February 18, 2025 • 67 mins
"This guy better get 5 stars for this trip"
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Episode Transcript
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What up, you dingus? This is definitely not good.
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The podcast would create stories, and they're definitely probably not good.
I don't know.
I'm your host, CJ, and I'm joined by my producer, Nuckety.
Hey, bitch.
Hey, hold on to your butts, because we got a very special guest today, guys.
I'd like to introduce you to Quicksalvo.
What's going on, man?
Quicksalvo made it to Cloudbite in the building, man.
What's happening, man?
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Man, we are blessed today.
Blessed to do.
We are...
I don't know what to say, man.
I appreciate you all for having me, for real.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate that you're here.
I don't know what this is, but it's definitely not good.
It's not bad, either.
I hope so.
What's this?
All right.
Okay, that's lit.
Who produced this?
You made that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
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That's all right.
If this is your first time listening, this is pretty much how everything works.
We are amazing storytellers.
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Amazing.
And it's our job, our sacred duty to come up with a story completely from scratch with
a little twist.
We have a series of wheels we're going to spin, each of them random, and depending on
where they end up, we have to somehow incorporate it into a story.
Is that story going to be good?
I don't know.
Definitely not.
Yeah.
So stick around for that.
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Also, stick around for some really special sponsors coming straight to you.
Yeah, they're very special, you guys.
They're special because they're probably not good also, but we'll see what happens there.
But before that, quick Salvo.
What's going on, man?
How you doing?
Oh, man.
I'm working on some shit, working on some big shit.
Big shit popping?
It's like project angst shit.
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Like I don't even want to talk about this shit, but it's on the way.
You know what I mean?
It's on the way.
Yeah, a ton of other shit, projects, music, chords, videos, all this shit.
So I understand a couple things.
So I understand you're a rapper.
That you also do GTA V mods, is that correct?
Oh yeah, 5M.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Play 5M, yeah.
Okay.
Gamer, gaming, gaming, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
What are some of the mods that you like to work with?
So like a server, like I'll be in this shit.
Lately, I've been Out the Mud RP, which is dope.
You know what I'm saying?
And then Heartless City RP, the two I've been in lately.
You know what I mean?
You gotta tell me more about that because I've played a little bit of GTA V, but I'm
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like...
You ever play RP though, like the modded version?
No.
Oh yeah.
Which a different game.
A whole different game.
Different game.
What you got though?
What are you gaming on?
PS5.
You get a PC, man.
So that's where it starts.
You get a PC.
Okay.
It's the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the...
The programs call 5M.
So once you get 5M, it's like unlocks the whole game basically.
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So yeah, when you hear people talk about servers or cities, City is a server basically.
So let's...
T. Grizzly has a City.
His... his is called Grizzly World RP.
So everybody... you can actually get in his server and play with him.
Like everybody in the city is an actual person from the ambulance, the police, the people
working at the stores.
What?
The people working too.
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Yeah.
Jobs.
You can be a mechanic.
You can be a slanger drug dealer.
You just pick your arc story and kind of build and then it creates a whole community around
your character because people are watching it like it's a TV show.
Yeah.
Okay.
So that's role playing like for real.
Yeah.
Like for real.
So terms and shit all with this.
It's crazy.
Like I play with Grizzly.
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Yeah.
This gaming shit is man gaming.
I'm gonna say right now is a fucking future.
Like it's the future future.
So what's like your... your... your...
I guess like your job of preference in the GTA world.
Oh, I'd be slanging shit.
I'd just be talking shit.
I'd be on some this type of shit.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm either banging with you join a gang and you just be sliding on people or you can be
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like a rapper.
I've been in there and been a rapper before where I'm just rapping, you know, we the rap
dudes in the city.
Okay.
The studios in the city.
What?
Yeah.
So you can go to the studio and you just like you pick what you're on and then kind of build
off that.
Yeah.
The last time I was playing GTA online, I was driving.
I just picked up a package, I think illegally.
I did kill a few people.
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A prostitute?
No, it was some kind of box with some illegal substance.
I took it, put it in my car.
I was driving and I was doing pretty good.
I got really close to my destination and then a fighter jet came through and shot a missile
at me.
Yeah.
See, they take the jets out and shit like that.
So it's more realistic.
They try to make you know, okay.
Okay.
But don't the servers like frown upon that shit?
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Yeah, like you can't kill each other.
The rules, the rules of each city.
It's so crazy, you got to fill out apps for certain cities to get in it.
Like fill out an application.
So who's your character?
It's a whole thing, bro.
It's crazy.
They want to make sure you're going to role play.
So they don't want just anybody in this.
Don't come in here being a fuck boy, boy.
That's fantastic.
Yeah.
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Wow.
So it's raw as hell.
I didn't game with the top side.
I didn't game.
I didn't been in there with Grizzly.
Who else?
Quano Rondo.
Okay.
I game with Swae Lee all the time.
He plays Warzone though.
So we'd be on Call of Duty.
Okay.
A couple more people I can't figure out the top.
Yeah, the gaming space is crazy, bro.
You can actually meet people, plugs and connections and we call that IRL.
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That's in real life.
So you meet somebody really in the game and then it turns into a relationship outside
the game.
Snap.
I thought I was a gamer this whole time.
Gaming has evolved past this, bro.
You become a gamer when you get a PC, man.
For real.
I'm a gamer in the sense that I had no friends, so I just played by myself all the time.
What did you play?
What's your favorite game?
I mean, it was GTA.
It was San Andreas.
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It was San Andreas for real.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
For a long time.
I don't really even know anymore.
There's just so much.
But it's all solo games.
I don't play no multiplayer.
Yeah, I'm not a sports dude, so people always ask me 2K and all that shit.
I don't really get any of that stuff.
I just started playing 2K because I found out it was an RPG and I didn't know that before.
Oh yeah, I seen that before.
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I actually tried it just for that to make the face and shit.
I made a dude that looked damn near like me.
I'm like, damn, this is all the story and shit.
Like, oh, this is cool.
I just spoke with you on that.
That's the only reason I play it, too.
I don't even go online.
No, for sure.
Speaking of role playing, I know Nuckaly likes to start with a little warm up for us to get
our creative juices flowing.
Yeah, you want to get your juices flowing, bro?
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Juices, yeah.
Let's get juicy.
Let's get juicy.
Hey, to the best of your ability, can you do me a favor?
Yeah.
Can you go ahead and hum the theme song to I Roll Monsters?
I Roll Monsters.
I wonder how I'm doing.
It's Rugrats.
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I'm just going to go.
Let's hear it, man.
I Roll Monsters, though.
That was I Roll Monsters.
Yeah, how'd that theme song go?
Damn, that's fucking me up now because the only thing that's playing in my head is Rugrats.
You're doing great.
Damn, I just remember I Roll Monsters at the beginning.
They say that part and then shit.
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I can't remember the theme song to that joint.
That was it.
That sounded just like it.
Oh, shit.
I know it did.
He got that part for sure.
There wasn't a song, though?
Yeah, there was a song.
You know what's crazy?
Nobody remembers the song, but for some reason, everybody remembers that they said I Roll
Monsters and they didn't.
There's no words in the song.
Everybody says it.
It's not just you.
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Like I said, this is episode 81.
I think like 40 people have said it.
They go, I Roll Monsters.
It does not say it at all.
It's a wild theme song.
It's wild.
Can we get a...
Wait, they don't say I Roll Monsters?
They don't say nothing.
Mandela Effect, bro.
That's a real one.
It's one of them ones.
What the fuck?
Nah, I remember that.
I Roll Monsters, bro.
I swear to God, I remember that.
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That's crazy.
Do they say at the end?
Nope.
Like at the very like the last part, like after the show's over.
Bro, somebody got it on tape.
I fucked that.
I'll tell you, because I know exactly how it goes.
Because I've done this so many times.
So I know exactly how it goes.
At the end, somebody screams and then it gets cut off like a record player and then you
hear Crumb laughing.
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That's the end.
What?
I got a warm up for you.
Can I hear the A'Reel Monsters theme song?
Oh, no, you cannot.
Dammit.
Can we get a hand clap for Quicksavo, please?
Oh, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Damn, just one?
Alright, we got a couple more in there.
Alright.
There we go.
There we go.
Not real shit.
How's that?
Is that better?
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I saw a little bit of your music video.
I don't know if it was your latest one, but I saw that you had some like pretty fucking
cool AI shit happening.
Yeah, that was the latest one.
That was like sick, man.
How'd you do that?
AI, Blender, fucking...
Fucking Blender?
After Effects.
Yeah.
Fucking Blender.
Just fucking with everything, you know what I mean?
So yeah.
Oh, the kid does too much stuff.
We can't quantify him.
I'm an anomaly, man.
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Just Quicksavo, man.
I don't know what to tell you.
A fucking bot, for real.
I'll be honest with you.
But yeah, this technology shit, I'll be on that shit tough.
Okay.
Yeah, tough.
And we're in some pretty interesting times.
Yeah.
So like, you know.
Well, then I have a question for you because like when it comes to technology, you know,
like using programs like Blender and After Effects and all that shit, how do you balance
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like learning that crazy ass shit with doing creative stuff?
YouTube.
YouTube Academy taught everything.
Got you.
Everything you need to know.
TikTok now too, but YouTube and TikTok, they will teach you.
You just got to be patient enough to sit there and learn it.
Yeah, take this out.
We don't even need school no more.
YouTube will teach you everything.
Yeah, everything.
So it's like there's a tutorial on anything you want to do.
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Just watch it.
So I learned by viewing like, you know what I'm saying, versus just reading.
So everything's fast moving.
So I like to sit.
When you're learning something that's really difficult, do you have a limitation or do
you just take it off and say like, how do you handle things that are?
Yeah.
So at this point from doing so much shit, everything correlates in some type of way,
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you know what I'm saying, that I'm doing.
So I kind of use that as a thing.
So a lot of shit to click.
So like, let's say Blender and After Effects, there's, there's, it's a little learning
curve, but for the most part, everything's similar.
But yeah, my attention span nowadays, bro, is crazy.
Like I swear I developed ADD recently.
That's what it feels like.
So it's like I piece by piece it.
So I'll do it until I can't do it no more.
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It might be 10 minutes, might be 15 minutes and I'm like, I'm done with this shit.
Come back to it later or something.
What would you say to someone who said, I'm not smart.
I'm a dummy.
I can't handle Blender.
I can't do that shit.
You can do anything you put your mind to straight up.
Like, maybe.
Yeah.
I ran from After Effects for so long, my homie used to tell me about it.
He'd be like, bro, you raw enough to do it.
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I know you can do it.
And he's like, you just got to sit down and do it.
So one day he basically forced that shit on me.
I'm like, all right.
I sat down and I was fucking with him.
I'm like, okay.
And then YouTube, just watching shit and kept going and kept going to the point.
It's like, oh, okay.
Yeah.
It's not as hard as I thought it was.
You make a lot of shit harder in your head.
Right.
Just sitting there.
You get it.
You get it.
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Yeah.
Once you start rolling, you start rolling, you get into it.
So it's like, yeah, that shit, that shit's real.
That's what's up, man.
Even producer, I be fucking with this shit.
FL, I'm back on my producing shit.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Back on that shit too.
So like everything correlates to like, I can see different patterns and different shit
to where everything's together.
Yeah.
Can we get one more hand clap for...
Hell yeah.
Yeah, we go.
It's a little quiet, but you know.
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A little quiet.
I'll turn it up.
I'll make it louder.
Appreciate that.
Well, we don't have a sponsor today, but we do have a wheel to spin to choose a sponsor
for us.
So let's get jiggy with it.
All right.
Copyright is good to say that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Let's fucking spin that wheel.
Brace yourself.
Don't get scared.
Today's episode is brought to you by Self Care.
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This episode is proudly sponsored by that motherfucking Self Care.
It's very important.
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Real good.
Quick, Savo, can you tell us about Self Care and why it's important?
You gotta love yourself.
So shit, you treat yourself how you want to with the world to treat you.
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You know what I mean?
So if you treat yourself like shit, the world's most likely going to treat you like shit.
So it's important to take care of yourself, especially getting older and shit.
I'm feeling the effects of getting older.
It is weird as hell.
Like, now that we're here, this is like, damn, this is what my dad and uncles was talking
about.
Oh, shit.
Oh, OK.
Joints and shit, moving weird, waking up back.
(12:23):
Damn, my back need to get cracked.
Like, all this shit, bro.
It's like, when I stand up, I make all these noises.
Yeah.
What does Self Care look like for you?
Uh, well, trying my best to eat as best as I can.
I need to work out more, too.
Like, I be doing a lot of digital shit, so it's like you're on a computer and in a chair
a lot or driving.
You know, those are my main things.
(12:44):
But yeah, nature, though.
I like hikes in nature and shit.
That's what I really be doing.
Parks and shit.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Especially in the summertime Washington.
That's where I'm at with the family exploring waterfalls and different views and shit like
that hiking.
That's fantastic.
That's good for the soul right here.
Hell yeah.
Good for the spirit.
You know, for real.
You want to go on a hike, bro.
Live in Washington.
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Yeah, for real.
Self care for me right now is to not go on Reddit.
Ah, right.
Or just the internet at all.
Yeah.
That's a battle for sure.
Oof.
Nuckety, what does Self Care look like for you?
For me, recently I've taken to try to take better care of my skin.
Because, you know, I'm half Asian, so I already got this.
My skin doesn't relent really, you know, like it's kind of already there.
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But I want to maintain that because I don't want to, you know, I don't want to have a
baby face with wrinkles.
That's weird.
Hell yeah.
Like Smokey Robinson.
Yeah.
Why did I think of that too?
I was thinking like, who got that?
Smokey can in my mind.
That's crazy.
Pat Sajak.
Making it work.
Making it work.
Okay.
Thanks, Self Care.
Shout out Self Care, bro.
(13:47):
Shout out Self Care.
Shout out.
You're doing great.
Hell yeah.
Man, so what's like, what's like your game of the year last year?
Oh, 2024.
She's going to be a shocker or something.
Power World.
I don't know if you got that.
Power World.
That's my shit.
I'm like, nigga, I'll sit there and be like, this shit is hard.
Like I stayed away for a minute.
I'm like, but I'm looking at all the reviews.
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I'm like, Pokemon.
I fuck with Pokemon.
Pokemon Go.
All this shit.
So I'm like, let me just try it.
I got Xbox Game Pass one day and it was free on there.
So I'm like, yes.
Let me try this shit.
I'm like, can we talk about the Game Pass?
Yeah, that's his question.
Have we talked about the Game Pass on this shit?
We have not.
That shit is clutch.
If y'all don't know, Game Pass is insane.
Not a sponsor, by the way.
Not a sponsor.
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Not a sponsor.
Yet.
On a real.
Speak that shit.
But for real, man, shit.
If you don't got Game Pass, you're fucked.
You don't even need an Xbox, bro.
You don't.
Just get you some Game Pass.
Exactly.
You can have all these games.
It's insane.
I got a Tesla shit.
So I seen somebody on TikTok playing the game.
It's just laggy.
It's delayed.
A little bit.
Yeah.
So they got to just tweak it.
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But once it's there, I'm like, damn, this shit crazy.
It's just crazy you can do that, man.
Yeah, exactly.
So I'm like.
Biggie was playing Sega Genesis in his car and now we playing fucking Halo?
What's happening?
It's like playing on your screen in your car.
That's wild.
From Xbox Game Pass.
Wow.
The one that comes with cloud gaming, it'll let you do it.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
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I mean, I have mixed feelings about Game Pass.
I'm not going to lie.
Like for me, like I love that I can play these new games, but I also feel like it takes a
little bit of the magic from the game a little bit.
Well, yeah, I'm being just to be honest.
Sorry, Microsoft.
So like, like going into Storm Binary or just like.
Well, I mean, yeah, I am old school that I like to go buy a game.
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I used to go to Hollywood video and watch the game and shit.
Oh, Hollywood video.
Yeah.
That's a different thing.
Game Stop, Game Stop is I'm good without Game Stop.
Yeah.
Same on that.
But I don't know.
I think Game Pass is great though.
Like is it going to kill gaming?
I don't think so.
I think it won gaming.
I think it.
You think about it, that shit kind of bit me.
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Like I don't know.
Y'all remember Sega Channel?
Yeah.
It was basically that.
Like this is an upgrade to Sega Channel.
It's insane.
And you have all the games, but you pay a monthly subscription and it's like, you have all this
Sega shit.
I remember they were thinking about what they did.
You know what I miss?
Yeah.
It's fantastic.
Incredible, man.
These digital shit.
And the fucking release day, they come out when the game come out.
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Speaking of games, since it seems to be the topic right now, I recently played Roblox
and I tried Fortnite again and I get it.
You get it?
I get it.
No.
It took me a while, but I was like, why are all these kids playing?
Bro, my son's addicted to Roblox, bro.
I still don't get it.
I never tried it either.
I'm like, man, what the fuck?
But I guess it's like, like you said, like kind of Fortnite, you know how they got all
(16:43):
the different games inside of one game type shit.
So.
There's a game on Roblox called Slime Slayer and I'm like, this is just some dumb ass Roblox
game.
But I got from level one to 151 in like 10 minutes.
I'm like, this is crack.
This is like dopamine addiction.
So I'm like, I get it.
I think for me and a lot of people in our generation, we, when we was growing up, games
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looked like that.
And then we upgraded throughout our lives to where games look like they look like now.
So to go back to that pixelated weird looking stuff, it fucking sucks.
Like it's really unattractive.
So I can't even bring myself to play it because I'm like, this is fucking ugly.
I think that's what kept me away so long, but I'd be seeing like like YouTube shorts
and shit, the different shit they'd be doing like in Minecraft or something like that.
(17:30):
And I'm like, okay, that's dope.
Okay.
They can build and shit.
I feel like somebody like you, if you got into that game, like it'd be hard to get you
out.
Yeah, probably would.
I like, I like shit like that.
Like you build and you got to manage, micromanage everything.
You know what I mean?
So how do you do it?
Civ is one of my top favorite games, Civilization.
So it's a strategic game.
Yeah.
(17:51):
Polytopia on my phone.
Elon Musk put me on that shit.
I seen that he played that shit.
So I'm like, let me see what that's about.
Same type of shit, strategy game.
Shit.
I think it's just hard to say no to a free game.
Yeah.
Especially like Fortnite with all that shit.
Fortnite is good.
I ain't going to go with you.
I'll fuck with Fortnite.
Have you played the Stranger Things games?
Stranger, nah, Stranger Things?
Nah.
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I ain't going to have a game.
So every season has its own game.
Right.
And it's like a, it's like a retro style game.
And the first two are free on mobile.
On Xbox?
On mobile.
Okay, mobile.
Okay.
The third season is on Xbox.
I don't know if there's a fourth game yet, but the first two, first three games, amazing.
Word.
Okay.
I got to check that out.
Definitely worth playing.
I got to check that out.
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We're gamers.
Yeah, I guess.
I guess we're gamers, guys.
I guess.
We went on a 20 minute tangent.
Someone's listening to this and saying, oh, I didn't come here to listen to games.
But the gaming community is huge.
Like I'm starting to see how massive it is.
Like, damn, this shit is bigger than sports.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's different now, man.
When we was growing up, it wasn't like this.
Yeah, it's different.
It's different.
Well, don't worry folks.
We're going to get straight back into bad stuff for you.
(18:56):
Bad content.
Let's do this terrible, terrible podcast.
Yeah, we're going to go ahead and start this podcast.
So our first wheels are genre wheel.
I guess we're going to spin that.
Yeah, we're going to spin it.
Like blades on a escalator.
What do we make of that?
Epic journey.
(19:17):
That's pretty vague.
Yeah.
What comes to mind for you for epic journey?
Medieval.
Medieval?
Dragons.
Do you fuck with medieval dragons?
Yeah, Skyrim.
I fuck with Skyrim.
That was one of my top two.
Hell yeah.
Back to video games.
I super fuck with the mods on Skyrim.
See, I've been seeing them.
I never tried them though.
I want to try that shit.
Yeah, the lightsabers.
Yeah, I think that one.
I was like, yeah, I fuck with Star Wars heavy too.
There's one where you can change all the dragons to Thomas.
(19:38):
Tank engines?
Oh shit, what the fuck?
That's hard.
I saw one recently where the monsters sounded like Gilbert Godfrey.
Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah, that's a good one.
I think that's a good one.
I think that's a good one.
I think that's a good one.
I think that's a good one.
I think that the monsters sounded like Gilbert Godfrey.
Oh shit.
That's hard.
(19:59):
I'm not even going to try to replicate his voice.
I can't do that.
Our next wheel is our setting.
Where is this epic journey taking place?
Epic journey?
Too fast.
A resort.
Resort.
Okay.
Epic journey to a resort.
Yeah.
Or like the resort is an epic journey.
(20:20):
Maybe that's the like right wolf lodge, but it's a it's an epic journey instead of wolf
Have you have you been to a resort? Yeah, I'm trying to think the last one though
First one that comes to mind though is Louisiana as a resort resort in Louisiana
It was like the LaBerge or something look like a resort shit. It's a big-ass hotel and in the back at all
Dope shit and shit. Okay, is there a resort in every state?
(20:44):
They're fucking better be there my the amount of money that days those plays we make
This is Kansas have a resort
I kind of hope not but yeah probably
Our next wheel is our character job. Give me a job. What is the job of the main character?
(21:05):
Thanks a rideshare driver, yeah, that's a pretty common job now. Yeah
I'm a rideshare. Yeah doesn't hurt. That nerd. Yeah, turn that button on get you some access real quick
I'm on the clock, baby
Our next wheel is our character flaw something's wrong with this rideshare driver. Yeah, what's his fucking problems? What's the fucking?
(21:32):
They just can't say no, oh
That's a bad one for that. Yeah. Yes, man. Everything's yes. Yes, man
Okay, and our second wheel second to last wheel is our antagonist who is the bad person was an agonist. Yeah
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Wind the wind wind
The wind the wind itself wins the antagonist the concept of wind. Maybe I have a skin kit skin problems
I'm skin skin skin so to read to recap
Let's recap this we have an epic journey. Yeah taking place at a resort or maybe we're going to a resort main character is
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What's what you call it?
ride share driver
Who can't say no and the main antagonist is a wheat is the wind mm-hmm
Quick Sava would you mind playing our ride share person today? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Nice
I'm right sure dude. What's a what's a good name? What's a good name for your character?
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Douglas Douglas
Freaking Douglas. All right
So Douglas is driving his vehicle. It's a little you know, like it's it's not a bad vehicle
But it's been through quite a bit. It's mistakes. I'm gonna say we're in Florida
We're in Florida and we're like flow rider
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Yeah, and we're right outside of a resort and he's getting a ping on his phone getting a phone call from his first client of
The day it's about 6 a.m. In the morning. Let's go
Really? Yeah, and he's and he's bumping that music. He's already ready for it
but the person pinging him is just paying him constantly just trying to like
Like just all this this stuff and finally he's just calling you the customers name is
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Right ray playing ray for us. Oh, yeah
Ray ray ray and Douglas so he answers he answers the phone
Try to think of a name for the button
Yeah, this is Douglas
I need you to come pick me up right now. I'm in like I'm in like the craziest
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I have I need to get somewhere like a zap. I know for no problem, sir
I'll be there in the ETA says 10 minutes 10 minutes. I need you to make it in seven, bro
I need you to make it in seven. All right, I get a speeding ticket man. That's on you man
You don't have to pay for that. You know what? I'll pay it. I'll pay it. Just come just come now
Sure, I'm gonna make I'm timing you so he hangs up and he just hits that hits that pedal man
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He's going he does a quick little donut in the little driveway, right?
And he's going down this winding road and he notices that he's passing a police car
He slows it down a little bit, right a little a little bit, but that wind is picking up though
It's it's actually pushing the car a little bit faster
So the car so the cop comes and what do you do? What do you do?
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You know, it's at the the siren is going in there the cops behind you
So I think it to myself should I take them on one?
Not only am I right here. I slang a little on the side. It's on the trunk. It's a couple of them birds and kilos
Mm-hmm. I want to risk it. Mm-hmm. Not for the business not for the biscuit. I don't I think I'm gonna take them on one
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So you hear on the intercom?
over
And that wind that wind is picking up and he's going 90 now 94 and
in front of the police like any shit
Please ss-carb
Fucking I don't fuck there's a guy driving really fast. I'm gonna pull him over
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So this this this chase commences and Florida has these really long roads without really any curves
So it's just like a kind of a long chase
But he can't drive race up the wind is like actually aiding Douglas in his
The police pulls over and he says god damn it and throws his hat on the ground and
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Lost yeah, you got away. You got away way to go, but he does have a picture of your license plate
Oh, yeah, so we're gonna cut to the airport Fort Lauderdale Airport. Sure
Okay, and and he's outside with the sign that says Douglas
Ray is also with a guy named
Shoe shine. Yes
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Tall black guy sunglasses. He's a little shady though. Like there's something
There's something that's not quite right about this guy, but he can't really real sketch about yeah
He's wearing a nice suit and tie. Okay, he's got these got black fingernail polish. Oh
Oh goth can't trust that guy
And so Douglas parks in front of Ray
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Ray is this him? Oh, I think that's him. I think that that looks like the picture from the from that from the Drive Co app
All right. Let's get in
Shoe sign sits in the front. Hey, hey, hey fellas. How are you going? Hey, man? Hey, hey, how's it going?
Uh, let's uh, can you can you just you know start start moving? Can we can we just go in a rush?
Yeah, yeah, you know, he's looking around all frantically like hey
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You know just start rolling the car. Just go forward a little bit. I ain't no problem with that man
I had a long day myself. So
That's just a suggestion just keep going. Okay, so I'll do it. Yeah
As they begin to go
You notice that a trail of FBI agents are following. Oh shit, and you're just speeding off and we're looking in the rear view
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Right it got you with a zoom G. Y'all niggas y'all niggas
No, no, no, no, that's not for us. That's not for us man. Just keep going cool
It all right a little faster, please
We can actually give you a really nice bonus if you do what we say. Yeah, I got I got a huge bonus for you
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, would you how much I want to see you? How much you talking?
Well first let's talk about this detour. We actually want to go to Tampa, Florida
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Tampa that's what?
Ten hours it's gonna be quite far. Yes
It's gonna be a quick job, but I need you to make it in seven seven. Okay, my tank is on E people behind us
We got to figure something out. This isn't electric. No, it's not
Why are you doing drive code without an electric car? That's crazy. It takes so long to charge man
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Tracking capability no time for this. We don't have time for this. Well, let's introduce ourselves. Let's be civil
My name is shoe shine. You must be Douglas, correct? Correct your real government name, correct Douglas
Watson mm-hmm. Douglas Watson. That's a good name. I noticed that you have Super Smash Brothers in the back seat
Oh, yeah, my favorite characters are Captain Falcon. I'm taking a sip of that Falcon punch
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What do you guys favorite characters you know, I'm you I'm a I'm a Kirby guy myself Oh Kirby
Hey, could you could you go a little faster though?
I'm punch out of shit with the 77 we do 80. Yeah, let's do 80 sounds good right do they have ever heard the term?
I don't play games
What do you do? That's not a game guy. I'm not a game guy. I'm more of a money guy money. Okay, okay hookers and shit
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Mm-hmm. Well, let's just say
Something like that
He shifts in his hands and he pulls out a weird artifact that's glowing
And it's glowing green and it's like obsidian
Oh, sir
And he opens it up and there's like this fucking glowing ass ring and it shines throughout like like it met in the car
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Oh shit, keep driving. Hey, what's that man? Don't worry about it. That's some ice right there. That's your hidden like we get that Johnny dang
Hey, weren't you supposed to not ask questions? Yeah, I don't want to talk to you
Douglas I
Just looked at it. I'm looking at your cool
I'm looking at your sign and it says you will not say no to anything. So here's what we need
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Okay, we need you to drive to Tampa. We need you to stop at KFC
KFC and
Whatever race is whatever they want as well. Uh, also chicken
Also, I would also like you to stop at Krispy Kreme and glazed or powdered. Oh, you know glaze
Okay, I like the lights. Um, but also also Popeyes because I don't like KFC. Okay, you're getting a phone call
(29:46):
Excuse me
Oh
Shit hang up
No, mine that guy guys crazy. That's my brother man. He'd be bugging out time. I tripped it
Wow, you just hung up on him either. I can never go through this every day the guy he's he's off his meds right now
I'm a phone relationship. Yeah, you know, I was got siblings
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No
He's calling you again ring rings better answer it. It's gonna be a long drive. Yo, yo man bad time talking
I'm working right now
I need my money Doug. I'm kind of in some shit. Some people are looking for you and
And what'd you do man, what'd you do looking for me? What'd you tell him? What what I tell them?
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I told him that you're a new bird. I told him everything man. I don't know everything. Oh shit. So turns out guys
I'm sorry about that. Then people might be on me cuz this guy right here. I bro me me me me at Popeyes man
Right there off the eggs. They own a way to temper
More of a KFC guy, but I man
Not sponsored
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I
Have a feeling that you have some shady business as well Douglas
Look man, I got I got a I got a bad gambling problem. Oh, yeah, that explains a lot actually. Yeah
Yeah, that's a loan shark. Actually, it's not my brother and I
Have a grand 100 grand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so then you could you could definitely use some money then huh? Yeah
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Is that but I got I like psychics
So my psychic told me the fastest way to get some bread to keep doing my driving thing
I'm gonna meet some pretty interesting people that's gonna put a lot of money in my pocket
Well, you're psychic might might have been correct about that. He sounds like a good psychic. What's a can I get their car?
There's one you got a car. Yeah, suddenly here
And right in front of you is a barricade of police cars. Oh, no. Ah shit. Don't worry pull over
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I'll handle this you sure he's got it. Hold on. Hold on before you do that. I gotta tell you guys something
I'm a hustler too. I got some chicken and birds and sitting back man. Oh shit here. Kill. I mean cocaine
Okay, okay, so if they search this motherfucker be all going down, so I hope you can talk
Oh, I won't need to talk. Okay, my man
Yeah, he steps outside the car and guns are trained on shoeshine and he pulls out the box and puts the ring on his finger
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Mm-hmm, and he controls the wind itself. He pushes like with an immense force
tumble like bowling pins
There are some deaths and injuries
All right, let's continue
Holy shit, what the fuck was that bro? No questions. Don't worry about it man. Just drive. Let's go. Y'all in the voodoo man
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What was that about?
Something like that. Magic? Oh, yeah. Yeah, a little bit, you know, but you know, just you know, you're going kind of slow
Could you speed up? Yeah, it needs to recharge. I can't do that again. We have to go
They start getting together and like the cops are coming
Pull, pull him over
One of them legs is broken
Fuck, damn it
Both legs at the knee
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Just crushed
They run him over
Shit
We got a bodyguys. We in this shit now
We in this shit. Where y'all get that in?
Just drive man, just drive
We're gonna take a short break and get right back to this amazing story
A quick one if you will, quick one, quick one
Don't go anywhere Cut, cut!
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And now let's get back to some definitely not good
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You know, I call that synchronicity. You know when like it's going on
I know she said wipers. Yeah, some good shit. I love that man. I've heard that's a that's a blessing right there
Yeah, remember the dance like
The 90s dance the reds arrived go ahead Savo you do you notice synchronicity like that in the world like
(35:16):
Match up. Yeah. Yeah, I be painted. So you guys have got specific numbers you see all the time. Oh, yeah
Yeah, like my homie he always he's from Chicago, but he always sees 253. He tells me that I mean
I you know Sam my area code is to that's what I'm here
Yeah, I just noticed that one of the beats that I did like it ended at 253
(35:42):
The middle of something I'm like cut it right there. Yeah, that's cool though. That's cool
Yeah, but when you told me that I start seeing the shit
I'm like what the fuck 253 you can just now see that a lot or 11 11 11 or 11
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Sometimes I do it on purpose
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Cuz I notice it when I be I drive I drive an uber and shit. Yeah
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Bass boy, thank you for joining us. Hey, what's up, man? Yeah, can you tell us a little bit about about yourself?
Like what do you do? I just I produce music
Me me and quick be you know saying we've been going like I'll tell you guys about the production
Yeah, we're going crazy like it just it is click. So, you know saying we've been doing a lot of stuff together
(37:07):
But I'm I'm a producer audio engineer all that shit
You know saying and you know, I stay in the background though a lot
But when I when I step out though, we do this shit like it'd be up
Fredrin right? Yeah, you know saying a lot of people probably remember me out here in Tacoma from selling CDs
Selling our albums. We'll make our own album covers and snap
(37:29):
We'll be out here like thugging
But making making it happen and you know when the internet jumped off like YouTube and like everybody's oh, yeah
You're on YouTube. You love your video. That's when it kind of died down because you know saying I think we lost that
We lost yeah, we lost that you know saying like an interacting like everybody's in the game
Yeah, everybody's in the crib now just trying to go viral
(37:52):
But it's like get out here and get you get you get it. You know saying
It's weird that I miss people trying to give me their CDs on the street. You missed that shit a little bit
Yeah, a little bit like when I walk around Seattle, they just they're still out there. Oh, they're still out there down by the pier
Yeah, okay. That's good. I still get it. I get it sometimes. I get it at Comic Con. I'm outside of comic con
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This niggas handing me see
How the fuck am I supposed to listen to this?
Yeah, that's true the dudes in Seattle now they had they had the CD but they had the QR code too
So they swoops and they got the PayPal Jones are not the paper but the shit like oh
Oh
(38:35):
Y'all trying to catch up
It was there for us when we you know soon. It was like man
What the hell we got to start doing getting views and doing videos and all that stuff like
Like you want no pennies for no views shoot how many how many how much you get paid for views not a lot
What's your what's your favorite bass sound man?
(38:56):
You wouldn't believe
I'm about to put I'm about to put y'all on this nigga be blowing speakers
We met in high school
To high school his room was nigga rigged
So like he had the studio in his house, so his room was wires and shit hanging and shit open
(39:16):
We like bro. What the fuck?
Recording and making beats and yeah, it was funny as hell. But yeah, he'd be blowing speakers
I had certain Vegas the ones with the orange
Surround around the speaker and like the shit will rip off cuz they're old school
I had the old school school so you blow them to blow shit the shit a rip off
You feel me to shit it'll rip off. I don't know if anybody know about so in Vegas this nigga Lily's blue is Cara
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Yeah, oh shit my shit. Oh, yeah
I just wanted to hurry up and get it slapping like I had the wire hanging out from the motherfucking ground and
I shut my hood and it connected both positive and negative and I woke up from a nap to the ambulance
Oh shit, I'm aware on my ass like room like your shit exploded
(40:08):
But yeah, but but my
Inspirations and who I listened to like what inspired me to like be like the person that I am
tech master PEB and
Newtown music bass 305 DJ magic Mike
He's like if you got
Go ahead Google them YouTube them and you gonna be like, oh, that's what the fuck you're on
(40:31):
Like and then you'll see what I'm on and you see where I transpire from like yo, I'm off that I'm off that like and
It transpired to this rap no rockin with quick and we've been we don't make groups and all that stuff
Like we we've been doing this shit for a minute
You know, I think if you're using your bass as a weapon and knocking people out, you're probably doing something, right?
Yeah, most definitely. Yeah, yeah
(40:57):
Once one more time I'm gonna say this one more fucking time death jam icon was a good game. Fuck you. Yeah
Yeah, if they were to bring it back at death jam who you think should be in it. Oh, there's nobody there's nobody now
Oh, wait, let's go we could put a little old niggas in it now Gucci Mary. There's no you got a house Kendrick beating up
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Drake yeah
You got to show his outline the shadow is okay real talk I'm manifesting this right now
I need to play a video game where I'm beating up Drake
Kendrick
(41:52):
Where we last left off let's recap
Douglas the uber drive or sorry not uber right? Right? Right?
driver drive co-drive co-drive is
Driving these these two gentlemen one's name's shoe shine. The other one's named Ray
But there seems to be some kind of weird thing happening
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Shoes shine has a mysterious artifact that lets him control the wind and he blew past all of the freaking police that had a blockade
Meanwhile, Douglas is also trying to kind of like avoid the police because he's got some he's got some heat in the back
Yeah, that's what you're going on. We're not we're not on your
The cops are after
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We do like to throw a wrench in our already broken story, so we have one more wheel called the topic wheel
Oh, let's spin that shit
freedom
Freedom freedom. Hey, uh bass boy. Can you play can you play our boy freedom?
(42:58):
Is this his name? That's his name. It's freedom freedom freedom freedom. Can I play him? Yeah. Yeah, you're the character freedom
I'm a character freedom. Yo, man, fuck all this shit y'all doing all this working. No, you're not in yet
You just didn't get in that's that's i'm glad you're right. So you're getting a phone call
So you're getting a phone call douglas is getting a phone call. Okay, you have another phone call it seems like
(43:19):
I think your phone's ringing man. Can you hey, can you answer that? It's getting it's really loud. You know
Hello, yo, it's freedom free. Oh, hey, what up, man? Hey, you know, you need to stop all that shit
What shit man? Man, you watch you watch me too working and doing stuff and just be free. Hey, man
I'm kind of shook up right now. I just I just witnessed some crazy shit. I can't talk. Fuck it
I can't talk right now. There's a um, we cut to we cut the freedoms house. He's in an apartment
(43:43):
What's his space? What does freedom spot look like? Is he kind of like chilling like a nice spot? Is he real free?
He's a minimalist minimalist
No furniture no calendar
You go up in there you like but you just want to be free like got a mattress and a tv
He's watching the news and there's a helicopter following. Oh shit, we're following this ride share. That's not what I wanted and uh,
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Uh, you look uh, uh douglas looks out the window like in his rear view and he sees that a helicopter and more police are chasing after him
This is not going too. Well, yeah, this is not according to plan man. Is that rain charge back up man?
We gotta get these people off us man. You gotta go faster. How far is Popeyes? How long we been driving?
It's been about three hours. I think about halfway there
(44:30):
Is there any way that you can drive faster? Yeah, it's faster an option. I got an idea
Yeah, yes, I like ideas. You gotta get in the back window with the rain and use it as like a boost with the wind
Oh
Like a fucking like a fly
Yeah, like or bend your shit. I suppose I can do that. Let's do it
um they pull over and um shoeshine gets into the back of the car and
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He is kind of about to use it, but then it turns a glowing red
Um, and and uh, it possesses him his skin turns into a translucent black
He's the one too many eyes
Turn hollow and he's now possessed by a spirit. Oh shit
You've used to be too much human now. I will destroy everything. Oh crap
(45:19):
Uh, he's just kind of wriggling on the ground. Uh, we should probably just leave him here
Uh, what you guys think? Uh, I got some cane. Maybe you can hit it and pass out
I don't know. Oh pop this time. That might be an option. I will destroy all humans. He seems pretty pissed off
Uh, he's just gonna calm him down there making worse you pack it man. Oh, no, no, no
I I don't believe in I don't believe in violence. I got a pat in the trunk
(45:42):
Uh, if somebody distract them you're getting a phone call from freedom and you're just gonna keep them on speakerphone. Okay
Hey, man, i'm in the i'm in the middle of some shit destroy. Yo, I think you need to pray more
Or you're radiated
Man, the shit going on I got boo-doo shit going on around me, bro
Because I told you to stop fucking with that shit. I'm not possessed. It's a nigga right next to me possessed
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I picked him up in the car and they trippin I told you you need to be free from that swoop
All that swoop ain't really hitting like now he's tripping. Now fact and you in the whip with him
You got that spiritual lady, man. What's her number? I'm gonna sling it to you. I got you need to put up on her
She might can't help. All right
Suddenly, uh the police get closer and once again this this entity now shoeshine
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Um, he floats into the air ultimate shoeshine and he forms his energy into um
into a black ball
Of wind and energy and malice and negative negativity and the negative
Onto the highway and they're all dead. He just kills it blows out half the block
(46:48):
every cop
The helicopters get blown off. Um, so again, uh the the helicopter catches all this but swoops out like kind of the wind
Knocks his turbulence off and it just it just is out of there man destructive. You see what you did
You see what you're doing?
You see what your ideas led to I told you to just drive faster, but no no
He walks back to the back of the car. He says
(47:10):
one star
One star review fuck up your rating now. We're going to fucking jail guys
But the text message just came in it says it's seven miles out. This lady's very deep in spirituality
I think she can help us out. He goes
I smell
Leaf he went with one hand. He grabs your trunk and plings it open
(47:33):
Okay, let's just break this
I'll pay for that. Don't worry about it
He grabs kilo and he just freaking throws it on his face and just the powder of it super cane. Yeah
Yeah, shit ultimate shine is a drug. He's a super cane shoe shine
and
Takes a deep breath just breathing in all the air and he just goes
(47:55):
Reverse effects and he's back to normal. What what happened? Uh, damn you just snorted a brick bro
Yeah, the whole thing is this cocaine. I don't know how you got it all in there. Oh, that was crazy
What happened? I've never seen anybody do that in my life. Hey, here wipe yourself off man. I see you got a nosebleed
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We should probably leave let's look like dude at the end of dangerous mind
(48:17):
I was gotta worry about diablo because he that was the brick. He's supposed to be slinging
Fuck
Bro, you got you got the brand for that speakerphone. Is that the police? Uh, that's my boy freedom freedom
He sounds nice
Snort the whole sort of all diablo's blow diablo's blow damn
(48:42):
We're gonna change our trajectory we're going to freedom's house. Oh, okay. We need a safe haven
I'm yeah, no one will be expecting that we friend pull up on you. All right, man. Come through man
I ain't got shit, but that's good. Okay, you got kool-aid but no picture
So they get into the car they drive off
um meanwhile, we're gonna we're gonna randomly cut to freedom's house man, he's he uh,
(49:04):
He's going over to his little like island. You know, he's pulling out some cereal
Um, he's he's he's filling this small little bowl with he's got gas coming through
And does he drink like two percent or is he more like skim milk? I'm an almond milk
Almond milk. Yeah, almond milk oat milk oat milk water. Um, milk and cereal's and uh,
(49:27):
His sister comes out
Um, her name is oracle
Um, oh she says i'm sensing a disturbance
Freedom she sounds mystic who have you been talking to? Yo, these guys have been poisoned with regularness
So we gonna have to figure this out, but they about to slide through. All right
(49:48):
These are my guys you're gonna slide through these voodoo ancient dark spirits freedom
Well, we gotta get rid of this. The only way we can fix it is how we do it. All right
All right, so you know this country's fucked anyways, I don't fucking care anymore. Give me some of that cereal
Everything's burning pushes frida by the way, and he takes his bowl and eats it
older sister
(50:12):
Regular trips him oracle. Um, we're gonna cut to some time. It's like near the evening now. Um, you know sunsets beautiful sunset
You know clear day marvelous lots of wind they get upstairs and they open the door and it is douglas
How do you greet freedom? You guys have like a special dap? Yeah
somebody
(50:33):
What do we get? What do I get?
Raise like is this seamless what's happening? Is this animal crossing horizons?
Freedom thank you for your
Hospitality, um, I guess we should probably be clean right ray. Tell them what's going on. Okay
(50:54):
Okay, fine. Listen, where the fuck y'all get that ring from man? Let's be honest. I'll be honest with you guys
Let's talk about it. Yes. Okay. So listen
we are
Explorers if you want to if you want to call it that if you if you had to give it a word
It's explorers. We're explorers and we went into this cave, uh
down down by the by the keys and uh
(51:18):
we found this box and the box had a bunch of ancient writing on it and uh, uh, uh,
shoe shine is kind of a
Uh, he he he looks into ancient dialect so he could he could read it and he he saw that it said danger
Please don't open this box ever or you'll be cursed with a million breaths of wind right?
But it seemed really cool and it was going kind of I figured we could get some money for it
(51:42):
And all we had to do was take the artifact and get all the way to tampa with it
But then the fbi got a hold of his
Is and they started chasing us around and we didn't and they they blew up our car
And they they blew up our house
So we just we had no other options but to call the rideshare guy, which is you that's how you came into play
Shit, so we need some shit man. Yeah, man
(52:04):
So we just got to get to tampa to drop this off and get our money
And get a we we all get a payday. We uh, you know, we all get a little bit how much you're getting broke off
You don't mind me. Oh, you know, you know
You know like 15 billion dollars a billion dollars. Oh shit. Yeah, so I get away like one of those right? Yeah
We'll cut you off
(52:27):
The oracle sister comes out and what do we get out of it for keeping me in freedom keeping you guys here
I wasn't really expecting another person to prove here
If you can buy my freedom because i'm just trying to get that I think it's on house arrest
I'm waiting. I mean I can do that just break me off a piece man. I don't give him his freedom
(52:47):
He'd be fucking up. Okay
In and out of jail for years. Yeah, you need a job bless him with a job. Thank you jesus
When I get a when I get a bill share me a bill i'll be cool
(53:07):
You know what i'm saying like at the end of the day, I got some cereal anyway, I got some oat milk
You know what i'm saying looking for arms
Yeah, I guess break me off a bill of that too. We want money. Damn it. We want money a little bit money
Okay, fine. How about a how about a billion dollars? Is that good? Uh ray? We don't have we're not gonna have a billion dollars
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I thought it was 15 15 billion. How about how about 300?
$300 what do you think freedom? Yo to buy my freedom?
I'm a minimalist. So uh, let me hold like
200 200. Yeah, no, I can do that. Why are you going?
Okay, yeah 200 dollars
(53:51):
I will drive you to the key peninsula or wherever you need tampa and then i'll thank you get the 200 get this heat off of
Us they won't be expecting us to get in your car. So how you guys know that the plug is not a setup
I guess we didn't think that through did we? Um, maybe we should have a plan b just in case this guy's like sketch
Are you high still off of diablo's blow? Oh, um
(54:14):
I mean i'm very wired
I'm awake as fuck. I'm not opening that box again or i'm going to I I don't know what will happen
Yeah, we can't open that box. We got the fbi on us. We got diablo kind of shook up y'all
Uh, i'm gonna like this stick up. Don't judge me
Oh, I like to get wet
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Spark it up
FBI and diablo and all the motherfuckers you got the dope dealers on your head because you
Bro, you you snorted all this all the brick. He gets a call. It's it's it's diablo
Uh, where my shit man, uh diablo, I have your money just give me 24 hours. I got you you're fucking up
I got you i'll double what you gave me. Just give me 24 hours. I love how diablo sounds
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Fantastic you got 24 hours. He's a sweet
Motherfucker you got 24 hours. I'm not playing with my money. You owed me. I got you man. I got you. I got you
So some time passes and they go down to um a raggedy old car
The oracles leading douglas and the whole group there
so, um
(55:21):
She drives a miata. Yeah, here's the deal. We're gonna go spin it in this shit, man
We got a laugh up game
So here's the deal. Uh, none of us me and freedom don't know how to drive. We this this car was passed down from our grandma
Um, they don't believe in wheels. They don't believe in wheels. So, um, who can drive i'll take the wheel
That's what I do for a living anyway. He's the driver. You're a rideshare. Yeah. Yeah, so the prophecy is true
(55:45):
Oh, I I felt that an evil spirit would come here and a driver a messenger would be able to deliver the spirit away
Remember that remember I was telling y'all I got a psyche here. She is wow. We're like this is like the universe, right?
Freedom this that's the shit. I'm telling you i'm telling you i'm connected freedom. Why are you always doubting me?
I mean, I guess you could stay have some oat milk and some you know, they have to leave they have to fucking leave
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Okay, you gotta get in his car. That smells bad
It smells bad in here
I got my bad. I get nervous and thanks for the car
Appreciate many things here is five dollars
I'll take that for your trouble. Hey freedom freedom gonna take that i'm gonna take that i'll take it. I'll take it
I don't need it. I just want to get you guys through what you guys are going through
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He goes to his tv and buy some robux
Freedom you coming with us or you're gonna stay here, you know, i'm gonna slide with y'all
Okay, let me see what y'all got going on man. I ain't been out the house and like grab that thing though
Okay, grab it grab it grab the dirty harry. Okay, I got a dirty harry. We might need it. It's a busket
You come out with a musket. Let me get this. Let me grab this oat milk. How many how many shells we got too, man
(56:57):
I mean how many shells we got?
I got about like six of them things in there six shots. I don't know if it's old though
I ain't using it. Well, I ain't been outside. She's just bringing me. I don't know what we're getting into. Uh, oh shit
Shushon you okay? Uh, this is it's starting to take over. We don't have much time
We have to hurry. Oh man, how hit this over here crush this down for you take it take it with it
(57:21):
Is that fucking cocaine more cocaine? Yeah, it helped last time man. Just take it
No, it's making it worse. It's making it worse this time. Okay
Okay. Whoa. I'm uh, all right. Yeah, let's let's go. Let's go guys
Um, you gotta go fast. I'm gonna go fast sonic
They uh, they go out, you know, the cars is they're on a different car now
So the police isn't hot on their trail totally lost them. Yeah, they're they're making some progress and they finally get
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It's nighttime now some time has passed and they finally reached their destination
Which is a Popeyes and an empty parking lot in Tampa, Florida. Mm. Yeah, I'll give you man
I'm going here get some biscuits. It's just biscuits
I like the biscuits just biscuits raw biscuits. You just ate the biscuits from Popeyes. Oh, yeah
Let's get a whole box of biscuits. No butter. No, honey
(58:10):
This is dry. I mean, I i'll take some water some water. Okay, we have some business here come ray
Coming coming
uh, they get out the car, um, and they go in front of the Popeyes and uh,
Uh, there's like in the parking lot. There's like a grate that seems to just be a normal grate
(58:31):
But once you open it and go inside there's like a very old
altar for an indentation or like a like a like a place to put the artifact that they have
Oh, wow. Are you all ready? Let's do this shit. Yeah, let's get this over with man
Let's get paid time to get paid all my fucking money
Um a Popeyes employee comes out. Hey, are you guys gonna buy anything? Because you can't park here
(58:56):
Oh, if you're not buying anything, there's no more soliciting. Sorry
Yeah, i'll move it. I'll move it. Is that okay?
Can we just come zeablo? Oh shit. Hey guys order number 92 the biscuits. Yeah the biscuits
In water, that's me right here and water 300 biscuits. Is that is that what you ordered?
A dozen a dozen biscuits suddenly. Um a limousine pulls up and out comes diablo
(59:22):
Fuck you found this fuck. Hey, man, you said 24. Give me 24 man. I still got six hours left
Keep fucking up. You know what?
Hey, get your man over here. Look like he's been snorting my stuff. He still has it all over his face total coincidence
I can explain everything man. You just gotta chill out
Yeah, sir, you also can't park here and like your body pop out he gets stabbed by diablo
(59:50):
Oh my god my fucking money. I want my fucking money 24 hours. You got 20
20 hours 20 left. Yeah 20 hours left motherfucker
Shoe sign pops up before he puts it in so wait you you came here to tell him he had 20 hours left
He had 20 hours left motherfucker. He wasn't answering the phones. I'm not playing with the phone die, man
You know what you got you have 20 hours motherfucker like you see what I did to this motherfucker
(01:00:14):
I don't care. I do this shit for fun. I do this shit for fun. I don't give a fuck. I'm crazy
Well diablo, would you would you like this artifact?
And we are indebted to our driver and uh, we want to pay it back. So come on man
What the fuck i'm supposed to do with this shit. It's worth much much money. I assure you where I take this shit
(01:00:35):
Just just touch it. Just touch it. Just touch it
Oh, what is it the end of space jam?
So he touches it
and um
He becomes one with the spirit
um, he is he is now possessed by the the spirit which we're just gonna call the
Wind devil the wind devil. Yeah
(01:00:58):
So are you are you good diablo? Like I just gave you wind devil powers. All right, is this adequate compensation?
Let me let me see. Ooh
Yeah, we good can we can we go
Oh shit
(01:01:20):
Is he dead? Let me check his pockets poke him poke him poke him. Hey poke him. He dead. Oh shit. He's dead
Oh, that wasn't part of the plan, but i'm out of debt. Okay
Um, I guess i'll just go ahead and put this back into the inscription
He puts it into the slot
and um a glow emits in the entire popeyes parking lot
(01:01:41):
um
And it just all the whole ground shuffles like an earthquake and then it settles into back into its space
Wow, that was that was some shit. Wow. See I told you y'all you guys it's free now. Stop looking around
He's not dead. He's not dead. That's freedom freedom freedom. Oh freedom. Okay
(01:02:01):
All right, freedom's last name is of speech
We I guess we did it we did it we did it I can't believe it we actually did it
Where we go from here, man? We got to tampa. Where's uh, where's the money?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we need to get paid. How do how do we get our money man? Oh, um
Kind of used all our money to get here. Oh
(01:02:24):
Perfect some bills when I was checking diablo. I got his keys. Let's check the trunk. Oh, oh, yeah
Yeah, open it up and just load it big time. Yeah
Millions of dollars the whole interior of the bar is gold
Can we go ahead and get that like mission success sound from gta?
(01:02:51):
That's the end guys
Did it we've done it y'all we fucking did it can't believe it. Wow. What an amazing story we've just told
Hey, just give me my five bucks. I'll be cool
Give me some milk and some water. I'm cool. I'm about to go back to the crib and lay on the floor, right?
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I want to thank uh our guests quick savvo and our unexpected guests, but very much appreciated to have on the show
So bass boy in the hands of the building. Thank you so much gentlemen. You guys man. It's fun. Hey y'all did that thing
I was like
I didn't know what I was coming into he told me I was like well, hold on
(01:03:32):
What we do improv just just fit in right like a puzzle piece. It's perfect right on in there
Um, where can they find you guys online?
um my
Instagram instagram instagram youtube every handle basically the same q i c c q u i c c s a v o
on everything instagram tiktok
YouTube and then also follow the podcast page gt. Ke tv
(01:03:58):
on um instagram
youtube
Tik-tok, what's your social media of choice now?
Tik-tok, okay, and they're back. Yeah for now. I guess we got what 60 days so we figured
For somebody to buy it. Yeah, interesting. Yeah to be continued to be continued
(01:04:18):
It's gonna be somebody you don't want to buy it, but they're gonna buy it. So yeah
This is weird weird as fuck, but very weird weird times and it's gonna get weirder. Yeah, no for real
We're only what nine days into the weirdness and it's
Oh shit, I've already weird. You know the good thing about this show. I actually forgot
It was 2025 for just one just for one moment
(01:04:39):
Like shit
Um, thank you so much quick. Sov. Oh, no for sure. Thank you guys bro. Appreciate you guys for sure
Absolutely, man, and and bass boy. Where where can they find you online? Just type in on google. I'm on google
B a s s b o i googling with a little with a little space and then ent and it'll pop up
I'll pop up. You know the same googling with you know
(01:05:02):
Gtk, I rock that rock with whatever my guy rock with that's what I rock with you go
You go and see me around. Okay, hear me around. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's do it
Nuckety, where can they find your ass who me? Um, you can find me. Um
In st. Louis rolling on does
This is like the guy I say this like a thousand you can find me at nuqady on everything
(01:05:27):
Um all of that, you know tiktok
Um spotify, um, you know all of that, uh, you can hit me up
If you need to be sir studio time or whatever and you know, i'll be there like michael jackson
You know, yeah do hit him up for some beats do it. It's decked out in here, man
It's real decked out. I like it and it's out here man. You got great
(01:05:50):
Thanks guys, this is very real good. Thank you very much
Uh, check us out at linktree.com slash dng pod click the merch link buy yourself a definitely not good shirt
Or definitely not good hat on a gang and if you want to support the show, um
Go ahead and leave us five stars on your platform of choice. We'd appreciate it
Very much. We'll give you a big ass fucking kiss and shit
(01:06:12):
It won't be me, but maybe nuckety will do that. They will kiss you right on the mouth
Do wipes or tissue?
He gave his answer. Wait, wait, wait, we gotta see what you're doing. Dude wipes or tissue. Yeah, what you using man?
What you got in the bathroom?
I'm a bidet also
No way, I tell you son it's real tickling
(01:06:34):
So how you doing you just install them bitches? Yeah. Yeah, they're cheaper than you think you just hook them onto your toilet
What it's weird at first. I'm like, I'm looking to this. Yeah, you get used to it. I'm do wiping though, you know, okay
I'm saving a fortune on toilet paper. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it makes two sheets of dumb. That makes a lot of sense
I think freedom should look into that
(01:06:55):
Thanks for listening guys, we'll catch you next time fuck you bye
Bye
What up, you dingus? This is definitely not good.
(00:03):
The podcast would create stories, and they're definitely probably not good.
I don't know.
I'm your host, CJ, and I'm joined by my producer, Nuckety.
Hey, bitch.
Hey, hold on to your butts, because we got a very special guest today, guys.
I'd like to introduce you to Quicksalvo.
What's going on, man?
Quicksalvo made it to Cloudbite in the building, man.
What's happening, man?
(00:23):
Man, we are blessed today.
Blessed to do.
We are...
I don't know what to say, man.
I appreciate you all for having me, for real.
I appreciate you.
I appreciate that you're here.
I don't know what this is, but it's definitely not good.
It's not bad, either.
I hope so.
What's this?
All right.
Okay, that's lit.
Who produced this?
You made that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
(00:44):
That's all right.
If this is your first time listening, this is pretty much how everything works.
We are amazing storytellers.
(01:06):
Amazing.
And it's our job, our sacred duty to come up with a story completely from scratch with
a little twist.
We have a series of wheels we're going to spin, each of them random, and depending on
where they end up, we have to somehow incorporate it into a story.
Is that story going to be good?
I don't know.
Definitely not.
Yeah.
So stick around for that.
(01:27):
Also, stick around for some really special sponsors coming straight to you.
Yeah, they're very special, you guys.
They're special because they're probably not good also, but we'll see what happens there.
But before that, quick Salvo.
What's going on, man?
How you doing?
Oh, man.
I'm working on some shit, working on some big shit.
Big shit popping?
It's like project angst shit.
(01:48):
Like I don't even want to talk about this shit, but it's on the way.
You know what I mean?
It's on the way.
Yeah, a ton of other shit, projects, music, chords, videos, all this shit.
So I understand a couple things.
So I understand you're a rapper.
That you also do GTA V mods, is that correct?
Oh yeah, 5M.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(02:08):
Play 5M, yeah.
Okay.
Gamer, gaming, gaming, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
What are some of the mods that you like to work with?
So like a server, like I'll be in this shit.
Lately, I've been Out the Mud RP, which is dope.
You know what I'm saying?
And then Heartless City RP, the two I've been in lately.
You know what I mean?
You gotta tell me more about that because I've played a little bit of GTA V, but I'm
(02:32):
like...
You ever play RP though, like the modded version?
No.
Oh yeah.
Which a different game.
A whole different game.
Different game.
What you got though?
What are you gaming on?
PS5.
You get a PC, man.
So that's where it starts.
You get a PC.
Okay.
It's the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the... the...
The programs call 5M.
So once you get 5M, it's like unlocks the whole game basically.
(02:53):
So yeah, when you hear people talk about servers or cities, City is a server basically.
So let's...
T. Grizzly has a City.
His... his is called Grizzly World RP.
So everybody... you can actually get in his server and play with him.
Like everybody in the city is an actual person from the ambulance, the police, the people
working at the stores.
What?
The people working too.
(03:14):
Yeah.
Jobs.
You can be a mechanic.
You can be a slanger drug dealer.
You just pick your arc story and kind of build and then it creates a whole community around
your character because people are watching it like it's a TV show.
Yeah.
Okay.
So that's role playing like for real.
Yeah.
Like for real.
So terms and shit all with this.
It's crazy.
Like I play with Grizzly.
(03:34):
Yeah.
This gaming shit is man gaming.
I'm gonna say right now is a fucking future.
Like it's the future future.
So what's like your... your... your...
I guess like your job of preference in the GTA world.
Oh, I'd be slanging shit.
I'd just be talking shit.
I'd be on some this type of shit.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm either banging with you join a gang and you just be sliding on people or you can be
(03:55):
like a rapper.
I've been in there and been a rapper before where I'm just rapping, you know, we the rap
dudes in the city.
Okay.
The studios in the city.
What?
Yeah.
So you can go to the studio and you just like you pick what you're on and then kind of build
off that.
Yeah.
The last time I was playing GTA online, I was driving.
I just picked up a package, I think illegally.
I did kill a few people.
(04:15):
A prostitute?
No, it was some kind of box with some illegal substance.
I took it, put it in my car.
I was driving and I was doing pretty good.
I got really close to my destination and then a fighter jet came through and shot a missile
at me.
Yeah.
See, they take the jets out and shit like that.
So it's more realistic.
They try to make you know, okay.
Okay.
But don't the servers like frown upon that shit?
(04:36):
Yeah, like you can't kill each other.
The rules, the rules of each city.
It's so crazy, you got to fill out apps for certain cities to get in it.
Like fill out an application.
So who's your character?
It's a whole thing, bro.
It's crazy.
They want to make sure you're going to role play.
So they don't want just anybody in this.
Don't come in here being a fuck boy, boy.
That's fantastic.
Yeah.
(04:57):
Wow.
So it's raw as hell.
I didn't game with the top side.
I didn't game.
I didn't been in there with Grizzly.
Who else?
Quano Rondo.
Okay.
I game with Swae Lee all the time.
He plays Warzone though.
So we'd be on Call of Duty.
Okay.
A couple more people I can't figure out the top.
Yeah, the gaming space is crazy, bro.
You can actually meet people, plugs and connections and we call that IRL.
(05:17):
That's in real life.
So you meet somebody really in the game and then it turns into a relationship outside
the game.
Snap.
I thought I was a gamer this whole time.
Gaming has evolved past this, bro.
You become a gamer when you get a PC, man.
For real.
I'm a gamer in the sense that I had no friends, so I just played by myself all the time.
What did you play?
What's your favorite game?
I mean, it was GTA.
It was San Andreas.
(05:38):
It was San Andreas for real.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
For a long time.
I don't really even know anymore.
There's just so much.
But it's all solo games.
I don't play no multiplayer.
Yeah, I'm not a sports dude, so people always ask me 2K and all that shit.
I don't really get any of that stuff.
I just started playing 2K because I found out it was an RPG and I didn't know that before.
Oh yeah, I seen that before.
(05:59):
I actually tried it just for that to make the face and shit.
I made a dude that looked damn near like me.
I'm like, damn, this is all the story and shit.
Like, oh, this is cool.
I just spoke with you on that.
That's the only reason I play it, too.
I don't even go online.
No, for sure.
Speaking of role playing, I know Nuckaly likes to start with a little warm up for us to get
our creative juices flowing.
Yeah, you want to get your juices flowing, bro?
(06:19):
Juices, yeah.
Let's get juicy.
Let's get juicy.
Hey, to the best of your ability, can you do me a favor?
Yeah.
Can you go ahead and hum the theme song to I Roll Monsters?
I Roll Monsters.
I wonder how I'm doing.
It's Rugrats.
(06:40):
I'm just going to go.
Let's hear it, man.
I Roll Monsters, though.
That was I Roll Monsters.
Yeah, how'd that theme song go?
Damn, that's fucking me up now because the only thing that's playing in my head is Rugrats.
You're doing great.
Damn, I just remember I Roll Monsters at the beginning.
They say that part and then shit.
(07:00):
I can't remember the theme song to that joint.
That was it.
That sounded just like it.
Oh, shit.
I know it did.
He got that part for sure.
There wasn't a song, though?
Yeah, there was a song.
You know what's crazy?
Nobody remembers the song, but for some reason, everybody remembers that they said I Roll
Monsters and they didn't.
There's no words in the song.
Everybody says it.
It's not just you.
(07:21):
Like I said, this is episode 81.
I think like 40 people have said it.
They go, I Roll Monsters.
It does not say it at all.
It's a wild theme song.
It's wild.
Can we get a...
Wait, they don't say I Roll Monsters?
They don't say nothing.
Mandela Effect, bro.
That's a real one.
It's one of them ones.
What the fuck?
Nah, I remember that.
I Roll Monsters, bro.
I swear to God, I remember that.
(07:42):
That's crazy.
Do they say at the end?
Nope.
Like at the very like the last part, like after the show's over.
Bro, somebody got it on tape.
I fucked that.
I'll tell you, because I know exactly how it goes.
Because I've done this so many times.
So I know exactly how it goes.
At the end, somebody screams and then it gets cut off like a record player and then you
hear Crumb laughing.
(08:03):
That's the end.
What?
I got a warm up for you.
Can I hear the A'Reel Monsters theme song?
Oh, no, you cannot.
Dammit.
Can we get a hand clap for Quicksavo, please?
Oh, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Damn, just one?
Alright, we got a couple more in there.
Alright.
There we go.
There we go.
Not real shit.
How's that?
Is that better?
(08:23):
I saw a little bit of your music video.
I don't know if it was your latest one, but I saw that you had some like pretty fucking
cool AI shit happening.
Yeah, that was the latest one.
That was like sick, man.
How'd you do that?
AI, Blender, fucking...
Fucking Blender?
After Effects.
Yeah.
Fucking Blender.
Just fucking with everything, you know what I mean?
So yeah.
Oh, the kid does too much stuff.
We can't quantify him.
I'm an anomaly, man.
(08:44):
Just Quicksavo, man.
I don't know what to tell you.
A fucking bot, for real.
I'll be honest with you.
But yeah, this technology shit, I'll be on that shit tough.
Okay.
Yeah, tough.
And we're in some pretty interesting times.
Yeah.
So like, you know.
Well, then I have a question for you because like when it comes to technology, you know,
like using programs like Blender and After Effects and all that shit, how do you balance
(09:07):
like learning that crazy ass shit with doing creative stuff?
YouTube.
YouTube Academy taught everything.
Got you.
Everything you need to know.
TikTok now too, but YouTube and TikTok, they will teach you.
You just got to be patient enough to sit there and learn it.
Yeah, take this out.
We don't even need school no more.
YouTube will teach you everything.
Yeah, everything.
So it's like there's a tutorial on anything you want to do.
(09:27):
Just watch it.
So I learned by viewing like, you know what I'm saying, versus just reading.
So everything's fast moving.
So I like to sit.
When you're learning something that's really difficult, do you have a limitation or do
you just take it off and say like, how do you handle things that are?
Yeah.
So at this point from doing so much shit, everything correlates in some type of way,
(09:51):
you know what I'm saying, that I'm doing.
So I kind of use that as a thing.
So a lot of shit to click.
So like, let's say Blender and After Effects, there's, there's, it's a little learning
curve, but for the most part, everything's similar.
But yeah, my attention span nowadays, bro, is crazy.
Like I swear I developed ADD recently.
That's what it feels like.
So it's like I piece by piece it.
So I'll do it until I can't do it no more.
(10:12):
It might be 10 minutes, might be 15 minutes and I'm like, I'm done with this shit.
Come back to it later or something.
What would you say to someone who said, I'm not smart.
I'm a dummy.
I can't handle Blender.
I can't do that shit.
You can do anything you put your mind to straight up.
Like, maybe.
Yeah.
I ran from After Effects for so long, my homie used to tell me about it.
He'd be like, bro, you raw enough to do it.
(10:33):
I know you can do it.
And he's like, you just got to sit down and do it.
So one day he basically forced that shit on me.
I'm like, all right.
I sat down and I was fucking with him.
I'm like, okay.
And then YouTube, just watching shit and kept going and kept going to the point.
It's like, oh, okay.
Yeah.
It's not as hard as I thought it was.
You make a lot of shit harder in your head.
Right.
Just sitting there.
You get it.
You get it.
(10:53):
Yeah.
Once you start rolling, you start rolling, you get into it.
So it's like, yeah, that shit, that shit's real.
That's what's up, man.
Even producer, I be fucking with this shit.
FL, I'm back on my producing shit.
Let's go.
Yeah.
Back on that shit too.
So like everything correlates to like, I can see different patterns and different shit
to where everything's together.
Yeah.
Can we get one more hand clap for...
Hell yeah.
Yeah, we go.
It's a little quiet, but you know.
(11:15):
A little quiet.
I'll turn it up.
I'll make it louder.
Appreciate that.
Well, we don't have a sponsor today, but we do have a wheel to spin to choose a sponsor
for us.
So let's get jiggy with it.
All right.
Copyright is good to say that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Let's fucking spin that wheel.
Brace yourself.
Don't get scared.
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You gotta love yourself.
So shit, you treat yourself how you want to with the world to treat you.
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You know what I mean?
So if you treat yourself like shit, the world's most likely going to treat you like shit.
So it's important to take care of yourself, especially getting older and shit.
I'm feeling the effects of getting older.
It is weird as hell.
Like, now that we're here, this is like, damn, this is what my dad and uncles was talking
about.
Oh, shit.
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Joints and shit, moving weird, waking up back.
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Damn, my back need to get cracked.
Like, all this shit, bro.
It's like, when I stand up, I make all these noises.
Yeah.
What does Self Care look like for you?
Uh, well, trying my best to eat as best as I can.
I need to work out more, too.
Like, I be doing a lot of digital shit, so it's like you're on a computer and in a chair
a lot or driving.
You know, those are my main things.
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But yeah, nature, though.
I like hikes in nature and shit.
That's what I really be doing.
Parks and shit.
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Especially in the summertime Washington.
That's where I'm at with the family exploring waterfalls and different views and shit like
that hiking.
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That's good for the soul right here.
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You know, for real.
You want to go on a hike, bro.
Live in Washington.
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Yeah, for real.
Self care for me right now is to not go on Reddit.
Ah, right.
Or just the internet at all.
Yeah.
That's a battle for sure.
Oof.
Nuckety, what does Self Care look like for you?
For me, recently I've taken to try to take better care of my skin.
Because, you know, I'm half Asian, so I already got this.
My skin doesn't relent really, you know, like it's kind of already there.
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But I want to maintain that because I don't want to, you know, I don't want to have a
baby face with wrinkles.
That's weird.
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Like Smokey Robinson.
Yeah.
Why did I think of that too?
I was thinking like, who got that?
Smokey can in my mind.
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Man, so what's like, what's like your game of the year last year?
Oh, 2024.
She's going to be a shocker or something.
Power World.
I don't know if you got that.
Power World.
That's my shit.
I'm like, nigga, I'll sit there and be like, this shit is hard.
Like I stayed away for a minute.
I'm like, but I'm looking at all the reviews.
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I'm like, Pokemon.
I fuck with Pokemon.
Pokemon Go.
All this shit.
So I'm like, let me just try it.
I got Xbox Game Pass one day and it was free on there.
So I'm like, yes.
Let me try this shit.
I'm like, can we talk about the Game Pass?
Yeah, that's his question.
Have we talked about the Game Pass on this shit?
We have not.
That shit is clutch.
If y'all don't know, Game Pass is insane.
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Not a sponsor.
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Not a sponsor.
Yet.
On a real.
Speak that shit.
But for real, man, shit.
If you don't got Game Pass, you're fucked.
You don't even need an Xbox, bro.
You don't.
Just get you some Game Pass.
Exactly.
You can have all these games.
It's insane.
I got a Tesla shit.
So I seen somebody on TikTok playing the game.
It's just laggy.
It's delayed.
A little bit.
Yeah.
So they got to just tweak it.
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But once it's there, I'm like, damn, this shit crazy.
It's just crazy you can do that, man.
Yeah, exactly.
So I'm like.
Biggie was playing Sega Genesis in his car and now we playing fucking Halo?
What's happening?
It's like playing on your screen in your car.
That's wild.
From Xbox Game Pass.
Wow.
The one that comes with cloud gaming, it'll let you do it.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
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I mean, I have mixed feelings about Game Pass.
I'm not going to lie.
Like for me, like I love that I can play these new games, but I also feel like it takes a
little bit of the magic from the game a little bit.
Well, yeah, I'm being just to be honest.
Sorry, Microsoft.
So like, like going into Storm Binary or just like.
Well, I mean, yeah, I am old school that I like to go buy a game.
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I used to go to Hollywood video and watch the game and shit.
Oh, Hollywood video.
Yeah.
That's a different thing.
Game Stop, Game Stop is I'm good without Game Stop.
Yeah.
Same on that.
But I don't know.
I think Game Pass is great though.
Like is it going to kill gaming?
I don't think so.
I think it won gaming.
I think it.
You think about it, that shit kind of bit me.
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Like I don't know.
Y'all remember Sega Channel?
Yeah.
It was basically that.
Like this is an upgrade to Sega Channel.
It's insane.
And you have all the games, but you pay a monthly subscription and it's like, you have all this
Sega shit.
I remember they were thinking about what they did.
You know what I miss?
Yeah.
It's fantastic.
Incredible, man.
These digital shit.
And the fucking release day, they come out when the game come out.
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Speaking of games, since it seems to be the topic right now, I recently played Roblox
and I tried Fortnite again and I get it.
You get it?
I get it.
No.
It took me a while, but I was like, why are all these kids playing?
Bro, my son's addicted to Roblox, bro.
I still don't get it.
I never tried it either.
I'm like, man, what the fuck?
But I guess it's like, like you said, like kind of Fortnite, you know how they got all
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the different games inside of one game type shit.
So.
There's a game on Roblox called Slime Slayer and I'm like, this is just some dumb ass Roblox
game.
But I got from level one to 151 in like 10 minutes.
I'm like, this is crack.
This is like dopamine addiction.
So I'm like, I get it.
I think for me and a lot of people in our generation, we, when we was growing up, games
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looked like that.
And then we upgraded throughout our lives to where games look like they look like now.
So to go back to that pixelated weird looking stuff, it fucking sucks.
Like it's really unattractive.
So I can't even bring myself to play it because I'm like, this is fucking ugly.
I think that's what kept me away so long, but I'd be seeing like like YouTube shorts
and shit, the different shit they'd be doing like in Minecraft or something like that.
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And I'm like, okay, that's dope.
Okay.
They can build and shit.
I feel like somebody like you, if you got into that game, like it'd be hard to get you
out.
Yeah, probably would.
I like, I like shit like that.
Like you build and you got to manage, micromanage everything.
You know what I mean?
So how do you do it?
Civ is one of my top favorite games, Civilization.
So it's a strategic game.
Yeah.
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Polytopia on my phone.
Elon Musk put me on that shit.
I seen that he played that shit.
So I'm like, let me see what that's about.
Same type of shit, strategy game.
Shit.
I think it's just hard to say no to a free game.
Yeah.
Especially like Fortnite with all that shit.
Fortnite is good.
I ain't going to go with you.
I'll fuck with Fortnite.
Have you played the Stranger Things games?
Stranger, nah, Stranger Things?
Nah.
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I ain't going to have a game.
So every season has its own game.
Right.
And it's like a, it's like a retro style game.
And the first two are free on mobile.
On Xbox?
On mobile.
Okay, mobile.
Okay.
The third season is on Xbox.
I don't know if there's a fourth game yet, but the first two, first three games, amazing.
Word.
Okay.
I got to check that out.
Definitely worth playing.
I got to check that out.
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We're gamers.
Yeah, I guess.
I guess we're gamers, guys.
I guess.
We went on a 20 minute tangent.
Someone's listening to this and saying, oh, I didn't come here to listen to games.
But the gaming community is huge.
Like I'm starting to see how massive it is.
Like, damn, this shit is bigger than sports.
Like, you know what I mean?
It's different now, man.
When we was growing up, it wasn't like this.
Yeah, it's different.
It's different.
Well, don't worry folks.
We're going to get straight back into bad stuff for you.
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Bad content.
Let's do this terrible, terrible podcast.
Yeah, we're going to go ahead and start this podcast.
So our first wheels are genre wheel.
I guess we're going to spin that.
Yeah, we're going to spin it.
Like blades on a escalator.
What do we make of that?
Epic journey.
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That's pretty vague.
Yeah.
What comes to mind for you for epic journey?
Medieval.
Medieval?
Dragons.
Do you fuck with medieval dragons?
Yeah, Skyrim.
I fuck with Skyrim.
That was one of my top two.
Hell yeah.
Back to video games.
I super fuck with the mods on Skyrim.
See, I've been seeing them.
I never tried them though.
I want to try that shit.
Yeah, the lightsabers.
Yeah, I think that one.
I was like, yeah, I fuck with Star Wars heavy too.
There's one where you can change all the dragons to Thomas.
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Tank engines?
Oh shit, what the fuck?
That's hard.
I saw one recently where the monsters sounded like Gilbert Godfrey.
Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah, that's a good one.
I think that's a good one.
I think that's a good one.
I think that's a good one.
I think that's a good one.
I think that the monsters sounded like Gilbert Godfrey.
Oh shit.
That's hard.
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I'm not even going to try to replicate his voice.
I can't do that.
Our next wheel is our setting.
Where is this epic journey taking place?
Epic journey?
Too fast.
A resort.
Resort.
Okay.
Epic journey to a resort.
Yeah.
Or like the resort is an epic journey.
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Maybe that's the like right wolf lodge, but it's a it's an epic journey instead of wolf
Have you have you been to a resort? Yeah, I'm trying to think the last one though
First one that comes to mind though is Louisiana as a resort resort in Louisiana
It was like the LaBerge or something look like a resort shit. It's a big-ass hotel and in the back at all
Dope shit and shit. Okay, is there a resort in every state?
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They're fucking better be there my the amount of money that days those plays we make
This is Kansas have a resort
I kind of hope not but yeah probably
Our next wheel is our character job. Give me a job. What is the job of the main character?
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Thanks a rideshare driver, yeah, that's a pretty common job now. Yeah
I'm a rideshare. Yeah doesn't hurt. That nerd. Yeah, turn that button on get you some access real quick
I'm on the clock, baby
Our next wheel is our character flaw something's wrong with this rideshare driver. Yeah, what's his fucking problems? What's the fucking?
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They just can't say no, oh
That's a bad one for that. Yeah. Yes, man. Everything's yes. Yes, man
Okay, and our second wheel second to last wheel is our antagonist who is the bad person was an agonist. Yeah
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Wind the wind wind
The wind the wind itself wins the antagonist the concept of wind. Maybe I have a skin kit skin problems
I'm skin skin skin so to read to recap
Let's recap this we have an epic journey. Yeah taking place at a resort or maybe we're going to a resort main character is
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What's what you call it?
ride share driver
Who can't say no and the main antagonist is a wheat is the wind mm-hmm
Quick Sava would you mind playing our ride share person today? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Nice
I'm right sure dude. What's a what's a good name? What's a good name for your character?
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Douglas Douglas
Freaking Douglas. All right
So Douglas is driving his vehicle. It's a little you know, like it's it's not a bad vehicle
But it's been through quite a bit. It's mistakes. I'm gonna say we're in Florida
We're in Florida and we're like flow rider
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Yeah, and we're right outside of a resort and he's getting a ping on his phone getting a phone call from his first client of
The day it's about 6 a.m. In the morning. Let's go
Really? Yeah, and he's and he's bumping that music. He's already ready for it
but the person pinging him is just paying him constantly just trying to like
Like just all this this stuff and finally he's just calling you the customers name is
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Right ray playing ray for us. Oh, yeah
Ray ray ray and Douglas so he answers he answers the phone
Try to think of a name for the button
Yeah, this is Douglas
I need you to come pick me up right now. I'm in like I'm in like the craziest
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I have I need to get somewhere like a zap. I know for no problem, sir
I'll be there in the ETA says 10 minutes 10 minutes. I need you to make it in seven, bro
I need you to make it in seven. All right, I get a speeding ticket man. That's on you man
You don't have to pay for that. You know what? I'll pay it. I'll pay it. Just come just come now
Sure, I'm gonna make I'm timing you so he hangs up and he just hits that hits that pedal man
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He's going he does a quick little donut in the little driveway, right?
And he's going down this winding road and he notices that he's passing a police car
He slows it down a little bit, right a little a little bit, but that wind is picking up though
It's it's actually pushing the car a little bit faster
So the car so the cop comes and what do you do? What do you do?
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You know, it's at the the siren is going in there the cops behind you
So I think it to myself should I take them on one?
Not only am I right here. I slang a little on the side. It's on the trunk. It's a couple of them birds and kilos
Mm-hmm. I want to risk it. Mm-hmm. Not for the business not for the biscuit. I don't I think I'm gonna take them on one
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So you hear on the intercom?
over
And that wind that wind is picking up and he's going 90 now 94 and
in front of the police like any shit
Please ss-carb
Fucking I don't fuck there's a guy driving really fast. I'm gonna pull him over
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So this this this chase commences and Florida has these really long roads without really any curves
So it's just like a kind of a long chase
But he can't drive race up the wind is like actually aiding Douglas in his
The police pulls over and he says god damn it and throws his hat on the ground and
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Lost yeah, you got away. You got away way to go, but he does have a picture of your license plate
Oh, yeah, so we're gonna cut to the airport Fort Lauderdale Airport. Sure
Okay, and and he's outside with the sign that says Douglas
Ray is also with a guy named
Shoe shine. Yes
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Tall black guy sunglasses. He's a little shady though. Like there's something
There's something that's not quite right about this guy, but he can't really real sketch about yeah
He's wearing a nice suit and tie. Okay, he's got these got black fingernail polish. Oh
Oh goth can't trust that guy
And so Douglas parks in front of Ray
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Ray is this him? Oh, I think that's him. I think that that looks like the picture from the from that from the Drive Co app
All right. Let's get in
Shoe sign sits in the front. Hey, hey, hey fellas. How are you going? Hey, man? Hey, hey, how's it going?
Uh, let's uh, can you can you just you know start start moving? Can we can we just go in a rush?
Yeah, yeah, you know, he's looking around all frantically like hey
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You know just start rolling the car. Just go forward a little bit. I ain't no problem with that man
I had a long day myself. So
That's just a suggestion just keep going. Okay, so I'll do it. Yeah
As they begin to go
You notice that a trail of FBI agents are following. Oh shit, and you're just speeding off and we're looking in the rear view
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Right it got you with a zoom G. Y'all niggas y'all niggas
No, no, no, no, that's not for us. That's not for us man. Just keep going cool
It all right a little faster, please
We can actually give you a really nice bonus if you do what we say. Yeah, I got I got a huge bonus for you
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, would you how much I want to see you? How much you talking?
Well first let's talk about this detour. We actually want to go to Tampa, Florida
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Tampa that's what?
Ten hours it's gonna be quite far. Yes
It's gonna be a quick job, but I need you to make it in seven seven. Okay, my tank is on E people behind us
We got to figure something out. This isn't electric. No, it's not
Why are you doing drive code without an electric car? That's crazy. It takes so long to charge man
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Tracking capability no time for this. We don't have time for this. Well, let's introduce ourselves. Let's be civil
My name is shoe shine. You must be Douglas, correct? Correct your real government name, correct Douglas
Watson mm-hmm. Douglas Watson. That's a good name. I noticed that you have Super Smash Brothers in the back seat
Oh, yeah, my favorite characters are Captain Falcon. I'm taking a sip of that Falcon punch
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What do you guys favorite characters you know, I'm you I'm a I'm a Kirby guy myself Oh Kirby
Hey, could you could you go a little faster though?
I'm punch out of shit with the 77 we do 80. Yeah, let's do 80 sounds good right do they have ever heard the term?
I don't play games
What do you do? That's not a game guy. I'm not a game guy. I'm more of a money guy money. Okay, okay hookers and shit
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Mm-hmm. Well, let's just say
Something like that
He shifts in his hands and he pulls out a weird artifact that's glowing
And it's glowing green and it's like obsidian
Oh, sir
And he opens it up and there's like this fucking glowing ass ring and it shines throughout like like it met in the car
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Oh shit, keep driving. Hey, what's that man? Don't worry about it. That's some ice right there. That's your hidden like we get that Johnny dang
Hey, weren't you supposed to not ask questions? Yeah, I don't want to talk to you
Douglas I
Just looked at it. I'm looking at your cool
I'm looking at your sign and it says you will not say no to anything. So here's what we need
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Okay, we need you to drive to Tampa. We need you to stop at KFC
KFC and
Whatever race is whatever they want as well. Uh, also chicken
Also, I would also like you to stop at Krispy Kreme and glazed or powdered. Oh, you know glaze
Okay, I like the lights. Um, but also also Popeyes because I don't like KFC. Okay, you're getting a phone call
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Excuse me
Oh
Shit hang up
No, mine that guy guys crazy. That's my brother man. He'd be bugging out time. I tripped it
Wow, you just hung up on him either. I can never go through this every day the guy he's he's off his meds right now
I'm a phone relationship. Yeah, you know, I was got siblings
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No
He's calling you again ring rings better answer it. It's gonna be a long drive. Yo, yo man bad time talking
I'm working right now
I need my money Doug. I'm kind of in some shit. Some people are looking for you and
And what'd you do man, what'd you do looking for me? What'd you tell him? What what I tell them?
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I told him that you're a new bird. I told him everything man. I don't know everything. Oh shit. So turns out guys
I'm sorry about that. Then people might be on me cuz this guy right here. I bro me me me me at Popeyes man
Right there off the eggs. They own a way to temper
More of a KFC guy, but I man
Not sponsored
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I
Have a feeling that you have some shady business as well Douglas
Look man, I got I got a I got a bad gambling problem. Oh, yeah, that explains a lot actually. Yeah
Yeah, that's a loan shark. Actually, it's not my brother and I
Have a grand 100 grand. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so then you could you could definitely use some money then huh? Yeah
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Is that but I got I like psychics
So my psychic told me the fastest way to get some bread to keep doing my driving thing
I'm gonna meet some pretty interesting people that's gonna put a lot of money in my pocket
Well, you're psychic might might have been correct about that. He sounds like a good psychic. What's a can I get their car?
There's one you got a car. Yeah, suddenly here
And right in front of you is a barricade of police cars. Oh, no. Ah shit. Don't worry pull over
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I'll handle this you sure he's got it. Hold on. Hold on before you do that. I gotta tell you guys something
I'm a hustler too. I got some chicken and birds and sitting back man. Oh shit here. Kill. I mean cocaine
Okay, okay, so if they search this motherfucker be all going down, so I hope you can talk
Oh, I won't need to talk. Okay, my man
Yeah, he steps outside the car and guns are trained on shoeshine and he pulls out the box and puts the ring on his finger
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Mm-hmm, and he controls the wind itself. He pushes like with an immense force
tumble like bowling pins
There are some deaths and injuries
All right, let's continue
Holy shit, what the fuck was that bro? No questions. Don't worry about it man. Just drive. Let's go. Y'all in the voodoo man
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What was that about?
Something like that. Magic? Oh, yeah. Yeah, a little bit, you know, but you know, just you know, you're going kind of slow
Could you speed up? Yeah, it needs to recharge. I can't do that again. We have to go
They start getting together and like the cops are coming
Pull, pull him over
One of them legs is broken
Fuck, damn it
Both legs at the knee
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Just crushed
They run him over
Shit
We got a bodyguys. We in this shit now
We in this shit. Where y'all get that in?
Just drive man, just drive
We're gonna take a short break and get right back to this amazing story
A quick one if you will, quick one, quick one
Don't go anywhere Cut, cut!
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And now let's get back to some definitely not good
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You know, I call that synchronicity. You know when like it's going on
I know she said wipers. Yeah, some good shit. I love that man. I've heard that's a that's a blessing right there
Yeah, remember the dance like
The 90s dance the reds arrived go ahead Savo you do you notice synchronicity like that in the world like
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Match up. Yeah. Yeah, I be painted. So you guys have got specific numbers you see all the time. Oh, yeah
Yeah, like my homie he always he's from Chicago, but he always sees 253. He tells me that I mean
I you know Sam my area code is to that's what I'm here
Yeah, I just noticed that one of the beats that I did like it ended at 253
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The middle of something I'm like cut it right there. Yeah, that's cool though. That's cool
Yeah, but when you told me that I start seeing the shit
I'm like what the fuck 253 you can just now see that a lot or 11 11 11 or 11
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Cuz I notice it when I be I drive I drive an uber and shit. Yeah
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Bass boy, thank you for joining us. Hey, what's up, man? Yeah, can you tell us a little bit about about yourself?
Like what do you do? I just I produce music
Me me and quick be you know saying we've been going like I'll tell you guys about the production
Yeah, we're going crazy like it just it is click. So, you know saying we've been doing a lot of stuff together
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But I'm I'm a producer audio engineer all that shit
You know saying and you know, I stay in the background though a lot
But when I when I step out though, we do this shit like it'd be up
Fredrin right? Yeah, you know saying a lot of people probably remember me out here in Tacoma from selling CDs
Selling our albums. We'll make our own album covers and snap
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We'll be out here like thugging
But making making it happen and you know when the internet jumped off like YouTube and like everybody's oh, yeah
You're on YouTube. You love your video. That's when it kind of died down because you know saying I think we lost that
We lost yeah, we lost that you know saying like an interacting like everybody's in the game
Yeah, everybody's in the crib now just trying to go viral
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But it's like get out here and get you get you get it. You know saying
It's weird that I miss people trying to give me their CDs on the street. You missed that shit a little bit
Yeah, a little bit like when I walk around Seattle, they just they're still out there. Oh, they're still out there down by the pier
Yeah, okay. That's good. I still get it. I get it sometimes. I get it at Comic Con. I'm outside of comic con
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This niggas handing me see
How the fuck am I supposed to listen to this?
Yeah, that's true the dudes in Seattle now they had they had the CD but they had the QR code too
So they swoops and they got the PayPal Jones are not the paper but the shit like oh
Oh
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Y'all trying to catch up
It was there for us when we you know soon. It was like man
What the hell we got to start doing getting views and doing videos and all that stuff like
Like you want no pennies for no views shoot how many how many how much you get paid for views not a lot
What's your what's your favorite bass sound man?
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You wouldn't believe
I'm about to put I'm about to put y'all on this nigga be blowing speakers
We met in high school
To high school his room was nigga rigged
So like he had the studio in his house, so his room was wires and shit hanging and shit open
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We like bro. What the fuck?
Recording and making beats and yeah, it was funny as hell. But yeah, he'd be blowing speakers
I had certain Vegas the ones with the orange
Surround around the speaker and like the shit will rip off cuz they're old school
I had the old school school so you blow them to blow shit the shit a rip off
You feel me to shit it'll rip off. I don't know if anybody know about so in Vegas this nigga Lily's blue is Cara
(39:42):
Yeah, oh shit my shit. Oh, yeah
I just wanted to hurry up and get it slapping like I had the wire hanging out from the motherfucking ground and
I shut my hood and it connected both positive and negative and I woke up from a nap to the ambulance
Oh shit, I'm aware on my ass like room like your shit exploded
(40:08):
But yeah, but but my
Inspirations and who I listened to like what inspired me to like be like the person that I am
tech master PEB and
Newtown music bass 305 DJ magic Mike
He's like if you got
Go ahead Google them YouTube them and you gonna be like, oh, that's what the fuck you're on
(40:31):
Like and then you'll see what I'm on and you see where I transpire from like yo, I'm off that I'm off that like and
It transpired to this rap no rockin with quick and we've been we don't make groups and all that stuff
Like we we've been doing this shit for a minute
You know, I think if you're using your bass as a weapon and knocking people out, you're probably doing something, right?
Yeah, most definitely. Yeah, yeah
(40:57):
Once one more time I'm gonna say this one more fucking time death jam icon was a good game. Fuck you. Yeah
Yeah, if they were to bring it back at death jam who you think should be in it. Oh, there's nobody there's nobody now
Oh, wait, let's go we could put a little old niggas in it now Gucci Mary. There's no you got a house Kendrick beating up
(41:21):
Drake yeah
You got to show his outline the shadow is okay real talk I'm manifesting this right now
I need to play a video game where I'm beating up Drake
Kendrick
(41:52):
Where we last left off let's recap
Douglas the uber drive or sorry not uber right? Right? Right?
driver drive co-drive co-drive is
Driving these these two gentlemen one's name's shoe shine. The other one's named Ray
But there seems to be some kind of weird thing happening
(42:13):
Shoes shine has a mysterious artifact that lets him control the wind and he blew past all of the freaking police that had a blockade
Meanwhile, Douglas is also trying to kind of like avoid the police because he's got some he's got some heat in the back
Yeah, that's what you're going on. We're not we're not on your
The cops are after
(42:37):
We do like to throw a wrench in our already broken story, so we have one more wheel called the topic wheel
Oh, let's spin that shit
freedom
Freedom freedom. Hey, uh bass boy. Can you play can you play our boy freedom?
(42:58):
Is this his name? That's his name. It's freedom freedom freedom freedom. Can I play him? Yeah. Yeah, you're the character freedom
I'm a character freedom. Yo, man, fuck all this shit y'all doing all this working. No, you're not in yet
You just didn't get in that's that's i'm glad you're right. So you're getting a phone call
So you're getting a phone call douglas is getting a phone call. Okay, you have another phone call it seems like
(43:19):
I think your phone's ringing man. Can you hey, can you answer that? It's getting it's really loud. You know
Hello, yo, it's freedom free. Oh, hey, what up, man? Hey, you know, you need to stop all that shit
What shit man? Man, you watch you watch me too working and doing stuff and just be free. Hey, man
I'm kind of shook up right now. I just I just witnessed some crazy shit. I can't talk. Fuck it
I can't talk right now. There's a um, we cut to we cut the freedoms house. He's in an apartment
(43:43):
What's his space? What does freedom spot look like? Is he kind of like chilling like a nice spot? Is he real free?
He's a minimalist minimalist
No furniture no calendar
You go up in there you like but you just want to be free like got a mattress and a tv
He's watching the news and there's a helicopter following. Oh shit, we're following this ride share. That's not what I wanted and uh,
(44:07):
Uh, you look uh, uh douglas looks out the window like in his rear view and he sees that a helicopter and more police are chasing after him
This is not going too. Well, yeah, this is not according to plan man. Is that rain charge back up man?
We gotta get these people off us man. You gotta go faster. How far is Popeyes? How long we been driving?
It's been about three hours. I think about halfway there
(44:30):
Is there any way that you can drive faster? Yeah, it's faster an option. I got an idea
Yeah, yes, I like ideas. You gotta get in the back window with the rain and use it as like a boost with the wind
Oh
Like a fucking like a fly
Yeah, like or bend your shit. I suppose I can do that. Let's do it
um they pull over and um shoeshine gets into the back of the car and
(44:54):
He is kind of about to use it, but then it turns a glowing red
Um, and and uh, it possesses him his skin turns into a translucent black
He's the one too many eyes
Turn hollow and he's now possessed by a spirit. Oh shit
You've used to be too much human now. I will destroy everything. Oh crap
(45:19):
Uh, he's just kind of wriggling on the ground. Uh, we should probably just leave him here
Uh, what you guys think? Uh, I got some cane. Maybe you can hit it and pass out
I don't know. Oh pop this time. That might be an option. I will destroy all humans. He seems pretty pissed off
Uh, he's just gonna calm him down there making worse you pack it man. Oh, no, no, no
I I don't believe in I don't believe in violence. I got a pat in the trunk
(45:42):
Uh, if somebody distract them you're getting a phone call from freedom and you're just gonna keep them on speakerphone. Okay
Hey, man, i'm in the i'm in the middle of some shit destroy. Yo, I think you need to pray more
Or you're radiated
Man, the shit going on I got boo-doo shit going on around me, bro
Because I told you to stop fucking with that shit. I'm not possessed. It's a nigga right next to me possessed
(46:05):
I picked him up in the car and they trippin I told you you need to be free from that swoop
All that swoop ain't really hitting like now he's tripping. Now fact and you in the whip with him
You got that spiritual lady, man. What's her number? I'm gonna sling it to you. I got you need to put up on her
She might can't help. All right
Suddenly, uh the police get closer and once again this this entity now shoeshine
(46:27):
Um, he floats into the air ultimate shoeshine and he forms his energy into um
into a black ball
Of wind and energy and malice and negative negativity and the negative
Onto the highway and they're all dead. He just kills it blows out half the block
(46:48):
every cop
The helicopters get blown off. Um, so again, uh the the helicopter catches all this but swoops out like kind of the wind
Knocks his turbulence off and it just it just is out of there man destructive. You see what you did
You see what you're doing?
You see what your ideas led to I told you to just drive faster, but no no
He walks back to the back of the car. He says
(47:10):
one star
One star review fuck up your rating now. We're going to fucking jail guys
But the text message just came in it says it's seven miles out. This lady's very deep in spirituality
I think she can help us out. He goes
I smell
Leaf he went with one hand. He grabs your trunk and plings it open
(47:33):
Okay, let's just break this
I'll pay for that. Don't worry about it
He grabs kilo and he just freaking throws it on his face and just the powder of it super cane. Yeah
Yeah, shit ultimate shine is a drug. He's a super cane shoe shine
and
Takes a deep breath just breathing in all the air and he just goes
(47:55):
Reverse effects and he's back to normal. What what happened? Uh, damn you just snorted a brick bro
Yeah, the whole thing is this cocaine. I don't know how you got it all in there. Oh, that was crazy
What happened? I've never seen anybody do that in my life. Hey, here wipe yourself off man. I see you got a nosebleed
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We should probably leave let's look like dude at the end of dangerous mind
(48:17):
I was gotta worry about diablo because he that was the brick. He's supposed to be slinging
Fuck
Bro, you got you got the brand for that speakerphone. Is that the police? Uh, that's my boy freedom freedom
He sounds nice
Snort the whole sort of all diablo's blow diablo's blow damn
(48:42):
We're gonna change our trajectory we're going to freedom's house. Oh, okay. We need a safe haven
I'm yeah, no one will be expecting that we friend pull up on you. All right, man. Come through man
I ain't got shit, but that's good. Okay, you got kool-aid but no picture
So they get into the car they drive off
um meanwhile, we're gonna we're gonna randomly cut to freedom's house man, he's he uh,
(49:04):
He's going over to his little like island. You know, he's pulling out some cereal
Um, he's he's he's filling this small little bowl with he's got gas coming through
And does he drink like two percent or is he more like skim milk? I'm an almond milk
Almond milk. Yeah, almond milk oat milk oat milk water. Um, milk and cereal's and uh,
(49:27):
His sister comes out
Um, her name is oracle
Um, oh she says i'm sensing a disturbance
Freedom she sounds mystic who have you been talking to? Yo, these guys have been poisoned with regularness
So we gonna have to figure this out, but they about to slide through. All right
(49:48):
These are my guys you're gonna slide through these voodoo ancient dark spirits freedom
Well, we gotta get rid of this. The only way we can fix it is how we do it. All right
All right, so you know this country's fucked anyways, I don't fucking care anymore. Give me some of that cereal
Everything's burning pushes frida by the way, and he takes his bowl and eats it
older sister
(50:12):
Regular trips him oracle. Um, we're gonna cut to some time. It's like near the evening now. Um, you know sunsets beautiful sunset
You know clear day marvelous lots of wind they get upstairs and they open the door and it is douglas
How do you greet freedom? You guys have like a special dap? Yeah
somebody
(50:33):
What do we get? What do I get?
Raise like is this seamless what's happening? Is this animal crossing horizons?
Freedom thank you for your
Hospitality, um, I guess we should probably be clean right ray. Tell them what's going on. Okay
(50:54):
Okay, fine. Listen, where the fuck y'all get that ring from man? Let's be honest. I'll be honest with you guys
Let's talk about it. Yes. Okay. So listen
we are
Explorers if you want to if you want to call it that if you if you had to give it a word
It's explorers. We're explorers and we went into this cave, uh
down down by the by the keys and uh
(51:18):
we found this box and the box had a bunch of ancient writing on it and uh, uh, uh,
shoe shine is kind of a
Uh, he he he looks into ancient dialect so he could he could read it and he he saw that it said danger
Please don't open this box ever or you'll be cursed with a million breaths of wind right?
But it seemed really cool and it was going kind of I figured we could get some money for it
(51:42):
And all we had to do was take the artifact and get all the way to tampa with it
But then the fbi got a hold of his
Is and they started chasing us around and we didn't and they they blew up our car
And they they blew up our house
So we just we had no other options but to call the rideshare guy, which is you that's how you came into play
Shit, so we need some shit man. Yeah, man
(52:04):
So we just got to get to tampa to drop this off and get our money
And get a we we all get a payday. We uh, you know, we all get a little bit how much you're getting broke off
You don't mind me. Oh, you know, you know
You know like 15 billion dollars a billion dollars. Oh shit. Yeah, so I get away like one of those right? Yeah
We'll cut you off
(52:27):
The oracle sister comes out and what do we get out of it for keeping me in freedom keeping you guys here
I wasn't really expecting another person to prove here
If you can buy my freedom because i'm just trying to get that I think it's on house arrest
I'm waiting. I mean I can do that just break me off a piece man. I don't give him his freedom
(52:47):
He'd be fucking up. Okay
In and out of jail for years. Yeah, you need a job bless him with a job. Thank you jesus
When I get a when I get a bill share me a bill i'll be cool
(53:07):
You know what i'm saying like at the end of the day, I got some cereal anyway, I got some oat milk
You know what i'm saying looking for arms
Yeah, I guess break me off a bill of that too. We want money. Damn it. We want money a little bit money
Okay, fine. How about a how about a billion dollars? Is that good? Uh ray? We don't have we're not gonna have a billion dollars
(53:28):
I thought it was 15 15 billion. How about how about 300?
$300 what do you think freedom? Yo to buy my freedom?
I'm a minimalist. So uh, let me hold like
200 200. Yeah, no, I can do that. Why are you going?
Okay, yeah 200 dollars
(53:51):
I will drive you to the key peninsula or wherever you need tampa and then i'll thank you get the 200 get this heat off of
Us they won't be expecting us to get in your car. So how you guys know that the plug is not a setup
I guess we didn't think that through did we? Um, maybe we should have a plan b just in case this guy's like sketch
Are you high still off of diablo's blow? Oh, um
(54:14):
I mean i'm very wired
I'm awake as fuck. I'm not opening that box again or i'm going to I I don't know what will happen
Yeah, we can't open that box. We got the fbi on us. We got diablo kind of shook up y'all
Uh, i'm gonna like this stick up. Don't judge me
Oh, I like to get wet
(54:35):
Spark it up
FBI and diablo and all the motherfuckers you got the dope dealers on your head because you
Bro, you you snorted all this all the brick. He gets a call. It's it's it's diablo
Uh, where my shit man, uh diablo, I have your money just give me 24 hours. I got you you're fucking up
I got you i'll double what you gave me. Just give me 24 hours. I love how diablo sounds
(55:01):
Fantastic you got 24 hours. He's a sweet
Motherfucker you got 24 hours. I'm not playing with my money. You owed me. I got you man. I got you. I got you
So some time passes and they go down to um a raggedy old car
The oracles leading douglas and the whole group there
so, um
(55:21):
She drives a miata. Yeah, here's the deal. We're gonna go spin it in this shit, man
We got a laugh up game
So here's the deal. Uh, none of us me and freedom don't know how to drive. We this this car was passed down from our grandma
Um, they don't believe in wheels. They don't believe in wheels. So, um, who can drive i'll take the wheel
That's what I do for a living anyway. He's the driver. You're a rideshare. Yeah. Yeah, so the prophecy is true
(55:45):
Oh, I I felt that an evil spirit would come here and a driver a messenger would be able to deliver the spirit away
Remember that remember I was telling y'all I got a psyche here. She is wow. We're like this is like the universe, right?
Freedom this that's the shit. I'm telling you i'm telling you i'm connected freedom. Why are you always doubting me?
I mean, I guess you could stay have some oat milk and some you know, they have to leave they have to fucking leave
(56:09):
Okay, you gotta get in his car. That smells bad
It smells bad in here
I got my bad. I get nervous and thanks for the car
Appreciate many things here is five dollars
I'll take that for your trouble. Hey freedom freedom gonna take that i'm gonna take that i'll take it. I'll take it
I don't need it. I just want to get you guys through what you guys are going through
(56:32):
He goes to his tv and buy some robux
Freedom you coming with us or you're gonna stay here, you know, i'm gonna slide with y'all
Okay, let me see what y'all got going on man. I ain't been out the house and like grab that thing though
Okay, grab it grab it grab the dirty harry. Okay, I got a dirty harry. We might need it. It's a busket
You come out with a musket. Let me get this. Let me grab this oat milk. How many how many shells we got too, man
(56:57):
I mean how many shells we got?
I got about like six of them things in there six shots. I don't know if it's old though
I ain't using it. Well, I ain't been outside. She's just bringing me. I don't know what we're getting into. Uh, oh shit
Shushon you okay? Uh, this is it's starting to take over. We don't have much time
We have to hurry. Oh man, how hit this over here crush this down for you take it take it with it
(57:21):
Is that fucking cocaine more cocaine? Yeah, it helped last time man. Just take it
No, it's making it worse. It's making it worse this time. Okay
Okay. Whoa. I'm uh, all right. Yeah, let's let's go. Let's go guys
Um, you gotta go fast. I'm gonna go fast sonic
They uh, they go out, you know, the cars is they're on a different car now
So the police isn't hot on their trail totally lost them. Yeah, they're they're making some progress and they finally get
(57:47):
It's nighttime now some time has passed and they finally reached their destination
Which is a Popeyes and an empty parking lot in Tampa, Florida. Mm. Yeah, I'll give you man
I'm going here get some biscuits. It's just biscuits
I like the biscuits just biscuits raw biscuits. You just ate the biscuits from Popeyes. Oh, yeah
Let's get a whole box of biscuits. No butter. No, honey
(58:10):
This is dry. I mean, I i'll take some water some water. Okay, we have some business here come ray
Coming coming
uh, they get out the car, um, and they go in front of the Popeyes and uh,
Uh, there's like in the parking lot. There's like a grate that seems to just be a normal grate
(58:31):
But once you open it and go inside there's like a very old
altar for an indentation or like a like a like a place to put the artifact that they have
Oh, wow. Are you all ready? Let's do this shit. Yeah, let's get this over with man
Let's get paid time to get paid all my fucking money
Um a Popeyes employee comes out. Hey, are you guys gonna buy anything? Because you can't park here
(58:56):
Oh, if you're not buying anything, there's no more soliciting. Sorry
Yeah, i'll move it. I'll move it. Is that okay?
Can we just come zeablo? Oh shit. Hey guys order number 92 the biscuits. Yeah the biscuits
In water, that's me right here and water 300 biscuits. Is that is that what you ordered?
A dozen a dozen biscuits suddenly. Um a limousine pulls up and out comes diablo
(59:22):
Fuck you found this fuck. Hey, man, you said 24. Give me 24 man. I still got six hours left
Keep fucking up. You know what?
Hey, get your man over here. Look like he's been snorting my stuff. He still has it all over his face total coincidence
I can explain everything man. You just gotta chill out
Yeah, sir, you also can't park here and like your body pop out he gets stabbed by diablo
(59:50):
Oh my god my fucking money. I want my fucking money 24 hours. You got 20
20 hours 20 left. Yeah 20 hours left motherfucker
Shoe sign pops up before he puts it in so wait you you came here to tell him he had 20 hours left
He had 20 hours left motherfucker. He wasn't answering the phones. I'm not playing with the phone die, man
You know what you got you have 20 hours motherfucker like you see what I did to this motherfucker
(01:00:14):
I don't care. I do this shit for fun. I do this shit for fun. I don't give a fuck. I'm crazy
Well diablo, would you would you like this artifact?
And we are indebted to our driver and uh, we want to pay it back. So come on man
What the fuck i'm supposed to do with this shit. It's worth much much money. I assure you where I take this shit
(01:00:35):
Just just touch it. Just touch it. Just touch it
Oh, what is it the end of space jam?
So he touches it
and um
He becomes one with the spirit
um, he is he is now possessed by the the spirit which we're just gonna call the
Wind devil the wind devil. Yeah
(01:00:58):
So are you are you good diablo? Like I just gave you wind devil powers. All right, is this adequate compensation?
Let me let me see. Ooh
Yeah, we good can we can we go
Oh shit
(01:01:20):
Is he dead? Let me check his pockets poke him poke him poke him. Hey poke him. He dead. Oh shit. He's dead
Oh, that wasn't part of the plan, but i'm out of debt. Okay
Um, I guess i'll just go ahead and put this back into the inscription
He puts it into the slot
and um a glow emits in the entire popeyes parking lot
(01:01:41):
um
And it just all the whole ground shuffles like an earthquake and then it settles into back into its space
Wow, that was that was some shit. Wow. See I told you y'all you guys it's free now. Stop looking around
He's not dead. He's not dead. That's freedom freedom freedom. Oh freedom. Okay
(01:02:01):
All right, freedom's last name is of speech
We I guess we did it we did it we did it I can't believe it we actually did it
Where we go from here, man? We got to tampa. Where's uh, where's the money?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we need to get paid. How do how do we get our money man? Oh, um
Kind of used all our money to get here. Oh
(01:02:24):
Perfect some bills when I was checking diablo. I got his keys. Let's check the trunk. Oh, oh, yeah
Yeah, open it up and just load it big time. Yeah
Millions of dollars the whole interior of the bar is gold
Can we go ahead and get that like mission success sound from gta?
(01:02:51):
That's the end guys
Did it we've done it y'all we fucking did it can't believe it. Wow. What an amazing story we've just told
Hey, just give me my five bucks. I'll be cool
Give me some milk and some water. I'm cool. I'm about to go back to the crib and lay on the floor, right?
(01:03:11):
I want to thank uh our guests quick savvo and our unexpected guests, but very much appreciated to have on the show
So bass boy in the hands of the building. Thank you so much gentlemen. You guys man. It's fun. Hey y'all did that thing
I was like
I didn't know what I was coming into he told me I was like well, hold on
(01:03:32):
What we do improv just just fit in right like a puzzle piece. It's perfect right on in there
Um, where can they find you guys online?
um my
Instagram instagram instagram youtube every handle basically the same q i c c q u i c c s a v o
on everything instagram tiktok
YouTube and then also follow the podcast page gt. Ke tv
(01:03:58):
on um instagram
youtube
Tik-tok, what's your social media of choice now?
Tik-tok, okay, and they're back. Yeah for now. I guess we got what 60 days so we figured
For somebody to buy it. Yeah, interesting. Yeah to be continued to be continued
(01:04:18):
It's gonna be somebody you don't want to buy it, but they're gonna buy it. So yeah
This is weird weird as fuck, but very weird weird times and it's gonna get weirder. Yeah, no for real
We're only what nine days into the weirdness and it's
Oh shit, I've already weird. You know the good thing about this show. I actually forgot
It was 2025 for just one just for one moment
(01:04:39):
Like shit
Um, thank you so much quick. Sov. Oh, no for sure. Thank you guys bro. Appreciate you guys for sure
Absolutely, man, and and bass boy. Where where can they find you online? Just type in on google. I'm on google
B a s s b o i googling with a little with a little space and then ent and it'll pop up
I'll pop up. You know the same googling with you know
(01:05:02):
Gtk, I rock that rock with whatever my guy rock with that's what I rock with you go
You go and see me around. Okay, hear me around. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's do it
Nuckety, where can they find your ass who me? Um, you can find me. Um
In st. Louis rolling on does
This is like the guy I say this like a thousand you can find me at nuqady on everything
(01:05:27):
Um all of that, you know tiktok
Um spotify, um, you know all of that, uh, you can hit me up
If you need to be sir studio time or whatever and you know, i'll be there like michael jackson
You know, yeah do hit him up for some beats do it. It's decked out in here, man
It's real decked out. I like it and it's out here man. You got great
(01:05:50):
Thanks guys, this is very real good. Thank you very much
Uh, check us out at linktree.com slash dng pod click the merch link buy yourself a definitely not good shirt
Or definitely not good hat on a gang and if you want to support the show, um
Go ahead and leave us five stars on your platform of choice. We'd appreciate it
Very much. We'll give you a big ass fucking kiss and shit
(01:06:12):
It won't be me, but maybe nuckety will do that. They will kiss you right on the mouth
Do wipes or tissue?
He gave his answer. Wait, wait, wait, we gotta see what you're doing. Dude wipes or tissue. Yeah, what you using man?
What you got in the bathroom?
I'm a bidet also
No way, I tell you son it's real tickling
(01:06:34):
So how you doing you just install them bitches? Yeah. Yeah, they're cheaper than you think you just hook them onto your toilet
What it's weird at first. I'm like, I'm looking to this. Yeah, you get used to it. I'm do wiping though, you know, okay
I'm saving a fortune on toilet paper. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it makes two sheets of dumb. That makes a lot of sense
I think freedom should look into that
(01:06:55):
Thanks for listening guys, we'll catch you next time fuck you bye
Bye
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