April 30, 2025 • 27 mins
Episode 26 flashes back to when our hosts, the high school sweethearts of Hollywood, haunted the halls of their high school. From fashion to music to licenses and college counselors, they dive into their very different experiences at the same school.
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school my Welcome to anotherepisode of the Demon Babie
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podcast.
I'm sitting here with myco-host, Emma Nilsson.
The blond babie, my literal highschool sweetheart, the lean,
mean prom queen machine, was notprom queen.
lean, mean prom queen machine.
Emma Nilsson blond babie.
Round of applause.
And I really went for it.
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I know it's somewhere on there,but it’s somewhere on there but
that was even worse.
Anyways.
Welcome to a new episode.
Today’s topics is High School.
And if you couldn't guesseverything high school,
everything.
Let’s get into it! Episode 26!Whoa! Welcome to episode 26.
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Welcome to episode 26.
We are talking High School.
So what is your first topic.
High school sweethearts.
Pro or con?
I’m pretty pro.
Why?
Because I’m with mine.
Ew okay.
Oh are you not pro?
I'm not pro.
Okay, tell me why.
I think 95% of them are prettyodd.
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Pretty odd folk.
I don't want to be peerswith them.
I don't want to be friends withthe most of your high school
sweethearts.
You’re a little off.
So, Disney though issue is,Disney adults.
I feel like.
Well, no, I don’t knowif they’re disney adults but
they’re always married at like19.
There's definitely a pipeline ofDisney adult and high school
sweetheart.
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There’s also a pipeline ofdisney adult weirdos.
That's what I'm saying.
Idk if that correlates.
That is the Venn diagram.
I’m gonna need some statisticson this.
How many who are high sweethearsalso adults?
Yes.
I’m not.
Well, no, we're we're still.
We're trying to get me startedon.
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This is brand new information.
You just dropped to me, and Idon't know how to take it.
Honestly.
Well that’s alright we’re highschoool sweethearts you’ll
figure it out.
You know, also where the problemso you should be anti high
school sweetheart.
Because where the problem.
But I love you.
Oh, I love you too.
That’s the nicest part about it.
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Yeah.
I hate to break the news, thatwe're high school sweethearts,
everyone.
One of favorite teachershighschool was married to his
high school sweetheart.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you can't just droppeople's names like that.
I’ll bleep it.
Okay.
Never had that teacher.
I don't know anything aboutthem, so.
Okay.
He literally passed everybodyhe did not care, he taught
geography.
Same with my favorite teacher.
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Who I won't drop their namebecause I'm respectful.
And he didn't teach youanything, and you didn't mine.
Why is yours dead?
Oh, some people have the 85.
Hate to break it to you.
Might be still kickin.
Yeah, we met in high school,though.
Science class.
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Marine biology.
No.
You're an asshole, though,Why?because you left me in that
class.
We had a class together.
We met, we started dating, andthen you dropped the class
because you just.
You didn't like the class.
Thought it was boring.
So you.
My love for you was not strongenough to keep you in this
class.
No, I got the bag and left.
I got what I needed and I movedon.
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Fine.
Fine.
Damn.
Bank robber.
Next topic.
Homecoming.
Did I ever go?
I went to yours.
Did I go to yours?
I didn't go to any.
Nooo you did.
I made you go to all the dancesmy senior year.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Then I've been to yours.
You don’t remember, you didn’tgo to homecoming your freshman
year?
No.
Sophomore year.
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No.
Junior year.
Senior Year.
No.
You only went my senior year.
Yes.
Pervert.
Well, there's borderline pedostuff.
Yeah.
It doesn't look good.
It's a bad look.
Mkay well why didn’t you go?
Did I go to homecoming?
Yes I wore a black dressI wasn’t happy with.
Okay.
There you go.
Dress better for yourhomecoming, kids.
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Well, have a mom that willactually get you the dress you
want.
Have a better mom.
Pick a better mom.
Kids.
Stand up for yourself, kids.
I don't know what the moral ofyour story is.
I'm just trying to.
I'm just trying to pick it outfast.
But.
No.
What about homecoming?
I asked you to.
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Your homecoming.
No, i asked you.
Not true.
Are you sure.
Yep.
Spray painted on thing.
Did a photoshoot.
That’s cute.
You don’t even remember wasn’tcute enough.
Sorry we’ve also painted a lotof different stuff for eachother
over the years.
Now, why was homecominga topic?
Is it good enough to be a topic?
You think?
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Really?
It was huge in mine! I thinkit's.
It’s the one dance you can go towithout a date.
You can go with all yourfriends.
You can go to prom without adate.
No.
It's fine.
It's acceptable.
It’s less acceptable.
Okay.
Go on.
Everyone gets asked to prom.
Not everyone.
Darling.
Okay, everyone gets asked toprom.
Just go.
Okay.
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You got asked.
I'm going.
Okay.
All right.
Well, what a nice, relatablestory that was for everybody.
Okay.
Yeah, sure.
Go for it.
Homecoming was boring.
I thought it was not thatexciting.
I thought it was fun.
It's.
Yeah.
I mean, it's fun.
So you hate dancing?
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No, I love to dance I’m adancing machine.
Then why was it boring?
it's there's not.
I don't know, it's just not thesame as proms.
A big boom boom.
Yeah, it's a big song and dance.
But you can’t do that until yourjunior or senior year.
Exactly.
I didn't go to any dances untilI went to prom with you.
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That was my first high schooldance.
That’s cute.
So all the other ones areworthless.
They're all fluff.
Next topic.
The cool kids.
Cool kids.
Who are the cool kids.
I think there's two types ofcool kid.
Okay, lay‘em out.
There's rich, cool kid, andthere's poor cool kid.
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It's two different dynamics ofcool kid, yet they have respect
for each other.
They'll cross paths, butthey have their own cults.
I feel.
What do you think of this?
I’m trying to think of whois the kid.
I would say like a skater type.
But, a rich kid could be askater.
Yeah, but most likely not.
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Yeah probably not I guess.
The more rebellious, cool kid.
I feel like, you know what I wascause i feel like back
in the day like 90’s n stuffLike football players were
always the cool kids.
But I feel like that didn’treally resonate when we were in
high school.
Not as much, but it stilldefinitely did your tripping out
crazy because a successfulfootball player was still
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pulling weight.
What are you talking about?
Because there's.
I'm saying.
I'm telling you, there's arebellion.
I really it's rich or poor,but I think it's also just, like
star athlete, good grades, goodteeth, good hygiene, smart,
all that stuff.
And then full rebel.
Full scumbag still pulls.
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So which is rich andwhich is poor?
What do you think?
I’m just saying I don’t thinkit has to go that way.
It doesn't have to be rich orpoor.
Okay, I'm tell I'm realigningit to prep and soc or whatever.
Yeah.
Which one were you part of?
I was probably preppier but iliked the more rebel guys.
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Yeah.
That was more my type.
Okay.
Sorry.
You were prep.
Yeah I mean I was a dancer.
Yeah.
Once you're in the athleticprogram it's pretty preppy.
It doesn't really you know.
It doesn’t get worse.
No.
This is preppy as it gets.
I did have good grades and didokay.
Yeah.
So you're prep.
You’re.
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What are you?
Social.
I feel like that’s also prep....
Next topic.
Your topic.
Um Senior Superlatives.
Those things everyone would votesenior to..
Succeed.
Yeah.
Did you get one?
No.
Did you?
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No.
Did you want one?
Yeah.
Which one did you want?
Sexiest.
Most likely to pull weight.
You know, anything I just wantedI just wanted to be, proof I
existed, you know?
What about you?
I wanted good eyes.
Good eyes.
Did you even try to get it.
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I just thought you got it.
I didn’t think you had toCampaign?
No.
Yeah, I had lawn signs out forme.
What was the lawn sign foragain?
sexiest.
Sexiest child?
No one.
No one cared.
Yeah.
No one.
No one put it on the lawneither.
Except one guy.
It was weird.
That’s creepy.
Any.
Okay.
So you wanted best eyes.
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Yeah.
Did not get that.
I wonder who did.
Idk.
I didn't pay attention.
I didn’t even get a yearbook.
That’s crazy.
Parents, parents wouldn’t buy mea yearbook.
no one surprised about that.
Yeah.
What was the best high schoolfood?
Did you bring lunch or by lunch?
Bring.
Oh, you brought lunch?
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Okay.
What about.
Okay, My mom made luncheveryday.
Okay.
Our high school had a snacktime.
Did you get any food then?
No.
Never bought food from highschool.
Not really.
Really?
I would hit the vending machineevery now and then.
Okay.
What was your vending machinego to?
Mmm Pop Tarts.
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What flavor?
Pop-Tart.
I don’t remember whatthey always had I feel like
it was usually strawberry.
There's.
They had strawberry and brownsugar and that was basically
it, a you'd go strawberry.
Okay.
There you go.
And I think when I would have tostay really late for dance
I would get a ramen every nowand then.
Whoa.
We had dollar top ramens.
I wonder if they're stilldollar.
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I feel like no.
I hope so.
I hope so.
I also would get an apple everynow and red apples.
What would you get?
Oh, I get a bagel and creamcheese.
Oh.
They did have good bagels andcream cheese.
Really?
Good.
With the little tub.
And you*dunk* It was real nice.
And they're like steamed bagelsin the bag.
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And then they also had thechocolate chip cookies are
really good and steamedin a bag.
And you being such a cookiefiend, I'm surprised you didn't
get your hands on those.
All right, next topic.
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I can always go.
Music in high school.
Important or not.
To me not I'm not a big musicguy, which is an offensive thing
to say.
In general, it's almost worsethan saying you don't like
puppies.
But I like puppies, so I gotthat going for me.
Music?
Not that much.
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My speed.
Not your entire personality.
not any part of my personality.
I really, just as to this day,I'm just not listening to that
much music.
What about you?
I was big into music in highschool.
Well, give us your top hits.
Gotye, that one Doechii reusedfor Anxiety.
And then Taylor Swift was big.
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You were Swifty.
I was not but I remember herbeing really popular.
Okay.
And then Justin Bieber was huge.
He was huge.
And then our school pranked usbecause we're in Southern
California telling us JustinBieber was going to do one year,
one semester at our school.
he had just moved from Canada toCalifornia.
Or something like that.
Yeah.
And they had convinced us thathe was going to come to our
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school.
And our dumb asses all believedit.
Yep.
He did not come.
Great joke though.
Really funny.
Solid joke from the, staff.
It was I have.
We all were telling each other.
He's coming to TO made no sense.
Why would he not go to a privateschool or anything like that?
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Why would he go to school?
He's making millions.
Yeah.
That was a great.
It was a great staff prank.
How do we get to that music?
Next topic.
High school counselors.
Oh mine was fine but I didn’treally talk to her.
Hated mine.
We had the same one.
Yeah, mine was a fucking bitch.
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Because, you know, I thinkI think they probably get a lot
of back talk from a lot of kids,and they get really
over their job and they don'tget paid that much, and that's
fine.
I remember going there so manytimes, you only get called
in there if you're not doinggreat.
Not you're not getting called inif the and they're going, oh
good job by the way.
So I got called in because Iwasn't doing too great because I
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really was lazy in high school.
And I remember getting calledin and she's like, oh, you're
not going to go to college.
I'm like, it's freshman year.
That's a crazy looking back.
I'm like, that's crazy.
In freshman year, like secondfirst semester, maybe it was
just like, look, kid, you'reprobably not going to go to
college.
And then things kept going,blah, blah blah.
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I remember me requesting timewith her like junior year and
being like, hey, like, I gottafigure this out.
And her just being like,I don't think you're going to do
it, so I'm not going to bother.
And I'm just being like, you'rea fucking.
And looking back, I'm like,that's crazy.
No that’s actually sodisrespectful and if you’re a
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highschool couselor and you yourlike that a peace of should
children.
Easy Emma.
Calm down.
No, I fully believe that.
If you want to work with kids,support kids.
Support their dreams.
Why wouldn’t you support theirdreams.
No.
No.
I think I mean, I think she wasI didn't go to college.
She was.
She nailed it.
Let's be honest.
She nailed it.
You did go you didn’t finish.
She nailed it one way oranother.
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But I did graduate, and she saidI wouldn't do that either.
So she wasn't fully right.
I do want to go back just to seeher and be like you stupid
idiot.
I hate you.
She’s probably dead too.
Yeah.
You're acting like we're athousand years old.
But they're still alive.
They not that old.
Oh my gosh.
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Next topic.
Fashion.
My fashion was, questionable.
Why?
I just, I mean, I didn't reallyget new clothes ever so I was
making it work the best I could.
You did what you could.
Yeah.
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I went shopping all the timewith my mom.
I remember sagging skinny jeansand then doing, like, a boot cut
on them to.
What do you mean?
You'd cut the legs so they’d bebootcut?
You’d cut little.
It was a great look bringingthem back.
True Religion was popular whenwe were in highschool.
Oh I wanted true religion so badback then.
They made my pussy wet.
Yeah I wanted those so bad.
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True religion was the coolestand skinny jeans were
everything.
True Religions, I still havenever had a pair and I think it
would heal me a littleif I bought one.
I'd be like, I've.
I've made it.
Would that be a good 30thbirthday gift for you?
Don't you dare get me TrueReligions.
I’m going to get you thetrashiest pair of true religions
I can find.
Joke's on you.
I'll probably wear‘em embarrassyou.
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Yeah.
What was your go to fashion.
I was just like a skater rat.
Okay.
Yeah.
Super skinny jeans.
Yeah.
Probably converse if I waspicking a shoe.
Yeah I was a vans.
It was a there's two differenttypes of people.
converse and vans I was vans.
It's amazing this relationshipworks.
Yea we’re tetering on the edgehere still.
But you've switched in your,age.
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Now your vans chick.
How's that feel?
Betrayed.
Do you betray yourself?
Younger self?
Sometime i feel like i shouldget a pair of converse.
Yeah.
You wouldn't wear them.
I have a tab open in my phoneright now actually.
Oh my god.
you runnin it back.
No.
Next Topic.
What class would you add toa high school curriculum?
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I'll do my answer.
Okay.
I would add a frontal lobedevelopment class, and I would
have them kind of, realize thatthey exist in this world.
And how to how to exist and knowthat, like, your actions affect
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people.
An empathy class?
Kind of.
Yeah.
I think before your frontal lobedevelops, I feel like you should
try and kickstart in highschool.
You know, get put a littlegasoline on the fire before you
start hittin sparks with it.
Realize your actions affecteveryone around you.
Yeah.
And or or even just yourself,like, hey.
Yeah, you can graduate if youget good grades.
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I think we have finance classes.
Teach kids how to paytheir bills, and make a and
survive in shitty fucked upwe live in bills you.
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No, actually, I think theyshould, enroll you into more
debt when you're in high school.
I think there should be a debtclass.
Yes, I think they should doubledown on that.
They should get an auto loanon you right away.
Second year in a high school.
Senior year.
Let's get an auto loan.
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I think.
Let's tie you up in a few phonecontracts.
Credit card debt.
I think debt class would bethe most beneficial.
That's tell you, hey,billionaires, they don't spend
their own money.
They spend other people's money.
So I'm going to pitch this tosome kid.
I say we go down to the highschool, start signing these kids
up for some debt.
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Make a difference in this world.
Let's make a change.
Let's.
We're definitely good.
You can change your life realfast.
Next topic.
Your turn.
Oh.
Oh.
Driver's license.
I was to say driving! Okay.
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Oh.
I loved getting my driverslicense it was the best.
That must be nice.
you, yeah you got yourseventually.
I had my license before you did.
Yeah, cause they wouldn't payfor my classes, so I couldn't
get my permit.
So, you know.
trauma dump session for real.
I'm just telling you howI lived.
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And then you got a car.
Oh, cool kind of car did youget?
I had a VW Bug.
Oh, my God, that's so cool.
What color was it?
It was beige on beige it was$10,000.
Wow.
Expensive car.
Yeah.
For high schooler Good for you.
Was it a hard top?
It was a convertible.
Oh, it was a convertible.
Oh my God.
So your very first car was aconvertible.
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That's really cool.
Oh, my God, that's really cute.
It was adorable I loved thatcar.
Oh, really.
You loved it?
Oh, that's so sweet.
I'm so glad.
And I would get little flowersand put them in the little vw
flower holder.
too.
Well, I mean, now isn't thatjust gonna melt your heart.
I was little princess.
And it had the best seatwarmers.
park get a matters.
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Yeah.
I remember meeting you.
And I would be sitting therewith my little seat warmers
on and my hot coffee.
I was so happy.
Wow.
I shared a Ford Explorerwith my mom, and it was her,
like, second car she ever had inher life.
And every door was broken.
And you had to drive it withboth feet.
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And this is a lie.
I didn't get to drive itevery day.
But the days that she did go.
I'm not doing anything today.
You can take the car.
You had to drive with both feet,because if the car, if you
weren't always pushing the gasdown, it would completely die
out and you'd have to restartit.
And it's like a few tries tostart and the paint obviously
not there.
No seat warmers, unfortunately.
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Not a convertible, but it got meto school.
To school some days.
Most days.
Sometimes.
So yeah, drive it.
But yeah, it was a stressgetting your driver's license,
and that was like the biggestdeal.
It was a huge deal.
I loved having a drivers licenseit was great.
I can't believe you just triedto tell me I can't click my own
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pen on my own podcast.
Why?
It's like they're in the roomwith us.
Remember when someone would tapthe back of your seat in class?
Is that what that is?
Oh, you're so sensitive.
that would drive me nuts.
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One time, my friend, kicked mychair and turned me fully 90
degrees.
And then I got detention.
Your highschool experiencesounds awful why is this
the topic?
What do you mean?
This is relatable.
Most people's high schoolexperience is awful.
Mine was good neutral.
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Oh, good for you.
This sounds traumatizing.
I'm just telling you whathappened in my high school.
You said someone touched yourchair.
Well, my friend kicked mesideways, and then I got to
detention.
And then I got yelled atdetention too.
I was drawing because I didn'thave any homework that I wanted
to do because I was a badstudent.
And then the teacher found outI was drawing and she was like,
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well, this doesn't count thatyou've done detention.
I'm like, what do you mean I'mstill here?
She goes, no you have to dohomework.
I'm like, I don't think that'spart of the deal.
Like, I'm pretty sure I justhad to be here.
And she's like, you're so luckyI have a meeting to get to, or
else I wouldn't count this.
I'd make you sit another hourhere with me.
I'm like, you're trying tofucking touch me, pedophile.
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Yeah, that's super weird.
But she was.
I've never seen that lady beforeor anything.
that’s even weirder.
Yeah, I don't know who she was.
Some pedophile that justsnuck in I think.
Next up is, the social media ofour high school experience was
pretty exciting becauseInstagram and Snapchat both
came out while we were inhigh school.
Yeah that was fun.
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Yeah.
What do you think?
Do you think they're stillbanging around on the apps
like we were?
What do you mean banging aroundon the apps like we were?
What do you mean?
What do I mean?
We we're playing on those appsall the time.
You think it's like, crazier nowor way less because we are,
like, so into it?
Because it is so new.
Yeah we were all super intoit, i bet they’re all into it
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too.
I bet it’s different becauseit’s so ingrained in society
now.
Well, they're trained on it.
They’re meaner to eachotheron it, I bet.
Like I said I thinkthey're nicer because they'll,
they can find each other better.
No I think if you post somethingcringe its being sent around.
And i think other stuff getsleaked more often.
I think they're less cringethough because they have more
idea of what their presencemeans online.
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Maybe.
Idk.
I wish I took it more seriouslyback then.
Oh I mean yeah.
Me too.
Yeah I mean that that's a gamechanger.
That would’ve been cool.
We wouldn't be here right now.
No.
Next Topic.
SATs what’d you get.
I don’t remember I did reallybad on the SATs actually.
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I did really good on thepractice one and then bombed the
real one.
You got too nervous.
Yeah I panicked and didn’t do Iwhat though.
I think blocked it out I didbad.
Wow.
You just go I couldn't I can't,I can't hold on to this info.
Sorry.
This hurts my I'm sorry I got totell myself I'm smarter than
what just happened.
I got to lie to myself way morethan this is allowing me to.
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All right, all right.
Yeah.
Next Topic.
I think that's going to call it,though, unless you have a topic.
uh, Graduation.
How was your graduation?
um my graduation, was reallyfun.
Okay, tell me more.
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What did you, So cause we’refrom Southern California.
Okay, I don’t know if they dothis still.
pretty they don’t.
do.
No I think it got banned.
They used to bus all the kidsfrom our highschool and all the
local high schools to DisneyLand.
And they would do a senior gradnight at Disney And it was
really really fun.
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That's cool.
And you were there until likemidnight or 1 am or something.
Oh, my God, that sound so fun.
It was super fun.
Wow.
If only you went.
Oh that's weird.
I was at the same high school.
I didn't get to do that at all,you went camping.
I was told.
Yeah, I went on a family campingtrip instead because my parents
wouldn't pay for my whole highschools.
My parents wouldn't pay for it.
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I didn't take the SATs becausemy parents wouldn't pay for.
I didn't get my driver'spayment.
My parents couldn't pay for it.
And I didn't do senior promnight or whatever.
Your highschool experiencesounds awful.
You’re gonna cry?
There’s kids with cancer I'mfine.
Anyways senior grad night wasfun.
I’d like to know what otherpeople in other areas do for
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their grad nights cause i’mgoing to my cousins graduation
in a few kinda with my mom.
I feel it's I like how you'retelling them about it.
Yeah.
They need to know what I’m upto.
Like, I, I just think it'salmost like you're bypassing
that.
I'm sitting right next to you.
I am.
What do other kids, wellyou didn’t do anything,
what do other kids do on theirgrad nights?
Do you go to a go...
do?
I think they all have, like,parks that they go to n stuff
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like that.
I don’t think that’s auniversal thing.
SO i would like know Well, whatpeople are doing for their
senior graduation.
I mean, I'm new to the fact thatthere's ammusement parks all
across the country.
I never thought that was athing.
Like, there's a lot of SixFlags.
It's not just that one.
Yeah, Oh i didn’t know that.
yeah, it's a chain.
Ew.
I don’t like six flags..
Well, yeah, there’s also knott'sberry farm.
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but that’s also ew.
I think that's a chain as well.
Universal is also a chain and sois Disneyland.
That's what Universal and Disneyare better.
Those are the only acceptableones.
The skinheads go everywhere elsethe first place.
The only place I've ever seena Nazi tattoo.
OOOh.
Six flags.
Yikes.
Really?
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Go to Six Flags.
Pass.
All right.
Anyways I think it’s graduationtime so congrats if graduating.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it is kind of graduationtime.
Yeah, congrats to all thegraduating people who don't
listen to this, but maybeone day will.
Maybe.
Well, from my high schoolsweetheart to yours.
That's another episode of DemonBabie podcast.
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Thanks for listening or notlistening.
But we're here and we're goingto keep doing it.
Thanks.
And we’ll catch you next week.
Catch you next week losers.
school my Welcome to anotherepisode of the Demon Babie
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podcast.
I'm sitting here with myco-host, Emma Nilsson.
The blond babie, my literal highschool sweetheart, the lean,
mean prom queen machine, was notprom queen.
lean, mean prom queen machine.
Emma Nilsson blond babie.
Round of applause.
And I really went for it.
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I know it's somewhere on there,but it’s somewhere on there but
that was even worse.
Anyways.
Welcome to a new episode.
Today’s topics is High School.
And if you couldn't guesseverything high school,
everything.
Let’s get into it! Episode 26!Whoa! Welcome to episode 26.
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Welcome to episode 26.
We are talking High School.
So what is your first topic.
High school sweethearts.
Pro or con?
I’m pretty pro.
Why?
Because I’m with mine.
Ew okay.
Oh are you not pro?
I'm not pro.
Okay, tell me why.
I think 95% of them are prettyodd.
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Pretty odd folk.
I don't want to be peerswith them.
I don't want to be friends withthe most of your high school
sweethearts.
You’re a little off.
So, Disney though issue is,Disney adults.
I feel like.
Well, no, I don’t knowif they’re disney adults but
they’re always married at like19.
There's definitely a pipeline ofDisney adult and high school
sweetheart.
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There’s also a pipeline ofdisney adult weirdos.
That's what I'm saying.
Idk if that correlates.
That is the Venn diagram.
I’m gonna need some statisticson this.
How many who are high sweethearsalso adults?
Yes.
I’m not.
Well, no, we're we're still.
We're trying to get me startedon.
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This is brand new information.
You just dropped to me, and Idon't know how to take it.
Honestly.
Well that’s alright we’re highschoool sweethearts you’ll
figure it out.
You know, also where the problemso you should be anti high
school sweetheart.
Because where the problem.
But I love you.
Oh, I love you too.
That’s the nicest part about it.
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Yeah.
I hate to break the news, thatwe're high school sweethearts,
everyone.
One of favorite teachershighschool was married to his
high school sweetheart.
Oh, yeah.
Well, you can't just droppeople's names like that.
I’ll bleep it.
Okay.
Never had that teacher.
I don't know anything aboutthem, so.
Okay.
He literally passed everybodyhe did not care, he taught
geography.
Same with my favorite teacher.
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Who I won't drop their namebecause I'm respectful.
And he didn't teach youanything, and you didn't mine.
Why is yours dead?
Oh, some people have the 85.
Hate to break it to you.
Might be still kickin.
Yeah, we met in high school,though.
Science class.
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Marine biology.
No.
You're an asshole, though,Why?because you left me in that
class.
We had a class together.
We met, we started dating, andthen you dropped the class
because you just.
You didn't like the class.
Thought it was boring.
So you.
My love for you was not strongenough to keep you in this
class.
No, I got the bag and left.
I got what I needed and I movedon.
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Fine.
Fine.
Damn.
Bank robber.
Next topic.
Homecoming.
Did I ever go?
I went to yours.
Did I go to yours?
I didn't go to any.
Nooo you did.
I made you go to all the dancesmy senior year.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Then I've been to yours.
You don’t remember, you didn’tgo to homecoming your freshman
year?
No.
Sophomore year.
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No.
Junior year.
Senior Year.
No.
You only went my senior year.
Yes.
Pervert.
Well, there's borderline pedostuff.
Yeah.
It doesn't look good.
It's a bad look.
Mkay well why didn’t you go?
Did I go to homecoming?
Yes I wore a black dressI wasn’t happy with.
Okay.
There you go.
Dress better for yourhomecoming, kids.
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Well, have a mom that willactually get you the dress you
want.
Have a better mom.
Pick a better mom.
Kids.
Stand up for yourself, kids.
I don't know what the moral ofyour story is.
I'm just trying to.
I'm just trying to pick it outfast.
But.
No.
What about homecoming?
I asked you to.
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Your homecoming.
No, i asked you.
Not true.
Are you sure.
Yep.
Spray painted on thing.
Did a photoshoot.
That’s cute.
You don’t even remember wasn’tcute enough.
Sorry we’ve also painted a lotof different stuff for eachother
over the years.
Now, why was homecominga topic?
Is it good enough to be a topic?
You think?
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Really?
It was huge in mine! I thinkit's.
It’s the one dance you can go towithout a date.
You can go with all yourfriends.
You can go to prom without adate.
No.
It's fine.
It's acceptable.
It’s less acceptable.
Okay.
Go on.
Everyone gets asked to prom.
Not everyone.
Darling.
Okay, everyone gets asked toprom.
Just go.
Okay.
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You got asked.
I'm going.
Okay.
All right.
Well, what a nice, relatablestory that was for everybody.
Okay.
Yeah, sure.
Go for it.
Homecoming was boring.
I thought it was not thatexciting.
I thought it was fun.
It's.
Yeah.
I mean, it's fun.
So you hate dancing?
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No, I love to dance I’m adancing machine.
Then why was it boring?
it's there's not.
I don't know, it's just not thesame as proms.
A big boom boom.
Yeah, it's a big song and dance.
But you can’t do that until yourjunior or senior year.
Exactly.
I didn't go to any dances untilI went to prom with you.
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That was my first high schooldance.
That’s cute.
So all the other ones areworthless.
They're all fluff.
Next topic.
The cool kids.
Cool kids.
Who are the cool kids.
I think there's two types ofcool kid.
Okay, lay‘em out.
There's rich, cool kid, andthere's poor cool kid.
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It's two different dynamics ofcool kid, yet they have respect
for each other.
They'll cross paths, butthey have their own cults.
I feel.
What do you think of this?
I’m trying to think of whois the kid.
I would say like a skater type.
But, a rich kid could be askater.
Yeah, but most likely not.
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Yeah probably not I guess.
The more rebellious, cool kid.
I feel like, you know what I wascause i feel like back
in the day like 90’s n stuffLike football players were
always the cool kids.
But I feel like that didn’treally resonate when we were in
high school.
Not as much, but it stilldefinitely did your tripping out
crazy because a successfulfootball player was still
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pulling weight.
What are you talking about?
Because there's.
I'm saying.
I'm telling you, there's arebellion.
I really it's rich or poor,but I think it's also just, like
star athlete, good grades, goodteeth, good hygiene, smart,
all that stuff.
And then full rebel.
Full scumbag still pulls.
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So which is rich andwhich is poor?
What do you think?
I’m just saying I don’t thinkit has to go that way.
It doesn't have to be rich orpoor.
Okay, I'm tell I'm realigningit to prep and soc or whatever.
Yeah.
Which one were you part of?
I was probably preppier but iliked the more rebel guys.
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Yeah.
That was more my type.
Okay.
Sorry.
You were prep.
Yeah I mean I was a dancer.
Yeah.
Once you're in the athleticprogram it's pretty preppy.
It doesn't really you know.
It doesn’t get worse.
No.
This is preppy as it gets.
I did have good grades and didokay.
Yeah.
So you're prep.
You’re.
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What are you?
Social.
I feel like that’s also prep....
Next topic.
Your topic.
Um Senior Superlatives.
Those things everyone would votesenior to..
Succeed.
Yeah.
Did you get one?
No.
Did you?
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No.
Did you want one?
Yeah.
Which one did you want?
Sexiest.
Most likely to pull weight.
You know, anything I just wantedI just wanted to be, proof I
existed, you know?
What about you?
I wanted good eyes.
Good eyes.
Did you even try to get it.
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I just thought you got it.
I didn’t think you had toCampaign?
No.
Yeah, I had lawn signs out forme.
What was the lawn sign foragain?
sexiest.
Sexiest child?
No one.
No one cared.
Yeah.
No one.
No one put it on the lawneither.
Except one guy.
It was weird.
That’s creepy.
Any.
Okay.
So you wanted best eyes.
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Yeah.
Did not get that.
I wonder who did.
Idk.
I didn't pay attention.
I didn’t even get a yearbook.
That’s crazy.
Parents, parents wouldn’t buy mea yearbook.
no one surprised about that.
Yeah.
What was the best high schoolfood?
Did you bring lunch or by lunch?
Bring.
Oh, you brought lunch?
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Okay.
What about.
Okay, My mom made luncheveryday.
Okay.
Our high school had a snacktime.
Did you get any food then?
No.
Never bought food from highschool.
Not really.
Really?
I would hit the vending machineevery now and then.
Okay.
What was your vending machinego to?
Mmm Pop Tarts.
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What flavor?
Pop-Tart.
I don’t remember whatthey always had I feel like
it was usually strawberry.
There's.
They had strawberry and brownsugar and that was basically
it, a you'd go strawberry.
Okay.
There you go.
And I think when I would have tostay really late for dance
I would get a ramen every nowand then.
Whoa.
We had dollar top ramens.
I wonder if they're stilldollar.
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I feel like no.
I hope so.
I hope so.
I also would get an apple everynow and red apples.
What would you get?
Oh, I get a bagel and creamcheese.
Oh.
They did have good bagels andcream cheese.
Really?
Good.
With the little tub.
And you*dunk* It was real nice.
And they're like steamed bagelsin the bag.
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And then they also had thechocolate chip cookies are
really good and steamedin a bag.
And you being such a cookiefiend, I'm surprised you didn't
get your hands on those.
All right, next topic.
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I can always go.
Music in high school.
Important or not.
To me not I'm not a big musicguy, which is an offensive thing
to say.
In general, it's almost worsethan saying you don't like
puppies.
But I like puppies, so I gotthat going for me.
Music?
Not that much.
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My speed.
Not your entire personality.
not any part of my personality.
I really, just as to this day,I'm just not listening to that
much music.
What about you?
I was big into music in highschool.
Well, give us your top hits.
Gotye, that one Doechii reusedfor Anxiety.
And then Taylor Swift was big.
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You were Swifty.
I was not but I remember herbeing really popular.
Okay.
And then Justin Bieber was huge.
He was huge.
And then our school pranked usbecause we're in Southern
California telling us JustinBieber was going to do one year,
one semester at our school.
he had just moved from Canada toCalifornia.
Or something like that.
Yeah.
And they had convinced us thathe was going to come to our
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school.
And our dumb asses all believedit.
Yep.
He did not come.
Great joke though.
Really funny.
Solid joke from the, staff.
It was I have.
We all were telling each other.
He's coming to TO made no sense.
Why would he not go to a privateschool or anything like that?
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Why would he go to school?
He's making millions.
Yeah.
That was a great.
It was a great staff prank.
How do we get to that music?
Next topic.
High school counselors.
Oh mine was fine but I didn’treally talk to her.
Hated mine.
We had the same one.
Yeah, mine was a fucking bitch.
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Because, you know, I thinkI think they probably get a lot
of back talk from a lot of kids,and they get really
over their job and they don'tget paid that much, and that's
fine.
I remember going there so manytimes, you only get called
in there if you're not doinggreat.
Not you're not getting called inif the and they're going, oh
good job by the way.
So I got called in because Iwasn't doing too great because I
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really was lazy in high school.
And I remember getting calledin and she's like, oh, you're
not going to go to college.
I'm like, it's freshman year.
That's a crazy looking back.
I'm like, that's crazy.
In freshman year, like secondfirst semester, maybe it was
just like, look, kid, you'reprobably not going to go to
college.
And then things kept going,blah, blah blah.
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I remember me requesting timewith her like junior year and
being like, hey, like, I gottafigure this out.
And her just being like,I don't think you're going to do
it, so I'm not going to bother.
And I'm just being like, you'rea fucking.
And looking back, I'm like,that's crazy.
No that’s actually sodisrespectful and if you’re a
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highschool couselor and you yourlike that a peace of should
children.
Easy Emma.
Calm down.
No, I fully believe that.
If you want to work with kids,support kids.
Support their dreams.
Why wouldn’t you support theirdreams.
No.
No.
I think I mean, I think she wasI didn't go to college.
She was.
She nailed it.
Let's be honest.
She nailed it.
You did go you didn’t finish.
She nailed it one way oranother.
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But I did graduate, and she saidI wouldn't do that either.
So she wasn't fully right.
I do want to go back just to seeher and be like you stupid
idiot.
I hate you.
She’s probably dead too.
Yeah.
You're acting like we're athousand years old.
But they're still alive.
They not that old.
Oh my gosh.
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Next topic.
Fashion.
My fashion was, questionable.
Why?
I just, I mean, I didn't reallyget new clothes ever so I was
making it work the best I could.
You did what you could.
Yeah.
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I went shopping all the timewith my mom.
I remember sagging skinny jeansand then doing, like, a boot cut
on them to.
What do you mean?
You'd cut the legs so they’d bebootcut?
You’d cut little.
It was a great look bringingthem back.
True Religion was popular whenwe were in highschool.
Oh I wanted true religion so badback then.
They made my pussy wet.
Yeah I wanted those so bad.
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True religion was the coolestand skinny jeans were
everything.
True Religions, I still havenever had a pair and I think it
would heal me a littleif I bought one.
I'd be like, I've.
I've made it.
Would that be a good 30thbirthday gift for you?
Don't you dare get me TrueReligions.
I’m going to get you thetrashiest pair of true religions
I can find.
Joke's on you.
I'll probably wear‘em embarrassyou.
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Yeah.
What was your go to fashion.
I was just like a skater rat.
Okay.
Yeah.
Super skinny jeans.
Yeah.
Probably converse if I waspicking a shoe.
Yeah I was a vans.
It was a there's two differenttypes of people.
converse and vans I was vans.
It's amazing this relationshipworks.
Yea we’re tetering on the edgehere still.
But you've switched in your,age.
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Now your vans chick.
How's that feel?
Betrayed.
Do you betray yourself?
Younger self?
Sometime i feel like i shouldget a pair of converse.
Yeah.
You wouldn't wear them.
I have a tab open in my phoneright now actually.
Oh my god.
you runnin it back.
No.
Next Topic.
What class would you add toa high school curriculum?
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I'll do my answer.
Okay.
I would add a frontal lobedevelopment class, and I would
have them kind of, realize thatthey exist in this world.
And how to how to exist and knowthat, like, your actions affect
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people.
An empathy class?
Kind of.
Yeah.
I think before your frontal lobedevelops, I feel like you should
try and kickstart in highschool.
You know, get put a littlegasoline on the fire before you
start hittin sparks with it.
Realize your actions affecteveryone around you.
Yeah.
And or or even just yourself,like, hey.
Yeah, you can graduate if youget good grades.
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I think we have finance classes.
Teach kids how to paytheir bills, and make a and
survive in shitty fucked upwe live in bills you.
(17:26):
No, actually, I think theyshould, enroll you into more
debt when you're in high school.
I think there should be a debtclass.
Yes, I think they should doubledown on that.
They should get an auto loanon you right away.
Second year in a high school.
Senior year.
Let's get an auto loan.
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I think.
Let's tie you up in a few phonecontracts.
Credit card debt.
I think debt class would bethe most beneficial.
That's tell you, hey,billionaires, they don't spend
their own money.
They spend other people's money.
So I'm going to pitch this tosome kid.
I say we go down to the highschool, start signing these kids
up for some debt.
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Make a difference in this world.
Let's make a change.
Let's.
We're definitely good.
You can change your life realfast.
Next topic.
Your turn.
Oh.
Oh.
Driver's license.
I was to say driving! Okay.
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Oh.
I loved getting my driverslicense it was the best.
That must be nice.
you, yeah you got yourseventually.
I had my license before you did.
Yeah, cause they wouldn't payfor my classes, so I couldn't
get my permit.
So, you know.
trauma dump session for real.
I'm just telling you howI lived.
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And then you got a car.
Oh, cool kind of car did youget?
I had a VW Bug.
Oh, my God, that's so cool.
What color was it?
It was beige on beige it was$10,000.
Wow.
Expensive car.
Yeah.
For high schooler Good for you.
Was it a hard top?
It was a convertible.
Oh, it was a convertible.
Oh my God.
So your very first car was aconvertible.
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That's really cool.
Oh, my God, that's really cute.
It was adorable I loved thatcar.
Oh, really.
You loved it?
Oh, that's so sweet.
I'm so glad.
And I would get little flowersand put them in the little vw
flower holder.
too.
Well, I mean, now isn't thatjust gonna melt your heart.
I was little princess.
And it had the best seatwarmers.
park get a matters.
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Yeah.
I remember meeting you.
And I would be sitting therewith my little seat warmers
on and my hot coffee.
I was so happy.
Wow.
I shared a Ford Explorerwith my mom, and it was her,
like, second car she ever had inher life.
And every door was broken.
And you had to drive it withboth feet.
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And this is a lie.
I didn't get to drive itevery day.
But the days that she did go.
I'm not doing anything today.
You can take the car.
You had to drive with both feet,because if the car, if you
weren't always pushing the gasdown, it would completely die
out and you'd have to restartit.
And it's like a few tries tostart and the paint obviously
not there.
No seat warmers, unfortunately.
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Not a convertible, but it got meto school.
To school some days.
Most days.
Sometimes.
So yeah, drive it.
But yeah, it was a stressgetting your driver's license,
and that was like the biggestdeal.
It was a huge deal.
I loved having a drivers licenseit was great.
I can't believe you just triedto tell me I can't click my own
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pen on my own podcast.
Why?
It's like they're in the roomwith us.
Remember when someone would tapthe back of your seat in class?
Is that what that is?
Oh, you're so sensitive.
that would drive me nuts.
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One time, my friend, kicked mychair and turned me fully 90
degrees.
And then I got detention.
Your highschool experiencesounds awful why is this
the topic?
What do you mean?
This is relatable.
Most people's high schoolexperience is awful.
Mine was good neutral.
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Oh, good for you.
This sounds traumatizing.
I'm just telling you whathappened in my high school.
You said someone touched yourchair.
Well, my friend kicked mesideways, and then I got to
detention.
And then I got yelled atdetention too.
I was drawing because I didn'thave any homework that I wanted
to do because I was a badstudent.
And then the teacher found outI was drawing and she was like,
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well, this doesn't count thatyou've done detention.
I'm like, what do you mean I'mstill here?
She goes, no you have to dohomework.
I'm like, I don't think that'spart of the deal.
Like, I'm pretty sure I justhad to be here.
And she's like, you're so luckyI have a meeting to get to, or
else I wouldn't count this.
I'd make you sit another hourhere with me.
I'm like, you're trying tofucking touch me, pedophile.
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Yeah, that's super weird.
But she was.
I've never seen that lady beforeor anything.
that’s even weirder.
Yeah, I don't know who she was.
Some pedophile that justsnuck in I think.
Next up is, the social media ofour high school experience was
pretty exciting becauseInstagram and Snapchat both
came out while we were inhigh school.
Yeah that was fun.
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Yeah.
What do you think?
Do you think they're stillbanging around on the apps
like we were?
What do you mean banging aroundon the apps like we were?
What do you mean?
What do I mean?
We we're playing on those appsall the time.
You think it's like, crazier nowor way less because we are,
like, so into it?
Because it is so new.
Yeah we were all super intoit, i bet they’re all into it
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too.
I bet it’s different becauseit’s so ingrained in society
now.
Well, they're trained on it.
They’re meaner to eachotheron it, I bet.
Like I said I thinkthey're nicer because they'll,
they can find each other better.
No I think if you post somethingcringe its being sent around.
And i think other stuff getsleaked more often.
I think they're less cringethough because they have more
idea of what their presencemeans online.
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Maybe.
Idk.
I wish I took it more seriouslyback then.
Oh I mean yeah.
Me too.
Yeah I mean that that's a gamechanger.
That would’ve been cool.
We wouldn't be here right now.
No.
Next Topic.
SATs what’d you get.
I don’t remember I did reallybad on the SATs actually.
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I did really good on thepractice one and then bombed the
real one.
You got too nervous.
Yeah I panicked and didn’t do Iwhat though.
I think blocked it out I didbad.
Wow.
You just go I couldn't I can't,I can't hold on to this info.
Sorry.
This hurts my I'm sorry I got totell myself I'm smarter than
what just happened.
I got to lie to myself way morethan this is allowing me to.
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All right, all right.
Yeah.
Next Topic.
I think that's going to call it,though, unless you have a topic.
uh, Graduation.
How was your graduation?
um my graduation, was reallyfun.
Okay, tell me more.
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What did you, So cause we’refrom Southern California.
Okay, I don’t know if they dothis still.
pretty they don’t.
do.
No I think it got banned.
They used to bus all the kidsfrom our highschool and all the
local high schools to DisneyLand.
And they would do a senior gradnight at Disney And it was
really really fun.
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That's cool.
And you were there until likemidnight or 1 am or something.
Oh, my God, that sound so fun.
It was super fun.
Wow.
If only you went.
Oh that's weird.
I was at the same high school.
I didn't get to do that at all,you went camping.
I was told.
Yeah, I went on a family campingtrip instead because my parents
wouldn't pay for my whole highschools.
My parents wouldn't pay for it.
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I didn't take the SATs becausemy parents wouldn't pay for.
I didn't get my driver'spayment.
My parents couldn't pay for it.
And I didn't do senior promnight or whatever.
Your highschool experiencesounds awful.
You’re gonna cry?
There’s kids with cancer I'mfine.
Anyways senior grad night wasfun.
I’d like to know what otherpeople in other areas do for
(25:24):
their grad nights cause i’mgoing to my cousins graduation
in a few kinda with my mom.
I feel it's I like how you'retelling them about it.
Yeah.
They need to know what I’m upto.
Like, I, I just think it'salmost like you're bypassing
that.
I'm sitting right next to you.
I am.
What do other kids, wellyou didn’t do anything,
what do other kids do on theirgrad nights?
Do you go to a go...
do?
I think they all have, like,parks that they go to n stuff
(25:44):
like that.
I don’t think that’s auniversal thing.
SO i would like know Well, whatpeople are doing for their
senior graduation.
I mean, I'm new to the fact thatthere's ammusement parks all
across the country.
I never thought that was athing.
Like, there's a lot of SixFlags.
It's not just that one.
Yeah, Oh i didn’t know that.
yeah, it's a chain.
Ew.
I don’t like six flags..
Well, yeah, there’s also knott'sberry farm.
(26:05):
but that’s also ew.
I think that's a chain as well.
Universal is also a chain and sois Disneyland.
That's what Universal and Disneyare better.
Those are the only acceptableones.
The skinheads go everywhere elsethe first place.
The only place I've ever seena Nazi tattoo.
OOOh.
Six flags.
Yikes.
Really?
(26:25):
Go to Six Flags.
Pass.
All right.
Anyways I think it’s graduationtime so congrats if graduating.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it is kind of graduationtime.
Yeah, congrats to all thegraduating people who don't
listen to this, but maybeone day will.
Maybe.
Well, from my high schoolsweetheart to yours.
That's another episode of DemonBabie podcast.
(26:46):
Thanks for listening or notlistening.
But we're here and we're goingto keep doing it.
Thanks.
And we’ll catch you next week.
Catch you next week losers.
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