March 25, 2025 • 19 mins
Demon Babie" just turned 21… does that mean we can finally drink? 🍸 In this episode, we’re talking all things 21st birthdays—our best (and worst) memories, drinking do’s and don’ts, fake IDs, and more. Grab a drink (or let us recommend one for you) and tune in for another chaotic, unhinged, and very on-brand episode with Joey & Emma.
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(00:00):
Welcome to another episode ofDemon Babie.
I'm Demon of Hollywood, a.k.a.
Joey Lombardo.
Down with the number oneproblema Emma.
Otherwise known as the BlondBabie The, hostess with the
mostest, person who wouldn'tflash me on the walk with my
dog.
Hello, hello, hello.
It is Hollywood, and I am notgoing to flash you on the street
(00:21):
in the daylight, across from.
It was fine.
Exactly.
Welcome to the Demon Babiepodcast.
(00:41):
Happy 21st First episode.
Happy 21st episode.
I'm so excited.
In honor of twenty one.
21.
This is, 21st episode.
and the topic is 21.
Yeah.
And then everything to do with21.
First topic.
First topic.
Your favorite part of your 21stbirthday?
Favorite part of my 21stbirthday?
(01:02):
Yes.
Mmmm..
being surprised I had a surprisebirthday.
So that was cool.
Pretty fun, and then, yeah nothat was my favorite part.
The surprise the people I didn'texpect.
Yeah I think we cut you offguard with that one.
I saw the party maybe coming.
But the true surprise wasthe guest list and that was
(01:23):
nice.
Yeah, it was a good guest list.
Thank you.
Yeah, we worked hard on it.
What was the favorite ofbirthday?
My 21st.
Also a surprise, which wasgreat.
I think mine was betterthan yours, but I think
the funniest part is I literallylost my phone on it.
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
You were fucked up, well what’ddid you do on you’re 21st?
(01:44):
You.
Yeah.
I also had a surprise party, butyou ran me around.
You went to Catch.
That was good catch for dinner.
And then we went to No Vacancy.
And then you had a surprisetable at Davey Wayne's, and
that really caught me off guard.
That was fun.
And then we had went with adifferent group to Mel's.
(02:06):
Yeah.
I don't know.
I was blacked out.
Yeah.
And then I left my phone there.
Yeah.
We think you lost your phone.
at Mel’s.
We think that's what the phonewas.
Not sure.
Yeah.
I think my favorite part wasdancing, at Davey Waynes tho.
That was really fun.
Yeah, and that was like I hadsprained my ankle, like, a month
(02:27):
before at Halloween, like,really badly.
So it was my first day back,like walking without crutches.
Oh, yeah.
The whole goal was to be betterby my birthday.
So we did it.
Yeah.
Super memorable.
Great.
Well, well, we also same topic,but next topic.
(02:48):
19th birthday in Canada is likeyour 21st birthday in America.
What do you say?
How did you learn something?
What is this topic?
I got to 21st birthdays.
You got your 21st birthday?
Because I took you to Canada foryour 19th birthday.
Yeah, that was cool.
So you double dipped?
Yeah.
Would that make you perverted.
No.
Alcoholic?
Maybe.
(03:09):
What are you.
Alcoholic?
Bi.
But close.
All right.
Next topic.
Next topic.
21 old drinks.
Oh.
Like things you drink whenyou're 21?
things you when you're 21.
Oh, you drink all kinds ofstupid shit.
Vodka Crans.
Okay.
Vodka crans.
I have less beef with, though,but I.
(03:30):
I'm someone that did this whenyou order fucking champagne
at the bar.
Crazy.
You haven't really.
You don't know what you want.
You have no experience pointsYou don't know what you're
doing.
You look insane.
Yeah.
It's insane.
I saw, like, a 21 year old.
I saw a 21 year old do that.
Like last weekend when we wereout.
(03:51):
And I was like, been there.
Yeah.
Like I'm like, you gotta picksomething else.
Yeah.
You got a Rum‘n Coke that’sa big 21 year old drink.
Yeah.
Do you think that's just likeour generation's 21 year old
drink, though, because, like,they would see their parents
doing it.
I feel like that's like a boomerdrink.
Like they still drink it, and.
(04:12):
My parents drink them too.
Yeah.
I think it might be theirgeneration.
Really like rum and Cokes.
So it's our generation's likeyou drank that.
Intro drink.
Intro drink.
Dirty Shirley’s are delicious.
oooh that'll give you the worsthangover.
I would I could drink a DirtyShirley and not even realize
it’s alcoholic Oh, 100%.
I could definitely.
(04:34):
I've definitely put myselfin the grave drinking dirty
shirleys when I was 21, beinglike, oh, I know what I'll
order! That’s the best.
21 year old drink.
I think.
Yeah, I think the worst is likean AMF.
I think the worst is likeGatorade and vodka.
Oh, you don’t really.
Really nightmare.
But you're not getting that ata bar that's just at your house.
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Yeah.
21.
You go, fuck.
I don’t have anything.
I think gatorade will work.
Okay.
Next topic.
Borg.
We've never.
We were too old.
We're out.
We're outdated for the Borg.
I know, but I saw a bunch ofBorg, Saint Patrick's Day.
Like.
No.
Just emptied.
Emptied all over.
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I love Borg mentality.
I wish we Borgged I could stillBorg.
I'm not.
It's not part of my people.
What?
What would you put in your Borg?
See, I think it's usually.
It's crazy.
It’s like a mio right?
So you do like the drop, youknow, like you're making your
own drinks.
Droplet water things?
Yeah.
(05:37):
What are those.
Mio’s.
Mio.
So I would do, I do a red mio.
And vodka..
probably.
Yeah.
For some reason it can't betequila water.
I think that's it.
I don't know, I think peoplereally do a lot of different
stuff with their borgs.
I think they do very little withtheir Borg’s.
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I think Borg’s are bare minimum.
I'm going to need some borg tokreviews.
Do you know what Borg standsfor?
Tell me.
Black out.
Blackout.
Rage.
Gallon.
Gallon.
Yeah.
Black Out Rage Gallon.
Good naming people.
Nailed it, nailed it.
Black Out Rage Gallon.
Yeah.
Maybe that'll be theme for mybirthday.
Ooooooh.
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Borg.
Black Out Rage Gallon.
I could Borg at pride.
Pride would be a great Borgsession.
Right?
If you could get away withwalking around with that.
Pride, I would think it would bea weird sex act.
Like you didn't know what a Borgwas.
You'd be like, hey, I'mnot going to that party.
I don't know, Sorry, guys, I'mactually straight I know.
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You're like, you're.
Really makes you thinkotherwise.
I may be an ally, but I can'tgo to the Borg party.
You.
Next topic.
21 Savage 21 Savage.
I really don't know muchabout him.
I don't think I have anything tocontribute.
Tell me about 21 Savage.
I don’t know much about himeither.
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Oh.
I yeah.
What are other 21 themed thingsI did?
Oh, I have that.
You tried to get it.
I tried so hard when I was incollege to get it.
My roommate and I were tryingto get one from this guy.
We were like 20.
We were too close to 21 to betrying to do this.
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18.
19 you.
Can’t be.
Yeah, we were 20 for sure, 100%.
We were 20.
We were trying to figure it out.
We had found a guy we gave himthe money.
I think we like Venmo’d him orsomething.
And then I was out of townfor something and she was
supposed to go pick it up, had apanic attack, didn't go, and he
said, don't worry, I'll mailit to you.
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I never got it.
And then we kept trying to hithim up after no, no response.
Ghosted us on our fake IDs.
Yeah, so I never got mine, evenif it didn't work.
And it was the shittiest thingin the world.
And so cool just to have, youknow.
Yeah.
I didn't.
Get it.
Yeah.
What about you?
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I never had any fake ID.
But I was terribly embarrassedof the idea of a bouncer taking
my fake ID away from me, and Ihad to turn around right then
and there.
I go home that to this daybothers me that I go.
I couldn't handle thatemotionally.
Yeah, I’m too weak.
I thought I when we were outthis last weekend, I thought
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we were going to get turnedaround because the bouncer
asked me my age and asked mefor my birthday, like
specifically.
And and I, like, never rememberwhat day I'm.
When we were at, this weekend.
This weekend.
Oh, with my parents.
With your dad after.
Yeah.
Tipsy Goat.
No.
before.
I can't Tarantula Hill.
(08:49):
We were at Tarantula Hill, and,you know, they're really strict
on IDs there.
And he was asked me for mybirthday specifically.
I was like, yeah.
And I was like, really?
And then I had a panic attackthat I didn't know my own
birthday.
And he was I said it.
And then he was like, are yousure?
I'm like, no, honestly, notsure.
Fucking weirdo.
He carded you that Hard.
Yeah.
I mean you look good Em but I.
(09:10):
Don't look 21.
Under 21.
No, you don't look under 21.
I don't look 21.
You don’t look 20.
No.
I don't look 21.
That's insane.
Shout out.
That was cool.
Hey, doing something right.
Sick.
What's the best 21.
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Best 21 year old.
Drink?
I think we already picked it.
It's Borg.
Yeah, I have another one thathad to worst though.
Okay.
A Cosmo that's like one ofthose ones when you're, like,
trying to be fancy and older,and you, like, saw it on a TV
show one time, so you order it.
So crazy to think of a timeyou went to a bar and you were
just like, what do I get?
(09:52):
Yeah, it's hard.
And it's not that hard.
It's not, it's not.
It's so over complicated ina dumb 21 year old’s brain.
But yeah.
Like, You know, it's a weirddrink, a moscow mule.
Yeah, that's a specific guy.
That's a weird vibe.
That's also a specific venue.
You know, not everywhere evenhas that.
It's a weird thing.
(10:13):
Ginger beer.
Vodka.
Mint.
Yeah.
Muddled mint.
Yeah.
Get fucked if you’re going forthat.
Yeah.
Super weird.
Okay.
21.
What other activities are there?
You can buy cigarets at 21 now.
I mean, we could buy them at 18.
Could you imagine having to waittill you're 21 to buy cigarets?
(10:34):
That's pretty silly.
Do you have to be 21 for vapes?
Yeah.
Yeah, to be 21 for vapes,I think you have to be 21 for
lottery tickets too, now, right?
I have no idea.
I don't know, don't fact.
Check me on that one.
Yeah don’t fact check us.
What else?
You would be 21 for?
I think that's it.
(10:55):
That's the 21.
That’s what 21 is for you.
Your brain still not fullydeveloped.
But that's 25.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's super crazy.
I like a good 21 year oldwhen you meet em and you're
like, you're good kid.
Yeah, I’m an old man.
yeah, I know what you mean.
It's always weird whenyou really see a 21 year old.
In the wild.
(11:16):
Yeah, because I feel like barsare for, like, late 20s or early
30s.
You need to be able to buy acouple of drinks and an Uber.
But when you see a 21 out in thewild amongst like late 20s,
early 30s, it's like, whoa,it is crazy when you see the 50
year old guy really going forthe 21 year old like that.
(11:37):
Oh, it's so tough.
Yeah.
What do you think of that?
Like old creepy men alwaysgo for the 21 year old.
I mean..
shoot your shot king..
I don’t to tell you, it's.
Crazy.
.....
There's no legal.
That's a child.
Ethically I think it's a littletouchy.
Legally, I can't doanything about it so whatever
man.
No, I mean, I didn't expect youto do anything.
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I just want to know what youthought.
Women.
Think better of yourself.
You're better than that.
But even if he's really rich,you're probably not going to get
that much of his money.
He's just probably better atmanipulating.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah those guys are creeps.
Red flag .
Red flag.
I think that's about all we gotfor 21.
That's not a juicy episode.
But it's an Episode.
(12:20):
It's a I like it.
I think it's good.
But 21.
I think you need what.
You're going to give.
Our 21st episode of softball.
When 21 is like your biggestbirthday.
You ever get the most excitedfor.
You got to pipe up a littlemore.
Come on.
Hello?
Hello.
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Blacking out on your 21stbirthday?
A requirement of requirement 21.
Birthday requirements.
Blacking out, blacking out.
Shots.
Yeah.
Getting drunk in front of yourfamily first and then going out
with friends after.
Yes.
Getting money from your familyto pay for your drinks after.
I didn't get that.
You’re family hates you.
Yeah.
(13:01):
Different story.
Yeah I think you gotta drinkwith your parents You.
Yeah.
Get some cash.
Go out.
Yeah.
100%.
You gotta have a good crew.
It sucks when you're 21 and notthe whole crew's not 21.
And you're just alone.
Nit pick a few of these fuckfaces that can come with me.
Yeah.
Who can I go with.
(13:21):
You're like looking to somebodyolder, but, like, you're
probably not that close with.
But, you know, they can go.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
21 birthday requirements.
That's I mean, I think that'sit.
That's about it.
That's about it.
But those are good things.
You tell people it's your 21stbirthday.
Everyone gets piped up.
I don't know.
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Would I buy a 21 year old adrink.
No.
But you went on their 21st.
You saw him at the bar.
I was at a bar and it was theirbirthday.
Yeah you would.
They happened to talk to me.
I’d absolutely buy them a drink.
What am I saying.
I buy everybody drinks I'm likeyeah you're right.
I would buy a dog a drink ifhe’d have a sip.
If you felt good about it.
If he was a cool dog.
(14:03):
Yeah.
You would definitely buy the 21year old a drink.
Nice I think I.
Mean now that's it.
Now.
That's it now.
That's it.
Welcome.
We've landed this plane, sowhat's new with you?
I don't have a concussionanymore.
You don’t have a concussion.
I feel good.
I'm training for the marathon.
Training for the marathon nextyear.
I ran a mile and a half today.
(14:25):
That was pretty cool.
This is all too positive you’reshowing off.
My shoulder still hurts from myconcussion.
Okay, so it's still concussion.
Accident Pain.
Yeah, I think the guy reallynailed my shoulder when he hit
me.
You got fucking knocked outcold.
Yeah, so.
But my shoulder still hurts.
You look cute in that dress.
Thank you.
What's new with you?
(14:47):
What is new with me?
Come on.
Nothing.
I don't have anything new.
This.
That's fun.
Episode 21 Okay.
I don't have anything new, do I?
Do you know of any newnessin me?
You got leather pants.
I got some leather pants, andI've been wearing them.
And they're pretty cool.
I like em, the pockets.
(15:09):
A little tight to get into, butthat's okay.
The front pocket or the backpocket?
Front pocket, back pocket’sfine.
Except back pocket.
I have a leather wallet.
Okay.
Leather sometimes gets stuck oneachother when I’m sitting in em
for a little bit.
Ooh, sometimes I’m really pryingthose leathers apart.
Okay.
It's like when cheese is stuckto eachother.
Trying to slip your fingerin there and they're just stuck
(15:32):
to each other.
Like in the bar.
Hot.
Look.
I mean, depending on what sideof town you're on, that could go
really well or really poorly.
No.
So, yeah, leather pants are new.
Oh, no.
Other new clothing items.
I need more boots.
More boots?
What kind of boots do you want?
Well, I got to get my bootsfixed, and I'd rather just get
(15:53):
more boots.
I think you should get yourboots fixed.
You have a good pair of boots.
Yeah.
You got to go to the cobbler.
Yeah, I got to go to a cobbler.
I gotta get cobbled.
Get cobbled.
Yeah.
I've never been to a cobbler.
I feel like it'd be, I feel likeit'd be a fun experience.
Yeah I think it'd be good.
I feel like it's going to belike some like.
You take very good careof these shoes.
(16:16):
They might.
It's like the dentist for yourshoes.
Yeah.
But also it’s not a dentist so.
But he's probably been doing itfor like 50 years.
And he's got little wooden boyin the back.
Yeah.
And he like wishes it was real.
I'm not sure how that started.
Yeah.
But maybe I don't think it was apedophile thing.
(16:37):
I think his son died.
Pinocchio, his son died and thenhe remade it.
Yeah Gepetto remade Pinocchio.
The movie's called Pinocchio.
Puppets called Pinnochio.
Anyways, what's bad with you?
Anything?
I feel you're doing good rightnow.
I have a 20% interest rate onmy car I found out.
(16:59):
That's so fucked.
That's so fucked.
Yeah, that.
That's a bummer.
Yeah.
So I'm going to lose like tengrand for just nothing.
Yeah.
Fuck interest rates right now.
Yeah.
Being an adult sucks.
Be 21.
But being 20.
(17:19):
Being 21 was cool.
We were 21 at a good time to be21 pre-COVID.
anytime.
Not during.
Covid okay.
Yeah.
Being 21 in Covid sucks.
But Any other time is.
Pretty.
Good.
Yeah I mean before us peoplethat was like club era right
before phones That would butthat's something I wish I
experienced clubs no phoneswould have been crazy.
(17:44):
had to go crazy.
The drugs in the club had to beinsane.
The drugs, theinappropriateness, the.
It had to be so much gnarlier.
Now celebrities don't go outI feel like No.
They go to private parties whereNDAs are everywhere.
You know, it's a differentthing.
Yeah.
It's like, okay, I want to seeyou be crazy.
Don't hide your crazy.
(18:04):
We live in LA we want to brushshoulders with these psychos.
I want to know.
If you are going to be apsychopath.
Be be so real.
See us out.
Watch out.
He's going to buy you a shot.
I’ll buy you anything You’remy new child.
Daddy Demon.
Daddy Demon will take care youevery night.
(18:26):
Oh my God.
You think it’s wrong?
They’ll be under my wings.
Fly with me.
No, it's not wrong.
I know how true it is.
You.
I speak my truth.
I will go bankrupt for anybody.
You live your truth.
And that's the end of this one.
Live your truth.
Happy 21.
(18:47):
Happy 21.
Go get.
Blackout drunk.
In honor of us.
Us, make strangers pay for yourdrinks.
Leave the country if you'returning 19.
Yep.
celebrate your 21st as manytimes as you can.
Yeah be 21 as many times as youcan.
Yeah.
turning 30.
That's going to be my next 21.
Yeah.
Here we go.
(19:07):
Getting ready.
Party time.
Ready.
Love you guys.
See you next time.
Welcome to another episode ofDemon Babie.
I'm Demon of Hollywood, a.k.a.
Joey Lombardo.
Down with the number oneproblema Emma.
Otherwise known as the BlondBabie The, hostess with the
mostest, person who wouldn'tflash me on the walk with my
dog.
Hello, hello, hello.
It is Hollywood, and I am notgoing to flash you on the street
(00:21):
in the daylight, across from.
It was fine.
Exactly.
Welcome to the Demon Babiepodcast.
(00:41):
Happy 21st First episode.
Happy 21st episode.
I'm so excited.
In honor of twenty one.
21.
This is, 21st episode.
and the topic is 21.
Yeah.
And then everything to do with21.
First topic.
First topic.
Your favorite part of your 21stbirthday?
Favorite part of my 21stbirthday?
(01:02):
Yes.
Mmmm..
being surprised I had a surprisebirthday.
So that was cool.
Pretty fun, and then, yeah nothat was my favorite part.
The surprise the people I didn'texpect.
Yeah I think we cut you offguard with that one.
I saw the party maybe coming.
But the true surprise wasthe guest list and that was
(01:23):
nice.
Yeah, it was a good guest list.
Thank you.
Yeah, we worked hard on it.
What was the favorite ofbirthday?
My 21st.
Also a surprise, which wasgreat.
I think mine was betterthan yours, but I think
the funniest part is I literallylost my phone on it.
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
You were fucked up, well what’ddid you do on you’re 21st?
(01:44):
You.
Yeah.
I also had a surprise party, butyou ran me around.
You went to Catch.
That was good catch for dinner.
And then we went to No Vacancy.
And then you had a surprisetable at Davey Wayne's, and
that really caught me off guard.
That was fun.
And then we had went with adifferent group to Mel's.
(02:06):
Yeah.
I don't know.
I was blacked out.
Yeah.
And then I left my phone there.
Yeah.
We think you lost your phone.
at Mel’s.
We think that's what the phonewas.
Not sure.
Yeah.
I think my favorite part wasdancing, at Davey Waynes tho.
That was really fun.
Yeah, and that was like I hadsprained my ankle, like, a month
(02:27):
before at Halloween, like,really badly.
So it was my first day back,like walking without crutches.
Oh, yeah.
The whole goal was to be betterby my birthday.
So we did it.
Yeah.
Super memorable.
Great.
Well, well, we also same topic,but next topic.
(02:48):
19th birthday in Canada is likeyour 21st birthday in America.
What do you say?
How did you learn something?
What is this topic?
I got to 21st birthdays.
You got your 21st birthday?
Because I took you to Canada foryour 19th birthday.
Yeah, that was cool.
So you double dipped?
Yeah.
Would that make you perverted.
No.
Alcoholic?
Maybe.
(03:09):
What are you.
Alcoholic?
Bi.
But close.
All right.
Next topic.
Next topic.
21 old drinks.
Oh.
Like things you drink whenyou're 21?
things you when you're 21.
Oh, you drink all kinds ofstupid shit.
Vodka Crans.
Okay.
Vodka crans.
I have less beef with, though,but I.
(03:30):
I'm someone that did this whenyou order fucking champagne
at the bar.
Crazy.
You haven't really.
You don't know what you want.
You have no experience pointsYou don't know what you're
doing.
You look insane.
Yeah.
It's insane.
I saw, like, a 21 year old.
I saw a 21 year old do that.
Like last weekend when we wereout.
(03:51):
And I was like, been there.
Yeah.
Like I'm like, you gotta picksomething else.
Yeah.
You got a Rum‘n Coke that’sa big 21 year old drink.
Yeah.
Do you think that's just likeour generation's 21 year old
drink, though, because, like,they would see their parents
doing it.
I feel like that's like a boomerdrink.
Like they still drink it, and.
(04:12):
My parents drink them too.
Yeah.
I think it might be theirgeneration.
Really like rum and Cokes.
So it's our generation's likeyou drank that.
Intro drink.
Intro drink.
Dirty Shirley’s are delicious.
oooh that'll give you the worsthangover.
I would I could drink a DirtyShirley and not even realize
it’s alcoholic Oh, 100%.
I could definitely.
(04:34):
I've definitely put myselfin the grave drinking dirty
shirleys when I was 21, beinglike, oh, I know what I'll
order! That’s the best.
21 year old drink.
I think.
Yeah, I think the worst is likean AMF.
I think the worst is likeGatorade and vodka.
Oh, you don’t really.
Really nightmare.
But you're not getting that ata bar that's just at your house.
(04:56):
Yeah.
21.
You go, fuck.
I don’t have anything.
I think gatorade will work.
Okay.
Next topic.
Borg.
We've never.
We were too old.
We're out.
We're outdated for the Borg.
I know, but I saw a bunch ofBorg, Saint Patrick's Day.
Like.
No.
Just emptied.
Emptied all over.
(05:16):
I love Borg mentality.
I wish we Borgged I could stillBorg.
I'm not.
It's not part of my people.
What?
What would you put in your Borg?
See, I think it's usually.
It's crazy.
It’s like a mio right?
So you do like the drop, youknow, like you're making your
own drinks.
Droplet water things?
Yeah.
(05:37):
What are those.
Mio’s.
Mio.
So I would do, I do a red mio.
And vodka..
probably.
Yeah.
For some reason it can't betequila water.
I think that's it.
I don't know, I think peoplereally do a lot of different
stuff with their borgs.
I think they do very little withtheir Borg’s.
(05:58):
I think Borg’s are bare minimum.
I'm going to need some borg tokreviews.
Do you know what Borg standsfor?
Tell me.
Black out.
Blackout.
Rage.
Gallon.
Gallon.
Yeah.
Black Out Rage Gallon.
Good naming people.
Nailed it, nailed it.
Black Out Rage Gallon.
Yeah.
Maybe that'll be theme for mybirthday.
Ooooooh.
(06:20):
Borg.
Black Out Rage Gallon.
I could Borg at pride.
Pride would be a great Borgsession.
Right?
If you could get away withwalking around with that.
Pride, I would think it would bea weird sex act.
Like you didn't know what a Borgwas.
You'd be like, hey, I'mnot going to that party.
I don't know, Sorry, guys, I'mactually straight I know.
(06:41):
You're like, you're.
Really makes you thinkotherwise.
I may be an ally, but I can'tgo to the Borg party.
You.
Next topic.
21 Savage 21 Savage.
I really don't know muchabout him.
I don't think I have anything tocontribute.
Tell me about 21 Savage.
I don’t know much about himeither.
(07:02):
Oh.
I yeah.
What are other 21 themed thingsI did?
Oh, I have that.
You tried to get it.
I tried so hard when I was incollege to get it.
My roommate and I were tryingto get one from this guy.
We were like 20.
We were too close to 21 to betrying to do this.
(07:25):
18.
19 you.
Can’t be.
Yeah, we were 20 for sure, 100%.
We were 20.
We were trying to figure it out.
We had found a guy we gave himthe money.
I think we like Venmo’d him orsomething.
And then I was out of townfor something and she was
supposed to go pick it up, had apanic attack, didn't go, and he
said, don't worry, I'll mailit to you.
(07:45):
I never got it.
And then we kept trying to hithim up after no, no response.
Ghosted us on our fake IDs.
Yeah, so I never got mine, evenif it didn't work.
And it was the shittiest thingin the world.
And so cool just to have, youknow.
Yeah.
I didn't.
Get it.
Yeah.
What about you?
(08:06):
I never had any fake ID.
But I was terribly embarrassedof the idea of a bouncer taking
my fake ID away from me, and Ihad to turn around right then
and there.
I go home that to this daybothers me that I go.
I couldn't handle thatemotionally.
Yeah, I’m too weak.
I thought I when we were outthis last weekend, I thought
(08:27):
we were going to get turnedaround because the bouncer
asked me my age and asked mefor my birthday, like
specifically.
And and I, like, never rememberwhat day I'm.
When we were at, this weekend.
This weekend.
Oh, with my parents.
With your dad after.
Yeah.
Tipsy Goat.
No.
before.
I can't Tarantula Hill.
(08:49):
We were at Tarantula Hill, and,you know, they're really strict
on IDs there.
And he was asked me for mybirthday specifically.
I was like, yeah.
And I was like, really?
And then I had a panic attackthat I didn't know my own
birthday.
And he was I said it.
And then he was like, are yousure?
I'm like, no, honestly, notsure.
Fucking weirdo.
He carded you that Hard.
Yeah.
I mean you look good Em but I.
(09:10):
Don't look 21.
Under 21.
No, you don't look under 21.
I don't look 21.
You don’t look 20.
No.
I don't look 21.
That's insane.
Shout out.
That was cool.
Hey, doing something right.
Sick.
What's the best 21.
(09:30):
Best 21 year old.
Drink?
I think we already picked it.
It's Borg.
Yeah, I have another one thathad to worst though.
Okay.
A Cosmo that's like one ofthose ones when you're, like,
trying to be fancy and older,and you, like, saw it on a TV
show one time, so you order it.
So crazy to think of a timeyou went to a bar and you were
just like, what do I get?
(09:52):
Yeah, it's hard.
And it's not that hard.
It's not, it's not.
It's so over complicated ina dumb 21 year old’s brain.
But yeah.
Like, You know, it's a weirddrink, a moscow mule.
Yeah, that's a specific guy.
That's a weird vibe.
That's also a specific venue.
You know, not everywhere evenhas that.
It's a weird thing.
(10:13):
Ginger beer.
Vodka.
Mint.
Yeah.
Muddled mint.
Yeah.
Get fucked if you’re going forthat.
Yeah.
Super weird.
Okay.
21.
What other activities are there?
You can buy cigarets at 21 now.
I mean, we could buy them at 18.
Could you imagine having to waittill you're 21 to buy cigarets?
(10:34):
That's pretty silly.
Do you have to be 21 for vapes?
Yeah.
Yeah, to be 21 for vapes,I think you have to be 21 for
lottery tickets too, now, right?
I have no idea.
I don't know, don't fact.
Check me on that one.
Yeah don’t fact check us.
What else?
You would be 21 for?
I think that's it.
(10:55):
That's the 21.
That’s what 21 is for you.
Your brain still not fullydeveloped.
But that's 25.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's super crazy.
I like a good 21 year oldwhen you meet em and you're
like, you're good kid.
Yeah, I’m an old man.
yeah, I know what you mean.
It's always weird whenyou really see a 21 year old.
In the wild.
(11:16):
Yeah, because I feel like barsare for, like, late 20s or early
30s.
You need to be able to buy acouple of drinks and an Uber.
But when you see a 21 out in thewild amongst like late 20s,
early 30s, it's like, whoa,it is crazy when you see the 50
year old guy really going forthe 21 year old like that.
(11:37):
Oh, it's so tough.
Yeah.
What do you think of that?
Like old creepy men alwaysgo for the 21 year old.
I mean..
shoot your shot king..
I don’t to tell you, it's.
Crazy.
.....
There's no legal.
That's a child.
Ethically I think it's a littletouchy.
Legally, I can't doanything about it so whatever
man.
No, I mean, I didn't expect youto do anything.
(11:59):
I just want to know what youthought.
Women.
Think better of yourself.
You're better than that.
But even if he's really rich,you're probably not going to get
that much of his money.
He's just probably better atmanipulating.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah those guys are creeps.
Red flag .
Red flag.
I think that's about all we gotfor 21.
That's not a juicy episode.
But it's an Episode.
(12:20):
It's a I like it.
I think it's good.
But 21.
I think you need what.
You're going to give.
Our 21st episode of softball.
When 21 is like your biggestbirthday.
You ever get the most excitedfor.
You got to pipe up a littlemore.
Come on.
Hello?
Hello.
(12:41):
Blacking out on your 21stbirthday?
A requirement of requirement 21.
Birthday requirements.
Blacking out, blacking out.
Shots.
Yeah.
Getting drunk in front of yourfamily first and then going out
with friends after.
Yes.
Getting money from your familyto pay for your drinks after.
I didn't get that.
You’re family hates you.
Yeah.
(13:01):
Different story.
Yeah I think you gotta drinkwith your parents You.
Yeah.
Get some cash.
Go out.
Yeah.
100%.
You gotta have a good crew.
It sucks when you're 21 and notthe whole crew's not 21.
And you're just alone.
Nit pick a few of these fuckfaces that can come with me.
Yeah.
Who can I go with.
(13:21):
You're like looking to somebodyolder, but, like, you're
probably not that close with.
But, you know, they can go.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
21 birthday requirements.
That's I mean, I think that'sit.
That's about it.
That's about it.
But those are good things.
You tell people it's your 21stbirthday.
Everyone gets piped up.
I don't know.
(13:41):
Would I buy a 21 year old adrink.
No.
But you went on their 21st.
You saw him at the bar.
I was at a bar and it was theirbirthday.
Yeah you would.
They happened to talk to me.
I’d absolutely buy them a drink.
What am I saying.
I buy everybody drinks I'm likeyeah you're right.
I would buy a dog a drink ifhe’d have a sip.
If you felt good about it.
If he was a cool dog.
(14:03):
Yeah.
You would definitely buy the 21year old a drink.
Nice I think I.
Mean now that's it.
Now.
That's it now.
That's it.
Welcome.
We've landed this plane, sowhat's new with you?
I don't have a concussionanymore.
You don’t have a concussion.
I feel good.
I'm training for the marathon.
Training for the marathon nextyear.
I ran a mile and a half today.
(14:25):
That was pretty cool.
This is all too positive you’reshowing off.
My shoulder still hurts from myconcussion.
Okay, so it's still concussion.
Accident Pain.
Yeah, I think the guy reallynailed my shoulder when he hit
me.
You got fucking knocked outcold.
Yeah, so.
But my shoulder still hurts.
You look cute in that dress.
Thank you.
What's new with you?
(14:47):
What is new with me?
Come on.
Nothing.
I don't have anything new.
This.
That's fun.
Episode 21 Okay.
I don't have anything new, do I?
Do you know of any newnessin me?
You got leather pants.
I got some leather pants, andI've been wearing them.
And they're pretty cool.
I like em, the pockets.
(15:09):
A little tight to get into, butthat's okay.
The front pocket or the backpocket?
Front pocket, back pocket’sfine.
Except back pocket.
I have a leather wallet.
Okay.
Leather sometimes gets stuck oneachother when I’m sitting in em
for a little bit.
Ooh, sometimes I’m really pryingthose leathers apart.
Okay.
It's like when cheese is stuckto eachother.
Trying to slip your fingerin there and they're just stuck
(15:32):
to each other.
Like in the bar.
Hot.
Look.
I mean, depending on what sideof town you're on, that could go
really well or really poorly.
No.
So, yeah, leather pants are new.
Oh, no.
Other new clothing items.
I need more boots.
More boots?
What kind of boots do you want?
Well, I got to get my bootsfixed, and I'd rather just get
(15:53):
more boots.
I think you should get yourboots fixed.
You have a good pair of boots.
Yeah.
You got to go to the cobbler.
Yeah, I got to go to a cobbler.
I gotta get cobbled.
Get cobbled.
Yeah.
I've never been to a cobbler.
I feel like it'd be, I feel likeit'd be a fun experience.
Yeah I think it'd be good.
I feel like it's going to belike some like.
You take very good careof these shoes.
(16:16):
They might.
It's like the dentist for yourshoes.
Yeah.
But also it’s not a dentist so.
But he's probably been doing itfor like 50 years.
And he's got little wooden boyin the back.
Yeah.
And he like wishes it was real.
I'm not sure how that started.
Yeah.
But maybe I don't think it was apedophile thing.
(16:37):
I think his son died.
Pinocchio, his son died and thenhe remade it.
Yeah Gepetto remade Pinocchio.
The movie's called Pinocchio.
Puppets called Pinnochio.
Anyways, what's bad with you?
Anything?
I feel you're doing good rightnow.
I have a 20% interest rate onmy car I found out.
(16:59):
That's so fucked.
That's so fucked.
Yeah, that.
That's a bummer.
Yeah.
So I'm going to lose like tengrand for just nothing.
Yeah.
Fuck interest rates right now.
Yeah.
Being an adult sucks.
Be 21.
But being 20.
(17:19):
Being 21 was cool.
We were 21 at a good time to be21 pre-COVID.
anytime.
Not during.
Covid okay.
Yeah.
Being 21 in Covid sucks.
But Any other time is.
Pretty.
Good.
Yeah I mean before us peoplethat was like club era right
before phones That would butthat's something I wish I
experienced clubs no phoneswould have been crazy.
(17:44):
had to go crazy.
The drugs in the club had to beinsane.
The drugs, theinappropriateness, the.
It had to be so much gnarlier.
Now celebrities don't go outI feel like No.
They go to private parties whereNDAs are everywhere.
You know, it's a differentthing.
Yeah.
It's like, okay, I want to seeyou be crazy.
Don't hide your crazy.
(18:04):
We live in LA we want to brushshoulders with these psychos.
I want to know.
If you are going to be apsychopath.
Be be so real.
See us out.
Watch out.
He's going to buy you a shot.
I’ll buy you anything You’remy new child.
Daddy Demon.
Daddy Demon will take care youevery night.
(18:26):
Oh my God.
You think it’s wrong?
They’ll be under my wings.
Fly with me.
No, it's not wrong.
I know how true it is.
You.
I speak my truth.
I will go bankrupt for anybody.
You live your truth.
And that's the end of this one.
Live your truth.
Happy 21.
(18:47):
Happy 21.
Go get.
Blackout drunk.
In honor of us.
Us, make strangers pay for yourdrinks.
Leave the country if you'returning 19.
Yep.
celebrate your 21st as manytimes as you can.
Yeah be 21 as many times as youcan.
Yeah.
turning 30.
That's going to be my next 21.
Yeah.
Here we go.
(19:07):
Getting ready.
Party time.
Ready.
Love you guys.
See you next time.
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