July 3, 2025 • 27 mins
This week, we’re overdosing on nostalgia and sugar. From king-size bars to childhood favorites, it’s a deep (and deeply unserious) dive into all things candy. Bring your cavities and your sweetest candies you can find.
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(00:00):
and Welcome to another episodeof the Demon Babie Podcast.
(00:03):
I’m Joey Lombardo aka Demon ofHollywood, and I'm sitting here
with the, alabaster angels.
The, Blond Babie, the candy, Mycandy crush.
Emma Nilsson.
Hello, demon.
Daddy?
What's going on?
I just got home from work.
a guy in a wheelchair eatingin a restaurant.
And I was like.
(00:25):
I like that.
Good for him.
Good for him.
Yeah.
He's out there.
Yeah.
You go buddy.
He got there.
Get the food.
Yeah.
Get outside.
That’s whats going on with me.
Okay.
I got my real ID today.
That?
That's huge.
It's only taking you foreverto get that.
Five years.
But I got it.
Now we can go to New York.
Now I can go to New York.
You couldn't travel.
(00:46):
Well, that's enough, back talk.
This is the Candy Episode, andthis is Demon Babie, the number
one podcast in the world.
Hit the music.
First topic.
(01:08):
Well, first of all, do you likecandy?
Oh, yeah.
I have the biggest sweet toothin the world, so
this is a good episode for you.
This is not like the lunchepisode.
Yeah.
No, this is going to be a lotof.
Emma's excited.
You've got some answers.
Yeah.
I'll be ready for this one.
Okay.
First topic.
Which candy deserves a rebrand.
(01:30):
Rebrand for a candy.
What Candy needs to come back,make its debut again.
Maybe hit a new audience ofkids.
Ooh good question.
I really didn't think about thisone.
Ah oh.
Ah oh.
You got the questions for thefirst time in advance.
And I didn't really read them.
Didn't read em.
I didn't do my homework.
You didn’t even look at‘em.
(01:51):
No.
I looked at like, three, andthen I’ll figure it out.
Maybe 100.
Grand Bar.
Hundred Grand Bar needs arebrand?
Yeah, I just feel likepackaging, it needs, like, more
marketing behind it.
Like, it's.
It's fine.
The esthetic.
I can picture it, I get it, butit's not as popular as it could
be.
It's Caramelly is chewy.
It's got a little crunch.
It's really good.
(02:11):
Economy.
It's probably only worth 50grand now, maybe ten.
I think it's funny that Ialways, Or does it go up in
value?
Is it a million?
a million bar??
Yeah.
With inflation, it would be themillion grand bar.
unless it devalues I don’t know.
I always called it the thousandgrand bar because my mom did, so
I just did.
So maybe it's a 1000 grand barfor real.
Now that's the rebrand.
(02:32):
That’s generational trauma.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you think?
Candy needs a rebrand.
I think Butterfinger needs arebrand.
Butterfinger was is.
Delicious.
I don't think I've ever had aButterfinger.
You’ve had a Butterfinger we’vehad this conversation before.
Oh.
Off.
Pod.
Off Pod Made You eat abutterfinger.
Oh, well, I don't remembereating one, so it wasn't
(02:52):
memorable.
So maybe it does need a rebrand,reformulation.
That’s what I’m saying.
All right, well, what would yourebrand it to look like?
I just think they need a bettermarketing team.
You know, follow the MountainDew or Oreo campaign style.
They do good work.
They do.
Those are good camps.
Yeah.
All right, next topic.
What candy did you hate asa kid?
(03:12):
Almond joys.
I have the same answer.
Really.
Really yeah almond joys as a kidyou’re just like.
When I would get that onHalloween.
I was so pissed off because forsome reason, my neighborhood had
a lot of Almond Joys gettingthrown in the bags.
That was tough.
I would always try and trade itaway.
The craziest part is what?
(03:34):
Fuckin love an almond joy now.
You've dipped back in.
I haven't dipped back in.
Oh my God, I get it.
I'm on board.
Almond joys are delicious.
They're adult.
They're an adult.
Candy They’re a mans candy.
Do you think they need a rebrandto be a little more luxurious, a
little more manly, a little moreadult coded because they're very
childishly coded.
That's not the point.
(03:55):
The point of it all is.
Well, you.
You need a little joy.
You're getting a divorce.
You’re losing your job.
Need a little Joy in your life.
Get an almond joy Oh, I don'tknow.
It was such a sad candy well aman's life.
Is a sad life.
Oh.
That's awful.
I didn't like any of that.
Next topic.
Thank you.
(04:16):
Obviously, you can't talk candy.
And not bring up Halloween.
Yeah.
What was your basket situationas a Halloween candy?
No, this whole basket thing iskind of funny, so I didn't
basket I I'll tell you whatI had.
So I had a Frankenstein handwith the purple bag under it.
(04:36):
And you would, like,put the hand out.
Also, I never dressed up asFrankenstein.
It was just a hand.
Held its own bag No.
Like, you no.
it was like the palm.
And then the palm was a bag, andit was really cool.
And then I think I eventuallyswitched off of that to just a
pillowcase.
that was insane that first thingthough.
I know, it was a really coolHalloween bag.
(04:57):
worth a billion dollarsif you had that.
Yeah, you would think, butthey're not.
That's crazy.
What was your candy sack?
Pillowcase.
Ripping that thing around.
Whipping it?
Yeah, beat somebody up like abag of oranges.
Did you go with, like, all theneighborhood kids when you were
growing up?
No.
What?
No.
Oh, my God, my neighborhood wasso much fun because there were
(05:19):
kids, like, around the same ageand all the houses.
So one house would host, like, alittle pre-game and
then one house we'd go to for,like, a dinner thing, and then
we'd all go trick or treating,and then we'd go back to another
house and all trade candy.
What a nice lovely childhood.
It was really fun.
Yeah, no nothing like mine..
That stopped at about thirdgrade.
(05:40):
Went out.
Fourth grade.
By myself.
Parents came for a little untilI was like ten and then by
myself.
‘n then died off.
Are you going to bring anyjoy to the podcast today, or
are you going to just say thatAlmond Joys are for divorcing
man and Halloween you spentalone?
No, I'm going to be a debbydowner.
Wow.
Okay.
(06:00):
What was your favorite halloweencandy?
Wait, hit me with that nexttopic.
What was your favorite HalloweenCandy?
Candy.
Candy.
Ooh, tough I.
Well, this is going to be, rude.
Take considering any king sizeanything is the best Halloween
candy.
(06:21):
What's the best king size then?
Doesn't matter.
Yes it does.
No, because you got the kingsize.
You won Halloween.
King Size Almond Joy.
that didn't happen.
Yes it did.
I never got.
One.
Full size Almond Joy.
They exist like a king sizeTwix.
Okay, so a big Twix.
Like the four pack for Joey.
Joey, do you not?
You don't know your candy like Ido.
(06:42):
There is a special run of candythat's literally labeled King
size.
I don’t think That's true.
I will put it up.
Put it up.
Who was right about king size.
King size, candy normal size.
You're wrong.
Put it up.
Emma.
Put it up.
Joey.
What's your favorite Halloweencandy.
Mine.
As a kid was Butterfinger.
(07:02):
And I hate to be bringing herback into this relationship
again already ya Butterfinger.
Loved it.
I like the crunch.
Original flavor.
Really deserves it’s time onthe throne.
Oh, I have a good Halloweencandy.
Ok.
Those, caramel apple lollipops.
Yeah.
I didn't really have the teethsituation to do it.
(07:22):
Oh the lollipop.
The lollipop.
Those are delicious.
I thought you meant a realcaramel apple.
That's fun too.
Very Halloween also verycarnival.
Very carnival, butvery Halloween with those
caramel apple lollipops.
Those are delicious.
Yeah.
Fuck heavy with those.
I still fuck with those.
I'm like, Ikes sandwiches givesyou those when you get their
orders to go I think they’reflirting with me when they
give me those.
I'm like, did you think I'mpretty?
(07:43):
You ordered it on Postmates.
They can't see. You Who the hellsaw my postmates face.
Next topic.
Switching holidays.
We're going to Christmas is yourChristmas stocking candy.
Oh, we would always get goldcoins.
Gold coins here too.
Do you fuck with the gold coins.
I did growing up?
Now I don't.
(08:04):
Really.
I still think that's a deliciouschocolate.
In there.
It’s is pretty good, but it's alittle, it’s white trash
elegance and I will not acceptany other.
Okay.
Sorry.
It’s delicious.
I like how thin they are.
Yeah, they are really.
They have a nice crunch bite.
They have good bite and I liketo balance them like a coin.
(08:24):
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like that.
Next topic.
We're hitting another holiday.
Oh Easter.
back to back holidays Easter.
So my family has a really funtradition at Easter.
If you're a candy head like myentire family is, they do a
special order of candies foreveryone.
It used to be a surprise order.
(08:44):
Now we all know it's coming, sowe place our orders used with
surprise order.
Everyone got their own box ofchocolates from Ester Price
candies in Ohio.
They're so good.
They're so good.
They’re not that good.
Fuck off.
They're so good.
They make a chocolate coveredpotato chip.
That's so fire.
put you those did.
Exactly.
(09:04):
They make an opera cream, firethe honeycombs.
Opera cream Is literally themost perverted thing you could
ever order.
Sorry.
I like a little cream inmy mouth.
Go home.
And then I also would get thehoneycombs.
Those are fire.
That’s like a butterfinger.
But it's not.
It's a honeycomb.
(09:25):
And then I would also like thethe solid dark chocolates.
Okay.
Can I talk about my eastera little bit?
No, because that was justthe box of candies we got.
Then we got baskets and thenin the baskets we would get,
chocolate eggs and then peeps.
I like those robin eggs.
I did not like the robin eggs.
We have such different taste incandy.
(09:46):
You don’t like robin eggs?
No, God.
loser.
And then, I would we wouldalways do those big chocolate,
bunnies.
Hollow or solid?
Hollow.
I like em hollow.
Yeah, we got a solid one once.
It’s too hard.
You can't really eat it.
Yeah.
Okay.
So.
Yeah.
Go on.
What's in?
What was in your basket?
(10:06):
Just peeps no wonder.
You're such a peep fiend.
What was the best thing we didwith our peeps this last Easter?
I don’t remember what flavorthey were.
I don't remember what flavorof the peep was, but no
it matters it matters.
We were dipping our peep inorange wine, and it was
delicious.
I think it was vanilla.
No.
It wasn't until, it was, ughI can't remember.
(10:30):
I don't remember.
It was a specialty flavor peepthough.
It was.
So good.
There might have been s’more.
No, I don't thinkx it waseither.
I don’t remember I love as’more.
Yeah you do.
Man you are gonna have a sweeta tooth after this.
Oh, yeah.
I'm.
I'm getting something.
There's no way.
There's no way I don't getcandy.
After this alright.
(10:51):
Last holiday hit me with it nexttopic.
Valentines day best And worst.
I think Valentine's Day overallis the worst candy holiday.
I agree.
I don't know why I think thechocolate quality goes down.
It's terrible.
Chocolate strawberries alwaysmelted, never cold enough.
That’s probably the best I’llsay.
No.
That is the best dessert thatyou get for Valentine's Day.
(11:14):
But it's always just like weirdFerrero Rocher chocolates.
Not that great.
Okay, what the worst?
Maybe.
Actually, I was going to sayFerrero, but maybe, you know
those chocolate boxes that theysell at the grocery store with
the like off brand.
Everything that those all justtaste weird.
(11:35):
You don’t like those.
Those creamy ones?
No.
That's like a guy who eats tacobell and drinks monster all day.
That’s what that tastes like.
Yeah, it's gross.
He’s a little sicky whickey.
What's your favorite Valentine'sDay candy?
Favorite.
ferrero rocher.
ferrero rocher I don't know.
(11:55):
ferrero rocher ferrero rocher.
Enter the chat.
Prove me wrong.
Yeah.
The worst I would agree.
Like a shitty Hershey's box ofchocolate.
That damn corner.
Hershey's.
Yeah Hershey’s specific.
Fuck them.
Damn.
All right.
This is a Good question.
Next topic.
Maybe it was a better nexttopic.
(12:17):
Topic.
One more.
One more please.
Next topic.
What?
Candy should be fun sized oreven smaller?
Reese's really tiny little.
Muy pequeno.
the ones they put in ice cream?
Yeah.
You should be able to buy thosemini teeny weeny pequeno
(12:38):
Reese's.
I didn't even preplan thatanswer.
Yeah, I would eat a fuckinthousand of those.
Just nom nom nom nom.
I mean, they.
Have mini ones but you.
no smaller.
Yeah I know I'm salivating.
Yeah that’s pretty good.
What about you.
Oh I want, I want to a kit katbut I want to reconstruct it
(12:58):
to be like a shoestring Frenchfry.
Oh fun.
Yeah.
Even smaller.
Thinner crispier.
Damn Kit-Kat reformed into that.
I like it.
But that's not really mini it.
It's thinner.
It's thinner and smaller.
But my mini is mini.
Teeny weeny tiny.
I’m saying one kit kat Too.
Not two.
okay.
And the big stick pile.
(13:20):
big I would want like a bucketof that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Love it.
Next topic.
What candy should be bigger.
Bigger.
What should be enlargered.
Ooh I don't know.
Maybe a jelly bean.
That's a crazy pull.
I like it though.
(13:40):
Yeah I could.
That’s kind of a good pull.
Like, give it a, how big?like arock?
jelly beans.
Like this big, like a, likemaybe like this big like you
could bite.
You could eat it in 2 to 3bites.
The size of a tide pod.
Yes, that's exactly what I'msaying.
A jelly bean size?
No, a tide pod size jelly bean.
(14:03):
That would be cool.
Yes, I.
I think I would try that.
Thank you.
What do you think needs to beenlarged?
Oh, I want a warhead.
Oh, the size of a Jawbreaker.
Oh.
I want to rub y tongue raw.
Okay.
That's crazy.
(14:23):
Yeah.
I don't like warheads.
I love warheads.
Next topic.
Jawbreakers.
What about em?
Did you eat those growing up?
Would you go to lick itlike a dog.
was it 7-Eleven or wherewould you go?
And you could get, like, a wholebunch of them That was not 7-11.
I don't know what it where.
It was just the candy store.
So they had ultra mini sizedjawbreakers.
Ultra Mini size jawbreakers areprobably one of my favorite
(14:45):
candies too.
Really.
Oh my god.
The I mean, we're talking like.
bbs.
Yeah.
Oh my God, those things are sofucking good.
so good.
But they also make like likeyou're saying about the
warheads.
They make jumbo sizejawbreakers.
Like golf ball size.
Tennis ball size.
I want a warhead the size ofthat.
That's crazy.
Did you ever try.
(15:06):
And widdle one of those downin one go?
Cause I did it.
It was bad a couple days.
You did?
It didn't hurt your jaw.
No I’m not a pussy.
All right, next topic.
If you had to invent your owncandy what would it be?
Okay I think I would do like thereverse of a chocolate covered
(15:27):
strawberry.
And I would do chocolate butwith like a strawberry is my
favorite fruit.
Like leave me alone.
I would do like freeze driedstrawberries or like dehydrated
strawberries, like cut down andthen inside the chocolate, like
it'd be a filling.
strawberry filling, strawberryjam basically.
No, but I don't want it tojammy.
I want it a little more onthe dry side.
(15:49):
Okay, okay.
You see what I'm saying?
I think it could be good.
Like powder?
no, no, no, it's still chunks.
Okay.
Like jam.
No, that's liquid dry chunks.
Jelly or Jam neither.
Dehydrated strawberries.
But little wet still..
(16:10):
No.
Okay.
What what would you make.
I you know I think I gotta goback to my shoestring.
Twix or kit kat idea.
really.
that just sounds Delicious.
I made an original candy.
I don't know what to tell you.
All right.
How about chocolate dippedflaming hot Cheetos.
(16:31):
Oh I’d try that.
That just came out of my brain.
I might even want to try thatright now.
tonight.
Let's pods over, We got toget to cooking.
Chocolate dipped Flaming hotcheetoh..
that dark chocolate?
probably delicious.
Yeah.
Milk chocolates probably.
Pretty good white chocolatetrash.
Don't put it like it.
Put in the trash.
Next topic.
(16:52):
What candy did you loveas a kid?
But you wouldn't eat it now?
Oh.
Oh, I know milk.
duds.
You were fucking around withmilk duds back then?
Mhm.
As a kid?
I ripped.
That seems like an adults.
No, I ripped a whole, cap offwith one, I ripped, I ripped it,
(17:13):
I ripped a cap off.
I ripped a retainer out.
Okay, but lets say your teethare up to par.
My teeth.
Will never be up to par.
but lets say they Were.
Yeah.
Titanium Kanye bites.
Would you hit the milk duds forthe Flavor.
they're really good.
Damn that’s crazy.
My teeth are just too fucked.
I couldn’t even tell you whata milk dud tastes like.
Just thinking about that makesmy teeth hurt.
(17:34):
Yeah, I can't.
What about you?
Nerds.
Oh, yeah, I can't.
I don't fuck with nerds.
No.
But I fucking loved them asa kid.
I like I did too pink or purple.
I think I was more into thepurple.
I was in the pink.
We'd be a good nerd box split.
Yeah.
We could really We could sharea box.
(17:54):
divy it up.
Yeah.
Wait, what weren’t they mixed.
Some of them?
They were split.
I think later in life they camesplit.
They segregated.
Like I said in the lunch episodeI got candy in my lunch box
through high school.
So I probably had kid candylonger than you.
I thought you were going to say,like I said, in the lunch
episode.I believe insegregation.
Yeah.
(18:15):
Next topic.
Is there anything you alwayswanted to try but you couldn’t?
Always no, but recently wantedto try but can't?
Yes.
Dubai chocolate.
Wow.
Have you tried?
Well, you probably haven't triedit.
Have you heard of it?
You haven't tried it?
It's an answer for later in theepisode for me.
(18:36):
But yeah, I want to try thatas well.
So I saw, but that’s not myanswer for this topic.
well I want to talk about itgo on.
I it's, I learned about ita little more today today today.
Oh this is.
Fresh.
Well I've wanted to try itfor a while, but I didn't
really know what was in it.
And it's pistachio phyllo doughfilling and then some other very
specific thing from the MiddleEast.
(18:57):
That is like hard to source..
It’s exotic.
And that's what the green is, isfrom the pistachio.
Yeah I want to try one.
So bad.
But we can probably order someright now.
I probably will after this pod.
Demon Babie Tries Stuff.
I almost ordered one for this.
Are you going to.
Are you ready to be jealousof my answer?
Yeah.
Ask me.
(19:17):
What is something you didn't trybut want to try?
Is there a candy you've alwayswanted to try, but you haven’t.
Okay.
I'm sorry, I don't havethe question right in front of
me.
Yeah i know.
i do.
I wrote it.
Jimmy.
Neutrons.
Candy.
Oh.
Those clusters.
Yeah.
That tastes like everything.
(19:38):
Yeah.
And they got addicted andeveryone was an addict.
they went after‘em.
You?
That's what you want.
Yeah, but you never wantedto try that.
I forgot about it.
That's such a deep cut.
I don't even think it was thatdeep of a cut.
It was so on the surface for me.
Wow.
Well I was ready for it.
that's crazy.
First thing i thought of.
Wow.
All right, next topic.
(20:00):
Well, this might go along withthe last thing you said, but
we're going to ask it anyway.
Maybe you have a differentanswer.
Okay.
What international or nichecandy.
Are you curious about that.
the Dubai.
The Dubai chocolate.
That’s what my answer was As.
Well.
Yeah.
But I’ll add in a new one.
More of the Twix is, kitkatsfrom Japan.
(20:21):
More of ones we couldn’t gethere.
Yeah, I would, I would agreewith that.
We tried the matcha one.
We tried strawberry, but there'smore out there.
I'd like to try them all.
I would love more Asianflavored.
I wonder if they do only specialflavors for Japan, or if they do
special flavors for othercountries too.
I think it's mostly Japan.
that’s where the market is.
Kit Kats in Japan are the best.
(20:43):
Next topic.
Gas station candy pick.
Kit kat.
True.
I love Kit Kats.
I get them all the time whenwe go to a gas station.
That's why I didn't work for my,or liquor store.
Or liquor.
Didn't work for my lunch pull.
That's all I get at the gasstation or liquor store is a Kit
Kat.
It's not lunch.
That's just candy.
That’s true.
(21:05):
What's your, gas station?
Candy Reeces sticks.
Oh, the stick is the bestproduct Reese's makes.
The stick is good.
best product reeces makes.
I disagree, that's not the bestone.
I like reeces thins.
thins?
they make a thin.
oh the thin peanut butter cup?
Yeah, get out of here.
okay.
you’re a fool.
Whatever.
That's delicious.
(21:25):
That's crazy.
There’s no crunch! There is!You're absolutely wrong.
There's literally there's snap.
There's no crunch.
Disagree.
How?
Where's the crunch?
In the snap.
No.
Then you keep biting through itcrunch crunch crunch.
There's not crunch.
You're wrong in.
A Reeces!?
Yes.
It’s Peanut butter andchocolate.
What's crunchy.
What's crunchy.
In the normal one.
They have wafer.
(21:46):
No.
Only in the sticks.
Yeah.
In the sticks I’m saying.
Then get a kick out if you wanta wafer.
No, I like the peanut butter.
I'm not that big of a peanutbutter fan.
Then stay out of my lane ofreeces okay lady.
But see your, M&M peanut butterkind of guy, aren't you?
I’m an m&m peanut kinda guy.
not peanut butter.
Those are gross.
Those are.
(22:06):
Gross.
Peanuts.
Delicious.
Next topic.
Movie theater.
Candy choice.
Popcorn.
Bunch of crunch.
Buncha Crunch and watermelonsour patch.
Oh, that's good milk duds.
Before I ripped everything outof my mouth.
That was a big movie theater.
Candy for me.
and snow caps if you're gross.
(22:28):
That's gross.
No, Yeah those are gross.
there was a period at the movietheater where they had, ice
cream dibs.
Yeah, that was really good.
that was Pretty.
that was pretty crazy.
that was pretty crazy becauseit’d always melt too.
And then you just got thegrossest hands.
Sticky hands.
Oh I had sticky hands for a fewreasons at the movie theatre.
Next topic.
(22:49):
Road trip candy.
Road trip.
Candy.
I didn't really.
Candy on road trips.
I would get a bag of puffyCheetos.
That's not candy.
You're going on a road triptoday?
Tomorrow.
And I got to bring candy.
You got to candy.
Kit kat and a Twix.
King size.
King size.
(23:10):
Because I'm on a road trip.
I'm going to be in the cara long time.
I would do a bucket of peanut.
m&ms.
*gag*.
*gag*.
*gag*.
Don’t gag in my mic.
*gag*.
Yuck.
We have such different taste incandy.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
It's crazy we’re even togetherat this point.
It doesn't make sense.
This is.
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This is the end.
Thank you for watching the demonbabie.
This will be the last episode.
The candy one is what breaksus up.
Sorry.
I really didn't think it wasgoing to be this.
Well, let's finish on a high.
We have two more questions.
Great.
Next topic.
Thank you.
Jeez, forget your own, you haveone catch phrase and almost
forgot it.
I didn't.
What candy screams rich kid.
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Oh I don't know.
Tony's chocolate Tony's Tony'sTony's the fuckin, uneven the
big thick bar of chocolate.
Yeah that’s unevenly broken.
yeah because.
The uneven distribution ofwealth and the money in the
candy industry or whatever.
Yeah, but I only see rich peoplebuying it.
Oh, that is a good answer.
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Yeah.
I said ferrero rocher.
when I was a kid, I thought thattinfoil might actually be gold,
there’s no way, my mom would’vebought, that stuff.
I didn’t have one until I was18.
if she was presented withtwo things a Tony's and a
Ferrero Rocher, she'd buy theFerrero.
Okay.
You think so?
Yeah, why?
because I bet the Tony's is moreexpensive.
(24:35):
But yeah, she's gettin whateverscheapest.
I'm not saying we're going offthe most expensive.
I'm saying, oh, what gives theenergy of I stand by what I
said.
And I didn't have a ferrerorocher until I was an adult.
Next topic.
What's old people Candy?
(24:58):
Hard caramels.
Yeah.
The**Werthers** WerthersWeathers.
Withers feathers.
My grandma had those.
Those are Delicious.
Yeah.
Your grandma doesn't have stufflike that.
My grandma was like a realclassic old lady.
No I have a granola grandma.
Yeah, my grandma was a classicallady.
She had a jar of them.
What's gonna to be your ownperson Candy.
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When you're an old lady,what are you going to have?
You’re a chocolate girl! I'ma chocolate girl.
It's not going to change.
So we'll see.
What do you mean we’ll see?
I don't know, because I don'tjust keep candy in the house
like that.
Probably cookies, I don't know,it's not really a candy.
Well, who said I had to keepcandy in the house like that?
(25:42):
The question.
I'll be a chocolate almonds kindof girl.
Okay, that's what I am rightnow.
So what about you?
Yeah.
I haven't had one.
I literally I might have neverhad one.
No, I've had one in likeHalloween candy.
Okay.
But I couldn't tell you whatit tasted like.
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I have no memory.
Okay.
And I think I would need toredive to fully commit to this
lifestyle.
But I’m scared.
Okay.
A pay day.
Oh.
I haven’t had a pay day.
I don't.
Know it tastes like.
I don't think I've everhad a payday.
But I feel like a.
Guy who gets a pay day nowthat's a man.
That's an old man.
That's an old man.
Because that's the only candyhe had growing up.
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Then get a payday.
When you’re getting paid?
Get a pay day.
Is that they're.
Saying, no, I don't know.
I don't know anything aboutthe company, all right?
I don't even know what's in it,what it tastes like.
I don't know anything about apayday.
So.
Me either.
That's crazy.
Crazy that that was your answer.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just I like the mystery of itall.
It's.
Yeah, that one's a big mystery.
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Seductive.
I don’t what doing over there.
What do you look like under allthat wrapping.
I want to take it off.
Ew.
*slurps* No.
You can act like you like meduring the episode.
It’s fine.
Yeah.
And that's our show.
That is our show.
Thats our last topic.
(27:06):
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If you want.
Maybe Are we leaving the cameraup?.
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and Welcome to another episodeof the Demon Babie Podcast.
(00:03):
I’m Joey Lombardo aka Demon ofHollywood, and I'm sitting here
with the, alabaster angels.
The, Blond Babie, the candy, Mycandy crush.
Emma Nilsson.
Hello, demon.
Daddy?
What's going on?
I just got home from work.
a guy in a wheelchair eatingin a restaurant.
And I was like.
(00:25):
I like that.
Good for him.
Good for him.
Yeah.
He's out there.
Yeah.
You go buddy.
He got there.
Get the food.
Yeah.
Get outside.
That’s whats going on with me.
Okay.
I got my real ID today.
That?
That's huge.
It's only taking you foreverto get that.
Five years.
But I got it.
Now we can go to New York.
Now I can go to New York.
You couldn't travel.
(00:46):
Well, that's enough, back talk.
This is the Candy Episode, andthis is Demon Babie, the number
one podcast in the world.
Hit the music.
First topic.
(01:08):
Well, first of all, do you likecandy?
Oh, yeah.
I have the biggest sweet toothin the world, so
this is a good episode for you.
This is not like the lunchepisode.
Yeah.
No, this is going to be a lotof.
Emma's excited.
You've got some answers.
Yeah.
I'll be ready for this one.
Okay.
First topic.
Which candy deserves a rebrand.
(01:30):
Rebrand for a candy.
What Candy needs to come back,make its debut again.
Maybe hit a new audience ofkids.
Ooh good question.
I really didn't think about thisone.
Ah oh.
Ah oh.
You got the questions for thefirst time in advance.
And I didn't really read them.
Didn't read em.
I didn't do my homework.
You didn’t even look at‘em.
(01:51):
No.
I looked at like, three, andthen I’ll figure it out.
Maybe 100.
Grand Bar.
Hundred Grand Bar needs arebrand?
Yeah, I just feel likepackaging, it needs, like, more
marketing behind it.
Like, it's.
It's fine.
The esthetic.
I can picture it, I get it, butit's not as popular as it could
be.
It's Caramelly is chewy.
It's got a little crunch.
It's really good.
(02:11):
Economy.
It's probably only worth 50grand now, maybe ten.
I think it's funny that Ialways, Or does it go up in
value?
Is it a million?
a million bar??
Yeah.
With inflation, it would be themillion grand bar.
unless it devalues I don’t know.
I always called it the thousandgrand bar because my mom did, so
I just did.
So maybe it's a 1000 grand barfor real.
Now that's the rebrand.
(02:32):
That’s generational trauma.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you think?
Candy needs a rebrand.
I think Butterfinger needs arebrand.
Butterfinger was is.
Delicious.
I don't think I've ever had aButterfinger.
You’ve had a Butterfinger we’vehad this conversation before.
Oh.
Off.
Pod.
Off Pod Made You eat abutterfinger.
Oh, well, I don't remembereating one, so it wasn't
(02:52):
memorable.
So maybe it does need a rebrand,reformulation.
That’s what I’m saying.
All right, well, what would yourebrand it to look like?
I just think they need a bettermarketing team.
You know, follow the MountainDew or Oreo campaign style.
They do good work.
They do.
Those are good camps.
Yeah.
All right, next topic.
What candy did you hate asa kid?
(03:12):
Almond joys.
I have the same answer.
Really.
Really yeah almond joys as a kidyou’re just like.
When I would get that onHalloween.
I was so pissed off because forsome reason, my neighborhood had
a lot of Almond Joys gettingthrown in the bags.
That was tough.
I would always try and trade itaway.
The craziest part is what?
(03:34):
Fuckin love an almond joy now.
You've dipped back in.
I haven't dipped back in.
Oh my God, I get it.
I'm on board.
Almond joys are delicious.
They're adult.
They're an adult.
Candy They’re a mans candy.
Do you think they need a rebrandto be a little more luxurious, a
little more manly, a little moreadult coded because they're very
childishly coded.
That's not the point.
(03:55):
The point of it all is.
Well, you.
You need a little joy.
You're getting a divorce.
You’re losing your job.
Need a little Joy in your life.
Get an almond joy Oh, I don'tknow.
It was such a sad candy well aman's life.
Is a sad life.
Oh.
That's awful.
I didn't like any of that.
Next topic.
Thank you.
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Obviously, you can't talk candy.
And not bring up Halloween.
Yeah.
What was your basket situationas a Halloween candy?
No, this whole basket thing iskind of funny, so I didn't
basket I I'll tell you whatI had.
So I had a Frankenstein handwith the purple bag under it.
(04:36):
And you would, like,put the hand out.
Also, I never dressed up asFrankenstein.
It was just a hand.
Held its own bag No.
Like, you no.
it was like the palm.
And then the palm was a bag, andit was really cool.
And then I think I eventuallyswitched off of that to just a
pillowcase.
that was insane that first thingthough.
I know, it was a really coolHalloween bag.
(04:57):
worth a billion dollarsif you had that.
Yeah, you would think, butthey're not.
That's crazy.
What was your candy sack?
Pillowcase.
Ripping that thing around.
Whipping it?
Yeah, beat somebody up like abag of oranges.
Did you go with, like, all theneighborhood kids when you were
growing up?
No.
What?
No.
Oh, my God, my neighborhood wasso much fun because there were
(05:19):
kids, like, around the same ageand all the houses.
So one house would host, like, alittle pre-game and
then one house we'd go to for,like, a dinner thing, and then
we'd all go trick or treating,and then we'd go back to another
house and all trade candy.
What a nice lovely childhood.
It was really fun.
Yeah, no nothing like mine..
That stopped at about thirdgrade.
(05:40):
Went out.
Fourth grade.
By myself.
Parents came for a little untilI was like ten and then by
myself.
‘n then died off.
Are you going to bring anyjoy to the podcast today, or
are you going to just say thatAlmond Joys are for divorcing
man and Halloween you spentalone?
No, I'm going to be a debbydowner.
Wow.
Okay.
(06:00):
What was your favorite halloweencandy?
Wait, hit me with that nexttopic.
What was your favorite HalloweenCandy?
Candy.
Candy.
Ooh, tough I.
Well, this is going to be, rude.
Take considering any king sizeanything is the best Halloween
candy.
(06:21):
What's the best king size then?
Doesn't matter.
Yes it does.
No, because you got the kingsize.
You won Halloween.
King Size Almond Joy.
that didn't happen.
Yes it did.
I never got.
One.
Full size Almond Joy.
They exist like a king sizeTwix.
Okay, so a big Twix.
Like the four pack for Joey.
Joey, do you not?
You don't know your candy like Ido.
(06:42):
There is a special run of candythat's literally labeled King
size.
I don’t think That's true.
I will put it up.
Put it up.
Who was right about king size.
King size, candy normal size.
You're wrong.
Put it up.
Emma.
Put it up.
Joey.
What's your favorite Halloweencandy.
Mine.
As a kid was Butterfinger.
(07:02):
And I hate to be bringing herback into this relationship
again already ya Butterfinger.
Loved it.
I like the crunch.
Original flavor.
Really deserves it’s time onthe throne.
Oh, I have a good Halloweencandy.
Ok.
Those, caramel apple lollipops.
Yeah.
I didn't really have the teethsituation to do it.
(07:22):
Oh the lollipop.
The lollipop.
Those are delicious.
I thought you meant a realcaramel apple.
That's fun too.
Very Halloween also verycarnival.
Very carnival, butvery Halloween with those
caramel apple lollipops.
Those are delicious.
Yeah.
Fuck heavy with those.
I still fuck with those.
I'm like, Ikes sandwiches givesyou those when you get their
orders to go I think they’reflirting with me when they
give me those.
I'm like, did you think I'mpretty?
(07:43):
You ordered it on Postmates.
They can't see. You Who the hellsaw my postmates face.
Next topic.
Switching holidays.
We're going to Christmas is yourChristmas stocking candy.
Oh, we would always get goldcoins.
Gold coins here too.
Do you fuck with the gold coins.
I did growing up?
Now I don't.
(08:04):
Really.
I still think that's a deliciouschocolate.
In there.
It’s is pretty good, but it's alittle, it’s white trash
elegance and I will not acceptany other.
Okay.
Sorry.
It’s delicious.
I like how thin they are.
Yeah, they are really.
They have a nice crunch bite.
They have good bite and I liketo balance them like a coin.
(08:24):
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like that.
Next topic.
We're hitting another holiday.
Oh Easter.
back to back holidays Easter.
So my family has a really funtradition at Easter.
If you're a candy head like myentire family is, they do a
special order of candies foreveryone.
It used to be a surprise order.
(08:44):
Now we all know it's coming, sowe place our orders used with
surprise order.
Everyone got their own box ofchocolates from Ester Price
candies in Ohio.
They're so good.
They're so good.
They’re not that good.
Fuck off.
They're so good.
They make a chocolate coveredpotato chip.
That's so fire.
put you those did.
Exactly.
(09:04):
They make an opera cream, firethe honeycombs.
Opera cream Is literally themost perverted thing you could
ever order.
Sorry.
I like a little cream inmy mouth.
Go home.
And then I also would get thehoneycombs.
Those are fire.
That’s like a butterfinger.
But it's not.
It's a honeycomb.
(09:25):
And then I would also like thethe solid dark chocolates.
Okay.
Can I talk about my eastera little bit?
No, because that was justthe box of candies we got.
Then we got baskets and thenin the baskets we would get,
chocolate eggs and then peeps.
I like those robin eggs.
I did not like the robin eggs.
We have such different taste incandy.
(09:46):
You don’t like robin eggs?
No, God.
loser.
And then, I would we wouldalways do those big chocolate,
bunnies.
Hollow or solid?
Hollow.
I like em hollow.
Yeah, we got a solid one once.
It’s too hard.
You can't really eat it.
Yeah.
Okay.
So.
Yeah.
Go on.
What's in?
What was in your basket?
(10:06):
Just peeps no wonder.
You're such a peep fiend.
What was the best thing we didwith our peeps this last Easter?
I don’t remember what flavorthey were.
I don't remember what flavorof the peep was, but no
it matters it matters.
We were dipping our peep inorange wine, and it was
delicious.
I think it was vanilla.
No.
It wasn't until, it was, ughI can't remember.
(10:30):
I don't remember.
It was a specialty flavor peepthough.
It was.
So good.
There might have been s’more.
No, I don't thinkx it waseither.
I don’t remember I love as’more.
Yeah you do.
Man you are gonna have a sweeta tooth after this.
Oh, yeah.
I'm.
I'm getting something.
There's no way.
There's no way I don't getcandy.
After this alright.
(10:51):
Last holiday hit me with it nexttopic.
Valentines day best And worst.
I think Valentine's Day overallis the worst candy holiday.
I agree.
I don't know why I think thechocolate quality goes down.
It's terrible.
Chocolate strawberries alwaysmelted, never cold enough.
That’s probably the best I’llsay.
No.
That is the best dessert thatyou get for Valentine's Day.
(11:14):
But it's always just like weirdFerrero Rocher chocolates.
Not that great.
Okay, what the worst?
Maybe.
Actually, I was going to sayFerrero, but maybe, you know
those chocolate boxes that theysell at the grocery store with
the like off brand.
Everything that those all justtaste weird.
(11:35):
You don’t like those.
Those creamy ones?
No.
That's like a guy who eats tacobell and drinks monster all day.
That’s what that tastes like.
Yeah, it's gross.
He’s a little sicky whickey.
What's your favorite Valentine'sDay candy?
Favorite.
ferrero rocher.
ferrero rocher I don't know.
(11:55):
ferrero rocher ferrero rocher.
Enter the chat.
Prove me wrong.
Yeah.
The worst I would agree.
Like a shitty Hershey's box ofchocolate.
That damn corner.
Hershey's.
Yeah Hershey’s specific.
Fuck them.
Damn.
All right.
This is a Good question.
Next topic.
Maybe it was a better nexttopic.
(12:17):
Topic.
One more.
One more please.
Next topic.
What?
Candy should be fun sized oreven smaller?
Reese's really tiny little.
Muy pequeno.
the ones they put in ice cream?
Yeah.
You should be able to buy thosemini teeny weeny pequeno
(12:38):
Reese's.
I didn't even preplan thatanswer.
Yeah, I would eat a fuckinthousand of those.
Just nom nom nom nom.
I mean, they.
Have mini ones but you.
no smaller.
Yeah I know I'm salivating.
Yeah that’s pretty good.
What about you.
Oh I want, I want to a kit katbut I want to reconstruct it
(12:58):
to be like a shoestring Frenchfry.
Oh fun.
Yeah.
Even smaller.
Thinner crispier.
Damn Kit-Kat reformed into that.
I like it.
But that's not really mini it.
It's thinner.
It's thinner and smaller.
But my mini is mini.
Teeny weeny tiny.
I’m saying one kit kat Too.
Not two.
okay.
And the big stick pile.
(13:20):
big I would want like a bucketof that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Love it.
Next topic.
What candy should be bigger.
Bigger.
What should be enlargered.
Ooh I don't know.
Maybe a jelly bean.
That's a crazy pull.
I like it though.
(13:40):
Yeah I could.
That’s kind of a good pull.
Like, give it a, how big?like arock?
jelly beans.
Like this big, like a, likemaybe like this big like you
could bite.
You could eat it in 2 to 3bites.
The size of a tide pod.
Yes, that's exactly what I'msaying.
A jelly bean size?
No, a tide pod size jelly bean.
(14:03):
That would be cool.
Yes, I.
I think I would try that.
Thank you.
What do you think needs to beenlarged?
Oh, I want a warhead.
Oh, the size of a Jawbreaker.
Oh.
I want to rub y tongue raw.
Okay.
That's crazy.
(14:23):
Yeah.
I don't like warheads.
I love warheads.
Next topic.
Jawbreakers.
What about em?
Did you eat those growing up?
Would you go to lick itlike a dog.
was it 7-Eleven or wherewould you go?
And you could get, like, a wholebunch of them That was not 7-11.
I don't know what it where.
It was just the candy store.
So they had ultra mini sizedjawbreakers.
Ultra Mini size jawbreakers areprobably one of my favorite
(14:45):
candies too.
Really.
Oh my god.
The I mean, we're talking like.
bbs.
Yeah.
Oh my God, those things are sofucking good.
so good.
But they also make like likeyou're saying about the
warheads.
They make jumbo sizejawbreakers.
Like golf ball size.
Tennis ball size.
I want a warhead the size ofthat.
That's crazy.
Did you ever try.
(15:06):
And widdle one of those downin one go?
Cause I did it.
It was bad a couple days.
You did?
It didn't hurt your jaw.
No I’m not a pussy.
All right, next topic.
If you had to invent your owncandy what would it be?
Okay I think I would do like thereverse of a chocolate covered
(15:27):
strawberry.
And I would do chocolate butwith like a strawberry is my
favorite fruit.
Like leave me alone.
I would do like freeze driedstrawberries or like dehydrated
strawberries, like cut down andthen inside the chocolate, like
it'd be a filling.
strawberry filling, strawberryjam basically.
No, but I don't want it tojammy.
I want it a little more onthe dry side.
(15:49):
Okay, okay.
You see what I'm saying?
I think it could be good.
Like powder?
no, no, no, it's still chunks.
Okay.
Like jam.
No, that's liquid dry chunks.
Jelly or Jam neither.
Dehydrated strawberries.
But little wet still..
(16:10):
No.
Okay.
What what would you make.
I you know I think I gotta goback to my shoestring.
Twix or kit kat idea.
really.
that just sounds Delicious.
I made an original candy.
I don't know what to tell you.
All right.
How about chocolate dippedflaming hot Cheetos.
(16:31):
Oh I’d try that.
That just came out of my brain.
I might even want to try thatright now.
tonight.
Let's pods over, We got toget to cooking.
Chocolate dipped Flaming hotcheetoh..
that dark chocolate?
probably delicious.
Yeah.
Milk chocolates probably.
Pretty good white chocolatetrash.
Don't put it like it.
Put in the trash.
Next topic.
(16:52):
What candy did you loveas a kid?
But you wouldn't eat it now?
Oh.
Oh, I know milk.
duds.
You were fucking around withmilk duds back then?
Mhm.
As a kid?
I ripped.
That seems like an adults.
No, I ripped a whole, cap offwith one, I ripped, I ripped it,
(17:13):
I ripped a cap off.
I ripped a retainer out.
Okay, but lets say your teethare up to par.
My teeth.
Will never be up to par.
but lets say they Were.
Yeah.
Titanium Kanye bites.
Would you hit the milk duds forthe Flavor.
they're really good.
Damn that’s crazy.
My teeth are just too fucked.
I couldn’t even tell you whata milk dud tastes like.
Just thinking about that makesmy teeth hurt.
(17:34):
Yeah, I can't.
What about you?
Nerds.
Oh, yeah, I can't.
I don't fuck with nerds.
No.
But I fucking loved them asa kid.
I like I did too pink or purple.
I think I was more into thepurple.
I was in the pink.
We'd be a good nerd box split.
Yeah.
We could really We could sharea box.
(17:54):
divy it up.
Yeah.
Wait, what weren’t they mixed.
Some of them?
They were split.
I think later in life they camesplit.
They segregated.
Like I said in the lunch episodeI got candy in my lunch box
through high school.
So I probably had kid candylonger than you.
I thought you were going to say,like I said, in the lunch
episode.I believe insegregation.
Yeah.
(18:15):
Next topic.
Is there anything you alwayswanted to try but you couldn’t?
Always no, but recently wantedto try but can't?
Yes.
Dubai chocolate.
Wow.
Have you tried?
Well, you probably haven't triedit.
Have you heard of it?
You haven't tried it?
It's an answer for later in theepisode for me.
(18:36):
But yeah, I want to try thatas well.
So I saw, but that’s not myanswer for this topic.
well I want to talk about itgo on.
I it's, I learned about ita little more today today today.
Oh this is.
Fresh.
Well I've wanted to try itfor a while, but I didn't
really know what was in it.
And it's pistachio phyllo doughfilling and then some other very
specific thing from the MiddleEast.
(18:57):
That is like hard to source..
It’s exotic.
And that's what the green is, isfrom the pistachio.
Yeah I want to try one.
So bad.
But we can probably order someright now.
I probably will after this pod.
Demon Babie Tries Stuff.
I almost ordered one for this.
Are you going to.
Are you ready to be jealousof my answer?
Yeah.
Ask me.
(19:17):
What is something you didn't trybut want to try?
Is there a candy you've alwayswanted to try, but you haven’t.
Okay.
I'm sorry, I don't havethe question right in front of
me.
Yeah i know.
i do.
I wrote it.
Jimmy.
Neutrons.
Candy.
Oh.
Those clusters.
Yeah.
That tastes like everything.
(19:38):
Yeah.
And they got addicted andeveryone was an addict.
they went after‘em.
You?
That's what you want.
Yeah, but you never wantedto try that.
I forgot about it.
That's such a deep cut.
I don't even think it was thatdeep of a cut.
It was so on the surface for me.
Wow.
Well I was ready for it.
that's crazy.
First thing i thought of.
Wow.
All right, next topic.
(20:00):
Well, this might go along withthe last thing you said, but
we're going to ask it anyway.
Maybe you have a differentanswer.
Okay.
What international or nichecandy.
Are you curious about that.
the Dubai.
The Dubai chocolate.
That’s what my answer was As.
Well.
Yeah.
But I’ll add in a new one.
More of the Twix is, kitkatsfrom Japan.
(20:21):
More of ones we couldn’t gethere.
Yeah, I would, I would agreewith that.
We tried the matcha one.
We tried strawberry, but there'smore out there.
I'd like to try them all.
I would love more Asianflavored.
I wonder if they do only specialflavors for Japan, or if they do
special flavors for othercountries too.
I think it's mostly Japan.
that’s where the market is.
Kit Kats in Japan are the best.
(20:43):
Next topic.
Gas station candy pick.
Kit kat.
True.
I love Kit Kats.
I get them all the time whenwe go to a gas station.
That's why I didn't work for my,or liquor store.
Or liquor.
Didn't work for my lunch pull.
That's all I get at the gasstation or liquor store is a Kit
Kat.
It's not lunch.
That's just candy.
That’s true.
(21:05):
What's your, gas station?
Candy Reeces sticks.
Oh, the stick is the bestproduct Reese's makes.
The stick is good.
best product reeces makes.
I disagree, that's not the bestone.
I like reeces thins.
thins?
they make a thin.
oh the thin peanut butter cup?
Yeah, get out of here.
okay.
you’re a fool.
Whatever.
That's delicious.
(21:25):
That's crazy.
There’s no crunch! There is!You're absolutely wrong.
There's literally there's snap.
There's no crunch.
Disagree.
How?
Where's the crunch?
In the snap.
No.
Then you keep biting through itcrunch crunch crunch.
There's not crunch.
You're wrong in.
A Reeces!?
Yes.
It’s Peanut butter andchocolate.
What's crunchy.
What's crunchy.
In the normal one.
They have wafer.
(21:46):
No.
Only in the sticks.
Yeah.
In the sticks I’m saying.
Then get a kick out if you wanta wafer.
No, I like the peanut butter.
I'm not that big of a peanutbutter fan.
Then stay out of my lane ofreeces okay lady.
But see your, M&M peanut butterkind of guy, aren't you?
I’m an m&m peanut kinda guy.
not peanut butter.
Those are gross.
Those are.
(22:06):
Gross.
Peanuts.
Delicious.
Next topic.
Movie theater.
Candy choice.
Popcorn.
Bunch of crunch.
Buncha Crunch and watermelonsour patch.
Oh, that's good milk duds.
Before I ripped everything outof my mouth.
That was a big movie theater.
Candy for me.
and snow caps if you're gross.
(22:28):
That's gross.
No, Yeah those are gross.
there was a period at the movietheater where they had, ice
cream dibs.
Yeah, that was really good.
that was Pretty.
that was pretty crazy.
that was pretty crazy becauseit’d always melt too.
And then you just got thegrossest hands.
Sticky hands.
Oh I had sticky hands for a fewreasons at the movie theatre.
Next topic.
(22:49):
Road trip candy.
Road trip.
Candy.
I didn't really.
Candy on road trips.
I would get a bag of puffyCheetos.
That's not candy.
You're going on a road triptoday?
Tomorrow.
And I got to bring candy.
You got to candy.
Kit kat and a Twix.
King size.
King size.
(23:10):
Because I'm on a road trip.
I'm going to be in the cara long time.
I would do a bucket of peanut.
m&ms.
*gag*.
*gag*.
*gag*.
Don’t gag in my mic.
*gag*.
Yuck.
We have such different taste incandy.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
It's crazy we’re even togetherat this point.
It doesn't make sense.
This is.
(23:30):
This is the end.
Thank you for watching the demonbabie.
This will be the last episode.
The candy one is what breaksus up.
Sorry.
I really didn't think it wasgoing to be this.
Well, let's finish on a high.
We have two more questions.
Great.
Next topic.
Thank you.
Jeez, forget your own, you haveone catch phrase and almost
forgot it.
I didn't.
What candy screams rich kid.
(23:52):
Oh I don't know.
Tony's chocolate Tony's Tony'sTony's the fuckin, uneven the
big thick bar of chocolate.
Yeah that’s unevenly broken.
yeah because.
The uneven distribution ofwealth and the money in the
candy industry or whatever.
Yeah, but I only see rich peoplebuying it.
Oh, that is a good answer.
(24:13):
Yeah.
I said ferrero rocher.
when I was a kid, I thought thattinfoil might actually be gold,
there’s no way, my mom would’vebought, that stuff.
I didn’t have one until I was18.
if she was presented withtwo things a Tony's and a
Ferrero Rocher, she'd buy theFerrero.
Okay.
You think so?
Yeah, why?
because I bet the Tony's is moreexpensive.
(24:35):
But yeah, she's gettin whateverscheapest.
I'm not saying we're going offthe most expensive.
I'm saying, oh, what gives theenergy of I stand by what I
said.
And I didn't have a ferrerorocher until I was an adult.
Next topic.
What's old people Candy?
(24:58):
Hard caramels.
Yeah.
The**Werthers** WerthersWeathers.
Withers feathers.
My grandma had those.
Those are Delicious.
Yeah.
Your grandma doesn't have stufflike that.
My grandma was like a realclassic old lady.
No I have a granola grandma.
Yeah, my grandma was a classicallady.
She had a jar of them.
What's gonna to be your ownperson Candy.
(25:20):
When you're an old lady,what are you going to have?
You’re a chocolate girl! I'ma chocolate girl.
It's not going to change.
So we'll see.
What do you mean we’ll see?
I don't know, because I don'tjust keep candy in the house
like that.
Probably cookies, I don't know,it's not really a candy.
Well, who said I had to keepcandy in the house like that?
(25:42):
The question.
I'll be a chocolate almonds kindof girl.
Okay, that's what I am rightnow.
So what about you?
Yeah.
I haven't had one.
I literally I might have neverhad one.
No, I've had one in likeHalloween candy.
Okay.
But I couldn't tell you whatit tasted like.
(26:02):
I have no memory.
Okay.
And I think I would need toredive to fully commit to this
lifestyle.
But I’m scared.
Okay.
A pay day.
Oh.
I haven’t had a pay day.
I don't.
Know it tastes like.
I don't think I've everhad a payday.
But I feel like a.
Guy who gets a pay day nowthat's a man.
That's an old man.
That's an old man.
Because that's the only candyhe had growing up.
(26:24):
Then get a payday.
When you’re getting paid?
Get a pay day.
Is that they're.
Saying, no, I don't know.
I don't know anything aboutthe company, all right?
I don't even know what's in it,what it tastes like.
I don't know anything about apayday.
So.
Me either.
That's crazy.
Crazy that that was your answer.
Yeah, I don't know.
I just I like the mystery of itall.
It's.
Yeah, that one's a big mystery.
(26:45):
Seductive.
I don’t what doing over there.
What do you look like under allthat wrapping.
I want to take it off.
Ew.
*slurps* No.
You can act like you like meduring the episode.
It’s fine.
Yeah.
And that's our show.
That is our show.
Thats our last topic.
(27:06):
Are we going to try Dubaichocolate tonight.
If you want.
Maybe Are we leaving the cameraup?.
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