Discount Therapy
Discount comedy, Discount advice. Comedy Advice, bits, and skits with your hosts, Seth Aguirre, Matthew Schneider, and Myles Tarnutzer. We're in your network, and put the PP in PPO.
Episodes
Come one, come all. The sexhiest awaits. The internet was made for porn, and the metaverse was made for sweet baby rays.
Comedy Advice.
Comedy Advice. How would you like to be broken up with? Double matching on apps, and the perils of gamifying communication. Also our Employee of the year, Sharell, takes some customer support calls!
Opening/Closing Music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Elle
Cover Art: Chen Xia
Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre
Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
Happy Holidays! Whether you plan on getting trashed with grandma, or finding a way to avoid your racist uncle, the holidays are always an eventful time. So whether you're hiding away, quarantining (again), or enjoying the company of your loved ones, don't forget to listen to Discount Therapy. Because once you stop believing, we wither away and die.
Intro/Outro: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Elle
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Comedy Advice
Hello saucy episode! Come join the saucy boys. We're getting sticky. But no blowing. Did you read the title? Unless..?
Opening/Closing song: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Elle
Cover Art: Chen Xia
Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre
Comedy Advice
Learn how to take care of your derriere hair, and other pube based sanitary issues. We revisit waifus, and roleplay a little ;). Wanna join?
Comedy Advice
Spooky season may be dead, but so is my will to go on. Enjoy!
Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre
Intro/Outro music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" - Elle
Cover Art: Chen Xia
Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
Comedy Advice
Move to Alaska, shave your legs, and fall in love. Learn how to become more confident, and how to pick up a babe without ever trying.
Intro/Outro: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" - Sweet Elle
Cover Art: Chen Xia
Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre
Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
Comedy Advice
Sorry about the delay!
Come join us for wedding mishaps, dating your siblings ex, and how to fake your own death!
Cover Art: Chen Xia
Intro/Outro: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear"- Sweet Elle
Hosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguirre
Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
Comedy Advice.
Advice on how to navigate those tricky waters for when your old best friend gets kidnapped, tinder bio's of the week, and the most moral way to end a bugs miserable life.
Intro/Outro Music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear", by Sweet Elle
Cover Art" Chen Xia
Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre
Comedy Advice.
Tips on gaslighting your parents, how to change yourself for someone else, and what to do when your significant other demands money for sex. You know, the normal stuff.
Intro/Outro "Honey Sweetheart Dear" - Sweet Elle
Cover Art: Chen Xia
Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre
Comedy Advice
Petty revenge on annoying coworkers? We got you.
Dealing with leaked nudes? We got you.
Selling another (fake?) product, and visiting the DT factory with Billy Tonka and his Troompa Loompas? We got you!
Hosts: Matt Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguirre
Intro/Outro: Sweet Elle
Cover Art: Chen Xia
Editing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
Make friends with a Discount Therapy brand fannypack. Perfect for keeping hot foods hot, and cold foods cold. Reach in your friends (p)ack, and pull out something savory and delicious.
Hosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguirre
Editing & Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
Cover art: Chen Shaw
Intro/Outro "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Sweet Elle
Comedy Advice.
Lets talk about breaking up with your parents, big dick energy, and how to conquer your fear of amusement park rides.
oh and ofc vomiting on children.
Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matt Schneider, Seth Aguirre
Editing: Seth Aguirre
Sound Design: Seth Aguirre
Song - "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Sweet Elle
Cover Art by Chen Shaw
Comedy Advice. Who's a big baby boy? A widdle stinky champy wampy? I'll give you a hint, he's on this podcast, and his name is matt.
Listen to episode 11 and figure out why your boyfriend is making baby faces at you, how to deal with a sex offending ghost (???) and learn all about THE GOO!
COMEDY ADVICE. To feature your question on the show email Discounttherapist@gmail.com or DM us at Discounttherapypod on instagram!
THIS WEEK; Questions about a case of mistaken sex offender identity, surprising your wife, and dirty rooms. So all of life's frequent happenings
Comedy Advice - Medical Advice from 3 unqualified friends. Questions about Vaccination, 5g, and weed etiquette. Was this originally supposed to be uploaded around 4/20? Yes. Was it not? Also yes. So listen to us make some late weed jokes!
Comedy Advice - Geriatric belief in the easter bunny, quitting your job, and ANOTHER little suprise ;)
Comedy Advice. Immaculate date ideas to give him the right signals, lots of bad (not) Bostonian accents, and more in this episode of Discount Therapy.
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