May 21, 2025 • 22 mins
We’ve all had one, or two, or twenty and for the twenty ninth episode we are talking all about them.. the dreaded hangovers. From cures we’ve found to the things that make it worse we are deep diving into the worst side effect of drinking. So grab a drink or some aclaseltzer and settle in for this new episode.
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my because to another episodeof the Demon Babie podcast.
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Number one podcast in the world.
I'm here.
Demon of Hollywood.
Joey Lombardo sitting here withmy helpless hangover hottie
blond babie.
And today's episode is all abouthangovers.
And I think that is the perfectname for me and I’m going to
hang on to that one.
I am a helpless hangover hottie.
And the voice show's It’sshowing on my voice today.
hit.
The intro music.
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Welcome welcome, welcome.
So if I'm the helpless hangoverhottie, what are you?
the?
What are you?
the...
That's for you to take.
You can't pick your ownnickname.
Shit.
Sorry.
The doesn’t get hungover daddy?
Work on it.
We'll come back to the end ofthe show.
At the end of the show hopefullyI’ll have come up with something
we gotta give you one.
I need a hangover.
Name?
You need a antihangover name.
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cause you truly don’t gethungover.
Well.
Well.
Get to thinking.
All right.
First topic.
How are you feeling today?
I'm tired.
Yeah.
Yeah, I kind of kicked it systemactually.
Well, for a little background,we're out until out until 7
a.m..
Got home 730 ish.
No no no we left at six.
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Oh, sure.
Okay well somebody.
6-7 It really doesn't matter.
Alright.
6 to 7.
We're at a party, am.
And we got home.
And that was two days ago now,and we are just now.
I'm just now opening my eyesright now to work with a lot.
I didn't have anything going on.
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Not for my brain.
Well, let's say what we didwe’re we’re Well, it was a
renaissance fair to startthe day Ren.
Fair.
Ren fair.
The man to my right woke me upat 7 am that day he wanted to
get to Ren bright early to becrowds.
Which we did, Which we did.
and it worked.
and it worked.
And it was worth it.
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And then we had friends showup as we were about to leave.
so we ended up staying at theren fair until like 5 or 6.
Oh, that's not my fault.
And then had friends over andwent out to a party.
Also, no.
My fault.
You invited them over.
I did i’m not blaming you I’mtelling you how the day went.
Okay, but you said this man.
This man did wake me up at 7am.
Okay.
But the rest of the story wasyour fault.
Oh well.
Okay.
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All right.
So how are you feeling today?
I’m alright.
I ran five miles.
I did a workout class.
That's pretty impressive.
And I sat in the sauna.
And I feel like my day I’ve beenmoving through jello..
Mhm.
How are you feeling today?
Like I said, I'm just now wakingup.
Just tired.
But I'm doing all right.
But you don’t feel like you’removing through jello at all?
no.
No, no, not like that.
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Just tired.
It's like, breathing is anexercise.
Yeah well that makes sense.
But you saunaed today.
Yeah it was nice.
All right.
Hit me with the next topic.
Hot vs cold cures.
See for me.
I think hot cures are betterthan cold cures.
Cures.
I think hot cures are betterwhat do you think?
So I don't know, I think a coldcure is going to give you a good
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cold.
Cures like a bump you're goodfor, like, 30, 40 minutes for a
hot cure.
It's going to slowly get itout of you and not really make
you feel that much better.
Right after I disagree but onlyslightly.
So, I think only reset.
Like if we’re doing a coldplunge in the pool.
that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
cause we don’t have a coldplunge, our pool is just not
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heated.
It's cold enough.
It's cold enough.
You dive in the deep end, you’regettin cold.
That a five then I’ve kindagotta do it again.
and again and again.
That's what I'm saying.
I’m like chasing that high.
That's what I'm saying.
But If i’m doing a sweat out.
I feel it’s long lasting.
I don't think it’s a burn.
You literally just said word forword what I said No but you said
a slow to not feeling still.
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But it doesn't make you feel asgood right away.
I don’t I feel longer is betterin my opinion.
I think it's better too but it’syou think right out of a sauna.
You feel that shock of awake andeverything.
Good like you do a cold Notnot a shock.
But at least it lasts.
That's a good thing.
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Well, you're just repeatingwhat I said, but NO.
And, I don't think the coldplunge lasts for 30-40 minutes.
Oh, I think it only lasts likefive.
okay.
It doesn't last long, but I'msaying they both make you feel
better.
But I think the cold plungemakes you feel more better than
the sauna does.
But it doesn't last as long.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Glad we are on the same exactpage.
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Well, you are hungover today.
That your brain is not.
Your brain's in jello.
Yeah, it brain's in jello.
Put my brain on ice.
Hit me with It.
Next topic.
Hungover work which you're doingright now.
I guess it’s not going greatis it?
Hungover work is the worst thingin the world.
And every time I'm not happywith my experience at some
establishment, sometimes I justput myself away and I go,
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you know what?
Maybe they're hungover.
Yeah that’s nice of you.
You know, You’re like maybe theyhad a rough night or a rough
morning.
Exactly like, maybe, you know.
You gotta meat them wherethey’re at.
Exactly.
Especially someone that worksin the service industry and
they're like, you're like, dude,you were probably out to fucking
5 (05:14):
00 last night.
We know how the service industrypeople get They get crazy.
like, oh, yeah.
Loose with a Next topic.
Hangover cures.
Fake industry.
Yeah.
We have friends that sellhangover medicine and hate to
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break it to you guys.
It ain't.
It's not working.
There's nothing that.
It's like skiing.
And you know what's the best wayto not get hurt?
Skiing.
Don't go skiing.
don’t go skiing.
what’s the best way to not havea hang over?
don’t drink.
Yeah.
That's sobriety.
Sobriety and abstinence.
It's like, best way to not getOh, yeah.
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Exactly.
But, if you're going to do it.
I think try and, you're goingto do it.
Do it, what?
do it big?
Yeah.
Alright, go for it.
No I think your best hangovercure is to chug as much water as
you can before bed.
Yeah.
Have ice packs on the ready forthe next day.
Cause you’re still gonna behungover but how to mediate it.
I think just as much water aspossible before bed is the
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biggest thing you can do.
You're not going to have waterin between every drink.
You're No.
No one’s doing that.
The people who I hatewhen people just have water
between every drink.
What am I, a fucking loser?
You think I can't handle that?
It drives me nuts but apparentlyit drives you more nuts.
My dad says that too, and he'slike, just have a water.
Okay, look in a mirror buddy.
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I'm like, he's never.
I've never even seen my parentssip water.
I’ve never seen them sip watereither.
They've never had water.
No I think they’re literally 90%alcohol.
You know what I realizedyesterday when we were at my
grandparents house, I used togo to my grandparents house and
grab bottled water.
When I was there, and I thoughtit was so fancy to have
bottled water because my familyliterally has never had bottled
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water in their house before.
Like now they do sometimes.
But growing up we never hadwater and I didn't drink water.
I never had water.
And when I went to my grandpa'slike, well, look at the fancy
place.
They got water here andI'd always steal a few.
My dad would drive by theirhouse, stop, grab em out of the
garage fridge, and then comehome with some.
Yeah we would drink water outof the fridge.
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We didn't have that differenttax bracket.
All right.
Next topic.
Hair the dog though.
Hair of the dog is the onlylcure.
It is obviously not a cure, It’snot a cure.
but it is a cure.
It's a mood stabilizer.
Like lets be honest your body isjust going through withdrawls
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and you’re re-upping onyour problem sometimes to do
What's your favorite, hairof the dog.
I like a really.
It's gotta be screaming coldbeer it was screaming cold and a
tequila and a shot of tequila.
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I didn’t do a shot of tequilayesterday but the shot of
tequila really was, it would’vetopped me off nicely.
Two beers.
Two beers.
First beer.
You got to get down fast.
I didn’t.
That's what this is my, firstbeer has got to go down fast.
Then you have your shot.
Okay.
You’re real lubed up then.
Second beer you can just coaston.
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Ween that off.
Ween that off and then you’rethrough it.
Yeah, but.
And that's if you're not doinganything after, you know.
You kinda can’t keep goingbecause if you go more than that
two.
You’re back in the same positionyou already started in.
Hit me with it.
Next topic.
Hung over partying.
Tough.
Real tough.
You got to hit the hair,the dog, into the hang over
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partying and that first 45minutes.
Hell on earth.
Hell on earth.
Because everyone is all up andexcited to be out partying
you’re hungover.
It matters.
It matters if you were with thesame crew last night.
And we're all in it togetherwhen you're all in it together.
Not that bad.
Not that bad.
And you go.
You're going to do a shot withme and fuck you, bitch.
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Why would you even bring that upto me.
You know, I had 17 of those lastnight, You’re like well I guess
we’re doing one more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, hungover, partying ispretty fun.
If everyone's in the same boat.
If everyone’s in the same boatit’s okay but if they’re not
then some people bright eyed andtailed with their shot of
the weekend and you're overthere.
And they're like yeah.
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dragging your feet throughthe mud trying to get back.
Oh if there's food involved likeit's a brunch that drives me
nuts cause you're just likeno no no no no no no I'm going
to just you guysgive me the beer and let me be.
give me the I give me the.
I'm so fucked up.
I think that’s why I’m so anti..
you know how so many people goto drag brunches on sunday?
I’m probably hungover.
I don't need to see a in myface, singing.
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Let's let's.
I can’t do it.
everyone knows you can't do itbecause you are the helpless
hangover hottie.
Sorry, I am, who I am.
And everyone knows it.
So at least I’m not pretending.
There you go.
It’s just reality.
Next topic.
Hangxiety.
Oh hangxiety is so real.
Yeah.
You don't get anxiety, but youget viciously sick.
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Where?
I don't get viciously sick, butI get terrible hangxiety.
I get some hangxiety if I wasup to no good.
I usually don’t get that bad ofhangxiety I’m usually kind of in
control.
I'm.
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking people I've met andtalk to you about this.
I think there are two types ofpeople.
It's more hung over.
Less anxiety, more hangxiety,less hung over.
Yeah I agree.
You can't win.
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There's no winners unless you'reone or the other.
There's coming up losers.
Only.
I get vicous hangovers but youget hangxiety.
How do you deal with yourhangxiety.
Time fixes all problems likethat.
Time heals all wounds.
Yeah.
Time heals all wounds with thehangxiety.
Literally nothing fixes it untilI either see the person again or
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just I forget.
See the person?! Or if it's likeI'm like, oh, they hate me now.
Yeah.
Usually that.
Usually that, alright.
Well, Next topic.
Would you rather, waking up withclothes on or makeup on?
Clothes on.
I do not want makeup on.
When I see myself with makeup onin the morning I am PISSED.
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Really?
Pissed.
I’m like why am I trying to ruinmy next week of my life..
I, I only wake up with clotheson if I truly don't remember
going to bed.
I like that's clothes on isonly I fully wasn't home.
No one was there.
And I, I think maybe like tentimes in my life I've woken up
fully clothed ten times doubledigits, double digits.
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But if I look at the ratio, howoften I go out.
That’s pretty good.
Yeah, I would say, I almostalways get my makeup off.
you're pretty good.
I've seen you.
I've seen you blackout drunk.
Wash your makeup off.
So, yeah.
I mean I will mess my hair upgetting my whole face soaked
but I will be getting the makeupoff.
True.
But, I don't sleep in myvery often either.
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No, You never do.
You'll go full nude if you'redrunk.
Yeah.
I don't.
I’m trying to think of a timethat I really slept in
my clothes.
I don’t think I really haveon accient, really that.
Well I don't think you really.
I mean yeah.
You go naked.
It’s because I’m washing up.
Yeah.
You're hitting this, you'rehitting the steps of going to
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sleep.
Yeah.
All right.
Next topic.
Speaking of blacking out,playing clue with the Uber
receipts and being like, wherewas the morning?
What time did I get home?
Where was I, exactly?
Ohhh I never do that.
Oh, really?
Sometime if I don't know whereI was last night.
You’ll check your uber reciepts.
Yeah, I got to check the Ubers.
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When did I go?
Well usually you uber us so Idon’t have the uber reciepts.
True, true, true.
So this is my activity of.
I don't really check it.
I usually do know whenI get home, but if it's one of
those very rare times where.
Goodbye.
I wasn't clocked in.
You got to check the Uberreceipt.
You know what I do.
things I can’t at my photos bankfor at days partying.
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But.
I will check the days yeah.
Oh yeah.
Well it's part of the Where I’vebeen and when I got home.
it's part of the game of clue.
I’m usually non stop takingphotos of shit all night.
Yeah.
Yeah yeah So I check my timestamps.
it's part of the.
Yeah.
It's part of the game of clue.
That’s my game of clue.
You already hit my next topic.
Oh the bank check in the nextday that’s my nightmare.
is like the worst part.
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My bank, my bank, my bank hatesme.
It might love me actually.
I don't think they want you tohave money.
I don’t think they want me tohave money either.
They’re probably at the bartelling me to order more shots.
They might they might beundercover help being their
little devil on their shoulder.
Get another round you get paidevery two weeks.
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You'll be fine.
Yeah, no the bank check is partof the hangxiety.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Bank check is my biggesthangxiety.
Yeah.
Next topic.
Oh, the beauty of, Well, there'stwo ways you can wake up
hungover.
I think as well, okay, you know,and it's skinny hungover or
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bloated hungover.
Is this true or not true?
This is really true.
Right.
It really depends on what youdrank the night before.
And how much better do you feelwhen it's a skinny hangover?
When it’s a bloated hangoveryou..
I wanna die.
Bloated hangovers tough becauseyou probably, honestly, you
probably just midnight orderedand ate right before sleeping,
and it was probably the mostgarbage food you could have ever
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imagined.
You got the most dirt bag, youmight’ve gotten street tacos,
mcdonald’s, All of it.
Yeah.
Wendy's frosty.
Yeah.
You got everything trash youcould’ve possibly gotten and
shoveled it all down yourlittle throat.
And it was gross.
Damn.
Shoveled it down your littlethroat.
Say it quieter and whisperit for the ASMR people.
No.
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yeah what about Skinny hungoveris better?
Oh yeah.
You feel more you know, you wakeup, you look.
You’re like I look ripped.
Yeah.
Well okay.
Question on your skinnyhangover, did you puke the night
before?
I haven't puked in years.
*knocking* That’s awesome.
Yeah.
I almsot puked this weekend butthen I didn’t.
Well, hold it down, champ.
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We sound like real booze bagson this episode.
But that's why you're here.
We are.
Because you guys are too.
Next topic.
The newfound sobriety when youwake up.
What?
Newfound sobriety?
Yeah.
You know, you wake up and yougo.
You do this every singleweekend.
Oh, I'm never drinking again.
I can't do this anymore.
I can’t.
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And you go.
I'm never drinking again.
I can’t.
I’m never drinking again whatare you talking about?
Well, AA is going to be callingus both after this.
There’s a spot around the cornerI’m gonna go hit it don’t worry.
I do you see that when I'm like.
I’m like you guys don't lookthat bad.
Well they’re sober.
Yeah, true., Next topic.
Is there anything worse than thehangover sweats?
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No that’s what I had to get outtoday.
The sweats.
Well you luckily you have asauna at your gym.
Yeah but I woke up covered inhangover sweat today.
Well I do the poor man sauna,where I lock myself in
the bathroom and do a rippin hotshower for as long as I can and
try and just sweat it out?
well you have a sauna.
You have access to a sauna.
I do not.
Yeah.
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Hangover sweats are terrible,but if you can get them out,
it's a big game changer.
that’s why i like the sauna.
But if you're just, like, atwork in traffic.
Oh, in traffic with the hangoversweats.
Oh that almost made me puke.
Oh.
Thank God we don't have anelectric car.
Oh my god why does an electriccar make it so much worse?
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You need that little vibration?
Have you ever been in a Teslahungover?
Yeah.
Everyone has.
Nightmare.
I know you want to sit ona vibrate just to feel
something.
Literally it’s so nuts yeahhangover sweats are the worst.
They are.
That’s why you need an icepackprepped for you.
You gotta cool it down.
You gotta cool it down.
wet towel all over your You’rehot.
or way cold.
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One or the other.
Next topic.
What to watch while hungover.
Oh tough.
Great British Bake Off is agreat one.
Great British Bake Off is agreat hungover show.
It's so soft and delicate.
So yeah, you can tune in andout, nap, awake, you’re good.
Yeah.
You go.
Oh wow.
Look at.
It’s making me feel better.
Look at the bread.
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Well I just look at how theybraided the bread.
I like when like you're like youfall asleep, you wake up,
you're like, oh like, those twoare gone now and.
All right.
You know, there's no blood inthe game for it.
Yeah, what about anime?
Could you do like a Narutoor One Piece.
Maybe, but it it can't be,subtitled.
It has to be dubbed over.
I'm not reading.
I’m not reading.
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I can do it like a family kidsmovie too where.
Where just, like, everything'sjust needs to be spoon fed to me
because I'm baby brain for thatwhole day.
I'm just like, okay, like, let'stake it easy here.
Yeah, my brain is mush.
Also, if I'm staying home likethat, I'm not doing hair
of the dog unless I'm in a realcrazy place where I'm like,
yeah, no, but.
If I’m staying home I am justcrashed out on the couch.
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Eating a Pizza watching a movie.
Hallelujah to Postmates.
Yeah Postmates is my lifesaver.
Next topic.
Did you want me to go?
All right, next topic.
How do you get hungover?
By drinking too much.
Okay.
But, like, how do you.
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There's how you get hung over,and there's how real people get
hung over and you're not a realperson, by the way, because you
just drink straight alcoholnonstop, like a psychopath.
And you used to blame me forthis.
You go.
oh its me You fed me shotsall night, no it’s me.
and we've we've we've takena step back from that and we've
evaluated what really happenedon the night.
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And there's a little blond girlthat prances around with a
bottle in her hand and she goes,hm should we do shots kind of
quiet in the room?
Maybe a shot for everybody.
Shot, shot, shot.
You are literally.
I’m a shot girl.
Yeah you do it like you’rea fairy godmother.
Just like.
Oh, bibbidi-bobbidi-boo, here'sa shot for you.
This is what we weretalking about when we were
out on Saturday.
You don't do full drinks.
I’ll sip on a white claw ortequila soda all night.
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We also only drink tequila sodasbecause we don't do the sugar.
We don't do the sugar in thedrink to save ourselves from
hangovers.
Exactly.
yeah I just do shots all night.
If I’m at home.
If I’m out I’ll do a tequilasoda, or a tequila red bull
if I really need to up.
If I need, if I'm probablycoming from a hungover morning.
Get the red ball.
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Get it going.
Yeah, Tequila red bull is anecessity.
But yeah that’s how I..
what do you mean is that likenot how everybody drinks?
No, no.
Most people have like a fewbeers or seltzers and maybe So
they want to be fat hungover?
they do.
Yeah.
They're aiming for the bloated.
They’re aiming for bloatedhungover that’s cool.
yeah.
That's their goal.
so I say.
to do drink to you’re drinking.
Instead of full shot glasses.
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You.
Well yeah.
Your irresponsibility doesn'tneed to be attained to just slow
yourself down with a smallervehicle.
Yeah.
Don't buy a sports car if youcan't drive fast.
No.
You know, get the smaller one.
I like it.
I like the tip.
get the toy car.
hot tip.
hot tip.
hot tip from a hot hungover, Ahelpless hungover.
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hottie.
Next topic.
Is that it?
No we got two more.
Alright, Next topic is.
There's a thing that when you'rehung over, you're also horny.
Not me.
Well, you're usually too you.
I think you outdo the hornylevel of, It happens me
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all the time, yeah i can’trelate.
but it is actually like aHarvard researched thing.
really?
Yeah.
What do they say?
They say, certain, like I'mtrying to think of the word.
Am I?
I'm allowed to say, the,What are your, your hormones,
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hormone levels are all out ofwhack, so makes you a little
tuned up in the morning.
Oh, yeah.
can’t relate.
All right.
Sorry, if I’m hungover I’m dead.
All right, well, you know whatis going to make you horny?
Our next topic, Alright nexttopic.
the 3 a.m.
water already on yournightstand.
You wake up in the middle.
Night and you have a full coldwater already there.
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I’m chugging it.
And how wet does that make you?
Sopping.
Yeah, just absolutely dripping.
nothing better than that,though.
That is the best.
waking up at 3 am, With a cold,cold.
But like desperation, you can’tsee your night stand you just
reach out and you can’t feelit’s there.
It’s full it’s ready.
You're reading Braille?
Yeah.
You're doing braille on thenightstand.
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I’m chugging it.
Oh, it's.
Yeah.
It’s going down.
Bottle to my mouth, bottomto the ceiling.
Well.
Hey we might be alcoholics butat least we have fun.
Yeah.
At least we got this episode outbefore we, hit.
AA.
Yeah.
us next telling there too.
yeah.
With the little violin.
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Well, that's another episode.
That's a hangover episode.
You've probably been hungover.
We've been hungover, and that'sall we got.
You’re probably gonna behungover again.
Yeah, yeah, and we know we will.
Thanks for watching.
Listening, doing whatever youdo.
Comment.
Drop your topics below.
Oh, yeah.
And we will see you on the nextone! Bye.
my because to another episodeof the Demon Babie podcast.
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Number one podcast in the world.
I'm here.
Demon of Hollywood.
Joey Lombardo sitting here withmy helpless hangover hottie
blond babie.
And today's episode is all abouthangovers.
And I think that is the perfectname for me and I’m going to
hang on to that one.
I am a helpless hangover hottie.
And the voice show's It’sshowing on my voice today.
hit.
The intro music.
(00:34):
Welcome welcome, welcome.
So if I'm the helpless hangoverhottie, what are you?
the?
What are you?
the...
That's for you to take.
You can't pick your ownnickname.
Shit.
Sorry.
The doesn’t get hungover daddy?
Work on it.
We'll come back to the end ofthe show.
At the end of the show hopefullyI’ll have come up with something
we gotta give you one.
I need a hangover.
Name?
You need a antihangover name.
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cause you truly don’t gethungover.
Well.
Well.
Get to thinking.
All right.
First topic.
How are you feeling today?
I'm tired.
Yeah.
Yeah, I kind of kicked it systemactually.
Well, for a little background,we're out until out until 7
a.m..
Got home 730 ish.
No no no we left at six.
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Oh, sure.
Okay well somebody.
6-7 It really doesn't matter.
Alright.
6 to 7.
We're at a party, am.
And we got home.
And that was two days ago now,and we are just now.
I'm just now opening my eyesright now to work with a lot.
I didn't have anything going on.
(01:38):
Not for my brain.
Well, let's say what we didwe’re we’re Well, it was a
renaissance fair to startthe day Ren.
Fair.
Ren fair.
The man to my right woke me upat 7 am that day he wanted to
get to Ren bright early to becrowds.
Which we did, Which we did.
and it worked.
and it worked.
And it was worth it.
(01:59):
And then we had friends showup as we were about to leave.
so we ended up staying at theren fair until like 5 or 6.
Oh, that's not my fault.
And then had friends over andwent out to a party.
Also, no.
My fault.
You invited them over.
I did i’m not blaming you I’mtelling you how the day went.
Okay, but you said this man.
This man did wake me up at 7am.
Okay.
But the rest of the story wasyour fault.
Oh well.
Okay.
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All right.
So how are you feeling today?
I’m alright.
I ran five miles.
I did a workout class.
That's pretty impressive.
And I sat in the sauna.
And I feel like my day I’ve beenmoving through jello..
Mhm.
How are you feeling today?
Like I said, I'm just now wakingup.
Just tired.
But I'm doing all right.
But you don’t feel like you’removing through jello at all?
no.
No, no, not like that.
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Just tired.
It's like, breathing is anexercise.
Yeah well that makes sense.
But you saunaed today.
Yeah it was nice.
All right.
Hit me with the next topic.
Hot vs cold cures.
See for me.
I think hot cures are betterthan cold cures.
Cures.
I think hot cures are betterwhat do you think?
So I don't know, I think a coldcure is going to give you a good
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cold.
Cures like a bump you're goodfor, like, 30, 40 minutes for a
hot cure.
It's going to slowly get itout of you and not really make
you feel that much better.
Right after I disagree but onlyslightly.
So, I think only reset.
Like if we’re doing a coldplunge in the pool.
that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
cause we don’t have a coldplunge, our pool is just not
(03:29):
heated.
It's cold enough.
It's cold enough.
You dive in the deep end, you’regettin cold.
That a five then I’ve kindagotta do it again.
and again and again.
That's what I'm saying.
I’m like chasing that high.
That's what I'm saying.
But If i’m doing a sweat out.
I feel it’s long lasting.
I don't think it’s a burn.
You literally just said word forword what I said No but you said
a slow to not feeling still.
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But it doesn't make you feel asgood right away.
I don’t I feel longer is betterin my opinion.
I think it's better too but it’syou think right out of a sauna.
You feel that shock of awake andeverything.
Good like you do a cold Notnot a shock.
But at least it lasts.
That's a good thing.
(04:14):
Well, you're just repeatingwhat I said, but NO.
And, I don't think the coldplunge lasts for 30-40 minutes.
Oh, I think it only lasts likefive.
okay.
It doesn't last long, but I'msaying they both make you feel
better.
But I think the cold plungemakes you feel more better than
the sauna does.
But it doesn't last as long.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Glad we are on the same exactpage.
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Well, you are hungover today.
That your brain is not.
Your brain's in jello.
Yeah, it brain's in jello.
Put my brain on ice.
Hit me with It.
Next topic.
Hungover work which you're doingright now.
I guess it’s not going greatis it?
Hungover work is the worst thingin the world.
And every time I'm not happywith my experience at some
establishment, sometimes I justput myself away and I go,
(04:59):
you know what?
Maybe they're hungover.
Yeah that’s nice of you.
You know, You’re like maybe theyhad a rough night or a rough
morning.
Exactly like, maybe, you know.
You gotta meat them wherethey’re at.
Exactly.
Especially someone that worksin the service industry and
they're like, you're like, dude,you were probably out to fucking
5 (05:14):
00 last night.
We know how the service industrypeople get They get crazy.
like, oh, yeah.
Loose with a Next topic.
Hangover cures.
Fake industry.
Yeah.
We have friends that sellhangover medicine and hate to
(05:35):
break it to you guys.
It ain't.
It's not working.
There's nothing that.
It's like skiing.
And you know what's the best wayto not get hurt?
Skiing.
Don't go skiing.
don’t go skiing.
what’s the best way to not havea hang over?
don’t drink.
Yeah.
That's sobriety.
Sobriety and abstinence.
It's like, best way to not getOh, yeah.
(05:56):
Exactly.
But, if you're going to do it.
I think try and, you're goingto do it.
Do it, what?
do it big?
Yeah.
Alright, go for it.
No I think your best hangovercure is to chug as much water as
you can before bed.
Yeah.
Have ice packs on the ready forthe next day.
Cause you’re still gonna behungover but how to mediate it.
I think just as much water aspossible before bed is the
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biggest thing you can do.
You're not going to have waterin between every drink.
You're No.
No one’s doing that.
The people who I hatewhen people just have water
between every drink.
What am I, a fucking loser?
You think I can't handle that?
It drives me nuts but apparentlyit drives you more nuts.
My dad says that too, and he'slike, just have a water.
Okay, look in a mirror buddy.
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I'm like, he's never.
I've never even seen my parentssip water.
I’ve never seen them sip watereither.
They've never had water.
No I think they’re literally 90%alcohol.
You know what I realizedyesterday when we were at my
grandparents house, I used togo to my grandparents house and
grab bottled water.
When I was there, and I thoughtit was so fancy to have
bottled water because my familyliterally has never had bottled
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water in their house before.
Like now they do sometimes.
But growing up we never hadwater and I didn't drink water.
I never had water.
And when I went to my grandpa'slike, well, look at the fancy
place.
They got water here andI'd always steal a few.
My dad would drive by theirhouse, stop, grab em out of the
garage fridge, and then comehome with some.
Yeah we would drink water outof the fridge.
(07:27):
We didn't have that differenttax bracket.
All right.
Next topic.
Hair the dog though.
Hair of the dog is the onlylcure.
It is obviously not a cure, It’snot a cure.
but it is a cure.
It's a mood stabilizer.
Like lets be honest your body isjust going through withdrawls
(07:47):
and you’re re-upping onyour problem sometimes to do
What's your favorite, hairof the dog.
I like a really.
It's gotta be screaming coldbeer it was screaming cold and a
tequila and a shot of tequila.
(08:09):
I didn’t do a shot of tequilayesterday but the shot of
tequila really was, it would’vetopped me off nicely.
Two beers.
Two beers.
First beer.
You got to get down fast.
I didn’t.
That's what this is my, firstbeer has got to go down fast.
Then you have your shot.
Okay.
You’re real lubed up then.
Second beer you can just coaston.
(08:29):
Ween that off.
Ween that off and then you’rethrough it.
Yeah, but.
And that's if you're not doinganything after, you know.
You kinda can’t keep goingbecause if you go more than that
two.
You’re back in the same positionyou already started in.
Hit me with it.
Next topic.
Hung over partying.
Tough.
Real tough.
You got to hit the hair,the dog, into the hang over
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partying and that first 45minutes.
Hell on earth.
Hell on earth.
Because everyone is all up andexcited to be out partying
you’re hungover.
It matters.
It matters if you were with thesame crew last night.
And we're all in it togetherwhen you're all in it together.
Not that bad.
Not that bad.
And you go.
You're going to do a shot withme and fuck you, bitch.
(09:13):
Why would you even bring that upto me.
You know, I had 17 of those lastnight, You’re like well I guess
we’re doing one more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, hungover, partying ispretty fun.
If everyone's in the same boat.
If everyone’s in the same boatit’s okay but if they’re not
then some people bright eyed andtailed with their shot of
the weekend and you're overthere.
And they're like yeah.
(09:34):
dragging your feet throughthe mud trying to get back.
Oh if there's food involved likeit's a brunch that drives me
nuts cause you're just likeno no no no no no no I'm going
to just you guysgive me the beer and let me be.
give me the I give me the.
I'm so fucked up.
I think that’s why I’m so anti..
you know how so many people goto drag brunches on sunday?
I’m probably hungover.
I don't need to see a in myface, singing.
(09:55):
Let's let's.
I can’t do it.
everyone knows you can't do itbecause you are the helpless
hangover hottie.
Sorry, I am, who I am.
And everyone knows it.
So at least I’m not pretending.
There you go.
It’s just reality.
Next topic.
Hangxiety.
Oh hangxiety is so real.
Yeah.
You don't get anxiety, but youget viciously sick.
(10:19):
Where?
I don't get viciously sick, butI get terrible hangxiety.
I get some hangxiety if I wasup to no good.
I usually don’t get that bad ofhangxiety I’m usually kind of in
control.
I'm.
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking people I've met andtalk to you about this.
I think there are two types ofpeople.
It's more hung over.
Less anxiety, more hangxiety,less hung over.
Yeah I agree.
You can't win.
(10:40):
There's no winners unless you'reone or the other.
There's coming up losers.
Only.
I get vicous hangovers but youget hangxiety.
How do you deal with yourhangxiety.
Time fixes all problems likethat.
Time heals all wounds.
Yeah.
Time heals all wounds with thehangxiety.
Literally nothing fixes it untilI either see the person again or
(11:01):
just I forget.
See the person?! Or if it's likeI'm like, oh, they hate me now.
Yeah.
Usually that.
Usually that, alright.
Well, Next topic.
Would you rather, waking up withclothes on or makeup on?
Clothes on.
I do not want makeup on.
When I see myself with makeup onin the morning I am PISSED.
(11:21):
Really?
Pissed.
I’m like why am I trying to ruinmy next week of my life..
I, I only wake up with clotheson if I truly don't remember
going to bed.
I like that's clothes on isonly I fully wasn't home.
No one was there.
And I, I think maybe like tentimes in my life I've woken up
fully clothed ten times doubledigits, double digits.
(11:44):
But if I look at the ratio, howoften I go out.
That’s pretty good.
Yeah, I would say, I almostalways get my makeup off.
you're pretty good.
I've seen you.
I've seen you blackout drunk.
Wash your makeup off.
So, yeah.
I mean I will mess my hair upgetting my whole face soaked
but I will be getting the makeupoff.
True.
But, I don't sleep in myvery often either.
(12:05):
No, You never do.
You'll go full nude if you'redrunk.
Yeah.
I don't.
I’m trying to think of a timethat I really slept in
my clothes.
I don’t think I really haveon accient, really that.
Well I don't think you really.
I mean yeah.
You go naked.
It’s because I’m washing up.
Yeah.
You're hitting this, you'rehitting the steps of going to
(12:26):
sleep.
Yeah.
All right.
Next topic.
Speaking of blacking out,playing clue with the Uber
receipts and being like, wherewas the morning?
What time did I get home?
Where was I, exactly?
Ohhh I never do that.
Oh, really?
Sometime if I don't know whereI was last night.
You’ll check your uber reciepts.
Yeah, I got to check the Ubers.
(12:46):
When did I go?
Well usually you uber us so Idon’t have the uber reciepts.
True, true, true.
So this is my activity of.
I don't really check it.
I usually do know whenI get home, but if it's one of
those very rare times where.
Goodbye.
I wasn't clocked in.
You got to check the Uberreceipt.
You know what I do.
things I can’t at my photos bankfor at days partying.
(13:09):
But.
I will check the days yeah.
Oh yeah.
Well it's part of the Where I’vebeen and when I got home.
it's part of the game of clue.
I’m usually non stop takingphotos of shit all night.
Yeah.
Yeah yeah So I check my timestamps.
it's part of the.
Yeah.
It's part of the game of clue.
That’s my game of clue.
You already hit my next topic.
Oh the bank check in the nextday that’s my nightmare.
is like the worst part.
(13:30):
My bank, my bank, my bank hatesme.
It might love me actually.
I don't think they want you tohave money.
I don’t think they want me tohave money either.
They’re probably at the bartelling me to order more shots.
They might they might beundercover help being their
little devil on their shoulder.
Get another round you get paidevery two weeks.
(13:51):
You'll be fine.
Yeah, no the bank check is partof the hangxiety.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Bank check is my biggesthangxiety.
Yeah.
Next topic.
Oh, the beauty of, Well, there'stwo ways you can wake up
hungover.
I think as well, okay, you know,and it's skinny hungover or
(14:14):
bloated hungover.
Is this true or not true?
This is really true.
Right.
It really depends on what youdrank the night before.
And how much better do you feelwhen it's a skinny hangover?
When it’s a bloated hangoveryou..
I wanna die.
Bloated hangovers tough becauseyou probably, honestly, you
probably just midnight orderedand ate right before sleeping,
and it was probably the mostgarbage food you could have ever
(14:35):
imagined.
You got the most dirt bag, youmight’ve gotten street tacos,
mcdonald’s, All of it.
Yeah.
Wendy's frosty.
Yeah.
You got everything trash youcould’ve possibly gotten and
shoveled it all down yourlittle throat.
And it was gross.
Damn.
Shoveled it down your littlethroat.
Say it quieter and whisperit for the ASMR people.
No.
(14:56):
yeah what about Skinny hungoveris better?
Oh yeah.
You feel more you know, you wakeup, you look.
You’re like I look ripped.
Yeah.
Well okay.
Question on your skinnyhangover, did you puke the night
before?
I haven't puked in years.
*knocking* That’s awesome.
Yeah.
I almsot puked this weekend butthen I didn’t.
Well, hold it down, champ.
(15:17):
We sound like real booze bagson this episode.
But that's why you're here.
We are.
Because you guys are too.
Next topic.
The newfound sobriety when youwake up.
What?
Newfound sobriety?
Yeah.
You know, you wake up and yougo.
You do this every singleweekend.
Oh, I'm never drinking again.
I can't do this anymore.
I can’t.
(15:37):
And you go.
I'm never drinking again.
I can’t.
I’m never drinking again whatare you talking about?
Well, AA is going to be callingus both after this.
There’s a spot around the cornerI’m gonna go hit it don’t worry.
I do you see that when I'm like.
I’m like you guys don't lookthat bad.
Well they’re sober.
Yeah, true., Next topic.
Is there anything worse than thehangover sweats?
(15:59):
No that’s what I had to get outtoday.
The sweats.
Well you luckily you have asauna at your gym.
Yeah but I woke up covered inhangover sweat today.
Well I do the poor man sauna,where I lock myself in
the bathroom and do a rippin hotshower for as long as I can and
try and just sweat it out?
well you have a sauna.
You have access to a sauna.
I do not.
Yeah.
(16:20):
Hangover sweats are terrible,but if you can get them out,
it's a big game changer.
that’s why i like the sauna.
But if you're just, like, atwork in traffic.
Oh, in traffic with the hangoversweats.
Oh that almost made me puke.
Oh.
Thank God we don't have anelectric car.
Oh my god why does an electriccar make it so much worse?
(16:41):
You need that little vibration?
Have you ever been in a Teslahungover?
Yeah.
Everyone has.
Nightmare.
I know you want to sit ona vibrate just to feel
something.
Literally it’s so nuts yeahhangover sweats are the worst.
They are.
That’s why you need an icepackprepped for you.
You gotta cool it down.
You gotta cool it down.
wet towel all over your You’rehot.
or way cold.
(17:01):
One or the other.
Next topic.
What to watch while hungover.
Oh tough.
Great British Bake Off is agreat one.
Great British Bake Off is agreat hungover show.
It's so soft and delicate.
So yeah, you can tune in andout, nap, awake, you’re good.
Yeah.
You go.
Oh wow.
Look at.
It’s making me feel better.
Look at the bread.
(17:22):
Well I just look at how theybraided the bread.
I like when like you're like youfall asleep, you wake up,
you're like, oh like, those twoare gone now and.
All right.
You know, there's no blood inthe game for it.
Yeah, what about anime?
Could you do like a Narutoor One Piece.
Maybe, but it it can't be,subtitled.
It has to be dubbed over.
I'm not reading.
I’m not reading.
(17:42):
I can do it like a family kidsmovie too where.
Where just, like, everything'sjust needs to be spoon fed to me
because I'm baby brain for thatwhole day.
I'm just like, okay, like, let'stake it easy here.
Yeah, my brain is mush.
Also, if I'm staying home likethat, I'm not doing hair
of the dog unless I'm in a realcrazy place where I'm like,
yeah, no, but.
If I’m staying home I am justcrashed out on the couch.
(18:05):
Eating a Pizza watching a movie.
Hallelujah to Postmates.
Yeah Postmates is my lifesaver.
Next topic.
Did you want me to go?
All right, next topic.
How do you get hungover?
By drinking too much.
Okay.
But, like, how do you.
(18:26):
There's how you get hung over,and there's how real people get
hung over and you're not a realperson, by the way, because you
just drink straight alcoholnonstop, like a psychopath.
And you used to blame me forthis.
You go.
oh its me You fed me shotsall night, no it’s me.
and we've we've we've takena step back from that and we've
evaluated what really happenedon the night.
(18:46):
And there's a little blond girlthat prances around with a
bottle in her hand and she goes,hm should we do shots kind of
quiet in the room?
Maybe a shot for everybody.
Shot, shot, shot.
You are literally.
I’m a shot girl.
Yeah you do it like you’rea fairy godmother.
Just like.
Oh, bibbidi-bobbidi-boo, here'sa shot for you.
This is what we weretalking about when we were
out on Saturday.
You don't do full drinks.
I’ll sip on a white claw ortequila soda all night.
(19:08):
We also only drink tequila sodasbecause we don't do the sugar.
We don't do the sugar in thedrink to save ourselves from
hangovers.
Exactly.
yeah I just do shots all night.
If I’m at home.
If I’m out I’ll do a tequilasoda, or a tequila red bull
if I really need to up.
If I need, if I'm probablycoming from a hungover morning.
Get the red ball.
(19:28):
Get it going.
Yeah, Tequila red bull is anecessity.
But yeah that’s how I..
what do you mean is that likenot how everybody drinks?
No, no.
Most people have like a fewbeers or seltzers and maybe So
they want to be fat hungover?
they do.
Yeah.
They're aiming for the bloated.
They’re aiming for bloatedhungover that’s cool.
yeah.
That's their goal.
so I say.
to do drink to you’re drinking.
Instead of full shot glasses.
(19:54):
You.
Well yeah.
Your irresponsibility doesn'tneed to be attained to just slow
yourself down with a smallervehicle.
Yeah.
Don't buy a sports car if youcan't drive fast.
No.
You know, get the smaller one.
I like it.
I like the tip.
get the toy car.
hot tip.
hot tip.
hot tip from a hot hungover, Ahelpless hungover.
(20:15):
hottie.
Next topic.
Is that it?
No we got two more.
Alright, Next topic is.
There's a thing that when you'rehung over, you're also horny.
Not me.
Well, you're usually too you.
I think you outdo the hornylevel of, It happens me
(20:38):
all the time, yeah i can’trelate.
but it is actually like aHarvard researched thing.
really?
Yeah.
What do they say?
They say, certain, like I'mtrying to think of the word.
Am I?
I'm allowed to say, the,What are your, your hormones,
(20:59):
hormone levels are all out ofwhack, so makes you a little
tuned up in the morning.
Oh, yeah.
can’t relate.
All right.
Sorry, if I’m hungover I’m dead.
All right, well, you know whatis going to make you horny?
Our next topic, Alright nexttopic.
the 3 a.m.
water already on yournightstand.
You wake up in the middle.
Night and you have a full coldwater already there.
(21:21):
I’m chugging it.
And how wet does that make you?
Sopping.
Yeah, just absolutely dripping.
nothing better than that,though.
That is the best.
waking up at 3 am, With a cold,cold.
But like desperation, you can’tsee your night stand you just
reach out and you can’t feelit’s there.
It’s full it’s ready.
You're reading Braille?
Yeah.
You're doing braille on thenightstand.
(21:42):
I’m chugging it.
Oh, it's.
Yeah.
It’s going down.
Bottle to my mouth, bottomto the ceiling.
Well.
Hey we might be alcoholics butat least we have fun.
Yeah.
At least we got this episode outbefore we, hit.
AA.
Yeah.
us next telling there too.
yeah.
With the little violin.
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Well, that's another episode.
That's a hangover episode.
You've probably been hungover.
We've been hungover, and that'sall we got.
You’re probably gonna behungover again.
Yeah, yeah, and we know we will.
Thanks for watching.
Listening, doing whatever youdo.
Comment.
Drop your topics below.
Oh, yeah.
And we will see you on the nextone! Bye.
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