June 4, 2025 • 27 mins
It's officially Hot Girl Summer and we’re diving headfirst into the chaos—from nostalgic childhood camp memories to tan lines, and SPF drama. In this episode, we break down everything we love (and hate) about summer:
☀️ tanning tips
🌊 beach must-haves
🍔 summer snacks
👙 iconic warm-weather outfits
🍹 go-to summer drinks
🎶 camp vs. summer school
Whether you were a camp kid or a beach bum, there’s something here for every sun-soaked demon babie.
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Oh Welcome to another episodeof the Demon Babie Podcast.
(00:02):
I'm sitting here with myco-host, my sexy summer siren.
She's cracking whips and sinkingships Blond Babie aka Emma
Nilsson.
And I'm sitting here with Demondaddy.
He's ready to light up yourSummer of sin.
Whoa! On the fly like that.
Wow.
Thank you.
And if you couldn't guess itfrom the intro, you're stupid
because it's the summer episode.
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Coming hot off pride and ourpride episode.
How are you?
I'm feeling good today.
Thank God.
Recovered.
Good.
Back.
Fully recovered.
I'm fully recovered.
How are you?
I'm fully recovered.
My hangxiety's finally gone.
Which is the worst part of myhangovers?
Yep.
So I'm okay to have a birthdayagain.
Oh, I was going to ask you aboutthat later.
If you wanted to do that or not.
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Yeah.
No.
I'm okay.
I'm a birthday againIt was canceled because of
hangxiety, but now it's fine.
Okay.
Whatever damage is out there,it's already done.
It's been done, it's been done.
And it's just.
Here we go.
Well, I'm glad it's back on.
Yeah.
So my summer birthday.
Your summer birthday.
All right, I love it.
I'm glad I was really gettingannoyed that you were trying to
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cancel your birthday.
Oh, it’s back on.
We're so back.
Even though, nothing's plannedor anything, but I've.
Been trying to make a plan.
Well, don't involve me.
I'm trying to not involve you.
Or involve me and we can justdo it.
No.
First topic.
First topic.
Tanning.
Tanning.
I used to be a big tanner, butthe problem is, I have Swedish
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Eskimo palest And you say tannerwith a hard R.
You're just so whiteI don't feel like you’re allowed
to.
No.
I’m not.
You're so pale.
I'm so.
You can at least throw an A atthe end of it.
I'm a bad tanna Yeah.
So I've always been badat tanning.
But when I was young, I used toslather myself in, like, those
coconut oil sticks.
I really tried to get tan.
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my family.
It was a Maui Wowie or whatever.
The Maui one.
I think they still are.
They still are.
Yeah.
No, they haven't stopped.
At least your mom is yoursister.
Likes spray one I like.
Yeah, it's got glitter.
They are definitely tanning oiland not sunscreen.
They are still tanning oil.
and not sunscreen.
Yeah it's very 80s of them.
I love it.
Yeah, it's really fun.
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I wish I could tan.
If I could, I would.
What do you think of tan?
z.
Fake.
or real.
Real fake doesn't count in thesummer.
Okay.
Real.
They look great, but I'm scaredof skin cancer.
What about tan lines?
cool.
are you pro line or anti line?
For myself, I was always antiline so I'd always tan with a
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strapless top to try and nothave the vertical lines, which
is crazy.
Now, I think the vertical linesare sexy.
Yeah, they're very sexy.
Yeah.
Because that when you see ityou're like, well, I'm not
supposed to be seenin it.
Yeah.
Woah.
Yeah.
This is.
But I've always thought the hiplines were super sexy.
Oh, yeah.
I always was aiming for hiplines.
I never cared that much aboutthe chest lines.
All tan lines are very nice.
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And I even like when do peopledo fake sunburns for
photoshoots?
But tanning.
The worst part of tanning issunburns.
Yeah, unless there's somebenefit.
There's not.
There's.
It's called skin cancer.
It's not a benefit.
Okay, fine.
Unless you want to die, thenit's a nice, slow$u1C1d3 Yeah.
Oh, cool.
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I mean, at least you look hot.
Oh Bleep that's$u1C1d3 by theway.
Bleep both those$u1C1d3s Bleepall three of them.
You're not allowed to say that.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
So yeah.
Sun burns are terrible.
Yeah that's the.
Worst part of tanning.
Next topic sunburns.
Whoa.
I hate sunburns.
I've gotten such bad sunburnsbecause I come from such a
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tanning family that refusessunscreen, that I've gotten the
blister version of sunburns.
You have?
Yeah, I've definitely doneserious damage to my skin.
I mainly would do damage when Iwould, like, go to the beach
with friends, like in middleschool and high school, and I
wouldn't bring sunscreen.
And they were all tan.
And I would.
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I think base tans are.
Lies.
Base tans are lies.
Lies.
Like you're a liar.
It's not real.
No.
You just can tan.
You can tan.
You can't either.
You either got it kid or youdon't.
No no no no.
No matter how dark you are,you can still get a sunburn.
That's true.
So what if.
It is harder for some people toget.
Sunburn?
I think it just is time of inthe sun.
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Which is harder.
Yeah.
I mean, what do you.
How are you not going to agreethat it's harder for some people
to get sunburnt than others?
I don't know if that's truebecause everyone can get
sunburn.
No.
Yes.
Everyone.
But not over the same amount oftime.
Okay.
Or you.
Sure?
Well, the UV also makes adifference.
Yeah, but let's say.
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You.
And an African-American personsitting in the sun for the same
amount of time, they're notgoing to get sunburn.
You don't think so?
No.
That's how it works.
Because that's the whole thing.
Melanin.
Yeah.
Especially compared to you.
You know they don't get sunburntlike that actually they don't
get sunburnt.
Really.
No they can though.
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No not really.
Yes.
We're going to have to callsomebody.
Yeah.
We'll be back.
All right.
Back to our first topic.
How do you feel about tanningthough?
Do you like getting tan?
I love getting.
Tan.
Love being tan.
Tanning.
But you.
There are rules for tanning.
You don't have to be by a bodyof water.
Yes.
At least a kiddy pool.
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Yeah.
I’ll accept a kiddy pool.
You have to have some sort ofwater.
Because you need a cool off.
Park tanners.
Gross.
What the heck?
What the helliante.
What the helliante Yeah.
What the hell is a park tanner?
I don't understand, it's gross.
No.
It's terrible.
I'm like, where do you thinkyou're from?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
How did you get here?
How did you get here?
Yeah.
I don't know.
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Hate a park tan.
Next topic.
Summer drinks.
I've been thinking about thisall day and I've been craving a
margarita.
Margarita is top tier of summerdrinks Yeah, day time really hot
out.
Yep.
Screaming cold Margarita.
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Oh, I love frozen margarita?
No.
Okay.
Pina Colada.
no.
Oh, God.
What?
Those are really popular.
Like, if you go to Cabo, you'rein the pool bar.
You're getting a pina colada.
I'm going to do it, but I'm notgoing to be like, yeah, this is
a summer official summer drink.
I'm not going to give it thestamp of approval.
You're not getting because I'mnot going.
Rita, you can have anywhere.
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Yeah, I like you’re littlecaught in the rain joke.
Okay.
Thank you.
Let that slide.
You really almost did though.
Margarita, I'll say top tiercontender, but an aperol spritz
is pretty nice, too.
Very European summer.
Yeah.
Okay.
aperol Spritz.
Margarita.
A martini at sunset.
A martini at sunset.
It's not a daytime, but it's.
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Still summer at sunset.
Does it have to be at sunset?
What if you havin oysters middayand it's perfect real nice cold
martini?
Perfect.
Is that allowed?
Yes, that's not sunset, though.
well.
A martini.
yeah.
Well, it's not a hard rule.
Well, we’re here to make thehard rules.
It's not hard and fast.
I'm gonna say, cold beer andSake very nice in the summer.
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Yes, a cold, very.
Nice in the summer.
Just a lime away.
Well, now we're talking Coronas.
I'm talking about that.
Yes.
so summer drinks.
I think Margarita is a top tiercontender.
I think summer drinks and L.A.,drinks correlate cause summer's
almost permanent in LA.
It's.
Unless it's today, which is forsome reason, raining, pouring.
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June 3rd.
Pouring rain.
Insane.
It's literallythe weirdest thing I've ever
seen.
We can't.
Get it to us.
Anyways.
Next topic.
Summer hours.
Do you like the longer days?
I love.
I like them until I just startedrunning and every morning.
And so I'm starting to feel heatin the morning because I'm
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running around
like 5 (08:02):
45.
So it starts to creep in whenit's going to be a real hot day
and I'm like, no.
I'm not.
Yes, I want my cold morning.
Leave me be.
I like a June gloom.
Yeah.
I mean I'm sure you'll getanother day or two of June
Gloom, but yeah, you're goingto get some hot.
Mornings in there.
I'm going to start getting somehot mornings.
And it's your your windows goingto matter less and less as the
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summer goes on.
It's not going to matter whattime you're running.
It's just going to be hot.
Yeah.
Yeah I love the long day thoughI always think it's like the
best part.
And that's the one thing I hateabout going into fall is when it
starts being dark at
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00.
Does it allow for more daytimedrinking in your lifestyle.
Because there's more day hours?
No.
No, because.
I don't really daytime drinkthat much.
Summer you kind of do.
I'm thinking about it.
You might be right.
That's what I'm saying.
Maybe it allows for more alcoholism.
Summer allows for morealcoholism, which we approve of.
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We do.
We're pro.
Pro are we?
Are we?
Pro day drinking?
Yeah, only in the summer.
Only in the summer, actually.
Yeah.
Where?
Where are you allowed to to daydrink?
Anywhere.
Anywhere.
Oh, a park day drinker.
Over a park.
Tanner over a park tanner.
for sure.
Okay.
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You get double points if you buypool.
Triple pointsif you're at the beach.
And is there any quadruple pointbeach abroad?
That's like a million.
A beach in Another country.
That's of a million.
Ten times.
Points.
That's a million points.
And hit that comes to.
My next topic.
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Dream summer locations.
With the Polynesian Islands.
Whoa! That's not what I wasthinking at all.
I'm thinking south of France,Amalfi coast.
Oh, that's a good Europe.
Europe.
Yeah.
I look at Europe for that.
For me, that's my, like, idealsummer vibe.
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I need to be so rich.
I want to do it so gnarly.
I want to be at the best beach.
I want to live.
at the Colosseum.
I want to be at the best of thebest on the beach.
I literally, I want to be justfinishing my aperol spritz.
And I've got such a good tabgoing I get a new one put in my
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hand.
I don't even have to order it.
I want crazy service.
I want to go to the Amalfi Coastfor.
So I think that's my dreamsummer.
Is that your next summer.
Maybe.
I would love to do Amalfi coastin the summer.
Proper summer.
Cause we went to early.
We went in spring and I think itrained.
And it rained.
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And it sucked and you can't,I mean, it, it didn't suck.
But we it.
Could have been a lot more.
We didn't even touch a boat.
Nope.
Yep.
How many points for a boat?
For you or for me?
Time's boat.
It's fine.
How many?
Plus 100.
Okay.
A million.
100 billion was abroad.
And then 100 for the boat.
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But it doesn't do that much forme.
Got it.
You’re not a boat person Okay.
Hit me with the next topic.
Worst summer locations.
I have a hot take.
Lets hear it.
Florida.
Yeah.
Too humid.
Too humid anywhere humid.
Not really, I don't it doesn'tserve me much over there.
I don't need to be in Florida.
I've been to Florida two yearsin a row.
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LA for me, it has a much nicersummer energy.
Miami, Florida.
You're not doing anything forme.
Sorry.
Sorry.
That's my worst.
You have to give me one now.
San Diego.
That's a heavy bite.
Worst in the world.
Come on now.
Worst in the world.
Worst in the world.
Worst in the entire world.
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I don't know.
You wouldn't want to.
There's no.
Florida.
I already agreed with you.
All right, just hop on my train.
I will.
Who's running this ship?
You right now.
And you're sinking it.
Hit me with the next topic.
Bikini.
Oh, give me the tiniestsluttiest little thong bikini.
I'm sorry if I you if I seeyou in a tankini, I'm going to
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bully you.
I don't care what size you are.
Get out of the tankini.
Get in your slutty bikini allsummer.
I don't all sizes slutty bikinilike it.
So you're not into the tankiniconservative one?
I hate it.
No, no, no.
I can do a really slutty onepiece.
Okay.
That exists.
Okay, true.
We’ve seen it.
But a tankini Okay, I'll hityou.
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Hit.
I will A$$aU/_T you.
A$$aU/_T Bleep that out.
Okay.
I hate a tankini.
Boys I think we need to have theshorter inseam, not the long
inseam on your board shorts orwhatever you're wearing.
I'm not for that.
Now the long inseam is comingback.
I don't know what you're talkingabout.
I know it.
Is.
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I'm not mad at it.
You want a long.
You get, like, the big long,like Jorts style.
Yeah.
Okay.
I’ll look like I'm.
I'm Tony Hawk's Pro Skater two.
Actually, I kind of love that.
You should do that.
Yeah.
Make that a thing for my fuckingchain wallet.
on it too.
not a big Speedo fan.
No, really?
No, I'm not into it.
not your thing.
No.
Yeah.
You're American.
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Yeah.
What about you?
Bikini rules?
Bikini?
Or, not rules.
But bikini takes.
Bikini takes.
I don't have that many hot takeson bikinis, but I like a hot
kini So, I like calling a man'sswimsuit a bikini, which is also
something I like to do.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I'll, I'll I'll sayrelease the slut release.
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You know, release it.
Yeah.
Wear the slutty bikini.
What are your thoughts onthe other trend full Bush and a
thong?
That's not a trend.
Yes it is.
It's all over TikTok.
People talking abouthaven't seen it.
There'll be someone in a bikini.
No, no, no full bush anda thong.
No, I hate it.
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You hate it?
I'm not doing.
It.
Anti-Bush.
Anti-Bush.
Sorry.
That's the straightest thingabout me.
Okay, so it sounds like you voteconservative.
Yeah, I, I don't, but I hate abush.
I wish mine was lasered.
And I would never have to have asingle hair again.
Lasered or laser it off?
Yeah, I want a laser foreveryone.
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So nobody has a bush.
Doctor evil with you in yourworld.
Take over mission.
My World take over mission is todelete bush.
Yeah.
All right.
Next topic.
The beach.
Overrated.
What?
No.
I love the beach.
No, I love the beach.
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I love the beach.
I love swimming in the ocean.
What's only con or what's thecon?
Is if there's, like an aftersthing, like, if
you're at the beach and youhave to go immediately to dinner
and then you're not like.
Oh, I don't mind.
I like feeling dirty at thetable.
Really?
Yeah, I, I would like a momentto at least.
I want to be a salty dogat the table.
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I think the only issue with thebeach is, most people can't
afford to live there.
So it's always a mission to goout.
Oh, cause you don'thave the stuff.
So you got to.
Stuff.
Treck Down with all the stuff.
Treck.
And then, you know, you traffic,traffic, parking, whole thing.
That's the issue.
I want to go to the beach.
Sounds fun.
Okay.
It's raining.
Beach on a rainy day is fun.
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Sorry.
It's fine.
I like it.
You spelled fine.
Wrong.
Beach food.
Beach food is crazy becauseeveryone likes dips and I.
Like a.
Sandwich.
Yeah, I'm.
A big sandwich.
sandwich is cool.
Dips.
I feel like just get messy.
You get dip everywhere.
Chips go everywhere.
Like it's always a little moremessy than you anticipate.
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I also like an apple.
Okay.
An apple.
That's fair.
Yeah.
Nice and crisp.
Fresh good crack on it.
Cold.
And it was in the cooler.
Maybe it.
had foil around it too.
Possibly.
I like that.
Yeah, what about you?
Food on the beach.
Tuna sandwich.
My favorite.
You grew up on that?
I grew up on it.
This is what I'm all about.
What's your favorite beachdrink?
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Corona.
or water?
Corona or water?
Yeah, I've had seltzers on thebeach a lot.
And I was gonna say I don't likecanned drinks on the beach.
Cause sand always finds a wayinto that little lip on it.
Yeah.
Canned drinks don’t work on thebeach as well as they should.
They also just don't taste thatgood.
But a bottle bottle works nice.
I'll even take a bottle of wineweirdly over a can drink like
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champagne on the beach.
Champagne on the beach is nice.
So good.
The little John's.
Little mini one.
Yeah.
Actually, that's my perfectbeach drink.
Have to say, you are missingthe point that you like
champagne on the beach.
I love champagne on the beach.
And then a beach outfit that isnot a kini Obviously.
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What is allowed?
mesh?
Mesh is allowed.
Crochets allowed.
knit's allowed.
Linens allowed.
Denim very allowed.
Okay.
Yeah, denim was very allowedon the beach.
Yes.
Got it.
What's not allowed on the beach?
Leather.
Leather.
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I think that's it.
Really, yeah.
pretty much leather.
LaTeX?
Yeah.
Hard materials.
Sticky material.
Hard and sticky.
Just how I like it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Next topic.
Skinny dipping on the beach oranywhere?
Anywhere.
Skinny dipping.
Which one do you like more?
Have I ever skinny dip in theocean?
Yes.
Yes.
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Immediately remembered.
I think ocean's more fun becauseit's like you're in the waves.
You're worried about fish?
Yeah, I'm worried about fish.
Even if I'm in the pool.
Like what?
The inside.
The helly It's called beinginsane.
That is called being insane.
I'm like, what if there'ssomething in the water
I don't know about?
I know I'm worried.
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No matter where I am, I'm not a.
Do you get worried?
A lot of people get worried.
Skinny dipping.
Yeah.
That fish are going to attackthem.
No, I don't really worry.
What are you worried about whileSkinny dipping?
Getting caught.
Yeah.
That's the best part that's athrill.
Yeah.
What about you.
As part of a very big proskinny.
dipper.
Yeah.
Yeah, that makes sense.
No one's surprised about that.
No one's surprised.
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Yeah.
What about a pool?
Skinny dip though.
It's okay.
No, I haven't had a lot ofopportunities for it.
I've made the most of the timesI've done it.
Yeah.
I mean, you really need theprivate pool situation.
Yeah.
Jacuzzi is nice.
I, I kind of disagree.
I think it needs to be arefreshing, cold experience.
What if you have both?
That's okay.
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Right.
I don't really want to sit in aJacuzzi naked and not.
I don't know.
Not for me.
Alright, next topic.
the summertime, meal plan withsome breakfast, lunch n dinner
of your summer.
What’s a summer days perfect.
Breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Breakfast needs to be light.
Probably like a light egg.
Breakfast.
Okay.
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Lunch.
Egg.
Lunch.
Scramble.
Yeah.
A little scrambled.
Okay.
Coffee?
Black coffee.
Okay.
Black Coffee You gotta beskinny.
Okay.
Or not?
But I would like to be skinny.
Okay.
That was for me.
You're in.
Your home too, by the.
Way.
No work.
Nothing to do that day.
great.
What I'm telling you.
Let me finish either a saladlike a Caesar salad for lunch or
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a tuna sandwich.
I could go either way.
I agree fully.
Has to be cold.
dinner burger.
You did it right.
You really.
You did it right.
I know, summer, but whatdo you have to drink with this
lunch and dinner?
Lunch is.
See, this is.
I don't I don't know if I'm daydrinking or not.
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So if I'm, if I'm day drinking.
If I'm having a sandwich a beer.
If I'm having a salad.
Corona.
Got it.
The beach is a lime away.
The beach is a lime away.
great ad.
if I'm having the salad maybelike a super ice cold white
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wine.
It's been in the freezer allday.
Oh it’s crisp.
yeah.
Yeah.
You got your glasses frozen.
Yeah I like it.
Summer is all about being crisp.
Yeah which I like.
I like crispy.
Stuff.
Yeah.
So and then with dinner I couldhave a variety of drinks.
I could have the margaritawith my burger, I could have
the beer, I could have the wine.
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Margarita or beer.
Really.
Yeah.
Like you know.
Any of it.
end of sentence.
Yeah.
I like it.
What's your perfect summer food?
Oh, breakfast burrito in themorning.
We're different.
We're different people.
Yeah black coffee.
Breakfast burrito.
Hopefully like a Mexican stylecoffee too.
Really put me in the right.
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Put my head on straight.
Yeah.
Get your boots on the ground.
Lunch I’ll agree.
Sandwich.
Whatever sandwich you fancy.
Lunch.
no salad.
I like the bread.
All right.
I like you like carbs.
I got the carbs.
I'll agree a beer if you'regoing to go.
Or, real cold Coke.
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Oh, yeah.
If you're going to go, you'regoing to not water.
Dinner.
I'm saying you go out to dinner.
Okay.
Sushi, saké and beer.
Fun.
Nice.
I like it.
Best summer day.
Cool.
I like that.
Next topic.
Childhood.
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Summer.
It would always get boring bythe end.
Least for me.
Well you are, you werehistorically very busy always.
I was.
You were in.
Classes on classes.
Yeah.
I was always doing something.
So what were your summers like?
Gymnastics camp.
Dance camp.
Oh, you really went to camp?
(21:44):
Yeah.
Really?
Oh, I stayed at home.
I didn't go to like sleep away,but I did camp.
Yeah.
What do you do?
I just hung around.
Oh, you really.
Was in summer school almostevery year.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
That sucks.
Yeah.
It did.
Yeah.
That sucks.
Yeah.
Well, you know, why.
Didn't you learn in the firsttime?
Well, this sucks.
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I'm not going to do it again.
I just wanted attention.
Probably.
Yeah.
Didn't get it.
No never worked.
Never learned.
Ugh Why isn’t it working?
Yeah.
No, the summer wasn't funfor you.
No.
And then just nothing going on.
Oh, yeah.
Did you skate a lot?
Not then well.
All right, well, that wasn't funtopic.
(22:25):
Well.
It was boring.
Yeah.
What were your camps like?
Dance camp?
Yeah.
What's that like?
I don't know, dance camps, likeI'm not.
You dance All day.
you take classes.
Did you enjoy.
It?
Yeah.
So you enjoyed.
It?
Oh my God, yeah, it wasreally fun.
And then beach on the weekend.
That's nice.
Yeah, it was really fun.
Oh, my childhood summer.
Also, we'd go beach campingevery year.
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There we go.
Yeah.
Well, I'm not the one you'retalking to, though.
Where would you go?
To the beach.
I’m not droppin.
I'm not droppin the beach.
Okay.
I allowed to keep some things.
Okay, well, you can gatekeepthe beach, but explain why that
beach is so fun.
There's no cell service, whichis nice.
And to this day, there's no cellservice.
Little campsites, and it's justfun.
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So, yeah, we used to go beachcamping for, like, I think
really four days probably.
That's a long time.
Yeah.
But, yeah, a lot.
what was your favorite part Ofbeach camping.
I think just being right onthe beach you wake up, you're.
Right on.
There.
Yeah.
And I and you'd swim all day.
Just swim all day.
Yeah.
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Just getting water, food burger.
Burger burger every day.
Burger every day.
basically.
really?
You didn't cook that much?
Like no barbecue.
No.
Okay.
My parents never cooked there.
s'mores?
S'mores every night,every night.
I get up somewhere.
Right now.
You're huge in the s'mores.
I love s'mores.
Did you do a lot of familyvacations then?
Yeah.
Every summer.
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Really?
Every summer.
Like what?
We went to Hawaii.
We went to Disneyworld.
We went.
Oh, wow.
Where else did we go?
They just did that, like TVshows?
No, like they do that.
Yeah.
Wow.
So you were like.
You.
You're going to camp.
You're on vacation somewhere.
Pretty cool.
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Yeah.
Oh, nice.
Ohio once.
Do you miss the childhoodsummer?
No.
Okay.
Well, my family wasn't thatexciting, so it wasn't like
it was that fun.
It was just like.
me trying to get them to dostuff.
Well look at me learning aboutyou.
Yeah.
Hit me.
Next.
Topic.
I had a question.
Okay.
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Is there such thing as summerjewelry.
Yes.
Does jewelry change for summer?
Yes.
Yes.
Describe it to me.
Jewelry gets a little more fake,like.
And plastic, but big and chunkyand silly like shells.
Like big shells are reallytrendy this summer.
Oh, I like silver shells.
Gold shells.
puka No, not like a little tinypuka.
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Like a big, giant shell type ofthing.
Big ol shells on her.
Yeah, like lots of braceletsstacked up.
Lots of, like, lots of things.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm.
I'm understanding what you mean.
I've never been that goodat this.
So what about like.
I feel like anklets are summeranklets.
Oh.
Toe rings.
Yeah.
Lots of earrings, lots of.
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More.
I think you gotta anklet and toering this summer.
All right.
I think that should be yoursummer goal.
All right.
That's a fun goal.
I like it.
That's all i got.
What do you have?
What are boys summeraccessories.
None.
None.
Not true.
Board shorts.
Board shorts and sandals.
Hawaiian.
Shirts and.
Hawaiian shirts.
Sandals Hawaiian shirt.
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Yeah.
Maybe if you're, like, heavyset.
That's for a heavier crowd,usually.
Really?
Yeah.
I feel like it's just for adorkier crowd.
You don't see a lot of skinnyguys in hawaiian shirts?
No.
Do you?
No.
When's the last time you saw ahawaiian shirt?
Probably.
on my dad.
Not a skinny guy.
No, Well, I'm excited forsummer.
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I wish it wasn’t raining.
What's your favorite summeractivity?
Vacation.
But no, but, like, an activity,like surfing, stand up
paddleboarding, hiking, runningin the warm.
I'm gonna say.
I'm going to say tanning.
Tanning might be my fav.
You can't do it in the winter.
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Yeah, you can skate in thewinter.
Here, here, here.
Everything else you can doin the winter here.
So I'm gonna say tanning is I'mnot going to tan at all
in the winter.
No you really don't.
People do what you don't unless.
Well, I mean, unless.
It's a really hot day.
Yeah.
But I think tanning and justchilling and, like, really taken
in a lot of vitamin D.
Yeah, I like it.
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Enjoying the nature.
Enjoying.
I think just being outside moreis my.
Big Outside.
Yeah for sure.
Yeah.
So yeah.
Cool.
That's the summer.
Episode.
That’s our slutty sinning summerepisode.
Get outside, get silly.
Get silly.
Get summer get says not sassy.
No.
don’t.
Get sassy Alright get sassy getsinister.
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That's us.
That's our show.
And, see the next one?
Bye.
Oh Welcome to another episodeof the Demon Babie Podcast.
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I'm sitting here with myco-host, my sexy summer siren.
She's cracking whips and sinkingships Blond Babie aka Emma
Nilsson.
And I'm sitting here with Demondaddy.
He's ready to light up yourSummer of sin.
Whoa! On the fly like that.
Wow.
Thank you.
And if you couldn't guess itfrom the intro, you're stupid
because it's the summer episode.
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Coming hot off pride and ourpride episode.
How are you?
I'm feeling good today.
Thank God.
Recovered.
Good.
Back.
Fully recovered.
I'm fully recovered.
How are you?
I'm fully recovered.
My hangxiety's finally gone.
Which is the worst part of myhangovers?
Yep.
So I'm okay to have a birthdayagain.
Oh, I was going to ask you aboutthat later.
If you wanted to do that or not.
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Yeah.
No.
I'm okay.
I'm a birthday againIt was canceled because of
hangxiety, but now it's fine.
Okay.
Whatever damage is out there,it's already done.
It's been done, it's been done.
And it's just.
Here we go.
Well, I'm glad it's back on.
Yeah.
So my summer birthday.
Your summer birthday.
All right, I love it.
I'm glad I was really gettingannoyed that you were trying to
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cancel your birthday.
Oh, it’s back on.
We're so back.
Even though, nothing's plannedor anything, but I've.
Been trying to make a plan.
Well, don't involve me.
I'm trying to not involve you.
Or involve me and we can justdo it.
No.
First topic.
First topic.
Tanning.
Tanning.
I used to be a big tanner, butthe problem is, I have Swedish
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Eskimo palest And you say tannerwith a hard R.
You're just so whiteI don't feel like you’re allowed
to.
No.
I’m not.
You're so pale.
I'm so.
You can at least throw an A atthe end of it.
I'm a bad tanna Yeah.
So I've always been badat tanning.
But when I was young, I used toslather myself in, like, those
coconut oil sticks.
I really tried to get tan.
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my family.
It was a Maui Wowie or whatever.
The Maui one.
I think they still are.
They still are.
Yeah.
No, they haven't stopped.
At least your mom is yoursister.
Likes spray one I like.
Yeah, it's got glitter.
They are definitely tanning oiland not sunscreen.
They are still tanning oil.
and not sunscreen.
Yeah it's very 80s of them.
I love it.
Yeah, it's really fun.
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I wish I could tan.
If I could, I would.
What do you think of tan?
z.
Fake.
or real.
Real fake doesn't count in thesummer.
Okay.
Real.
They look great, but I'm scaredof skin cancer.
What about tan lines?
cool.
are you pro line or anti line?
For myself, I was always antiline so I'd always tan with a
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strapless top to try and nothave the vertical lines, which
is crazy.
Now, I think the vertical linesare sexy.
Yeah, they're very sexy.
Yeah.
Because that when you see ityou're like, well, I'm not
supposed to be seenin it.
Yeah.
Woah.
Yeah.
This is.
But I've always thought the hiplines were super sexy.
Oh, yeah.
I always was aiming for hiplines.
I never cared that much aboutthe chest lines.
All tan lines are very nice.
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And I even like when do peopledo fake sunburns for
photoshoots?
But tanning.
The worst part of tanning issunburns.
Yeah, unless there's somebenefit.
There's not.
There's.
It's called skin cancer.
It's not a benefit.
Okay, fine.
Unless you want to die, thenit's a nice, slow$u1C1d3 Yeah.
Oh, cool.
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I mean, at least you look hot.
Oh Bleep that's$u1C1d3 by theway.
Bleep both those$u1C1d3s Bleepall three of them.
You're not allowed to say that.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
So yeah.
Sun burns are terrible.
Yeah that's the.
Worst part of tanning.
Next topic sunburns.
Whoa.
I hate sunburns.
I've gotten such bad sunburnsbecause I come from such a
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tanning family that refusessunscreen, that I've gotten the
blister version of sunburns.
You have?
Yeah, I've definitely doneserious damage to my skin.
I mainly would do damage when Iwould, like, go to the beach
with friends, like in middleschool and high school, and I
wouldn't bring sunscreen.
And they were all tan.
And I would.
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I think base tans are.
Lies.
Base tans are lies.
Lies.
Like you're a liar.
It's not real.
No.
You just can tan.
You can tan.
You can't either.
You either got it kid or youdon't.
No no no no.
No matter how dark you are,you can still get a sunburn.
That's true.
So what if.
It is harder for some people toget.
Sunburn?
I think it just is time of inthe sun.
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Which is harder.
Yeah.
I mean, what do you.
How are you not going to agreethat it's harder for some people
to get sunburnt than others?
I don't know if that's truebecause everyone can get
sunburn.
No.
Yes.
Everyone.
But not over the same amount oftime.
Okay.
Or you.
Sure?
Well, the UV also makes adifference.
Yeah, but let's say.
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You.
And an African-American personsitting in the sun for the same
amount of time, they're notgoing to get sunburn.
You don't think so?
No.
That's how it works.
Because that's the whole thing.
Melanin.
Yeah.
Especially compared to you.
You know they don't get sunburntlike that actually they don't
get sunburnt.
Really.
No they can though.
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No not really.
Yes.
We're going to have to callsomebody.
Yeah.
We'll be back.
All right.
Back to our first topic.
How do you feel about tanningthough?
Do you like getting tan?
I love getting.
Tan.
Love being tan.
Tanning.
But you.
There are rules for tanning.
You don't have to be by a bodyof water.
Yes.
At least a kiddy pool.
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Yeah.
I’ll accept a kiddy pool.
You have to have some sort ofwater.
Because you need a cool off.
Park tanners.
Gross.
What the heck?
What the helliante.
What the helliante Yeah.
What the hell is a park tanner?
I don't understand, it's gross.
No.
It's terrible.
I'm like, where do you thinkyou're from?
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
How did you get here?
How did you get here?
Yeah.
I don't know.
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Hate a park tan.
Next topic.
Summer drinks.
I've been thinking about thisall day and I've been craving a
margarita.
Margarita is top tier of summerdrinks Yeah, day time really hot
out.
Yep.
Screaming cold Margarita.
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Oh, I love frozen margarita?
No.
Okay.
Pina Colada.
no.
Oh, God.
What?
Those are really popular.
Like, if you go to Cabo, you'rein the pool bar.
You're getting a pina colada.
I'm going to do it, but I'm notgoing to be like, yeah, this is
a summer official summer drink.
I'm not going to give it thestamp of approval.
You're not getting because I'mnot going.
Rita, you can have anywhere.
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Yeah, I like you’re littlecaught in the rain joke.
Okay.
Thank you.
Let that slide.
You really almost did though.
Margarita, I'll say top tiercontender, but an aperol spritz
is pretty nice, too.
Very European summer.
Yeah.
Okay.
aperol Spritz.
Margarita.
A martini at sunset.
A martini at sunset.
It's not a daytime, but it's.
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Still summer at sunset.
Does it have to be at sunset?
What if you havin oysters middayand it's perfect real nice cold
martini?
Perfect.
Is that allowed?
Yes, that's not sunset, though.
well.
A martini.
yeah.
Well, it's not a hard rule.
Well, we’re here to make thehard rules.
It's not hard and fast.
I'm gonna say, cold beer andSake very nice in the summer.
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Yes, a cold, very.
Nice in the summer.
Just a lime away.
Well, now we're talking Coronas.
I'm talking about that.
Yes.
so summer drinks.
I think Margarita is a top tiercontender.
I think summer drinks and L.A.,drinks correlate cause summer's
almost permanent in LA.
It's.
Unless it's today, which is forsome reason, raining, pouring.
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June 3rd.
Pouring rain.
Insane.
It's literallythe weirdest thing I've ever
seen.
We can't.
Get it to us.
Anyways.
Next topic.
Summer hours.
Do you like the longer days?
I love.
I like them until I just startedrunning and every morning.
And so I'm starting to feel heatin the morning because I'm
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running around
like 5 (08:02):
45.
So it starts to creep in whenit's going to be a real hot day
and I'm like, no.
I'm not.
Yes, I want my cold morning.
Leave me be.
I like a June gloom.
Yeah.
I mean I'm sure you'll getanother day or two of June
Gloom, but yeah, you're goingto get some hot.
Mornings in there.
I'm going to start getting somehot mornings.
And it's your your windows goingto matter less and less as the
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summer goes on.
It's not going to matter whattime you're running.
It's just going to be hot.
Yeah.
Yeah I love the long day thoughI always think it's like the
best part.
And that's the one thing I hateabout going into fall is when it
starts being dark at
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00.
Does it allow for more daytimedrinking in your lifestyle.
Because there's more day hours?
No.
No, because.
I don't really daytime drinkthat much.
Summer you kind of do.
I'm thinking about it.
You might be right.
That's what I'm saying.
Maybe it allows for more alcoholism.
Summer allows for morealcoholism, which we approve of.
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We do.
We're pro.
Pro are we?
Are we?
Pro day drinking?
Yeah, only in the summer.
Only in the summer, actually.
Yeah.
Where?
Where are you allowed to to daydrink?
Anywhere.
Anywhere.
Oh, a park day drinker.
Over a park.
Tanner over a park tanner.
for sure.
Okay.
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You get double points if you buypool.
Triple pointsif you're at the beach.
And is there any quadruple pointbeach abroad?
That's like a million.
A beach in Another country.
That's of a million.
Ten times.
Points.
That's a million points.
And hit that comes to.
My next topic.
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Dream summer locations.
With the Polynesian Islands.
Whoa! That's not what I wasthinking at all.
I'm thinking south of France,Amalfi coast.
Oh, that's a good Europe.
Europe.
Yeah.
I look at Europe for that.
For me, that's my, like, idealsummer vibe.
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I need to be so rich.
I want to do it so gnarly.
I want to be at the best beach.
I want to live.
at the Colosseum.
I want to be at the best of thebest on the beach.
I literally, I want to be justfinishing my aperol spritz.
And I've got such a good tabgoing I get a new one put in my
(10:23):
hand.
I don't even have to order it.
I want crazy service.
I want to go to the Amalfi Coastfor.
So I think that's my dreamsummer.
Is that your next summer.
Maybe.
I would love to do Amalfi coastin the summer.
Proper summer.
Cause we went to early.
We went in spring and I think itrained.
And it rained.
(10:44):
And it sucked and you can't,I mean, it, it didn't suck.
But we it.
Could have been a lot more.
We didn't even touch a boat.
Nope.
Yep.
How many points for a boat?
For you or for me?
Time's boat.
It's fine.
How many?
Plus 100.
Okay.
A million.
100 billion was abroad.
And then 100 for the boat.
(11:05):
But it doesn't do that much forme.
Got it.
You’re not a boat person Okay.
Hit me with the next topic.
Worst summer locations.
I have a hot take.
Lets hear it.
Florida.
Yeah.
Too humid.
Too humid anywhere humid.
Not really, I don't it doesn'tserve me much over there.
I don't need to be in Florida.
I've been to Florida two yearsin a row.
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LA for me, it has a much nicersummer energy.
Miami, Florida.
You're not doing anything forme.
Sorry.
Sorry.
That's my worst.
You have to give me one now.
San Diego.
That's a heavy bite.
Worst in the world.
Come on now.
Worst in the world.
Worst in the world.
Worst in the entire world.
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I don't know.
You wouldn't want to.
There's no.
Florida.
I already agreed with you.
All right, just hop on my train.
I will.
Who's running this ship?
You right now.
And you're sinking it.
Hit me with the next topic.
Bikini.
Oh, give me the tiniestsluttiest little thong bikini.
I'm sorry if I you if I seeyou in a tankini, I'm going to
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bully you.
I don't care what size you are.
Get out of the tankini.
Get in your slutty bikini allsummer.
I don't all sizes slutty bikinilike it.
So you're not into the tankiniconservative one?
I hate it.
No, no, no.
I can do a really slutty onepiece.
Okay.
That exists.
Okay, true.
We’ve seen it.
But a tankini Okay, I'll hityou.
(12:31):
Hit.
I will A$$aU/_T you.
A$$aU/_T Bleep that out.
Okay.
I hate a tankini.
Boys I think we need to have theshorter inseam, not the long
inseam on your board shorts orwhatever you're wearing.
I'm not for that.
Now the long inseam is comingback.
I don't know what you're talkingabout.
I know it.
Is.
(12:52):
I'm not mad at it.
You want a long.
You get, like, the big long,like Jorts style.
Yeah.
Okay.
I’ll look like I'm.
I'm Tony Hawk's Pro Skater two.
Actually, I kind of love that.
You should do that.
Yeah.
Make that a thing for my fuckingchain wallet.
on it too.
not a big Speedo fan.
No, really?
No, I'm not into it.
not your thing.
No.
Yeah.
You're American.
(13:12):
Yeah.
What about you?
Bikini rules?
Bikini?
Or, not rules.
But bikini takes.
Bikini takes.
I don't have that many hot takeson bikinis, but I like a hot
kini So, I like calling a man'sswimsuit a bikini, which is also
something I like to do.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I'll, I'll I'll sayrelease the slut release.
(13:34):
You know, release it.
Yeah.
Wear the slutty bikini.
What are your thoughts onthe other trend full Bush and a
thong?
That's not a trend.
Yes it is.
It's all over TikTok.
People talking abouthaven't seen it.
There'll be someone in a bikini.
No, no, no full bush anda thong.
No, I hate it.
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You hate it?
I'm not doing.
It.
Anti-Bush.
Anti-Bush.
Sorry.
That's the straightest thingabout me.
Okay, so it sounds like you voteconservative.
Yeah, I, I don't, but I hate abush.
I wish mine was lasered.
And I would never have to have asingle hair again.
Lasered or laser it off?
Yeah, I want a laser foreveryone.
(14:15):
So nobody has a bush.
Doctor evil with you in yourworld.
Take over mission.
My World take over mission is todelete bush.
Yeah.
All right.
Next topic.
The beach.
Overrated.
What?
No.
I love the beach.
No, I love the beach.
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I love the beach.
I love swimming in the ocean.
What's only con or what's thecon?
Is if there's, like an aftersthing, like, if
you're at the beach and youhave to go immediately to dinner
and then you're not like.
Oh, I don't mind.
I like feeling dirty at thetable.
Really?
Yeah, I, I would like a momentto at least.
I want to be a salty dogat the table.
(14:56):
I think the only issue with thebeach is, most people can't
afford to live there.
So it's always a mission to goout.
Oh, cause you don'thave the stuff.
So you got to.
Stuff.
Treck Down with all the stuff.
Treck.
And then, you know, you traffic,traffic, parking, whole thing.
That's the issue.
I want to go to the beach.
Sounds fun.
Okay.
It's raining.
Beach on a rainy day is fun.
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Sorry.
It's fine.
I like it.
You spelled fine.
Wrong.
Beach food.
Beach food is crazy becauseeveryone likes dips and I.
Like a.
Sandwich.
Yeah, I'm.
A big sandwich.
sandwich is cool.
Dips.
I feel like just get messy.
You get dip everywhere.
Chips go everywhere.
Like it's always a little moremessy than you anticipate.
(15:38):
I also like an apple.
Okay.
An apple.
That's fair.
Yeah.
Nice and crisp.
Fresh good crack on it.
Cold.
And it was in the cooler.
Maybe it.
had foil around it too.
Possibly.
I like that.
Yeah, what about you?
Food on the beach.
Tuna sandwich.
My favorite.
You grew up on that?
I grew up on it.
This is what I'm all about.
What's your favorite beachdrink?
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Corona.
or water?
Corona or water?
Yeah, I've had seltzers on thebeach a lot.
And I was gonna say I don't likecanned drinks on the beach.
Cause sand always finds a wayinto that little lip on it.
Yeah.
Canned drinks don’t work on thebeach as well as they should.
They also just don't taste thatgood.
But a bottle bottle works nice.
I'll even take a bottle of wineweirdly over a can drink like
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champagne on the beach.
Champagne on the beach is nice.
So good.
The little John's.
Little mini one.
Yeah.
Actually, that's my perfectbeach drink.
Have to say, you are missingthe point that you like
champagne on the beach.
I love champagne on the beach.
And then a beach outfit that isnot a kini Obviously.
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What is allowed?
mesh?
Mesh is allowed.
Crochets allowed.
knit's allowed.
Linens allowed.
Denim very allowed.
Okay.
Yeah, denim was very allowedon the beach.
Yes.
Got it.
What's not allowed on the beach?
Leather.
Leather.
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I think that's it.
Really, yeah.
pretty much leather.
LaTeX?
Yeah.
Hard materials.
Sticky material.
Hard and sticky.
Just how I like it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Next topic.
Skinny dipping on the beach oranywhere?
Anywhere.
Skinny dipping.
Which one do you like more?
Have I ever skinny dip in theocean?
Yes.
Yes.
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Immediately remembered.
I think ocean's more fun becauseit's like you're in the waves.
You're worried about fish?
Yeah, I'm worried about fish.
Even if I'm in the pool.
Like what?
The inside.
The helly It's called beinginsane.
That is called being insane.
I'm like, what if there'ssomething in the water
I don't know about?
I know I'm worried.
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No matter where I am, I'm not a.
Do you get worried?
A lot of people get worried.
Skinny dipping.
Yeah.
That fish are going to attackthem.
No, I don't really worry.
What are you worried about whileSkinny dipping?
Getting caught.
Yeah.
That's the best part that's athrill.
Yeah.
What about you.
As part of a very big proskinny.
dipper.
Yeah.
Yeah, that makes sense.
No one's surprised about that.
No one's surprised.
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Yeah.
What about a pool?
Skinny dip though.
It's okay.
No, I haven't had a lot ofopportunities for it.
I've made the most of the timesI've done it.
Yeah.
I mean, you really need theprivate pool situation.
Yeah.
Jacuzzi is nice.
I, I kind of disagree.
I think it needs to be arefreshing, cold experience.
What if you have both?
That's okay.
(18:28):
Right.
I don't really want to sit in aJacuzzi naked and not.
I don't know.
Not for me.
Alright, next topic.
the summertime, meal plan withsome breakfast, lunch n dinner
of your summer.
What’s a summer days perfect.
Breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Breakfast needs to be light.
Probably like a light egg.
Breakfast.
Okay.
(18:49):
Lunch.
Egg.
Lunch.
Scramble.
Yeah.
A little scrambled.
Okay.
Coffee?
Black coffee.
Okay.
Black Coffee You gotta beskinny.
Okay.
Or not?
But I would like to be skinny.
Okay.
That was for me.
You're in.
Your home too, by the.
Way.
No work.
Nothing to do that day.
great.
What I'm telling you.
Let me finish either a saladlike a Caesar salad for lunch or
(19:13):
a tuna sandwich.
I could go either way.
I agree fully.
Has to be cold.
dinner burger.
You did it right.
You really.
You did it right.
I know, summer, but whatdo you have to drink with this
lunch and dinner?
Lunch is.
See, this is.
I don't I don't know if I'm daydrinking or not.
(19:35):
So if I'm, if I'm day drinking.
If I'm having a sandwich a beer.
If I'm having a salad.
Corona.
Got it.
The beach is a lime away.
The beach is a lime away.
great ad.
if I'm having the salad maybelike a super ice cold white
(19:58):
wine.
It's been in the freezer allday.
Oh it’s crisp.
yeah.
Yeah.
You got your glasses frozen.
Yeah I like it.
Summer is all about being crisp.
Yeah which I like.
I like crispy.
Stuff.
Yeah.
So and then with dinner I couldhave a variety of drinks.
I could have the margaritawith my burger, I could have
the beer, I could have the wine.
(20:20):
Margarita or beer.
Really.
Yeah.
Like you know.
Any of it.
end of sentence.
Yeah.
I like it.
What's your perfect summer food?
Oh, breakfast burrito in themorning.
We're different.
We're different people.
Yeah black coffee.
Breakfast burrito.
Hopefully like a Mexican stylecoffee too.
Really put me in the right.
(20:41):
Put my head on straight.
Yeah.
Get your boots on the ground.
Lunch I’ll agree.
Sandwich.
Whatever sandwich you fancy.
Lunch.
no salad.
I like the bread.
All right.
I like you like carbs.
I got the carbs.
I'll agree a beer if you'regoing to go.
Or, real cold Coke.
(21:03):
Oh, yeah.
If you're going to go, you'regoing to not water.
Dinner.
I'm saying you go out to dinner.
Okay.
Sushi, saké and beer.
Fun.
Nice.
I like it.
Best summer day.
Cool.
I like that.
Next topic.
Childhood.
(21:23):
Summer.
It would always get boring bythe end.
Least for me.
Well you are, you werehistorically very busy always.
I was.
You were in.
Classes on classes.
Yeah.
I was always doing something.
So what were your summers like?
Gymnastics camp.
Dance camp.
Oh, you really went to camp?
(21:44):
Yeah.
Really?
Oh, I stayed at home.
I didn't go to like sleep away,but I did camp.
Yeah.
What do you do?
I just hung around.
Oh, you really.
Was in summer school almostevery year.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
That sucks.
Yeah.
It did.
Yeah.
That sucks.
Yeah.
Well, you know, why.
Didn't you learn in the firsttime?
Well, this sucks.
(22:04):
I'm not going to do it again.
I just wanted attention.
Probably.
Yeah.
Didn't get it.
No never worked.
Never learned.
Ugh Why isn’t it working?
Yeah.
No, the summer wasn't funfor you.
No.
And then just nothing going on.
Oh, yeah.
Did you skate a lot?
Not then well.
All right, well, that wasn't funtopic.
(22:25):
Well.
It was boring.
Yeah.
What were your camps like?
Dance camp?
Yeah.
What's that like?
I don't know, dance camps, likeI'm not.
You dance All day.
you take classes.
Did you enjoy.
It?
Yeah.
So you enjoyed.
It?
Oh my God, yeah, it wasreally fun.
And then beach on the weekend.
That's nice.
Yeah, it was really fun.
Oh, my childhood summer.
Also, we'd go beach campingevery year.
(22:46):
There we go.
Yeah.
Well, I'm not the one you'retalking to, though.
Where would you go?
To the beach.
I’m not droppin.
I'm not droppin the beach.
Okay.
I allowed to keep some things.
Okay, well, you can gatekeepthe beach, but explain why that
beach is so fun.
There's no cell service, whichis nice.
And to this day, there's no cellservice.
Little campsites, and it's justfun.
(23:07):
So, yeah, we used to go beachcamping for, like, I think
really four days probably.
That's a long time.
Yeah.
But, yeah, a lot.
what was your favorite part Ofbeach camping.
I think just being right onthe beach you wake up, you're.
Right on.
There.
Yeah.
And I and you'd swim all day.
Just swim all day.
Yeah.
(23:27):
Just getting water, food burger.
Burger burger every day.
Burger every day.
basically.
really?
You didn't cook that much?
Like no barbecue.
No.
Okay.
My parents never cooked there.
s'mores?
S'mores every night,every night.
I get up somewhere.
Right now.
You're huge in the s'mores.
I love s'mores.
Did you do a lot of familyvacations then?
Yeah.
Every summer.
(23:48):
Really?
Every summer.
Like what?
We went to Hawaii.
We went to Disneyworld.
We went.
Oh, wow.
Where else did we go?
They just did that, like TVshows?
No, like they do that.
Yeah.
Wow.
So you were like.
You.
You're going to camp.
You're on vacation somewhere.
Pretty cool.
(24:08):
Yeah.
Oh, nice.
Ohio once.
Do you miss the childhoodsummer?
No.
Okay.
Well, my family wasn't thatexciting, so it wasn't like
it was that fun.
It was just like.
me trying to get them to dostuff.
Well look at me learning aboutyou.
Yeah.
Hit me.
Next.
Topic.
I had a question.
Okay.
(24:28):
Is there such thing as summerjewelry.
Yes.
Does jewelry change for summer?
Yes.
Yes.
Describe it to me.
Jewelry gets a little more fake,like.
And plastic, but big and chunkyand silly like shells.
Like big shells are reallytrendy this summer.
Oh, I like silver shells.
Gold shells.
puka No, not like a little tinypuka.
(24:50):
Like a big, giant shell type ofthing.
Big ol shells on her.
Yeah, like lots of braceletsstacked up.
Lots of, like, lots of things.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm.
I'm understanding what you mean.
I've never been that goodat this.
So what about like.
I feel like anklets are summeranklets.
Oh.
Toe rings.
Yeah.
Lots of earrings, lots of.
(25:11):
More.
I think you gotta anklet and toering this summer.
All right.
I think that should be yoursummer goal.
All right.
That's a fun goal.
I like it.
That's all i got.
What do you have?
What are boys summeraccessories.
None.
None.
Not true.
Board shorts.
Board shorts and sandals.
Hawaiian.
Shirts and.
Hawaiian shirts.
Sandals Hawaiian shirt.
(25:31):
Yeah.
Maybe if you're, like, heavyset.
That's for a heavier crowd,usually.
Really?
Yeah.
I feel like it's just for adorkier crowd.
You don't see a lot of skinnyguys in hawaiian shirts?
No.
Do you?
No.
When's the last time you saw ahawaiian shirt?
Probably.
on my dad.
Not a skinny guy.
No, Well, I'm excited forsummer.
(25:54):
I wish it wasn’t raining.
What's your favorite summeractivity?
Vacation.
But no, but, like, an activity,like surfing, stand up
paddleboarding, hiking, runningin the warm.
I'm gonna say.
I'm going to say tanning.
Tanning might be my fav.
You can't do it in the winter.
(26:15):
Yeah, you can skate in thewinter.
Here, here, here.
Everything else you can doin the winter here.
So I'm gonna say tanning is I'mnot going to tan at all
in the winter.
No you really don't.
People do what you don't unless.
Well, I mean, unless.
It's a really hot day.
Yeah.
But I think tanning and justchilling and, like, really taken
in a lot of vitamin D.
Yeah, I like it.
(26:35):
Enjoying the nature.
Enjoying.
I think just being outside moreis my.
Big Outside.
Yeah for sure.
Yeah.
So yeah.
Cool.
That's the summer.
Episode.
That’s our slutty sinning summerepisode.
Get outside, get silly.
Get silly.
Get summer get says not sassy.
No.
don’t.
Get sassy Alright get sassy getsinister.
(26:59):
That's us.
That's our show.
And, see the next one?
Bye.
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