Ep 28: Breakfast

OKAY Demon Babies, listen up. 🍳Episode 28 is hot off the griddle and we’re talking about the most important meal of the day—BREAKFAST. Whether you're team coffee-and-croissant or eggs-all-day, this one’s for you. Tap in, grab your favorite bite, and let’s get into this delicious deep dive.

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Episode Transcript

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just a to another episode of TheDemon Bobby.

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Woah.
Demon Babie podcast.
What podcast are you on?
I'm on the Demon Babie podcast.
I’m on the Demon Bobby Podcast.
Demon Bobby, if you're notfirst, your last.
I'm Joey Lombardo, Demon ofHollywood.
You're one co-host, and I'msitting here with my busty
breakfast baddie, blond babie.
The other co-host, not thesidekick.
Alright.
To clarify, aka Emma Nilsson.

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Welcome to the show.
Welcome to the show.
How are you feeling?
I feel great.
Really?
I'm tired.
Well, it was a long weekend.
It was a bender weekend.

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Yeah we really saidwe were going to take it easy
and then did the full opposite.
We did Thursday to Sunday.
It was a little much.
It's a little much.
It’s like we were at coachellabut not nearly as fun.
No.
Not nearly.
Not nearly.
Today's breakfast episode.
Welcome.
Welcome.
So, do you want to go to thefirst topic?

(01:09):
Yeah.
Let's jump First topic.
What's your breakfast routineright now?
My breakfast routine is to breakmy fast around one o’clock.
So, not breakfast time.
But I’m eating breakfast foodanyways.
Cause I work from homedoing this so I make my own
breakfast.
Yeah.
So I make my own breakfast.
Got it.

1 (01:25):
00.
Not true.
I have a coffee in the morning.
Okay.
Like first thing black coffee.
Got it.
Then when I actually eat I havea slice of sourdough on toast,
little eggs, arugala, parm, byjing Fly by jing..

(01:46):
Okay.
That’s mine.
I like it.
What’s your go to breakfast?
Well my routine right now isjust black coffee.
And then I have an early lunch.
So I have no breakfast routine.
But our, Hit me with it.
Next topic.
is what are the breakfast idealbreakfast hours.

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I think there's a few answers.
Okay, lets hear‘em.
I think ideal breakfast hours 7to 830 or or some.
Stay with me here toots.
1230 to 130.
I completely disagree with youI do not like eating that early.

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If I’m eating before my usuallike 1 o’clock.
because that’s just when I gethungry.
I like to eat between 10

and 11 (02:35):
30.
I don't like that.
That's that's too no man's landfor me.
I like it really early.
Well I like it either reallyearly.
It's nice.
Really early.
Still cold out.
Hot coffee.
Nice eggs.
Good to go.
I want to have my coffee byitself.

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My coffee is at 7 am.
My is way later.
Okay.
Hours later.
Okay.
Okay.
What about Next topic.
Breakfast for dinner?
Oh no.
I don’t support breakfastfor dinner.
I almost got crashed out onfor dinner when I was growing up
because my grandma lived withus and my mom did this weird

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thing where she would have hermake swedish pancakes
every Wednesday.
So every Wednesday I had.
my living us.
Really?
A two year period.
Wow.
Where we had swedish pancakesevery wednesday.
That's crazy.
Actually.
It was so gross I rememberI would stay late at aerial
so So.
So you missed the Swedishpancake dinner?

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Yes.
I think it's only.
It was cute the first month.
I think it's only allowed whenyou have kids.
Almost like an adult.
Yeah.
I always find it really odd whenadults do breakfast for dinner.
I think I think people with kidsdo it because breakfast so easy
to make, like, oh, I threw somebroken eggs into a pan and
give it to the kids.
Whatever.
Done Done.
breakfast for dinner.

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We made it a fun thing.
Well there’s also a lot of menthat just don’t know how to and
they’re like I’ll throw a bowlof together.
Men love breakfast for dinner,especially ones who can't cook.
Everyone can cook eggs.
Everyone can cook eggs.
But I feel they go to weirdly.
They don't have to cookthey just some milk a bowl and
call it wrap.
What do you think of breakfastfor dinner?

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I think it's acceptableif you have kids.
But other than that I don't, Idon't really support it.
I mean I think it's a good wayto get out of making kids a
whole meal and like dointhe whole thing.
I guess if you’re going to haveeggs its the only acceptable one
you’re going to have but itnever is, it’s always waffles or
Pancakes added to it.
Yeah.
Next topic.
What is your what.

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Well you already talked aboutthe Swedish pancakes.
So what was the other growing upbreakfast situations.
Oh, my real growing up,every day breakfast.
Yeah.
Was out of Pocket wild.
My mom gave me cookies.
That's crazy.
To this day, I can't let thisgo.
That you have.
I mean.
I know this is why this is thetopic of the day because it's so
wild that that was my breakfasteveryday.

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when I got to high school likeI said I started making myself
eggs n stuff.
Body craved it.
Something to stablize But beforeI would sit on the bowl of milk
and cookies.
Usually chips ahoy sometimesshe’d make‘em some made.
Tollhouse Tollhouse.
half homemade.
half homemade.
Yeah.
I like a half homemade.
Half homemade’s nice.
Yeah.
Toll house nails their ovencookies.

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Yeah.
So I didn't know that was badyou and I had to learn that in
adulthood and that wasembarassing.
yeah I don’t support cookies forbreakfast.
whatsoever.
My mom texted me that she did ita couple days ago and I couldn’t
believe it.
Yeah I mean it's just so it's,it almost makes me nauseous to
think about.
I’m gonna throw up right now.

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It really gets me now.
All right.
Well let's hit the next one.
The next topic.
Sweet versus savory breakfast.
Savory.
Now, every time.
I can’t do sweet anymore.
If you had to rank, some sweetones, what would they be,
though?
What are the top three?
Sweet breakfast.
Oh we just talked about this onethat’s pretty good.

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What was it called, a dutchbaby?
Have you had it.
Yeah, my mom called it an ovenpancake.
Oh okay.
Yeah.
So you have had it.
Okay.
Top three though.
So that's in there.
Yeah.
For sweet.
Only.
Waffles.
Yeah, I agree.
Waffles and then swedishpancake.
I like it.
I'll go for sweet I'll go.

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I'm going to go cereal becauseof the variety.
I was never a big cereal kid.
I wonder why.
And then I'll go waffles andFrench toast.
Oh, French toast is good.
Yeah.
I usually can only eat like aslice of that it’s real heavy.
Okay.
And then top three savory savoryitems now.

(06:53):
Full meal you know.
Yeah.
Eggs.
Good scramble.
I would say if just an item anomlet.
Okay.
Omelet.
Love an omelet.
Then a breakfast burrito.
Okay.
Solid.
I have to absolutely put thaton my top three.
Yeah.
What kind of breakfast burritothough?

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What's the steak and egg?
Yeah.
I love steak though.
Yeah.
I love steak and a breakfastburrito.
Steak and egg breakfast burrito,number 2.
And then weirdly the same butdifferent, a breakfast taco.
I'm gonna have to agree.
I like a little spice in there,you know?
Yeah, I like I really like blackcoffee.

(07:34):
Hot with spicy food.
Yes.
It really burns your mouth in acertain way.
It’s so good.
I don't know what that, likethe acidity of the coffee or
something.
It has to be black coffee to.
It doesn't do the same withbreakfast burrito has to be an
iced latte.
I cannot have a hot latte and abreakfast burrito.
No but I barely even a hot,breakfast burrito.
but.

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I love a cold and a burritoalso.
I'm not it's not my favorite.
You want a hot coffeespecifically.
Yeah.
Alright.
I want to feel like I'm inMexico.
Hot coffee you know blackcoffee.
Totally agree.
Next topic.
Hung over breakfast.
Oh I’ve got a weird take on thisone.
Okay.

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So cause we were hungover thisweekend.
We were.
I did my weird move I couldn’teat the breakfast burrito you
ordered us.
Oh, True.
Even though it's on your topthree savory breakfast.
Yeah the hashbrowns in it wereweirding me out idk.
Freaking me out.
If things are freaking me out.
So I had half of a protein and aslice of toast.
Okay.
And that really fixed me.

(08:37):
Took a nap, woke back up, I feltgreat.
Yeah.
Well, and we went for a runin 90 degree heat, and
that was crazy.
But I was good before the run.
So what's your ideal hungbreakfast?
Is it now?
Toast and a protein shake.
It might be.
That's.
Vile.
That's a a breakfast burrito.
Steak and egg, like we said.

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Or fucking McDonald's sausage,egg and cheese.
Just put my head on straight.
Like, get me.
Get my boots on the ground.
Maybe a fucking coke from them,too.
And, like.
All right, little caffeine,sugar bubbles.
Hash brown.
The hash brown to.

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I’m sold on sprite now after Iheard about that study that said
sprite is the only thing thatcan cure a hang over.
I’m like get me six of thoselittle guys right now.
Six little she’s mainliningsprite..
I got this, I got an IV drip ofsprite period.
period.
Next topic.
What are the rules of orderingbreakfast?
Like at a restaurant?
Both ways.
I guess where would you orderit.
No, you could Postmate it.
What's the Postmates rule?
When are you, what time is cutoff for breakfast?

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Ordering.
It needs to be later becausei think the cut off is usually
like 10-

10 (09:46):
30 if you’re you’re up later.
1130.
But it takes, like, 60 minutes.
Sometimes that’s the worsstpart.
it is.
You’re hungover you needsomething.
You need it fast.
And you can’t get it.
You also can’t cook it.
You might not have any food inyour house.
Yeah.
You’re a real scumbag.
Yeah you’re real riff raff.
So i’d like it to be a

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30 cut off.
But I get why a restaurantwouldn't do that.
No, but, like for you.
When are you going to startordering lunch instead?
I’m not ordering lunch I don’tlike lunch.
You never eat.
Lunch.
I don't like lunch.
okay! I never liked lunch.
lunch sucks.
Lunch is great.
lunch is a zero out of tenfor me i don’t like eating it.
You're crazy.
I love a good sandwich.
Midday.

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Nope.
You're crazy.
You're crazy.
Girl.
Girl.
You're crazy.
What the hell are.
You just have really latebreakfast.
I don’t have lunch.
All right.
What's your ideal breakfastordering time?
Or your breakfast Rules i guess.
I don't really like orderingpancakes.
I think that's not allowedbecause they get soggy.
Waffles are on the wall.

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If you order waffles, I think.
Get it from, chicken and WafflePlace.
That's the cheat code.
That is, they know a crunchy orthey know they always make a
crunchier waffle.
And then you get a littleprotein chicken on the side.
I'm happy about that.
that might be my favorite waffleorder.
is a chicken and waffles.
I agree.
It's actually up there with thebest hangover order for

(11:10):
breakfast, too.
Yeah, it's up there for sure.
Chicken and waffles are prettygood.
Other rules.
I think you have to get as manydrinks as possible for
hangovers.
Minimum three drink rule.
Minimum three drink rule.
Maybe five honestly.
I mean, if there's two of you.
12.
you need a sprite, a coke, asmoothie, a coffee, a water.
Yeah.
I mean, we've done all thatbefore in one go.

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And felt great after.
They get something.
I don't know what it does.
It does something.
It gets you there.
I'd like to think Where there isI don't know.
I'd like to think there'sprogress.
I'm going to tell myselfthere is for sure.
100%.
next Topic., it, best breakfastalcohol pairings.

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The best breakfast alcohol.
Let's not say pairings.
Mimosa.
Bloody Mary, Out does of amuscle for me?
I think we got vodka rightin the system.
Let's go out the gate.
We're doing vodka.
Hell, yeah.
Tomato juice.
Vitamins.
Clam juice.
If you're getting crazy.

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There's got to be goodmicrobiome in there.
Somewhere.
Celery, vegetables, olives.
Bloody Marys, a salad with asplash of vodka.
It's like a vodka vinaigrette.
I feel.
like because i’ve been loosingmy sweet tooth in the last
few months, i feel like i needto retry a bloody mary.
We get Bloody Marys every singletime we go snowboarding.

(12:32):
Oh, I love them then.
Yeah.
The horseradish in there.
Take it all back.
Bloody Mary, because a mimosaputs me to sleep.
I get so sleepy.
It doesn’t wake me up, buta champs mimosa might do it.
Explain.
A champs mimosa is a mimosa witha shot of vodka in it.

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So it is vodka, orange juice.
AKA is the easiest way toblackout for all you, young
listeners trying to figure itout over 21.
Over 21.
Yeah.
So that’s good.
What about a michelada.
I'm okay with a michelada, butit's nowhere.
It's I’ll agree.
Michelada is overhyped.
I feel like I’ve been hearinga lot of Michelada talk lately.

(13:13):
What about, spiked coffee?
Spiked coffes I.
only like on the mountain whenyou’re snow boarding.
I don’t really like it, if it’shot out I don’t want a hot
spiked coffee.
No.
No.
but.
Snowboarding on the mountain,spiked coffee.
Delicous.
Oh, yeah.
Pick me up in the morning that’sall I wnat.
Hello.
Good morning.
How are you?
Well, the setting alwaysmatters.
But if you’re just at homeI think we’ve decided the best

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morning drink is a bloody mary.
Fuck yeah it is, because youcan't have it any other time.
You can sneak mimosas in

2 (13:42):
00,

3 (13:43):
00.
You.
I saw someone order a mimosalate at night at the bar one day
and that blew my mind.
Oh, I saw someone do it with aBloody Mary.
I almost fucking threw theirdrink against the wall and said
sorry.
Try, try again at 10 a.m..
That’s not allowed.
Allowed.
Not in the rules.
Buddy.
look at the rule book onceif you're going to go out.

(14:04):
Get the little handbook.
What are you doing.
What?
Is there anything?
Yeah.
I mean, you can't get a spikethere.
You can't have a spike coffeefor dinner, post dinner.
Well, or even just post dinner.
Have a little coffee.
Little Irish cream.
Not a problem.
I'm not mad at that at all.
But if you fucking try and serveBloody Mary's after after

2 (14:24):
00, Vile.
you.
You're not right.
You're not right.
You're sick in the head.
Yeah.
You're a real sicko.
Freak.
Yeah you gotta get anassessement.
Yeah.
For real.
Get assessed fast.
You're a danger to society.
Fool.
Period.
Next topic.
What are the best outfits towear to breakfast?
Home.

(14:44):
Breakfast and out.
Breakfast.
Home breakfast is usually PJ’sOr a very comfy like nice shirt
and a loose denim.
I like a pant on.
I want pants on.
I don't want to be in pjs.
Once I'm having breakfast, I'mlike.
Once this is done, I want to beout the door.

(15:04):
You are like that.
And i’ve picked up that becauseyou’ve gotta get out of the
house.
I gotta move.
I hit the ground running.
Yeah.
No, I think best outfit for me.
Nice t nice t shirt.
Denim for sure.
Comfy pant.
Only socks when you're home.
Yeah.
When I'm out, though.

(15:25):
Nice pants.
Button up shirt.
Two.
Buttoned up, long sleeve,buttoned up.
Yeah.
I feel like you usually do, ifwe’re going out to breakfast,
you’ll do like a short sleevedbutton up.
That's acceptable as well.
Sun, sun pending.
Yeah.
So if I'm going out, I want.
I want a button up shirt forbreakfast.
If I’m going out for breakfastI want to be in sundress
realizing don’t enough..

(15:49):
We don't go to breakfast thatmuch.
But.
I just feel like lately we’vehad more day time.
Comes with age.
Yeah it’s gross.
So I feel like I need to getsome sundresses on me.
Okay.
So what is your ideal at homebreakfast outfit.
Pajamas then?
No I think I do like to be alittle bit dressed too.
I think because if you're stillPJ of I just, I'm like I just,

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I'm like, I should be in bed.
If I'm doing in bed then that'sfine.
I don't even like breakfastin bed that much.
Like I said I just want a coffeein bed and I don’t want to eat
until later.
That's your ideal.
All right.
Next topic.
What is the best type of toast?
I love toast! This is a greattopic for me.
I love toast.

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toast homemade I put it Okay.
Are you going sweeter or savoryon it. Savory but if I wanted it
I would put only Lingonberry Jamon it.
Lingonberry jam is the best jam.

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What's the second best jam?
Rasberry.
Raspberry jam.
Yes, jam.
If I want a jam on my toastthose are my jams.
If it's not those jams, I'm notreally going to be that into it.
I fucking can't stand grape jamor strawberry jam.
Unless you want a peanut buttern jelly but i’m not five years

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old.
So I don’t want a peanut buttern it, have it.
I wouldn't mind a peanut butterand jelly with some lingonberry
jam.
I would like to try that, thatmight be good.
It might be good.
But I’m just saying my go tobreakfast is on toast and that’s
how I like my toast.
With the eggs and the chili oiland all that stuff.
I love it.
Ss avocado toast on the tablefor you?
Not really.
Okay.

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I don't know why I’m not thatinto avocado.
I give I’d be an avocado toastgirl.
You look like an avocado toast.
I mean, yeah.
I give avocado toast girl.
But I don’t know why the textureof the avocado being the main
ingredient of Okay.
It’s a little too mushy andbland.
I mean, it needs a lot on itmake while.

(17:55):
True.
or it can be Half a and else.
I like.
I like a little chili oil andavocado toast so that.
see it needs a better topping.
Oh that's avocados justtoo bland.
Well you said like six toppingson your favorite toast.
Yeah it’s my favorite toast.
would do the If I was makean avocado toast it would be
the Toast the avocado sliced up,chili and sprouts.

(18:17):
Okay.
And salt and pepper.
Probably no pepper because Iadded chili But would to be on
that.
Okay.
Next topic.
Best style of breakfast?
Restaurant.
Diner.
You like a diner?
No.
You lied.
You lied straight to my face.
Yeah.
I it was just the first thingyou thought of.

(18:38):
It was.
I don't know, I don't likebreakfast restaurants that much.
What about a food truck?
Breakfast food truck.
Breakfast burrito.
Good bagel thing.
What about a good bagel shop?
I....
I’m okay with a bagel shop.
I’m not really a breakfastrestaurant I’m a coffee shop.
Taco stand?
coffee shop.
Is that your best kind ofbreakfast restaurant?

(18:58):
Yep, coffee shop, some form offood that I’ll eat.
What if.
Are they serving eggs orthey just had pastries on hand?
They might have either.
Best version.
Best version....
they have eggs.
They have eggs.
Okay.
Oh.
my favorite one.
I know my favorite one.
Mr.
T’s Okay.
I love their breakfast Mr.
T’s in Hollywood, greatbreakfast.
It's a sit down.

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It’s coffee, but they haveoutdoor seating, it’s low key.
I love outdoor seating.
It’s a lot more casual thanyou’d think it’d be there.
True.
I'm almost gonna say so.
Since we're California,I don't want to really eat my
breakfast inside.
I don’t either.I want outdoorbreakfast i think also because
we don’t have outdoor on ourapartment.
What's the best breakfastrestaurant you've ever been to?

(19:41):
Ever.
Ever, oh i don’t know what aboutyou?
Dalmatian in South Korea, Seoul.
When we were outside, there werea fountain with flowers in it.
They gave us vanilla lattesthat had so much vanilla, it
looked like they threw charcoalin there.
It was so good.
So good.
And the food was really good.
Really bright.

(20:01):
Service was good and we gotright in.
No, we didn't really eat thatone.
No, no, we didn't.
What the hell are you talking.
What the hell?
Yeah.
What the hell?
No.
I wish I could eat there everyday if I could.
I crave that meal all the time.
I crave that, that vanillalatte.

(20:21):
That breakfast was fire too.
Everything was great.
Okay.
I could eat my way throughtheir menu.
I'll.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
Best breakfast.
Put my name on the back.
I'll throw another greatbreakfast.
We've had then.
Great.
When we were staying in.
I mean, we're gonna soundbougie.
I mean, you're saying Rome andthat hotel, the hotel's
breakfast on the rooftop inRome.

(20:43):
Oh yeah that one was good too.
I think the little sausagesI had.
And I also want to say thatwas a buffet breakfast too.
was a buffet breakfast.
I know, for a buffet breakfast.
It really blew my socks off.
Yeah, socks were at the door.
I’d love to go back and eatthere again, cause I didn’t like
coffee as much as I like coffeenow.
Oh, yeah.
You're a real pussy with thecoffee.

(21:03):
Yeah.
So I really would like togo back and try
their coffee again because I betit was FIRE.
I was hitting espressos everyday.
I was getting lattes and it wasa mistake.
I was starting my day withan espresso in Rome on a
rooftop, and I felt sexy.
I was oozing sex there.
Yeah, that's what happens whenyou do that.
When you.
If you have an espresso on anItalian rooftop, sex.

(21:26):
you're getting laid that day.
Probably.
You are.
Unless you’re alone.
You're not going to be aloneby the end of it.
Next topic.
Worst breakfast either.
Worst breakfast you've had orworst breakfast item in general.
A cookie.
No, what’s your worst breakfast.

(21:46):
Oh, it's a good breakfast.
Unless it's done bad.
Lox bagel.
If it's a if it hits me with alittle too much, I can't do.
Fishiness.
Yeah.
even when we were in Japan andthey gave us a, like, a nice
breakfast, but it had a somefishy elements.
I was like, like, fuck,this is a hard ass way to start

(22:07):
your day.
I'm like, I feel like I'mgetting assaulted right now.
I liked it.
Yeah you're real fucking funky.
Like you like it all funky andweird, Explains a lot about you,
lady.
It does, I’m a little funky.
You are funky.
Yeah you don’t like funk onyour food really.
I don't like.
No, I like funk.
I got to be awake, I think.
Oh, I got it.
I'm hit you with a crazy one.
My grandma would eat hard breadwith that anchovy paste Yeah,

(22:31):
that's.
For breakfast.
I’m gonna vomit.
Fucking disgusting.
It's fish food.
have it all throughout the daybut I she’d have it breakfast
too.
Freak.
She’s a crazy lady.
Okay.
That's my worst breakfast.
Hard bread with anchovy paste.
I've never even had it.
And I already can tell you.

(22:51):
And I'm surprised.
By the way, going back is thetopic before this.
I'm surprised you didn't say theJapanese breakfast we had was
your favorite breakfast.
Which one?
The one that the Ryokan.
Yeah that one was my second one.
You never even mentioned it.
Nope.
Why are we filming contentif you're not going to
contribute I was contributing.
Not to that one.
Well that ones just so crazy tooI have was like good and bad.

(23:12):
cause there was some crazy stuffon that one.
Did it out funk you?
It did a little bit.
Yeah, they put some weird is alittle too fishy for me.
I think weird bread was a muchme.
though.
Yeah.
All right, next topic.
Cereal.
Cereal.
Cereal.
Cereal.
Cereal.
I was a lucky charms girl.

(23:34):
Did you have a pattern of eatingit, like.
Oh, I do all the hard ones firstand marshmallow up at the end,
cuz that's what I do with LuckyCharms.
I’d eat all the marshmellows andthen a couple bit of the
normal ones and then I’d stopeating.
You're a wasteful slut for that.
No, I would do the opposite.
I would eat all the brown ones,all the cardboard, and then have
just a marshmallow party atthe end.

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That was smart though.
Really end you.
on a high note.
did the same thing with CaptainCrunch.
Eat all the yellow ones and thenberried up.
And then they came out with oneit was all berry.
I'm like, all this hard workI've put in over the years, I'm
a huge cereal I mean, I grew upon a lot of cereal.
Yeah.
You know more about than me.
Rank your top five cereals.
Honey smacks, Frosted Flakes.

(24:18):
Wait.
Honey Smacks number 5 or number1 There's no association, I
can't I can't do that to myself.
Okay.
I'll be here all day.
Okay.
Honey smacks, Golden Grahams,Frosted Flakes, two more?
two more.
honeycomb.
Come on.

(24:40):
Captain Crunch.
Isn’t captain crunchyour favorite all time favorite.
No frosted flakes.
I always get those mixed up.
Yeah.
Actually, Honey Smacks blowsmy hair back.
I don’t even know what that is.
It's delicious.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
You like a lot of honey flavoredcereals I’ve noticed.
Well, my favorite toast is honeytoast.
Mmm yeah you didn’t say whatyour favorite toast was.

(25:01):
No one asked me.
What’s your favorite toast?
Honey toast.
And honey cereal.
But you weren’t a honey nutcherrios guy.
Oh, no I was I'd add my ownsugar too which every kid
our age did.
I feel like that you addedyour own sugar which is crazy.
I mean I don't support cerealfor breakfast.
I have a kid.
I'm really trying to be like,hey, you should have savory.

(25:21):
You should just eat some realfood.
Yeah.
Real food is important.
Would your parents ever make youdifferent breakfast if you had
a big test?
No.
Oh, yeah.
I'd get eggs in the morningif I had a test that day.
Like a big test.
That’s really surprising.
Yeah, I know, it's like itdoesn't line up with the rest.
They actually say you shouldstay in your same routine
if you have like a big test ora big thing coming up because

(25:41):
you don’t freak yourself outthen.
I'm not.
I mean, I like the eggs.
If you do a different routinethat day then your body will
like freak out.
Like if you study chewingthey say you take the test gum
Gums not allowed.
cause it tricks your brain.
Gums not allowed It was just anexample.
Bad one.
I want to dribble basketball.
Hey teach.
Do you mind if I dribble abasketball.
There's a Disney movie that didthat.
Next topic.

(26:03):
Eggs.
I feel like I should be justmaking a tik tok about a million
ways to make eggs.
You love every egg.
I mean, I introduced you to.
I had a hard boiled eggrecently, and then you went
crazy.
You went fucking feral.
You fuck, you hard boiled eggsevery day, and you're like, I'm
soft boiled and I'm hard boiled.
I'm doing it all.
I can't believe I didn't comehome to a tray of deviled eggs.

(26:23):
It was crazy.
You almost did.
I bet I almost did.
I almost did almost make deviledeggs.
You're like, I need ice,I gotta go for work.
That’s the only reason therearen’t more hard eggs this house
now because out of right Okay,give me your top three eggs.
I.
love them all so much! like yourank your cereal.

(26:45):
I like a soft boiled egg.
A omlet.
Okay.
Good addition.
A french omlet.
Okay.
And..
didn't have to specify, butthat's fine.
I did cause there’s a lot ofomlets that get a lot of shit
added to them and I don’t likethat.
Oh, my dad calls those bomblets,and he makes them twice a year.
Bomblets.
Yeah, That makes sense for yourdad.
yeah, they like to marketeverything in my house.

(27:06):
They really gotta sell youon it.
We're making bomblet.
It’s bomblet day.
And then I think I like a softscramble.
Soft scramble.
Yeah I make a softer scramblethan you do.
Okay, foodie.
And then I also like a friedegg.
Okay.
You're out of numbers.
That was number 4 I was going upto 5.

(27:29):
You're not getting extra creditfor this, nope i’m going four.
All right, well, what about apoached egg?
No.
I didn’t like poached eggs.
Okay.
I made poached eggs I didn’tlike it.
They're hard to make.
I didn’t nail it.
You got a that's like an order.
I didn’t nail it.
Let the pros do that.
I was making hardboiled eggs andthen my egg fell cracked

(27:52):
I made it anyways made itIt was an ordeal.
I didn’t Set it up I didn’tdo it right.
You're wrong.
I was winging it.
No I made it some what right butthere’s definitely better
technique than what I did.
Probably Yeah I didn’t nail thetechnique.
There probably wasn’t anyvinegar in the water or anything
like that.
Was there supposed to be?
Just a splash.
You're supposed to spin thewater and then crack the egg
into it while it's spinning.
I did not nail it.

(28:14):
Yeah.
You didn't do anything.
I don’t even want to say whatI did.
You said hot water.
Well.
and then I saw someone on tiktok put it in one of those mesh
filter things.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You got you got, got.
I got got.
That did not work.
Yeah, Well it kinda worked butnot really.
yeah.
You got got.
Yeah so that sucked.

(28:36):
There you go.
Don't you sieve.
Alright, next topic, last topic?
Final topic.
Alright.
Fast food breakfast.
Yeah, I kind of only likeMcDonald’’s for fast food
breakfast.
Well, you haven't probably hadthat much fast food breakfast.
That’s pretty much, that’s whatI was going to say I imagine
Taco Bell would have a good onebut I can’t think of it.

(29:00):
Oh, my God, the Taco Bellcrunchwrap breakfast that has.
I think it's only, like, threeyears old.
Orgasmic is the only word that Idon't even like to say that
word.
I don't even like that wordbecause I eat in secret.
I have to, I eat it.
No, I eat it with a towel overmy head so God can't see my

(29:23):
sins.
What I'm doing to it?
It’s that bad for you?
No.
It's just it's that good.
It’s that good.
Wow.
You’re not allowed to pleaseyourself that much.
Yeah.
No.
Are you Catholic?
The guilt is coming through.
Paleo.
Yeah.
No Taco Bell.
McDonald's undeniably a behemothin the fast food breakfast game.

(29:49):
Always has been.
Always will be.
Yeah, I don't anyone’s reallyTaco Bell is the race car you
bet on because you really justare always hoping they're going
to win.
Hoping for the underdog.
Oh, yeah, Taco Bell.
Okay, are there any other fastfood breakfasts that are like of
note?
Jack in the box does a butterycroissant for their egg
sandwiches, and it's so butteryand greasy it's overwhelming

(30:12):
for me.
But if you're a little greaseball, you might like it.
I might like it.
You know, you can put it inyour hair after I have some
nice.
Oh, Yeah I probably need to oilit up a little bit it’s a little
dry.
yeah.
Yeah.
Well, go, go hit the box.
Catch me at the box tomorrowmorning.
Yeah, yeah.
So Alright.
That's the show.
That’s the show, that is ourbreakfast episode.
Yeah.

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