Welcome to Jurassic Dark (Episode 172)

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Live from Los Angeles. 911 What is your emergency?
Here in Hollywood now. Two counts of murder.
Injury and death, Oh my. God.
Shocking new details. That has stunned the
entertainment world. This makes me a little nervous.
The hair stood up on my arms just like in the movies.
What do? You call this thing anyway death
in. Entertainment.

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Greetings Dead O Universe, how the heck are you?
My name is Kyle Plouffe. I'm Jerry Aquino.
And I am Ben Kissel, thank you all so much for joining us for
another fantastic episode of Death in Entertainment.
You thought the dinosaurs were creepy.
You thought maybe what man has created with science was odd.
But indeed, it is nothing in comparison to the curse of

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Jurassic Park. We're going from Jurassic Park
to those who have gone Jurassic Dark.
Whoa. Shout out to Pano Man Oregon for

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writing this script too, by the way.
He's on fire as we say. Thank you.
Yes, we love you. So let's start here.
Let's be warned, this podcast contains spoilers, all of them
65,000,000 years in the making. Oh damn, I was supposed to catch
up with that. Yeah, yeah, we all, we are all
still working on it. If you haven't seen the original

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Jurassic Park, I'm sorry, we're going to spoil it.
For you a little bit. Yeah, come on.
Come on, who hasn't? Seriously.
So we're going to start where itall began, the genesis of this
franchise, which is Mr. Michael Crichton.
But no story about Jurassic Parkcan exist without first
exploring the prehistoric sourcematerial and acknowledging the
mind behind it all. The author Michael Crichton OK

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OK, he was born October 23rd, 1942 in Chicago, IL.
So he's a Bears fan. Probably.
Talk about dinosaurs. Oh my God that's the real
horrific story that he came dinosaurs.
Bears are dinosaur adjacent in the fact that they are breathing
living non human. Yes, OK.

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So he was an author, filmmaker and non practicing medical
doctor. Can you believe that?
Wait, what? Yeah.
Don't you have to be? Wait, what?
So he was just a so he just saidthat to get laid at bars.
No, he actually, he went to Harvard, OK.
He got ABA and MD from Harvard. But instead of like going into,
you know, diagnosing people and being up close to sores and

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stuff like that, he's like, I'm just going to write books.
So he both made his, he both made his father very proud, but
then also very disappointed. Yeah, yeah.
He was, he was like, I just wanted to prove to you that I
could, and now I won't. Yeah.
Oh, that's even worse than even worse than having a drug
problem. Michael, do you mean you could
have been a doctor? I'm smart enough, Dad.
I just don't like it. I just.

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Don't do it. Sorry.
He built his early writing career by telling stories
centered around medicine, drama,romance, alternate history,
heists, and even light science fiction.
OK, Some notable early novels included A Case of Need, The
Andromeda Strain, and The Terminal Man.
Of course, an Andromeda Strain that is the newest weed right

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here in North Hollywood. If you haven't had it, you're
going to want to check it out. By 1973, he had written and
directed his first motion picture.
The sci-fi, The sci-fi Western Westworld.
Oh really? Yeah.
No shit. And that was the series that
came out later that was based onthat, correct?
OK cuz I the first season of Westworld I loved but then after

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that I was immensely confused and I just slowly stopped
watching. Yeah, I think I agree.
I don't really finish. I don't remember finishing it,
but it had a really strong startand I was like, whoa, now this
is creepy. Yeah, it's all weird, right?
Good concept. And it does make you think about
the non playable characters and all your video games I think
just stuck there forever and ever and ever.
Yeah, exactly. Makes me think about that people

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in real life. Anything about around Reynolds
that's free guy. Yep, Free guy.
And then also a lot of people, to Kyles Point, people who like
have delusions, they oftentimes believe that their MPCC are all
around them and then it allows them to go shoot up places
because they're like, they ain'treal people, but they're real.
People or traffic them to an island.

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Oh yeah, that's true. Timely by the middle By the mid
1970s, Crichton was becoming associated with a new style of
literary genre called the technothriller Boots and Cats.
Oh, that's nice. Yeah, I'll just be sitting over
here in the corner watching you guys do that.

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Obviously you're very happy withyour drugs.
These novels were full of actionand always featured A
Frankenstein like level of cautionary tale warning of the
dangers of unchecked scientific technology and invention.
And on on Ben Kissel politics, we're going to talk a lot about
artificial intelligence, and I think we're in a new precipice

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of danger when it comes to technology.
Oh, definitely. Which is essentially what he was
trying to get around. Right.
I think he was trying to warn USagainst it and now all of us are
just like, what if we make dinosaurs and have a park and we
open it up to the people? Oh, Jesus.
So then Mike, he went on to Mikelike I know him.
Mike Mikey. Yeah, I call him Cricky.

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Yeah, He then went on to publisha number of novels that would
become major motion pictures, a prolific run unrivaled by.
He's up there with very few others.
His novels from 1975 to 1990 included The Great Train
Robbery, Eaters of the Dead, The13th Warrior, Congo Sphere and
finally Jurassic Park. Oh shit, so it was basically

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just like him and Stephen King just busting out?
Seriously. Pretty much here's I think they
should out turn to gold. Yeah, I love that.
He was just like, I'm not reallycreative with the zombie title.
We're gonna call it like People of the Dead.
Yeah. I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know but I but I have a
crazy plot. Dead people who eat people I
don't know. Yeah.

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Eaters of the Dead, I think it'sgood.
Eaters of the Dead is good. The digesters of humans, yes.
Crichton began brainstorming what would eventually become
Jurassic Park by starting in 1981 and 1983, he began
developing the text into a Hollywood screenplay, so it was
a long time coming. Yeah, but it.
Was, but it was a book first. Yes, OK, yeah, the plot centered

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around a college graduate student who managed to clone a
pterosaur. Silent peas in the in these and
these dinosaur names. Yeah, I don't know why they had
to make them all like strange names and all big just.
Try to say the P pterosaur. No, the pterosaur.
It's a pterosaur. Pterosaur.
So I'm saying they're silent. Pterosaur.
Potato sore sounds fucking like you just had a coleslaw or

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potato salad thrown at your faceand then you got a headache
because of it. Potato sore sounds like
something you get from making out with the wrong girl in the
10th grade. Fucking case of pterosaurs.
Minute with Peggy, didn't you? No, I didn't make up with Peggy,
bro. You got potato sore, you got.
The potatoes. God damn it, Everyone else,
Everyone else in this class has it.
Why can't I get it? Yeah.
So the pterosaur, it is not a herpe, it is a type of flying

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reptile. Thank you for the clarification.
It existed between 228 to 66,000,000 years ago.
Somewhere between there OK very small time frame.
In this early concept for the novel, the grad student creates
the dinosaur alone and in secret.
Crichton ultimately decided the story wasn't thrilling enough
for a big screen adaptation, so the story was put on hold.

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Why? They over.
He started with dinosaurs. I know.
Yeah, but I could see it. It's just a college kid in the
dorm room. Be like, I think I made a
dinosaur. Like I don't know what the
what's. The story and the pterosaurs not
really a sexy You got to go withthe Tyrannosaurus, right?
You know what? Does the pterosaurs look like?
They're a reptile. I'll do a Google.
Yeah, Google. I'm on it.

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So by 1989, Crichton had found new inspiration stating quote.
The real conclusion for me. Was that what you really wanted
in the story like this was to have a sort of natural
environment in which people and dinosaurs could be together?
Yes, I mean some people believe that we were together.
Who am I to say this is the pterosaur, which is kind of a

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funny looking bird. Like it's pterodactyl.
Yeah, but it looks kind of like a toucan.
Yeah, it. Really does.
It's like a weird protrusion thing going on on top of its
beak. Yeah, I guess I don't know
what's going on. Either way, not cool enough for
a movie. No, this this is not a leading
man dinosaur. That you got them to sell Froot
Loops. Yeah, they're Froot loop
dinosaurs. They're commercial dinosaurs.

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Dinosaurs. Get out of here.
Get Froot loops it. Still looks pretty huge.
It's cool gonna. Be pretty looks like it'd be
pretty terrifying if I saw. It it's cool, but sure.
Would Jeff Goldblum slowly take his glasses down if he sees it?
Yes. I don't think so.
Yes, the fuck he. Would OK point counterpoint?
I don't know. I think I goldblum needs to be

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wowed. Goldblum.
He goes on to say you wanted thething that never happened in
history, people in the forest and swamps at the same time as
dinosaurs. Once the once that notion began
to dictate how the story would proceed, then everything else
fell into place. The book Jurassic Park was
finally published in 1990 and received critical acclaim.

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It sold 9 million copies before the movie was ever released.
So they wrote the book, but before the book even came out,
they were like, wait, let's alsomake this a script.
Yes. So they did it simultaneously.
Interesting. Yeah.
That's really interesting, yeah.So he just knew he's like, I'm
gonna have, I'm gonna bang out double S Yeah, double banger.
As long as they're already turning my books into movies,

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let's just let's let's do one onpurpose.
Yeah. Yeah, I see.
Creighton would follow Jurassic Park with The Lost World, a
rushed sequel novel related moreto the movie than the original
novel. Production on the sequel film
was already underway before Creighton had even finished
writing the source material. That's exactly what happened
with Tommy Boy and Black Sheep. And people yell at me for saying

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Black Sheep is an inferior movie.
It is. They're not that.
Even the people who made it do you?
They rushed. It.
Do you have volume control on that?
Yeah, Fuck you Kyle. That is wrong.
Black Sheep is a standalone standout feature film with David
Smith and Chris Farley. And don't forget Gary Busey.
And the script wasn't finished by the time they started making
it. Well, it was because it was

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rushed. Vote for Donnelly.
Vote for it was political. It was black sheep got very
political. Yeah.
Oh man, So yes, production's on the way.
They're not even finished writing the source material.
The second-half of Creighton's career would see him publish a
further 7 novels as well as a screenplay for the movie
Twister, which I didn't realize.Oh wow.

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Know that either. He also created the TV hit
medical drama in which we all got to know Mr. George Clooney.
ER. What a hunk.
Wow, this motherfucker, was he, He was basically pulling out all
of the pop culture stops. Yeah, that we all grew up on.
We grew up on on everything fromthis guy's head, yeah.
Seriously, like one question with Twister as a book, maybe my

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brain just don't work it. Would it be exciting to?
And then the wind world and the house flew apart.
Like I feel like that's a visual.
Right. And then there's a cow.
A cow flew by. I feel like yeah.
But you know, you know, every time like movies come out that
are based on books, there's likea large amount of people that'll
say the book is way. Better than, of course, yeah.
So, you know, sometimes putting things into a text to be able to

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really describe things and then allowing like, your imagination
until he put things together canbe pretty fucking riveting.
True. I could go anywhere in your
head. It's more of an indictment on my
brain. Yeah, I think so.
Because I want to see the twister that's that's.
Fair, OK. Well, Michael, he died of
lymphoma in 2008 at the age of 66.
Oh, I didn't even know he was dead.
His estate has since published 4posthumous novels, all

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discovered on his own. Wow.
In various states of progress. So he was just.
He worked and worked and worked and worked.
This guy liked to write. I guess so.
His most recent novel, Eruption,was not a romantic novel.
It wasn't. It didn't have Fabio on the
cover it. Should have been Was it about a
competitive eater? What's what's erupting here?

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Oh wow, you're gonna have to read to find out.
It was published in 2024 and wasfinished by none other than the
author James Patterson. Interesting.
It'd be interesting to see if you can like, detect where the
voice flicks. Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, there's a lot of people right out of order, so you never
know. Wow, yeah.
Yeah, James Patterson is anotherone I just saw on the subway,

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constantly in New York advertising his books.
He don't stop writing either. Yeah, I feel like Crichton,
Clancy and Patterson, they're like the the Holy Trinity.
And and Tom Clancy, I know him through his Rainbow Siege
series, which are fantastic video games.
I do not know of. These they're really, really
good. What do?
They what do they what do? You do.
You're like a military person. I feel like a military shoot,

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shoot, shoot a bunch of. Bad guys.
This is a fun fact. Michael Crichton was actually 6
foot 9. Let's go.
Wow, are you fucking kidding? Imagine him being your
gynecologist. That is insane.
Keep. Your hands off, pal.
Like dude, I'm going to have to request you use a small toolman.
That's all I got. It's a normal tool to me, ma'am.

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I don't know. What the fuck?
Yo, that's great, because my people, he's 2 inches taller
than me. Yeah.
Wow. We don't get no credit for our
writing ability. This.
Oh, you can. You can even typewrite.
Can you even typewrite? Yeah.
You want to go pet the rabbits? Michael Creighton.
And his father didn't want him to play basketball.
He's like, Nah, I'm trying to use my brain.
Trying to use his brain, that's crazy.
Completely makes sense, though, why he didn't become a doctor.

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Because unnerving. Yeah, when people are my size
and they walk in and then they give you any news, you're just
like. Literally, yeah.
I imagine Ben coming into your hospital, right, and be like,
you're going to be just fine. I just want to start by saying
that. Just fine in the sense that it
was a miscarriage. So I hope you're happy.
I don't know how to give bad news.
Oh my God. And a lot of people choose their

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doctor before they even see them.
So like, you're sitting there, you're waiting for your
physical, They fucking make you wait like 45 minutes.
They don't even know what they're doing half the time.
And then all of a sudden the door swings open.
The guy's got to dip his head down under the actual door.
Just remove your pants please. My God.
Your balls are small. Yeah, your hands are huge.

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I had a. Cold in here.
Reverse situation. When I went to the doctor in
Florida, the chick was Cuban andshe was so hot and I was just
like but she didn't give me a physical.
She knew I wanted it too mad. I was like, so she's like, no,
she's. Like I'm a debt.
I never told you to take your clothes off.
Why are they all? Yeah, well, no.
She scheduled me with another person and they were all ugly.

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So we're filling a cavity and you're like, God damn right you
are. So in 1993, the novel Jurassic
Park was adapted for the screenplay by Michael Crichton
himself, which a lot of writers don't like to do.
It's a different medium, you know, a lot of artists are pure
and they're like, I have my my way of writing.

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So it's interesting that he actually did that.
I feel like technology helped where it caught up to where he
could kind of make it the way hewanted to, perhaps, right?
Universal Studios won the bidding war for the rights to
make the film. And Steven Spielberg, who I
often go up against in this podcast or being a pederist.

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Whoa. What a sex pest to female
children, especially the the lead girl in this movie.
No shit, he I don't want to get into.
It flip notes. Those are going to be on the
Kyle notes for the Patreon. Wow.
Yeah, Creighton and Spielberg had actually met 20 years
earlier, when Creighton was touring Universal Studios ahead

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of a big adaptation of his novelThe Andromeda Strain, and a
young Steven Spielberg was the tour guide, Which, that's
insane. That's hilarious.
That's awesome. Hurricane Aniki So before we
talk about the stars of JurassicPark that we've lost over the
years, let's first talk about the biggest obstacle the
franchise has ever faced. Appropriately enough, it was

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Mother Nature herself who almostput an end to the movie
franchise before it started. Life almost found a way.
While filming on the Hawaiian island of Kauai in September
1992, Hurricane and Nikki hit the island, reaching Category 4,
which I believe is the worst. No, CAT5 I think might be the
worst. That's a lot though.
Yeah, it's a big category. Yeah, it's at least one more

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than three. Dang, to this day it is the
strongest hurricane ever to hit Hawaii.
Wow. Wow, you would think Hawaii
would get hit all the time beingwhere it is.
I know the storm hit the island on the last day of On Location
filming stars of the film Sam Neill, who played Alan Grant and
Laura Dern. Oh shit.
Who played Ellie Sattler? They later recalled standing on

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the beach watching the storm approach.
Do you think we're going to be all right, Sam?
Sam Dernast? I think we might die, Laura Neil
joked. Well, I was looking.
You know what? You know what, Sam?
Maybe I just don't ask you anymore.
Yeah, maybe I was looking for a small series, a modicum of
support. We're.
Going to die here, Laura. And also he looks like he looks
like the kind of guy who's goingto give you that news and it's

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going to be true. It's.
Going to be very. He looks like a doctor.
Right. Thankfully, the cast and crew
evacuated. They were evacuated to safety by
helicopter. Wow, and imagine how scary that
was during a hurricane. Fucking helicopter is scary
during a normal death. Yeah, it's being flung around in
the air. Totally.
This movie better be an Oscar winner.

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Yes, seriously. Pilot Fred Sorensen, who
actually played the part of Jock, the pilot who saves
Indiana Jones in the opening scene of the movie Raiders of
the Lost Ark? He's the one that took him off,
which that's pretty crazy. You're like, Oh my God, you're
the guy from Indiana Jones. You're actually fucking taking
us out of here. Turns out I don't know how to
fly a helicopter at all. I'm just an actor like you guys.
Best of luck. We got enough momentum, we'll

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get there. Yeah, yeah.
They say fly into the storm. It makes it fly past you.
Past. Yeah, exactly.
Which is what they say. That is what they say.
The eye of the storm's the calmest.
Yeah, it is so weird. The cast and crew spent the
night in a hotel basement. Oh wow, that's.
Fun. Which crazily enough, a lot of
places. I didn't realize in America they

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don't have basements. Like on the East Coast.
We all have basements. Yeah, on the West Coast,
California sometimes, most times, no basement.
No basement. They don't basement it, they do.
They back alley it. Yeah, Back alley at Midwest.
All basement all the time. I love a good basement.
I love a good basement. How?
How do you have a childhood without falling off of your
basement entrance door? Where do you hide when you're
trying to run away from your parents before they you know as

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they scream at you like everyonehas their place in the basement?
Right. Totally.
That's the best place to get drunk in an unfinished basement.
Exactly. Yeah.
The actor Richard Attenborough, who played the character of John
Hammond, who he was reported to have slept through the entire
storm. Yes.
He. Probably just listened to his
brother's voice. Yes, David Attenborough.
He's the one who does like planet Earth and all that.

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Yeah, yeah, what an amazing. But he is.
He does put me right to sleep. That must be his inner
monologue. But I'll win some planet Earth
and. Just start.
Hearing him and I'm. That's exactly what I would have
done. I would have slept through it,
too. I haven't had any earthquake
that we've had here in LA since I've been here.
Never woke up. Yeah, I always sleep through
them. I've also slept through
hurricanes in Miami. Right, yes, just fall asleep.

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I'm a fainting goat too. Just fall asleep on a plane.
Turbulence. I go to sleep.
Let's just figure this out through a nap.
Do you think that David Attenberg likes that?
It's a compliment where it's like every time you speak I fall
asleep. Like do you think he was just
like, I just wish one person. Can you?
Can you stay awake? I've been trying to tell you
what I wanted to say was really important.
Super important. Yeah.
Yeah. I fall asleep to you.
Thank you. No.

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Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's your voice.
It's fuck. It's always puts me to sleep.
Better than melatonin? Oh my God, Kyle took some of
that today for some reason. Woo.
You don't take melatonin in the.Day, I know it trips me out at
night. I know that now.
Lesson learned. When Steven Spielberg asked him
how he slept through the whole night, the English born
Attenborough responded. Dear boy, I survived the Blitz.

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Oh. Yeah, wow, the blitz.
The Chicago Bear Blitz. Yeah.
I mean, that doesn't mean that could also be reversed where he
has massive PTSD and then he wakes up shitting himself,
throwing up on the wall. So I'm not really.
But you know Richard. Wow, that's probably why they
talk so calmly to overcompensatefor it.
True, yeah. Sadly, Hurricane Aniki claimed

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the lives of seven Islanders. Damages exceeded 3.1 BA billion
with AB. I don't like that.
I'm not loving it. I'm not loving that at all.
Much of the Jurassic Park set was destroyed and the final day
of filming was cancelled, and a few planned scenes were never
actually filmed. Wow, no shit.
That'd be so interesting to see what it would have.

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Been. I know.
Nature found a way to edit the movie, and the movie is
fantastic. And it's fantastic.
What if the storm never happenedand the movie comes out and
everyone's just like there was 4scenes that made no fucking?
Sense Yeah, what the fuck was that?
That have happened. Actual footage of the hurricane
was used in the final cut of thefilm, which is that's pretty
cool. Yeah, I was going to say that

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they use that at. All they did Richard
Attenborough So Speaking of the actor behind John Hammond, the
Lord Lord. The Lord.
The Lord himself, Richard Attenborough, was born in on
August 29th, 1923 in Cambridge, England.
I learned this about the Lord thing though.
It's just like the Hollywood star of fame, right you?
Got to pay for it. You got to pay.
For it, you got to be recommended by like 5 or 6 other

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people that are, you know, do controversial things behind
closed doors. It's so really anyone, not
anyone. But if you really want to be a
Lord, you can figure out how to become a Lord.
You you can send a way for it. I think they had TV commercials
that are like you can own a footof land.
Yep, I become a Lord. My mom owned a star which I
don't think exists. My my Nana did that for my

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sister and not me. Why were they so mean to you?
I don't know, that is funny. I mean, I think I actually take
it as a compliment that I didn'tget ripped off.
She didn't get ripped off on behalf of me.
That's true. I still wouldn't mind a star.
But they're not up. They're not there.
They just, they print out a piece of paper, they go, you go,
where's my star? They go right there.

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There, it's the one. It's the one with the
coordinates of 1234 base. Pick one lady, you gave me 50.
Bucks on the kilometers and meters if you look a little over
to the right of the Milky Way. It's just to the left of that.
It's just to the well. It made my mother smile, so
that's all that matters. That's good, I guess.
You guys just ruined by being stars for me.

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It's not no. It's not no, Jerry.
That was a. Scare.
Of course it's a scare. Well, there's.
So many of them. Of course you can assign one to
each human. It is the female.
It's like, I don't. It's the equivalent of buying a
porn star's fart. It is.
There's nothing there. Or like it's not there.
It's bathwater. Someone's bath.
Well, at least bathwater. You might get something.

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Yeah, the fart is just broccoli steam.
Right. That they just can't.
Oh wow, that's actually. That's not.
She'll be pretty smart, yeah. I do like it.
No, actually. Selling my farts.
There's isn't only fan girl thatdoesn't wear the underwear she
claims to wear. She just puts a little tuna
juice and I'm not even kidding, in in the underwear.
So people like stuff it in theirmouths, like I could taste you.
That's wow, morons. Morons for being like wow.

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Well, she really does taste exactly like specifically
albacore tuna with a little olive oil.
Bumblebee Tuna. Apologies to Richard Adenborough
for going on that diet, all right.
Sorry, Lord. So he is the patriarch of the
Jurassic Park franchise if thereever was 1.
He was 69 years old when filmingthe original Jurassic Park

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movie. By far the oldest actor on set.
A 60. 9 Nice He he portrayed thecharacter John Hammond, which we
know the park's cynical founder and the white bearded
grandfather of the park's two young visitors, ye old.
Wise men. Yeah, he was awesome in this
role. So good.
He's also the only actor who hassince passed away who appeared

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in two different franchise films.
He appeared in the original and the sequel, The Lost World.
Jurassic Park. No.
Shit, it's really changed a lot since the first one.
Yeah, and it's true, he did in fact survive the German Blitz
during World War 2. In 1940, at the age of 17,
Richard joined the Royal Air Force and flew in numerous

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bombing raids over Nazi occupiedEurope.
Hell yeah. The German Blitz, huh?
Yeah, interesting. I I thought it was the the the
what did you? What did you think it was?
Loading. No, nothing.
I thought it was nothing. And yeah, so he sat in the rare,

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rare the rear or tail gunner position and filmed the bombings
as part of the Royal Air Force'sfilm unit.
So he was filming. So yeah, that is, that's the
real big weapon there. Interesting getting it all on
camera. If I could choose one thing to
be in, I wouldn't have the camera, but with the gun, the
gunner of a on a helicopter or something.
That seems like fun. At least in the video games I

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play, whenever they have a chapter where you get to be a
gunner, it's really fun because you never run on ammo.
And you don't have to drive. And you don't.
Have to drive you're. Bouncing over dumpsters and
shit. Yeah, but it's probably
different in real life, Probablya bunch of trauma.
And yeah. Very difficult, exhilarating.
Well, after the war, Attenborough entered the world
of acting full time. He appeared in over 70 roles on
TV and the big screen, includingThe Great Escape in the original

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Doctor Doolittle. Oh shit.
Yeah, before famously retiring from acting in 1978.
So he was done acting for a longtime.
Wow, what a life. He then took a seat in the
directors chair and won two Oscars for his film Gandhi in
1982 for Best Director and Best Picture.
Can't do that anymore. Yeah, dude, wait, he was.

(26:04):
Gandhi. No, Gandhi.
He was the director. Oh my.
What was What was the name of the Gandhi want to say?
Was Ben Ben Ben? Oh, it was.
Was it a white man? It was a white man.
Yeah, yeah. That's why I said you can't do
that anymore. Yeah, that's what I thought.
He. Was Ben Kingsley Ben.
Kingsley, pretty much. That's right, they made him
super. Tan.

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And he was fucking Gandhi. Oh my God.
Yeah, they just chose a bald, skinny guy.
We're like you. You're good enough.
Let's go. Also, our next film has a bunch
of Ethiopians. You're in.
Let's go. Just casting.
Like Vince McMahon. Yeah.
You're. You're Samoan.
You're Chinese now. Let's go.
What? The hell?

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Steven Spielberg eventually drewhim out of retirement for
Jurassic Park and The Lost World.
In the Jurassic Park films, his character John Hammond is a
Carney slash businessman slash showman, a modern day PT Barnum
who begins with a flea circus before hiring scientists who
bioengineer an elephant the sizeof a house cat, which Hammond

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uses to convince investors to fund an even greater project.
Wow. Were flea circuses like a real
thing? Watch fleas jump around.
I think, I mean, I think it would probably was, you know,
you know, humans have this weirdneed to put shit in jars.
Right, I'd watch. I mean I.
Got some? Yeah, I would watch it.
Nothing else to do, only fans, farts, you know?
Yeah. Only fans.
Fleas. Yeah, only fleas.

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Got a chick with bedbugs who sells the bedbugs that she
sleeps on every night. I mean I could just do that.
I don't have bedbugs nor will I ever want them.
Just. Berry.
Yeah, you got Berry. I got the new batch of Bonnie
Blues. Fucking bedbugs.
I think that's called crabs. Yeah.
Yeah, In the Michael Crichton novel, Hammond is ultimately

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killed by his own hubris. He was like, much more of a
villain in the actual novel, Yeah.
And he wasn't that in the. Movie No, he was just kind of
bumbly, but he was he was a little corrupt.
He knew what what he was gettinghimself into at a certain point.
Yeah, I mean, he created a deathpark, yeah.
Right. After the events of the novel
unfold and the park is seeminglyreturned to a sense of normalcy,
Hammond takes a stroll down the road.

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He's caught off guard by the theHe's caught off guard by the
roar of AT Rex. Not realizing the roar was
actually piped in audio he designed for the park to use to
entertain the future guests, he trips and stumbles down a
hillside. There he is injured and slowly
eaten alive by a pack of dinosaurs called the
Komsogenathis. The old Komso.

(28:39):
These are tiny carnivorous dinosaurs that lived from 150 to
145,000,000 years ago and, like Hammond's little elephant, were
about the size of a house cat. OK, Yeah.
Yeah, those little, those littlethings were crazy.
They killed off that little chick, too.
Was it like a little girl that they killed off right at the
beginning? Like a kid, Like a kid.
Or something. Yeah.

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They'd be eaten, I say. They'd be eaten.
Maybe eaten. They'd be eaten.
They will eat the fuck out of. You of the original one, Yeah.
Shit, but in the book he dies earlier.
Yeah. I see.
OK. So he falls down and gets eaten
by all these little things. Yeah, he gets his comeuppance.
By the comisores. By the dumpsters, yeah.
In the film, he actually, he realizes instead that he's, you

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know, a fool. He realizes his folly, he
abandons the park, and he rescues guests and survivors
along the way. In The Lost World film, Hammond
even attempts to right the wrongs of his past by protecting
the remaining dinosaurs on Jurassic.
Park, just stop making. Dinosaurs.
Yeah, just cut, cut your losses,pal.
He. Just.
Yeah, end it. This whole thing didn't have to
happen. Yeah.

(29:46):
According to Ian Malcolm, who isthe character played by Jeff
Goldblum, he states that he goesfrom capitalist to naturalist in
just four years. You can be a naturalist and a
capitalist. 1's an economic principle and the other one's
about, you know, the environment.
You can be an you could be an environmental capitalist.
That's why you replant trees when they're gone.

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Jeff Goldblum is fun, but I would just say I don't know what
that was like. I feel like that got him late in
college. Yeah, by from a college.
Was a scientist and also these were his lines that he was
giving. Yeah, it was a character.
It wasn't him. Oh, I see.
OK, gotcha. It does sound like something
that Jeff Goldblum would say. Right.
And then if he said it to me, I'd be like, when do I suck your
Dick? Do I suck your Dick now or
later? When do you want?
How far do I go down on it? Right.

(30:29):
What do you like? Yeah, I'm a.
In his later life, Lord Richard Attenborough famously played the
role of Kris Kringle in the 1994remake The Miracle on 34th St.
OH. That one did not need to be
remade. You know they remade it.
I watched the original. Yeah, the little girls.
The girl who played Matilda. No shit, no shit.
I met her a couple of times. Yeah, yeah.

(30:50):
Nice gal. She's a.
Good friend and one of my good friends.
Yeah. Wow.
She used to do a podcast out in New York City all the time.
Yeah, that's. Cool.
So, yeah, Mr. Richard Attenborough, the Lord himself,
he died in 2014 at the age of 90after complications from a fall.
Which that sucks. I mean, I guess you want to
reach the age where you can die from falling down.
Yeah. Technically his that was his

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character kind of foreshadowed his death.
Yeah. Because he fell down.
I mean, he got eaten by dinosaurs afterwards, but.
He first fell. But he did first fall.
Yeah. Yeah, there's a correlation.
Correlation. There was art imitating life,
life imitating art, art imitating.
I think once you get to the point where when you fall, you
die. Just about time.

(31:32):
You did it, you did it. Did the damn thing.
He reached the rank of Sergeant in the Royal Air Force and was
giving given the British title of Lord in 1993.
Yeah, I'd be and. He was if I, if I killed a bunch
of people and this guy's also a Sergeant and I'm a Sergeant, be
like, what did you do? Took a bunch of pictures.
I'd be real pissed. Yeah, I'm.
Just saying that's so true I'd. Be like you took pictures
pictures. I have Nazis scalps on my

(31:55):
fucking wall. No, yeah, but after the pictures
I actually was in like a lot of films.
All right, you're cool. Yeah.
All right, fine. You're a Lord.
Lord, I bow down to you. Lord, Lord.
Lord. Oh yeah, Lord.
He also served as the president of the Royal Academy of Dramatic
Art, or RADA. Rada Rada.
Not to be confused with or AMDA.What is it with these fucking

(32:18):
art schools with terrible, terrible acronyms?
Yeah, I don't know, add an end to that one.
You got NAMBLO, which that's notgood.
Probably depends on how who you ask, but.
Yeah, probably a lot of directors in there too.
Yeah, for sure. And the British Academy of Film
and Television Arts, which is BAFTA.
There's so many. There he goes.
RADA, BAFTA. Jeez.

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Louise, All right. Fun fact here, Richard is the
older brother of Sir David Attenborough, the British
historian, naturalist and filmmaker most known as the
narrator of numerous BBC nature and animal documentaries.
The greatest of all time. You see here it's the baby
octopus tries to slowly crawl out of the octave vagina.
Octopus. Octa.

(32:59):
The Octina. The Octina good weight.
The Octo Sea, yeah. This a little goldfish.
Like he's so cute. He and he and Werner Herzog are
like the two that I'm just like,yeah, you know, yeah.
They. They see Morgan Freeman as the
voice of God, which also passes.But I'm gonna go.
He literally was the voice of God.
He was the voice of. God whose Almighty?
But also Werner Herzogen. Yeah.
Yeah. God like voice?

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Absolutely. I can see that too.
And then we move on to Joffrey Brown.
Joffrey. Yes.
Yo, how do you spell his name? That's an interesting way to
spell that name. JOPHERY.
Oh my God, his parents just said.
Him. Joe Perry.
I love Joe Perry, also a friend of mine.
Joffrey just sounds like his parents were like, you're going

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to be tough because you're goingto be bullied, like a lot,
Joffrey. Joffrey Pop Quiz Do you know the
name? Do you know the name of the
first character to die in a Jurassic Park movie?
Wasn't it? It was Newman, wasn't it?
No, he's, he's at the end of thefirst one.
Oh. He is, yeah.
I thought he was the. Barbasol comes out.
That's at the end. He's yeah, that's at the end.

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Taking the fuck out. He's trying to get away, no?
She's like he's he has to be douchey throughout the whole
movie. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, Dang, yeah. First, he's got to do the.
He's got to deliver the mail, Jerry.
Right. Right, Newman.
Love it. The answer to this question is
Joffrey Brown. OK.
Played by the actor Joffrey Brown.

(34:23):
Oh shit, for real? Yes, Joffrey Brown essentially
played himself in this role. What?
What? He was the gatekeeper who dies
in the intense opening scene of the movie, captured while
transferring the Velociraptor from its cage to its pen, being
eaten alive to the sound of his companion screaming.
Shooter Shooter. Wow, why was it himself and not
like a character I. Don't know, that's kind.

(34:45):
Of cool to just be yourself I guess.
Yeah, as long as you don't really die.
Yeah, my mom was a character in a movie, but she wasn't playing
herself. Somebody else played her, but it
was her name. Did say these sentences in some
sort of order that made no sense.
At some point before it was still trying to figure out what
you mean. It was a beautiful movie and no
one died, no children got molested.
It was just a nice movie about abeautiful Boston day.

(35:08):
Yeah, on an. Island on an island.
That's. Nice.
Pretty good. It would be nice if one movie
based in Boston Boston didn't involve a based bait heist
molestation. Italian mafia?
There's no way. You Irish mafia.
Irish Mafia the. Show Kevin can fuck himself is
kind of doesn't involve any of those things, but a little bit

(35:30):
of murder does. Go on.
Yeah. Yeah, well, every place has a
little bit of murder. Just a little bit.
It's Boston. Yeah.
Of all the minor characters in the Jurassic Park franchise, the
career of Geoffrey Brown is perhaps the most eclectic of
them all. Born in Grambling, LA on January
22nd, 1945, his early life saw him being pulled in two very
different directions. His father was a lifelong

(35:52):
baseball fan and pushed his sonsto play ball.
It's. Real hard.
It's real hard to do that though.
Yeah, you're going to grow up togo the MLB where there's only
like 500 people that get into it.
I don't think so. Yeah, it's tough.
I have a better chance of being eaten by a dinosaur.
Dad, wouldn't you believe it? I was.
I was. Joffrey ended up being the most
athletically talented of the 8 count EM8 Brown children.

(36:16):
So yeah, this dad was not tryingto have kids because he wanted
to have a family and love them. He was just like one out of the
8, just like baseball. Like a baseball player.
If he hits one out of eight, he's going to the Hall of Fame.
Yeah, OK. He's like, how else are people
going to know I get laid unless they fucking have kids?
Every single time. Seriously.
That's how old people are. Weird they're.
Fucking old people, they're justlike, yeah, we're going to have

(36:36):
sex. Yeah, there's going to be a kid
at the end of it. That's.
What happens? The world's going to know the.
World's going. To know After high school,
Joffrey enrolled at Grambling College and became a pitcher for
the baseball team from 1964 to 1966.
So he tried. Yeah.
Although he never graduated college, he was scouted by many
teams in the MLB. In 1965, he was drafted by the

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Pittsburgh Pirates, but Brown decided to stay in college for
another year. No shit.
This happens all the time in baseball.
There's like so many people thatget drafted.
It's like 15 rounds. It's amazing.
So because you get, it's not like NBA or NFL, you're not
guaranteed a spot basically. No, yeah, OK, so instead of like
going and playing single a ball and fucking bum fuck Louisiana

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somewhere, they'll be like, no, I'm just going to stay in
college and make sure that the next time I get drafted it's
going to be higher and I get more money.
So. You can get drafted again.
Oh yeah, yeah. Gotcha, that's a good.
So he was smart. He was exactly bets.
Yeah. It is tough though, especially
back then because you could get injured.
Yeah, insurance. It's a ballsy thing to do.
I get what these kids skip college for basketball

(37:38):
altogether and just go right to the pros.
Yeah. Yeah.
The money on the line. Yeah.
And your young body, the youth. Yeah, they're young.
Body is a young body they need. No, Kate, No, just like Spry.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that too. Oh, sure, sure, sure, sure,
sure. So what do you like watching
basketball? Mostly.
They're young bodies. Oh, that's a little creepier
than I thought it was going to be.

(37:59):
Who's your least favorite LeBron.
He's a real fucking not a young body.
Anymore. Not a young body anymore, man.
It's all creaking, cracking. Oh man.
So in 1966, he was drafted by the Boston Red Sox.
Baby. And then he told them to go fuck
themselves. Oh God.
Boston, huh? I'm just going to stay here at

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Grambling, you know? What He decided to stay in
school again? I'll keep my day, Jeff.
The Yankees just draft me already, please.
Something actually happened in the late summer of 1966.
The Chicago Cubs called, and Joffrey Brown was like, let's
go, let's go. There we go.
And signed with the team from Chicago's North Side. 66 wasn't

(38:42):
They were kind of good back then, probably before they had
their one little championship in2016 or 50.
They were throwing Dicks in 66. What?
That was the team slogan. Throwing Dicks in 60 come.
On down to family friendly Wrigley.
We're throwing Dicks in 66. Wait, did Dicks have a different
meaning? What?
Does that mean? It means whatever you want it to

(39:03):
mean I. What, them throwing Dicks?
If I ever run for office again, I've got to run in a year that
rhymes with six. Yeah, so.
You'll be throwing Dicks in 2066.
Exactly. It's coming.
Up next year, 2026. Throwing Dicks in 2026?

(39:24):
We're throwing. Dicks in 2026, let's go.
Oh my God. Next.
Year good. So Joffrey ended up spending two
seasons in the minor leagues before finally being called up
by the Cubs. He pitched in one Major League
game, September 21st, 1968, in relief for the Cubs against the
Pirates. The highlight of his one inning

(39:45):
in the Major League saw him intentionally walk Roberto
Clemente. That's a smart choice.
That's a smart choice. He's a generational talent and
MVPA 15 time All Star in Hall ofFamer.
Yep, Clemente. So he has to do the that's doing
the job. Like in wrestling, you're told
to lose. That's you.
You're doing the job got. It.
He goes up there, they tell him to walk him and then they're

(40:07):
like, fuck this, you got to go back down to the minors.
But no. Very rude.
Very rude. That's fucked.
And exactly what I talked about earlier happened.
He went down to the minor leagues for one more season,
which he had to retire after because he suffered a shoulder
injury. That young body wasn't so young
anymore. Not no more, no.
So after pursuing the dreams hisfather had for him, he now

(40:30):
followed in the steps of his older brother Calvin.
Man, now you're making me think Varsity Blues, I don't want your
life. In the pursuit of this, he would
find his true calling in life. His brother, Calvin Brown had
already established himself as aleading stuntman in Hollywood,
helping found the Black Stuntman's Association.

(40:50):
Let's. Go and working as who other than
Bill Cosby's stuntman? For what?
Ghost dad? I don't think of Bill.
Does Bill Cosby need a stuntman?Well, in 1965 to 1968 he was on
ATV show called I Spy. So there was a little bit what
the. Hell was that.

(41:10):
Action. I see.
Wonder what I spy. I spy a sleeping lady.
I spy someone that wants to do something with me.
I guess so. To his credit, Joffrey had
already had minor roles in TV and film, appearing on TV
alongside his brother on Said I Spy.
He was also on Arrest and Trial and later in the Blacks

(41:34):
Blaxploitation film Coffee I've Seen that 1973.
He soon began outdoing his olderbrother Calvin in stuntman
parts, performing in the James Bond film Live and Let Die, Live
and Let Die, Smokey and the Bandit, as well the Blues
Brothers and Scarface get. Out of here.

(41:55):
Oh, what? Was working.
Yeah, hell of a resume. His career continued to climb
with roles in the A-Team, National National Lampoon's
Vacation Commando, Lethal Weapon, Die Hard, Ghostbusters
2. It's crazy.
He's killing it. And everything.
But This is why it's so important.
This is why. This is why Brad Williams, the
comedian, was so mad with the remake of Snow White, because

(42:18):
there's no little folks in it. And he's like, you got to think
about the trickle down. Yeah, it's like, you got stunt
people, you got all this shit. So anyway, yeah, it's.
A huge thing to take on. It is and without, without black
representation, he wouldn't havehad a job.
And so it's important to think about it.
It's bigger than just what you see on the screen.
That's right, he continued with work and Tango and Cash Hook Get

(42:39):
Shorty eye for an eye. And most curiously, and this,
this is crazy, as Sandra Bullock, stunt double in speed,
when her character jumps the busover the gap in the freeway.
That's hilarious. Literally no one.
Turns into a black man. No one wanted to do it.
No one. They do that like.

(43:00):
OK, in. Deuce Bigalow, where he jumps
out the window and ends up beinga little person that jumps in,
yeah, goes into the water, just goes.
That is so funny. Joffrey literally know that no
stunt woman wanted to do this one.
Can you just put this wig on? It's not even, it's not that I'm
the wrong gender. I'm like, you know, I'm like
black, right? Yeah, it.

(43:21):
Doesn't matter. No, it doesn't matter.
Just put the blonde wig on. We're gonna put long sleeves on
you. Everything's gonna be covered.
You just put on the gloves. Put on these gloves.
It'd be fine. I would watch it if he was their
stunt double in the Blind Side and he actually just played her
role. That'd be amazed.
How the movie was horrible. The later part of his Hollywood
career saw Geoffrey Brown becomeMorgan Freeman's de facto stunt

(43:43):
double. So that's like, what's his face
Brad Pitt in? Once.
Once Upon a time in Hollywood. Hollywood, yeah.
That's right. Career for one guy, yeah.
Oh, that's really cool. Yeah, so he was performing in
place of Freeman in such films as Along Came a Spider, which is
another one. Nancy, Tom.
Clancy or Pat Pattinson. I believe yeah, one of them.

(44:05):
Yes, it was a thriller. I love a good thriller.
Yeah, me too. The Sum of all Fears, which I
thought was very fun. It's about nuclear explosion, is
it not? Yeah.
Yes, at the end, we're all toast.
Oh, what? Yeah.
Spoiler dream. What?
I'm a piece of toast? I thought it was a person.
Thank you. Dream Catcher and the bucket

(44:26):
list Joffrey Brown died in 2014 at the age of 68 from
complications of cancer. Too young?
Come on, there's a fun fact about Mr. Brown.
He was awarded the Taurus Lifetime Achievement Award for
his accomplishment and stunt work and stunt coordination,
contributing to an unbelievable 400 plus movies and TV show.
That is. Insane.

(44:47):
I would so much rather talk to the stuntman than the star that
they're hunting for. Oh, for sure.
I just don't care about, like, I'm sure Morgan Freeman, it's
exciting to speak with someone, but I want to know about the
balls and everything else. Like, yeah, yeah.
The people who did the stunts for Home Alone, I watched an
interview with them and they were crazy.
This before they apparently theyhad like any rules and the guy

(45:07):
was like, how do you fall down the stairs?
He's like you throw yourself down the stairs.
Yeah, literally. Yeah.
That's just it. That's it.
They're just like, they just hired me because I'm the I'm the
guy that was like, I'll do it, Yeah.
I'll do that and you. Can't have the lead guy walking
around with a black guy when it's press time.
Crazy, but I'll do it. I'll do it now, yeah.
I just get smoked in the face with an iron, it's fine.

(45:27):
Sure. When Joffrey Brown's character
died in the opening scene of Jurassic Park, which actor was
it yelling shoot her, shoot her?The answer is Bob Peck.
I didn't even let you try it again.
Yeah. No, I have no.
Idea. I was going to try to guess.
But am I supposed to know who Bob Peck is?
Who's Bob Peck? Well, Bob Peck.
He played the game warden and head of Animal Security at.

(45:48):
Jurassic Park played the gay warden.
Game the gay game warden Yeah, got it out of South Park.
Got. It that character's name is
Robert Muldoon. So they gave him a name, but
they didn't give the other guy aname?
Yeah, they gave him the name Muldoon.
Muldoon. Muldoon, Muldooned.
In the novel, Muldoon is writtenas a drunk who would rather blow
up some dinosaurs with a rocket launcher instead of saving the

(46:09):
day. It's a fun guy who would rather
have a good time than fuck over everybody and make a dinosaur.
Yeah, there you go. Thank you.
It is in the film, however, Muldoon is an even headed dead
serious professional who has only the best intentions for the
safety of the people around him,despite the very tough positions
this character is placed in. Boring.

(46:29):
Loser. Come on.
The character of Robert Muldoon is tasked with containing the
dinosaurs, protecting the guests, rescuing children and
returning electricity to the park and island.
Which is very important because all the gates are electric.
That's a lot boogie woogie woogie.
There's a video game where you do that, but I'm blanking on the
name of it. Electric Fence Simulator, 3000.

(46:51):
Yeah, that one. It's also the only thing that
pleasures my wife. Hey.
How was your wife? She's not.
She doesn't know. She's melted to a fence, yeah.
She's really enjoying the apartment inside my imagination.
Yeah, I don't know where yet. I haven't met her yet.
Yeah. Well, ultimately this character
meets his fate in the toothy jaws of two clever girls, a pair

(47:14):
of velociraptors that out hunt the hunter.
Oh, because that's what he called them.
Clever girl. Clever girl, that.
Guy. That that was his last words.
Yeah. When I get murdered, that's what
I'm going to say. Yeah, it's me at a hustler club.
Clever girls stop my nuts for one last time and take all my
money and. Ripped apart by a pack of
lesbians. Hey, you know what?

(47:34):
I'll take it. And that's a dream.
What a way to go out. Let's go ah.
Clever girls. Clever girls.
It does hurt, though. It does.
It. Does it hurts?
I thought it was going to be more sexual worth.
It in real life. I'm paying for this, right?
Great. Hourly.
We're stealing your wallet afterhim.
Ouch, Ouch. In real life, Bob Peck was an

(47:54):
icon of the British stage in screen.
Born Robert Peck on August 23rd,1945 in Leeds, England, he began
acting at the age of 15. He was a regular with the Royal
Shakespeare Company. Oh shit, it's legit appearing on
stage with fellow icons such as Judi Dench and Ian McClellan.
What the fuck, Sir Ian McKellen?Yeah.

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Thank you very. Much, Sir.
Not even a Lord? Yeah, is is Sir higher than
Lord? I'll check it.
Out it is because he was knighted by the queen herself.
Wow, yeah. That's some heavy shit.
I'll be knighted by the Queen, yeah.
You can't she's. Dead.
Oh, it's Meghan Markle now. Oh my God, I'm actually fine.
She'll just slap you in the face.
No, according to AI overview, Lord is generally considered

(48:41):
higher than Sir. Generally.
Generally is that even that sounds loose.
Generally that. Sounds pretty.
You get. But you don't get, but yeah, you
don't get actually chosen by theroyal family if you're a Lord.
No, it's all stupid. Yeah, it's all pretend there.
Is I'm a Lord? I'm a Lord.
You're a Lord. I'm a Lord.

(49:02):
Kyle's a Lord. Lord dog Jerry's a Lord.
Everyone listening is a freakingLord.
Yeah, Lord yourself. Let's go Lord yourself why the
hell not, yeah? He was nominated 3 times for the
Laurence Olivier Award for Best Actor and won a BAFTA for his
part in The Edge of Darkness in 1985.
OK, we got a BAFTA dub. Yeah, and he saw his mainstream

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success as one of the most remarkable characters in the
original Jurassic Park movie, but it was short lived.
He died of cancer in 1999 at theage of 53.
Everyone be dying too young. And a lot of cancer.
Yeah, what is this half of people gonna get cancer?
I hope not. That's what they say.
It's like half of people. But then not everybody dies from
it. Of course.

(49:46):
Yeah. But I don't know.
They could have tried to hear that instead of making dinosaurs
come back to life. That's.
True that. Would have been nice.
They could have probably paid attention a little more on that.
End. They don't seem to care.
Instead of just like bringing dinosaurs back.
The problem is when people get cancer, they always die.
So they're just like, we'll waituntil you stop complaining.
You're going to die soon enough.Right, right, right.
But for now, who wants to see a woolly mam?

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I was ready to bring those suckers back.
Let's go. 'Cause we got movement on that.
Pretty cool. Ohh, it's hairy and really big.
Cool, yeah. Lot bigger than I mean then we
thought. If dinosaurs did exist now,
people would so not care within a month.
Like the platypus is still around.
We don't talk about it at all. And it's the weirdest fucking

(50:29):
thing in existence. It lays eggs and it's
technically a mammal. Weird.
And it's got a beak. It makes no sense.
It doesn't make any sense. It looks like it should be
saying kill me at all times at all times.
Like it looks like it hurts. We just live like all the sea
creatures that we see constantly.
We just live. We would have just lived with
them. I.
Mean the whales, their fucking whales are insane.
What the what are they? What are they doing?

(50:52):
They're. Doing.
Blowing. Yep, whale shit.
That's it. That's it anyway.
Well, unfortunately, Bob Pack, he left behind a wife of 16
years and three children. But what a life.
What a life. Indeed.
Nice. What?
Have you done? Not.
Not any of that. Not.
Any of that I didn't have a wifeand three kids, I.

(51:12):
Wish I got drafted by the Red Sox.
I wish I was good at stunts. Yeah, that too.
Well, now moving on to Pete. Posslewaith.
Posslewaith. Posslewaith.
Fossil who? Yeah, perhaps the most
distinguished of any actor appearing in the Jurassic Park
franchise, Pete Posslewaith tookon the role of big game hunter

(51:34):
Roland Tembo in The Lost World. Jurassic Park.
Ah. Yes, the bad guy.
Which is 1997's sequel to the original film.
Tembo is an alpha hunter hired by the evil remnants of John
Hammond. Ingen Corporation.
Which? That's almost a slur.
Ingen. Ingen, Yeah.
Yeah, it is interesting. Ingen Ingen.

(51:56):
I always. And before I used to think they
were trying to say engines and Iwas like why do they call them?
Interesting. Yeah, so the Ingen Corporation
hired him to hunt down and capture the remaining dinosaurs
at Jurassic Park. But isn't that why is that bad?
I mean, yeah, it's, it's all about the the framing of the
movie, who's bad and who's good.Right.
Always, always is. There's so many care.

(52:17):
There's so many because I alwayscall them, what are they called?
Anti Anti heroes. Anti heroes.
I always call them anti heroes because these guys, they I'm
like, you know, technically if you flip the perspective.
Right. What he's doing and saying, he's
kind of making sense. Yeah, I kind of, I'm scared of
those dinosaurs because they're eating everybody and stuff.
You know, they kind of did it tothemselves.
You're trying to, oh, you're trying to collect the, the, the

(52:40):
animals that we're running. From right, Yeah, Go, go.
I mean, that's the please. Back in the day, if you killed a
lion and it was like hunting me,I'd be like, thank you.
But we just don't have to do that anymore.
We won. Exactly, exactly.
Unless it's Siegfried and Roy. Not for, not for sport.
They got fucked up. Yeah, they did.
Was it Roy or Siegfried? Yeah, one of them, yeah.
OK, they got fucked up by one oftheir tigers, Yeah.

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His character signs on for only one reason, to kill the male
Tyrannosaurus. He wants that Dick.
He wants, he wants a baby. Let's go.
Throwing Dicks at 96 + 190. 7 Just as the huge Dick on his
wall mounted. Throwing Dicks and collecting AT

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Rex. A All right.
Get a red string to his gun. By the end of the film, his
mission has failed, all of his friends are dead, and he decides
to retire from the company of death.
Well, that's a good reason to retire.
Yeah, which he calls Engine. The actor himself, Pete
Possuaithe, was born February 7th, 1946 in Warrington,

(53:43):
England. This is all English people in
Hawaii. It's all the.
English people what's? Going on, I don't know.
What? What is going on?
I don't know. Something.
Something's going on, I'll tell you that.
I thought we fought off some. Freaking war British is going on
here. Well, the British actors are all
taking American roles. They've and they've been doing
that for a long time, as we see.They've got jobs.

(54:06):
Decader. Isn't who they are.
After heading towards the life of a Catholic priest, Pete
changed course in 1970 and decided to become an actor.
Which, wow, classic dichotomy there.
Well. Priest or an actor, There's a.
There's a Venn diagram. Yeah, there is.
No. It's molestation. 7th Heaven,

(54:28):
7th. Heaven.
Yeah, that guy's not even in jail.
Yeah. That's crazy.
He's. He's just hopefully being
embarrassed somewhere, yeah. That's the scariest thing to be
publicly embarrassed. The choice paid off and he was
nominated for an Academy Award, a BAFTA, and was honored by the
title of Officer of the Order ofthe British Empire.

(54:50):
OK, God, what the? Heck, that sounds like a Star
Wars. Fucking it does.
As a Jedi I was told to kill your most powerful.
Who the fuck is it? Officer of the Order of the
British Empire and not to be mistaken with Lord, but if
you're, if you're Lord section B, then it files under title of

(55:13):
officer of Order. Yeah.
And then if you fall under A A, just the column C where the
other ones are a little bit higher, but like not as high
enough that you're assistant to the officer of the Order of the
Britain. Right.
So you're trying to like, so you're cool, you're good.
You say you're powerful. Is that what you're?
Saying yeah, yeah. Got you, Pretty.

(55:34):
That's an awesome title. Yeah, I was honored with it.
Yeah, I don't really. So it rolls off the tongue,
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
And. This was in 2004.
OK, relatively recently. Yeah, so that title can drink
now 21. Year old, so old, so old.
How dare you. They're all dying.
Everyone's dying. Apostle Waithe was a late

(55:56):
bloomer. A late bloomer, huh?
Apostle Waithe was a late bloomer on the silver screen,
his career not taking off until the 1990s.
Yes. He had notable roles in parts of
the films Alien 3, The Last of the Mohicans, The Usual
Suspects, Romeo and Juliet, Amistad, Inception and The Town.

(56:22):
I like that. Wow, although inception I I'm I
still don't. I'm like fine.
I think the quarter fell over orthe top fell over.
Yeah, the top fell. Yeah, I think the top falls over
right the. Top probably does not fall over.
But then that got me to another movie.
That was the first movie I saw in theaters after Covid's
nightmare, and it was a little it was horrible.
Everyone just walked backwards. What?

(56:44):
It was like, Oh my God, what wasI watching?
Oh, you mean, oh, the one with, yeah, John Washington.
It was so bad. It was.
Literally everyone walks backwards.
I'll find it. Patreon chats gonna come in with
it. Yeah, Patreon chat, that's for
you guys. It was.
So silly. It was like Chris Nolan, John
David watching that movie that everyone hated.

(57:05):
And then yeah, everyone. Robert Patson was in that.
It was huge. It was huge.
And then everyone that wanted toseem smart in that, I knew that
was like into movies was like, Ithink it was.
I was like, no, I don't think itwas fucking anything.
I think it was edited poorly. Yeah, thrown together for some
reason. They were on a boat.
It was horrible. Anything that could happen in
action movies happens in that movie backwards.

(57:25):
Backwards, and that was the and the.
Little bit of matrix in there. Yeah.
How did they do that? Yeah, I've seen that.
I can do it. I'll walk backwards right now.
No, you won't. Tom Green did it.
I can do it. That's true.
I want to see Ben. I'll walk backwards later.
Walk three steps backwards. Waiting.
That's for Patron exclusive. Backwards man, the backwards

(57:48):
man. I can walk backwards fast as you
can. Yep, Yep.
Freddie got fingered. Yeah, his voice can be heard
during the introduction to the 1997 mega hit radio single Tub
Thumping by the Man. Chumbawamba.
Yeah, I love Chumbawamba. They're amazing.
I love that one song. I don't know any of their.
Beats. Is it tub thumping?
Yeah, tub thumping is their number one.

(58:08):
What's it How baby singing I getknocked down and I get up again?
Oh my God. But you know, oh God.
The name of the movie was Tenet.10:10 there.
It. Was and I want my $10 back even
though $25. Yes, we got three people that
got it. Yeah, thank you.
When it comes to tub thumping and Chumbawamba, they're a very

(58:30):
political band. You didn't know it by that song.
Pissing the night away. Chumbo, I swear to you they're
very political. Wumba, Wumba.
Wubba Lubba dub dub huh? That's you.
Don't even want to know what youjust said.
I actually know exactly what I just said.
You just said you're about to get, you're about to cancel us
someplace. That's hilarious.
Kumba wubba dumba. I was asking for help.

(58:53):
OK, alright. You obviously haven't seen Rick
and Morty. I see I haven't.
I met the creator of it though. Yeah, he's around all the time.
Yeah. Yeah, I've seen.
Him. He's a nice.
Guy in a couple shows. Yeah, a clip taken from the 1996
film Brassed Off. OK, Brassed Off.
Brassed off. I'm not doing a racist
impression. That's just anyone with a

(59:15):
fucking lisp. Yeah, brassed off.
What about the brassed off? Brasswaithe begins the song with
the monologue. Truth is I truth is, I thought
it mattered. I thought that music mattered,
but it But does it bollocks? Not compared to how people
matter. Bollocks, that's that's got
balls. Bollocks, bollocks.

(59:37):
Bollocks. Yeah, that's a bunch of bullshit
right there. Yeah, Steven Spielberg
considered Pete Possswait the best actor in the world.
I could see that. In the world, yeah.
Totally see that he was very good actor.
In 2011, Possswait died from pancreatic cancer at 64 years
old. So this episode is the C is not
cursed. The C is just cancer.

(59:57):
I think that yeah, all these dinosaurs are made out of
asbestos because everyone's fucking dying of cancer.
That's the movie. That's the real nightmare, yeah.
Life it's fucking self. Yeah, it is.
Seriously. Life is a cruel Tyrannosaurus
Rex. It is little hands and always
aroused. Yep, you can't pleasure.

(01:00:17):
Yourself. Now you need little arms.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. How do you think?
Oh man, they they must just be just like.
Fucking every tree they see. Yeah, just dragging their nuts
across the ground as hard as possible.
Also, I think that we, and correct me if I'm wrong, smarter
people, but I'm pretty sure the T Rex in real dinosaur life

(01:00:38):
wasn't that strong. Is that true?
I think that they would make fun.
Yeah. It's fucking stupid looking.
And it did have feathers. It had feathers and I think it
was just kind of a bitch and I think the we people were like,
oh, let's make that one like thego to guy, but I don't think it
was it. Wasn't it's not the go to guy in
my heart. No, no.
I'll think a pterodactyl. Pterodactyl.

(01:00:59):
They're big. Cool.
Yeah, Bronchosaurus Rex. Yeah, they're cool.
The the Tri. The Triceptoranotaurus nonsense
to the one with the three horns.They're cool.
It's. Adorable, no?
I'm partial to the Stegosaurus. Stegosaurus.
It's cool, right? Here they got Bony plates on
their back. Yeah, Jerry's got one on the
desk. Yeah, I have a stegosaurus here,
I have A and then this one I believe is a velociraptor.

(01:01:20):
I also have scoliosis. Good job.
Dinosaurs are cool. They are cool.
Fun fact, the character Roland Tembo was inspired by the 1978
Warren Zevon song Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner.
Yo I love that song. Roland the headless Thompson
Gunner talking about the man. I listen to Warren Zevon all the

(01:01:41):
time. He was David Letterman's
favorite artist. No shit.
Yes. Other than Norm MacDonald.
Yes. Musician and comedian.
Yeah, OK. In the song, Roland is a Roland
is an accomplished mercenary whofights in Africa and is
eventually murdered by his friend Van Owen on orders from
the CIA. Happens more than you think.

(01:02:01):
It does all the time. That's insane.
In the film The Lost World, Jurassic Park, the character
Nick Van Owen sabotages Roland by removing the bullets from his
gun before he can kill the male T Rex.
Yeah. He was a bad guy trying to do
bad things. No bad boy.
Warren Zevon was awesome. He was.
He was really tiny and he sang really like loud, but he was

(01:02:22):
real small. I feel like most people in
entertainment are tiny. Like Dio.
Yeah. But then sometimes you got a six
foot 9 Clancy. That's right.
Yeah. Crichton I'm sorry.
Crichton. Having less of an impact on the
final product, but no less contributing to the overall
iconic aesthetic of the film, here are a couple honorable
mentions from the original Jurassic Park.
Richard Kiley spared no expense,played himself as the

(01:02:45):
prerecorded voice and tour guidewho entertains the guests as
they venture into the park in their self driving Ford
Explorers. OK.
So he's like the DNA thing? DNA thing.
Great little little little plug for the Ford Explorer.
Fantastic vehicle. Born in 1922, Kylie was an
American stage, film and TV actor and singer.
Two time Tony Award winner for Best Actor in a Musical.

(01:03:07):
He also won four Emmys and two Golden Globes.
Wow. So all these people are like
super successful. What?
Player It just goes to show you the famous actors, like they're
not necessarily the best actors.Well, yeah, yeah.
There's like, there's superstarsand then there's like actors.
Right, real actors. The people who you recognize
their faces, but you might not know their names.

(01:03:29):
Yes, yes. And Laura Dern is still alive,
right? Yeah, she is.
Yeah, yeah, honorable mention toher because she woke so many
women's lesbian dreams up. Well, she's a lesbian in real
life, right? Yeah, yeah.
No, she's a huge, huge ally. But her little, her little
loosely buttoned down shirts in that movie, she was huge.
She was huge for the culture. And her father, Bruce Dern.

(01:03:51):
Yeah. He woke me up.
Well. There you go.
Hey, get out of my bed. Yeah.
He was great in the movie Nebraska.
That movie was awesome. Yeah, Sad.
Very sad. He was the prototype for the
modern character actor eulogizedas an indispensable actor, the
kind of performer who could have, who could be called on to
play kings and commoners in a diversity of characters in

(01:04:14):
between. And I don't think it's a slur to
be called a character actor. Some people think it's like, oh,
he's just a character actor. It's more difficult.
Yeah, I think character actors have like a way harder job.
For sure, yeah, that's the I would love to be a character
actor. Constantly.
Just like morphing yourself intosomeone totally different.
But I can't cuz I'm too big. Yeah.

(01:04:35):
Cuz I'm the big version of everything.
Pretty much just the 1 characterhuh?
Yeah. Yeah, no one seems to be casting
yet. No.
They will. Oh, but.
They I was supposed to produce for a Hollywood feature with Bob
Odenkirk, but they didn't let medo it yet.
It's fine. I'll come.
Back I'll get. Him, he would come back, don't
worry about it. Yeah, he didn't started yet.
Yeah, so this man, he died in 1999 at the age of 76.

(01:04:59):
OK, at least he made it to the 70s.
Yes, Thank God. Yeah.
Michael Jeter up next OK, one ofthe most recognizable character
actors from the 90s and 2000s, yet most commonly remembered as
That guy. Michael Jeter played the
character Udesky in Jurassic Park 3, which occurred in 2001.

(01:05:19):
It was hardly his, it was hardlyhis most memorable role, but he
made-up for it in a career that spanned genres.
Born on August 26th, 1952 in Lawrenceburg, TN, Michael Jeter
was a Tony and Emmy award-winning actor.
He appeared in the films Sister Act 2, Let's Go, Waterworld,
Patch Adams, The Green Mile, which he played the guy with the

(01:05:40):
pet mouse Yo and Open Range. Yes, Waterworld.
Horrible films, yes. I don't.
Think I've ever I think it was Waterworld.
The most expensive movie ever made at that.
Point, that's what they said. Wow, it's been on at the at the
local establishment before. Yeah, it's really bad they have
seen. It they still have a Waterworld
show at Universal Studios, do they?
Like we have to get our money back on the show alone.

(01:06:03):
Yeah, my buddy's in it. He's one of the guys that got
shot out of fucking cannons. Oh, good for him.
Yeah, good for him. He was also in The Polar Express
and most endearingly as a character, Mr. Noodle.
Oh shit, I know him on the PBS children's series Sesame Street.
Noodle. Hi, Mr. Noodle.
Mr. Noodle. Mr. Noodle.
I know Mr. Noodle. Yeah, we'll just call him Penis

(01:06:24):
Guy. Yeah, Mr. Noodle.
Yeah. He waves his Dick in the window.
Mr. Noodle had some problems, that's why he was noodly.
No, Mr. Noodle isn't. Allowed, Mr. Rock now was.
He yes. Oh man, Mr. Noodle's not
actually allowed inside. Yeah, well, Jeter was gay, and
he met his life partner, Sean Blue, in 1995.

(01:06:45):
Jeter was HIV positive and disclosed his diagnosis in a
1997 interview on Entertainment Tonight.
Wow. And I'm sure they treated it
with great respect. I'm sure they weren't like.
Yeah. Why is he on a kids show?
Yeah. That's fucking.
I'm sure it was controversial. Oh absolutely, because this is
the 9 days. So 90s were awesome, but there
were still some issues. Yeah, Despite this, he remained

(01:07:07):
healthy for many years and aftera long and brave fight, he died
on March 30th, 2003 at 50. Oh geez.
And thankfully HIV and AIDS is no longer a death sentence.
No, there's a lot of medicine out there now.
Live with it, yes. Still a pain in the ass I would
say. Is that a joke?
I was gonna. Say, oh, is it a Oh yeah, it's a

(01:07:28):
pain in the ass to get and it's a pain in the ass to have.
That's not very nice. Oh boy, one of the smallest,
literally yet most enduring characters from Jurassic Park
was a cartoon creation. Mr. DNA.
OK, I mixed those up. I thought that was Mr. DNA.
So the other guy was just the voice.
Mr. DNA is the one I was thinking of.
OK. He was introduced during an
exposition scene, both for the audience and the guest visiting

(01:07:49):
the park. Because Mr. DNA explains the
science behind Jurassic Park. A layman.
Yeah, he's like that, that Microsoft.
Word Little. Yeah, like a little clip.
Paper clip He's a. Paper clip.
Well, he's a piece of DNA, but yeah.
Yes, I remember him now. Yeah, this character was
actually voiced by none other than the great voice actor Greg
Berson. Born in 1949, Berson got an
early start to his career as thevoice of the Dianetics Dianetics

(01:08:13):
commercials. Whoa.
Espousing the benefits of the Church of Scientology.
Can you imagine having to do thethe voiceover for Dianetics?
Holy shit what a book. That thing is so damn stupid.
Dianetics. Yeah, yeah, I, I went to one of
the Scientology, the the one in close to Times Square or maybe
north of it. Yeah.

(01:08:34):
And they made us watch the Dianetics like documentary about
this guy getting into a car crash.
And then he had to fucking read Dianetics and his life became
better. And did you get hooked?
Oh yeah. Good.
No, they were trying to get my contact information after that
and try to sell us a bunch of books and we just ran out of
there. Yeah, like books.
Yuck. I was gonna, I I was here for
the cult. Aspect Yeah, bitch, I can't read

(01:08:54):
read. Come on, I ain't trying to do
all that. He later became the second
generation voice of such cartoonfavorites as Yogi Bear, Mr.
Magoo, Huckleberry Hound and Quick Draw McGraw.
Let's go That's. Awesome draw, McGraw.
And he also he also did almost every Looney Tunes character
after the death of Mel Blanc, including Bugs Bunny, Daffy
Duck, Porky Pig, Tweety Bird, NoSylvester the Cat, Elmer Fudd,

(01:09:18):
Yosemite Sam, Marvin the Martian, Tasmanian Devil, Pepe
Le Pepe, Speedy Gonzalez, and Foghorn Leghorn.
I love. That don't even say Porky Pig
around Dog Jerry. He hates Porky Pig.
He does he. Hates Porky Pig.
I don't know why, just like. Bark at him a lot when he's on
the screen. Yes, he does.
That is. So funny.

(01:09:38):
Well, this is crazy. Things take a turn here.
On May 10th, 2004, Berson was taken into custody by police
following a six hour long standoff at his home in Tujunga,
Los Angeles, where he barricadedhimself inside along with three
female hostages. I mean, at least what?
Why they were entertained. I think he mostly did.
The voice of Foghorn Leghorn. I think he would be the one

(01:10:00):
closest to get into a standoff with the police.
I declare I'm not coming out. I'm a sovereign citizen.
According to early reports, an armed SWAT team was dispatched
after two of his female housemates reported that he was
intoxicated, armed and allegedlyholding another female roommate
hostage, which probably just means he cornered her and was

(01:10:21):
doing all the voices. Oh my God, what a nightmare.
Upon entering the residence, authorities found a stash of
firearms and during the standoff, person shouted
incoherently at the police. One officer OK during the
standoff. During the standoff, person
shouted incoherently at the police, one officer later

(01:10:41):
remarking that Burson was quote so intoxicated it was unclear
whether he was performing a character voice or simply
slurring his speech. That's the magic of being a
voice actor. That's incredible.
You can get out of AD dub doing that.
I'm shit faced. OK.
Imagine just like, you know, officers trying to like arrest

(01:11:01):
him, but he's like, I'm, I'm sorry, this is, this is serious.
This, this voice is really fucking funny.
Can't keep a straight face. It was later revealed that all
three women lived with person and none were harmed during the
incident. OK.
Well, that's good. Good.
How are you hostage in your own house?
That's what the fuck. I don't know.
Go to bed. Hostage.

(01:11:23):
Yeah. close the door. It's like, you see when she
might close the door. She means she wants to be on the
other side of it. Yeah, she does.
But she can't come out. She's my hostage.
Just means she wants to hear Daffy Duck.
Yeah, that's sad to have three roommates at that age.
Or hostages. Yeah, roommate.
Hostage. Whatever.

(01:11:45):
The episode led to Burson being permanently blacklisted from the
entertainment business. No, what the fuck?
He died 4 years later in 2008, at the age of 58 from diabetes
and complications of alcoholism.Yes, the diabetes.
Which the diabetes is a complication of alcoholism a lot
of times. You got to be very careful, for
my blood is all good. Nice.
Yeah, What did the dodge? My blood work is fantastic.

(01:12:07):
It's practically syrup. Yeah, mine too.
My blood looks like blood. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Stan Winston is another man
involved in this franchise. Of course, the dinosaurs in
Jurassic Park were not real. I don't know if you guys knew.
That I did not know that wait. What but one man is credited
with making them as realistic aspossible?
That man is Stan Winston. He was an acclaimed American

(01:12:30):
special effects, makeup and artist.
That man was Stan Winston. He was an acclaimed American
special effects and makeup artist, widely regarded as one
of the most influential figures in the film industry of all
time. Born on April 7th, 1946 in
Arlington, VA, he initially pursued a career in acting

(01:12:52):
before finding his true calling in creature design and making of
things. So much cooler.
I met Tom Savini once, it was real neat.
I know some. Pretty awesome monster makers
out here. Yeah, I know some monsters.
Yeah, that too. That too, boy.
My boy Maddie does a bunch of cool.
Shoot. Oh yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, Scotty.
Too after training. Maddie, Scotty.

(01:13:14):
The boys. The boys, Tommy, Bobby, we're
all fucking making monsters overhere.
After training at UCLA and apprenticing at Walt Disney
Studios, Winston began to establish began to establish
himself in the 1970s. His career reached its greatest
heights in 19. In the 1980s and 90s, he was the
creative force behind some of cinema's most iconic characters

(01:13:36):
and practical effects, includingJohn Carpenter's The Thing,
James Cameron's The Terminator, the Predator in the Alien
Xenomorph. Whoa, let's.
Go. The Xenomorph Queen in Aliens in
1986. I love The thing is so good.
Yeah, this is crazy. And you were just talking about
Savini, This man Stan Winston. He also helped create such

(01:13:59):
legendary characters as Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th.
Fantastic. But he did it in Part 3.
That's great. That's where they say Jason
become No. They say Jason becomes a deadite
after 4. Really.
Yeah, so Jason's still a person in three, but he finally gets
the mask, also in three, becausein two he's still wearing the

(01:14:20):
bag. Yeah.
And then one, he's not wearing nothing at all.
He's just a baby. Yeah.
Pillowcase. Yeah.
And he also helped create EdwardScissorhands.
And would you know it, Mr. Roboto from the band Styx music
video. Wow, Domo.
Domo, Mr. Roboto. He helped create Pumpkinhead.
I love pumpkinhead. Danny Devito's classic Penguin

(01:14:41):
from 1992's Batman Returns. The best?
Nice. And many, many more.
Yeah, Pumpkinhead is underrated.It is underrated.
Do you think anyone's sexually attracted to that Penguin
version? Oh yeah, because I was.
Watching the Penguin version with Colin Farrell and as you
know, I think there's some charmto him.
Yeah, but Danny Devitos version is a little nastier.
There's probably some submissivesadists that want to get their

(01:15:02):
nose bit off by him for sure. Oh.
Probably or just want those guysas nose to just dig into their,
you know Travis. Well, you know that, you know
that the Penguin would eat good pussy because he loves all that
food. Let's go, Let's go, World star.
You're disturbing. Dog.
Jerry, I'm sorry, dog. Jerry, He has to hear my jokes
all night long. Mr. Winston's unequaled ability

(01:15:24):
to blend practical effects, animatronics and early CGI won
him 4 Academy Awards. These people are all very
successful, yeah. Yeah, seriously.
He solidified his legacy as a pioneer of visual effects.
In 1993, Winston founded Stan Winston Studio, which became a
leading hub for creature design and special effects innovation.

(01:15:45):
He mentored a new generation of effects artists and Co founded
Legacy Effects, which continues to work to this day.
In his later career, Stan Winston created designs for such
films as Interview with the Vampire, The Island of Doctor
Moreau, Even The Eternal Fought Bastard.
No. From Austin Powers From Austin.
Powers to spy who shed? Get in my tummy.

(01:16:08):
There is a lot of people who aremad about that.
If the Internet was around, it would have been interesting to
see the reaction. Yeah, they're like, it's fat
phobic. I'm like, it's fat bastard.
He's just being funny. Yeah, Mr. Winston died on June
15th, 2008 from cancer at the age of 60.
Two, I'm so cancer is there's something going on the.
Curse of the Cancer. I think it might be people who
work in animatronics and just work around all this artistic

(01:16:31):
stuff. Oh shit.
As of July 2025, we have also lost the following actors and
personalities who have appeared in the Jurassic Park and
Jurassic World franchises over the years.
Due to dinosaurs? Yes.
Were they eaten by Dinos? They were.
Metaphorically eaten by the dinosaurs of life.
Named cancer? Yep.
The cancer hours. RIP to all of these people that

(01:16:54):
we're going to list here, Sarah Danielle Madison.
RIP. Irfan Khan Ripp, Jimmy Buffett.
The Jimmy Buffett. The Jimmy Buffett, yeah.
What the fuck was he in the movie?
I think he was in the newer ones.
Oh my God. Yeah, they were playing like
Margaritaville while people weregetting fucking eaten and.
I stayed at Margaritaville for three weeks.
I became a regular. I just stayed there.
You became the Margarita I. Became the Margarita.

(01:17:16):
Yeah, I went from rehab to Margaritaville for three weeks.
That's pretty. Serious, that's how that's.
Pretty much what I did, and that's how you do that.
I did it anyway. Ian Abercrombie, Julio Oscar
Machoso, Gino Silva, Robin Sachs, Peter Jason Bernard Shaw,
Bruce French. I know Bernard Shaw as well.

(01:17:37):
All right, wow. All right, PF.
Everyone we've discussed. They went to the Jurassic Park
in the sky. Yeah, Jurassic Universe.
All right. And that'll bring us 2.
Final thoughts apparently can't Don't get cancer.
Yeah, if you can avoid it, you can avoid.

(01:17:59):
It it'd be pretty cool. Also, good reminder, don't chase
fame, chase the art, chase the work.
Because everyone that we talked about, you might not know them
by name, but all of them were super successful.
Yeah, and they just lived lives.They had very.
Successful careers? Yes.
I would imagine the people of the Ben Affleck version of life
would much prefer not to be famous, right?

(01:18:20):
So be careful what you wish for and just do the work and have a
great career and try not to get cancer, yeah.
Totally, definitely try not to get.
Cancer. I don't know how you do that,
but just try not to we. Need some DNA swabs on those all
those animatronics to see if they actually have asbestos in
them because it is crazy that all of these people involved
with this movie all pretty much died of cancer.
And young and young, that's the problem.
Right, scary stuff, guys. I hear you.

(01:18:43):
I hear you. Well from my final thought I
have this. No, no.
Somewhere an animal just came. You've got mail.

(01:19:03):
All right, and we are going to have a little mailbag here.
Let's. Go what A.
Little Patriot Nights. Sam Patron saying.
Chris G growing up in Lai wantedto be a stuntman, practice
throwing myself downstairs and did it well enough I turned it
into a party trick lol. Oh my God.
I. Love that I.
Haven't done it in years but at one point I was good which means

(01:19:23):
he scared the fuck out of everybody and he caught up and
was like I'm fine. I'm good, I'm good.
And he definitely pissed off some girlfriends.
I bet Chris stop doing it. He won't fucking stop throwing
himself downstairs. He's fucking well.
It's like he's trying to abort something.
I don't fucking know. People showing up being like oh
you're stair guy. No we don't.
We gotta see stair guy. Let me have 3 beers.
He's he's gonna do the stair, the shots.

(01:19:45):
I need a shot. He's gonna do the fucking stare
thing again. I need a shot for every stair I
hit. My.
So we'll get you there. I got a couple here too.
So this is from Our Lady of Death episode from Shane, he
says. As soon as I finished the
episode I knew I was getting tacos for dinner.
Great episode guys. I have no idea why I'd never

(01:20:07):
heard of her before now. Yeah, that.
Was a crazy. Story And according to Sean, not
Shane. They say Jerry's puking sounds
are frigging hilarious. There you go.
So there, that's the sound. Love that.
That that man loves to hear. Wow, there you go.
Change more of those for a simple price of. $10 a month

(01:20:29):
please. We'll do a Jared.
We'll do a whole fake puke soundepisodes.
Ah, totally. We'll have it on the Patreon.
It'll be human. Jerry's Corner, yes.
If anybody has any requests, make sure you send it to
deathandentertainment@gmail.com.Awesome.
Thank you all so much for listening.
Be yourself, love yourself, hailyourself.
And until next week. Don't go dying on us.

(01:20:51):
Bye everyone, bye bye. You have just heard a.
True Hollywood murder mystery. I have never seen anything like
this before. The movies, Broadway, music,
television, all of it. A place that manufacturers
nightmares. OK, everybody, that's a wrap.
Good night, please drive home carefully and come back again

(01:21:13):
soon.

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