September 19, 2025 • 31 mins
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(00:00):
Welcome to another episodeof the Demon Babie podcast.
I'm Demon of Hollywood and I'msitting here with the tailgate
tease herself, Blond Babie.
And today it's going to be afootball episode.
Football, football, football.
Sunday.
Wait, what day is we come out?
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
Doesn't come out on Sunday.
(00:21):
Tuesday.
No.
What day is it?
Friday, Friday, Friday, Fridaynight.
Lights blowing it.
Today's the football episode.
Sit back, relax, and listen.
And, uh, go birds! First topic.
(00:46):
Why?
Pause.
Oh, okay.
How's your day?
Daily update.
Oh, daily update.
Good.
I didn't have any drama with theconstruction workers.
Okay.
So that was good.
They've been quiet lately.
They're keeping to themselves.
Maybe they heard the podcast.
Maybe they heard I was gossipingabout them.
Yeah.
So my day was pretty good.
Just ran around town all day.
(01:07):
Glad to be home now.
How's your day?
My day was good.
Yeah.
And it was skateboard and I'mdoing a skate challenge.
What's your skate challenge?
Every day for 30 days.
Every day.
What?
Skateboarding.
What, what do you have to do?
For 30 days.
Skateboard.
Well, every day.
Yeah.
One flip, one slide, one grind.
Nice.
Yeah.
Should be the skateboard.
How'd it go today?
Good.
Mellow.
(01:28):
Easy.
Well, I was very dehydrated.
So besides that.
You, I feel like you're usuallydehydrated.
Like that's your, as yourun dry.
You should drink more water.
Mmm.
I'll think about it.
Like take a note.
Mmm.
Maybe.
Okay.
Hit me.
All right.
Now, first topic.
(01:48):
Tailgates.
Tailgates are so much fun.
So you're yay, not nay.
I'm huge yay.
I love tailgates.
I think they're awesome.
What do you think of tailgates?
I love tailgating.
Tailgating's probably 50 percentof the game for me.
I was going to say 70.
Well, you're an alcoholic,so, you know, we've got to play
by your rules.
I only know so many rules of thegame, but I also went to USC and
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I miss tailgating at USC.
You can still do that.
It's a little, It's a littledifferent.
It's a little different.
When I live there, we justwalked around, got drunk, got
drunk.
I mean, why are we supposedto not get drunk?
Well, when you're in college,you're going to get shit faced
and USC is a great school totailgate at.
That's true.
It was so much fun.
I miss it.
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That's like one thing I reallymiss about being in college.
Do you know what team is best attailgating?
Probably Alabama.
Ooh.
College wise?
Probably.
Roll Tide.
Those kids probably go nuts.
Yeah.
They probably go pretty crazy.
I imagine.
But you want to go professional?
Probably the birds.
No.
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Oh, did you look this up?
Oh, I have notes.
Yeah.
All right.
Tell me who's the bestprofessional football tailgate.
The Buffalo Bills, the Billsmafia, the Buffalo Bills mafia.
The Bills have a mafia?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
New York.
News to me.
Buffalo, New York.
Are they upstate?
Yeah.
In Buffalo.
Believe it or not.
Believe it or not.
(03:11):
Believe it or not.
Believe it.
Their go to move.
Do you know this?
No.
Table smashing.
Like, like how do I do it?
Like you're jumping off theback of a van, shoulder.
Like a wrestling move.
Yeah.
Folding table.
Yeah.
Fun.
I know.
I think it's on my bucket list.
No, I don't think you shoulddo that.
(03:32):
Why?
I feel like you would hurtyourself.
Fuck you.
You've broken your head before.
I don't.
Break it again if I want to.
Knock on wood.
That's crazy.
How dare you say I can't break aBuffalo Bills table?
I didn't say you can't.
I said you shouldn't.
No, you said don't.
Don't.
It's not hot.
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I'm going to break this table.
I'm not doing it for you.
Who are we doing it for then?
It's not me.
Me.
Something.
Sometimes I have to look out formyself.
That's not looking out for you.
Sometimes they'd light thetables on fire.
That's pretty fun too.
Do they like light a lot ofshit on fire?
I'm not sure how much shitgets lit on fire, but I know
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tables sometimes get liton fire.
Fun.
You can do that.
It's better than doing a mustardand ketchup shower.
Where they just cover you inmustard and ketchup.
What the?
Who does that?
That's in the Bill's camp still.
That's gross.
That's what I'm not signingup for.
I'll break a table.
I'll bring a table and break thetable.
All right.
Next topic.
No.
Oh.
No.
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Calm down.
We got more.
We got the Cleveland Browns.
They call themselves the DogPound.
All right, fine.
Next team.
Next team.
Dog pound.
The fans wear full dog costumesand bark all game.
Really?
That's what it says.
What dog do they dress up as?
A brown dog, I imagine.
I don't know if it gets specificon the breed.
So I don't know what kind ofpuppy play they're into.
(04:55):
Yeah.
What kind of furries are showingup to this?
Can you be any kind of furry?
All I'm learning is theCleveland Browns is a furry
community.
I never didn't really knowCleveland had a team.
And they're called the Browns.
Not really a good name.
No.
Yeah.
Uh, then there's a Green BayPackers, Cheesehead, that's
about it.
Uh, the Raiders, do you knowwhat their group's called?
(05:17):
What?
Black Hole.
And they all dress mad.
Wait, I thought we were talkingabout tailgating.
Now you're just talking aboutteam names.
No, this isn't the team names.
This is the fan name.
Fan names.
Like the Buffalo Bills Mafia.
Got it.
Cleveland Browns, Dog Pound,Cheese Heads, The Raiders, Black
Hole.
That's a good name.
Black Hole, yeah.
Black out at the Black Hole.
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Mmm.
I bet there's a lot of blackingout.
I bet there's a lot of Modelloshappening too.
It's Modello time with them, forsure.
It's Modello time.
The Raiders, it's always Modellotime.
Yeah.
Mm hmm.
And they do, you know, all thespikes and like Mad Max stuff.
It's very BDSM y. I like it.
They're kinky.
Mm hmm.
The Kansas City Chiefs, theyjust call it Barbecue Wars and
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that's just as They callthemselves as fans, the Barbecue
Wars.
They just say they do BarbecueWars at the Kansas City Chiefs.
At their tailgates, they doBarbecue Wars.
Yeah, that's They don't callthemselves anything.
Like you're not breaking anytables.
All your tables are intact.
Yeah, they're like really lamefans.
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Look at the team.
They're not like exciting.
They're gonna just be like,oh, we barbecue.
Okay.
And then there's Ole Miss, theGrove, the college team.
Uh, they do bougie, southerntailgate.
So they do like chandeliers,fine china, bartenders and
tents.
I kind of respect that.
Oh yeah, that's very, you'rebougie.
Lifestyle, whatever, LSU,they do Cajun, Gumbalaya, Gumbo,
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Crawfish, Boils.
That's so Southern.
That's so Southern.
That's so Southern.
Crawfish, Boils.
I've never had Crawfish.
Uh.
Have you?
I don't know.
Crawfish?
I've had Crawfish once.
Where you like suck the headsout?
Yeah.
When?
Not with you.
All right.
I don't believe you.
Eagles fans, climbing poles,flipping cars.
That's more celebration after.
That's more aftermath.
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Yeah, that's aftermath.
That's more aftermath.
I thought we were talking abouttailgates.
They say Jet fans fight in theparking lot and do beer showers,
which I like that it's likealmost predetermined, like Jet
fans, they're going to fightin the parking lot.
Wait, that's fun.
And then the last one is Cowboysfans, giant luxury tailgates
with RVs that look like mininightclubs.
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I don't know if I like that.
I don't think that's even true.
That's like swinger vibefeeling.
They probably are.
It's a little P Diddy, a littlebaby oil.
We call these the baby oil.
Tell me I'm wrong.
What do they have in those RVs?
I like a shot ski at a tailgatethough.
A shot ski at a tailgate is sofun.
It makes the most sense at atailgate.
(07:47):
Yeah.
Or snow lounge, obviously a snowlounge, but at a tailgate
because it's a group communitything.
I like when we bring a table,not we as if we're the ones
setting up the tailgate.
When people bring a tableand have like beer pong set
up and games, you know, peoplereally need to start playing
baseball at tailgates.
Yeah, we really need to playbaseball at football tailgates.
(08:08):
That's a fun one.
Cause it's a team sport and it'sbaseball is a drinking beer
racing game that not many peopleknow about, but should know
about cause it is so muchfun and everyone gets fucked up.
We should really be on theboard, the ambassador board for
baseball.
I am.
I am telling everyone, if youdon't know how to play baseball,
And I don't mean the actualsport.
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I mean the drinking game.
What an ambassador.
Now everyone knows.
Thank you.
Okay.
Next topic.
NFL versus college.
I like to go to a college game.
I like to watch NFL on TV.
Okay.
I think that's a pretty fairtake.
Yeah.
I would agree with that take ingeneral.
I think college games aresillier in spirit, which is why
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they're more fun to go to.
People, including the players,take professional really
seriously.
Well, it's a lot of money.
Yeah.
Well, it's not my money.
Why should I take it seriously?
There you go.
But I think it's a lot of moneyto go to the games too.
So there's pretty expensive.
Yeah.
But like going to a college gameis way cheaper than going to a
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professional game.
That's true.
We've never been to aprofessional game for a reason.
We're poor.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Support the podcast.
Subscribe so we can go to aprofessional game.
Like, subscribe, comment.
I want to go see the birds! Uh,what's your favorite USC
football memory?
Next topic.
My favorite USC football memoryis there was one game we
(09:37):
went to, um, I wouldn't throwany names down.
I'm not.
Okay.
Well, I'm going to say we wentwith your sister and her husband
and one of my roommates and shewas a massive lightweight.
Yeah.
And so we go to this tailgateand we are just getting shit
(09:57):
faced drinking champs.
And which is vodka andchampagne.
We've talked about it.
We've talked about it herebefore we were drinking champs
and we lived at a buildingcalled the Lorenzo, which is
like a notorious buildingfor USC.
And she got so fucked up thatyou and your brother in law
had to take turns carryingher back to the apartment as she
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was throwing up on your back andshoes.
And I'll never forget it.
It was so funny.
Definitely not the most funfor you guys, but as someone
who just got to be there and bedrunk and not really have
to take care of anyone, reallyfun.
Great story.
Right.
It's worth the story at theend of the day.
It's worth the story.
But like, truly best footballgame ever?
(10:42):
Sure.
Um, there was one game wewent to when I found out I was
going to get into the master'sprogram.
Same day we were going to thefootball game and that was
a good day and we got superfucked up and then we ended
up at the Taco Bell down thestreet with your sister.
Also, well, they always take usto the games.
We also don't buy the tickets.
We're poor.
We're poor.
(11:03):
Hello.
Um, I also didn't end upfinishing that master's, so who
cares about that?
But it was a good day.
We're still poor.
We're still poor.
So yeah.
What's your favorite tailgatememory?
I would agree with, I wouldsay I would, the first throwing
up.
Yeah.
That's my favorite.
Yeah.
It's just too, too memorableof a moment.
(11:24):
It was really fun.
And I giving it the number onespot.
Yeah.
You'll never forget that.
Uh, she does, but never, neverremembered.
Never, never remembered.
Next topic, stadium, food, best,worst.
What's your go to food in thestadium?
Popcorn.
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Okay.
You?
What's the worst?
Everything else.
Okay.
I don't really eat in a stadium.
You don't really eat.
I eat the hot dogs outside thestadium.
I'm going hot dog in the stadiumstill.
Probably the best option asidefrom popcorn.
I'm going popcorn is the worst.
Wrong.
I'd rather do like cotton candy.
No, I'd rather do pretzel.
(12:06):
Oh, pretzel.
So good.
No, you're crazy.
We don't have the same tastebuds.
No, it's amazing.
We get, we eat dinner togetherevery night.
I'm shocking.
Shocking.
Next topic.
Tom Brady, hot or not?
Not.
Not hot.
No.
He's got a weird head.
I feel like it's just scrunchedin a little.
Yeah.
He's got a big forehead.
Maybe that's what it is.
(12:28):
All that brain, maybe he needsspace.
Yeah.
No, I'm not saying he's bad.
I'm just saying.
Good body.
Neck down.
Okay.
Bod.
Uh, the kid kiss.
It's so fucking odd.
Why does he kiss his kids on thelips?
Why does he demand a bigger one?
Yeah, that was, that was odd.
The double down.
(12:48):
Yeah.
On camera.
Weird.
He's a weird guy.
He's gotta be a weird guy.
He's gotta be a tough hang.
I mean, Giselle left him for areason.
She's hot.
Giselle, hot or not?
Hot.
Hot, hot.
High, hot.
Face.
Face.
Top to bottom hot.
All the way.
All the way.
Head to toe.
What about you?
Tom Brady hot or not?
(13:09):
I'll give it to him.
You judge a man's hotnessoff, not just his looks, off his
money and his success and hisconfidence.
Yeah.
That's going to go hot.
All right.
His kid kissing.
I'll take one hot point away.
Okay.
That's not cool.
All right.
No, it's not.
Freaking weird.
Next topic.
Freaking weird.
Freaking weird.
(13:29):
That's freaking weird, man.
Speaking of freaking weird, BillBelichick's girlfriend, they
are, they have a 49 yearage gap.
How old is she again?
24.
Wow.
He's in his seventies.
That's so fucked.
Hot or not?
Not.
He's got money.
(13:50):
His money makes them hot.
Is she pregnant?
I don't know.
No, I don't think so.
You sure?
I'm pretty sure.
Oh no, she's not pregnant, but Iheard she's like making all
of his financial decisions rightnow.
I think she's in charge of itall.
Yeah.
But she apparently has likegrown his real estate portfolio
like threefold.
And put a bunch of shit in hername.
Well, yeah, I mean, why wouldn'tyou?
(14:10):
I'm going to say she's a smartgirl.
They're not married, so she'sgot to put stuff in her name.
Yeah, I'm sure she'll lose it.
I'm sure he's just I heard hisfamily hates her.
He probably hates his family.
Yeah, probably true.
Um, yeah.
What do you think?
Hot or not?
For him, hot.
For her, not.
No.
I mean, let's be honest.
Let's be honest.
It doesn't, it's Doesn'tget much for him.
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I'm sure he's very stoked.
Well, give him three more years.
He'll get the next 23 year old.
No, I don't think he'll findanother.
He'll die.
Yeah.
I think that's going to be thelast of it for him.
How long do you think they'll betogether before she moves out
until he's out?
So 10 years, she'll be 33realistic, probably five, but
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let's say that long, 34.
Let's say he lives 10.
Okay, let's say he lives in 34.
34.
She's a multi millionaire andhe's not there mentally.
And a model.
She's fine.
She's fine.
She's so set.
Yeah.
Good for her.
Good for her.
Next topic.
What position would you playif you played football?
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Cheerleader?
No, come on.
Um.
You know the positions.
Don't act like you don't.
Wide receiver.
Wide receiver?
Yeah.
Hmm.
That's what I would play aswell.
But you, I think you'd be betterat it than me.
Well, I used to play.
Well, yeah.
And that was my position.
And that was your position.
I would hope I would have alittle more clout than you
on the field, but I'm prettyfast right now.
(15:32):
I could smoke you in a race.
Let's do a foot race.
I will.
I will absolutely do a foot racewith you tomorrow.
Okay.
But can we like somehow.
No, make it cause you're alsosix inches taller than me.
So if we're on the field atthe same time, Oh my God, maybe
I'm a kicker.
That's the position.
(15:53):
I would never want to be akicker.
Cause it's so pivotal.
It's so pivotal.
And you're never really thatloved.
No.
Cause you're going to miss.
And even if you make it,they go, Whoa, good job.
MVP goes to the quarterback.
Yeah.
Very rarely the wide receiver.
Sometimes the running back,never the kicker.
You're never getting MVP.
(16:14):
Even though you made a lot ofpoints.
Even though you could havemade the majority of the points.
I wonder if a kicker has everbeen MVP.
That's something we couldlook up.
Yeah.
But we're not here doingresearch.
This is not a R and D podcast.
Sorry.
Hit me.
Next topic.
The LFL lingerie footballleague.
Would you ever play?
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Would I get paid?
Oh, probably.
Yeah.
What would the pay have to be?
I have a friend who's sister.
I don't know.
I'm poor.
So.
Oh, you're poor.
Probably not.
Probably pretty cheap.
Um, what would your yearlysalary have to be for you to
play football, tackle footballin bra and like booty shorts,
basically.
Bra and booty shorts,professional football.
(16:57):
Yeah.
200 K.
200 K.
A year?
Yeah.
I don't think they're gettingthat.
Oh really?
I think it's like 70 to aroundthat number, which is not enough
for a game.
No.
For a fun game.
A lot of people don't make thatmoney.
Where am I?
Where, where do I live?
You can live here.
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No, then it's not enough.
You need to make a lot of money.
Where do you want to live then?
Well, let's say I'm living inAustin, Texas where it's cheap.
Okay.
Okay.
Then I could take 70k.
Then you would do it.
Maybe.
I mean, you're an athlete.
All you do is work out all day.
That's true.
I'm telling you, you probablyget a lot of followers.
(17:38):
Okay.
You could definitely positionit into more money.
Maybe, maybe I'd do it for ahundred K.
No, you still get the 70 Kcontract.
You have to do the footwork.
Otherwise I'm negotiating.
Are you wide receiver?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Short though.
Maybe running back.
I'm fast.
What's a running back do?
You're like behind thequarterback or next to the
quarterback and then he handsyou the ball and you run through
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the center.
You think I can make it throughthe lineup?
A bunch of women in lingerie?
You might be just fine.
Maybe.
Maybe.
If you put a hot one in thetouchdown zone, you'll get
there.
Stupid.
Hit me.
Next topic.
Who has the best cheerleaders?
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Dallas has the bestcheerleaders, obviously.
I don't like their outfit.
Whatever.
They're the best dancers.
They're some of the best dancersin the country.
Would I try out if I never had acareer in cheerleading?
Yeah.
If I never quit.
Yeah.
I regret quitting sometimescause I probably should have
(18:43):
just done that.
They didn't make much.
Now they will.
Now they all get like hugesocial media followings from it.
So just cause they didn't makemuch from that doesn't mean they
couldn't.
So yeah, I regret not stickingwith it.
Okay, so now you're upset.
You're not a Dallas Cowboyscheerleader.
Yeah.
Okay.
Maybe a Rams cheerleader.
I could probably swing that oneOkay, I danced for a year.
(19:05):
I'd probably get back into it.
I'm glad you're not acheerleader though Why?
Because the boyfriends andhusbands of the cheerleaders
seem so cuckish.
They are.
You know, they are.
They all seem that way Nooffense But from what I've seen
from that show, yeah, they'reall like a little cheer.
Those guys are like, it'sgo, you go to them on ladies.
I'll watch you do that withthem.
(19:27):
They might be their kink though.
Hey, we don't kink shame.
That's what I'm just saying.
I don't want you to be.
I will be trying out next year.
You will not.
Next topic.
Next fight or next topic.
Next topic.
All right.
You want to fight?
This will be a fight.
(19:47):
All right.
Next topic.
This is a good one.
Okay.
Alix Earle versus Taylor Swift.
Who's the better footballgirlfriend?
I'm going to say, I'm goingto let you go first.
No, no, no, no, no.
I want you to go first.
I might say Taylor Swift.
(20:08):
I'm going to go Alix Earle.
Because Taylor Swift just likeshows up and leaves.
And I feel like it's still moreabout Travis where I feel like
Alix, it's more about Alix.
I feel like, but I thinkgirlfriend wise.
Alix is more obsessed with herboyfriend.
So like better girlfriend, Alix.
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I think Alix helped BraxtonBraxton's career.
I think he makes more moneybecause of her.
I don't think Kelsey makes moremoney because you're wrong.
Swift.
He definitely makes more money.
Well, he was already makinga fuck ton of money.
Cause he's like the best.
He's a wide receiver.
What is he?
(20:51):
Uh, I think he's a fullbackcornerback.
I don't know.
He's not the quarterback.
He's on the Chiefs.
Cornner.
Cornner, Cornner.
Um, well, he's already the bestat what he does, so he's pretty
high up there.
But she took their viewershipthrough the roof, apparently.
They both did.
Well, yeah.
I mean, Taylor Swift definitelybrought a huge audience.
I mean, Braxton got tradedoff the Dolphins, so.
(21:12):
So maybe, I don't know who orwhere he even is.
Exactly.
Uh, Hit me.
Next topic.
Who can throw a ball farther?
Taylor Swift or Alix Earle.
Who can throw a ball farther?
Taylor Swift or Alix EarleTaylor Swift.
You think?
Yeah.
She's taller.
She seems a little stronger.
Alix Earle's like five pounds.
They're both like five pounds,but Taylor Swift is taller.
Alix Earle's short.
(21:32):
I bet Taylor Swift becauseshe has to do all the dancing
routines and that's got it.
That's a workout in itself.
Yeah, exactly.
I just can't see her throwinga ball where I could see Alix
being like, yeah, I can see thattoo.
Yeah.
I'm going to go Alix.
I think Alix can throw a ballfarther.
All right.
I'll go Alix as well.
I could see that.
Okay.
Agree with me.
(21:53):
Well, I didn't on the last one.
Hit me.
Next topic.
Celebrity cameos at games.
Does it bother you?
Do you care?
Do you like it?
I don't care.
I mean, I like it.
You like it?
Yeah.
Like seeing who's at the game?
What are they wearing?
Ooh, what are they wearing?
What are, what did they show up?
What are they wearing?
Did they show up?
Do they care today?
Well, do they care to watch agame or are they there for the
fashion show?
Both.
Fashion?
Both.
(22:13):
Tell me.
Fashion show.
It's always a fashion show.
Yeah.
Whether you want it to beor not.
It's always a fashion show.
Look at the way those footballplayers walk into the stadium.
Oh, they get so dressed up.
Now hit me next topic, thefashion show before they
show up.
I love it.
It's great.
It's so crazy.
I love how rich having that muchpublicity and not showing
(22:34):
up in a fucking bang out.
Outfit cool outfit.
It's crazy.
Cause I feel like when theydon't, they're like making
the same statement as peoplethat do, they're like, Oh, I
don't care.
I play football.
Yeah.
I mean, that's true.
It's the same amount of astatement as it is for the
people.
No matter what, it's almostimpossible not to make a
statement when you have thatmuch money and people watching
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you, which is interesting.
Everything you do is astatement.
It just depends.
Yeah.
You're under a microscope.
Yeah.
I feel like I'd like that.
You would.
Yeah.
But you're an attention whore.
I am an attention whore.
I am too.
We have a podcast.
We are doing this.
Yeah.
We look at us.
I'm in a dolphin's jersey.
I don't even like the dolphins.
You don't even know where theyare.
Don't.
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What city are they in?
Miami.
There you go.
And you have makeup on, so.
I have makeup on.
I'm an attention whore.
Whore! Whores! Four for whores.
That's King's cup.
Wrong game.
That made me thirsty.
I know you're just saying that.
I was like, let's get a beer.
Let's get crazy.
I got makeup on.
Let's go out.
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Let's go out.
Let's go.
Is there a game tonight?
Let's go There's not a gametonight, but there's a game
tomorrow night.
Damn.
We fucked that up.
That would have been a funpregame No We don't turn it off.
We wouldn't we never would havefilmed.
No, we wouldn't have wouldn't ofnext topic Uh, best team slash
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mascot, which one's yourfavorite?
Bulldog.
Bulldog.
I think so too.
I think it's the most football.
It's the best one.
It sounds like football.
It feels like football.
We gotta root for the Bulldogs.
We're going to go down to theBulldogs.
We're rooting for the Bulldogs.
Yeah.
I like the Bulldog mascot.
It's Georgia, right?
Georgia Bulldogs.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Now that you said it like, wait,hit me with that again.
Georgia Bulldogs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Turn the reverb off.
My favorite thing is one of theneighbor's dads was from Georgia
and um, I was walking ourBulldog and I didn't really
realize he was talking to me.
Cause why would he talk to me?
And he's like, Uh, you bigGeorge Bulldog fan.
And I was like, me?
And he's like, yeah, you got aBulldog.
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I'm like, you know it, youknow it.
You know, I could become aBulldog fan just off the name
alone.
Yeah.
What Alabama's Roll Tide.
I don't know what their mascotis though.
I don't know what their mascotis either.
Roll Tide's a great saying.
Roll Tide, say it, Roll Tide,no, come on, no, I can't do that
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one, Raspier, Roll Tide, no,roll, you gotta go Roll Tide, I
can't do that, Roll Tide, I likefight on for USC, that's a good
one too, fight on, it's good formy tone of voice too, yeah,
I like how you say it like aJapanese, uh, anime girl, fight
on, whoa, and then likesparkles, like, yeah.
And I like that we do this.
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Yeah, that's fruity.
I like, yeah, there you go.
If you didn't know it, at USCgames.
They all do this bunny rabbits.
It's really cute.
Uh, that's the show.
I think, Oh wait, but I alsolike the USC mascot that we're a
Trojan.
Cause it's a condom?
No.
Cause they literally have a guyriding on a horse at every game.
It's so iconic.
(25:40):
Did you know that?
No.
Yeah.
I've been to the game.
It's not that iconic.
It's so exciting.
What are you talking about?
It's so much cooler that theybring a bulldog.
No, that is also cool.
I think the Eagles need toget an Eagle and like while
we're at it, Jaguars need toget a Jaguar.
Imagine they parade a Jaguar.
That'd be so crazy.
Dude, I'd be a Jaguars faninstantly.
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The Bears?
Get a bear, get a bear.
So the bears could get a bear.
If we're going with the mostmore dangerous ones, you could
probably get a bear.
You could probably get it loose.
That's tough.
The Jaguar would be just astough.
That thing could jump around thestadium.
Oh, I mean, it's out.
It's gone in the city.
Yeah, it's taking over.
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Eagle could probably get away,but you can train a bird, train
a bird, birds.
Go birds.
Go birds.
You could definitely train aneagle.
I'm pretty sure that's a thingwhere they train eagles.
Falcons.
That's a very trainable bird.
But they're not the Falcons.
Seahawks.
You can probably train aSeahawk.
A ram.
Why is there not a ram beingparaded?
Why do we not have a real ram?
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Where are the real mascots?
We want the real thing there.
The Redskins.
No, don't parade around that.
Didn't they change their nameto the commanders?
Yeah.
They're the commanders now.
Yeah.
Unless, what would a commanderlook like?
I don't know.
. I wanted a really good joke,but I just didn't have one
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commander.
I don't know.
Tough.
They're probably not wearingunderwear though.
Whoa.
Commando commanders Go commando.
I think so.
That's, yeah.
Yeah.
That's math.
That's math.
That's math.
I like it.
Think bang, boom.
Alright.
Alright.
That's a show that, that'sall the topics, that's all.
Okay.
That's 30 minutes.
Wait, I, I just love football.
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You're such a piece of shit.
You didn't want to do thistopic.
I didn't.
You tried to fucking quit onit like three times, switch
it over.
One, you don't even come upwith the topics.
You just listen and go, Mmm,no, no, no, yes.
And I was like, this is goingto be a good one.
I, we can talk about it a lot.
We've watched football all thetime and you're like, Oh, I
don't think we're going to beable to do it.
(27:45):
I don't think I know anythingabout football.
30 minutes are cutting offpoint.
And you're going, well, give memore.
It's always more to say aboutfootball.
What would your hike next topic?
What would your hike like thingbe?
Would you go, huh, huh, huh,blue 42 Omaha.
No.
Don't they have to say the playsisn't that what they say?
(28:07):
They're switching routes andchanging things.
Yeah.
They're doing audibles andstuff.
So they're like, Oh, they'recalling audibles.
Yeah.
So I don't know what it wouldchange.
Oh, you get to name them.
And they usually change namesevery game.
Would you have a theme to youraudible calls?
Definitely.
Oh, flowers, flowers, Daisy,Daisy, Rose, 72.
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What would yours be?.
That's a good one.
It's got to be yellable.
Yeah.
Flowers is actually a prettygood one.
Honestly.
You can go so many.
I think I'd go ice cream.
Mint chip, vanilla.
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You sound like a 12 yearold boy.
I am.
Look at me.
It's giving 12. Do you haveanything else?
Why don't you throw somethingout?
Give us a talk.
Next topic.
(29:10):
That's it.
That's the show.
We did everything.
Actually.
Yeah.
Next topic.
Okay.
Next topic.
Who's your favorite player rightnow?
That's a good topic.
I know I had that one writtendown and I cut it off.
Oh, well obviously I'm theexecutive producer on this.
Who's my favorite player rightnow?
Who's my favorite footballplayer right now?
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Yeah.
Um, mine's Jalen hurts, butthat's obvious.
I mean, go birds, go birds, gobirds.
I like the quarterback to thebills a lot.
I can't tell you his name rightnow because I'm not that good at
fanning.
Yeah, we're not great fans.
Jalen hurts has been thequarterback for the birds for a
long time now.
Long time.
(29:51):
Yeah.
The Buffalo's got billsquarterback.
Are you a big bills fan rightnow?
Seems like it.
They're on a heat streak.
They're doing good.
All right.
Yeah.
Bandwagoner.
Bandwagoner.
All right.
Well, now that can actuallybe the episode.
My uncle was a fan of the Bills.
I'll have you know.
Wow.
Pour one out for him.
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In my mouth?
Yeah.
Here we go.
I wish.
I wish.
Now I'm craving beer.
Yeah.
We're going to crack a cold oneafter this.
Crack a cold one.
Crack a cold one.
All right.
Um, now next topic.
Okay.
Favorite football drinks.
Cause you won't have the classicbeer.
What's your favorite footballdrink?
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Tequila shots.
You can't say that every time Iask you what your favorite drink
is.
When you have a favorite, youhave a favorite.
Wow.
What about a margarita?
I could do a margarita.
I like a margarita.
I drink beer at football games.
What are you talking about?
You drink anything.
I'm like a really cool girl.
(30:53):
You're a booze bag, yeah.
You're just one of those coolgirls.
I'm just one of those cool,chill girls.
Alright.
What's your favorite footballdrink?
Mmm, tequila shot?
You can't just say what I said.
Uh, I'll do a beer.
I like beer.
Light beer.
Easy to drink.
Drink a lot.
Drink a lot.
Pee a lot.
Drink a lot.
Yeah.
Come back.
Keep it going.
Rally.
Yep.
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Pushups.
Oh, that made me sick.
That was gross.
All right.
That's our show.
All right.
Sign us out.
Well, that was our showeveryone.
Thanks for listening to thefootball episode.
I'll see you in the next one.
We'll see if he makes it tothe next one.
Drop a comment, like subscribeand let us know what you want
to hear us talk about next week.
(31:34):
Nobody has and nobody will,but we would appreciate it.
Some input.
Y'all dead to us.
Or, or leave a hate comment,honestly.
Hate us.
We hate us.
True.
You should too.
Bye.
Welcome to another episodeof the Demon Babie podcast.
I'm Demon of Hollywood and I'msitting here with the tailgate
tease herself, Blond Babie.
And today it's going to be afootball episode.
Football, football, football.
Sunday.
Wait, what day is we come out?
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
Doesn't come out on Sunday.
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Tuesday.
No.
What day is it?
Friday, Friday, Friday, Fridaynight.
Lights blowing it.
Today's the football episode.
Sit back, relax, and listen.
And, uh, go birds! First topic.
(00:46):
Why?
Pause.
Oh, okay.
How's your day?
Daily update.
Oh, daily update.
Good.
I didn't have any drama with theconstruction workers.
Okay.
So that was good.
They've been quiet lately.
They're keeping to themselves.
Maybe they heard the podcast.
Maybe they heard I was gossipingabout them.
Yeah.
So my day was pretty good.
Just ran around town all day.
(01:07):
Glad to be home now.
How's your day?
My day was good.
Yeah.
And it was skateboard and I'mdoing a skate challenge.
What's your skate challenge?
Every day for 30 days.
Every day.
What?
Skateboarding.
What, what do you have to do?
For 30 days.
Skateboard.
Well, every day.
Yeah.
One flip, one slide, one grind.
Nice.
Yeah.
Should be the skateboard.
How'd it go today?
Good.
Mellow.
(01:28):
Easy.
Well, I was very dehydrated.
So besides that.
You, I feel like you're usuallydehydrated.
Like that's your, as yourun dry.
You should drink more water.
Mmm.
I'll think about it.
Like take a note.
Mmm.
Maybe.
Okay.
Hit me.
All right.
Now, first topic.
(01:48):
Tailgates.
Tailgates are so much fun.
So you're yay, not nay.
I'm huge yay.
I love tailgates.
I think they're awesome.
What do you think of tailgates?
I love tailgating.
Tailgating's probably 50 percentof the game for me.
I was going to say 70.
Well, you're an alcoholic,so, you know, we've got to play
by your rules.
I only know so many rules of thegame, but I also went to USC and
(02:10):
I miss tailgating at USC.
You can still do that.
It's a little, It's a littledifferent.
It's a little different.
When I live there, we justwalked around, got drunk, got
drunk.
I mean, why are we supposedto not get drunk?
Well, when you're in college,you're going to get shit faced
and USC is a great school totailgate at.
That's true.
It was so much fun.
I miss it.
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That's like one thing I reallymiss about being in college.
Do you know what team is best attailgating?
Probably Alabama.
Ooh.
College wise?
Probably.
Roll Tide.
Those kids probably go nuts.
Yeah.
They probably go pretty crazy.
I imagine.
But you want to go professional?
Probably the birds.
No.
(02:51):
Oh, did you look this up?
Oh, I have notes.
Yeah.
All right.
Tell me who's the bestprofessional football tailgate.
The Buffalo Bills, the Billsmafia, the Buffalo Bills mafia.
The Bills have a mafia?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
New York.
News to me.
Buffalo, New York.
Are they upstate?
Yeah.
In Buffalo.
Believe it or not.
Believe it or not.
(03:11):
Believe it or not.
Believe it.
Their go to move.
Do you know this?
No.
Table smashing.
Like, like how do I do it?
Like you're jumping off theback of a van, shoulder.
Like a wrestling move.
Yeah.
Folding table.
Yeah.
Fun.
I know.
I think it's on my bucket list.
No, I don't think you shoulddo that.
(03:32):
Why?
I feel like you would hurtyourself.
Fuck you.
You've broken your head before.
I don't.
Break it again if I want to.
Knock on wood.
That's crazy.
How dare you say I can't break aBuffalo Bills table?
I didn't say you can't.
I said you shouldn't.
No, you said don't.
Don't.
It's not hot.
(03:53):
I'm going to break this table.
I'm not doing it for you.
Who are we doing it for then?
It's not me.
Me.
Something.
Sometimes I have to look out formyself.
That's not looking out for you.
Sometimes they'd light thetables on fire.
That's pretty fun too.
Do they like light a lot ofshit on fire?
I'm not sure how much shitgets lit on fire, but I know
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tables sometimes get liton fire.
Fun.
You can do that.
It's better than doing a mustardand ketchup shower.
Where they just cover you inmustard and ketchup.
What the?
Who does that?
That's in the Bill's camp still.
That's gross.
That's what I'm not signingup for.
I'll break a table.
I'll bring a table and break thetable.
All right.
Next topic.
No.
Oh.
No.
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Calm down.
We got more.
We got the Cleveland Browns.
They call themselves the DogPound.
All right, fine.
Next team.
Next team.
Dog pound.
The fans wear full dog costumesand bark all game.
Really?
That's what it says.
What dog do they dress up as?
A brown dog, I imagine.
I don't know if it gets specificon the breed.
So I don't know what kind ofpuppy play they're into.
(04:55):
Yeah.
What kind of furries are showingup to this?
Can you be any kind of furry?
All I'm learning is theCleveland Browns is a furry
community.
I never didn't really knowCleveland had a team.
And they're called the Browns.
Not really a good name.
No.
Yeah.
Uh, then there's a Green BayPackers, Cheesehead, that's
about it.
Uh, the Raiders, do you knowwhat their group's called?
(05:17):
What?
Black Hole.
And they all dress mad.
Wait, I thought we were talkingabout tailgating.
Now you're just talking aboutteam names.
No, this isn't the team names.
This is the fan name.
Fan names.
Like the Buffalo Bills Mafia.
Got it.
Cleveland Browns, Dog Pound,Cheese Heads, The Raiders, Black
Hole.
That's a good name.
Black Hole, yeah.
Black out at the Black Hole.
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Mmm.
I bet there's a lot of blackingout.
I bet there's a lot of Modelloshappening too.
It's Modello time with them, forsure.
It's Modello time.
The Raiders, it's always Modellotime.
Yeah.
Mm hmm.
And they do, you know, all thespikes and like Mad Max stuff.
It's very BDSM y. I like it.
They're kinky.
Mm hmm.
The Kansas City Chiefs, theyjust call it Barbecue Wars and
(05:58):
that's just as They callthemselves as fans, the Barbecue
Wars.
They just say they do BarbecueWars at the Kansas City Chiefs.
At their tailgates, they doBarbecue Wars.
Yeah, that's They don't callthemselves anything.
Like you're not breaking anytables.
All your tables are intact.
Yeah, they're like really lamefans.
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Look at the team.
They're not like exciting.
They're gonna just be like,oh, we barbecue.
Okay.
And then there's Ole Miss, theGrove, the college team.
Uh, they do bougie, southerntailgate.
So they do like chandeliers,fine china, bartenders and
tents.
I kind of respect that.
Oh yeah, that's very, you'rebougie.
Lifestyle, whatever, LSU,they do Cajun, Gumbalaya, Gumbo,
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Crawfish, Boils.
That's so Southern.
That's so Southern.
That's so Southern.
Crawfish, Boils.
I've never had Crawfish.
Uh.
Have you?
I don't know.
Crawfish?
I've had Crawfish once.
Where you like suck the headsout?
Yeah.
When?
Not with you.
All right.
I don't believe you.
Eagles fans, climbing poles,flipping cars.
That's more celebration after.
That's more aftermath.
(07:05):
Yeah, that's aftermath.
That's more aftermath.
I thought we were talking abouttailgates.
They say Jet fans fight in theparking lot and do beer showers,
which I like that it's likealmost predetermined, like Jet
fans, they're going to fightin the parking lot.
Wait, that's fun.
And then the last one is Cowboysfans, giant luxury tailgates
with RVs that look like mininightclubs.
(07:26):
I don't know if I like that.
I don't think that's even true.
That's like swinger vibefeeling.
They probably are.
It's a little P Diddy, a littlebaby oil.
We call these the baby oil.
Tell me I'm wrong.
What do they have in those RVs?
I like a shot ski at a tailgatethough.
A shot ski at a tailgate is sofun.
It makes the most sense at atailgate.
(07:47):
Yeah.
Or snow lounge, obviously a snowlounge, but at a tailgate
because it's a group communitything.
I like when we bring a table,not we as if we're the ones
setting up the tailgate.
When people bring a tableand have like beer pong set
up and games, you know, peoplereally need to start playing
baseball at tailgates.
Yeah, we really need to playbaseball at football tailgates.
(08:08):
That's a fun one.
Cause it's a team sport and it'sbaseball is a drinking beer
racing game that not many peopleknow about, but should know
about cause it is so muchfun and everyone gets fucked up.
We should really be on theboard, the ambassador board for
baseball.
I am.
I am telling everyone, if youdon't know how to play baseball,
And I don't mean the actualsport.
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I mean the drinking game.
What an ambassador.
Now everyone knows.
Thank you.
Okay.
Next topic.
NFL versus college.
I like to go to a college game.
I like to watch NFL on TV.
Okay.
I think that's a pretty fairtake.
Yeah.
I would agree with that take ingeneral.
I think college games aresillier in spirit, which is why
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they're more fun to go to.
People, including the players,take professional really
seriously.
Well, it's a lot of money.
Yeah.
Well, it's not my money.
Why should I take it seriously?
There you go.
But I think it's a lot of moneyto go to the games too.
So there's pretty expensive.
Yeah.
But like going to a college gameis way cheaper than going to a
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professional game.
That's true.
We've never been to aprofessional game for a reason.
We're poor.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Support the podcast.
Subscribe so we can go to aprofessional game.
Like, subscribe, comment.
I want to go see the birds! Uh,what's your favorite USC
football memory?
Next topic.
My favorite USC football memoryis there was one game we
(09:37):
went to, um, I wouldn't throwany names down.
I'm not.
Okay.
Well, I'm going to say we wentwith your sister and her husband
and one of my roommates and shewas a massive lightweight.
Yeah.
And so we go to this tailgateand we are just getting shit
(09:57):
faced drinking champs.
And which is vodka andchampagne.
We've talked about it.
We've talked about it herebefore we were drinking champs
and we lived at a buildingcalled the Lorenzo, which is
like a notorious buildingfor USC.
And she got so fucked up thatyou and your brother in law
had to take turns carryingher back to the apartment as she
(10:19):
was throwing up on your back andshoes.
And I'll never forget it.
It was so funny.
Definitely not the most funfor you guys, but as someone
who just got to be there and bedrunk and not really have
to take care of anyone, reallyfun.
Great story.
Right.
It's worth the story at theend of the day.
It's worth the story.
But like, truly best footballgame ever?
(10:42):
Sure.
Um, there was one game wewent to when I found out I was
going to get into the master'sprogram.
Same day we were going to thefootball game and that was
a good day and we got superfucked up and then we ended
up at the Taco Bell down thestreet with your sister.
Also, well, they always take usto the games.
We also don't buy the tickets.
We're poor.
We're poor.
(11:03):
Hello.
Um, I also didn't end upfinishing that master's, so who
cares about that?
But it was a good day.
We're still poor.
We're still poor.
So yeah.
What's your favorite tailgatememory?
I would agree with, I wouldsay I would, the first throwing
up.
Yeah.
That's my favorite.
Yeah.
It's just too, too memorableof a moment.
(11:24):
It was really fun.
And I giving it the number onespot.
Yeah.
You'll never forget that.
Uh, she does, but never, neverremembered.
Never, never remembered.
Next topic, stadium, food, best,worst.
What's your go to food in thestadium?
Popcorn.
(11:44):
Okay.
You?
What's the worst?
Everything else.
Okay.
I don't really eat in a stadium.
You don't really eat.
I eat the hot dogs outside thestadium.
I'm going hot dog in the stadiumstill.
Probably the best option asidefrom popcorn.
I'm going popcorn is the worst.
Wrong.
I'd rather do like cotton candy.
No, I'd rather do pretzel.
(12:06):
Oh, pretzel.
So good.
No, you're crazy.
We don't have the same tastebuds.
No, it's amazing.
We get, we eat dinner togetherevery night.
I'm shocking.
Shocking.
Next topic.
Tom Brady, hot or not?
Not.
Not hot.
No.
He's got a weird head.
I feel like it's just scrunchedin a little.
Yeah.
He's got a big forehead.
Maybe that's what it is.
(12:28):
All that brain, maybe he needsspace.
Yeah.
No, I'm not saying he's bad.
I'm just saying.
Good body.
Neck down.
Okay.
Bod.
Uh, the kid kiss.
It's so fucking odd.
Why does he kiss his kids on thelips?
Why does he demand a bigger one?
Yeah, that was, that was odd.
The double down.
(12:48):
Yeah.
On camera.
Weird.
He's a weird guy.
He's gotta be a weird guy.
He's gotta be a tough hang.
I mean, Giselle left him for areason.
She's hot.
Giselle, hot or not?
Hot.
Hot, hot.
High, hot.
Face.
Face.
Top to bottom hot.
All the way.
All the way.
Head to toe.
What about you?
Tom Brady hot or not?
(13:09):
I'll give it to him.
You judge a man's hotnessoff, not just his looks, off his
money and his success and hisconfidence.
Yeah.
That's going to go hot.
All right.
His kid kissing.
I'll take one hot point away.
Okay.
That's not cool.
All right.
No, it's not.
Freaking weird.
Next topic.
Freaking weird.
Freaking weird.
(13:29):
That's freaking weird, man.
Speaking of freaking weird, BillBelichick's girlfriend, they
are, they have a 49 yearage gap.
How old is she again?
24.
Wow.
He's in his seventies.
That's so fucked.
Hot or not?
Not.
He's got money.
(13:50):
His money makes them hot.
Is she pregnant?
I don't know.
No, I don't think so.
You sure?
I'm pretty sure.
Oh no, she's not pregnant, but Iheard she's like making all
of his financial decisions rightnow.
I think she's in charge of itall.
Yeah.
But she apparently has likegrown his real estate portfolio
like threefold.
And put a bunch of shit in hername.
Well, yeah, I mean, why wouldn'tyou?
(14:10):
I'm going to say she's a smartgirl.
They're not married, so she'sgot to put stuff in her name.
Yeah, I'm sure she'll lose it.
I'm sure he's just I heard hisfamily hates her.
He probably hates his family.
Yeah, probably true.
Um, yeah.
What do you think?
Hot or not?
For him, hot.
For her, not.
No.
I mean, let's be honest.
Let's be honest.
It doesn't, it's Doesn'tget much for him.
(14:31):
I'm sure he's very stoked.
Well, give him three more years.
He'll get the next 23 year old.
No, I don't think he'll findanother.
He'll die.
Yeah.
I think that's going to be thelast of it for him.
How long do you think they'll betogether before she moves out
until he's out?
So 10 years, she'll be 33realistic, probably five, but
(14:51):
let's say that long, 34.
Let's say he lives 10.
Okay, let's say he lives in 34.
34.
She's a multi millionaire andhe's not there mentally.
And a model.
She's fine.
She's fine.
She's so set.
Yeah.
Good for her.
Good for her.
Next topic.
What position would you playif you played football?
(15:11):
Cheerleader?
No, come on.
Um.
You know the positions.
Don't act like you don't.
Wide receiver.
Wide receiver?
Yeah.
Hmm.
That's what I would play aswell.
But you, I think you'd be betterat it than me.
Well, I used to play.
Well, yeah.
And that was my position.
And that was your position.
I would hope I would have alittle more clout than you
on the field, but I'm prettyfast right now.
(15:32):
I could smoke you in a race.
Let's do a foot race.
I will.
I will absolutely do a foot racewith you tomorrow.
Okay.
But can we like somehow.
No, make it cause you're alsosix inches taller than me.
So if we're on the field atthe same time, Oh my God, maybe
I'm a kicker.
That's the position.
(15:53):
I would never want to be akicker.
Cause it's so pivotal.
It's so pivotal.
And you're never really thatloved.
No.
Cause you're going to miss.
And even if you make it,they go, Whoa, good job.
MVP goes to the quarterback.
Yeah.
Very rarely the wide receiver.
Sometimes the running back,never the kicker.
You're never getting MVP.
(16:14):
Even though you made a lot ofpoints.
Even though you could havemade the majority of the points.
I wonder if a kicker has everbeen MVP.
That's something we couldlook up.
Yeah.
But we're not here doingresearch.
This is not a R and D podcast.
Sorry.
Hit me.
Next topic.
The LFL lingerie footballleague.
Would you ever play?
(16:36):
Would I get paid?
Oh, probably.
Yeah.
What would the pay have to be?
I have a friend who's sister.
I don't know.
I'm poor.
So.
Oh, you're poor.
Probably not.
Probably pretty cheap.
Um, what would your yearlysalary have to be for you to
play football, tackle footballin bra and like booty shorts,
basically.
Bra and booty shorts,professional football.
(16:57):
Yeah.
200 K.
200 K.
A year?
Yeah.
I don't think they're gettingthat.
Oh really?
I think it's like 70 to aroundthat number, which is not enough
for a game.
No.
For a fun game.
A lot of people don't make thatmoney.
Where am I?
Where, where do I live?
You can live here.
(17:18):
No, then it's not enough.
You need to make a lot of money.
Where do you want to live then?
Well, let's say I'm living inAustin, Texas where it's cheap.
Okay.
Okay.
Then I could take 70k.
Then you would do it.
Maybe.
I mean, you're an athlete.
All you do is work out all day.
That's true.
I'm telling you, you probablyget a lot of followers.
(17:38):
Okay.
You could definitely positionit into more money.
Maybe, maybe I'd do it for ahundred K.
No, you still get the 70 Kcontract.
You have to do the footwork.
Otherwise I'm negotiating.
Are you wide receiver?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Short though.
Maybe running back.
I'm fast.
What's a running back do?
You're like behind thequarterback or next to the
quarterback and then he handsyou the ball and you run through
(17:59):
the center.
You think I can make it throughthe lineup?
A bunch of women in lingerie?
You might be just fine.
Maybe.
Maybe.
If you put a hot one in thetouchdown zone, you'll get
there.
Stupid.
Hit me.
Next topic.
Who has the best cheerleaders?
(18:21):
Dallas has the bestcheerleaders, obviously.
I don't like their outfit.
Whatever.
They're the best dancers.
They're some of the best dancersin the country.
Would I try out if I never had acareer in cheerleading?
Yeah.
If I never quit.
Yeah.
I regret quitting sometimescause I probably should have
(18:43):
just done that.
They didn't make much.
Now they will.
Now they all get like hugesocial media followings from it.
So just cause they didn't makemuch from that doesn't mean they
couldn't.
So yeah, I regret not stickingwith it.
Okay, so now you're upset.
You're not a Dallas Cowboyscheerleader.
Yeah.
Okay.
Maybe a Rams cheerleader.
I could probably swing that oneOkay, I danced for a year.
(19:05):
I'd probably get back into it.
I'm glad you're not acheerleader though Why?
Because the boyfriends andhusbands of the cheerleaders
seem so cuckish.
They are.
You know, they are.
They all seem that way Nooffense But from what I've seen
from that show, yeah, they'reall like a little cheer.
Those guys are like, it'sgo, you go to them on ladies.
I'll watch you do that withthem.
(19:27):
They might be their kink though.
Hey, we don't kink shame.
That's what I'm just saying.
I don't want you to be.
I will be trying out next year.
You will not.
Next topic.
Next fight or next topic.
Next topic.
All right.
You want to fight?
This will be a fight.
(19:47):
All right.
Next topic.
This is a good one.
Okay.
Alix Earle versus Taylor Swift.
Who's the better footballgirlfriend?
I'm going to say, I'm goingto let you go first.
No, no, no, no, no.
I want you to go first.
I might say Taylor Swift.
(20:08):
I'm going to go Alix Earle.
Because Taylor Swift just likeshows up and leaves.
And I feel like it's still moreabout Travis where I feel like
Alix, it's more about Alix.
I feel like, but I thinkgirlfriend wise.
Alix is more obsessed with herboyfriend.
So like better girlfriend, Alix.
(20:31):
I think Alix helped BraxtonBraxton's career.
I think he makes more moneybecause of her.
I don't think Kelsey makes moremoney because you're wrong.
Swift.
He definitely makes more money.
Well, he was already makinga fuck ton of money.
Cause he's like the best.
He's a wide receiver.
What is he?
(20:51):
Uh, I think he's a fullbackcornerback.
I don't know.
He's not the quarterback.
He's on the Chiefs.
Cornner.
Cornner, Cornner.
Um, well, he's already the bestat what he does, so he's pretty
high up there.
But she took their viewershipthrough the roof, apparently.
They both did.
Well, yeah.
I mean, Taylor Swift definitelybrought a huge audience.
I mean, Braxton got tradedoff the Dolphins, so.
(21:12):
So maybe, I don't know who orwhere he even is.
Exactly.
Uh, Hit me.
Next topic.
Who can throw a ball farther?
Taylor Swift or Alix Earle.
Who can throw a ball farther?
Taylor Swift or Alix EarleTaylor Swift.
You think?
Yeah.
She's taller.
She seems a little stronger.
Alix Earle's like five pounds.
They're both like five pounds,but Taylor Swift is taller.
Alix Earle's short.
(21:32):
I bet Taylor Swift becauseshe has to do all the dancing
routines and that's got it.
That's a workout in itself.
Yeah, exactly.
I just can't see her throwinga ball where I could see Alix
being like, yeah, I can see thattoo.
Yeah.
I'm going to go Alix.
I think Alix can throw a ballfarther.
All right.
I'll go Alix as well.
I could see that.
Okay.
Agree with me.
(21:53):
Well, I didn't on the last one.
Hit me.
Next topic.
Celebrity cameos at games.
Does it bother you?
Do you care?
Do you like it?
I don't care.
I mean, I like it.
You like it?
Yeah.
Like seeing who's at the game?
What are they wearing?
Ooh, what are they wearing?
What are, what did they show up?
What are they wearing?
Did they show up?
Do they care today?
Well, do they care to watch agame or are they there for the
fashion show?
Both.
Fashion?
Both.
(22:13):
Tell me.
Fashion show.
It's always a fashion show.
Yeah.
Whether you want it to beor not.
It's always a fashion show.
Look at the way those footballplayers walk into the stadium.
Oh, they get so dressed up.
Now hit me next topic, thefashion show before they
show up.
I love it.
It's great.
It's so crazy.
I love how rich having that muchpublicity and not showing
(22:34):
up in a fucking bang out.
Outfit cool outfit.
It's crazy.
Cause I feel like when theydon't, they're like making
the same statement as peoplethat do, they're like, Oh, I
don't care.
I play football.
Yeah.
I mean, that's true.
It's the same amount of astatement as it is for the
people.
No matter what, it's almostimpossible not to make a
statement when you have thatmuch money and people watching
(22:54):
you, which is interesting.
Everything you do is astatement.
It just depends.
Yeah.
You're under a microscope.
Yeah.
I feel like I'd like that.
You would.
Yeah.
But you're an attention whore.
I am an attention whore.
I am too.
We have a podcast.
We are doing this.
Yeah.
We look at us.
I'm in a dolphin's jersey.
I don't even like the dolphins.
You don't even know where theyare.
Don't.
(23:15):
What city are they in?
Miami.
There you go.
And you have makeup on, so.
I have makeup on.
I'm an attention whore.
Whore! Whores! Four for whores.
That's King's cup.
Wrong game.
That made me thirsty.
I know you're just saying that.
I was like, let's get a beer.
Let's get crazy.
I got makeup on.
Let's go out.
(23:35):
Let's go out.
Let's go.
Is there a game tonight?
Let's go There's not a gametonight, but there's a game
tomorrow night.
Damn.
We fucked that up.
That would have been a funpregame No We don't turn it off.
We wouldn't we never would havefilmed.
No, we wouldn't have wouldn't ofnext topic Uh, best team slash
(23:56):
mascot, which one's yourfavorite?
Bulldog.
Bulldog.
I think so too.
I think it's the most football.
It's the best one.
It sounds like football.
It feels like football.
We gotta root for the Bulldogs.
We're going to go down to theBulldogs.
We're rooting for the Bulldogs.
Yeah.
I like the Bulldog mascot.
It's Georgia, right?
Georgia Bulldogs.
(24:18):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now that you said it like, wait,hit me with that again.
Georgia Bulldogs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Turn the reverb off.
My favorite thing is one of theneighbor's dads was from Georgia
and um, I was walking ourBulldog and I didn't really
realize he was talking to me.
Cause why would he talk to me?
And he's like, Uh, you bigGeorge Bulldog fan.
And I was like, me?
And he's like, yeah, you got aBulldog.
(24:38):
I'm like, you know it, youknow it.
You know, I could become aBulldog fan just off the name
alone.
Yeah.
What Alabama's Roll Tide.
I don't know what their mascotis though.
I don't know what their mascotis either.
Roll Tide's a great saying.
Roll Tide, say it, Roll Tide,no, come on, no, I can't do that
(24:59):
one, Raspier, Roll Tide, no,roll, you gotta go Roll Tide, I
can't do that, Roll Tide, I likefight on for USC, that's a good
one too, fight on, it's good formy tone of voice too, yeah,
I like how you say it like aJapanese, uh, anime girl, fight
on, whoa, and then likesparkles, like, yeah.
And I like that we do this.
(25:19):
Yeah, that's fruity.
I like, yeah, there you go.
If you didn't know it, at USCgames.
They all do this bunny rabbits.
It's really cute.
Uh, that's the show.
I think, Oh wait, but I alsolike the USC mascot that we're a
Trojan.
Cause it's a condom?
No.
Cause they literally have a guyriding on a horse at every game.
It's so iconic.
(25:40):
Did you know that?
No.
Yeah.
I've been to the game.
It's not that iconic.
It's so exciting.
What are you talking about?
It's so much cooler that theybring a bulldog.
No, that is also cool.
I think the Eagles need toget an Eagle and like while
we're at it, Jaguars need toget a Jaguar.
Imagine they parade a Jaguar.
That'd be so crazy.
Dude, I'd be a Jaguars faninstantly.
(26:01):
The Bears?
Get a bear, get a bear.
So the bears could get a bear.
If we're going with the mostmore dangerous ones, you could
probably get a bear.
You could probably get it loose.
That's tough.
The Jaguar would be just astough.
That thing could jump around thestadium.
Oh, I mean, it's out.
It's gone in the city.
Yeah, it's taking over.
(26:23):
Eagle could probably get away,but you can train a bird, train
a bird, birds.
Go birds.
Go birds.
You could definitely train aneagle.
I'm pretty sure that's a thingwhere they train eagles.
Falcons.
That's a very trainable bird.
But they're not the Falcons.
Seahawks.
You can probably train aSeahawk.
A ram.
Why is there not a ram beingparaded?
Why do we not have a real ram?
(26:43):
Where are the real mascots?
We want the real thing there.
The Redskins.
No, don't parade around that.
Didn't they change their nameto the commanders?
Yeah.
They're the commanders now.
Yeah.
Unless, what would a commanderlook like?
I don't know.
. I wanted a really good joke,but I just didn't have one
(27:04):
commander.
I don't know.
Tough.
They're probably not wearingunderwear though.
Whoa.
Commando commanders Go commando.
I think so.
That's, yeah.
Yeah.
That's math.
That's math.
That's math.
I like it.
Think bang, boom.
Alright.
Alright.
That's a show that, that'sall the topics, that's all.
Okay.
That's 30 minutes.
Wait, I, I just love football.
(27:25):
You're such a piece of shit.
You didn't want to do thistopic.
I didn't.
You tried to fucking quit onit like three times, switch
it over.
One, you don't even come upwith the topics.
You just listen and go, Mmm,no, no, no, yes.
And I was like, this is goingto be a good one.
I, we can talk about it a lot.
We've watched football all thetime and you're like, Oh, I
don't think we're going to beable to do it.
(27:45):
I don't think I know anythingabout football.
30 minutes are cutting offpoint.
And you're going, well, give memore.
It's always more to say aboutfootball.
What would your hike next topic?
What would your hike like thingbe?
Would you go, huh, huh, huh,blue 42 Omaha.
No.
Don't they have to say the playsisn't that what they say?
(28:07):
They're switching routes andchanging things.
Yeah.
They're doing audibles andstuff.
So they're like, Oh, they'recalling audibles.
Yeah.
So I don't know what it wouldchange.
Oh, you get to name them.
And they usually change namesevery game.
Would you have a theme to youraudible calls?
Definitely.
Oh, flowers, flowers, Daisy,Daisy, Rose, 72.
(28:28):
What would yours be?.
That's a good one.
It's got to be yellable.
Yeah.
Flowers is actually a prettygood one.
Honestly.
You can go so many.
I think I'd go ice cream.
Mint chip, vanilla.
(28:49):
You sound like a 12 yearold boy.
I am.
Look at me.
It's giving 12. Do you haveanything else?
Why don't you throw somethingout?
Give us a talk.
Next topic.
(29:10):
That's it.
That's the show.
We did everything.
Actually.
Yeah.
Next topic.
Okay.
Next topic.
Who's your favorite player rightnow?
That's a good topic.
I know I had that one writtendown and I cut it off.
Oh, well obviously I'm theexecutive producer on this.
Who's my favorite player rightnow?
Who's my favorite footballplayer right now?
(29:30):
Yeah.
Um, mine's Jalen hurts, butthat's obvious.
I mean, go birds, go birds, gobirds.
I like the quarterback to thebills a lot.
I can't tell you his name rightnow because I'm not that good at
fanning.
Yeah, we're not great fans.
Jalen hurts has been thequarterback for the birds for a
long time now.
Long time.
(29:51):
Yeah.
The Buffalo's got billsquarterback.
Are you a big bills fan rightnow?
Seems like it.
They're on a heat streak.
They're doing good.
All right.
Yeah.
Bandwagoner.
Bandwagoner.
All right.
Well, now that can actuallybe the episode.
My uncle was a fan of the Bills.
I'll have you know.
Wow.
Pour one out for him.
(30:12):
In my mouth?
Yeah.
Here we go.
I wish.
I wish.
Now I'm craving beer.
Yeah.
We're going to crack a cold oneafter this.
Crack a cold one.
Crack a cold one.
All right.
Um, now next topic.
Okay.
Favorite football drinks.
Cause you won't have the classicbeer.
What's your favorite footballdrink?
(30:33):
Tequila shots.
You can't say that every time Iask you what your favorite drink
is.
When you have a favorite, youhave a favorite.
Wow.
What about a margarita?
I could do a margarita.
I like a margarita.
I drink beer at football games.
What are you talking about?
You drink anything.
I'm like a really cool girl.
(30:53):
You're a booze bag, yeah.
You're just one of those coolgirls.
I'm just one of those cool,chill girls.
Alright.
What's your favorite footballdrink?
Mmm, tequila shot?
You can't just say what I said.
Uh, I'll do a beer.
I like beer.
Light beer.
Easy to drink.
Drink a lot.
Drink a lot.
Pee a lot.
Drink a lot.
Yeah.
Come back.
Keep it going.
Rally.
Yep.
(31:14):
Pushups.
Oh, that made me sick.
That was gross.
All right.
That's our show.
All right.
Sign us out.
Well, that was our showeveryone.
Thanks for listening to thefootball episode.
I'll see you in the next one.
We'll see if he makes it tothe next one.
Drop a comment, like subscribeand let us know what you want
to hear us talk about next week.
(31:34):
Nobody has and nobody will,but we would appreciate it.
Some input.
Y'all dead to us.
Or, or leave a hate comment,honestly.
Hate us.
We hate us.
True.
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