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Welcome to another episodeof The Demon Babie Podcast.
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I'm Demon of Hollywood.
I'm here with my co-host, theSaint of Sunday Scaries Blond
Babie.
I would not call myself thesaint.
I would say I'm the biggestsinner of Sunday scaries.
Okay, the sinner of SundayScaries Blond Babie.
And today we are talking notabout the Sunday scaries
specifically, but it's whorecousin, hangovers.
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Hangovers.
Are you excited?
I'm excited.
I don't have one while we'redoing the episode, that's for
sure.
Just talking about it, I'mstarting to get alcohol sweats,
just, you know.
Yeah, I agree.
It's starting to ooze outta me.
Yeah, it's starting to hurtas if I did have a hangover,
which is ironic, but Makessense.
Well, let's get this over withthen.
Welcome to the episode.
Here it is.
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First topic, funniest, hangover,memory.
Funniest?
Mm mm mm. Do you have one youalready pre-thought of?
I do.
Okay.
Why don't you go first, I'll hityou with it.
I was a kid.
Okay.
St.
Patrick's Day.
Okay.
Irish car bombs.
Okay.
My father obviously crawling.
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Okay.
Hungover all night long.
Yaking.
Upstairs, bathroom huggingtoilet just never left.
And I think that was the firstmemory of a hangover in that's,
I think that's a, I think it'svery funny, but I also think
it's my first memory of ahangover, or first time I ever
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collected that drinking gets toohungover.
Oh, and sick.
So I remember that vividly.
And he didn't have Irish carbombs for a few years after
that.
That's valid.
And I think maybe funniest storyon me is in Italy throwing
up blood orange juice scaringpeople.
Yeah.
In the random rest stop inItaly.
Yes.
So I think.
That was gonna be one of myfunniest ones, but I just
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thought of a funnier one.
Okay.
So there was one day, I thinkit was also St.
Patrick's Day with your dad.
Oh, he snuck me into a barin the valley.
Okay.
'cause I was underage.
Yeah.
And we were drinking vodka RedBulls all night.
Do you remember this?
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I know the night, Ithink I was like 19 and I was
supposed to stay over at yourparents' house.
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But I decided to uber myselfto back to my parents' house
instead.
'cause I was still livingat home.
Mm-hmm.
It's like
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00 AM You're all passed out.
I don't think you even knew Ileft.
I knew you left.
Okay.
I'm glad I told you we talked.
I was hyper as fuck though'causeI also hadn't really had Red
Bulls before.
Mm-hmm.
Or drank that much.
Oh, I know where this is going,so, so I get home, I pass out,
and then the next morning I wakeup.
And I go run downstairs and Igrabbed my mom and I'm like, I'm
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having a heart attack.
Help me.
She's like, what do you mean?
And I'm laying on the couch,holding the couch.
I'm like, my heart is racing.
My heart is racing.
Oh gosh.
And then my mom takes everythingso seriously.
I got yelled at and she putsher hand on my chest and she was
like.
You're gonna be okay.
You're not having a heartattack, but you aren't allowed
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to have a Red Bull anymore.
And I don't think I had RedBull for like two months after
that.
Yeah.
And then you, but and then I waslike, that was silly.
Yeah.
Vodka red bull's delicious.
I'm like, I was just hung over,I got yelled at for that.
Yeah.
You should have, oh, I'm.
Yeah, she takes everything superseriously.
Yeah.
Um, yeah, that's probably myfunniest one'cause it was so
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stupid.
Mm-hmm.
I was literally just hungover.
It was probably one of my firstbig hangovers and I stayed
on the couch all day.
Yeah.
That's a tough look.
Yeah.
She tried to get me laterto drink a beer with her and
my dad and I couldn't, youdidn't understand that's
not you.
Especially back then.
Especially back then.
Yeah.
No, that wasn't for you.
No.
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Hit me.
Next topic.
In line with the last one, uh,worst drink that gets you
hungover.
Ooh, worst drink.
It's obviously sugar.
I think based, I know Iimmediately started thinking
of all the sugary things, butfor some reason I don't
classify.
A Red Bull.
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Quite the same.
Well, I get sugar free ones now,which is great.
That's, it's helpful.
Yeah.
But even with, I'll do the sugarones still.
I don't, for some reason asugared Red Bull.
Does a margarita give you a badhangover?
I would probably get a worsthangover from like that.
Or like a Dirty Shirley,or like, oh my God, a dirty
Shirley might be one of theworst.
Or um, a Long Island iced Tea.
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Yeah, that's tough.
Or do you remember the bardown the street?
Um, hurricanes.
Hurricanes.
The rum drink.
Yeah.
That's pretty tough.
Yeah, that's pretty tough.
I didn't, I'm gonna say amojitos pretty tough.
Mojitos.
I mean, I, I feel like it'salmost hard to get drunk enough
on a mojito.
Yeah, that's true.
You know, I'm trying to think.
Those take time.
It's something sugary.
I actually don't think mine'sa sugar based drink like that,
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though.
I think the worst hangoverdrink is a champ.
Champagne and vodka.
A shot of vodka in a champagne.
Yeah.
That is one the quickest way tofucking black out.
Yeah.
And two, the worst hangover.
'cause you get that heavy winehangover and the heavy vodka
hangover.
There's probably sugar in thechampagne.
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It's painful too.
But there definitely is.
I mean, that one is just,that one makes you, it's
like you fucking, you puke too.
You feel like you're, likeyou were born in Chernobyl
and like you're part of theelephant's foot radiation.
You are just dying.
Yeah, I agree.
That one, that one makes yourhead just wah won.
I mean, it literally feels likeyou have radiation poisoning.
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Yeah, I totally agree.
So yeah, I think worst hangover,worst drink to get you hungover
is.
Champ.
Champagne with a shot of vodkainside of it.
Totally agree.
You are fucking gone.
I don't remember the last time Ihad a champ, but now that we're
saying it, I kind of want one.
Whoa.
I'm like, Ooh, I know what I'mhaving this weekend.
Whoa.
Champion.
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Mm-hmm.
That'd be crazy.
You're not gonna have one thisweekend?
No, not this weekend.
Maybe next.
Maybe post-race.
Whoa.
We'll see.
Champ.
For our champion, I mean, that'sa good way to celebrate, right?
Next topic.
Uh, hangovers abroad.
Hangovers, not hangovers With abroad, hangovers abroad like
somewhere else.
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It's the worst because it'swasting your time.
That's the bummer.
But I think it also gives you asuperpower to beat it because
you're like, well, I'll justkeep drinking then.
Yeah.
'cause I remember you in Japan.
Oh yeah.
I beat all my hangovers.
You beat all your hangovers inJapan.
Yeah.
And you're not good at beatingyour ha.
You are known as a down, badhangover person.
I am known to have the worsthangovers in the world.
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That is your infamy.
Yeah.
Unfortunately, everyone knowsif we've been out, well,
you have other infamy, but thatis also part of it.
It's a big one.
It's a big one.
Everyone knows if I've been outdrinking, don't call me the next
day.
Don't text.
I'm not coming to brunch.
No brunch, nonu, nothing.
I'm down for the count.
Yeah.
I will be on the couch, but Ithink hangover abroad.
Give you a little superpower.
I go, all right, go get me aquick little bev.
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I'll move it on.
I don't remember it myself beinghungover at all in Asia.
We just kept drinking.
We drank a lot.
Asia, a lot of hair of thedog in Asia?
Yeah.
Uh, Barcelona.
I don't really think I got thathung over there either.
I think I had the superpowerof being abroad.
Yeah.
I go, I'm not wasting my time.
Not wasting my time.
Uhuh, that's being an adult onvacation.
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Not wasting your time.
That's just called growing up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, what, what can you do?
Keep drinking.
Keep drinking.
Hello?
There you go.
Can't have a hangover if you'restill drunk.
Thank you.
Next topic.
The best hangover food.
Now this is something I thinkabout a lot'cause I'm a down bad
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hangover.
Well, we get hung.
We unfortunately are alcoholics.
that get hungover a lot.
I'm a hangover whore?
Damn.
Okay, so can we redo the intro?
Yeah, I'll add it.
I have a tiered list.
I think Chinese food, if it'scold.
Weather-wise.
Weather-wise, okay.
Whether if it's, it's weatherpending.
Weather pending.
Okay.
Chinese food you can pick at, itneeds to be something you can
pick at.
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Okay.
A burger for your middle of thenight before you wake up.
Yes.
If you can bur, if you can getyourself, this is gonna come
back later.
I'm talking about next morning.
Okay, fine.
You are already hung over.
You're already hung, hungover?
Um, yeah, I think it's Chinesefood.
Okay.
Or like American barbecue.
What's your Chinese food order?
It's just orange chicken, beef,and broccoli and some pork soup
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dumplings.
No rice.
I never that good at eating therice.
That's true.
You are bad at rice.
Yeah, it's not for me, but, um,that, that would be my, that.
Or if I'm going a differentdirection, barbecue America,
lots of cornbread, lots of corn.
I can't do the cornbread,hungover.
I love it.
I can pick at the meat and eatthe bar.
I like barbecue a lot hungover.
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I think it's a really goodhangover.
For me it's brisket andcornbread.
I do a, I do a brisket breakfastburrito from dialogue cafe,
or I'm doing.
Bloodsos brisket and ribs andeverything.
Okay.
I, I respect the dialogue Cafe.
A breakfast burrito's, goodbreakfast burrito.
Especially because it cansit, it can lay there.
It doesn't have to be hot.
It can just True.
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Just you can just pick at it,put it back down.
True.
Come back to me.
That's why Chinese food works.
That's why barbecue works.
That's true.
We like to pick.
You need a food you can pick upbecause you can't eat quickly.
I can't do a burger though.
No, it does.
It's not pickable.
No, I agree.
Mm-hmm.
Next topic.
Worst hangover food.
Worst hangover.
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Food, salad.
Salad, salad's.
Tough.
Tough.
That's a tough cookie.
Some people do smoothies.
I did a smoothie once.
Oh, smoothies.
No.
Doesn't work.
Smoothies are some of the worstthings you can do.
Hungover.
It just doesn't work.
It's funny'cause when you'resick, a smoothie's kind of nice.
Yeah.
Cold.
Cold, refreshing.
I've done a Jamba smoothie.
I can't do like a Hailey BieberErewhon smoothie.
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It's too sugary.
It's too.
It's just not cold enough.
It's not, yeah.
It needs to be like two fivedegrees colder.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Worst hangover food.
What's your worst hangover food?
Oh, salad.
Salad.
It is definitely tough.
Sushi soup.
Right on the money right there.
Yeah.
Su sushi's tear.
I can eat.
Sushi 24 7.
Great for the pregame.
My favorite future game.
Terrible for the hang over.
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We'll have to do a pregameepisode too.
We'll do a pregame episodewhile we pregame there.
There we go.
And we get fucked up.
Yep.
Yep.
Sorry.
We're brainstorming future pods.
Uh, we're saying worst food,sushi.
Su sushi.
I think you take the W on thatone.
Good job.
Yeah.
Sushi.
Thank you.
Next topic.
Best hangover liquids.
Just water.
Really.
I can't do pedialyte, we, we doSprite all the time.
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Sprite.
Sprite iced coffee.
No, no.
I try and do it every I tryevery time.
Every time I go, I really hopethis coffee's gonna save me.
I'm gonna feel like a humanagain.
And then I drink it and Iliterally almost spit it out.
I do a Coca-Cola.
I need caffeine can'cause I needit to just.
Even you out jolt me up a littlebit and I'll do coffee too.
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I'll drink the coffee, butit's not pleasant.
I can't do it.
It's rough.
It makes me nauseous.
Yeah, it's tough.
Nauseous thinking about it.
Ugh, right.
That hungover coffee.
Ugh.
Oh, gross.
Okay, next topic.
Moving on.
That was, wait, that's it.
Just Sprite, Sprite.
Sprite and coke.
Sprite and coke.
There we go.
Uh, worst place to be hungover.
Worst place to be hungover.
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Ooh.
So Worst place to be hung over.
I know.
Worst place to be hungover.
Mm-hmm.
Is my parents' house.
Ah, okay.
That's fair.
That's a good statement.
They're not good at hanging.
They're not good at hangovers.
They're not good at hangovers.
They don't drink, they don'treally agree with the drinking
enough to get hungover.
No, they don't get beinghungover.
They don't get the rot.
They wanna talk too much, andthey're not talkers, so it's
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weird.
They try to talk, they, oh yeah,they almost want to talk.
Then I'm like, can you just shutthe fuck up and leave me alone?
It's almost like when youdon't do mushrooms or your
friends are on mushroomsand then you're talking to them
and you're like, so you likeseeing stuff?
How you feeling?
Yeah.
You're like, not now, man.
Yeah, yeah.
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What's your, what's your worstplace to be hungover?
Work.
Work.
True work.
'cause you have to be there.
You and you have to work.
You have to do your job.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Work, I mean, being hung up workwins work and you're just
sweating it up and you just,people are trying to ask you
questions.
Mm-hmm.
That they need answered.
And you just don't send an,an email hung over reading,
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reading something you need toread.
Reading.
Reading on a screen.
Just fucking brain.
Just, yeah.
You just looking at your screen,you're not reading, you're just,
yeah.
Oh, you're like, I can't processthis information right now.
Typing.
Yeah, typing hungover.
Ugh.
You're like closed eyes tryingto get it done.
You're like, how good are mykeyboard skills?
Yeah.
I was just like, God.
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Yeah.
Hungover at work and yourstomach's upset.
You're just nauseous.
You're burping.
Oh God.
I don't really burp when I'mhungover.
That's true.
I can't relate to that one.
All right.
That's not you.
Not, not me, but I get it.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
It exposes you for sure.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
It's just sweating for me.
I feel like I smell.
That's tough.
Yeah.
It's hard to shower too.
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Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
It's hard to get clean.
Yeah.
Next topic.
Worst hangover of your life.
So I, yeah.
So worst hangover of my life wasterrible because we, I think
we drank champs.
I was on the booger sugar.
I had been drinking, you know,probably till six or
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00 AM Woke up the next day,
maybe two hours later, so it's
like nine,
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00 AM you next to me hair
appointment?
Yep.
Yep.
And you drove me to my hairappointment, but I woke up
on the couch.
And I literally remember lookingat you going, I can't get there,
and I just wanna rip my fuckingfingers off.
Yeah.
And I was looking at you andI was doing this.
I remember you kept tryingto break your fingers off.
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I literally was trying to crack'em because if they hurt so
bad, it bothered me so much.
I was doing it all day.
I was like, if I could just ripmy fucking fingers off.
Yeah.
That would be the best thingI could do right now.
God, that one bothered me.
Yeah, that one was my worstever.
That was fucking disgusting.
Yeah, I hated that one.
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And you had to take me to myhair appointment And you sat
there'cause you didn't trustme to be there.
I just sat in the car andwaited.
Yeah.
For like hours.
Yeah.
It was a long appointment too.
It was tough.
It was tough.
And I like did not speak to my,well, my hairstyles also wasn't
chatty at the time.
Yeah, that's different.
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So we like didn't speak, Iwas just texting you.
I think I'm dead.
I'm dead in the chair.
I hate you.
I hate everything.
I hate everything.
I hate being here.
Yeah.
I think you brought me somefood, which was really sweet.
I did bring you food.
That was cool.
But yeah, that was my worsthangover when I wanted to rip
my own hands off.
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Yeah, that was tough.
Yeah.
So what was your worst hangover?
I, what was my hangover?
What was yours?
Italy still, does that take thecake?
No.
No.
That wasn't that bad, honestly.
Like it sucked, but it wasn'tthat bad.
It's.
It's just though, there's thisone that there's nothing that
specific that happened likeI was trying to rip my fingers
off, but I was just throwing upstomach bial nonstop.
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Ooh, that's a bad one.
When you're just empty andyou're still throwing up.
That's.
To me the worst.
That is the worst.
No.
Usually when you throw up itlike you feel better after
you do a little adrenaline rush,you're a little like, okay.
You're like, I got it out.
I'm out.
I'm good to go.
Now it poisons out.
But I was just like, I washandcuffed for this fucking
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toilet.
Ugh.
I was there for hours.
Yeah, it was the worst.
That's awful.
Yeah.
It lasted until like.
Midnight the next day.
I think I was just, could noteat the whole day.
Yeah.
I was just terrible.
I felt die.
I was dying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dead.
Yeah.
Dying.
I almost died probably.
No, you were fine.
You're here strong.
Yeah.
Next topic.
Hangover outfit.
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What's your favorite thingto wear while hungover?
So I have a new hangover outfit,but I think it's because it's
summer, which is bikini andsweatpants.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
But traditionally, when it's notsummer hugest sweatpants, I can
grab my hands on.
Okay.
Big hoodie hood on sweatpants.
Mm-hmm.
Blankets buried on the couch.
See, I'm part of the newgeneration with you where I'm
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bathing suit.
I like, yeah.
See that's recent though.
My shorts bathing suit just'cause anything else.
I'm sweating profusely andnot in a good way.
Not in a productive sweat.
Yeah.
Um.
And yeah, I just have to be in abathing suit now.
It's just, it's, that's like Iwould say the last two months
of us though.
Yeah.
That's really new.
It's been this summer.
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Yeah, we're like s hangoveroutfit, bathing suit.
Probably our least bad hangoversummer though.
Also, I would say.
Uh, maybe I would say so.
All right.
At least for me.
All right.
I'll take it.
All right.
Next topic.
The full go-to hangover foodorder.
I already said mine.
Chinese food?
Yeah.
Sprite, Chinese food and Sprite.
All right.
What's your full go-to?
Full go-to?
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Yes.
Hangover order.
Yes, this is it.
Breakfast burritos to startthe day off.
Coke.
Okay.
Iced coffee.
Okay.
You might not drink the icedcoffee.
You usually don't.
And then after that you doBloodsos barbecue, that's, or a
burger and fries.
And then the problem with itis you probably only eat
half the burger and a few of thefries and you realize I can't
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do that.
Then you gotta go more of abloodsos.
route or a rice bowl whereyou can pick at it and that's
the final order of the night.
And then your day's over,you had 17 coke cans.
Like you are caffeinated to thegills, but still don't feel
awake.
That's my go-to.
That's your go-to.
Yes.
Full day of hangovers.
Full day of Postmates, deliveryorders.
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Full day.
Just they keep ringing the bell.
Don't stop coming to my door.
Do not stop.
Half of LA probably has ourbuilding code.
Probably.
Okay, last, last topic.
How to avoid hangovers.
How to avoid a hangover.
Don't drink.
Don't drink, obviously donelosers.
Um, okay.
If you're gonna drink like us,which is a lot, the best way to
have a hangover, which ownadvice, which this is not
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advice.
No.
Pre help yourself.
Get a lot of water, put iton your nightstand.
Oh, huge.
Move water on the nightstandbefore you leave the house.
Before you leave the house.
So when you come home, shitfaced and you lay down, you're
gonna grab it, you're gonnadrink it.
Middle of night, but have morethan one so you can chug the
first one.
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You can never have enough.
You never have enough.
You never have enough.
So you chug it.
Yeah.
And then you can go back toit as you wake up.
'cause you're not gonna sleepthrough the night you're drunk.
I think ideally three large.
Fiji bottles on each nightstand,yeah.
Would be the correct amount,which I've never had.
Well, you'll have for the nextday as well, your Fiji set up.
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That's true.
But then.
To continue avoiding whenyou get home.
Mm.
Order a bergam friesimmediately.
The second.
No, the second.
You look at your partner andyou're like, we're out food
first, Uber second.
Yeah.
Food gets there.
You walk in, you start eating,you get as much of that food
down as you can.
As many of that fries in yourstomach gets you.
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You can black out your chat andyour, I don't care about your
diet.
You're gossiping about thenight.
You just go.
You're debriefing.
You're debriefing.
Yeah.
You have a Sprite already.
'cause Sprite's good forhangovers.
That's true.
No caffeine.
Caffeine won't keep you up.
You can sleep.
So you're drinking a Sprite,you're eating fries and a
burger.
You're getting it in yourstomach.
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Fuck your diet.
This is about your hangover.
You already drank too much.
You already, you already did theday.
You already did it.
We're talking about recovery andthat.
What about the next day though?
Are you gonna say sauna workout,run.
We've ran.
We've done runs hungover.
It's gnarly, but it helps.
Do you think it helps enough?
It depends what your dayentails.
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If you have to get up and gosomewhere, then yes, if you have
to save the day, I thinkrunning.
If you have to save the day,go for a run.
Even if it's 10 minutes,just run around the block.
If it's, if you only have 10minutes, run as hard as you can.
Sprint for 10, sprint for 10.
Sweat as much out as you can.
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Sprint for 10.
Walk back.
Yeah, just sprint as far asyou can sprint away and then you
can come home and then walkback in.
Shame.
Yeah, I like that.
And then you can shower and geteverything off of you.
Shower is important.
I do a really long shower if I'mtrying to save myself from a
hangover too.
'cause I wanna sweat it out.
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Yeah.
If I had a sauna I'd do that,but.
Yeah.
See, I can't get myself to go tothe gym.
It's too much.
It's a lot.
That's a lot.
That's a lie.
I did it last two weeks ago.
I went super hungover and tooka Matt Pilates class.
Oh yeah.
Oh my fucking God.
It was like I was moving throughjello.
I take Pilates every day anddoing it Hung over.
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I remember I was sitting in thatplank and I was like.
I'm dead.
Mm-hmm.
I'm literally dead.
And then I came back home, Ithink I literally sauna, put on
really casual clothes, came homeand went back to the couch.
Yeah.
And basically fell asleep on thecouch.
Yeah.
That was awesome.
It was insane.
Yeah.
Um, so yeah, I guess if youcan work out, do it, it helps,
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but especially if you havesomething to do after, obviously
have a, have water.
If you can between drinks,but no one's gonna do that.
No one's, let's live in areality.
You're not gonna do that if youcan, great.
But you're like a superhumanat that point.
I don't have any other tips ortricks.
That's usually our go-to.
That's, I think that's the mosthelpful.
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Think the best one is wateron your nightstand before you
leave for the night.
That's my best tip.
If you take one thing away fromthis entire podcast to avoid a
hangover water on yournightstand before you leave,
I mean, we've tried charcoalpills, we've tried it all.
I think that helps.
I think it helps too.
Not that much.
That's, it's so marginal.
I mean, that's almost impossibleto remember to take too.
(21:44):
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's marginal.
If you have it, take it.
But we have it and we forget,so.
So what are we to say again?
Be once again, don't be like us.
Be better.
Be better.
Put water on your nightstand.
Maybe don't do 40 tequila shots.
Or do, I mean, have fun.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Whatever about your parents,we're not.
We're gonna do the shots we'lldo.
(22:06):
If you don't, we will.
Losers and everybody knows thatabout us.
First come, first serve.
What time is it?
Shot o'clock.
Let's go.
Whoa.
On our way to the next hangover.
So that's the episode.
That's the episode.
You wrap it out.
Oh, I don't wanna, I wasn'tready for that.
Oh, okay.
Wrap us out.
Well, that's the hangoverepisode.
Thanks for watching.
Catch us on the next one.
(22:28):
I think we're gonna be doing thepre-game episode, so we'll tell
you how we get ready to gethungover in the next one.
There you go.
If you don't wanna hear it,tell us what you wanna hear next
week.
And that's it.
And after that one we'll do aa.
Exactly.
Alright, that's the show.
Thanks for listening.