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Season 2 - Dr. Wendell Glick, a hapless medical school graduate, is abducted by a flying saucer to complete his medical residency at the intergalactic teaching hospital, St. Tetanus Medical Center. Season 1 - Weekly stand-alone humorous short stories for grown-ups, with engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue carefully edited out. Enjoy!

Episodes

July 14, 2025 18 mins

Our hero, Wendell, is finishing up his residency, but must survive the formidable Dr. Mentor. Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

"Send Coffee a message"

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Our hero, Wendell, has  a hand full at a meeting. Also your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

"Send Coffee a message"

Check out Jimmy at the Internet Explorer's Podcast!

Bonus content available at www.patreon.c...

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Wendell gets a visit from some old friends. Also, your weekly Discount Idea and podcast recommendations. Enjoy!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

"Send Coffee a message"

Check out Jimmy at the Internet Explorer's Podcast!

Bonus content ava...

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Wendell's patient, Mrs. Salazar, leaves an impression. Also, your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

"Something Yellow, Something Blue" link: https://www.buzzsprout.com/2378374/episodes/16801588

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay



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Our hero, Wendell, opts for a light lunch. Also, your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

"Send Coffee a message"

Check out Jimmy at the Internet Explorer's Podcast!

Bonus content available at www.patreon.com/Dis...

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Wendell and the other residents all have a day off, and go on a local tour that's worth every... Cent.  Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

 Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

"Send Coffee a message"

Check out Jimmy at the Internet ...

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Follow our hero, Wendell, on his first day of medical residency! Also your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

"Send Coffee a message"

Check out Jimmy at the Internet Explorer's Podcast!

Bonus content available a...

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The Apartment Hunter has become the Apartment Hunted!  Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!

 Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

 


"Send Coffee a message"

Check out Jimmy at the Internet Explorer's Podcast!

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Our hero Wendell meets Lucy's fiancee Chip and also has to make some intake examination choices. Enjoy!

 Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Walk in the Park” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

“80s Movie Synth Music” by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

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How will our hero Wendell fare in the Patient Simulation Lab? Tune in and find out! 

-Our Sponsor for this episode is Little Buzzkills Daycare

 -content warning for: profanity, violence, and adult themes

 Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

“Classical Music” by Mykola Sosin from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

"Send Coffee a message"

Ch...

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Our hero Wendell has finally arrived on Planet Pariah-7. Now what is in store for him at St. Tetanus Medical Center?  Tune in to find out!

 Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

“Brave Circus Clowns” by Pavel Shilov from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

"Send Coffee a message"

Check out Jimmy at the Internet Explorer's Podcast!

Bonus con...

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Can Wendell and the crew of the Starship Scam Likely survive an encounter with these deadly robots? Enjoy!

 Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

"Send Coffee a message"

Check out Jimmy at the Internet Explorer's Podcast!

Bonus content available at www.patreon.com/DiscountStorytime

My contact information:
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April 21, 2025 26 mins

Can our hero Wendell get some relief? Enjoy!

 Content warning for: profanity, violence, and adult themes

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

“Joyful Carnival Trumpet” by Universfield from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

"Send Coffee a message"

Check out Jimmy at the Internet Explorer's Podcast!

Bonus content available at www.patreon.co...

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In this episode, find out what happened to our hero Wendell. Enjoy!

Content Warning for profanity.

Music:

“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

"Send Coffee a message"

Check out Jimmy at the Internet Explorer's Podcast!

Bonus content available at www.patreon.com/DiscountStorytime

My contact information:
email: mail@...

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Welcome to Season 2. Sit back and enjoy meeting our hero Wendell Glick as he is graduating medical school and proposing to the love of his life. Things are all looking up, and certainly nothing can go wrong. Enjoy!

Content warning for: profanity, cigarette use, and adult themes

“Superhero Theme”  by Luis Humanoide from Pixabay

 “Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay

"The Limits of the Cosmos" by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

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Final Episode of Season 1!  Next season will be serialized. What happens when a hapless medical school graduate gets an internship at the intergalactic teaching hospital 'St. Tetanus Medical Center?' (Starting April 7th!)

As for today's story. Well, the wedding didn't go as planned. Maybe the reception will be better? Tune in and find out. 

Our Sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center. 

Enjoy!

Sound Effects b...

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A Two Part Season 1 Finale! Just another typical wedding day on Planet Waldor. Or is it??? (It isn't, in case you can't wait to find out)

Our Sponsor for today is St. Tetanus Medical Center. 

Enjoy!

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

Music: 

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

Music: “Hope Piano” Music by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay

“Classical Music – Eternal Serenade” by T...

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What happens when two little caterpillars come across a deadly enemy? Also, episodes now include a "Discount Idea" and I read fan mail! 

Our Sponsor for today is Grandpa Old Timey's Cornmeal (flavored product).

CONTENT WARNING: Profanity, Violence, Body Horror, Gore

Enjoy!

Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay

Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

“Little Toy House”  by ...

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Our team of Discount Storytime Explorers found a long lost script for Moby Dick, initially written as a radio drama Western!  Enjoy the never heard before performance of this classic tale!

Our sponsor for today is Bland-O's cereal, made with real water chestnuts!

Enjoy!

Content Warning: Profanity, Gunshots, Gun Violence

Music:

"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay 

"Western Theme" by Luis H...

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February 24, 2025 33 mins

Across the galaxy, Captain Argus faces a survival challenge on a hostile planet, armed with little more than his wits and a stash of Taco Bell gift cards. His encounter with a Zambar Legion spaceship presents a thrilling twist and the possibility of rescue. However, is all what is seems? (Usually this means 'no'.)

Our sponsor is "Sorceress on the Set" documentary.

Find more stories and fun at Discountstorytime.com...

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