Wide Receiver, Serial Deceiver: Randall Woodfield (Episode 167 ft. Jerii Aquino)

Join Kyle Ploof, Ben Kissel and Jerri Aquino as they discuss the life and crimes of Randall Woodfield, known as the I-5 Killer.

Story by Brandon Preo.

Episode Transcript

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Randall Woodfield had it all, Good looks, a college degree,
and a shot at the NFL. But instead of catching passes,
he started catching felonies. Turns out getting cut from the
Packers didn't just hurt his ego.
It kick started a murder spree so insane even Ted Bundy was
like dude, chill. He wore fake beards, he used a
roll of duct tape like it was a party favor, and he really

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misunderstood the concept of a road trip.
This episode, we followed the downfall of the I5 killer,
America's creepiest wide receiver and the only guy who
thought a porn stash in a sweatband was a disguise.
Get ready for bad decisions, worst disguises, and a guy who
should have stuck to Gatorade and playbooks instead of
becoming the Jeffrey Dahmer of rest stops that's today on Death

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in Entertainment. Live from Los Angeles. 911 What
is your emergency? They're in Hollywood now.
Two counts of murder. Injury and death, Oh my God.
Shocking new details. That has stunned the
entertainment world. This makes me a little nervous.
The hair stood up on my arms just like in the movies.

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What do? You call this thing anyway.
Death. Entertainment.
Greetings, Deado universe. What's up everyone?
How the heck? How the heck are you?
My name is Kyle Plough. I'm Ben Kissel, we have a great
guest with us today. You know her from the OK Bud
podcast. Jerry Aquino.

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Yeah, there we go. Thank you all so much for
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thinking as we do are blabbing. Today's episode.
My God, it's going to be a little bloody.
It is. You ready, Jerry?
Yes. OK.

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We're discussing the horrible life of a Randy Woodfield.
Randy Woodfield. Randy Woodfield.
Also known as the I5 Killer. Also known as the I5 Killer.
Yes, also just at the top of theshow, wanted to give a special
shout out to Brandon Prio. One of our Patreon subscribers
actually submitted this script and it's going to be a wild ride

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down the I5. Nice.
Thank you, Brandon. Thank you, Sir, and we are
headed out. Let's buckle up your engines.
Vroom. Vroom.
OK. OK, so Randall Woodfield, this

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man is an American serial killer, serial rapist,
kidnapper, robber, burglar, and if he didn't see him that bad
already, former football player.Jeez, I can't catch a break.
OK, hold on. He was a former Green Bay Packer
football player. So which is the worst of all it?

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Was like, so he was real, like areal football.
Player. He was a real football player.
He was drafted in everything. Yeah, how we will get to that,
OK? He was dubbed the I5 Bandit,
later the I5 Killer, by the media due to the crimes he
committed along the Interstate 5corridor running through
Washington, Oregon and California.
Yeah, because Bandit sounds too fun.
Like band. Yeah, bandits like you and a

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couple of buddies go in and stealing a bunch of honey.
I'm talking more Winnie the Pooh.
Yeah, but Bandit Tree is less dangerous than, you know,
murder. Yeah, Bandit, I think of like
you're on your tippy toes walking across the street in the
darkness, right? What are you doing over there
doing bandit shit? Almost all of his crimes
occurred within 2 miles of an I5highway exit.

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Before his capture, Woodfield was suspected of multiple sexual
assaults and murders. Though convicted in only one
murder, he has since been linkedto a total of 18 murders and is
suspected of having killed up toas many as 44 people, making him
one of the most prolific serial killers in U.S. history.
That is insane. He was busy.
I've said this before on the podcast, but I don't love when

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people dub serial killers Prolific.
Prolific. I feel like artists and writers,
they're prolific. Why?
Why would he be named the prolific serial killer?
Because there's just that many people that it was prolific.
Yeah, that's ridiculous. Got a lot of bodies, yeah.
Well, that's more. That's more insanely violence.
Incredibly unhinged and dangerous.
Yeah, scumbaggery. Yeah, not prolific.

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The majority of Woodfield's victims were white women in
their 20s, many of middle class backgrounds.
A great many of his victims, particularly in instances of
robbery and sexual assault, wereyoung employees of restaurants
and convenience stores located along I-5.
Woodfield traversed this in his gold 1974 Champagne Edition
Volkswagen Beetle, which seems like a popular choice of the

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time. Well, it's a popular choice with
serial killers because of the headroom.
That's true. Yes, absolutely.
Because Ted Bundy also had the Beetle.
They they ran well, didn't need that much gas, and deceptively
large on the inside. A lot of those cars back in the
day were deceptively large. On the inside they were really
tiny. But then in there you could do
all sorts of murdering activity.And there's, they're so goofy,

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like we had Herbie. The the the bug, the love bug,
The love bug. That's right.
And so that's what it was associated with.
I I I love Herbie the love bug. We used to watch that movie
series on a regular basis, me and my.
Mum, there were so many of. Them and at no point did Herbie
belong to this man and go and and start murdering a bunch of
people on the side of the highway.
He was just trying to win races for charity.

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Yeah, and how specific to kill people right off the highway.
Right. Well, you got to get in and get
out. Exactly.
And this is before all the cameras and everything like
that. This main artery was very easy
to flow through. Unlike many serial killers whose
killing patterns are characterized by cooling off
periods, Woodfield's murders andother crimes escalated very
quickly, increasing in successive frequency.

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Also unlike many serial killers,his level of acquaintance with
his victims varied. Some were his friends, some were
his Co workers, while others were complete strangers.
I mean the Co worker thing wouldbe the most aggravating.
Yeah, like, dude, I just fuckingsee you when I punch the clock.
Why are you killing me, right? Seriously.
I tolerate you during while I'm getting.
Paid, You know, he also cooks the fish during lunch.

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He stinks up the bathroom so everyone can smell it, and then
he's gonna go and fucking kill you.
That's so annoying. I would and it'd be like you you
and then you want to tell your other Co worker the next day but
it's like you're killing me. I'm not going to be able to.
Right. I wish Sherry could know about
this. I wish Sherry would fucking
'cause she would be like, girl, I told you so and I'd be like, I
fucking knew it too, God. The water cooler.

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The water cooler gossip. Yep, Yep, I knew it.
I knew if someone was going to be the killer in this room, he
would be that guy. Oh yeah.
In some instances, Woodfield's attacks were undertaken entirely
at random, while in other the murders were incited by rejected
sexual advances. Oh my God, I can't believe.
It you're ugly anyway. And by the way, you're dead.

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Right, right. And also he was definitely
planning on killing the person like before he got rejected.
He's just like however this goesbut definitely killing her.
It's got to be a thought. It is.
It's definitely a thought. You know, and it happens.
I think it mostly with women, but some people just get mad if
you don't have sex with them. I've I've, I've experienced that
myself. We're just like, no, I don't
want to. And then they get all mad at you
and stuff, But talk about a bitch move.

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Yeah, you don't want a hamster. Actually, if you want that.
And it's like just shut the because you're a fucking nerd.
I. Don't want to stop?
During his robberies, assaults and killings, Woodfield
typically concealed his identityby wearing a hoodie, a fake
beard and, most notably, a stripof athletic tape across his
nose. Just look at the tape.
OK, Nelly, why? Why does?

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What does that matter? It's a distraction, I guess.
I guess so, like this guy was stabbing me in the neck but all
I could see was the tape. It actually really helps me
breathe. I have some nasal issues.
Yeah. It's it's gonna be called
breathe, right? Now it's I have apnea.
Yeah, so it's hard to sleep wellas long.
As he sleeps. Police believe Woodfield may
have done so to obscure his features and prevent victims

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from identifying him in a policelineup.
Yeah, but you'd be like, no, yeah, it's the guy with the
Band-Aid on his nose. But you could take that off it
like, yeah. It's it's the guy with the tan
strip along his nose. It's the worst Farmer Tan of all
time. He.
Would do it during the daytime, yeah.
So I mean it could have happened.
The fake beard, There's no way anyone believed that was a real

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beard, but yeah. From one act to the next, the
descriptions were remarkably similar.
An athletic man armed with a silver 32 revolver and wearing
tape over his nose abducted a woman, committed a sexual act
and then shot her, execution style.
Jesus. And this guy is so psycho.
He's like, you heard them athletic.
Yeah, athletic. You heard what they said.

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But it's not very athletic to just then just to shoot him in
the back of the head. True.
Yeah, Jim Lawrence, a detective for Portland's Cold Case Unit,
noted Woodfield's egotism and the lack of remorse or
responsibility in his crime. I'm saying, quote, when he was
interviewed, he'd tell detectives that he'd never rape
a girl. I'd never do that.
I would never. Well, we didn't even.

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Except for the 40 times that I did.
Right, Mr. Whitfield, we didn't even ask you that question.
You just sort of you're just yelling that.
I would never rape anybody. Kind of makes me think that he's
raped a bunch of women. Yeah.
Did we talk to you for a second?I didn't rape her.
Right. Who?
We were just asking where the bathroom was.
He said he didn't have to rape anyone.
That's what this. Thing was.

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He didn't have to rape. Anything I didn't have to,
everyone wants to fuck. Yeah, you guys wish you could
see this Dick. He's gonna kill you though.
And Rule, who documented Woodfield's crimes in her 1984
book The I5 Killer, suggested that rejection and feelings of
inadequacy were factors that drove him to violence,
particularly obviously against women.

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She also characterized Woodfieldas a smooth ladies man.
But that doesn't even coincide. Like how is that a thing?
You either like you're either insecure and you can't really
like stick it with ladies and itgets you all in cell upset, or
you're really smooth, charming, athletic and things kind of turn
around for you. And maybe he could just level

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out in his brain and be like, hey, well, maybe, maybe
sometimes when I say weird shit like that, it doesn't go out
well. But then sometimes I can smooth
talk a lady, and maybe I can. Just have I bet you this guy has
45 seconds of game and if it doesn't work right off the bat
he's just unhinges everything. Frenzied.
Right. Oh my God I hate this guy.
She said there had to be something that happened to him

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sexually in his formative teenage years that caused him to
look at sexual activity as powerfulfillment as opposed to an
area of procreation and of intimacy.
Well, yeah, I don't look at it as an area of procreation,
right. Don't look in my area of
procreation. Sounds like a felony right
there. She concluded that Woodfield

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killed women as a form of rebellion against his
authoritarian mother and two older sisters.
Yeah, I don't know if the, I don't know if the sisters and
the mom had anything to do with this, but.
Leave them out of it. They were probably trying really
hard to make you not a serial killer.
Yeah, his mom was just like, don't kill anybody.
He's like, authoritarian. Yeah.

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I thought this was America. Rude.
Rude. So now that we have the context
where let's go back a little bitto December 26th, 1950.
Randall Brent Woodfield was borna post Christmas miracle.
Isn't. That nice?
Oh. Wow, wow, isn't that amazing?
In Salem, OR, he seemed like a which?
Town. Salem.

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Wait, no, not. That not the witch trial, but he
was probably thinking of it. He's like, I got to kill these
witches. Yeah, but.
Which town indeed? Hey, he was raised in the
coastal town of Otter Rock, OR. It's about 8 miles north of
Newport and 100 miles southwest of Portland.
And if you thought ska was annoying, you don't want to
check out Otter Rock. I will be here for the rest of

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the weekend. Wow, Yeah.
He was the youngest of three children in an upper middle
class Christian family. Just a bunch of belly slaps and
burps. Some.
Ruler Spanx. His father was an executive at
Pacific Northwest Bell, which isnow.
It's a now defunct telephone company.
So he was never around. Oh yeah, maybe he's always on

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the horn, yeah. You can give him a call, right?
Yeah. His mother was a homemaker and a
perfectionist. His two older sisters both had
wildly successful careers, one becoming a doctor and the other
an attorney. Guys, Yeah, absolutely, yeah.
He wasn't exactly unsuccessful. No, he had everything set up in
his life to for success. So he had a fine, fine life.

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Right. Woodfield's early life appeared
stable and he was well regarded in his community, which a lot,
even John went gacy. They were like, he's the pillar
of the community. Oh.
Yeah, yeah, because he was always giving all these young
kids jabs. He was jabs and then also he was
the head of the Polish Day parade and.
He was he was a clown at birthday parties.
He loved this. This guy was an active member of

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the community. He met Roslyn Carter, Jimmy
Carter's wife, and there's a picture with them.
Yeah. Wow.
So weird. Wow, he was the leader of the
Polish. It's not hard to fool the
Polish, I think. No, it's not.
But still you have to be become their leader.
Yeah, which takes a skill. His friends called him Randy.
He excelled. That doesn't make sense.
If you were like his friend, hisfriends called him Mouse Jones

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and you're like, well, that why?What the fuck?
He excelled athletically at Newport High, participating in
football, basketball, and track.However, during his adolescence,
he began doing some wild things.He started exhibiting sexually
deviant behavior, notably being caught peeping through windows
and exposing himself in public. Wow.
Which this was a time in America.

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This is, you know, the 50s and 60s.
This was before the trench coat had been Co opted by the school
shooter, right? That was, you know, the mark of
a creep. It really was because.
You're naked underneath and thenthat's whoop.
Yep. Well, how you doing then?
You're able to run off. I went to the Museum of the
Museum of Sex in Amsterdam and there's a fantastic statue of a
of a peeper who just like opens up his coat and then feels like

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penis and shit and it's really really funny.
It's a trench coat. Yeah, it's a trench coat, yes,
but like it's a statue and stuff.
So it's like different because I've.
Seen I I can't that was a thing back then where people were
like, I'm going to put on this trench coat with nothing
underneath and then I'm going toflash someone and then I'm going
to run. My mom said it happened to her
in Boston. That's insane.
Some guy in a trench coat was like hey come here.
And then they her and her friendwalked over.

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She was like 7 years old and theguy was just.
Like oh geez. What the?
Fuck she was like, that was a crazy experience.
What the hell? What is it for?
What does it achieve? Power.
Yeah, I guess they get off on it.
You always got to see if you can.
If someone's wearing a trench coat but you can actively see
their naked ankle, that's a problem, yeah.
Oh God, tube socks. An incident during high school

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where he exposed himself to a group of teenage girls led to
his arrest while his coaches attempted to conceal the
incident to keep him on the football team.
Of course they fucking did. His parents.
Oh my God, they're like boys will be boys we're fucking, but
he's like a solid fucking defense, so we kind of need him
for the game. I.
Hate you say solid. I'm wow.

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You've seen my hog. Yeah, everybody has.
All right. His parents were very
progressive, though. He they forced him to undergo
therapy back then, OK. That's good.
That is very progressive. Yeah, you will.
Talk about your problems with your Dick.
But I will say this is 1960s therapy so they probably just
shocked his penis every time it got kind of hard.
He's right. And then it probably led to a

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whole nother fetish. And it may not have.
Helped. He's probably sitting there like
you want to see it. And how does that make you feel?
How does it make you feel? After graduating from high
school, Woodfield's criminal record was expunged.
Not good, not good. He attended Treasure Valley
Community College in Ontario, ORbefore transferring to Portland
State University in 1970. Treasure Valley does sound like

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their diploma is made out of chocolate.
Does not sound like the name of a school, but that's OK.
Yeah, like it like their certificate is like Mr.
Certificate you. Got the Mr. certificate?
I did, yeah. Treasure Valley granola bars,
OH. Fantastic.
At Portland State, he played college football as a wide
receiver from 1971 to 73. In 1973, he led the Vikings in

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receptions, which was 18, and receiving yards 216, on a team
that went one in 10 for the season.
They suck. They were terrible.
Got 18 receptions. That was the number one
receiver. It was I don't know how many
games. 11 Oh they suck yeah. I barely didn't even get 2
receptions a game. Oh.
Oh my Lord. That's bad.
I don't even know sports and I know that's bad.

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That's bad. Yeah, Gary Hamlet, one of
Woodfield's coaches, recalled. When he was with me, he was the
nicest, most gentlemanly kid I ever knew.
Well, yeah, he wasn't trying to fuck you.
Yeah. Right.
He was quiet and polite, hard working and real coachable.
And real coachable. Which I will say is not a an
attribute often given to serial killers.
No, like they they took direction really well.

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Takes notes. Right.
Portland State head coach Ron Stratton once described
Woodfield's abilities on the field.
He said Randy runs decent routesand he's good going to the
outside. But he also mentioned
Woodfield's glaring deficiency. He didn't like getting hit.
Not by the safety, not by the linebacker, not by anyone.
It's a point of character. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, I

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don't want, no one really shouldwant to get hit, right?
Oh, if you're in football, you want bring it.
Usually people guys want to get hit.
Come, come on, Mary, Come back. I guess so.
You hit me, I'm going to hit you.
Also, for those concerned, it isalso known as routes, not
necessarily routes. Routes, routes.
Routes. The running the wide receive

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would be running a route, yeah. Route 66 No.
No, it's different. OK, move on.
Woodfield doesn't have it. He said.
Team mates and peers of Woodfield recalled him as a soft
spoken and kind of a loner who didn't have a lot of friends,
one teammate said of him. He was suave.

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He was sophisticated. Like all of these things aren't
matching. So he's suave and sophisticated,
but also a loner with no friends.
Yeah, I don't like. None of it is, none of it is
matching up right. He said he was confident in
himself, but not to the point ofbeing cocky.
OK, yeah, 'cause he gets like rejected sometimes and then
sometimes he's smooth with the lady.

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So he's like, just like a person.
Yeah, he's dude, dude. Other teammates described him
differently, saying he didn't really fit in.
He'd make out of the blue, off the wall statements.
He was always grooming himself. That carried over to the way he
played. Yeah, this guy's a little
different. He's fucking combing his hair
and shit, wearing deodorant. He's always trimming his pubes.

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Come on. Grooming himself is kind of like
like, he's like he's preparing himself to be to.
Be molesting. Molesting I'm.
Gonna molest myself. He seemed like he was more
interested in looking cute out there rather than getting the
job done. Oh pretty boy.
He was active in Campus Crusade for Christ.

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As people often are when they'retrying to hide a dark, dark
secret. Yeah.
My older brother did Campus Crusade for Christ, and then he
came out as gay at 22. Oh, my oldest brother didn't
come on until 22. But the weird thing is we would
go to like the gay 90s and stuff, and I was just like my
older straight brother. Look at this guy.
The signs were there just. Stuffing ones into a guys banana

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hammock? Yeah.
Yeah, every guy has this. Like, I didn't realize just how
queer my childhood was until I talked to other people with
older brothers. Yeah.
And I'm like, oh I get why I wasmade fun of because no one else
knew who D Light was in 6th grade.
That is hilarious. Oh my God.
But you said you you also had a giant a poster of Ru Paul.
My brother did, yeah. And I was like, that chick is

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real hot, Yeah. So this is an evangelical
Christian group and he was also involved with the Fellowship of
Christian Athletes. Very nice.
It seemed real important to him that he come across as someone
who would do the right thing. Almost like it was keeping him
together. The whole world is a stage.
This is all makeup. It's all set in the the His

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brand is very good. His personal K Fabe Despite his
involvement in athletics and religious activities,
Woodfield's troubling behavior persisted.
Woodfield was arrested on several occasions for petty
crimes, 1st in 1970 for vandalizing the apartment of his
ex-girlfriend and later in 1972 for public indecency in
Vancouver, WA. He was arrested again for public

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indecency in 1970, three, 1974 and 1975 so.
He just likes to, you know, he just needs to be in like a nude
like island retreat thing wherever you're.
Naked all the time, Naked and afraid.
Yeah, that. One, because he was naked and
everyone was afraid. But if he was just on a desert
island and he was naked, he might not be afraid.
He might be happy. Yeah, and other people around

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him might be happy. Yeah, although you might have to
kick him off the island. Yeah, at some point you probably
have to maybe kill him. Elimination.
Yeah, they're rough. Woodfield was actively being
scouted by the NFL, so he chose to.
So he chose to drop out of college 3 semesters shy of
graduating with his BS in physical education.
Bullshit. I mean phys Ed degree is pretty

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much BS. Yeah, but this is back when phys
Ed teachers were all fat and youcould see their moose knuckle
and they were all old and gross.Nowadays, apparently, they're
very attractive. That's what they say.
Yeah, it's true. I mean, I think everyone just
nowadays is more attractive thanpeople were back then.
You know, like 1950s, like everyone that is like our age
looked like they were like 60. I know, I know.
I've been watching a lot of old WWF videos, superstars from the

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late 80s, and there was a lot more hair.
But I do think there was a buff quality to them.
Yeah, buff. Yeah.
And I'm talking about the women.Very good.
He was described in scouting reports as running a four 740
yard dash. That's good.
Yeah. He cuts on a dime, has good
hands and catches well in the crowd.
Fluid and smooth. Hustles and is a good jumper.

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Not. To mention, he's kind of
handsome. All right.
In the 1974 NFL Draft, he was selected in the 17th round,
which does not exist anymore. It only goes 7 rounds now.
Yeah, 17th is 17 rounds like Eddie what is drafted?
It's like Vietnam. Yeah, he was selected 428th
overall. Which you think?
Shudder. Sanders had to wait a while.
He was drafted in the fifth round.

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This guy was drafted 12 rounds later than him.
Sheesh. And he was drafted by who, you
ask? Who?
The Green Bay Packers. The Green Bay Packers?
No, don't Boo them. They were one of the first
franchises in NFL history. Yeah, and it was.
They were paid for by the meat packing business of Green Bay.
That's where they were the Packers.
Oh, they're meat Packers. They're meat Packers.

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They're packing meat. Yeah, don't do anything.
In their cows, in their come on.But there's.
Nothing wrong with that. Cow.
There's nothing wrong with it, but that's wrong with it, yeah.
Players drafted before him that year included future NFL Hall of
Farmers Ed 2 Tall Jones. I hate that he was also 4 foot
11. Hey man, you too tall?
Egg too tall, Jones. Yeah, it was like an ironic
thing. Always is.

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Egg too tall and he's like, guys, that's not fucking funny.
Anymore, I'm down here. Yeah, exactly.
No, but he he really was tall. Yeah, he went first overall, as
well as Lynn Swann, Jack Lambert, John Stallworth, Mike
Webster, Randy Gradishar and Dave Casper.
OK, the friendly ghost indeed. Randall quit his job at the
Portland area restaurant Burger Chef.

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If you're cooking a burger, are you a chef?
Yeah. I say no, No, I especially a
smash burger. We've talked about this before.
Smash burger. Enter.
No, shut up, my God. I don't want to hear you.
Guys, start on this. This is if my mom and dad
actually fought physically or verbally.
This is I have PTSD but I don't even have that really but.
Smash burgers are delicious, that's all.

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They're fine and also not a smash burger is fine and the
debate is now settled. They're crunchy and they're
gross. Well.
You're crunchy and. Gross.
OK, so now it gets personal. You guys always make it
personal. He's.
Stupid. Well.
You know, let's move on, yeah. In June 1974, that was.
Smash hot dog. That would be disgusting.

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I would be, I'm hoping. We'll talk about it later.
Smash this hot dog. I will.
Whoa. The Packers sent him a first
class. The Packers sent him a first
class plane ticket, along with instructions for airport limo
pickups that would take him fromthe team's training camp in De
Pere, WI. Instead, he declined, choosing
to make the drive himself from Oregon to Wisconsin.

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Oh come on 1st class. It's so fun, Yeah.
When he eventually showed up fortraining camp, Randall was 23
years old, enlisted at six foot O and 170 lbs, which is kind of
pretty skinny. They talk about him being all
buff and stuff. Yeah, that's really, that's a
massive indictment on this man'scharacter.
Skinny boy. Yeah, he signed a one year

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contract for $16,000 with bonuses of 2000 if he caught 25
passes that season and 3000 if he caught 30.
And 20,000 if you kiss the coach.
Woodfield. He tried his He tried his damn
hardest to establish himself with the Packers during head

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coach Dan Devine's last season. Coach Devine.
I love him with fantastic drag queen.
You love her, Dan Devine Nice. In July 1974, Woodfield was
among the rookies who competed against the Chicago Bears in a
scrimmage game at Lambeau Field.How do you do?
Well, writing in the Green Bay Press Gazette, journalist Cliff

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Crystal sought out Woodfield fora quote.
Woodfield himself said. I'm pretty excited.
I'm just really thankful for theopportunity and he was
immediately cut. OK, fantastic.
Yeah, he he he failed to make the team's final roster after
the team learned he was caught, once again taking his little
peepee out. No way that blew it for him.

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Well, I mean, actually, it's kind of cool at that Blue River
because considering that his high school coaches were trying
to cover that shit up. Right.
Yeah, yeah. That's because the Green Bay
Packers are a wonderful organization that would never
have someone send Dick pics except for Brad Favre.
He was on The Jets when that happened.
Yes, and he was on The Jets. And he was on The Jets, so it
doesn't. Count it doesn't care it.
Does though. He never played a regular season

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game for the Packers. Following the set back, he
joined the semi professional Manawalk Chiefs for their 1974
season. All right, and he found a work.
He found a job working for Oshkosh.
Pig Osh. Pig Oshkosh, Oshkosh Pagosh
Oshkosh truck. OK, they might have delivered
the Oshkosh Pagosh down to everybody.
Wow. Yes, of course they did.

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Oshkosh, Pagosh. Oshkosh, WI.
Yeah. Oshkosh, WI is where Oshkosh
Pagosh was, yeah. Who else would have come up with
this ridiculous name? Oh gosh.
Oshkosh Pagosh In his one lone season as a semi pro athlete, he
would help the Chiefs to a Central State's Football League
championship game where they lost.

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He caught 2 passes for 42 yards.That's actually not that bad for
two passes. Despite these opportunities, he
could not shake his criminal tendencies during his less than
one years. During his less than one year
spent in Wisconsin, Woodfield was involved in at least count
him, 10 instances of indecent exposure.
Jesus, and again. I gotta say this, in Wisconsin,

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it's very cold. So I wonder if he was like, OK,
hear me. He's dedicated.
He's dedicated and also like, itwas probably really tiny and
he's just like, no, but it is, it's 30°.
Yeah. And you're the people are
laughing at his little penis. Yeah.
And he's like picture, picture this but like 30° like warmer.
Yeah, in California this goes a lot better.
It would just like be swinging to the floor.

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One Wisconsin law enforcement officer recalled years later
that Woodfield quote couldn't keep the thing in his pants.
Definitely sounds like he cannotkeep it in his pants.
This was following, of course, his inability to control his
deviant impulses. Yeah, 10 times in a year is a
lot of times to publicly expose yourself.
OK, but hear me out. What if his Dick had a little
hand and it was unzipping his zipper unbeknownst to him, and

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it was a Dick. He he had a hand Dick.
His Dick was being a Dick. His Dick was being a Dick well.
He he was being a Dick. Yes.
Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
So this you would think that this might be tall, tolerable
and semi professional. You know, leagues, but they were
like, Nah, we gotta get rid of you.
Yeah. I think it's criminal, yeah.

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It's a lot of crimes being committed, yeah.
Definitely creepy as hell. Yeah, but when you're semi pro
you're like dying for a good player, so yeah.
But you're still, but you're still held, you know,
accountable to the crimes of theof the lands.
He must. He was probably really fucking
creepy because it's like he saidhe got he got kicked out in like
what, 1975 out of a fucking sport for indecent exposure.

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I feel like that stuff should probably slid.
You have to go above and beyond back then for sure.
Woodfield left Wisconsin in late1974 and returned to Portland
feeling disgraced by his failureto maintain his football career.
He chose not to return to college and finish his degree.
He bounced from one job to another, usually as a bartender
or a bouncer, from house to house and relationship to

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relationship. Relatable.
He showed up. This is the moment where you
relate to the We all have it that they are people.
Yeah, that's the thing. It's good to remember these are
human beings, human characteristics.
He showed up at Portland State on occasion and would work out
with the football team. Get out of here.
Yeah, virtual already cut. Didn't you not graduate?

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Yeah, and when you're 24 at college, it's like you're 40
years old. Oh, it's so away from us, old
man. Yeah, it's pretty sad.
So corny. I had like people who are still
at frats at my college that wereliterally in their 30s and I was
like, this is the most awkward shit ever and they're like
weird. Just wait till the freshmen get
here. It's like get the fuck out of
here dude. I don't.
Know what you think you sound like, but it's not giving that.

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Yeah, yeah. If it's like Matthew McConaughey
and Dazed and Confused and Will Ferrell in Old School, it's like
funny for the movie. Yeah, exactly.
But it's real life. It's real sad.
Creepy as hell. One of the younger players told
New PSU head coach Mouse Davis. Coach, don't get too close with
that guy. He's strange.
Real strange, see? Wow, takes his peeper out.

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That was the end of Woodfield's association with the Portland
State Vikings. But didn't they know already it
was one of the younger players was like a freshman on the team
Was like, hey coach, you heard about this guy?
Yeah, I know it. Wouldn't it be like the
opposite, Like the coach tellingthe kid like, hey, don't, don't,
don't get too chummy with that player over there?
Yeah, he gets real sad when girls turn him down and he
starts showing his Dick about. It he starts showing his.
Dick, I guess you hear it through the Grapevine though,

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you know well. Maybe since it was a freshman,
it was just like, you know how like when students know more
about each other than like the coaches and the teachers do.
So maybe that was like a thing. They're like, no, no, dude, you
don't want to. You don't want to actually talk
to this guy. We've seen him at parties.
And of course, maybe you hear itthrough the Grapevine, or if
it's something about the male anus, you might hear it through
the gape vine. Nice.
Wow. OK.
And we're cooking. There you go.

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In 1975, several Portland women were accosted by a knife
wielding man. So now we're it's moving on up.
Sharp objects have entered the chat, right?
Your intrusive thoughts have entered the chat.
Yes, they have. He forced them to perform oral
sex and then robbed them of their handbags before running
off. So he so.

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He robbed them. He burgled a little bit.
Yeah, yeah. Some light burgling.
Hmm. The attacker was described as
athletically built and handsome.Can we end the athletic thing?
Why? Handsome.
Athletically built. But also why handsome?
Like Oh my God this guy made me suck his Dick but he was dreamy.
Like not for nothing. Could have been uglier, could
have been worse. Worse.
Like, you put the knife down. I'd do it anyway.

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Yeah. Law enforcement responded to the
string of crimes by having female police officers act as
decoys, which that's probably terrifying.
But but necessary. Go go on out there and say
you're gonna service people. You're gonna you, you.
Yeah. It's, it's a dangerous job.
Somebody's gotta do it. Yeah, I mean, it feels kind of
cool though, yeah. Then you get to stab or kill him
or something if he picks you up.Yeah, yeah, it.

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Could be like that one cop in South Park who just fucks all
the guys. Yeah, actually does it.
It's quite funny. An undercover female officer
walked leisurely through a park and a man wielding A paring
knife darted out from from behind the bushes.
Jeez, Oh my God, he started demanding her money.
Give me all your money. OK, here you go.

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Here here have $2.17. All right, go get a burger.
Like whoa, this handsome man. What a handsome guy that's like.
A handsome guy that I am playingall my money too.
Officers converged and arrested the assailant, who identified
himself as one Randall Woodfield.
So they got him. This is much more serious.
End of the story. All right, everyone.
Thanks for listening. There it is.

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Go home. Boom.
Upon interrogation, he confessedto these crimes, blaming poor
sexual impulse control, which heclaimed was a result of his use
of steroids. That's.
The opposite of what steroids are supposed to do.
They're supposed to make your winky all tiny and not
effective. Not.
Your winky, your balls. It's mostly balls is.
It mostly balls. Yeah, it's your.

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It's your testicles that it shrinks.
Yeah, they get smaller and then your muscles get bigger so they
look even smaller. It's like.
A double effect. Yeah, but I have no excuse.
In April 1975, Woodfield pled guilty to reduce charges of
second degree robbery. He was sentenced to 10 years in
prison but was freed on parole in July 1979 after having served

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four years. OK.
All right. I mean, yeah, sure, that makes
fine. Fine, I can accept those terms.
I don't like it. Yeah, former PSU teammates,
instead of condemning him, you know, walking the other way when
they see him at the grocery store, you know what they did?
What? They threw him a party.
Welcome home party. Yes, a little celebrate from

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release from prison party. Yeah, there it is.
If you get a celebration from release of prison, I guess the
only thing he was convicted of was theft, right?
So that's not. So they they don't know.
Yeah, but they kind of people doknow already at this point that
he is indecently exposing himself constantly.
Like there's no way people don'talready know him as a God.

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There's Dick out, Randall. Right, right, right, right.
Definitely gonna show his Dick at some point today.
Just fucking watch out. Yeah, he got the last name
Woodfield 'cause it comes from along line of field full of wood.
It's kind of a boner thing. I'm trying to make a boner
reference. You guys fill it in yourself.
Make it funny if you can. If you're driving, laugh a
little bit. Have a good laugh.
Walk the plank. Thank you.

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That's his Dick. Oh yeah.
He showed up 2 1/2 hours late tohis own event.
OK. Now that's relatable.
That's. Fashionably late, yeah.
All right, but that's not the biggest.
That's the biggest. Yeah, he's like, sorry I'm late.
I was in prison. Yeah, that's right.
Well then he should really be on.
Time. Yeah, he's used to being like

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the the. Worst thing that's true?
American serial killer and late to his party?
That's the real. That's at all.
Woodfield also attended his 10 year high school reunion in
Newport. He was remembered for showing
off his muscles and telling stories about his glory days in
the Packers organization. So lame is he Uncle Rico?

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He was there for one day. Oh my.
God, the glory days. Randall grew especially fond of
sending naked photos of himself to women.
Oh, this is old school too. You had to, really.
Do it. Yeah.
You had to like, wait with the Polaroid.
Yeah, he. Was in like he was in that red
room just taking water like putting the photos into water
like yeah, in them up with a clothes pin and he's like yeah,

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that's the Dick pic I'm gonna show her that's.
The good one. That's the one.
Reject, reject. Oh, OK.
Well, now we're working with something.
In late 1979, Woodfield was In late 1979, Woodfield was
photographed fully nude, his muscles oiled.
Oh God. Oil me up, baby.

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Right. Someone's gonna see this.
Uh huh. He mailed the image to Playgirl
magazine for consideration. Wow.
Yo, how'd he do? Well, the following May he
received a letter back stating congratulations, you have been
selected for possible publication.
Wait, so he was a Playgirl? He was.
He was trying to be a Playgirl, yeah.
He was. He was selected to possibly be

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selected. OK.
Well, that's pretty good. That is actually not bad.
It's a Play Girls Guy next door feature.
That is so, yeah. The peeping Tom serial rapist.
Yeah, the guy next door. Oh, that's horrified.
He's got an underground tunnel to your house.
Oh nice. God, it's kind of the guy in my
basement. Oh, weird.
Yeah, yeah, and single. Nice.

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Athletic and single. Wow.
Woodfield continued to wait for his photo to appear in the
publication, but it never did. So he just bought one every
week. So, you know, the guy is like,
so he's a little loaf, he's a little maybe gay or something.
He's like, no, I'm just looking for myself.
That's why he's running out of money.
He's buying every issue in perpetuity, just waiting for it
and it's never happening. Going to every newspaper stand
and he's like, what about today,Doug?

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Yeah, maybe they just forgot it from this one.
Maybe. Today, Randall, Maybe today.
He buys 50 of the same one to see.
Yeah, yeah. Just want to make sure.
On October 9th, 1980, Sherri Lynn Ayers, 29 years old.
She was an attractive X-ray technician and former classmate
of Woodfield's. She was raped and murdered in

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her apartment at SW 9th place indowntown Portland.
Dude, a classmate. I know.
Oh. It'd be so annoying.
Yeah. Her body was discovered on
October 11th by her fiance. Aw.
She had been bludgeoned and stabbed repeatedly in the neck.
Jesus. So this.
So he like he blew up for not showing up in the that was like

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his last straw. Yeah, that his nice guy spread
didn't come out in a magazine. Oh my, that was oh wow.
That's what drove him off the Cliff.
Yeah, what a supervillain originstory.
Yeah, holy. So he gets out of prison in July
1979, and then right there, justover a year later, he's going
from robbing, you know, terrorizing with his penis to

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stabbing in the neck and raping.Like that is such an escalation.
Yeah. 00 to 60, yeah. She had been bludgeoned and
stabbed repeatedly in the neck. I said that yes.
Ayers, a University of Oregon graduate, had known Woodfield
since 2nd grade. Wow.
That is crazy. What a fucking scum.
Oh my God. That's one of those where it's

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like, do you want to know how you die?
And then it's just this guy, this guy in second grade.
Dude, Michael. Yeah.
What? Michael Restrepo.
The guy who sniffs glue and smells like farts.
Fucking knew it. Oh, I fucking knew it.
I. Hate that kid.
I hate that guy. Gave me weird Valentine's.
Right. Oh, I gave a girl 20 bucks.
Wow. In 7th grade.

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Oh, I always knew. Yeah, Her name was Sarah.
Damn. Money, money, money.
Wow. That's my love language.
Money talks. But now I'm changing that,
though. Yeah, changing.
That yeah, damn it. During Woodfield's prior four
year imprisonment, he and Ayers had been corresponding via
letters. Multiple envelopes and letters

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were found in her possession, all from Randall's prison
residence at 26 O 5 State St. Salem.
Suspecting Woodfield's involvement in Sherri Lynn's
murder, Ayer's family provided his name to law enforcement.
He was questioned but refused tosit for a polygraph test.
Law enforcement was like the athletic guy who played for the
Green Bay Packers. Homicide detectives found his

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answers generally evasive and deceptive.
Yeah, but because his blood typedid not match the semen found on
the victim's body. No tract, the blood type.
The blood. Semen.
Blood type. I don't know.
I don't know about all that. And they just look up the semen
DNA. He's like he's gonna have.
To get it out. Well, DNA wasn't a thing yet.
The blood type. I guess so, yeah.

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Could you extrapolate blood typefrom DNA?
I don't know, maybe. We're learning here.
Are we Is it? Was it her blood type that was
caught in her body? That probably, yeah.
It's like we took all the blood that came out of her neck and
none of it would matches semen. Yeah.
Right. So no charges were filed.
Wow, damn, that's insane. One month later, on the morning

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of November 27th, 1980, Woodfield arrived at the North
Portland home of Darcy Renee Fix.
She was 22 years old. Oh no.
And he went there with the intent to assault Woodfield.
Had known Fix at PSU as an ex-girlfriend of one of his
friends on the track team. What, this fucking guy?
Wow, what an asshole. Douglas Keith Altig, who was 24,

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was also at Fix's home when Woodfield arrived.
Both Fix and Altig were subsequently bound and shot to
death execution style in the home.
Oh my God. Wow.
Also quick update on that. Apparently, yes, in many cases
blood type can be determined from semen.
Wow. Yeah, I guess we did learn
something new here. Whoa, you.
Never knew what you're gonna learn today.

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You never know, you can use that.
You could use that with the kids.
If you're a kindergarten teacher, use that with the.
Kids, there's a fun There's a fun little tidbit.
There you go. Ruined Thanksgiving.
This here? Who cares?
You know, common blood type match.
Whoa, thank you. Fix's 32 caliber revolver went
missing from the scene. Due to his acquaintance with
Fix, Woodfield was questioned about the murders, but law
enforcement found no concrete evidence pointing to his

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involvement. We just, you know, some maybe
not concrete, maybe just kind oflike small liquefy, like, come
on. Yeah, Plato something.
Something, yeah. After committing the murders of
Fix, Altig After committing the murders of Fix and Altig,
Woodfield began A began a seriesof robberies throughout the
Pacific Northwest. Unable or unwilling to hold a
job, Woodfield found robbery a convenient means of acquiring

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money. Well, that would make sense I
guess. Convenient, Yes.
Sustainable. Don't know about that, right?
With the side of molestation andrape as an added bonus.
Yeah, well, he was going to havehobbies, you know.
Yeah. His his MO was to park his gold
1974 Champagne edition Volkswagen Beetle miles away

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from his target. After the crime, he would use
his natural speed and athleticism to run back to his
car, thus removing himself immediately from the reasonable
vicinity of the crime. Just see him running patterns.
Fucking running like crazy just dashing for his car.
Yeah, man in jeans running, covered in blood.
Suspicious at? All exactly.

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On December 9th, 1980, wearing afake beard, Woodfield held up a
Vancouver, WA gas station at gunpoint in Eugene, OR. 4 nights
later, on December 13th, he raided an ice cream parlor
wearing what appeared to be athletic tape across the bridge
of his nose, similar to nasal strips worn by football players.
Do not rob an ice cream parlor. That's, that's for innocence and

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for joy and sweet fun, right? That's.
Just evil. On December 14th, he robbed a
drive in restaurant in Albany, OR on December 24th.
On December 21st, Woodfield, again wearing a false beard,
accosted a waitress in Seattle, trapping her in a restaurant
bathroom and forcing her at gunpoint to masturbate him.

(43:32):
Wow, that's. Every.
Of all the things, grab it now just stroke it.
It's like then then what? That's it.
Just do that. That's that's fine.
Really. That's OK.
By January 1981, law enforcementhad dubbed the robber the I5
Bandit. Let's just give him a really

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cool name, just so you know, he keeps on doing it.
Yeah, given his apparent given his apparent preference for
committing crimes along the Interstate 5 corridor on January
8th, he held up the same Vancouver gas station he had
previously robbed in December. OK, so he was like this one
works. Yeah, kind of going back at some
point, I was thinking to be like, hey again, huh?

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Yeah, wow. OK.
Interesting. This time he forced a female
attendant to expose her breasts after he emptied the cash
register. Wow OK that's annoying.
God, give me everything in your wait, your top.
Dump them out. Yeah, dump them out, Dump them

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out. That's what we say in Boston.
Dump them out as a mating ritual.
Oh my. Goodness, sounds like I'm at the
Karen Reed trial. Dump them out, sweetheart.
Yeah, dump them out. And.
I told her to dump them out. It's a Boston love language.
Yeah. Three days later, on January
11th, he robbed a market in Eugene.
The next day, January 12th, he shot and wounded a female

(44:56):
grocery grocery clerk in Sutherland, Oregon.
Oh my God. And then that's when I was born.
My birthday is January 12th. Oh, happy birthday.
Yeah, as soon as he killed that girl, I, I popped out and was
like, whoa, I feel, I feel weirdand like I was just assaulted by
an athletic guy. No.
Was he handsome? Yeah.

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On January 14th, a man matching the description of the I5 bandit
and wearing a false beard invaded a home occupied by two
sisters, aged 8 and 10. He ordered the girls to undress.
Sexually assaulted dude. Sexually assaulted them and
forced the older girl to performfellatio.
Older girl by meaning 10 year old.
Yeah. Yeah, this guy's a real piece of

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shit. So he just, he cracked and then
he just leans in hard and he waslike, fuck it.
If I'm doing, if I'm doing this,I'm doing it all the way.
On January 18th in Keizer OR, a man matching the description of
the I5 bandit entered the Transamerica office building at
night and sexually abused 2 cleaning women, Sherry Lynn
Hall, age 20, and Beth Wilmot, age 20.

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The assailant took both women into a backroom, ordered them
and ordered them to the floor. After sexually assaulting them,
he shot each of them in the backof the head.
Execution. Stuff, come on, it's, it's bad
enough that you're taking them through this whole ordeal and
they're, they, they're listeningto you.
What is the point of shooting them afterwards?
Right. Well, I mean, I wonder if he was

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like, no more witnesses. People are getting hot on my
tail. He's just like discarding
people. Like, I don't know, it's really
fucking weird. It like it feels like there's
no, there's no like passionate fetish thing attached.
Like usually people like will assault you and strangle you or
something. Yeah, he fully like, backs away
and then just shoots him. It's been said that the girls
who gave up a little bit of a fight were the ones that got

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shot. Wow.
Oh, OK. So like, if they resisted in any
way, that was enough for them todie?
Wow. Yeah.
It's not good. No, that's what I'm gonna.
Say, but that's the the theme ofhis looking.
Dude, just take a girl out on a date, yeah?
His brain's all messed up. Yeah, definitely.
But that's like the theme of histhat's his whole thing is he
hates rejection so much. So if you even hinted that you

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didn't want to do it, you're dead.
That's so ridiculous. This was generally keeping with
his MO, some sexual act followedby a 32 caliber caliber bullet
to the rear of the skull. But while Hull died of her
gunshot wounds, Wilwant actuallysurvived by faking like she was
dead. Yep, good move.
She lied motionless on the floor.

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I mean, that's a gamble though. It is a gamble.
But you have to just be like, fuck, I'm already shot man.
No, but but it's it's literally your only way out.
And I hear so many stories of people that, like, survived just
because they played dead. Well, that's what I think about
when we were talking earlier about whether or not you map out
in your head where you're gonna go when you're in the movie
theater in case someone comes inshooting everybody.

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There are people that just lay there.
But I don't know if I could do that.
I would just be running and I'd probably get fucking shot.
Yeah. Oh yeah.
Yeah, you probably would. You got a big old head.
Got a toaster oven head? Panicky little bitch.
Yeah, you might be the one that I would try to get under.
Yeah. Yeah, I would definitely like
shrink down and just like completely just.

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Well, it is disgusting and very,very sad, but people who survive
school shootings will often takeblood from someone next to them
that was shot, wipe it on them. It's it's brutal.
Oh my. God, it's a constantly.
It happened so much. It's strange to you.
You have to think about those things, unfortunately.
It's a survival tactic. Yeah, Jesus.
So yeah, she survived. She laid motionless on the floor

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with slugs lodged in her back inthe back of her skull.
That's insane. As soon as her attacker left,
she called the police. In route one officer noticed a
thickly built man fitting the assailant's description standing
at an intersection. Casual, you know, just trying to
walk back to his car. But just not.
Not crosswalk. Not.
Jaywalk. No, I'm not going to jaywalk.

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I'm going to stop. I'm going to wait for that sign
to tell me I can walk. You know, not a criminal.
What am I fucking? What are we animals?
But this was more than a mile from the crime scene, so he he
had already ran. Yeah, but a mile isn't that
much. No, but in the officer's mind,
it would have taken a hell of anathlete to make it that far that
quickly on foot. That's just a chubby officer.
That's just a chunky officer who's like, how the heck did he

(49:15):
do? That, well, this this is a
testament to his athletic skills.
He can't be that guy. Maybe he can travel through
space and time. Yeah.
Is it possible? He's encrypted go.
On January 26th and 29th he travelled to Southern Oregon and
committed robberies in Eugene, Medford and Grants Pass.
In the latter location, 2 females, a clerk and a customer

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were assaulted by the robber. On February 3rd, 1981, the
bodies of Donna Lee Eckert and her daughter Janelle Charlotte
Jarvis, who was only 14. Donna was 37.
They were found together in a bed in their home in Mountain
Gate, CA. And there's no is law
enforcement at all building a A?Yeah, like are they at least on
a trail of some sort? This is the thing.

(49:58):
They're all different jurisdictions back in the day,
so nobody's talking to each other.
That's right. That's right.
You know, cops don't like to talk talk to.
Each other now. Now they do.
I think they do. Now I don't know.
I hope they've learned that theyshould by now.
They do and they don't. But when they actually come
together, they fucking figure shit out.
Yeah. Forensic tests showed that the
girl had also been sexually assaulted.
They were both found shot several times in the head.

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That's fucking crazy. Earlier that same day, just
South in Reading, a female storeclerk was kidnapped and raped
during a hold up. That was all in one day.
Oh, he's just going crazy. Jesus.
On February 4th, an identical crime was reported 100 miles
north in Eureka, CA. So he's killing, shooting,
killing, rape and driving, doingthe same thing over and over

(50:43):
again. He's fucking, he's like, in the
thick of it. The same men, the same man then
robbed an Ashland OR motel laterthe same night.
Then on February 9th in Corvallis, a man matching the I5
bandit's description held up a fabric store.
So yeah. Come on.
And just anything that's open, Iguess.
He's got varying businesses thathe's, yeah, like you're going

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into Michael's now. Seriously.
Better leave Michael's alone. Yeah.
Go into, go into what is it? Lobby?
Hobby. Hobby.
Hobby Lobby, Yeah, Hobby Lobby. Go to Hobby Lobby.
Anyone. Anyone in there.
You should they don't they don'thave any business they.
Had a nice yarn a nice. Yarn.
But they're they're bored. They're very bored.
So at this fabric store, he molested the clerk and a

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customer before he left. Three days later, robberies
committed by a man matching the description occurred in
Vancouver in Vancouver, Olympia in Bellevue, WA.
The Olympia and Bellevue incidents included three sexual
assaults. Jesus during a visit to
Portland, Woodfield planned a Valentine's Day party at the

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city's downtown Marriott Hotel. For who?
For him, for love, for love, forthe love of Pete.
What? Wait, he he rented out an entire
event space and invited friends and acquaintances, former
players, you know, everybody. So he was feeling.
So he, after all his murdering, he's like, you know, I'm feeling
like a soiree. Yeah, I want to throw a party

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with all this money I stole. I.
Want to? Socialize.
I want to catch with my friends.I want to tell people how good
I've been doing. You know, been missing little
sandwiches. Yeah, some orders.
Some champagne and charcuterie, yeah.
No guests arrived 0. No way.
He was ditched at his own party.That's not good at all.
That can't because dude, that isn't like rejection and no one

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what a loot. He was like being a crazy
psychopath loser. He's like, I know.
And then I'll throw a party and then everyone will come and then
it's gonna be great. Just him sitting next to
standing next to a chocolate fountain holding a strawberry.
Just be like, fine, I'll eat it all.
I want this anyway. It's.
Single tier right After no guestcame, he drove across the state
to Beaverton and went to the home of Julianne Reitz, who was

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18. He had met her while he was
working as a bouncer at The Faucet, a bar in Portland.
He arrived at her home around 2:00 AM on February 15th.
Around 4:00 that same night, he raped and then shot Reitz in the
head, killing her. Her body was found at the bottom
of the stairs at about 8:30 AM by her mother.
Oh my God, it's. Horrible police investigating

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the scene determined that Reitz had actually had a glass of wine
with her attacker and also had begun to prepare coffee.
A package of instant coffee was discovered on the kitchen
counter and water in a kettle had been left to completely boil
away. It sounds like maybe she was
trying to survive spill. Like, that's my wine, maybe some
coffee. Or she's like, I'm letting this

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attractive guy in that I know like we might have a good night
together. Together.
Yeah, they worked together. They were drinking.
They were working. They knew each other from a bar
that they worked at. So it does, it does make sense
that she was like her guard was kind of down.
And yeah, and it's like he said,he's good looking.
You're not going to think he's like a full creep.
Although nowadays, you know, that's you're good looking.
That's extra creep points for me.

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I wonder if she was one of the people that didn't show up.
To the Valentine's Day that No, that's interesting.
It's possible. Possible.
We don't know that speculation. It's pure speculation.
By February 28th, the investigation was now focused on
Woodfield, but by then the I5 bandit had struck 3 more times
in Eugene on February 18th and 21st, and another sexual assault

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in Corvallis on February 25th. Detectives in Marion County
acquired a call log supplied by Arden Bates, the landlady and
roommate of Randall's in Springfield, OR.
She was the landlady. The landlord is like, hey, you
could stay at my place. Yeah, basically.
That's crazy. So.
It's a nice room. Yeah, sometimes people rent out
rooms in their house. Yeah, yeah, Airbnb.

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Yeah, this was in Springfield, OR, which is where The Simpsons
is based. Oh, no, yeah, I don't know.
In Illinois there. Springfield, Co.
Oregon. Oregon.
I didn't think that was the one.That's where Matt Granny's from.
Interesting they've been. Necessary.
For a long time. Yes, yes, that's South Park.

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South Park, Yeah. So when they actually pulled the
call logs, it showed a lengthy phone bill with a trail of calls
from San Francisco to Bothell, WA.
These calls were made via calling cards at pay phones
placed. These calls made via calling
cards of pay phones. Place Wood Field near all the
murder sites. Wow.
Right around the times they werecommitted.

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You don't want to make phone calls the second you're fucking.
Who is it calling? Probably the people he's about
to kill. Yeah, like, hey, I'm right down
the street. Get ready.
That's interesting. We think about the especially
with like the the case that's going on right now with the
disgusting guy with Idaho, BrianKoeberger, about Koeberger, We
think about the pings, the cell phone pings.

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I guess this is the equivalent of that, huh?
I. Guess it is 'cause it's like,
what is he like? Who is he calling his mother?
And then he's just like on his after a murder.
And she's like, did you eat? Yeah, yeah, I'm I ate just like.
All right, we'll be put your seat belt on.
I know. Mom, you know your sister's an
attorney and your other sister'sa doctor.
You fucking? Loser.
Well, we're going to need both. Yeah, seriously.

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Imagine if he was just doing it all because he was hangry.
Oh wow. Did you eat honey?
Well, he. Robbed enough convenience
stores, he should have a couple of Snickers in him.
A. Couple of Twinkies or something.
The irony was the son of a Pacific Northwest Bell employee
would be partly done in by phonerecords.
Dumb, dumb. Dum dum dum.
Detective Dave Kamenik of the Sheriff's Office of Marion

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County, Oregon led the investigation.
On March 5th, 1981, Woodfield was interrogated by the Salem
Police Department. Woodfield was said to have had
two personalities. Randy, the bad boy of.
Course. And Randall the good one.
Of course, that makes total. Oh God, you're becoming Randy.
I'm going to go fool Randy goingfool Randy now.

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During the interrogation, detectives would push Randy into
a corner with facts, then asked to talk to Randall.
Oh my God, this. Is these guys sucked?
No. Did they watch The Exorcist?
They're like, are we talking to her now?
Yeah. This guy is not multi
personality. No way.
Randy in the room with us right now.
Randall, can you access Randy for me, please?
Randy's right around the corner.Yeah.

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So they would try to push Randy into a corner with the facts and
then asked to talk to Randall. He they tried to squeeze.
They tried their best to squeezeinformation out of him.
Yeah, like Randall, we know you're protecting your guy,
Randy. Randy, we know you're a good
guy. We know, we, we know that he's
got you up against the corner, right?
Here. Yeah, this isn't your fault.
He's Randy's. But there is a way out.
Yeah, he turns 1. He turns One Direction for

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Randall. Then he's sure.
Now I'm Randy. Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pretty good.
This is my this is my good side.Yeah, and then they're like, and
you can see him physically changing. 1/2 of his body's
oiled. Oh my God.
At this time, he was also positively identified in a photo

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lineup by Beth Wilmot, the survivor of the January 18th
Transamerica office attack. The one who was shot.
In the back of the head and pretended played dead.
Incredible. Yeah.
However, he was released and returned to his duplex home in
Springfield, where he rented A room.
What? But why if someone caught him in
a lineup for murder? There's a number of fumbles in

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this. I'll say what the fuck?
Is that not just talk about the Packers?
Right. With the police staking outside
of his house, Woodfield spent two entire days burning all the
evidence in the fireplace. So they're just outside and
there's just seeing plumes of smoke coming out.
Yeah. What do you?
Think he's doing in there He's. Building a nice fire it's.
Like must be like BBQ day insidethat house.
Yeah, totally inside. You know how you do that?

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Yeah, yeah. During that time, police
questioned Arden's six year old son, Mickey.
When asked what Randall did for work, Mickey said he doesn't
work. He plays ball with us.
Oh wow. Why did it get into black and
white all of a sudden? Oh no, he's a good guy.
I don't know, he just gives me chocolates.
He gave me the spinny cap. He killed somebody, say Arden

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herself told police. He spends a lot of he spends an
awful lot of money. I don't know where it comes
from. After acquiring a warrant,
Woodfield was taken into custodyafter being positively
identified by several more robbery victims.
If I was that one chick that identified him, I'd be kind of
pissed. I'd be like, what?
That wasn't good enough? I was like shot and everything.
Is it because half my brain got blown out?
Do you think I'm stupid? I This is the guy.

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That's the guy they. Were like, yeah, but you were
shot from behind. So like, how do you really know?
Like are you fucking kidding me?His home was subsequently
searched. Inside, law enforcement
discovered a spent 32 caliber shell casing inside a
racquetball bag. Oh, of course he played racquet.
Fucking racquetball. My dad played racquetball.

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It's a it's a fun sport. I like the sound.
I like the sound it makes, Yeah.That was pretty.
Good. Yeah, very.
Good as well as a roll of tape that matched the tape found on
the victims, police also found that he'd kept every single
correspondence every single correspondence he had had from
the Green Bay Packers that's. Cute.
I really thought he was going tosay from all his kills.

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No, no Packers. From the fucking Packers.
Wow. Like, come on.
Oh, Randy. Oh, buddy.
And it's Randall. That's Randall's correspondence.
Oh no. Every letter bearing a green and
yellow logo. Every envelope with a return
address of 1265 Lombardi Ave., Woo, Green Bay, WI.

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So he just like writes to all ofthem.
And it's like, yeah, was the Packers today doing.
I prayed for you guys. Yeah, miss being there.
He even kept his wallet. The airline.
He even kept in his wallet the airline tickets that the Packers
sent him back in June 1974. So lame.
The tickets he didn't even use. So lame.

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Good Lord. So he I could have been
somebody. Yeah, that's what he, that's
what he literally is living off of now, is murdering people.
And I could have been somebody. On March 16th, indictments for
murder, rape, sodomy, attempted kidnapping, armed robbery, and
illegal possession of firearms were initiated from various
jurisdictions in Washington and Oregon.
California hasn't even caught onyet.

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In the summer of 1981, Woodfieldwas tried in Salem for the
murder of Hall. It's never good to have a trial
in Salem, I would say. No, you don't want that.
Burn him. At.
The stick? He ended up getting more charges
of sodomy and attempted murder for the attack on Beth Wilmot.
OK, Wilmot, actually God bless her, testified against him in

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trial and was key in the prosecution's conviction.
That's amazing. Nice.
She's the hero. Who is nobody listened?
You know Chris Van Dyke, son of actor Dick Van Dyke, who's still
running around this neighborhood?
Yeah, really. He's the Marion County District
Attorney. At the time I had no idea.
Wow, that's crazy. He prosecuted the case.

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Van Dyke would later characterize Woodfield as,
quote, the coldest, most attached defendant I'd ever
seen. Yeah, that makes sense.
He seems pretty sociopathic. Yeah, I believe it.
On June 26, 1981, after 3 1/2 hours of deliberation, Woodfield
was convicted on all counts and sentenced to life in prison plus
90 years. All right.
Oh, that's good, Finally. No kidding.

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Finally, my God only. Took 45 freaking crimes, yeah.
Author and Rule described Woodfield's appearance in court,
saying. Well, I hear the fucking word
athletic again. Get ready.
So annoyed. She called him Randy.
Quote. Randy had been touted in the
media as a massively muscled professional athlete.

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The man in person seemed strangely diminished.
OK. So we're good.
OK, good. Yeah, he's a fucking lie.
She said he's not Superman afterall.
No shit. He couldn't even be a pack.
Yeah, seriously. He looked, if anything, humbled
A predatory creature brought down and caged in mid rampage.
Well, this is really worse than a prison sentence.
I'm humbled. I've been humbled.

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It's like when you win an Oscar.Yeah, you're supposed to be
humbled. I'm humbled.
That's the exact opposite. This one is like you hate me.
You really, really hate me. You really are going to sentence
me to? Jail judge.
I am humbled. So if that's worth anything.
Yeah. Can I, can I go now?
Yeah. TV reporter Dave TV reporter
Dana Middleton from Shasta County described her first time

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seeing Randall, saying. I noticed he was quite good
looking. Now we're back.
I'm so sick of it. OK.
But then he turned around and looked at me, and I saw his
eyes. They were flat, dead eyes.
Shark eyes. It was exactly like looking into
a shark's eyes. There was no emotion there at
all, no compassion, just emptiness.

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I've never seen eyes like that in a human being.
Never before and never since. Let's not, let's not indict the
shark here. I think that sharks are, you
know, unique and some are probably more violent than.
Others I don't like sharks eyes.I would not, no.
They're like Bulgy and yeah, they're they are a little fun
dead. Yeah, I guess so far.
Yeah, I'm just always like, whatare you feeling in there?

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Yeah, I'm hungry. Sharks look fun though.
Yeah, they are fun. There's so many different kinds
of sharks. Baby sharks are cool.
Yeah, they get. There's a good song about them,
isn't it? Yeah, very.
Popular. No, I don't want it.
Never mind, sorry. I asked.
I started playing kids songs at Kaylena's bar while she was
working there the other day. That and she was screaming at me
to stop because they were. I did like oh.

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Because you were away. You were at the.
Yeah, I was just at the house and I was just laughing to
myself that there were a bunch of old guys being like, I'm
fucking leaving. That's actually fantastic.
Kind of hurting your wife's income.
Yeah, yeah, kind of nice. It hurts your kind of hurts your
own family in a way, but. But it's funny because then she
gets annoyed, then she comes home all angry and.
Without money over. The.

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Over the hokey Pokey and Baby Shark just on repeat.
In October 1981, a second trial was held in Benton County,
Oregon, in which Woodfield received sodomy and weapons
charges tied to one of his attacks in a restaurant
bathroom. Prior to this trial, his counsel
attempted to move the trial fromthe Willamette Valley.
It was thought that it was thought that because the

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publicity of the case, Woodfieldwould not get a failed fair
trial there. Yeah, OK.
Do we really care? Right.
I mean, yeah, it should be a fair trial, but yeah.
He already has a life sentence plus 90 years.
Willamette. Yeah.
I almost feel like at this pointhe he gets out of jail to go sit
in the courtroom. So it's like almost a nice thing
for him, yeah. I know he's having like a day
out, right? Field trip day.

(01:05:26):
Yeah, let's go. You have to go.
You have at least two months of like a bunch of court dates to
go to at least forward to. Good for him.
Let me patch this in. Prior to this trial, his counsel
attempted to move the trial fromthe Willamette Valley.
Willamette. Like damn it.
Like damn it, it doesn't. Matter.

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The judge in this case denied the counsel's request.
Woodfield was convicted by the jury and had an additional 35
years added to his life, plus 90years all right.
Despite the apparent links with countless other crimes and
homicides, Woodfield would not be prosecuted for the majority
of the crimes he was believed tohave committed.
Unable to afford multiple trials, the state of Oregon was

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satisfied with Woodfield's existing life sentence.
Right. Yeah, I would be too.
I guess it's sad for the victimsfamilies though because they
want to get him and yell at him and stuff in court.
Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
Even in California, where Woodfield was accused of killing
a mother and her daughter, the local prosecutor eventually
decided against pursuing charges.
Wow, they were like good enough for me.

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He's in prison forever. Yeah, I guess so.
'Cause I don't know. Is there a statute of
limitations for murder I. Don't think there's yeah.
So if for some reason he got a technicality, he was out there,
I'd be like, alright, let's time.
Oh, I don't. Think he's?
Woodfield is currently incarcerated at the Oregon State
Penitentiary. I always say that wrong.
Penitentiary. Penitentiary.

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Penitentiary Woodfield is currently incarcerated at the
Oregon State Penitentiary, less than a mile from I5.
In October 1983, he was injured by a fellow inmate during a
prison disturbance. I like that.
Just a disturbance, not a riot. I heard a ruckus.
Little. Disturbance he's.
Disturbing. In April 1987, he filed a $12

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million libel suit against and rule what the author who said he
was not Superman? The one bitch, I'll tell you
who's not. Superman said he wasn't
handsome. Like, that's where I draw a
line. Oh my.
Oh, if I could kill you, are you?
Listening to this lady's words, they're not true.
I am. Handsome.
I deserve $12 million. I'm Superman.
Do you have any idea how much ramen I could get from a

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commissary for that? Even if I was Superman, I
wouldn't say I'm Superman because nobody knows who
Superman is because he wears glasses and.
I am humble. The federal court in Oregon
dismissed the lawsuit in January1988, citing that the statute of
limitations on such a lawsuit had expired.
All right. By 1990, after the after the
discovery of more victims, Woodfield was suspected in as

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many as 44 homicides. In 2001 and 2006, DNA testing
linked Woodfield to two additional murders in Oregon
that had occurred in 1980 and 1981.
In 2005, a detective in the Portland Police Bureau's Cold
Case unit interviewed Woodfield.He described the killer as
quote, pleasant company. What the OK?

(01:08:18):
What's? Going on, well, maybe I need to
meet him. Maybe I just need to meet this
guy and and see if he really is this athletic and pleasant.
Yeah. No, seriously.
How'd it go? I got butterflies.
Very nice, really nice guy. Honestly, I kind of get it
totally. I, I asked him to honestly, I
asked him to flash me this conversation.
I kind of want to. See it?
I told him to dump it out. Yeah.

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Oh oh, I remember that. His hair was perfect, feathered
and combed. Who describes another man's hair
as feathered? This guy might have been a
little tutti frutti. He may have been sure.
It was the 80s when feathering was popular.
Oh my God, he goes Farrah Fawcett.
Yeah, he goes on to say more. He had a perfectly even tan.
Wow. It's prison.
Yeah, what's? He gonna.

(01:08:59):
Do he was allowed to go outside?He was working, Yeah, he was
working on his tongue. He said his nails were
manicured. Shut up.
He was very charismatic. Oh God.
Let me guess, his teeth were white, straight.
As narrow because it's so stupid.
Perfect eyes. Yeah, he felt very comfortable
in my colon. Wow, that's not part of the.
Question. Oh, it's not OK.
He said it makes sense because he would lure victims and get

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them to let their guard down. Well, yeah, yeah, this guy let
his guard down. He's swooning, literally.
Took him like 1 fucking cell night.
I'm like, can you sign my yearbook?
During the interview, Woodfield still confessed to nothing.
Because I think that's his thing.
He doesn't want to admit anything because I think
somewhere deep in his brain he really believes that if he

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doesn't incriminate himself, he's going to get off or he'll
be able to appeal. Well, because everyone keeps on
letting him out, so I wouldn't. Yeah.
He's. Not going to work one of these
days. Yeah, I mean, everyone,
apparently he's very charming. Yeah, so.
Yeah, talk is way out of anything.
During his time in prison, Woodfield Woodfield had been
married three times. People are marrying this guy.

(01:10:05):
Well, they also divorced him. He got divorced twice.
But did he do? The divorces or did they do the
divorce? I mean.
And he didn't kill them. I don't think he couldn't.
He couldn't reach far enough through the bars, Yeah.
Yeah. Some letters he wrote from
prison were sold online as a collection titled Quote The
Serial Killer Letters. Why can't you talk to me like
Randall does? You want a Randall in the

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streets and a Randy in the sheets?
Oh. Wow.
In one of these letters, he wrote to journalist Jennifer
Furio. You only care to know why
murderers strike out in anger orrage.
How should I know? What a question, Jenny.
What does that mean? Shut up.
You always know about their rage, but no one ever asks them

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how they feel. They're happy.
What's the euphoria like? Yeah, you only want to know
about murderers. How the fuck should I know?
I didn't do shit. Right.
And he asked her if she cared towrite more about personal things
or share a photo. Talk by the phone, Your choice.
Chow, Randall Woodfield. Oh my God, Chow.
You said Chow like a real fucker.

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Chow. Why do I feel like he lived in
Williamsburg, Brooklyn during the hipster uprising?
At some point, yeah. Like he was kind of like
responsible for it. Yeah, he could have invented
like mustache wax or something. Yeah.
He could have. Woodfield never confessed to any
of the murders that he's been convicted of, accused of, or to
which he has been linked. Though convicted only in the
murder of Sherry Hall, Woodfieldhas been linked to numerous

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other murders via DNA methods over the years, so that's good.
Criminologists and detectives have estimated the total number
ranging from 25 to 44, making him again one of the most
prolific serial killers in history.
Woodfield's is also estimated tohave committed over 100 other
crimes, so that's. Fun.

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It's a lot of them. He.
Is busy. Yeah, Detective Jim Lawrence of
Portland's Cold Case Unit describes most serial killers as
having a cooling off period. Yeah, according to Lawrence,
Woodfield never did. He killed and then five weeks
later, killed again. Yeah.
Then it was 3 weeks, then two weeks.
Oh, wow. I believe that it would have
been every few days. He was like the boogeyman.

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If you're talking about somebodymoving towards some form of
rehabilitation, they had to at some point acknowledge they're
responsible for their own behaviors.
That is not Randy Woodfield. However, he is super athletic
and pretty. Charming.
Yeah, right. Can't forget that.
Don't forget today, Randall Woodfield is still serving his

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prison sentence at Oregon State Prison.
Oh, he's alive. He's still alive.
He's 74 years old. I'm like he could live for like
another 20 frickin years. And still pretty good looking.
Nobody was wondering. Yeah, pretty nice.
Honestly the best cellmate on the block.
Prison guards recall that he loves to talk about football and
still remembers his don't care, still remembers his playing

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days. Shut up.
That one day on the Packer. That one glorious days at
Lambeau Field, I'm. Surprised that Silly hasn't
killed him. Yeah, shut the fuck up about the
Packer. Seriously.
You're the only one who calls himself athletic.
He's yeah, the the playing days were five decades ago.
There you go. He spends most of his time

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sitting on his bunk bed and ignoring the people around him.
OK, well, that's not very charming, is it?
He's probably one of those guys that's like, wait, wait till
you're not looking. And then he's, like looking to
see if you're looking. And then it's just like, looks
away. He's like.
Brooding. He's feeling sorry for himself,
right? He's thinking nothing.
None of this is his fault. Yeah.
That he shouldn't be there. Like he really wants the

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attention, but he's like, actinglike he doesn't, right?
The female guards say that when he sees them, he's up and about,
prancing around in his cell. Oh, he prances.
Still to this day, working on his hair, he's like Shawn's.
Shave his head. Shave his head.
That's the ultimate punishment. That would be incredible.
Yeah. Would that be unfair and cruel?
Cruel. No, not at all.
Shave his fucking head. Yeah, seriously.

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Whoa, this is crazy. Woodfield joined Myspace in
2006. What are?
Who were his eight friends? Who?
Wasn't his top A? And what was the intro song into
his website? Creep by Radiohead.
His profile was as close as he ever has come to taking
ownership of his past, he said. Quote I spend the remainder of

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my days in prison because I havecommitted a murder along with
many other crimes I once tried out for the Green Bay Packers.
Oh my. So that's all.
Right, getting closer to the truth.
There you go. The only reason I didn't make it
is because the skills I had to offer they didn't need at the
time. Yeah.
Whipping your cock out is not something they need.
No. We didn't need all that assault.
They need someone who likes to fucking get in there and hit

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people. Sure.
That's crazy. So he literally put that on a
bio? Wow I just seen that on
someone's Instagram bio. Hall 29, committed a murder so
in prison. Spend the rest of my days
combing my hair a lot and I'm vegan.
Oh, interesting. In 2011, the story of Sherry

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Hall, Beth Wilmot, Dave Kamenik and Randy Woodfield was made
into ATV movie titled The Hunt for the I5 Killer, starring John
Corbett as Detective Kamenik. I know what I'm watching later.
All right, well, they got a movie.
Yeah, we got a movie out of it. We got a, you know, a trail of
fucking blood and tears. Oh my God.

(01:15:25):
Well, what a story that was. Yeah, and.
He was just really, really busy.It's like they said, usually
serial killers do take breaks, right?
But he just like it just kept onbuilding and building.
He kept going. He was like, this is too good.
I need another. Yeah, yeah, the amount, the
amount he did accomplish kind ofmakes me feel bad about myself,
but I don't. Feel, don't, don't feel bad
about yourself, you know shit. You should.

(01:15:46):
You see how hard some people. Work.
We all have the same 24 hours. Yeah, we all have the same 24
hours. We all could be doing a lot
more, yeah. I wake up at 3:00 AM and put my
face in a bunch of of ice water.Is that what he did?
Yeah. That's cool.
That's a little cold plunge. Yeah.
And with that, that takes us to.Final thoughts the Packers made
the right. Decision.

(01:16:07):
They sure did. They were ahead of the curve.
Yes, they were. He was not good enough to be a
Green Bay Packer. They were the head of the curve
in his cock. Absolutely.
That's my final thought. Good job, Pack.
Yeah, final. Thought.
My final thought is, you know, it takes a village when it comes
to finding people who commit crimes like this in different
places. Everybody needs to talk and get
along, damn it. Yeah.

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And although people are still waiting, I hope they can find
solace in the fact that they probably already know what
actually happened to their theirdaughters.
The people that you know haven'tbeen officially connected to
him. Yeah.
And that's really sad. Really.
The answer is I don't the the the unanswered things.
The where are where is my daughter?
Where are these bodies? Yeah, Yeah.
I mean, did they ever not find abody?

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It sounded like he just shot them and left them right there.
Yeah, No, I think yeah. For the as far as we know, all
of his victims were found, but he didn't seem he wanted to get
to the next one. He wasn't like, I'm gonna go
bury this one. He really had no issue about
like, burying things. No, he didn't want to cover his
tracks or anything, not at all. Which is weird 'cause he still
was able to do a lot of it. Seems like law enforcement

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covered his tracks for him because he was so damn handsome.
Yeah, so seriously. And that is my final thought
which is ladies do not trust good looking people.
Yeah, uglier the better. Come on.
That's not OK. No, not like that.
But just I'm saying don't fully like like just fall for like
what you see in vanity and stuff.
Like if you have like a weird like intuition about someone

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just because they're kind of handsome, you shouldn't let it
slide. Should be like, no, this guy is
creepy. And if they're good looking,
makes it a little bit worse because it's like, oh he's
creepy and he knows that he can probably get away with some
shit. All right.
And do you guys hear that? You've got mail.
We have got ourselves a mailbag.Mailbag, Mailbag.

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On the Spotify comments for Wonderland blood on Laurel
Canyon, Unruly woman wrote to ussaying 4 on the floor.
Just reminds me of a manual vehicle with a 4 wheel drive.
Also why is Wonderland tied to horrible shit?
The Wonderland gang? Michael Jackson?
What the fuck? Yes, unruly woman, thank you so
much. Not a banjo, wrote in and said

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can't believe I didn't know thisstory.
He packed a hell of a lot into his life.
Just a shame so much of what he packed in was awful.
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