Deeply Unimportant: Boring Technical Readings for Sleep
If everyday bed time stories keep you awake, switch to the deep, resonant boredom of Deeply Unimportant. Your host, a former news anchor, reads boring manuals and codes as adult bed time stories that actually help you sleep. Unlike short bed time stories with engaging plots, this is pure mental white noise, with the calm of a sleep meditation podcast. Perfect for soothing adult ADHD, these are sleep stories consisting of reassuring, nondescript data. Experience the comforting cadence of the Deeply Unimportant.
Episodes
Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — an alternative to sleep stories and deep sleep therapy. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
Tonight, escape the analytical noise of the modern workspace to find comfort in the static, unyielding wire loops of early office standardization. This episode features an objective, technical audit of the late 19th and early 20th-century...
Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — an alternative to sleep stories and CBT therapy. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
Step outside the chaotic matrix of trending aesthetics to find refuge in the unyielding permanence of international industrial color standards. While the modern consumer world is intimately familiar with Pantone—the fluid, shifting palette...
Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — an alternative to sleep stories and CBT therapy. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
Today we honor a specific, enduring archetype: the quiet watchman of the family fleet. We escape the noise of the weekend to find comfort in the rigid, unyielding parameters o...
Sleep well to a deep, soothing voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This boring voice ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
This episode features a reading of Major Group 4 of the International Standard Classification of Occupations (ISCO-08), which catalogs instructions and duties for clerical support roles worldwide. The text cov...
Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — a CBT Therapy Alternative. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
Tonight, we step away from the noise of the day to audit the vast, international ledger that classifies every object of human commerce. We examine the World Customs Organization's Harmonized Commodity Description and Coding System, focusing our attention on Chapter 3...
Sleep well to a boring, deep voice — an alternative to sleep stories and CBT Therapy. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
Tonight, we suspend the chaos of a racing mind by auditing the rigid, geometric framework that dictates global document dimensions. We examine the International Organization for Standardization's ISO 216 framework, tracing t...
Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
Tonight, join us as we audit the silent, numerical grid that catalogs human thought. We examine the International Standard Book Numbering system under the 13-digit ISO 2108 framework. This is a technical survey of the Global Trade Item Number ar...
Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
Tonight, we audit the floating architecture of the high seas. We examine the International Association of Marine Aids to Navigation and Lighthouse Authorities (IALA) System A, the rigid, geometric language of navigational aids that guide the wor...
Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
Tonight, step away from the regional chaos of imperial measurements to find solace in the global uniformity of ISO 261. This is the International Organization for Standardization's definitive blueprint for the metric screw t...
Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
Tonight, we stabilize. We move away from the ephemeral nature of digital data and into the absolute, physical reality of the standard kilogram. We are not determining how much things weigh in a practical sense, but reviewing the administrative h...
Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
Tonight, we descend into the invisible architecture of the Windows computing environment. We explore the New Technology File System, or NTFS—the rigid, proprietary framework that governs the storage and retrieval of every byte of data on a...
Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
Join us as we descend into the windowless basement of the hospitality industry: the accounting office. We are leaving the world of thread counts and continental breakfasts for the far more rigid world of the 11th Revised Edi...
Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
This episode provides a sustained, clinical reading of the contractual obligations and digital restrictions governing the use of 3D design software VectorWorks. The text focuses on the legal definitions, jurisdictional limit...
Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
This episode provides a high-fidelity, clinical reading of the mechanical and chemical requirements for the manufacture and delivery of ready-mixed concrete. The text contains no narrative tension, focusing on the rigid tolerances of hydraulic c...
Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
Displace the friction of the day with an overview of the TAPPI (Technical Association of the Pulp and Paper Industry) standards for corrugated fiberboard. This episode bypasses the modern preoccupation with online commerce and the "unboxing" exp...
Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
Surrender to the granular certainties of the USDA NRCS Soil Survey Manual. This episode bypasses the emotional complexity of the surface world to focus on the 2.0-millimeter threshold that separates "soil" from "geological d...
Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
Fall asleep to a deconstruction of the ANSI/MH1-2016, the definitive engineering directive for the North American wood shipping pallet. This episode audits the rigid architectural requirements of the stringer-class platform, from the specific mo...
Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
The real world Beechcraft Starship (Model 2000) aircraft was a marvel of composite engineering and "ahead of its time" aviation technology. This episode processes the exhaustive preflight inspection checklist from the Pilot's Operating Handbook ...
Sleep well to a deep, boring voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
Fall asleep to a forensic celebration of the world's most ubiquitous analog instrument. This episode deconstructs the rigid engineering requirements of the wood-cased pencil, from the kilning of Calocedrus decurrens (In...
Sleep well to a boring deep voice — an alternative to sleep stories and white noise. This ASMR sleep aid is for relaxation, insomnia relief and racing minds that need to fall asleep.
Time is often treated as a fluid, personal concept, but for the International Organization for Standardization, it is a strict sequence of integers. Tonight, we examine the syntax of the moment, from the four-digit year to the Coordinated Univers...
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