August 8, 2025 • 31 mins
It’s the Fast Food Special, babies. Burgers, fries, nuggets, milkshakes — we’re naming names and ranking them all. Don’t listen hungry.
From midnight Taco Bell runs to our strongest opinions on fries, this week we’re pulling up to the drive-thru of chaos. Let’s talk combos, condiments, and questionable late-night decisions.
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Welcome to another episodeof the Demon Babie Podcast.
This is episode 40, 40 40,40 40.
Nothing really rhymes with 4040.
Morty swing 'n a miss.
Anyways, I'm Demon of Hollywood,AKA, Joey Lombardo, and I'm
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sitting here with, eh, don'tcall her fast, don't call her
loose.
She's slow and tight.
Blonde Babie.
She's a silly goose.
Who let me on the mic today?
Dumb and dumber really comingthrough.
Uh, today's gonna be the fastfood episode, so, uh, buckle up.
Drive through.
Here we go.
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I don't know.
I didn't have time to write it.
Good intro.
Yeah, it's all right.
You know.
That's right.
They can't all be tens mm. Idon't think we've had one
10 yet, but maybe next time notfor 40, maybe 50.
Gimme 40 more.
All right.
Welcome to the show First topic,childhood Favorite fast food.
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Ooh, what was your go-to KidsFast Food?
I You give Happy Meal.
I was Okay.
That's what I was gonna say.
But let me clarify.
On my Happy Meal, I was a plaincheeseburger.
I'd hit you what I like.
I really hope if we have kidsthere and not plain Jane.
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Add salt on the fries.
Add salt.
Just salt.
Add McDonald's.
Were they ever unsalted?
No.
Just extra salt.
Yeah.
You're a freak.
Yeah.
You're a freaking weirdo.
Whatever.
That's what I did.
What was your go-to childhoodfast food meal.
Mm. I definitely did alsohit the Happy Meal, but I didn't
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plain Jane it like you.
I had some ketchup pickle.
I didn't, I didn't changemy order until probably high
school, if not older.
I also, Jack once did yourfamily bullied me?
Well, they were right.
They were a bunch of bullies.
But they were correct.
Not all bullies were wrong.
Also, I did the Jack in the Boxteriyaki bowl as a kid.
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Ooh, yeah.
As a kid.
Mm-hmm.
I don't think I had teriyakisauce until, uh, college.
This is why you needed to bebullied until college.
That can't be true.
Think about it.
Teriyaki sauce.
Think about it, college.
Man, they just don't make whiteslike you anymore, do they?
It's called white bread for areason.
Wonder what that is.
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They should have had me in thatSydnee Sweeney commercial.
Yeah, those jeans are not evenblue.
Painfully painful.
Yeah, they're not even blue.
They're just white.
Yep.
Bleach'em Hit me.
Next topic.
Best fast food breakfast.
Ooh.
I think McDonald's takes thecake.
McDonald's is a strongcontender.
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Yeah, I, McDonald's was king ofbreakfast, fast food forever
until, Taco Bell came to townwith the breakfast crunch wrap.
Have we tried that together?
I don't think we have.
Have you never had a breakfastcrunch wrap?
I don't think so.
I mean, I had my first crunchwrap like last year, so That's
true.
Once again, you're not really anexpert in this field, are you?
This is gonna be really exposinghow little fast food I usually
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eat.
Um, that's kind of a flex, butwhatever, whatever.
Um, yeah.
So for me it's McDonald's.
For you it's Taco Bell.
Yeah.
In the recent years, also,once uh, McDonald's got rid
of the 11 or 10 o'clock cutoffon their breakfast, it kind
of lost this little, littlebit of sparkle, the charm.
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Yeah, I agree.
'cause I feel like you shouldbe able to get breakfast
whenever you want.
You don't know when I'm wakingup.
Well, what if you worked thenight shift?
Okay, wait.
But no.
Are you now pro or against?
The cutoff.
Yeah.
I'm against the cutoff.
I'm pro cutoff.
You're pro cutoff.
I'm saying it's more specialwhen they have the cutoff.
You didn't wake up early enough.
You don't get it today?
Oh yeah.
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No.
What?
What if you work the night shiftand you're waking up at 12
o'clock?
You should.
You don't get it.
You should be able to get it.
Nope.
Not for you.
Wrong privilege.
Breakfast is for everyone.
Breakfast is privilege anytimeof day.
So you don't stand breakfast fordinner is what I'm hearing.
I hate breakfast for dinner.
I know.
Listen to the breakfast episode.
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Gosh, don't even get me start.
He hates breakfast for dinner.
Ugh.
It's for children.
Or divorced dads.
Wait.
Circle back.
What was your favoritechildhood?
Fast food meal.
I kind of cut you off bowl verymuch.
That was your favorite?
Very much.
Yeah.
That was my favorite.
But you were also Happy Meal.
I was too stuck about that.
Okay.
I would do a Happy Meal.
I would do tacos from Taco Bell.
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I would, I mean, I hit A lottacos from Jack In the Box.
Lot of Jack in the Box in myyouth.
You're a big, no, I think youstill have a lot of Jack in
the Box.
Honestly.
I have.
I have a Jack in the Box.
I remember the last time Itook you there.
It was years ago.
We didn't even live here, soover six years ago.
That was the last time.
Yeah.
And you were pissed.
I did.
You hated it.
I did.
It killed a little piece of mychildhood.
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Sorry.
All right, hit me.
Next topic.
Best fast food dessert.
Ooh.
I think I instantly thoughtMcFlurry.
Am I just a McDonald's kid?
McFlurry are delicious.
I thought you were gonna sayShamrock Shake.
No, I don't like a ShamrockShake.
I've had a Shamrock shake.
Okay.
I don't like a, I have goodmemories.
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I've had like one, I haven'thad the apple pie.
No.
Mm, pretty good.
But I would get an m and mMcFlurry.
That's pretty solid.
M and M's lower class than theOreo.
Oh, the Oreo one's good.
Yeah, the cream in there justreally gets the flavor Nice.
Easy there.
Wait, but have you had, what'sthat one from?
Dairy Queen?
Oh, the, no, the Frosty.
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No, the Blizzard.
The blizzard.
Does Dairy Queen count as fastfood?
Probably.
I think so.
Definitely those Baskin Robbins31 flavors.
That's an ice cream shop.
Not fast food.
I don't know.
Dairy Queen sells food though.
I guess so.
That's what I'm saying.
Dairy Queen sells food.
So the Blizz, do you thinkblizzard's better than McFlurry?
There's also the Wendy's Frosty,which is really good.
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The Wendy's Frosty is reallygood.
I'm trying to think if I'vehad a blizzard.
I was thinking of the Frosty.
You've had a blizzard.
'cause there was one by my housegrowing up.
Yes.
I remember going to get thatone.
Yes.
That one's really good.
It is really good.
That might be the best one.
You can put it upside down,boom.
Yeah, that might be the bestone.
Interesting.
Because it's exciting.
Mm-hmm.
It has an event to it.
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It's a bit, have you everflipped it upside down and
had it fall?
No.
They're people of their words,they stand on their business.
Mm-hmm.
If they have 10 toes, they'restanding on them.
They have all of them.
Check'em, check their digits.
Oh, what's your favorite fastfood dessert?
Oh, I'll go to Oreo McFlurry.
Frosty.
Close second though.
Wendy's underrated for theirfrosty.
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Really?
Okay.
Next topic.
Worst fast food dessert.
I think it's Taco Bell.
Um, cinnamon twists.
Cinnamon twists.
I love cinnamon twists.
I used, I actually, I love,I used to love cinnamon twists.
They're really good.
They taste like styrofoam.
I like styrofoam, huh?
Maybe you're just not builtlike me.
Maybe we're a little different.
Mm.
Yeah.
I think they taste likestyrofoam.
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Like they remind me of thosepacking peanuts.
Got it.
Yeah.
Not a fan.
Like if you put a littlecinnamon and sugar on a packing
peanut, that's what it wouldtaste like.
That's kind of what I was tryingto eat.
Wow.
That's what I'm after.
That's how, that's how flavor.
What's your worst fast fooddessert?
Worst fast food dessert.
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Hmm mm.
This is gonna take too long.
I mean, I feel like I have to goto the elders and talk about
this.
Like, like we all have to lookat an orb and really think about
it.
Yeah.
Imagine it.
Uh, maybe Taco Bell's slushydrink.
I was not a fan of that.
Taco Bell, I think takes thecake for worse.
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Fast food desserts.
Fortunately I can't standby these words, but I'll, I'll
say next topic.
Okay, next topic.
In and out.
Everything from In and Outis the best.
Good Shakes too.
Good shakes.
You can get a Neapolitan Shake.
Delicious.
Didn't put that in.
We didn't even think of that,but I wouldn't say the best.
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We were saying Best and worst.
They are neither the bestnor the worst with their shakes.
I'll say Best Burger.
Freshest burger.
Fast food.
Best burger.
Freshest Burger.
I would even say sometimesI like their fries more than
McDonald's, french fry.
I think that is, uh, probablya sin to say, but I, uh, I
understand what you're saying.
There's something about it thattastes more fresh.
That might be nost nostalgia.
It might be, but that's okay.
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I think if you were blindtesting with nothing around, no
former feelings or anything, youcouldn't go that way.
Probably not.
But you can get a fancy fry atin and out.
You can't get a fancy fry atMcDonald's, have you ever had.
A McDonald's fry and in-outfry on the same day.
No, I think that might changeyour tune.
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I wish we could do that rightnow, but we're not.
No, we're on dietsunfortunately.
Unfortunately.
What's your In-N-Out order?
Oh, I have a new In-N-Out orderthat I'm obsessed with.
I like getting it flying.
Dutchman or onion wrappedgrilled onion, whole grilled
onion.
It's delicious.
Mm.
Animal style.
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Onion and meat and cheese.
It's just onion, meat andcheese.
A little with a little animal.
A little spread on the side.
Little spread.
Mm-hmm.
And it's delicious.
That's my favorite way toget it.
No, you get fries.
I get fries.
What kind of drink?
Pink lemonade.
I would say each fast food placehas their own drink.
Yeah.
A hundred percent.
A hundred percent.
Yeah.
If I'm getting Taco Bell, I'mprobably, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're jumping ahead of thecurb.
We're talking about in andout here maybe.
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Okay.
Sorry.
What's your in and out order?
My inn out.
Double, double animal.
So extra grilld onions.
Extra whole grilled onions.
Mm-hmm.
Sometimes chopped chilies if I'mfeeling spicy.
Mm-hmm.
And I gotta go root beer.
Root beer is.
And animal fries.
If I'm going crazy.
I'm say, are you getting animalfries?
Animal fries, extra grilledon as well.
See, I get extra spreads just todip my fries in.
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Yeah.
I'm a ketchup guy though.
You, that's where we differ.
I am not a big ketchup girl.
Not my thing.
That's fine.
You and Obama, I'm spread.
You and Obama.
Hey, you guys look alike andyou eat alike.
I mean, twin and I, I thoughtyou were Obama for a second.
That's crazy.
Jump scare.
Jump Scare.
Hit me.
Next topic, Krispy Kreme.
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I love Krispy Kreme.
I don't know.
You said they're fast food,I guess they have a drive
through.
They literally have adrive-through.
Does a drive-through immediatelysay Yes.
This is fast food?
Yes.
Okay.
'cause they're speed.
Yeah, it's speed.
'cause they're so fast.
It's drive through.
Okay.
If it, if it doesn't have adrive through, is it still fast
food are was saying Krispy Kremecould then take the crown
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for best fast food dessertthough.
It's not dessert, is it?
It's breakfast.
. Maybe it takes the cake forbreakfast.
Breakfast.
Best breakfast.
Fast food.
Best breakfast, fast food.
Crispy cream.
If crispy Kreme is fast.
Food is Dunkin Donuts fast food.
Dunkin Donuts would be fastfood.
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But that means Starbucks is alsofast food.
Which I agree, but I alreadythought, I already think
Starbucks is on.
Yeah.
Starbucks is fast food.
Okay.
Um, so Krispy Kreme, I loveKrispy Kreme and I love that
they have their own signaturething.
It's, they really locked in agreat donut.
They're like, we own glaze.
They, they really own glaze.
Like they own a glaze if youwant a glaze.
They got you.
Yeah.
They got you locked down.
Yeah.
They said I tried to PostmatesKrispy Kreme on Sunday and I
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wanted donut holes.
And they did not have donutholes.
On Postmates.
On Postmates.
They have'em in person.
Yeah, but not on Postmates.
Well, that would probably givethe, and that was disappointing.
You know, the whole nationmight go down for diabetes.
Well, feet would be gettingcut off left and right.
Yeah.
I was gonna take one forthe team and do it for everyone,
but, but they wouldn't let me.
All right.
Hit me.
Next topic, Penda Express.
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Oh, I have a new love for thattoo.
New.
You do have a newfound love.
Mm-hmm.
Did you have it for the firsttime recently?
Yeah.
How old were you?
28. Wow.
Thanks for outing How old I am.
Whoa.
Old lady.
Yeah.
I have a new love for PandaExpress as an old woman.
As an old lady, as an old bag.
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How old are you?
30.
Yeah, let's fight.
Yeah.
You like it Pervert.
You don't?
I love Panda Express, a littlechow, mein orange chicken, beef,
and broccoli.
Oh my God.
I to walk.
Am I getting that for dinner?
I'm about to walk there.
Damn.
I know what I'm having tonight.
Panda Express.
It's also sin to get when you'rein a big city.
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Why?
Because we have good Chinesefood options.
Yeah, but see that's thedifference.
Fast food burger.
Acceptable.
Fast food.
Chinese.
Fast food, Chinese.
Unacceptable.
Kind of unacceptable.
I get it taken away from a lotof mom and pop shops that
need it and are better.
You taken, you're taken awayfrom some 4-year-old, but hear
me out.
Who thinks he has a good burgerthe other way, but me out?
Way cheaper.
Way cheaper.
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Chinese food.
Bang for buck.
Chinese food in the city islow key, expensive.
Especially if you Postmates it.
Especially if you Postmatesit like we do like us.
We Postmates everything.
Yeah.
Postmates pay pigs on record.
Yeah.
Disgusting.
Yeah.
What's your take on PandaExpress?
I love it.
I can't, I, I love, I mean, it'sjust sugar.
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It's so much sugar oneverything, and I love it.
It's how they getcha.
Yeah, and I like.
I would say I'd do a MountainDew there just to keep the sugar
train going.
That's crazy.
A mountain dew.
Yeah.
Why not go crazy?
Wow.
Really lose my feet.
Yeah.
Talk about losing feet, orangechicken and mountain de dew.
Okay.
Diabetes?
Yeah.
Take him at the knee at thispoint.
Take him at the knee.
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Wow.
Gotta propose somehow.
Gotta make this guy propose,huh?
Somehow.
Somehow get' em down there.
One knee at a time, one way oranother.
Hit me.
Next topic.
Starbucks.
I hate it.
I won't go.
I'm over it.
It's, it was good 10 years ago.
It's like, it is the, probablythe biggest downfall of a fast
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food in our generation.
It's just a cup ofdisappointment every time I
do the cold brew.
Cold brew bad a lot.
Everything disappoints everytime.
Now the food's bad.
Guess who fell off?
Starbucks.
Starbucks.
Starbucks.
You really lost, that mermaidhas drowned.
Yeah, she's, she's dead in thewater.
It's crazy that literally no onewent to save her.
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She was hot, but she was so goodlooking.
Yeah.
Nothing.
She was a siren.
She crashed Own ship.
She crashed her own ship.
Yep.
Well, yeah.
Starbucks sucks.
Starbucks sucks.
Never go to Starbucks.
I don't care how small of atown you live in, there's
a better option.
A better mom and pop to go toExactly.
Talk about supporting smallbusiness.
Yeah.
Loser.
Fuck a Starbucks.
Fuck a Starbucks Loserville.
If you go to Starbucks.
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Yep.
You're a loser.
Yep.
Next topic, subway.
I don't remember the last time Ihad a subway, but I will
say they have the best chocolatechip cookies.
They do a foot long versionof it now, which I could see you
that's fucked up going crazy.
God, that's fucked up.
Could see.
I hate how much I would lovethat.
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Woah, once again, you didn'teven consider them for best fast
food dessert.
It's still not better than aMcflurry subway before a beach
day as a kid.
Put your head on, right?
Yeah.
That's delicious that What'syour subway order?
I don't remember what mine was.
I think mine was a Turkeysandwich, but I don't remember.
I used to be a spicy Italian guyuntil I cared about how I felt
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after I used to do spicy Italianwith the sweet onion sauce.
Uhhuh.
Every veg, the sweet onionsauce is elite.
They got rid of it.
What?
Uh, yeah, they changed it tolike a sweet onion teriyaki.
It's way thicker.
It's way different.
No, that's not what it was.
That's not the same.
It was a thin sauce.
It was like a dressing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, but now I'm just a Turkey,no cheese.
All the veg honey mustard saladon a sandwich.
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Salad on a sandwich.
Nice.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I had, bang for Buck,I don't remember the last time I
went to Subway, so I don't knowwhat my order would be anymore,
but it was good when I wouldget it when I was younger.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I used to get there tunatoo, but now it's not even tuna.
What?
Well, I don't think it ever was.
What do you mean it's not tuna?
They found out it's not reallythat much tuna in the tuna.
Fuck you Subway.
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Whoa.
Better ingredients, betterpeople.
Papa John's.
Yeah.
Get it together.
Yep.
That's speaking of Wait, what?
What do you drink at Subway?
Sobe.
Oh, you do drink a Sobe?
Yeah.
I would do a water,unfortunately.
That's fair.
That's fair.
Yeah.
That's more my speed.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Alright, next topic.
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Speaking of pizza, Domino's.
I love the Domino's on the up.
Yeah.
Domino's is coming up.
When we were kids, Domino's wasdown.
Domino's taste, that wasno good.
Domino's was called cardboardpizza.
That one was bad.
Bad, yeah.
Nobody, that was good.
Good?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I love their extra thin, extracrispy pizzas.
A new like, it's like a grahamcracker.
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It's fucking delicious.
Addictive.
Yes, it is so addictive.
It's delicious.
But also when we were in, eventheir normal one is good now.
When we were in ho uh, Hawaii,Florida, in Florida, we got so
drunk.
We ordered one pizza, sharedit with that lady, and then
we were like that broad.
Ate all our pizza, get another.
We ordered another.
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It was the same fucking deliveryguy and we got the same exact
pizza.
And he is like two, huh?
I'm like, Hey man, don't judgeus.
Hey man, someone, lady ate ourpizza.
Hey.
It's not our fault.
Some crazy lady at this weddingate my pizza.
I don't know what to tell you.
Um, that was pretty unhingedof us to get a pizza, share
it, lose it, get another.
We didn't really lose it.
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We ate it, we lost it.
We ate the pizza, we lost it.
We back to back it.
We ordered pizza back to back.
And that's, Hey.
And that's just a testamentto how good dominoes got.
Yeah.
You're gonna order it backto back.
It's gonna be pretty goodback to back.
And with that, I would have aCoke.
I would also have a Coke.
Mm-hmm.
It would come in the liter.
I wouldn't be happy with it,but it's so good.
I'd be pissed, but I'm probablydrunk getting it, so I'm
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probably gonna just, lightsare off.
Chug as much as I can.
Lights are off.
Yeah.
Nobody's home.
Nobody's home.
Next topic.
KFC.
Never had it.
I can't imagine that's true.
Name a time I can't.
Exactly.
What are your thoughts on itthough?
Having never had it?
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Something about it gives methe ick.
It's too much chicken.
Yeah, a bucket of chicken.
You don't need it.
It's really salty and reallygood though.
You'd probably like it.
I'm a big chicken girl.
You love fried chicken.
So I'd probably love it.
It's one of my favorite foods.
I almost said something crazy.
Yeah.
Don't, um.
Say it.
No.
Too crazy.
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Yeah.
I don't, I don't trust you tocut it out.
I wouldn't, you wouldn't.
I'd leave it.
Um, yeah.
So I've never had it, but, um,people that love it really
love it.
It's pretty good.
It's probably the sodiumaddiction for sure.
It's so good.
Really.
And you get mashed potatoes.
Where else can you get mashedpotatoes?
Mashed potatoes and gravy?
What?
Yeah, man, I, yeah.
I never had, it's almost likea real meal.
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Is it fast food?
There's a drive through then?
Yes.
All right.
I used to have the bucket oflemonade too.
That's what you get there.
Bucket of lemonade.
It was so good.
Do I need to get this?
Demon Babie tries new addiction.
Demon Babie tries KFC.
I don't even know if there's onearound we, I'm sure there's one
somewhere.
I'm sure we could find onein the valley somewhere.
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I only have one KFC and it'sin the ghetto and it's shares.
It's building with dominoesand Taco Bell.
Demon Babie tries every fastfood.
Boom.
Put it one put in, put it allin the same bucket, demon Babie
gains a hundred pounds, babyloses their feet.
Yeah.
You know, at this point we'recutting ourselves off at
the hip.
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Yeah, we're just paraplegicat this point.
We're just fully gone.
Sorry.
Hit me.
Next topic, Jack in the box.
Which you hate'cause they, youdon't like their curly fries.
I think their curly fries aregreat.
They also have criss cut friesalso.
Great.
I don't like those either.
Uh, their burgers are crazy.
Don't like'em.
I like their ad campaigns.
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I like their mascot.
I like Jack Jack's got swagger.
You don't?
You don't like I have no, Ihave no comment on Jack in the
Box.
I don't like any of it.
You have no comment on his adscampaign?
I don't like any of it.
What about the little bobbleheadthat you could put on your
antenna?
You used to be able to puton your antenna?
You're a real pussy, you know?
Yeah.
You're a real pansy.
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Yeah.
Real yellow belly.
Well, you're dating me.
I hope our children don'thave the bellies of a yellow
like you.
She's flashing the camera.
Alright, nevermind.
Wait, but do you like it?
I like it.
Not anymore.
I haven't had in a long time.
You take, you feel really?
It's probably the, I'll giveit the crown of greasiest fast
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food.
Worst fast food.
greasiest.
Answer the question.
We'll get there.
All right, hit me.
Next topic.
Taco Bell.
I have a new, I've always beencool with Taco Bell.
You've always been to homies.
We're always cool.
You've been around the blockwith it.
Yeah.
You've seen it at at school.
I had it growing up.
We would get it, but it wasn'tlike a huge fan.
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Like I wasn't like, let'sget Taco Bell, but I was cool.
If we got it.
We live right next door to one.
We never go.
But now that I've had a crunchwrap.
I have a newfound appreciationfor it.
The glory of a crunch wrap isamazing.
It really changed my perception.
Mm-hmm.
Of Taco Bell.
Mm-hmm.
But my beef is that it doesn'thave Sprite.
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Oh.
It only has Starry.
I hate that.
Mm. Just have Sprite.
But I get that Pepsi owns them.
So Pepsi bought them.
I know.
Yeah.
Uh, yeah.
So that makes sense.
So that's what I would drinkwith a. Taco Bell, if you could.
It's Sprite.
Yeah, I guess I drink a starry.
They basically do the same.
I do a Pepsi.
You do a Pepsi?
I do a Pepsi.
How do you feel about a Pepsiat Taco Bell?
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Mm-hmm.
It's the best Pepsi in theworld.
Really?
Taco Bell's Pepsi is the best.
Pepsi, oh, the same way.
McDonald's.
Coke is the best Coke.
People don't really like to talkabout how Taco Bells Pepsi
is the best.
Pepsi.
Talk about it.
It's the best Talk your shit.
I'm standing on my business.
What do you think makes itbetter?
Is it colder?
Is it frothier?
It's.
More concentrated or just bettertaken care of because I bet
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Pepsi owns Taco Bell.
I bet they have betterregulations on it.
Well, the same reason thatMcDonald, well McDonald's is
Coke's biggest client, so theysend them aluminum.
Huge things, not bags ofplastic.
Oh, so it doesn't like leachinto the drink at all?
There's no plastic.
Yeah.
I bet they do the same thingat Taco Bell, I'm imagine.
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Mm-hmm.
With Pepsi.
So when you get a Taco Bell,Pepsi, it's delicious so much.
So when I have a can of Pepsi,I will then subconsciously crave
Taco Bell.
I've learned, oh wow.
I got a little Pavlov's dogin me.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
I'm a real, that's crazy.
You're trained.
Real trained.
Wow.
Yeah.
I love that for you.
Thanks.
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That's crazy.
Yeah.
I don't drink Starry, so itdoesn't do that for me.
Hit me, next topic.
How about the king.
The king, not Burger King.
Nope.
Fuck Burger King.
It's not even on the listis, it's not even on the list.
Goodbye.
Uh, McDonald's love.
I, um, I've always consistent.
Consistent isn't fun.
I love that they're alwayschanging their toys for kids.
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That was one of my favoritethings growing up.
That is pretty cool.
What do you think of theircelebrity?
Uh, collabs.
Oh, super fun.
Super relevant.
Okay.
Um, do I think it's thehealthiest thing in the world?
No, no, we're not talking aboutthat.
It's not my job to endorseeverything being the healthiest.
Mm-hmm.
But I think it's fun.
And if I was a celebrity,I might do it.
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But What would your celebritycollab meal be with McDonald's?
Oh my God, that's such a goodquestion.
I know.
I don't know.
I maybe it'd just be like aBig Mac with extra pickles and
onion.
Really?
Yeah.
I love a Big Mac.
I'm a Big Mac whore.
You know, I'm not as big of aBig Mac whore as you are.
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No, well, I'm a bigger whorethan you in general.
True.
I, I might go crazy and makemy own thing.
I might do a burger with nuggetson it, and that's pretty crazy.
Yeah, I think that would bea fun, crazy twist.
How many nuggets on a burger?
Three.
No, not enough.
You're not gonna, that'snot more than a Patty three.
They're like this big, and thepatties are like this big.
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So three or four?
No, five.
Yeah.
I think you have to do five.
Five up the game.
It's three or five odd number.
Five.
Five piece on there.
I wouldn't do an even number.
That would be weird.
You got sauce.
I would do a ranch.
It'd be crazy.
I'd do a probably a barbecueon the bottom and a ranch on
top, and it'd be fucking crazy,but I bet it'd be delicious.
Barbecue on bottom.
Ranch on top.
Mm-hmm.
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Have you ever dipped one of thenuggets in the barbecue and a
ranch?
It's almost like a Santa bar.
It's like a barbecue chickensalad.
Yep.
But on a sandwich.
Yep.
Sandwich salad.
On sandwich?
Mm-hmm.
Extra lettuce?
Yep.
Mm.
Do you think cost effective?
They'll be fine with this.
No.
You think the lawyers willbe all right?
Yes, the lawyers will be okay.
They have a mean barbecue saucetoo.
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I know.
I like their barbecue sauce.
So hit me up for my amazingblonde blonde Babie.
The Blonde Babie Burger BurgerClub.
Yep.
Blonde Babie Burger Club.
The BBC.
All right, blonde Babie'schicken burger.
Hit me.
Next topic, Italian McDonald's.
Too clean.
We we It's too clean.
It tastes too fresh.
It tastes, it tastes wrong.
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Tastes fully wrong.
Didn't we have it in, um, Spainas well?
Yeah.
Uh, okay.
International McDonald's.
International.
McDonald's.
Let's get into it.
Spain, bottom worst.
Worst Too clean.
Doesn't have any grit to it.
I think Spain had some grit toit, but not the right kind of
grit.
It had the wrong grit.
It was odd.
Mm-hmm.
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Spain was, I think Italian hadtomato on it.
Like a fresh tomato that, thatblew me out of the water.
I was like, what's goingon here?
Like it threw you off.
Threw me off.
But did you like it better thanSpain?
Yes, I would go with Italy,Spain.
Oh, okay.
Wait, so Spain.
Spain, Italy, and then did wehave it in Korea or just Japan?
Japan.
Just Japan.
Japan.
Japan.
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Japan.
McDonald's.
Japan.
Japan.
Japan.
Japan.
Japan.
McDonald's is insane.
If you're in Japan, just go.
It's so fun.
The menu's crazy.
The menu's crazy.
What we got, they have like a,a weird, crazy rice dish.
We had rice.
No, we had rice buns.
Like it was wasn't a bun, it wastwo rice patties.
I would love to have that.
Again, that might be mysecondary.
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I would do one chicken thingand then I would, would make
them, I gonna let you bring thatover here.
It's my collab club.
I can do what I want.
They don't want that over here.
That I don't care if it's mycollab.
That's appropriating theirculture.
I love it.
All right.
Colonizer.
We'll call it the colonizer.
Wait, I'm trying to colonizehere.
If I'm trying to bring it here,call it the colonizer combo.
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I'm trying to overwrite theAmerican culture with Japanese
culture.
Call it the rising sun.
I don't know what you want tocall it.
My god, that was crazy.
Um, yeah, the rice bun thing wasfire.
What would your toy be?
Like a little bobblehead, like alittle smiley face bobblehead of
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you.
Oh, like a little smiley face?
Oh yeah.
All right.
Whatever.
Um, what would your toy be?
What's your, you still vibrator?
Okay.
That's crazy.
It's not a kid's meal.
It is a kid's meal.
No, it's not.
They're gonna sell it as a kid'smeal well they shouldn't.
Not yours.
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That's crazy.
Yours is a real adult meal.
I said X rated.
Extra pickles.
Do you have to show your IDto get your meal?
Yes.
It's 21 and up You gotta know.
You gotta show.
You can party, I guess.
I mean, comes with a shot oftequila.
Crazy.
All right, last topic.
Last topic.
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Worst fast food.
Burger King.
Easy.
Burger King.
Yeah.
Trash.
The king has fallen.
The King never rose.
No.
King's Day.
No Kings.
Literally.
We marched for this.
We marched for this.
Yeah.
Burger King sucks.
I would order nothing.
I would rather not eat.
Their chicken fries are prettygood.
Nope.
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Whopper is not that bad.
A little too much Mayo always.
Burger King or Carls Jr.
What's better?
Pick one.
I picked Carls Jr. I'd rathereat their chicken tenders
because they're stars.
No, they have strips.
Oh.
Their stars are nice though.
Yeah.
Good shape.
Yeah.
Uh, see they got options.
I guess I'll go Carls.
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I haven't had Carls.
I don't know.
Last time I had Carls, Iviscerally remember eating.
Carl's growing up.
'cause there was one closeto our house.
Yeah.
It's been probably like 10 yearssince I've had Carl's Jr. So
it's so good.
I guess I gotta go Burger Kingthen.
It's the worst.
I've had burgers sooner.
Yeah, I'll go with Burger.
Better King.
Better than Carls.
No, you're wrong.
King over.
Carls, you're wrong.
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Junior down here.
King up here.
No.
Well, false.
And this household is a, this isa, we are in shambles house
divided actually.
New last topic.
Okay.
What's your fast foodrestaurant?
What would I make?
What would it be called?
I don't know what it'd becalled, but I think it would
be a breakfast place.
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Hmm.
Because I love breakfast.
Breakfast fast breakfast, fastfood.
Breakfast, fast food, breakfast.
And I would make, yeah, I wouldmake a burrito and a donut,
I think.
And I would sell only those twothings.
And I would have coffee.
Oh, that would be my, my fastfood breakfast.
I, maybe I would even do drivethrough only.
Are you, are you going likeStarbucks though?
Like a lot of coffees?
No.
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Oh.
I would maybe do one specialof the month and it would change
latte.
Latte.
Okay.
So that would be my latte.
This isn't giving fast foodthough.
I don't care.
It's my restaurant.
Let me do my crazy recipes.
Okay.
I'd have my rotating speciallatte.
Got it.
I'd have probably a drip andprobably doing iced drip.
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Okay.
There you go.
And that would be what I wouldhave.
What would your fast foodrestaurant be?
Oh, I actually thought aboutthis.
I would, it'd be called theAmerican.
The American.
It'd be burgers.
Okay, burgers only.
No chicken.
Just burgers, burgers, burgers,and fries.
And I would open it in Japan.
.
Okay.
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And what would you serve?
I would serve smash burgers andnormal burgers.
Two kinds.
Two kinds.
Big burger.
Very thin burger.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I like it.
Yeah.
And it'd be called the American.
Mm-hmm.
And it'd be super Americanathemed.
Well, they love that there.
Exactly.
A lot of American themed things.
And you call it the American,and you wanna go get American
Burger.
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What would each burger becalled?
The Smash American and the FullAmerican, or the thin American
and the Fat American.
I like that.
The Skinny American and the FatAmerican.
Exactly.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I like it.
Mm-hmm.
You are gonna get a skinny or afatty.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
I think we just found our newbusiness.
I mean, I might leave.
That's it, ladies and gentlemen.
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Americajin catch us next year inJapan.
We'll be opening the American.
That's our episode.
Thanks for listening.
I am Joey Lombardo, and that'sEmma Nilsson.
And I'm craving fast food now.
We haven't had dinner.
I'm so hungry, I'm starving.
And what are we gonna get?
This was a terrible topic.
Terrible, terrible, horrible.
Thanks for watching.
We'll see you next week.
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Drop your topics below forwhat you wanna hear us talk
about'cause we're out of ideas.
We're running out.
Let us know.
Bye! Mwuah.
Welcome to another episodeof the Demon Babie Podcast.
This is episode 40, 40 40,40 40.
Nothing really rhymes with 4040.
Morty swing 'n a miss.
Anyways, I'm Demon of Hollywood,AKA, Joey Lombardo, and I'm
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sitting here with, eh, don'tcall her fast, don't call her
loose.
She's slow and tight.
Blonde Babie.
She's a silly goose.
Who let me on the mic today?
Dumb and dumber really comingthrough.
Uh, today's gonna be the fastfood episode, so, uh, buckle up.
Drive through.
Here we go.
(00:40):
I don't know.
I didn't have time to write it.
Good intro.
Yeah, it's all right.
You know.
That's right.
They can't all be tens mm. Idon't think we've had one
10 yet, but maybe next time notfor 40, maybe 50.
Gimme 40 more.
All right.
Welcome to the show First topic,childhood Favorite fast food.
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Ooh, what was your go-to KidsFast Food?
I You give Happy Meal.
I was Okay.
That's what I was gonna say.
But let me clarify.
On my Happy Meal, I was a plaincheeseburger.
I'd hit you what I like.
I really hope if we have kidsthere and not plain Jane.
(01:32):
Add salt on the fries.
Add salt.
Just salt.
Add McDonald's.
Were they ever unsalted?
No.
Just extra salt.
Yeah.
You're a freak.
Yeah.
You're a freaking weirdo.
Whatever.
That's what I did.
What was your go-to childhoodfast food meal.
Mm. I definitely did alsohit the Happy Meal, but I didn't
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plain Jane it like you.
I had some ketchup pickle.
I didn't, I didn't changemy order until probably high
school, if not older.
I also, Jack once did yourfamily bullied me?
Well, they were right.
They were a bunch of bullies.
But they were correct.
Not all bullies were wrong.
Also, I did the Jack in the Boxteriyaki bowl as a kid.
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Ooh, yeah.
As a kid.
Mm-hmm.
I don't think I had teriyakisauce until, uh, college.
This is why you needed to bebullied until college.
That can't be true.
Think about it.
Teriyaki sauce.
Think about it, college.
Man, they just don't make whiteslike you anymore, do they?
It's called white bread for areason.
Wonder what that is.
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They should have had me in thatSydnee Sweeney commercial.
Yeah, those jeans are not evenblue.
Painfully painful.
Yeah, they're not even blue.
They're just white.
Yep.
Bleach'em Hit me.
Next topic.
Best fast food breakfast.
Ooh.
I think McDonald's takes thecake.
McDonald's is a strongcontender.
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Yeah, I, McDonald's was king ofbreakfast, fast food forever
until, Taco Bell came to townwith the breakfast crunch wrap.
Have we tried that together?
I don't think we have.
Have you never had a breakfastcrunch wrap?
I don't think so.
I mean, I had my first crunchwrap like last year, so That's
true.
Once again, you're not really anexpert in this field, are you?
This is gonna be really exposinghow little fast food I usually
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eat.
Um, that's kind of a flex, butwhatever, whatever.
Um, yeah.
So for me it's McDonald's.
For you it's Taco Bell.
Yeah.
In the recent years, also,once uh, McDonald's got rid
of the 11 or 10 o'clock cutoffon their breakfast, it kind
of lost this little, littlebit of sparkle, the charm.
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Yeah, I agree.
'cause I feel like you shouldbe able to get breakfast
whenever you want.
You don't know when I'm wakingup.
Well, what if you worked thenight shift?
Okay, wait.
But no.
Are you now pro or against?
The cutoff.
Yeah.
I'm against the cutoff.
I'm pro cutoff.
You're pro cutoff.
I'm saying it's more specialwhen they have the cutoff.
You didn't wake up early enough.
You don't get it today?
Oh yeah.
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No.
What?
What if you work the night shiftand you're waking up at 12
o'clock?
You should.
You don't get it.
You should be able to get it.
Nope.
Not for you.
Wrong privilege.
Breakfast is for everyone.
Breakfast is privilege anytimeof day.
So you don't stand breakfast fordinner is what I'm hearing.
I hate breakfast for dinner.
I know.
Listen to the breakfast episode.
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Gosh, don't even get me start.
He hates breakfast for dinner.
Ugh.
It's for children.
Or divorced dads.
Wait.
Circle back.
What was your favoritechildhood?
Fast food meal.
I kind of cut you off bowl verymuch.
That was your favorite?
Very much.
Yeah.
That was my favorite.
But you were also Happy Meal.
I was too stuck about that.
Okay.
I would do a Happy Meal.
I would do tacos from Taco Bell.
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I would, I mean, I hit A lottacos from Jack In the Box.
Lot of Jack in the Box in myyouth.
You're a big, no, I think youstill have a lot of Jack in
the Box.
Honestly.
I have.
I have a Jack in the Box.
I remember the last time Itook you there.
It was years ago.
We didn't even live here, soover six years ago.
That was the last time.
Yeah.
And you were pissed.
I did.
You hated it.
I did.
It killed a little piece of mychildhood.
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Sorry.
All right, hit me.
Next topic.
Best fast food dessert.
Ooh.
I think I instantly thoughtMcFlurry.
Am I just a McDonald's kid?
McFlurry are delicious.
I thought you were gonna sayShamrock Shake.
No, I don't like a ShamrockShake.
I've had a Shamrock shake.
Okay.
I don't like a, I have goodmemories.
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I've had like one, I haven'thad the apple pie.
No.
Mm, pretty good.
But I would get an m and mMcFlurry.
That's pretty solid.
M and M's lower class than theOreo.
Oh, the Oreo one's good.
Yeah, the cream in there justreally gets the flavor Nice.
Easy there.
Wait, but have you had, what'sthat one from?
Dairy Queen?
Oh, the, no, the Frosty.
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No, the Blizzard.
The blizzard.
Does Dairy Queen count as fastfood?
Probably.
I think so.
Definitely those Baskin Robbins31 flavors.
That's an ice cream shop.
Not fast food.
I don't know.
Dairy Queen sells food though.
I guess so.
That's what I'm saying.
Dairy Queen sells food.
So the Blizz, do you thinkblizzard's better than McFlurry?
There's also the Wendy's Frosty,which is really good.
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The Wendy's Frosty is reallygood.
I'm trying to think if I'vehad a blizzard.
I was thinking of the Frosty.
You've had a blizzard.
'cause there was one by my housegrowing up.
Yes.
I remember going to get thatone.
Yes.
That one's really good.
It is really good.
That might be the best one.
You can put it upside down,boom.
Yeah, that might be the bestone.
Interesting.
Because it's exciting.
Mm-hmm.
It has an event to it.
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It's a bit, have you everflipped it upside down and
had it fall?
No.
They're people of their words,they stand on their business.
Mm-hmm.
If they have 10 toes, they'restanding on them.
They have all of them.
Check'em, check their digits.
Oh, what's your favorite fastfood dessert?
Oh, I'll go to Oreo McFlurry.
Frosty.
Close second though.
Wendy's underrated for theirfrosty.
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Really?
Okay.
Next topic.
Worst fast food dessert.
I think it's Taco Bell.
Um, cinnamon twists.
Cinnamon twists.
I love cinnamon twists.
I used, I actually, I love,I used to love cinnamon twists.
They're really good.
They taste like styrofoam.
I like styrofoam, huh?
Maybe you're just not builtlike me.
Maybe we're a little different.
Mm.
Yeah.
I think they taste likestyrofoam.
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Like they remind me of thosepacking peanuts.
Got it.
Yeah.
Not a fan.
Like if you put a littlecinnamon and sugar on a packing
peanut, that's what it wouldtaste like.
That's kind of what I was tryingto eat.
Wow.
That's what I'm after.
That's how, that's how flavor.
What's your worst fast fooddessert?
Worst fast food dessert.
(07:31):
Hmm mm.
This is gonna take too long.
I mean, I feel like I have to goto the elders and talk about
this.
Like, like we all have to lookat an orb and really think about
it.
Yeah.
Imagine it.
Uh, maybe Taco Bell's slushydrink.
I was not a fan of that.
Taco Bell, I think takes thecake for worse.
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Fast food desserts.
Fortunately I can't standby these words, but I'll, I'll
say next topic.
Okay, next topic.
In and out.
Everything from In and Outis the best.
Good Shakes too.
Good shakes.
You can get a Neapolitan Shake.
Delicious.
Didn't put that in.
We didn't even think of that,but I wouldn't say the best.
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We were saying Best and worst.
They are neither the bestnor the worst with their shakes.
I'll say Best Burger.
Freshest burger.
Fast food.
Best burger.
Freshest Burger.
I would even say sometimesI like their fries more than
McDonald's, french fry.
I think that is, uh, probablya sin to say, but I, uh, I
understand what you're saying.
There's something about it thattastes more fresh.
That might be nost nostalgia.
It might be, but that's okay.
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I think if you were blindtesting with nothing around, no
former feelings or anything, youcouldn't go that way.
Probably not.
But you can get a fancy fry atin and out.
You can't get a fancy fry atMcDonald's, have you ever had.
A McDonald's fry and in-outfry on the same day.
No, I think that might changeyour tune.
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I wish we could do that rightnow, but we're not.
No, we're on dietsunfortunately.
Unfortunately.
What's your In-N-Out order?
Oh, I have a new In-N-Out orderthat I'm obsessed with.
I like getting it flying.
Dutchman or onion wrappedgrilled onion, whole grilled
onion.
It's delicious.
Mm.
Animal style.
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Onion and meat and cheese.
It's just onion, meat andcheese.
A little with a little animal.
A little spread on the side.
Little spread.
Mm-hmm.
And it's delicious.
That's my favorite way toget it.
No, you get fries.
I get fries.
What kind of drink?
Pink lemonade.
I would say each fast food placehas their own drink.
Yeah.
A hundred percent.
A hundred percent.
Yeah.
If I'm getting Taco Bell, I'mprobably, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're jumping ahead of thecurb.
We're talking about in andout here maybe.
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Okay.
Sorry.
What's your in and out order?
My inn out.
Double, double animal.
So extra grilld onions.
Extra whole grilled onions.
Mm-hmm.
Sometimes chopped chilies if I'mfeeling spicy.
Mm-hmm.
And I gotta go root beer.
Root beer is.
And animal fries.
If I'm going crazy.
I'm say, are you getting animalfries?
Animal fries, extra grilledon as well.
See, I get extra spreads just todip my fries in.
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Yeah.
I'm a ketchup guy though.
You, that's where we differ.
I am not a big ketchup girl.
Not my thing.
That's fine.
You and Obama, I'm spread.
You and Obama.
Hey, you guys look alike andyou eat alike.
I mean, twin and I, I thoughtyou were Obama for a second.
That's crazy.
Jump scare.
Jump Scare.
Hit me.
Next topic, Krispy Kreme.
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I love Krispy Kreme.
I don't know.
You said they're fast food,I guess they have a drive
through.
They literally have adrive-through.
Does a drive-through immediatelysay Yes.
This is fast food?
Yes.
Okay.
'cause they're speed.
Yeah, it's speed.
'cause they're so fast.
It's drive through.
Okay.
If it, if it doesn't have adrive through, is it still fast
food are was saying Krispy Kremecould then take the crown
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for best fast food dessertthough.
It's not dessert, is it?
It's breakfast.
. Maybe it takes the cake forbreakfast.
Breakfast.
Best breakfast.
Fast food.
Best breakfast, fast food.
Crispy cream.
If crispy Kreme is fast.
Food is Dunkin Donuts fast food.
Dunkin Donuts would be fastfood.
(11:02):
But that means Starbucks is alsofast food.
Which I agree, but I alreadythought, I already think
Starbucks is on.
Yeah.
Starbucks is fast food.
Okay.
Um, so Krispy Kreme, I loveKrispy Kreme and I love that
they have their own signaturething.
It's, they really locked in agreat donut.
They're like, we own glaze.
They, they really own glaze.
Like they own a glaze if youwant a glaze.
They got you.
Yeah.
They got you locked down.
Yeah.
They said I tried to PostmatesKrispy Kreme on Sunday and I
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wanted donut holes.
And they did not have donutholes.
On Postmates.
On Postmates.
They have'em in person.
Yeah, but not on Postmates.
Well, that would probably givethe, and that was disappointing.
You know, the whole nationmight go down for diabetes.
Well, feet would be gettingcut off left and right.
Yeah.
I was gonna take one forthe team and do it for everyone,
but, but they wouldn't let me.
All right.
Hit me.
Next topic, Penda Express.
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Oh, I have a new love for thattoo.
New.
You do have a newfound love.
Mm-hmm.
Did you have it for the firsttime recently?
Yeah.
How old were you?
28. Wow.
Thanks for outing How old I am.
Whoa.
Old lady.
Yeah.
I have a new love for PandaExpress as an old woman.
As an old lady, as an old bag.
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How old are you?
30.
Yeah, let's fight.
Yeah.
You like it Pervert.
You don't?
I love Panda Express, a littlechow, mein orange chicken, beef,
and broccoli.
Oh my God.
I to walk.
Am I getting that for dinner?
I'm about to walk there.
Damn.
I know what I'm having tonight.
Panda Express.
It's also sin to get when you'rein a big city.
(12:29):
Why?
Because we have good Chinesefood options.
Yeah, but see that's thedifference.
Fast food burger.
Acceptable.
Fast food.
Chinese.
Fast food, Chinese.
Unacceptable.
Kind of unacceptable.
I get it taken away from a lotof mom and pop shops that
need it and are better.
You taken, you're taken awayfrom some 4-year-old, but hear
me out.
Who thinks he has a good burgerthe other way, but me out?
Way cheaper.
Way cheaper.
(12:50):
Chinese food.
Bang for buck.
Chinese food in the city islow key, expensive.
Especially if you Postmates it.
Especially if you Postmatesit like we do like us.
We Postmates everything.
Yeah.
Postmates pay pigs on record.
Yeah.
Disgusting.
Yeah.
What's your take on PandaExpress?
I love it.
I can't, I, I love, I mean, it'sjust sugar.
(13:11):
It's so much sugar oneverything, and I love it.
It's how they getcha.
Yeah, and I like.
I would say I'd do a MountainDew there just to keep the sugar
train going.
That's crazy.
A mountain dew.
Yeah.
Why not go crazy?
Wow.
Really lose my feet.
Yeah.
Talk about losing feet, orangechicken and mountain de dew.
Okay.
Diabetes?
Yeah.
Take him at the knee at thispoint.
Take him at the knee.
(13:32):
Wow.
Gotta propose somehow.
Gotta make this guy propose,huh?
Somehow.
Somehow get' em down there.
One knee at a time, one way oranother.
Hit me.
Next topic.
Starbucks.
I hate it.
I won't go.
I'm over it.
It's, it was good 10 years ago.
It's like, it is the, probablythe biggest downfall of a fast
(13:53):
food in our generation.
It's just a cup ofdisappointment every time I
do the cold brew.
Cold brew bad a lot.
Everything disappoints everytime.
Now the food's bad.
Guess who fell off?
Starbucks.
Starbucks.
Starbucks.
You really lost, that mermaidhas drowned.
Yeah, she's, she's dead in thewater.
It's crazy that literally no onewent to save her.
(14:13):
She was hot, but she was so goodlooking.
Yeah.
Nothing.
She was a siren.
She crashed Own ship.
She crashed her own ship.
Yep.
Well, yeah.
Starbucks sucks.
Starbucks sucks.
Never go to Starbucks.
I don't care how small of atown you live in, there's
a better option.
A better mom and pop to go toExactly.
Talk about supporting smallbusiness.
Yeah.
Loser.
Fuck a Starbucks.
Fuck a Starbucks Loserville.
If you go to Starbucks.
(14:34):
Yep.
You're a loser.
Yep.
Next topic, subway.
I don't remember the last time Ihad a subway, but I will
say they have the best chocolatechip cookies.
They do a foot long versionof it now, which I could see you
that's fucked up going crazy.
God, that's fucked up.
Could see.
I hate how much I would lovethat.
(14:54):
Woah, once again, you didn'teven consider them for best fast
food dessert.
It's still not better than aMcflurry subway before a beach
day as a kid.
Put your head on, right?
Yeah.
That's delicious that What'syour subway order?
I don't remember what mine was.
I think mine was a Turkeysandwich, but I don't remember.
I used to be a spicy Italian guyuntil I cared about how I felt
(15:17):
after I used to do spicy Italianwith the sweet onion sauce.
Uhhuh.
Every veg, the sweet onionsauce is elite.
They got rid of it.
What?
Uh, yeah, they changed it tolike a sweet onion teriyaki.
It's way thicker.
It's way different.
No, that's not what it was.
That's not the same.
It was a thin sauce.
It was like a dressing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Um, but now I'm just a Turkey,no cheese.
All the veg honey mustard saladon a sandwich.
(15:41):
Salad on a sandwich.
Nice.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I had, bang for Buck,I don't remember the last time I
went to Subway, so I don't knowwhat my order would be anymore,
but it was good when I wouldget it when I was younger.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I used to get there tunatoo, but now it's not even tuna.
What?
Well, I don't think it ever was.
What do you mean it's not tuna?
They found out it's not reallythat much tuna in the tuna.
Fuck you Subway.
(16:02):
Whoa.
Better ingredients, betterpeople.
Papa John's.
Yeah.
Get it together.
Yep.
That's speaking of Wait, what?
What do you drink at Subway?
Sobe.
Oh, you do drink a Sobe?
Yeah.
I would do a water,unfortunately.
That's fair.
That's fair.
Yeah.
That's more my speed.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Alright, next topic.
(16:23):
Speaking of pizza, Domino's.
I love the Domino's on the up.
Yeah.
Domino's is coming up.
When we were kids, Domino's wasdown.
Domino's taste, that wasno good.
Domino's was called cardboardpizza.
That one was bad.
Bad, yeah.
Nobody, that was good.
Good?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I love their extra thin, extracrispy pizzas.
A new like, it's like a grahamcracker.
(16:43):
It's fucking delicious.
Addictive.
Yes, it is so addictive.
It's delicious.
But also when we were in, eventheir normal one is good now.
When we were in ho uh, Hawaii,Florida, in Florida, we got so
drunk.
We ordered one pizza, sharedit with that lady, and then
we were like that broad.
Ate all our pizza, get another.
We ordered another.
(17:04):
It was the same fucking deliveryguy and we got the same exact
pizza.
And he is like two, huh?
I'm like, Hey man, don't judgeus.
Hey man, someone, lady ate ourpizza.
Hey.
It's not our fault.
Some crazy lady at this weddingate my pizza.
I don't know what to tell you.
Um, that was pretty unhingedof us to get a pizza, share
it, lose it, get another.
We didn't really lose it.
(17:24):
We ate it, we lost it.
We ate the pizza, we lost it.
We back to back it.
We ordered pizza back to back.
And that's, Hey.
And that's just a testamentto how good dominoes got.
Yeah.
You're gonna order it backto back.
It's gonna be pretty goodback to back.
And with that, I would have aCoke.
I would also have a Coke.
Mm-hmm.
It would come in the liter.
I wouldn't be happy with it,but it's so good.
I'd be pissed, but I'm probablydrunk getting it, so I'm
(17:46):
probably gonna just, lightsare off.
Chug as much as I can.
Lights are off.
Yeah.
Nobody's home.
Nobody's home.
Next topic.
KFC.
Never had it.
I can't imagine that's true.
Name a time I can't.
Exactly.
What are your thoughts on itthough?
Having never had it?
(18:06):
Something about it gives methe ick.
It's too much chicken.
Yeah, a bucket of chicken.
You don't need it.
It's really salty and reallygood though.
You'd probably like it.
I'm a big chicken girl.
You love fried chicken.
So I'd probably love it.
It's one of my favorite foods.
I almost said something crazy.
Yeah.
Don't, um.
Say it.
No.
Too crazy.
(18:27):
Yeah.
I don't, I don't trust you tocut it out.
I wouldn't, you wouldn't.
I'd leave it.
Um, yeah.
So I've never had it, but, um,people that love it really
love it.
It's pretty good.
It's probably the sodiumaddiction for sure.
It's so good.
Really.
And you get mashed potatoes.
Where else can you get mashedpotatoes?
Mashed potatoes and gravy?
What?
Yeah, man, I, yeah.
I never had, it's almost likea real meal.
(18:49):
Is it fast food?
There's a drive through then?
Yes.
All right.
I used to have the bucket oflemonade too.
That's what you get there.
Bucket of lemonade.
It was so good.
Do I need to get this?
Demon Babie tries new addiction.
Demon Babie tries KFC.
I don't even know if there's onearound we, I'm sure there's one
somewhere.
I'm sure we could find onein the valley somewhere.
(19:10):
I only have one KFC and it'sin the ghetto and it's shares.
It's building with dominoesand Taco Bell.
Demon Babie tries every fastfood.
Boom.
Put it one put in, put it allin the same bucket, demon Babie
gains a hundred pounds, babyloses their feet.
Yeah.
You know, at this point we'recutting ourselves off at
the hip.
(19:30):
Yeah, we're just paraplegicat this point.
We're just fully gone.
Sorry.
Hit me.
Next topic, Jack in the box.
Which you hate'cause they, youdon't like their curly fries.
I think their curly fries aregreat.
They also have criss cut friesalso.
Great.
I don't like those either.
Uh, their burgers are crazy.
Don't like'em.
I like their ad campaigns.
(19:52):
I like their mascot.
I like Jack Jack's got swagger.
You don't?
You don't like I have no, Ihave no comment on Jack in the
Box.
I don't like any of it.
You have no comment on his adscampaign?
I don't like any of it.
What about the little bobbleheadthat you could put on your
antenna?
You used to be able to puton your antenna?
You're a real pussy, you know?
Yeah.
You're a real pansy.
(20:13):
Yeah.
Real yellow belly.
Well, you're dating me.
I hope our children don'thave the bellies of a yellow
like you.
She's flashing the camera.
Alright, nevermind.
Wait, but do you like it?
I like it.
Not anymore.
I haven't had in a long time.
You take, you feel really?
It's probably the, I'll giveit the crown of greasiest fast
(20:36):
food.
Worst fast food.
greasiest.
Answer the question.
We'll get there.
All right, hit me.
Next topic.
Taco Bell.
I have a new, I've always beencool with Taco Bell.
You've always been to homies.
We're always cool.
You've been around the blockwith it.
Yeah.
You've seen it at at school.
I had it growing up.
We would get it, but it wasn'tlike a huge fan.
(20:57):
Like I wasn't like, let'sget Taco Bell, but I was cool.
If we got it.
We live right next door to one.
We never go.
But now that I've had a crunchwrap.
I have a newfound appreciationfor it.
The glory of a crunch wrap isamazing.
It really changed my perception.
Mm-hmm.
Of Taco Bell.
Mm-hmm.
But my beef is that it doesn'thave Sprite.
(21:18):
Oh.
It only has Starry.
I hate that.
Mm. Just have Sprite.
But I get that Pepsi owns them.
So Pepsi bought them.
I know.
Yeah.
Uh, yeah.
So that makes sense.
So that's what I would drinkwith a. Taco Bell, if you could.
It's Sprite.
Yeah, I guess I drink a starry.
They basically do the same.
I do a Pepsi.
You do a Pepsi?
I do a Pepsi.
How do you feel about a Pepsiat Taco Bell?
(21:39):
Mm-hmm.
It's the best Pepsi in theworld.
Really?
Taco Bell's Pepsi is the best.
Pepsi, oh, the same way.
McDonald's.
Coke is the best Coke.
People don't really like to talkabout how Taco Bells Pepsi
is the best.
Pepsi.
Talk about it.
It's the best Talk your shit.
I'm standing on my business.
What do you think makes itbetter?
Is it colder?
Is it frothier?
It's.
More concentrated or just bettertaken care of because I bet
(22:01):
Pepsi owns Taco Bell.
I bet they have betterregulations on it.
Well, the same reason thatMcDonald, well McDonald's is
Coke's biggest client, so theysend them aluminum.
Huge things, not bags ofplastic.
Oh, so it doesn't like leachinto the drink at all?
There's no plastic.
Yeah.
I bet they do the same thingat Taco Bell, I'm imagine.
(22:23):
Mm-hmm.
With Pepsi.
So when you get a Taco Bell,Pepsi, it's delicious so much.
So when I have a can of Pepsi,I will then subconsciously crave
Taco Bell.
I've learned, oh wow.
I got a little Pavlov's dogin me.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
I'm a real, that's crazy.
You're trained.
Real trained.
Wow.
Yeah.
I love that for you.
Thanks.
(22:43):
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I don't drink Starry, so itdoesn't do that for me.
Hit me, next topic.
How about the king.
The king, not Burger King.
Nope.
Fuck Burger King.
It's not even on the listis, it's not even on the list.
Goodbye.
Uh, McDonald's love.
I, um, I've always consistent.
Consistent isn't fun.
I love that they're alwayschanging their toys for kids.
(23:04):
That was one of my favoritethings growing up.
That is pretty cool.
What do you think of theircelebrity?
Uh, collabs.
Oh, super fun.
Super relevant.
Okay.
Um, do I think it's thehealthiest thing in the world?
No, no, we're not talking aboutthat.
It's not my job to endorseeverything being the healthiest.
Mm-hmm.
But I think it's fun.
And if I was a celebrity,I might do it.
(23:24):
But What would your celebritycollab meal be with McDonald's?
Oh my God, that's such a goodquestion.
I know.
I don't know.
I maybe it'd just be like aBig Mac with extra pickles and
onion.
Really?
Yeah.
I love a Big Mac.
I'm a Big Mac whore.
You know, I'm not as big of aBig Mac whore as you are.
(23:45):
No, well, I'm a bigger whorethan you in general.
True.
I, I might go crazy and makemy own thing.
I might do a burger with nuggetson it, and that's pretty crazy.
Yeah, I think that would bea fun, crazy twist.
How many nuggets on a burger?
Three.
No, not enough.
You're not gonna, that'snot more than a Patty three.
They're like this big, and thepatties are like this big.
(24:07):
So three or four?
No, five.
Yeah.
I think you have to do five.
Five up the game.
It's three or five odd number.
Five.
Five piece on there.
I wouldn't do an even number.
That would be weird.
You got sauce.
I would do a ranch.
It'd be crazy.
I'd do a probably a barbecueon the bottom and a ranch on
top, and it'd be fucking crazy,but I bet it'd be delicious.
Barbecue on bottom.
Ranch on top.
Mm-hmm.
(24:27):
Have you ever dipped one of thenuggets in the barbecue and a
ranch?
It's almost like a Santa bar.
It's like a barbecue chickensalad.
Yep.
But on a sandwich.
Yep.
Sandwich salad.
On sandwich?
Mm-hmm.
Extra lettuce?
Yep.
Mm.
Do you think cost effective?
They'll be fine with this.
No.
You think the lawyers willbe all right?
Yes, the lawyers will be okay.
They have a mean barbecue saucetoo.
(24:47):
I know.
I like their barbecue sauce.
So hit me up for my amazingblonde blonde Babie.
The Blonde Babie Burger BurgerClub.
Yep.
Blonde Babie Burger Club.
The BBC.
All right, blonde Babie'schicken burger.
Hit me.
Next topic, Italian McDonald's.
Too clean.
We we It's too clean.
It tastes too fresh.
It tastes, it tastes wrong.
(25:09):
Tastes fully wrong.
Didn't we have it in, um, Spainas well?
Yeah.
Uh, okay.
International McDonald's.
International.
McDonald's.
Let's get into it.
Spain, bottom worst.
Worst Too clean.
Doesn't have any grit to it.
I think Spain had some grit toit, but not the right kind of
grit.
It had the wrong grit.
It was odd.
Mm-hmm.
(25:29):
Spain was, I think Italian hadtomato on it.
Like a fresh tomato that, thatblew me out of the water.
I was like, what's goingon here?
Like it threw you off.
Threw me off.
But did you like it better thanSpain?
Yes, I would go with Italy,Spain.
Oh, okay.
Wait, so Spain.
Spain, Italy, and then did wehave it in Korea or just Japan?
Japan.
Just Japan.
Japan.
Japan.
(25:49):
Japan.
McDonald's.
Japan.
Japan.
Japan.
Japan.
Japan.
McDonald's is insane.
If you're in Japan, just go.
It's so fun.
The menu's crazy.
The menu's crazy.
What we got, they have like a,a weird, crazy rice dish.
We had rice.
No, we had rice buns.
Like it was wasn't a bun, it wastwo rice patties.
I would love to have that.
Again, that might be mysecondary.
(26:09):
I would do one chicken thingand then I would, would make
them, I gonna let you bring thatover here.
It's my collab club.
I can do what I want.
They don't want that over here.
That I don't care if it's mycollab.
That's appropriating theirculture.
I love it.
All right.
Colonizer.
We'll call it the colonizer.
Wait, I'm trying to colonizehere.
If I'm trying to bring it here,call it the colonizer combo.
(26:30):
I'm trying to overwrite theAmerican culture with Japanese
culture.
Call it the rising sun.
I don't know what you want tocall it.
My god, that was crazy.
Um, yeah, the rice bun thing wasfire.
What would your toy be?
Like a little bobblehead, like alittle smiley face bobblehead of
(26:51):
you.
Oh, like a little smiley face?
Oh yeah.
All right.
Whatever.
Um, what would your toy be?
What's your, you still vibrator?
Okay.
That's crazy.
It's not a kid's meal.
It is a kid's meal.
No, it's not.
They're gonna sell it as a kid'smeal well they shouldn't.
Not yours.
(27:11):
That's crazy.
Yours is a real adult meal.
I said X rated.
Extra pickles.
Do you have to show your IDto get your meal?
Yes.
It's 21 and up You gotta know.
You gotta show.
You can party, I guess.
I mean, comes with a shot oftequila.
Crazy.
All right, last topic.
Last topic.
(27:31):
Worst fast food.
Burger King.
Easy.
Burger King.
Yeah.
Trash.
The king has fallen.
The King never rose.
No.
King's Day.
No Kings.
Literally.
We marched for this.
We marched for this.
Yeah.
Burger King sucks.
I would order nothing.
I would rather not eat.
Their chicken fries are prettygood.
Nope.
(27:53):
Whopper is not that bad.
A little too much Mayo always.
Burger King or Carls Jr.
What's better?
Pick one.
I picked Carls Jr. I'd rathereat their chicken tenders
because they're stars.
No, they have strips.
Oh.
Their stars are nice though.
Yeah.
Good shape.
Yeah.
Uh, see they got options.
I guess I'll go Carls.
(28:14):
I haven't had Carls.
I don't know.
Last time I had Carls, Iviscerally remember eating.
Carl's growing up.
'cause there was one closeto our house.
Yeah.
It's been probably like 10 yearssince I've had Carl's Jr. So
it's so good.
I guess I gotta go Burger Kingthen.
It's the worst.
I've had burgers sooner.
Yeah, I'll go with Burger.
Better King.
Better than Carls.
No, you're wrong.
King over.
Carls, you're wrong.
(28:34):
Junior down here.
King up here.
No.
Well, false.
And this household is a, this isa, we are in shambles house
divided actually.
New last topic.
Okay.
What's your fast foodrestaurant?
What would I make?
What would it be called?
I don't know what it'd becalled, but I think it would
be a breakfast place.
(28:54):
Hmm.
Because I love breakfast.
Breakfast fast breakfast, fastfood.
Breakfast, fast food, breakfast.
And I would make, yeah, I wouldmake a burrito and a donut,
I think.
And I would sell only those twothings.
And I would have coffee.
Oh, that would be my, my fastfood breakfast.
I, maybe I would even do drivethrough only.
Are you, are you going likeStarbucks though?
Like a lot of coffees?
No.
(29:15):
Oh.
I would maybe do one specialof the month and it would change
latte.
Latte.
Okay.
So that would be my latte.
This isn't giving fast foodthough.
I don't care.
It's my restaurant.
Let me do my crazy recipes.
Okay.
I'd have my rotating speciallatte.
Got it.
I'd have probably a drip andprobably doing iced drip.
(29:38):
Okay.
There you go.
And that would be what I wouldhave.
What would your fast foodrestaurant be?
Oh, I actually thought aboutthis.
I would, it'd be called theAmerican.
The American.
It'd be burgers.
Okay, burgers only.
No chicken.
Just burgers, burgers, burgers,and fries.
And I would open it in Japan.
.
Okay.
(29:58):
And what would you serve?
I would serve smash burgers andnormal burgers.
Two kinds.
Two kinds.
Big burger.
Very thin burger.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I like it.
Yeah.
And it'd be called the American.
Mm-hmm.
And it'd be super Americanathemed.
Well, they love that there.
Exactly.
A lot of American themed things.
And you call it the American,and you wanna go get American
Burger.
(30:18):
What would each burger becalled?
The Smash American and the FullAmerican, or the thin American
and the Fat American.
I like that.
The Skinny American and the FatAmerican.
Exactly.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I like it.
Mm-hmm.
You are gonna get a skinny or afatty.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
I think we just found our newbusiness.
I mean, I might leave.
That's it, ladies and gentlemen.
(30:38):
Americajin catch us next year inJapan.
We'll be opening the American.
That's our episode.
Thanks for listening.
I am Joey Lombardo, and that'sEmma Nilsson.
And I'm craving fast food now.
We haven't had dinner.
I'm so hungry, I'm starving.
And what are we gonna get?
This was a terrible topic.
Terrible, terrible, horrible.
Thanks for watching.
We'll see you next week.
(30:59):
Drop your topics below forwhat you wanna hear us talk
about'cause we're out of ideas.
We're running out.
Let us know.
Bye! Mwuah.
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