April 2, 2025 • 20 mins
Welcome back, Demon Babie’s! It’s Episode 22, and we’re diving into the wild world of bathrooms. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, we all gotta use ‘em. From best and worst public restrooms to bathroom etiquette hot takes, we’re covering it all. Drop your spiciest bathroom opinions below, and let us know what you think!
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(00:00):
I Welcome to another episodeof the Demon Babie podcast.
(00:04):
It's me, Joey Lombardo, akaThe Demon of Hollywood, doing
another day and another podcastin another way.
And I'm here with my co-hostEmma Nilsson, Blond Babie.
But most people know her asBabie Rubio.
What?
Yeah.
You're Spanish.
Oh, claro que si.
Lo siento.
Yeah.
So, you know, you're big inMexico.
(00:25):
True.
Huge.
Verdad.
Welcome to another episode.
Today we're going to be goingover bathrooms, so let's get
to it.
I'm very excited for today'stopic.
(00:46):
I know we've been talking aboutthis all day.
This is going to be a greattopic.
It's going to be a greatepisode.
It's gonna be the best episode.
I think this is going to go downin episode history.
Number one episode.
You're too hyped for it ina good way. Yep.
So why don't you kick us offsince you're so excited?
What is your first topic?
My first topic.
First topic?
Japanese bathrooms.
That was gonna be mine.
(01:08):
It's my God.
Cream of the crop.
I actually, ever since we'vebeen back, I've been wanting
to change our toilet to one ofthose little Japanese toilets.
Yeah, I love it.
Hottest toilet.
It's so cool.
The ones that play music andthey have the bidet and
everything, I miss it.
I like the seat going upwhen you walk in.
I like that's nice.
I don't.
Yeah, I like that.
(01:29):
That's not even the partI'm most excited about.
I love every other part of thattoilet.
I think it's the coolest toiletin the world and I wish
we had them here.
I wish it was commonplace here.
They have those in publicrestrooms.
They're everywhere.
Everywhere, everywhere.
You are going to have a cleanbutt.
But I don't think there was onetoilet that wasn't fully,
suited up that I used.
I don't recall one notingany city we were into.
(01:51):
We were all over the map.
Every city, every.
Every toilet bowl.
Every level of food.
Yeah, and dining and hotel andeverything.
They said you will be clean.
Heated seats.
See, I don't know about theheated seats.
I like them.
Heated seat is mid for me.
But yeah, I miss it.
I wish we had it.
But we're not only talkingtoilet talk, we're also going
to be doing bathrooms.
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They have the best hand soapJapanese bathrooms okay.
And a lot of restaurantsand cafes had mouthwash in every
single one.
Elite.
And a little Dixie cup.
Well, mouthwash.
Why is that not even close tocommonplace here?
I haven't I haven't seen theonly place I see mouthwash is a
bathroom attendant.
(02:33):
Yeah, a bathroom attendant.
That's too much.
And I'm never going to be hasslein this guy for mouthwash.
And then he has candy andcigarets.
Yeah.
That's cool.
That's a whole different there.
I like a bathroom attendant.
That will be the next topic.
But why do we not have.
More.
Accommodations in our bathrooms?
I don't know, because Americansare greedy.
Americans are greedy and sloppyand gross, and they're unclean
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in comparison.
I will say the Japanese toiletvery nice.
10/10 if I'm going to ratethem. But overhyped still no.
Yep.
You just rated itten out of ten.
And we're literally talking it.
Rated like a million out of ten.
And I'm like, okay, calm down.
You still are.
Okay, just because your toiletisn't sodomizing you doesn't
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mean it's a bad experience.
And you can't clean yourself.
You're too high.
You're like, just get inthe anal play if you're
craving it that bad.
Yeah, you don't have to flyto Japan to just.
Buy a butt plug.
to get touched there.
You know, you don't.
Even need somebody elseto do it.
No. Yeah.
But I don't know like it's it isreally good, but it's still
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overhyped.
That's fine.
Not a lot of things are reallygood and overhyped.
True.
But yeah, I understand whatyou mean in that way.
But I still love them and I'mgoing to stay hyped up.
All right.
Sorry.
Next topic.
You made me forget it.
Honestly.
Bathroom attendants, bathroomattendants.
I don't like it.
I like it.
It feels classy to me.
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No, I feel like a scumbagbecause I never have cash on me.
Yeah, they take venmo now.
Okay, well, if you needsomething.
They're handing me the papertowel from the little holder
right.
There, handing them cashfor that.
But if you want some of theaccouterment.
I never take accouterment.
I just want a paper towel, andI want to be on my way.
Okay?
But I love buying the.
I don't even vape, but I lovegoing to the bathroom.
(04:23):
I'm like, guys, guess what?
I got?
Boom.
Brand new vape.
Okay, that's valid, but overallI'm not doing that.
So for me, it's just I feel likea scumbag for not tipping this
person who's waiting on everyonehand and foot and being really
nice.
Wait, well, let's maybe notblame them and blame you.
And maybe you are a scumbag.
To what I'm saying.
I feel I am.
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There making you feel as youare.
I feel.
What I am putting me in my.
A scumbag.
They’re putting me in my goddamnplace.
Yeah, I hate it.
Okay, so you don't like that?
No, I really hate it.
They're usually very.
Nice.
I know.
It's worse.
I mean, it's not a glorious jobto them.
They're pretty humble about it,Joey.
It makes me feel even worse.
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They're nice.
Yes.
Imagine if they're mean, though.
I wouldn't feel as bad.
All right, next topic.
Showers that don't have a door.
Like, you know how it's gettingreally popular.
The like the shower.
Without it, you can justwalk out.
Yeah.
And then there's just fuckingwater everywhere.
I don't mind it, I like it.
You like that?
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Your whole bathroom.
Now what?
Well, if.
You know how to tell yourselfoff, it's not a problem.
No, it's not about the towelingoff.
It's about the telling of. No.
Hear me out.
The whole floor is wet fromthe shower.
I understand, I like it,I like a wet room.
What kind of pervert are you.
Oh my God I'm allowed to likesomething.
We know you like it wetbut chill out.
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Jesus Didn’t you liked it dry.
Sometimes, at least inthe shower.
It needs to be dry.
Once I'm out of the shower, it'sgross.
See if if your room's gettingwet.
The shower is not big enough.
You're too poor for that.
I'm in a one room environment.
I'm not in any way rich rightnow.
But if you're getting too muchroom wet.
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That means everything's toosmall.
You're too poor.
You don't have the squarefootage properly.
We have been in enough hotelsthat do this, and they're nice
hotels.
And the whole bathroomstill gets wet.
So I don't agree with the pooraspect I think are bad design.
I think it's bad design.
No, I think it's just lack ofspace.
No, I need.
To be in bigger space.
It's bad design.
I like them.
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It's about design.
We are not going to agreeon this next topic.
Home installed bidets?
Depends.
I think it's.
A kind of trashy.
If it's not auto right on there,I don't like the looks of it.
There was one apartmentI went to and it had it and I
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didn't want to touch it.
And it was just kind of likeweirdly fixed on to the toilet.
And I kept looking at it like,this just looks wrong, like it
looks weird.
It gives trashy because,you know.
Yeah, I.
Don't know why it does.
I think it's probably veryhygienic and good and.
Oh, I'm sure.
Love them.
I don't like how much peoplelove them, but yeah, it does
just give a little trashynessto me.
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And I'm not sure why, butit just does it.
It does?
Yeah.
It just feels.
You need that much.
You need that much.
Maybe they do.
Next topic.
Porta bodies.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
Nice topic.
You know, they're the worstthing in the absolute world.
And I hate them, but I love themat the same time.
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What?
Yeah.
How?
Why?
They're when you need them.
And they always make you want tofucking puke.
You know, there's been sometimes late nights where
you're in a porta potty andyou're like, glad I'm in this
porta potty.
That's true when you're indesperate need and it happens
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to be there.
Yeah.
It's nice.
Yeah.
But you know, what's the worstis when it doesn't even have,
like, a handwash station outsideand you're just fucking, like,
searching for hand sanitizer.
It's a tough look.
Yeah, yeah, the whole set up,and it's just bad.
It's never there.
Yeah.
That's a real grimy.
Sometimes there's hand sanitizerand I am coating myself in it.
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Yeah, it's shower time.
Fucking gross.
Yeah.
You don't eat after that.
No, you don't do anything.
You go home, you go home, you gohome.
You're done.
You're done.
Because, like, yeah, bathroomroutines.
Next topic.
Sorry.
Next up, a bathroom routines.
Like washing up routines.
What do you mean?
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Okay, let me run by, somethingI do in public bathrooms.
Okay.
This is my public bathroom demonHollywood public bathroom
routine.
Okay, if.
It's not a bar, like we'realready in the grime
of the world.
If you're being a nice person ofthe world, there’s sunlight out,
most likely this routineshappening.
Okay.
Daylight.
Bathroom.
(08:56):
Understood.
Go on, walk in.
Grab a paper towel.
First object, then use thatpaper towel.
Touch everything.
Lock the door with the alleverything handles.
Flushing everything with thatpaper towel.
Starting this thing, closingthe thing.
Then new paper towel.
Clean this bathroom experience.
That's my daytime publicbathroom right.
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I like that.
Yeah.
You don't have any routine.
Wow.
You just go in like a wildanimal.
No I just try not to touchanything as much as possible.
That's a lot of footwork.
Squat you know.
Okay.
Get calves burning, thighsburning.
Wash my hands for as long aspossible.
That's what.
Row row row your boat twice.
Yeah, twice.
Got it.
Every time I come out squeakyclean.
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And then I usually, especiallyif the doors get pushed open,
I'll kick it with my foot soI don't get my hands dirty.
Yeah, yeah.
Big door kicker.
Yeah.
I'm kicking everything in there.
I'm like Bruce Lee.
Yeah.
Love it.
Next topic.
Hands soap.
Oh there's tiers to hands soap.
the tiers.
to hands up is insane.
(10:01):
I just.
It's gotten out of hand.
I love it I recently got a handsoap I hate it.
And it was just the mostupsetting things.
I wanted to replace it rightaway.
And I felt like I was stupidbecause we had gone from a nice
hand soap to just a whateverhand soap.
And it was what do we have,what was our nice one.
Our nice one was the AesopWas that the one with the micro
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plastics in it.
Yes.
Nice.
Yeah.
I like those microplastics.
Oh yeah.
No I take.
Those.
I feel extra clean after.
Yeah.
Those things were nice.
They had little beads andthey've just.
It's almost like they'reexfoliating.
So I went from that to like,Doctor Bronner's like lavender
soap.
Terrible.
And it's brown.
And it just never came outof the handle.
Squirty part.
Right.
And it just I feel like it goteverywhere.
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How viscous do you wantyour hand soap.
I want it to just be thickenough that it just puddles on
your hand.
Not fucking shooting acrossthe room.
I don't want a squirter.
Well sorry if we're talking handsoap, I agree.
Yeah, we're talking hand soap.
Okay then yes, I agree.
Yeah.
I don't want to be on recordsaying I don't want a squirter.
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That'd be crazy.
Understood.
I feel like you can't.
You shouldn't be able to pass itbetween your hands without
any water like this.
Like it's got to be thickenough.
Yeah, to hold on to a hand.
Yeah I agree.
Yeah.
It has to be thick enoughto puddle on your hand and not
fucking shoot across the room.
Throw it like you know.
Yeah.
Water.
(11:24):
Yeah I agree like honey.
Yeah I want a honey consistencyin my hand soap.
I agree.
Next up is bathroom tiles.
There's levels to that too.
There are I don't know if biggertiles are classier or smaller
tiles are classier I always I'm,I feel like almost mid not
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middle schmidle small mediumsmmedium tiles are probably the
classiest.
You know it's the trashiest.
That big square fake marble.
It was really popular like 4 or5 years ago though.
Yeah, but now I feel like yousee it in like a 7-11 bathroom.
(12:06):
True.
Yeah.
You know.
When you know it's fake.
Fake.
You're like, that's it's.
Peeling up at the edges.
Yeah.
You're like, whoa, that's that'snot how rocks erode.
No.
Yeah yeah that's tough I agree.
Yeah I really like the currenttrend of like the longer
rectangle ones.
And then they're all likea little uneven and like yeah,
neutral tone really into.
(12:27):
That South American.
Yeah.
They look artisanal.
I like those a lot.
Sometimes up sometimes I likea white subway tile.
But I feel like once they're notfreshly installed they look bad.
Black subway tile.
Black or white.
Yeah.
Oh you know what I love.
This isn't a bathroom butthe black subway tile ceiling.
Yeah I like the dumpling spot atthe dumpling spot on Cahuenga.
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It has a really pretty dome.
Very nice.
All tile.
Nice to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I agree.
I feel like tiles got to beshiny.
No.
Not always.
No.
Okay, true.
Not always.
First of all, you're wrong.
I yeah, I immediately took itback.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about, like, Spanish tile?
Like that red tile.
(13:09):
What do you think of that?
My original childhood house wasall that on the base layer.
So you hate it?
I it feels.
No, I don't hate it.
I don't it doesn't feel classyor nice.
I think it can be.
Maybe.
I think it depends on thesetting.
Nice I have okay.
I think I think it dependson the setting.
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There you go.
Yeah.
Next topic.
Bathtubs.
Bathtubs.
Do you like a lion's foot?
You mean like a clawfoot?
Clawfoot, love.
Isn’t it a lions claw.
It's clawfoot.
It's a clawfoot.
Tub.
No lion in there.
No.
You, sir.
Pretty sure.
Damn.
Sorry.
Clawfoot tubs.
Nice.
Do you like your bath tub like afreestanding bath tub, or do
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you like it attached to theshower?
I think freestanding is classierFreestanding is way class.
Yeah, because once again, you'reproving you have the room.
You have space.
You have space.
Yeah.
But sometimes if it's forcedinto a, like, a corner or
something, I go, thatlooks stupid.
But if it's up against a bigwindow, that's nice.
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Yeah.
For all the pervs out there.
Yeah.
I know who you are.
Some of us like to look outthe window.
Some of us like.
Yeah, but you know what theproblem is?
If you have a cheap tub and thenit hasn't been, like,
refinished, and then it's justturning yellow.
Yeah.
Stained tubs, tough look.
Stained tub is tough.
That's one sign of.
Really old old LA apartmentshave tiny tubs.
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Like I swear to God they onlyfill up like a foot deep.
I don't know what the fuckthat is.
About Japanese tub.
It's not long.
It's only.
It's like circular.
I've never used one so.
Maybe it's nice.
I feel like it's weird, though,when you're sitting in, like,
a deeper.
Yeah, I don't I might be nice.
I don't know, I don't know.
I'd like to try that beforeI comment on it.
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Okay.
No comment.
But I love a bathtub.
But I don't bath that often.
I don't ever bath unless I'mviolently ill.
That's when I'll.
Bath.
And then we got to reallyscrub it down after.
Yeah, yeah.
Violently ill is the only timeI'll take about.
If I'm, like, crazy sore,have bad cramps, then I'll
hop in there.
It’s good for cramps.
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Yeah.
Next topic.
Showerheads.
Oh, I.
Want a showerhead that will makeme bleed.
It's kind of I want.
I want to be worried.
I'm bald after.
I want it to hurt me.
I want it to rip me apart.
I want it to.
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I want Bdsm in the shower.
I want it to just take advantageof me, Do whatever it pleases.
I cannot have a soft watershower.
Showerhead that does soft.
I can't do it, I hate it.
I need good water pressure.
You want to get beat up?
I want it to look like I wasprotesting for black rights
with a fire hose hitting me,which.
(15:58):
You should have been.
Well, you did, I wasn’t around.
Yeah, I don't agree with thatfully.
Like, I definitely wantedto have good water pressure so
it can get the shampoo outof my hair, but I don't want to
bleed.
Have you ever had it too strong?
No.
Exactly.
Ours is definitely not as strongas I would like.
There was one week thatthey were working on the pipes
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and our water pressure got,turned up.
We were cooking was withpressure.
That was the best week at theapartment.
I had felt so clean.
I don't really like rainwatershower heads.
I feel like they're pointless.
I like them.
They're just for vibes.
You're not getting clean.
Oh I like vibes.
You just said that.
That's like the softest showerhead you could get.
(16:41):
No.
There's so much water falling.
It's just like dripping on you.
drip drop.
drip drop bitch.
Drop it I'll take it.
All right.
Sorrry I like to feel like I’min nature for once in my life.
I like, like a shower handle.
Like.
Yeah, I'm sure you do.
Okay.
Next topic.
Sinks.
Sinks, sinks are the spoons ofthe bathroom.
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You need the sink to justbe right.
And there's so many sinksthat just miss.
And I hate them so much.
It's like I have autism.
You do.
It just makes my skin crawl.
So I'm saying, like,why would you do this?
I love going into a fancyrestaurant and seeing what their
sinks look like.
I have to go to the bathroomat least once because I need
to see what the sink looks like.
(17:26):
Speaking of, we're going todo a side topic on this topic.
Restaurant bathrooms need to uptheir game 90% of the time.
That 10% that really go for it.
Oh, beautiful.
I'll probably come back.
I'm taking pictures.
I'm posting.
I'm probably tagging.
Yeah.
When the bathroom at a nicerestaurant, it's just as nice
as the food and everything.
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I'm like, oh, you guys did it.
This is a ten out of tenexperience when it's bullshit.
Oh, I'm pissed, I'm pissed.
I'm like, why am I here?
Yeah.
Excuse me.
Where was the ambiance?
You ruined my ambiance.
You ruin the vibe.
You took me out.
Candlelight out there.
Why am I coming in here withfluorescent tubes?
Yeah, can’t.
and white marble.
(18:09):
Fake tile.
Enough with the tile.
And wood that peels.
Get us a nice stone sink thatruns right.
Yeah.
I like a stone sink.
Yeah, like a big slab stonesink.
Yeah.
That's ideal.
Do you think there should bemore sinks that are separate
from, like, all the cabinetryin a bathroom?
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Or do you think like.
No, no, I don't like that.
Okay, okay.
I have freestanding sink now.
Yeah.
Just checking.
Freestanding sink.
Also ugly.
So ugly.
Yeah.
Always ugly.
Never, ever nice now.
Except.
Nope.
Always ugly.
Always ugly.
Yeah, I had an idea, and thenI really thought about it.
There you go.
(18:49):
Next topic.
That was my topic.
Your next topic?
Is there not a more fun, sillyvibe than packing your friends
into a bathroom?
Either a house party, a bar,a club, a rave.
Anywhere.
It's no, it's the best vibe.
And then you get the.
You get the best placein the party always.
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You get the mid party debriefand it is literally the best
moment of the whole party.
Then you get the people outsidegoing, every three seconds
you're like, hold on, hold on.
And everyone's.
There’s women in here!Everyone's just not even
going to.
Everyone's talking, just chat.
Oh, it's so there are, there'speople taking turns peeing and
stuff.
Whatever.
No one cares.
(19:32):
There's no better vibe.
Bathroom full of people.
Chatter is going on.
That's where the real.
Yap happens.
that's where that's one of themost beautiful yaps.
Yeah, I agree.
I want one of that in my life.
That's the reasonthis is a whole topic, because
that's how important bathroomsare.
You can't have bathroom yap.
Without bathrooms.
If you want to have communityand have real friends,
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you need to go to the bathroomyap.
yeah.
If you're not going to thebathroom with your friends, I'm
sorry.
You don't have real friends.
Yeah.
You don't know.
You need to go to the bathroom.
Yeah, I think that's alright.
think that's the moral of thestory.
Yeah.
Find a good bathroom and go tothe bathroom with your friends.
Yeah.
That's it, that's it.
That's 20 topics, 20 minutes.
Period.
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Period, bitches.
We're getting faster, demonbaby.
Let's go.
Good night.
Oh.
Good morning.
Hello.
We'll see you next week.
Rate.
Review.
And subscribe.
Drop your topics that youwant us to talk about.
Yeah.
We love to yap.
bathroom or not.
Bathroom or not.
We're here to yap.
Bye.
I Welcome to another episodeof the Demon Babie podcast.
(00:04):
It's me, Joey Lombardo, akaThe Demon of Hollywood, doing
another day and another podcastin another way.
And I'm here with my co-hostEmma Nilsson, Blond Babie.
But most people know her asBabie Rubio.
What?
Yeah.
You're Spanish.
Oh, claro que si.
Lo siento.
Yeah.
So, you know, you're big inMexico.
(00:25):
True.
Huge.
Verdad.
Welcome to another episode.
Today we're going to be goingover bathrooms, so let's get
to it.
I'm very excited for today'stopic.
(00:46):
I know we've been talking aboutthis all day.
This is going to be a greattopic.
It's going to be a greatepisode.
It's gonna be the best episode.
I think this is going to go downin episode history.
Number one episode.
You're too hyped for it ina good way. Yep.
So why don't you kick us offsince you're so excited?
What is your first topic?
My first topic.
First topic?
Japanese bathrooms.
That was gonna be mine.
(01:08):
It's my God.
Cream of the crop.
I actually, ever since we'vebeen back, I've been wanting
to change our toilet to one ofthose little Japanese toilets.
Yeah, I love it.
Hottest toilet.
It's so cool.
The ones that play music andthey have the bidet and
everything, I miss it.
I like the seat going upwhen you walk in.
I like that's nice.
I don't.
Yeah, I like that.
(01:29):
That's not even the partI'm most excited about.
I love every other part of thattoilet.
I think it's the coolest toiletin the world and I wish
we had them here.
I wish it was commonplace here.
They have those in publicrestrooms.
They're everywhere.
Everywhere, everywhere.
You are going to have a cleanbutt.
But I don't think there was onetoilet that wasn't fully,
suited up that I used.
I don't recall one notingany city we were into.
(01:51):
We were all over the map.
Every city, every.
Every toilet bowl.
Every level of food.
Yeah, and dining and hotel andeverything.
They said you will be clean.
Heated seats.
See, I don't know about theheated seats.
I like them.
Heated seat is mid for me.
But yeah, I miss it.
I wish we had it.
But we're not only talkingtoilet talk, we're also going
to be doing bathrooms.
(02:12):
They have the best hand soapJapanese bathrooms okay.
And a lot of restaurantsand cafes had mouthwash in every
single one.
Elite.
And a little Dixie cup.
Well, mouthwash.
Why is that not even close tocommonplace here?
I haven't I haven't seen theonly place I see mouthwash is a
bathroom attendant.
(02:33):
Yeah, a bathroom attendant.
That's too much.
And I'm never going to be hasslein this guy for mouthwash.
And then he has candy andcigarets.
Yeah.
That's cool.
That's a whole different there.
I like a bathroom attendant.
That will be the next topic.
But why do we not have.
More.
Accommodations in our bathrooms?
I don't know, because Americansare greedy.
Americans are greedy and sloppyand gross, and they're unclean
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in comparison.
I will say the Japanese toiletvery nice.
10/10 if I'm going to ratethem. But overhyped still no.
Yep.
You just rated itten out of ten.
And we're literally talking it.
Rated like a million out of ten.
And I'm like, okay, calm down.
You still are.
Okay, just because your toiletisn't sodomizing you doesn't
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mean it's a bad experience.
And you can't clean yourself.
You're too high.
You're like, just get inthe anal play if you're
craving it that bad.
Yeah, you don't have to flyto Japan to just.
Buy a butt plug.
to get touched there.
You know, you don't.
Even need somebody elseto do it.
No. Yeah.
But I don't know like it's it isreally good, but it's still
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overhyped.
That's fine.
Not a lot of things are reallygood and overhyped.
True.
But yeah, I understand whatyou mean in that way.
But I still love them and I'mgoing to stay hyped up.
All right.
Sorry.
Next topic.
You made me forget it.
Honestly.
Bathroom attendants, bathroomattendants.
I don't like it.
I like it.
It feels classy to me.
(04:00):
No, I feel like a scumbagbecause I never have cash on me.
Yeah, they take venmo now.
Okay, well, if you needsomething.
They're handing me the papertowel from the little holder
right.
There, handing them cashfor that.
But if you want some of theaccouterment.
I never take accouterment.
I just want a paper towel, andI want to be on my way.
Okay?
But I love buying the.
I don't even vape, but I lovegoing to the bathroom.
(04:23):
I'm like, guys, guess what?
I got?
Boom.
Brand new vape.
Okay, that's valid, but overallI'm not doing that.
So for me, it's just I feel likea scumbag for not tipping this
person who's waiting on everyonehand and foot and being really
nice.
Wait, well, let's maybe notblame them and blame you.
And maybe you are a scumbag.
To what I'm saying.
I feel I am.
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There making you feel as youare.
I feel.
What I am putting me in my.
A scumbag.
They’re putting me in my goddamnplace.
Yeah, I hate it.
Okay, so you don't like that?
No, I really hate it.
They're usually very.
Nice.
I know.
It's worse.
I mean, it's not a glorious jobto them.
They're pretty humble about it,Joey.
It makes me feel even worse.
(05:03):
They're nice.
Yes.
Imagine if they're mean, though.
I wouldn't feel as bad.
All right, next topic.
Showers that don't have a door.
Like, you know how it's gettingreally popular.
The like the shower.
Without it, you can justwalk out.
Yeah.
And then there's just fuckingwater everywhere.
I don't mind it, I like it.
You like that?
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Your whole bathroom.
Now what?
Well, if.
You know how to tell yourselfoff, it's not a problem.
No, it's not about the towelingoff.
It's about the telling of. No.
Hear me out.
The whole floor is wet fromthe shower.
I understand, I like it,I like a wet room.
What kind of pervert are you.
Oh my God I'm allowed to likesomething.
We know you like it wetbut chill out.
(05:45):
Jesus Didn’t you liked it dry.
Sometimes, at least inthe shower.
It needs to be dry.
Once I'm out of the shower, it'sgross.
See if if your room's gettingwet.
The shower is not big enough.
You're too poor for that.
I'm in a one room environment.
I'm not in any way rich rightnow.
But if you're getting too muchroom wet.
(06:08):
That means everything's toosmall.
You're too poor.
You don't have the squarefootage properly.
We have been in enough hotelsthat do this, and they're nice
hotels.
And the whole bathroomstill gets wet.
So I don't agree with the pooraspect I think are bad design.
I think it's bad design.
No, I think it's just lack ofspace.
No, I need.
To be in bigger space.
It's bad design.
I like them.
(06:29):
It's about design.
We are not going to agreeon this next topic.
Home installed bidets?
Depends.
I think it's.
A kind of trashy.
If it's not auto right on there,I don't like the looks of it.
There was one apartmentI went to and it had it and I
(06:50):
didn't want to touch it.
And it was just kind of likeweirdly fixed on to the toilet.
And I kept looking at it like,this just looks wrong, like it
looks weird.
It gives trashy because,you know.
Yeah, I.
Don't know why it does.
I think it's probably veryhygienic and good and.
Oh, I'm sure.
Love them.
I don't like how much peoplelove them, but yeah, it does
just give a little trashynessto me.
(07:11):
And I'm not sure why, butit just does it.
It does?
Yeah.
It just feels.
You need that much.
You need that much.
Maybe they do.
Next topic.
Porta bodies.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
Nice topic.
You know, they're the worstthing in the absolute world.
And I hate them, but I love themat the same time.
(07:33):
What?
Yeah.
How?
Why?
They're when you need them.
And they always make you want tofucking puke.
You know, there's been sometimes late nights where
you're in a porta potty andyou're like, glad I'm in this
porta potty.
That's true when you're indesperate need and it happens
(07:55):
to be there.
Yeah.
It's nice.
Yeah.
But you know, what's the worstis when it doesn't even have,
like, a handwash station outsideand you're just fucking, like,
searching for hand sanitizer.
It's a tough look.
Yeah, yeah, the whole set up,and it's just bad.
It's never there.
Yeah.
That's a real grimy.
Sometimes there's hand sanitizerand I am coating myself in it.
(08:16):
Yeah, it's shower time.
Fucking gross.
Yeah.
You don't eat after that.
No, you don't do anything.
You go home, you go home, you gohome.
You're done.
You're done.
Because, like, yeah, bathroomroutines.
Next topic.
Sorry.
Next up, a bathroom routines.
Like washing up routines.
What do you mean?
(08:36):
Okay, let me run by, somethingI do in public bathrooms.
Okay.
This is my public bathroom demonHollywood public bathroom
routine.
Okay, if.
It's not a bar, like we'realready in the grime
of the world.
If you're being a nice person ofthe world, there’s sunlight out,
most likely this routineshappening.
Okay.
Daylight.
Bathroom.
(08:56):
Understood.
Go on, walk in.
Grab a paper towel.
First object, then use thatpaper towel.
Touch everything.
Lock the door with the alleverything handles.
Flushing everything with thatpaper towel.
Starting this thing, closingthe thing.
Then new paper towel.
Clean this bathroom experience.
That's my daytime publicbathroom right.
(09:18):
I like that.
Yeah.
You don't have any routine.
Wow.
You just go in like a wildanimal.
No I just try not to touchanything as much as possible.
That's a lot of footwork.
Squat you know.
Okay.
Get calves burning, thighsburning.
Wash my hands for as long aspossible.
That's what.
Row row row your boat twice.
Yeah, twice.
Got it.
Every time I come out squeakyclean.
(09:39):
And then I usually, especiallyif the doors get pushed open,
I'll kick it with my foot soI don't get my hands dirty.
Yeah, yeah.
Big door kicker.
Yeah.
I'm kicking everything in there.
I'm like Bruce Lee.
Yeah.
Love it.
Next topic.
Hands soap.
Oh there's tiers to hands soap.
the tiers.
to hands up is insane.
(10:01):
I just.
It's gotten out of hand.
I love it I recently got a handsoap I hate it.
And it was just the mostupsetting things.
I wanted to replace it rightaway.
And I felt like I was stupidbecause we had gone from a nice
hand soap to just a whateverhand soap.
And it was what do we have,what was our nice one.
Our nice one was the AesopWas that the one with the micro
(10:21):
plastics in it.
Yes.
Nice.
Yeah.
I like those microplastics.
Oh yeah.
No I take.
Those.
I feel extra clean after.
Yeah.
Those things were nice.
They had little beads andthey've just.
It's almost like they'reexfoliating.
So I went from that to like,Doctor Bronner's like lavender
soap.
Terrible.
And it's brown.
And it just never came outof the handle.
Squirty part.
Right.
And it just I feel like it goteverywhere.
(10:43):
How viscous do you wantyour hand soap.
I want it to just be thickenough that it just puddles on
your hand.
Not fucking shooting acrossthe room.
I don't want a squirter.
Well sorry if we're talking handsoap, I agree.
Yeah, we're talking hand soap.
Okay then yes, I agree.
Yeah.
I don't want to be on recordsaying I don't want a squirter.
(11:04):
That'd be crazy.
Understood.
I feel like you can't.
You shouldn't be able to pass itbetween your hands without
any water like this.
Like it's got to be thickenough.
Yeah, to hold on to a hand.
Yeah I agree.
Yeah.
It has to be thick enoughto puddle on your hand and not
fucking shoot across the room.
Throw it like you know.
Yeah.
Water.
(11:24):
Yeah I agree like honey.
Yeah I want a honey consistencyin my hand soap.
I agree.
Next up is bathroom tiles.
There's levels to that too.
There are I don't know if biggertiles are classier or smaller
tiles are classier I always I'm,I feel like almost mid not
(11:45):
middle schmidle small mediumsmmedium tiles are probably the
classiest.
You know it's the trashiest.
That big square fake marble.
It was really popular like 4 or5 years ago though.
Yeah, but now I feel like yousee it in like a 7-11 bathroom.
(12:06):
True.
Yeah.
You know.
When you know it's fake.
Fake.
You're like, that's it's.
Peeling up at the edges.
Yeah.
You're like, whoa, that's that'snot how rocks erode.
No.
Yeah yeah that's tough I agree.
Yeah I really like the currenttrend of like the longer
rectangle ones.
And then they're all likea little uneven and like yeah,
neutral tone really into.
(12:27):
That South American.
Yeah.
They look artisanal.
I like those a lot.
Sometimes up sometimes I likea white subway tile.
But I feel like once they're notfreshly installed they look bad.
Black subway tile.
Black or white.
Yeah.
Oh you know what I love.
This isn't a bathroom butthe black subway tile ceiling.
Yeah I like the dumpling spot atthe dumpling spot on Cahuenga.
(12:49):
It has a really pretty dome.
Very nice.
All tile.
Nice to.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I agree.
I feel like tiles got to beshiny.
No.
Not always.
No.
Okay, true.
Not always.
First of all, you're wrong.
I yeah, I immediately took itback.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about, like, Spanish tile?
Like that red tile.
(13:09):
What do you think of that?
My original childhood house wasall that on the base layer.
So you hate it?
I it feels.
No, I don't hate it.
I don't it doesn't feel classyor nice.
I think it can be.
Maybe.
I think it depends on thesetting.
Nice I have okay.
I think I think it dependson the setting.
(13:30):
There you go.
Yeah.
Next topic.
Bathtubs.
Bathtubs.
Do you like a lion's foot?
You mean like a clawfoot?
Clawfoot, love.
Isn’t it a lions claw.
It's clawfoot.
It's a clawfoot.
Tub.
No lion in there.
No.
You, sir.
Pretty sure.
Damn.
Sorry.
Clawfoot tubs.
Nice.
Do you like your bath tub like afreestanding bath tub, or do
(13:53):
you like it attached to theshower?
I think freestanding is classierFreestanding is way class.
Yeah, because once again, you'reproving you have the room.
You have space.
You have space.
Yeah.
But sometimes if it's forcedinto a, like, a corner or
something, I go, thatlooks stupid.
But if it's up against a bigwindow, that's nice.
(14:13):
Yeah.
For all the pervs out there.
Yeah.
I know who you are.
Some of us like to look outthe window.
Some of us like.
Yeah, but you know what theproblem is?
If you have a cheap tub and thenit hasn't been, like,
refinished, and then it's justturning yellow.
Yeah.
Stained tubs, tough look.
Stained tub is tough.
That's one sign of.
Really old old LA apartmentshave tiny tubs.
(14:35):
Like I swear to God they onlyfill up like a foot deep.
I don't know what the fuckthat is.
About Japanese tub.
It's not long.
It's only.
It's like circular.
I've never used one so.
Maybe it's nice.
I feel like it's weird, though,when you're sitting in, like,
a deeper.
Yeah, I don't I might be nice.
I don't know, I don't know.
I'd like to try that beforeI comment on it.
(14:57):
Okay.
No comment.
But I love a bathtub.
But I don't bath that often.
I don't ever bath unless I'mviolently ill.
That's when I'll.
Bath.
And then we got to reallyscrub it down after.
Yeah, yeah.
Violently ill is the only timeI'll take about.
If I'm, like, crazy sore,have bad cramps, then I'll
hop in there.
It’s good for cramps.
(15:17):
Yeah.
Next topic.
Showerheads.
Oh, I.
Want a showerhead that will makeme bleed.
It's kind of I want.
I want to be worried.
I'm bald after.
I want it to hurt me.
I want it to rip me apart.
I want it to.
(15:37):
I want Bdsm in the shower.
I want it to just take advantageof me, Do whatever it pleases.
I cannot have a soft watershower.
Showerhead that does soft.
I can't do it, I hate it.
I need good water pressure.
You want to get beat up?
I want it to look like I wasprotesting for black rights
with a fire hose hitting me,which.
(15:58):
You should have been.
Well, you did, I wasn’t around.
Yeah, I don't agree with thatfully.
Like, I definitely wantedto have good water pressure so
it can get the shampoo outof my hair, but I don't want to
bleed.
Have you ever had it too strong?
No.
Exactly.
Ours is definitely not as strongas I would like.
There was one week thatthey were working on the pipes
(16:20):
and our water pressure got,turned up.
We were cooking was withpressure.
That was the best week at theapartment.
I had felt so clean.
I don't really like rainwatershower heads.
I feel like they're pointless.
I like them.
They're just for vibes.
You're not getting clean.
Oh I like vibes.
You just said that.
That's like the softest showerhead you could get.
(16:41):
No.
There's so much water falling.
It's just like dripping on you.
drip drop.
drip drop bitch.
Drop it I'll take it.
All right.
Sorrry I like to feel like I’min nature for once in my life.
I like, like a shower handle.
Like.
Yeah, I'm sure you do.
Okay.
Next topic.
Sinks.
Sinks, sinks are the spoons ofthe bathroom.
(17:05):
You need the sink to justbe right.
And there's so many sinksthat just miss.
And I hate them so much.
It's like I have autism.
You do.
It just makes my skin crawl.
So I'm saying, like,why would you do this?
I love going into a fancyrestaurant and seeing what their
sinks look like.
I have to go to the bathroomat least once because I need
to see what the sink looks like.
(17:26):
Speaking of, we're going todo a side topic on this topic.
Restaurant bathrooms need to uptheir game 90% of the time.
That 10% that really go for it.
Oh, beautiful.
I'll probably come back.
I'm taking pictures.
I'm posting.
I'm probably tagging.
Yeah.
When the bathroom at a nicerestaurant, it's just as nice
as the food and everything.
(17:47):
I'm like, oh, you guys did it.
This is a ten out of tenexperience when it's bullshit.
Oh, I'm pissed, I'm pissed.
I'm like, why am I here?
Yeah.
Excuse me.
Where was the ambiance?
You ruined my ambiance.
You ruin the vibe.
You took me out.
Candlelight out there.
Why am I coming in here withfluorescent tubes?
Yeah, can’t.
and white marble.
(18:09):
Fake tile.
Enough with the tile.
And wood that peels.
Get us a nice stone sink thatruns right.
Yeah.
I like a stone sink.
Yeah, like a big slab stonesink.
Yeah.
That's ideal.
Do you think there should bemore sinks that are separate
from, like, all the cabinetryin a bathroom?
(18:29):
Or do you think like.
No, no, I don't like that.
Okay, okay.
I have freestanding sink now.
Yeah.
Just checking.
Freestanding sink.
Also ugly.
So ugly.
Yeah.
Always ugly.
Never, ever nice now.
Except.
Nope.
Always ugly.
Always ugly.
Yeah, I had an idea, and thenI really thought about it.
There you go.
(18:49):
Next topic.
That was my topic.
Your next topic?
Is there not a more fun, sillyvibe than packing your friends
into a bathroom?
Either a house party, a bar,a club, a rave.
Anywhere.
It's no, it's the best vibe.
And then you get the.
You get the best placein the party always.
(19:11):
You get the mid party debriefand it is literally the best
moment of the whole party.
Then you get the people outsidegoing, every three seconds
you're like, hold on, hold on.
And everyone's.
There’s women in here!Everyone's just not even
going to.
Everyone's talking, just chat.
Oh, it's so there are, there'speople taking turns peeing and
stuff.
Whatever.
No one cares.
(19:32):
There's no better vibe.
Bathroom full of people.
Chatter is going on.
That's where the real.
Yap happens.
that's where that's one of themost beautiful yaps.
Yeah, I agree.
I want one of that in my life.
That's the reasonthis is a whole topic, because
that's how important bathroomsare.
You can't have bathroom yap.
Without bathrooms.
If you want to have communityand have real friends,
(19:53):
you need to go to the bathroomyap.
yeah.
If you're not going to thebathroom with your friends, I'm
sorry.
You don't have real friends.
Yeah.
You don't know.
You need to go to the bathroom.
Yeah, I think that's alright.
think that's the moral of thestory.
Yeah.
Find a good bathroom and go tothe bathroom with your friends.
Yeah.
That's it, that's it.
That's 20 topics, 20 minutes.
Period.
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Period, bitches.
We're getting faster, demonbaby.
Let's go.
Good night.
Oh.
Good morning.
Hello.
We'll see you next week.
Rate.
Review.
And subscribe.
Drop your topics that youwant us to talk about.
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We love to yap.
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