Never Say Farewell - DesiQuest Episode 8 - DesiQuest

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hey, angelia, what are you doing?
What's going on?
Nothing.
What's in that script?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh um that is, you signed an NDA.
What An NDA.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
I can't tell you, or I'd have to kill you.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
But then you could like kill me and then cast Ray's
dead and then tell me anyway,right, that's no, I'm a druid.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
That joke doesn't even make sense.
Okay, fine, just please, please.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I mean I know it has something to do with this book.
It's so pretty like everyonegot a copy except for me.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Look, it's just kind of like an if-you-know-you-know
thing, I know.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, great.
Where is she even coming from?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Like I just don't want to spoil it for you.
It's going to be a really funsurprise.
Just go, You'll find out atintermission.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Fine, I'll wait.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Hey, where's my copy of Candela?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, right here, We'll see you all at
intermission.
In the meantime, enjoy thefinale of this Equest.
She's going to kill me.
Give it back.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Welcome to Thisy Quest Our adventures.
Oh gosh, where do I begin?
You look like a waste bin.
They came to Vihar, thecontinent we are on Reminder.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
What reminder.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Kitty party.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Kitty party.

Speaker 6 (01:20):
That's correct.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Kitty party yeah that's yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Oh, this is Priya's correct Kitty party.
Yeah, that's yeah, absolutely.
Oh, this is Priya's week.
We learned from Priya about herpast expeditions.
Oh, yes, I know about themountain.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
You know about Raktipa?
Oh yes, Did I say that right?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
And that there is a goddess who normally comes down
and that kind of ushers in aharvest festival.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
But she hasn't come down, and so the harvest
festival has been delayed.
You have a visitor to yourgroup, this Namir person.
Yes, he used his bone toacquire you all magical
invitations to go on an airship,and they make boats.
Now I don't have job anymore,okay, I don't have job anymore

(02:06):
Okay.
Now they hijacked the airshipwhich was supposed to go in a
different direction and foundthemselves in a jungle with
these two sisters.
They found themselves trappedinside the Crooked Sun Fort, but
the party is split.
They have traveling with them ayoung witch streamer.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I'm Natasha, natasha, everyone, this is Natasha.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Who cares?
She tried to befriend a ghostin order to make her videos
better, but this ghost turned onthe party and things went south
.
I don't get violent, I get even.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
We got out and we were met by a familiar face.
Our very good friend Priya wastraveling through and bringing
with her a new companion by thename of Nori.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
I must admit, when I first saw you I thought she has
a giant stick, stick up my ass.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Yes, that's quite a common phrase.
We started to talk with thesegoblin folk who showed up on
crazy phase spiders.
We tried to negotiate with himto give us some mounts, and he
did.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
You made it to Silgar , we did make it to Silgar With
all your limbs attached.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yes, as all of this was happening, we were about to
make our big plan and we foundout that there were nefarious
people working around in themarketplace, and so we
desperately attempted to thwartthese nefarious folk, but
unfortunately the ritual theritual that one of them was
casting as we had been hearingthe lamenting wails of Silselan

(03:42):
from atop the mountain, all of asudden that whale stopped.
I don't think there's much time.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
I think you must go to the summit.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
This is it, everybody .
This is the fight, thank you.

(05:15):
You know what I'm going to do.
I'm going to stand in between.
I want to be a meat shield, adecaying meat shield, for Mirka.
I'm going to stand in front ofhim.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Okay, you're actually placed there now.
Great, so it's perfect.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
So I'll stand exactly there and I stare daggers into
Rakan's eyes.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Okay, that's my turn.
Amazing Ash, you're up.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
What have we seen S Salon.
What actions have we seen herperform so far?
She's taken a turn, right or no?
No, she has not.
She's unconscious.
She's unconscious.
Okay, I want to inspect thepotion.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yes, upon inspecting it, you surmise it's the same
one that Mirka got and thatconsuming it would restore a
spell slot upon the rolling of ad4.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
In terms of the balance of power that's
happening right now are wefeeling like this is grave.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I mean, that does not look great.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Help her this can't get much lower.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
She'll, she'll, she'll.
We gotta save her.
Okay, you have to save her wegotta save her.

Speaker 7 (06:26):
Okay, you have to save her.
I say out loud Okay.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
So Ash sits to the ground again, taking palativa,
and he prays, he channels whathe's heard from his parents Om
Sanav Matu, om Sanav Matu, sanavMatu, and he casts Sanctuary on
Sosalani.

(06:51):
Okay, perfect, ah, um, wardingher against additional attacks.
Yes, I'm hoping that's gonna behelpful to her.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
It's got a range of 30 feet, so I think you can move
and potentially so it's 5, 10,15, 20, 25, 30, if you can get
here, Because what's yourmovement's 20?

Speaker 7 (07:16):
Yeah, my movement's 20.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
So you could go.
If you go past here you'dprovoke an op attack, so that's
also part of this problem.
So you'd have to move through afriendly creature space like
here.
So you'd have to go 5, 10, 15,20.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
That's not going to get me close, though, Okay.
Well then, I don't do that?

Speaker 7 (07:40):
Would you be willing to provoke an opportunity?
Attack in order to man.
Would you be willing to provokean opportunity?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
attack in order to you could get closer, but I
think you still wouldn't bewithin 30, because if you did 5,
10, 15, 20, and then you usedyour action to dash and you went
5, 10, 15, 20, then you coulddo it on your next turn.
If you wanted to telegraph forthe future, yeah, so you could

(08:06):
do it on your next turn If youwanted to telegraph for the
future?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Yeah, so you could do that.
Can I use my bonus action stillIf I dash?

Speaker 7 (08:10):
Yes, yes, if Sanctuary's a bonus action, then
that works.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Sanctuary's a bonus action.
Yes, so you can do that, butyou'll provoke an op attack.
But otherwise, having to moveone square this way or that way,
you'll be just out of range.
One square this way or that way, you'll be just out of range
Kind of worth it.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
I think it's not worth it.
If he dies, we're always doomed.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
I think of my son and call upon any strength that
being a dad can give me.
And I run, I run, me and I run,I run as fast as I can.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Five, 10, 15, 20.
It's going to roll at you tohit with its scimitar.
You got this Ash 21.
Mm-hmm, it's gonna hit and thenyou take 21.
It's gonna hit.
And then you take oh sorry, mything is magnetic and this

(09:12):
little cup keeps snapping ontoit.
Seven plus five, 13.
Slashing damage as, reachingback for its scimitar Rakan
twirls around effortlessly andslashes you.
Slashing damage as reachingback for its scimitar Rakan
twirls around effortlessly andslashes you as you run by, but
you do get to continue yourmovement.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I sure do, thanks to Namir.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
All right.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Thanks to my fellow countrymen, thank God.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
And you are in range to cast Sanctuary.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Om Sahanavamathu.
Let's go, I do it.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
I cast it.
You cast Sanctuary on Silsilani, meaning that the next
character to attack her has tomake a wisdom saving throw to
attack.
Wow, major Leduanti, you are upOkay.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
What Le Duanti you are up.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Okay, what, uh?
Would you like to invoke theboon?
I believe I would.
You have three open stamps.
You can trade them for threeYep.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
I would like to do that.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Yes, Auntie, thank you.
Wow, like to do that.
Yes, Andy thank you.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Wow, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Whoa, hey Didn't like that one.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
One always falls on the floor.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
You feel the cards warmth in your hand and for a
moment you hear a voice in yourhead that is unfamiliar to you,
and the voice just says I knowyou, Let me see what I can do.
And then fades.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
Okay, great.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
And then fades.
Okay, great, does that count aslike an action, or what does
that count as I?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
don't think we counted it as an action on
Sathara's turn, so we won'tcount it for yours, incredible.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
How far away am I from?

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Actually it's 10 feet .

Speaker 2 (11:19):
And who's?
Sorry if you've already saidthis the person in front of the
lake.
This person, yeah, this is theperson in front of the lake.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
This person yeah, this is the person that's been
channeling some type of negativeenergy flood towards Silsilani.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Okay, no, no one has touched that person.
No.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
My crocodile had started going away, but he
didn't Exactly.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
I think I will.
Again newfound energy, againthinking of my taken sister.
I turn to this person and Itaunt them with my chapel oh, oh
, so big and strong, huh, huh.
Okay, come here, see how bigand strong you are.

(12:00):
When I hit you across the faceand I hit them with the chapel,
oh, let's sharpshooter.
Okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
And you're blessed and I'm blessed.
So you take, I think, anegative five to the attack, but
you get to add 10 damage.
I think.
Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Negative five, but plus 10 to damage if you land
Less.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
And then plus the plus, so it's only negative one,
okay Well.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Right Depends on the die roll.
Depends on the die roll, yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Oh yeah, yeah Okay, do I do digital dice or real
dice?

Speaker 7 (12:28):
Go real.
Real dice always are better forme, okay.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Okay, I'm gonna need some help with math.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Okay, I got you.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (12:39):
So now the d4.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
That's cocked.
We don't think about that one.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
No, we don't think about it 16, but then minus 5.

Speaker 7 (12:47):
11.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
So 11.
The juffle flies wide and then,as though like a boomerang,
comes soaring back into yourhand, unable to make its mark.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
I know I'm like can I do it again?
Yes, you can, you're lucky, Iam stubborn.
Sharp-shooted again.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
Yeah, I sharp like can I do it again?
Yes, you can.
You're lucky, I am stubborn.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Yeah, I sharped you again, Not quite, not quite.
Oh Yay, stop it, stop it, stopit, okay, wow.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Yeah, go ahead and roll damage.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
So I'm helping you with that.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Technically, with your minus five there would be a
chance this wouldn't hit.
But you are blessed, Just plussix too, for a modifier.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yes, okay, okay, so I roll one D4 plus three on that,
but if it's a nat 20, does thathelp me?

Speaker 4 (13:38):
You add another D4, and then go ahead and also
double your sharpshooter damageNice.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
This is like a headshot.
I got that for you.
Thank you so much, so I amrolling a d4.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
The only non-Indian at the table is the one doing
the math.
We're failures.
How did we?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
fail.
I'm a nerd.
How did we fail so badly?

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Auntie's gonna be so mad about this.
2d4 plus three plus 20.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Ah, that's right, three plus three, so six, six
plus three Plus three.

Speaker 7 (14:07):
Plus three plus your rage, okay, nine, 11, plus 20,
31.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yes, andy, yo, the Chumple of Destiny.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
It's gonna make a wisdom.
Save this Chumple.
As it collides with thischanneler's face, you see it
crack the demonic horn on itshead with a resounding thunder.
Yeah, he looks at you bleedingfrom the mouth.

(14:42):
He got a 13 on the wisdom.
Save what's your save DC.

Speaker 7 (14:47):
Because you're a barbarian, so there's not even a
tab for that.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
It's versus your intimidation.
Oh, and it's just gonna be foryour taunt.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Okay, that's three plus five, eight Eight.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
You deal a grievous blow to this creature, like I
said, cracking its horn.
You see a little blood comingout of its mouth as the Chappal
makes contact and comesrebounding back to your hand,
and it has the reverse effect.
He wants to do everything butattack you.
You have successfullyintimidated him to the point

(15:25):
that, even though you'retaunting him, he is now cowering
in fear from you.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Oh, too scared to come next to your auntie.
Huh, yes, could you get abeating on the ass?
I cursed, I get one.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
And Sitara's screaming from the ground.
That's it, auntie.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
My bonus is um Ranged weapons, frenzy attack, frenzy
attack, but then with thechupple is the bonus action not,
yeah, I think you used yourbonus action to intimidate, to
see if I can intimidate.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Yeah, to see if you can intimidate.
Or provoke.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
That was a hell of an attack.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
That's a turn, though .

Speaker 4 (16:00):
That rolls, that rolls hard, mirka.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Emboldened by Auntie's flying chupple, it is
your turn.
You also get your healing atthis point oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
You get 1d6 healing at the top of your turn, At the
top right.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
So let's do that right now really quickly 1d6.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Plus, that's six, nice, that's six, it's 1d6, plus
something I still can't getover how beautiful notebook is.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Thank you, it's very sick.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
It's so good, it's twisted, it's hot, it's hard to
eat.

Speaker 6 (16:28):
I'm hearing conflicting reactions.
The split pages.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
It's disgusting, it's gorgeous.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
Someone's gonna buy that Just so you all know I have
little barn doors.
Someone buy this on a farm,Someone hire.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Omar for their TV show.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
This notebook reminds me of Pedro Pascal in all the
good ways.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
Like so good, it shouldn't be allowed this was
featured on one episode of Buffyin season four, the Freshman.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Um so All right, sick , Just like Pedro Pascal Sick.

Speaker 6 (16:56):
All right, amazing, okay, so I'm gonna fire
Whirlwind right now.
It will take an entire actionto try to remove myself from it.
Yes, Does that include a bonusaction?

Speaker 4 (17:09):
No, you will have your bonus action available to
you.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
You also have the healing spirit around you and it
will continue to heal you ifyou stay in that spot.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
I know it's not fun, but that's a good point, but you
also take D4 fire damage at thetop of your turn from the fire,
from being in the fire world.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
I'm gonna get D6 from you.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Well, it depends on how I roll.
So you take three.

Speaker 6 (17:30):
Right now.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Wow, but you heal.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
Roll a rollercoaster ride.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, yeah yeah, you just die Because it is like a
fire it is like an inferno thatyou are trapped in.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Okay, so get out.
Get out.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
There's folks blocking me, which is the only
reason I'm gonna try to get outof here.
If no one was blocking me, Iwould stay in and just attack
and attack, and attack.
But you are in front of me, Iam.
I wanna go around you so I canassist with this.
Okay, so I'm gonna try to leavethis storm.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Okay, give me a strength, save Okay.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
You're blessed.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
And I'm blessed, so this is gonna be an additional
d4.
Yeah, and I'm still using mypowered up suit, so it's gonna
be plus three.
Okay, that's nine plus three,12.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
12, and that's with the plus three from your suit.
Yeah, and the blessing.

Speaker 6 (18:27):
Yeah, so the defy roll is six.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
You are unable to get out of this whirlwind, as you
are buffeted by the flames butalso comforted by the small
healing spirit.
Both of you kind of likefinding almost a moment of calm
as the flames lick around you.

Speaker 6 (18:46):
I'm stuck here but I want to do some good, so I am
going to yell out to ButchaButcha, help.
And I would like for Butcha tofly over to our Spider-Auntie
and cast Spare the Dying throughme.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Aww, Butcha, savings please let's stabilize Spider
Auntie.
Butcha stabilizes Spider Auntie.
Well done.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
What a crazy sentence .

Speaker 3 (19:19):
You said that out loud.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
If you look at her, she literally has a dupatta and
bangles Amazing.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
That's so cool.
That's so cool, I'm going toshow it to you.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
I want to see it.
You deserve to see her.
You deserve to see her.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Aiyo, hello, hi guys.
Ah, amadi, amadi.
Ok, I'll wait for, you.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
I'll wait.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Sorry, sorry, the title will keep changing as we
keep going, spider-dd.
Thank you, thank you, spider-dd.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Oh my gosh, look at how sweet she is.
Namaste, namaste, namaste,chakya ma.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Oh, yeah, yeah, Okay okay, you're better now, because
Machine Baby has fixed youMachine Baby.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
No one, yeah Kutty.
Robot fixed you.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, ash, go get some ice water.

Speaker 6 (20:04):
Machine baby has fixed you.
Machine baby, good team robotfixed you.
Ash, go get some ice water,please.
Please, go over to thebrimstone lemonade for.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Ani, we are at the top of the round, but before, at
the end of your turn, it'sgoing to use its legendary
action.
Rakan is going to use itslegendary action Points at you,
invoking your guilt, and he saysbecause of people like you.

(20:33):
Do you realize what yourmodernization has done, what
it's left behind, what it'sdestroyed, what it's made
redundant as humanity's filthspills over the land?
Have you ever asked Bulwinderwhy his farm was taken from him?
Make a charisma saving throw.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
You're blessed too.
Yeah, yes, yes.

Speaker 7 (20:59):
That is coming in handy.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah, I didn't do it last time when I paid the price.

Speaker 6 (21:03):
Okay, supposed to thank you.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
That's very cute.
Did you use your left hand?

Speaker 6 (21:09):
No, this is rolling so badly that's going to be
seven total, oh man.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
As you ponder this, you don't think of your
creations, which haven't donemuch wrong, but you think of the
clay golems in the domain ofdread and you ponder whether or
not you've driven people awayfrom you with your creations or

(21:39):
tried to replace people withcreations.
You remember the hauntingvisage of your very own Bacha,
damning you and cursing you fornever being a real boy and
feeling that he'll never be ableto grow old or have love of his
own.
You are afflicted with theguilt condition, mm.

(22:00):
We will get back to what thatmeans in a moment.
I can't wait.
No, the guilt condition.
Wait, dude.
No.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
The guild condition.
Sitara, it is your turn.
Question if I have a spell thatis an action and I have a spell
that is a bonus action, may Icast both on the same turn?

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Yes, if one is a leveled spell and one is a
cantrip.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
That is not the case, okay?
So in that case, she splits herattention and with one hand she
reaches out toward the casterin the lake and she'll cast
Scorching Ray at third level.
It's 120 feet.

(22:41):
So he's within that range, thisone.
Yeah, I think so.
Let's see, it's 120 feet.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
So he's within that range.
This one yeah, I think so.
Let's see 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35.
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Plus seven is 18.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
An 18 hits.
Go ahead and roll your twoother hits 22.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Hit, miss.
So two of them hit for three.
Oh, when I cast this slot, Ithought of third level or higher
.
You create one additional rayfor each slot level, but put two
so I get another one right,yeah, 13?
, miss, Okay, first one.
Six plus six, 12 plus seven, 19.

(23:25):
19.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Second, as the scorching ray goes flying out.
It finishes off all of LeDouxauntie's work.
What Teamwork auntie.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Teamwork Okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
Chandler once and for all severely weakened.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
he had 40 hit points, Severely weakened by your
grievous jumble blow.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
The scorching ray is too much, he goes up in flames.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Amazing Idiot.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Then for my bonus action.
Great, I can't do anything withmy bonus action, but I am going
to come at-.
You get your beast and yourfire spirit, so my beast will
just attack Rakan again.
Okay, no, he doesn't hit.
And then Chotu is gonna.

(24:24):
It's just fun to see.

Speaker 7 (24:29):
This is a fireball spit.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Yes, okay, so 21.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
That's a hit.
Go ahead and roll damage.
Four the hairball collides withRakan, who lets out a
blood-curdling laugh and thenraises a hand.
Have Chotu make a dex save.
Oh no, chotu, my daughter Gonnause his legendary action.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Son of a bitch.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
He doesn't make it, no way 17 points of fire damage
as Chotu is engulfed in flameswith that hellish rebuke.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Hmm, even though he's flaming, he's engulfed in
flames.
Is he flame resistant, damageimmunity, fire.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
So he does not take the damage.
That was a misplay on my end.
I really wanted to kill thatlittle.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
I'm sure you did.
It's like a snake by a snake.
I mean.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
I know, you hate the druid right now, but don't hate
the player, hate the game.
It's not my fault, that's howthey make them.
I'm tired of it being in theinitiative track, yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Zero HP.
One HP is more.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Yeah, no, no, no, Okay.
So he reaches out a hand toHellish Rebuke.
Sees that this is so up, I'mgonna do it.
Channel your inner Brennan LeeMulligan.
Oh, Seeing that Chotu is immuneto fire, he looks at you and he
says that's okay.
I set your parents on fireevery day.

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It is Rakan's turn.
Oh, it is.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Rakan's turn.
Oh, it's been nice knowing youguys.
It's been nice knowing you.

Speaker 7 (26:11):
What is like beyond rage?

Speaker 3 (26:16):
I just hope someone has or something, because I
can't wink any bigger.

Speaker 7 (26:25):
Oh, can I say five words to Rakan while he is
taking action.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
You can do it on your turn, uh-oh.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I love you so much.
Sorry, I'm like.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
Pilate-ing is what you're doing.

Speaker 7 (26:40):
I'm like Plotting is what you're doing.
I'm plotting.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
She really hates me this episode, so take it down.
It's cool, it's cool.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
I don't like all the creatures in the initiative
track.
I mean, if I were an enemy onthis map, I'd hate everything
you've done to me.

Speaker 7 (26:58):
Yes, yes, maybe I am an enemy, we don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
No, that was the big.
You made us think you am anenemy.
We don't know.
No, that was the big, made usthink you were an enemy.
I don't know why they-.

Speaker 7 (27:08):
I mean, you know, not over yet.
Okay.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Just kidding.
I think I prayed at yourgoddamn feet when you turned
into Statue.
Come on, yeah, Be nice.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
She was like obsessed with you.
All right, I'm going to do it.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
I'm going to do it.
I don't think this is that mean.
This thing has crit him twice.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yes, okay, that's fair.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Crocodile uncle, please, crocodile uncle Look.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Crocodile uncle.
Let me find out what he is.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
Let's see.
It's a melee.
Does a 19 hit yes, make acharisma saving throw for the
beast?

Speaker 3 (27:49):
This modifier is 20?
Missed.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
You see, Rakan cast Plane Shift.
You see the ground open, youget a glimpse of the Feywild, oh
wow.
And then you see a single beinghorns on its head, eyes rolling
, long tongue.
Come out with backwards handson all fours and whisk away your
beast.

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Oh no, it's OK, that's a planeshift.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
That can happen.
Yeah, it means, oh, I know butthat means he's high.
Oh yeah, no, he's giant level.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
He's got the whirlwind thing.
He's ginormous level.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
So what are we talking like?

Speaker 3 (28:25):
level three rogue, yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Three, three and a half human yeah, like half.
And then I get these jokes.
Let's see, I think he is goingto move towards Silsilan.
No, he's not flying this time,so I think he's gonna stop here

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Is Silsilan now.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
That is anything changed in her.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Is she conscious Did?

Speaker 5 (28:59):
I change it.
No, because she hasn't left.
He's still within range yeah,he hasn't left your attack range
.

Speaker 6 (29:04):
No, but he's breaking eye contact and I think that's
wrong.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
It is Spider Auntie's turn.
Yeah, come on, spider Auntie, Itake away, but I also get.

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Yeah, we love Spider Auntie.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Spider Auntie has only been stabilized.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
Yeah, Unconscious still yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
She's not alive.
But she grants you one lastboon, as with like one of the
last vestiges of her health.
She gives Batja an Ashir Vod asright before she like kind of
passes out.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Batja Wait a minute, as right before she like kind of
passes out Bacha, wait a minute.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Is that super bacha, is that?

Speaker 4 (29:46):
mecha bacha, and bacha begins to grow.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
Bacha delu, a growing boy Bacha.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
You see all those laddus out.
You just turned four, oh mygosh.
You and your big son, alright,your big giant son.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
What you should know is that Spider-Auntie has cast
Enlarge on Butcha.
Yes, butcha now has advantageon strength checks and strength
saving throws.
Wow, his weapons grow to matchhis new size.
While they are enlarged, thetarget's attacks with them deal

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one D4 extra damage, d4 extrahello.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
My big, powerful son you just hear beep boop.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
His voice is changing , we're so proud of you.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Puberty is wonderful.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
It's a terrible time At least he doesn't smell, it's
fine.

Speaker 6 (30:48):
We're going to have to deal with so much now.
Oh my God.
Keep him away from us.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
You see something so small in his hand, a tiny little
pinwheel I have five littlesingle fingers, wee.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
Butcher, what do you say?

Speaker 6 (31:06):
Zucrea.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Zucrea, zucrea.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
Good boy.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
The channeler is dead .
It is Rakan's turn.
I think he's going to attackyou, since you're the only one
in range.
Who's you?
Me, yes, me, it's you.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
It's you.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
I think it's actually gonna go with.
The scimitar Gets three attacks, okay, 18.
Okay 28.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
So 17.
Whatever, 28.
So 17.
Whatever.
Okay Is that three hits?
Yeah, who cares?

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Just gonna roll digitally.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
I mean 12.
Okay, I'm done.
13.
I'm done.

Speaker 7 (31:54):
Drops on the first attack I'm done.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Oh no, I only had seven yeah you can stop.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
You all watch as, whirling the blade around almost
like a dervish, it catches LaDuante twice in the chest and
she falls, knocked unconscious,to the floor.
No, oh, he can move now withouttaking an op attack.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Oh, pretty cool if you just kill the person you're
walking by.
Yeah, yeah, that is his action.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
You cannot do anything else.
This turn, nomir.
Oh, you are out.

Speaker 7 (32:41):
Okay, so I see.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
He's getting serious, I see you drop Mm-hmm.

Speaker 7 (32:46):
And I have a sense of this.
I know there's these scales atplay.
We all have a sense of that.
Mm-hmm and this Lord ofJudgment.
I pull out an arrow and I lookat him as I let it loose.
I call out to him, the Lord ofJudgment, taking down the

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mortals of this realm, insteadof facing an equal how like you?
And I'm casting Hunter's Markas the arrow flies through the
air, attacking him.
So he's got my Hunter's Mark asall these moths flutter all

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around him very violently andlet's just roll.
And I oh, that's nice, that'svery nice.
Oh, an 18 to hit that hits.
Oh, I, oh, that's nice, that'svery nice.
Ooh, an 18 to hit that hits.
Oh, actually I didn't even addthat's a 28 to hit.
Yes, that hits.
So this has my Hunter's Mark.
I'm gonna use a second levelspell slot for Divine Smite, so

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that's gonna be three smites myswarm is also hitting him, plus
my hunter's mark, do you?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
need more dice, I have just enough, take a couple
more dice to it.

Speaker 7 (34:07):
Yeah, yeah, just for fun, just for funsies, all right
.
You take aim, I take aim and Ilet this mofo have it.
Oh, but I rolled so many ones,oh, no.
So, wow, that's a lot of ones.
Okay, that is 11, 12, 13, 14,21 points of damage 21 points of

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damage.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
I'm helping you.

Speaker 7 (34:33):
Cool, yes.
And then looking around, seeingagain that this is, I'm no
longer of the mortal realm, likeeveryone else is.
And this trespasser, I willfight him back, as I've been
instructed, asked to do by Noren.

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But the realm is best defendedby the mortals that walk it.
And as my second attack, butthe realm is best defended by
the mortals that walk it.
And as my second attack, I takeanother arrow and I aim it at
you, at Landu, and with the samekind of this, one's aggressive.

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This has violence in it.
But instead of doing ooh,instead of doing damage, you're
getting max healing from thishealing arrow.
You take 11 points of healing,oh, my God.
And blooded in you is an ancientrage.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Your frenzy continues .
As you stand back to your feet,you will not have to take
another action to rage.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
That is my bonus and my attackand I stay.
I'll move out of the way if I'mblocking anybody, so I'll step
to the side.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Legendary action.
He points one finger at you andattempts to invoke guilt.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Ooh.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
And he says to you oh , you care so much for the
mortals of this world.
Is that why you abandoned themand chose to take up residence
in the woods instead?
If you're so fond of them, whydidn't you remain amongst them?
There is some part of you thathas a very low opinion of these

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people that you dwell with.
Make a charisma saving throwOoh ooh yikes.

Speaker 7 (36:41):
That hits hard.
I'm still blessed.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
You are still blessed .

Speaker 7 (36:51):
Oh, that's a 19.
Ooh, 23, 24.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
You push these thoughts down, for you are the
avatar of Nuren and this being'swords have no hold on you.
These thoughts down, for youare the avatar of Nuren and this
being's words have no hold onyou.
You're up, ash, hell, yeah,okay, I just drop yours and no
one else's.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
What's that supposed to mean?
I don't know How's everybodyfair.
I look around, I wanna see howmy compatriots are faring.
Oh, I don't know How'severybody fair.
I look around and I want to seehow my compatriots are faring.

Speaker 6 (37:24):
Oh, I'm doing good.
I'm just living in a firetunnel.

Speaker 7 (37:28):
Oh yeah, but with the healing spirit as your roommate
.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Sharing a studio apartment.
I have 15.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
Yeah, it's been worth it 15.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
I'm fine, he's been worse.
15.
I'm fine, he's a god, you're agod, he's a god.
I'm not doing great.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
You have healed yourself too, so I'm gonna have
to do some work here.
And La Duante, you're low, okayso I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
Can't be true, I can't, that's, that's that's
Tell me truly, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
I'm good, I'm gonna channel divinity.
Ash props up on his tail, goescross-legged, does some
inaccurate praying and he givesLadoanti.
I'm gonna give you 15 healingpoints.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
What the hell Thanks.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
I didn't even know you could do that.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
I do that all the time, I'm gonna do it once and
I'm gonna give myself 10, theremaining 10.
That's because I can only getyou to half.
Yeah, yeah, you got me.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Okay, great, I'm trying to figure out if there's
another way to kill him, besidesjust killing you.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
And then, for my bonus action, ash picks up his
haladi, his grandmother's haladi, and he goes I know there's
more power in you, yet ba, grantme even more power, will you?
And he tosses it in the air andcasts Spiritual Weapon,

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spiritual.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Weapon Perfect.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
With the power of his corn-shucking Ba, he sends that
spiritual Haladi at Rukhan.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
So if you spawn it on him, you can attack him on this
turn.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
There we go.
That is a 20, dirty 20.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
That hits, go ahead and roll damage.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Okay, and it is 13 damage.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Wow, perfect, 13 damage.

Speaker 7 (39:36):
Yes, nice roll.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Yeah, your spiritual Haladi goes out and makes
contact with Rukhan, who isdistracted and has his back
towards you.
Larduanti, you're back on yourfeet.
Yeah, and I'm frenzying right,oh yeah, real quick.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Ba from beyond says go shuck yourself.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Ooh.

Speaker 7 (39:59):
She's got a good reliner, doesn't she?
Yeah, I'd like to meet your she, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
I'd like to meet your ba, wow, wow.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
OK, so I would like to use my hand axe and attack
this person, ok.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
Meeting.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Rukon Go ahead.
So are you going to move up tohim then?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry, I can't see how far Iperson, okay, meaning Rukon Go
ahead, so are you gonna move upto him then?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry, I can't see how far I am, yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Gorgeous Five 10, 15, 20.
Great, Go ahead and roll to hit.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
That is a 21.
Wow, go ahead and roll yoursecond attack.
That is a 15.
That is a miss.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Do you wanna use your bonus action for a third attack
, since you are frenzying?

Speaker 5 (40:44):
Go ahead and roll it.

Speaker 7 (40:46):
The Bless is gone because she got knocked
unconscious.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Oh, bless is gone.
That is a nat, 20.
Come on, sadita.
Yes, that frenzy and rolldamage.
Thank you, okay.
So on that last one, that isgonna be eight plus two, two
because of your rage, ten Ten.
On each of those attacks.
Oh, that applies To everyattack.

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Okay, cool, great.
So that's a ten.
And then on that one.
This is why I put Luis next tome.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Thank you, mommy.
And then the second one wasalso ten, thank you.
Thank you, mommy.
And then the second one wasalso 10.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Okay, for a total of 20.
Damage Magnificent.
You strike a reeling blow withyour Chup Bull, clacking out
with power at Rakan.
I believe that is your turn.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
I say nothing.
I say nothing For the firsttime in my life she's really

Speaker 3 (41:43):
angry guys, she's not saying anything.
Mark happened.

Speaker 6 (41:47):
Okay, so let's first deal with the healing and the.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Yes, so you take.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
That happens simultaneously.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
You take one fire damage, all right.

Speaker 6 (41:56):
And I, so I'll just add three Mm-hmm, nice, great,
so I'm to 17.
Beautiful and that's taken careof.
We love that.
Let me just quickly journalabout it.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
Come on, dear God.
Wow, I'm at 17.

Speaker 6 (42:15):
The pages go up in flames.
Yeah, oh geez, oh my God, ohI'm beginning to swing in your
favor.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Come on, okay, oh jeez Dude beginning to swing in
your favor.
Come on, Butcha is huge, with atiny little pinwheel in his
hand.

Speaker 6 (42:30):
Butcha has advantage on strength checks right.
I would love for Butcha.
It's up to him, I'm not askinghim.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Big boy now.

Speaker 6 (42:43):
But he can either pull me out of the fray or
attack, and what I'm gonna do isI'm gonna actually roll a d6.
Odds he pulls me out, evens hemakes an attack.
It's up to him, it's not up tome.
One that's an odds.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
He's not up to me.

Speaker 6 (43:02):
Okay, one, that's an odd, he pulls you out he pulls
me out.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Cute, go ahead and roll with advantage on the
strength check to pull you outCome on Good job.

Speaker 6 (43:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, we'll go with this one, oh
.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
Oh no, what's that?

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Oh no.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
What's that?
Oh no, what's that, what's that?

Speaker 5 (43:22):
It's on.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
Gordon.
He has a negative three tostrength.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Even in this one.
Yeah, doesn't he get some sort?

Speaker 7 (43:29):
of Did he get a bonus ?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Do you?

Speaker 4 (43:30):
see stats.
Um, let's see.
Yeah, the target has advantageon strength checks and strength
saving throws.
It doesn't say that enlargegives more strength, just
advantage, just advantage andextra damage.

Speaker 6 (43:46):
Yeah, it sounds like a typo.
Yeah.
Yeah, just throwing that outthere, so that's going to be a
14.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Wow, that is, I believe, just enough.
Yeah, I think I got a 14.

Speaker 6 (43:59):
Wait no, it's fine, it's just below right.
It's just below.
Yeah, I think I got a 40.
Wait, no, it's fine, it's justbelow right, it's just below,
it's just below.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Damn.
Yeah, you see Butcha's handcome down to reach you out of
the fire.
This is how this is going to be.
This is how this is going to beflavored.
And then the pinwheel catchesflame and it disappears.
Blah, blah.
And the pinwheel disintegratesas the paper catches fire, as he

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gets distracted Blah blah.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
It's okay, we can build a new one.
We can make it ourselves.
We're just folding paper andpinning it together.
You can make it any way youwant.
That's the great thing aboutinvention If you want something,
you can build it and make it tohow you like it.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
I can't roll again.

Speaker 5 (44:57):
Yeah, goody.

Speaker 6 (45:03):
Double advantage Ah, that's a 19 to minus three,
that's 16.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
Yay.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
Scoops down his hand, lifts you up and puts you on
his shoulder.
Aw.

Speaker 7 (45:15):
He's that big.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
He's so big, look at him, he's huge Look at him.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
I want a huge son.

Speaker 6 (45:26):
Now pulled out of there.
And from this vantage point Iyell to Namir now with my action
, Cause that was Butch's actionyes.
Namir, I didn't tell you thisearlier, but I found a stick and
I am going to cast ScorchingRay with my Arcane Focus.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Yes, oh, I thought you were trying to like a stick.
A stick, I don't get it.

Speaker 7 (45:57):
Well, I mean, namir would probably be like.
I understand.
Yes, exactly yes.

Speaker 6 (46:02):
And then the d4 is added to the first scorching ray
.
How would that work?

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
To each roll.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Yeah, because it's a roll to hit.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
That's like one overall If it's a roll to hit I
roll.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Yeah, you just add it , okay.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
So I'll just do bless I, yeah, okay so it's gonna be
a plus two to all these Paladinsand clerics galore.
Okay, 16 hits, the 16 is miss16, and then they all miss, oh
yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
All three scorching rays come streaming out of this
stick and with ease, almost asthough turning your flames
against you.
It racks you with that guiltthat you are afflicted with.
You take nine psychic damage,as firing on Rakan makes you

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feel, makes you doubt yourself.
You think for a moment, as thescorching rays go out is he
wrong?
Am I perfect?
And as you sit on Butch'sshoulder, you see the burning
pinwheel in his hand and you,for a moment, are just absorbed
with the guilt.
Josh, do you have anything elseon your turn?

Speaker 6 (47:19):
I am going to take the rest of my time to meditate
on this.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
Mm Ooh Sitara.
Mm, you are up the guilt man.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
This is the start of the third round.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
I think Damn, yes, damn.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Spicy, right, she's pissed Once.
He said that about her parents,she's done.
And she said that about herparents, she's done.
And she reaches down on theground and she slams both fists
into the ground and she castsTidal Wave and from beneath the
earth, a wave of water comes upand crashes down 30 feet long,

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up to 10 feet wide and up to 10feet tall.
So I want to cast it right onhis spot.
Going that way.
Is it 10 feet wide?
Yeah, so 10 feet wide and up to10 feet tall.
So I wanna cast it right on hisspot.
Going that way.
Is it 10 feet wide?
Yeah, so 10 feet wide.
Like, so, like a ribbon, like Iwant it to go up on him and
past him.
This is 10 feet wide, this is30 feet long.
That's what I want it to do.
So it hits him here, not on thelike in the corner.

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It still hits him that waybecause it's like that.
Let me see.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
So I don't know.
It's going to be 30 feet long,10 feet wide, 10 feet tall.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Like he would be at the bottom corner of this
rectangle.
Got it Ribbon.
He'll be right when it eruptsLike the bottom left Correct
Okay, legendary resistance.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
He's not going to fail that deck.
Save, okay, legendaryresistance.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
He's not gonna fail that dex save.
Okay, well, he's still gonnahave to take some damage.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Yes, that's why I only ever use two of my
legendary actions.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
I keep one in the can For a big meaty spell.

Speaker 7 (48:54):
Huh For a big meaty spell, so you can resist it.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Yeah, so I can resist it.
Yeah, wow, yeah.
Well, that'll do it.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
That'll do it.
I mean our weapon attacks areresisted.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
That's eight damage the water comes crashing over
him and you see his flame dimfor a moment and then, within
him, fueled by his insanejudgment of you all, he stands
strong with that legendaryresistance.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
OK, and then?

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Rekha's like how dare you, how dare you?
I'm like, how dare I alwayskeep one of the?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
characters.
How dare you?
I'm like how dare.

Speaker 7 (49:28):
That's good you gotta keep in mind.
Well, it's funny sometimes whenI'd be DMing.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
I'll read the chat where people would be like she
only used two of her legendaryactions.
I'm like I always keep one ondeck If someone does like a
Dissonant Whispers.
I'm like legendary resistance.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
So hang on a second.
I just have to see what thisdoes.
Yeah, I have to.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
I'm totally cool cool , cool.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
The Dissonant Whispers are playing nearby.
Okay, they start playing.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Water Wall instead of Wonderwall.
Oh, that's good that's good.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
Classic.
I said, maybe it's doing damage.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Uh-oh, psychic damage .

Speaker 3 (50:02):
So for my bonus action, I am going to cast.
I can't.
Okay, nevermind, that's my turn.
You have Chotu's attack, I do,and so Chotu is just gonna hawk
another Lugii.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
Mm-hmm roll to hit 14 plus seven is.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Was he plus goddammit , every loogie counts Every so
many things to keep track of.

Speaker 7 (50:26):
You have so many different stat blocks.
Yeah, plus seven okay, 21.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
That's a hit.
Okay, one D, six plus three.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Once you are right and once you get into wild
shapes, it gets even worse.
Oh yeah, because then you havethe wild shape stat blocks, you
have the summon beast statblocks and then you have the
wildfire spirit stat blocks.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
I've been avoiding changing just because of that I
have a druid in another game.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Eight damage, just enough.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Come on, yes, yeah, tides turned.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
It is Rakan's turn.
He has three attacks.
One of them he's going to focuson Silsilon, but that sanctuary
is still up.
Yes, so he has to make a wisdomsave.
Fail that wiz, that's an 18.

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Oh, does that make your wisdomsave?

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Probably does, so I have to roll right for a wisdom
save.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
You should have your spell save DC at the top of your
spell list.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Yeah, on the very top .
Save DC is 16.
Makes it it's gonna attack heronce.
Yeah, on the very top.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Saved DC is 16.
Makes it it's gonna attack heronce.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Oh, I see that's for the sanctuary.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
And then Dar's Dang it.
Okay, that's a bunch of ones,one one, so two plus five, seven
damage.
And then, with the grievousjumble blow you did to him, he's
gonna strike at you twicebecause you are the closest.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's asix on the dice Does 15 hit.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Dang it.
Your AC's low, yeah, so what?
Uh, and then okay.
So the second one definitelyhits as well, dealing you to
four, eight, 11, slashing damage, with the scimitar Slashing

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down at Silsilani once and atyou twice, kind of on the
backhand.
That is his turn.
She's not gonna make a deathsave, but Spider Auntie is out.
Okay, she used her last powerto cast enlarge.
She's done, but she isstabilized.

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If she had died, that couldhave been another counter
against you in the weights oftime.
Well done, alright, it isRakan's turn, are you?
coming Since you're all soperfectly centered I miss Rakan,

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sorry, I'm sorry.
Rekha, you should haveresistance to slashing damage in
your range.
Are you having your damage?
Am I?
What?
Are you having your damage?
That?

Speaker 2 (53:36):
rolls yeah non-magical.
So you gave me 11 damage, so doI do five or six?

Speaker 4 (53:42):
You can round down.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
That helps, yeah, that helps big time.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Wow, yeah, you might not have died in that first
round.
Actually, no, no, no, no, no.
All three hit and it was like,I think, something like 34
damage.

Speaker 6 (53:55):
You only rolled for the second one.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
I did, because I didn't even apply all of it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, she had twoleft in that one.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
Yeah, yeah so no, no, no, she would have gone down
last time.
Oh, that is correct.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Thank you, molly, molly, molly, god bless you you
know, I don't know anythingabout this game and I'm doing my
best that the blow is quite notas grievous as it would have
otherwise been.

Speaker 7 (54:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, that other attack would have
killed her anyway, because thefirst attack killed her in three
.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
Yes, yes, that's what I'm saying.
She definitely would have gonedown and it's 150 feet so it can
definitely hit you and range20-foot radius.
That gets all of you, everyonein this circle, including Namir,
make a dexterity saving throw.
Yes, am I in the circle?
Because we which circle?

Speaker 2 (54:44):
This circle.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
So it's gonna be Mirka Sitara Namir Butcha, she's
coming after us.
Dex yeah, you're all clusteredtogether.
It's perfect for a fireball 20.
Five seven, okay, 13, 16.

Speaker 6 (55:08):
Does her Bless work for this.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Yes, Bless is for saving throws 26.
Jeez 28,.
Okay, who made their?
Save Me.
Okay, who made their?

Speaker 7 (55:21):
save Me 26.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
You all take 14 fire damage.
Important question Is Butchaflammable?
No, okay, butcha's made ofmetal.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
Yeah well, Butcha's made of love and sugar and spice
.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
Not sugar sugar can burn Sugar melts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
We burn sugar before we go, not sugar, sugar can burn
.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
We've burned sugar before in the kitchen.
We don't let it.
It ignites flammable objects.
But we can even argue butcha'snot an object.

Speaker 6 (55:50):
I will take beard damage.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Your beard goes up in flames.

Speaker 6 (55:55):
Yeah, I'll say that You're gonna Uggify yourself for
this.
It doesn't say all, but I'llpat it out.
But it doesn't like all, butlike I'll Pat it out, but like
it's singed, like I now looklike I now look, smoke, like I
have a smokey, like a smokey eye.
Good it actually.
It actually like it's a glam up, honestly.
Like it's like hot, like I stepout of the clouds, and it's
just like whoa.

Speaker 7 (56:15):
Omar you made him do a charisma saving, throw earlier
and he's trying to give himselfmore charisma.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Basically at any cost .
I don't know what glam up means.

Speaker 6 (56:24):
Wow, okay, 18 on what I just tried to do.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Yes, the fireball lands in the middle of you,
buffeting you all with flame,turning into Rakan's horrifying
grin for just a moment beforedissipating.
I'm down.

Speaker 6 (56:40):
That was 14 damage, right, 14 damage.
Horrifying grin for just amoment before dissipating Ooh,
I'm down that was 14 damageright 14 damage.
Yeah, I'm down.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
You were so calm I honestly wasn't anticipating it.

Speaker 6 (56:49):
I was like I came out of the smoke.
I'm so hot and I dropped dead.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
That's the price you suffer for.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
So you're down, I'm down.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
But Buccha's up 14?
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
But what's your size 14.
?

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (57:02):
Butch is also down.
We're both down.
Butch is 13.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Butch goes back.

Speaker 6 (57:07):
Yeah, yeah, butch is down, Butch is down.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Butch goes back to normal size and lays alongside
Mirka, almost like holding himstill, like the way he was when
he was on his shoulder.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
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What's happened to my face,sitara?
Oh, oh, thank the gods.
It's like a portal situation.
You know, involuntarytransformation for my kind is a
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lie beyond the veil.
But you know, marriage is acompromise.
It's not all wine and foot rubsand airship cruises.
It's what?
Where'd she go?

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Rude.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
I still got it.
It's so good.
I still got it.
I still got it.
I still got it.
I still got it.
I still got it.
I still got it.
I still got it.
I still got it, I still got it.
I still got it.
I still got it.
I still got it.
I still got it.
I still got it.
I still got it, I still got it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:36):
I still got.

Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
This Lord of Judgment is all about balance, but
there's nothing balanced aboutwhat he's doing to these mortals
.
I'm gonna hit him again.
Yeah that rolls.
I am.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
I just wanna warn you , because you're afflicted with
guilt much like Mirka.
This may harm you.
I just want, in case thatmechanic wasn't, there I am, I
am.

Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
That's not being processed.
That's fair.
That's not being processed.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
That's fair.
That's fair.

Speaker 7 (01:01:07):
I still have Bless, Mm-hmm, I still have.
Oh well, I should make aconcentration save.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Yes, you have Bless on the save oh.

Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
I do yes.
So that's a seven and my conwhoa, okay.
So that's seven, that's a nineand I think the minimum is 10.
It's 10 or half the damage youtook yeah, so my hunter's mark
goes away, but I'm gonna conjureit right back.

(01:01:40):
I'm gonna use a bonus action toas it slips.
It's like as if I can reach outinto the air and grab it and
keep it in place.
Yes, right on the Lord ofJudgment, on Rakan.
So I'm going to attack.
I'm still blessed and I gotHunter's Mark.
The swarm is gonna land on him.

(01:02:02):
Let's make this happen.
That is a 26 to hit.
That's a hit.
I am going to use a first levelspell slot.
I'm running out for the.
That's two of those gone for myDivine Smite.
So that's two of those WeaponAttack my Swarm and my Hunter's

(01:02:22):
Mark.
So, divine Smite, weapon Attack, swarm hunter's mark.
So divine smite, weapon attack,swarm hunter's mark.
Okay, much better than four.
So 14, plus 11 is 25.
25.
Plus five, 30 points of damage.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
30 points of damage.
30 points of damage, incredible.
The arrow pierces throughRakan's chest and you see him
gasp for just a moment, but hestays on his feet just barely.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Gasping is good.

Speaker 7 (01:03:02):
And for my second attack, for the last time that I
can do this, I, you're rightnext to me, yes, yeah.
Then I just take out an arrowand I jam it right into your
chest and I heal you for ninepoints as that arrow melts into

(01:03:28):
you and the last thing you seeas you open your eyes is he's
almost out.
Take him down, and then I run.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
I can't be the one to do it.
I can't be the one to do it,Ash you're up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Okay, if I take that potion, does that count as an
action, or can I just take thatpotion and release a slot?

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
It is like I think I made you use your action to use
it, didn't I Did you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
I don't think so, but maybe To take the potion.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
Yeah, I don't think so, because I just want take the
potion?

Speaker 6 (01:04:04):
Yeah, I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
Because I just want to be consistent.
Normally I do objectinteraction as free, but healing
potions it requires an actionto use.
But I just want to beconsistent.
For myself I don't actuallycare that much.

Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
I think because it was given as an action.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Oh, because, she automatically had you drink it
Okay.
Yeah, you can use it for free.
Okay, we'll count it as like anobject interaction.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
I will do that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Okay, roll a d4.
Oh, okay, oh cool.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
This is a wonderful spell slot.
Get in there Four.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
You can gain back up to a level four spell slot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Oh, okay, nice, Awesome killer, I'm going to
rush up.
Yeah, I think I'm within 20feet.
Yeah, so can I touch him?
Can I get to Rukhan?

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
Um five, 10, 15, 20, you can.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Yeah, you've hurt many of my friends today, and so
I wish to inflict those woundsupon you in this moment.
And I cast, inflict Wounds,okay, and that is.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
So make a melee spell attack.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Yeah, so that's 27 to hit.
That's a hit.
Oh wow, Okay, that's 5d10damage.

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
Yeah, oh, oh ho.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
Wow, no one touch Ash .

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
All right, Poonsh, help me out here.
All right, nine for the firstone, six for the second one 15.
One, 16, three, 19.
, 19.
, 19.
And six, 25.
25.

Speaker 4 (01:05:50):
As your inflict wounds takes hold of Rakan, you
see his essence begin to beunmade With one last hellish
rebuke, just for flavor really.
Nine, 11, seven, 18, 24 pointsof fire damage, he is unmade.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
I'm pretty well unmade as well, yeah, I feel you
.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
Yes, ash, and the battle is won.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
Yeah, so fitting that you did it.
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
And With when Silsilan wakes up.
Just so you all know what shelooks like Horns, kind of like
you know, rubbing them a littlewearily.
Her high ponytail flared outbehind her Abloh.

(01:07:02):
Gunha who are, oh hi oh, theworst nightmare.
I could really use some food.

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
Oh, from when you?

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
were, I love you, huh From when you were this big.
What do you mean?
You came to my Someone in myfamily, their wedding.
Oh, okay, I think, my bigsister's wedding, you and your
sister.
You're this tall.
Oh okay, I think, my bigsister's wedding, you and your
sister, you're this tall.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
My God, I remember.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
You stole um.
You stole the bride's sandal.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
He could've been me.

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
And then I remember that asshole he could have been
me, hmm.
And then I remember thatasshole was like oh, that's
thievery.
And like banished you to hellor something for it.
But I'm really glad you're herebecause that was not cool.
I'm glad you still have thesandal.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
You know what you can keep it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
I'm the reason my sister was banished.
I thought you both stole it.
I mean, it's a harmless prankreally, but I am also the patron
saint of harmless pranks, so Uh, Lady Auntie felt like sick to
her stomach.
Yeah, she puts two hands out.
Are you okay?
Do you need a nap?

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
No, sitara, at this point, with her one hit point,
after all of this has happened,and hearing that, just I think
she just she's out with one,she's unconscious.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
Oh, oh, I forget.
She just she's out with one.
She's unconscious.
Oh, oh, I forget.
You guys are so soft and castMass Healing Word on all of you,
oh.
Oh okay With a yawn Wow with ayawn.
And you all heal 4d4 plus three, which is one, two.

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That's a total of three.
Another one, four, another oneeight hit points.

Speaker 7 (01:09:42):
Oh thank you, the sleepy healing word.

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
Thank you for waking me up.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
Look around.
Where is Namir?
Did he run?
Where is Namir?

Speaker 7 (01:09:58):
Once that battle is done and that last blow was
given, I will suddenly appearnear where Rakan fell.
Is there any remnant of him?
Ash, I reach down and grab it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
This is mine.

Speaker 7 (01:10:27):
May I take this?

Speaker 6 (01:10:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
I don't think anyone else.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
You started it by saying it's yours.

Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
I want this.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Was the nightmare, not a nightmare.
Are you the new Toltol, tully,tulls, tully oh, I guess people
call him that.
Are you the new one?

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
You look like it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
You got all those cute little buggies on you.

Speaker 7 (01:11:02):
I suppose I am.
Yes, that is who I.
There's a lot to catch you upon.
Suppose I am.
Yes, that is who I.
There's a lot to catch you upon, I suppose.
Oh, I've replaced his daughters, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
That's good.
You're probably like a reallynice person.
Sometimes You're a littlespooky too, but I'm also the
patron saint of spookies, so Iwill on that note.

Speaker 7 (01:11:31):
Then I will take some of like the corner of my eye
and I start to peel it down andyou start to see that that very
well put together mortal fleshpeels away very easily and
underneath it is decay.

Speaker 6 (01:11:49):
So we look a little different now, all things
considered.

Speaker 7 (01:11:55):
This is for Noren and I have the ash.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Oh, is she gonna eat it?

Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
Maybe Metal.
I feel my time here is done,you've done, and I look around
at the other, you know, probablystill fleeing mortals, but I
know I know there's some thatI've stopped to watch.
You've got many witnesses thatsaw what you've done for this

(01:12:24):
place.
You've restored balance and youhave eradicated this trespasser
.
There is a place for everything.

Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
Yeah, and this is like my place.

Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
This is not my place, no, and I'll start to walk
towards the lake, gathering upall of the ash.
My place, this is not my place,no, and I'll start to walk
towards the lake, gathering upall of the ash, whatever remains
of Rakan, and I will wade intothe water and then disappear
back from whence I came, with inmy hands a gift for who sent me

(01:13:06):
here in the first place.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
Mir disappears into the depths, leaving you with one
very sleepy deity I.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
I rush up, ash rushes up to Soslani.
He says, uh, my god, oh, wow,that's a lot.
Well, I've seen my father prayto you day after day.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Who's your father?
His name is Abhishek.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Oh, day after day.
Hey, who's your father?
His name is, uh, abhishek.

Speaker 6 (01:13:48):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
I know your family from way back.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
Yes, yes, he.
I always felt he prayed to youinstead of fathering us.
Honestly.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
What's wrong with that?
Look how great you turned out.
I'm gonna neglect my futurechildren too.
Clearly it works.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
I don't want to do that to my child.
Oh, I wish to choose anotherpath.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
Well, your parents chose another path that's
probably why you exist in thefirst place, kiddo.
What do you mean?
Chose another path.
That's probably why you existin the first place, kiddo.
What do you mean?
Well, I was gonna ask them tobe my stage managers, you know,
like warlocks to my cause and toDrangali.
But they were like no, we'regonna like raise our kid and

(01:14:40):
we're gonna go be doctorssomewhere.
And I was like that does notsound like fun, but you do, you.
And they thought I was gonnasmite them.
But and I thought about it, buthonestly, that's so much work
and so I just let them leave toBreezalbub.
I don't know, I wouldn't gothere, braeselwald, that's what

(01:15:04):
I said.
Yeah, yeah, sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Beelzebub.
They could have ascended, myparents could have ascended and
they chose to race.
Why do they barely speak to us?

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
Well, whatever they did, they did for you.
I know that your mom said thatshe wanted to start a family and
I said well, you started onehere, and she said she didn't
think showbiz was a place for akid.
She wanted to teach you, youknow, to care about other people

(01:15:41):
, and so I took you to a placewhere you could ply your trade.
Like I said, they fled in themiddle of the night.
I think they thought I wasgoing to be really angry, but
anger is just so many caloriesand I don't have any to spare.
Why didn't you talk to themabout it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
About my son.

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
About like why they left I they wouldn't tell me I.
Oh, probably so you wouldn'tcome back here and almost be
killed by a strange judgmentdeity from the beyond.
Yes, could be.
They were probably right.
They never wanted me to come.
I'm glad you did.
I'm glad all of you did.
I'm still trying to shake, Ifeel like I've been asleep for

(01:16:34):
like three months longer than Iusually am supposed to be.
I only like to rest 18 monthsat a time.

Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
Can we get you like some chai or something like that
?
I would love a cup of chai.

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
What's your name?
I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:16:49):
Mirka.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
Hi Mirka.

Speaker 6 (01:16:51):
Hi, this is my son, Butcha.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
Oh my God, what a cutie pie.
It's metal, right?
Yeah, it's sweets and spicesand love I just wanted to make
sure I don't know what shapehumans come in these days.
Hi, little one hi.

Speaker 6 (01:17:06):
I'll just say thank you for the HP from earlier, I
believe.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
La Duante makes you a very shaky cup of chai, because
she did not herself.
I don't even know if thistastes good, tbh, and I haven't
even know if this tastes good.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
TBH, and I haven't looked.
I can't, I haven't looked atyou yet.
You spoke of when they werebanished.

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
Oh, just little kids, they were just.
You know, you always stillchoose at a wedding.
It's like tradition.
But it is a very magical sandal.
How?

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
They.
The person who is banished isher mother, so how am?

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
I here You're between worlds, kind of like a phase
spider Changelings can movebetween Changeling.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
Oh, you guys didn't know that.
She's like putty.
She can like turn into whatevershe wants.
That's not really what her facelooks like.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Okay, wait.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
What?
This isn't my I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
Well, that's probably the one you chose to fit in.
I get it, not everybody Lookslike me after they wake up from
a nap, but If we can go back andforth, how can I go to them?
Well, you're the changeling.

(01:19:00):
I had to think you'd know moreabout that than me.
Maybe you just need some helpfiguring it out.
I'm sure there's like a booksomewhere or something.

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
Why are you sad?

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
Because I keep asking for answers and I don't get
them.
I keep asking for answers and Idon't get them.
I keep asking for some placewhere I feel like I am real and
all I get is more confusion.

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
I have been told I am the deity of confusion, and so
I apologize, but I can speakfreely.
Little sister, nothing in lifeis real.
It's our belief that makes ittangible.

(01:20:01):
What you believe is yourreality that makes it tangible.
What you believe is yourreality is your reality, and I
wouldn't give up what you havein your hands and what you have
around you, blaming yourself forsomething that wasn't your

(01:20:25):
fault to begin with and that youcouldn't change.
Everything is fake.
Time is an illusion.
There are people that can moveforward and backwards with ease.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
An illusion move forward and backwards with ease.
An illusion.
Hmm.
Is that mountain?
Is that climbable?
This one Can I like start?
Can she climb up that Like ahill, like start going up?
Yeah, yeah you could.
Okay, she goes up as high as shecan.
She just silently goes up ashigh as she can.

(01:21:06):
She just silently goes up ashigh as she can and out of her,
uh jolly, she pulls a sandingstone on it Rakhi Rakesh
Incorporated and she plays withit in her hand and she says 25

(01:21:32):
words.
She says so, priya, seems Iwon't be seeing you after all.
Funny, funny, I always knew whoI married.

(01:21:59):
You have no idea who you didGoodbye.
And she takes the stone and shehubs it as far as she can down
the mountain on the other side.

Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
Stone clatters and falls down the mountain Right.

Speaker 6 (01:22:28):
Right, marcus sees this and comes up to you and
just very quietly gives you likea hug.

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
If you don't mind hugging someone who doesn't know
what she looks like.

Speaker 6 (01:22:53):
No, and he puts his arms around you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
Oh, fulcelani comes and puts her arms around the
both of you, just assuming she'sinvited.
Ash loves hugs.
He runs up.
Thank you so much, adventurers.
You're so cute like just ascute as buttons, but you're so
troubled.
I wish I could make it better.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
I forgot about, completely forgot about Auntie.
I wish I could make it better.
I forgot about, completely hadforgot about Auntie.
She's yeah, she's not in thehug, she's still there.
I see her and I briskly walk upto her and I say I don't know
what happens between the godsand what games they play, but I

(01:23:49):
do know that there has been oneperson who has been with me my
entire life, who has fought forme and who just fought a god for
me.
That is the person I love andthat is the person that I will
stay with.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
But it's my fault.
No, no.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
What kind of God messes with the fun of a wedding
?
There's so many children theysteal the chappals and we do the
thing and we get the nose.
And there's so many childrenthey steal the chappals and we
do the thing and we get the nose.
And there's so many things.
And that is what she banishesmy parents for, or he?

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
I thought, like you're just supposed to like
bribe them and get them back,exactly Like I would have just
given you like 6,000 gold andgotten my sandals back Right,
that would have been a muchbetter turnout.
Like that, that's probably likewhat's a reasonable amount of
money, like 10,000?
.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
Very reasonable.
I want to be invited to thatwedding.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
What could a banana cost Like 700 gold.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
Exactly that.
That's exactly what it costs.
Do you have a banana?
That's it, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
No, la Diante takes the chapel off.
This chapel that has done somuch for her, has wielded a lot
of intimidation and she can'teven look at it the same,
because it's now sort of thecause of her sister and her
brother-in-law's.
You know absence and she justgives it to you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
Why.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
Why I?
Uh, I don't think I could lookat myself with this anymore.
Maybe you have a better use forit.
You can give it to someone whoneeds it, since I am the one who
took it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
I have like a really random idea.
I think it might work.
And she takes the sandal in herhands and effortlessly crushes
it into colored powder.
It was Rakan's magic that boundthem.

(01:26:08):
She blows it on you.
Do you learn the ability tocast Planar Shift?
Ah, maybe, like his magic, canhelp me figure out how to get

(01:26:29):
her out.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
Oh my god, I have a spell.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Oh my god, what am I gonna do with a damn spell?
I don't know how to do this.

Speaker 4 (01:26:43):
You guys are so funny .
You panic over such littlethings Like the universe.
It's like balanced on a needle.
Okay, chaos and order go handin hand like a beautiful dance.
And I can tell I'm really latefor Rangali, which means a lot

(01:27:05):
of people in Lachlan are gonnabe really mad at me and Nuri's
definitely going to have justbeen my heir, nuri.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
Run back to where we had put her in the-.

Speaker 5 (01:27:18):
In Gauri's shawl.
In Gauri's shawl she's like weput a dead body in there.

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
Mommy is there with the dead body.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
And I run to Nuri and just check if she's bounced
anything something.

Speaker 4 (01:27:34):
You see her chest gently rising and falling Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
No, I don't know what's next?

Speaker 4 (01:27:57):
Well, you need closure, you need a divorce, you
need to have a better openrelationship with your parents
and you need to get me to myfestival in Lockburn, because
I've got some duties I need tofulfill.

Speaker 6 (01:28:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it, yeah,
absolutely, yeah, 100%.
I well, yeah, I chose yeahthat's it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
Yeah, absolutely, yeah, 100% I.
I chose him because he's yummy.

Speaker 6 (01:28:30):
No disagreements here .

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
The smoking beard looks pretty great, has
something happened to me.

Speaker 6 (01:28:36):
I haven't seen my reflection.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
Take a peek in the lake buddy.
A little bit of a glow-up.

Speaker 6 (01:28:42):
I go and I peer in the lake.
I reach out and grab him.
Do you exist in the lake?

Speaker 4 (01:28:58):
That's up to you.
Do you think you would speak tothem through the murky water,
or do you think you'vereturneded to more bonnie forest
?

Speaker 7 (01:29:08):
I think I would have lingered around and I would have
wanted to witness in my own waywhat they choose, because they
were definitely curious from themoment I met them.
Yeah, and if the Fixer iscoming, I'll be close enough to

(01:29:30):
see.

Speaker 6 (01:29:32):
So if I look in the water and you're looking back,
I'll turn and go.
Yeah, you're right, myreflection looks absolutely
incredible.
Okay, listen, we did somethingextraordinary this entire trip.

(01:29:55):
We have barely really knowneach other as a collective, and
yet we were able to pull ourresources together and we were
able to take down a vengeful godhimself.
Mm-hmm, that's incredible.
And free another.

Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
I'm assuming you're all famous or something Kitana
is very famous, as are you, lado.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Ante is locally famous.

Speaker 6 (01:30:23):
Well, and you're now internationally known, world
renowned.
We can do anything as long aswe work together.
In fact, lodduwanti, the powerwasn't in that individual
chupple.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
It was in the other one.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
It was in the one you said.

Speaker 5 (01:30:45):
You guys took both of them.

Speaker 6 (01:30:49):
Well, the idea is it's in you and any chupple in
your hand is one of thedeadliest weapons that could
destroy even the most powerfulof deities.
I know, not all of them cancome back, but and I go and I'll
purchase, like, as I'm saying,this, actually buy like a pair
of chupples, but these ones can,and I'll infuse them with
repeating shots.
So now you have or sorry,returning weapon.

(01:31:10):
So now you have a permanentlyreturning chupple that doesn't
come with a bunch of trauma.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
She puts them on with a newfound passion and
confidence.
Yeah, I can hit people with anyshoe.
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
So she like, so, selenia like, sits cross-legged
on the floor between all of youguys, this strange saint of
thieves, liars and wanderers,and she says but Joel, do you
know why I play the?

Speaker 6 (01:31:49):
villain in every play .
Typecasting.
Typecasting is my call yeahtypecasting being put in a box.

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
I was going to say it's definitely a good
award-winning move to playsomething that's very complex.

Speaker 6 (01:32:02):
That makes sense.
Yeah, it's a demeaning role.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
Yeah, exactly, I don't watch plays, it's because
it reminds people of two things.

Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
When all those people are throwing their fake spells
and the colored powder at me, asthe powder falls, they all look
the same Because, despite ourdifferences, we're all the same,
with the same heartaches andthe same victories and the same
worries.
And I am willing to play thevillain.

(01:32:38):
Unlike Rakan, who is a villain,was Was a villain who is a
villain.
Was Was a villain Because bygiving something for people to
rise up against, they put asidetheir differences and they
discover the power in themselves.

(01:32:59):
You've discovered power inyourselves.
You've also discovered kinship,love, friendship, and maybe
you've lost, but I feel likeyou've also gained and you'll be
better for it.

(01:33:21):
Even if none of this seems realright now, don't focus on what's
real.
When everything is gone, theonly thing you'll remember is
how you made people feel and howthey made you feel.

(01:33:43):
It has been my pleasure to beyour Dungeon Master.
You've all made me feel sospecial and I hope you feel as
connected to each other and tothis beautiful culture as I feel

(01:34:03):
connected to each other and tothis beautiful culture as I feel
connected to you.
This has been the Sequest Itried really hard not to laugh.

Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
Wow.
Oh my god, woo Yay.
Thank you.
Thank you, nice to meet you.
I'm everyone.
I think that was perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:34:25):
Yes, I hope you enjoyed this show as much as we

(01:34:46):
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possible.
This show would not be what itis without our friends at Karana
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please.

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Everything Well said.
Adel, he's a vegetariancrocodile.

Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
He's very sweet.

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Crocodile mama, please.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
He's vegetarian.
Yeah, he's veg, he's veg.

Speaker 4 (01:36:24):
So um.

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
Matt, that was the crocodile.
He rolled.
Well, they had a crocodile,that's why they had to get rid
of him.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Rest in peace.

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
The croc had its day yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:35):
Is that why you?

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
Sorry, that was distracting, that was really
distracting.

Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
Camera A take three.
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Speaker 6 (01:36:46):
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