June 11, 2025 • 23 mins
Lock in, Demon Babies—Episode 32 is here and we’re talking all things sports. From our favorite teams and F1 racing obsessions to the sports we wish we were good at, we’re breaking it all down.
Plus: the hottest athletes, the coldest plunges, and chaotic PE class trauma.
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Welcome to another episodeof the Demon Babie Podcast.
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It's me.
Demon of Hollywood.
Fresh off the, booger sugar.
Oh..
It's gone.
And I'm sitting here withthe MVP of mid game.
make out's.
blond babie.
aka.
I Emma Nilsson.
Whoa! Mid-game makeouts.
Hello?
All right, you stop halfway.
Yeah.
I'm not going to take it allthe way.
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We're playing a game here.
Oh, man.
To win.
Whoa! I'm trying to go home, ifyou know what I'm saying.
Yeah.
You're not getting there yet.
It's not time for a home run.
Just a little quickie kissy.
Just a taste.
All righty.
And today is the sports episode.
So buckle up, buckle in, andhere we go.
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Just two athletes talking aboutsports.
Yep.
Just two professional athletestalking about sports.
You know.
Just.
Do you want to know my favoriteteam?
Sure.
USC.
Glad you’re supporting your teamso well.
Over there.
Yes.
Do you want to know my secondfavorite team?
Oh, the the Dodgers.
Is that actually.
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No.
It’s the eagles.
Fly birds fly.
Fly birds fly.
I don't know, it's a toss up forme.
Eagles and USC.
Cause like I went to USC.
And I just like the.
Birds and you like the birds.
The birds have fun spirit,but so does USC.
It's you you get.
It's either fight on and fly orit's fire.
They both have good taglines.
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I don't know, many other tagI couldn't even tell you what
other teams tagline.
I only pick teams that have agood tagline amen.
Should we get the first topic?
First topic.
Hottest athlete to be.
And we're going to split thisinto a male and female category.
So hottest athletes.
It's like by by sport type.
By sport type.
Okay I thought we were namingindividuals.
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No, we don't know.
And we don't.
Oh.
We'll start with the men.
What is.
What do you think?
I think.
Olympic divers.
They have great bodies.
Yeah.
I was going to say some type ofswimmer for sure.
Well, okay.
We can't just say some type ofswimmer.
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What kind of swimmer?
What kind of are you I feel likeMichael Phelps had a good body,
no?
Yeah.
I would say probably prettygood.
Yeah.
Won.
It was called a winners body.
It was the winners body.
So are you going with.
Well, I don't know what he didthough.
Like a swimming.
racing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Swim racing.
Okay.
And then what's your femalepick, then?
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Not that.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Like purely body type.
Like what it produces.
Not gymnasts.
Ice skaters.
Really?
Yeah.
I think you're really putting apersonal preference, though.
Isn't that this whole thing?
I guess so, I guess this isa show of opinions.
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Yeah.
But I'm gonna say track runnersno.
You're crazy.
You're crazy.
You're crazy.
You're so crazy for that.
I'm crazy for that.
No, I'm literally running amarathon half because they have
good bodies.
Literally.
You changed your whole life.
You're not on the ice tryingto fix yourself.
No, I'm not going to get onthe ice either.
Yeah, because running’s free.
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worth it.
Not you're running.
Your gym,’s expensive as F*ck.
Well I was Going there beforethe running.
What??
I started there before Yes,I did! You started running.
And then you went there.
No.
Yeah.
Not true.
You started running at Barry’s.
Okay, True.
But not.
You never ran for free?
Not for the marathon.
Okay.
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Oh, you never ran for free.
Okay, okay, okay, back to thetopic.
Ice skaters.
Ice skaters is crazy.
It's not.
I think it's crazy.
No.
Runners are taller.
Yeah, for girls you want to beshort.
Like if I was.
Oh, you're like, all models areso short.
I didn't say I wanted to bea model.
Oh, you don't well everyonewants to be a model..
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Okay.
Ooh.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait wait, wait.
Let me reposition then.
What?
What female sport would mostlikely be able to transition to
modeling?
The easiest.
Probably running.
I would say running or I don'tknow.
I mean, because they're allprofessional athletes.
They're all in great.
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Volleyball.
Volleyball is pretty good.
Everyone's tall.
Everyone's tall, and.
They're all fit.
They're all athletes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Shot put.
No.
All right.
Oh, well, some people likedifferent kind of kind of model.
That's what I'm saying.
So we're saying.
Yes.
You can't say no to ice skaters.
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I didn't say no ice skaters.
I just you did for me, it’sa no.
Next topic.
What sport do you refuse toplay?
Like you couldn't even.
$10,000 direct deposit rightin your account if you played
it.
No way.
No chance.
Football.
Football.
You couldn’t play football?
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I could not play football.
You think I could play football?
I'm saying not at a professionallevel.
Like at all I said football'sand rugby.
Rugby?
I think rugby might be mine.
It wouldn't be worth ten Kbecause I'd definitely break an
ankle.
I would get so hurt.
You would get fucked up.
I think you could do football.
There's a lingerie league youcould play.
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My friend's sister played in it.
I got, I You got the plug.
I can get of you.
If it's.
Why am I just hearing about.
This.
I don't know.
Well, that's why we talk on thepod.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
My friend's sister was in the,LF L.
Lingerie football League.
LFL.
LFL.
that's crazy.
Yeah.
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You want me to play in that?
Yeah.
You're an athlete now.
You're runner.
You're strong.
What would my position be?
What would your position be?
I don't know.
I don't know football positions.
Yes you Do you have the widereceivers that catch the ball?
You have the tight ends that canblock or catch the ball.
You have the center.
I don't think you're big enoughto be offensive line.
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I'm pretty big.
Yeah Oh yeah.
You're juiced.
You’re not that fast either,which is a problem.
It's why I would be bad atfootball.
You would be bad.
And I'm not good at catching.
I wouldn't want the ball flyingat me.
I wouldn't want the girl flyingyour nails.
I can't.
Hey, you might want the girlflying at you it’s a lingerie
football league.
It's not bad looking, at least.
Oh my.
God.
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All right, all right.
Next topic.
Thank you.
Were you good or bad kid in PE.
Bad.
I always had an injury.
Really?
Once I hit middle school.
Did you.
Actually.
Or did you like.
No.
I tore the ligaments in myankles.
I was in boots.
Yes, I had real injuries.
Okay.
But okay.
Not actually non Injury.
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How were you?
I was good.
You had participated.
Yeah.
That's all it is?
Yeah, I participated.
I loved PE.
It was fun.
You got to be outside for anhour.
Yeah, I was a big PE fan.
Yeah, I was too.
I always liked to do.
You would do PE basketball.
I liked playing basketballa lot.
PE basketball?
Yeah.
Really?
I was like basketball duringlunch a lot of times.
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Yeah I read what.
Really middle school.
You played basketball at lunch.
And you know in elementaryschool I played handball.
Well everybody that was the M.O.
for that elementary school.
Elementary school was a big.
Handball school.
It was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No one played soccer.
No.
Played kickball.
People played handball.
I like kickball, though kickballis fun still.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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What was your sport for P.E.?
Oh, Badminton was sick in PE.
Are you kidding me?
Badminton?
Badminton.
Yeah, it is awesome.
Do you remember when they had usplay, Frisbee?
One called Frisbee golf?
No.
They didn’t have us play frisbeegolf.
They has us play ultimatefrisbee.
I didn't play.
Oh, they didn't do thatyour year?
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No, badminton was aw Badmintonis awesome.
I won’t take that slander and,dodgeball.
Huge dodgeball day.
was so.
Bad?
A huge fan of dodgeball.
It's, you know, really separatesthe class.
Yeah, it really put me in mythe strong.
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Yeah, I was good at dodging.
Like I could stay in the classfor a very long time, but then
I would be, like, one of thelast three, and I could never
catch or throw the ball.
So I just f*cked the team.
Oh.
You're just dead weight.
Yeah, pretty much all right.
I wouldn't nailed you with adodgeball.
Rude.
well I played to win the nexttopic.
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Best fan base.
I think we already covered it.
Eagles.
Eagles.
Fly birds Fly.
Kawww Get up there! Yeah!Eagles.
And, USC fans.
I don't USC is that good of afanbase anymore.
Ever.
Rude compared to the Eagles?
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No, but I'm saying for.
College, I'm saying in theworld.
Eagles soccer fans are prettycrazy.
Yeah, but I don't know.
Soccer fans.
I don't know that muchabout that.
So I'm going to I'm going to letthem soccer.
Fans sound off.
Who's the best soccer teamfanbase?
Have let them have their pick.
But in my life, the Eagles havethe best fanbase.
I love them.
And I've heard the Oilers havegood fans.
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That's what I've heard theselast like two days.
Two days.
I learned a lot about the Oilerslast two days.
Well, they're in the playoffs.
All right.
Playoffs.
PLAYOFFS.
next topic?
Best stadium food Can my stadiumfood be outside the stadium.
No.
You have to buy it inthe stadium.
I already know you're outsidethe stadium pick is.
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so give me your inside thestadium pick.
I don't know if I've ever eateninside the stadium.
Yes.
You have.
hotdog.
Okay.
Hotdog.
Dodger dog.
Dodger dog.
Dodger dog.
The best.
I don't.
Know.
Popcorn.
What else is there?
Nachos.
No.
burger, no wings.
No.
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That's inside.
That's it.
We're running out of thingsBeer.
No.
Michelada.
No.
Margarita?
No.
Popcorns.
Your favorite cotton candy?
No.
Popcorn popcorn.
You.
I'm going to say hot dogs.
By far the best, but there'sgoing to be an honorable mention
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to nachos.
They're always better than Iexpected.
I'm always happy.
All right.
Yeah.
Outside the stadium, though,is an LA Dog.
Yeah, an LA dog is the best hotdog.
And one of the best things ever.
It's the best thing in theworld.
It's Michelin starred.
Yeah, it's the best.
Yeah.
We love our, L.A.
dog.
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Lifestyle.
Yeah, we love dog vendors.
God I could not think of thatword.
My brain just.
Senorita’s Glitching.
We love our L.A.
dog.
Senorita’s.
they slay.
All right, next topic.
Do you think if sports were morelike reality TV you’d watch,
them more and you’d get moreinto them?
Yes, and that's why I'mwatching.
More of the docu docu seriesis on all the different sports,
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and it's mostly on racing.
So I'm big into racing rightnow.
race chick real race chick rightnow.
Real Talladega Nights babe overhere.
Yeah.
I love all of the,Documentaries.
Do you want them mic’d upevery game?
Yes.
That's one thing I'm gettingannoyed about.
I feel like the crew has toomuch control over what is being
said and shown you.
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want reality TV style.
Everyone's mic’d up.
everyone's.
mic’d up at all times, and Iwant it to be more shown of the
drama that's happening.
Not just.
And this is who won this race.
And then they went to this raceand they had these points.
No I want to know the drama.
I mean, I want to see thefights.
I think everybody would lovethat.
They would be more entertaining.
They'd get more views.
I think this is it, lessrespectable.
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Yeah.
I think that's what it is.
But that's.
Probably where they, they stopit.
You know, but they get moremoney, they get more views.
But they need to stayrespectable.
Do they?
Yes.
We literally saw in the openingclip we were watching one on
NASCAR yesterday.
The guys known to get in fightsand it looks like with
his own crew it was crazy.
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No, it was not with his owncrew.
Well, it looked like it becausethey were all in the yellow
shirts.
Very funny.
Yeah.
Oh.
Next topic.
Yes.
Hit me with it again next topic.
No hit me with it.
Give me a good one.
next topic.
That's much better.
Yeah.
In which sport do you wishthe other one of us was
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professional at Oh! I wish youwere an F1 driver.
It looks fun.
Okay.
Yeah, I what, do you wish I wasprofessional?
I wish you were snowboarder.
Yeah, I wish I was too.
Yeah.
Good travel.
If I had started younger, Iprobably could have been.
Okay, so it starts everybody.
Everybody says this.
Everybody says this.
Yeah.
Yeah okay.
Bandwagon.
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Bandwagon it up.
Period.
Yeah I wish I was professionalsnowboarder.
I wish that for myself too.
Okay.
What do you wish you wereprofessional at?
I would take F1.
That's a pretty good check.
Yeah.
Yeah that's a cool one.
Yeah.
That's pretty hot guy stuff.
Yeah.
And that’d be a good one foryou.
next topic.
Best dressed sport whileplaying.
While doing it.
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Best uniform.
Best gear best.
What is the best.
Am I tripling down and saying F1again I like there's a race
suit.
The race suit.
Really you're tripling down I'm.
tripling down cause I might do arace suit for Halloween
this year.
Well we both would be F1drivers.
Yeah.
I'm not going to leave youthere.
Would you.
What team would you do.
Would we do different teams.
Yeah.
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We’re not teammates.
We’re competing.
Yeah I pick Ferrari.
You can't pick Ferrari I wantFerrari I call dibs I’m Italian.
Fine.
I'm Red bull I'm winning.
That's fine.
Okay.
All right.
Next topic.
Wait, what do you think isthe best dress?
Snowboarding.
That's second.
Best gear.
Gear?
Yeah.
I like all the style that theyget to pick for their own gear.
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Yeah.
Especially, especially whenit comes to the knuckle huck.
They get so silly and they evendo their gear up more for that
specific event.
Like this is the vibe.
This is the silliness I'mlooking for.
Yeah.
Stylish.
Yeah.
Not skiing no.
no.
Sorry, losers.
Next topic.
What sport do you think givesthe freakiest people or the
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biggest freaks?
What sport are they leaninginto?
Roller derby.
A1 answer thank you, RollerDerby.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
Roller Derby's getting some realfreaks out there.
You don't do that unless youhave some kind of credit card
with a Bdsm figure on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've gotsome.
BDSM that I can't even bringanything up that you nailed it
out of the park.
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Thank you.
Roller Derby.
Roller derby.
They've got the craziestoutfits.
Names, craziest names, craziestlifestyle.
Yeah, I mean, Roller Derby, youreally nailed it.
they.
Get down and dirty.
I'll say.
Next topic is ice bath a kink?
No, I don't think so.
I don't know the way people arereacting to their ice baths.
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You think they're like havinglike micro orgasms?
They might be at this.
At this point, the dedicationthey have to be.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, it's supposed to be likegood for burning fat, but.
Okay.
I don't know.
I, I'm trying to think if I'veever truly done an ice bath.
Mean, it hurts.
It hurts.
But you.
Like it.
But you get a head high.
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But you like it, though?
Little freak.
Yeah, ice baths.
I don't know.
Have you done one?
No.
Like, truly.
No truly.
I've done, like a cold plungein the ocean.
But that's not an ice bath.
No, I've never done true icebaths.
So maybe, you know, unleash mykink on that and try it again.
Maybe try it sometime.
Maybe you've got some, like,hidden kinks.
You need to go discover.
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My ice bath.
kinks.
Well people like to getelectrocuted.
What's the difference between,like, ice mean?
That's actually such a solidpoint.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, maybe it's like a painkink.
It's.
That's what I'm saying.
It's.
Is it a type of BDSM like that?
Oh, there's ice play.
I'm sure.
Is there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, this is definitely right.
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This is something.
No one's labeling it as a kink.
They're calling it recovery whenit's definitely a kink.
But that's also why I don't likewhen people do it in public.
And why that's weird.
I don't want to be in you'reweird ice water There you go.
I don't know what's come off ofyou.
or what’s coming out of you.
Yeah.
If you get too excited! Anyways,next topic.
What sport needs a rebrand?
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Surfing.
you think?
No they don't no because theirbrand is too good.
That's my point.
Yeah, they don't need a rebrand.
Skating.
Why?
Because everyone thinks they’remean.
you No one thinks skaters aremean or mean anymore.
Anymore.
Okay, fine.
What sport do you think needs arebrand?
Bowling.
Bowling is fucking sick.
And they need to cool balls, badass shoes, better outfits.
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Bowling is there to play.
You can skull some brews.
You can do it at any level.
Bowling is there for everybody.
Bowling is sick.
Bowling is pretty fun.
A cool bowling ball would gohard.
Yeah, yeah.
I agree with that.
Cool shoes already.
You get to have specialty shoesjust for it.
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true.
And they can be crazy colors.
It's kind of.
So if you were going to changethe outfit though, would you
keep it to be like the khakisand the button ups, or would you
fully change it?
No, we're doing a full rebrand.
Yeah.
So what's your rebrand then?
Matters on How you who you are.
You're a personal star.
in bowling.
You are you.
me.
You're yourself.
Punk cowboy vibe punk, cowboyrock star.
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I'm going to have, like,specialty bowling shoes that are
also look like cowboy bootsOkay.
Black pants, chain wallet.
I'll probably stick to a buttonup, but it's gonna be like a
Western long sleeve button up.
Studs on it and stuff.
Studs on it and stuff.
Black ball, skull on it.
Mhm.
Or with like a studded bowlingball bag You gotta have a bag.
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That's what I'm saying.
A bad ass bag with it.
Why aren't you a bowler.
Have we even ever going tobowling together.
No you don't want to go bowlingwith me because you have those
nails on you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bowling.
I'm not good at bowling.
Bowling rebrand is mine.
Give me yours.
I tried you didn't like mine.
That's true.
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Next topic.
What's sport do you thinkif you told a stranger
you played a sport,what do you think you give off?
Oh, what do I give off?
Yeah.
What is your vibe?
Oh, I don't think Igive off any sport.
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But you told them youplay a sport and then they start
they’re guessing.
you're at a bar like, oh,I play a sport.
I think I might give tennis.
Tennis?
No, I don't give tennis.
You could give tennis.
I think I can.
I could see you pulling tennis.
Yeah, yeah.
That's not a bad Can I playtennis?
No.
God, no.
You're the worst.
The worst.
But they don't know that.
Maybe you should retry tennis.
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I think I should, because I.
Do look so tennis now.
Yeah.
When you look, I think I’d havefun playing tennis.
Yeah.
Outside.
Ol Back forth.
I want to try tennis! What dothey drink when they play
tennis?
They don't drink water.
They don't.
Drink after.
They drink after.
That's what you're missing.
They’re at the courts.
I don't know, what do they drinkafter?
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Champagne, wine.
Stuff like that.
Oh, I should play tennis.
There you go! Missing out.
You're missing out on properProper fun.
Proper fun?
Yeah.
All right.
What about you?
I think I look like askateboarder Still?
Yeah, you don’t?
I didn't like that still.
Well, you always have lookedlike a skateboarder.
Yeah, well, people used to thinkI look like a boxer, but I don't
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think.
You know, I've never agreed withthat.
I don't think I look like aboxer.
I don't think.
I like that lore though.
I’ll take it.
it's good, lore.
I think I look like a properskater.
People think that skateboard.
Usually you look like.
Yeah, yeah.
I think you still look likethat.
Nice.
Okay.
All right.
Next topic.
Last Topic.
Oh, and last topic.
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What's the weirdest thingyou associate with victory?
The weirdest or somethingyou associate.
Most interesting thing youassociate with victory.
I just think of celebratinglike, okay.
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Yeah, let's do it.
Let's go over.
And get gets to go out andparty.
Now we.
finally won.
But if you lose, you don't.
Get to party.
what's the kind of partyfor a victory I don't know okay.
Well maybe some bar like.
So you know about.
My favorite thing because I.
alway I do is watch f1 is whenthey have giant champagne
bottles and they go.
Boom.
Oh, I want to do that.
Well, you want to win somethingand do that.
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You need to win something andmake it worth it.
Yeah.
What's the weirdest thingyou associated with victory?
Oh, weirdest.
I think first thing comes tomind, like an orgasm.
You come when you win.
Now making someone come isvictory that mean.
No, not because I won myvictory.
Is that oh.
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I won.
Okay, that's really weird.
Well, ChatGPT asked me thatquestion and I was like, well,
that was the weirdest thing Iassociate with that.
That's so wild.
Why?
It's not at all what I thoughtyou would say or had to do with
anything we were talking about.
Victory is just a topic ofsport.
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Yeah, but orgasms aren't.
You're not playing the rightsports.
Yeah, clearly.
That's crazy.
Well, that's all my topics.
All right.
Do you have anything doI Have anything to add.
what's your favorite sport towatch?
Football.
Football?
Yeah.
Well.
Extreme sports.
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Skiing.
Snowboarding.
Football, football.
Okay.
Yeah.
Nice.
My least favorite is cricket.
I don't know how that works.
I can't watch cricket becausethere’s 80 people on a team.
I can't do it.
I'd like to know more aboutpolo.
Don't know what's going on thereeither.
That's just like horses.
I know I like them.
you like horses.
All right.
They're fun.
Okay.
Horse girl.
Ew.
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Yeah.
Sorry.
You're with me.
Horse Girl.
giving him the ick.
Alright well I think that's ourepisode then.
All right, sign us off.
Well, that's it for Demon BabieEpisode 32.
This sports episode, that wasnot a victory for me.
And he was so embarrassed of mysign off.
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But it is what it is.
So we will catch you next week.
What?
Who are we?
I wasn't ready to go.
Okay.
Like, subscribe.
Comment.
Yeah.
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Welcome to another episodeof the Demon Babie Podcast.
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It's me.
Demon of Hollywood.
Fresh off the, booger sugar.
Oh..
It's gone.
And I'm sitting here withthe MVP of mid game.
make out's.
blond babie.
aka.
I Emma Nilsson.
Whoa! Mid-game makeouts.
Hello?
All right, you stop halfway.
Yeah.
I'm not going to take it allthe way.
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We're playing a game here.
Oh, man.
To win.
Whoa! I'm trying to go home, ifyou know what I'm saying.
Yeah.
You're not getting there yet.
It's not time for a home run.
Just a little quickie kissy.
Just a taste.
All righty.
And today is the sports episode.
So buckle up, buckle in, andhere we go.
(00:51):
Just two athletes talking aboutsports.
Yep.
Just two professional athletestalking about sports.
You know.
Just.
Do you want to know my favoriteteam?
Sure.
USC.
Glad you’re supporting your teamso well.
Over there.
Yes.
Do you want to know my secondfavorite team?
Oh, the the Dodgers.
Is that actually.
(01:12):
No.
It’s the eagles.
Fly birds fly.
Fly birds fly.
I don't know, it's a toss up forme.
Eagles and USC.
Cause like I went to USC.
And I just like the.
Birds and you like the birds.
The birds have fun spirit,but so does USC.
It's you you get.
It's either fight on and fly orit's fire.
They both have good taglines.
(01:33):
I don't know, many other tagI couldn't even tell you what
other teams tagline.
I only pick teams that have agood tagline amen.
Should we get the first topic?
First topic.
Hottest athlete to be.
And we're going to split thisinto a male and female category.
So hottest athletes.
It's like by by sport type.
By sport type.
Okay I thought we were namingindividuals.
(01:55):
No, we don't know.
And we don't.
Oh.
We'll start with the men.
What is.
What do you think?
I think.
Olympic divers.
They have great bodies.
Yeah.
I was going to say some type ofswimmer for sure.
Well, okay.
We can't just say some type ofswimmer.
(02:15):
What kind of swimmer?
What kind of are you I feel likeMichael Phelps had a good body,
no?
Yeah.
I would say probably prettygood.
Yeah.
Won.
It was called a winners body.
It was the winners body.
So are you going with.
Well, I don't know what he didthough.
Like a swimming.
racing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Swim racing.
Okay.
And then what's your femalepick, then?
(02:37):
Not that.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Like purely body type.
Like what it produces.
Not gymnasts.
Ice skaters.
Really?
Yeah.
I think you're really putting apersonal preference, though.
Isn't that this whole thing?
I guess so, I guess this isa show of opinions.
(03:00):
Yeah.
But I'm gonna say track runnersno.
You're crazy.
You're crazy.
You're crazy.
You're so crazy for that.
I'm crazy for that.
No, I'm literally running amarathon half because they have
good bodies.
Literally.
You changed your whole life.
You're not on the ice tryingto fix yourself.
No, I'm not going to get onthe ice either.
Yeah, because running’s free.
(03:21):
worth it.
Not you're running.
Your gym,’s expensive as F*ck.
Well I was Going there beforethe running.
What??
I started there before Yes,I did! You started running.
And then you went there.
No.
Yeah.
Not true.
You started running at Barry’s.
Okay, True.
But not.
You never ran for free?
Not for the marathon.
Okay.
(03:41):
Oh, you never ran for free.
Okay, okay, okay, back to thetopic.
Ice skaters.
Ice skaters is crazy.
It's not.
I think it's crazy.
No.
Runners are taller.
Yeah, for girls you want to beshort.
Like if I was.
Oh, you're like, all models areso short.
I didn't say I wanted to bea model.
Oh, you don't well everyonewants to be a model..
(04:03):
Okay.
Ooh.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait wait, wait.
Let me reposition then.
What?
What female sport would mostlikely be able to transition to
modeling?
The easiest.
Probably running.
I would say running or I don'tknow.
I mean, because they're allprofessional athletes.
They're all in great.
(04:24):
Volleyball.
Volleyball is pretty good.
Everyone's tall.
Everyone's tall, and.
They're all fit.
They're all athletes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Shot put.
No.
All right.
Oh, well, some people likedifferent kind of kind of model.
That's what I'm saying.
So we're saying.
Yes.
You can't say no to ice skaters.
(04:45):
I didn't say no ice skaters.
I just you did for me, it’sa no.
Next topic.
What sport do you refuse toplay?
Like you couldn't even.
$10,000 direct deposit rightin your account if you played
it.
No way.
No chance.
Football.
Football.
You couldn’t play football?
(05:06):
I could not play football.
You think I could play football?
I'm saying not at a professionallevel.
Like at all I said football'sand rugby.
Rugby?
I think rugby might be mine.
It wouldn't be worth ten Kbecause I'd definitely break an
ankle.
I would get so hurt.
You would get fucked up.
I think you could do football.
There's a lingerie league youcould play.
(05:28):
My friend's sister played in it.
I got, I You got the plug.
I can get of you.
If it's.
Why am I just hearing about.
This.
I don't know.
Well, that's why we talk on thepod.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
My friend's sister was in the,LF L.
Lingerie football League.
LFL.
LFL.
that's crazy.
Yeah.
(05:48):
You want me to play in that?
Yeah.
You're an athlete now.
You're runner.
You're strong.
What would my position be?
What would your position be?
I don't know.
I don't know football positions.
Yes you Do you have the widereceivers that catch the ball?
You have the tight ends that canblock or catch the ball.
You have the center.
I don't think you're big enoughto be offensive line.
(06:08):
I'm pretty big.
Yeah Oh yeah.
You're juiced.
You’re not that fast either,which is a problem.
It's why I would be bad atfootball.
You would be bad.
And I'm not good at catching.
I wouldn't want the ball flyingat me.
I wouldn't want the girl flyingyour nails.
I can't.
Hey, you might want the girlflying at you it’s a lingerie
football league.
It's not bad looking, at least.
Oh my.
God.
(06:28):
All right, all right.
Next topic.
Thank you.
Were you good or bad kid in PE.
Bad.
I always had an injury.
Really?
Once I hit middle school.
Did you.
Actually.
Or did you like.
No.
I tore the ligaments in myankles.
I was in boots.
Yes, I had real injuries.
Okay.
But okay.
Not actually non Injury.
(06:49):
How were you?
I was good.
You had participated.
Yeah.
That's all it is?
Yeah, I participated.
I loved PE.
It was fun.
You got to be outside for anhour.
Yeah, I was a big PE fan.
Yeah, I was too.
I always liked to do.
You would do PE basketball.
I liked playing basketballa lot.
PE basketball?
Yeah.
Really?
I was like basketball duringlunch a lot of times.
(07:11):
Yeah I read what.
Really middle school.
You played basketball at lunch.
And you know in elementaryschool I played handball.
Well everybody that was the M.O.
for that elementary school.
Elementary school was a big.
Handball school.
It was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No one played soccer.
No.
Played kickball.
People played handball.
I like kickball, though kickballis fun still.
Yeah.
Yeah.
(07:32):
What was your sport for P.E.?
Oh, Badminton was sick in PE.
Are you kidding me?
Badminton?
Badminton.
Yeah, it is awesome.
Do you remember when they had usplay, Frisbee?
One called Frisbee golf?
No.
They didn’t have us play frisbeegolf.
They has us play ultimatefrisbee.
I didn't play.
Oh, they didn't do thatyour year?
(07:52):
No, badminton was aw Badmintonis awesome.
I won’t take that slander and,dodgeball.
Huge dodgeball day.
was so.
Bad?
A huge fan of dodgeball.
It's, you know, really separatesthe class.
Yeah, it really put me in mythe strong.
(08:15):
Yeah, I was good at dodging.
Like I could stay in the classfor a very long time, but then
I would be, like, one of thelast three, and I could never
catch or throw the ball.
So I just f*cked the team.
Oh.
You're just dead weight.
Yeah, pretty much all right.
I wouldn't nailed you with adodgeball.
Rude.
well I played to win the nexttopic.
(08:35):
Best fan base.
I think we already covered it.
Eagles.
Eagles.
Fly birds Fly.
Kawww Get up there! Yeah!Eagles.
And, USC fans.
I don't USC is that good of afanbase anymore.
Ever.
Rude compared to the Eagles?
(08:55):
No, but I'm saying for.
College, I'm saying in theworld.
Eagles soccer fans are prettycrazy.
Yeah, but I don't know.
Soccer fans.
I don't know that muchabout that.
So I'm going to I'm going to letthem soccer.
Fans sound off.
Who's the best soccer teamfanbase?
Have let them have their pick.
But in my life, the Eagles havethe best fanbase.
I love them.
And I've heard the Oilers havegood fans.
(09:17):
That's what I've heard theselast like two days.
Two days.
I learned a lot about the Oilerslast two days.
Well, they're in the playoffs.
All right.
Playoffs.
PLAYOFFS.
next topic?
Best stadium food Can my stadiumfood be outside the stadium.
No.
You have to buy it inthe stadium.
I already know you're outsidethe stadium pick is.
(09:38):
so give me your inside thestadium pick.
I don't know if I've ever eateninside the stadium.
Yes.
You have.
hotdog.
Okay.
Hotdog.
Dodger dog.
Dodger dog.
Dodger dog.
The best.
I don't.
Know.
Popcorn.
What else is there?
Nachos.
No.
burger, no wings.
No.
(09:59):
That's inside.
That's it.
We're running out of thingsBeer.
No.
Michelada.
No.
Margarita?
No.
Popcorns.
Your favorite cotton candy?
No.
Popcorn popcorn.
You.
I'm going to say hot dogs.
By far the best, but there'sgoing to be an honorable mention
(10:20):
to nachos.
They're always better than Iexpected.
I'm always happy.
All right.
Yeah.
Outside the stadium, though,is an LA Dog.
Yeah, an LA dog is the best hotdog.
And one of the best things ever.
It's the best thing in theworld.
It's Michelin starred.
Yeah, it's the best.
Yeah.
We love our, L.A.
dog.
(10:41):
Lifestyle.
Yeah, we love dog vendors.
God I could not think of thatword.
My brain just.
Senorita’s Glitching.
We love our L.A.
dog.
Senorita’s.
they slay.
All right, next topic.
Do you think if sports were morelike reality TV you’d watch,
them more and you’d get moreinto them?
Yes, and that's why I'mwatching.
More of the docu docu seriesis on all the different sports,
(11:02):
and it's mostly on racing.
So I'm big into racing rightnow.
race chick real race chick rightnow.
Real Talladega Nights babe overhere.
Yeah.
I love all of the,Documentaries.
Do you want them mic’d upevery game?
Yes.
That's one thing I'm gettingannoyed about.
I feel like the crew has toomuch control over what is being
said and shown you.
(11:24):
want reality TV style.
Everyone's mic’d up.
everyone's.
mic’d up at all times, and Iwant it to be more shown of the
drama that's happening.
Not just.
And this is who won this race.
And then they went to this raceand they had these points.
No I want to know the drama.
I mean, I want to see thefights.
I think everybody would lovethat.
They would be more entertaining.
They'd get more views.
I think this is it, lessrespectable.
(11:44):
Yeah.
I think that's what it is.
But that's.
Probably where they, they stopit.
You know, but they get moremoney, they get more views.
But they need to stayrespectable.
Do they?
Yes.
We literally saw in the openingclip we were watching one on
NASCAR yesterday.
The guys known to get in fightsand it looks like with
his own crew it was crazy.
(12:05):
No, it was not with his owncrew.
Well, it looked like it becausethey were all in the yellow
shirts.
Very funny.
Yeah.
Oh.
Next topic.
Yes.
Hit me with it again next topic.
No hit me with it.
Give me a good one.
next topic.
That's much better.
Yeah.
In which sport do you wishthe other one of us was
(12:27):
professional at Oh! I wish youwere an F1 driver.
It looks fun.
Okay.
Yeah, I what, do you wish I wasprofessional?
I wish you were snowboarder.
Yeah, I wish I was too.
Yeah.
Good travel.
If I had started younger, Iprobably could have been.
Okay, so it starts everybody.
Everybody says this.
Everybody says this.
Yeah.
Yeah okay.
Bandwagon.
(12:48):
Bandwagon it up.
Period.
Yeah I wish I was professionalsnowboarder.
I wish that for myself too.
Okay.
What do you wish you wereprofessional at?
I would take F1.
That's a pretty good check.
Yeah.
Yeah that's a cool one.
Yeah.
That's pretty hot guy stuff.
Yeah.
And that’d be a good one foryou.
next topic.
Best dressed sport whileplaying.
While doing it.
(13:08):
Best uniform.
Best gear best.
What is the best.
Am I tripling down and saying F1again I like there's a race
suit.
The race suit.
Really you're tripling down I'm.
tripling down cause I might do arace suit for Halloween
this year.
Well we both would be F1drivers.
Yeah.
I'm not going to leave youthere.
Would you.
What team would you do.
Would we do different teams.
Yeah.
(13:29):
We’re not teammates.
We’re competing.
Yeah I pick Ferrari.
You can't pick Ferrari I wantFerrari I call dibs I’m Italian.
Fine.
I'm Red bull I'm winning.
That's fine.
Okay.
All right.
Next topic.
Wait, what do you think isthe best dress?
Snowboarding.
That's second.
Best gear.
Gear?
Yeah.
I like all the style that theyget to pick for their own gear.
(13:52):
Yeah.
Especially, especially whenit comes to the knuckle huck.
They get so silly and they evendo their gear up more for that
specific event.
Like this is the vibe.
This is the silliness I'mlooking for.
Yeah.
Stylish.
Yeah.
Not skiing no.
no.
Sorry, losers.
Next topic.
What sport do you think givesthe freakiest people or the
(14:17):
biggest freaks?
What sport are they leaninginto?
Roller derby.
A1 answer thank you, RollerDerby.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
Roller Derby's getting some realfreaks out there.
You don't do that unless youhave some kind of credit card
with a Bdsm figure on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've gotsome.
BDSM that I can't even bringanything up that you nailed it
out of the park.
(14:37):
Thank you.
Roller Derby.
Roller derby.
They've got the craziestoutfits.
Names, craziest names, craziestlifestyle.
Yeah, I mean, Roller Derby, youreally nailed it.
they.
Get down and dirty.
I'll say.
Next topic is ice bath a kink?
No, I don't think so.
I don't know the way people arereacting to their ice baths.
(15:01):
You think they're like havinglike micro orgasms?
They might be at this.
At this point, the dedicationthey have to be.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, it's supposed to be likegood for burning fat, but.
Okay.
I don't know.
I, I'm trying to think if I'veever truly done an ice bath.
Mean, it hurts.
It hurts.
But you.
Like it.
But you get a head high.
(15:21):
But you like it, though?
Little freak.
Yeah, ice baths.
I don't know.
Have you done one?
No.
Like, truly.
No truly.
I've done, like a cold plungein the ocean.
But that's not an ice bath.
No, I've never done true icebaths.
So maybe, you know, unleash mykink on that and try it again.
Maybe try it sometime.
Maybe you've got some, like,hidden kinks.
You need to go discover.
(15:42):
My ice bath.
kinks.
Well people like to getelectrocuted.
What's the difference between,like, ice mean?
That's actually such a solidpoint.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, maybe it's like a painkink.
It's.
That's what I'm saying.
It's.
Is it a type of BDSM like that?
Oh, there's ice play.
I'm sure.
Is there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, this is definitely right.
(16:03):
This is something.
No one's labeling it as a kink.
They're calling it recovery whenit's definitely a kink.
But that's also why I don't likewhen people do it in public.
And why that's weird.
I don't want to be in you'reweird ice water There you go.
I don't know what's come off ofyou.
or what’s coming out of you.
Yeah.
If you get too excited! Anyways,next topic.
What sport needs a rebrand?
(16:28):
Surfing.
you think?
No they don't no because theirbrand is too good.
That's my point.
Yeah, they don't need a rebrand.
Skating.
Why?
Because everyone thinks they’remean.
you No one thinks skaters aremean or mean anymore.
Anymore.
Okay, fine.
What sport do you think needs arebrand?
Bowling.
Bowling is fucking sick.
And they need to cool balls, badass shoes, better outfits.
(16:52):
Bowling is there to play.
You can skull some brews.
You can do it at any level.
Bowling is there for everybody.
Bowling is sick.
Bowling is pretty fun.
A cool bowling ball would gohard.
Yeah, yeah.
I agree with that.
Cool shoes already.
You get to have specialty shoesjust for it.
(17:14):
true.
And they can be crazy colors.
It's kind of.
So if you were going to changethe outfit though, would you
keep it to be like the khakisand the button ups, or would you
fully change it?
No, we're doing a full rebrand.
Yeah.
So what's your rebrand then?
Matters on How you who you are.
You're a personal star.
in bowling.
You are you.
me.
You're yourself.
Punk cowboy vibe punk, cowboyrock star.
(17:36):
I'm going to have, like,specialty bowling shoes that are
also look like cowboy bootsOkay.
Black pants, chain wallet.
I'll probably stick to a buttonup, but it's gonna be like a
Western long sleeve button up.
Studs on it and stuff.
Studs on it and stuff.
Black ball, skull on it.
Mhm.
Or with like a studded bowlingball bag You gotta have a bag.
(17:58):
That's what I'm saying.
A bad ass bag with it.
Why aren't you a bowler.
Have we even ever going tobowling together.
No you don't want to go bowlingwith me because you have those
nails on you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bowling.
I'm not good at bowling.
Bowling rebrand is mine.
Give me yours.
I tried you didn't like mine.
That's true.
(18:19):
Next topic.
What's sport do you thinkif you told a stranger
you played a sport,what do you think you give off?
Oh, what do I give off?
Yeah.
What is your vibe?
Oh, I don't think Igive off any sport.
(18:39):
But you told them youplay a sport and then they start
they’re guessing.
you're at a bar like, oh,I play a sport.
I think I might give tennis.
Tennis?
No, I don't give tennis.
You could give tennis.
I think I can.
I could see you pulling tennis.
Yeah, yeah.
That's not a bad Can I playtennis?
No.
God, no.
You're the worst.
The worst.
But they don't know that.
Maybe you should retry tennis.
(19:01):
I think I should, because I.
Do look so tennis now.
Yeah.
When you look, I think I’d havefun playing tennis.
Yeah.
Outside.
Ol Back forth.
I want to try tennis! What dothey drink when they play
tennis?
They don't drink water.
They don't.
Drink after.
They drink after.
That's what you're missing.
They’re at the courts.
I don't know, what do they drinkafter?
(19:27):
Champagne, wine.
Stuff like that.
Oh, I should play tennis.
There you go! Missing out.
You're missing out on properProper fun.
Proper fun?
Yeah.
All right.
What about you?
I think I look like askateboarder Still?
Yeah, you don’t?
I didn't like that still.
Well, you always have lookedlike a skateboarder.
Yeah, well, people used to thinkI look like a boxer, but I don't
(19:49):
think.
You know, I've never agreed withthat.
I don't think I look like aboxer.
I don't think.
I like that lore though.
I’ll take it.
it's good, lore.
I think I look like a properskater.
People think that skateboard.
Usually you look like.
Yeah, yeah.
I think you still look likethat.
Nice.
Okay.
All right.
Next topic.
Last Topic.
Oh, and last topic.
(20:10):
What's the weirdest thingyou associate with victory?
The weirdest or somethingyou associate.
Most interesting thing youassociate with victory.
I just think of celebratinglike, okay.
(20:32):
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's go over.
And get gets to go out andparty.
Now we.
finally won.
But if you lose, you don't.
Get to party.
what's the kind of partyfor a victory I don't know okay.
Well maybe some bar like.
So you know about.
My favorite thing because I.
alway I do is watch f1 is whenthey have giant champagne
bottles and they go.
Boom.
Oh, I want to do that.
Well, you want to win somethingand do that.
(20:53):
You need to win something andmake it worth it.
Yeah.
What's the weirdest thingyou associated with victory?
Oh, weirdest.
I think first thing comes tomind, like an orgasm.
You come when you win.
Now making someone come isvictory that mean.
No, not because I won myvictory.
Is that oh.
(21:14):
I won.
Okay, that's really weird.
Well, ChatGPT asked me thatquestion and I was like, well,
that was the weirdest thing Iassociate with that.
That's so wild.
Why?
It's not at all what I thoughtyou would say or had to do with
anything we were talking about.
Victory is just a topic ofsport.
(21:34):
Yeah, but orgasms aren't.
You're not playing the rightsports.
Yeah, clearly.
That's crazy.
Well, that's all my topics.
All right.
Do you have anything doI Have anything to add.
what's your favorite sport towatch?
Football.
Football?
Yeah.
Well.
Extreme sports.
(21:54):
Skiing.
Snowboarding.
Football, football.
Okay.
Yeah.
Nice.
My least favorite is cricket.
I don't know how that works.
I can't watch cricket becausethere’s 80 people on a team.
I can't do it.
I'd like to know more aboutpolo.
Don't know what's going on thereeither.
That's just like horses.
I know I like them.
you like horses.
All right.
They're fun.
Okay.
Horse girl.
Ew.
(22:15):
Yeah.
Sorry.
You're with me.
Horse Girl.
giving him the ick.
Alright well I think that's ourepisode then.
All right, sign us off.
Well, that's it for Demon BabieEpisode 32.
This sports episode, that wasnot a victory for me.
And he was so embarrassed of mysign off.
(22:39):
But it is what it is.
So we will catch you next week.
What?
Who are we?
I wasn't ready to go.
Okay.
Like, subscribe.
Comment.
Yeah.
I am Joey Lombardo That’s EmmaNilsson.
this is demon babie.
Wow.
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