Wide Receiver, Serial Deceiver: Randall Woodfield (Episode 167 ft. Jerii Aquino)

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Randall Woodfield had it all, Good looks, a college degree,
and a shot at the NFL. But instead of catching passes,
he started catching felonies. Turns out getting cut from the
Packers didn't just hurt his ego.
It kick started a murder spree so insane even Ted Bundy was
like dude, chill. He wore fake beards, he used a
roll of duct tape like it was a party favor, and he really

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misunderstood the concept of a road trip.
This episode, we followed the downfall of the I5 killer,
America's creepiest wide receiver and the only guy who
thought a porn stash in a sweatband was a disguise.
Get ready for bad decisions, worst disguises, and a guy who
should have stuck to Gatorade and playbooks instead of
becoming the Jeffrey Dahmer of rest stops that's today on Death

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little bloody. It is.
You ready, Jerry? Yes.
OK. We're discussing the horrible
life of a Randy Woodfield. Randy Woodfield.

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Randy Woodfield. Also known as the I5 Killer.
Also known as the I5 Killer. Yes, also just at the top of the
show, wanted to give a special shout out to Brandon Prio.
One of our Patreon subscribers actually submitted this script
and it's going to be a wild ridedown the I5.
Nice. Thank you, Brandon.
Thank you, Sir, and we are headed out.
Let's buckle up your engines. Vroom.

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Vroom. OK.

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OK, so Randall Woodfield, this man is an American serial
killer, Serial rapist, kidnapper, robber, burglar, and
if he didn't seem that bad already, former football player.
Whoa, jeez. Top it all off.
I can't catch a break. OK, hold on.
He was a former Green Bay Packerfootball player.

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So which is the worst of all it?Was like, so he was real, like a
real football. Player.
He was a real football player. He was drafted in everything.
Yeah, we will get to that, OK? He was dubbed the I5 Bandit,
later the I5 killer, by the media due to the crimes he
committed along the Interstate 5corridor running through
Washington, Oregon and California.
Yeah, because. Bandit sounds too fun.

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Like band. Yeah, bandits like you and a
couple of buddies go in and stealing a bunch of honey.
I'm talking more Winnie the Pooh.
Yeah, but Bandit Tree is less dangerous than, you know,
murder. Yeah, Bandit, I think of like
you're on your tippy toes walking across the street in the
darkness, right? What are you doing over there
doing bandit shit? Almost all of his crimes

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occurred within 2 miles of an I5highway exit.
Before his capture, Woodfield was suspected of multiple sexual
assaults and murders. Though convicted in only one
murder, he has since been linkedto a total of 18 murders and is
suspected of having killed up toas many as 44 people, making him
one of the most prolific serial killers in U.S. history.

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That is insane. He was busy.
I've said this before on the podcast, but I don't love when
people dub serial killers prolific.
Prolific. I feel like artists and writers,
they're prolific. Why?
Why would he be named the prolific serial killer?
Because there's just that many people that it was prolific.
Yeah, that's ridiculous. Got a lot of bodies, yeah.

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Well, that's more. That's more insanely violence.
Incredibly unhinged and dangerous.
Yeah, scumbaggery. Yeah, not prolific.
The majority of Woodfield's victims were white women in
their 20s, many of middle class backgrounds.
A great many of his victims, particularly in instances of
robbery and sexual assault, wereyoung employees of restaurants
and convenience stores located along I-5.

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Woodfield traversed this in his gold 1974 Champagne Edition
Volkswagen Beetle, which seems like a popular choice of the
time. Well, it's a popular choice with
serial killers because of the headroom.
That's true. Yes, absolutely.
Because Ted Bundy also had the Beetle.
They they ran well, didn't need that much gas, and deceptively

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large on the inside. A lot of those cars back in the
day were deceptively large. On the inside they look really
tiny, but then in there you could do all sorts of murdering
activity. And there's, they're so goofy,
like we had Herbie the, the, thebug, the love bug, the love bug.
That's right. And so that's what it was
associated with. I I I love Herbie the love bug.
We used to watch that movie series on a regular basis, me

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and my mom. There were so many of them.
And at no point did Herbie belong to this man and go and
and start murdering a bunch of people on the side of the
highway. He was just trying to win races
for charity. Yeah, and how specific to kill
people right off the highway. Right.
Well, you got to get in and get out.
Exactly. And this is before all the
cameras and everything like that.
This main artery was very easy to flow through.

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Unlike many serial killers whosekilling patterns are
characterized by cooling off periods, Woodfield's murders and
other crimes escalated very quickly, increasing in
successive frequency. Also, unlike many serial
killers, his level of acquaintance with his victims
varied. Some were his friends, some were
his coworkers, while others werecomplete strangers.
I mean, the Co worker thing would be the most aggravating,

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yeah. Like dude, I just fucking see
you when I punched the clock, why are you killing me?
Right? Exactly.
Seriously, I. Tolerate you during while I'm
getting. Paid.
You know, he also cooks the fishduring lunch.
He stinks up the bathroom so everyone can smell it.
And then he's gonna go and fucking kill you.
Yeah, so. Annoying.
I would and it'd be like you youand then you want to tell your
other Co worker the next day, but it's like you're killing me.

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I'm not gonna be able to, right?I wish Sherry could know about
this. I wish.
Sherry would fucking 'cause she would be like, girl, I told you
so and like, I fucking knew it too.
God. The water cool guy, The water
cooler gossip. Yep, Yep.
I knew it. I knew if someone was gonna be
the killer in this room, it would be that guy.
Ohhh. Yeah, In some instances,
Woodfield's attacks were undertaken entirely at random,

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while in others the murders wereincited by rejected sexual
advances. Oh.
My God, I can't believe it. You're.
Ugly anyway. And by the way, you're dead.
Right, right, and also he was definitely planning on killing
the person like before he got rejected.
He's just like however this goesbut definitely killing her it's.
Gotta be a thought it. Is it's definitely a thought.

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You know, and it happens. I think it mostly with women,
but some people just get mad if you don't have sex with them.
I've I've I've experienced that myself.
We just like, no, I don't want to.
And then they get all mad at youand stuff, but talk about a
bitch move. Yeah, you don't want to
actually, if he weighed that andit's like just shut the because
you're a fucking nerd. I.
Don't want to stop? During his robberies, assaults
and killings, Woodfield typically concealed his identity

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by wearing a hoodie, a fake beard and, most notably, a strip
of athletic tape across his nose.
Just look at the tape. OK, Nelly, why?
Why does? What does that matter?
It's a distraction I guess. I guess so.
This guy was stabbing me in the neck but all I could see was the
tape it. Actually really helps me
breathe. I have some nasal issues.

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Yeah. It's it's gonna be called
Breathe. Right now it's I have apnea,
yeah. So it's hard to sleep well as
long. As he sleeps.
Police believe Woodfield may have done so to obscure his
features and prevent victims from identifying him in a police
lineup. Yeah.
But you'd be like, no, yeah, it's the guy with the Band-Aid
on his nose. But you could take that off it
like, yeah. It's it's the guy with the tan

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strip along his nose. It's.
The worst farmer tan of all time.
He. Would do it during the daytime,
yeah. So I mean it could have
happened. The fake beard, There's no way
anyone believed that was a real beard, but yeah.
From one act to the next, the descriptions were remarkably
similar. An athletic man armed with a
silver 32 revolver and wearing tape over his nose abducted a

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woman, committed a sexual act and then shot her, execution
style. Jesus.
And this guy is so psycho. He's like, you heard them
athletic. Yeah.
Athletic, you heard? What they said, but.
It's not very athletic. So just then just to shoot him
in the back of the head. True, yeah.
Jim Lawrence, a detective for Portland's Cold Case unit, noted
Woodfield's egotism and the lackof remorse or responsibility in

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his crime, saying quote when he was interviewed, he'd tell
detectives that he'd never rape a girl.
I'd never do that. I.
Would never. Well, we didn't even except.
For the 40 times that I did. Right, Mr. Woodfield, we didn't
even ask you that question. You just sort of you're just
yelling that I. Would never rape anybody.
Kind of makes me think that he'sraped a bunch of women, yeah.

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Did we talk to you for a second?I didn't rape her, right?
Who we? We were just asking where the
bathroom was, right? He said he didn't have to rape
anyone. Ohh this thing.
Was he? Didn't have to rape any I.
Didn't have to. Everyone wants to fuck.
Yeah, you guys wish you could see this Dick.
It's going to kill you though. And Rule, who documented
Woodfield crimes in her 1984 book The I5 Killer, suggested

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that rejection and feelings of inadequacy were factors that
drove him to violence, particularly obviously against
women. She also characterized Woodfield
as a smooth ladies man. But that doesn't even coincide.
Like how is that a thing? You either like you're either
insecure and you can't really like stick it with ladies and
gets you all in cell upset, or you're really smooth, charming,

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athletic and things kind of turnaround for you.
And you know, and maybe he couldjust level out in his brain and
be like, hey, well, maybe, maybesometimes when I say weird shit
like that, it doesn't go out well.
But then sometimes I can smooth talk a lady and maybe I can just
have. I bet you this guy has 45
seconds of game and if it doesn't work right off the bat
he's just unhinges every frenzied.

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Right. Oh my God, I hate this guy.
She. Said there had to be something
that happened to him sexually inhis formative teenage years that
caused him to look at sexual activity as power fulfillment as
opposed to an area of procreation and of intimacy.
Well, yeah, I don't look at it as an area of procreation,
right. Don't look in my area of
procreation. Sounds like a felony right

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there. Seriously.
She. Concluded that woodfield killed
women as a form of rebellion against his authoritarian mother
and two older sisters. Yeah.
I don't know if the I don't knowif the sisters and the mom had
anything to do with this, but seriously.
Leave them out of it. They were probably trying really
hard to make you not a serial killer.
Yeah. His mom was just like, don't

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kill anybody. He's like, authoritarian.
Yeah. What kind?
I thought this was America. Rude.
Rude. So now that we have the context
where let's go back a little bitto December 26th, 1950.
Randall Brent Woodfield was borna post Christmas miracle.
Isn't that? Nice.
Oh wow, Wow. Isn't that amazing in?
Salem, OR He seemed like a witchtown.

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Salem Wait, no, not that. Not the witch child, but he was
probably thinking of it. He's like, I got to kill these
witches. Yeah, but.
Witch town indeed, hey? He was raised in the coastal
town of Otter Rock, OR It's about 8 miles north of Newport
and 100 miles southwest of Portland.
And if you thought ska was annoying, you don't want to
check out Otter Rock. I will be here for the rest of

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the weekend. Wow.
Yeah, he. Was the youngest of three
children in an upper middle class Christian family just a.
Bunch of belly slaps and burps some.
Ruler Spanx. His father was an executive at
Pacific Northwest Bell, which isnow.
It's a now defunct telephone company, so.
He was never around. Oh yeah, maybe he's always.

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On the horn, yeah, you can. Give him a call, right?
Yeah, his mother was a homemakerand a perfectionist.
His two older sisters both had wildly successful careers, one
becoming a doctor and the other an attorney.
OK. Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah. He wasn't exactly unsuccessful.
No, he had everything set up in his life to for success.
So. He had a fine, fine life, right?

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Woodfield's early life appeared stable and he was well regarded
in his community, which a lot even John Wayne Gacy, they were
like he's the pillar of the community.
Oh yeah, yeah, because he was always giving all these young
kids jabs. He was jabs and then also he was
the head of the Polish Day Parade and he.
Was he was a clown at birthday parties.
He loved this This guy was an active member of the community.
He. Met Roslyn Carter, Jimmy

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Carter's wife, and there's a picture with them.
Yeah. Wow, so weird.
Wow, he was the leader of the Polish.
It's not hard to fool the Polish, I think, no.
It's not, but still you have to be become their leader.
Yeah. Which takes a skill his friends.
Called him Randy. He.
Excelled. That doesn't make sense.
You were like his friend. His friends called him Mouse
Jones and be like well that why?What the fuck?

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He excelled athletically at Newport High, participating in
football, basketball, and track.However, during his adolescence,
he began doing some wild things.He started exhibiting sexually
deviant behavior, notably being caught peeping through windows
and exposing himself in public. Wow.
Which this was a time in America.
This is, you know, the 50s and 60s.

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This was before the trench coat had been Co opted by the school
shooter, right? That was, you know, the mark of
a creep. It really was because you're.
Naked underneath and then that'swhoop.
Yep. Well, how you doing?
Then you're able to run off I. Went to the Museum of the Museum
of Sex in Amsterdam and there's a fantastic statue of a of a
peeper who just like opens up his coat and then feels like
penis and shit and it's really, really funny.

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It's a trench coat. Yeah, it's a trench coat, yes,
but like it's a statue and stuff.
So it's like different because. I've.
Seen I I can't that was a thing back then where people were like
I'm going to put on this trench coat with nothing underneath and
then I'm going to flash someone and then I'm going to run my.
Mom said it happened to her in Boston.
That's insane. Some.
Guy in a trench coat was like hey come here and then they her
and her friend walked over. She was like 7 years old and the
guy was just. Like oh geez, what the?

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Fuck she was. Like that was a crazy
experience. What?
The hell. What is it for?
What does it achieve? Power.
Yeah, I guess they get off on it.
You always got to see if you can.
If someone's wearing a trench coat but you can actively see
their naked ankle, that's a problem, yeah.
Oh God, tube socks. An incident during high school
where he exposed himself to a group of teenage girls led to

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his arrest while his coaches attempted to conceal the
incident to keep him on the football team of.
Course they fucking did. His parents, Oh.
My God, they're like, boys will be boys, yes, but he's like a
solid fucking defense. So we kind of need him for the
game. Yeah, you.
Say solid. I'm wow.
You've seen my hog. Yeah, everybody has.

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All right. His parents were very
progressive, though. He they forced him to undergo
therapy back then. OK, that's good.
That is very progressive. Yeah, you will talk.
About your problems with your Dick but.
I will say this is 1960s therapy, so they probably just
shocked his penis every time it got kind of hard He's.
Right. And then it.
Probably led to a whole nother fetish and it may not have

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helped he's. Probably sitting there, you know
you want to see it. And how does that make you feel?
How does it make you feel? After graduating from high
school, Woodfield's criminal record was expunged.
Not good, not good. He attended Treasure Valley
Community College in Ontario, ORbefore transferring to Portland
State University in 1970. Treasure Valley does sound like

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their diploma is made out of chocolate.
Does not sound like the name of a school, but that's OK.
Yeah, like like their certificate is like Mr.
certificate. You got the Mr. certificate?
I did, yeah. Treasure Valley granola bars.
Oh, fantastic. At Portland State, he played
college football as a wide receiver from 1971 to 73.

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In 1973, he led the Vikings in receptions, which was 18, and
receiving yards 216 on a team that went one in 10 for the
season. They suck.
They were terrible. Got 18 receptions.
That was the number one receiver.
It was out of how many games? 11-O They suck.
Yeah, I. Barely didn't even get 2
receptions a game. Oh.
Oh my Lord. That's bad.

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I don't even know sports and I know that's bad.
That's bad. Yeah, Gary Hamlet, one of
Woodfield's coaches, recalled. When he was with me, he was the
nicest, most gentlemanly kid I ever knew.
Well, yeah. He wasn't trying to fuck you.
Yeah, right. He was quiet and polite, hard
working and real coachable. And real.
Coachable, which I will say is not a an attribute often given

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to serial killers, no like they took direction really well
takes. Notes.
Right. Portland State head coach Ron
Stratton once described Woodfield's abilities on the
field. He said Randy runs decent routes
and he's good going to the outside.
But he also mentioned Woodfield's glaring deficiency.
He didn't like getting hit. Not by the safety, not by the

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linebacker, not by anyone. It's a point of character.
Yeah, I. Mean, I don't know, I don't
want, no one really should want to get hit, right?
Oh. If you're a football you want,
bring it usually. People, guys want to get hit.
Damn. Come, come on, Mary, Come back.
I guess so. You hit me, I'm going to hit
you. Also, for those concerned, it is

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also known as routes, not necessarily routes routes.
Routes. Routes.
The running the wide receive would be running a route, yeah.
Route 66 No. No, it's different.
OK, move on. Woodfield doesn't have it, He
said. Teammates and peers of Woodfield

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recalled him as a soft spoken and kind of a loner who didn't
have a lot of friends, one teammate said of him.
He was suave. He was sophisticated.
Like all of. These things aren't matching.
So he's suave and sophisticated,but also a loner with no
friends? Yeah, I don't like none.
Of it is, none of it is matchingup right.
He said he was confident in himself, but not to the point of
being cocky. OK, yeah, 'cause he gets like

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rejected sometimes and then sometimes he's smooth with the
lady. So he's like, just like a
person. Yeah, he's dude, dude.
Other teammates described him differently, saying he didn't
really fit in. He'd make out of the blue, off
the wall statements. He was always grooming himself.
That carried over to the way he played.
Yeah, this guy's a little different.

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He's fucking combing his hair and shit, wearing deodorant.
He's always trimming his pubes. Come on.
Grooming himself is kind of like, like, he's like, he's
preparing himself to be, to be. Molested.
Molested. I'm gonna.
Molest myself. He seemed like he was more
interested in looking cute out there rather than getting the
job done. Pretty Boy.

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He was active in Campus Crusade for Christ.
As people often are when they'retrying to hide a dark, dark
secret. Yeah.
My older brother did Campus Crusade for Christ, and then he
came out as gay at 22. Oh, my oldest brother didn't
come on until 22. But the weird thing is we would
go to like the gay 90s and stuff, and I was just like my
older straight brother. Look at this guy.

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The signs were there just. Stuffing ones into a guys banana
hammock? Yeah.
Yeah, every guy has this. Like, I didn't realize just how
queer my childhood was until I talked to other people with
older brothers. Yeah.
And I'm like, oh I get why I wasmade fun of because no one else
knew who D Light was in 6th grade.
That is hilarious. Oh my God.
But you said you you also had a giant a poster of Ru Paul my.

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Brother did, yeah. And I was like, that chick is
real hot, Yeah. So this is an evangelical
Christian group and he was also involved with the Fellowship of
Christian Athletes. Very nice.
It seemed real important to him that he come across as someone
who would do the right thing, almost like it was keeping him
together. The.
Whole world is a stage. This is all makeup.
It's all set in the the his brand is very good his.

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Personal Kayfabe. Despite his involvement in
athletics and religious activities, Woodfield's
troubling behavior persisted. Woodfield was arrested on
several occasions for petty crimes, 1st in 1970 for
vandalizing the apartment of hisex-girlfriend and later in 1972
for public indecency in Vancouver, WA.
He was arrested again for publicindecency in 1970, three, 1974

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and 1975 so. He just likes to, you know, he
just needs to be in like a nude,like island retreat thing
wherever you're naked all the time.
Naked and afraid. Yeah, that one 'cause.
He was naked and everyone was afraid.
But if he was just on a desert island and he was naked, he
might not be afraid. He might be happy.
Yeah, and other people around him might be happy.
Yeah, although you might have tokick him off the island.

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Yeah, at some point you probablyhave to maybe kill him.
Elimination. Yeah, they're rough.
Woodfield was actively being scouted by the NFL, so he chose
to. So he chose to drop out of
college 3 semesters shy of graduating with his BS in
physical education. Bullshit.
I. Mean phys Ed degree is pretty
much BS. Yeah, but this is back when phys
Ed teachers were all fat and youcould see their moose knuckle

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and they were all old and gross.Nowadays, apparently, they're
very attractive. That's what they say, yeah.
It's true. I mean, I think everyone just
nowadays is more attractive thanpeople were back then.
You know, like 1950s, like everyone that is like our age
looked like they were like 60. I.
Know, I know. I've been watching a lot of old
WWF videos, superstars from the late 80s, and there was a lot
more hair, but I do think there was a buff quality to them.

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Yeah, buff. Yeah.
And I'm talking about the women.Very good.
He was described in scouting reports as running a four 740
yard dash. That's good.
Yeah. He cuts on a dime, has good
hands and catches well in the crowd.
Fluid and smooth. Hustles and is a good jumper.
Not. To mention, he's kind of
handsome. All right.

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In the 1974 NFL Draft, he was selected in the 17th round,
which does not exist anymore. It only goes 7 rounds now, Yeah.
17th is 17 rounds like anyone has drafted.
It's like Vietnam. Yeah, he was selected 428th
overall. Which you think?
Shudder. Sanders had to wait a while.
He was drafted in the fifth round.
This guy was drafted 12 rounds later than him.
Sheesh. And he was drafted by who, you

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ask? Who?
The Green Bay Packers. The Green Bay Packers?
No, don't Boo them. They were one of the first
franchises in NFL history and itwas they were paid for by the
meat packing business of Green Bay.
That's where they were. The Packers.
They're meat Packers. They're.
Packing meat? Yeah, don't do anything in
their. Cows in their come.

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On. But there's something wrong with
that cow, and there's. Nothing wrong with it, but
that's wrong with it, yeah. Players drafted before him that
year included future NFL Hall ofFarmers Ed 2 Tall Jones I.
Hate that he was also 4 foot 11.Hey, man.
You're too tall. Egg too tall, Jones.
Yeah, it was like an ironic thing.
Always is. Egg too tall and he's like guys,
that's not fucking funny anymoreI'm.

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Down here. Yeah, exactly.
No, but he, he really was tall. Yeah.
He went first overall, as well as Lynn Swann, Jack Lambert,
John Stallworth, Mike Webster, Randy Gradishar and Dave Casper.
OK, the friendly ghost indeed. Randall quit his job at the
Portland area restaurant Burger Chef.

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If you're cooking a burger, are you a chef?
Yeah. I say no, No, I especially a
smash burger. We've talked about this before.
Smash burger. Enter No shut up my.
God, I don't. Want to hear you guys.
Start on this this. Is if my mom and dad actually
fought physically or verbally. This.
I have PTSD but I don't even have that really but.
Smash burgers are delicious. That's all they're.

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Fine and also not a smash burgeris fine and the debate is now
settled They're. Crunchy and they're gross.
Well, you're. Crunchy and gross.
OK, so now it gets personal. You guys always make it
personal. He's.
Stupid. Well.
You know, let's move on, yeah. In June 1974, that was Smash.
Hot dog? That would be disgusting.
I would be. I'm open.

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We'll talk about it later. Smash this hot dog.
I will. Whoa.
The Packer sent him a first class.
The Packer sent him a first class plane ticket, along with
instructions for airport limo pickups that would take him from
the team's training camp in De Pere, WI.
Instead, he declined, choosing to make the drive himself from
Oregon to Wisconsin. Oh come on 1st class.

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It's so fun, Yeah. When he eventually showed up for
training camp, Randall was 23 years old, enlisted at six foot.
OH and 170 lbs, which is kind ofpretty skinny.
They talk about him being all buff and stuff.
Yeah, that's really, that's a massive indictment on this man's
character, Skinny. Boy yeah, he signed a one year
contract for $16,000 with bonuses of 2000 if he caught 25

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passes that season and 3000 if he caught 30.
And 20,000 if you kiss the coach.
Woodfield, he tried his. He tried his damn hardest to
establish himself with the Packers during head coach Dan
Devine's last season. Coach Devine.
I love him with fantastic drag queen you.

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Love her. Dan Devine nice.
In July 1974, Woodfield was among the rookies who competed
against the Chicago Bears in a scrimmage game at Lambeau Field.
How do you do? Well, writing in the Green Bay
Press Gazette, journalist Cliff Crystal sought out Woodfield for
a quote. Woodfield himself said.
I'm pretty excited. I'm just really thankful for the

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opportunity. And he was immediately cut.
Oh, you're fantastic. Yeah.
He, he he failed to make the team's final roster after the
team learned he was caught once again taking his little pee pee
out. No.
Way that blew it for him. Well, I mean, actually, it's
kind of cool that that blew it for him because considering that
his high school coaches were trying to cover that shit up,

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right? Yeah, that's because the Green
Bay Packers are a wonderful organization that would never
have someone send Dick pics except for Brett Favre.
He. Was on The Jets when that
happened. Yes, and he was on The Jets.
And he was on The Jets, so it doesn't count.
It doesn't count it. Does though.
He never played a regular seasongame for the Packers.
Following the set back, he joined the semi professional

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Manawalk Chiefs for their 1974 season and he found a work.
He found a job working for Oshkosh.
Gosh, a big Osh Bakash, Oshkosh Bakash Oshkosh truck.
OK, they might have delivered the Oshkosh Bakosh denim to
everybody. Wow.
Yes, of course they did. Oshkosh, Bakosh.
Oshkosh, WI. Yeah.
Oshkosh, WI is where Oshkosh Bakosh was.

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Yeah, who else would have come up with this ridiculous name?
Oh. Gosh.
Oshkosh. Bakosh.
In his one lone season as a semipro athlete, he would help the
Chiefs to a Central State's Football League championship
game where they lost. He caught 2 passes for 42 yards.
That's actually not that bad fortwo passes.

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Despite these opportunities, he could not shake his criminal
tendencies during his less than one year.
During his less than one year spent in Wisconsin, Woodfield
was involved in at least count him, 10 instances of indecent
exposure. Jesus.
And again I. Gotta say this, in Wisconsin,
it's very cold. So I wonder if he was like, OK,
hear me, he's. Dedicated.

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He's. Dedicated and also like it was
probably really tiny and he's just like, no, but it is.
It's 30°. Yeah.
And you're the people are laughing in his little penis.
Yeah. And he's like picture, picture
this, but like 30°, like warmer,yeah.
In California, this goes a lot better it.
Would just like be swinging to the floor.
One Wisconsin law enforcement officer recalled years later

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that Woodfield quote couldn't keep the thing in his pants.
Definitely sounds like he cannotkeep it in his pants.
This was following, of course, his inability to control his
deviant impulses. Yeah. 10 times in a year is a
lot of times to publicly expose yourself, OK?
But hear me out. What if his Dick had a little
hand and it was unzipping his zipper?
Unbeknownst to him, Yeah. And it was a Dick he he had a

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hand. Dick his.
Dick was being a Dick. His Dick was being a Dick.
Well, he. He was being a Dick, yeah.
That's true. Yeah.
So. This You would think that this
might be tall, tolerable and semi professional.
You know, leagues, but they werelike, Nah, we gotta get rid of
you. Yeah.
I think it's criminal, yeah. It's a lot of crimes being

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committed. Yeah, definitely.
Creepy as hell. Yeah, but when you're semi pro
you're like dying for a good player so yeah, but you're.
Still, but you're still held, you know, accountable to the
crimes of the of the land. He must.
He was probably really fucking creepy because it's like he said
he got he got kicked out in likewhat, 1975 out of a fucking
sport for indecent exposure. I feel like that stuff should

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probably slid. You have to go above and beyond
back then for sure. Woodfield left Wisconsin in late
1974 and returned to Portland feeling disgraced by his failure
to maintain his football career.He chose not to return to
college and finish his degree. He bounced from one job to
another, usually as a bartender or a bouncer, from house to
house and relationship to relationship.

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Relatable. He showed up.
This is the moment where you relate to the We all have that.
They are people. Yeah, that's the thing.
It's good to remember these are human beings, human
characteristics. He showed up at Portland State
on occasion and would work out with the football team.
Get out of here. Yeah.
Weren't you already cut? Didn't you not graduate?

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Yeah, and when you're 24 at at college, it's like you're 40
years old. Oh, it's so away from us, old
man. Yeah.
It's pretty sad, so. Corny.
I had like people who are still at frats at my college that were
literally in their 30s and I waslike, this is the most awkward
shit ever and they're like weird.
Just wait till the freshmen get here.
It's like get the fuck out of here dude.
I don't know what. You think you sound like it's

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not giving that. Yeah, if it's like Matthew
McConaughey and Dazed and Confused and Will Ferrell in old
school, it's like funny for the movie, yeah, but in real life
it's real sad fucking. Creepy as hell.
One of the younger players told New PSU head coach Mouse Davis.
Coach, don't get too close with that guy.
He's strange. Real strange, see?

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Wow. Takes his peeper out.
That was the end of Woodfield's association with the Portland
State Vikings. But didn't they know already it
was one of the younger players? There's like, a freshman on the
team. Was like, hey, coach, you heard
about this guy? Yeah.
I know right? It wouldn't it be like the
opposite, like the coach tellingthe kid like, hey, don't, don't,
don't get too chummy with that player over there.
Yeah. He gets real sad when girls turn
him down. He starts showing his Dick about

(30:59):
it. He.
Starts showing his Dick I. Guess you hear it through the
Grapevine though, you know well.Maybe since it was a freshman,
it was just like, you know how like when students know more
about each other than like the coaches and the teachers do.
So maybe that was like a thing. They're like, no, no, dude, you
don't wanna, you don't wanna actually talk to this guy.
We've seen him at parties. And of course, maybe you hear it
through the Grapevine, or if it's something about the male
anus, you might hear it through the gapevine.

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Nice. Wow.
OK. And.
We're cooking. There you go in. 1975 several
Portland women were accosted by a knife wielding man.
So now we're it's moving on up. Sharp objects have entered the
chat. Right.
Your intrusive thoughts have entered the chat, yes.
They have. He forced them to perform oral
sex and then robbed them of their handbags before running

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off. So he so.
He robbed them. He burgled a little bit.
Yeah, did some. Light burgling.
The attacker was described as athletically built and handsome.
Can we? End the athletic thing.
Why? Handsome, Athletically built,
but. Also why handsome?
They're like, Oh my God, this guy made me suck his Dick but he
was dreamy like not. For nothing could have been
uglier, could have been worse. He's like, you put the knife

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down, I'd do it anyway. Yeah.
Law enforcement responded to thestring of crimes by having
female police officers act as decoys, which that's probably
terrifying. But necessary.
Go on out there and say you're gonna service people.
You're. Gonna Yeah, It's a dangerous
job. Somebody'd gotta do it.
Yeah, I mean, it feels kind of cool though.
Yeah. Then he gets a stab or kill him
or something if he picks you up.Yeah, yeah.

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Could be like that one cop in South Park who just fucks all
the guys. Yeah, actually does it.
It's quite funny. An undercover female officer
walked leisurely through a park and a man wielding A paring
knife darted out from from behind the bushes.
Jeez. Oh.
My God, he. Started demanding her money.
Give me all your money. OK, here you go.

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Here here have $2.17. All right, go get a burger like.
Whoa, this handsome man. What a handsome guy that like.
A handsome guy. That I am giving all.
My money too. Officers converged and arrested
the assailant, who identified himself as one Randall Woodfield
so. They got him.
This is much more serious. End of the story.
All right, everyone, thanks for listening.

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There it. Is go home.
Boom. Upon interrogation, he confessed
to these crimes, blaming poor sexual impulse control, which he
claimed was a result of his use of steroids.
That's the. Opposite of what steroids are
supposed to do. They're supposed to make your
winky all tiny and not effective, not your.
Winky your balls. It's mostly balls, is it?

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Mostly balls, yeah. It's your.
It's your testicles that it shrinks, yeah.
They get smaller and then your muscles get bigger so they look
even smaller. It's like a double effect.
But I have no excuse. In April 1975, Woodfield pled
guilty to reduce charges of second degree robbery.
He was sentenced to 10 years in prison but was freed on parole
in July 1979 after having servedfour years.

(33:51):
OK. All right.
I mean, yeah, sure, that makes fine.
Fine, I can accept those terms. I don't like it.
Yeah, former PSU teammates, instead of condemning him, you
know, walking the other way whenthey see him at the grocery
store, you know what they did? What?
They threw him a party. Welcome home party.
Yes, a little celebrate from release from prison party, Yeah.

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There it is if you get. A celebration from release of
prison. I guess the only thing he was
convicted of was theft, right? So that's not.
So. They they don't.
Know, yeah, but they kind of allpeople do know already at this
point that he is indecently exposing himself constantly.
Like there's no way people don'talready know him as a God.
There's Dick out, Randall. Right, right, right, right.

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Definitely gonna show his Dick at some point today.
Just fucking watch out, yeah? He got the last name Woodfield
'cause it comes from a long lineof field full of wood.
It's kind of a boner thing. I'm trying to make a boner
reference. You guys fill it in yourself.
Make it funny if you can. If you're driving, laugh a
little bit. Have a good laugh.
Walk the plank. Thank you.
That's his Dick. Oh yeah, he.

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Showed up 2 1/2 hours late to his own event.
OK. Now that's relatable.
That's. Fashionably late, Yeah, alright.
But that's not the biggest. That's the biggest, yeah.
He's like, sorry I'm late, I wasin prison.
Yeah. That's right.
Well then he should really be ontime.
Yeah, he's used to being like the the worst thing that's.

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True American serial killer and late to his party.
That's the real that's at. All.
Woodfield also attended his 10 year high school reunion in
Newport. He was remembered for showing
off his muscles and telling stories about his glory days in
the Packers organization. So lame is he, uncle.
Rico, he was there for one day. Oh my God, that's.

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The glory days. Randall grew especially fond of
sending naked photos of himself to women.
Oh, this is old school too. You had to really do it.
Yeah. You had to like, wait with the
Polaroid. Yeah, he.
Was in like he was in that red room just taking water, like
putting photos into water, like bringing them up with a clothes
pin and he's like, yeah, that's the Dick pic I'm going to show
her that's the. Good one, that's.

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The one. Reject, reject.
Oh, OK. Well, now we're working with
something in. Late 1979, Woodfield was In.
Late 1979, Woodfield was photographed fully nude, his
muscles oiled. Oh God.
Oil me up, baby. Right.
Someone's gonna see this. Uh huh.

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He mailed the image to Playgirl magazine for consideration.
Wow. Yo, how'd he do well?
The following May he received a letter back stating
congratulations, you have been selected for possible
publication. Wait.
So he was a playgirl? He was.
He was trying to be a playgirl. Yeah, he.
Was he was selected to possibly be selected?

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OK. Well, that's pretty good, that
is. Actually, not bad.
It's a. Playgirl's Guy Next Door
feature. That is so.
Yeah, the peeping Tom serial rapist.
Yeah, the guy next door. Oh, that's horrified.
He's. Got an underground tunnel to
your house? Oh.
Nice. God, it's kind of the guy in my
basement. Oh, weird.
Yeah. Yeah, and single.
Nice. Athletic and single.

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Wow. Woodfield continued to wait for
his photo to appear in the publication, but it never did
so. He just bought one every week.
So guy's like, so he's a little loaf.
He's a little maybe gay or something.
He's like, no, I'm just looking for myself.
That's. Why?
He's running out of money. He's buying every issue in
perpetuity, just waiting for it and it's never happening going.
To every newspaper stand. And he's like, what about today,
Doug? Yeah.
Maybe they just forgot it from his watch.

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Maybe. Today, Randall, Maybe today.
He buys 50 of the same one to see.
Yeah, yeah. Just wanna make sure.
On October 9th, 1980, Sherri Lynn Ayers, 29 years old so she
was an attractive X-ray technician and former classmate
of Woodfields. She was raped and murdered in
her apartment at SW 9th Place indowntown Portland.

(37:47):
Dude, a classmate I know be so annoying.
Yeah, her. Body was discovered on October
11th by her fiance. She had been bludgeoned and
stabbed repeatedly in the neck. Jesus.
So this so. He like he blew up for not
showing up in the. That was like his last straw.
Yeah, that his nice guy spread didn't come out in a magazine.

(38:09):
Oh. My, that was Oh wow, that's.
What drove him off the Cliff? Yeah.
What a supervillain origin story.
Yeah, holy. So he gets out of prison in July
1979, and then right there, justover a year later, he's going
from robbing, you know, terrorizing with his penis to
stabbing in the neck and raping.Like that is such an escalation.

(38:31):
Yeah. 00 to 60, yeah. She had been bludgeoned and
stabbed repeatedly in the neck. I said that yes.
Ayers, a University of Oregon graduate, had known Woodfield
since 2nd grade. Wow.
That is crazy. What?
A fucking scum. Oh.
My God, that's one. Of those where it's like, do you
want to know how you die? And then it's just this guy,

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this guy in second grade, dude. Michael.
Yeah. What?
Michael Restrepo, the guy. Who sniffs glue and smells like
farts fucking? Knew it.
Oh I fucking knew it. I hate.
That kid, I hate that. Guy gave me weird Valentine's.
Right. Oh, I gave a girl 20 bucks.
Wow. In 7th grade.
Oh, I always knew. Yeah, her name was Sarah.
Damn. Money, money, money.

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Wow, that's my love language. Money sucks, huh?
But now I'm. I'm changing that, though.
Yeah, changing that. Yeah, damn.
It During Woodfield's prior fouryear imprisonment, he and Ayers
had been corresponding via letters.
Multiple envelopes and letters were found in her possession,
all from Randall's prison residence at 26 O 5 State St.

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Salem. Suspecting Woodfield's
involvement in Sherri Lynn's murder, Ayer's family provided
his name to law enforcement. He was questioned but refused to
sit for a polygraph test. Law.
Enforcement was like the athletic guy who played for the
Green Bay Packers. Homicide detectives found his

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answers generally evasive and deceptive.
Yeah, but because his blood typedid not match the semen found on
the victim's body. No tract.
The blood type. The blood.
Semen. Blood type I.
Don't know. I don't know about all that.
Aren't. They just look up the semen DNA.
He's like, you're gonna have to get it out well.
DNA wasn't a thing yet. The blood type, I guess so,

(40:18):
yeah. Could you extrapolate blood type
from DNA? I don't know, maybe.
What we're learning here are. We is it was it her blood type
that was caught in her body that.
Probably, yeah. It's like we took all the blood
that came out of her neck and none of it would matches semen.
Yeah. Right.
So no charges were filed. Wow, damn that's insane one.

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Month later, on the morning of November 27th, 1980, Woodfield
arrived at the North Portland home of Darcy Renee Fix.
She was 22 years old. Oh no.
And he went there with the intent to assault Woodfield.
Had known Fix at PSU as an ex-girlfriend of one of his
friends on the track team. What This fucking guy?
Wow, what? An asshole.
Douglas Keith Altig, who was 24,was also at Fix's home when

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Woodfield arrived. Both Fix and Altig were
subsequently bound and shot to death execution style in the
home. Oh my God.
Wow. Also quick update on that.
Apparently, yes, in many cases blood type can be determined
from semen. Wow.
Yeah, I guess we did learn something new here.
Whoa, you. Never knew what you're going to
learn today. You.
Never know, you can use that. You could use that with the

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kids. If you're a kindergarten
teacher, use that with the kids.There's.
A fun There's a fun little tidbit there you.
Go ruin Thanksgiving. This here.
Who cares you? Know common blood type match.
Whoa, thank you. Fix's 32 caliber revolver went
missing from the scene. Due to his acquaintance with
Fix, Woodfield was questioned about the murders, but law
enforcement found no concrete evidence pointing to his
involvement. We.

(41:46):
Just, you know, some maybe not concrete, maybe just kind of
like small liquefy, like, come on.
Yeah. Plato something.
Something, yeah. After committing the murders of
Fix, Altig After committing the murders of Fix and Altig,
Woodfield began A began a seriesof robberies throughout the
Pacific Northwest. Unable or unwilling to hold a
job, Woodfield found robbery a convenient means of acquiring

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money. Well, that.
Would make sense I guess. Convenient, Yes.
Sustainable. Don't know about that, right?
With the side of molestation andrape as an added bonus.
Yeah. Well, everyone's got to have
hobbies, you know? Yeah.
His his MO was to park his gold 1974 Champagne edition
Volkswagen Beetle miles away from his target.

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After the crime, he would use his natural speed and
athleticism to run back to his car, thus removing himself
immediately from the reasonable vicinity of the crime.
Just see. Him running patterns fucking.
Running like crazy, just dashingfor his car, Yeah.
Man in jeans running, covered inblood.
Suspicious. At all exactly.
On December 9th, 1980, wearing afake beard, Woodfield held up a

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Vancouver, WA gas station at gunpoint in Eugene, OR. 4 nights
later, on December 13th, he raided an ice cream parlor
wearing what appeared to be athletic tape across the bridge
of his nose, similar to nasal strips worn by football players.
Do not rob an ice cream parlor. That's that's for innocence and
for joy and sweet fun. Obviously that's.
Just evil. On December 14th, he robbed a

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drive in restaurant in Albany, OR on December 24th.
On December 21st, Woodfield, again wearing a false beard,
accosted a waitress in Seattle, trapping her in a restaurant
bathroom and forcing her at gunpoint to masturbate him.
Wow, that's. Yeah, every.
Of all the things, Yep. Grab it now just stroke it.

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It's like, then then what? That's it.
Just do that. Yeah, That's that's fine.
Really. That's OK.
By January 1981, law enforcementhad dubbed the robber the I5
Bandit. Let's just give him a really
cool name, just so you know, he keeps on doing it, yeah.
Given his apparent given his apparent preference for
committing crimes along the Interstate 5 corridor, on

(44:02):
January 8th, he held up the sameVancouver gas station he had
previously robbed in December. OK, so he was like this one
works. Yeah, kind of going back at some
point, I was thinking to be like, hey again, huh?
Yeah, wow. OK, interesting.
This time he forced a female attendant to expose her breasts
after he emptied the cash register.
Wow OK that's annoying. God give me everything in your

(44:27):
wait. Unbutton your top dump.
Them out, Yeah. Dump them out.
Dump them out. That's what we say in.
Boston, dump them out as a mating ritual.
Oh my goodness. Sounds like I'm at the Karen
Reed trial. Dump them out, sweetheart.
Yeah, dump them out. And I.
Told her to dump them out. It's a Boston love language.

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Yeah. Three days later, on January
11th, he robbed a market in Eugene.
The next day, January 12th, he shot and wounded a female
grocery grocery clerk in Sutherland, Oregon.
Oh my. God.
And then that's when I was born.My birthday is January 12th.
Happy birthday. Yeah, as soon as he killed that
girl, I, I popped out and was like, whoa, I feel, I feel weird

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and like I was just assaulted byan athletic guy.
No. Was he handsome?
Yeah, on January 14th, a man matching the description of the
I5 bandit and wearing a false beard invaded a home occupied by
two sisters aged 8 and 10. He ordered the girls to undress
sexually. Assaulted dude.
Sexually assaulted them and forced the older girl to perform

(45:33):
fellatio. Older girl by meaning 10 year
old, Yeah. Yeah, this guy's a real piece of
shit, so. He just, he cracked and then he
just leans in hard and he was like, fuck it.
If I'm doing, if I'm doing this,I'm doing it all the way.
On January 18th in Keizer OR, a man matching the description of

(45:54):
the I5 bandit entered the Transamerica office building at
night and sexually abused 2 cleaning women, Sherry Lynn
Hall, age 20, and Beth Wilmot, age 20.
The assailant took both women into a backroom, ordered them
and ordered them to the floor. After sexually assaulting them,
he shot each of them in the backof the head, execution style.

(46:15):
Come on, it's, it's bad enough that you're taking them through
this whole ordeal and they're, they, they're listening to you.
What is the point of shooting them afterwards, right?
Well, I mean, I wonder if he waslike, no more witnesses.
People are getting hot on my tail.
He's. Just like discarding people
like, I don't know, it's really fucking weird.
It like it feels like there's no, there's no like passionate

(46:35):
fetish thing attached like usually people like will assault
you and then strangle you or something.
Yeah, he fully like backs away and then just shoots him.
It's. Been said that the girls who
gave up a little bit of a fight were the ones that got shot.
Wow, OK. So like, if they resisted in any
way, that was enough for them todie?
Wow. Yeah.
It's not good, No, that's what. I'm gonna say, but that's the

(46:57):
the theme of his looking. Dude, just take a girl out on a
date, yeah? His brain's all messed up, yeah.
Definitely, but. That's like the theme of his
that's his whole thing is he hates rejection so much.
So if you even hinted that you didn't want to do it, you're
dead. That's so ridiculous.
This was generally keeping with his MO, some sexual act followed
by a 32 caliber caliber bullet to the rear of the skull.

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But while Hull died of her gunshot wounds, Wilwot actually
survived by faking like she was dead.
Yep, good move. She lied motionless on the
floor. I mean, that's a gamble though
it. Is a gamble, but you have to
just be like fuck I'm. Already shot, man.
No, but but it's it's literally your only way out.
And I hear so many stories of people that, like, survived just

(47:40):
because they played dead well. That's what I think about when
we were talking earlier about whether or not you map out in
your head where you're gonna go when you're in the movie theater
in case someone comes in shooting everybody.
There are people that just lay there.
But I don't know if I could do that, I would just be running
and I'd probably get fucking shot.
Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, you probably
would. You got.
A big old head. Got a toaster oven head?
Panicky little bitch. Yeah, you might be the one that

(48:02):
I would try to get under. Yeah.
Yeah, I would definitely like shrink down and just like
completely just. Well, it is disgusting and very,
very sad, but people who surviveschool shootings will often take
blood from someone next to them that was shot, wipe it on them.
It's it's brutal. Oh my God, it's.
A constantly. It happened so much.
It's strange to you. You have you have to think about

(48:25):
those things, unfortunately. It's a survival tactic, yeah.
Jesus. So yeah, she survived.
She laid motionless on the floorwith slugs lodged in her back in
the back of her skull. That's insane as.
Soon as her attacker left, she called the police.
In route One officer noticed a thickly built man fitting the
assailant's description standingat an intersection.

(48:46):
Just casual, you know, just trying to walk back to his car,
but just. Not.
Not crosswalk. Not.
Jaywalk. No, I'm not.
Going to jaywalk. I'm going to stop.
I'm going to wait for that sign to tell me I can walk.
You know, I'm not a criminal. What?
Am I fucking? What are we animals?
But. This was more than a mile from
the crime scene, so he he had already ran.
But a mile isn't that. Much.
Not that much. No, but in the officer's mind,

(49:08):
it would have taken a hell of anathlete to make it that far,
that quickly on foot. That's.
Just a chubby officer that's just a chunky officer who's
like, how the heck did he do that?
Well, this. This is a testament to his
athletic skills. Can't.
Be that guy. Maybe he can travel through
space and time. Yeah.
Is it possible? He's encrypted go.
On January 26th and 29th he travelled to Southern Oregon and

(49:29):
committed robberies in Eugene, Medford and Grants Pass.
In the latter location, 2 females, a clerk and a customer
were assaulted by the robber. On February 3rd, 1981, the
bodies of Donna Lee Eckert and her daughter Janelle Charlotte
Jarvis, who was only 14. Donna was 37.
They were found together in a bed in their home in Mountain

(49:49):
Gate, CA. And there's no Is law
enforcement at all building a A Yeah.
Like, are they at least on a trail of some sort?
This is the thing. They're all different
jurisdictions back in the day, so nobody's talking to each
other. That's.
Right, That's right. You know, cops don't like to
talk. Talk to each other?
No. Now they do.
I think they do. Now I don't know.
I hope they've learned that theyshould by now.
They. Do, and they don't.

(50:10):
But when they actually come together, they fucking figure
shit out. Yeah.
Forensic tests showed that the girl had also been sexually
assaulted. They were both found shot
several times in the head. That's fucking crazy.
Earlier that same day, just South in Reading, a female store
clerk was kidnapped and raped during a hold up.
That was all in one day. Oh.

(50:30):
He's just going crazy, Jesus. On February 4th, an identical
crime was reported 100 miles north in Eureka, CA.
So he's killing, shooting, killing, rape and driving, doing
the same thing over and over again.
He's. Fucking he's like in the thick
of it. The same men, the same man then
robbed an Ashland OR motel laterthe same night.

(50:52):
Then on February 9th in Corvallis, a man matching the I5
bandit's description held up a fabric store.
So yeah, come. On and just anything that's
open, I guess he's got. Varying businesses that he's,
Yeah, like you're going into Michael's now.
Seriously. Better.
Leave Michael's alone. Yeah.
Go into, go into what is it? Lobby?
Hobby. Hobby, Hobby.

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Lobby. Yeah, hobby.
Lobby. Go to Hobby Lobby.
Anyone. Anyone in there you should.
They don't. They don't have any business.
They had a. Nice yarn.
Yeah, A. Nice yarn, but they're bored.
They're very bored. So at this fabric store, he
molested the clerk and a customer before he left.
Three days later, robberies committed by a man matching the

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description occurred in Vancouver in Vancouver, Olympia
in Bellevue, WA. The Olympia and Bellevue
incidents included three sexual assaults.
Jesus During a visit to Portland, Woodfield planned a
Valentine's Day party at the city's downtown Marriott Hotel
for. Who?
For him for love, for love OK, for the love of.

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Pete, what? Wait.
He he rented out an entire eventspace and invited friends and
acquaintances, former players, you know, everybody.
Oh, so he. Was feeling So he, after all his
murdering, he's like, you know, I'm feeling like a soiree, Yeah.
I want to throw a party with allthis money I stole.
I want to. Socialize.
I want to catch up with my friends.
I want to tell people how good I've been doing, you know?
What I've been missing? Little sandwiches.

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Yeah, some. More Ders.
Some champagne and charcuterie, yeah.
No guests arrived 0. No way he.
Was ditched at his own party. That's not good at all.
That can't be his dude. That isn't like rejection and no
one said what a he was like being a crazy psychopath loser.

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He's like, I know, and then I'llthrow a party and then everyone
will come and then it's going tobe great just.
Him sitting next to a standing next to a chocolate fountain
holding a strawberry. Just be like, fine, I'll eat it
all. I want this anyway it's.
Single tear right After no guests came, he drove across the
state to Beaverton and went to the home of Julianne Reitz, who
was 18. He had met her while he was
working as a bouncer at The Faucet, a bar in Portland.

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He arrived at her home around 2:00 AM on February 15th.
Around 4:00 that same night, he raped and then shot Reitz in the
head, killing her. Her body was found at the bottom
of the stairs at about 8:30 AM by her mother.
Oh my God, it's. Horrible.
Police investigating the scene determined that Reitz had
actually had a glass of wine with her attacker and also had

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begun to prepare coffee. A package of instant coffee was
discovered on the kitchen counter and water in a kettle
had been left to completely boilaway it.
Sounds like maybe she was tryingto survive spill.
Like that's more wine, maybe some coffee like.
Or she's like, I'm letting this attractive guy in that I know,
like we might have a good night together, they said.
They said that they worked together.
Yeah, they. Worked together.
They were drinking. They were.

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Working. They knew each other from a bar
that they worked at all. Right.
So. So it does, it does make sense
that she was like her, her guardwas kind of down.
And then, yeah. And then it's like you said,
he's good looking. You're not going to think he's
like a full creep. Although nowadays, you know,
that's you're good looking. That's extra creep points for
me. I wonder if she was one of the
people that didn't show up. To the Valentine's Day.
No, that's. It's possible.

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Possible. We don't know that speculation.
It's pure. Speculation.
By February 28th, the investigation was now focused on
Woodfield, but by then the I5 bandit had struck 3 more times
in Eugene on February 18th and 21st, and another sexual assault
in Corvallis on February 25th. Detectives in Marion County
acquired a call log supplied by Arden Bates, the landlady and

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roommate of Randall's in Springfield, OR.
She was the landlady. The landlord is like, hey, you
could stay at my place, yeah. Basically.
That's great. So.
It's a nice room. Yeah, sometimes.
People rent out rooms in their house.
Yeah, yeah. Airbnb.
Yeah, this was in Springfield, OR, which is where The Simpsons
is based. Oh, no, yeah, I don't know what

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in Illinois there. Springfield.
Colorado. Oregon.
Oregon. I didn't think that was the.
One, that's where Matt Raining'sfrom.
Interesting they've been a. Necessary for a long time South.
Park. Yes, yes, that's South Park.
South Park, Yeah. So when they actually pulled the
call logs, it showed a lengthy phone bill with a trail of calls

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from San Francisco to Bothell, WA.
These calls were made via calling cards at pay phones
placed. These calls made via calling
cards of pay phones. Place Woodfield near all the
murder sites. Wow.
Right around the times they werecommitted.
You don't want to make phone calls the second you're fucking
who? Is it calling?
Probably the people he's about to kill.

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Yeah, like, hey, I'm right down the street.
Get ready. That's.
Interesting. We think about the especially
with like the the case that's going on right now with the
disgusting guy with Idaho Brian.Koeberger about.
Koeberger We think about the pings, the cell phone pings.
I guess this is the equivalent of that, huh?
I. Guess it is 'cause it's like,
what is he like? Who is he calling his mother?
And then he's just like on his after a murder.

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And she's like, did you eat? Yeah, yeah, I'm, I ate just
like. All right, We'll be put your
seat belt on. I know Mom, you know.
Your sister's an attorney and your other sister's a doctor.
You fucking? Loser.
Yeah, well, we're going to need both.
Yeah. Seriously.
Imagine if he was just doing it all because he was hangry.
Oh wow, did you? Eat honey well, he.
Robbed enough convenience stores, he should have a couple

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of Snickers in him. A couple.
Of Twinkies or something. The irony was the son of a
Pacific Northwest Bell employee would be partly done in by phone
records. Dumb, dumb.
Dum dum dum. Detective Dave Kumenek of the
Sheriff's Office of Marion County, Oregon led the
investigation. On March 5th, 1981, Woodfield

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was interrogated by the Salem Police Department.
Woodfield was said to have had two personalities.
Randy, the bad boy of. Course.
And Randall the good one. Of course, that makes total OH.
God, you're becoming Randy. I'm.
Going to go fool. Randy going fool Randy.
Now. During the interrogation,

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detectives would push Randy intoa corner with facts, then asked
to talk to Randall. Oh my God, this is.
These guys sucked. No did.
They watch The Exorcist. They're like, are we talking to
her now? Yeah.
This guy is not multi personality.
No way, Randy. In the room with us right now.
Randall, can you access Randy for me, please?
Randy. 'S right around the corner.

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Yeah. So they would try to push Randy
into a corner with the facts andthen asked to talk to Randall.
He they tried to squeeze. They tried their best to squeeze
information out of him. Yeah, like Randall, we know
you're protecting your guy, Randy.
Randy, we know you're a good guy.
We. Know we we know that he's got
you up against the corner right here.
Yeah, this isn't your fault, Randy's, but.
There is a way out, yeah. He turns 1, He turns One

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Direction for Randall. Then he's right.
Now I'm Randy. Yeah.
Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
Pretty good. This is my this is my good side.
Yeah, and then they're like, andyou can see him physically
changing. 1/2 of his body's oiled OH.
My God. At this time, he was also
positively identified in a photolineup by Beth Wilmot, the

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survivor of the January 18th Transamerica office attack.
The one who was shot in the backof the head and.
Pretended plate dead. Incredible.
Yeah. However, he was released and
returned to his duplex home in Springfield, where he rented a
room. What?
But why if someone caught him ina lineup for murder?
There's a number of fumbles in this.

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I'll say what the fuck is. That not just talk about the
Packers. Right with.
The police staking outside of his house.
Woodfield spent two entire days burning all the evidence in the
fireplace. So they're just outside and
there's just seeing plumes of smoke coming out.
Yeah. What?
Do you think him doing in there he's.
Building a nice fire, it's like.Must be like BBQ day inside that
house, yeah? Totally inside.
You know how you do that? Yeah, yeah.

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During that time, police questioned Arden's six year old
son, Mickey. When asked what Randall did for
work, Mickey said he doesn't work.
He plays ball with us. Oh wow.
Why did it get into black and white all of a sudden?
Oh no, he's a good guy. I don't know, he just gives me
chocolates. He.
Gave me the spinny cap. He killed somebody, say Arden

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herself told police. He spends a lot of he spends an
awful lot of money. I don't know where it comes
from. After acquiring a warrant,
Woodfield was taken into custodyafter being positively
identified by several more robbery victims.
If I was that one chick that identified him, I'd be kind of
pissed. I'd be like, what?
That wasn't good enough? I was like shot and everything.
Is it? Because half my brain got blown
out. Do you think I'm stupid?

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I this is the guy. That's the guy they were like.
Yeah, but you were shot from behind, so like, how do you
really know? Like are you fucking kidding me?
His home was subsequently searched.
Inside, law enforcement discovered a spent 32 caliber
shell casing inside a racquetball bag.
Oh, of course he played racquet.Fucking racquetball.
My dad played racquetball. It's a it's a fun sport.

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I like the sound. I like the sound it makes.
Yeah. That was pretty good.
Yeah, very good. As well as a roll of tape that
matched the tape found on the victims, police also found that
he'd kept every single correspondence, every single
correspondence he had had from the Green Bay Packers.
That's cute. I.
Really thought he was going to say from all his kills he.

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Knows the Packers. From the fucking Packers.
Oh my, come. On OH.
Randy. Oh, buddy.
And it's Randall. That's Randall's correspondence.
Oh. No.
Every letter bearing a green andyellow logo.
Every envelope with a return address of 1265 Lombardi Ave.,
Woo, Green Bay, WI. So he just like writes to all of

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them. And it's like, yeah, was the
Packers today doing. I prayed for you guys.
Yeah, miss being there. He even kept his wallet, the
airline tick. He even kept in his wallet the
airline tickets that the Packerssent him back in June 1974.
So lame. The tickets he didn't even use.
So lame. Good.
Lord so he I. Could have been somebody, yeah.

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That's what he that's what he literally is living off of now.
He's murdering people. And I could have been somebody.
On March 16th, indictments for murder, rape, sodomy, attempted
kidnapping, armed robbery, and illegal possession of firearms
were initiated from various jurisdictions in Washington and
Oregon. California hasn't even caught on
yet. In the summer of 1981, Woodfield
was tried in Salem for the murder of Hall.

(01:01:17):
It's never good to have a trial in Salem, I would say.
No, you don't want that. Burn him at.
The stick? He ended up getting more charges
of sodomy and attempted murder for the attack on Beth Wilmot.
OK, Wilmot, actually God bless her, testified against him in
trial and was key in the prosecution's conviction.

(01:01:38):
That's amazing. Nice.
She's the hero. She is Nobody listened.
You know Chris Van Dyke, son of actor Dick Van Dyke, who's still
running around this neighborhood?
Yeah, really. He's the Marion County District
Attorney. At the time I had no idea.
Wow, that's crazy. He.
Prosecuted the case. Van Dyke would later
characterize Woodfield as, quote, the coldest, most

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attached defendant I'd ever seen.
Yeah, that makes sense. He seems pretty sociopathic.
Yeah. I believe it on.
June 26th, 1981, after 3 1/2 hours of deliberation, Woodfield
was convicted on all counts and sentenced to life in prison plus
90 years. All right.
Oh. That's good.
Finally. No kidding.
Finally, my God only. Took 45 freaking crimes.

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Author and Rule described Woodfield's appearance in court,
saying Wi-Fi. Hear the fucking word athletic
again. Get ready.
So annoyed she. Called him Randy.
Quote. Randy had been touted in the
media as a massively muscled professional athlete.
The man in person seemed strangely diminished.
OK, so we're good. OK.
Good. Yeah, he's a.

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Fucking lie, yeah. She said he's not Superman after
all, no. Shit, he couldn't even be a
Packer. Yeah.
Seriously. He.
Looked if anything humbled a predatory creature brought down
and caged in mid rampage. Well.
This is really worse than a prison sentence.
I'm humbled. I've been humbled.
It's like when you win an Oscar.Yeah, you're supposed to be
humbled. I'm.
Humbled. Yes.

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That's the exact opposite this one.
Is like you hate me, you really really hate me.
You really are going to sentenceme to jail?
Judge, I am humbled. So if that's worth anything,
yeah. Can I, can I go now?
Yeah. TV reporter Dave TV reporter
Dana Middleton from Shasta County described her first time
seeing Randall, saying. I noticed he was quite good

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looking. Now we're back.
I'm. So sick of it, OK.
But then he turned around and looked at me, and I saw his
eyes. They were flat, dead eyes.
Shark eyes. It was exactly like looking into
a shark's eyes. There was no emotion there at
all, no compassion, just emptiness.
Yeah. I've never seen eyes like that
in a human being. Never before and never since.

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Let's. Not let's not indict the shark
here I think that sharks are, you know, unique and some are
probably more violent than others I.
Don't like sharks eyes? I would not, no.
They're like Bulgy and yeah, they're they are a little fun
dead, Yeah. I guess so far, yeah.
I'm just always like, what are you feeling in there?
Yeah. I'm hungry.
Sharks look fun. Though Yeah, they are fun.
There's so many different kind of sharks.

(01:04:07):
Baby sharks are cool. Yeah, they get there's a good
song about them is. There, yeah, very popular.
No, I don't want it. Never mind, sorry.
I asked. I started playing kids songs at
Kaylena's bar while she was working there the other day.
That and she was screaming at meto stop because they were.
I did like oh, because. You were.
You were at the. Yeah.
I was just at the house and I was just laughing to myself that
there were a bunch of old guys being like, I'm fucking leaving.

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That's. Actually, fantastic.
Kind of hurting your wife's income.
Yeah, yeah, kind of nice. It hurts you, kind of hurts your
own family in a way, but. But it's funny because then she
gets annoyed, then she comes home all angry and.
Without money. Over the over the Hokey, Pokey
and Baby Shark, just on repeat. In October 1981, a second trial
was held in Benton County, Oregon, in which Woodfield

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received sodomy and weapons charges tied to one of his
attacks in a restaurant bathroom.
Prior to this trial, his counselattempted to move the trial from
the Willamette Valley. It was thought that it was
thought that because the publicity of the case, Woodfield
would not get a fair trial there.
Yeah, OK. Do we really care?

(01:05:11):
Right? I mean, yeah, it should be a
fair trial, but yeah. He already has a life sentence
plus 90 years. Willamette.
Yeah, I almost feel like at thispoint he he gets out of jail to
go sit in the courtroom. So it's like almost a nice thing
for him. Yeah.
I. Know he's having like a day out,
right? Field trip day.
Yeah, let's go. You have.
To go, you have at least two months of like a bunch of court
dates to go to at least forward to.
Good for him, Let. Me patch this in.

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Prior to this trial, his counselattempted to move the trial from
the Willamette Valley. Willamette.
Like damn it. Like damn it, it doesn't.
Matter. The judge in this case denied
the counsel's request. Woodfield was convicted by the

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jury and had an additional 35 years added to his life, plus 90
years all right. Despite the apparent links with
countless other crimes and homicides, Woodfield would not
be prosecuted for the majority of the crimes he was believed to
have committed. Unable to afford multiple
trials, the state of Oregon was satisfied with Woodfield's
existing life sentence. Right.
Yeah, I would be too. I guess it's sad for the victims

(01:06:17):
families though because they want to get him and yell at him
and stuff in court. Yeah, that's true.
Yeah. Even in California, where
Woodfield was accused of killinga mother and her daughter, the
local prosecutor eventually decided against pursuing
charges. Wow, they were like good enough
for me. He's in prison forever.
Yeah, I guess so. Because I don't know, is there a
statute of limitations for murder?

(01:06:38):
I don't think there's. Yeah, so.
If for some reason he got a technicality, he was out there,
I'd be like, all right, let's time.
I don't. Think he's in?
Woodfield is currently incarcerated at the Oregon State
Penitentiary. I always say that wrong.
Penitentiary. Penitentiary.
Penitentiary Woodfield is currently incarcerated at the
Oregon State Penitentiary, less than a mile from I5.

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In October 1983, he was injured by a fellow inmate during a
prison disturbance. I like that.
Just a disturbance, not a riot. I.
Heard a ruckus disturbance he's disturbing.
In April 1987, he filed a $12 million libel suit against and
rule what the author who said hewas not Superman?
The one bitch. I'll tell you who's not

(01:07:20):
Superman. Said he wasn't handsome.
Like that's where I draw a line.Oh my.
Oh, if I could kill you, are you?
Listening to this lady's words, they're not true.
I am. Handsome.
I deserve $12 million. I am.
Superman, do you have? Any idea how much ramen I could
get from a commissary for that? Even if I was Superman, I
wouldn't say I'm Superman because nobody knows who
Superman is because he wears glasses and.
I am humble. The federal court in Oregon

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dismissed the lawsuit in January1988, citing that the statute of
limitations on such a lawsuit had expired.
All right. By 1990, after the after the
discovery of more victims, Woodfield was suspected in as
many as 44 homicide. In 2001 and 2006, DNA testing
linked Woodfield to two additional murders in Oregon

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that had occurred in 1980 and 1981.
In 2005, a detective in the Portland Police Bureau's Cold
Case Unit interviewed Woodfield.He described the killer as,
quote, pleasant company. What the?
Okay, you know what? Maybe I need to meet him.
Maybe I just need to meet this guy and see if he really is this
athletic and pleasant. No.

(01:08:25):
Seriously. How'd it go?
I got butterflies. Very nice, really nice guy.
Honestly, I kind of get it totally.
I asked him to. Honestly, I asked him to flash
me this conversation. I kind of want to see it.
I. Told him to dump it out.
Yeah. Oh, I remember that.
His hair was perfect. Feathered and combed.
Oh my God, who describes anotherman's hair as feathered?
Feather. This guy might have been a

(01:08:46):
little tutty frutty he. May have been sure it was.
The 80s when feathering was popular.
Oh. My God, he goes.
Farrah Fawcett, Yeah, he. Goes on to say more.
He had a perfectly even tan. Wow, it's prison.
Yeah. What's he?
Gonna do. He was allowed to go outside.
He was. Working.
Yeah, he was working on his tongue.
He. Said his nails were manicured.
Shut up. He was very charismatic.

(01:09:07):
Oh. God, let me guess, his teeth
were white. Straight.
As marrow. Because it's so stupid.
Perfect. Eyes.
Yeah, he. Felt very comfortable in my
colon. Wow.
That's not part of the quote. Oh, it's not OK.
He said it makes sense because he would lure victims and get
them to let their guard down. Well, yeah, yeah, this guy let
his guard down. Yeah.
He's swooning, literally. Took him like 1 fucking cell

(01:09:28):
night like. Can you sign my yearbook?
During the interview, Woodfield still confessed to nothing.
Because I think that's his thing.
He doesn't want to admit anything because I think
somewhere deep in his brain he really believes that if he
doesn't incriminate himself, he's going to get off or he'll
be able to appeal well. Because everyone keeps on
letting him out, so I wouldn't. Yeah, he's not.

(01:09:50):
Going to work one of these times.
Yeah, I mean, everyone, apparently he's very charming.
Yeah, so. Yeah, talk is way out of
anything. During his time in prison,
Woodfield Woodfield had been married three times.
People are marrying this guy. Well, they also divorced him.
He got divorced twice, but they did.
He did the. Divorces or did they do the
divorce? I mean and he.

(01:10:11):
Didn't kill them. I.
Don't think he couldn't. He couldn't.
Reach far enough through the bars, yeah.
Yeah. Some letters he wrote from
prison were sold online as a collection titled Quote The
Serial Killer Letters. Why?
Can't you talk to me like Randall does?
You want a Randall in the streets and a Randy in the
sheets? Oh.
Wow. In one of these letters, he

(01:10:32):
wrote to journalist Jennifer Furio.
You only care to know why murderers strike out in anger or
rage. How should I know?
What a question, Jenny. What does that mean?
Shut. Up.
You always know about their rage, but no one ever asks them
how they feel. They're happy.
What's the euphoria like? Yeah.
You only want to know about murderers?

(01:10:53):
How the fuck should I know I didn't do shit?
Right. He asked her if she cared to
write more about personal thingsor share a photo.
Talk by the phone, your choice. Chow, Randall Woodfield.
Oh my God, Chow. He said chow like a real fucking
chow. Why do I feel like he lived in
Williamsburg, Brooklyn during the hipster uprising?

(01:11:14):
At some point, yeah. Like he was kind of like
responsible for it. Yeah, he could have invented
like mustache wax or something. Yeah, he.
Could have Woodfield. Never confessed to any of the
murders that he's been convictedof, accused of, or to which he
has been linked. Though convicted only in the
murder of Sherry Hall, Woodfieldhas been linked to numerous
other murders via DNA methods over the years, so that's good.

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Criminologists and detectives have estimated the total number
ranging from 25 to 44, making him again one of the most
prolific serial killers in history.
Woodfield's is also estimated tohave committed over 100 other
crimes. So that's fun.
It's. A lot of them he.
Is busy. Yeah, Detective Jim Lawrence of

(01:11:56):
Portland's Cold Case Unit describes most serial killers as
having a cooling off period. Yeah, according to Lawrence,
Woodfield never did. He killed and then five weeks
later, killed again. Yeah.
Then it was 3 weeks, then two weeks.
Oh, wow. I believe that it would have
been every few days. He was like the boogeyman.
If you're talking about somebodymoving towards some form of

(01:12:18):
rehabilitation, they had to at some point acknowledge they're
responsible for their own behaviors.
That is not Randy Woodfield. However, he is super athletic
and pretty charming. Yeah, right.
Can't forget that. Don't forget.
Today, Randall Woodfield is still serving his prison
sentence at Oregon State Prison.Oh, he's alive.

(01:12:39):
He's still. Alive.
He's 74 years old. Oh.
My he could live for like another 20 frickin years.
And still pretty good looking. You're pretty wondering.
Yeah, pretty. Nice.
Honestly, the. Best cellmate on the block?
Prison guards recall that he loves to talk about football and
still remembers his don't. Care.
Still remembers his playing days.
Shut up. That one day on the Packers.

(01:12:59):
That one glorious day, yes, at Lambeau Field, I'm.
Surprised that Silly hasn't killed him, yeah?
Shut the fuck up about the Packers.
Seriously. You're the only anyone who calls
himself athletic. He's, Yeah, the the playing days
were five decades ago. There you go.
He spends most of his time sitting on his bunk bed and

(01:13:19):
ignoring the people around him. OK, well, that's not very
charming, is it? He's.
Probably one of those guys that's like wait, wait till
you're not looking and then he'slike looking to see if you're
looking and then he's just like looks away.
He's like brooding. He's feeling sorry for himself,
right? He's thinking nothing.
None of this is his fault. Yeah.
That he shouldn't be there like he.
Really wants the attention, but he's like acting like he

(01:13:40):
doesn't, right? The female guards say that when
he sees them, he's up and about,prancing around in his cell.
Oh. No, he prances still.
To this day working on his hair.Fit.
He's like the fawns. Shave his head.
Shave his head. That's the ultimate punishment
that. Would be incredible, Yeah.
Would that be unfair and cruel? Cruel.
No. Not at all.
Shave his fucking head. Yeah, Seriously.

(01:14:00):
Whoa. This is crazy.
Woodfield joined Myspace in 2006.
What are who were his eight friends?
Who? Wasn't his top A?
And what was the intro song intohis website?
Creep by Radiohead. His profile was as close as he
ever has come to taking ownership of his past, he said.

(01:14:20):
Quote, I spend the remainder of my days in prison because I have
committed a murder along with many other crimes I once tried
out for the Green Bay Packers. Oh my.
So that's all right, getting closer to the truth.
Uh huh. There you go, the.
Only reason I didn't make it is because the skills I had to
offer they didn't need at the time.
Yeah, whipping your cock out is not something they need, no.
We didn't need all that assault.They.

(01:14:41):
Need someone who likes to fucking get in there and hit
people. Sure.
That's crazy. So he literally put that on a
bio? Wow I just seen that on
someone's Instagram bio. Hall 29, committed a murder so
in prison. Spend the rest of my days
combing my hair a lot and I'm vegan.
No. Interesting.

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In 2011, the story of Sherry Hall, Beth Wilmot, Dave Kaminic
and Randy Woodfield was made into ATV movie titled The Hunt
for the I5 Killer, starring JohnCorbett as Detective Kamenik.
I know what I'm watching later. All right, well, they got a
movie. Yeah, we got a movie out of it.
We got, you know, a a trail of fucking blood and tears.

(01:15:24):
Oh. My God.
Well, what a story that was. Yeah.
And he was. Just really, really busy.
It's like they said, usually serial killers do take breaks,
right? But he just like it just kept on
building and building. He kept going.
He was like, this is too good. I need another.
Yeah. Yeah, the amount, the amount he
did accomplish kind of makes me feel bad about myself, but I
don't feel don't. Don't feel bad about yourself,

(01:15:44):
you know shit. You should you see how hard some
people work we. All have the same 24 hours,
yeah. We all have the same 24 hours.
We all. Could be doing a lot more.
Yeah, I. Wake up at 3:00 AM and put my
face in a bunch of of ice water.Is that what he did?
Yeah. That's cool.
That's a little cold plunge. Yeah.
And with that, that takes us to.Final thoughts The Packers made

(01:16:05):
the right decision, they sure. Did they were ahead of the
curve? Yes.
They were He was not good enoughto be a Green Bay Packer.
They. Were the head of the curve in
his cock. Absolutely.
That's my final thought. Good job, Pack.
Yeah, final. Thought.
My final thought is, you know, it takes a village when it comes
to finding people who commit crimes like this in different
places. Everybody needs to talk and get
along, damn it. Yeah.

(01:16:28):
And although people are still waiting, I hope they can find
solace in the fact that they probably already know what
actually happened to their theirdaughters.
The people that you know haven'tbeen officially connected to
him. Yeah.
And that's really sad. Really.
The answer is I don't the the the unanswered things.
The where are where is my daughter?
Where are these bodies? Yeah, Yeah.
I mean, did they ever not find abody?

(01:16:49):
It sounded like he just shot them and left them right there.
Yeah, No, I think yeah. For the as far as we know, all
of his victims were found, but he didn't seem he wanted to get
to the next one. He wasn't like, I'm gonna go
bury this one. He.
Really had no issue about like burying things.
No, he didn't want to cover his tracks or anything.
Not at all. Which is weird 'cause he still
was able to do a lot of it. Seems like law enforcement

(01:17:10):
covered his tracks for him because he was so damn handsome.
Yeah, so. Seriously.
And that is my final thought. Ladies do not trust good looking
people. Yeah.
Uglier the better. Come on, that's.
Not OK, no, not like that. But just I'm saying don't fully
like like just fall for like what you see in vanity and
stuff. Like if you have like a weird
like intuition about someone just because they're kind of

(01:17:32):
handsome, you shouldn't let it slide.
Should be like, no, this guy is creepy.
And if they're good looking, makes it a little bit worse
because it's like, oh he's creepy and he knows that he can
probably get away with some shit.
All right. And do you guys hear that?
You've got mail. We have got ourselves a mailbag.
Mailbag Mailbag on. The Spotify comments for

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Wonderland blood on Laurel Canyon.
Unruly woman wrote to us saying 4 on the floor.
Just reminds me of a manual vehicle with a 4 wheel drive.
Also why is Wonderland tied to horrible shit?
The Wonderland gang? Michael Jackson?
What the fuck? Yes, unruly woman, thank you so
much. Not a banjo, wrote in and said
can't believe I didn't know thisstory.

(01:18:14):
He packed a hell of a lot into his life.
Just a shame so much of what he packed in was awful.
I know it's so much potential. Yeah, they said.
Great episode as always, one of the best yet.
Thank you guys so much for reaching out.
Send us an e-mail if you want tohear a story.
If you want to write a story, make sure you send your sources
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True Hollywood murder mystery I.Have never seen anything like
this before the. Movies, Broadway, music,

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