Digital Asset Junkies
Degenerate futures trader @RealKeithDirty and digital asset junky @DefiDaryus discuss ALL aspects of the financial markets. Real P&L. No script. No reset.
Episodes
October 16, 2026 • 68 mins
Daryus defends Shane Gillis but can't name a punchline, and Keith won't let it go. Between a hedge fund pitch built around TAO and XRP and an ES futures double-down that ends with a roughly $400 loss, the conviction is doing more work than the portfolio.
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October 2, 2026 • 58 mins
Keith logs a losing week, stacks more XRP, and still backs Tao while Daryus loses it over fine-dining sauce: "Give me more of that, bitch." They also roast Robinhood's AI trading agents as fake autonomy, fact-check Indian households as top earners, and call all coins up in October.
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September 25, 2026 • 76 mins
Travis Kelce just lost more than his guaranteed NFL salary to a $25 million Ponzi scheme, so Keith Dirty and Daryus celebrate episode 40 by diving into the madness. Keith locks in a $2,600 live Nasdaq trade and shocks the room by officially defecting to the XRP Army, while Daryus runs through the DAJ 15, hypes Bittensor (TAO) subnets, and plots a $7 exit on Fetch.ai. Throw in heated arguments with their AI producer Pirate Grok, Elo...
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September 18, 2026 • 53 mins
Keith and Daryus spiral from closet-anarchist confessions to Nazi-shower detours, Dubai slavery, and sentencing stats. Then the market whips: Fed hikes, the tape pumps, kids think Nikes are old people shoes, Louis Vuitton sits at $90, and Keith’s mouse dies before any day trade.
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September 4, 2026 • 79 mins
Keith and Daryus roast a fake 49er’s $1.3 million dating scam, debate NVIDIA, Hugging Face, TAO, FET and XRP, then put on a live Nasdaq trade. Somehow, a sperm-bank scandal becomes the night’s most unforgettable shot.
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August 30, 2026 • 89 mins
Keith Dirty and co-host Daryus open with the nameplates swapped -- Keith is the host now -- then Instagram bans Digital Asset Junkie TV as a scam so they cannot even DM. XRP rips 53 percent on the week (Keith bought the dip at $1.02), Daryus drops $300 into a Bittensor subnet, and Keith still gets roasted for $300 meals and dry-aged fish. Plus Overserved, the Android app that will not sober you up, Fly Right Network popping 500 fol...
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August 21, 2026 • 98 mins
Trump jawbones the CLARITY Act and XRP rips 30% while Bitcoin blasts past $74K — then AI co-host Pirate Claude gets caught red-handed doing a dead-on Keith voice impression, live on air. Meanwhile a Nasdaq scalp goes sideways into a $16-20K hole while the guys argue nepo babies, feminism, and Baron Trump's alleged $150M Bitcoin short liquidation, before Keith claws it back to break-even by the close.
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August 14, 2026 • 125 mins
Keith shows up medicated on generic Valtrex for possible shingles, talking slow while Daryus roasts Kaiser, Peter Schiff’s Bitcoin-to-zero backpedal, and Jim Cramer for telling his dad to skip BTC at $15K then buy the ETF at $80K. They live-short NASDAQ/ES near all-time highs (it goes poorly), watch Bitcoin DCA turn $180K into over $4M, crown Nvidia over Tesla, fire PodClaude for sound fails, and install Pirate as the new pro...
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July 10, 2026 • 44 mins
The pod starts with Keith and Daryus verbally destroying their AI co-host for constantly interrupting with trivia and Nancy Pelosi rants. They then paper trade a clean $500 scalp, debate the ethics of dating single moms (complete with a “fuck you and your kids” hot take), and hype Wyoming’s new state-backed stablecoin. The $DAWG token? Still unbought. Pure, unfiltered chaos.
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July 3, 2026 • 79 mins
Apex Trader Funding just "vaulted" Keith's $20K in profits — now he has to earn $100K to get the 20k, and he's naming names on air. Plus: Bitcoin bleeds 50% off its highs, Daryus unveils his DAJ 15 index (XRP, TAO, Chainlink, that AVAX-GTA rumor), the $DAWG token drops on Solana, and one drunken confession involving a stolen baby pacifier.
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May 15, 2026 • 60 mins
A pimp declares every casino slot machine a "304," and the boys fact-check him in real time — try seducing a blackjack table and see how fast security shows up. Plus a live NASDAQ trade prints $1,600 off a pre-marked line, Trump drags Elon and Jensen Huang to meet Xi, the negative-Fed-rates fantasy gets debunked, and Keith polices phone-scrollers at the Michael Jackson biopic.
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May 8, 2026 • 90 mins
You're fucking portfolio, man—Keith’s mag seven is *boring*? Nah, it’s a *gamble*! While Bitcoin creeps toward $80K and Ethereum’s halfway to $5K, we dissect inflation, fear/greed indexes, and why China’s buying oil in yuan. Plus, Zcash, the top 10 tokens, and why your savings account is a scam. Buckle up—this is finance with a side of chaos.
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May 1, 2026 • 75 mins
A scam artist selling reincarnation life insurance—pay $20K now, collect $20 million in your next life—and one co-host kind of respects the hustle. Then the boys nearly brawl over $500 a month: boring S&P 500 drip versus all-in on TAO and ICP, plus gold's wild 52% year, a coworker's YepIt Ponzi, Baron Trump's trades, and why Klay Thompson's cheating scandal is apparently for the future of basketball.
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April 10, 2026 • 54 mins
Keith flew to Tokyo, dropped $400 on omakase, and still got handed a fork like an idiot tourist—then out-screamed a nine-year-old on a Mount Fuji roller coaster who thought HE was crying. Meanwhile, Daryus goes full conviction on Bittensor (TAO), the Fetch.ai x NVIDIA pump, Oracle axing 30,000 jobs, and how Adin Ross fumbled a $1.4M Ethereum bag.
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March 20, 2026 • 59 mins
Keith's new tax strategy: writing off Tokyo omakase against his Nasdaq futures profits — complete with a direct message to the IRS. Then Daryus drops the bomb that XRP, Avalanche, and Chainlink are officially "digital commodities," Bitcoin dips, gold flirts with February lows, and the guys rate every music genre while feuding over K-pop's Oscar moment. Plus sardine struggle meals and the AI trading bot that never traded.
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March 13, 2026 • 71 mins
Hillary Clinton "turned into Palpatine" -- the boys break down why corruption makes politicians look like ghouls, then torch Patrick Bet-David and rank AOC's riffing skills against Obama's. Plus: ICP pumps $100M off its Upbit listing, a live Ethereum short on VWAP, Bitcoin up 7% while the S&P bleeds, the Strait of Hormuz getting Dune'd, and a million-dollar portfolio fight over XRP, Chainlink, and HBAR.
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March 6, 2026 • 117 mins
Daryus is openly rooting for the war to drag on so he can keep buying the Bitcoin dip — and he's calling it now: Dubai is finished, Internet Computer Protocol is the future, and Xbox is dead. Meanwhile Keith deleted his $200-a-month OpenAI account over autonomous weapons, both hosts torch Joe Rogan mid-shoutout, and a real estate bro gets dared to call in and defend houses against the S&P 500 and Ethereum.
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February 20, 2026 • 77 mins
Daryus says fuck the million-dollar house — he'd buy one Bitcoin, dump $1M into XRP, put it in a trust, and borrow against it to buy a laundromat, because "if you gotta be a monkey, be a gorilla." Plus: day trading is a hot dog eating contest (Keith explains), Bitcoin's ugly six-month candle, the ISO 20022 coin list from XRP to Hbar, Trump family shitcoin rankings, and yes — the files.
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February 6, 2026 • 108 mins
Bitcoin has a new nickname on this show — the PDF coin — because one host is dead serious that Jeffrey Epstein bankrolled Satoshi. Elsewhere in the chaos: buying the XRP dip at $1.23, going all-in on ICP before staking it forever, a live Nasdaq trade flipping a $3K loss into a $6K win, Kevin Warsh's Fed nomination, $12 ground beef, and one deeply unfortunate catfish story.
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January 30, 2026 • 101 mins
Keith explains how an asexual man ends up $1,200 deep at a strip club, then leaks his mentor's top-secret day trading strat live on air (sorry, Anonymous Trader). Plus: XRP bleeds to $1.80 and Bitcoin hits October lows while the S&P rips past 7,000, a $20 bet fact-checking Trump on ICE demographics, the money-vs-art-vs-love ultimatum, and why AOC sweeps 2028.
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