Episode 100

What happens when you force the most reluctant person in the room to be the center of attention? That's exactly what we discover in this milestone 100th episode celebration, where host Travis finds himself in the unusual position of answering questions instead of asking them.

Travis's siblings—Jes and Seth—masterminded this special takeover episode, compiling an extensive questionnaire designed to reveal the man behind the microphone. From childhood memories and family secrets to philosophical musings and zombie apocalypse strategies, no topic is off-limits as they probe for answers that listeners have never heard before. The rapid-fire format quickly establishes a playful yet surprisingly insightful rhythm, with family dynamics on full display as stories unfold about childhood antics, teenage rebellions, and the occasional sibling betrayal.

Between questions about favorite foods (pizza) and childhood fears (snakes), something more meaningful emerges—a genuine philosophy about connection and curiosity that has sustained the podcast through 100 episodes. As Travis explains, the show was never about becoming another hunting podcast, sports show, or celebrity interview program. Instead, it became a platform for exploring whatever makes people passionate, whatever "stirs them up inside." From discussions about sobriety journeys and snowboarding adventures to music deep-dives and outdoor experiences, the podcast has remained uncommitted to any single niche while staying deeply committed to authentic conversation.

Ready to hear what makes our host tick? Dive into this special celebration episode and discover why, after 100 conversations about other people's passions, this podcast continues to bring people together through genuine connection rather than polished performance. And maybe, just maybe, you'll finally learn whether Travis would rather fight a chimpanzee or wear short shorts to an 80s party.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 3 (00:26):
no-transcript.
So about three years, 100episodes, not too shabby.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I can take a quick look.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
There's Carly Making faces through the door.
Oh hell, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Get on over here, baby.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Well, if you want me to start off, I'd like to yeah
so I said I didn't know what Iwanted to do for episode 100.
Jess is like I got you.
I'm like okay, cool.
And then she's like, ah, I'mgoing to take this over and
we're going to do this, and I'mlike that's a terrible idea.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
We didn't care.
And here, we are.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
One thing I hate it's talking about myself.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
And not being in control and letting your little
siblings be in control of yourpodcast has got to be just
pretty overwhelming.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Anxiety is.
Welcome to the jungle.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Well, let me open another beer.
You got a questionnaire Explainhere.
Jess, you have my explain, micdrop.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
This is a very cheap, barely plastic microphone that
when you speak into it makesreally no sense whatsoever.
It's so locked on, exciting,but if you drop it.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
If you drop it, they'll listen and quote mic
drop Ready.
That is the coolest thing I'veever heard.
Drop.
That's pretty, that's a nice.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Profound moment.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
So, like profound moment, something special.
You give somebody the mic dropJust because it's got inside of
it.
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Happy 100.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Happy one, thank you.
Thank you, 100 episodes.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
And on behalf of happy 100, we decided we're
going to flip script and make itabout Travis.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I don't like this, because when has it ever?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
been about Travis deliberately never Ty quit
laughing so Seth and I havecompiled quite a few questions
that you know, maybe 100, maybe700 maybe 100 minutes worth.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
We're not sure we've got Seth on podcast tonight here
I am brother, right hand man,we got Jess.
Jess, you've been on I don't'tknow a handful of episodes.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
One to seven.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Seth, you've probably been on a good what half to
third of them.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
A few more handfuls.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Ty's been on two or three, I think.
Yeah, yeah, I think three, butthe first one was dereliction
one, and that's where we gotfires.
We were talking about music.
You're just like, oh yeah, man,it's fires, but you know that
should be made into a chip name.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
That's really spicy.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
It should be I wish I had a soundboard.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Like a level of chip spice, Like pew, pew, pew fires.
Boom yeah except for your momwould be so mad.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
It's the fire ass chip we got Mr Ty Royer shredder
on guitar.
Jess, my sister Person that'stried to kill me for the last 36
years.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
The disruptor of soil .

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Seth the presser of steel, presser of steel.
We sound really tough, and I'mTravis.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
And there's Ty, seller of bins Seller of bins.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Seller of bins Seller of bins.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
The mental seller.
Fake bass player extraordinaire.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
It's a good time, All right what are we?
Doing so we thought on behalfof you know, Travis, and
honoring Travis and all the hardwork that he's done for all of
these 100 episodes, becausethere's nothing he hates more
than being admired.
So here we go.
I would like to start with thefirst question, travis, what is

(04:16):
your biggest secret?
I'm just kidding, that's not,we won't, we'll just the biggest
secret next got it.
Okay, don't look at me itinvolves you in a shovel.
What is it?
Never mind what's your favoritecolor is probably a better one
I like black yeah okay so isthat one or is that two?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
questions it doesn't matter it's a question, that's
the first question.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I think that was just three questions.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
It's a two-part, one question.
That was fairly harmless, soyeah, we're good on that one.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
I like the absence of color.
Let's see.
Let's see.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
What is your?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
favorite food?
Usually a pizza.
Oh, that's solid.
Usually, a pizza is solid steak.
What do you like on your pizza?
Usually Pizza, solid steak.
What do you like on your pizza?
Usually meat combination.
Definitely Sausage, bacon, ham.
You're a meat lover, yeah,gotcha, and I like pepperonis,
but I keep them off because ofthe heartburn, because I'm 38.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
It's true, I feel the same way.
I'm a loser.
I don't like the pepperonis.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
So yes, Question number two, three.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Three.
So question number two three,three, three, three.
Maybe who's your favoritesibling?
I'll wait me.
No, no, I had something betterthan that and I let it go just
kidding.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Maybe don't answer, it depends on your turn all
right playing mom's rulesdepends what is your favorite?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
abstention and why, favorite book you assume I can
read children's books included Idon't know.
Uh, junior high was all aboutthe harry potter books, of
course, which you know.
Junior high was all about theharry potter books, of course,

(06:10):
which you know.
Um, I like documentaries, so Ilike history type stuff too,
which is cool.
Um, I honestly can't tell youthe last book I read.
It's been so long since Iactually sat down.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
I could tell you what the last book you read was yeah
the grumpy monkey yes, it was.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I highly recommend somebody go read that book the
grumpy monkey.
Yes this is the best book everreally is.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Really is um.
Next question I think four, six, ty.
I think you're the one thatkeeps track of the numbers,
right?

Speaker 4 (06:46):
We'll go with six.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
You're asking Ty to keep track of numbers.
He has to do something.
He's here right.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
He's standing up right, he's doing great.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
He said his laugh is broken, so it's not like we can
use it there.
It is so better.
Did this podcast turn out to bewhat you expected so far?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
I had no idea what to expect.
So I, yes, no, maybe I don'tcombination of the three.
I, like we said, we started bysaying we wanted to cover a
little bit of everything and doa little bit of everything.
Do sports, do music, do anykind of weird politics or I

(07:32):
don't know what?
So many different Amber and hersnowboarding, and Zach with his
sobriety and stuff like that.
We keep it lighthearted and funbut then can focus on the
really important things.
And I, yes, I.
I guess I never really set thebar.
I just kind of waited for theshow to take shape and it never

(07:53):
did.
We just still coveredeverything.
That's awesome.
I never wanted to be anotherhunting podcast or another
archery podcast or another JoeRogan.
I just wanted to do shit Iwanted to do.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
We like it.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
You know, what is your favorite quote?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
There's one over there.
I'm pretty sure my last wordswill be well, that shit didn't
work.
And there's a good chance thatthe three of you will be in that
room more likely.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I have a feeling dad will be saying the same thing at
the same time, if he's in theroom too probably that's a good
one.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
We'll go by that one.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
If I think of another one, I'll spit it at you um,
this one, I'm going to throw aplot twist at you, because you
said you wanted surprises,because I was going to warn you
about these things, and now I'mnot going to warn you about them
because they're here right now,right, um?
I called mom and dad beforethis and read them all of these
questions and they have theirown opinions of what they think

(09:04):
you would say.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Oh, they answered your questions.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
So can I answer it?
Then you tell me their answeryeah, unless I want to interrupt
you.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Ah, let's go.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Ready.
Okay, you ready, let's go.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
If reincarnation is real and you had to choose
between a bear or a big eagle,which would you choose?
I'm a bear.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Hands down a bear.
I can take long naps.
I'm always warm.
You're a big, cuddly bear.
The idea of flying, though, isreally Can I?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
be a bear with wings no.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
That's one or the other A winged bear.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Make that solid choice, because you're're gonna
take one of your parents off.
Let's see that.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Hey, I don't like this at all you said let's go
five seconds before you know,let's go with my first instinct.
I'm gonna stay a bear, I'mgonna be blue, I'm gonna scratch
my back on trees and shit.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Is that the the only reason?
Why would your dad think thatyou would want to be a bear?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
To be the Cubs mascot .

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Or maybe to shit in the woods.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, and find a rabbit yes, yep.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
That's what your dad thinks.
You made your mom mad.
She thinks you'd be a big eagle.
She thinks you'd make a greatbig eagle.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
I would probably make a great eagle.
Yep, you'd be up there.
I mean top five.
Maybe you know I can't uh,going on the dollar bill.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
This guy.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
I did not call my parents, our parents.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
That makes you the favorite sibling.
I'm glad we got that one out.
I figured that one out didn't.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
I did not do that, oh shit.
So we're going to do a littleback and forth with Jess on that
one.
So what is the?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
skill you wish you had.
I wish I could speak otherlanguages, that's a fair one.
Yeah, he's like he probablywishes he could play the bass
knocked out my next question no,I'm just kidding.
I don't know.
I think it'd be cool to talk inmultiple languages.
I don't know, I think it'd alsobe cool to like do anything I

(11:29):
don't know, anything that Ican't.
Didn't that kind of whatintrigues?
you is like yeah, the stuff youwish you could do speaking of
van wish I could have a decentpodcast van or station wagon
station wagon oh, mom said a vanDefinitely down by the river.
I mean that's a good answer.

(11:49):
But yeah, we got to go back tothe old shagging wagon.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Sorry Mom.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
What motor wagon have it?
It was wild.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Your germs Seth.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
I've got a lot of questions.
What is the most?
What's happened?
They're coming.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Is anybody watching the live feed?
Do we know what anybody outthere is asking?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Does anybody have any opinions?

Speaker 4 (12:17):
I have no.
What is the most unusual thingyou've ever eaten?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
The most unusual thing I've ever eaten.
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh shit, I've probably eatensome really interesting things
with my time in the military,but they didn't tell me what it
was, so I could just assume thatit was great d me you had to
think.
Mystery is this what am I?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
eating.
Oh man, I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
How about one song to best describe your life?

Speaker 3 (12:49):
One song to describe my life, I don't know.
Something along the lines ofhave you ever heard that song?
I'm Awesome.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Well, dad said, play that funky music, white boy,
that's a good one, I wasthinking Miley Cyrus.
Mom said Party in the USA.
Mom said Uptown Funk.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Uptown Funk.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Yeah, you are kind of smelly like at.
Uptown Funk.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
I was.
I don't know.
I guess I was thinkinglyrically, I wasn't thinking
like a vibe.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Did we answer your foreign food question?
I think we just jumped in.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
I think I accidentally ate cow's bladder
once in Israel, because Iordered a steak and it came out
with this meat and it was reallyflat.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Did it hurt later.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
No, it just.
It was weird.
I thought it was my steak.
So then I ate this whole plateof bladder and then they brought
out my steak and I didn't evenknow what it was.
I was telling the story justlike I told you guys.
My dad laughed at me.
He said I'm pretty sure youjust ate cow's bladder when you

(14:04):
were in Israel.
I didn't even know that was athing, guys.
My dad laughed at me.
He said I'm pretty sure youjust ate cow's bladder when you
were in Israel.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
I didn't even know that was a thing.
Delicacies.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Oh, there's me.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Is it you?
Yeah, sure, yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
What is?

Speaker 3 (14:25):
one thing you can't live without.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
I think beer is a pretty good.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Air, water and chess, Thanks.
I mean, are we talking like I'dsay music's up there, Like I
wouldn't want to live a lifewithout music?
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
What about your siblings?
You jerk Jeez.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yeah, like your family and stuff, you're really
like.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
I'm really close on this one.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
I thought that was a given, maybe like a nice.
We haven't put any parameters.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
It isn't a spoken thing.
You're right.
Alright, here's a side.
Would it be worse to lose yourbig toe or your thumb?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
big toe.
No, it'd be worse to lose mythumb.
What thumb.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yes, that's a hard one, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (15:32):
Actually, yeah, I shoot a thumb button, so I don't
want to lose that one.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Yeah, but I hear you can't balance without your big
toe.
That is true.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
People can walk without a big toe.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
You sure I've never, seen anybody walking?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
You sure, I'm not as good as people with big toes,
have you seen?

Speaker 4 (15:45):
anybody walking.
You don't need to balance tosurvive.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
I feel like there's no right answer to these
questions.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
That's why we're asking them to you, I'm sure you
can still ride a bike without abig toe.
That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
This was not the first time he made Mary Brown
angry.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
By Eric Ford.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Oh, there's questions about you later.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Eric's not out of the clear.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
We love you.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
We're only 18 minutes in Nobody's safe.
This is going to be juicy.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Nobody's safe.
We're only like 10 questions inon my page.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah so my name's Travis and I have a podcast.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
What is your favorite thing to do on a rainy day?
Oh, rainy day, on a rainy day,sleep in, save it for a rainy
day fair.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
I just want to stay in bed, man, I just want to
sleep.
No joke, hear it rattling andjust sleep.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Man just want to stay in bed, now that you're
thinking about relaxing.
What do you want?
I do that every once in a whilewhat do you want out of the
next hundred episodes?

Speaker 4 (16:51):
I don't know, I just want people to have fun with it
more celebrities you know, Inever was, never was about like
sponsorships be in the nextsomething call us rogan.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
He doesn't want it.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
We want it for him, so call us but yeah, next
hundred, I don't know, just it.
Always I always got into thingsI really like to do and then
covered that and peopleconnected with that.
And then it turned into likeother people had things, like
erica had the things she wantedto do for the autism walk or

(17:27):
yeah, or you know, like wetalked about amber, she's got
her snowboarding stuff going on.
It's like people have storiesand people have layers.
It's fun to like dig into thoselayers sometimes.
And ogres also have layers.
So did parfaits, onions, onionsshrek 5 is coming out oh,
everybody's got a cool storythey should be able to tell it

(17:47):
somewhere you know all onions,just go, let that one slide
would you rather wear a strawhat or a cowboy hat?
Cowboy hat odd what would momand dad say?
I didn't ask them that question, okay, all right, I'm gonna
clear on that.
One Odd why would a mom and dad?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
say I didn't ask them that question.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Okay, all right, I'm going to clear on that one.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
I skipped that one.
I skipped that one.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
I mean, come on, it could be John Wayne or George
Strait, why would you not they?

Speaker 1 (18:14):
also didn't want to answer the.
At what age would you allowyour daughters to watch Fight
Club?
For some reason, they didn'tthink that was a good question.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Oh, we were going to flip that on as soon as we got
done with supper See.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
He would have thought it was just fine, mom Dad.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Probably junior high on Fight.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Club, not on my team.
On that one, it's okay, it getsbetter.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
Probably junior high on Fight Club At least, if you
could instantly become an expertin something, what would it be?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Nunchuck skills.
Computer hacking skills, bostaff skills.
Girls like guys with a lot ofskills.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
You got a lot of girls in your household.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
You want them to like you.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Quilts or comforters.
That's not fair.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
I think, it's a very obvious answer, honestly.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
No, that's apples and oranges.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I didn't ask these questions for them to be fair
questions.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
It's an obvious answer, in my opinion.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Quilts.
What do you think?
Seth.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
I definitely think quilts, quilts, yeah, just
because you know they're madewith tender, loving care most of
the time.
You look at a quilt, you'relike someone put some time and
effort in that thing.
That's so.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Not only do you feel real human hands, touch this
well.
Some of the chinese childrenthat make the blankets on that
note um.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I did ask mom and dad this question.
Do you or your wife have moreshoes.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
She does, but it's close.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Mom thinks Travis.
Dad says definitely Daisy.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Well, Cricket's been working on the shoes.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
He's done a number of shoes in this house.
Oh no, we might be a lot closerthan I thought.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
We're running a new tally.
Oh hell, what is your dream car?

Speaker 3 (20:12):
I have a few.
I like to have like a 69 hemikuda, kind of like what dad?
Um, there's uh 65 steam raycoop would be cool.
Um, anything with tri-power andmopar, uh, and what was the

(20:38):
last one?
Oh yeah, I, I want a 64 impalaso I can drive down the road
like um dr dre do you think thatyou would be happy if you were
a short person?
No, I think that I would hatemy life and everybody would make
fun of me, mom and dad bothfully agree.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
No offense to all of you.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
You said all any of us ever wanted to be was tall.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
What are we defining as short?
Short?

Speaker 1 (21:07):
As in, not tall.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
If I was Tyler Donaldson?
Stop it, we don't need Next.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
We love you.
We love you Tiger, we love you.
We love you Tiger, we love youBad.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
He's been on a couple episodes.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
If you don't know who , tyler Johnson is Make fun of
my dude.
Oh man, I better know.
Poke you in the eye.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Dude, he's a good arm wrestler for you, though.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Good arm wrestler.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I don't know if he is actually that's not a true fact
.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
He might not be good at arm wrestling, I'm doing it,
ready Mic drop.
I love you, Tyler.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
What is your favorite holiday?
St Patrick's.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Day.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Oh, it's the next one , isn't it, I think?

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Yeah, it's coming up.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, it's doing it, we're doing it.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
It's the one holiday you can start drinking at 8 9 am
and no one can say anythingit's the one holiday people
accept it.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
That's my point.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
You do it in ireland then it's like oh yeah, you know
, you're okay, you do it here,you're just an alcoholic if you
were the newest spice Girl, whatwould your name be?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Mom and Dad have both Q'd on this one as well.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
I'd be Metal Spice.
I'd be the Spice Girl with theblack leather and black hair.
That was a guitar riff.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Mom was a little nicer.
She started with cayenne spice.
Cayenne spice, mom, that'sterrible.
Then she got really rude andsaid cream of tartar spice,

(22:54):
which is obviously the one we'regoing with.
She knocks him out of the parkwhen she knocks him out, doesn't
she?
Dad said flatulent spice.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
God bless.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Here we are, here we are.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
That one's for mom.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
She got it.
Why couldn't I be metal spice?

Speaker 1 (23:24):
it's too good.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Didn't have the impact of cream and tartar sorry
, quick and I fell up I can'tget over the level of like
preparation for a podcast andshe's been on this level.
She did her homework seth'sover here like this was the plan
seth was seth was going to rideit like this.
We've been planning imagine ifevery podcast was this this wild

(23:46):
yeah we've been planning thisfor weeks together.
He was going to be the straightand narrow, and I was gonna be
a fat jerk you guys just keepasking questions.
Ty just keeps laughing.
That's a podcast.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
I told him that's the only thing he was allowed to do
on this podcast.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
You're welcome NFL up to you Monte.
Adams to the Rams on a two-yeardeal.
What Was that your question?
No, oh, if you could live inany time period.
Which would it be?

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Well, how often I'm sick.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
I'd be dead in the West at probably age five or any
time before insulin isdiscovered, just to hear
infections and stuff that I hadyeah, it'd be terrible, but I'd
say the onset of penicillin,yeah, would be a big deal there.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
I think it'd be fun to be alive through the 50s and
60s.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Like the Industrial Revolution.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Yeah, kind of watch it kick off, Maybe I don't know,
find some oil somewhere.
Go find an almanac.
Just become rich.
Start making sports bets.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
I'm sure you could start a monopoly somewhere, just
become rich for no reason.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Yeah, that's uh.
When I come back as the bear,like I'm gonna scheme, all that
out, so that when I come backthe next time, then I'll have it
all figured out, but I don'thave time to figure that out
right now.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
That's for a later date.
Next reincarnation Alright, Ihave Prequel.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
No weapons.
Setting this no weapons,setting this, setting this mood.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Okay, no weapons.
I'm in a room, no weapons.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Not in a room.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
You can be in a room.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
You know what You're in a room.
Is it a room or is it not aroom?
What's the location.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Mom, and dad have a very strong opinion you can't
just start with no weapons.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
No weapons, I'm in panic mode.
You have to fight a chimpanzee.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Who wins Chimpanzee?

Speaker 4 (25:42):
How tall is this chimpanzee?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Dad says not a chance in hell.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
I put dad on this one .

Speaker 1 (25:47):
And you know, mom, she's like my kids are the
greatest if they want to be thegreatest.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
So she thinks you'll start losing until the
chimpanzee I'm gonna have a pooon you, and then you're gonna
get pissed, and then it's doneand then the chimpanzee is well,
it's throw it out, done, Igotcha, okay, yeah mom's got the
w on that one no, that's right.
I've seen the race like no,you're not gonna be, not gonna
feel.
Thanks for believing in us, momI do appreciate.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
I've seen 28 days later.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
I love how mom's just like oh yeah, you know from
start to finish.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
She's like my kids ain't winning.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
He would find a way to do it and I'm just like no,
that chimpanzee's gonna fuckingkill me, it gets worse, your own
chimpanzee kill you.
I don't think I'm going to havea choice.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
That's a pretty cool way to go.
I don't know about letting it,but like.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, I mean, if we got to go, I mean that's a
pretty cool story.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
All right, we got it.
So Norma Buzzy Buzz.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
What is your favorite song?
This one as of today, thiscurrent, second?

Speaker 3 (27:08):
I don't know.
Let's go, let's go.
Let's go Stairway Zeppelin.
I'll go really.
Yeah, that's a good one.
That's where I'm at.
I've never heard you.
Let's go Stairway Zeppelin,really.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
That's where I'm at.
I've never heard you listen tothat song.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
It's a long song.
It's in his heart.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
You know what I would probably go if I had to pick a
song to fly to heaven to, it'sprobably going to be Texas Flood
.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Stevie Ray, that's good too.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
I know when I get there Stevie's going to be like
I've been playing this the wholeride.
I'm like, thanks, man.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Are your fingers hurt ?
No man, it's heaven dude.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
It's a long ride.
You can play guitar forever inheaven.
Why is Christopher talking likethis man?
It's weird.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
The tubes don't go out in heaven, bro, oh gosh.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
The ants go to 11 in heaven.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Heaven, but these ants go to 11.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
If you came into a room, you had to sit down and
the only two chairs left were arusty metal folding chair or a
rocking chair with no back.
Which would you choose?

Speaker 3 (28:21):
I mean I'm screwed.
Either way, you gotta have theback support, yeah these are
impossible questions, I know butI'm gonna get tetanus at the
same time.
Well, if you.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Just wear clothes, if you're.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Problem solved buddy.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
I'm going with the folding chair.
Just because he's supporting itso much, don't let it in your
body.
Well, yeah, we're assuming thathe's naked on the chair.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
I was going to ask how this podcast has inspired
you, but I guess I don't evenneed to ask that question now
cause it's Ty he just did it.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Good job, bud.
And check there you go now withthat life altering answer.
He just did it.
Good job, bud, and check.
There you go.
Isn't that fun Now with thatlife-altering answer what's the?

Speaker 4 (29:02):
most important lesson you've learned in life.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
There is a God and I am not him.
Nice.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
If you could sing like anybody, who would it be?
And why would you pick TrentRandall?
I mean, who would it be, andwhy would you pick Trent Randall
?
I mean who?

Speaker 2 (29:20):
would it be?

Speaker 3 (29:23):
I didn't say whose pecs I wanted to have.
Steve, I would get that one.
We spent I don't know how muchof an episode talking about
Trent's pecs it's like threeepisodes that I can remember now
.
Well, you were probably on thefourth or fifth now We'll bring
it up next time too.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Michael Jackson.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
No, I don't want any part of that dude.
Sham on Next question.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Shit want any part of that.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Sham on it'll come to me probably like being Crosby
yeah, one of them voices thatare like classic.
Nobody can sound like a man.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
You know, there's people like reincarnate, like a
Cobain.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
No, because there's Cobain did it and he was awesome
at it, but I feel like there'sother people that can do Cobain,
Just like there's people A.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Bennington.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
There's crooners out there who can do Sinatra.
I don't know too many peoplethat can do a Bing Crosby Next.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
What is the best trip you've ever been on?

Speaker 3 (30:40):
we're talking vacation sure or psychedelic
blip besides surgery I've neverdone psychedelics.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
What is the best math ?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
we are in Illinois no , we do math, not math we do
math, not math.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Everybody smiles.
We do math, not meth.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Everybody smiles with all of their teeth.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Thank you, that's the next twist of Blade shirt.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Everyone smiles.
Math, not meth.
You're welcome TM TM.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
I have all my teeth.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
I don't even remember the question.
Now Skip.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Sathamphetamine left the van.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
I lost all of the teeth.
Now See what happened.
Good idea.
What was the?

Speaker 3 (31:16):
question now.
Skip Sethamphetamine left thevan.
I lost all of the teeth.
Now let's see what happened.
Good idea.
What was the question?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Do you know how many licks it takes to get the center
?

Speaker 3 (31:23):
of the Tootsie Pop.
One, two, crunch three.
Wait so you lick the TootsieRoll?
No, you just watch thecommercial.
It tells you, right there.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Dad says he doesn't and Mom says yeah, he chews
suckers.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Yeah, one, two, three A one a two a three.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, well, he does know, he does know, he does it,
says it right in the commercialguys.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
He does stop counting after three.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
It's evening Christmas.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Hmm, hmm, chill.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Explain everything to these kids.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
You're the big brother.
Yeah, kids, you're the bigbrother.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Yeah, what is the best advice you've ever received
um?

Speaker 3 (31:59):
there is a God and I am not best advice.
You probably listen to apodcast, like when I was doing
service work, like pest controlwork.
I was listening to podcasts allthe time, like it's all.

(32:20):
I did.
Listen to music, listen topodcasts and I'd listen to
working trance watching oh nobuddy you have great talking
about you uh, I would listen tocleared hot with andy stump.
I'd listen to working class bowhunters, I'd listen to I don't

(32:40):
know several different shows fordifferent purposes.
And uh, one thing that andystump put out on um cleared hot,
that was very helpful for mewas just like if you look at the
big picture as a whole and youlook at all the things you have
to accomplish and you have allthe things you need to get done,

(33:02):
if you're looking at that wholepicture like it's going to
freak you out.
But if you take a, just take asmall part of that and knock
that out and then take the nextsmall part.
If you look in the micro andget through your day, like I
just have to make it to lunch, Ijust have to make it to dinner,
I just have to make it like ifyou start mike not like
micromanaging, I guess it can becalled the next moment set

(33:25):
objectives, but like realisticobjectives through any project,
because if you look at the wholeproject, you're just going to
want to curl up in a quilt andlay in your bed on a rainy day
and not move and listen to BingCrosby.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
I mean, that's not a bad day?

Speaker 3 (33:45):
No, but you can't stay there, you know.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Do you think dolphins dream about what it would be
like to be human?

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Now what in the hell?

Speaker 1 (33:59):
So you don't think that?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
there was.
Uh, actually made me think of ajoke your wife thinks that old
mcdonald had a dolphin enoughfun eieio and on that farm that
dolphin went saw that the otherday and it drove me nuts anyways
, uh, dolphins think about usnon-stop, because they're, if I

(34:24):
was to guess, you know, sincemermaids aren't real I'm sorry,
jess, but mermaids aren't real,but dolphins are and uh, and all
they want to be is part of ourworld.
Just to spend one day in thesand.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Carly, your wife thinks the opposite.
She's like dolphins haven'tmade.
They do not care about us atall.
Their lives are so much betterthan ours.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
I think that they really wish they could be part
of our world.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
They're like damn.
I want to go to work and drivemy truck.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Or they don't reprimand their daughters out
where they walk and they runplay all day.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
I actually had a question about that, about about
how many of those it took foryou to lose your mind.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
A mermaid.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, how many of the .
Little Mermaid videos.
It took for you to lose yourmind.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Here we are.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Enough it seems Enough.
Will you ever tell our parentsthe truth about that time that
you snuck the soda in the middleof the night and then heard mom
coming upstairs, and so you raninto my room and you hid it
under my bed, and I'm the onethat got the spanking from it
when we were like six and eight.

(35:41):
I was just wondering if youwere ever going to say that to
my parents and like tell themthe truth about that, ever yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
I didn't think so.
I have no idea, never hold.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I'll tell you what I'll tell you what for every
time that she complains, nextquestion, next question.
And we don't have enough timefor that one, sorry.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Every time I got my ass whip there's and you know
mom might have said that in thenotes also, but we're not going
to talk about that.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
And I interrupted her also and said this podcast is
not about me, Mom, this podcastis about Travis.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Where's her volume knob?
No, it's that one, and Jess ison pause.
Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Seth All right, so what is your?

Speaker 3 (36:31):
biggest fear.
My biggest fear Snakes Handsdown.
Hate snakes, not clowns.
My biggest fear Snakes Handsdown.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Hate snakes, not clowns.
My sister's questions.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Clowns.
You wipe off their makeup andthey're just an idiot wearing
makeup.
What if they're like some sick?

Speaker 4 (36:46):
cancer guy.
His face just looks pale.
What is wrong with you?
He doesn't have makeup.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
You're talking about a pantomime with a terminal
illness, but he's a clown.
Next question but that is thatseth's microphone there.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Talk, seth oh, yes, yeah thanks.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Now you're muted.
For a while I didn't think thatthat question could be topped
with a dumber question I thinkwe should get the soundboard.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
We should have the soundboard if we have a show,
that's a terrible idea I know,because I don't know what any of
the buttons do and I want totouch all of them.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Excuse me.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
All right.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
This is a big, big opinions from mom and dad.
With these, we had a huge talkabout this.
What is the name of yourfavorite childhood stuffed
animal?

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Ted.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Incorrect, it is Just kidding.
Dad said Cubby and Mom saideither the Bugs Bunny or Bear.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Yeah, it was Bear or Cubby, for sure.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Told you you were wrong, okay what is the most
spontaneous thing you've everdone?

Speaker 3 (38:11):
appropriate wait, can't tell that one.
Uh, no, can't tell that oneeither.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Um started a podcast yeah, fair if you want a trip to
take your parents and yoursister and carly and uh kylie
and probably a little brother,and if ty wakes up in time maybe
he can fit into the trunk inthe whole world.

(38:37):
Where would you I?

Speaker 4 (38:38):
didn't hear any kids take me I mean us two-part
answer.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
You're all getting in the car and going somewhere not
together.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
We're all gonna meet once we get find out where we're
going.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
But you're all going yeah, I'm gonna stay here I'll
have a coke.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Go ahead and go ahead and drop that mic.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
There he is.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
There he is uh, if I could take everybody to ireland
I would.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
That's what mom and dad both said.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
He's taking me to ireland, yeah, we're going,
we're going to ireland, but uh,yeah, if you guys are all
getting in a car and goingsomewhere and I can just, you
big jerk, stay at home in myunderwear, not worry about a one
of you for a freaking week.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
So you could have any animal as a pet.
What?
What would it be?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Komodo dragon.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
Ooh, that doesn't sound safe at all.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
You have to remove the venomous vial, but other
than that.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
This is a two-part.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
I'd have a buffalo actually.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
This is either two questions or a two-part one
question.
I'm really not sure how itworks.
Anyway, zombie apocalypse.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Oh, let's go.
First part mobile or stationaryyou have to fortify and then,
once you need supplies, you'regonna have to be you got a home
base oh yeah, you got toestablish home base you got to
fortify, you got to you know,and then once you get that, then
you try and sneak out, get avehicle, get, get it in weld

(40:04):
some shit to it Make sure youhave plenty of money so you can
board the windows up.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
You only leave when you have to right.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Gorilla glue as long as I've got water you know, but
you think about it.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
If there's zombie apocalypse and the world's going
down, the shitter like, howmuch longer is any certain area
going to still have power?
Right?
So you'll have to go solar solike well, or you just keep
going to places to have poweruntil you find all of them, and
during that time second partokay, during that time, what is

(40:36):
your weapon of choice?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Reagan what do you assume is going to kill a zombie
?
What is your first assumption?

Speaker 3 (40:46):
That's probably a better one, probably a
semi-automatic shotgun of somesort, fair, because I'm guessing
there's going to be some closequarters combat.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
You're pretty great with a bo staff, but we don't
know what's going to kill thisthing.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
You need some distance.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Yeah, you need some distance, you know just reach
out.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
That'd be another one for Eric.
What do we use in the zombieapocalypse?

Speaker 1 (41:08):
weird my podcast is my online people are nicer than
yours well, mine are talkingabout hookers, they're doing
just fine

Speaker 4 (41:18):
yeah, if you could only eat one meal for the rest
of your life, what would it be?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
oh man, I am the worst at this, because I eat
something three times in a weekand I'm sick of it for two.
You know I mean those weekswhere you're so busy, you just
get pizza, like two or threenights, and then, like I can't
do pizza for two weeks yeah,this is, this is but this is
like not if you have to eat ifit's something that I could just

(41:45):
um hmm, tricky.
Well, it's like a questionbetween do you want to eat like
your favorite food forever or doyou want to like get this dish
every day?
That you could do differentthings with you.
Know how do I got to answerthis pizza two part?

(42:06):
I mean with a pizza.
Technically you could dodifferent things with you.
Know how do I got to answerthis Pizza To Bart?
I mean with a pizza,technically you could do
different things with a pizza.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
You could do protein-heavy pizza.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
You could Veggie-heavy pizza If you get
sick of regular pizza you couldgo to like Chicken, bacon, ranch
or Parmesan.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Don't make us have a whole other episode with Carly
on this.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
She'll tell you how to fix.
Fix everything with a tomato.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Well, that's why I was thinking maybe, like a
mexican fajita, some flourmexican, I could take the
different parts of a fajita andI can make like breakfast
burrito, flour and butter.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
You make life happen.
Now a little sugar.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
I mean you can use dessert pizzas too pizza
everywhere.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
So yeah, I mean pizza's a solid answer.
I don't know if that's what Icould eat forever, but I do love
me some pizza.
I mean, look at me, I lovepizza.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
This is a two question.
I have to ask two questions ina row.
First question when eatingcereal, big spoon or a little
spoon?

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Little spoon.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
When snuggling your wife, big spoon or a little
spoon.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Little spoon.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
When snuggling your wife, big spoon or a little
spoon, little spoon, solidanswer.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
I can't breathe if I'm big spoon.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Her hair's in my face .
I can't.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
I hate spoonie.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
My arm's half asleep under me.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
She's all that is woman.
Love her she starts snoring.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
I can't get my arm.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
You need to hear me roar.
She's woman.
Hear her roar I'm not judging,I'm just saying it happened,
non-specific what's yourfavorite dessert?

Speaker 3 (43:43):
uh oh speaking of carly's food like a really,
really hot cobbler with thevanilla ice cream on top.
That's so good, yeah, like alike a cherry or an apple
cobbler or peach, even likereally hot, like like what they
have at ponderosa when we werekids, and you just go over,

(44:04):
scrape it out of the thing.
But I just go to the ice creammachine and dump like a gallon
of ice cream on top of it.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
This question hurts.
So you remember those momentsin life when mom and dad lie to
us for a really long time andthen we finally ask the question
and then they laugh, and sothen you know the answer is like
Like they really weren't olderthan dirt and 21 exactly like
that.
This is one of those readylet's tell one on jessica here.

(44:32):
So no, it's not about me thistime.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
It's so convinced mom and dad told her for years that
dad was older than dirt and momwas 21 and she was like eight
at the timewe're in the middle of like farm
cake or something and she'ssitting in the cart and all of a
sudden she's like and some mommeets somebody in the store and
just talks to them and they'rehaving a conversation it was

(44:57):
target however long damn youtarget.
I remember it like it wasyesterday and she's talking to
this lady, so he's like I, I'mblah blah, so how old are you
again?
And she says, like you know, Idon't know.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
29 listen, mom and I have a really great relationship
.
Now things are different.
She's apologized, jessica.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
It's bald, she bald in the middle of the store
because it took a long time toget over that she just found out
that mom was not 21.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
That my mother wasn't a liar yeah.
My dad never interjected once.
Not once Shook his head, walkedout of the room saying
something mean, it's funny, we'dbe at the park and people would
walk through and be like who'syour parents?

Speaker 3 (45:38):
How?

Speaker 4 (45:39):
old, are they?

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yeah, we don't know my dad's older than dirt Mom's
21.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
I believe that shit.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
That's not.
That's not.
I believed it.
That's not true.
I'm over it Anyway, it soundslike it.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Anyway, I'm going to talk to my therapist later.
I'll be fine.
Anyway, how?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Tell him.
I said hi, you ready for thisone?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
This is going to hurt a little bit.
How does it make you feel thatyou no longer get presents on my
birthday?
And did you also know that thatnever happened on seth's
birthday?

Speaker 3 (46:12):
first of all, let me answer the first part of this
question.
Who says that I'm not stillgetting presents on your are you
giving him presents on mybirthday?

Speaker 1 (46:21):
still, I swear to you I think I was, I think I
witnessed the last one actuallyand I just talked to them an
hour before this podcast theyhad all that window of time to
tell me that truth.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Cool, I didn't say I did.
Can you be a little offended?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
by the second part then, so we can both be a little
equal in this.
This is crap Anyway.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
I thought it was a little.
I thought, did you?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
realize that that just like light bulb dawned me
today like wow, we never gotgifts on seth's birthday.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
We were.
We were teenagers when he wasborn.
That doesn't matter, no, butthink about it, you're still
getting gifts on my birthday andyou're like oh, he's a teenager
, you're almost 40 that's notconfirmed.
Yeah, look at me in my eyes.
Look at me in my eyes.
I got yes me in my eyes.
I got something in my eyes weconfirmed Next question.
We were teenagers when Seth wasborn.
We were teenagers when Seth wasborn, so on his birthday it was

(47:13):
more like no, you can't go hangout with your girlfriend, you
have your brother's birthday, itwas just like God damn it.
You just get a lot of cake,yeah, but I'm not gonna eat it
all.
I'm sorry to chase women andI'm stuck on my brother's
three-year-old birthday partylike what's up, pal, how you
doing squirt.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
So no, I didn't want a present on that day, mom and
dad didn't have anything to sayon that question.
No opinion, no comment and also, where are you?
I think for the second half ofthis seth, and I should revert
to these questions because theseare directly from your mom and
dad.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
We gotta stick to the script now.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
These next questions are directly from your parents.
Am I first Start?
If you can understand what I'veseen here Mom's trying to deny
it.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Mom's trying to deny it.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
Yeah, I'm not.
She's not on my Facebook Liveand I'm not looking at it either
.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
She's like why are you still believing him?

Speaker 1 (48:13):
We're fighting.
It's fine Mom.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
We just talked about this.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
We were just here.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Okay, what do we got?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
You can do the first one.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
You're more in touch with the first one than I am.
This one's from.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Dad You're an 80s teenager Okay, short shorts or
parachute pants guy.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Short shorts.
I got great legs.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
I really want it.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
That's what Dad said.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
But he said- my dad said I have great legs.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
No, he said that you think you have a nice butt.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
I didn't say anything About my butt.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Well.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
It was.
He did Around that, alright.
So who?
Who wins in a fight BetweenBear in the Big Blue House and
Barney?
Yeah, I mean, barney's adinosaur, I'm gonna go with.
Barney is a dinosaur, I'm goingto go with.
Barney is a dinosaur.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Have you seen Bear in a Big Blue House Coked up.
Barney's going to win that game.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Bear when you NFL jump ship with Seth.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
If you hadn't picked the Bills, who would you have
picked?

Speaker 3 (49:18):
We would have picked the Cleveland Browns.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
That's what he said too, Yep yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Yeah, I f you said too yep, yeah, yep, I uh, yeah,
I fenced, john, we call it thegreat migration.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
We, we ended up being I didn't have anyone to root
for anymore.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
About five years ago just couldn't handle being a
cowboys fan anymore I couldn'tunderstood martinis shaken or
stirred uh, that's a real pickle.
Simply because you want to belike James Bond shake and not
stirred, but like you listen tomost people on their drink

(49:55):
mixing shows and they're justlike, yeah, you don't shake it
like James Bond, you stir itlike that's how you're supposed
to do it.
So do I want it done right ordo I want to be cool like James
Bond?
I'm gonna be like James BondShake that bitch, let's go.
Obviously, it's all about beingcool.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Yes, I need you to sit down for this one.
Check who's your favoriteBatman.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Michael Keaton.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
That's what they said your mother would like to know
at what your mother would liketo know at what age you snuck
out first.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Like during the day or at night.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
I don't know that she .

Speaker 4 (50:39):
What classifies as sneaking out Age group?

Speaker 1 (50:43):
The first time you remember sneaking out.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
So when we got the house on Dean Street, mom and
dad's big room upstairs had thatlittle party patio.
You remember that at all.
Okay, you wouldn't haveremembered that.
You were not.
Well, there was a little porchthere, there was okay, but
before it was like a patio, itwas like a glass room.
They've got it covered up nowand yeah but it was what.

(51:09):
The glass room was.
Across the front is what becamethe party patio.
So there was actually a roomthere, and then at the end there
was a door where you could goout, but of course there's no
stairway or nothing thereanymore, it just it was just a
door.
On the second story well, momtold me to go clean my room and

(51:31):
I didn't like cleaning my room,so I jumped out of the second
story door to avoid cleaning myroom and went to help the guy
next door rake leaves.
And then I got in trouble forraking leaves, so you didn't
want to do your own chores but Iwas helping the elderly and my
mom still smacked me what areyou doing?

(51:54):
we are all gonna get in so muchtrouble for this fuck all right,
all right yeah, that was thefirst time I snuck out and I
paid for it dearly and Ideserved it Okay.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Which of your childhood friends was the
craziest?

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Craziest of the childhood friends.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
I think that also should be what would you define
as crazy.
Childhood friends, though yes.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Well, there's different kinds of crazy
Childhood Mom and dad have anopinion on this Probably Gage
Spain.
They said that he was theweirdest, but dad thinks Tim was
the craziest and mom thinksEric was definitely the craziest
.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
You've got a three-way tie there.
That's pretty legit.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yeah, I can understand and respect all of
those and luckily Gage movedbefore we got to high school,
otherwise, who knows what wouldhave happened.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
God knew what he was doing on that one, I think.
What is the best donut?
The best donut Like fromVariety Show, best donut.
Any best donut in the wholeworld.
Any donut, the best donut.
The best donut Like fromVariety Show, best donut.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Any best donut in the whole world, any donut.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
The best donut is definitely that raspberry flip
from Casey's.
Raspberry flip from Casey'sthat's pretty crazy.
Raspberry flip with the creamcheese.
I'm sorry, I didn't know.
The donuts were so funny.
And do you know this?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
next question's kind of comical um, mom and dad also
have a very strong opinion, uhfavorite they always do yes,
favorite christmas and orbirthday present, only one, the
very best in your childhood yourvery favorite christmas
birthday present very Christmasor birthday.
Either or that you can rememberfrom childhood.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
I got a new set of golf clubs.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Wrong.
Nope, that's not it.
Nope, that wasn't the one.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
As a kid I got like a basketball.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Wrong, that's not the one.
Nope, that's not your favorite.
No, that's not the one either.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
I'm your favorite, no magic that's not the one either
I'm sure jess got me somethingat some point no, this is for
mom and dad.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
They told me to keep telling you that this isn't
right until you say the rightone oh for the love of god, um,
was it the garth brooks?

Speaker 3 (54:19):
no, you're wrong, that's not what it was either.
No, was it the Garth Brooksvideocassette?

Speaker 1 (54:22):
No, you're wrong.
That's not what it was either.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
VHS Garth Brooks.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Try harder.
You know what your favoriteChristmas slash, birthday
present Wrong.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
I'm not going to get this.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Yeah, it was the shotgun.
We all agree, we all rememberthat as a big moment.
Yeah, that's a solid one.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
That didn't come to my mind first, but yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Yep, that's why you're not the favorite child
after today.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Yeah don't ask me next.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Don't do that one yet .
Don't do that yeah not 79,because that one's weird.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Okay, I have brisket upstairs and I'm listening to
this shit.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
If you were a spider, would you be an inside spider
or an outside spider?

Speaker 3 (55:04):
I'd be an inside spider.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
That's fair.
I'm gonna make my little web upin the corner.
I'm gonna get some house flies.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
I'm gonna stay warm in the winter, cool in the
summer, like Lucas.
I'm not gonna be like a littlekid, I'm gonna be like a regular
person.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
I'm gonna be like a regular spider.
I don't know what you mean.
I'm gonna be a grown up spider.
That Lucas kid needs to grow up.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Build your own web, move out, oh geez we would like
to know what number 11 is onyour bucket list number 11 on my
bucket no, maybe number one or11 probably number 11 both okay,
I can just say that bucket listis definitely getting back to

(55:50):
Ireland and number 11 would begetting back to Ireland again
that was too easy, we made ittoo easy.
I didn't realize bucket list,bucket list.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
There's a lot of places I'd like to see.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Okay, are you ready?
Because we're going to need allyour brain power for these next
Stop it hurts your next eightquestions.
We need like a Seth.
If you could do like a softtone, like speed round noise.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Just a creative speed round sound.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
It's got to be like lingering in the background.
That's what he's here for.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
So we have a speed round that mom and dad created
and they would like to know fast.
That's it, that's the one.
Yes, yes, they would like toknow.
This is the theme Superheroes.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
Is your mind on superheroesright now?

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Number one, who would be your nemesis?

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Nemesis.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Uh, flatulent man.
Who would be your sidekick andwhy would you choose me?
Sidekick would be you and youwould be like the hardcore chick
.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Thank you.
Yeah, would you have a cape?

Speaker 3 (57:02):
No, no capes, no capes.
Yep, everybody says no capes.
Remember Thunderhead Right.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Where is your secret hideout?
Mom says stop telling peoplewhere your secret hideout is.
Next question that's fair.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
Why are you yelling?

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Because that's what she told me to do when you were
trying to reveal the secrethideout Travis, this is mom's,
this is a speed round.
Who's to?
Say that I'm not already asuperhero and I'm trying to lead
you to the other side, yourmother would like to know how we
can contact you.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Instagram.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
What is your weakness ?
Your mother says don't tellpeople your weaknesses.
Jesus.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Bacon oh, oh no, because I want people to give me
bacon what is your motortransport?

Speaker 4 (57:54):
last question faster and why is it invisible?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
and have you found?

Speaker 3 (58:05):
yeah, I'm gonna go with like some hovercraft thing,
some UFO thingy Obviouslyinvisible.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Yeah, and that's over .

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Mom, and Dad.
I have a few more questions foryou.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I like where this is going.
Where am I at?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Anything down here Okay.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
All right, all right.
Okay, all right, all right.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
So if you, Recreate the most annoying sound.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Dub and dubber Mock yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah .

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Yeah Mocking, yeah Monkey bird.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Everybody have you heard.
Don't buy me a monkey bird, ifthat bird don't sing.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Don't buy me a diamond ring.
That just happened.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Dad wants to know if they need an archer or a bassist
on Mars.
Would you let them recruit youOn Mars?

Speaker 3 (59:16):
I mean someone's gotta do it?

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Who are we shooting on Mars and why is it archery?

Speaker 1 (59:21):
Is it because of the lack of gravity?
I don't know.
They're not telling us thedetails.
It's classified, it's veryclassified.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
The gravity would be different.
I'd have to take so much timeto learn a new setup on it
Travis.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
You're needed, we need it, your base slash archery
skills.
Come to Mars.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
I mean, if you get the right bow, you can play it
as a base.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Immediately.
I need the answer right now yesor no?

Speaker 4 (59:42):
Listen, I prefer more intel with my intel Listen.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
With my intel listen.
The only reason they recruitedme is because they listened to
this podcast and they're likethis dude he knows what he's
doing with a bow, knows how toslap a bass.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Knows how to make fun of people america and the world
need you on mars I'm gonna evilthat shit, I'm going to mars,
let's go.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
He said, yes, let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
I mean I'm gonna show , I'm gonna show mars, the
sopranos too, and they're gonnalike it going to Mars, let's go.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
He said, yes, let's go.
I'm going to show Mars theSopranos too, and they're going
to like it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
He's bringing me because I am his sidekick.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
You got to stay here.
That's bullshit.
Someone's got to take care ofmy worldly business.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
That's what Ty's here for.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Yeah, worldly business Okay, yeah.
You're on another one carlydoesn't want to go to mars are
you worried?

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
mars is filled with all of the pests you've killed I
ain't going to mars, not goingdo you ever lay awake at night
thinking about the pest genocidethat you created?

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
No, I'm good with that.
I just don't want to see himagain.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
I think about him all the time I see their faces, not
their faces, mostly theirlittle legs.
I see that all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Well, or when they like fall on their back and like
yeah, do dead bugs.
You know how it is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
So mom and dad have specifically asked me to.
To sum up with this last part,if you guys have any questions
before that, please feel free toask them.
We'll check on here.
We'll check around in thecircle, otherwise I have a
really big question.

(01:01:28):
Let me go through my list, yeahyeah, I'm going to go up and
down here.
Let's see if we missed anything.
I've got a good line.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
I've got a good line here.
Oh, my phone's over there, so Ican't do anything.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
So I'm awkwardly just sitting here.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Here's one what is your blood type?
A positive what is your dad'sblood type?

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
I know I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
He's O positive.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
I do you need to know these things?

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
It was the only A plus I ever got was my blood
type you and me buddy there wego Mic drop.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
What is your favorite childhood memory when?

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
his sister was born.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
It's like right before May 17th Stop.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Specifically 2000?
Not like.
It's like May 16th 99.
Maybe like that's when.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
I stopped getting birthday gifts on my other
siblings.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
That's when they gave up on presents.
Aww.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
What is the last movie you watched?

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
No, it was the Despicable Me 4.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
What is your favorite TV show?
Sopranos.
What is your biggest pet peeve?

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Flushing the toilet or turning on the water while
I'm in the shower.
That one pisses me off.
Yeah, that's a bad one.
I've got a bunch, but that oneturning on the water while I'm
in the shower.
That one pisses me off.
Yeah, that's a bad one.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
I've got a bunch but that one's on the top.
What is your favorite outdooractivity?

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Probably shooting a bow or golfing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
I've got some NFL news.
Uh-oh what's happening theBills and Josh Allen reached an
agreement on a newrecord-setting six-year $330
million contract.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Well, they must have restructured his deal so they
can actually get him someplayers.
Well, they released Von Miller.
They needed to.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
So so Summing this up , Nah.
Mom and dad have asked me tokind of skim through the
awesomeness of Travis.
To the best of my memory,Please chime in with things that
you remember too, Through thethings that Travis has done

(01:04:00):
throughout his life.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
we are really freaking excited for him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
We are really freaking excited for him.
Well that was a good episode.
Travis has been an athletesince he was fifth grade.
All through high school andstate qualifying, went through
college and continued to playsports, went into the military,

(01:04:25):
stayed in the military for six,seven years, did honor guard.
Um what else travis has been anarcher was the number one
archer in illinois one yeartravis has deployed to egypt's
travis has timber fest of thethings I've accomplished in my

(01:04:51):
life.
I did survive throughout hiswhole life I was looking at the
posters over there and I waslike timber, an active father of
two girls, an active husband toone woman only throughout his
life yeah, we, we try to keep it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
It was his high school sweetheart, which is even
cooler.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
He has been a loyal brother, he's been a great
friend.
He's been all over America forhis passions.
More states I've been andTravis wants to use his podcast
to advertise everybody else andwe thought that maybe that it

(01:05:32):
would be awesome to highlighthim, because travis doesn't do
that for himself and he doesn'tever.
He doesn't ever get it enough,but he's very accomplished and
he wants.
He wants the people he caresthe most about to succeed more
than anything, and that's whatmakes this podcast great, that's

(01:05:53):
what makes Travis great andthat's why we all love him and
are here today.
Ty and I were just talkingabout that before we got started
, and that's what mom and dadwanted to make sure was first
and foremost.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
My top two listeners.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
We were gonna ask you what you had the most pride in
but we honestly, as your youngersiblings, have the most pride
in you and um, we're really,we're really excited for all the
accomplishments that you'vemade throughout this 70 years of
your life 40 years 38.

(01:06:31):
, 39 years of your life, and wecan't wait for the next 100
episodes.
I'm here for it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
So Is that all?
Are you done?

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
I could keep going Next page Flip page.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
I've got like a final question, I've got, I've got a
final question my life wasbasically 2000 are you done
talking about how?

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
cool this guy is can we stop already but no like.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
Do you think this episode will reach within the
top 10 of all of your otherepisodes?

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
um, I don't know um in your heart, oh in my opinion
sure, yeah, oh yeah, I love youknow well, yeah a hundred
percent.
Um, I didn't think you'd get to100.
There's been times I've been.
We definitely didn't get 100questions.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Oh, yes, we did.
We had 20 written down, but wedidn't Ask that many.
Oh, we did, because we askedall of mine and I have 100
questions.
I never thought that I wouldget to 100 episodes.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
I never knew what the show would ever Take shape or
if anybody'd give a shit, or um,flirted with the idea of
shutting it down a couple times,but uh, then you always get
that sideways.
Hey, man, you're gonna doanything.
I was like I guess you knowsomeone's interested in doing
something obviously I'm gonna belike, oh well, we gotta do.

(01:08:06):
You know, okay, talk to calebthe other night.
He's like, oh yeah, I do moreshows.
I'm like, okay, I guess youknow, and there's just a lot of
people with a lot of coolstories out there, and that's
that's what this show is allabout is like dial the wild.
Whatever makes you, whateverstirs you up inside.

(01:08:28):
That's what we wanted to dialin on it, cause you'll might
find other people that havesimilar interest, or that same
kind of thing gets them crazytoo.
So, before you know it, you'vegot your basement ceiling ripped
out and you're trying tobabysit a brisket and letting

(01:08:51):
your siblings talk shit to youfor an hour and a half, hey, and
I just I just cannot wait tosee what I'm gonna get august
16th this year so well we knowwhat we're not getting.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
on May 17th Mom, Dad, three gifts.
Now three years, you guys aredone.
We get all the presents and allthe kids' birthdays.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
All three of us.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Hey, listen, this is only going to work if we all
stand up front.
You, me, seth, all three of usthree still.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
The I'm still the favorite, so I can't join this
movement, sorry, I can't tellyou, you're not the favorite
till tomorrow okay, that's your100th no, I'm just glad that, uh
, you know, for the handful ofus that still like to get
together and do this shit, thatit, you know it's still fun.
Well, it might be like, oh man,you know, I gotta schedule in

(01:09:49):
podcasts or I gotta meetsomebody somewhere, but but
whenever you like actually getsat down to do it, then it's
just like holy shit, you know,you actually got to catch up
with somebody or figure outwhere they're at, or get to hear
this cool story about them.
I mean, think about, we talkedabout it.
We talked about zach sobriety.
We talked about ambersnowboarding.
We've talked about god.
What, what have we talked aboutit?
We talked about zach sobriety.
We talked about um ambersnowboarding.

(01:10:09):
We've talked about god.
What, what have we talked aboutfor 100 episodes?

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
we talked about the canon we had canon.
Yeah, all the saint patrick'sepisodes.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
We've had wonderful pete, we've had neil armstrong
on halloween episode not thatone timber fest episode, the
timber fest Chronicles areprobably towards the top of my
favorite podcast, the PerfectStorms.
The Perfect Storms are great.
Somewhere on a the Bowhuntersno, somewhere there is an Ask

(01:10:41):
Monkey podcast that is still ona computer.
That never got released.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Is Mom and Dad still on?
We should ask them if they haveone more question to sum you up
, yeah, I don't know.
Mom Dad.
Mom, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
Been yelling at them the whole podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Now they got nothing to say, it's just super cool.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
It's super cool to see where he's gone, we've done
a lot of cool stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
It really is, is it's been surprisingly really?

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
awesome.
Well, and, like I said, it justnever took shape.
It just you want to come on,talk about something that means
something to you here's, here'syour forum right you know, and
I've had and I have turned folksaway that, uh, have you know, I
don't know.
They wrote a book and they wantto talk about it.

(01:11:33):
So they contacted a hundredpodcasts to see if if they could
come on and talk about theirbook.
I don't want to talk about yourbook If it's somebody I know
and they're just like you know.
I wrote this book.
I'm like dude, tell me allabout it.
Cool, let's go.
Yeah.
Um, but I wrote this book.
I'm like dude, tell me allabout it.
Weird Cool, let's go yeah.
But yeah, it's just here forthe weird stuff.
We're basic, middle-class,midwestern people.

(01:11:55):
This is what we do we listen toheavy music, we barbecue meat,
we watch football, we playfantasy football, we go hunting.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Well, and you're also really good at respecting and
get hyped about, getting hypedabout the things that people are
hyped about.
Yeah, like if there's somethingthat makes you tick.
Travis is like oh yeah I wantto know all about it, talk to me
let's be friends.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
You know I'm I'm still in a band with ty here,
and and I know that his numberone thing in his life is playing
guitar.
But you have a million otherinterests yeah, you know so
we'll get going sometime aboutsun, moon and stars or something
.
Then it's like, okay, all right, we gotta stop talking about
this, but you know I do.

(01:12:42):
You come on and you're just likeI want to talk about gardening.
It's like okay, because I knowyou're going to find an exciting
way to talk about your gardenand the things that you grow.
Exactly, Seth is going to lookat something and be like dude.
I thought this was pretty cool,we should talk about this.
I'm like okay, come on, let'stalk about it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
Have you seen the Falcon 9 rockets?

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Well, and it's really connecting people everywhere
that wouldn't have otherwiseeven thought about any of this
kind Right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
Right, we all go through stuff.
We all deal with our anxietiesand our depressions and
everything else in our own ways.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Hearing the way that other people can come out of it
is huge.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
Yeah, and what worked for them might work for you, or
what they like is something youmight like.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Your gecko only has two fingers on the left hand.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
That dude is the mascot.
Yeah, that's Seth's mascot forthe show.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
He appeared to me one day.
He's seen some stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
He does not sell insurance, but Metcalf to the
Steelers, they would not insurehim.
He doesn't have any fingers ortoes or tails.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
I'm ready for brisket .
Are you guys ready for brisket?

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Yeah two.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
I'll take two.
I've been working on thisbrisket Took Metcalf.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Well, that is interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
But anyway Anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Congratulations.
Thanks, it's been fun.
I just you know, if people arestill interested, I'll keep
doing it.
That's just kind of my thing.
I never set out to be the nextJoe Rogan, I just who.
I just wanted to come up with areason that I can hang out with
my friends more.

(01:14:31):
We could go record somethingstupid.
We went to John Deere ClassicPGA events.
We've been to football games.
We've done all sorts of stuff.
It's like hockey games.
How much.
Fif, a woodcutter.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
How much?

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
50.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
That's a good number, this much.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
This much.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Yeah, I think he's right.
I think it's about that much.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
Thank you guys for being on this one Thanks for
having us.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
He didn't really let us, didn't know what to do with
episode 100, I think it's aboutthat.
So thank you guys for being onthis one.
Thanks for having us.
It was, you know, he didn'treally let us know what.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Uh didn't know what to do with episode 100.
I was glad I was able to getout of the house and be here.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
There's the laugh we've been waiting for.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
It was like sorry that I got roped into something,
but uh, it happens, I don.