Episode 24 The Black Pudding Massacre

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another exciting adventure of D&D 721.

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My name is Mob. I'm the usual Dungeon Master
here tonight, and I am joined bya wonderful cast here.
And the cast was given their order of operations that they
were going to introduce themselves.
But I do have to say that there is a special exception that I

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have to make. And that is because Mr. Pyro is
sitting next to me here at the dining room table, and I'm very
excited to welcome him and say hello and be playing next to
him. So, Pyro, why don't you go
first? Pyro is very excited to be here,
staring at our DM, unable to seehis screen.
Can't even let a game achieve. But whatever.

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I'm excited to play. I'm excited to be here.
I'm in Cairo. I'm playing neither mean a
sentence level pie elf artificerwith an affinity for fire and
lightning. And we're here at my mom's
wedding banquet event situation where some things have happened

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and we're going to deal with things and that's it for me.
Some things have happened indeed, and we are going to do a
little bit of recap, but before that now let's go into our usual
order, starting at the top the way that we should have.
And you know, Arcturus, if you've been here, you would have
gone first, but you're not here.So here, here we are.

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Here you go, Arcturus. You're like missed opportunity
I'm getting, I'm getting seriousFOMO right now actually.
But hi, I'm Arcturus playing nochemist whisper wind.
I'm a level 6 druid, level 1 wizard, and I'm here to kick ass
and shoot bubble gum and I'm allout of gum.
That's how that's how it be. There is black pudding on the
table, but we'll save that for the recap.

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I Tolton Sir, please introduce your character.
Tolton probably am Braggrenier. I'm a level 7 Asmar Bard ready
to get this show on the road andsee what we have to do to save
Rena and maybe drink some of that elemental.
There is an elemental, but we'resaving that for the recap too.

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Miss Wawa Skittles. Hello everybody, Wawa Skittles
playing Thea. You're level 6, paled in level
something and something. Yeah, I'm ready to fight.
Praise bark. Praise bark.
Praise Bark. Wawa Skittles will say praise

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bark but. Thea will not.
All right, well, we'll get into that.
I'm sure. It's probably nothing.
And last and absolutely not least, everyone's favorite, the
top guy, the man with the plan, the person that is never, never,
never at the bottom of the list in anyone's mind or hearts.

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Mr. Yamez. Hello.
Pebble here. I mean, Yama's here.
Pebble. Yeah, one of the two here in a
rage, ready to rumble. You know me, I love combat and I
see those elementals and I'm going to go mental on them.
Mental on the elemental. All right, guys, let's let's do

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a little bit of recap. Let's let's talk about what
happened last time. You guys had a very role play
filled day waking up. You got your full rest after the
battle with Frank the assassin up on the walls and you had the
opportunity to go into town. You did a little bit of

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shopping. Everybody got some really nice
fancy noble attire for the wedding banquet that was
happening in the evening. And there were some time that
was spent between Narlawein and Torque, both of them as
artificers tinkering on the Steel Defender together and

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talking a little bit about the conspiracy that was taking place
and some things that they could do to try to perhaps uncover
some things at the wedding. The giant airship was revealed
the the massive monoliths of a traveling airship, lined with

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cannons up and down both sides and just acres of sails that
were deflated. And that Pork had expressed that
the wedding would be taking place on the airship itself and
that it was going to be the jewel of the Silver Moon
Estates. Some more time was spent with

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the groups, just getting their outfits, getting those, you
know. Nokomis went and gathered some
silk from some worms in a dusty corner of the garden and
everybody then finally arrived at the banquet and everyone came

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in dressed in their most splendorous outfits and Rena and
Daedric Steele Strong AKA Devon the Grin were sitting at the
westernmost end of the table, receiving a number of different
nobles. Some of them are relatives of

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the the Silver Moons, some of them are like second uncles and
like third cousins and things like that of Narloween.
Others are nobles coming from some of the other surrounding
elven provinces outside of the Silver Moon Province.
And they had come by invitation,paying their respects to the

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Silver Moons and for the weddingthat was coming.
With the wedding being imminent in the morning.
First thing in the morning is the wedding our way through the
banquet? Deidrek Steele Strong asked our
Hero of Godslayers if they would, instead of just being

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carefree loose adventurers, if they would join the Queen's
Guard, the Duchess's Guard, and be protectors of the throne, and
asked each person to potentiallywork for him and work for Rena
as palace guards. And he very specifically asked

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Braggrenier if Braggrenier wouldaccept the offer.
And the answer was a pretty resounding no.
Everybody was pretty against it,pretty upset by it, not wanting
to answer it or address it. And then, with a flash of light
coming from 1 of Deirdrek's rings, the cask of ale on the

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table in front of them erupted to life.
And an ale. A mental sprung out of the cask.
And then simultaneously, A shockingly surprising 5th
chandelier turned into an open gaping mouth and dropped down on
top of one of the servants that was serving food and swallowed

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him whole, melting him in a verygruesome, acidic, you know, lots
of mouth sounds coming from the mimic.
And I believe that's where we are with that.
The surprise round has ended. 1 noble is dead by the elemental.
1 servant is swallowed whole by a mimic that dropped from the

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ceiling. Diedrich is grabbing Rena,
pulling her up out of the chair,backing away from the table and
the elemental shouting more treachery.
More treachery from the Beastmaster Frank.
He's, he's set these beasts uponus.
He had this planned since beforehe was slain.

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And Diedrich and Rena. Diedrich is slowly pulling Rena
West across the room, away from the tables towards the double
doors. And I need everybody to start
off by rolling some initiative. I would like to add and remember
I did go into a rage as soon as freaking Daedric started talking

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like and asking questions or whatever.
I do remember that I checked it off on my sheet.
I got a 15 for initiative. 15 for Pebble.
I got a 19. Oh, 19 for Fiat?
No comas has a 12. 12 brag. Rainier rolled in that one.

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Oh. +3 for a four of. Course he did.
Rolled in that one hey, get it out of here now yeah, just.
Get it out of the way. Now you know what Initiative is
arguably one of the better places to have to roll in that
one. Yeah, actually.
And while I wait for my turn, I'm going to take a nap.

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Sia, could you please tell me your Dexterity score?
Uh oh. Like the whole number?
Yeah. It's 12.
OK. Means you lose the tie.
Uh oh, looks like we got a dexterous mofo on our hands.
Nokomis, could you please tell me your dexterity?

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Oh no, it is 13. OK, you win that.
Tie. That's good.
So at the top of the turn order,in that like surprise round that
took place, the a couple of the creatures they, they made some
attacks, they attacked some of those NPCS.

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And simultaneously Diedrich was dragging Rena away from the
table protectively, his arms wrapped around her, shouting
treachery and shouting that there are monsters here in the
banquet hall and somebody do something.
And he is pulling her towards the western doors and top of our
turn order is one of the undulating black puddings in the

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center table that is next to Thea and Nokomis.
And that black pudding. It's going to take a swing at
Thea. I'm at me pudding.
I haven't eaten all dinner. Thea does an 18 hit.

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Yes. Hey Thea, you are going to take
five points of bludgeoning damage and 16 points of acid
damage. From the elemental.
Skew. Nope, this was from the black
pudding Thea. Is your armor magical?

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Probably not. It's just chainmail, OK?
Thea. Your armor is permanently
reduced by 1:00 as the acid eatsthrough the chainmail as this
black pudding lunges 1 looping acidic arm and slams into Thea's

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chest, and you can feel metal rings of your chainmail
dissolving and tinkering and falling to the ground in a loud
clatter. So I took 21 damage.
Yes, ma'am. OK.
You're right over there, Thea. Yeah.

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In the turn order is something. So I lost one to AC right?
-1 to your AC, Yep. OK.
Could everyone please give me a perception check?
Yeah, I got. 2020. 1717. I'm on I'm hyper aware today.

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I'm watching for shit in this room.
Pebbles standing on our chair. Allow you to see it, I'm on a
booster seat or a a I'm on a phone book.
You, you guys do see and working, you know, like
communicating with each other, You see in the northwest corner
of the room, oddly sitting on top of one of the shelves, was

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this black kind of marionette doll sitting at the top.
It slides off of the bookshelf and is slowly on little doll
legs, walking past the up to theentertainer who is standing in
the top or left corner. And the entertainer is looking

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down at this little doll that's walking on its own animated and
it definitely hits him as its head opens up.
The doll opens up this massive mimic mouth and it chomps down
on the entertainer's leg and in a scream, in a gory mess, this

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doll with the mouth of a mimic now is latched on to the leg of
the Barb that was in the northwest corner of the
ballroom. Bruce.
You. Dare attack my kin and he is
screaming with me and he starts strumming his lute as he's being
chewed on on his leg screaming that this will be his dirge.

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Next in the turn order, we got alot going on here.
Next in the turn order is the A lamental, the feature made of
sudsy ale. It is going to use one of its
abilities and all creatures thatare within 10 feet of it, which

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I believe is going to include Pebble, brag and narluing.
I need the three of you to please make me strength saving
throws as sudsy thick ale arms shoot out in every direction,
wrapping around to the three of you there's.

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An 18 there. That is a.
Flat. 918 is a save for narlawing.
Does a seventeen save? A 17 is a save for Pebble.
Brag Grenier. I'm sorry you did not save.
Does that do the orc protection from Thea?
They've been 10 feet for a + 2. Yeah, yeah, they are.

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I think Bragg is more than 10 feet away from you.
Bragg as you feel these tendrilsfrom the ale lamental wrapping
around you, this really alcohol heavy subsy aroma like fills
your nose and it wraps around you and you take two to the 8 +
4 damage 13 points of bludgeoning damage.

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And you thought we were going towomp it.
You are now grappled by the alemental.
The suds wrap around and it envelops your head.
You are now effectively suffocating on beer.
Bryce got a hearty constitution and his drinking buddy was

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Pebbles, so he learned some tricks because.
Pebble and Narluene past the twoof you are actually pushed 10
feet away, but. No, I'm not.
Rob, Yeah, you are pushed 10 feet away from the elemental as
the splashing whelm shoots out in every direction and more of

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those tendrils wrap around Brag when you're grappling him up.
That is the end for the pale, a mental.
Out of curiosity, that was an action that caused it to no
longer be within fosse of me andPebble because I'm not to me
attack, arrest. I don't think so because it

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that's Pebble moved. Yeah, that's that's how you
would avoid opportunity attack is pushing somebody away.
Leads your reach using its action, so leaves the reach by
using its action even if it pushed us so when it.
You know what? Since you know so.
Overpowered. I mean I forgot to use my
reaction. Trouble.

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Go ahead and make your make yourSentinel attack.
I can do that all right. Does a 24 hit.
Sure does. All right, so that thing can
effectively not move right now. Rolling.
Yep, rolling damage, 99 damage all.
Right. Yeah.

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You're next in the turn order with a 19.
Thea Thea's guy, remember to look at her stuff.
I have a reaction spell, but I didn't see it until afterwards,
so. Next time.
Yeah, Sia is going to catch chill touch on this black
pudding. OK.

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And is that a saving throw or isthat a spell attack?
No, it's a roll, a hit. OK.
It's a cantrip 5th does a 15 hitit?
Does. What kind?
Of damage, necrotic damage and Irolled 19 damage Dang indeed 19

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that's 2D times I'm just can it's a can trip so.
I'm just staring at thinking like I should learn magic.
Listen, I was I totally forgot Ihad a reaction too, but I mean
this will this will work for nowso.
You are more or less like you're, you're in like melee
range of the black pudding. Are you going to stay where you

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are or are you doing anything with the noble who's sitting
next to you? Do you have any movement?
You also have the mimic that's directly behind you.
Yeah. With the sloshing, sizzling,
bubbling sounds of bones meltingin it from the servant who was
swallowed. Let's see, I'll move are.

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We trying to protect these nobles.
I mean you tell me like these are gnarlaweens like relatives
and there are other high standing members of.
Thea's going to, Thea's going tomove over here.
He will get an attack of opportunity if you if you move
over. Oh.
The black pudding on the table. Black pudding.

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Man, fuck that guy. Hey, it's your call, you can do
what you want to do. Well then I'm going to move
here. OK, so moving a little bit to
the east side of the room more so that you're in between the
two black puddings, you are still in melee range over the
first one, so there's no no extra attack there.
Yeah. The noble who's sitting next to

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you is watching you as you chillor yeah, chill, touch this black
pudding. And he looks at you and he looks
across at Nokomis and he says, lady.
Saves me and my turn. OK, Pebble, that brings it to
you. I think as she was getting
pushed back, she's she's shouting and screaming TA, you

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know, like if you don't know howto fight, get under the table or
get out of the room. So to kind of give all the the
nobles like snapped out of it. Like, hey, yes, escape the
realm, escape the danger. Except you, Dick.
He says someone calls for the guards.

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Oh, what do you guys think? Should I turn and kick the other
mimic's ass or should I jump up on this elemental brag?
You want help or no? Whoa.
Yeah, Fairpoint, Fairpoint. So Pebble is going to rush up,

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rush back up, hop up onto the table between Bragg and the
elemental. OK, because I know they're
grappling. I'm assuming it's like tendril
grapple, right? Yeah, it's a tendril that's
reached out like a tentacle, wrapped around and enveloping
his head and body, grappling him.

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All right, so much akin to the whole heart of the last fight.
We're trying to strike the enemy, but specifically strike
the hands to break the grapple. Can I do that?
Or like if I do enough damage, it's grapple is distracted.
Like are there any downsides to it doing a grapple that I can
exploit because there's no by the way I'm attacking?

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It the downsides are only two bragrenier.
OK, well, in that case. You're right there.
You can use a bonus action for astrength check if you want to
try to pull Brag Grenier out. Of yeah, that's.
The elemental. Yeah, that's, that's what I'm
going to do after my attack then.
OK. Or maybe I could do it before

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the attack. Yeah.
So that yeah, before the attack,I'm going to go ahead and I
guess that would offer the help action if I don't pass the the
strength test, right. So what do you want me to do?
Strength check against it. So bonus action, do your
strength check. OK, roll it with advantage.
Yep. Oh, does a 13 or what is it?

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Yeah, 13 do anything. It does not.
You hole and your hands move through the the sudsy beer
liquid of this creature, and you're just scrabbling your
hands against Bragg's face. As Bragg is choking on the beer.
You are unable to pull him free.OK.

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So that's not even able to do a help action and then later, all
right. Did you have your action
available if you would like to attack?
I I am attacking. How did you know first attack?
How's this guy looking First off?
Like describe him physically. Yeah, how's he doing with the
health wise near Death Store? On death store.

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Yeah. You'll finish him in one here.
OK, sorry. Ebbel sees rippling ABS on the
elemental. Yeah, he's got a vicious C
Ebbel. Yeah, I, I double clicked, but I
got a 20. I wasn't trying to roll for
advantage or nothing, but I got a 23 and a 20.
So either way, it does a you know.

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Yeah. So go ahead.
Yeah, like, that's a nine again,all right.
And I'm going to take my second attack.
All. Right, Dirty 20.
Yes, it. Does.
All right, then I'm going to slash again.
That'd be a six, all right. How's he looking?

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I can't do it. Never mind.
He has more ABS than he had. Before he has more ABS, I'm
making them stronger. Guys.
I don't know how but I'm making them stronger.
OK. Anything else?
For your turn, Pebble. Nothing.
All I have left is a reaction because the other one was at the
bottom of a turn so I've got my turn back so.

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OK, next is at the east side of the room.
As the black pudding on the eastside of the room begins to
undulate and move, you guys alsosee one of the chairs begins to
scoot. She's just away from the table

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and the chair is literally walking on legs towards one of
the servants. The servant, she's wearing like
the, I don't know, typical like maid outfit, one of the serving
girls. And she's watching this chair
animate and walk towards her. And the seat of the chair lifts
up and there's this long purple tongue sticking out in these
sharp undulating teeth. And she screams as another mimic

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is going to make a fighting attack at her.
That porn noble just fell right on his ass.
Right, the chair fall fall back from under him.
Wait. The mimic hit, and that servant
has one hit point left as this thing chomps down, biting into

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her side. You hear her scream as it's
latched on to her, the table legs kicking as the mouth is
biting and chewing, trying to also swallow her whole.
Ecomus, that's you, my good Sir.There's a lot going on here.
Hey, nobleman. Nobleman.
You across the way away from me.Hello.

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Yes. Come over here, come to my side
of the table and get in for stand in front of me please.
I. I did not put all of the nobles
and servants into initiative because I'm I have them just at
like the top of the turn order, but snore.
He listens to you. He crawls under the table and is
now cowering under the table at your feet.

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But just stay there. Stay there, you'll be fine.
He wraps both of his arms aroundone of your legs.
You're screwed. Great, just just keep doing that
my friend. It's really safe here.
OK, good, good, good. Just stay there and listen to my
next. Wait for my next command.
He just nods against your knee. OK, I would like to cast a heel

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on Thea. OK, we're going to use a let's
see, use a second, second level.We're going to use a healing
spirit, actually casting a healing spirit at a second level
on to the. And the the the Spirit is
something that stays on the map and people within a certain

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range of it benefit from it, right?
Yes, that's correct. OK.
So I'm going to go ahead. And where?
Where are you hoping to put thathealing spirit?
Yeah, it's a 5 foot cube, so it's not that big, but I can.
I'm going to put it right next to Thea, just right next to her
so she can keep clicking it. The Thomas.

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You're welcome. All right, that's a good thing
to have here in the banquet hall.
So I believe with it being summoned there, does does it
immediately heal Thea or does itwait until the start of Thea's
turn to get the feeling? For the first time on a turn or
start its turn there no it gets to heal its.
Turn there so Thea gets to heal.Yes, it's starting its turn

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there and then Thea can also heal again when it's her turn
there all. Right.
And that was one D6. When I already rolled it for.
A4. Awesome.
And then, oh, I'm not done there, my friend.
I would not expect you to be I'm.
Probably going to use the bonus action and I'm going to use a

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healing word first level for thebonus action.
OK. And who are we doing?
Thea. OK, just a point of reference.
The healing spirit is a bonus action.
You still have your regular. The second, yeah, actually
you're I could use it as a the healing spirit, as a second

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healing spirit rank 2 as a bonusaction.
That is correct. I could use that.
So I could use I see what you'resaying.
So I could use a big heel right now on the.
Yeah, but you still have your isa bonus action.
How much damage did Bragg take? He got hit pretty the.
Same I'm I've got 52 out of 69. And the heeling spirit next to

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you. If you're throwing heels, toss
one to Bragg. Yeah, slowly down 13 point.
And swallowing the crumbosacred in here here.
Let me refresh. Yeah, he's only down 13 points.
He's fine all. Right.
He is more damaged by mathematics, so I'm going to do

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the big heel on the. OK, we're gonna stick together.
We got. I got.
I got Pebble helping me out. Yeah, I got you.
I'm gonna use the healing word rank 3 Anthea summer roll those
dead and that heals for 19. What?
No shot. Oh.

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Yeah. 19. All the way back.
Up. Baby.
Don't. Don't act so surprised you.
Know the healing spirits should be somewhere else.
Hey, his next term bonus action.You can scoot that thing
wherever you want. Yep, I can move it 30.
Feet. You are free to move around.
The black pudding is not within range of you.

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Specifically, I'm not going to move.
I'm going to tell the noble guy sitting at my feet that if I run
away, he needs to follow me thisfight and be my meat shield.
OK all. Right, he looks.
Up and he goes. Be your meat.
I can be your meat. Yes, be my meat.
Great, that's all you heard, Nick Gomez.

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Anything else for your turn there?
Nope. I just look around the room at
all the all the different creatures and chaos and and Yep,
I'm ready for a fight. All right.
Well, next is going to be the black pudding at the east and
the very eastern most table. It turns to one of the nobles
sitting there if it's him. I thought I told you all to get

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under the table. Damn it.
They have not had a chance to react yet.
And that noble you So the black pudding one tendril reaches out.
Yeah, that noble who's like chair shot out from under him.
He hits the ground and as he stands up and he says someone
call for the guards, the black pudding wraps 1 tendriled arm

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around his head. And you all hear this popping
sizzling sound and pretty soon aheadless body topples to the
ground with a tendril still reaching out wrapped up around
the quickly dissolving head wrapped in its tendril.
And that is a another dead noble.

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Rena from the West End of the banquet hall just is shouting.
Mortiva, save us. Next in the turn order is a
couple of things. Everybody please give me some
perception checks. More mimics.
Come on Brad, get something above a. 10.

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I got a 15. It says a 21 hit. 17.
All right, 20 + 3. OK, Yeah, you need to suggest
some good perceptions. We're on high.
LLC on the Far East end of the room.
A. Walking suit of armor is walking

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into towards the middle of the room.
He makes his way towards one of the nobles but is not quite
close enough. That is it for him.
And then the mimic that dropped as a chandelier from the
ceiling. It's part chandelier, part

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undulating tentacles, part open mouth.
It crawls its way up right behind Thea and it is going to
make a biting attack on Thea. She gives you 18 hits.
Yeah. Anyway, Sophia, you only take
five points of bludgeoning damage.

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OK. And let's see here the like one
of the arms of the chandelier like reaches out and like almost
like a whip. The like beaded pieces of like
glass and crystal like painfullyslap against the back of your
leg and then wrap around it likea whip.

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And this chandelier with a mouthis now attached to your leg, and
you are grappled now by that mimic.
Can I still use my reaction? Yeah, you can use a reaction.
OK, my reaction is hellish rebuke.

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Yeah. Yeah.
So do you want me to read it? Yeah, go ahead, read it for our
listeners. OK, the creature that damaged
you is momentarily surrounded bygreen flames.
It makes the Dexterity saving throw, taking 2D10 fire damage
on a failed save or half as muchdamage on a successful one.

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And what is your save? Dex of 13 you.
Rolled A12. Go ahead and roll I.
Roll. From you.
Seven damage. Fantastic.
OK, yeah, so hellish flames erupt from you as this
chandelier mimic wraps in our chandelier crystal arm.

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Like all you know. The the draping beads of the
chandelier wrap around your leg as it slaps into you and cuts
into your leg. And hellish flames surround and
singe it and the open mouth chomps and nashes and grinds its
teeth. You guys aren't going to believe
this, but Darlene, it's your turn.

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And all right, so now let me going to go ahead and I mean
start running to the right and middle.
Yeah, he's going to get over here.
If he's right on his side of theflight, unless he's doing it, I
can get him there, get the rightright here and then he'll leave

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the right of five years and thenI'm going to go ahead and do
some. Attacks.
Let's go. And by that, I mean I'm going to
go ahead and cast by officious Dragon Breath and we're going to
go ahead and select lightning damage, OK?
And who are you targeting? So I'm going to cast it for my

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dragonfly to then convey forming.
So now Dragonfly has a reaction to here we go, our chair
manager. So you know, plus delivers a
stall that I cast them as an agent touch.
So I'm going to cast and if it'sgiant breath and see what
happens when we next can. I go into your.

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Better. OK, so I'm going to go ahead and
do the Dragon's breath and the dragonfly will now use its
movement to fly this way so we can make a 15 feet.
That looks like right right there and we're going to test 8
column at the Black Pudding Ave.Let's see if this lines in.

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Is that also going to hit? The IT will not because it's
only 15 feet. It is grappled around Thea.
They they effectively occupy thesame space.
I'm just I am saying it is. It is grappled onto Thea's leg.
I can take it. Take the damage.
See, it can take the damage. Thea can you take the damage?

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I can take the damage. Just got healed trying to fly
this this lightning in a comb tohit the what hidden and the
minute. OK.
And feel also hit the healing spirit.

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No, can't. Take damage.
OK. And what is your?
Damage. We are going to be walking 3D6,
it's going to be 14 damaged. Both the black pudding, the
Munich and theater. Please don't you tell us the
deep bundle. 14 damage. The the chandelier mimic wrapped

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around Thea's leg makes a screeching sound and the
chandelier like arcs and sparks with electricity from the
lightning. The black pudding lightning
circles around it and spins likea like one of those like
electric globes that you could touch and like the electricity
would follow your fingers and then the electricity dissipates

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into the wood. The black pudding is immune to
lightning damage. Well, that's going to be good
for that. I am so sorry and I also I did
look at it and Pebble I apologize.
The elemental is also resistant to slashing damage, so it's

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damage was cut. In Ash.
Oh baby. Doesn't like to get.
Hurt total, I've got that corrected so I apologize, but it
is important that you guys know the slashing damage only did
half damage for you to consider for what you do with that
creature. Next Narloin.

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Anything else? Now that your dragonfly is
spitting electricity all over Thea, her foxtails are like
giant bottle brushes just standing on end.
Yeah, no gnarly, Ween just yells.
I don't know what happened but the black pudding was not
shocked and the steel defender will run up towards the
elemental. OK and just knock the table.

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OK and that will end my thing. Rag Grenier with your gnat ones.
We have finally reached you, my friend.
That was a good now hey. You're you're here, you're
involved, you are grappled. You have the opportunity to make

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a strength saving throw to free yourself from the elemental.
Any roll with advantage because I'm like right there in front of
it. No.
Dan. I will bonus action bardic
myself. OK.
And. Then I will go ahead and give

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you that strength saving throw, OK?
So you're you're making your your attempt to break free as
your action then, right? Oh.
No. If so, you can.
Try to try to break free of the grapple as a bonus action.
Oh OK, I won't do a Bart at all.I rolled A7 so I don't want to

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take away that role because I already rolled it.
OK, so the seven is a fail, but you still have your action
available. OK, I'll say I didn't give
myself a bardic. Yeah, go ahead and remove that
bardic. Or add it back, whatever.
Yeah. So was the elemental grappling
my face and your was was that flavour or can I not speak

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because I'm being grappled by it?
It is very specifically wrapped around your head there.
There is a drowning element to what it did to you.
So yeah, Master. Specifically because all of my
spells are vocal. Yeah, any any spells that have a

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vocal component to them, they are going to be distorted by the
beer that's wrapped around your face.
OK. You could use your action if you
want to try and break free of the grapple again, or you could
try to make an attack or something that does not require
your mouse. Yeah, I'll.

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I'll just go ahead and try to break free with my action again.
Yep, rank saving throw. That's a 13.
That's a fail. Scratchy.
Genius. Flash of genius.
Yeah, we're going to say you're,you're.
I'm going to say that's. Listen 30 feet.
Which just means I roll again. Oh, add 3 so. 1616 is a sage.

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I only have three of those guys.Her eight you have perfect time
to use it. Hello level 7 or professor.
Navigator just trying to get 3 and he's going to say just
stabbing like the chair. That'll help you get out
somehow. Braggrenier knows how to get

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out, but he can't hear anything.You, you, you hear that speech?
You can hear. Oh yeah, you can hear him in
thought speech. I thought it was 15 feet for
thought speech. Yeah, really bended the rules on
on the thought speech. You know that that was
originally the rule, but and youyou guys didn't.

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Talk very steal the side of the phone.
Who cares? You guys have gotten shattered
at thought speech. The range has extended as you
have all flexed your thought speech muscles over the last 25
episodes so you hear them. All right, and Braggoneer is
then going to run away. 30 feet.That's my speed.

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OK, and I guess I'm ending my turn.
OK. With that, we're at the top of
the turn order, and lady and gentlemen, it is pandemonium.
In the banquet hall at the top of the turn order, Rena is still
screaming. Like, aren't we?

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No, not, I mean like my baby andDiedrich saying no, we have to
protect. Like my love, you have to be
safe. And Diedrich brags Rena through
the westernmost door, and the doors slam shut behind them.
One of the nobles at a table he's going to run up, kind of

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taking Braggrenier's, you know, stance like he.
He follows Braggrenier, guardingfrom the table.
That noble is dead. The noble at Comus's knees is
still clinging to his knees. One of the nobles that's across
from Thea. He picks up a dinner knife and
he's going to take a swing at the black pudding.
Oh. This guy's like not on my

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cousin's wedding dinner ceremonyand he misses he his knife stabs
into the table. Leans over and watches this.
Bergrenier talks to the noble that just ran over next to him
and says DJ still strong. Very, very brave of him to run

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away, don't you think? The noble looks at you and he
goes, well, he's protecting the Duchess, right?
Why didn't he get her out and come back?
Well, to keep her safe by. I don't know.
I don't know, man. I'm like.
Damn it. He just starts, you know he
doesn't have a solid answer for it.

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Meanwhile, one of the servants watching the noble whose head
just dissolved in front of her, she screams and she runs back.
The other servant who has the mimic chomping on her side,
she's got one HP left. She's screaming bloody murder,
screaming, someone save me. And the other noble at the far

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right end, he doesn't know whereto go.
He's got a mimic to his left, a mimic back to his right, the
black pudding in front of him. And he's looking around and he
says, where are the palace guards?
And we're back to the top of theturn order.
Black pudding sloshes and gurgles its way across the
table. Plates and silverware and dishes

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are clattering and dissolving inits black ooze as it seeps
across the table. And the black pudding is going
to Nokomis. You've got this noble wrapped
around your leg. I will let you use your reaction
if you want to pull him up onto his feet to stand between.

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You and the pudding. You can't.
Yes, absolutely. You're worried in a little
minute. The black wedding year old of
21. You see this rizzling acidic arm
starts to like whip out towards you in a comas and you grab the

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luchurous noble who had been flirting with you and you pull
him up from your feet. You like hook him up under the
armpits and you hold him up and this undulating arm splashes
into his chest and he begins screaming and he takes he can't.
I don't think he can live he. Takes 33 points.

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Of bludgeoning and acid damage. Nakomis.
You feel his body go limp as you're holding him from behind
and you look over his shoulder and you see this sizzling black
tendril has fully burrowed into his chest and he's looking down
as the sizzling hole is burned into his chest and he slumps in

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your arms between you and the black footing.
Good night, sweet Prince. He says I.
Never got a chance. Next lifetime.
OK, that's fucking brutal. The the servant off to your last
Nokomis screams as she watches this.
And next is the mimic that's chewing on the Bard in the

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northwest corner. And.
Greg, that's your people. He actually admits he just
continues to be latched onto theBard, but the Bard is still
alive. Wild.
OK, it's now the a lamental's turn.
Bring it on. A lamental is going to take a
swing at Pebble. It sure can try.

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Nope, it rolled. A3 does a 10 hit.
Absolutely not. OK, he's going to make his
second arm attack. How about?
A 14. Oh, you got 2, you've got 2.
Attacks I got. Two attacks and your two attacks
don't hit. No, 14 does not.
Yes. We are now rolling to see if he

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recharges that splashing Elm andhe does not.
As he was swinging his sword, could I have grabbed a mug and
scooped up some ale and drink it?
He missed twice. Yeah, you you grab a mug and
yeah, you you get a mouthful of ale.
Does that do? 1.

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D4 damage. It does not, no, but it's
narratively interesting. OK, see ya.
We are back to you, monster. It's Thea's turn.
You got a chandelier mimic chomping on your leg and a black
pudding trying to pull the dissolving bottle body of a

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noble into its oozing form between you and the comas and
the healing spirit standing nextto you So you can.
If you need healing, you can. Oh yes, I do need healing.
And how is this this fucker on my leg?
How's he looking? Is he looking almost 10?

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He's still looking like a chandelier.
He still looks pretty hearty. Well, I'm going to heal.
I've. Got a lot of mimics on the
table. OK, Pyro.
I got to keep. Talking, which mimics doing
what? Yeah.
No, he he has been hit several times, but he is, he is.
He's got some health. OK, the heel is 1D6, right?

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That sounds correct. It is one D6.
Yep. OK, let me roll that real quick.
Two, I'll take 2. All right, field for two.
Zia's going to look down on her leg at this chandelier and she's
going to catch. She'll touch on this dude does a

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14 hit. It sure does.
OK, 13 damage. OK, you see its tongue like
wither and swivel a little bit as the chill touch necrotic
damage seeps into it. It's it's looking pretty hurt.
It's still, you know, chomped onto your leg.

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But yeah, it did not like that. Cool.
Yeah, I think that ends as I'm just going to stay where I'm at.
I'm I'm still grappled. Right to try and break free of
the grapple if you want. I mean, I might as well.
Yeah, go for it. That would be a dirty 20.

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Definitely you pick this thing off.
Of your legs. And you are no longer grappled
by the Chandelier mimic, which does mean now you have your
movement available. If you do want to try to move
somewhere, it'll get an opportunity attack.
But you you have your movement available.
If it doesn't opportunity attack, do I get to use a

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reaction after that if it hits? You.
I think you still have a reaction because you haven't
used one since your last hellishrebuke, right?
Well my the only reaction one I have is is that and it's only
when I take damage from an enemy.
Yeah, you would be able to reactwith a hellish rebuke.
OK, I'm going to then move. Let's go this way.

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I'm going to be right there, notgoing too far.
He did roll a dirty 20. They hit you as you run away
from him. OK.
So that is 11 points of bludgeoning damage.
OK, and then I'll go ahead and use my my reaction then.

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Yeah, yeah, I think that's goingto be 9.
So yeah, but he's he's got a roll for Dex 13.
These guys are not very Dex Dexter, let me tell you.
He rolled A4. OK, so he takes 9.
OK, now he's looking pretty hurt.

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He's looking soon. Sin has been beat up.
Good stupid chandelier. See you anything else for your
turn there. No, I'll say next turn.
OK, Pebble, that brings us to you all.
Right, you tasty some bitch Tabel is going to bonus action

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activate the familial twin hand axes to enlarge them to give
that extra D4. All right, so I've enlarged my
my familial axes and I'm going to roll my attacks with
advantage recklessly. So bam does out cheese.

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I got A5 and A4 for that one guys does an 11 hit does?
Not. Oh, man.
All right, dice. If you don't, if you don't
perform this time, I'm changing you out.
Second attack Nat 2026, hit Nat 20.
Beautiful. OK.

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So that is a rolling quick damage.
So that is 10 plus AD four. Let me roll AD 4 real quick.
Oh damn, what? So 11 damage.
Then. That is.
Slashing cut in half. Cut in half to six, then it does

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round up. Yes, all right.
And that is my bonus action and action.
All I have left is a reaction. So this mofo tries to attack
somebody or run. I got his number.
I believe that is going to bringus to one of our mimics.

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It's going to be the mimic on the eastern most part of the
room, the one that is chomped onto the side of the servant
lady who is screaming for someone to save her, looking
wildly and desperately across the room with with no one nearby
to help her. That mimic holds her 23.

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She had one hip point, it chompsme down and effectively like
twos a chunk of her body out of her side and that servant falls
to the ground dead. And the other servant that is
standing off to the left and N center of the room.

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She watches this like the Shining style, like she's just
panting and shrieking as she watches all of this happening.
Next up is going to be Nokomis. That was a close one.
The the dying noble in your arm says I'd have given you a close
one, and then he now, now he's dead.

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Oh, that's lovely. OK, I'm going to heal some folks
in step. OK, so you might like this or
you might hate this. I'm going to use a my 4th level
and I only have one fourth levelspot.
I'm going to use AID, and let metell you what AID does, my
friend. Please tell us what AID does.
So I want to choose up the threecreatures within range Within

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the 30 foot range, each target'shit point maximum and current
hit points increase by 5 for theduration.
Using a higher level spell, eachtarget's hit point increase by 5
for each spell slot above level 2, meaning I'm going to increase
three people's health pool by 15.

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It's me, so Bragg, Sia, and Narlueen are all within that
range of you. So is the steel defender, so is
one of the servants, and so is one of the nobles.
I'm going to use actually I myself.
OK. And on Thea and on Bragg.

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OK. You said I'm adding it to what?
15 temporary hit points for the duration of this fight.
It's an 8 hour duration. Appreciate you.
And you just get that it's not like a 15 maximum then you have
to heal for that much more. It's literally hit point and
current hit points increase by 15.

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Yeah, wait. Oh, so I heal and get temporary?
Yes. Yeah.
But how much is the heel? Is it 15 heel plus 15 temp?
No, no, no, yes. It's like, well, I guess yes,
just go up 15 from where you currently are at.
Yeah, add 15 to everything effectively.
Oh, that puts me. At full you'll be at full and

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then you would have a bonus 1510.
OK. Sweet.
Thanks the Compass. That's some.
You're welcome. Healing, my guy.
Yeah. Yeah. 55 out of 68.
Yeah, so brags that full health and then he gets 15 added to the
Max total. OK.

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And the Comus bonus action. Yes, bonus action.
I'm going to see. OK, this guy in front of me is
kind of freaking me out a littlebit, knocking a lot.
Let me just check he is health quick. 56 out of 69.
That's pretty good. OK, I'm going to.
I'm going to actually try to do a little damage, I think.
Yeah, No way. I can't.
It's a bonus action. I can't.

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Nevermind. I'm useless.
Not useless if. You would like to.
I I I can't heal. You've already healed me a great
deal. Definitely not useless.
I'm I'm just going to heal you again, but but obviously it's a
bonus action, so it's just be atrank one and then I'm going to
move away. But yeah, first let me heal.

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That's a rank one healing word. The healing word is going to be
pudding. That's on the nose.
And that heals Thea for four. He'll take it.
Well. Just.
Just want to clarify something. Mud with aid.
It doesn't give us temp hit points, it increases our maximum

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hit points. OK.
So he said plus 15 maximum hit and it heals us by 15 if I'm not
mistaken. Perfect.
So your maximum is increased by 15.
Correct. So I'm not sure.

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Would that put me at my normal Max of 53 and then give me 68
maximum? Or would?
It was whatever the difference would be.
So how what? What health were you at?
40 New York City. So your parent health should go
up to 50 summers. Yeah, and your Max health is up
to 68. OK.

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So you're at 55 with a 68 packs.OK.
Nokomis, were you going to stay there at the table or were you
moving? In here, no.
I would like to back away a little bit.
Next in the turn order is one ofthose black puddings.
It's slips and slams and undulates across the table, and
as it is going it takes a swing at one of those nobles and

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misses. Wow, really bad rolls.
OK, these guys can't get. The.
Broad side of a brick barn. Yeah, no, the the noble locks it
with his chair that he was sitting on, and the two black
puddings are now both on the center table as they're oozing
across the table to the left. Next up in the turn order is

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going to be the mimic that lookslike the suit of armor that one
comes up on the same noble. And it's going to make a
stomping on him. So it rolled off 4.
And this is. This guy is just.

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He's just a. Dodging.
He's got a chair up in his handslike he's fighting, you know,
like a circus lion. He's just dodging black puddings
and mimics left and right and he's shouting.
Where are the guards? And last one.
Of the servants needs to run andget them.
Chandelier mimic. It's going to slide through the

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healing spirit and is undulate. It's like crawling and teeth are
snapping and chittering and it'sactually it's going to swing at
the dragonfly. How tall is the?
Member. It has a reach of five feet.

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Dragonfly is flying. How high is the dragonfly?
I'd say probably around like 6 foot but so OK.
That means it's swinging at Thea.
I was trying to give you give you a pass, but no, the
dragonfly is too tall. Sorry, could see it does an
eighth hit. No.
Right there. Well.

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That's that. No, Louise.
It's your turn man all. Right, I'm going to go ahead and
shoot some arrows. OK.
So I'm going to go in that and attack the ailmenta.

(01:01:38):
Oh no. Let's don't roll in that one.
There's a 15 here. Shut up, mud.
A 15 is a hit. I'm.
Going to right next second here.Oh.
My God. Wasn't that 20 here about?
20 Oh, thank God. I thought I was going to take an
arrow to the knee. Was very much in the line of

(01:02:01):
fire there. He wasn't using any kind of
blunderbuss. You were safe.
Yeah, right. So are you using your heavy
crossbow? Yes.
OK. And are you using your fire or
lightning bolts or just regular bolts?
No, just regular. OK, then go ahead and roll a

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crit damage and then roll a regular damage.
That's going to be 10 + 12, so 22 there.
Hey, and that is piercing for the crossbow.
Yeah, there is something. OK, so 22 is cut in half to 11.
Jesus, I don't know, It's a little bit of that barbarian

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medicine for you guys. Damage resistance.
What's that? OK, Narleen bonus action.
I just. See it as a lot of health.
Yeah. Those things that it's not
resistant to. Well, we're going to see the
gently is going to fly towards the elemental, but kind of
towards the middle and you just do this right.

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It's so it'll be right over here.
OK. It just has to be flipped
around, but you got it. Yeah, I got you.
Yeah, OK. That will just hit the A
lamental and it's lightning. Yes.
OK, go ahead. And is, is that a saving throw

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or is that a attack roll? It is.
Intact. Last time you used it, you just
did damage. You cast it.
What's a deck saved of 14? The elemental rolled a 3020.
All right, so it takes half damage.
OK. And it was lightning like

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electric damage. OK.
And go ahead and roll your damage.
And it's double because it's water, right?
Or ale right and. Now when you attack it, you get.
Electrified, it's a goody. It's electric water.
So Yep, it is going to take eight points of damage.
Round up the garage. Yep, small.

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The elemental's not happy. Elemental's been sizzled slash
pierced. It's it's pretty, pretty upset
about all that. Narleen, are you going to move
anywhere on the map, or are you happy with where you're
standing? Sounds like a loaded question.
Middle Whistler, OK. And then the seal defender is

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going to rotate overall. Yeah, so Steel defenders on the
table and just like clambers around to the backside of the
elemental, Yeah, kind of lookingfor.
A game looking for a singer to do.
Damage on that. OK, Bragg.
Rainier, you got a a noble saying.
Someone save us. Where's the guard?
Standing right in front of you. Nokomis is head and to your

(01:04:54):
left. Bragg, what you doing, man?
Oh, you've also got a mimic far off to your right chomping on
another bar trying to eat them. Bragg is going to tell the noble
and the servant that are nearby that they need to run and touch
some guards, and he points to the two exits and says take

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different directions. They both nod.
They go. Yeah, you got it.
At the top of their turn order, they will do.
Exactly that. OK awesome, so I'm definitely
going for mimic one, but what's that shape of mimic 1?
Mimic 1 is in a creepy marionette doll, OK, and its

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head has split open into a mouthas it's chomped down on the the
bard's thigh. So you're saying it has ears?
No. Say yes.
All right, I'm going to go aheadand guess, Dissonant whispers.
Endless whispers. On on mimic one, I'm actually

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I'm going to move towards it first.
I'm trying not to get it to run towards the civilians.
I'm I'm very, very much not trying to kill them.
I'm going to move towards it, but I'm going to go below it
kind of a twin it and the tablesand I will go ahead and cast

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this net whispers at a second level.
It needs a Wisdom save of 14. The 19 + 1 for 20 but it still
takes the damage. Half as much damage, so it takes
5 damage all right. OK.

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And then bonus actions don't have much for bonus actions, so
I will go ahead and throw Pebblea bardic.
Whoop. Pebble, this should help you
out. All righty.
That brings us to the top of theturn order.

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So with that, we'll start with the noble and servant that you
were yelling at. Noble is right.
He he can use a a move and a dash.
He cuts West across the room. He runs around the like hand
washing fountain and he slams into the double doors on the
West End of the banquet hall that Diedrich and Rena had

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escaped through. And the doors don't budget.
And he slaps his hands against them and is shaking the doors,
rattling them in the frame simultaneously move and dash.
The servant girl, she runs to the east servant's door that
leads in and out of the kitchen.And same thing, she slams up

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against it and falls to the ground as the door rattles in
its frame. And she stands back up and she
starts shaking that door. And with that, you all
effectively can see that betweenyour two entrances and exits,
the West doors and the east door, you are all locked in the
room with everything that's in here.

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We got a noble that's still alive at the table.
He's got a dinner knife in his hand.
He's going to take another swingat one of those black puddings
because this dude, he, he's not going to.
Oh my God, this noble rolled in that 20.
He's in the hurry. He's joining us, and then he'll
get poisoned and die and we'll all cry again.

(01:08:34):
He yeah, he does 10 points of slashing damage with this dinner
knife. Cuts into the black pudding on
the middle table there. Dinner knife just, you know,
killer psycho style, just stabbing into this thing.
So this is the first time a Black Pudding has been hit with
a melee attack. Black Goose splashes back at him

(01:08:58):
as he's stabbing into it and he takes six points of acid damage.
Elam, we must protect Noble. Yeah.
So that's slashing damage from the noble and his Nat 20 made
him do 10 damage. The black pudding as he is
cutting and slicing into it. It's that in the house?

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Oh no, I don't like the way you've said that.
He said it was cut in half. He didn't say it was down.
The damage to Sutton ass Not notnot the creature.
Oh, OK. That's a good point.
It is resistant. It only takes five points of
damage. OK, Yep, Pyro just changed

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things here. It's only takes five points of
damage and he still takes that acid damage himself.
But that's that. He's resistant to melee damage
too. He's resistant to slashing.
Yeah, the black pudding and the and the lightning.

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Yeah, well, that's it for the noble at the top of the turn
order. He tried to be brave.
Another noble. He's going to try to run away
from the suit of armor mimic. Suit of armor mimic is going to
bite at him. The helmet on it is chomping and
snapping like a mouth. Now he gets hit and he takes 11

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points of damage. The suit of armor Foley chomps
in for one of the nobles necks and hits an artery and that
noble goes down spraying blood everywhere and that is the end
of him. You're just taking away our
friends. Yes, all these nobles and

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servants that you were going to become great friends with.
OK, top of the turn order and dressed.
Up for this occasion. It is black pudding.
Black pudding is undulating towards Thea.
Does does does the noble get an opportunity attack?
He chooses not to. OK, He's.

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Holding. His.
Burned. Hand He chooses not to because
if he hits and takes the retaliatory acid damage, he'll
probably die. He's he's gripping the acid
burns across his face, neck and chest, and he he lets the black
pudding ooze its way towards Thea Thea.

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Yes. Or the seventeen hits.
Yes. Thea is going to take one No 1 +
3, four bludgeoning damage and 17 acid damage, and Thea.
Your chainmail continues to dissolve and melt against your

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body, your hair's singing, and your AC is reduced by another
one point. My armor is literally falling to
the floor. What is your AC at right now?
It's at 14. This at top of the order though,
so can I use my reaction? Yes you can.
Well, yeah, I'm going to. Ellis Your.

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Backlash fucking it's going to be a 19 and he's got to do a
deck save of 13 so if he passes then he takes half that.
Black pudding has a -3 dexteritylike these guys.
Yeah, he he rolled a 7 -, 3 for a four.
Cool, so he takes 19 damage. Dang, and that was fire damage,

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right? Correct.
OK, 19 fire damage. This is the same pudding that I
did 19 damage on earlier this time.
It is, yeah. That's good.
You you needed to do that. OK, that's it for him.
Next is that that's on the entertainer.

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It's going to take try to chop down more on his leg.
This time it did hit and brag. You watch as the doll with
little doll arms wraps and grabsonto his knees and this mouth of
the head chewing on his thigh. It fully rips his leg off of his

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body and he falls to the ground as the mimic in the shape of a
doll is chewing on the stump of a leg.
Don't die on me. Oh, he's dead.
He's he's dead. Yeah.
Killing all our friends. Next up is the A elemental.
Elemental is going to 1st roll to see if he recharges.

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He did get his welm recharge back.
He can try OK Pebble and the Steel defender need to make
those strength saving throws. All right.
Does a Nat 20 save me? Or does you you you?
Guys are rolling along at 20 andnot attack rolls when it.

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Didn't so both the Steel, the Phoenix Steel Defender and
Pebble both dodge and dip out ofthe way as this splashing like
massive tentacles reaches out inall directions.
And that is its realm. It's now going to swing one ale
sudsy arm at the Steel Defender.It rolled a not one definitely

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misses. It then rolls at Pebble.
Pebble 16. Oh meets it, beats it.
Did you do it with disadvantage?What steel defender?
That's like the attack. No, I no, I did not OK, let me
roll again for the steel defender or for the elemental.

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OK, so he rolled A16 and a 19, so the 16 is still a hit.
Yeah. Kabul, you take 18 cut in half,
you take 9 points of damage. Mia, that brings us to you.
Hello. Yeah, How you doing?

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Thea, it's all right. She wish she would have ate
something at this dinner, but she decided not to eat or
something. She didn't eat anything.
OK. Well, you got a mimic to your
right and a black pudding directly in front of you.
Yeah, that stupid mimic and the stupid pudding I need to move.
The mimic is looking pretty perks.

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The black pudding is also not looking great.
It's it's pretty, pretty beat up.
All right, Thea, Thea's going totake her sword out then.
And let's see, she's going to doher first attack at the mimic
with my great sword, OK? And and which?

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Who were you swinging at? The mimic the one to my right.
Yep. Does a 24 hit.
That's the whole lady. OK.
And I'm going to, I'm going to. It was 11 damage, OK.
It's looking very hurt. It is.
It is on death's door. Yeah, I'll just swing at that

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fucker again, yeah. Go ahead.
Is a 25 hit. 25's definitely. A hit if you roll high.
Enough you could kill this mimics.
Can I smite it too? Yes, you.
Can. I got 9 damage with just the
sword. OK.

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And then let's see here. It had 10 health so if you
smite. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to use my
syring smite. OK, with that your your sword
blazes and yeah, you cut that chandelier mimic fully in half

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and it in this like stinking, oozing pile of gore.
It it cuts in half and lays steaming on the ground.
For a for the audience, I did roll A6 on that one D6 with a
searing smite. Nice.
So I know it's dead, but that's it's, it's Ultra 10.

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HP it had last, yes. Yeah, it's Ultra 10.
You've got your bonus action andyou can move if you want, but
the black pudding will get an opportunity attack on you.
Can I bonus action my spiritual weapon for this black pudding
guy in front of me? Yeah.
Cool. Yeah, I'm going to do that and

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try to hit him. OK.
That's a 12 I. Call this a hit.
Cool. Well, let's throw some damage,
yeah? Roll that damage.
That looks like it's going to be9.
OK. And what kind of damage is it?
It's yeah, force damage. No, it'd take the full 9 damage.

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That's what I'm talking about. Oh.
Yeah. My coatings don't like force
damage. Yeah, these are going to stay
right here. She's not going to move all.
Righty. That's my turn.
Pebble. I believe that blame brings us
to Pebble. OK, so this thing can't really

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do much to me, but I can't do much to it, so let me see.
I'm going to take out my bag of beans and throw it on the No,
I'm just kidding. Yeah, I all I can do is swing
away, Merv. So, yeah, not reckless.

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I screw it, I'm going reckless. That was why he attacked normal,
because he had done a reckless attack.
Yeah, that's right. Oh, yeah.
So, I mean, it still wouldn't have mattered.
You got 16. Yeah, Yeah, I know.
They. Yeah.
All right. I knew I had a reason.
Because I got the steel defenderhere you.
Need more notes? Yeah, because I understand.
I don't have my milk poop in front of me.

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Rolling attack, you tasty bitch.Oh, does a 22 hit.
You know it does. All right, I'm going to swing.
Boom boom K 810 damage, 5 whatever.
Up to 5. All right, all right, all all

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these magicians with their long turns, you all just sit back and
wait. Pebbles got some stuff to do, so
she's going to swing again. Manage recklessly.
All right are. Attacking.
With yeah, does 21 hit? Yes it does.
OK, rolling damage for that. All right.

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Nine damage cut in half to 5. Yeah, not under size.
How's this guy looking? He's, you know, he's hurt,
definitely hurt. OK, I'm going to do something
fun that I don't get to do very often.

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That's my new level 7 ability for my second level in Fighter.
I'm going to Action Surge, OK. All right.
Another attack role. Yep, that gives me boom boom.
Oh, does a 20 hit dirty? Yep, all right.

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Oh, come on, that's another ten.Well, 5:00.
And five damage. My final attack, boom no it's
not my final tech. O10 doesn't hit right but can I
use my bardic AD 8 right? I get AD 8 and does.

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Is there anything special for your motive?
Anything special when I attack with that bardic?
Yes, when you use your bardic toattack.
Where is it? Attack roll The target and each
creature of your choice that youcan see within 5 feet of it must
succeed on a Constitution savingthrow with ADC of 14 or take

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Thunder damage equal to the number rolled on the Bardic
Inspiration die. And it's AD 8, correct?
D8. So would an 18 hit is the
question. No, it would.
It wouldn't have to do it, it would have to do a con save for
the Thunder damage. No, I just need to.

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Hit it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, you need to run your D8 to see if you hit.
Does a 616 hit. 16 is a hit. All right, so it's needs to.
So I'm going to swing damage. All right, rolls A6 for its Con
save. OK.
And I just did another nine damage half, so another 5
damage. And then all right, take it

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away, Mr. mode of creation. No, no, that's your role.
So it does another 6 Thunder. Damage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you. Don't roll basically with the
attack roll for the bardic. You don't have to roll for it,
it's just if you hit with your basic attack you can choose to
use it and and mud has to do thecon save and.

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He failed, so he took an extra 6damage.
Yeah. Cool braggart.
What is? Your 26.
What is your? That's for 26 damage, right?
Yes, but. OK.
Hold on, because it was cut. No.
The four rounds of five, yes, and then a six, yeah.
Yep, I'm looking at my math here, so I'm asking between

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Braggrenier and Pebble, What? What does the inspiration that
that leads to this thunderous swing look like?
I'm. Just I look over at Pebble and
as I see her her getting ready to swing, I say, what would
Bertram do? Oh, she swings harder.
Oh, she just double hands it. Boom, we're going and.

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The axes connect inside of it, creating a thunderous clang.
Yes. All right.
Pebble just blinks like. Next up is one of them or
Pebble. Are you moving anywhere or
staying there with the elemental?
I think I have to stay here because no, I still have my

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bonus action, don't I? No, I action, Sir, No.
Oh, that's not a, that's not a bonus action.
Yes, it is. Isn't it?
No, it's not in the bonus actiontab.
Hang on a SEC. I'm almost positive is there.
Is no out team. It's it's other, it's special,
yes, it's no action. OK, so I get a bonus action.

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What are you doing with your bonus actions?
Oh can I bonus action Bush sub or whatever or no.
No, that is in action. I can't, yeah.
So pretty much all I can do is offhand swing.
So one more attack. Yeah.
Yeah, that's really all I can do.
Wielding. Yeah.

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All right. Rolling the hit and hold on.
Did that. Did that dice roll already?
I don't see it. No, OK, OK.
There's a 21 here. Yes.
It does. Yeah.
All right, and he got out for five damage.
I do not believe I attached raceto my off hand swing.

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I that's always contested, but yeah, so an additional 5.
So that's 31 damage total this turn.
You bitch a lot of damage. I told you all I was going to
take a long turn. So it was 5 damage that is cut
in half to three. Well, fine.
OK, all right, Barbarian with the longest turn in the combat,

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you're going to move on to one of the mimics.
One of the mimics that just finished chomping and eating one
of the servant girls is as a chair a very uncanny valley
wobbling its way towards Nakomisand it's just moving and dashing
and it's about 5 feet away from Nakomis now it but that is its

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turn. And with that it is now Nikomas
turn as this chair is clanking and crawling and unlike uncanny
valley, clambering towards you with the seat cushion snapping
its mouth. Fly.
Like a bird. No, go away.

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Nikomas is going to cast and tangle on the mimic too, OK?
It is a strength, say. Well, OK.
He is stronger than he is dexterous, but let's see.
That's not fun. OK, we're going to try to he.
He rolled a 21 on his strength sands.
Well, that that's a failure. I I failed to entangle him.

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The the chair actively is chomping and eating the vines
that pop up out of the slower. And it seems he enjoyed his his
plant snack OK. Action or bonus action?
That was an action. I'm going to back away.
OK. Yeah, I think I'm going to.

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I don't want to close to the elements either, but I'm going
to keep backing away. But before I do, I'm going to
toss a bonus action heel to Thea.
Not going to use my regular 1 though.
I'm going to use a different. One now I will remind everyone
you chose your seats at this table and I am sorry that you
have been so surrounded by everything.

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Yeah, it's OK. At the end of the last session
and I realized it. At least she got her first turn
to be a turn right. Yeah, I'm gonna use a lot of my
Fate Energy pool on Thea here. I think it's the right move.
So I have Fate Energy Pool as a bonus action.

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By spending dice from this pool,you can restore HP to one
creature you can see within 120 feet.
The creature also gains one temporary HP per dice spent,
though. Let's see, 66.
Is that ba ba ba Quick mat? Yeah.
I'm gonna burn all all six dice on her.
Let's go. So that's 66.

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Yeah. She's that low. 39 out of well
now 80. 4. Yeah, right.
I healed you for 15 and and you get 15 temporary hit points as
well. 6 temporary hit. Points.
All right, six temporary hit points.
Yep, one per day. Let's take it.
So 15 help and six temporary hitpoints.
Thank you, Nicholas. You're welcome, young Squire.

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And now I'm going to retreat. 30feet.
Right? Rush.
Move. How far am I?
You can probably run like right up there next to brag or near.
Yeah, I'm gonna do. I'm gonna run near brag all.
Righty the the table mimic is snapping and chomping and it
makes like a sad whimpering sound as you run away from it.

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Aw, kind of cute. OK, Next up is the second black
puddings turn that is up on the table.
I, I mean, these, these guys have kind of chewed their way
through everyone. It's also going to slide off the
side of the table and it hits the floor with a wet flopping

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sound as the second black pudding comes up on Like Thea,
you're surrounded by two black puddings.
I'm really hungry. And you know, thank God these
things only get to swing once. Did the 24 hit?
Yeah. Yeah, top of.

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My AC you Dick. Nine points of bludgeoning
damage. OK, this one was low.
It rolled A127 and A3. Only 13 acid damage.
Only. Only.
And yes, your AC does drop to 13.
Back down to 38 hills. And I am going to point out for

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everybody that is in this combat, this damage that is
being done by the black puddingsis permanent.
That's to keep in mind. She's going to have to buy new
armor. If she wants to bring her armor
back up to where it was, yeah, Mimic 3 is going to use its
movement and its dash and Thea. You see The Walking suit of

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armor comes right up and you arealmost surrounded by two black
puddings and a walking snapping helmet of a mouth of a walking
piece of armor Mimic. OK.
That's it for the mimic Narlaween, it is your turn.
All right there Narlaween seasons theaters getting sworn.

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So he just aims his frost flow right up towards the ceiling and
you see web shooting out of it. As I tested second level web.
Please read that for everybody. I taught to amass a sticky
webbing at a point within range of 60 feet.
Webb's filling 20 tubes Serge duration.

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They are addictable terrain and the area within them is light
the UPS keyboard, which means disadvantage on the wisdom after
wire runs, the words are going to be anchored between the
ceiling. You know the chandeliers, the
audible, and so I'm going to make next part.
That first half creature enters the webs on a turn or starts its

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turn there. It must succeed on a deck saving
throw or have a strange feature and at the start of each of its
turn it can do a strength athletics check.
It gets my spell saved and seen to get out.
A webs are flammable. Any 5 foot cube of webs exposed
to fire burns away in one round,dealing 2D4 fire dams and

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creature that starts its turn inthe fire.
OK, and for our listeners, that 20 foot square of webbing is
enveloping 2 of the black puddings and one of the mimics,
the suit of armor mimic that's lumbering towards Thea.
So Thea, you see all these webs shoot up directly in front of

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you, tangling up all of these monstrosities that are oozing
and undulating and clambering towards you.
Narluene, that was your action Iassumed for webs.
That was in fact my action. OK, bonus action.
Well, I'm going to round a little bit out of the way here.
So it's right here and the genital follow me on its own

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turn and the steal the Fender isgoing to go ahead and run around
this cellar and it's going to attack with my voice action.
OK and so I allow steal the Fender hurt that arrow bundle
and it uses force empowered round for force damage.

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OK, I rolled that attack. I can see 1D8 plus proficiency
bonus for standard and so much spelled attack modified in it.
I don't think an 11 hits. An 11 is a miss on the
elemental. And I think the steel defender
just like charged that headbutt just elemental and just.

(01:32:54):
The the. Yeah, the elemental like it's
like confused for a second is trying to drown your your
construct. You're you're steel defender,
but it's not working any other movement or anything else.
That's going to be it, brag Rainier.
Is it? Is it my turn?
Brag Rainier. You got a dull mimic behind you.

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You've got a comas to your side,and you you've got another mimic
as a chair lumbering towards thetwo of you and the elemental on
the table in front of you. What's Bragg doing?
I I noticed that Thea is in a bit of a conundrum and there's a

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there's the one black pudding that hasn't been injured,
correct? Yeah.
I'd like it to make a wisdom save.
I'm going to be using my 4th level spell, Phantasmal Killer.
Yeah, OK, like pudding -2 to wisdom, it rolled a 15 -, 2 for

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a 13. Thank God you said 15, you said
15 and I was so afraid it was a wisdom save of a 14.
OK so I I will read this out. I will read this out.
The range is 120 feet concentration up to one minute.

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You tap into the nightmares of acreature you can see within
range and create an illusion of its deepest fears, visible only
to that creature. The target makes a Wisdom saving
throw. On a failed save, the target
takes 4D10 psychic damage and has disadvantage on ability
checks and attack rolls for the duration.

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I'm not even going to read the successful save because you
know, right? But does it have any conditions?
Or the duration. The target makes a Wisdom saving
throw at the end of each of its turn.
On a failed save, it takes the psychic damage again.
On a success, the spell ends. It has disadvantage for

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everything and it has disadvantages.
Yep. Well, and because of the the
spell itself, it gives disadvantage on ability and
attack rolls. This this thing is severely
disadvantaged it it did roll so I, I rolled with disadvantage.
It rolled a 2 -, 2 on wisdom. It rolled A0.

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You know that that's about as bad as it can get.
So roll that damage. So for the first.
Round of damage, it's going to take 23 damage and it's psychic.
OK, yeah, it takes the full psychic damage.
And then Bragrenier is going to nod and say well, that's taken

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care of and he's going to turn back towards the the doll in
front of him and he's going to step between the doll and
Nicomas to make sure the doll doesn't go for Nicomas while
while leaving line of sight for Nagamas.

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So you move and yeah, you've gotthe doll mimics on one side and
the chair mimics coming in the other direction.
Yes, and unfortunately I don't have any bonus actions besides
throwing bardic's so I will. I will save my last bardic for

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now. Yep.
I believe that brings us to the top of the turn order.
Then at at the top, the servant girl at the E store, she
continues to slam and beg on thedoor begging for someone to let
her out, but the door is very obviously barred.
On the West side of the ballroom.

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The noble there is doing the same thing.
He's shaking the door and he's rattling it.
He's saying someone save us, someone get us out of here.
And the other last remaining noble, holding a dissolving
dinner knife in his hand that ismelted from the acid, is
shouting, you know, man up man, like we must defeat these
creatures. The West doors slam open,

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knocking the noble like into thefountain as the doors are flung
wide and coming in from the West, birds from the red.
So you have a boy. Into the room, looking around.
What's up? Birdie, he, he, he looks at the

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noble on the ground and he giveslike this dismissive grunt at
him and he he looks at Pebble, Pebble, he gives you the nod
again. I give him the nod back,
grinning. I'm not hiding it.
I'm grinning ear to ear. Bertram is going to use his
movement. I say welcome to the party,

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Bertram. Bertram runs up and he shouts.
Normally the Queen's Guard are not invited to these events, and
he swings his claymore at one ofthe mimics.
I'd like to give him a bardic since I didn't use my bonus
action. This would be a good time to
give him a bardic because he didmiss Woohoo woohoo.

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Hey. Hey, Bertram, nice to see you.
You should have seen what Pebblejust did.
And I I a mote flies from me to him.
So he rolled A6 with his Barde, which makes his attack a 13
which hits the mimic. Nice, and he gets that force

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damage. Yeah, so he's going to deal.
He is not using a Chaos cursed sword.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna put that out there right now.
But he does deal 8 slashing damage to that mimic that's up
there next to Braggrenier and Nokomis, and then does another 6

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force damage as Braggrenier. You, you give him that bardic
and he's talking about how like,normally we're not allowed at
these things. And yeah, he blasts into that
thing for what's 8 + 614 damage.It's always fun to crash a
party. Anywhere I you're invited?
Yeah. Is is he a barbarian?

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He is multi classed OK he ruled in Nat 20.
He just got a 20. Five nice board, Bertram hit the
mimic. Damage old 1 + 1 + 3.
No, that is a sad. Fight that is a sad fight with a

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friend. He did 7 damage.
That is raging Pebble. Cheers.
Anyway. Get him, yeah.
He he Nicks this thing. OK, that's Birch from the.
Yeah, boy, give that doll what for?
OK, Next up is one of those black puddings that is tangled

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up in the webs. See like you're the only person
in front of it. So the IT is going to make a
acidic swing at you with disadvantage being in the webs.
It was a nine hit. No.
Thank God for those webs becausehis first role was a 17.

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Jesus. OK, that's a miss.
It reaches 1 undulating arm towards you but it keeps getting
tangled up in the webs and like the arm is sticking to multiple
pieces of webs and you know the webs like they have things with
fire and this thing is acid likefor flavor.
It is like melting through some of the webs, but more webs are
appearing from the spell tangling it up.

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Next up is going to be that mimic that Bertram is swinging
at. It's it's going to take a swing
back at Bertram and it hit him. It hit him it it does damage.
And this creepy doll, OK, so this like creepy doll that just
got like slacked and torn at by Bertram.
One of its doll hands reaches behind its back and it pulls the

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drawstring and the giant mimic mouth goes Mama.
It fights on to Bertram, and Bertram is now grappled up by
Mimic One on the map, the doll Mimic and.
He goes, oh. My God, what is this thing?

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Next up is Elemental. Elemental is going to roll to
recharge its attack. It does not succeed.
Elemental it's going to make a swing at Pebble.
Pebble does a 24 hit. What now?
Yeah. 24, yeah. Yeah.
Pebble you take 7 points of damage, 14 cut in half to 7.

(01:42:10):
With Grace I I look over to see if Bertram saw that hit.
It was a nice healthy 1. Yeah, Bertram has this doll
biting onto his hip, but he's looking over his shoulder at
Pebble, watching how Pebble fights, and he sees you to take
this hit on the chin. And he just says.
Like a barbarian. OK, a lamental.

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It's going to swing at Pebble again.
It's Pista Pebble. Pebble's been been causing it.
Nothing but heartache. Pebble.
Is it 18 hit? Yeah. 18 hits, Yeah.
Oh, I'm good, guys. I'm good.
It does 12 damage, cut in half to 6.
Do I get heroic inspiration fromseeing Bertram?
No, I'm just kidding. You know you got it.

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It's it's birdie, though. It's Birdie.
Thea, it is your turn. You got some tangled up black
puddings right in front of you. You've got that long.
Sort of. Wounding, I think.
Yeah, I got the great Sword of Wounding.
Yeah, what's Thea doing? Thea's debating.
Do it. Do it, do it, do it for the

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lols. Meme worthy.
We haven't. Used.
It yet? Reminds Mud what he gave.
US. Remind the listeners how badass.
You are promise is fucking, so I'm going to use.
Some conversations I've been having in a side chat.

(01:43:43):
I don't. Know what you're.
Asking. About.
No. We don't do that.
So I'll have to use a. You said that I can use a bonus
action to change my weapons, correct?
Correct. OK, and remind me again with the
horn of blasting which dice I have to roll to make sure it

(01:44:06):
doesn't explode on me. It's AD 12.
How many D? Yeah, but like what?
Oh, I. Think you want to know that one?
But let let's take a quick look at it.
It doesn't say, it just says 20%chance of causing the horn to
explode. And I remember you as saying
something, I just don't rememberwhat.

(01:44:27):
Just don't roll on that one. Yeah, hold on.
So you need to roll a A5 or better.
If you roll A1 through a four, the horn explodes.
OK, let me write that down. OK, well C is going to pull.
Please read Horn of Blasting foreveryone.
All right, you can use an actionto speak the horns command word

(01:44:50):
and then blow the horn, which emits A thunderous blast and a
30 foot cone that is audible 600feet away.
Each creature in a cone must make ADC 15 Constitution saving
throw. On a failed save, a creature
takes 5D6 Thunder damage and is deafened for a minute.
On a successful save, a creaturetakes half as much damage and
isn't deafened. Creatures and objects made of

(01:45:11):
glass or crystal have disadvantage on the saving throw
and take 10D6. Yeah, and then if it explodes, I
I take 10 to 6 fire damage and then it destroys the horn.
Yeah. Roll anything but a four or
less. OK, rolling well, can I use a

(01:45:32):
lock point? Yeah.
Yeah, you can. Yeah.
I'm going to use the luck. Point.
You. You can at least tell everybody
what you. Rolled.
What? We.
Don't need to do that mud. All of our butt cheeks clenched
enough. I think the audience heard this.

(01:45:53):
That's. Fine, you said the line.
It almost landed on one again but I got 13.
OK. I'm sweating bullets over here.
No kidding. Oh.
Tits OK. So the horn of blasting has to
originate from you. Correct.

(01:46:17):
So I believe you can choose. You can hit the two black
puddings or you could hit one black pudding and the mimic.
That's a. Pursuit of armor.
It's a 30 foot cone. Right, but it has to originate
from your mouth. So like I.
Can't. I can't see the map.
There we go. OK.

(01:46:37):
Could she have moved back beforeusing it?
He would get yeah, but then opportunity attacks on her from
the 2 black puddings. They all have disadvantage.
They do have disadvantage, so it's up to you if you want to
stay where you're standing. You can hit 2 black puddings.
Yeah, I want to hit the black puddings.
I don't like these fuckers. I'm saying you can take the risk

(01:46:58):
and you could back up and you could hit all three of.
Them. But you would have two attacks
on you. I wouldn't know, my armor is
already way lower so I'm going to hit the hit those dudes.
OK, so they have to make a con saves I think.
Yes, I think I just I'm rolling just flat out dice.

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Which they also get disadvantageon their saves.
Yeah, each creature must. Yes, each creature in a cone
must make ADC 15 con save and I I'm rolling 5D6 damage
regardless. Right.
So the the con save is to keep from being deafened, right?
That and if they save it they take half damage.

(01:47:43):
They both sailed but they are immune to being deafened but
they are going to take full damage.
OK, so I just roll five and thenwhat I get is just for both of
them or roll it twice? You roll it the one time so the
it'll 5D6 and they will both take that.

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OK. Thunder damage and a third of
the kilo. Minute tier mostly. 15.
OK, the the black pudding that'sbeen hit several times, it's
looking really messed up. It's it's very hurt.
It takes the full 15 Thunder damage.

(01:48:26):
The other black pudding also takes 15, but it's looking a lot
healthier it it does not look quite as beat up.
Nice, so then I'm assuming usingthat as an action, it doesn't
say anything like I only have to.
Speak the horns command word so that that was an action.
OK. What were What was the command

(01:48:49):
for the horn? Shove it, shove it, shove.
It Yep, OK. Take this horn and shove it on.
Right. I'm so glad you have the luck
feet. I hate, I hate people who don't
take the luck feet. It's so overpowered.

(01:49:11):
But it just saved you from 10D6 fire.
Oh, I know. Yeah, I know.
See a bonus Action No. No boner section, so Oh yeah,
doesn't want to move anywhere. OK.
The even with disadvantage like these guys are going to hit me

(01:49:32):
whether I'm here or if I'm fucking pulling backwards so.
Well, The thing is, if it feels.In the future unless they dump
out of the wareps so you live ineach snap.
Yeah. So right now they're they're
entangled, but they will get to attack you on their next turns.
You can move away and they have to try to save to break free of

(01:49:55):
the webs. Yeah, I mean again.
Unity attack? Well, they don't.
Give up on this attack. They are all going to attack me
whether I move back or if I sit still is what I'm saying.
That's true. It's up to you.
It's up to you. It's your call.
If I move back then I should have just hit all three.
Yeah. Thank you.

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OK. Is is that all for Thea or does
she say or or or or do anything before ending her turn there?
Praise. Burke No.
Pebble, that brings us to you. Pebble still grinning.
What can she do? I mean, she ain't backing down.

(01:50:39):
She's just going to swing for the fences again.
You and this. You know.
What I I have been forgetting toadd my D4 to my extra hand axes,
but I will not forget this time.So we're going to Rep.
Yeah, for. All of your previous damage.
Yeah, no, for for that, for thatbig honestly for that big

(01:51:00):
attack, my action surge. But yeah, that sucks that I
forgot that. Dang.
Yeah. All right.
Well, I'm so excited to use the action surge.
Yeah. All right, rolling reckless.
This is this is mean mud, the dungeon master saying I juggle

(01:51:22):
enough to handle your own shit. Is 18 hit?
18 is a hit. 7:00 and then a four, all right.
And then second attack I need toroll it with advantage.
OK, roll again. OK, does a dirty 20 hit?
Sorry, Dirty 20. It does.

(01:51:43):
So 11. So another 6, dammit.
Yep. And then offhand attack, she
finishes her double swings and then just kind of does does just
one little more nut tap to this.Oh, that's supposed to be with
advantage, but I mean, the 23 hits.
Let me see if I get a next one. Yeah, all right.
It's 2 seventeens in a row, so it is what it is.

(01:52:07):
So that's six damage. So another 3.
Cut in half. How's this guy looking?
Geez, I've been chipping away athim.
He's very hurt and Yamas, I never want to hear you complain
about your damage output again. Why?
If you complain about your damage output, those axes will

(01:52:27):
be destroyed. I'm not complaining about my
damage output. OK.
Pebble, any movement or you staying up there on the table?
I think, Gee, I kind of want to stay with it, OK?
You know, I kind of want to staywith it.
You know It holds her reaction for the next time it hits

(01:52:47):
somebody, you know, whether it'sme or the Steel defender, you
know, I get my Sentinel. Well, Next up is one of the
mimics, and it is the chair thatis lumbering and slavering and
darting across the banquet hall,and it comes up on the comas and

(01:53:10):
the chair, it's going to take a swing on the comas here.
Oh dear. Actually, it probably likes you.
It rolled that two does a seven hit.
No. The chair snaps uselessly at
you. The chair has a + 5 to hit.

(01:53:31):
Yes, all the mimics have. Yeah, but get my ass kicked,
yeah. OK, that's it from the the Chair
mimic. Nikomas, it's your turn.
Chair mimic right there next to you, snapping and biting.
And on the other side of you, the very, very creepy marionette

(01:53:52):
doll that just keeps muttering Mama Mama Mama is chewing on
Bertram's hip. What's Nikomas doing these?
These guys are creepy. I'm getting freaked out man.
Oh, thank you. Hey, the door is open to the
West if you would like to just run.

(01:54:14):
Away. Leave my friends here to die?
Not a chance. That's what I like to hear.
What's Nakomis doing? The brave little swamp mommy
wood elf. Swamp Mommy Wood Elf knows
Thea's still in some sort of danger, and to her better
judgement she he's going to try to run past the mimic and get

(01:54:37):
hit by the mimic, but that's OK.OK, yeah, Mimic will take a
opportunity attack I. Don't.
Need to do that. I don't need to do that within
the 60 feet of FIA. Never mind.
Just kidding. OK, well, good.
Saved yourself some damage. What are you?
What are you casting? Big voice Bill, I'm going to

(01:54:58):
cast a third level healing word and that healing word for CIA is
going to be I miss the healing Word because I can't think of
anything. See the words resonate in your
ears? I mean, I say that a lot so.
I healed you for 17. Thank.

(01:55:22):
Thank you. That's a lot of ones in that
healing Word 2 outs. Oh no.
Two. Yeah, Yep.
OK, they come as bonus action ormovement.
I want to pardon. Yeah, sorry, Healing Word is the
bonus action, so you still have your full action and your
movement. No, no, that was a full.

(01:55:43):
That was a full action. I used a rank, a high rank on
that one. But I will use my bonus action
for Healing Word. Or I can move.
Let me think. Or I can move the healing Spirit
closer. Yeah, you.
Could scoot the healing spirit 30 feet.
Yeah, 'cause it's, it's not, it's not tangled by web.

(01:56:04):
Yeah, no. Yeah, then let's put it right
behind Sia, if you don't mind. Yeah, let's put it right behind
Sia. Yep, that's great.
OK. And that'll end the.
Term has one charge left, right because it had three charges.
I think so, yeah. I think it had one more charge
left. OK, is Nicomas running anywhere?

(01:56:25):
I might. I might have the other side of
brag. If you want to move that mimic
will get an opportunity attack on Oh You're.
You're right. Yeah, I got it.
This I. Got this other side of brag.
There's another mimic. But not below Bertram but.
Nakomis isn't running for Brag, She's running for Bertram.

(01:56:45):
She's running past Brag. You make no mistake.
Nakomis, left, hit brags and. Bertram, you hussy.
You stay away from him, you hussy.
You're so funny. Yep.
Thomas, are you running? Are you staying where you are?

(01:57:07):
I feel like I have to run OK, soI'm going to move a little bit
and he's going to try to take a swing at me.
It's fine, It's whatever. Yeah, he he did roll in 19 on an
opportunity attack. That's fine.
So the chair, the chair leg, well it is a grapple.
The the chair leg swings out andhits you for five points of

(01:57:31):
damage and the the chair leg wraps around you as the chair
drags with you and you are now grappled by that mimic and
unfortunately your movement is reduced to 0.
I hate chairs. Long lived chairs.

(01:57:55):
Chomping and biting on Nick Comus's leg.
I thought opponent. I thought opportunity attacks
were just an attack, melee or anunarmed attack, not a special
attack. The mimics attack Oz's the
grapple condition. Oh, OK.

(01:58:15):
OK, so it's basically Sentinel. It it, it grapples anything it
adheres to anything that it. Yeah, yeah.
OK, OK. My bad.
OK, Nikomas, unless you've got anything else, it is one of the
black pudding's turns. Nope, that's it.
Good to stayed still. Ow.

(01:58:36):
OK, Black Pudding is attacking with disadvantage on Thea
because it's tangled up in wet. Well, no, it needs to do a save.
I think that's a strange saving throw.
OK. It's must fall save DC.
So it's a save. You have a save of 14.
OK. So 17 beats 14.
So it it does RIP it, it melts its way free of the webs that

(01:58:59):
was. Disadvantage, right?
No it wasn't. This guy does have disadvantage
because of the malevolent spiritthat was passed on it and
rolling that strength. The second strength trick was in
that 20. I'm sorry, I'm sorry it it melts

(01:59:20):
free. Jeez.
It melts free and Thea. And the black?
Puddings coming at ya. Is it?
Which black pudding is it? It is the one that you cast on.
OK. I believe it is still rolling
with disadvantage, right? Yes, it also needs to take the.

(01:59:41):
Attacks and attack rolls. OK, does it roll to free itself
from it? It does a wisdom save right for
the the Spirit. Yeah, at the end of each of its
turns. So it is going to attack with
disadvantage as it comes. For Thea.

(02:00:01):
The first role was a 22. The second role was a 14.
OK. I feel what it what is your
armor at? It's 13.
OK. OK, it did fail to break free of
the malevolent spirit, but it isgoing to hitch it via five

(02:00:21):
points of blood inning damage. It takes 10D6 psychic for
failing the malevolent spirit, Ibelieve.
No, no Phantasmal Spirit at the end of his turn, yeah.
Yeah, isn't that what he just tried to break free from?
Oh, it tried to break free from it.
Well, it's it's doing its attackfirst.

(02:00:42):
I'm I'm rolling the damage for its attack and then it's going
to take a phantasmal I I just rolled all of its checks and
and. It it.
Hit and it failed. So for the hit I'm rolling the
damage so Thea it's 21 points ofdamage total, A5 and A. 16 How
much was it was? 5 bludgeoning, 5 bludgeoning

(02:01:05):
damage and 16 acid damage. So 21 total and your AC is
reduced by another one down to Ithink that's 12 now.
You got to get out of there, girl.
Now it's going to take the damage because it did not break
free of the phantasmal spirit. So brag, please roll that

(02:01:27):
phantasmal damage. That is going to be hopefully a
good amount of damage fingers. Crossed.
Oh my God that's A1A2A2 and a nines for 14 damage.
Wow. And is it necrotic or what?
Psychic. Psychic.
Yep, it takes full psychic damage.
You said 14 total. Yeah.

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Unfortunately, however, it doesn't count as my bonus action
and my action anymore. Now that's just concentration.
Yep, Yep, that's just what it takes each turn.
OK. Also tangled up in the webs, the
mimic has to try to break free 11 on.

(02:02:09):
Yeah, it rolled an 11 and an 8 trying to break free of the web.
So I believe it is like it's grappled by the webs, right?
Yeah, It it's it's restrained. It's restrained.
OK, Mimic 3, the suit of armor Mimic cannot move.
So that's it for him and Gnarla Wien.

(02:02:31):
It is your turn. All right, let's go again.
And so the one black pudding andthe mimic are still resend.
Yes, one of them did break free.One is restrained and 1.
So 1 is restrained and has the phantasmal spirit on it, and the

(02:02:51):
mimic is just restrained. OK, so I want to tax the one the
black pudding that is restrained.
So that's just OK. So I want to talk with the
advantage. And you're attacking with your
crossbow, yes. OK.
Doc Thea. Now, does a 27 hit it?
Sure. Does.

(02:03:13):
And then I'm going to go ahead. Let me, I guess, roll my damage
first. It's going to be an 11 damage,
OK. And that is piercing.
Yes. That's resistant to piercing, I
think it. Is of.
Course it is. It is not.
Oh. The elemental was the black

(02:03:35):
pudding is not resistant to piercing.
OK. And how much damage?
Was it 11? So more than 10.
Yes. So it's going to use some acids.
It would if you were doing a melee attack, but it doesn't.
But what does happen? Because you dealt more than 10

(02:03:55):
damage to it. This almost happened earlier
with the noble, but he did not do more than 10 damage.
The black pudding, you see the arrow shoots through it and it
leanly splits in half. OK, so.

(02:04:16):
You're. Fucking with me.
I have been waiting this whole fight for some amount of
slashing piercing damage to do more than 10 damage to cut one
of these things in half. This fight was really intended
for like Pebble running at it with its axes and just slicing
puddings in half. OK, so the black cup pudding

(02:04:39):
splits in half and there are now3 black puddings on the map.
However, its health is split evenly between the two.
It also can go back into that map and match why you took it
around. Because it fell forward.
No, I know it's still in the. It fell forward.
It's. Still in there?
Yeah, OK, It'll it'll still be in the webs.

(02:05:00):
Pyro's like the fuck. It fell forward out of the webs.
OK, it is going to do its own strength saving throw here to
see as it falls into the webs. Does it have a turn now?
It it begins its existence in the webs so it has to do a save
like if it starts its turn in the webs that.

(02:05:21):
You're saying, did I have a turnright?
Now I would. Have got the same kind of the
other one it does. It is its twin.
Gets its own initiatives. Don't slash at the black
puddings bird. Like these things have a -, 3 to
their dexterity, but in Nat 20s and Nat 20s and Nat 20.

(02:05:44):
OK. Oh the new black pudding.
So it it has its own initiative.So it will go where in the next
turn order with its own initiative and it will roll to
see if it is in the webs or not at the start of its turn.
OK. What was the next point of the
Next Saturday initiative? OK.

(02:06:06):
OK, OK. You took a shot.
You cut a black pudding in half.What are you?
What are you doing now? So narla means like what they're
in. They're just multiplying.
And has a second attack with thecross and who some thinking
mimic. There is mimic 3 in there, the

(02:06:30):
sheet of armor mimic. Mimic won't split in half, we
know that. What?
I'm going to go ahead and load abolt of fire into my cross now
it's hit the mimic. OK, make a lot of tack roll.
Isn't that 20 hit? Yes it does roll that crip

(02:06:52):
damage. 2121 points of damage. And with that the fire bowl is
on fire and would have hit the webs and that lower fit 5 foot
tube of webs is now on. And everything in it takes 2D4.
I think and everything in it. Let me just read there.

(02:07:13):
Yeah, let's be flammable. Any 55 cubic worms exposed to
fire burns away in one round. 2D4 fire damage to any creature
that starts its turn in the fire.
OK. So now to be clear, each they're
going to all take 2D4 damage. They will no longer be entangled
though. Yes, OK, in one round they

(02:07:35):
burning 1, So right now they're still in thing, yes.
Until the start of their. Turn yeah, I'm not sure how it's
any size of Cuba. Web is supposed to fire brains
away in one round, dealing 2 before to any crew Chilled
starts. It's time.
Yeah. So it's it's I believe in one
round means like when it goes upto the top of the next turn
order next round. OK.

(02:07:58):
Nakomis, any anything else you're going to or Narluene, I
mean anything else you're doing there before Nakomis?
Yeah. OK, give us that bonus.
So with that, now the beam is going to go with me and right on
the Bennett 30 feet up this way and do a I'm going to do a

(02:08:21):
telekinetics trail on the elemental for ADC 14 strength
setting through. OK.
Elemental does have a + 4 to strength, but we're we're going
to roll it 13 + 4 for a 17. That is.
That saves, yeah, yeah. OK.
Does it do damage or is it just to try to move him?
OK. Elemental holds its ground and

(02:08:44):
it turns and looks at you, Narluene and frothy bubbles
spilling out of its open mouth and I see you.
You ran around to the West End of the table between putting
Pebble between you and it. Yes.
OK. Got to go through me, you tasty
bitch. That's that's.

(02:09:05):
It for me. OK, bragrenier.
Bragrenier with creepy doll eating Bertram, creepy chair
eating the Comus, What's Bragg doing?
I, I, I look over at Bertram andI say, can I leave these two to?
You. Bertram looks at you, trying to

(02:09:26):
like, try the the chomping doll off of himself.
He looks at you and he goes. You do what you got to do.
All right, good, good man. Please help out Nokomis.
She is being assaulted by a chair and Braggoneer is going to
run down 15 feet towards the table and then across 15 feet to

(02:09:52):
get closer to the combat. And so I want to run this by you
because it's going to affect howI do it, the animating
performance as an action. Oh no.
Yeah, as an action. You can animate one large or
smaller non magical item within 30 feet of you that isn't being

(02:10:15):
worn or carried for flavor. Can we say I throw something and
animate it 30 feet away from me?What are you throwing?
I was I was going to throw a little brother and have him
animate. That's action.
Little brother. Isn't he like he's on your
person, isn't he? Right, I was just saying for

(02:10:37):
flavor, can I throw him and use the spell on him as he's flying
through the air? If not, I will just animate
something that's on the table 30feet away.
From you I would say you could definitely throw a chair.
But little brother's not a OK. Little brother's a magical I
don't. No, no, Well, no.
It's. Not it's It's a magical item

(02:10:58):
that is like a familiar. It's the Chitnas antenna which
is an item in my pack which I used the spell to animate.
So I was just going to throw theantenna as flavor and then
animate it as it was flying through the air.
Go for it. You animate the antenna as you
as you throw it like a dart through the air.
What what is happening to the antenna?

(02:11:20):
So I'm throwing it at the black pudding above the OK, and then
I'm going to use my bonus actionto have it attack the black
pudding above the. OK, have it do an attack roll.
All right, and I get this step block uncovered by all these
dice rolls. There are for the listeners at

(02:11:43):
home, so many things on my map right now, all right?
And that's not in counting the other hidden mimics, right?
Yes, the six other Mimics in theroom have remained auspiciously
hidden. So little brother gets my spell
attack to hit, so I'm going to roll AD 20 + 6.

(02:12:06):
Not that. Oh my God that's a 10.
That's a miss. Little brother misses.
Yep. But he is now there, next to
next to Thea, attacking with theyeah.
You see this floating chit in this antenna darting and jabbing

(02:12:28):
and stabbing at one of the blackpuddings and not doing a very
good job, I believe Bragriner. That is.
Unless you're, yeah, you used your movement action and bonus
action. So OK, top of the turn order,
the noble on the West End of theroom, he just, he, he gets up on

(02:12:49):
his feet and he says boy, and heruns out the West doors.
The other noble holding the melted knife with all the burn
marks on him. He, he just backs away from all
the fighting like he was feelingbrave.
And then he's very nearly been killed.
So you know what he he runs overand he runs and dashes next to

(02:13:12):
the servant. And both of them are banging on
that eastern door, both of them working together, he and the
servant girl trying to bash it open.
And you know what, with them working together, I'm going to
have them do a little roll here.We're going to, we're going to
roll. They roll the six.
The the door doesn't budget. But both of them are screaming
and crying for help, wondering where are the guards?

(02:13:38):
I want to do, I forgot to bring this up earlier, Would the
guards have heard the 100m horn of blasting?
And I'm like, hey, what's that? In theory, yeah.
And Bertram also came running in.
The other guards were taking over the castle.
No other guards were with Bertram though.
Bertram just came in on his own.You don't know anything else

(02:14:01):
beyond that. Because we're in the middle of a
fight. Top of the turn order.
It is the very, very hurt black pudding who has broken free of
the webs. It is sliding more across the
table, gobbling up pieces of rock meat and hydra tongue as it

(02:14:22):
swaps and slithers across the table.
And Thea, you're the only personthere it it's taking a swing at
you. Little brother's right there
now, OK, Yeah. What's little brother's AC?
Let me pull that up. It is 16.

(02:14:43):
OK, well a 22 is gonna hit it. Yelp.
And Little brother takes 7 points of bludgeoning damage and
another 22 points of acid damage. 6 + 8 + 1 + 7.
So 7 and you said 22? Yep.

(02:15:07):
So 29 damage total. Well.
How's how's little? Brother looking.
He's alive for now. But his AC is permanently
reduced by. One, I think that was only if he
was wearing metal. You asked if she would hear a

(02:15:28):
metal. Armor.
It's non magical armor and I believe little brother is
made-up of natural armor right? This.
Item is immune to any spell or effect that would alter its
form. Immutable.
I'd say I'd say reducing its armor through an acid attack
would be altering its form. I'm just going to drop the

(02:15:49):
whole. I'm going to drop the whole stat
block again. I am surrounded by assholes.
It's formed. I can.
Just imagine. I can just imagine mud sitting
there flipping us off and and Pyro just laughing and seeing
it. Little brother took 29 points of
damage and that's it. OK, that's enough for that

(02:16:09):
pudding. Next up in the turn order is the
new black pudding that split from Gnarlaween's Bolt.
It is going to do that strength saving throw to see if it is
tangled up in webs. 16 + 319 I think is a save.
Yeah, OK, It flops out of its split, brother.

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Can you just give it 2D4 damage for starting enough Cuba fire?
You're right, because those flames are on fire.
Three damage. OK, OK that.
Now black pudding is going to ooze to the left and as it's

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sliding by Thea it's it's takinga swing at you again.
Thea does a nine hit. No.
OK, that's it for the new black pudding.
It's now Bertram. The Reds turn.
Bertram is going to hack and slash at the mimic that's on

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him. His first swing is a hit.
His second swing is a hit. He does 10 + 7 plus rage.
His rage is probably A2 in less if he's multiclassing.

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The The doll mimic is very, veryhurt on Death's door as Bertram
stabs repeatedly into the doll mimicked, and he turns and he
shouts. The Duchess is safe, the fiance
is safe. The guards are all out in the

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field doing training drills. I'm the only one who wasn't in
the training as captain of the guard, and I heard all this
yelling and screaming and commotion.
There's no other guards coming. Who sent them out for training?
Idrit's new smarmy guy, the one that always has a toothpick in
his mouth. The his new captain of his guard

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on on his side of his men. Pebble turns to Bertram and
like, taps her nose and says, See?
Bertram. Referring to the.
Conversation and he gives this like slow nod as he's stabbing
into the mimic on his side and he's nodding and his the look on

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his face says yeah this is fucky.
All right. Do you need me to come over and
give your hand? Bertram says no, I've got this
all. Right Nakomis, you want me?
Moving quickly next is going to be the mimic that is literally
biting Bertram. It gets a mist and a miss.

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It misses. Yeah, no, it misses.
OK, That takes care of that Mimic.
I'm trying to move quickly for you guys here because we have
been going for a minute in this big fight, Elemental's turn,
Elemental is going to try to seeif it gets its power back.
It does. So NAR Lewin, you are exactly 10

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feet away from it. I am indeed.
It is going to use its wellm attack.
I need both of you to please give me strength saving throws,
Narloeen and Pebble. Our defender.
As well. What's that steel defender as
well? He's in front.
Yes, and your steel defender it's own.
Well, hold on. Oh yes, it it does need to, but

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the steel defender. You're in save.
It does not. Oh my God.
The steel defender I don't thinkand suffer from like suffocation
damage because it's a construct.Yeah, you can.
So it's going to take some bludgeoning damage, but it won't
take like the repeated drowning.OK, Pebble is a fail.

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Well Nokomis, I was going to come help you but kind of stuck.
Pebble. Is.
Also now grappled. I'm going to go ahead and use my
second flasher, Genius. What was your role?
12 + 3 for 15. 15 meets it beatsit, so Narlouine is not

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grappled. OK Pebble, for failing you are
going to take eight points sinceit's 16.
Cut in half to eight points of damage.
It's all right. I'm still standing.
And it's now going to wing at you, Pebble.

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Yeah. First attack was in that one.
Second attack was in. This is 20.
What does the first attack? No, he's got flat because I was
swinging. Flat because he was reckless
attacking. First attack, does he do damage
to himself for one? No.
He does that one. Nope, he.
Doesn't that only happens to player characters?

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No, that that's only how I punish you to reward myself.
Just don't roll in that one. But he rolled in that 20.
Go for it. Yeah, crit, crit damage on.
Pebble. Crit damage She she looks 8.
2488 plus four. That's 26 damage cut in half to

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13. She looks over at Bertram and
says watch this. No, she doesn't.
She definitely does not use the catch phrase of another
character from another show. Absolutely not.
She can't. Speak.
And also, yeah, she. Can't speak.
As ale like she starts to say something like watch and then

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her she's immediately. Gagged with.
Ale OK, that is the elemental turn Thea.
We are back to poor Thea who is just surrounded by black
puddings and a mimic. So Rid.

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So yeah, like I didn't do this to you deliberately.
You. Actually, actually to the
listeners, the DM hates Thea. Yeah.
Some episodes you don't get to talk and some you just got to
get your ass kicked. Yeah, yeah, Thea's just going to

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use her action to disengage and move however far she can.
Awesome. I don't know how far she can
move. So disengage as an action.
Yes. OK, disengage your.
Your movement does not provoke opportunity attacks, plural, for

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the rest of the current turn, soyou are able to disengage from
everything. Yes.
Cool, you you were going to try to hit her with the others.
Feet surrounded by so many creatures.
OK, I I had to check. I had to check.
So yeah, let's see. Got your movement to run.
Yeah. Staggering over the dead body of

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a noble. Yeah, well, she's going to go
over here, OK. And then she's going to bonus
action that spiritual weapon, which should still be up.
Yep. Yeah.
It's. AI don't see that.
I'm going to hit that black pudding that's on top.

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It's it's. Hitting the top one.
The top most unheard black pudding and a 19 is a hit roll
that damage. Nice.
So it's going. To be 6 damage.
Nice. That that uppermost black
pudding is on death's door. Go ahead, brag.
What were you about to say? I was going to ask when the

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pudding split, did it get rid ofmy spell?
One of them kept it the the halfthat broke free of it was free
of any new conditions, but it did fall into the webs, which
was an environment on the groundthat was affecting the area
around it. So that that's the difference

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between something that was targeting it as a creature
versus something that was environmental like the webs.
OK. I didn't think that asked
earlier. Yeah, OK.
Sia anything else? No.
OK, that brings us to Pebble, who is drowning on beer.

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What would you like me to do? Bonus action strength check?
Yeah, we. Would we would start with a
bonus action strength save trying to break free of the
elemental? Can Pebble be grabbing onto the
seal defender that's kind of like over it?
It don't matter I got some 25. Yes, Pebble grabs the steel

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defender and uses him as an anchor point to dislodge herself
from the ale. You still have your movement and
your action. All right, let me see Nokomis,
do you want me to run up and help you and Narlo in and brag
if I do that, y'all OK? OK, I'm going to take the

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opportunity attack. OK.
And run up, hop off the table and land right next to Nokomis
and the chair mimic. Hey, Pebble, I sure could use
the hand right now. This thing's eating my leg, OK?

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I've got you. It takes its opportunity attack
and rolled another Nat 20. OK, I will take that.
So as Pebble jumps from the table, she does takes this
swinging blow to the head. 22 cut in half to 11 damage on
Pebble. She is bleeding profusely.

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OK. But I still.
Standing. And I believe that that is 2 Nat
20s in a row for it I think. I know I had to get away from
it. Yeah, you're, you're up there
next to Nakomis. Yeah, I am going to do use my 2
attacks on this mimic mimic. Mimic.

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Mimic OK, and I'm going reckless.
OK. All right, Oh fuck me. 10 and
put A2 and A4 roll again. Yeah, don't be a Dick.
OK, 17. So I got a 23.
That's a hit. All right, swinging damage and I

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got that would would take 8 plusAD four OK, 4, so 8 and 812
damage. OK.
Yeah, you, you fully cleave one of the chair legs off.
Is this the one that. No, it is still latched on to

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Nokomis. OK, so that was your action,
bonus action and movement. Yep, I still have a reaction.
OK. Well, it is now that mimics
turn. It is attempting to swallow
Nokomis by chewing on her leg, which is grappled to.

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Is that an attack? It is an attack with advantage
for being. Grappled.
OK, I'm going to. I'm going to go ahead and use my
reaction Sentinel with that whenever you're ready.
OK, it rolled 2 thirteens in a comus.
Does an 18 hit you? 18 does hit you.
OK. So it does do 6 damage and go

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ahead and roll your Sentinel attack.
OK now can't Sentinel is rolled with advantage right?
If I'm if I attack reckless thatturn.
I know we've talked about this before.
I I just. Can't remember, that's why I
ask, OK? Yeah, just just go ahead. 11
doesn't hit, does it? It does not.

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OK, well you live this day. Your your enlarged familial axe
sunks into the ground like dangerously close to Nakomis
toes. Oof oof.
Nakomis that that brings us to you.

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You are grappled up by this chair mimic, dead nobles all
around you, dead servants and entertainers all around you.
Bertram stabbing into a mimic onone side, a chair booing on your
thigh on the other side. What's Nakomis doing?
Can. I try to get away from this

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grapple. Yeah, you can do a strength
track to try and break free. I'm going to do that.
Let's go. I rolled the 12, is that good?
Would you like to give a Moat ofFlash of Genius?
I only have one left that's not worth it.
Yeah, the DC. Is the DC is 13.

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No problem, it's fine. This guy doesn't do.
That much damage you have like abonus action guidance for
yourself or. I do have guidance, but it's not
a bonus. Isn't not a bonus action.
It's fine, yeah. Don't sweat the situation.
Dude, I I just, I feel bad. You're one off.
Yeah, you are still grappled foryour bonus action, but you have

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your. Action.
And your movement? No, no you.
You used your reaction as a Sentinel.
Yeah, OK, all. Right, bonus action, what you
doing? Yeah, I got to heal my homies.
I'm actually still OK on health because of that sweet aid that I
used earlier in the battle. Yeah.

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But I'm going to heal my homie Pebble because he's super close
to. I'm at 27 out of 81, so I could
either be down in two turns or whatever.
I'm fine. I've got health potions if I
absolutely need it if. You're the lowest and then Thea.
I'm going to do you and then Thea.
OK. So let me cast the level third

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spell Healing Word on Pebble andmy healing word is going to be
chair. Yes, it's a chair.
Would he have had disappointmentin his eyes that that worked?
I healed you for 19. Jesus, I will take it.
Your heels are getting out of control.

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That comus. No, they're not.
No, they're not out of. Control.
That is our don't even think about targeting fluid.
But a drude who thinks she's a cleric?
OK. If I told you I played healers
in every game I played throughout my entire life, this
is what I do baby. OK let's let's fucking heal Thea

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now with my bonus action healingword you make.
Your bonus action to try and break free of the mimic.
The bonus action? Well then, sorry Thea.
Tough luck, little girl. Well, let's see.
I don't think I could do anything else, just double
checking. No, unless I want a wild shape,

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which I think is no. Can't do that either.
I'm also grappled so it's not like I can escape.
OK, that ends my turn then. Yeah, movement is zero.
OK, That is going to be the black pudding that is affected
by everything. OK, so at the top of its turn

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that black pudding is going to try to melt through the webs.
Strength check has to beat a 15.I believe it got an 11.
It also took four damage from fire.
Had it not gone all the way through yet?
No, not happening. I turned here.
OK. 4 damage and it does not break free of the webs, which

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means it's restrained, which means it can't move and Thea
disengaged. So that's it for black pudding.
It makes a very dissatisfied, disappointed burbling sound
does. Does does it also do some
fantasmal? Yeah.
Now, at the end of its turn, it is going to take that it needs

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to do a wisdom save, right? Correct.
With a -. 2 Wisdom with disadvantage.
If it saves, I'm calling. Would you believe it?
I wouldn't. It got a. 4 awesome, awesome,
awesome damage. All right, if I get ones and

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twos again, these guys are rigged. 12 that's 19 damage.
What kind of damage? Again, Psychic.
Sidekick. Like pudding had twenty hit
points. Oh my Lord.
Black footing that is tangled and cursed and all this spirit

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shit has one hit point. I don't have to tell you guys
that, but now you all know that that black pudding has one hit
point. Next Next up is the the suit of
armor mimic in the webs. He did break free.
He got a 21 the suit of armor with these loud booming clanking

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steps. Takes 5 damage.
Takes 5 damage from the God damnburning webs.
You guys don't know it but I wasset out to kill all of you
tonight. This is for.
Us. Oh, we know.
Oh, I know it. OK, he takes the damage.
He is no longer restrained by webs and that suit of armor,

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it's using its movement. And the suit of armor is like
pomping and clambering across the table.
It's it's moving closer to Narloween, but it's got a good
amount of distance between them.It's not in, it's not restrained
anymore, but that is still difficult to rein for just a few
of the feet of. You.
It was like right on the edge ofit.

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So like, yeah, it settled down. It's fine.
OK, That's it for the Narloween.It's your turn.
What are you doing? Well, now that everyone's
basically broken flee, I'd like to go ahead and chance to where?
So the old web should laugh. I'm sure I can see his reaction.

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Someone wasn't that it's to the told smear for the elemental or
smear for I'd get the more of them.
Yeah. So I'd go.
Everyone's trying to get a pieceof it here.
Yeah, that gets all three of them.
Or that gets elemental. Mimic black pudding and black

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pudding. Awesome they they can see the D
CS. OK, elemental got a 2218 + 4.
First black pudding 15 + 3 for an 18.
The second black pudding rolled A7, so that one fails 10 total.

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So for what it's worth, could you just repeat that?
I believe it's it doesn't leave the saves until it starts a
turn. Yeah, but they're going to have
to do this at the starts of their turns.
Yeah, but until then they have disadvantaged.
So they disadvantaged on them when they're being.
I'll keep that in mind. But I'm I'm just rolling for
everything just for expediency sake.

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Mimic rolled in that 20 for 23. So one thing gets tangled up 1
black pudding will be will be tangled Narloeen bonus action
and movement. All right, Steel Defender is
going to go and head butt the elemental again.
OK, roll that attack. The elementals hurt like it is.

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It is a you. Haven't beaten on that thing for
hours. It is a.
Saggy. Flabby pale shadow of what it
used to be with its 12 pack and vicious V.
Several PDH, assuming it's in that web for before it starts
its turn. You need to still roll the

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attack roll for it as it makes an attack.
Each call attack modifier, yes. Sorry, is it 21 here?
Yes it does. OK, go ahead and roll that
damage. The seven plus my proficiency
bonus, the 310 damage. Less Door The ale creature the

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the Fay Ale elemental is on death's door.
And, and I'm going to stay whereI am.
So is everything else. That's my turn.
OK, Fragrenier. Oh right, Fragrenier the humble.
You got an elemental right in front of you on the table on

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Death's door and those black puddings, and a mimic just a
little ways away from you. Would it be possible for the
chitness antenna to move just a little bit to be able to hit?
That SE black. Pudding because he's only 66
feet from his edge. Sure.

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OK. So I'm going to have a have a go
at that. That's AD you're going to the
one. That has the one hit point,
right? Yeah, I'm bonus actioning and
commanding the antenna to a little brother to attack it,
that is. God damn.
That's a nine. Nope.
Why? All right.

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Still got your action? Yeah, at least you tanked a hit
for Thea. And then for my action, I'm
going to, I'm going to just to make sure I'm going to third
level Dissonant Whispers the elemental.

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I thought the elemental only hadone hit point left.
No, the he's one of the black. Yeah.
Wisdom save. Wisdom save of 14.
Hey, the elemental's got a zero in Wisdom, so it is just a flat
roll. That's a 14 meets.
It beats it. Meets It Beats It 14.

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Someone gave me false information.
All right, well, on a successfulsave, the target takes half as
much damage. OK.
And at third level, I mean, how many dice are you rolling?
5D6 baby. You might still kill it.
Let's go. Oh my God, that's 18 damage half

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to 9. It's it's at one hit point,
isn't it? But.
Close to it, real close. The ale.
I'm just, I'm giving things away.
We are nearing the end of this very long, bloody banquet.
The elemental has four hit points left.

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Well, that's good to know. Drag Grenier is.
Can I do anything else? I don't believe I can.
OK. In in what will very likely be
the last round. What you mean last round?
I mean, you guys are very nearlychilled at everything on the

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east side of the room banging against the servant door that is
still Barb shut the noble and the servant the the the high
born Elvin like second twice removed uncle of Narloween who
bravely was stabbing at a black pudding and nearly burned

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himself to death with acid is slamming against the door with
this like servant girl who's maybe 100 lbs soaking wet.
The two of them are banging on the door.
They rolled A5 the door does notbudget.
The two of them just hold like wrap their arms around each
other and this highborn noble and this lowborn peasant serving

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girl both sink to the floor, arms wrapped around each other,
both of them crying hoping that they don't die.
Are are sitting in the far off corner watching the the mayhem
taking place. Maybe this will teach them to go
lift weights or something. It's great.
Yeah, that that's the lesson to take from this.

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But before Bragg's turn ends, he's going to move.
He's going to move 10 feet back and be just above Nyla Wayne.
OK. OK, the black pudding lied and
gurgles in it slips into the a lamental.

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So he's moving and dashing and he gets basically half like he
gets his like movement essentially, and he is lighting
up out of the web still on the table and next to the LA mental
and that was his move and a dash.
So he is done. The other black pudding who

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failed, he rolls at the start ofhis turn.
I believe 15 meets a beats it. I took get out.
To break the webs, it's. Athletics.
Track, track, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, still difficult to reign. He uses his movement and his

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dash essentially to crawl through the webs, melting
through them. And he comes up right on Thea,
but he had to dash to get there.Thea, so he does not attack you.
And now is Bertram, the Red Bertram, captain of the Duchess
Guard. He stabs down into the mimic,

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hits it once, stabs down, and rolls in that 20.
You had a bleed. So Bertram is going to do to 10
and some crit. Bertram the red does 23 damage
to the mimic that is glommed onto his side and that mimic is

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fully dead. He stabs into it and dislodges
its teeth from him and then he is going to use his movement run
up to Nicomas and the other mimic and he is going to use his
bonus action to try and fry it off of Nicomas, giving a

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strength check where he's got a + 5 heroes, A-15 and A the DC is
a 13. He beats it.
So Nokomis, you are no longer grappled as Bertram runs up and
with both hands Yanks this thingup off of you, holding it above
his head, the chair mimic slashing and gnashing at his

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face. He's holding it over his head
and he looks down at you Nokomisand he says, I don't remember
your name, but I'm glad you're OK.
Thank you, Bertram. I'm.
Embarrassed that you know my name and I don't know your name?
That's OK, we'll share a beer later.
Honestly, it's because you're a wood elf.

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That's fair. We'll have a drink later and
catch up. That sounds like a great idea.
That's it for Bertram. Next up is the elemental.
Elemental with four hit points. It's got the movement, it's
going to try to recharge its mass attack.
It rolled A6, it did recharge its mass attack.

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For whelming. That means I need NAR Louine and
his Steel Defender to both make strength saves.
I can roll it for him, he said. That he's still going to take
damage, he just can't suffocate.OK.
So 2 strength saving checks. Give me a 19 for me.
That's a save. It's going to be an 18 for him.

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That's also a save. OK so it's welm attack does
nothing, so it is just going to swing a slamming attack with its
beer covered tendrils at Narloween.
I would like it to do it with this advantage.
Because of the steel defender onit.
OK, so it's first row was a dirty 20.

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It's 2nd row was in a 11 + 7 foran 18.
I'm going to go ahead and see over the air what's, what's a
reaction to it, right, Yeah. Field as a reactive.
Class the field out for a + 5 for a 21 AC OK, and so I just
see this massive wall of ale andbeer coming up and just this

(02:46:15):
field of lightning just forms infront of me and above me, just
evaporating this tail. Fat ass.
The second attack was a 14. Definitely misses year 21.
That's it for the L elemental. Moving on.
Thea Thea. What is Thea doing?
Thea, since she has her horn out, can she equip her shield as

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a bonus action? Yeah.
OK, well she's going to do that,which will give me +2 and then
yeah, is going. To.
I don't. Think you've used once in this?
Like maybe not since Cave Lantiswhen all you had was a flail.
The Shield. Yeah.

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Well, yeah, I mean, once I had that great sore since it's two
handed, Yeah. And that, that thing, that thing
does damage. But if you could put that, yeah,
if you could put that cone up for me again, that would be
great. You can hit 2 black puddings and
a mimic the the suit of armor mimic you'll you'll hit all

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three of them and a dead noble body which will just be flung
across the room in a mutilated mess.
It it has to originate from you remember but.
If she moves down, she'll still be.
She'll still be. Perhaps you'll listen to 5 feet
of that bottom 20 circling. It on the top yeah, if you

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circle the pudding you won't take an opportunity attack and.
You could, yeah. I know it's.
Affordable. You can honor blastings, the
elemental, the mimic, and two black puddings.
Roll that D20 for the horn to blow up.

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Got a 17 thank God. Yeah, you didn't even have to
use a luck. Roll.
Roll down. Roll down a three.
Roll that. Horn damage.
And everybody OK, 600 feet is going to hear what this horn
says. Yep.
Yes, yeah, Shove it. What?
Do you say as the shove it, shove it?
5D6. Off it, twist it, shove it.

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Oh, that's that's slow 14. And that's.
Thunder 14 damage. Thunder damage.
Everybody takes Thunder damage. OK.
Elemental 15 pounces. Elemental failed.
Black pudding on save. Black pudding failed.

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Dude of armor mimic on the Hazoplutz 214.
What is the save? 15.
So mimic fails and the other black pudding also rolled a 10 +
3 for a 13. OK, how much damage was it?

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They all get to take 14 damage. 14 OK with this blast from the
horn. 2nd. The elemental blows apart in a
sudsy bath and is blown away. One of the black puddings

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similarly split and splatters apart into a million pieces.
The black pudding next to you and the mimic are on death's
door as this thunderous damage racks through their bodies.
But you have knocked out a wholeblack pudding and the ale a

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mental with some massive damage and positioning Thea high
bullets your turn. All right, I'm gonna swing the
swing and attack this mimic. Yeah, roll some, roll some
attacks. Recklessly, of course.
All right, does a 24 hit. It does.

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Damage for that is A10 plus AD 4.
Call that a 13. All right then, swinging again,
13 does not hit. No 13 does hit.
Sweet. OK, I forgot I'm not at the
elemental anymore. Nope.

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All right. And that would be God damn 6.
You've rolled A1 on your damage,Sir.
No, I didn't. I rolled A4.
Well, I rolled A1 and then A4, so that's six because of the
race. Roll day one.
But it is, yeah. It's what, 10 damage?

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Yeah, it's not like a Nat one onAD 20.
Yeah, so that's 610 damage for the second hit.
OK. And then bonus action for your
own sand. Can that bonus action try to
pull the thing off of Oh, wait, wait, wait.

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Bertram already got her. Got on Nakomis, Yeah.
Bertram pulled it off of Nakomis.
All right, yeah. Then all I can, all I need to do
is attack. Roll another, all right.
Was that a 25 hit? Yes.
OK, 11 damage. Mimic is on Death's door.

(02:51:48):
Like Death's door, Death's door.I I kick it.
It's still on death's door as the chair I think it splintered
and a mouth gnashing with a tongue cut in half like starts
to like limp towards you next Pebble unless you're like
running anywhere. Really.

(02:52:11):
I'm going to face this mimic. I'm going to let Bertram see me
turn tail. Yeah.
Do you think I am brag? The Mimic desperately at Nokomis
and hits Nokomis. I I have Sentinel.
OK it does Nokomis you take 7 points of damage.

(02:52:33):
Roll your Sentinel. 14 hit. Yeah, 14's a hit. 6.
Yeah, the the mimic dies, you cut the mimic.
OK. In half as it like starts to
Guam onto the comus. So, so I I'm swinging away at it
and then I stop for a second andI see it go after the comus and

(02:52:57):
as soon as I see it hit, I'm like, Nope, not again.
And then I boom, just full swingboth hands on both axes.
You know, at the same time. Boom, hit it, split it in a
bunch of splinters. The chair mimic shatters like as
it like. You still have teeth sunk into
your leg, Nokomis, but the the mimic is dead.

(02:53:20):
Can I can I take one of the teeth?
Oh. Later, Nokomis, it is your turn.
Really hurt Nokomis kicks the glob of goop chairs.
What was was a chair like? Stupid chair, I never thought.
It kicks it. Bertram's like kicking.
He's like fucking chairs. What about them dolls?

(02:53:41):
Yeah, fucking dolls too. Oh man, well, I'm happy that
things are no longer attacking me.
Finally. Thanks guys.
I really appreciate the assistance.
Bertram and Pebble. Got your back Jack all.
Right, I'm going to use some Heelys.
I'm sorry, Nicomas. That's OK.

(02:54:03):
You abandoned me, but my my realBros protected me.
Pilot State, Who needs help? You're fine.
You want some more heels, homie?Yes, please.
Got you all. Right, we're going to double
heal. We're going.
To use a second level healing healing word rather on Thea and

(02:54:25):
the healing word is going to be yippee.
Yippee. That heals for 14.
Yippee. And then I'm going to use my
bonus action for Healing Word first level, and that Healing
Word is going to be Boo, Yeah. Boo.

(02:54:50):
Yeah. Who are you giving it to?
Sofia and that heals first of it.
Boo. Boo.
Yeah, that's great. Like by the grace of Nokomis has
come out of this fight like Thomas, any movement you're
going to take? No, I'm going to stay right here
next to. This chair I'm.

(02:55:11):
Going to keep taking the chair or what was the chair?
Next up is the black pudding that is very messed up from the
spirit shit. It's it's only got one person to
go for it runs and dashes. It's got no action.

(02:55:31):
See you once again have two black puddings looming around
you. The suit of armor that is also
so close to death. Also tangled in the webs.
Like not not entangled, but on difficult terrain.
It uses all of its movement and actions to get right up on the

(02:55:55):
steel Defender on the table. And now, Louine, it is your
turn. All right, I cast fireball and
so I'm going to go ahead and raise that heavy crossfo and aim
at the first mimic by the steel defender.
OK. And that 20, Yeah.

(02:56:16):
Beautiful. Roll that crit damage. 13
damage. OK.
Is it there? Death Store.
All right, now we're going to goahead and hit it with the second
it has. Eight hit points.
Second bolt going there, 15 hit.Yes it does.
It's going to be a 10 damage. So bolt shoots right past the

(02:56:40):
steal the Fender, right into thesuit of armor mimics.
Yep, right in the chest where his heart would be if you've had
one and it just collapses in a clap of meta setups.
Flambers onto the ground and slides off the table in a loud
banging, clattering. The last of the mimics is dead.

(02:57:02):
You took your attacks bonus, action bonus.
Action is going to be the Steel Defender would have to go
through the activity tag, so theLightning Dragonfly is going to
go ahead. He's got no one.
No, the steel defender doesn't have anyone on him.
If he goes to the one HP pudding, you'd have to run past
the other one whatever the lightning dragon slides between

(02:57:25):
the two puddings. Both puddings are on death
store. Steal the tender going to run up
to that closest flat pudding andyou're going to do fourth pound
round. OK, that's going to be a net
one. Nope.
That's a miss. I got into my turn.
And now, brag Grenier, brag. You might be able to end this

(02:57:48):
mayhem. OK, so just so I know we have
the one black pudding that has one very little how and there's.
There's one on death door and then there's the one.
Oh shit I forgot to roll for thespirits on the one that had one
HP. Oh yeah, the the.

(02:58:10):
Phantasmal. Yeah, for the Phantasmal.
It holds. Six.
No, it had one HP. It's dead.
Let's let's just for for fun. Have your fun.
It would have been 20 damage. Describe how the phantasmal
spirits end that very near deathundulating, oozing black

(02:58:34):
pudding. Since it shows a thing's
greatest nightmare, I'm just going to I'm just going to say
that the the pudding saw a giantspoon and hand chasing it
around. And it it gave up the ghost, it
just turned itself inside out and died.
Yes. Brag.

(02:58:55):
There is only one monster left here in the banquet hall.
It is one black pudding on death's door.
What is Brag going to do? First little brother is going to
try to redeem himself, and he will fly over and take a swing
at him. OK.
That is a 25 to hit. And Italy hits.

(02:59:18):
OK, let's see. Go down to his damage here.
Force Empowered Slam spell attack to hit.
Hit 1D10 plus proficiency bonus.So where's that D10?
That's 2 + 3, so that is A10 damage.

(02:59:38):
Wait, wait, wait. Oh, I wrote the. 10 A 10 + 3 so
that's that's Max damage from little brother.
That's a 13. The black pudding had seven hit
points. Not anymore.
So little brother just dives in one side and out the.
Other and the black pudding tries to split in half, wobbling

(03:00:02):
2 have stand up, both of them looming towards the tendrils
reaching, desiring to melt more of Thea's armor and both of the
puddings. Sizzle into the ground and melt
inert into black sizzling puddles of acid.
Ladies and gentlemen, the bloodybanquet has come to an end.

(03:00:28):
What no more mimics these chairsgoing to gallop towards me?
If they were going to, they would.
Have. Bertram stands there next in a
comas and Pebble panting, and helooks at necomis and Pebble and
he says this is some bullshit, this is some.
This is. Bullshit.

(03:00:48):
This is what we deal with all the time.
And across the room, on the far end, the noble and the serving
maid are just fully kissing eachother on on the ground.
Like cowering in the corner, just kissing.
And it was not the last moments.They thought it was going to be

(03:01:12):
everyone else is dead. All the other nobles, many of
them relatives, many of them other high standing nobility and
officials of the other surrounding lands.
Some of them lay bludgeoned, headless, burning holes in their

(03:01:38):
chest where they were used as meat Shields on the West, on the
in through the West doors, with a full detachment of palace
guards at the front of them. The shmarmy guard belonging to

(03:02:00):
Diedrich Steele strong a toothpick in his teeth.
Diedrich and Rena rush back in through the West End with the
carnage, melted stairs, the tape, all the furniture is
destroyed from all of the combat, and the smarmy second in
command to Diedrich moves the toothpick back and forth in his

(03:02:25):
mouth and he goes, man, it's a shame we couldn't get here
faster. He smites him.
Do you? I'm ready.
Are you? Are you attacking?
Are you attacking Deidrick second in command?

(03:02:48):
I don't even know where he is onthe map.
He's he's standing next to Deidrick in the banquet, next to
the the fountain for washing your hands by the West doors.
I don't want to attack being so close to Rena.
Now that we will run over towards his Mama and kind of as

(03:03:08):
he does it, shout praise, bark that none of us died.
But so much of the family's downand says to bring in any medics,
but I think they're beyond saving.
Rena immediately turns to Diedrich and buries her face in
his chest, crying at the sight of all of the gore and

(03:03:30):
destruction in her own banquet hall.
And you do a religion check. Everyone's saying it too.
Something with advantage. Yeah, I was.
Sure, sure, roll with advantage dudes.
You hear the whisper of a voice.Go fuck, that was close.

(03:03:59):
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where we will end the Black
Pudding Banquet Massacre. Massacre.
My goodness, that was that was brutal.
The ass kicking. Oh my goodness, that might.
Fighting it or on the length of sessions.
That both that might every everyround of every combat session is

(03:04:25):
ends up being 2 episodes. You know, it's like.
How's that? That's on me.
There was a lot of creatures and.
Stones. Running around.
There was. I.
I didn't know I was surrounded. Surrounded the whole site.
Yeah. We.

(03:04:45):
We are. Oh, it's fun, don't get me
wrong. We're we're we're calling to the
session, but I am going to just say as the credits are rolling,
everyone hears Diedrich saying to Rena, it's almost over.
We'll be Wed in the morning. Oh, shut the fuck up.
Fancy. I Pebble.

(03:05:06):
Pebble nudges Bertram and says, See some weird shit going on,
right? Yeah, Bertram's just saying
there's some shit, There's some shit going on.
I need. I need you to focus, Birdie.
I need you to focus. Yeah, I flipped off that fucking
scrying guy. Yeah, post credits scene,
Bertram is standing next to Pebble and he leans in and

(03:05:27):
Bertram just leans closer to Pebble and he goes.
The pedigree is fake. We know and I know you.
We know who he is. And that's it.
That's the episode. Everybody, everybody go to
fucking bed. You go to.
Fucking bed. You go to fucking bed.
You've got a fucking bed. You don't.
Go to fucking bed, ladies and gentlemen.

(03:05:48):
Thank you for listening to this very long massacre of a banquet
scene. We are DND 721.
I don't know like how far players might be asleep right
now. I think we might have lost a
couple people. No.
This time. Well, I mean popcorn.
Sounds good. Guys, this was a knock down,

(03:06:09):
drag out, armor eating, head eating, rip your heart out kind
of session. Yeah, but you survived it.
Everyone survived. So many meat Shields.
By chance I mean. We'll talk about that those.
Black puddings. Those black puddings were going
to be some serious trouble if Pebble had gone up at them,

(03:06:33):
swinging and slashing. Oh man, I'm going to tell you
right now. Before without even the bulls
and the bears gnarlaween the black puddings are supposed to
they are immune to lightning andthey are also supposed to split
when they are dealt lightning damage.
So it should have split at the beginning when you first cast

(03:06:56):
that lightning breath on it and I missed it.
Such a shame just. Like I missed just.
Like I missed five extra D foursso.
And so you know. The turntable.
Sometimes mistakes happen. So for people listening saying
Oh my God the black pudding should have split on lightning
damage, Yeah I know, go to. Bed Kyra here playing nine the

(03:07:22):
wine helmet session. A lot of fun watching the DM
Frustrated strangles, laughs gleam and go through every
emotion that needs numbs and a film that you don't know.
So see you all on the next one. Kyra, go to bed.

(03:07:43):
Say goodnight everybody. Goodnight everybody.
Goodnight. Praise go to.
Bed Nokomis go to. Bed.
Never brag or never go to. Bed.
Don't worry, I got lots of bullsand bears for the bulls and the
bears. See you don't shoot dare.

(03:08:03):
Don't shoot dare. Let's.
Go to sleep. You.
Go to sleep, Spark. Bark, everybody.
Everybody. Go say your prayers to bark
before you go to bed. I hate fade to end song, fade to
end. Song Good night, everybody.
It's already faded. It's fading.

(03:08:24):
Bragg cries over the body of thebar.
In the corner the feast was laid, the Mead was poured, But
then the ale began to roar, a foamy beast with beer for blood.
And the lament rose from the sun, from cracks and mugs of
light to spread black pudding ooze like living dread and
mimics grin and join the fray. The gods Slayers would earn
their pay. Raise your tank cars.

(03:08:48):
Raise your blade. Pebble charged with axes high
through frothing limbs and Barley Rye the iliamental struck

(03:09:10):
with foam, but Pebble held and brought it home.
Brides flute did Pierce the air,a song of courage bold and fair.
His notes did clash with ale andflame, a Bard who'd never play
the same. Raise your tank cards, raise
your blade to foes we fight and friends we made with spell and

(03:09:32):
steel will heal. They call a toast to war.
In the banquet hall the air stood mid mimic jaws and
puddings creeping slick with Moss.
But from her lips a horn did blow a blasting wave to shake
the floor. No comas calm through all the
bile kept the air breathing all the while.

(03:09:53):
With nature's grace, she healed each wound while acid hit a
deadly tune. The Narlo and with silver flats
to chant a spell, to weave a trap, a web of silk and sticky
thread and Sared, the beasts andstrands of dread.
They burned, they boiled, they bled like wine.
The hall became a battle shrine.The Godslayer, steadfast and
true, held strong till nothing dared pursue.

(03:10:17):
Raise your tankers, Raise your blade to foes we've slain and
friends we made with spell and seal.
We faced it all and feasted at last in the banquet home.
So. Drink to Pebble, fierce and

(03:10:39):
grand to Narluins web to Nokomis, healing hand to thee as
might.

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