June 18, 2025 • 31 mins
Get ready to unwrap Episode 33, Demon Babies—because it’s LUNCH TIME. From Emma’s chaotic childhood meal of Nutella, Cheetos, and candy, to Joey’s Pick Up Stix cafeteria days, we’re diving into the dos, don’ts, and unspoken rules of lunchtime. Whether you were a hot lunch kid, a Lunchable queen, or a PB&J minimalist, this episode feeds your nostalgia and your inner food critic. Grab a tray and dig in—we're serving opinions hotter than microwaved leftovers.
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kind Welcome to another episodeof the Demon Babie podcast.
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I'm sitting here with my littlelass of lunch.
Emma Nilsson, my best friend.
Blond Babie.
You can catch her on Instagrampodcasts.
And that's about it.
Oh.
You're on.
Tik tok.
Tik tok.
Yeah, you Tik tok.
I Tik Tok.
You're huge.
I am actually the most popular.
Tik Toker you'll ever follow.
Blow up, blow her up.
Blow me up.
Blow her up.
And I'm sitting here with thedemon of Hollywood.
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He may be on a chill one rightnow, but he's about to turn up
this weekend for his dirty 30.
Well, we didn't have to bringage into this, but, Yeah.
Turning 30.
Last podcast at 29.
We got to bring it up.
Jesus Christ.
I better really knock thisout of the park.
Let's get into it.
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Today's the lunch episode.
We'll get the hang ofthese intro’s one day.
No, no.
I would put money on.
We never nail it.
That's a safe bet honestly.
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For the intros...
Because we don't practice.
We don't.
We wing it every time.
And we will never practice.
No, I refuse.
Why would you rehearse?
I can’t.
Pointless.
It is.
What?
Are we gonna get better?
Oh, no.
The thing is, we would practiceand then we would still wing it.
Yeah, cause, I mean.
You’d be like..
You already heard me.
I would feel something differentfrom the moment.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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Exactly.
You wouldn't want to say itagain.
Yeah.
Well, like we didn't say inthe intro.
This is the lunch episode.
So welcome.
And let's hit me with a.
First.
Topic.
What’d you have for lunch today?
Didn't have lunch.
Didn’t have lunch today.
You knew we were filming thelunch episode and you didn't
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think this would come up, didyou?
I did, and I, so I had this.
You skipped lunch completely.
No, I had a protein barwhen I got home from working
out.
Pfff okay?
Arnold?
It's all I had for lunch today.
Sorry.
Protein bar.
So we're in a big cut phase,it sounds like.
Yeah.
So I had breakfast, andI've already.
We’re not talking aboutbreakfast! What I'm saying is,
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I've already talked about whatI eat for breakfast on the
breakfast episode.
So for lunch, I'm not a biglunch fan.
I just think it's a waste oftime.
I had a protein bar and a water.
How much time did that save you?
A lot I didn't have to cookanything.
All right, pick anything up or Iwalked around and ate it.
I did other stuff.
Multitask.
I just don't like lunch.
What did you have for lunch?
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I had a burrito.
Oh, the El Pollo Loco.
Chipotle.
Chicken Avovado burrito.
It used to be called chickenavocado burrito.
But they switched it on me nowit’s Chipotle guacamole burrito.
And I can't say that fast or funand it's ruined the whole bit
for me.
The bits ruined.
I just.
Do you stop going?
It's almost getting to thatpoint.
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Call them and tell them I was abig fan.
But now I'm not because youchanged the name, so.
I ruined it.
To be honest, I it's maybe myfirst old person move.
I still call it the chickenAvocado burrito, but they know
what I'm talking about.
So it was fine.
Until they get a new employee.
they’re gonna be like whatthe F*ck are you ordering.
What’s the old man want?
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We haven't had that in years.
So yeah, I had a burrito forlunch.
Nice.
And yeah.
One thing.
Did you have breakfast?
No.
Okay, so we're on the same pagenext topic.
What's your favorite lunch?
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Oh my god.
Lunch.
Obviously, it's gonna be hardfor me.
Why?
What's your favorite.
Lunch?
Probably.
Oh.
I do have a favorite lunch.
I don't get it very often.
No one gets their favorite thingoften.
Jones.
Chinese chicken salad.
That's your favorite lunch?
Maybe yeah! Chinese chickensalad.
I love it so good.
Top tier sparks a lot of joy forme.
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Are you eating it there or here?
Probably here, but I couldeat there too.
So DoorDash, because they'renot on Postmates?
Yeah.
I'll DoorDash and I'll geta pink lemonade with it, and
I'll keep the glass bottle andI'll use it as a water bottle at
the gym and can get in trouble.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's my favorite.
What's your favorite lunch.
Oh.
Oh it has to be raw raw lunchis my favorite lunch.
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Raw sushi or oysters for lunch.
Okay.
By far my favorite lunch.
Okay.
And, either oysters and a wine.
A nice white, crisp white.
Or sushi and a sake and a realscreaming cold Sapporo.
I like that.
That's my favorite.
Lunch.
That's a.
Great lunch.
Yeah.
That's good lunch.
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Solid.
Yeah.
All right.
That would probably be my otherfavorite.
If I had to pick two.
Oh, if you had to.
But you're still going Chinesechicken salad.
Well, I'm assuming I'm eatingalone for whatever reason.
Because all alone.
But if I'm with you or I'm on a,like, a lunch date.
Definitely sushi.
100% Oh, I hope you'd be with meon this lunch date.
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But if I'm alone, ChineseChicken salad.
All right.
Next topic.
Lunch, friends.
Speaking of who you eat lunchwith.
Who you eat lunch with.
What are you used to.
Like when you were a.
Kid?
Any time in your life.
Well when I was a kid, I hadfriends I ate lunch with.
Okay.
What were they like?
Losers?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Real nerds?
You're a dork.
Well the group of girlsI hung out with.
Ironically, I don't know how wenever met.
Hung out around the skater kidsnext to the cafeteria.
I didn't hang out with thoseskater kids.
Oh, well, I hung out in andaround them.
I assumed you hung.
Out with em.
No, I was with the actual coolskater kids.
Not your faux pas skater kids.
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I don't know what ones you wereeven hanging out with.
I didn't talk to them.
I was a loser.
Loser.
Hello.
loser.
So a lot of friends now.
A lot of friends.
You have lunch?
Friends?
There are still friends arededicated to lunch.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Not all friends are lunchfriends.
Some friends are lunch friends.
Lunch friends are fun becauseyou really.
You don't see them when you'rebeing a psychopath at night
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most of the time.
So you really download on what'sbeen going on.
It’s a huge yap session a lunchfriend.
It's very fun.
It's a big download.
Download was a good word for.
Me a lunch friend.
We're having lunch for threehours.
We're there for a long time.
Two, three hours.
You push your limits on thelunch time.
We have overstayed our welcomeat the restaurant 100%
absolutely.
And maybe you even got a coffeeafter.
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Yeah.
They're pissed.
They're like, you just had onesalad between the two of you.
One of you weirdly didn't eat.
Yeah.
I me and my friends don’t reallydo that when we get lunch.
But yeah.
And then someone will get acoffee or something weird.
Yeah.
My bill just gets biggerthe longer we stay.
there.
Not yours.
Okay.
No ours doesn't really wellif we get coffee, but lunch.
Friends, though.
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what about lunch?
For your.
Lunch friends?
When I was a kid, I stillthought designated friends that
you just hung out with at lunch.
And that carried over toadulthood.
And there's still those.
Some of them are same peoplejust.
Really are for you.
You go to them, you talk, yougive them everything you got,
and then you see them in twomonths.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like a two month thing tooYou can't do it that often.
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Or at least I can't.
No, I think that's a universalthing.
If it's a lunch friend you don'tsee them very often.
True.
You do a check in and a lot ofthe times you try to meet up
and it weirdly doesn't happen.
So then you're too much resetbecause you tried and then.
Yeah every attempt counts aswell.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because.
So then you can get pushed sixmonths out weirdly.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Next topic.
Drinking at lunch.
Drinking at lunch is alwayssillier than I think it's going
to be.
I always like if you ask me doyou want a drink at lunch.
Probably say no.
Always.
And then I get there and I'mlike oh wait this is going to be
really fun.
Let me have a silly little drinkright now.
Yeah.
So you are never convinced withdrinking at lunch?
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Never convinced because I alwaysget really tired after drinking.
You're bamboozled into it.
I would say, yeah, butI always have a good time.
But I think it's exhausting ifyou're in the sun, because we
just did a big day of drinkinglunch drinking yesterday, and
we were exhausted by the endof the day.
No, it's, you day drinkers arereal strong at.
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I'll give it to you.
They really handle business.
I like, Even if you're at work,you get one drink.
That's real naughty.
That's really naughty.
It's not.
That naughty.
So naughty.
No, it's like the 50s, right?
There are two martinis, and I'llgo back to work.
That's crazy.
Have you done that?
No, one drink.
I've had a beer.
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Lunch time.
Well, you were meeting up withsomeone.
Yeah.
No, not by yourself.
No, alone lunch.
You don't really drink.
No.
Oh, so maybe you do.
I don't.
Well.
Not you.
Them the listeners.
If you do, that's okay.
I'm not going to shame you.
Sounds like you’re shaming.
Question it, but I'm not goingto shame you for it.
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Like, who am I to shame anyonefor doing anything crazy?
We can't shame.
We can't cast any shame.
No.
Drinking alone should be fun,though.
Good wine, a good margarita.
They have drinks.
There are designated lunch,drinks as there are lunch
friends.
Beers.
Margaritas.
Wine.
I would say white wine, not redwine.
I don't like sangria.
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So for me it's a no.
I guess you can do that.
When else would you drinkSangria?
You're not drinking at night.
I'm not drinking it.
Since when do you not likesangria?
We drank a bunch of sangria inBarcelona.
Well, that was good sangria.
Okay, so you like good sangria?
Yeah.
Time and place, Joey.
Well, everythings time andplace.
And the lunch isn't alwaysthe time or the place.
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Okay?
Maybe somewhere exotic, likeBarcelona.
You can have a lunch anywherein the world.
Sangria.
Sangria in Barcelona.
Next topic.
Birthday lunch.
Birthday lunch is so fun.
Where do you want to go forbirthday lunch?
Birthday lunch?
Oh for me?
Yeah.
You knew that was coming.
I actually didn't even think ofthat.
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It is a Sunday.
I want oysters, maybe.
Oooh Fun.
Keep it light.
I don't know, I'm gonna havea big, dinner.
I have.
Two pulls.
Hit me with it.
What do you think I should dofor my birthday lunch?
Salty girl.
Okay.
Or found oyster?
I’m leaning found.
Yeah.
It's more your vibe.
Yeah.
Okay.
Fun.
Oh, I'm excited Grrrrr rrr..
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Foaming at the mouth.
Excited for this lunch already.
What would your ideal birthdaylunch be?
Birthday lunch?
No lunch.
No lunch.
Big breakfast, big breakfast.
Brunch.
No, I don't want to drink.
I'm just going to drink atnight.
Okay, so your ideal birthdaylunch is.
A delicious coffee.
A coffee?
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Yes.
Okay.
Maybe a croissant or something.
Okay.
Yeah.
Maybe oysters.
That sounds like a very fun, Iwould want to go on a rooftop.
I mean, that'd be nice.
Open air.
Yeah, but my birthday's at theend of the year, so it could be
cold.
It's usually not.
It can be.
It can be.
Anyways, next topic.
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What's your emergency?
Gas station.
Lunch.
You have to eat lunch.
You only have a gas station asan option.
You didn’t have breakfast.
You're starving.
Middle of nowhere.
You're going to hate what I haveto say.
I would love to hear it.
Banana.
Okay.
That's it.
And a water.
A banana and a water.
That's not true.
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You wouldn't get a coffee too.
Oh, I probably get a cold brew.
Come on, give me the full gasstation.
I don't know what they sellWhat do you mean?
You haven't been to a gasstation before?
Like, what would I getif I had to go to a gas station?
I’ve seen you eat at gasstations all the time.
Who are you pretending to be?
What do I eat?
You don't get Milano's.
It's been like ten years sinceI got Milano’s at the gas
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station.
If you're emergency eating ata gas station.
I'm not getting Milano's.
I'm not getting cookies.
I'm not getting chips.
You're getting a banana.
I'm getting banana.
What if they don’t havea banana?
which a lot don't.
I tried to get a bananathe other day.
Oh yeah.
It is an ordeal.
They usually do.
I feel.
Like.
Couldn’t.
Okay, maybe I'll get.
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A chip or like a popcorn orsomething.
What kind of chip?
Or like a granola bar?
Okay.
Probably get a Granola bar.
Okay.
Granola bar.
Yeah.
Okay.
What would.
You get?
I get a Clif bar.
Smart.
I would probably get if it'sa deer, like where in the thick
of it.
Got gonna pass out.
If I don't eat right.
Now, I'm going to get the hamand cheese sandwich.
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It's not good, but it will pass.
Tough times have called uponthat ham and cheese sandwich
before.
Okay.
It's terrible, but I will do.
I don't drive that much.
Clearly.
I drive a lot.
Yeah.
And then I'll do water coffee orPepsi or something.
I like a spicy chip.
(12:44):
I like, I like a TapatioDoritos.
Okay.
Or the Doritos, Thai chili limeor whatever that one is.
That one's the best Dorito theymake.
And.
If I'm going sweet.
If it's the morning, I'll do.
Well.
No, this is the lunch episode.
This is lunch, I take that allback.
Yeah.
Okay.
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I stick with what I.
said.
I like it.
Clif.
Bar sandwich, water, coffee,tapatillo spicy sandwich.
chip.
I would do cold brew, water,some kind of granola bar.
I don't like Clif bars.
Kit-Kat.
No candies, no candy.
Why?
You are you shushing?
No, I wasn't shushing.
I was saying no, I.
Okay.
It's lunch.
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Okay.
Sweet treats are for at night.
It's going to be differentepisode okay.
True.
Next topic.
Childhood lunch.
Oh mine was crazy okay.
Yeah.
Well, so my mom made my lunch.
I was gonna say.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
So it was always a sandwichevery day.
So it was a sandwich.
It was either peanut butter andjelly got it or peanut butter
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fluff.
That's crazy.
Or a Nutella sandwich.
Okay.
So candies.
Candies.
Got it.
You see why I'm rejectingall the candy now.
Then it would be so is that abag of chips.
Usually what of chips.
Cheetos or Doritos.
Okay.
What kind of Doritos or Lay's.
It was that mixed box thing.
I know so.
So which one did you prefer?
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I liked the red Doritos.
I didn't like blue doritos.
Nacho cheese.
Not cool ranch.
Yeah.
Surprising because you're aranch person.
I know, but I don't like thecool ranch Doritos.
That's crazy.
I don't like.
You might have to reinvest.
No.
All right.
Okay, so it’d be one of thosesandwiches.
One of those chips, a piece offruit, either an apple or a
banana.
And then candy.
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She always put in either a likeshe had a this big bag of candy.
Oh, a piece of candy.
Yeah.
Oh, a piece of candy.
Milky Ways, Kit-Kats, thousandgrand bars.
Hundred grand bar.
Yeah, that's now how I say it.
What else?
Or crunches.
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What was the beverage?
I would bring my own bottle ofwater when I was old enough, but
when I was really little,it would be like, choose a box.
Gatorade.
It's like a box Gatorade.
Or a Capri Sun.
Capri Sun.
But she really liked giving usthose box Gatorades.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't even know what thoseare.
It's this little square juicebox.
Or, apple juice.
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Apple juice?
Apple juice.
Yeah.
Go figure.
Yeah.
And I just started hatingeverything flavored.
After all of those weird drinks.
So, I just started bringingbottled water.
Bottled water is intense.
it's like an adult.
You're like a 40 year old womanat that point.
Yeah, well, that's crazy.
My school lunch was a turkeysandwich or ham.
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Did you make it, or did Yourmom?
No, my mom made it forelementary school, then middle
school to high school.
I was on the government.
Whatever the.
Subsidy.
Okay.
Food.
Elementary school was turkeyor ham sandwich with cheese,
mayo, mustard, white bread.
I always got it.
Always white bread.
Yeah.
Mine too.
Right.
Yeah.
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A can of whatever soda we hadin the house off brand, and it
smashed the hell out of thesandwich.
Was it like UFC submittedthe sandwich every day?
I think in the lunch bag alsowas a brown bag kid.
I didn't know I was a brown bagkid too Brown bag kid.
Yeah, I went through a coupleyears in elementary school.
I had a like a different palething and then I got made fun of
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for it and I switched to BrownBag.
That makes sense.
Yeah, that's some dorky shit.
Yep.
Sandwich, soda chip.
And my mom never fucking sprungfor the Ziploc bags.
I actually locked it.
Was the fold over ones.
And that shit was embarrassing.
And I hated it.
And I hated them.
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It went everywhere it went,everywhere it went, everywhere.
The whole thing was justthe tornado.
It was like someone molested apillow.
Yeah, like.
And all the stuffing was just mylunch.
It literally was.
Yeah.
So I was, And then when we gotinto the government stuff, I was
like, buying lunch and went,here we go, you go, you get to
the lunchroom fast enough.
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For some reason, our schoolwould have only like ten orders
of pick up sticks.
Chinese food.
Oh, I was like orange chicken ontop of white rice.
that was it.
Okay.
That's weird, but you get therefirst.
It's gone.
Yeah.
So that was my favorite.
So you.
would race.
There.
What was your favorite childhoodlunch?
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Probably the days I would getNutella.
The Nutella I was hyped.
Like, I was like.
We made.
It?
I've won Nutella, Cheetos,Apple.
I mean, I don't like bananas.
I still don't like.
Bananas that much.
Oh, but you'd get one at a gasstation.
Yeah, because it's clean.
Okay.
Miss clean.
Sorry.
And, Milky Way.
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That was my favorite.
What about the peanut kids?
You ever mess with them?
No, no, no one does.
Losers.
You don't.
You have to go to your owntable.
It's embarrassing.
I feel so bad for them.
I think you mess with them,like, go with my peanut butter
sandwich over.
Yeah.
Did you go taunt them with thepeanut butter sandwich?
You go throw some.
It was.
(17:56):
Put some on the.
seats.
but you can't.
Yeah.
No.
Go blow it over.
the not the molecules.
All right, next up.
The sandwich.
I would like to just say, ingeneral, that's a lunch food
only are sandwiches allowedoutside of lunch.
I think people do it, but Idon't agree.
I think breakfast sandwiches aremore the first*Something falls*
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it’s fine.
Yeah.
Is a burger a sandwich?
Not to.
Me.
Because it's a burger.
Because you don't go on having aburger sandwich.
Yes, I want a sandwich burger.
But when you see a lot of menus,they put burgers under
sandwiches.
And the.
That's true.
I mean, it's two pieces ofbread, but I'm not calling a
burger.
It's a sandwich.
It's a bun.
Is not.
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Bread.
It's not bread.
I think that's a separation forme.
Okay.
Yeah.
So what was the question?
It's just an ode to sandwich.
What's your favorite sandwich?
I think I'm really into, Ike’smenage a trois Oh.
My favorite sandwich right now.
Oh, I could have one right now.
No.
Weird.
go.
I guess I skipped lunch so latelunch, late lunch I love it.
(18:59):
So it's.
What is it like a.
Halal chicken honey mustardsandwich thing.
It’s so good.
menage a troishow do you remember that.
I don't I make you order.
Oh, yeah.
Well you just name dropped it.
Well it's my favorite sandwich.
Pervert.
You would have.
The only is sexually namedsandwich as your favorite.
Whatever.
It's my it's the best sandwichThey have.
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It's also the only one I'vetried.
Is it the only one you tried?
Is it the only menage a troisfor you tried.
What's your favorite sandwich?
Answer?
The question.
No What’s your favoritesandwich?
Sandwich.
Favorite sandwich?
(19:41):
I love a good tuna sandwich.
Yeah, that's probably one of myfavorites, too.
Okay, but I like the tuna meltas well, which you don't no.
Yeah, you hate it.
I don't like cheese on tuna.
That's crazy.
Okay, I get it, I refuse.
I would just say sandwiches areamazing.
Is it?
are sandwiches American?
(20:02):
Pastime.
Because I think of theironworkers from New York.
Eating them all.
Yeah.
Mid day out of their littlelunch pails.
Yeah, that was the last moment.
Lunch pails were cool.
Yeah, 100%.
100%.
It was also basically theirtoolbox.
So.
Yeah.
I'm wondering if French peoplehad sandwiches, like, on their
baguettes.
(20:22):
I feel like they didn't.
I feel like they'd do, like,a bite‘n a bite.
Yeah.
Bite of meat, bit of bread, biteof cheese.
Yeah, I agree.
Squirt the mayo in their mouth.
We need a fact check on this.
Where were sandwichesoriginated.
I don't.
Know, are they mostly American?
I would have to guess Germany ifnot here.
But I will say Japanese havereally perfected the egg salad
sandwich.
Oh, yeah.
And the chicken katsu sandwichwith the fried chicken.
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Oh, don't get me started on thetrain sandwich.
In the bullet train.
If you're in Japan on a bullettrain, get the chicken katsu
sandwiches.
Fire is the first thing I ate inJapan.
Sandwich chain gas sandwich.
Delicious.
We were also starving.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I would just, like,a moment of silence for
sandwiches.
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Thank you for your service.
Next up.
Office lunch.
What are the rules?
It cannot smell.
If it smells, you go outside.
You can't reheat any seafood.
I think you can eat seafood.
Cold.
I think a cold salmon is fine.
Fine?
I have no problem with it.
But you are eating hardboiledeggs that smell.
You are eating a fish thatsmells.
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You are eating some weird foodthat smells inside, stinking
up the office.
You're an asshole.
You can have it.
Go outside.
What if someone eats your lunch,which I've never even heard
of in person?
I've never heard.
Apparently it happens.
Grounds for a fight.
Grounds for a fist fight, Ithink.
Yeah, I think you get one freeshot.
(21:48):
Like that episode of friendswhere Ross gets his turkey
sandwich eaten and he ends upgetting put on sabbatical.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't think he should have Hedidn't earn sabbatical.
No, I mean, his boss ate hissandwich.
I’d throw hands, I.
Mean, what, you want him tostarve that day.
I agree.
What?
It's.
Well, what if your coworkerdidn't have the money to go get
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another lunch and you justfucked them over?
Oh, they fucked me over.
I didn't have the money.
No, that's what I'm saying.
What if I didn't have the moneyand I was scavenging from there,
I needed something.
Well, I'm going to feel badfor you then.
But you gotta ask.
But you gotta.
Ask.
You gotta ask.
You don't get tos just take.
Yeah.
If you see something that's beenin office for two days, no one’s
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taking it?
You can ask.
Yeah.
Two days of grace period.
Yeah I agree, no one no oneclaims.
Oh, my God, I left a rib in myoffice fridge.
You still left that in there?
It's gotta be.
I must have been thrown out bynow.
That's been like two weeks.
Oh my God, you are breakingthe rules.
That thing has to smell.
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That's vile.
Hey, it was in a good Ziploc.
Not one of those flip over is.
I'm a real gentleman.
All right.
What are your rules for officelunch?
I agree you can't smell.
You can have fish, but it'sgot to stay cold.
You you can't make too muchnoise with your lunch either,
which is unfortunate.
I think we both work in veryquiet offices, though.
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I think there are offices thathave full kitchens.
I would say different culturearound lunch.
Okay.
No, no, no, we are definitelymore in the more normal kind of
office, you say?
Yeah, most offices don't havelike full kitchens and all that.
Okay, well, if they do, then youcan make more noise.
But I'm talking about, like, youcan't be cracking.
You can't be de-veining shrimpat your desk.
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No.
That's gross.
cracking crab legs.
No.
You can barely shake your salad.
That's what I'm saying.
Shaking a salad is the most,pizzazz.
You can really give your lunch.
Yeah.
So yeah, you got to keep itkind of minimal, which sucks.
But I also hate eating inthe office in general.
You get that hour.
leave.
Yeah I like to leave.
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I try to.
Leave I hate staying there forlunch too.
Yeah.
It's pretty terrible.
Also, I just don't like someof the small talk that comes
with it.
Sometimes is good, sometimes Idon't.
I hate when you're unnecessarilyjoined for lunch and you're
like, okay.
Oh, I hate if I've gone outsideto eat by myself and get some
fresh air and take a break.
And then someone comes and sitssometimes it's nice talk about
work.
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But oh, and they only talk aboutwork.
Yeah.
You're like, hey, right nowI'm off the clock.
Like.
Yeah, Sh I'm.
On a break.
I'm gonna go eat in the bathroomby myself.
Next topic.
Postmating lunch.
Is it allowed?
I do it.
You do it all the time.
You're a criminal.
Yeah, you're a dirty criminal.
I don't care, I'll do it.
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It's the worst meal to Postmate.
Honestly.
No, it's the.
Worst, right?
It feels like trash.
Lunch is the easiest thing tosustain yourself.
I think so, postmating lunch.
Is the most unacceptablepostmate.
I haven't done in a long time.
Okay.
But.
But I also just decided to startskipping lunch instead.
Yeah, myself.
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I was just cutting myself off atthe source.
Just not eating lunch.
Yeah, you're a real lunch.
Postmater.
You sneak in there.
Oh, God.
I'll be like, oh, I don't haveall the ingredients.
I'm not going to go get all theingredients and order it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, it's illegal to postmatelunch.
But what's your favorite lunchto Postmate.
I told you DoorDash Joneschicken.
Oh once again I'm going to gosushi though.
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What?
Like a sugar fish box.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sugar fish box.
That's a lovely lunch.
It's a big lunch.
And you can have it by yourselfand not feel terrible if you go
there and have it by yourself,it's a little, weird looking.
I guess.
I've done it.
All right.
You feel odd?
I think you are moreself-conscious about that than
you should be.
Well.
I think there's nothing wrongwith going to get yourself sushi
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on your lunch break.
Feels pretty normal.
Sushi by yourself?
Yeah.
No.
That's crazy.
On your.
Lunch.
That's crazy.
No, I think it's fine.
It's a big pull.
You're not going to see anyone.
Else treat yourself so like wehave.
That's what I do.
That's why you said at this, thebar.
No, no.
And then you get a sapporo.
Them.
And you've had your one drink.
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Okay.
Maybe for you.
Next topic.
What's your least favorite lunchbesides lunch in general?
What's your least favorite.
Peanut butter fluff sandwich?
Peanut butter fluff with that,like cringe Because it's got so
much like.
Yeah.
baggage attached to it.
It's just.
Tough.
Yeah.
I could see my mom trying togive it to me now still if I.
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Yeah, I.
Would like let's say you go toyour mom's house.
Anything else like shemight serve you cause
she'll have it for lunch.
that you woulndn’t.
Oh, I've got a good one.
Okay.
Fried bologna sandwich.
I also cannot fucking say ona fried bologna sandwich I have.
Mom loves it.
I know my mom does too.
My mom loves fried bolognasandwiches and liverwurst
sandwiches, and I can't doeither of those.
No.
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Can't get behind those.
I'm not a picky eater withthose.
I just can't get behind at all.
Oh, I ate a lot of fried bolognasandwiches.
Growing up, that was like aSaturday staple lunch for us
because they're warm.
But.
Yeah I guess it's tough.
That might be my least YeahI think I'll agree with you.
Making my mouth like gross rightnow I'm like oh.
There's always a party that likego back and try it again.
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That's what I'm thinking.
I'm like should I.
And I think it's fried.
It's just bologna And then shebutters the toast.
Yeah I know, I know what it is.
It's a pass.
It's a pass.
I agree your least favoritelunch is valid.
Okay.
What's your least favoritelunch?
Oh.
Liverwurst sandwich.
Oh, so same.
Or fried bologna I'll agree.
Nice.
Oh, jump on your wagon.
Wow.
Yeah.
All right.
Next Topic.
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Is that it?
What’s with the giant pause?
How many people are allowedto go to lunch together?
4.
no more.
More than four.
It's crazy.
More than four.
It's an event.
I don't even think birthdaylunch can validate unless it's
the only thing you’re doing foryour birthday.
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I think there's a set max ofpeople that are allowed to have
lunch together.
You're wrong about the birthdaylimiting, because then it's an
event.
That's only if that's theonly thing you're doing.
No, you.
Can't double dip that.
Much.
You can do other stuff.
But it if your lunch is biggerthan a group of 4, it's
an event.
I agree.
It’s not a normal lunch.
Because then two couples can getlunch.
That's fine.
Two couples can go together, getlunch.
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But if a fifth wheel comes in.
That's crazy.
You need five chairs, fiveplates, big table?
That's asking a lot of anywhere.
Yeah.
All right.
Heavy with the last, last topic.
Why is lunch your least favoritemeal?
But I want the full rant.
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I think lunch is just in the wayof my whole day, because by the
time it's lunch time, I'm doingstuff.
I'm trying to do other things.
I'm running errands, goingaround what?
And I have to stop and eat.
I'm hungry.
It's midday.
I don't want stop and eat.
It's it's just in myf*cking way.
So you see yourself as a trainthat can't be stopped.
Yeah.
And then for some reason, thiswhole lunch idea is trying to
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derail you.
Is what you're saying.
Okay?
And I don't want to stop doingwhat I'm doing to sit down and
then make a mess in the kitchen,or I'm not even at home and I'm
running around doing stuff Ibecause I'm usually on the move.
All of.
This.
Yeah, I know.
Lunch is the moment you take abreak and go, let me take
a second to smell the flowers.
Yeah, but I’ve already.
No, I've already taken thatmoment with my breakfast, so I'm
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moving on.
I'm.
Your train's going tothe station.
I hate lunch.
Will you forever hate lunch?
Maybe not.
Well, anything ever change yourmind?
Maybe.
What if you had less dutiesin the day?
Then I might enjoy lunch.
If you were less busy,do you think you might enjoy
lunch?
Let's say you have a maid youpay.
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Your bills are paid.
You don't really have to work.
Would you start looking forwardto lunch?
Probably.
Or would you just fill the timeslot differently?
That, I might just fill the timedifferently knowing me.
But hey, let's be optimistic.
Maybe one day I'll like.
Lunch, maybe one day then we cancome back.
And revisit this topic and Iwill like lunch.
There you go.
What about you?
How do I feel about love?
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I love.
Lunch.
You love it.
I love lunch.
That's the one meal that's forme.
Because you're almost always.
Alone.
I'm almost always alone.
I work alone during those hours.
I'm almost always alone.
So I'm treating myself.
That's from the meal I treatmyself.
Okay, I like that, I like thatI am fine, to eat out lunch
by myself, I don't care, I likewhen I'm in the mood for it.
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I'm like, okay, I'm havinga nice lunch today.
I'm being nice to myself today.
Take the time and enjoy it.
You should have nicer lunchesmore often then.
Well they’re expensive lunchneeds that makes some more
money.
All lunches need to be 10% offI think because it is less
desirable time to eat.
Yeah, yeah.
F*ck lunch.
F*ck you all right?
That's our episode.
That's the lunch episode.
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Get ready for the dinner one.
That will be a banger.
I love dinner.
I mean, yeah, we have so muchto say about dinner.
We.
For dinner, we.
Really have to stress stretchout this whole lunch.
This lunch one was hard for me.
It was a little traumatizing.
Sorry to do that to you.
It's all right, you know, on totraumatize more people and
each other even more.
Let us know what lunches you.
Like or how to traumatize you.
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We'll do our best.
Yeah, thanks for watching.
Drop your topics and we'll seeyou next week.
Kisses on the mouth bye Mwah.
kind Welcome to another episodeof the Demon Babie podcast.
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I'm sitting here with my littlelass of lunch.
Emma Nilsson, my best friend.
Blond Babie.
You can catch her on Instagrampodcasts.
And that's about it.
Oh.
You're on.
Tik tok.
Tik tok.
Yeah, you Tik tok.
I Tik Tok.
You're huge.
I am actually the most popular.
Tik Toker you'll ever follow.
Blow up, blow her up.
Blow me up.
Blow her up.
And I'm sitting here with thedemon of Hollywood.
(00:24):
He may be on a chill one rightnow, but he's about to turn up
this weekend for his dirty 30.
Well, we didn't have to bringage into this, but, Yeah.
Turning 30.
Last podcast at 29.
We got to bring it up.
Jesus Christ.
I better really knock thisout of the park.
Let's get into it.
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Today's the lunch episode.
We'll get the hang ofthese intro’s one day.
No, no.
I would put money on.
We never nail it.
That's a safe bet honestly.
(01:07):
For the intros...
Because we don't practice.
We don't.
We wing it every time.
And we will never practice.
No, I refuse.
Why would you rehearse?
I can’t.
Pointless.
It is.
What?
Are we gonna get better?
Oh, no.
The thing is, we would practiceand then we would still wing it.
Yeah, cause, I mean.
You’d be like..
You already heard me.
I would feel something differentfrom the moment.
Yeah.
Yeah.
(01:27):
Exactly.
You wouldn't want to say itagain.
Yeah.
Well, like we didn't say inthe intro.
This is the lunch episode.
So welcome.
And let's hit me with a.
First.
Topic.
What’d you have for lunch today?
Didn't have lunch.
Didn’t have lunch today.
You knew we were filming thelunch episode and you didn't
(01:47):
think this would come up, didyou?
I did, and I, so I had this.
You skipped lunch completely.
No, I had a protein barwhen I got home from working
out.
Pfff okay?
Arnold?
It's all I had for lunch today.
Sorry.
Protein bar.
So we're in a big cut phase,it sounds like.
Yeah.
So I had breakfast, andI've already.
We’re not talking aboutbreakfast! What I'm saying is,
(02:09):
I've already talked about whatI eat for breakfast on the
breakfast episode.
So for lunch, I'm not a biglunch fan.
I just think it's a waste oftime.
I had a protein bar and a water.
How much time did that save you?
A lot I didn't have to cookanything.
All right, pick anything up or Iwalked around and ate it.
I did other stuff.
Multitask.
I just don't like lunch.
What did you have for lunch?
(02:30):
I had a burrito.
Oh, the El Pollo Loco.
Chipotle.
Chicken Avovado burrito.
It used to be called chickenavocado burrito.
But they switched it on me nowit’s Chipotle guacamole burrito.
And I can't say that fast or funand it's ruined the whole bit
for me.
The bits ruined.
I just.
Do you stop going?
It's almost getting to thatpoint.
(02:50):
Call them and tell them I was abig fan.
But now I'm not because youchanged the name, so.
I ruined it.
To be honest, I it's maybe myfirst old person move.
I still call it the chickenAvocado burrito, but they know
what I'm talking about.
So it was fine.
Until they get a new employee.
they’re gonna be like whatthe F*ck are you ordering.
What’s the old man want?
(03:11):
We haven't had that in years.
So yeah, I had a burrito forlunch.
Nice.
And yeah.
One thing.
Did you have breakfast?
No.
Okay, so we're on the same pagenext topic.
What's your favorite lunch?
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Oh my god.
Lunch.
Obviously, it's gonna be hardfor me.
Why?
What's your favorite.
Lunch?
Probably.
Oh.
I do have a favorite lunch.
I don't get it very often.
No one gets their favorite thingoften.
Jones.
Chinese chicken salad.
That's your favorite lunch?
Maybe yeah! Chinese chickensalad.
I love it so good.
Top tier sparks a lot of joy forme.
(03:54):
Are you eating it there or here?
Probably here, but I couldeat there too.
So DoorDash, because they'renot on Postmates?
Yeah.
I'll DoorDash and I'll geta pink lemonade with it, and
I'll keep the glass bottle andI'll use it as a water bottle at
the gym and can get in trouble.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's my favorite.
What's your favorite lunch.
Oh.
Oh it has to be raw raw lunchis my favorite lunch.
(04:15):
Raw sushi or oysters for lunch.
Okay.
By far my favorite lunch.
Okay.
And, either oysters and a wine.
A nice white, crisp white.
Or sushi and a sake and a realscreaming cold Sapporo.
I like that.
That's my favorite.
Lunch.
That's a.
Great lunch.
Yeah.
That's good lunch.
(04:35):
Solid.
Yeah.
All right.
That would probably be my otherfavorite.
If I had to pick two.
Oh, if you had to.
But you're still going Chinesechicken salad.
Well, I'm assuming I'm eatingalone for whatever reason.
Because all alone.
But if I'm with you or I'm on a,like, a lunch date.
Definitely sushi.
100% Oh, I hope you'd be with meon this lunch date.
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But if I'm alone, ChineseChicken salad.
All right.
Next topic.
Lunch, friends.
Speaking of who you eat lunchwith.
Who you eat lunch with.
What are you used to.
Like when you were a.
Kid?
Any time in your life.
Well when I was a kid, I hadfriends I ate lunch with.
Okay.
What were they like?
Losers?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Real nerds?
You're a dork.
Well the group of girlsI hung out with.
Ironically, I don't know how wenever met.
Hung out around the skater kidsnext to the cafeteria.
I didn't hang out with thoseskater kids.
Oh, well, I hung out in andaround them.
I assumed you hung.
Out with em.
No, I was with the actual coolskater kids.
Not your faux pas skater kids.
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I don't know what ones you wereeven hanging out with.
I didn't talk to them.
I was a loser.
Loser.
Hello.
loser.
So a lot of friends now.
A lot of friends.
You have lunch?
Friends?
There are still friends arededicated to lunch.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Not all friends are lunchfriends.
Some friends are lunch friends.
Lunch friends are fun becauseyou really.
You don't see them when you'rebeing a psychopath at night
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most of the time.
So you really download on what'sbeen going on.
It’s a huge yap session a lunchfriend.
It's very fun.
It's a big download.
Download was a good word for.
Me a lunch friend.
We're having lunch for threehours.
We're there for a long time.
Two, three hours.
You push your limits on thelunch time.
We have overstayed our welcomeat the restaurant 100%
absolutely.
And maybe you even got a coffeeafter.
(06:21):
Yeah.
They're pissed.
They're like, you just had onesalad between the two of you.
One of you weirdly didn't eat.
Yeah.
I me and my friends don’t reallydo that when we get lunch.
But yeah.
And then someone will get acoffee or something weird.
Yeah.
My bill just gets biggerthe longer we stay.
there.
Not yours.
Okay.
No ours doesn't really wellif we get coffee, but lunch.
Friends, though.
(06:41):
what about lunch?
For your.
Lunch friends?
When I was a kid, I stillthought designated friends that
you just hung out with at lunch.
And that carried over toadulthood.
And there's still those.
Some of them are same peoplejust.
Really are for you.
You go to them, you talk, yougive them everything you got,
and then you see them in twomonths.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like a two month thing tooYou can't do it that often.
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Or at least I can't.
No, I think that's a universalthing.
If it's a lunch friend you don'tsee them very often.
True.
You do a check in and a lot ofthe times you try to meet up
and it weirdly doesn't happen.
So then you're too much resetbecause you tried and then.
Yeah every attempt counts aswell.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because.
So then you can get pushed sixmonths out weirdly.
(07:27):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Next topic.
Drinking at lunch.
Drinking at lunch is alwayssillier than I think it's going
to be.
I always like if you ask me doyou want a drink at lunch.
Probably say no.
Always.
And then I get there and I'mlike oh wait this is going to be
really fun.
Let me have a silly little drinkright now.
Yeah.
So you are never convinced withdrinking at lunch?
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Never convinced because I alwaysget really tired after drinking.
You're bamboozled into it.
I would say, yeah, butI always have a good time.
But I think it's exhausting ifyou're in the sun, because we
just did a big day of drinkinglunch drinking yesterday, and
we were exhausted by the endof the day.
No, it's, you day drinkers arereal strong at.
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I'll give it to you.
They really handle business.
I like, Even if you're at work,you get one drink.
That's real naughty.
That's really naughty.
It's not.
That naughty.
So naughty.
No, it's like the 50s, right?
There are two martinis, and I'llgo back to work.
That's crazy.
Have you done that?
No, one drink.
I've had a beer.
(08:30):
Lunch time.
Well, you were meeting up withsomeone.
Yeah.
No, not by yourself.
No, alone lunch.
You don't really drink.
No.
Oh, so maybe you do.
I don't.
Well.
Not you.
Them the listeners.
If you do, that's okay.
I'm not going to shame you.
Sounds like you’re shaming.
Question it, but I'm not goingto shame you for it.
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Like, who am I to shame anyonefor doing anything crazy?
We can't shame.
We can't cast any shame.
No.
Drinking alone should be fun,though.
Good wine, a good margarita.
They have drinks.
There are designated lunch,drinks as there are lunch
friends.
Beers.
Margaritas.
Wine.
I would say white wine, not redwine.
I don't like sangria.
(09:11):
So for me it's a no.
I guess you can do that.
When else would you drinkSangria?
You're not drinking at night.
I'm not drinking it.
Since when do you not likesangria?
We drank a bunch of sangria inBarcelona.
Well, that was good sangria.
Okay, so you like good sangria?
Yeah.
Time and place, Joey.
Well, everythings time andplace.
And the lunch isn't alwaysthe time or the place.
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Okay?
Maybe somewhere exotic, likeBarcelona.
You can have a lunch anywherein the world.
Sangria.
Sangria in Barcelona.
Next topic.
Birthday lunch.
Birthday lunch is so fun.
Where do you want to go forbirthday lunch?
Birthday lunch?
Oh for me?
Yeah.
You knew that was coming.
I actually didn't even think ofthat.
(09:53):
It is a Sunday.
I want oysters, maybe.
Oooh Fun.
Keep it light.
I don't know, I'm gonna havea big, dinner.
I have.
Two pulls.
Hit me with it.
What do you think I should dofor my birthday lunch?
Salty girl.
Okay.
Or found oyster?
I’m leaning found.
Yeah.
It's more your vibe.
Yeah.
Okay.
Fun.
Oh, I'm excited Grrrrr rrr..
(10:15):
Foaming at the mouth.
Excited for this lunch already.
What would your ideal birthdaylunch be?
Birthday lunch?
No lunch.
No lunch.
Big breakfast, big breakfast.
Brunch.
No, I don't want to drink.
I'm just going to drink atnight.
Okay, so your ideal birthdaylunch is.
A delicious coffee.
A coffee?
(10:36):
Yes.
Okay.
Maybe a croissant or something.
Okay.
Yeah.
Maybe oysters.
That sounds like a very fun, Iwould want to go on a rooftop.
I mean, that'd be nice.
Open air.
Yeah, but my birthday's at theend of the year, so it could be
cold.
It's usually not.
It can be.
It can be.
Anyways, next topic.
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What's your emergency?
Gas station.
Lunch.
You have to eat lunch.
You only have a gas station asan option.
You didn’t have breakfast.
You're starving.
Middle of nowhere.
You're going to hate what I haveto say.
I would love to hear it.
Banana.
Okay.
That's it.
And a water.
A banana and a water.
That's not true.
(11:18):
You wouldn't get a coffee too.
Oh, I probably get a cold brew.
Come on, give me the full gasstation.
I don't know what they sellWhat do you mean?
You haven't been to a gasstation before?
Like, what would I getif I had to go to a gas station?
I’ve seen you eat at gasstations all the time.
Who are you pretending to be?
What do I eat?
You don't get Milano's.
It's been like ten years sinceI got Milano’s at the gas
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station.
If you're emergency eating ata gas station.
I'm not getting Milano's.
I'm not getting cookies.
I'm not getting chips.
You're getting a banana.
I'm getting banana.
What if they don’t havea banana?
which a lot don't.
I tried to get a bananathe other day.
Oh yeah.
It is an ordeal.
They usually do.
I feel.
Like.
Couldn’t.
Okay, maybe I'll get.
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A chip or like a popcorn orsomething.
What kind of chip?
Or like a granola bar?
Okay.
Probably get a Granola bar.
Okay.
Granola bar.
Yeah.
Okay.
What would.
You get?
I get a Clif bar.
Smart.
I would probably get if it'sa deer, like where in the thick
of it.
Got gonna pass out.
If I don't eat right.
Now, I'm going to get the hamand cheese sandwich.
(12:23):
It's not good, but it will pass.
Tough times have called uponthat ham and cheese sandwich
before.
Okay.
It's terrible, but I will do.
I don't drive that much.
Clearly.
I drive a lot.
Yeah.
And then I'll do water coffee orPepsi or something.
I like a spicy chip.
(12:44):
I like, I like a TapatioDoritos.
Okay.
Or the Doritos, Thai chili limeor whatever that one is.
That one's the best Dorito theymake.
And.
If I'm going sweet.
If it's the morning, I'll do.
Well.
No, this is the lunch episode.
This is lunch, I take that allback.
Yeah.
Okay.
(13:04):
I stick with what I.
said.
I like it.
Clif.
Bar sandwich, water, coffee,tapatillo spicy sandwich.
chip.
I would do cold brew, water,some kind of granola bar.
I don't like Clif bars.
Kit-Kat.
No candies, no candy.
Why?
You are you shushing?
No, I wasn't shushing.
I was saying no, I.
Okay.
It's lunch.
(13:25):
Okay.
Sweet treats are for at night.
It's going to be differentepisode okay.
True.
Next topic.
Childhood lunch.
Oh mine was crazy okay.
Yeah.
Well, so my mom made my lunch.
I was gonna say.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
So it was always a sandwichevery day.
So it was a sandwich.
It was either peanut butter andjelly got it or peanut butter
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fluff.
That's crazy.
Or a Nutella sandwich.
Okay.
So candies.
Candies.
Got it.
You see why I'm rejectingall the candy now.
Then it would be so is that abag of chips.
Usually what of chips.
Cheetos or Doritos.
Okay.
What kind of Doritos or Lay's.
It was that mixed box thing.
I know so.
So which one did you prefer?
(14:07):
I liked the red Doritos.
I didn't like blue doritos.
Nacho cheese.
Not cool ranch.
Yeah.
Surprising because you're aranch person.
I know, but I don't like thecool ranch Doritos.
That's crazy.
I don't like.
You might have to reinvest.
No.
All right.
Okay, so it’d be one of thosesandwiches.
One of those chips, a piece offruit, either an apple or a
banana.
And then candy.
(14:27):
She always put in either a likeshe had a this big bag of candy.
Oh, a piece of candy.
Yeah.
Oh, a piece of candy.
Milky Ways, Kit-Kats, thousandgrand bars.
Hundred grand bar.
Yeah, that's now how I say it.
What else?
Or crunches.
(14:47):
What was the beverage?
I would bring my own bottle ofwater when I was old enough, but
when I was really little,it would be like, choose a box.
Gatorade.
It's like a box Gatorade.
Or a Capri Sun.
Capri Sun.
But she really liked giving usthose box Gatorades.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't even know what thoseare.
It's this little square juicebox.
Or, apple juice.
(15:07):
Apple juice?
Apple juice.
Yeah.
Go figure.
Yeah.
And I just started hatingeverything flavored.
After all of those weird drinks.
So, I just started bringingbottled water.
Bottled water is intense.
it's like an adult.
You're like a 40 year old womanat that point.
Yeah, well, that's crazy.
My school lunch was a turkeysandwich or ham.
(15:29):
Did you make it, or did Yourmom?
No, my mom made it forelementary school, then middle
school to high school.
I was on the government.
Whatever the.
Subsidy.
Okay.
Food.
Elementary school was turkeyor ham sandwich with cheese,
mayo, mustard, white bread.
I always got it.
Always white bread.
Yeah.
Mine too.
Right.
Yeah.
(15:50):
A can of whatever soda we hadin the house off brand, and it
smashed the hell out of thesandwich.
Was it like UFC submittedthe sandwich every day?
I think in the lunch bag alsowas a brown bag kid.
I didn't know I was a brown bagkid too Brown bag kid.
Yeah, I went through a coupleyears in elementary school.
I had a like a different palething and then I got made fun of
(16:11):
for it and I switched to BrownBag.
That makes sense.
Yeah, that's some dorky shit.
Yep.
Sandwich, soda chip.
And my mom never fucking sprungfor the Ziploc bags.
I actually locked it.
Was the fold over ones.
And that shit was embarrassing.
And I hated it.
And I hated them.
(16:32):
It went everywhere it went,everywhere it went, everywhere.
The whole thing was justthe tornado.
It was like someone molested apillow.
Yeah, like.
And all the stuffing was just mylunch.
It literally was.
Yeah.
So I was, And then when we gotinto the government stuff, I was
like, buying lunch and went,here we go, you go, you get to
the lunchroom fast enough.
(16:52):
For some reason, our schoolwould have only like ten orders
of pick up sticks.
Chinese food.
Oh, I was like orange chicken ontop of white rice.
that was it.
Okay.
That's weird, but you get therefirst.
It's gone.
Yeah.
So that was my favorite.
So you.
would race.
There.
What was your favorite childhoodlunch?
(17:14):
Probably the days I would getNutella.
The Nutella I was hyped.
Like, I was like.
We made.
It?
I've won Nutella, Cheetos,Apple.
I mean, I don't like bananas.
I still don't like.
Bananas that much.
Oh, but you'd get one at a gasstation.
Yeah, because it's clean.
Okay.
Miss clean.
Sorry.
And, Milky Way.
(17:35):
That was my favorite.
What about the peanut kids?
You ever mess with them?
No, no, no one does.
Losers.
You don't.
You have to go to your owntable.
It's embarrassing.
I feel so bad for them.
I think you mess with them,like, go with my peanut butter
sandwich over.
Yeah.
Did you go taunt them with thepeanut butter sandwich?
You go throw some.
It was.
(17:56):
Put some on the.
seats.
but you can't.
Yeah.
No.
Go blow it over.
the not the molecules.
All right, next up.
The sandwich.
I would like to just say, ingeneral, that's a lunch food
only are sandwiches allowedoutside of lunch.
I think people do it, but Idon't agree.
I think breakfast sandwiches aremore the first*Something falls*
(18:17):
it’s fine.
Yeah.
Is a burger a sandwich?
Not to.
Me.
Because it's a burger.
Because you don't go on having aburger sandwich.
Yes, I want a sandwich burger.
But when you see a lot of menus,they put burgers under
sandwiches.
And the.
That's true.
I mean, it's two pieces ofbread, but I'm not calling a
burger.
It's a sandwich.
It's a bun.
Is not.
(18:37):
Bread.
It's not bread.
I think that's a separation forme.
Okay.
Yeah.
So what was the question?
It's just an ode to sandwich.
What's your favorite sandwich?
I think I'm really into, Ike’smenage a trois Oh.
My favorite sandwich right now.
Oh, I could have one right now.
No.
Weird.
go.
I guess I skipped lunch so latelunch, late lunch I love it.
(18:59):
So it's.
What is it like a.
Halal chicken honey mustardsandwich thing.
It’s so good.
menage a troishow do you remember that.
I don't I make you order.
Oh, yeah.
Well you just name dropped it.
Well it's my favorite sandwich.
Pervert.
You would have.
The only is sexually namedsandwich as your favorite.
Whatever.
It's my it's the best sandwichThey have.
(19:21):
It's also the only one I'vetried.
Is it the only one you tried?
Is it the only menage a troisfor you tried.
What's your favorite sandwich?
Answer?
The question.
No What’s your favoritesandwich?
Sandwich.
Favorite sandwich?
(19:41):
I love a good tuna sandwich.
Yeah, that's probably one of myfavorites, too.
Okay, but I like the tuna meltas well, which you don't no.
Yeah, you hate it.
I don't like cheese on tuna.
That's crazy.
Okay, I get it, I refuse.
I would just say sandwiches areamazing.
Is it?
are sandwiches American?
(20:02):
Pastime.
Because I think of theironworkers from New York.
Eating them all.
Yeah.
Mid day out of their littlelunch pails.
Yeah, that was the last moment.
Lunch pails were cool.
Yeah, 100%.
100%.
It was also basically theirtoolbox.
So.
Yeah.
I'm wondering if French peoplehad sandwiches, like, on their
baguettes.
(20:22):
I feel like they didn't.
I feel like they'd do, like,a bite‘n a bite.
Yeah.
Bite of meat, bit of bread, biteof cheese.
Yeah, I agree.
Squirt the mayo in their mouth.
We need a fact check on this.
Where were sandwichesoriginated.
I don't.
Know, are they mostly American?
I would have to guess Germany ifnot here.
But I will say Japanese havereally perfected the egg salad
sandwich.
Oh, yeah.
And the chicken katsu sandwichwith the fried chicken.
(20:45):
Oh, don't get me started on thetrain sandwich.
In the bullet train.
If you're in Japan on a bullettrain, get the chicken katsu
sandwiches.
Fire is the first thing I ate inJapan.
Sandwich chain gas sandwich.
Delicious.
We were also starving.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I would just, like,a moment of silence for
sandwiches.
(21:07):
Thank you for your service.
Next up.
Office lunch.
What are the rules?
It cannot smell.
If it smells, you go outside.
You can't reheat any seafood.
I think you can eat seafood.
Cold.
I think a cold salmon is fine.
Fine?
I have no problem with it.
But you are eating hardboiledeggs that smell.
You are eating a fish thatsmells.
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You are eating some weird foodthat smells inside, stinking
up the office.
You're an asshole.
You can have it.
Go outside.
What if someone eats your lunch,which I've never even heard
of in person?
I've never heard.
Apparently it happens.
Grounds for a fight.
Grounds for a fist fight, Ithink.
Yeah, I think you get one freeshot.
(21:48):
Like that episode of friendswhere Ross gets his turkey
sandwich eaten and he ends upgetting put on sabbatical.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't think he should have Hedidn't earn sabbatical.
No, I mean, his boss ate hissandwich.
I’d throw hands, I.
Mean, what, you want him tostarve that day.
I agree.
What?
It's.
Well, what if your coworkerdidn't have the money to go get
(22:08):
another lunch and you justfucked them over?
Oh, they fucked me over.
I didn't have the money.
No, that's what I'm saying.
What if I didn't have the moneyand I was scavenging from there,
I needed something.
Well, I'm going to feel badfor you then.
But you gotta ask.
But you gotta.
Ask.
You gotta ask.
You don't get tos just take.
Yeah.
If you see something that's beenin office for two days, no one’s
(22:30):
taking it?
You can ask.
Yeah.
Two days of grace period.
Yeah I agree, no one no oneclaims.
Oh, my God, I left a rib in myoffice fridge.
You still left that in there?
It's gotta be.
I must have been thrown out bynow.
That's been like two weeks.
Oh my God, you are breakingthe rules.
That thing has to smell.
(22:50):
That's vile.
Hey, it was in a good Ziploc.
Not one of those flip over is.
I'm a real gentleman.
All right.
What are your rules for officelunch?
I agree you can't smell.
You can have fish, but it'sgot to stay cold.
You you can't make too muchnoise with your lunch either,
which is unfortunate.
I think we both work in veryquiet offices, though.
(23:10):
I think there are offices thathave full kitchens.
I would say different culturearound lunch.
Okay.
No, no, no, we are definitelymore in the more normal kind of
office, you say?
Yeah, most offices don't havelike full kitchens and all that.
Okay, well, if they do, then youcan make more noise.
But I'm talking about, like, youcan't be cracking.
You can't be de-veining shrimpat your desk.
(23:31):
No.
That's gross.
cracking crab legs.
No.
You can barely shake your salad.
That's what I'm saying.
Shaking a salad is the most,pizzazz.
You can really give your lunch.
Yeah.
So yeah, you got to keep itkind of minimal, which sucks.
But I also hate eating inthe office in general.
You get that hour.
leave.
Yeah I like to leave.
(23:52):
I try to.
Leave I hate staying there forlunch too.
Yeah.
It's pretty terrible.
Also, I just don't like someof the small talk that comes
with it.
Sometimes is good, sometimes Idon't.
I hate when you're unnecessarilyjoined for lunch and you're
like, okay.
Oh, I hate if I've gone outsideto eat by myself and get some
fresh air and take a break.
And then someone comes and sitssometimes it's nice talk about
work.
(24:13):
But oh, and they only talk aboutwork.
Yeah.
You're like, hey, right nowI'm off the clock.
Like.
Yeah, Sh I'm.
On a break.
I'm gonna go eat in the bathroomby myself.
Next topic.
Postmating lunch.
Is it allowed?
I do it.
You do it all the time.
You're a criminal.
Yeah, you're a dirty criminal.
I don't care, I'll do it.
(24:33):
It's the worst meal to Postmate.
Honestly.
No, it's the.
Worst, right?
It feels like trash.
Lunch is the easiest thing tosustain yourself.
I think so, postmating lunch.
Is the most unacceptablepostmate.
I haven't done in a long time.
Okay.
But.
But I also just decided to startskipping lunch instead.
Yeah, myself.
(24:54):
I was just cutting myself off atthe source.
Just not eating lunch.
Yeah, you're a real lunch.
Postmater.
You sneak in there.
Oh, God.
I'll be like, oh, I don't haveall the ingredients.
I'm not going to go get all theingredients and order it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, it's illegal to postmatelunch.
But what's your favorite lunchto Postmate.
I told you DoorDash Joneschicken.
Oh once again I'm going to gosushi though.
(25:17):
What?
Like a sugar fish box.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sugar fish box.
That's a lovely lunch.
It's a big lunch.
And you can have it by yourselfand not feel terrible if you go
there and have it by yourself,it's a little, weird looking.
I guess.
I've done it.
All right.
You feel odd?
I think you are moreself-conscious about that than
you should be.
Well.
I think there's nothing wrongwith going to get yourself sushi
(25:39):
on your lunch break.
Feels pretty normal.
Sushi by yourself?
Yeah.
No.
That's crazy.
On your.
Lunch.
That's crazy.
No, I think it's fine.
It's a big pull.
You're not going to see anyone.
Else treat yourself so like wehave.
That's what I do.
That's why you said at this, thebar.
No, no.
And then you get a sapporo.
Them.
And you've had your one drink.
(26:00):
Okay.
Maybe for you.
Next topic.
What's your least favorite lunchbesides lunch in general?
What's your least favorite.
Peanut butter fluff sandwich?
Peanut butter fluff with that,like cringe Because it's got so
much like.
Yeah.
baggage attached to it.
It's just.
Tough.
Yeah.
I could see my mom trying togive it to me now still if I.
(26:22):
Yeah, I.
Would like let's say you go toyour mom's house.
Anything else like shemight serve you cause
she'll have it for lunch.
that you woulndn’t.
Oh, I've got a good one.
Okay.
Fried bologna sandwich.
I also cannot fucking say ona fried bologna sandwich I have.
Mom loves it.
I know my mom does too.
My mom loves fried bolognasandwiches and liverwurst
sandwiches, and I can't doeither of those.
No.
(26:42):
Can't get behind those.
I'm not a picky eater withthose.
I just can't get behind at all.
Oh, I ate a lot of fried bolognasandwiches.
Growing up, that was like aSaturday staple lunch for us
because they're warm.
But.
Yeah I guess it's tough.
That might be my least YeahI think I'll agree with you.
Making my mouth like gross rightnow I'm like oh.
There's always a party that likego back and try it again.
(27:03):
That's what I'm thinking.
I'm like should I.
And I think it's fried.
It's just bologna And then shebutters the toast.
Yeah I know, I know what it is.
It's a pass.
It's a pass.
I agree your least favoritelunch is valid.
Okay.
What's your least favoritelunch?
Oh.
Liverwurst sandwich.
Oh, so same.
Or fried bologna I'll agree.
Nice.
Oh, jump on your wagon.
Wow.
Yeah.
All right.
Next Topic.
(27:32):
Is that it?
What’s with the giant pause?
How many people are allowedto go to lunch together?
4.
no more.
More than four.
It's crazy.
More than four.
It's an event.
I don't even think birthdaylunch can validate unless it's
the only thing you’re doing foryour birthday.
(27:54):
I think there's a set max ofpeople that are allowed to have
lunch together.
You're wrong about the birthdaylimiting, because then it's an
event.
That's only if that's theonly thing you're doing.
No, you.
Can't double dip that.
Much.
You can do other stuff.
But it if your lunch is biggerthan a group of 4, it's
an event.
I agree.
It’s not a normal lunch.
Because then two couples can getlunch.
That's fine.
Two couples can go together, getlunch.
(28:16):
But if a fifth wheel comes in.
That's crazy.
You need five chairs, fiveplates, big table?
That's asking a lot of anywhere.
Yeah.
All right.
Heavy with the last, last topic.
Why is lunch your least favoritemeal?
But I want the full rant.
(28:38):
I think lunch is just in the wayof my whole day, because by the
time it's lunch time, I'm doingstuff.
I'm trying to do other things.
I'm running errands, goingaround what?
And I have to stop and eat.
I'm hungry.
It's midday.
I don't want stop and eat.
It's it's just in myf*cking way.
So you see yourself as a trainthat can't be stopped.
Yeah.
And then for some reason, thiswhole lunch idea is trying to
(29:00):
derail you.
Is what you're saying.
Okay?
And I don't want to stop doingwhat I'm doing to sit down and
then make a mess in the kitchen,or I'm not even at home and I'm
running around doing stuff Ibecause I'm usually on the move.
All of.
This.
Yeah, I know.
Lunch is the moment you take abreak and go, let me take
a second to smell the flowers.
Yeah, but I’ve already.
No, I've already taken thatmoment with my breakfast, so I'm
(29:22):
moving on.
I'm.
Your train's going tothe station.
I hate lunch.
Will you forever hate lunch?
Maybe not.
Well, anything ever change yourmind?
Maybe.
What if you had less dutiesin the day?
Then I might enjoy lunch.
If you were less busy,do you think you might enjoy
lunch?
Let's say you have a maid youpay.
(29:43):
Your bills are paid.
You don't really have to work.
Would you start looking forwardto lunch?
Probably.
Or would you just fill the timeslot differently?
That, I might just fill the timedifferently knowing me.
But hey, let's be optimistic.
Maybe one day I'll like.
Lunch, maybe one day then we cancome back.
And revisit this topic and Iwill like lunch.
There you go.
What about you?
How do I feel about love?
(30:04):
I love.
Lunch.
You love it.
I love lunch.
That's the one meal that's forme.
Because you're almost always.
Alone.
I'm almost always alone.
I work alone during those hours.
I'm almost always alone.
So I'm treating myself.
That's from the meal I treatmyself.
Okay, I like that, I like thatI am fine, to eat out lunch
by myself, I don't care, I likewhen I'm in the mood for it.
(30:27):
I'm like, okay, I'm havinga nice lunch today.
I'm being nice to myself today.
Take the time and enjoy it.
You should have nicer lunchesmore often then.
Well they’re expensive lunchneeds that makes some more
money.
All lunches need to be 10% offI think because it is less
desirable time to eat.
Yeah, yeah.
F*ck lunch.
F*ck you all right?
That's our episode.
That's the lunch episode.
(30:48):
Get ready for the dinner one.
That will be a banger.
I love dinner.
I mean, yeah, we have so muchto say about dinner.
We.
For dinner, we.
Really have to stress stretchout this whole lunch.
This lunch one was hard for me.
It was a little traumatizing.
Sorry to do that to you.
It's all right, you know, on totraumatize more people and
each other even more.
Let us know what lunches you.
Like or how to traumatize you.
(31:08):
We'll do our best.
Yeah, thanks for watching.
Drop your topics and we'll seeyou next week.
Kisses on the mouth bye Mwah.
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