August 15, 2025 • 25 mins
The sun’s out, the drinks are strong, and we’ve clearly been left without adult supervision. This week on Demon Babie, we’re serving up everything summer fun gone wild. From epic party fails and reckless vacations to tanning disasters and our wildest unfiltered couple stories, this episode is your ultimate guide to messy, chaotic, and unhinged summer vibes.
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(00:00):
Welcome to another episodeof The Demon Babie Podcast.
I'm Joey Lombardo, AKA demon ofHollywood.
I'm sitting here with sluttySummer blond Babie AKA, Emma
Nilsson, and today is the summerepisode.
How are you doing, Emma?
I'm doing great.
How are you?
Good.
We're in the dog's day ofsummer.
We are in the dog days ofsummer, for sure.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
It might almost be Indian summerand I'm pretty excited about it.
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That's my favorite time.
I'm sorry, what did you justsay?
Indian summer?
It's like, is that a slur?
No, it's like when summeris more in fall.
It's almost fall.
Why is it called Indian Summer?
I don't know.
Maybe it is a slur and I justfucked up really bad.
We apologize, but I think it's acomplimentary thing.
I'll apologize for whatever Emmajust said.
I'm pretty, it feels touchy.
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I'm pretty sure it'scomplimentary, but if I'm wrong,
I'm sorry.
I think it's supposed to bepositive.
Like second summer.
Well shout out to Indians orNative American.
Well, which ones are you eventalking about?
I just thought it was calledIndian Summer and it was a
positive thing.
But you're making it weird.
I've just never heard thisbefore in my life.
You're right.
If you've never heard it, it'sabsolutely not true.
True.
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Couldn't be a thing.
Couldn't.
No, I'm just saying I ever heardof it.
All right.
Well, I'm just, this is a summerepisode, regardless.
Ah, yes.
Today's a summer episode,but it's not only just a summer
episode because it's.
To break down the fourth wall.
My rat family found this podcasteven though they were, Hey, hey,
hey.
Majorly blocked on all socialmedia platforms we had any
(01:25):
control over.
So today's plan is to sweat themout, to turn up the heat to
reclaim my title of Demon ofHollywood, oh, which they hate,
which they hate.
But I don't care.
All right.
We are gonna try and sweat themout, turn up the heat and give
them a nice, give the peoplea nice, edgy, fun episode to
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listen to.
Let's do it.
So welcome to episode 41 41, thesummer episode.
First topic.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Too fast.
Whoa, so fast.
Slow it down a little.
Yep.
Whoa.
Quick draw.
McGraw.
There's certain words we can'tsay on YouTube.
Great.
So please use the streetnicknames just so you're up to
date.
Okay.
I'll do my best.
Now I feel like I don't know thestreet nicknames, so we're gonna
really say good luck.
(02:28):
Let's see your street talk.
Street talk with Blond BabieIndian Summer.
She's already killing it.
Yeah, she's above me.
All right, hit me with it now.
First topic, best summer.
DRUG.
Oh, hmm.
Hmm, hmm.
Hmm.
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Unfortunate for the people whocan't spell the toddlers and the
dogs that are watching.
Good.
Yeah.
I mean, they shouldn't bewatching or listening anyways.
Yeah.
This is not, this is an adultprogram.
Yeah.
This is an 18 plus program.
For me, it would be skiing.
Whoa.
But what about you?
Where, where are you skiing?
Everywhere.
Yikes.
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Yikes.
That's why it's for me.
But summer specifically, see,I just don't, you're not
doing it at the beach.
I'm not doing much at the beach.
Exactly.
That's the thing.
So I don't know what, what'syour answer?
Pool.
Are you doing a rooftop pool?
Probably.
Mm.
Probably doing that there.
Mm-hmm.
I would agree.
It's not called swimming.
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It ain't called swimming.
Uh, what about you?
I would agree with you.
You would agree, but I wouldsay, say rooftop pool to combine
with what you said.
You need to com combine area.
Location, location, location.
It's only okay at Rooftop poolit's best.
Mm. Um, but I would say the morepopular one would be weed.
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And I don't know the sl, I can'tbehind it, can't behind that.
But I think that it is likepeople smoke on the beach, they
smoke at the pool, they smokeanywhere during the day.
I understand the romanticizingthat way.
It's the romanticizing of it forsure.
And you can sell me on the idea,but the practice, I can't get
behind.
Hear me out mushrooms in thepark.
Go for it.
I think that would be a goodsummer one.
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I'm not gonna stop you.
Yeah, go.
Which park?
Any park.
Central Park.
Central Park would beincredible.
That'd probably be the best.
That would be elite.
But it's also the best parkin the world, so, so I mean, why
wouldn't you come combine?
Yeah.
I mean, I can't, I don't livethere, but there you go.
Well, you could always go back.
Yeah, if I could go back, I'dtotally do that.
But yeah, I think those areprobably like the top three.
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Summer.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
DRUGS.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Next topic.
I stuttered on that one.
To go parallel with that.
Best summer drink.
I already have my answer.
Okay, go.
Body shots.
Body shots.
You don't really do those any Atthe pool.
At the beach.
At the beach.
Anytime of day.
Anytime.
Are you gonna get sand in yourbelly button If you don't it
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at the beach, you're gonnaget sand in your belly button
anyway, but you're gonnaget sand in your shot if you
do it at the beach.
True.
Um, I think body shots are thebest summer drink because you
don't really, there's no othertime of year.
Worldwide summer, you can doa body shot.
I think body shots are prettyuniversal.
Mm. But you're thinking coldwinters, people aren't laying
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down on tables with theirtummies out.
No, they've got many layers on.
That's what I'm saying.
They got that.
You got the body suit on you.
Winter.
Winter, unc unplug.
You gotta do the weirdunplugging.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
Maybe that is the summertime,I guess the most ultimate summer
thing.
'cause you can't really haveit any other time.
Yeah.
I would also.
Jump on the piggyback and say,Aperol spritz is pretty summer.
You're not gonna drink thatin the snow.
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You're not gonna, you're notgonna do that in the snow.
Mm, no.
You're not though.
Mm. But like someone at a lodge,I could see doing it maybe, but
it's still weird.
But you might just lean morechampagne that one then.
Yeah, exactly.
Or mimosa.
Or mimosa.
Yeah.
You're not, Aperol Spritz ispretty much a summer drink.
It's pretty much summer only.
Yeah.
It needs to be, or.
Sangria also summer only.
Very summer only.
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I couldn't do a Winter Sangria.
That's called glug.
And it's a Swedish warm mulledwine and it's gross.
And we're not doing anythingwith that.
No.
So pass.
So pass.
Nice.
I like those summer drinks.
Okay, those are summer drinks.
Good summer drinks.
Next topic.
This is, we're going anotherparallel from the last topic.
Great proper body shot form.
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What alcohol?
What's the steps?
You can only do vodka, ortequila, facts.
You can't do anything withsugars or anything like that.
No.
That's, you're not gettingsticky.
No.
You can't get sticky.
That's weird.
Mm-hmm.
The form is probably laid ona table.
Not on the ground.
Would be weird.
Ground, can't the, that's toodirty.
Can't do, that's too dirty.
It's weird.
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Gotta keep your glass clean.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Exactly.
Mm-hmm.
So you're on a table.
Mm-hmm.
Hopefully it's dry.
Mm-hmm.
If it's wet.
That sucks for you.
If you're doing tequila, are youdoing salt?
Personally?
No.
Where would the salt go in yourhand?
Um, I think you can put thesalt, I mean, prepped.
You prepped it like you lickedyour hand, you prepped it and
then you l it off someone.
I think you could put the saltanywhere.
I, I think you could put thesalt on them as well.
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No, I think some people do.
Happy trail salt.
Really salt.
Happy trail.
Never seen that.
Salt.
Happy trail.
Salt shot.
Huh?
Mm hmm.
Or chest salt, I think I'veseen as well.
Chest salt might be hot.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I can back that.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
And then, and can support thatnumber then?
Lime in mouth.
Lime in mouth.
A hundred percent, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Not every time you don't alwaysneed it, but it might look
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like a clown if you did orangeand mouth.
Do it like a little fake teeth.
But orange is a better, I likeorange as a chaser for tequila.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
What's your form?
Did I miss anything?
I was introduced to a new formlast summer.
What was the form?
Because usually my mindset goes,the person's laying down and
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you go sideways to them.
You're on their side.
I was introduced to you gothrough the legs to start.
Yeah.
That's a crazy form.
That's when you up the game.
That's real slutty.
That's real slutty.
Yeah.
That's real slutty.
They know what's going downlater.
You're just flirting.
Just letting everyone know,yeah, I got this one handled
well, then you definitely havethe lime in the mouth and you're
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making out with them after,and you crawl up on the table.
Yeah, I think that's, you'reboth on the table.
That's top form.
S tear for elite form.
Yeah.
That's elite form.
Yeah.
You've, you're fully formed.
If you wanna up your form, godown the middle.
Don't go.
You're fully formed.
You're fully formed.
Fully evolved.
Next topic.
Yes.
Next topic.
Next topic.
Uh, best place to be topless thebeach.
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I agree.
Yeah, a hundred percent.
The beach abroad.
Not in America, not an Americannude beach.
It just feels stupid in America,but it's like hot and sexy if
you're in Spain.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Like you're giving.
cool girl vibes.
Do as the Spanish do?
Yeah.
Or the French.
Or the French or the Italian.
I'm pretty sure they all do it.
Well, they're all, you know,they're perverts.
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Perverts.
We're literally the most justlike them.
Conservative.
It's in my blood.
No.
The Americans, yes.
It's like weird people justperv on you if you're topless
at the beach here, it's not thesame.
It's not fun and slutty.
It's like pervy anduncomfortable.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Agreed.
What about you?
My favorite place to be topless.
Mm-hmm.
I gotta say the beach.
Well, you can be toplessanywhere.
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You're a guy.
I gotta say the beach though.
I don't like being toplessin the city that much.
It's many.
Very dirty, many, yeah.
Too many eyes though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Agreed.
Mm-hmm.
Hit me.
Next topic.
We're talking about the deedin this one.
Mm-hmm.
So doing the deed, oceanor pool, ocean, which I don't
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know.
I don't really have a goodreason.
More romantic.
Yeah.
I think that's what it is.
It's more romantic.
It feels cooler.
More outside.
More outside.
pool...
you're more of a perv almost.
Yeah.
Because you're more outside.
Yeah, but I does more pervsometimes mean more romantic,
sometimes.
Not always matters.
Who you are I think matterswho you are and what you're
doing.
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Yeah.
How you're doing it.
Perv..
Yeah.
What about you?
Ocean or pool?
Ocean Pool.
It just doesn't work.
Can be weird.
Yeah.
Pool's just odd.
It's just off.
Yeah.
Not pool people.
Not pool people.
We're ocean people.
We're ocean people.
Okay.
Yeah.
If we're gonna get a UTI, we'regonna get an ocean UTI.
I'd rather get an ocean UTI.
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There you go.
Better story.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
It was more worth the bit then.
I mean, if you say pool, someonemight imagine above ground
pool and then you have tocommit.
Yeah, for real.
You just gotta end it rightthere.
Exactly.
Next topic.
Skinny dipping.
Yay nay.
We've talked about skinnydipping.
How do you feel about it beforeI know.
How do you feel about it?
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I only want a ocean skinny dip.
I've decided.
I am fine with that.
I'll agree with that.
I think we need to skinnydip more because we're almost
out of our prime skinny dippingyears.
That's so true.
You know what I'm thinking?
Yeah.
I was thinking that whilewriting this.
I'm like, you know what?
I really have to skinny dip.
We're running outta time.
I'm running outta time on myskinny dipping.
Yeah.
Because once I have kids, can'treally do it then.
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Once I get saggy.
Not in front of 'em.
No.
Definitely not in front of 'em,but no.
You know, but they're around alot, you know?
You gotta get rid of 'emsomehow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll figure that out when we'rethere.
That's next steps.
Next topic.
Um.
Yeah, I was thinking, I'm like,I'm in my prime, my last years
of this.
But I mean, how old you did say,we're saying staying hot
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forever.
You know, Heidi Klum stillskinny dips.
Heidi Klum probably does SkinnyDip, but I don't think I, Heidi
Klum, I think is naked almost24 7 when she, I would agree.
I imagine, well, in my pervertedimagination, I would like to
think she's naked a lot too.
Um, yeah, but I was like,wow, my prime years like if
I get caught on camera, I wantit to be sooner rather than
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later.
That's so true.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't wanna be caughtat 50 skinny dipping.
Yeah.
The people like, oh, whoa.
Why are you doing that?
Hey, put there's people here.
Put some clothes on.
Well now they might be, butI mean, if we're having fun,
I like to have fun.
We're, I'm never gonna not havefun.
I'm gonna, actually, I'm gonnabe so honest with you.
If we're always gonna be havingfun, then we're probably
gonna do it when we're 50.
Well, we're not really doingit that much now.
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Well, we don't have a lot ofopportunity's.
True.
We live in the city that's,we're in the east side.
Yeah, east side east side..
And I wouldn't wanna do it inVenice.
That's true.
That's another thing you do.
Depends.
Depends on the beach.
That's another thing.
It needs to be a very, like youdo it abroad, you do it once
you go outta the country, youchange.
Yeah.
You just, new rules.
You're like, I don't know thesepeople.
Doesn't matter.
They're never gonna see meagain.
It's probably legal here.
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They literally said, do the deedon the beach.
They didn't say anything to me.
I got it in the pamphlet.
It's in the pamphlet, brother.
What do you want me to do?
Say no, officer.
It's in the pamphlet.
Hit me.
Next topic.
Worst sunburn location.
Private parts.
Private parts, a hundred percentparts.
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Absolutely.
There's no other answer.
I think if my dick startedpeeling, I would freak the fuck
out.
Same.
I'd be like, I got an S std.
If my dick started peeling, I'dfreak out.
If your dick started peeling,I would divorce you.
No, if, if I had like my nipplesand my pussy sunburn, I would
literally.
Freak out.
Yeah, that'd be tough.
Nipples would actually be not asbad as pussy.
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Pussy would be horrible.
I, I think below the belt isabsolutely just nightmare.
Has to be so scary for itto skin, like start to peeling.
Ew, peeling.
I'd be like, oh my God.
Does that automatically give youa UTI, I think I might, I dunno.
I don't know.
We're gonna have to talk to ascientist or something.
They would know better than us.
Scientists know That feels likeit's gonna give you skin cancer
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immediately.
Yeah.
Just not, not a U uti.
I That's just go straight to thechemo section.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're done.
Yeah.
You have melanoma now.
Sorry.
You are what?
They are called cooked.
You are fried.
Yeah.
All right.
Hit me.
Next topic.
Sexiest summer smell.
Oh, that's hard.
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Sexy summer smell.
I can lead.
Okay.
Yeah.
Gimme an idea.
I have the idea of sunscreen andocean salt water mixed together.
I was thinking the same thing,but I don't know if that's sexy.
I think it's sexy for me.
It does something.
Does that go hand in handwith the aesthetic though?
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Like tanned skin and like beachyhair?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, because if you smelllike ocean but you're not at
or near the ocean, you probablyhave a UTI or something.
Yeah, exactly.
You like, you might smell bad atthat point.
So I think it's conditional.
Maybe it is conditional.
I don't know.
I've never smelled an uglyperson that smelled like
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sunscreen and ocean.
Sunscreen is a hot smell though.
It is.
I, because you're like Mm.
Yeah.
Bikini.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You're sniffing the sluton them.
You're like sniffs, like,were you in SA thong bikini
before this?
What were you doing?
Were you full bush and a thongout there?
Dead full bush and a thong.
Mm-hmm.
I was, oh, no.
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No, never.
No, not my thing.
No, you're Keep it clean.
Keep it clean.
Hi.
No, UTI.
Next topic.
Sexiest Beach.
You've been to Ibiza a hundredpercent.
I know.
I co completely, yeah.
I, I don't know the name of it.
I wanted a fun, the Cliffs andIbiza.
I don't have a better answer.
Cliffs and a beach, just findthem.
I'm hoping the beach we're goingto in Mexico is gonna compete.
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It's gonna be hard.
I almost thought about justgoing back to Ibiza though.
I thought that might be yourpick.
I was like, we might have tojust go back.
It was so nice.
It was so perfect.
No, I know.
I think we're gonna end up goingback there soon.
We keep talking about it.
I wanna go back.
I didn't get enough partyingand we should have nighttime
skinny dipped there.
Why didn't we?
We never went back to thatplace at night.
And I'm trying to think why wedidn't We're dumb.
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We're dumb.
We're dumb, we're idiots.
Have none of us learned.
This is a dumb podcast with dumbpeople.
I'm going dumb and dumber.
I'm, I'm going right backto that beach and skinny dipping
at night before I die.
I wanna go now.
Can we go now?
Cut the podcast.
Cut.
Cut it short.
Get on a plane.
Go to our GoFundMe to get usthere.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Subscribe to our, I guess OF.
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I mean, if we film it, we'llmake the, the money on the way.
I mean, if you guys subscribe,we'll get there.
We'll get there somehow.
We'll go do it.
What was that?
Let's go.
Stalking.
Get her outta here.
She was not invited to thisparty.
Mm-hmm.
No.
That kind of throuple.
That was crazy.
Mm-hmm.
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Next topic.
Do you have any summer daydrinking stories you'd like to
share?
Because I have one.
Okay.
We were at Desert Five.
They used to throw pool partiesevery Sunday.
They still throw some, butnot the same.
Some, but not the same.
It seems not even blown out.
Fizzled out.
Yeah, they popped off last yearand it's over or they still,
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or it's still going and we justdon't know we're outta could
be or we just don't care.
The loop could be here and wecould be completely out of it.
I'm not sure.
I'm thinking we just don't care.
Could be that.
But we were day drinking at thatpool party and then we got real
drunk.
'cause we got, I somehow,we ended up at this table
and they gave us a few freeshots and our weakness of fellow
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hot people were talking to usand they're like.
We're going somewhere elsecome and we're like, oh, I was
so gone this day.
And we're like, oh, we're bothlike black out I'm cooked.
And we're like, oh yeah,we gotta go.
That's where the hot people aregoing.
We gotta go.
And they're like, who's driving?
And like some random guy wasdriving.
I'm like, perfect, well hopin the back.
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And he had some like.
Old, like super cool Jeepy,really cool vintage car.
No top.
No top.
Kind of like those reallypopular Broncos right now.
But it wasn't a Bronco.
It might've been an old Bronco.
It was just like, but not oneof the newly redone ones.
Like a vintage one?
Yeah, but it was just one, twoold SUV, no top on it.
And then two little just shitseats in the back that you
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had to climb to get into.
And we climbed in the rollcage to get in those.
And we get on the freeway andwe're just like, literally,
I don't, I felt like there wasalmost no seat belts in this
thing.
It was, I don't recall crazy.
But we get on the freeway and wehave about one to two miles,
probably just hit 65 in thisthing, and then the hood comes
up and smashes the windshield.
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It's the scariest experienceof my entire life.
I'm standing in the back ofthe car now on the 1 0 1 trying
to push down the, so he canpull off to the side.
His friends in the passengerseat waving down cars so we can
get over and he's literallydriving blind.
Jim Carrey's style.
Just fucking, it was thescariest day ever.
It was so crazy.
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I remember, I think I wasthe only girl in the car, and I
was just sitting in the backlike, okay, yeah, you were
there.
I'm along for the ride.
You literally were just like,this is it.
I literally was like, uh, thisis how I die.
So that's my summer day,drinking that summer day,
drinking the.
debauchery, I think of that.
'Cause it was so much fun.
Nothing got really hurt like thewindshield.
No one got hurt, the windshieldgot put down or the, whatever
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the fuck it's called, the hoodgot put back down.
The windshield just had like alittle crack and no one got
hurt.
And then I don't even, we justfinished the night out.
Yeah.
That's a honestly the best daydrinking story.
Maybe we have, yeah.
I'm sure there's others.
I'm sure there's others, but forright now, I think we'll cap it
there.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
You'll have to keep listeningto hear more of our day drinking
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parties.
Mm. And follow us on Instagram.
Oh, it They more go there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Speaking of hit me next topic.
Sexiest summer photo you've evertaken.
I mean, I feel like you wouldn'tknow they're summer.
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They're just like nighttimeslutty, makeout photos.
Mm.
Do you have one you'respecifically thinking of?
No, there's a bunch that justimmediately went the Rolodex,
but I think they're all mostlyat night.
So you wouldn't clock thatThey're summer, but they are
summer, but they are summer.
What about you?
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I think I just recently took it.
Which one?
It's me in leopard pants,shirtless at that pool party.
With a bottle of tequila in mypants and you're on your knees
drinking the tequila.
That's a good one for me though.
That's more on my end.
Sexy.
That's more for you.
Sexy.
Yes.
You've definitely had sexierin other ways.
My sexy photos are not for thepodcast, for the, uh, private
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holder.
Yeah.
That is, uh, not to bepublished.
Oh, whoa.
I have one printer right here.
That looks great.
Uh, put up the photo I've said.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Next topic.
Tan lines hot or not?
Very hot.
Very hot.
Very hot.
Very hot.
Mad.
I don't have more, but I alsodon't get tan.
I love a crisp, hard tan line.
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I know you do.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I But you're Swedish, so youknow I don't get tan.
That's all right.
It's very annoying how muchyou like tan.
You're the tannest I've everseen you.
Thank you.
Congrats.
I'm so tan right now.
So tan, so skinny, so busty,so hot.
Skinny, busty hot.
I don't know if I've got the tangoing, but um, yeah.
I would love to have a reallyharsh tan line.
Mm. But I just don't.
Yeah.
I don't know if I ever will.
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It's not really for me, butthat's okay.
Mm. I just wish I did'causeI know how much you'd like it.
Oh, I like it.
You like it?
I like it.
It's fun.
Mm-hmm.
Very cool girl.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Next topic.
Sexiest resort.
Whoa.
Resort or hotel you've been to?
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Hmm.
I was gonna gut go Ibiza again.
Okay.
But, oh, I'm gonna pull outa crazy one.
Okay.
When we stayed in Sorentoat that yacht club, if it wasn't
winter and it was summer,'causeour room looked at right
out over that little cove.
That one would've been a littlelit.
(21:36):
That one would've been prettynice laid if we had the laid
of you.
A little better laid there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That would've been nice.
That would've been a lot oftrouble.
Yeah.
That would've gotten us intoa lot of trouble.
Uhhuh.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
That step, probably the sexiestone, actually.
That's pretty nice.
That's pretty nice answer.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
What's your answer?
I'll go to the Ibiza one, andI just remember.
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Remember that old guy whohad two girlfriends there?
Oh my God.
He was so fun to watch.
Wait, this was the funnieststory.
So we were at the pool, just daydrinking and chilling.
We were a little hungover, so wewere like just kind of chilling
at the beach Recovery day.
And we're literally, I thinkfor like five hours, we watched
this maybe 65-year-old manmm-hmm.
With two, maybe 21-year-oldwomen.
I would say 23 maybe.
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Yeah.
We really aren't sure howold they were.
We aren't, um, making out withthem on the day beds.
Mm-hmm.
Had both of 'em just being fullout.
Mm-hmm.
With both of 'em.
Yeah.
For hours.
Which I appreciated.
Uh, seeing sluttiness in public.
You don't see sluttiness as likethat in public ever.
I appreciate it.
I'm like, go have fun.
Pop off king.
Pop off King.
I don't care.
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But, but the question I wantedanswered that we never got
answered was how much moneyhe has, that's the second
question.
Did he bring them there or didhe find them there?
He brought them there.
You think that?
Yeah.
He ordered, brought them pizza.
I feel like.
Come to my hotel.
Yeah.
Fly flew them.
Or are we going on a trip?
Mm. See what I'm saying?
(23:01):
Did they all go to Ibizatogether or did he find them in
Ibiza and invite them over?
No, he flew them to Ibiza.
Yeah.
Yeah, he for sure.
Okay.
Maybe he flew with them, but heflew them there for sure.
All right.
Yeah, and I'm gonna say honorarymention of our, where were we?
Tulum.
Hotel that that had neighbors,that topless hotel, not topless.
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A full nude.
The nude resort.
Nude Nude resort that was rightnext to it under the same
property.
It was so crazy.
It was so weird.
And they were hidden off likeit was Jurassic Park, park
Walls.
It was crazy.
It was like they're in JurassicPark, the little bit park.
The walls went down the beachtoo, so you couldn't see into
their beach area.
More complicated than theborder.
Honestly, we couldn't get overthere Honorary mention to them
(23:48):
though.
Yeah, I mean, we, we didn't,I'm sure those people were
really whoring it up over there.
I'm like, what did their club,they had like their own private
club and everything too.
Look, I was like, I wanna see.
Yeah.
I'm like, let me in, let me in,let me peek.
Come on.
Just for like a minute, for thebit.
And they, they literally, theywere like, no, you didn't pay to
see it.
You're like, oh, I'm payingsomething.
I'm here.
I'm next door.
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That should count for something.
Next topic, sexiest vacation.
That you've never had a IbizaTopless on the beach.
Mm.
Cliff diving.
Mm, partying.
Mm.
Anything crazy happen partyingthere though?
Not while we were partying.
'cause we didn't quite do itright.
We didn't quite do it right.
(24:29):
We should have vi iped'causewe're VIP people.
Yeah.
And we were just too packed in'cause um, David Guetta was
playing.
Yeah.
And it was like it was too much.
Too packed.
Mm-hmm.
They overpacked that club.
Yeah.
Was it the only club?
How many days were we there?
Not that, we were only there forlike two days.
Three days.
Yeah.
Two or three and one was aSunday.
Ah, ah, mm-hmm.
So we didn't nail the clubbing,but Barcelona, we went to that
(24:51):
club.
That went great.
But you said sexiest true.
You didn't say best clubbing.
True.
Barcelona clubbing was fun.
It was fun.
And they crazy.
Took us outta line'cause we'rehot.
Sexy maybe sexiest clubbingactually.
Uh, I didn't get that sexy onthe club either there.
Yeah, it did.
Oh, what happened?
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Nothing.
Ah, okay.
Just had a good time with somelocals and that's our show.
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That is the last topic.
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Welcome to another episodeof The Demon Babie Podcast.
I'm Joey Lombardo, AKA demon ofHollywood.
I'm sitting here with sluttySummer blond Babie AKA, Emma
Nilsson, and today is the summerepisode.
How are you doing, Emma?
I'm doing great.
How are you?
Good.
We're in the dog's day ofsummer.
We are in the dog days ofsummer, for sure.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
It might almost be Indian summerand I'm pretty excited about it.
(00:22):
That's my favorite time.
I'm sorry, what did you justsay?
Indian summer?
It's like, is that a slur?
No, it's like when summeris more in fall.
It's almost fall.
Why is it called Indian Summer?
I don't know.
Maybe it is a slur and I justfucked up really bad.
We apologize, but I think it's acomplimentary thing.
I'll apologize for whatever Emmajust said.
I'm pretty, it feels touchy.
(00:42):
I'm pretty sure it'scomplimentary, but if I'm wrong,
I'm sorry.
I think it's supposed to bepositive.
Like second summer.
Well shout out to Indians orNative American.
Well, which ones are you eventalking about?
I just thought it was calledIndian Summer and it was a
positive thing.
But you're making it weird.
I've just never heard thisbefore in my life.
You're right.
If you've never heard it, it'sabsolutely not true.
True.
(01:02):
Couldn't be a thing.
Couldn't.
No, I'm just saying I ever heardof it.
All right.
Well, I'm just, this is a summerepisode, regardless.
Ah, yes.
Today's a summer episode,but it's not only just a summer
episode because it's.
To break down the fourth wall.
My rat family found this podcasteven though they were, Hey, hey,
hey.
Majorly blocked on all socialmedia platforms we had any
(01:25):
control over.
So today's plan is to sweat themout, to turn up the heat to
reclaim my title of Demon ofHollywood, oh, which they hate,
which they hate.
But I don't care.
All right.
We are gonna try and sweat themout, turn up the heat and give
them a nice, give the peoplea nice, edgy, fun episode to
(01:47):
listen to.
Let's do it.
So welcome to episode 41 41, thesummer episode.
First topic.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
(02:07):
Too fast.
Whoa, so fast.
Slow it down a little.
Yep.
Whoa.
Quick draw.
McGraw.
There's certain words we can'tsay on YouTube.
Great.
So please use the streetnicknames just so you're up to
date.
Okay.
I'll do my best.
Now I feel like I don't know thestreet nicknames, so we're gonna
really say good luck.
(02:28):
Let's see your street talk.
Street talk with Blond BabieIndian Summer.
She's already killing it.
Yeah, she's above me.
All right, hit me with it now.
First topic, best summer.
DRUG.
Oh, hmm.
Hmm, hmm.
Hmm.
(02:50):
Unfortunate for the people whocan't spell the toddlers and the
dogs that are watching.
Good.
Yeah.
I mean, they shouldn't bewatching or listening anyways.
Yeah.
This is not, this is an adultprogram.
Yeah.
This is an 18 plus program.
For me, it would be skiing.
Whoa.
But what about you?
Where, where are you skiing?
Everywhere.
Yikes.
(03:11):
Yikes.
That's why it's for me.
But summer specifically, see,I just don't, you're not
doing it at the beach.
I'm not doing much at the beach.
Exactly.
That's the thing.
So I don't know what, what'syour answer?
Pool.
Are you doing a rooftop pool?
Probably.
Mm.
Probably doing that there.
Mm-hmm.
I would agree.
It's not called swimming.
(03:31):
It ain't called swimming.
Uh, what about you?
I would agree with you.
You would agree, but I wouldsay, say rooftop pool to combine
with what you said.
You need to com combine area.
Location, location, location.
It's only okay at Rooftop poolit's best.
Mm. Um, but I would say the morepopular one would be weed.
(03:51):
And I don't know the sl, I can'tbehind it, can't behind that.
But I think that it is likepeople smoke on the beach, they
smoke at the pool, they smokeanywhere during the day.
I understand the romanticizingthat way.
It's the romanticizing of it forsure.
And you can sell me on the idea,but the practice, I can't get
behind.
Hear me out mushrooms in thepark.
Go for it.
I think that would be a goodsummer one.
(04:11):
I'm not gonna stop you.
Yeah, go.
Which park?
Any park.
Central Park.
Central Park would beincredible.
That'd probably be the best.
That would be elite.
But it's also the best parkin the world, so, so I mean, why
wouldn't you come combine?
Yeah.
I mean, I can't, I don't livethere, but there you go.
Well, you could always go back.
Yeah, if I could go back, I'dtotally do that.
But yeah, I think those areprobably like the top three.
(04:32):
Summer.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
DRUGS.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Next topic.
I stuttered on that one.
To go parallel with that.
Best summer drink.
I already have my answer.
Okay, go.
Body shots.
Body shots.
You don't really do those any Atthe pool.
At the beach.
At the beach.
Anytime of day.
Anytime.
Are you gonna get sand in yourbelly button If you don't it
(04:54):
at the beach, you're gonnaget sand in your belly button
anyway, but you're gonnaget sand in your shot if you
do it at the beach.
True.
Um, I think body shots are thebest summer drink because you
don't really, there's no othertime of year.
Worldwide summer, you can doa body shot.
I think body shots are prettyuniversal.
Mm. But you're thinking coldwinters, people aren't laying
(05:15):
down on tables with theirtummies out.
No, they've got many layers on.
That's what I'm saying.
They got that.
You got the body suit on you.
Winter.
Winter, unc unplug.
You gotta do the weirdunplugging.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
Maybe that is the summertime,I guess the most ultimate summer
thing.
'cause you can't really haveit any other time.
Yeah.
I would also.
Jump on the piggyback and say,Aperol spritz is pretty summer.
You're not gonna drink thatin the snow.
(05:36):
You're not gonna, you're notgonna do that in the snow.
Mm, no.
You're not though.
Mm. But like someone at a lodge,I could see doing it maybe, but
it's still weird.
But you might just lean morechampagne that one then.
Yeah, exactly.
Or mimosa.
Or mimosa.
Yeah.
You're not, Aperol Spritz ispretty much a summer drink.
It's pretty much summer only.
Yeah.
It needs to be, or.
Sangria also summer only.
Very summer only.
(05:57):
I couldn't do a Winter Sangria.
That's called glug.
And it's a Swedish warm mulledwine and it's gross.
And we're not doing anythingwith that.
No.
So pass.
So pass.
Nice.
I like those summer drinks.
Okay, those are summer drinks.
Good summer drinks.
Next topic.
This is, we're going anotherparallel from the last topic.
Great proper body shot form.
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What alcohol?
What's the steps?
You can only do vodka, ortequila, facts.
You can't do anything withsugars or anything like that.
No.
That's, you're not gettingsticky.
No.
You can't get sticky.
That's weird.
Mm-hmm.
The form is probably laid ona table.
Not on the ground.
Would be weird.
Ground, can't the, that's toodirty.
Can't do, that's too dirty.
It's weird.
(06:40):
Gotta keep your glass clean.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Exactly.
Mm-hmm.
So you're on a table.
Mm-hmm.
Hopefully it's dry.
Mm-hmm.
If it's wet.
That sucks for you.
If you're doing tequila, are youdoing salt?
Personally?
No.
Where would the salt go in yourhand?
Um, I think you can put thesalt, I mean, prepped.
You prepped it like you lickedyour hand, you prepped it and
then you l it off someone.
I think you could put the saltanywhere.
I, I think you could put thesalt on them as well.
(07:02):
No, I think some people do.
Happy trail salt.
Really salt.
Happy trail.
Never seen that.
Salt.
Happy trail.
Salt shot.
Huh?
Mm hmm.
Or chest salt, I think I'veseen as well.
Chest salt might be hot.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I can back that.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
And then, and can support thatnumber then?
Lime in mouth.
Lime in mouth.
A hundred percent, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Not every time you don't alwaysneed it, but it might look
(07:25):
like a clown if you did orangeand mouth.
Do it like a little fake teeth.
But orange is a better, I likeorange as a chaser for tequila.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
What's your form?
Did I miss anything?
I was introduced to a new formlast summer.
What was the form?
Because usually my mindset goes,the person's laying down and
(07:45):
you go sideways to them.
You're on their side.
I was introduced to you gothrough the legs to start.
Yeah.
That's a crazy form.
That's when you up the game.
That's real slutty.
That's real slutty.
Yeah.
That's real slutty.
They know what's going downlater.
You're just flirting.
Just letting everyone know,yeah, I got this one handled
well, then you definitely havethe lime in the mouth and you're
(08:06):
making out with them after,and you crawl up on the table.
Yeah, I think that's, you'reboth on the table.
That's top form.
S tear for elite form.
Yeah.
That's elite form.
Yeah.
You've, you're fully formed.
If you wanna up your form, godown the middle.
Don't go.
You're fully formed.
You're fully formed.
Fully evolved.
Next topic.
Yes.
Next topic.
Next topic.
Uh, best place to be topless thebeach.
(08:29):
I agree.
Yeah, a hundred percent.
The beach abroad.
Not in America, not an Americannude beach.
It just feels stupid in America,but it's like hot and sexy if
you're in Spain.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Like you're giving.
cool girl vibes.
Do as the Spanish do?
Yeah.
Or the French.
Or the French or the Italian.
I'm pretty sure they all do it.
Well, they're all, you know,they're perverts.
(08:51):
Perverts.
We're literally the most justlike them.
Conservative.
It's in my blood.
No.
The Americans, yes.
It's like weird people justperv on you if you're topless
at the beach here, it's not thesame.
It's not fun and slutty.
It's like pervy anduncomfortable.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Agreed.
What about you?
My favorite place to be topless.
Mm-hmm.
I gotta say the beach.
Well, you can be toplessanywhere.
(09:12):
You're a guy.
I gotta say the beach though.
I don't like being toplessin the city that much.
It's many.
Very dirty, many, yeah.
Too many eyes though.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Agreed.
Mm-hmm.
Hit me.
Next topic.
We're talking about the deedin this one.
Mm-hmm.
So doing the deed, oceanor pool, ocean, which I don't
(09:38):
know.
I don't really have a goodreason.
More romantic.
Yeah.
I think that's what it is.
It's more romantic.
It feels cooler.
More outside.
More outside.
pool...
you're more of a perv almost.
Yeah.
Because you're more outside.
Yeah, but I does more pervsometimes mean more romantic,
sometimes.
Not always matters.
Who you are I think matterswho you are and what you're
doing.
(09:58):
Yeah.
How you're doing it.
Perv..
Yeah.
What about you?
Ocean or pool?
Ocean Pool.
It just doesn't work.
Can be weird.
Yeah.
Pool's just odd.
It's just off.
Yeah.
Not pool people.
Not pool people.
We're ocean people.
We're ocean people.
Okay.
Yeah.
If we're gonna get a UTI, we'regonna get an ocean UTI.
I'd rather get an ocean UTI.
(10:19):
There you go.
Better story.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
It was more worth the bit then.
I mean, if you say pool, someonemight imagine above ground
pool and then you have tocommit.
Yeah, for real.
You just gotta end it rightthere.
Exactly.
Next topic.
Skinny dipping.
Yay nay.
We've talked about skinnydipping.
How do you feel about it beforeI know.
How do you feel about it?
(10:39):
I only want a ocean skinny dip.
I've decided.
I am fine with that.
I'll agree with that.
I think we need to skinnydip more because we're almost
out of our prime skinny dippingyears.
That's so true.
You know what I'm thinking?
Yeah.
I was thinking that whilewriting this.
I'm like, you know what?
I really have to skinny dip.
We're running outta time.
I'm running outta time on myskinny dipping.
Yeah.
Because once I have kids, can'treally do it then.
(11:01):
Once I get saggy.
Not in front of 'em.
No.
Definitely not in front of 'em,but no.
You know, but they're around alot, you know?
You gotta get rid of 'emsomehow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We'll figure that out when we'rethere.
That's next steps.
Next topic.
Um.
Yeah, I was thinking, I'm like,I'm in my prime, my last years
of this.
But I mean, how old you did say,we're saying staying hot
(11:21):
forever.
You know, Heidi Klum stillskinny dips.
Heidi Klum probably does SkinnyDip, but I don't think I, Heidi
Klum, I think is naked almost24 7 when she, I would agree.
I imagine, well, in my pervertedimagination, I would like to
think she's naked a lot too.
Um, yeah, but I was like,wow, my prime years like if
I get caught on camera, I wantit to be sooner rather than
(11:44):
later.
That's so true.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't wanna be caughtat 50 skinny dipping.
Yeah.
The people like, oh, whoa.
Why are you doing that?
Hey, put there's people here.
Put some clothes on.
Well now they might be, butI mean, if we're having fun,
I like to have fun.
We're, I'm never gonna not havefun.
I'm gonna, actually, I'm gonnabe so honest with you.
If we're always gonna be havingfun, then we're probably
gonna do it when we're 50.
Well, we're not really doingit that much now.
(12:04):
Well, we don't have a lot ofopportunity's.
True.
We live in the city that's,we're in the east side.
Yeah, east side east side..
And I wouldn't wanna do it inVenice.
That's true.
That's another thing you do.
Depends.
Depends on the beach.
That's another thing.
It needs to be a very, like youdo it abroad, you do it once
you go outta the country, youchange.
Yeah.
You just, new rules.
You're like, I don't know thesepeople.
Doesn't matter.
They're never gonna see meagain.
It's probably legal here.
(12:26):
They literally said, do the deedon the beach.
They didn't say anything to me.
I got it in the pamphlet.
It's in the pamphlet, brother.
What do you want me to do?
Say no, officer.
It's in the pamphlet.
Hit me.
Next topic.
Worst sunburn location.
Private parts.
Private parts, a hundred percentparts.
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Absolutely.
There's no other answer.
I think if my dick startedpeeling, I would freak the fuck
out.
Same.
I'd be like, I got an S std.
If my dick started peeling, I'dfreak out.
If your dick started peeling,I would divorce you.
No, if, if I had like my nipplesand my pussy sunburn, I would
literally.
Freak out.
Yeah, that'd be tough.
Nipples would actually be not asbad as pussy.
(13:07):
Pussy would be horrible.
I, I think below the belt isabsolutely just nightmare.
Has to be so scary for itto skin, like start to peeling.
Ew, peeling.
I'd be like, oh my God.
Does that automatically give youa UTI, I think I might, I dunno.
I don't know.
We're gonna have to talk to ascientist or something.
They would know better than us.
Scientists know That feels likeit's gonna give you skin cancer
(13:27):
immediately.
Yeah.
Just not, not a U uti.
I That's just go straight to thechemo section.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're done.
Yeah.
You have melanoma now.
Sorry.
You are what?
They are called cooked.
You are fried.
Yeah.
All right.
Hit me.
Next topic.
Sexiest summer smell.
Oh, that's hard.
(13:47):
Sexy summer smell.
I can lead.
Okay.
Yeah.
Gimme an idea.
I have the idea of sunscreen andocean salt water mixed together.
I was thinking the same thing,but I don't know if that's sexy.
I think it's sexy for me.
It does something.
Does that go hand in handwith the aesthetic though?
(14:07):
Like tanned skin and like beachyhair?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, because if you smelllike ocean but you're not at
or near the ocean, you probablyhave a UTI or something.
Yeah, exactly.
You like, you might smell bad atthat point.
So I think it's conditional.
Maybe it is conditional.
I don't know.
I've never smelled an uglyperson that smelled like
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sunscreen and ocean.
Sunscreen is a hot smell though.
It is.
I, because you're like Mm.
Yeah.
Bikini.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
You're sniffing the sluton them.
You're like sniffs, like,were you in SA thong bikini
before this?
What were you doing?
Were you full bush and a thongout there?
Dead full bush and a thong.
Mm-hmm.
I was, oh, no.
(14:49):
No, never.
No, not my thing.
No, you're Keep it clean.
Keep it clean.
Hi.
No, UTI.
Next topic.
Sexiest Beach.
You've been to Ibiza a hundredpercent.
I know.
I co completely, yeah.
I, I don't know the name of it.
I wanted a fun, the Cliffs andIbiza.
I don't have a better answer.
Cliffs and a beach, just findthem.
I'm hoping the beach we're goingto in Mexico is gonna compete.
(15:12):
It's gonna be hard.
I almost thought about justgoing back to Ibiza though.
I thought that might be yourpick.
I was like, we might have tojust go back.
It was so nice.
It was so perfect.
No, I know.
I think we're gonna end up goingback there soon.
We keep talking about it.
I wanna go back.
I didn't get enough partyingand we should have nighttime
skinny dipped there.
Why didn't we?
We never went back to thatplace at night.
And I'm trying to think why wedidn't We're dumb.
(15:36):
We're dumb.
We're dumb, we're idiots.
Have none of us learned.
This is a dumb podcast with dumbpeople.
I'm going dumb and dumber.
I'm, I'm going right backto that beach and skinny dipping
at night before I die.
I wanna go now.
Can we go now?
Cut the podcast.
Cut.
Cut it short.
Get on a plane.
Go to our GoFundMe to get usthere.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Subscribe to our, I guess OF.
(15:57):
I mean, if we film it, we'llmake the, the money on the way.
I mean, if you guys subscribe,we'll get there.
We'll get there somehow.
We'll go do it.
What was that?
Let's go.
Stalking.
Get her outta here.
She was not invited to thisparty.
Mm-hmm.
No.
That kind of throuple.
That was crazy.
Mm-hmm.
(16:18):
Next topic.
Do you have any summer daydrinking stories you'd like to
share?
Because I have one.
Okay.
We were at Desert Five.
They used to throw pool partiesevery Sunday.
They still throw some, butnot the same.
Some, but not the same.
It seems not even blown out.
Fizzled out.
Yeah, they popped off last yearand it's over or they still,
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or it's still going and we justdon't know we're outta could
be or we just don't care.
The loop could be here and wecould be completely out of it.
I'm not sure.
I'm thinking we just don't care.
Could be that.
But we were day drinking at thatpool party and then we got real
drunk.
'cause we got, I somehow,we ended up at this table
and they gave us a few freeshots and our weakness of fellow
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hot people were talking to usand they're like.
We're going somewhere elsecome and we're like, oh, I was
so gone this day.
And we're like, oh, we're bothlike black out I'm cooked.
And we're like, oh yeah,we gotta go.
That's where the hot people aregoing.
We gotta go.
And they're like, who's driving?
And like some random guy wasdriving.
I'm like, perfect, well hopin the back.
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And he had some like.
Old, like super cool Jeepy,really cool vintage car.
No top.
No top.
Kind of like those reallypopular Broncos right now.
But it wasn't a Bronco.
It might've been an old Bronco.
It was just like, but not oneof the newly redone ones.
Like a vintage one?
Yeah, but it was just one, twoold SUV, no top on it.
And then two little just shitseats in the back that you
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had to climb to get into.
And we climbed in the rollcage to get in those.
And we get on the freeway andwe're just like, literally,
I don't, I felt like there wasalmost no seat belts in this
thing.
It was, I don't recall crazy.
But we get on the freeway and wehave about one to two miles,
probably just hit 65 in thisthing, and then the hood comes
up and smashes the windshield.
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It's the scariest experienceof my entire life.
I'm standing in the back ofthe car now on the 1 0 1 trying
to push down the, so he canpull off to the side.
His friends in the passengerseat waving down cars so we can
get over and he's literallydriving blind.
Jim Carrey's style.
Just fucking, it was thescariest day ever.
It was so crazy.
(18:23):
I remember, I think I wasthe only girl in the car, and I
was just sitting in the backlike, okay, yeah, you were
there.
I'm along for the ride.
You literally were just like,this is it.
I literally was like, uh, thisis how I die.
So that's my summer day,drinking that summer day,
drinking the.
debauchery, I think of that.
'Cause it was so much fun.
Nothing got really hurt like thewindshield.
No one got hurt, the windshieldgot put down or the, whatever
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the fuck it's called, the hoodgot put back down.
The windshield just had like alittle crack and no one got
hurt.
And then I don't even, we justfinished the night out.
Yeah.
That's a honestly the best daydrinking story.
Maybe we have, yeah.
I'm sure there's others.
I'm sure there's others, but forright now, I think we'll cap it
there.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
You'll have to keep listeningto hear more of our day drinking
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parties.
Mm. And follow us on Instagram.
Oh, it They more go there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Speaking of hit me next topic.
Sexiest summer photo you've evertaken.
I mean, I feel like you wouldn'tknow they're summer.
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They're just like nighttimeslutty, makeout photos.
Mm.
Do you have one you'respecifically thinking of?
No, there's a bunch that justimmediately went the Rolodex,
but I think they're all mostlyat night.
So you wouldn't clock thatThey're summer, but they are
summer, but they are summer.
What about you?
(19:46):
I think I just recently took it.
Which one?
It's me in leopard pants,shirtless at that pool party.
With a bottle of tequila in mypants and you're on your knees
drinking the tequila.
That's a good one for me though.
That's more on my end.
Sexy.
That's more for you.
Sexy.
Yes.
You've definitely had sexierin other ways.
My sexy photos are not for thepodcast, for the, uh, private
(20:11):
holder.
Yeah.
That is, uh, not to bepublished.
Oh, whoa.
I have one printer right here.
That looks great.
Uh, put up the photo I've said.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Next topic.
Tan lines hot or not?
Very hot.
Very hot.
Very hot.
Very hot.
Mad.
I don't have more, but I alsodon't get tan.
I love a crisp, hard tan line.
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I know you do.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I But you're Swedish, so youknow I don't get tan.
That's all right.
It's very annoying how muchyou like tan.
You're the tannest I've everseen you.
Thank you.
Congrats.
I'm so tan right now.
So tan, so skinny, so busty,so hot.
Skinny, busty hot.
I don't know if I've got the tangoing, but um, yeah.
I would love to have a reallyharsh tan line.
Mm. But I just don't.
Yeah.
I don't know if I ever will.
(20:54):
It's not really for me, butthat's okay.
Mm. I just wish I did'causeI know how much you'd like it.
Oh, I like it.
You like it?
I like it.
It's fun.
Mm-hmm.
Very cool girl.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Next topic.
Sexiest resort.
Whoa.
Resort or hotel you've been to?
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Hmm.
I was gonna gut go Ibiza again.
Okay.
But, oh, I'm gonna pull outa crazy one.
Okay.
When we stayed in Sorentoat that yacht club, if it wasn't
winter and it was summer,'causeour room looked at right
out over that little cove.
That one would've been a littlelit.
(21:36):
That one would've been prettynice laid if we had the laid
of you.
A little better laid there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That would've been nice.
That would've been a lot oftrouble.
Yeah.
That would've gotten us intoa lot of trouble.
Uhhuh.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
That step, probably the sexiestone, actually.
That's pretty nice.
That's pretty nice answer.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
What's your answer?
I'll go to the Ibiza one, andI just remember.
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Remember that old guy whohad two girlfriends there?
Oh my God.
He was so fun to watch.
Wait, this was the funnieststory.
So we were at the pool, just daydrinking and chilling.
We were a little hungover, so wewere like just kind of chilling
at the beach Recovery day.
And we're literally, I thinkfor like five hours, we watched
this maybe 65-year-old manmm-hmm.
With two, maybe 21-year-oldwomen.
I would say 23 maybe.
(22:19):
Yeah.
We really aren't sure howold they were.
We aren't, um, making out withthem on the day beds.
Mm-hmm.
Had both of 'em just being fullout.
Mm-hmm.
With both of 'em.
Yeah.
For hours.
Which I appreciated.
Uh, seeing sluttiness in public.
You don't see sluttiness as likethat in public ever.
I appreciate it.
I'm like, go have fun.
Pop off king.
Pop off King.
I don't care.
(22:40):
But, but the question I wantedanswered that we never got
answered was how much moneyhe has, that's the second
question.
Did he bring them there or didhe find them there?
He brought them there.
You think that?
Yeah.
He ordered, brought them pizza.
I feel like.
Come to my hotel.
Yeah.
Fly flew them.
Or are we going on a trip?
Mm. See what I'm saying?
(23:01):
Did they all go to Ibizatogether or did he find them in
Ibiza and invite them over?
No, he flew them to Ibiza.
Yeah.
Yeah, he for sure.
Okay.
Maybe he flew with them, but heflew them there for sure.
All right.
Yeah, and I'm gonna say honorarymention of our, where were we?
Tulum.
Hotel that that had neighbors,that topless hotel, not topless.
(23:28):
A full nude.
The nude resort.
Nude Nude resort that was rightnext to it under the same
property.
It was so crazy.
It was so weird.
And they were hidden off likeit was Jurassic Park, park
Walls.
It was crazy.
It was like they're in JurassicPark, the little bit park.
The walls went down the beachtoo, so you couldn't see into
their beach area.
More complicated than theborder.
Honestly, we couldn't get overthere Honorary mention to them
(23:48):
though.
Yeah, I mean, we, we didn't,I'm sure those people were
really whoring it up over there.
I'm like, what did their club,they had like their own private
club and everything too.
Look, I was like, I wanna see.
Yeah.
I'm like, let me in, let me in,let me peek.
Come on.
Just for like a minute, for thebit.
And they, they literally, theywere like, no, you didn't pay to
see it.
You're like, oh, I'm payingsomething.
I'm here.
I'm next door.
(24:09):
That should count for something.
Next topic, sexiest vacation.
That you've never had a IbizaTopless on the beach.
Mm.
Cliff diving.
Mm, partying.
Mm.
Anything crazy happen partyingthere though?
Not while we were partying.
'cause we didn't quite do itright.
We didn't quite do it right.
(24:29):
We should have vi iped'causewe're VIP people.
Yeah.
And we were just too packed in'cause um, David Guetta was
playing.
Yeah.
And it was like it was too much.
Too packed.
Mm-hmm.
They overpacked that club.
Yeah.
Was it the only club?
How many days were we there?
Not that, we were only there forlike two days.
Three days.
Yeah.
Two or three and one was aSunday.
Ah, ah, mm-hmm.
So we didn't nail the clubbing,but Barcelona, we went to that
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club.
That went great.
But you said sexiest true.
You didn't say best clubbing.
True.
Barcelona clubbing was fun.
It was fun.
And they crazy.
Took us outta line'cause we'rehot.
Sexy maybe sexiest clubbingactually.
Uh, I didn't get that sexy onthe club either there.
Yeah, it did.
Oh, what happened?
(25:12):
Nothing.
Ah, okay.
Just had a good time with somelocals and that's our show.
Is that the last topic?
That is the last topic.
Oh, well thanks for listening.
If you wanna hear more about ourcrazy stories, follow us on
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They usually get posted thereand like, and subscribe.
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And that's our show.
Thanks for listening.
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