May 28, 2025 • 22 mins
It’s Episode 30 and we’re getting loud, proud, and prepped for Pride Month. This week, we’re diving into everythingPride — from what to wear (feathers? mesh? glitter?), our favorite Pride memories, the fine line between celebration and queerbaiting, and everything in between.
So whether you’re out, in, or somewhere in the closet… saddle up and let’s celebrate. 🌈💋
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Welcome to another episodeof the Demon Babie podcast.
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I'm sitting here with the prettypride puppy blond babie, and I'm
your local neighborhood queerbaiter.
Demon of Hollywood JoeyLombardo.
And if you haven't guessed italready, it's June and it's
Pride Month, so that's goingto be today is episode.
Hit it.
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Pride.
Puppy.
Yeah.
Oh, well, that's all right.
I'm not a furry, so I don't knowthat I'm really a puppy.
Mmmm I've seen you on a leash.
Okay, well, that's not reallysomething I do in public though,
like, that's.
I keep it to myself, okay?
Sure thing.
Whatever you say toots.
All right.
First topic.
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Well, happy pride month.
Calm down.
Oh, sorry.
Thank you.
Pride month is obviously thebest for so many reasons.
I'm bi.
Okay.
I'm pan.
okay.
And so I'm two things.
I'm whatever.
It’s almost like bipartisan.
Bi-panison.
Bi-panison Bi-panison Okay.
There’s people that relate tothat.
Yeah.
Bi-panison Bi-panison Okay.
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Yeah.
Bi.
Pan.
Erson.
Biiiii Pan.
And, your birthday is thismonth, too, so that's fun.
So I'm naturall gay.
Yeah.
You're gay at heart.
I’m gay at heart cause I'm bornin June.
Yeah.
Nice.
Okay, cool.
Well, that'll be fun.
Yeah.
We'll see.
Hit me with it first topic.
The Weho.
Pour.
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the Weho for is the most.
Dangerous.
Thing.
the most dangerous pour maybein the world.
Honestly, it's stronger than anyother drink pour.
Oh, anywhere.
Yeah.
I mean, it's.
It's a special type of pourwhere it is 98% alcohol.
It's a god killer.
You know, it's it's what madeHercules mortal.
Literally, he drank that andsaid, I have no more strength
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left in me.
Zeus is not in the building.
No the Weho pour literally justmisses that last drop to
kill you.
And it just makes you mortal andreally humbles you.
Yeah, it puts you in your placewith your alcoholism.
It's like you're not as strongas you think you are.
Now go.
Home.
Every time I get a drink in WehoI'm going to be thinking of,
like, just.
If they didn't drop that bottle.
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If that baby got that last drop.
He'd be dead.
Yeah.
Enough about people killingbabies.
Let's not get too political.
All right, all right.
Hit me with it.
Next topic.
What drinks are pride approved?
What drinks can you drink duringpride month?
I think you can drink anythingduring pride month.
I think everything's accepted.
That's a good attitude.
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I like that.
Thank you.
But what are specifically PrideMonth?
What reminds you of Pride Month,at least?
Vodka, red.
Bulls, vodka, red bulls.
Yeah, because you have to fight.
the weho pour with the heavysugar drink.
And the caffeine.
And the caffeine to stay Awake.
And usually you're going allpride month.
You only get a day or two ofrest the whole month.
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So you need the Red bull to keepyou moving.
And you need, you needthe juice.
You're on that rotation of thewings.
You need the rotation of RedBull Espresso martini.
Like if you're going to be ayou do you're going to be at
a dinner with the girls wellyou don't.
But the rest of the queerpopulation does.
This is where you don't relate.
Okay.
It's going to be espressomartinis at dinner.
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Vodka.
Red bull's after.
After.
Got it.
Yeah.
What about a normal martini?
If you're older.
If you're older.
If you’re older for dinner?
Can.
You know I'm in the martini age.
I'm in beekeeping age.
Yeah.
You are in beekeeping age.
You.
You're aging out quickly.
Okay.
Well, let me tell you what'sactually pride approved.
Okay.
Jello shots.
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Jello shots.
So true.
Done.
That's a full rainbow.
Yeah.
Champagne and mimosas.
Mimosas at brunch.
When are you drinking champagne?
At pride?
Oh, I feel.
Like it always gets some sort ofchampagne somehow..
It's a celebratory time.
Because we always start tooearly.
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Yeah, everyone.
We'll get the times later.
Okay, but, Jell-O shots are themain pride approved.
You know what?
You're completely correct.
Especially if they're in a vialwhere you can syringe, shoot it
into someone's mouth.
Yep.
And it's nice and phallic, and,you know, it's so perfect.
It’s perfect.
for pride.
Yeah.
Yeah, those are my pride drinksthough.
Jello shots is my main pull forthat.
You're completely.
Right.
And then obviously vodka, Redbull, tequila, red bull.
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If you're trying to stay on justsouth of the borders, style.
Something Red.
Bull, something Red bull,because you need as much energy
as possible.
Yeah.
If you're not a nose powderer.
Yeah.
Or whatever or whatever orwhatever.
Next topic, Pride timelines.
When do you start?
When do you start?
Because pride timeline is not anormal timeline.
In my experience, it's not.
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What's a Pride timeline to youthen?
A timeline to me is you're goingbig.
Probably.
You're starting too early.
You're starting to pre-game.
No no no no no.
Prior timeline.
Are you talking like day of themonth?
Like, it starts on May 31st endsJune 30th?
Whatever.
Your town is doing it.
That's when I'm talking about,you know, the day of the party.
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Okay.
Day of timeline.
Day of timeline.
Not which.
Day of the month?
Because everyone's cities aredifferent.
Yeah.
I'm even us.
We have one right next door.
We have one down in weho There’sa DTLA one.
So the day, LBC Was last.
Weekend.
I'm talking about the day you'redoing the partying.
Timeline.
Okay.
When do you start.
Probably like 11 a.m..
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You you sleep in that dayI think.
You don't get up early.
You got to get up early.
You have to do your hair andmakeup.
What are you talking about.
Okay.
This is where I wake up.
What time are you waking up to?
9 (05:43):
00.
Okay.
How long are you getting ready?
Two hours.
Two hours.
I'm immediately.
I'm coffee hand iced coffee.
Obviously in hand in thebathroom.
Go starting.
Make music on hair and makeup.
Going.
And immediately when I'm done.
Only coffee so far.
I'm probably not eating thiswhole weekend.
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No one's eating.
Okay, I understand we're notgoing to get into the toxic ness
of the diet of the week.
No, we're not talking aboutthe diet.
We're not going to get intothat.
You asked for.
my timeline.
Let me give you the timeline.
Hit me with it.
I'm trying well hurry up.
No.
So, hair and makeup.
Two hours.
You're putting on the bestmakeup you've ever done most
colorful.
You're looking the best you'veever looked.
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It's pride.
Bitch.
Get ready.
Okay.
I mean, hello.
The drag queens are out.
Okay.
11 am you’re.
There.
You're with your friends.
You're pregaming.
You're pregaming..
at 11?
Yeah.
No.
Yes.
No one's making it to
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00.
I make it 11 o’clock every time.
12.
Okay, this is my timeline.
You okay?
Well, I'm telling you, your realtimeline.
00.
I am calling the uber gettingto the pre-game mhm.
and then I'm drinking, and thenwe probably get to pride around
one and then you're there untilyou're dead.
Until you.
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Until you drop.
Until you.
I mean, you’re there.
Until you drop.
Every time we've gone.
It's until we drop, which isusually
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30.
Yeah.
We don't close out the bar.
You can't because you've beengoing too long.
We've been going because wejust.
You don't.
You don't make it to dinner.
You don't make it.
To lunch.
we don't pace ourselves.
We don't eat.
Nope.
we're really bad.
You mean 30 a.m., though?
Yes, yes, like I do.
130 to 130.
Really?
Yeah.
And we get there at 130 andwe leave around 130.
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Maybe we push it back to two.
We get there to leave a two.
We'll see if we'll see.
I get excited.
I want to be there right away.
And then I want to seethe whole thing.
Yeah I get it.
Do you want to showyour timeline or is that pretty
much your time?
No.
I think me say 130 to 130.
It's it's go until you drop.
Yeah.
You just wake up home.
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And hopefully you make hopefullyyou've made it home.
Those roofies are tricky.
Be careful of The roofie.
Don't get roofied hot.
Tip.
next topic.
What are pride approved outfitsthat you're getting ready in?
What do you approve?
In a pride outfit.
Anything you feel good in.
Okay.
Maybe.
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Don't be too dorky with it.
Okay.
Like, you see a wide variety of,like, queer outfits?
I think if you're an ally, youshould probably wear a rainbow.
So we know you're an ally.
I, I I'll say.
Yeah, that's a good tip.
If you're in just an ally.
Yeah.
But you’re there to have a goodtime.
You gotta sport some sort ofrainbow.
You got to show that you'reyou're with it.
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But if you're, like, actuallyqueer, gay, lesbian or whatever
you are, you probably looklike it in some way.
You're wearing well they alllook a like don’t they em?.
No like like a masc girl willwear a masc outfit.
A femme girl might want towear a rainbow.
You've hit the rain, But youhate.
wearing rainbow.
I hate wearing the.
Rainbow.
Okay.
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Lets talk about what you hatewearing.
you hate wearing rainbows.
Yeah.
That's off the table for you.
It's off the table.
You won't do like the costume.
wear.
I don't like the costume wear.
What else won’t you wear?
Mesh.
I've worn no I haven't.
Nipples not out.
No, not nipples out for me.
But I also have big fake boobsthat need some support.
If you don't have big fakeboobs, probably nipples out.
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I mean.
Free the nipple.
Why not?
Why not?
But, yeah.
Just send it as hard as youwant.
More accessories.
More hair and makeup more ismore.
I think that's key the accessorygame.
And makeup is where you reallygo.
This is where you push theboundary.
And it's not your normal dayout.
Night out.
Anything like that.
That's where you push theboundary.
You can still wear all black,but push the boundaries.
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And put it somewhere else.
Little flare.
Yeah.
Next topic.
Glitter.
What's the stance on glitter,though?
I love it.
How much?
Wearing glitter.
I hate glitter in general, butI'm going to say pride doesn't
even have enough glitter.
I agree.
Well, you know what?
Here's my take on glitter.
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I think I'm sick of the peoplethat just do like a like a.
They take their finger andthey go whomp and it's like a
swash of glitter.
Oh, like a football mark.
Yeah.
I think that's lame.
like, okay, I don't like it.
Got it.
Let's be a little classierwith our glitter.
Like I have a full body glitterright now.
I'm going to douse myself.
In like that spray.
That's right, I seen it.
I had an Instagram ad or two.
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I have one I’m gonna be dousedin that I'm going to be
sparkling.
Shining bright like a diamond.
Nice.
Yeah.
More glitter, nicer glitter.
And maybe some crystals.
Wear some face crystals.
Oh, crystals are a good call,too.
Yeah.
Face crystals are, Well, talkingabout me wearing glitter and
face crystals and all this funstuff that I will throw on.
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Okay.
Queerbaiting.
What would you like to say aboutit?
Well, let's say there's tworeally big queer baiters
that are probably jail for them,I think.
Okay.
They if it was a crime, they'dgo to jail.
Okay.
Do you want to guess who I havewritten down, or did you
already see my list?
I saw part of the list.
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So just say it.
Harry styles.
Yes.
And yung blud.
yung blud.
Yeah, but.
While yung Blud got called outand he did have good defense.
What was his.
Defense?
He said he fucked everythingunder the sun, so he really
doesn't give a fuck.
So honestly.
Period.
That's it.
Okay, Yung Blud there you go.
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And then there's me.
Who, I believe I’m wearinga woman's shirt that you got me.
It's really cute on you though.
You can tell me it's a womanshirt, right?
Let's get let's expose this.
You went to Florida.
You came back.
You gave me this shirt.
I put it on, it lookeda little off.
And then you you slyly threw inYeah.
It might be a womans shirt I'mnot really too sure.
And I think, you know.
And I'd like to know the truthright now.
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It is.
It's a woman's shirt.
I wearing a woman's.
Shirt, but it looks so cute.
Don't lie to me like that everagain.
I like it, but don't lie to me.
Well, does it matter?
Gender is fluid.
It doesn't.
Matter.
Genders so fluid.
But I would just like to know.
Why are you not going to wear itnow?
No, I'm.
I'm wearing it right now.
Yeah.
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I'm on the internet wearing it.
We'll see.
All right.
Yeah.
Harry styles and Yungblud.
Though I don't care if they'requeer baitings.
They look great.
They have great style.
Great energy.
Oh, another queer baiter.
Benson Boone! I don't thinkBenson Boone's a queer baiter.
I'm gonna say it like I thinkhe's.
Just in.
Costume.
I think he's in a fun, sillystyle costume.
I think so too.
And I think he wants to be afigure skater in another life.
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I think they're straight figureskaters.
There are straight figureskaters.
We think.
Well, well, you know, but yeah,everyone's saying Benson,
boone's queerbaiting.
I disagree.
I do think I've figured out whypeople are so anti-Benson Boone
though, why?
his songs are so played on theradio that even if it comes on,
they're just like like, come on.
now.
I'm over it.
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And I think it's just madepeople hate him.
he's just overplayed.
If he was under, he's playeda lot less.
He'd be a lot more liked.
Well, his songs are popular,songs are good.
Oh, well he’s not queerbaiting.
There you go.
Next topic, next topic.
People watching.
People watching at Pride is thebest.
It's the best.
It's the best people watchingin the world.
Not only just because of howeccentric and cool some people
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dress, but the drama andthe fights and the catty little
remarks to each other.
Oh, it's so delicious.
I'm salivating just.
Thinking about it.
I'm excited.
The break ups.
Oh, there's the scandals.
The scandals.
There's always a lot going on.
The the wardrobe malfunctions.
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People slip and peckers outthere.
Slippin everything.
Dicks there’s everything.
Everything is gonna be careful.
Watch out.
Keep your toes up.
You will see everything andanything at pride and, I love
it.
Yeah.
People watching is it's an elitesport happening at Pride.
I agree.
Next topic.
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Oh.
Okay.
So next topic is people watchingis top tier You know what else.
This you know what the secondbest vibe is at Pride.
bathrooms.
Half.
you know what I take it backI agree with you.
Half.
Yeah it's it's really hit ormiss.
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Yeah.
It's really hit or miss.
Yeah.
It's really bathroom pending aswell.
It's either the great energy orit's the most disgusting place
you've ever been.
Yeah. It's.
And you already know what barsare, what you've already.
And sometimes you just got tocommit and you're like, well,
I'm here.
I have to pee.
I've been drinking for sixhours.
Yep.
And my friends aren't leaving,so I.
Have to pee and I'm dumb.
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So whatever is gonna whatever.
I'm going to see whatever I’mabout to.
Douse myself self in the soap.
Yeah, hopefully they have soap.
It's more of the smell that’sthe.
issue.
Oh yeah, it's the smell.
It's everything.
But yeah, it can be a goodbathroom, but it's.
when it's a good bathroom it’sa fun time.
it's like another, anotherparty.
Yeah.
Like, oh, hello here.
I’m at the after party already.
Hell, yeah.
Let's dig in.
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Yeah.
We've never made it to an afterparty after Pride.
No, that says a lot.
30 to 30.
Okay, that's where the timelineis different.
Yeah, yeah.
Sometimes we're still awake.
Still kickin around and be like,well, that's going to the next.
Spot.
not at Pride..
30 to 30.
Next topic.
The pride, the parade of pride,the actual parade.
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See, I have actually a take onthis.
I like the Weho parade, but Idon't like the Hollywood parade
because the whole parade is moregay, or the Hollywood Parade is
more corporate.
True.
It's like every big thing, everybig company ever.
It's just out at the Hollywoodparade, walking down the street,
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and they're like company pride tshirts and like, I don't, I
don't know, company pride iskind of like, I don't know,
I don't like it that much.
Like, good.
I'm glad you support queerpeople.
You should.
But I don't know if you needto be the one marching.
It's not about.
You.
No.
I think you're wrong.
Really?
Because you have to includeeverybody.
You have to show the support.
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Yes.
Okay, fine.
They can have it.
But for funness the WeHo paradeis more fun because.
Because it's crazier.
It is crazier because all.
The bars are doing floats andthey have all their dancers
dancing.
And it's crazy and it's fun.
I feel like they scout outdancers, too.
I feel like I feel like you lookgreat.
Get on.
They might.
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We’ve only seen it once.
That's not true.
It's way too.
Early.
It's not true.
We've seen it almost every year.
We make it okay mentally.
I remember seeing it once onlyother time.
Spiritually.
You weren't there.
spiritually, I wasn't there.
All right, well.
Speaking of blacking out- bothmy parents blacked out this
weekend on different days.
That's crazy.
You are.
they okay?
Yeah.
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No they're not, they're fine.
All right.
Pride weather, I.
Pray it's sunny.
Pride in the cloud is not fun.
Have we ever done pride in acloud?
Yes.
I think there's some sort of gaymagic happening that stops.
I don't remember an unsunny day.
last year.
Was it?
No way.
It was foggy.
No.
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Way.
I’ll pull up a picture.
I feel like I sweat, like cruel,crammed up the jammed in.
Okay, but do you really want itreally sunny?
Yes.
Hot.
Sweaty?
Slutty Okay.
you're a whore.
We get it.
No pride should be inthe clouds.
It needs to be in the sun andin the light.
The sun does make more sense.
I do prefer.
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Because it's also kicking offsummer.
Because you also want to poolday.
Maybe in the beginning,you know.
But the pride.
Sunburns are crazy.
Yeah, there’s some white peoplethat really need to put on
sunscreen vacation needs to havelike a booth of just spraying
people down.
Oh my.
God.
Yeah, vacation.
You should have a booth justspraying people down.
I'd come by seven times seventimes.
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Yeah.
You literally.
I would.
I’d come by every hour onthe hour HI spray.
me.
Yeah, 12.
times for the 12 hours Spray me.
Next topic.
What's your favorite pridememory?
Ooh, that's a tough one.
My favorite pride memory.
I have one if we can start itoff.
Yeah Start it off.
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We snuck in one of our friend'sgirlfriends who was like 20
into a bar.
No we didn't.
That's.
It's just a fake.
Sorry.
By the way.
This is Halloween.
This is.
No, it's not.
This is pride.
Okay.
Grow up.
Sorry.
Snuck them into the bar.
Didn't do it.
it’s a story.
I'm lying, And then we get atable outside, and the table
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next to us just starts doing afistful of cocaine out in
public.
And.
What the fuck?
Okay, first time I think I'veever seen cocaine.
It's like facing the street.
Yeah, it's like we're facingthe street and there's like.
And it's.
And it wasn't even, like anormal bag.
Like it just cut like a ziplockthat didn't have the zip lock.
The fold over zip lock, which isthe worst zip lock.
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It just exploded, on the otherhand outward.
And then everyone at the tablejust got little spoons and
went in on it like they weresharing a Sunday.
That's crazy.
I don't think I saw that.
Yeah, we talked about it.
Well, I probably blacked out.
Okay.
My favorite pride memory isone of my own.
We were waiting to go into aplace called Hart, which is
not there anymore, butwe were in line and
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we were like, why are theyletting anyone in this is so
weird?
Why are they letting anyone in?
We're like, next in lineat the front.
And then Cardi B walks up andstarts spraying her alcoholic
whip cream in people's mouth,and she sprayed alcoholic whip
cream in my mouth.
And that will forever go down inone of my favorite memories.
Because getting covered.
Getting covered in whipped creamby Cardi B, at Pride that was
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pretty lit.
I mean, put that on thetombstone.
covered in whipped cream atPride by Cardi B, and then
we saw her perform.
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, yeah.
Bare barefoot on stage.
Barefoot on stage?
Yeah.
She was barefoot on stage.
She was barefoot on stage.
That was crazy.
It was.
Wild girl.
Unhinged.
Put some shoes on.
You’re about to step on somecrazy shit.
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It’s Pride and you're barefooton the on stage.
Crazy at the club?
Yeah.
Barefoot at the club.
Barefoot at the club is wild.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Next topic, last topic.
Last topic.
Sad.
Do you have any topics?
No.
How?
How'd I do?
Great.
Looks like.
What's your last.
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Topic?
Last topic.
Are we going to Pride?
Has this episode changeyour mind?
This morning we were tired andcranky and we said, no,
we are not going to Pride.
We said, no, we're not goingto hit the parade.
And now that I've talkedabout it for five minutes,
I am 100% going to Pride.
I'm going shopping.
After we finish this podcast,I'm getting new outfits and I'm
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going to be at the parade.
You’ll see us there.
I agree, I didn't want to gothis morning.
And then I started thinkingabout it and I'm like,
what the fuck was I thinking?
Of course I'm going to go.
Obviously I'm going to goObviously I’m go.
I’ve got so many friends to see.
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I gotta get there.
So many bartenders.
I gotta pay their rent, So manybodyguards.
that have to show they havea job or something to kick me
out.
I have to go to pride.
What would I be doing?
It's disrespectful.
If you don't.
I actually might call youhomophobic.
It would be homophobic.
And we can't be homophobic.
So I'm going to take one forthe team and black out at Pride.
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like a real man.
Like a real.
Ally.
Like a real ally, man.
I'm going to black out of pride.
You black out pride and make allthe gays carry you home.
Work for me, boys.
So, All right, so we'll seeyou at Pride.
We'll see you.
On that bombshell.
We'll see you at pride.
And, I hope you have fun andhappy pride month.
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And I hope you're very pridefuland out of the closet.
And if you're not, I hope you,get out, you're okay.
Get out.
Get out of the closet andhave some fun be yourself.
All right, well, that's anotherepisode of the Demon Babie
Podcast, and we're going to goget our outfits ready.
I guess we are going to goget ready.
You thought this woman’s shirtwas bad?
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Wait till you see the next one.
Wait till you see the next onelater.
Bye.
Welcome to another episodeof the Demon Babie podcast.
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I'm sitting here with the prettypride puppy blond babie, and I'm
your local neighborhood queerbaiter.
Demon of Hollywood JoeyLombardo.
And if you haven't guessed italready, it's June and it's
Pride Month, so that's goingto be today is episode.
Hit it.
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Pride.
Puppy.
Yeah.
Oh, well, that's all right.
I'm not a furry, so I don't knowthat I'm really a puppy.
Mmmm I've seen you on a leash.
Okay, well, that's not reallysomething I do in public though,
like, that's.
I keep it to myself, okay?
Sure thing.
Whatever you say toots.
All right.
First topic.
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Well, happy pride month.
Calm down.
Oh, sorry.
Thank you.
Pride month is obviously thebest for so many reasons.
I'm bi.
Okay.
I'm pan.
okay.
And so I'm two things.
I'm whatever.
It’s almost like bipartisan.
Bi-panison.
Bi-panison Bi-panison Okay.
There’s people that relate tothat.
Yeah.
Bi-panison Bi-panison Okay.
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Yeah.
Bi.
Pan.
Erson.
Biiiii Pan.
And, your birthday is thismonth, too, so that's fun.
So I'm naturall gay.
Yeah.
You're gay at heart.
I’m gay at heart cause I'm bornin June.
Yeah.
Nice.
Okay, cool.
Well, that'll be fun.
Yeah.
We'll see.
Hit me with it first topic.
The Weho.
Pour.
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the Weho for is the most.
Dangerous.
Thing.
the most dangerous pour maybein the world.
Honestly, it's stronger than anyother drink pour.
Oh, anywhere.
Yeah.
I mean, it's.
It's a special type of pourwhere it is 98% alcohol.
It's a god killer.
You know, it's it's what madeHercules mortal.
Literally, he drank that andsaid, I have no more strength
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left in me.
Zeus is not in the building.
No the Weho pour literally justmisses that last drop to
kill you.
And it just makes you mortal andreally humbles you.
Yeah, it puts you in your placewith your alcoholism.
It's like you're not as strongas you think you are.
Now go.
Home.
Every time I get a drink in WehoI'm going to be thinking of,
like, just.
If they didn't drop that bottle.
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If that baby got that last drop.
He'd be dead.
Yeah.
Enough about people killingbabies.
Let's not get too political.
All right, all right.
Hit me with it.
Next topic.
What drinks are pride approved?
What drinks can you drink duringpride month?
I think you can drink anythingduring pride month.
I think everything's accepted.
That's a good attitude.
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I like that.
Thank you.
But what are specifically PrideMonth?
What reminds you of Pride Month,at least?
Vodka, red.
Bulls, vodka, red bulls.
Yeah, because you have to fight.
the weho pour with the heavysugar drink.
And the caffeine.
And the caffeine to stay Awake.
And usually you're going allpride month.
You only get a day or two ofrest the whole month.
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So you need the Red bull to keepyou moving.
And you need, you needthe juice.
You're on that rotation of thewings.
You need the rotation of RedBull Espresso martini.
Like if you're going to be ayou do you're going to be at
a dinner with the girls wellyou don't.
But the rest of the queerpopulation does.
This is where you don't relate.
Okay.
It's going to be espressomartinis at dinner.
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Vodka.
Red bull's after.
After.
Got it.
Yeah.
What about a normal martini?
If you're older.
If you're older.
If you’re older for dinner?
Can.
You know I'm in the martini age.
I'm in beekeeping age.
Yeah.
You are in beekeeping age.
You.
You're aging out quickly.
Okay.
Well, let me tell you what'sactually pride approved.
Okay.
Jello shots.
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Jello shots.
So true.
Done.
That's a full rainbow.
Yeah.
Champagne and mimosas.
Mimosas at brunch.
When are you drinking champagne?
At pride?
Oh, I feel.
Like it always gets some sort ofchampagne somehow..
It's a celebratory time.
Because we always start tooearly.
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Yeah, everyone.
We'll get the times later.
Okay, but, Jell-O shots are themain pride approved.
You know what?
You're completely correct.
Especially if they're in a vialwhere you can syringe, shoot it
into someone's mouth.
Yep.
And it's nice and phallic, and,you know, it's so perfect.
It’s perfect.
for pride.
Yeah.
Yeah, those are my pride drinksthough.
Jello shots is my main pull forthat.
You're completely.
Right.
And then obviously vodka, Redbull, tequila, red bull.
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If you're trying to stay on justsouth of the borders, style.
Something Red.
Bull, something Red bull,because you need as much energy
as possible.
Yeah.
If you're not a nose powderer.
Yeah.
Or whatever or whatever orwhatever.
Next topic, Pride timelines.
When do you start?
When do you start?
Because pride timeline is not anormal timeline.
In my experience, it's not.
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What's a Pride timeline to youthen?
A timeline to me is you're goingbig.
Probably.
You're starting too early.
You're starting to pre-game.
No no no no no.
Prior timeline.
Are you talking like day of themonth?
Like, it starts on May 31st endsJune 30th?
Whatever.
Your town is doing it.
That's when I'm talking about,you know, the day of the party.
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Okay.
Day of timeline.
Day of timeline.
Not which.
Day of the month?
Because everyone's cities aredifferent.
Yeah.
I'm even us.
We have one right next door.
We have one down in weho There’sa DTLA one.
So the day, LBC Was last.
Weekend.
I'm talking about the day you'redoing the partying.
Timeline.
Okay.
When do you start.
Probably like 11 a.m..
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You you sleep in that dayI think.
You don't get up early.
You got to get up early.
You have to do your hair andmakeup.
What are you talking about.
Okay.
This is where I wake up.
What time are you waking up to?
9 (05:43):
00.
Okay.
How long are you getting ready?
Two hours.
Two hours.
I'm immediately.
I'm coffee hand iced coffee.
Obviously in hand in thebathroom.
Go starting.
Make music on hair and makeup.
Going.
And immediately when I'm done.
Only coffee so far.
I'm probably not eating thiswhole weekend.
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No one's eating.
Okay, I understand we're notgoing to get into the toxic ness
of the diet of the week.
No, we're not talking aboutthe diet.
We're not going to get intothat.
You asked for.
my timeline.
Let me give you the timeline.
Hit me with it.
I'm trying well hurry up.
No.
So, hair and makeup.
Two hours.
You're putting on the bestmakeup you've ever done most
colorful.
You're looking the best you'veever looked.
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It's pride.
Bitch.
Get ready.
Okay.
I mean, hello.
The drag queens are out.
Okay.
11 am you’re.
There.
You're with your friends.
You're pregaming.
You're pregaming..
at 11?
Yeah.
No.
Yes.
No one's making it to
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00.
I make it 11 o’clock every time.
12.
Okay, this is my timeline.
You okay?
Well, I'm telling you, your realtimeline.
00.
I am calling the uber gettingto the pre-game mhm.
and then I'm drinking, and thenwe probably get to pride around
one and then you're there untilyou're dead.
Until you.
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Until you drop.
Until you.
I mean, you’re there.
Until you drop.
Every time we've gone.
It's until we drop, which isusually
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30.
Yeah.
We don't close out the bar.
You can't because you've beengoing too long.
We've been going because wejust.
You don't.
You don't make it to dinner.
You don't make it.
To lunch.
we don't pace ourselves.
We don't eat.
Nope.
we're really bad.
You mean 30 a.m., though?
Yes, yes, like I do.
130 to 130.
Really?
Yeah.
And we get there at 130 andwe leave around 130.
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Maybe we push it back to two.
We get there to leave a two.
We'll see if we'll see.
I get excited.
I want to be there right away.
And then I want to seethe whole thing.
Yeah I get it.
Do you want to showyour timeline or is that pretty
much your time?
No.
I think me say 130 to 130.
It's it's go until you drop.
Yeah.
You just wake up home.
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And hopefully you make hopefullyyou've made it home.
Those roofies are tricky.
Be careful of The roofie.
Don't get roofied hot.
Tip.
next topic.
What are pride approved outfitsthat you're getting ready in?
What do you approve?
In a pride outfit.
Anything you feel good in.
Okay.
Maybe.
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Don't be too dorky with it.
Okay.
Like, you see a wide variety of,like, queer outfits?
I think if you're an ally, youshould probably wear a rainbow.
So we know you're an ally.
I, I I'll say.
Yeah, that's a good tip.
If you're in just an ally.
Yeah.
But you’re there to have a goodtime.
You gotta sport some sort ofrainbow.
You got to show that you'reyou're with it.
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But if you're, like, actuallyqueer, gay, lesbian or whatever
you are, you probably looklike it in some way.
You're wearing well they alllook a like don’t they em?.
No like like a masc girl willwear a masc outfit.
A femme girl might want towear a rainbow.
You've hit the rain, But youhate.
wearing rainbow.
I hate wearing the.
Rainbow.
Okay.
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Lets talk about what you hatewearing.
you hate wearing rainbows.
Yeah.
That's off the table for you.
It's off the table.
You won't do like the costume.
wear.
I don't like the costume wear.
What else won’t you wear?
Mesh.
I've worn no I haven't.
Nipples not out.
No, not nipples out for me.
But I also have big fake boobsthat need some support.
If you don't have big fakeboobs, probably nipples out.
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I mean.
Free the nipple.
Why not?
Why not?
But, yeah.
Just send it as hard as youwant.
More accessories.
More hair and makeup more ismore.
I think that's key the accessorygame.
And makeup is where you reallygo.
This is where you push theboundary.
And it's not your normal dayout.
Night out.
Anything like that.
That's where you push theboundary.
You can still wear all black,but push the boundaries.
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And put it somewhere else.
Little flare.
Yeah.
Next topic.
Glitter.
What's the stance on glitter,though?
I love it.
How much?
Wearing glitter.
I hate glitter in general, butI'm going to say pride doesn't
even have enough glitter.
I agree.
Well, you know what?
Here's my take on glitter.
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I think I'm sick of the peoplethat just do like a like a.
They take their finger andthey go whomp and it's like a
swash of glitter.
Oh, like a football mark.
Yeah.
I think that's lame.
like, okay, I don't like it.
Got it.
Let's be a little classierwith our glitter.
Like I have a full body glitterright now.
I'm going to douse myself.
In like that spray.
That's right, I seen it.
I had an Instagram ad or two.
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I have one I’m gonna be dousedin that I'm going to be
sparkling.
Shining bright like a diamond.
Nice.
Yeah.
More glitter, nicer glitter.
And maybe some crystals.
Wear some face crystals.
Oh, crystals are a good call,too.
Yeah.
Face crystals are, Well, talkingabout me wearing glitter and
face crystals and all this funstuff that I will throw on.
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Okay.
Queerbaiting.
What would you like to say aboutit?
Well, let's say there's tworeally big queer baiters
that are probably jail for them,I think.
Okay.
They if it was a crime, they'dgo to jail.
Okay.
Do you want to guess who I havewritten down, or did you
already see my list?
I saw part of the list.
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So just say it.
Harry styles.
Yes.
And yung blud.
yung blud.
Yeah, but.
While yung Blud got called outand he did have good defense.
What was his.
Defense?
He said he fucked everythingunder the sun, so he really
doesn't give a fuck.
So honestly.
Period.
That's it.
Okay, Yung Blud there you go.
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And then there's me.
Who, I believe I’m wearinga woman's shirt that you got me.
It's really cute on you though.
You can tell me it's a womanshirt, right?
Let's get let's expose this.
You went to Florida.
You came back.
You gave me this shirt.
I put it on, it lookeda little off.
And then you you slyly threw inYeah.
It might be a womans shirt I'mnot really too sure.
And I think, you know.
And I'd like to know the truthright now.
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It is.
It's a woman's shirt.
I wearing a woman's.
Shirt, but it looks so cute.
Don't lie to me like that everagain.
I like it, but don't lie to me.
Well, does it matter?
Gender is fluid.
It doesn't.
Matter.
Genders so fluid.
But I would just like to know.
Why are you not going to wear itnow?
No, I'm.
I'm wearing it right now.
Yeah.
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I'm on the internet wearing it.
We'll see.
All right.
Yeah.
Harry styles and Yungblud.
Though I don't care if they'requeer baitings.
They look great.
They have great style.
Great energy.
Oh, another queer baiter.
Benson Boone! I don't thinkBenson Boone's a queer baiter.
I'm gonna say it like I thinkhe's.
Just in.
Costume.
I think he's in a fun, sillystyle costume.
I think so too.
And I think he wants to be afigure skater in another life.
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I think they're straight figureskaters.
There are straight figureskaters.
We think.
Well, well, you know, but yeah,everyone's saying Benson,
boone's queerbaiting.
I disagree.
I do think I've figured out whypeople are so anti-Benson Boone
though, why?
his songs are so played on theradio that even if it comes on,
they're just like like, come on.
now.
I'm over it.
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And I think it's just madepeople hate him.
he's just overplayed.
If he was under, he's playeda lot less.
He'd be a lot more liked.
Well, his songs are popular,songs are good.
Oh, well he’s not queerbaiting.
There you go.
Next topic, next topic.
People watching.
People watching at Pride is thebest.
It's the best.
It's the best people watchingin the world.
Not only just because of howeccentric and cool some people
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dress, but the drama andthe fights and the catty little
remarks to each other.
Oh, it's so delicious.
I'm salivating just.
Thinking about it.
I'm excited.
The break ups.
Oh, there's the scandals.
The scandals.
There's always a lot going on.
The the wardrobe malfunctions.
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People slip and peckers outthere.
Slippin everything.
Dicks there’s everything.
Everything is gonna be careful.
Watch out.
Keep your toes up.
You will see everything andanything at pride and, I love
it.
Yeah.
People watching is it's an elitesport happening at Pride.
I agree.
Next topic.
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Oh.
Okay.
So next topic is people watchingis top tier You know what else.
This you know what the secondbest vibe is at Pride.
bathrooms.
Half.
you know what I take it backI agree with you.
Half.
Yeah it's it's really hit ormiss.
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Yeah.
It's really hit or miss.
Yeah.
It's really bathroom pending aswell.
It's either the great energy orit's the most disgusting place
you've ever been.
Yeah. It's.
And you already know what barsare, what you've already.
And sometimes you just got tocommit and you're like, well,
I'm here.
I have to pee.
I've been drinking for sixhours.
Yep.
And my friends aren't leaving,so I.
Have to pee and I'm dumb.
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So whatever is gonna whatever.
I'm going to see whatever I’mabout to.
Douse myself self in the soap.
Yeah, hopefully they have soap.
It's more of the smell that’sthe.
issue.
Oh yeah, it's the smell.
It's everything.
But yeah, it can be a goodbathroom, but it's.
when it's a good bathroom it’sa fun time.
it's like another, anotherparty.
Yeah.
Like, oh, hello here.
I’m at the after party already.
Hell, yeah.
Let's dig in.
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Yeah.
We've never made it to an afterparty after Pride.
No, that says a lot.
30 to 30.
Okay, that's where the timelineis different.
Yeah, yeah.
Sometimes we're still awake.
Still kickin around and be like,well, that's going to the next.
Spot.
not at Pride..
30 to 30.
Next topic.
The pride, the parade of pride,the actual parade.
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See, I have actually a take onthis.
I like the Weho parade, but Idon't like the Hollywood parade
because the whole parade is moregay, or the Hollywood Parade is
more corporate.
True.
It's like every big thing, everybig company ever.
It's just out at the Hollywoodparade, walking down the street,
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and they're like company pride tshirts and like, I don't, I
don't know, company pride iskind of like, I don't know,
I don't like it that much.
Like, good.
I'm glad you support queerpeople.
You should.
But I don't know if you needto be the one marching.
It's not about.
You.
No.
I think you're wrong.
Really?
Because you have to includeeverybody.
You have to show the support.
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Yes.
Okay, fine.
They can have it.
But for funness the WeHo paradeis more fun because.
Because it's crazier.
It is crazier because all.
The bars are doing floats andthey have all their dancers
dancing.
And it's crazy and it's fun.
I feel like they scout outdancers, too.
I feel like I feel like you lookgreat.
Get on.
They might.
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We’ve only seen it once.
That's not true.
It's way too.
Early.
It's not true.
We've seen it almost every year.
We make it okay mentally.
I remember seeing it once onlyother time.
Spiritually.
You weren't there.
spiritually, I wasn't there.
All right, well.
Speaking of blacking out- bothmy parents blacked out this
weekend on different days.
That's crazy.
You are.
they okay?
Yeah.
(16:35):
No they're not, they're fine.
All right.
Pride weather, I.
Pray it's sunny.
Pride in the cloud is not fun.
Have we ever done pride in acloud?
Yes.
I think there's some sort of gaymagic happening that stops.
I don't remember an unsunny day.
last year.
Was it?
No way.
It was foggy.
No.
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Way.
I’ll pull up a picture.
I feel like I sweat, like cruel,crammed up the jammed in.
Okay, but do you really want itreally sunny?
Yes.
Hot.
Sweaty?
Slutty Okay.
you're a whore.
We get it.
No pride should be inthe clouds.
It needs to be in the sun andin the light.
The sun does make more sense.
I do prefer.
(17:15):
Because it's also kicking offsummer.
Because you also want to poolday.
Maybe in the beginning,you know.
But the pride.
Sunburns are crazy.
Yeah, there’s some white peoplethat really need to put on
sunscreen vacation needs to havelike a booth of just spraying
people down.
Oh my.
God.
Yeah, vacation.
You should have a booth justspraying people down.
I'd come by seven times seventimes.
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Yeah.
You literally.
I would.
I’d come by every hour onthe hour HI spray.
me.
Yeah, 12.
times for the 12 hours Spray me.
Next topic.
What's your favorite pridememory?
Ooh, that's a tough one.
My favorite pride memory.
I have one if we can start itoff.
Yeah Start it off.
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We snuck in one of our friend'sgirlfriends who was like 20
into a bar.
No we didn't.
That's.
It's just a fake.
Sorry.
By the way.
This is Halloween.
This is.
No, it's not.
This is pride.
Okay.
Grow up.
Sorry.
Snuck them into the bar.
Didn't do it.
it’s a story.
I'm lying, And then we get atable outside, and the table
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next to us just starts doing afistful of cocaine out in
public.
And.
What the fuck?
Okay, first time I think I'veever seen cocaine.
It's like facing the street.
Yeah, it's like we're facingthe street and there's like.
And it's.
And it wasn't even, like anormal bag.
Like it just cut like a ziplockthat didn't have the zip lock.
The fold over zip lock, which isthe worst zip lock.
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It just exploded, on the otherhand outward.
And then everyone at the tablejust got little spoons and
went in on it like they weresharing a Sunday.
That's crazy.
I don't think I saw that.
Yeah, we talked about it.
Well, I probably blacked out.
Okay.
My favorite pride memory isone of my own.
We were waiting to go into aplace called Hart, which is
not there anymore, butwe were in line and
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we were like, why are theyletting anyone in this is so
weird?
Why are they letting anyone in?
We're like, next in lineat the front.
And then Cardi B walks up andstarts spraying her alcoholic
whip cream in people's mouth,and she sprayed alcoholic whip
cream in my mouth.
And that will forever go down inone of my favorite memories.
Because getting covered.
Getting covered in whipped creamby Cardi B, at Pride that was
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pretty lit.
I mean, put that on thetombstone.
covered in whipped cream atPride by Cardi B, and then
we saw her perform.
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, yeah.
Bare barefoot on stage.
Barefoot on stage?
Yeah.
She was barefoot on stage.
She was barefoot on stage.
That was crazy.
It was.
Wild girl.
Unhinged.
Put some shoes on.
You’re about to step on somecrazy shit.
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It’s Pride and you're barefooton the on stage.
Crazy at the club?
Yeah.
Barefoot at the club.
Barefoot at the club is wild.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Next topic, last topic.
Last topic.
Sad.
Do you have any topics?
No.
How?
How'd I do?
Great.
Looks like.
What's your last.
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Topic?
Last topic.
Are we going to Pride?
Has this episode changeyour mind?
This morning we were tired andcranky and we said, no,
we are not going to Pride.
We said, no, we're not goingto hit the parade.
And now that I've talkedabout it for five minutes,
I am 100% going to Pride.
I'm going shopping.
After we finish this podcast,I'm getting new outfits and I'm
(20:30):
going to be at the parade.
You’ll see us there.
I agree, I didn't want to gothis morning.
And then I started thinkingabout it and I'm like,
what the fuck was I thinking?
Of course I'm going to go.
Obviously I'm going to goObviously I’m go.
I’ve got so many friends to see.
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I gotta get there.
So many bartenders.
I gotta pay their rent, So manybodyguards.
that have to show they havea job or something to kick me
out.
I have to go to pride.
What would I be doing?
It's disrespectful.
If you don't.
I actually might call youhomophobic.
It would be homophobic.
And we can't be homophobic.
So I'm going to take one forthe team and black out at Pride.
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like a real man.
Like a real.
Ally.
Like a real ally, man.
I'm going to black out of pride.
You black out pride and make allthe gays carry you home.
Work for me, boys.
So, All right, so we'll seeyou at Pride.
We'll see you.
On that bombshell.
We'll see you at pride.
And, I hope you have fun andhappy pride month.
(21:34):
And I hope you're very pridefuland out of the closet.
And if you're not, I hope you,get out, you're okay.
Get out.
Get out of the closet andhave some fun be yourself.
All right, well, that's anotherepisode of the Demon Babie
Podcast, and we're going to goget our outfits ready.
I guess we are going to goget ready.
You thought this woman’s shirtwas bad?
(21:54):
Wait till you see the next one.
Wait till you see the next onelater.
Bye.
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