Delusional Diaries

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz take you through a whirlwind of updates, laughs, and a little chaos. from Jaz’s candid talk about body changes and jean sizes to Halley’s Montauk staycation complete with beach views, shark sightings, and wild Hampton crowds, they share all their recent shenanigans… they also share why their Costa Rica trip got canceled, swap stories about festival life, Jaz fresh from Lollap...

if you’ve ever felt like you’re one meltdown away from a wellness era or two iced coffees into a spiral, this episode is going to be your comfort zone. Delusional Diaries returns with the kind of unfiltered conversations that cover everything from habit-building and hot girl workouts to that deeply relatable sense of “i’m trying, but also… i’m tired.” it’s less self-improvement and more self-awareness (with a side of Diet ...

in this week’s episode, Halley and Jaz are breaking down SO MANY TOPICS: starting with the viral TikTok comments about pregnancy rumors and a spontaneous ear bleed (yes, you read that right). the girls deep-dive into the messy world of gender reveals, pregnancy expectations, and the irrational emotional rollercoaster of wanting a baby… eventually. from Botox updates to debating if it’s ever okay to be disappointed by your ...

Halley and Jaz are back: with way too much to catch up on. from summer travel whiplash to an exciting (but mysterious) Costa Rica work trip, they’re trying to slow down… but obviously, that’s not happening. they recap Halley’s Europe adventures, reflect on hosting everyone except themselves all summer, and spiral over how there are somehow only eight weekends of summer left. (how did that happen?)

naturally, the convo devol...

this week on delusional diaries, halley and jaz are back and buzzier than ever… literally fresh off getting their ears re-pierced and botox topped off (because, duh). they’re taking you inside the chaos of their lives lately: wimbledon, pimm’s, why jaz is officially back on her “freeze my face” era…

but that’s just the beginning. halley spills all the details on her eurotrip-esque paris + london adventure, from chaotic euro...

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are in the Hamptons with fresh summer cuts and full of 4th of July energy. the episode kicks off with a much-needed hair update and a debate over who really has the shorter cut. spoiler: no one actually knows what an inch is. they swap stories about childhood holiday traditions, chaotic firework moments, and working family fair booths. 

they also dive deep into their own ...

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are recording from the Hamptons (!!) and taking you inside their whirlwind of adulting chaos, dream purchases, and so much more. from Jaz buying her literal dream car (a vintage yellow beetle, those who know, know) to co-owning a BOAT with Halley (yep, you read that right), the girls are leaning all the way into their main character lives. they talk about dream dates, anxiety...

this week the girls aren’t alone… they are joined by Connor Wood — comedian, touring performer, and social media personality. you might know him from his stand-up shows or his viral Instagram reels, but today he’s steering the conversation right alongside Halley and Jaz.

he sits down with the girls this week & opens up about so many things that are going on in his life, he shares stories about touring, including a h...

this week, the episode starts with Halley and Jaz’s opinions on having a right to know where an influencer stands when it comes to politics and current events. the girls then take it way back to the beginning. in a full-circle episode of delusional diaries, Halley and Jaz get reflective as they walk through how this entire journey started—from Jaz in Alaska and Halley in Virginia to becoming best friends, content creators,...

your favorite girlies are back—and so is the chaos. in this episode of Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are spiraling (in the best way possible) over everything from Love Island and their sudden golf girl summer era to dog drama, delivery disasters, and why Halley is officially not okay after what Oslo did to a rabbit. 😵‍💫

Jaz shares the chaotic lead-up to her bridesmaid weekend, including a full-blown blackout, a missi...

she’s officially a wife and the wedding of the year has happened—welcome back to delusional diaries, where Halley and Jaz are recapping every single chaotic, emotional, hilarious moment from the big day. from wedding blackouts to maid-of-honor speech shenanigans, this episode is what happens when two best friends survive a wedding weekend and live to tell the tale.

the girls kick things off with post-wedding reflections...

it’s officially wedding week on Delusional Diaries! your favorite girls are back, and chaos has never sounded more celebratory. Jaz kicks things off by confessing to yet another blackout—this time, on purpose—so that she can hear, but then forget, Halley’s maid-of-honor speech before the big day. the girls dive into the hilarity that ensued at dinner, including Jaz heckling the speech and Halley workshopping it with their ...

Halley and Jaz are back from Miami and very much in need of a reset. In this episode of Delusional Diaries, they recap their chaotic trip filled with blackout martinis, accidental oysters, and one too many dinners (literally). Jaz open ups about her truly chaotic miami night—so chaotic, in fact, that the debrief is actually a rollercoaster & missing some parts, because well, she did in fact BLACK OUT. the girls dive in...

we are fresh off Stagecoach and diving into all the drama, laughs, and ear infections that came with it. from Jaz’s near-tears flight with a sinus infection to watching Blue Ivy absolutely eat on stage and bumping into Shay Mitchell at the BÉIS house, this trip was anything but ordinary. we unpack the realities of festival culture (is Stagecoach really that chill?), share a wild Taylor Swift dream, and spiral into a hilari...

These are the Diaries of Gals that are DELUSIONAL AND ON THE GO…🌶️

This week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are joined by two amazing YouTubers/Podcasters/Creators (they do EVERYTHING!!!) — Brooke and Danielle from Gals on the Go—for a cross-pod collab you didn’t know you needed.

The girls embark on this episode to yap about the golden age of YouTube and how Danielle & Brooke gained their fame through it,...

​​This week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back and as unfiltered as ever—Botoxed, bloated, and buzzing (literally). The episode kicks off with a full rundown on their latest cosmetic adventures, including Masseter Botox, frozen foreheads, and whether or not your face feeling “snatched” is fact or fantasy.

From there, the chaos only builds. Halley shares the saga of her weekend in the Midwest, complete with broke...

In this chaotic catch-up episode of Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz recap a whirlwind of travelling, having fun and life updates—and they’re not holding back. Jaz breaks down the unexpected hate she got for her Coachella outfits, how she’s apparently dressing “too chill,” and why being comfy should not be controversial.

The two dive group chat drama inspired by a viral TikTok skit (it’s not what it looks like), and the v...

Everyone’s favorite influencer, @bran_flakezz, is sitting down with us in this week’s episode, and it is nothing short of iconic. We get extremely real & bring a conversation that encapsulates the energy of our friendship. From prepping for Tulum to reflecting on Philly fame and Coachella chaos, nothing is off-limits. Bran opens up about buying two pairs of the same boots (and defends it passionately), handling interne...

We’re diving into your icks sent in on Instagram, talking through workout reviews and some major life updates.. From moving updates, wedding updates, Tiktok Drama, and upcoming trips. Whether you’re looking for behind-the-scenes insights, hot takes or just a fun chat to keep you company, this episode has it all!Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND...