July 18, 2025 • 27 mins
Welcome to Episode 37: The Pool Episode 💦🌭🍹
We're going full summer mode and breaking down everything that matters poolside — think bikinis, speedos, floaties, Aperol spritzes, hot dogs, chaotic pool parties, and snack hierarchies. Whether you're floating in peace or cannonballing for attention, this episode is your official guide to the summer poolside.
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(00:00):
Welcome to another episodethe Demon Babie Podcast.
I’m Joseph Lombardo, an oldsouthern woman told me I'm a
strong man with a strong nametoday, and I'm sticking to it.
And I'm sittin here with Blondbabie.
And today she's going to askyou to play mermaids, because
today's episode is the poolepisode.
(00:22):
So welcome to the show Em.
Jump in.
Let's play mermaids.
Splish, splash.
There you go.
Welcome to the show.
(00:43):
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
Good.
So I love that we're doingthe pool episode after we just
went to a pool partythis weekend.
True.
We went to a great pool party.
Shout out Carter Cruise.
right there! Nailed it! A great.
Pool party.
And Planet Fire for hosting withher.
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
Put it right there.
(01:03):
Yeah, a great time.
Great pool though.
I mean great pool for a poolparty, pool.
Swim up bar stools, lazy river,second story.
Hot tub.
Yeah.
Pool.
Slide.
Yeah, yeah.
Pretty elite design, I wouldsay.
I literally don't think they’remissing one thing.
I don't think they are either.
Maybe a basketball hoop.
(01:24):
No, I saw one.
It’s not in the pool.
Also.
They set one up in the poolthough.
So.
So there you go.
The pool had it all.
Had it all.
And it was kind of warm.
Yeah, right.
It's not cold.
Love that you didn't get in.
I didn’t.
I'm now realizing you didn'tget in the pool.
No.
Well it's the pool episode.
So, sit back, relax, and let'sget into our topics.
(01:48):
Hit me with the first topic.
Saltwater pools.
vs.
chlorine pool.
Love a saltwater pool.
It feels so much better onyour skin.
But chlorine has a place like.
I wouldn't trust a publicsaltwater pool unless it's
the ocean.
But that's not what we'retalking about here.
If a public pool was saltwater,I would be suspicious.
I'm like.
I would too.
(02:08):
I've never seen one.
I think there's a reason.
I think chlorine.
You got kill all.
You gotta kill everything.
But one of my friends growing uphad a saltwater pool, and I made
my mom take me over everyweekend for, like, an
entire summer.
So I good after saltwater pool.
So it's so much better.
It feels so much better.
Okay.
Saltwater pool in a normal poolform or saltwater pool, that's
(02:32):
pretending it's a beach.
Like, has one of the slopesentries.
Yeah.
Walk in thing.
Only if it gets deep enough.
It still has to go at leasteight feet.
Yeah.
Then, that's ideal for me.
What about you?
I, I like it because you cankind of lay in the shallows and
you feel like you're on thebeach, and that's kind of nice.
(02:53):
But also, I like a pool that isnormal.
There you.
Go.
So saltwater, I like it.
I don't think I like asloped pool.
If it's not saltwater.
You don't like a chlorinatedsloped pool?
No, I'm fine with it becausethen you can lay in
a little slope.
No just give it a little likeBaja shelf.
(03:14):
That's like the lower versionof.
Could be nice.
Could be nice.
Hit me with it next topic.
Pool cocktail.
What is your approved poolcocktail?
I knew this was going to bewell.
Every situation has a drink topair with it.
It's true.
Drink pairings are one of themost important things you can
choose in life, so this is animportant one though, and,
(03:37):
I this is new for me.
Okay, what new territory are wediving into with your pool
cocktail?
Corona light.
Not a cocktail.
Corona light.
La playa is only a.
Lime.
Away.
Yeah.
Wow.
It's crazy.
They don't sponsor us.
No.
Well, I probably will after theyhear that ad.
They really should.
Yeah.
I've been thoroughly enjoying apoolside corona.
(03:59):
Poolside Coronas.
Best beer.
Yeah, poolside.
But cocktail can be a couple ofthings.
Okay.
can be a margarita.
Okay.
True, true.
I agree.
Could be a classic tequila sodaor.
A Paloma.
Or Paloma.
But I'm gonna say a lot ofpeople's classic pool cocktails.
(04:22):
I'm going to have to mix.
What are they?
Pina colada.
Too heavy.
I, I agree, I thought about it.
That's cool.
You're in a bikini.
I'm sorry.
We're LA people we worry about.
Looks good.
It's like.
Yeah.
Okay.
Pina colada is not doing it forme.
Margarita is not going to hityou like that.
But I don't want a blendedmargarita pretending it's a pina
(04:44):
colada.
I want a normal margarita.
Maybe spicy, but I don't want ablended drink.
Generally, no, no blended drink.
Blended drinks are out.
Blended drinks are out.
No Froze at the.
Pool.
No.
Froze No froze.
I'll take a blended drink.
Like in the desert or something.
But not at the pool.
What's your top tier pool drink?
I'm going to agree with you.
(05:06):
If you're going beer, I'm goingto say Corona.
I'm gonna be a light.
You're going to be heavy.
Corona.
Light.
Delicious.
Easy.
Perfect.
Yeah.
Cocktail.
I'm going to say an aperolspritz It just is.
Oh, it's pool.
It's very summer.
Yeah, I get that margarita I’llhave everywhere.
(05:27):
I'll have a margarita.
Every single restaurant.
But pool only Aperol spritz.
Okay, I like it.
I see that next up, like skinnydipping.
I feel like we talked aboutskinny dipping recently.
Skinny dipping?
Are you a Stan or.
I'm like, whatever on it.
You're mid on skinny dipping.
I feel like have no opinion onskinny dip.
(05:49):
Of course I have an opinion.
I'm mid on.
It is never a good.
You need to have a private pool.
We live in an apartmentbuilding.
You can't really skinny dipin our pool.
But if you do you probably get agood adrenaline rush.
Maybe.
You’re being real silly.
Real.
Naughty.
Real naughty.
Yeah.
What about you.
I'm pro.
(06:09):
Oh, silly.
As long as you're not.
Yeah.
You're a guy.
No there are perves that couldstart stalking you for being
naked out, being seen.
Yeah.
That's true.
So, no.
Pass.
Okay, fine.
Don't get stalked then.
Sorry.
I didn’t know you were so antistalker.
Yeah, fine.
Hit me with.
It.
Next topic.
pool parties.
(06:29):
Love big fan of pool parties.
Also getting better at daydrinking in my own personal
life.
Which helps with pool parties.
Yeah.
Because you have to be goodat day drinking at.
A pool party.
Yeah, I agree.
I like a pool party that goes tonight too.
That's nice.
Everyone's messy.
You know, it all got fuckedup in the pool.
(06:50):
You know, no one's, like, reallyput together.
The makeup's not there anymore.
Yeah, it was almost feels likea 2004 house party.
It was really nice seeingbecause by the time I got to the
pool party, everyone was alreadya little messy.
Like, I got there at the halfwaypoint.
I missed the beginning.
So it was kind of fun to comein and see.
You got to play catch up.
(07:10):
I got to play catch up.
But I got to see everyone beingmessy like no I have to be the
first mess no one, no one was onthe P's and Q's.
And that was really fun.
I like that especially in LAwhere everyone's always on their
PS and QS.
Or try to be.
Or try to be.
Not Us.
If I had gotten there earlierI would have got in the pool and
that's how I feel about the poolparty.
(07:31):
Okay, so you have to get it inthe pool at a pool party.
Unless you show up really lateand then it's too late to get
it.
Or is not like a bar, then youdon't have to What?
the house.
Pool party.
Yes, get in the pool.
A bar pool party.
No you don't have to.
Oh, look.
Next topic.
Bar pool parties.
I'm not getting in the pool.
They’re gross.
I'm.
Most.
Likely not getting in the pool.
(07:53):
I think.
Unless I get a lot of shots.
And then I'm definitely going inthe pool.
I'm never seen you get in a poolat a.
Bar Pool.
That’s not true.
I've been in many pools, at manybars.
That's not true.
Well, I'll get me drunker.
What, are you on drugs?
No, thank God, I don't thinkyou need to be drunker at a pool
party.
I think you're solid.
Drunker?
Drunker?
(08:13):
more drunk.
More drunk?
Sorry.
No.
What do you need?
Why not?
I think you're solid.
I don't, I think you of allpeople.
You're good.
Me?
Yeah.
You're talking about mespecifically.
You specifically.
Not the audience.
No.
They're fine.
You're attacking me.
Yeah.
And my morals.
Yeah.
And my rights.
Yeah.
I have the right to be as drunkas I want to be a pool party.
And I think you always hit itright.
Why do you need to be moredrunk.
If I'm not hitting the pool?
(08:34):
Because it's obviously I'ma little too scared.
No, I need to grow up.
Next topic.
Pool food.
No pool.
food for you?
No.
Such a lie.
You're such a burgers and hotdogs, girl.
Burgers and hot dogs are theonly.
I like a cold pasta salad bythe pool.
No, I like potato salad.
No, I like, tuna sandwich.
(08:55):
No.
I like, tuna sandwich.
A turkey sandwich, too.
No burgers and hot dogs only.
acceptable food.
tacos.
Also, if you're doing themargarita vibe.
What kind of comfort?
What kind of talk about thestreet.
Taco.
Like, al pastor, carne asada,fish taco?
No.
Those two.
See I think I could do a fishtaco at the pool.
(09:16):
No, because then I'm going tofeel like a fish if I go back
in the water.
Well you're playing mermaids.
Mermaids eat fish?
Probably.
That's probably true.
Are mermaids vegetarian?
I don't know, you're a mermaid.
They're not.
Okay, well, next topic.
Someone call Ariel.
Call Ariel on the next topic.
Night swimming.
(09:37):
I love night.
Swimming.
Yeah.
Big night swimming.
Fan night swimming is so elite.
on, like, a really hot day.
It's still, like 85.
pool light on pool, pool lightoff.
Pool light off.
You're in the stars.
Okay, that's when I skinny dip.
That's.
So that's when you're goingskinny dip.
Yeah.
Okay, fine.
You found your place in time.
Yeah, but night swimming isa late night swimming in
(09:58):
the ocean is fun.
We're not talking.
About the ocean.
Oh, water.
It's not this episode.
It's the pool episode.
It's a body.
Don't bring up your ex in frontof your new girl.
It's a body of water.
I'm getting in her at night.
Oh my God, what, are you nightswimming?
Yeah i love it Who’s mad atnight swimming.
(10:19):
losers.
Freakin losers.
Me?
You.
Next topic.
Bikini rules.
What are rules of bikini?
No.
rules wear whatever you want.
upside down.
Love it inside out.
If it's reversible full Bush,if you want.
To, one piece.
If it's cool.
Two piece.
(10:41):
No tankini No.
That's my only.
Rule.
All right.
There and there you go.
You said there are no rules.
I broke it down.
We did.
no tankini.
I don't like Tankini.
I don't stan tan tan tankinitankinis.
I almost was interested in this.
Like cutie little boy, short onefrom Frankies Bikinis.
I might have to ex that out too.
(11:01):
No, but, if you saw it.
It's like slutty.
It's like the outfit.
You don't wear shorts over,okay?
It's a slutty Frankie's bikiniboy shorts.
Boys short.
Okay.
Yeah.
Almost bought that for a 4thof July, and then I was like eh.
No.
Okay.
But could still get it.
Upside down, boy short.
Boy shorts.
All allowed No, tankini is notankini.
(11:23):
Okay.
And those are the rules ofbikini.
What are your rules?
Look at it.
The smaller the better.
The smaller the better.
Pervert.
Rule number.
One.
Next topic.
Public pools.
Like a public city pool.
You are not okay with them, butyou grew up swimming in them.
(11:44):
So I don't understand.
I just don't feel like doing it.
I don't know why.
You’re such an interestingcreature.
You grew up going toa public pool, but then you also
went to a.
The golf course.
Pool?
Oh, the country club.
Country.
You.
So you were a not only wereyou a public pool, you were a
(12:06):
country club pool.
which and you're still antipublic pool.
I'm kind of anti country clubpool too.
Would you be if it was a bettercountry club.
Yeah.
No probably.
Be fine.
Yeah.
That one was just dorky.
Yeah.
It was the worst one.
Real country club kid we'resitting with.
Sorry sorry.
No you're not are What about youPublic pools.
(12:27):
You know, I've been lookingat the public pool right by us
a lot and I was like, then,since I'm such a workout king
lately, I'm like, should I goand swim some laps?
Because, like, where elseare you going to swim laps?
Public Pool.
Public pools, the only place youcan swim laps and there's
a lifeguard in case I die.
There you go.
Wins a win.
So public pools are okay withme.
And growing up poorthat is a good way for some
(12:49):
people to get wet.
Yeah, go get wet people.
No, I wasn't saying anythingagainst a public pool.
I just don't feel like going tothe one right there.
That's fair.
It's in the middle of Hollywood.
Kind of gross.
Yeah, that's not my But it'sactually not that gross either.
Oh it's.
Fine.
Pretty well-kept.
You're the one that got itgross.
Not me.
The amount of the homelesspeople sleeping on the gate
of it is concerning.
(13:09):
It's concerning.
That's how I'm going to get astalker now.
Now you’re not lookin out forme.
I didn't tell you to go.
Hit me with it.
next topic.
Hotel pools can be really goodor really bad.
It depends on the hotel.
It really, really does.
If it's called a retreat, it'sgot a really nice pool.
I think that might be the rule.
No, that's not the rule.
(13:30):
The rule is if the, the pool isstill under the hotel like
basically in a garage.
No no bueno.
It needs to be fully outdoor.
It needs to be the most outdoorpool ever.
There was one hotel I stayed upwith my mom in Arizona, and
the pool had like a littletunnel thing that went from the
inside pool to the outside pooland you could swim through it.
(13:50):
Oh man.
It was super juiced.
Yeah, I was like eight.
Yeah, I think I'd still probablybe pretty.
But I didn't go to the I swaminto the inside pool and did a
spin around.
What?
It's really gross in here.
And I went back out.
There you go.
Because inside pools are gross.
How do you think Shamu felt.
Yeah, yeah.
What about the hotel pool we hadwhere it was on our balcony.
(14:14):
We had like.
Oh, in Mexico.
An extra, like three feet offour balcony.
That was a pool that connectsevery single balcony.
though.
I didn't love that it connected.
every balcony.
that was crazy.
Should have had, like, a little.
Something.
I didn't mind it.
We didn't get caught doinganything.
No, but I loved it.
It was really cool.
It was.
Crazy looking.
Yeah.
hotel pools can really pop upnext topic.
(14:34):
This goes along with the hotelpool, swim up bars.
I don't think I've ever properlydone a swim up bar.
That's not true.
At the same exact hotel I'mspeaking of.
I know we swam up bar quiteoften.
Yeah, I still feel like I didn'tdo it.
Well, thats cause, you don'torder your own drinks because
you're just a passenger.
I'm just a girl.
(14:54):
I don't have to order my owndrinks.
True.
Okay, so what do you think ofa swim up bar?
The idea.
Since you've never been to one.
Super fun.
Super fun.
It.
You can't spill really.
No.
It's great.
Yeah, that's my drinking ina pool is fun.
I do like that aspect.
Yeah.
You can't get sticky at all.
No, I try to not get sticky.
Being sticky is the worst part.
(15:15):
Stickyyy Next topic.
Ideal pool.
weather.
hot.
How hot?
Not humid.
not humid.
then sometimes you won’t wannaget in the pool.
Dry off when you get out.
Yeah.
You don't want to just be stillwet.
I agree, I want to be likelizard on rock dry.
(15:36):
Yeah.
I love like a desert.
Desert dry.
Like Palm Springs.
Hot hot dry hot.
Ideal.
how hot?
Up to a hundred past 100 thatyou're teetering on too much.
You can't get out of the pool.
That's true.
And then you're fried.
I don't mind not getting outof the pool No, you aren't as
white as me.
I just burn.
True, you’re true honky.
(15:56):
I am like bacon.
I'm just crisping up crispy.
I like bacon crispyhow do you like your bacon
crispy.
Yeah, but not my skin.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
about me what?
Hot and dryr?
hot and dry, baby.
All right, next topic.
Pool toys.
I'm thinking about this.
They’re really, I was going tobring this up if you didn’t.
what is your favorite pool toy?
(16:18):
I think my favorite pool toy, Idon't know, I.
have an answer.
Donuts holes.
I like the circle ones becauseyou can sit in like this.
You can sit in it like this.
You can sit in it so many ways.
Yeah.
The tube I love it.
You love a big tube.
I love the donut.
Donut holes.
Donut.
Elite.
If you have like the swan oneit's always a little awkward.
never quite sits right.
(16:39):
Do you like a big blow up loungethough that gets a little water
on it?
Okay.
No.
Tube.
because you then you're layingdown awkward and you have drink.
But maybe you have cup holder.
But then your little brother isgoing to come over and flip
you or something.
You have no little brother.
I don't but I have yourlittle brother.
He doesn't do that-----.
Oh Well that's a plus.
I’ll bleep their name out.
(17:00):
They'll hold you you loseyour drink.
What about a noodle?
Is that the worst?
Yeah, really?
I put respect on the noodles.
Name noodles?
Super silly.
I don't get me wrong.
I will.
Respect the.
Noodle.
I will use all the pool toys.
all of them.
But elite is the hole.
I like that about you.
That you'll use all the pooltoys.
Yeah.
That's nice.
Yeah, yeah, it's very fun That'swhy this works.
(17:20):
Yeah.
But the noodle.
Noodle might be above lounger.
I like a noodle, I get it.
You can.
You can sit on it.
You can play it.
Yeah.
The noodle is very entertaining.
The girl.
We get it, lady.
You like a noodle.
Sorry.
what's your favorite pastanoodle?
Rotini.
Nice.
What about you?
(17:41):
Parpadelle.
Nice next topic.
No, I like water guns too.
Oh, yeah.
Pool toys is still going.
Yeah, yeah.
What are your favorite pooltoys?
I like water guns.
Volleyball.
I like a good volleyball.
Make a soft ball net and avolleyball net in the pool is
nice.
Wait do you want, a realvolleyball in the pool?
Or do you want, like, one of theblow up inflatable ones?
Blow up inflatable ones forthe people who are too slow.
(18:03):
Yeah.
You know, me, It’s me.
Hit me with it.
No, I like water guns too.
Good.
good.
Next topic.
Jacuzzi hot tubs.
Hot tubs?
The.
(18:23):
I used to really hot tubs.
The Robin to the Batman.
But but now.
And just nobody cares aboutRobin.
You don't like hot tubs?
No, I do you crazy.
I like to put my feet in.
I don't like being fully in thehot.
Listen here, lady.
I'm gonna get in the hot tub.
We don't have to be in hotweather.
OH I was only thiking hotweather.
(18:44):
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
You're putting yourself in a.
Corner, a snow hot tub, iselite.
Oh, I don't know.
It's my.
I'm.
I'm not going to the snowwithout a hot tub.
Not going.
You don't you make sure anyAirbnb I get you hot tub.
I'm going ski hot tub.
Ski.
Well, let's be real.
Snowboard drink snowboardsnowboard drink.
(19:06):
Snowboard.
Drink Snowboard hot tubrestaurant hot tub hot tub hot
s’mores.
Hot tub.
hot tub.
Yeah, get the stinky off.
Get the sticky.
off.
sticky I love Jacuzzi I can sitin there forever I
don't overheat.
Yeah I do.
Classically.
Yeah.
He's hot.
He's hot.
He runs hot.
I like the word Jacuzzi,Jacuzzi, Jacuzzi.
(19:28):
Jacuzzi.
Where does it come from.
It's a brand.
I think it's a man, Mr.
Jacuzzi.
I never heard that Tom.
Jacuzzi sold 1 million jacuzzishis first three years of
business.
That's not.
True.
Yeah i totally made that up.
It’s all scribbles.
Next topic.
diving boards love.
the only thing that partyactually didn't have a diving
(19:49):
board.
It's probably good becauseit had everything else.
I.
I'm pretty sure they're illegalin California.
now They are.
Yeah.
If you have one still theregrandfathered in.
Hold on to It.
I love a diving board.
They should be able toinstall them I love them,
they're really dangerous, but Idon't care.
Public pools have diving boards.
True.
You ever do the high dive?
I think I did once, and I wasfrightened.
(20:11):
I was pretty young.
I did it when I was in highschool.
You.
That’s a better time to.
Do it.
You run the four mile as yourfinal P.E., and then you get to
jump off the high dive.
Oh yeah i didn’t do P.E.
You were a dancer.
I love diving board though.
tricks.
Tricks off the diving board.
Cool.
So fun.
Yeah.
Big into tricks.
You.
You're a trick guy.
(20:32):
Do you like to turn tricks?
For sure.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Not what you meant?
Not exactly what I meant.
All right.
Hit me with it! Next topic.
Marco.
Polo.
Marco.
Polo.
Great game.
Gotcha.
The stress of Marco Polo.
(20:52):
Oh, I will stay.
Underwater for so.
Long.
I’ll just hold my breath untilI die.
I’m like, I'm not playing.
No.
I will not be saying Polo.
I will not be getting caught.
Yeah, playing with you isinfuriating.
I can hold my brother very long.
Yeah.
I love Marco Polo.
It's really fun.
Great game.
Fun to say.
You need to big enough pool,though.
(21:14):
If the pool is too small,you can't really play.
You need a pretty decent sizepool.
And how many people do you needfour?
at least.
I think four.
Yeah, if there's only three ofyou.
That's just weird.
Yeah, that's just, just fuckeach other or something.
Oh my God.
What are you doing?
Playing Marco Polo, I don'tknow, open your eyes.
The whole eyes wide, eyes, eyeswide shut thing is weird.
(21:35):
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think you need at least fourpeople to play Marco Polo,
if not more four up.
Not too many.
No.
Yeah.
You can have too many.
Yeah.
Four to ten.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Next topic.
Other pool games Marco Polodeserved It's own.
What.
Colors.
Colors colors is whatever.
(21:57):
Colors is sick.
You just don’t like it becauseit's a race.
I'm slow.
I may do better now.
Oh yeah.
You're so athletic now.
I'm an athlete.
You'd be killing it, Phelps EmmaPhelps, baby Phelps.
no.
in the pool.
It's not my.
Name, baby shark.
What are okay, Marco.
Polo colors.
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What else is there?
I know I can't think of oneother.
Like volleyball.
Volleyball?
Swizzle.
what the fuck is swizzle?
You throw a tooth pickin the pool.
And then you have to.
Find.
It.
And then when you find it, youhave to yell, swizzle and grab
it before anyone else does.
We've played this together.
I remember.
Swizzle.
Yeah.
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I'm not good at that game.
What else?
Handstands.
Mermaids.
How do you play mermaids?
You just play.
You can't teach it.
You just know.
You just know.
You just know if you know, youknow.
Yeah.
All right, next topic.
Mens Swimsuits a controversialtopic.
Why?
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What are your rules?
My rules?
Yeah.
It's more your place to give menswimsuit rules.
I would say no rules.
No rules.
Yeah.
Fashion's fine.
You're cool.
Speedos.
I'm cool.
Speedos.
Yeah, yeah, alright I mean, haveconfidence if you wear the
speedo though, Yeah.
You have to If you’re shy.
I don't care if you put a sockin there.
Stuff it.
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Just have the confidence.
It's rock your speedo.
Rock your.
Speedo.
Whatever you're doing, giveyourself.
A pep talk.
Rock whatever you're wearing.
I went to the pool party, and Ididn’t eat before, just so
I felt confident.
Yeah, but, see, that's crazybehavior.
But I looked great.
thhe photos turned out great.
I'm happy.
You're happy.
We are not condoning not eatingbefore going out.
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Unless you want to look good.
Okay, next topic.
It's a comedy podcast.
goggles.
I love goggles.
Goggles.
You do love goggles.
Girls love goggles.
Yeah.
Girls are like, wow, I lookso stupid.
But I could probably still fucksomebody.
I literally want a pair ofgoggles right now.
Yeah.
I was like, should she do thiswhole podcast with goggles?
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I thought goggles with thatlittle eyelashes on them.
No, but I could.
Goggles with the nose installedor not installed.
Not installed just, like, pinkones.
Like pink Speedo goggles.
Why don't you own any goggles?
I don't know, I don't swim.
Well what about a head cap.
No head cap.
No head cap No head cap no headcap.
Yes.
Goggles.
Yes.
Goggles.
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No, nose though.
no nose pinch.
Oh no nose area.
Yeah.
Just you don't need that.
What about the little clipthat goes on your nose?
No, I've never seen.
Those.
I've never seen one in person.
I've only seen that in movies.
Yeah.
Me too.
Do you ever hold your nose whenyou go underwater?
No.
me neither.
I've seen people do it thoughand it bothers me.
I go.
You’re fine, I turn, like,almost Republican on them.
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I'm like you beta soy boy.
Grow up.
come on, snowflake, you’ll befine.
Get some fucking water on yournose.
It's salt.
you’re literally going tosurvive.
It’s salt.
what if it's a chlorine pool.
Well.
Cancer is going to get us allone day.
All right.
That's all I got.
Do you have anything forthe pool episode?
It's summer.
I want to pool more.
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And.
Oh, do you want to go to thepublic pool in New York?
They just opened it.
There's, like, a big one.
Oh, I have no idea.
Should I go?
We'll look it up.
Is it going to be raining?
Thunderstorm like it said itmight be.
Maybe not that.
We'll see if you catch us at theNew York public pool.
We might be promoting our newpodcast, Demon Babie You're
(25:25):
listening to it right now.
That's all.
Any updates?
We're going in New York.
We're going to New York.
Are you happy?
I'm so excited.
Get me out of here.
Is your life good or bad?
My life is fantastic.
I have the best life.
Oh, good.
Sorry.
Other people.
Your life sucks tell‘em My lifeis going to tell.
‘em their life sucks.
No.
You're like, sucks.
No it doesn't.
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That's so rude.
Your life is great, but my lifeis better.
Sorry.
That might be more rude.
Any updates?
We're going to meatballs afterthis.
I made meat balls.
You made meatballs.
Yeah.
Do you think they're good?
No.
What?
Alright, we'll see.
We'll let you guys know aboutthe meatballs as well.
I'll add Joe's rating and youcan see how he thought it turned
(26:08):
out.
We’ll both put up our ratings.
Yeah.
We’ll put our ratings.
I don't think it was good, butwhatever.
My private chef.
Follow us on TikTok.
Follow us on Instagram.
Follow us on YouTube.
Drop your comments.
And, let us know what you wantto hear us talk about next week.
Or if you think your life isbetter than Emma’s.
It might be.
But we disagree.
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Your life sucks.
I didn't say that.
All right, well, thanks forlistening to another episode of
Demon Babie.
This was a pool episode.
It was pretty okay.
It was not our best.
There's not that much to talkabout.
No, but we really made it work.
And you're listening to usworking.
Thanks for listening, folks.
See you next week.
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Bye.
Welcome to another episodethe Demon Babie Podcast.
I’m Joseph Lombardo, an oldsouthern woman told me I'm a
strong man with a strong nametoday, and I'm sticking to it.
And I'm sittin here with Blondbabie.
And today she's going to askyou to play mermaids, because
today's episode is the poolepisode.
(00:22):
So welcome to the show Em.
Jump in.
Let's play mermaids.
Splish, splash.
There you go.
Welcome to the show.
(00:43):
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
Good.
So I love that we're doingthe pool episode after we just
went to a pool partythis weekend.
True.
We went to a great pool party.
Shout out Carter Cruise.
right there! Nailed it! A great.
Pool party.
And Planet Fire for hosting withher.
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
Put it right there.
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Yeah, a great time.
Great pool though.
I mean great pool for a poolparty, pool.
Swim up bar stools, lazy river,second story.
Hot tub.
Yeah.
Pool.
Slide.
Yeah, yeah.
Pretty elite design, I wouldsay.
I literally don't think they’remissing one thing.
I don't think they are either.
Maybe a basketball hoop.
(01:24):
No, I saw one.
It’s not in the pool.
Also.
They set one up in the poolthough.
So.
So there you go.
The pool had it all.
Had it all.
And it was kind of warm.
Yeah, right.
It's not cold.
Love that you didn't get in.
I didn’t.
I'm now realizing you didn'tget in the pool.
No.
Well it's the pool episode.
So, sit back, relax, and let'sget into our topics.
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Hit me with the first topic.
Saltwater pools.
vs.
chlorine pool.
Love a saltwater pool.
It feels so much better onyour skin.
But chlorine has a place like.
I wouldn't trust a publicsaltwater pool unless it's
the ocean.
But that's not what we'retalking about here.
If a public pool was saltwater,I would be suspicious.
I'm like.
I would too.
(02:08):
I've never seen one.
I think there's a reason.
I think chlorine.
You got kill all.
You gotta kill everything.
But one of my friends growing uphad a saltwater pool, and I made
my mom take me over everyweekend for, like, an
entire summer.
So I good after saltwater pool.
So it's so much better.
It feels so much better.
Okay.
Saltwater pool in a normal poolform or saltwater pool, that's
(02:32):
pretending it's a beach.
Like, has one of the slopesentries.
Yeah.
Walk in thing.
Only if it gets deep enough.
It still has to go at leasteight feet.
Yeah.
Then, that's ideal for me.
What about you?
I, I like it because you cankind of lay in the shallows and
you feel like you're on thebeach, and that's kind of nice.
(02:53):
But also, I like a pool that isnormal.
There you.
Go.
So saltwater, I like it.
I don't think I like asloped pool.
If it's not saltwater.
You don't like a chlorinatedsloped pool?
No, I'm fine with it becausethen you can lay in
a little slope.
No just give it a little likeBaja shelf.
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That's like the lower versionof.
Could be nice.
Could be nice.
Hit me with it next topic.
Pool cocktail.
What is your approved poolcocktail?
I knew this was going to bewell.
Every situation has a drink topair with it.
It's true.
Drink pairings are one of themost important things you can
choose in life, so this is animportant one though, and,
(03:37):
I this is new for me.
Okay, what new territory are wediving into with your pool
cocktail?
Corona light.
Not a cocktail.
Corona light.
La playa is only a.
Lime.
Away.
Yeah.
Wow.
It's crazy.
They don't sponsor us.
No.
Well, I probably will after theyhear that ad.
They really should.
Yeah.
I've been thoroughly enjoying apoolside corona.
(03:59):
Poolside Coronas.
Best beer.
Yeah, poolside.
But cocktail can be a couple ofthings.
Okay.
can be a margarita.
Okay.
True, true.
I agree.
Could be a classic tequila sodaor.
A Paloma.
Or Paloma.
But I'm gonna say a lot ofpeople's classic pool cocktails.
(04:22):
I'm going to have to mix.
What are they?
Pina colada.
Too heavy.
I, I agree, I thought about it.
That's cool.
You're in a bikini.
I'm sorry.
We're LA people we worry about.
Looks good.
It's like.
Yeah.
Okay.
Pina colada is not doing it forme.
Margarita is not going to hityou like that.
But I don't want a blendedmargarita pretending it's a pina
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colada.
I want a normal margarita.
Maybe spicy, but I don't want ablended drink.
Generally, no, no blended drink.
Blended drinks are out.
Blended drinks are out.
No Froze at the.
Pool.
No.
Froze No froze.
I'll take a blended drink.
Like in the desert or something.
But not at the pool.
What's your top tier pool drink?
I'm going to agree with you.
(05:06):
If you're going beer, I'm goingto say Corona.
I'm gonna be a light.
You're going to be heavy.
Corona.
Light.
Delicious.
Easy.
Perfect.
Yeah.
Cocktail.
I'm going to say an aperolspritz It just is.
Oh, it's pool.
It's very summer.
Yeah, I get that margarita I’llhave everywhere.
(05:27):
I'll have a margarita.
Every single restaurant.
But pool only Aperol spritz.
Okay, I like it.
I see that next up, like skinnydipping.
I feel like we talked aboutskinny dipping recently.
Skinny dipping?
Are you a Stan or.
I'm like, whatever on it.
You're mid on skinny dipping.
I feel like have no opinion onskinny dip.
(05:49):
Of course I have an opinion.
I'm mid on.
It is never a good.
You need to have a private pool.
We live in an apartmentbuilding.
You can't really skinny dipin our pool.
But if you do you probably get agood adrenaline rush.
Maybe.
You’re being real silly.
Real.
Naughty.
Real naughty.
Yeah.
What about you.
I'm pro.
(06:09):
Oh, silly.
As long as you're not.
Yeah.
You're a guy.
No there are perves that couldstart stalking you for being
naked out, being seen.
Yeah.
That's true.
So, no.
Pass.
Okay, fine.
Don't get stalked then.
Sorry.
I didn’t know you were so antistalker.
Yeah, fine.
Hit me with.
It.
Next topic.
pool parties.
(06:29):
Love big fan of pool parties.
Also getting better at daydrinking in my own personal
life.
Which helps with pool parties.
Yeah.
Because you have to be goodat day drinking at.
A pool party.
Yeah, I agree.
I like a pool party that goes tonight too.
That's nice.
Everyone's messy.
You know, it all got fuckedup in the pool.
(06:50):
You know, no one's, like, reallyput together.
The makeup's not there anymore.
Yeah, it was almost feels likea 2004 house party.
It was really nice seeingbecause by the time I got to the
pool party, everyone was alreadya little messy.
Like, I got there at the halfwaypoint.
I missed the beginning.
So it was kind of fun to comein and see.
You got to play catch up.
(07:10):
I got to play catch up.
But I got to see everyone beingmessy like no I have to be the
first mess no one, no one was onthe P's and Q's.
And that was really fun.
I like that especially in LAwhere everyone's always on their
PS and QS.
Or try to be.
Or try to be.
Not Us.
If I had gotten there earlierI would have got in the pool and
that's how I feel about the poolparty.
(07:31):
Okay, so you have to get it inthe pool at a pool party.
Unless you show up really lateand then it's too late to get
it.
Or is not like a bar, then youdon't have to What?
the house.
Pool party.
Yes, get in the pool.
A bar pool party.
No you don't have to.
Oh, look.
Next topic.
Bar pool parties.
I'm not getting in the pool.
They’re gross.
I'm.
Most.
Likely not getting in the pool.
(07:53):
I think.
Unless I get a lot of shots.
And then I'm definitely going inthe pool.
I'm never seen you get in a poolat a.
Bar Pool.
That’s not true.
I've been in many pools, at manybars.
That's not true.
Well, I'll get me drunker.
What, are you on drugs?
No, thank God, I don't thinkyou need to be drunker at a pool
party.
I think you're solid.
Drunker?
Drunker?
(08:13):
more drunk.
More drunk?
Sorry.
No.
What do you need?
Why not?
I think you're solid.
I don't, I think you of allpeople.
You're good.
Me?
Yeah.
You're talking about mespecifically.
You specifically.
Not the audience.
No.
They're fine.
You're attacking me.
Yeah.
And my morals.
Yeah.
And my rights.
Yeah.
I have the right to be as drunkas I want to be a pool party.
And I think you always hit itright.
Why do you need to be moredrunk.
If I'm not hitting the pool?
(08:34):
Because it's obviously I'ma little too scared.
No, I need to grow up.
Next topic.
Pool food.
No pool.
food for you?
No.
Such a lie.
You're such a burgers and hotdogs, girl.
Burgers and hot dogs are theonly.
I like a cold pasta salad bythe pool.
No, I like potato salad.
No, I like, tuna sandwich.
(08:55):
No.
I like, tuna sandwich.
A turkey sandwich, too.
No burgers and hot dogs only.
acceptable food.
tacos.
Also, if you're doing themargarita vibe.
What kind of comfort?
What kind of talk about thestreet.
Taco.
Like, al pastor, carne asada,fish taco?
No.
Those two.
See I think I could do a fishtaco at the pool.
(09:16):
No, because then I'm going tofeel like a fish if I go back
in the water.
Well you're playing mermaids.
Mermaids eat fish?
Probably.
That's probably true.
Are mermaids vegetarian?
I don't know, you're a mermaid.
They're not.
Okay, well, next topic.
Someone call Ariel.
Call Ariel on the next topic.
Night swimming.
(09:37):
I love night.
Swimming.
Yeah.
Big night swimming.
Fan night swimming is so elite.
on, like, a really hot day.
It's still, like 85.
pool light on pool, pool lightoff.
Pool light off.
You're in the stars.
Okay, that's when I skinny dip.
That's.
So that's when you're goingskinny dip.
Yeah.
Okay, fine.
You found your place in time.
Yeah, but night swimming isa late night swimming in
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the ocean is fun.
We're not talking.
About the ocean.
Oh, water.
It's not this episode.
It's the pool episode.
It's a body.
Don't bring up your ex in frontof your new girl.
It's a body of water.
I'm getting in her at night.
Oh my God, what, are you nightswimming?
Yeah i love it Who’s mad atnight swimming.
(10:19):
losers.
Freakin losers.
Me?
You.
Next topic.
Bikini rules.
What are rules of bikini?
No.
rules wear whatever you want.
upside down.
Love it inside out.
If it's reversible full Bush,if you want.
To, one piece.
If it's cool.
Two piece.
(10:41):
No tankini No.
That's my only.
Rule.
All right.
There and there you go.
You said there are no rules.
I broke it down.
We did.
no tankini.
I don't like Tankini.
I don't stan tan tan tankinitankinis.
I almost was interested in this.
Like cutie little boy, short onefrom Frankies Bikinis.
I might have to ex that out too.
(11:01):
No, but, if you saw it.
It's like slutty.
It's like the outfit.
You don't wear shorts over,okay?
It's a slutty Frankie's bikiniboy shorts.
Boys short.
Okay.
Yeah.
Almost bought that for a 4thof July, and then I was like eh.
No.
Okay.
But could still get it.
Upside down, boy short.
Boy shorts.
All allowed No, tankini is notankini.
(11:23):
Okay.
And those are the rules ofbikini.
What are your rules?
Look at it.
The smaller the better.
The smaller the better.
Pervert.
Rule number.
One.
Next topic.
Public pools.
Like a public city pool.
You are not okay with them, butyou grew up swimming in them.
(11:44):
So I don't understand.
I just don't feel like doing it.
I don't know why.
You’re such an interestingcreature.
You grew up going toa public pool, but then you also
went to a.
The golf course.
Pool?
Oh, the country club.
Country.
You.
So you were a not only wereyou a public pool, you were a
(12:06):
country club pool.
which and you're still antipublic pool.
I'm kind of anti country clubpool too.
Would you be if it was a bettercountry club.
Yeah.
No probably.
Be fine.
Yeah.
That one was just dorky.
Yeah.
It was the worst one.
Real country club kid we'resitting with.
Sorry sorry.
No you're not are What about youPublic pools.
(12:27):
You know, I've been lookingat the public pool right by us
a lot and I was like, then,since I'm such a workout king
lately, I'm like, should I goand swim some laps?
Because, like, where elseare you going to swim laps?
Public Pool.
Public pools, the only place youcan swim laps and there's
a lifeguard in case I die.
There you go.
Wins a win.
So public pools are okay withme.
And growing up poorthat is a good way for some
(12:49):
people to get wet.
Yeah, go get wet people.
No, I wasn't saying anythingagainst a public pool.
I just don't feel like going tothe one right there.
That's fair.
It's in the middle of Hollywood.
Kind of gross.
Yeah, that's not my But it'sactually not that gross either.
Oh it's.
Fine.
Pretty well-kept.
You're the one that got itgross.
Not me.
The amount of the homelesspeople sleeping on the gate
of it is concerning.
(13:09):
It's concerning.
That's how I'm going to get astalker now.
Now you’re not lookin out forme.
I didn't tell you to go.
Hit me with it.
next topic.
Hotel pools can be really goodor really bad.
It depends on the hotel.
It really, really does.
If it's called a retreat, it'sgot a really nice pool.
I think that might be the rule.
No, that's not the rule.
(13:30):
The rule is if the, the pool isstill under the hotel like
basically in a garage.
No no bueno.
It needs to be fully outdoor.
It needs to be the most outdoorpool ever.
There was one hotel I stayed upwith my mom in Arizona, and
the pool had like a littletunnel thing that went from the
inside pool to the outside pooland you could swim through it.
(13:50):
Oh man.
It was super juiced.
Yeah, I was like eight.
Yeah, I think I'd still probablybe pretty.
But I didn't go to the I swaminto the inside pool and did a
spin around.
What?
It's really gross in here.
And I went back out.
There you go.
Because inside pools are gross.
How do you think Shamu felt.
Yeah, yeah.
What about the hotel pool we hadwhere it was on our balcony.
(14:14):
We had like.
Oh, in Mexico.
An extra, like three feet offour balcony.
That was a pool that connectsevery single balcony.
though.
I didn't love that it connected.
every balcony.
that was crazy.
Should have had, like, a little.
Something.
I didn't mind it.
We didn't get caught doinganything.
No, but I loved it.
It was really cool.
It was.
Crazy looking.
Yeah.
hotel pools can really pop upnext topic.
(14:34):
This goes along with the hotelpool, swim up bars.
I don't think I've ever properlydone a swim up bar.
That's not true.
At the same exact hotel I'mspeaking of.
I know we swam up bar quiteoften.
Yeah, I still feel like I didn'tdo it.
Well, thats cause, you don'torder your own drinks because
you're just a passenger.
I'm just a girl.
(14:54):
I don't have to order my owndrinks.
True.
Okay, so what do you think ofa swim up bar?
The idea.
Since you've never been to one.
Super fun.
Super fun.
It.
You can't spill really.
No.
It's great.
Yeah, that's my drinking ina pool is fun.
I do like that aspect.
Yeah.
You can't get sticky at all.
No, I try to not get sticky.
Being sticky is the worst part.
(15:15):
Stickyyy Next topic.
Ideal pool.
weather.
hot.
How hot?
Not humid.
not humid.
then sometimes you won’t wannaget in the pool.
Dry off when you get out.
Yeah.
You don't want to just be stillwet.
I agree, I want to be likelizard on rock dry.
(15:36):
Yeah.
I love like a desert.
Desert dry.
Like Palm Springs.
Hot hot dry hot.
Ideal.
how hot?
Up to a hundred past 100 thatyou're teetering on too much.
You can't get out of the pool.
That's true.
And then you're fried.
I don't mind not getting outof the pool No, you aren't as
white as me.
I just burn.
True, you’re true honky.
(15:56):
I am like bacon.
I'm just crisping up crispy.
I like bacon crispyhow do you like your bacon
crispy.
Yeah, but not my skin.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
about me what?
Hot and dryr?
hot and dry, baby.
All right, next topic.
Pool toys.
I'm thinking about this.
They’re really, I was going tobring this up if you didn’t.
what is your favorite pool toy?
(16:18):
I think my favorite pool toy, Idon't know, I.
have an answer.
Donuts holes.
I like the circle ones becauseyou can sit in like this.
You can sit in it like this.
You can sit in it so many ways.
Yeah.
The tube I love it.
You love a big tube.
I love the donut.
Donut holes.
Donut.
Elite.
If you have like the swan oneit's always a little awkward.
never quite sits right.
(16:39):
Do you like a big blow up loungethough that gets a little water
on it?
Okay.
No.
Tube.
because you then you're layingdown awkward and you have drink.
But maybe you have cup holder.
But then your little brother isgoing to come over and flip
you or something.
You have no little brother.
I don't but I have yourlittle brother.
He doesn't do that-----.
Oh Well that's a plus.
I’ll bleep their name out.
(17:00):
They'll hold you you loseyour drink.
What about a noodle?
Is that the worst?
Yeah, really?
I put respect on the noodles.
Name noodles?
Super silly.
I don't get me wrong.
I will.
Respect the.
Noodle.
I will use all the pool toys.
all of them.
But elite is the hole.
I like that about you.
That you'll use all the pooltoys.
Yeah.
That's nice.
Yeah, yeah, it's very fun That'swhy this works.
(17:20):
Yeah.
But the noodle.
Noodle might be above lounger.
I like a noodle, I get it.
You can.
You can sit on it.
You can play it.
Yeah.
The noodle is very entertaining.
The girl.
We get it, lady.
You like a noodle.
Sorry.
what's your favorite pastanoodle?
Rotini.
Nice.
What about you?
(17:41):
Parpadelle.
Nice next topic.
No, I like water guns too.
Oh, yeah.
Pool toys is still going.
Yeah, yeah.
What are your favorite pooltoys?
I like water guns.
Volleyball.
I like a good volleyball.
Make a soft ball net and avolleyball net in the pool is
nice.
Wait do you want, a realvolleyball in the pool?
Or do you want, like, one of theblow up inflatable ones?
Blow up inflatable ones forthe people who are too slow.
(18:03):
Yeah.
You know, me, It’s me.
Hit me with it.
No, I like water guns too.
Good.
good.
Next topic.
Jacuzzi hot tubs.
Hot tubs?
The.
(18:23):
I used to really hot tubs.
The Robin to the Batman.
But but now.
And just nobody cares aboutRobin.
You don't like hot tubs?
No, I do you crazy.
I like to put my feet in.
I don't like being fully in thehot.
Listen here, lady.
I'm gonna get in the hot tub.
We don't have to be in hotweather.
OH I was only thiking hotweather.
(18:44):
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
You're putting yourself in a.
Corner, a snow hot tub, iselite.
Oh, I don't know.
It's my.
I'm.
I'm not going to the snowwithout a hot tub.
Not going.
You don't you make sure anyAirbnb I get you hot tub.
I'm going ski hot tub.
Ski.
Well, let's be real.
Snowboard drink snowboardsnowboard drink.
(19:06):
Snowboard.
Drink Snowboard hot tubrestaurant hot tub hot tub hot
s’mores.
Hot tub.
hot tub.
Yeah, get the stinky off.
Get the sticky.
off.
sticky I love Jacuzzi I can sitin there forever I
don't overheat.
Yeah I do.
Classically.
Yeah.
He's hot.
He's hot.
He runs hot.
I like the word Jacuzzi,Jacuzzi, Jacuzzi.
(19:28):
Jacuzzi.
Where does it come from.
It's a brand.
I think it's a man, Mr.
Jacuzzi.
I never heard that Tom.
Jacuzzi sold 1 million jacuzzishis first three years of
business.
That's not.
True.
Yeah i totally made that up.
It’s all scribbles.
Next topic.
diving boards love.
the only thing that partyactually didn't have a diving
(19:49):
board.
It's probably good becauseit had everything else.
I.
I'm pretty sure they're illegalin California.
now They are.
Yeah.
If you have one still theregrandfathered in.
Hold on to It.
I love a diving board.
They should be able toinstall them I love them,
they're really dangerous, but Idon't care.
Public pools have diving boards.
True.
You ever do the high dive?
I think I did once, and I wasfrightened.
(20:11):
I was pretty young.
I did it when I was in highschool.
You.
That’s a better time to.
Do it.
You run the four mile as yourfinal P.E., and then you get to
jump off the high dive.
Oh yeah i didn’t do P.E.
You were a dancer.
I love diving board though.
tricks.
Tricks off the diving board.
Cool.
So fun.
Yeah.
Big into tricks.
You.
You're a trick guy.
(20:32):
Do you like to turn tricks?
For sure.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Not what you meant?
Not exactly what I meant.
All right.
Hit me with it! Next topic.
Marco.
Polo.
Marco.
Polo.
Great game.
Gotcha.
The stress of Marco Polo.
(20:52):
Oh, I will stay.
Underwater for so.
Long.
I’ll just hold my breath untilI die.
I’m like, I'm not playing.
No.
I will not be saying Polo.
I will not be getting caught.
Yeah, playing with you isinfuriating.
I can hold my brother very long.
Yeah.
I love Marco Polo.
It's really fun.
Great game.
Fun to say.
You need to big enough pool,though.
(21:14):
If the pool is too small,you can't really play.
You need a pretty decent sizepool.
And how many people do you needfour?
at least.
I think four.
Yeah, if there's only three ofyou.
That's just weird.
Yeah, that's just, just fuckeach other or something.
Oh my God.
What are you doing?
Playing Marco Polo, I don'tknow, open your eyes.
The whole eyes wide, eyes, eyeswide shut thing is weird.
(21:35):
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I think you need at least fourpeople to play Marco Polo,
if not more four up.
Not too many.
No.
Yeah.
You can have too many.
Yeah.
Four to ten.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Next topic.
Other pool games Marco Polodeserved It's own.
What.
Colors.
Colors colors is whatever.
(21:57):
Colors is sick.
You just don’t like it becauseit's a race.
I'm slow.
I may do better now.
Oh yeah.
You're so athletic now.
I'm an athlete.
You'd be killing it, Phelps EmmaPhelps, baby Phelps.
no.
in the pool.
It's not my.
Name, baby shark.
What are okay, Marco.
Polo colors.
(22:17):
What else is there?
I know I can't think of oneother.
Like volleyball.
Volleyball?
Swizzle.
what the fuck is swizzle?
You throw a tooth pickin the pool.
And then you have to.
Find.
It.
And then when you find it, youhave to yell, swizzle and grab
it before anyone else does.
We've played this together.
I remember.
Swizzle.
Yeah.
(22:38):
I'm not good at that game.
What else?
Handstands.
Mermaids.
How do you play mermaids?
You just play.
You can't teach it.
You just know.
You just know.
You just know if you know, youknow.
Yeah.
All right, next topic.
Mens Swimsuits a controversialtopic.
Why?
(22:58):
What are your rules?
My rules?
Yeah.
It's more your place to give menswimsuit rules.
I would say no rules.
No rules.
Yeah.
Fashion's fine.
You're cool.
Speedos.
I'm cool.
Speedos.
Yeah, yeah, alright I mean, haveconfidence if you wear the
speedo though, Yeah.
You have to If you’re shy.
I don't care if you put a sockin there.
Stuff it.
(23:18):
Just have the confidence.
It's rock your speedo.
Rock your.
Speedo.
Whatever you're doing, giveyourself.
A pep talk.
Rock whatever you're wearing.
I went to the pool party, and Ididn’t eat before, just so
I felt confident.
Yeah, but, see, that's crazybehavior.
But I looked great.
thhe photos turned out great.
I'm happy.
You're happy.
We are not condoning not eatingbefore going out.
(23:40):
Unless you want to look good.
Okay, next topic.
It's a comedy podcast.
goggles.
I love goggles.
Goggles.
You do love goggles.
Girls love goggles.
Yeah.
Girls are like, wow, I lookso stupid.
But I could probably still fucksomebody.
I literally want a pair ofgoggles right now.
Yeah.
I was like, should she do thiswhole podcast with goggles?
(24:03):
I thought goggles with thatlittle eyelashes on them.
No, but I could.
Goggles with the nose installedor not installed.
Not installed just, like, pinkones.
Like pink Speedo goggles.
Why don't you own any goggles?
I don't know, I don't swim.
Well what about a head cap.
No head cap.
No head cap No head cap no headcap.
Yes.
Goggles.
Yes.
Goggles.
(24:23):
No, nose though.
no nose pinch.
Oh no nose area.
Yeah.
Just you don't need that.
What about the little clipthat goes on your nose?
No, I've never seen.
Those.
I've never seen one in person.
I've only seen that in movies.
Yeah.
Me too.
Do you ever hold your nose whenyou go underwater?
No.
me neither.
I've seen people do it thoughand it bothers me.
I go.
You’re fine, I turn, like,almost Republican on them.
(24:44):
I'm like you beta soy boy.
Grow up.
come on, snowflake, you’ll befine.
Get some fucking water on yournose.
It's salt.
you’re literally going tosurvive.
It’s salt.
what if it's a chlorine pool.
Well.
Cancer is going to get us allone day.
All right.
That's all I got.
Do you have anything forthe pool episode?
It's summer.
I want to pool more.
(25:04):
And.
Oh, do you want to go to thepublic pool in New York?
They just opened it.
There's, like, a big one.
Oh, I have no idea.
Should I go?
We'll look it up.
Is it going to be raining?
Thunderstorm like it said itmight be.
Maybe not that.
We'll see if you catch us at theNew York public pool.
We might be promoting our newpodcast, Demon Babie You're
(25:25):
listening to it right now.
That's all.
Any updates?
We're going in New York.
We're going to New York.
Are you happy?
I'm so excited.
Get me out of here.
Is your life good or bad?
My life is fantastic.
I have the best life.
Oh, good.
Sorry.
Other people.
Your life sucks tell‘em My lifeis going to tell.
‘em their life sucks.
No.
You're like, sucks.
No it doesn't.
(25:46):
That's so rude.
Your life is great, but my lifeis better.
Sorry.
That might be more rude.
Any updates?
We're going to meatballs afterthis.
I made meat balls.
You made meatballs.
Yeah.
Do you think they're good?
No.
What?
Alright, we'll see.
We'll let you guys know aboutthe meatballs as well.
I'll add Joe's rating and youcan see how he thought it turned
(26:08):
out.
We’ll both put up our ratings.
Yeah.
We’ll put our ratings.
I don't think it was good, butwhatever.
My private chef.
Follow us on TikTok.
Follow us on Instagram.
Follow us on YouTube.
Drop your comments.
And, let us know what you wantto hear us talk about next week.
Or if you think your life isbetter than Emma’s.
It might be.
But we disagree.
(26:29):
Your life sucks.
I didn't say that.
All right, well, thanks forlistening to another episode of
Demon Babie.
This was a pool episode.
It was pretty okay.
It was not our best.
There's not that much to talkabout.
No, but we really made it work.
And you're listening to usworking.
Thanks for listening, folks.
See you next week.
(26:49):
Bye.
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