Grand Ofshelean Arena: Born to Die

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Good evening and welcome to another Arena Battle match here
at DND 721. My name is Mudd the Dungeon
Master, and I am joined here tonight by 4 very, very brave
players, 4 very adventurous players who are ready to step
into the arena where the odds are greatly stacked against

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them. And I'm saying that at the top
of the episode because I don't want there to be any surprises.
I don't want any listeners to think that Oh my God, MUD is
just being so mean to everybody.No, we practice informed consent
here, and these four players have consented to a bloodbath of
an arena match, and I'm very excited for it.

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With that, I'm going to introduce my 4 brave players,
starting with Mr. Waldo McCoy. What's up all the McCoy here?
Coming back with Kilbor, Dragonborn, Aladdin level 5.
Got some nice little toys ready to try out tonight.
We'll see what happens, but yeah, ready to die.

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Ready to die? Also with us tonight we have Mr.
Couch Adventure. Hey everyone, couch adventures
here. I have an alternate form of my
character at level 5 tonight. New gear, new abilities, excited
and always be raging. So let's see what Kilbor does to
me tonight. Always be raging.

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Another one of our brave heroes ready to step in the arena.
We have Mr. Barkoshi. Hello everyone, I am Bartoski
playing Rebrusian Moonscade, a level 5 monk who is looking to
find true enlightenment. And you got to find that only in
balance, and that is between life and death.

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So let's go. Let's go.
And last but certainly not least, we have Mr.
Cryptotherapist. Yeah, Crypto therapist back
again for another exciting adventure of the arena.
This time I've heard it's going to be quite gory, so everybody's
been praying that they're going to survive.
So thought I'd mix it up a little bit tonight and play a

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cleric. So I'm playing Aries War Storm
tonight, is a human cleric and we'll see if we can survive this
one. We will see.
Like I said, I have stacked the odds against you.
I will say there is a potential,there is a possible way that
this could be won, but it is still a long shot.

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So with that said, we're going to kick off this arena match.
Everyone should be able to launch the map just for your
visual aid as players, and I will go ahead and describe the
scene in just a second. Here.
You should find all of yourselves at the southernmost

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gate of the map. All four of you are being
brought up and you're walking through the underground tunnels.
You can hear the stomping and the shouting and cheering of the
audience a level above you. And a little goblin gladiator is
leading you along, Mr. Lute Oblin, who now works at the

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Ashfalian Arena. And as he's guiding you, he
looks up and down both ways before bringing you to the final
gate. And he says, all right, guys,
here's the deal. I got 20 gold on each of you
with 100 to 1. So I stand to make a lot of
money if you guys win tonight. OK, so here's the deal.

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The arena is set up in a very specific way.
You're not supposed to know this, but I'm going to tell you
anyway. So every minute or so the arena,
it it it it's going to like selfdestruct in 1/4 or so of the
arena and it's set. It's it's set randomly, right?
OK, so like every every like minute there, there's these like

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magic things and they're going to go off OK.
And when a magic thing goes off,it's going to hurt a lot, but
it's always going to be a different spot.
The same spot will never go off twice.
So if you know that there's a safe quarter of the map, that's
where you want to get to. Also, like don't die by like
falling in the pit or any of those things.
And, you know, try to kill the other guys before they kill you.

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And if you do, I'm going to makea lot of money and that would be
great. Any questions?
So is it going to destroy the arena?
Is it that powerful of a magic blast?
No, no, no. The arena will be fine.
It's just going to like, really ZAP anybody who's in that
quadrant of the arena. Gotcha.

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Gotcha. OK.
Does not sound good. Thanks for that heads up.
Oh yeah. Also, watch out for the rocks.
OK, that's it and he like startsscrambling towards the gate and
jumps up, grabs a lever and starts like yanking down on it
for the gate to begin to rise where all of you are able to

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step out into the arena with that all four of you to set the
scene here, the arena looks completely different.
It's it's like reliefri and his grand ash villain arena.
They have the ability to completely change the structure
of the arena, Whether it's done mechanically through artificers

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or through magic, you guys aren't sure.
But the arena this time is solidbarren sandstone.
It's just flat rough stone in every direction.
There are some dead trees that are scattered across the arena.
Large tan and rust colored boulders are spotted around the

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arena and you can see up ahead avery low ledge with kind of a
cloudy mist slowly leaking up out of it and on either side.
These two giant clockwork gears are sparking and turning, making

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this loud ka chunk, ka chunk, kachunk sound as they are spinning
and powering something. And with the entire arena being
sandstone, you almost feel like a static charge in the air at
all times. And as the four of you enter the
arena, the arena is empty. There's no one out there.
Would anybody like to do anything for themselves, with

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each other or for the audience as Relief Free is getting ready
to announce the next match? Yeah, Kilbore would like to
apply some oil to his long swordif if the DM will allow.
Yeah, you can go ahead and applythat.
I believe that's oil of sharpness.
Correct. Yes, that is oil of sharpness.

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Yeah, you, you've got a chance to do that.
OK so oil of sharpness. It is clear.
Gelatinous oil sparkles with tiny ultra thin silver shards.
The oil can coat one slashing orpiercing weapon or up to five
pieces of slashing or piercing ammunition.
Apply the oil takes one minute, but for one hour the coated item

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is magical and has a + 3 bonus attack to attack and damage
rolls. That's a lot.
That'll that'll definitely be helpful.
Anybody else doing anything to prepare?
I could I kind of pull everybodyin for a huddle to ask them a
question. Yeah.

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So I kind of pull everybody in and say, hey, you guys, you guys
want to just disappear here for a few minutes.
I throw some of these monsters out a little bit.
Steph is always a fun. Idea.
Well, I'm not sport. All right, well, tell you what,
whoever wants it, just huddle around me.
Whoever doesn't stand about 10 feet back, you'll be good.

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So with that, I'll take out my dust of disappearance and I'll
throw it on the ground in front of us and we'll all become
invisible for 2D four minutes. OK, as as you are doing that, I,
I want to ask first just so I, Ihave it marked here.
Is everybody going to participate in that or is

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anybody going to stay visible? Yeah, Kilbore is like raising
his silver shiny sword up in theair, you know, as he disappears.
If no one wants to, I think one of us should to draw the
attention of everything. I'll be willing to do that.
So I'll stop. I won't go invisible.

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OK Waldo or I'm sorry, crypto therapist.
I am going to post a link reallyquick here in the main telegram
and it's going to be a link to your item on D&D Beyond and I
would like you to give that a read for the audience.

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Oh yeah, just the description. Yes, please.
OK. From the link to the main
telegram. Open the link.
OK, OK. Yeah, it's I think it's but
yeah, OK. Found in a small container, this
powder resembles very fine sand.Appears to be Dust of
Disappearance, and as an identified spell reveals it to

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be such, there's enough of it for one use.
When you use an action to throw a handful of the dust into the
air, you and each creature that needs to breathe within 30 feet
of you must succeed on ADC 15 Constitution saving throw or
become unable to breathe while sneezing uncontrollably.

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Because this is definitely not the same item that they saw in
the manual. A creature affected in this way
is incapacitated and suffocating.
As long as it is conscious, a creature can repeat the saving
thrill the end of each of its turns, ending the effect on the
success. The lesser Restoration spell can

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also end the effect on the creature.
OK, so this is definitely a different item than I.
Cryptotherapy. I pulled a sneaky on you.
You. Were told you could grab a free
bag of dust of disappearance, which is exactly what the dust
of sneezing and choking appears as as you grab this and throw it

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in the air. I need everyone to start this
arena match making some con saving throws.
Oh my. God out of the gates rule team.
Ouch. Rolls a 17 + 5 a 22.
That'll save ya. Kilborn rolls a 13 + 3 for 16.

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Rebrusian rolls a nine. Did I have to roll since I said
I wasn't going to go invisible? I I did specifically ask and so
I am going to say that you are outside of it, yes.
OK. And let's see here Aries, you
got the 8. Well, so I have AI have a

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advantage on saving throws, I believe for calm or is that only
with? Is that only with?
Well, yeah, it's it's a is it a form of damage or no?
It's it's not a form of damage. It is a wisdom saving throw.
Oh, just it. It will cause damage as we get
started here, but. OK, what?

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What did you say the the save was?
For it is ADC 15 constitution saving throw OK.
Yeah, I wouldn't have made it anyway.
So, OK, there you go. OK, so couch you saved, sorry.
About that guys, I underestimated the deviousness
of the DM tonight. Yeah, you try to save.

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That I don't trust you anymore. What comes out is a coughing,
hacking, choking sound as you find yourself suddenly unable to
breathe. And Rabruchian, I'm just getting
you on the map here so that you are outside of it, because you
did say that you would stay visible, OK?

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You're smart. Everybody go ahead and roll
initiative as you all begin coughing and sneezing and
hacking. Yeah, trolls of seven.
Kilbore rolled a 1 + 2. For a three, yeah, yeah, it's
our kilbore. Wow yeah.
Oh no. Did them out the system now

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reducing is 13 + 3 for 16. OK.
Aries is 11/11. OK.
Let me get this. So as you guys are coughing and
choking on my little sneaky cursed item, there for those who
failed. If you remain in the cloud, you

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are going to experience the following effect.
You cannot take any actions, bonus actions or reactions.
You cannot concentrate, you cannot speak, and you can move
out of the space so you have your movement so you can get out
and away from it, but this dust is going to be up and in that
area essentially for the duration of this match, so keep

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an eye on that. On the map.
I have marked it with a circle just so that you guys know what
the danger zone is. As you have all rolled your
initiative and are coughing and choking, the gates on the
opposite side have opened and out through it walk another set
of gladiators and relief free holds his hands in the air and

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he shouts to the audience with his voice amplified by magic
saying. Welcome members of the Grand
Australian Arena and please givea warm welcome and round of
applause to our returning champions of the arena.
And across the pit from across the four of you. 4 gladiators

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enter the arena, one walks forward.
She is wearing sparkling and gleaming armor that none of the
dust or anything from the the pit arenas can stick to.
She has green skin, large orcishtusks on her mouth, and is
holding a glowing Mace in one hand and a shield in the other.

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Walking at the front of the group is another shorter woman,
dwarven woman, wearing a very peculiar set of armor,
Rebrushian, and anyone else who saved their checks.
You can go ahead and give me some quick perception checks if
you would like. Rebrushian rolled 23.
That's pretty. Good couch.

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If you wanted to do a perception, you were able to.
Tillboard rolled A12. OK.
Couch rolls a 7 + 4 front 11. OK, Kilbor and Couch.
Yeah, you, you still got like, some of the stuff in your eyes.
You're not, you're not quite able to, you know, see it from
there. But Ravushian, you do see that

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that short dwarven woman walkingat the front, she is wearing
samurai armor. Oh.
I make a camp comment about how there's the samurai fighter
mixed in with the group over there to the other guys.
As you say that a she is twirling a glaive in both hands

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and spinning it above her head in a very showboaty way for the
audience as they cheer. Next to her there is a tall
minotaur who comes walking in, also has a halberd in his hands,
also wearing heavy set plate armor, and behind all of them a

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tee. Fling is kind of gingerly
stepping around things and entering into the arena,
standing behind the three front men.
He has a black robe on with a black cloak that's billowing out
behind him, and a dark purplish black mist is leaking from the

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corner of his eyes. And I have rolled their
initiative already. And we're going to get going
here at the top of the turn order.
It is going to be the Minotaur. Minotaur is going to use his
movement. He runs forward all the short
ways here up to the edge of the pit in the center of the arena.

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And he takes a knee, levels his crossbow.
And could everyone please roll me AD?
4 Now trolls a. 4 The Bruce she enrolled the strain.
I get it, Aries got a 2. Aries, you are the lucky winner

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here. I'm having a wonderful start.
The Minotaur takes a knee and takes aim at Aries.
Aries does a 24 hit. Oh, question.
Is this stuff we're in? Does it provide cover?
Like can everybody see through it?

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You can see through it just fine, yeah.
OK, OK. So much as you can not be
choking and blinded or anything else.
I'd like the new shield spell. OK, what is your AC yet?
With the shield spell 25. Damn.
OK, yeah, go ahead and mark a spell slot.

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The minotaur across the way fires a heavy crossbolt and you
cast up this shield and the boltinches from your face goes ping
and shoots off to the side, deflected by your shield.
You hear a loud roaring snort from the minotaur and he is
going to take a second attack atyou, Aries loading another shot

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into that crossbow. Oh, this time he only rolled
A10, though I'm gonna assume that's a miss.
Definitely a miss. Definitely a miss.
OK, alrighty. Next up, that's gonna be
Barkoshi. OK so 1st I'm going to use a
bonus action and do step of the winds which lets me use dash as

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a bonus action. Excellent.
I'm going to and my base is 40, so I get 80.
I'm going to run up right to theMinotaur right here and I'm
going to punch them. OK, So you are running just for
our audience as as you're running forward, you're trying
to like squeeze between that wheel and the pit.

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Yes, as you're doing that, please, you know what I'm going
to as mean as this whole thing is I'm going to be nice right
now. I would like you to give me a
quick investigation check as youwere on the South end of that
narrow path on the South side ofthe pit.
What about an inside check? Nope, it's investigation.

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That's. Good.
Yeah, you see here that the slope between the gear and the
pit is actually slanted downwards towards the pit quite
a bit. And if you do try to run through
here, it will be an athletics check or I'm sorry, no, an
acrobatics check to make it across this narrow path between
the gear and the pit. Now with A-17, I will also let

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you know you do notice to the left, there is a wider path to
the left of the sparking gear that you do see.
Very thick, putrid smelling yellow fog is hanging on the
left side of the arena. No, I'm going to try and make it

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acrobatics check. Alrighty.
Be quick. Let's go.
And I roll the 9 + 3 for 12. OK, it's not the worst failure
possible. As you are moving through there,
a arc of electricity sparks up off of the wheel to the left and

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you just get zapped for AD 6 of damage.
It's not that bad, not too. Bad.
Let me see here. Just pulling up my little side,
rolling D6 here. Yeah, it's only two points of
damage. It's nothing, no.
That's nothing at all a flesh, Ramon.
Exactly as you get zapped a little bit, your hair stands on

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end a little. You rush up on the Minotaur
there, go ahead with your attacks.
It's an 18 hit. It does not.
Oh wow. OK.
Takes a quick step back and yourblow glances off the heavy plate
mail of his armor. OK, OK, well, I'm going to take

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another swing, all right? My pride is oh, A9 does not hit.
I'm afraid it. Does not my pride is hurt even
more? As as.
You and that is my turn. He like, just kind of like leans
back. Your swing goes wide and he
snorts again. And he says, filthy criminal.

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I'm glad that we have the opportunity to execute your kind
in the arena. I'm just warming up.
I. I am gonna ask you as as your
character, are you, are you a criminal?
Have you been sent to the arena as a as a slave to die in the
arena for crimes you committed? You, you know what?

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It's a possibility. I'm chaotic neutral, so in my
mind I always thought I came to this town and I got into a big
drunken fight with the guards and they threw me in here.
OK it it is up to you. He believes one thing for
whatever reason, but the truth is up to you as to why

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Ribrushian is here. Yeah, in my mind, that's always
what I thought. If I got into a drunken fight in
the bar with the town guards, got involved and I kept beating
them up until they overwhelmed me and threw me into the arena
all. Right.
Do you say anything back to him?Oh, I just laugh at him and said
I'm just warming up, you can try.

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All right, so with that, we're going to go to the next person
in the turn order and that is going to be the warlock who's in
the back. The T fling warlock named Dog
slowly steps forward, gets into position behind one of the
stones here, looks at the dwarf samurai and you can hear him

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say, should I should I break it out like right away?
Should I do it right away? And the captain shrugs and says,
I know it's hard for you to control, so that's up to you.
I mean, it could become a problem.
And the T fling nods and says, yeah, we'll, we'll give it a
minute. He is going to cast a spell here

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of darkness and he is casting itdirectly in the center of the
map around the pit and the gears.
He's gonna cast it on the east side of the pit and near the
gear there, obscuring this 30 foot wide area around that right

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gear in total darkness, and thatwill be the end of his turn.
Next up is Cryptotherapist. There we go.
All right, go ahead, therapist. All right.
Am I able to just run out of this thing?

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You are, yes, if you stay another turn.
If you were to stay in it for any reason, you would start to
take suffocation damage. OK.
I would have all the run up 30 feet to the north I will.
Cast. Oh, cast fire Bolt at who

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deserves it most. You.
Don't want to? Cast it at the buzz guy because
he shot at me twice. All righty, go ahead.
All right, here we go. Fire Bolt.
I got a 14. That is a miss.

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OK, so I think that'll be it forthis turn.
Right. That shot whizzes past him and
he kind of like, again, he kind of like dips to the side and he
looks across and points across the pit at you and he says, oh,
get to you, you filthy criminal.Take the shortest route which is

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straight ahead. OK, Next up it is going to be
the dwarf in the samurai armor. She is going to look back and
she points to the orc and she says take the long way around.
I'm gonna help fuzz up front andshe is going to rush forward and

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she's gonna take a couple swingsat Rebrushian with her glaze in
her hand. As she's spinning this long
bladed staff in her hands, Rebrushian does a 23 hit.
Yes, yes it does. OK, so she does 14 damage with

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that hit. What type of damage?
Great question. That is going to be slashing
damage. OK, I am going to reflect its
attack. OK to try.
And reduce. The amount of damage.
Yes. OK.
Yeah, go ahead. And I reduced 15 if I reduced it

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to 0. Yeah.
All right. Yeah, the glaive comes around to
slice into you and you, yeah, just like palm slap at once out
of the way and it cuts into the dirt and she looks confused for
a second, kind of looks you up and down.
And she goes, ah, I see another practitioner of the arts, is it?

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You will trust me. Enter you.
God. There's only one God I worship,
and that's gold, and that's whatI came here to win.
And she takes another swing at you, does a 21 hit.
Yes, yes, it. Does OK, swings that glave
again. She did less damage this time.

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12 points of damage. OK.
This time she twirls it in a Figure 8 and then makes a sudden
stabbing motion. And the glave cuts into your
ribushi and and yeah, she chuckles and she looks over at
the minotaur fuzz and she says, remember, no mercy, they're just
filthy criminals, all right, there's nothing to feel guilty

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about. And the minotaur snorts once and
nods. All right, that is it for her.
That's going to bring us to our everybody's favorite Barbarian
of the Arena couch. All right.
These. Shiny brassieres Brazzers, Are
they? Can I damage them?

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Can I just spray them? You're talking about like the
the pylon that's like in the thefour pylons that are across the
map. Yes, Sir.
Yeah, Go ahead. Give me a investigation or
arcana check, your choice. Oh come on, I wrote a 3 + 2
five. You know, always be raging, so

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it's good to smash something. All right.
Since everybody seems to be going to the West side here, I'm
going to move over to the West one, OK?
And I would like to attack it all.
Righty, you don't need to do a attack roll, just go ahead and
roll your damage. And that's with a maul for a 2D6

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plus. 2. OK, plus here did you go into a
rage I assume? I did not use a rage yet, no.
OK. I rolled 4 + 5 + 2 for an 11.
OK, your mall connects with thisand you see cracks spider up the
side of it, but it is still intact.
And as your mall connects with the arcane crystal, that same

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kind of electricity that's spinning off of the gears in the
center. It's up to you whether or not
Couch understands how electricity works, but it arcs
through your maul and up your hands.
Could you please? You're, you are.
I'm sorry, I'm going to roll this.
You take 1D6 of damage as it shocks you, but you did damage

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it. You take 6 points of damage.
All right. You have a second.
Attack if my swing again. Yeah, let that be a lesson.
It'll always be raging, so let'srage, OK?
And I will attack it again. Go ahead and roll that damage.
I rolled a 5 + 6 + 2 which is a 13 plus it was 2.

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For Ridge, yeah. So 15.
Damage another 15. OK, so that's 26 damage total.
OK, your second swing connects with this thing.
You do get zapped again as the mall connects with it, but this
time the the the splintered glass cracks and shatters in the

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the through swing of your mall and blue crystal shards shatter
across the ground. You take another four points of
damage, so that's cut in half to2 and you have destroyed that
arcane pillar. Right.
And I believe I still have maybe10 feet.

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Of movement, yeah, you can definitely scoot in a direction
whichever way you'd like. Yeah, let me scoot over so I am
out of view of the enemies. Define the electrical arc on the
on the West side there. Kind of like on the South corner
of that yellow gas fog that's onthe West side of the arena.

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You got it. Yeah, definitely don't want to
stand in the fog. I think geared.
Yeah. All right, Couch, very
interesting turn. We'll we'll find out what the
consequences of that are. That's good consequences.
Yeah, the good kind of consequences, the it's the fun
kind of trouble that's going to bring us to Waldor with our
Waldor Waldo with Kilbore. Oh, that's good.

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OK, Yeah. Get the other one kilbore you.
Want me to go get the other one?OK, Yeah, I want to see what
these consequences are. Wow.
I guess he's twisting my arm here.
I'm going to come over here. Yep, and if you're attacking the
pylon, remember you don't have to roll an attack, you're just
going to roll damage. It's it's a stagnant object.

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Yeah, let's just make a swing atit.
All right? A 6 + 5 for an 11 and then I put
the oil on it too, so that's another three.
Yep. So that's going to be 14 total.
Same thing Kilbor. The as your weapon connects with
it traveling up the long sword into your hands, you also

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receive a jolting shock. I do have lightning resistance.
Oh, OK, yes you do. Oh.
It is 2D6 now, so it you were gonna take 6 points of damage,
but that is cut in half to three.
All right. Would you like to take another

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swing? Well, yeah, why not?
It's up to you. Can I swing with my bonus
action? You are at level 5 now.
You get 2 swings with one attackaction.
That's so awesome. All right.
Well, that changes things a little bit.
All right. We're going to throw 13 and then

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another 3, so 16 at him that time.
OK, Yeah. Your second swing cuts through
the pylon again, shattering it. It is.
Yeah. Fully, fully destroyed, you are
gonna take another 2D6 of lightning damage.
I will cut that in half for you.This time it is five points of

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damage as that pylon is shattered and as you shatter it.
Why don't you go ahead and give me either an investigation or an
Arcana check? OK, let me do an arcana check
and that is 3 - 1 for A2. You know what?

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When something breaks, that means it's dead.
Okey doke. Any other movement or any bonus
action Gilbert would like to take?
Let's see, Yeah, I think I'm going to go ahead and refuel
here. And let's see, does lay on
hands, does that count as a spell or do I?
Can I just use that? I believe lay on hands is a

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bonus action so you you would beable to do that.
OK. Yeah, let's do that.
I'm going to go ahead and let's see 5678.
I'm going to use eight points here to get back up to maximum.
And yeah, he'll twirl his sort around and kind of pump the
crowd up a little bit, maybe kind of slide over to the right

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if I can a little bit. As you do, I'm going to ask you
now as you get a little bit closer to that boulder on the
right, please give me wisdom saving throw.
OK, how about an 8? That boulder has a thick, rich

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vein of gold passing through it,and kilbor against your butter
judgment, you are suddenly convinced that there is a
fortune in that boulder, and on your next turn you will be
compelled to try to mine it. Oh great.

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Great turn. Kill good stuff.
He's yelling at Couch and he's saying I see gold in this rock.
Did you bring your pickaxe? I got a sword.
Always the best mining equipment.
OK, Next up is going to be the half orc in the gleaming armor.

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She is going to move her distanther her speed to run up the
right side. She's skirting around the side
of that pitch black orb that thespellcaster created around the
right east side gear. She's skirting around the

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outside of that, staying visible.
OK, she is going to do somethinga little nasty here to you guys.
She is casting a second level spell called Bane.
I need Kilbor, Aries, and Rebrushian to make charisma

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saving throws please. And I'm going to tell.
You. Does it have anything to do with
a charmed condition? It is not a charm.
No. Good question.
Kill War rolled A4. I will tell you guys the DC is a
15. That's what you have to beat.
And Rodrusian failed with A5. OK, so that is 3 failures.

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All three of you now have the bane condition.
What this does is whenever you fail this, anytime you make an
attack roll or a saving throw for as long as this spell is in
effect, which is a concentrationspell, so she has to stay

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concentrated to keep this on you.
But as long as it's in effect, anytime you make an attack or
saving throw, you roll 1D four and subtract that.
From your roll. That is nasty.
That breaks the concentration. When she takes damage or if she
was to cast a different concentration spell.

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Okey doke. That's it for her.
And that brings us to the top ofthe turn order.
Who would like to roll AD 4 for us?
Is this a choice you're giving me?
It's it's anybody who would liketo.
It's it's anybody can roll AD 4.It's for the layer action that
happens at the top of the turn order.

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I've been rolling bad. I suggest someone else.
That's true. In this in this case it's high
or bad, low or higher, low, bad.It it, it, it's directional,
it's it's not that anyone is better or worse than the other.
Captures of 1. OK, in the northwest corner, you

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see the pylon begins to glow. The gears that are in the center
of the arena, the one that you can still see that's on the West
side of the pit, it begins spinning faster and faster, the
electricity arcing from it, and the pillar in the top left
explodes in a arcing shower of lightning.

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And Captain Rain. Oops, I had that backwards.
Captain Rain and Dog and Fuzz and Rabushian are all going to
need to make Dexterity saving throws. 16 + 6 or 22.
OK, that is a save. Captain Rain actually failed,

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Dog succeeded, and Fuzz also succeeded.
OK, as the work sparks and showers outward, you guys are
now going to take oh I'm sorry, I also need couch Aries and kill
board to also make those same saving throws.

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I apologize. And which one is it?
Dexterity saving throw, please. Deck rolls A10.
That is a fail. Kill board rolls A4.
That is also a fail. Go ahead, Aries.
OK, deck saving man. Yep. 16. 16 is a pass OK out of

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the southwest and SE arcane pillars, just raw electricity
comes pouring out of those open conduits sticking out of the
ground. They are not contained.
I'm just going to let you guys know.
Normally only the northwest quadrant would have been
electrified as that was the pillar that was selected to

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discharge electricity. That pillar was still selected.
It did still discharge, but electricity also came pouring
out of the broken open arcane pylons on the southwest and
southeast side. So that is going to be at this
time 2D6 of damage. And Aries, I think you're the

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only one who passed, so you willtake half.
It's 10 damage. So for Aries you you passed
that's cut in half to five and kilbor because you have
resistance that is also cut to 5.
And Couch has there's the consequence, but I also have
rage, so that's that too as well.

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Couch, remind me, does your ragework on all kinds of damage?
Good question because I have resistance to bludging,
piercing, slashing. Yep.
So let's see here, because thereare some subclasses of barbarian
that take half damage on all kinds of damage except psychic,

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but unless I missed it, I don't think you have that.
I think you just have the resistance to.
It doesn't show, yeah. It doesn't say anything about
resistance. Let's see here.
Damages. Yeah.
So it's just bludgeoning, piercing and slashing.
Now I do have and it's probably known, but I do have a ring of

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Thunder resistance, but this is lightning current.
This is lightning your. Current or electricity?
What are they? Yeah, it is.
It is lightning damage. So how much damage is that?
It was 10 points of damage. You are correct though if you
were to take slashing, piercing or bludgeoning.
It is. It is still cut in half all

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right. That is the top of the layer
action, and at the top of the turn here, couch and Aries, you
both hear behind you this popping, grunting, clicking
sound. And as you both look, you see

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the boulder that you had gone around on the South end begins
to unfold up out of itself as a golem stands up.
And as it does, it shakes the sandstone off of its skin.
And it shakes itself once. And standing before you is a

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tall flesh golem. And it stretches one arm to the
left and one arm straight up. And its mouth with this
distended jaw drops down way toolow than it should as it lets
out a screeching roar. And couch, I believe you are

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actually closer and it is going to go after you.
Come over here, handsome. Yeah, it it makes a gurgling
throat sound at you. Thank you to Yamez.
Actually, this is our sponsor for the arena.
It was a disguised golem in the arena.

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Yeah, he's he's going to come upand take a couple swings at you.
Couch, too many tabs open, too many tabs.
Couch does a 10 hit. It does not I.
Didn't think so. And I don't think an. 11 is
going to cut it. Either right?
No, Sir. Big.
Fleshy arms come slamming down, hitting the ground next to you

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and bouncing off of your weapon and armor as you're deflecting
these blows. And it bends over.
It stands about 8 feet tall, andit bends over and again, it just
makes this screeching sound directly in your face.
But that's the end of its turn. It it did what it could do.
That's kind of bring us over to Fuzz the Minotaur.

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Fuzz is switching, using his bonus action to switch from his
heavy crossbow over to his halberd, and he looks at Rabushi
and and he says So what was yourcrime?
Murder. Pillaging.
Theft. Drunken brawl.

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He snorts once and narrows his eyes, and the dwarf samurai next
to him looks over at Fuzz and says he's lying.
Don't listen to him, of course, he's just gonna make something
up. They're all murderers, they're
all here for execution. And he snorts and nods and he's
gonna take a swing at ya or I'm sorry, it's not a halberd.

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I, I completely misspoke. He has a Trident in his hands, a
three pronged polearm, and he's going to take a stab at you.
Rabushian does a 22 hit. Yes, yes, it.
Does. OK.
We're gonna roll the damage on that first attack and of course

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he rolled A1, so that's only 6 damage.
It is a new turn. If you would like to try to
deflect this swing, you can, or you can save your reaction for
something else. It is up to you.
Yeah, I'm just going to take that.
OK. So that's just six points of
damage as he stabs at you once. And I need you to please make me

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a Constitution saving throw DC-15.
So that five does nothing. This minotaur stabs his Trident
and it it punches through your armor and into your gut and he
lifts you up off the ground and slams you on your back into the

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ground in front of him and you are toppled and in the prone
condition. Fantastic.
And he's going to go ahead and take his second attack on you.
And now that you are prone, he does attack with advantage.
Let's see. First row was a 17, second row
was also a 17. Two seventeens does a 17 hit.

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It does not. Despite the odds, you he pulls
back and he goes to stab at you again and you're able to just
barely like wiggle and roll out of the way, dodging his attacks.
All righty, that's it for fuzz as he's stabbing at the ground
at rebrushian. Rebrushian is in a a bad place.

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Everybody that's going to bring us to Ari's with Barkoshi, Go
ahead, Ari's. Ari's with me or?
Or I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Barkoshi, That's Rebrushian.
Yes. OK, so my turn.
Yes. No.
Problem you are. You are on the.
Ground being stabbed at by fuzz.All right, so First things

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first, I'm going to get up. OK, that is half your.
Movement. That's just half.
Yep, Yep. And then I'm going to actually
attack the samurai. All right, go.
Ahead and make that a tackle all.
Right, let me does a 12 hit. I am afraid it does not.

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All right, I'm going to make my second attack does a 25 hit.
A 25 does hit, yes. OK Oh, only for five damage, but
I'm also gonna an armed. Attack.

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Yes. OK, so that is.
Bludgeoning damage. Yep, 5 bludgeoning damage.
Got it. But I'm also going to expend a
point high point to make that a stunning attack.
So once per turn, when you hit with a munk weapon or unarmed
strike, you can expand one focuspoint to attempt a stunning

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stunning strike. The target must make ADC 16 CON
savings row. On a failed savings row, the
target has the STUN condition until the start of your next
turn. On a successful save, the target
speed is half until the start ofyour next turn, and then next
tag roll made against it has advantage.

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OK, that's pretty good. She's going to go ahead and do
her con save here. I don't think she has any but
anything to challenge that with.I am going to tell you right now
she has a + 5 to her con save, so we're going to give this a
roll. She only got an 11.
So I have failed. So she is stunned.
You see her jerk once as this stunning blow hits her and her

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eyes like turn to fuzz and she just says shit as she's her.
Her joints lock up, freezing herin place.
Nice. Now I'm going to focus my
attention on fuzz with a fur theory of blows.
All righty, let's go. There it is, does a 17 hit.

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I'm afraid it does not. All right, then I'm going to
take my second attack and then it is a 10, so I miss.
I can't hit that guy. All right, Yeah, I miss Volt
attacks. Yeah, so with his Trident, he's
just blocking your fists out of the way, just hitting them left

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and right, he says. It's not a smart idea to attack
the captain like that. The captain of what?
Well, the the the captain of ourgroup and he looks over at the
stunt samurai and he goes, wait,what's our, what's our group
name again? But she can't talk.
So she just grunts and like has her teeth gritted as she's

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flocked in place. And he goes.
Our group our our our group of. Us the Champions.
It's a bad idea to attack the captain of the Champions,
obviously. So I will be the new champion
after I'm done with you all. Right, Excellent, Excellent.
Turn, Robushi. And that's going to bring us to

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Dog in the back there. Dog peeks around from behind the
rock and he is is looking and hesees the captain stunned, and he
kind of sighs once and he goes, yeah, all right, fine.
And he is going to cast a fourthlevel spell.

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Let me get this pulled up here just to make sure.
And you know what? I completely forgot this is on
me. But I am going to remind you
guys, if you have Bane cast on you, you do need to roll AD four
and subtract it from your attacks.
Oof, I forgot I do have bang. I forgot to.
I think Couch is the only one who doesn't have it, so that's

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on me. That's my fault.
Just keep it in mind, OK? Dog is casting a fourth level
spell and he is casting one of his packed magic spells, Summon
Greater Demon. And let me just check the range
on this 'cause that matters. Yeah, Ari's, he's casting it

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right in front of you. And you see as out of the
ground, this hellish Ring of Fire appears as the warlock at
the North End of the arena is doing a number of intricate hand
gestures and doing a chanting sound.
The darkness on the right side of the map disappears and in

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front of Ari's this large ape like dog creature standing on
its back legs, long muzzle in front of it long powerful arms
suddenly materializes directly in front of you.
And the warlock in the back peeks out from behind his rock

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and he shouts across. Now you know why they call me
Dog. Whoosh.
Don't like this dog? OK.
Yep, it's got its own initiative.
It will have its turn at the beginning of the next turn.
That is it for dog and that is going to now bring us to crypto
therapist. OK, is this considered undead or

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no? It is not undead, it is a fiend.
Well, this was a bit unexpected,so I guess I'm going to I'm like
this shocking grasp. OK.
On on this demon. So total is 20 and then you said

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D4 so that makes it 17. A 17 is still a hit.
That's good. OK.
It will be 12. Is that lightning damage OK?
The demon is resistant to the lightning, it absorbs some of

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the lightning and it does take half damage.
It's not immune, it just has a resistance.
Not at all anything I had planned on, but Yep, that's
that's what it's got. OK.
And then I will. I guess he's right in my way,
right? He he is engaged with you, and

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especially since you've attackedhim once, if you tried to move
away he would get an opportunityattack.
Nope, he wouldn't. Unless you do something like
disengaging. Shocking grasp.
Read Shocking grasp for everybody.
I'm here. I got Yamas on the last one of
that one. OK, Shocking Grasp Lightning

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springs from you to a creature that you can that you try to
touch. Make a merely spell attack
against target. On a hit, the target takes 1D8
lightning damage, and it can't make opportunity attacks until
the start of its next turn. You are absolutely correct.
You are free to move. Let's go.
All right. So I kind of have to step around

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him as I understand. Yeah.
So he, he's kind of big. He does take up some space there
if you're wanting to like. I I want to I want to basically
run north pass them and N to tryto get up to a Bruce.
Fee, OK, the same as before. If you're going between the the
hole and the pit in the center and and the gear, I am going to

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require that athletics check or I'm sorry, no, it is acrobatics.
An acrobatics check. I think running.
My brain says athletics, but it's actually a balance thing of
keeping down the center. OK, so as acrobatics check 19.
Piece of cake. Yeah, you.
Get right through there and you can get right up there just

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behind Rabruchian, kind of sandwiching Rabruchian between
you and. Fuzz.
All right. I like a a nice little getaway
there. Yeah, that'll be it for my turn.
All right, good shocking grasp and getaway.
That's gonna bring us to CaptainRain Rabushi.
And remind me, does she do another saving throw or is she

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just stunned through this her next turn?
She is stunned until the start of my next.
Turn until the start of your next turn.
OK, Yeah. She she just is stuck there,
frozen. She can't.
She can't do shit. That brings us to Couch.
All right, well, I got a golem in my face and I'm folding a

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mall, so I'm going to, I'm stillraging, right?
I'm going to attack him with them all and hope to tackle him,
which is a con saving throw of DCA plus three, plus the ability
modifier used to make the attack.
I'll let your knowledge take care of that.

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Yes, go ahead and make the attack roll first.
Couch rolls a 19 + 524. Definitely hits.
Go ahead and roll damage. Couch rolls a 1 + 6 + 2 and then
+2 for rage, so 11. 11 damage OK, not nothing.

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OK, he rolled his con save 12 + 4 for a 16 couch.
Let me look at your topple here it's 8 + 3 plus the ability
modifier. So your topple DC is 8910111213
because it's uses your strength.So he did save there against

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you, but you can make your second attack and try again.
Yes, let's go ahead and blunt him again.
Swing twice, Barbarian. Hey 1 + 5 A 6.
Thankfully there is no one nearby you for that Gnat 1.
Yes. But yeah, you you swing and

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whiff for some reason, like the hair on the back of Kilgore's
neck stands on end. Question is what is the range of
the color we destroyed? It is the entire southwest
quarter of the arena. And can I do some kind of roll

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on that fog to see if it's flammable or poisonous or
anything? Yeah, you could give me either a
you know what, this would be a nature check actually.
Ouch. Rolls a 12 + 2 A 14.
You get the sense that whatever it is, it's going to hurt to
breathe it. It can hold on.

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It's pointless to move. If that.
Don't want to get the attention of the ape dog things so left
with nothing to do, correct? That's entirely up to you.
You can. Run away from the flesh Golem,
he will get a free swing at you.You can try to move to the east

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to get closer to Kilbor. You can just brave the fog.
And see what happens. If you want to move north and
try to help Rabushi and Aries, it's it's entirely your choice.
But if you want to stay put there and deal with the flesh
golem, that's also a choice. Yeah.
Do I know that He that? Kilbor has to.

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Find mine that gold mixed turn. I'm gonna say no 'cause that's
that's kind of like a A. Psychic thing that's happened to
him be like he shouted that there's gold in there but I I'm
going to say the the true intentof.
Like what's going on? Over there is not you're, you're
too far away. You you don't know exactly
what's going on. Yeah, I'm going to take my
chances and still work. Alrighty, with that kilbor, that

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does bring us to you. And Kilbor, like I said.
You are compelled, my friend, tomine that gold.
Oh boy, I guess I. Just got to go mine.
The gold, huh? Yeah, you.
Almost like in a stupor, you. You scramble up the side of the
rock. You can see the rich gold vein
directly below you. Go ahead and make me an attack

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roll. Oh.
That is a 17 + 8 for a 25. Do I have to roll AD 4?
It doesn't matter you you would,yes, but that.
It's going to hit regardless, and I got another +3 too.
Yeah, go ahead and roll your. Damage.
Get me some Gold 12. OK, 12 damage.

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And you can. Make your second attack.
You, you chip away a big chunk of the rock and gold glitters in
the air. And you're trying to think to
yourself, like, how can you collect it?
You got to, like, collect all this dust in these chunks of
like, stone and gold. You go ahead and make another
attack there. Yeah.
And I'm just screaming. Look at this gold. 4 + 8 for 12.

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This is a 12 hit. Where was I supposed to do
damage so. For the stone in particular.
No, it is an. Attack roll and with a 12, even
before you roll the D4 for Bain,your sword hits it and glances
off to the side and is a miss and does not cut through the

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stone. With that now at the end of your
turn you can make another wisdomsaving throw to try and shake
out of it. OK, about a 13.
There's gold in that there. Rock, You gotta.
Get it man. Hillbar, you fool, I have
enemies on in the. Mat it's shiny gold all.

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Right, that's. Gonna bring us to.
Sister Mallam the Orc. Cleric.
She's got exactly 30 feet away from you.
She's gonna use her movement andshe comes running up to you,
Kilbor. Her armor is just shining and

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gleaming. But as she gets closer, she also
needs to make a Wisdom saving throw.
And she got a 16. She did.
Pass it. So Sister Malum looks at the
rock. Shakes her head.
Once and then looks at you Kilbor and she says, oh you poor
thing, compelled by greed, compelled by shiny things.

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And she lifts up her maul to take a swing at you.
And she says, here I shall help clear your confusion Kilbor, she
is going to make a swing at you.Kilbor does a.
He does a. Nine hit.
No, it does not. Yeah, I didn't think.
So he just kind of. Shakes his head and he's like

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why aren't you? Getting this gold.
Look at this gold. Yeah, no, she looks at you and
she says. How far the paladins have
fallen. If only they were truer to the
faith. She swings again.
And she rolled another natural 3for another 9.
Dang sister Mallam whiffs it. Big.
Time just is absolutely sucking at her job right now.

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OK, that's that's it for her. That brings us to the top of the
turn order. I need somebody to please roll
that D4 to randomly see which pylon activates anybody.
I don't do it since it was my fault.
Couch rows. Of three, OK, that's the

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northwest. Pylon.
Again, so I need literally everybody to make Dexterity
saving throws as the gears in the center of the map they're
spinning faster than they were before building up more
electrical charge. Labrusian got a three plus was
fixed. For 9/21 for Kilbor, OK.

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For the 9. OK, Couch.
And. Rabrusian.
Those are fails. Kilbor and Aries, those are
saves, so 22 figure. Aries, Yeah.
Thank you, Aries. Aries and.
Kilbor you will both take. Half.
Damage and Kilbor because you have the electric resistance.

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I think it's it the resistance is just resistance like the
resistance doesn't like double up on itself.
So you are you still just take the half damage, at least I
think correct. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't stack.
From what I understand, OK, it is now 3.
D6. As those gears spin faster and

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faster, Lightning arcs out on the northwest, southwest, and
southeast corners of the map. Only the unoccupied northeast
corner. Is not electrified.
By the pylons, everybody takes 6points of damage, and if you
saved or have resistance, you took three points of damage.

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That includes my characters here.
And at the top of the turn orderit is the Flesh golem going toe
to toe with Couch. Flesh Golem is gonna take
another couple swings at couch right there in front of me.
Do the do the enemies take damage?
From the electricity. Oh yeah, the flesh.

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Like all the enemy, all everybody.
Also took damage, yeah. Does that mean that the bane is
gonna? Let me think so she three points
of damage, so she has to. Do a concentration save.
Let me look at it here real quick.
Let's go. So because she only.
Took three points of damage. It's it's either half.
Of the damage took or 10, whichever is greater.

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So she has to do a con save and beat A10 here, roll another
nine. She rolled a nap, too.
She. Loses her concentration.
Let's go fuck my life, yeah? Bane goes away.
That's that's that that OK? Yeah.
Thank you for shouting that out.All right, here we go.

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Flesh Golem taking some swings at Couch.
Couch does a 24 hit. It does.
OK, That's going to be. Two D 8 + 4 for 17 damage so
that is cut in half to 8. What a punk and.

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It is going to swing. Again rolled another Gnat 2.
For a nine. And I I know a nine misses.
That's it for him. All right then that's kind of
these. Gnat twos.
I'm rolling so many. Twos on you guys like.
These guys have got beefy stats,but you just can't beat A2.

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Next is Fuzz. He's gonna take another stab
with his Trident at Rebrushian. He's trying to topple you again.
Rebrushian does a 18 hit. Meets or beats it.
Meets it, beats it. He is going to hit you.
For eight points of damage, I'm going to deflect it, all right?

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Use that reflect use. That reaction?
Reaction. I take it all the way down to
zero, and then now I'm going to expand the point.
Let me get to the points so I keep track of them and redirect
it. OK, and I'm going to redirect it

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back at. Them.
OK, the creature must succeed onADC 16 deck savings row or take
two D 8 + 3 damage of the same type of damage of the attack.
He rolled a Gnat 3 on his deck. Save.
He takes 9 good. God, yeah, you.

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You deflect his Trident into hisown foot and he stabs into his
foot and roars in pain. Fucking monks, man.
OK. Fuzz Yanks his Trident back up
out. Of his.
Foot holds it up over his head, roars once and he's bringing it
down to swing at you again for his second attack and he's he's

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angry and distracted. He only rolled A14 amount of
messes, Dang. Dang all.
OK. That's it for Fuzz.
Fuzz is going to, you know what,What Fuzz is going to do, he's
going to because you've used your reaction already.

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That means unless you have an ability that that says
otherwise, he is able to move without taking an opportunity
attack from you. Yeah, I have nothing.
So he's. Gonna use his.
Movement. He he retreats.
Limping. His foot a little bit as he put
some distance between you and him.
He's moving into the top North East corner of the map across

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from you, and he's using his bonus action to pull his heavy
crossbow back out. That is it for Fuzz, but he's
running away. I yell 2.
On one and you still run it's, it's two.
On two and it's two. On two and you're.
Like really dodgy or I don't, I don't know, you're doing weird

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shit over there. I don't like it.
I thought he was in a bad spot. He wasn't.
My head around it. And just now that crypto there
and Aries, I say, oh. Welcome.
Oh, that is going to be your turn.
That's. That's it for fuzz.

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Oh, oh, OK. And then so.
Then I'm going to. Focus my attention on Captain,
Captain Rain over there and takemy attack.
All right, go ahead. Does a 23.
Hit. Absolutely.
It does. I'm going to roll.
My. Damage.
For a Max damage of 11 and I'm going to spend another point to

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make that a striking A stunning strike.
OK, so that's another con, say for her, was it?
ADC 15 to pass I think 16 let mescroll back.
Yes, 16. OK, this time she rolled a 23.
Oh OK, and I'm down to 1. More tie point and.

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I'm going to do my second attack.
OK? Does a 16 hit?
16 is a miss. Oh.
OK. And then with my bonus.
Action I'm going to do. Another unarmed strike.
OK, it was a 23 hit the. 23 is ahit.
All. Right, I'm gonna roll my damage.

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1248. OK.
Definitely landing a. Number of striking.
Blows here. On the short Dwarf Samurai,
well, that's all I got. How's the?
Samurai. Looking very irritated with you.

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OK, OK, I'll take it. Next.
Up is going to be. Unless you want to move, if you
want to try to disengage or anything else, I think you used
your bonus action already. But if you want to move
somewhere, you you can take a opportunity attack if you want.
No, no, I'm holding my ground all right.
Next up is going to be the Baro.Gura the summoned demon and it

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kind of like looks around and itslaps its ape like hands on the
ground several times. It is too large to squeeze
between the pit and the pillar and it needs to actually do a
charisma saving throw. OK, so the demon stays.
Under the. Control of Dog the warlock.

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And it is going to go to the person that it can reach.
It's angry that it can't get across to Aries because it's in
a too tight of a position there.And instead it comes running up
next to Couch, the next closest person.
I'm in a bad spot. Couch.
Is he in that? Stuff he is and.

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Let me just double check. Make sure I don't cheat.
Here. Here's to see what that thing
does. He is immune.
To the gas. Oh damn.
OK. As he's here, he's got a couple
things that he can. Do he is going to make some
reckless attacks and he is. Going to attack with.

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Advantage on couch. But just like your reckless
attacks couch, this means that you would also have advantage
when attacking him. So he's going to make a couple
swings with advantage here. First swing is a 17.
Does a 17 hit couch? It matches or it meets it?
Yep. So.
Meets it, beats it, so that. First blow is going to be. 14.

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Points of damage that is piercing, so it's cut in half to
seven. And that was his first fist or
that was his biting attack. So that was him going in and
chomping at you. Once having bit you, he's gonna
now swing his fists with advantage because he is
attacking recklessly. Rolled a 22 and his second.

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Fist swing, so his third attack.Was a 25 so he hits you with
both fist swings as well. I'm just totaling up all the
damage together here to make it simple.
So that is 16 damage cut in halfto 8 against couch.
OK, the last. Thing the.

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Demon can do. I'm going to roll this once a
day he has. The.
Chance to summon another Barlgura, so basically a another
demon just like him. He only has a 30% chance, which
means he needs to roll 70 or better on this percent roll,

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which I am going to roll now to see if he successfully summons
another one of his kind onto thebattlefield and he does not.
He rolled a 13, no extra. Teeth.
Next. Up.
And so he did. Fail his charisma.
Check. So he stays under control at the

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end of his turn. Next up is going to be Dog, the
warlock. Dog is watching his demon from
behind the rock and across the pit.
He's kind of like leaning against the rock on one elbow,
his hand propping up his face ashe's watching everything with
kind of a bored look on his face.
And he is going to say to the captain, he goes, looks like

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they're Barbarians all tied up with the friends.
You want me to help out with themonk here?
And the captain looks over her shoulder and she says, yes, help
me with the fucking monk here. And he is.
We on tune. You don't like those odds?
He is going to cast. A spell.

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Here on Rebrushian. He is.
Casting Ray of Sickness and rolled A gnat one.
Oh my God, you guys. OK, just don't roll anything but
a gnat. One mud, he starts puking the

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Yeah, the. The the.
The spell totally whiffs. It goes wild.
Fuck, do you know what I gotta? I gotta.
Be true to myself, Captain Rain there gets hit with the ray of
sickness I'm. My own worst.

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Enemy on this map? OK, so he has used up that spell
SWAT ray of sickness. It's a greenish ray.
It's going to do 2D8 poison damage and she has the poisoned
condition, so she's going to take 4.
Points of. Damage and is poisoned and you

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know fuck my life That's that's this is what I get.
So will poison be like an ongoing?
It is a condition she she has the poisoned.
Condition so it it doesn't continue to cause damage it.
Just has its. Own effects.
Gotcha. Yeah, they got a.
Disadvantage on a text. Yep, Yam.

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It's taught me that one very well.
Right? Yeah, Taxing.
Ability. Checks.
Yep, Yep. Did hear Luke Goblin laughing?
I'm sure you did. It's.
Loot Oblin. Not loot.
Goblin. Loot G.
Oblin. Lute.
G. Oblin get it right.

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Waldo, OK. Actually.
So. Dog is.
Going to run up to the captain and it goes shit captain sorry
and puts both hands on her back and dog.
The level 1 paladin, level 7 Warlock casts bonus action lay

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hands on the. Captain Curing.
Her poison condition and he saysshit, shit, shit, I'm sorry
Captain, I'm sorry, it won't happen again.
So she is cured of her poison and he uses the rest of his
movement to duck back behind therock again.
Is the is that Bulgara? A concentration.

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Summon demon from dog it. Is let me see here it is
concentration but dog did not take any damage and the lay
hands is not a concentration spell.
What about the other spell he cast?

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The. Ray of sickness is also not a
concentration. Spell.
Oh OK, so they can cast other? Spells they can.
Only cast concentration spell. Sorry making.
Me double check I was like. Oh, hold on.
Wait. Is ray of sickness
concentration? But it's not.
Yeah. OK.
I just close this chair. All right.
A dog dog. Hurt his own team and then.

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Tried to undo. Some of the damage that's.
It for him that brings us to therapist.
Oh goodness, finally in the fight here.
OK, so I'm going to run up on Fuzz and I'm going to cast
Spirit Guardians, and this will require Dog and Fuzz to make

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saving throws. DC-15 Wisdom save.
And if you'd like, I could read the effects, yes, please, of the
spell. All right.
Protective spirits. Flit around you in a 15 foot
emanation for the duration. If you are good or neutral,

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their spectral form appears angelic or say your choice.
If you're evil they appear fiendish so I am good, so they
would appear I would say angelic.
When you cast this spell. You can designate creatures to
be unaffected by this. Obviously I would designate I
need my comrades here. Any other creatures speed is

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halved inside of this sphere. And whenever the emanation
enters a creature space and whenever a creature enters the
emanation or ends its turn therecreature must make a wisdom
saving throw. On a failed save, the creature
takes 3D eight radiant damage, or if it's on the other way it's

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3D8 necrotic damage, but in thiscase it would be 3D eight
radiant damage. So I'm going to ask you real
quick here. Roll me A.
Constitution saving throw please.
The DC is 13. OK, I'll use a.
Luck point. OK, your second luck point.
Actually I don't think I used the 1st 114.
Did not OK. Meets it, beats it as the

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warlock tries to cast a counter spell, you hold on to your
concentration and the spell goesinto effect.
Thank goodness I took Lucky. OK.
Warlock is annoying. Anyway, to finish off the spell
description, on a successful save, creature takes half as
much damage. Creature makes this save only

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once per turn. So basically they stay inside
the sphere. They they have to make a saving
throw once per turn while they're in it, or if they enter
it they have to make it, and if not, they're taking whatever I
roll as radiant damage. 3D83D8 each each round.

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Yeah, each round. So 1st I'll roll the damage and
then you can roll to see if theysay once again it's a wisdom
saves decent 15. So the damage is for this one.
There's a 12/12 radiant damage. OK, dog failed.

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Fuzz. Failed too.
Neither of them are very wise. I love it.
All right, so. That was my action, that was my
movement, and I guess I'll do a bonus action because why not?
Actually, can't I? Oh yes, I can.

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So I'll use my War Priest bonus action.
I can make an unarmed strike, soI probably miss it.
Yeah, 5 is an S already. And think.
That. Is all.
I can do, I believe. All right.
Well, that was quite a bit. Yeah.

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So dog is rolling. His concentration.
Now. It's that con save so he has to
beat a 12 to keep his concentration and he rolled
another. Fucking that one.
Oh my. God I fucking hate this game.

(01:26:14):
I quit. You heard him.
We. All just won.
All right, let me see here made a.
Saving throw? I'm sorry, what was?
That I was just playing I. Said we need you to do a saving.
Throw. Yeah, right.
OK, so when it. Comes to the.
Summoned Demon. Here's as it reads, if you stop

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concentrating on the spell before it reaches its full
duration, an uncontrolled demon doesn't disappear for one D6
rounds if it still has hit points.
So I need to roll AD 6 to see how many rounds the demon
remains on the field. And I rolled A5 so he is no

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longer concentrated on it and heno longer has control over it.
Which means it's not going to follow his commands.
It is going to. By the text of this summoned
demon, it is going to attack whatever creature is nearest to
it. Run, couch.
Run and. Dog looks back at the demon and

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he goes to the other. Side it's right where I want it
to be. I can concentrate.
On other. Things.
And he waves a hand, annoyed at some of the flitting around
spirits of the of the summoned guardian of spirits.
OK with that it is now. Rain.
'S turn Captain Rain. She's looking across the way at

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Ari. 'S and.
She looks at that circle of guardians, and she shrugs once,
and she looks at Rabruchian, andshe goes, all right, Monk, let's
do this. Let's let's test my samurai
abilities against your monk abilities.
And she just nods in approval. She's going to use her bonus

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action and. Go into a.
Rage and as she is now raging, she is going to make a attack
roll against you. She rolled an 8 that message.
She does. Have mastery.
With a. Glaive, which means you are
going to get grazed, which meansyou still take damage equal to

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the ability modifier used to make the attack.
So that is 7 points of damage asshe grazes you with the glave.
OK, OK, He's not. Playing and she's going to make
her second. Attack.
Which was only a 12. That misses.
As well. That's another.

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Graze. And you take another 7.
Points of damage as the blade isnot quite connecting, not quite
stabbing into you as she's spinning it back and forth.
You're dipping and dodging out of the way, but she just keeps
getting these little Nicks and cuts in at you, just hitting you
as you're kind of like deflecting it with your arms and
hands. You're still getting cut up by
this thing. And that was her action, her

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bonus. Action was.
The raging and that is going to be the end of her turn as she's
swinging and spinning this thingat you next in the turn order is
gonna be. That that.
They're barbarian, surrounded byall these ugly things.
Couch, it is your turn. Can I do?
Can I go around? The golem to the backside

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without like getting an opportunity the OR disadvantage
the ball guru would. Get a swing at you.
As you moved away from. Its reach.
I can I take? My.
Potion of greater healing? Yeah, absolutely.
You can choose to do that as an action and get the full.
Benefit. Or you can do it as a bonus

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action and you roll the dice forhow much you heal.
Let's take one of my actions. OK so I I want to be clear.
Because I I know, I think this is your first time playing a
level 5 character. You still have one action per
turn. So I that's what I was trying to
like say earlier. It's one action for the two
attacks. So you you would still not have

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a second attack that you could do on someone.
Yeah, that's OK. I just, I wanted to be clear up.
Front and. Not.
Have you feel misled? No.
So that's 4D fours. +4 hit points.
That's a lot of healing, 4D4. I got a 3411.
For a nine. +4. Is 13 if you're.

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If you're using your action, youget, you get the.
Full benefit. So you you actually heal for 20
points? I need it as couch uncorks.
This. Greater Healing potion ignoring
the flesh golem and the. Demon surrounding him on all.
Sides, he just pulls back and takes long gulping swigs out of

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the healing potion. You still have your movement and
your bonus action. Yeah.
So let me go ahead and get behind.
The golem, that way he is closerto the ape dog thing.
Oh, and I guess yeah, yeah. So the ball borough's going to
have a. Attack on me.
For that. Yes, he is going to make one

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swing. Let me pull that back up 17 to
hit and meets it beats it meets it.
Beats it. Oh he rolled Max damage?
2D6. Plus. 4 for 16 damage but that
is piercing so it's cut in half to 8.

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Glad you took that postal. What do I have with you?
Did sack. So I have.
A bonus action and more. Movement.
Yeah. So you're you're able to move.
Around Behind the Flesh Golem, you have more movement.
If you want to continue to run away, the flesh golem would get
an attack on you as well. If you want to run away from the
flesh golem, or if you have any other kind of bonus action you

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can take, you can do that now. It's up to you.
I want to chance the golem. And run as far away as I can
toward Kilbore because for some reason he is fixated on this
gold while we are being killed. He sure is.
What is your movement speed? I have a total of 40 so whatever

(01:32:30):
I have left. Yeah.
OK. So you got about 30 feet left.
That's. Gonna get you.
About halfway to Kilbor, runningacross here.
I'm keeping you outside of the Choking Dust in the South end of
the map so you don't run throughthat making sure Flesh Golem is
gonna take a swing as. You disengage.
From him 22 to hit my. Goodness.

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Yes, these things hit hard. OK, that's another. 12 points of
damage, but cut in half to six. All right, almost back down to
where I was. But it was worth it.
You, you just feel this searing.Blow hit the back of your head.
As the flesh golden takes a swing at you, but you make your
getaway. Oh okey dokey.

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That's gonna. Bring us back to Kilbor.
Kilbor, top of your turn. Make that.
Make that attack swing on the rock you're mining for gold.
Yeah, I'm just saying I'm going to make a.
Bracelet and we'll make some earrings.
I'm coming for you buddy 13. 13 is a fail.

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I'm. Sorry, Kilbor.
Make that. Attacks OK here.
We go. Oh my goodness, another 13.
Your sword sparks and chips as it hits.
The rock that you're trying to mine, but you cannot cut into
it. You're not making any progress.
I'm just gonna tell you just to peek behind the screen.

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If the rock is destroyed, the spell that it's emanating would
end. That's why there there is like
that attack roll on it to try and like actually hit it
effectively to destroy it. Go ahead and give me another.
Did my plus threes help on those?
Thirteens. What does 16 have done it?
Oh, you're right. No you because you do have the

(01:34:23):
plus threes. For the oil of sharpness, yeah,
that makes those both hits. Go ahead and roll your damage
twice. OK, I rolled the wrong one that.
Time I rolled on that. 1. At least it's on the damage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So.
OK, so. A6. +3 right is 9 and then 7 + 3

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is 10. OK, you you cut another big
chunk. Out of the rock it is smaller
than it was. Gold is skittering everywhere.
Now you have the opportunity at the end of your.
Turn to make another wisdom. Saving throw to try and shake
out of the spell that this thinghas you under.
You have not quite destroyed therock.

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Oh boy. A6.
I did not expect this rock to bethis effective.
But. You are still under the thrall
of the the shiny gold and SisterMallam is continuing to shake
her head in sadness and she looks up to the sky and she
says, Mortivas, please accept this poor wayward paladin into

(01:35:31):
your embrace. I look over at the couch.
And I say I'm going to make you.A grill.
OK, sister Mallam, she's taking.A swing at you Kilbor does a
dirty 20 hit. Oh my goodness.
Yes, OK. She is using a vicious.

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Mace, so she hits you for six points of bludgeoning damage,
plus another seven damage. From the vicious.
Mace. So 13 damage total there.
Got it. And OK, she.

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Does not have weapon. Mastery.
So nothing. Happens for the Mace effect.
So she's gonna make a second swing on you with the vicious
Mace and she hits the rock and her maze bounces and skitters
off the rock. Absolutely whiffs.
OK, Yeah, no, she's. Just saying this prayer to the

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God of death about sending the palate in to meet him here in
the arena and that is going to bring us to the top of the turn
order. Could anyone please roll me AD 4
on which side of the the north map lights up with electricity?

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4A4 OK. That is going to be the East.
Side northeast side is the four so I need Ari's dog, Fuzz,
sister Mallam, Kilbor, Couch andthe creatures to the southwest.
They got their own things with lightning.
Everybody except Rabushi and andCaptain Rain are going to make

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dexterity saving Thrones. It was an 8 kilbor.
Rolled a night team. OK, the 8 is a fail, the 19 is a
save. The gears in the center of the
map are spinning faster and harder than before.
They are amping up even more electricity than before.
They're going to be dishing out four D6 of damage now. 16 OK

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Ari's with a 16. That is a save.
So anybody that's saved, you aregoing to take half damage on 4D.
6. Here.
So that is 14 damage. So if you failed it's 14, if you
passed it is 7. Yikes, like this.

(01:38:07):
Consequence is going to be the. End of me.
You know when I built this map it it was supposed to be like.
You know, oh, there's a randomness of like, you know
what, what's going to arc and gooff?
And I knew as soon as I made this map, now they're just going
to go and destroy my crystals. How can I punish them for that?
That's a good one. OK, so.

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Couch You. Took the full 14 kilbor.
You took 7 Arias, you took seven.
So in Arias you are concentrating on that guardian
of spirits. So I need you to make a con
saving throw and you need to make a 10 or better to keep your
concentration. OK, I'm gonna use another luck
point, OK? Now that's your second luck

(01:38:48):
point, right? There we go. 15 Thank you.
Lucky. All right.
You keep your concentration. All right, top of the turn it is
going to be the golem. Golem took that electricity.
Damage. And I'm gonna post this.

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Here. In the main chat, just for
posterity's sake to our listeners at home who might be
familiar with flesh golems, theyhave an ability called Lightning
Absorption. Whenever the golem is subjected
to lightning damage, it takes nodamage and instead regains a
number of hit points equal to the lightning damage dealt,

(01:39:32):
which means our flesh. Golem just healed for. 14 as he
comes charging across the map, coming for coming for a couch.
This was a particularly nasty. Creature that.
Yamez threw in as a sponsor. You wouldn't be dealing with
this at all if it wasn't for Yamez.
So everyone can go send some DMSto Yamez about the flesh golem.

(01:39:58):
On my way. Rolling that one then all.
Right couch flesh. Golem's first swing.
Is a 19 come on. And 2nd.
Swing is. A 17. +7 for 24 All right, How
much health does? How much health does?
Couch sit in that. 15 OK. There's a.

(01:40:21):
Chance you'll live you're. Taking half.
Damage. It's still bludgeoning.
First swing, does 11 damage. Second swing.
Second swing did. 20 damage, so 10 and 818.
Or 10 and yeah. Yeah, in total.

(01:40:42):
So in total. That is, that's six and then 16
damage total. Well, that puts me at a -1,
guys. Couch Have you ever gone down
bar? What's?
Death like this? Is the first.
This is your first. Time going down couch welcome.
To death you. Here now.

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Are in a position where. You are in what's called death
saving throws. Somebody can attempt to heal you
and bring your hit points back up and you are then able to
continue the fight just like normal.
Just because your health goes to0, it doesn't mean that you are
truly dead. When you're doing death saving
throws on each of your turns going forward, you roll AD 20.

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On an 11 or better you get 1 pass, on a 10 or less you get a
fail. And if you get 3 fails, then
Couch is truly dead. If somebody attacks you while
you're down, or you take damage while you're down, it's
automatically 2 fails. Couch looks over at Kilbor.

(01:41:49):
And blames him for this, for hisdigging.
For gold. For Kilber's gold digging.
OK, that was the. Golem, you guys see Couch go
down, this flesh golem just slamming these giant fleshy

(01:42:12):
trunks of arms down on Couch thebarbarian as he hits the ground
and Arias and Rabushi. And from where you guys are
standing, you see Dog peek up over the rock and he seems
particularly interested in the fact that Couch is down.
Next in the turn order is going to be Fuzz.

(01:42:32):
Fuzz has his crossbow out. He's going to take a shot at
Aries with his heavy crossing. Does he get some kind of minus
because it's. Close range and he has archery
mastery as one. Of his many.
Many. Different.
Fighter traits that he's got going on here, he's going to

(01:42:54):
take that swing at you. Or.
Shot at you, it is A15I. Think that's a.
Miss. If I am Miss.
OK, he's going to. Take his. 2nd.
Shot at you. He's hoping for something here.
Even worse. Another 15.
Yeah. Two shots go go wide.

(01:43:16):
Of you can't. Quite hit you, he is going to
let you go ahead and take an opportunity attack as he uses
his movement to move away from you.
So go ahead and make an attack roll.
So I believe your reaction, it'slike a.
It's a melee attack, I don't think.
You can cast a spell. As a reaction with Warcaster,
you can't, Oh, you can't fuck me.

(01:43:37):
OK, Yeah. God I love.
Warcasters I. Hate I hate facing.
Them but. They're so fun to play.
I will cast. Guiding Bolt.
OK. Oh, I did bad.
That's a miss. Yep.
Oh, here it is. It's part of the Channel

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Divinity. Let's see, when you miss with an
attack roll. Oh, it is me when you miss an
attack roll and you can expend one use of Channel Divinity to
give that roll a + 10 bonus. So if I use that, then that
would be a 19. Let me see here.
Channel Divinity, Channel Divinity guided strike.

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And yeah, and the guiding bolt is an attack.
Roll it's a spell attack, so yeah, I that applies, yeah.
Use up one of your channel divinities. 19 meets it beats
it. All right, he takes 46 radiant
damage. 40. 6 radiant damage. Or D sick.

(01:44:46):
Oh my God. OK.
Oh, that would have been nice. That would have been nice.
Oh man, I was about to flip. Shit, I was like what the fuck
is this spell exactly? OK, no, so he takes. 15.
Radiant. Damage Boy 15 doesn't sound

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nearly as bad now, OK. You're kind of bolt hits the
channel. It takes 46 radiant damage and
the next attack rule made against it before the end of
your next turn has advantage. OK, so he has advantage on I.

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Guess whoever or is it? Or is it only be?
I believe it's on any attack made against him.
OK, so yeah, if anybody has an attack.
Or attacking. This guy's got advantage on the
next one. OK, well now that he's moved,
thought he dodged your. Attack then got hit by it.
Anyway. He is going to use his bonus
action and he is going to use one of his second wind.

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Abilities. To regain one D 10 + 8 hit
points so that he rolled A3, which is miserable.
So he regains 11 hit points withhis second wind bonus action.
That is it for fuzz. Jesus, Aries.

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Monks are no joke. They're no joke.
Yamas. I understand better why you were
so frustrated. I'm sorry.
Yeah. Clerics.
Yeah. OK.
That. Brings us now to you.
You directly, Bart, go. Hold on.
It's my turn. Hold on.
I I. Still have something?
I could do with a. Bonus action.

(01:46:39):
Haven't. It's not your turn.
Oh, that's right, this was your.Reaction.
That's right. That's right.
That's right. I'm sorry.
I appreciate it. It's your turn, Ma.
It's. OK.
So what? Would it take for me to be able
to arm bar Captain Rain and tossthem into the pit?

(01:47:06):
You. Want to get into?
A. Wrestling match with Captain
Ring. Yes, Vienna Marshall.
Artist so it if we're if we're talking about trying.
To grapple, that would be strength against strength

(01:47:27):
checks, unless as a monk you have something specific in
regards to grappling. Well, mine.
Yeah, mine. Serves the target must be deemed
on a strength flash deck, but itthen it says it chooses.
Which? Savings row DC plus A+

(01:47:50):
proficiency bonus plus strength.Which which feature was this?
It's just. Grapple, so it's under unarmed.
Strike, OK, and then it has damaged grapple and then jobs.
OK. So yeah, if you want.
To grapple. You you can she is going to use.

(01:48:12):
Strength. And OK, this is so I'm sorry I'm
I'm comparing, I'm using 2014 rules and we play these games
with 2024 rules. So 2024 rules for grapple.
Yes, she needs to succeed a strength or deck save and it's 8
plus your proficiency bonus plusyour strength.

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So that's going to be 891011 plus your strength is 2.
So that would be a 13 that she has to beat if you wanted to try
to grapple her. Shove is the same.
Of a. 13 to be able to push someone 5 feet away or to cause
them to have the prone condition.

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It's up to you if you want to ifyou.
Want to try and go this? Route you certainly.
Can one mate I. Because I I'm just going to
watch how. She's.
She's pretty. Strong or?
How? Far is Captain Range from the
pit. Oh, nothing.

(01:49:18):
Roughly 59 feet. She looks at you.
And she goes, yeah. You want you.
Want to wrestle? Is that what you want to do?
You want to wrestle if I move behind?
Them. They wouldn't get an unarmed or
they wouldn't get an opportunity, would they?
They wouldn't because you would stay with the range and just be
circling around them, OK. So this is what I want to.

(01:49:40):
Do. I want to move here.
OK, circling. Around Captain Rain.
So now. She has her back to the pit,
yes, and then I'm going to use. My bonus action.
And use my last chi point and dotheory of blows.

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OK, there's a 22 hit. 22 is a hit.
OK. So I'm going to do damage first.
Which is 7. OK, but I'm also going to use
Theory of Blows Pushed. When you hit a creature with an
attack granted by Fury of Blows,the target must succeed ADC 16

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Strength savings row or be pushed 15 feet away from you.
OK, so. Let's let's talk about the.
Pit. The pit does have a couple of
bladed spikes that are sticking out in it.

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Nobody has like been at risk of falling into the pit, so I
haven't really talked about thisyet, but I'm going to bring it
up now. If someone does fall into the
pit, they do have a chance to roll a save to catch themselves
on the bladed spike. They will.
If they pass, they will still take damage from the blade, but
they then have the opportunity to use their movement to like

(01:51:08):
climb back out. So I want to be clear on that,
that that applies to everybody, including Captain Rain here.
So you have hit, you have done your damage.
What was the save? She needs to pass.
It was 16 for straight. OK, she has a + 4.
I'm going to roll. For her, she rolled a 17 + 4 for

(01:51:29):
21. All right, well, the fury of
blows. I get 2 attacks with it so I'm
attacking again OK with the 2424.
Is that hit damage? 9.
And. I'm going to do.
Push again. Do you have key points to do the
push? I do not have to use.

(01:51:53):
Key. Points.
Oh, it's a flurry of blows that does the key point, yes.
OK, so I'm going to do a anotherstrength save for her to prevent
from being shoved back. She rolled a 15.
That does not. Save.

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OK. So she is shoved 15.
Feet back, her heels hit the edge of the pit as she wobbles,
staggers, arms flailing as she tries to keep her balance.
And she is going to do a Dexterity.

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Saving throw to. Not fall in or I mean to to
catch on to the blades to catch herself and she rolled a fur.
Oh. Yes, bye.
Bye. Hold on.
Hold on. OK.
She. Is going.
To use one of her second wins toactivate her tactical mind when

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you've oh, that's for ability checks.
That's not for saving throws. I'm so pissed off right now.
I'll wait for somebody to throw somebody in there.
I'm. Like yes, it freaking worked.
She falls. And screams all.
The way down and I say I am the captain now.

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From his Vantage point fuzz. And a sister watch in stunned
silence as this happens, and both are shouting no as they
watch their captain fall into the pit.
Rabruchian, I can't believe I let you fucking get away with
it. But yeah, you've shoved Rain

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into the pit. Anything else for your turn?
Yes, I'm going to use the. Rest of my movement and move to
the. East over.
Here to dog and take my main action of unarmed strike on
them. OK, I'm guessing 11.

(01:54:09):
The 11 is a miss I'm going to take.
My second strike, OK. How about a 20?
520. 5 is a hit. Oh.
He only takes 4 damage. But that will be the end of my
turn. You punch him once and you hit.

(01:54:30):
Him square in the nose and he like looks at you, frowns like
puts one nose. Covering one.
Nostril and snorts once, blowingout a glob of blood.
And he looks at you and he goes fisticuffs, huh?
That's elegant, I guess. And he's going to use Hellish
Rebuke on you as a reaction. Don't talk to your new captain

(01:54:52):
that way. He.
Is casting. Hellish.
Rebuke as his T fling ability here, so that is going to be two
D10 fire. Damage.
You need to make a Dexterity saving throw please.
DC 1423, OK. So that is a pass on a.

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Pass You take half damage, so Rebuching takes eight points of
damage as flames burst out. He is not looking good as.
Flames burst from dog. Dog chuckles once and he goes
yeah, we can go, little elf man,you bet.

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I don't mind. It's been a minute since I've
been. In a good brawl.
Labrusia just kind of snorts. Woozly.
And that's the end of his. Turn.
All right, that is gonna. Bring us to the barrel Guru, the
demon. It is gonna be present for
another 4 rounds mark marking that down.

(01:55:57):
It is just attacking the nearestcreature to it, which is the
flesh golem. So it's it's running up and it's
attacking the flesh golem. I'm sorry Couch, I forgot you
were down. And I would have 20 so he just

(01:56:19):
crit on the. Flesh golem and did 16 damage to
it. This is what I wanted to happen
before the golem killed me. He's going to make two of his
swing attacks. That's a hit and a hit.
So he is going to deal another. Yeah.
He's not resistant to bludgeoning damage.

(01:56:42):
He's immune to bludgeoning damage.
I'm putting this into the chat here so everyone can see I'm
giving it a little bit away here, but we're we're getting
towards the end of this big bloody battle.
Flesh Golem is immune to lightning, poison, bludgeoning,
piercing, slashing from non magical attacks that are not

(01:57:04):
made of adamantine. Oh no, it doesn't do anything.
Well, that means all of my. Attacks were pointless.
They sure were because they wereslashing.
But it's OK 'cause he's at. Full health 'cause he has the
lightning ability and he basically went up to full health
from the lightning. So it's neither here nor there.
I really thought those were resistances.

(01:57:25):
Those are immunities. He's got all kinds of
immunities. He's a little 2 OP.
He's only. A.
Challenge Rating 5 He is considered easy against the four
of you. Yeah, I could do nothing against
them. That's it for the.
Demon Demon looks very. Confused at the flesh golem that

(01:57:46):
just screeches at him, back at him.
Yeah, that's that's it. OK, Next up is going to be dog's
turn. Dog is.
Going to circle around Urbuchin.Getting out of the spirit ward.
Staying in melee range of Urbuchin and dog is.

(01:58:10):
Going to. Cast a spell 4th level
Thunderstep Thunderstep says he can teleport himself to an
unoccupied. Space that he can.
See within range 90 feet and immediately after you disappear
a thunderous boom sounds and each creature within 10 feet of
the space you left must make a con saving throw or take 3 D10

(01:58:35):
Thunder damage. On a failed save they take half
as much damage, and on a successful one they take full
damage. Yeah, so he's casting it at 4th
level so it adds 1D10 to the damage.
OK, reversion, please give me a constitution saving throw.
A Nat 20 for 22A. Nat 20 that.

(01:58:57):
Does save so you only take half damage here for D10?
How much? How much health you sitting
with? 55.
Yeah, Rabushian. You take 24.
Thunder damage cut in half to 12.

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I fall down as. Dog.
Disappears and with a clap of Thunder, he reappears, standing
on the other side of Couch's downed body.
All these oh. Shit, now since I'm not, you
will also. Be in death.

(01:59:41):
Saving throws going forward. Yes, yes.
But I would like to. Try and use either.
My monk. Wisdom or my monk constitution
to do a monk like a will check then you take control of my.
Spirit body in the astral plane realm OK normally I.

(02:00:08):
Would call this. A religion.
Check being a monk, I will let you do a wisdom saving throw.
I'm I'm getting I'm I'm bending my home brewed rules a little
bit. So I'll let you choose a wisdom
save or religion. Your choice.
Where would I find? Oh yeah, now I want to.

(02:00:29):
Do the wisdom OK and I did a. 16. 11 + 5 with a 16.
You. Kind of almost astral project a
little bit. You, you see your unconscious
body on the ground and you are there.

(02:00:50):
You're you're conscious of your no, I don't want to project.
In this realm, I want to projectand take control of my body in
the world in between you want towhere the energy of life and.
Death. Are that would be Mortivus's

(02:01:13):
realm. Where the river runs to the
pillar, this is where mortal souls go when they die, and both
energies of life and death wouldbe there.
It's it is a realm. Where the spirits of the dead
flow down the river, very river of Styx style.

(02:01:34):
So yeah, you, you succeed. You, you are in the realm in
between and you are standing ankle deep in the waters of the
river as you see this torrent ofwater and souls flowing past you
to the left. And as you look down here in the
realm between, you see down at the end of the river is Mortivus

(02:01:58):
Spire. It's a giant, impossibly large
monolith that extends up out of the water at the end of the
river, and the water wraps around it in a Whirlpool, the
water sucking down into an endless abyss.
And the souls that flow down theriver, they reach that Whirlpool

(02:02:23):
and they spin around in the Whirlpool and some spiral
downwards out of sight to to thedepths below.
And you see some spiral around the pillar itself, and they
spiral upward to the sky above and out of sight.

(02:02:45):
And the river itself is just like ankle deep right where you
are standing. Yes, it is deeper towards.
The center so I want to go into like.
A monk meditation right where I'm at.
Calm my mind and try to absorb all the energy around me.

(02:03:07):
Huh. Huh.
Huh, that's what I'd like to tryand do.
This does require a. Religion check.
OK, let me get to. Religion.

(02:03:28):
An 8. As you're sitting there ass deep
in the. Water.
You feel the the cold fingers ofsouls reaching out, trying to
grip onto you, some of them flowing down the river.
You hear the clamor of voices, many saying, not yet, no, I have
things yet I still wanted to do.No, my wife, No, my husband, my

(02:03:50):
children. Like what's going to happen to
my family. You hear all of this cacophony
of voices of spirits flowing down the river.
And as you're sitting there, youhear a voice behind you say,
what are you doing? And we're going to cut to the
next person. We will come back to you.
Yep, so that was. Dog OK, he.

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Cannot do it this turn. He has to wait.
OK, that is going to bring us toAri's the cleric.
Okie, Dokie. I'm going to move right up to
this guy yet again. OK, so I think he has to make
this now because I entered his space.

(02:04:36):
Yeah, so the. Spirit Guardians.
Yeah. Does it?
Does it move with? You yeah, it it's like.
Stays within me like. Emanates from me like yeah
you're right. Ranged areas on self 15 foot.
OK, yeah, so he's going to. Do another saving throw.
That was Constitution. No, it was wisdom.

(02:04:59):
Oh, nice. Pretty good.
Wisdom. Yeah, DC. 15 He rolled a 17.
All so he's. Saved, but he takes half damage.
Damage was 18, so he takes 99 radiant damage then as a.
Bonus. Action I'm going to cast mass
healing word 60 foot range. On a target you.

(02:05:24):
Can see on. Up to five creatures.
So oh sorry, 6 up to 6 creatures.
Of your. Choice.
You can see within range, regainit points equal to 2D4 plus your
spell casting modifier, and the range is 60 feet, so that'll hit
everybody. Or, my friend, you can see

(02:05:45):
Kilbore and you can. See Ribushi and you cannot see
Couch. Can't see Couch from here.
He is on the other. Side of the spinning gear on
the. East side of the pit.
There, if you draw a line between you and him, your view
of him is completely obscured bythe gear and by Dog standing

(02:06:06):
over him. OK, not the overly.
Retcon here. What if I would have cast it
before I would have moved? That would have changed things.
OK. But we can't go back, right?
I don't know. You guys pushed my captain into
the. Pit.
I'll let the DM decide on this one.

(02:06:28):
You can. Definitely heal some reason I
and. Kilbore.
I think you could move again. But you would get an.
Opportunity that's. Yeah, the issue is that's the
third level spell. And it's my last third level
spell, so I would rather at least get up one person so I can
get a better position. So OK, if that's the case, I'll

(02:06:49):
just cast. I'll cast it as a first level
spell on Ribution. OK, so you're going to receive
total of 10 hit points. You get snatched back from the
afterlife, wake up with 10 hit points.
Could you please make a Constitution saving throw?

(02:07:10):
Me that 20 God. Damn it.
Yeah, Dog tried to. React with another counterspell
and. Failed you?
You cast your spell and reversion in the realm in
between. You hear that voice behind you.
You look over your shoulder and you see the cloaked figure of

(02:07:32):
Mortivas standing over you, behind you, and you feel this
menacing presence. And then suddenly you snap awake
on the floor of the arena with whatever hit points it was that
Ari's brought back to you. And as I I tried to send.
A message back to him telling him I will return.

(02:07:55):
For what? His mom.
Yeah, that's interesting. I'm going to think about that.
OK, so. You got some hit points.
Back. OK, so are you still?
Have your bonus action. I believe no, that was.
My bonus action. That was my bonus action.
Yeah, so my action and we already did the damage for this
guy already, so we don't need todo it again.

(02:08:17):
I'm going to go ahead and do shocking grasp again.
OK, Actually hold on a second. Think this guy, you know what?
No, I'm going to do toll the dead instead.
So he's going to make make another.
Wisdom saving throw. ADC 15 or take 2D12 toll.

(02:08:42):
Yeah, 'cause he. Is he has?
Taken. He's already been hurt, right?
Yeah, so if. He saves, she takes nothing.
But if, which? Which save?
Is it? Foretold the dead.
Wisdom 15. OK, fuzz is.
Not very wise. But he did roll a.
Dirty 20-O All right, I guess hetakes.

(02:09:02):
Nothing then OK. And that's, I think that's all
you got. That was a hell of a turn.
Our race. Sorry, sorry Couch trying to get
everybody. Up.
No, that's all good. Next up is Captain Rain, who is
still. Screaming as she.
Falls down the pit couch. That brings us to you.

(02:09:26):
Your eyes snap. Open and.
You 2 are laying on your back inthe river and as your eyes open
you have just enough time to seeour our Ribussian snap out of
existence where you are now and you see the figure of Mortiva

(02:09:47):
standing there and Mortiva slowly turns his head and looks
to you couch and he says busy day for you guys please roll me
a death saving throw. It is AD 20 and you are looking
for an 11 or better now trolls A10 that is.

(02:10:07):
A fail. Is that his?
First or second one? That is his first fail.
Kilbor. Dude I I feel bad your.
Whole night has. Been spent mining.
I did not expect this thing to take up so many of your.
Turns. Swing on that rock.

(02:10:29):
It does not have a ton of hit points left.
I'm not going to risk it. So I'm just.
Going to do can I do like a can I channel divinity and do my
sacred imbue my weapon? I've been seeing all this stuff
going on around me and I I just like to use that and add some
more kick to it. You know, I I would say for the.

(02:10:53):
Context of what you're. Doing you could maybe do that to
try and power your weapon because you think that'll help
you mine to the gold faster. Awesome.
I I would accept that logic. OK.
OK. So let me read it real quick.
Basically, it says when you takethe attack action, you can

(02:11:16):
expend one of the Channel Divinity to imbue a melee weapon
with positive energy for 10 minutes or until you use this
feature again and add +1 to the attack roles made with that
weapon each time. Each time you can use it to deal
its normal damage type or radiant damage.
The weapon. Also, it's a bright light and 20

(02:11:38):
foot radius and dim light 20 foot beyond that.
OK. All right.
Go ahead and make. That a tax wing?
Oh yeah, incoming. About a 17.
Does a 17 hit that? Is a hit.
Go ahead and roll your damage. OK, so I got to add. +4 to this.

(02:11:58):
So 10 so. 14. This rock has got like three hit
points left. Go ahead, make that second
attack. If you hit it, you're gonna
destroy it. Oh my goodness.
Oh, but it's plus. Three, it's plus three 'cause we
have the oil of sharpness, so it's a. 15 Oh yeah, that hits.
Roll the damage. You can't not destroy it.

(02:12:22):
Yeah, yeah. 14 with another swing you.
Shatter the. Stone, you come out of your
stupid days. You are standing there with
Sister Mallam right next to you has she's been clubbing you with
her Mace. And you look around and all the

(02:12:43):
gold around you, you see it's not real.
It's not actually gold. Oh no, the sister.
Mallam is standing there and shesays.
Yes, the height of your greed has finally.
Taken hold. Yeah, I don't care about.

(02:13:04):
That stuff. Oh really?
Because I I would say. That.
Your actions over the last four or something rounds proves
otherwise. That was a.
Little enchanted I think, but. Yeah, I think I kind of want to

(02:13:25):
go help my buddy over there and take my chances with this sister
trying to swing at me, OK? So.
I kind of want to like I. Really want to just.
Like take off and run and jump and try to get right over in
here. So let's see, So what?

(02:13:48):
Is your movement speed. My movement speed is 30 and I
would. Like to take a jump and maybe do
an athletics, an athletic type move.
Do you want to move more than 30feet is what you're saying?
I want to get. I want to get.
I want to do I want to pretend like couch is is home base and I

(02:14:11):
want to go sliding right in there.
I am going to desk you for an. Athletics.
Check. I'm going to allow the rule of.
Cool. But I'm going to tell you right
now, the DC is a 2026. Oh my God.
OK. You jump, run, and.

(02:14:34):
Slide up to couch and you are inthe prone condition there next
to couch and dog. I want to throw some lay on
hands. For my bonus action on couch,
OK, I'm going to give. Him, all 17 couch.
Is going to regain. 17 hit points.

(02:14:58):
Wow, let's go. And.
The hat. Does it for.
Me couch you're sitting there looking at.
Mortivas, who's looking back at you and Mortivas lifts up one
hand, waves his fingers at you once, and you pop awake on the
ground, looking up at the T fling dog looking down at you

(02:15:22):
and Kilbor laying on the ground beside you, his healing hands
healing you. Thank you Bro I.
Didn't get your gold teeth? I was.
Expecting to need them with yourathletics?
Dog looks over his shoulder at sister Mallam and he says.
Leave the barbarian to me. We need to knock one of them out

(02:15:43):
and she says OK, I will help. We need to send them to
salvation. We need to send these evil
criminals to the after World, Kilmore says.
I'm here voluntarily. For the fun?
Well, that's not true. The captain told us you were all
criminals, she says. As it is her term, you got a new

(02:16:06):
captain, you got a new. Captain said no such.
Said no such thing. Where is your.
Captain now all. Right, she says.
Well, my captain's down at the. Bottom of the pit.
But that's OK, because the arena's going to revivify her
after this match. Sure all.

(02:16:26):
Right. She's going to move up and
Kilbor. You're there on the ground.
She's going to let me let me take a look here.
What she can, what can she do? I've been, I've been playing
these guys pretty. Vanilla.
Against all of you, she's going to cast. 1/3.
Level inflict wounds on Kilbor. Kilbor.
Please give me a Constitution saving throw.

(02:16:49):
All right, here we go. Oh, what is that, a 2 + 3 for
A5? Ouch.
Nah, he's back guys. Kilbor is.
Going to take. 4D10. Necrotic damage?
Oh no. Kilbor.
You take. 20. 1. Necrotic damage.

(02:17:13):
Ouch. And AS.
She is standing there, she is going to.
Also cast a bonus action HealingWord on Dog and dog is at full
health. Oh my goodness, we really got
to. Take the dog out to for a walk.
You brought. Me you brought.

(02:17:34):
Me back to die again. We're at the top of the turn
order. Who would like to?
Roll the D4 off odds it's NW evens.
It's Northeast Couch A roll. All right, go ahead, Couch.
Couch rolls of three. Rebrushin.
Please make me. A dexterity saving throw and

(02:17:54):
everyone on the South end of themap.
The demon couch dog. Kilbore and sister are also
making deck saving throws. Rebrushin got a 11 + 6.
Or. Seven couch that is a fail.
Kilbor. That is also a fail, but I do
have light and resistance. You do have the resistance,

(02:18:16):
you're. Right.
OK, Sister Mahalim. She's got a -1 on deck saves, so
she failed. You know what makes my fail
worse? What's that?
The ditch morning was on 19 and.It rolled over.
To the 9th. That always hurts.
Dog and sister also both failed.The gears in the center are

(02:18:38):
whining at a high pitch as they are now dealing out five D6
electric damage. The shattered pylons on the
South end again, spark and rage electricity everywhere.
Everyone who failed takes 16 points of electric damage, and

(02:18:59):
if you passed, you take eight points of.
Electric damage. Aries and Fuzz were the only two
completely unaffected. It's getting rough.
What's the 1st? Gilburn couch you both still.
Standing couch. Has 1 HPI.
Got it. I got some.
Next up is the Flesh Golem. Couch.

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I'm going to ask. You to give me.
A luck. Save.
The The demon's been hitting it,but the demon has not been doing
any damage to it and it's had its eyes kind of set on you from
the very beginning of this fight.
I'm gonna ask you to roll me a luck check to see if it chooses
to attack you or swing back at the demon.

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Just a flat D20. It's it's just a flat D20.
Yep, just. AD20 with no.
Ability Modifiers. No luck tonight.
Cabin Trolls. A7.
Ouch does an 18 hit. Yep.
Oh my goodness. Couch.
Takes. 18. Points of damage cut in.
Half to 9 Should I be raging if I came up from death?

(02:20:11):
Oh, you would not be raging. I'm sorry, No.
You would you would have to use your bonus action to go back
into a rage, but when you go down it's you hit zero and
that's it. So it it doesn't matter how
negative you go, but it is goingto make a second attack on you
as. You hit the.
Ground and it hits you again as you fall unconscious and you get

(02:20:32):
2 fails on your death saves. I got one more in me guys.
Next up is Fuzz. Fuzz has got a.
Bone to pick with Ari's here. He speed is half too, yeah.
Yeah, he's gonna he's. Gonna do what he did again.
He's gonna move away from you. He's gonna go ahead and take

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that. Opportunity.
Attack OK speed is 15. So he can.
Basic just barely get out of thering.
Here. We'll do fire Bolt OK you.
Warcaster, go ahead. What?
Is that a 23? That is a hit.
Burn. 6 fired on each. OK.

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Fuzz is hurt. But he's still.
He's still. Got a bit of life in him.
Anything you're adding to that reaction?
No. OK, Fuzz is going.
To take his shots with that heavy.
Crossbow. At you first shot 16, miss
second. Shot 19.

(02:21:41):
Miss Fuck, what is your AC? 20.
God. Fuck.
Everything. If you.
Really make me mad. I'll make it 25.
Let's go. I know you got that shield
spell. OK, he's going to use.
Another bonus action for anotherone of his second.
Wins going to roll AD 10. Only rolled a fucking 2 so he

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gets back ten hit points. OK, that's it for fuzz.
Rebrushian. We're back to you, yeah.
It's trying to think. Of the best moves.
Well, for my. Bonus action, I'm going to use
my healing potion. OK, so I think that was. 2D. 4 +

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2. 2D4. +2 so 31 so 6 then. I think all I can really do.
I don't get hurt by his guardian, do I?
The spirit? I think he excluded you from it.
Like he chooses the total split.OK.

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Not just Pamela move to use my Max movement to there hold my
action. OK, Next up is the demon.
His. Counter goes.
Down another tick for how long he remains on the map.
He's confused about the flesh golem not being hurt by anything

(02:23:17):
he does. He's going to.
Do a. Luck.
Check here. We're going to see what he how
smart he is and what he chooses.To do.
These guys are fairly intelligent, but let me see
here, OK? Demon's turn is wasted, he
continues. To swing at the flesh.
Golem, which does absolutely nothing to the flesh golem.

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What a weird situation created here.
But Next up is Dog. Dog's got to be running low on
no sluts. Dog pulls A sickle out from his
belt. And on the other side of couch
here he almost gingerly gets to one knee, and with the sickle he

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slices it across Couch's neck, causing 2 automatic fails,
killing Couch the barbarian. No, but that's not.
All he does. Couch, I am going to send you a.
I'm going to send you Adm here everyone sees.

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As the blood pours and spurts from Couch's throat, Dog starts
to draw. Some.
Complex runes on Couch's forehead and on his chest and in
the stone dirt around him and with his turn he is using his at
will ability on a creature that he kills.

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He summons the spirit of Couch and Couch.
I have just sent you a stat block of the creature you have
just become. Oh goodness.
On. Your.
Turn for. All intents and purposes you are

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on. Dog's side.
I'm on the winning team. Let's go.
That is the the. At.
Will action that dog is able to do with his packed ability.
It's not even an action. He then looks at Kilbor and on

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Kilbor. He is.
Going to look at you and be likethat really pesky monk friend of
yours killed the captain. She's probably going to blame me
for that. And yeah, I know you.
Technically didn't. Do it.
But you know, I still blame you for taking my blame.

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He is. Going to cast Eldritch Blast on
you. Does a 25 hit Gilmore?
Yes. Kilbor is going to take. 12.
Points of force damage. Force damage.
Yep, I think I'm out. How much health did you have?

(02:26:31):
8. So yeah.
I'm down. Kilbor is also in death.
Saving throws. Dog looks to Sister Mallom and
he says, God, I thought these guys were supposed to be
weaklings. This was not supposed to be this
hard. And she shrugs and she says,
well, killing. Bad.
Guys is never easy they stand upwhat do you mean bad guys look

(02:26:57):
what you guys just. Did to our friends I mean.
He. Says don't worry, I got the
barbarian. The.
Barbarian spirit is on our side and with that he is going to use
his movement to get away from the demon.
That he no longer. Controls and the flesh Golem and
runs over this way. That is the end of dog's turn.

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That is going to bring us to Aries.
Well, I can't get to. Dog from here well, I'll just
move and then both these guys should be in my.
Little range. At the very least it would have
passed through him, so they bothneed to make Yep, saving throws.

(02:27:45):
11 for fun. He's 15. 10.
For. Dogs, so they both fail.
Let's go. OK, so they're both going to.
Take nice 18 radiant damage is insane.
It's a good one. It's insane.
That your AC is. Fucking 20 and so.

(02:28:07):
I can't even like hit you to tryand make you stop concentrating
on it. We have the golem that give it
our immune. To every damage.
Not every damage. No, not every I could.
Definitely hit him with this. You hit him OK, and then I'm.
Going to do. Yeah, yeah.
What let's do? Toll the dead on the dog.

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Another wisdom, say, of DC-15. OK, 13 failed.
He. Takes.
Another. Well this is 11 necrotic damage
that he is going backed with hellish rebuke.
And he is going to use. His last fourth level.

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Slot to do it so that it is 5D-10.
As the spirits circle around him, he twists his hands in
response as flames erupt from him and he goes yeah we can
fight deities with deities. I don't mind.
I need to make ADC 14 deck saving throw please 21.

(02:29:16):
OK so you take. Half damage of. 15.
And I do need you to make a Constitution saving throw.
And you have to beat a 15 to keep those spirit guardians up.
I'm seeing an 11 here. No, the second one was. 17
because I used the luck point. You're that's your last luck

(02:29:37):
point, right? Oh yeah, that's it.
OK. Unless you magically.
Grant me like a long. Way or long rest.
Like absolutely not Get back. You maintain your.
Concentration from the hellish rebuke as you take that 15

(02:29:59):
points of damage. Anything else?
Ari's What do we do as he looks,as he, as he does?
The hellish rebuke All my flittering angelic creatures is
all turn and look at him all together, like staring at him.
He stares back at them defiantly.
I must see I don't. Think yeah.

(02:30:22):
That's going to be it. I'm done.
That brings us to couch. You mean?
Spectre, Spectre. Couch.
Though normally I would be. The one controlling.
The spectre of. The creature, but that's not
fun, so I do want. That's why I wanted to hand this

(02:30:42):
over to Couch. I trust Couch to play it
honestly as he is now on Dog's team.
But I wanted to give whoever went down and had this cast on
them, they had the ability to continue to play.
So for any of our listeners at home who are like, oh, why is
the other person controlling this thing?
Because that's more fun. So get over it, Couch.

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Go ahead with your turn. Can I move to Aries?
Load on over there. Yeah.
You have a fly speed of 50. And can I use my action?
As life drain, Absolutely. So go ahead and just on.
Your character sheet, just on the bottom left corner, there's

(02:31:24):
the dice icon there. Just roll the D20 and you'll add
forward to that vector. Rolls a 15. +4 for 19.
Is this a? Attack roll.
Yeah, it's a melee spell attack.Oh yeah.
No, that missed. H Guide.
All righty. Good try.

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Good try, good good first round as a.
Spectre. Next up is Kilgore.
Kilbore, could you please? Roll me a death.
Saving throw? Yes, I can, as now Kilbore
finds. Himself in the realm in between.
Come on, how about a 17? That's a pass, all right.

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But I am afraid. It will not matter as.
It is now Sister Mallam's turn. She looks down at Kilber's body
on the ground and she says if only he had had a clearer mind
and stronger faith, he may not have been consumed by greed.
And she lifts her Mace and clubsyou across the skull once

(02:32:30):
causing 2 automatic fails. Oh no.
And then she lifts the Mace a second time and closes her eyes,
and she says, may you go to Mortivus Eternal embrace, you
evil criminal. You deserve to flow down the
river and receive your final judgement by Mortivus.

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And with a sickening, crunching squelch, Aries and Erbusian can
hear as the Mace comes down a second time, Foley caving in
Kilbor, the paladin's skull. And Kilbor is dead.
Dead. No.

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She stands. There for a moment.
And looks at the flesh golem andthe demon that are very occupied
with each other because they've both just been rolling awful
intelligence checks. And she runs up next.
To the specter. Face to face with Aries and she

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says I think so now you did not declare her.
Though I don't. Think.
Do you have to declare? Oh, was she in the she?
Well, no, it was. They're listening.
Oh no, no, that has. No, that has nothing to do with
it. You have to declare your.
You always. Declare like your, your
comrades. But if they're enemies and they

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come into the range, then they have to make saving throw.
See here. Like in the beginning I said,
oh, you just oh, my comrades areexempt.
OK. Right.
Exactly. Yeah, Yeah, yeah.
OK, yeah, she's. Going to make saving throw.
She's the only person who's actually halfway good at Wisdom
and she rolled a nap too. Fuck this fucking spell roll.

(02:34:15):
Roll your damage, Okie. Dokie.
She's. Gonna take. 12 radiant damage.
OK, she used. Her tack and she is going to.
Use her bonus action, her last third level Cure Wounds on
herself and she heals herself for. 20 points.

(02:34:40):
And again, top of the turn ordercould.
Somebody please roll me that. D4 doctor has it.
Yeah, I'm just. Wanting gifts in the chat?
OK with a one that is the northwest quadrant, sparks and
shocks everywhere but there's nobody up there and on the South

(02:35:04):
end that is going to be Ari's couch, sister and dog who take
the electric damage on the southeast side.
Dexterity saving throws please, Including couch.
The spectre I believe, unless you're immune to electricity.
Nope, you are resistant so you only take half damage.
Spectre Couch. DC. 15 Dexterity saving throw.

(02:35:32):
I got 21 all. Right, let me roll for her
sister. Who is literally a -1 in?
Dexterity she failed and dog whoonly has a + 2 dog passed OK.
The. Gears continue to spin faster
and harder. What was it last time?

(02:35:54):
Was it 5D6? Does that sound right?
Doesn't go backwards. Oh.
No, it has been. Getting stronger and.
Stronger if I wrote so many ones.
If you. Failed you took 11 damage.
If you passed you take 6 damage.So dog took 11 and.

(02:36:17):
Sister took. 11 and Spectre couch you would.
Have only. Taken the half damage regardless
because you are resistant to electricity.
About 6. Yep, and.
R ES you passed, so that is alsoonly 6.
Damage to you. I don't know what to do.
The the golem is swinging at thethe demon, it's everyone around.

(02:36:42):
It is dead. I'm going to do a luck check to
see what it chooses to do. These stupid things, these
things did not at all. Do what I.
Expected them to do it, rolled A7.
It's going to take a couple swings at the demon.
These creatures were not supposed to behave this way from
my encounter. That is poor design on my part.

(02:37:02):
Bad DM mud, a miss and a crit for crit damage on the demon.
He does 21 damage, the demon does not.
Like that, but the demon. Is still standing.
This is just me attacking myselfwith my own creature and
role-playing out the demon hitting or the flesh golem

(02:37:24):
hitting the demon. And like DM ING role-playing
between like your own charactersis just a lot like masturbation.
It's it's, I'm just, I'm not going to act it out.
That's all done. That brings us to Fuzz.
Fuzz looks down and Dog waves athim.
He goes. We got the cleric, Don't worry
about him. Take out the monk.

(02:37:45):
He killed the captain and the captain's going to be pissed.
And Fuzz turns, looks back at Rabushi.
And he go. Lowers his Trident and he says
prepare to die criminal. I've heard that before.
He's going. To use.
A bonus action that he. Has No, no, he's not because he
has to use a dash action to do it.

(02:38:05):
Never mind he's just going to run up to you and he's going to
take a couple swings. Rebrushian, he swings that
Trident and does a 12 hit. It does not.
How about a? 15 that misses as.
Well. Fucking rolls these.
Fucking. Fucking.

(02:38:26):
Rolls. OK, that that brings us to
revolution. As far as his stabbing his
Trident over and over, you're just dipping dodge and duck and
all around him. I attack him.
All right, let's give a roll. There's a 20 dirty. 20 here a
dirty. 20 is a hit. He takes more damage.

(02:38:52):
Control in bed on my damage. All right.
I'm going to do my other unarmedattack.
OK, there's a nine hit. 9 missesby a.
Bit, yeah. All.
Right. And then, oh, excuse.
Me, I'm going to use my bonus action and take another unarmed
strike. OK, another 9.

(02:39:13):
Yeah, it sucks. Another.
Low, doesn't it? Doesn't it suck?
When you just. Roll.
Really. Low.
Yes, yes. That's the end of my turn, all
righty. The.
The The demon is down to its last round in the arena.

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It swings uselessly at the fleshgolem.
That's all boring. It is Dog's turn.
What is Dog going to try to do? He.
Is. Out of fourth level spells, he
is out of third level spells. He has one first level spell

(02:39:55):
going to cast an Eldridge Blast.Does a. 22 hit Who's he casting
it at? Aries.
Yield. Oh no.
OK, that. Brings your AC.
Up to 25. That's correct.
OK, the Eldridge. Blast hits your arcane.
Shield and shatters and dissipates against it.

(02:40:18):
How are you looking on spell points?
You've got to be almost out. I'm.
I'm getting close, yeah. Dog is going to use his movement
and back. Up out of.
That guardian area, he's he's and he holds up two middle
fingers at you, flipping you off, and then he waves them at
the guardian spirits in front ofhim, flipping off the spirits.

(02:40:40):
The spirits have hands. They flip them off back.
Yeah, he he's in a a. Bird.
Match. With the spirits.
That brings us to you. Ari's OK, all right.
I am going. To.
Wait, did any of these guys maketheir saves already?

(02:41:03):
They did OK. They already did that.
OK, I'm going to care. Cheer wounds on myself at level
2, that's 48 + 417 hit points back.
OK, well that was my action. I'm just trying to do an unarmed

(02:41:28):
strike on Sister. I'm just like backhanded
slapper. OK?
She begins evangelizing to you. About Mortivus the the God of
the afterlife. Like don't speak to a cleric
like that. And.
I roll a 13. She like your hand just.

(02:41:48):
Like bounces off the. Side of her cheek and she looks
at you confused, she says. But members of the cloth are
supposed to debate. It leads to healthy discussion
and and it helps us find more about the.
Things. That we are following.
Do you also worship Mortivus? I'm like, no, I'm a clerk.
I'm a clerk too. Domain of the Grave.

(02:42:10):
Domain are you? You're one of those.
Evil. Clerics.
I'm not evil, yeah, but you think.
You aren't evil, but you've beenbrainwashed.
I can help heal you. I think you've been brainwashed,
that sounds. Exactly what a brainwashed
person would. Say all right, Anything else?
That you're doing. There, I don't think I could

(02:42:33):
really. I don't think I can really do
anything else all. Right.
Well, Commander, Commander Rain is dead.
I. Couch The.
Specter it is to. You so I can roll AD 20 for
life. Drain the worst one.
Or you could if you wanted it. Instead, you could choose to
move up to. Rubrushian, if you want to pick
on him, it is up to you. Well, let's finish off these

(02:42:56):
spell points. On this guy.
If he's got any left, yeah, go ahead, do.
That do. That life drain.
That's AD 20. Yep, +4. 5 plus. 4Z is that a?
Nat one, yeah. Oh, what?
No. It's a 5.
It's a. 5 + 4 for. 9 He's he's rolling a flat D20, I thought.

(02:43:20):
He was rolling straight. He was fast.
OK, that's funny. Yeah, definitely, man.
Couch, up to you. You do have the ability to.
Move. If there's somewhere else you
want to go, it's your choice. No, I think we'll stay here on
this day all. Right, that will bring us to

(02:43:41):
Kilbor. Who is dead?
And then Next up is Sister. Sister Mallam is looking at you,
Ari. And she goes, no really, I can
teach you more about Mortivus and about the afterlife that I'm
about to send you to. Don't you want to know more
about the afterlife that I'm about to send you to?

(02:44:02):
Oh, actually, maybe I do. Do you have?
Pamphlets. No, but I do have my.
Oh, the all good birds have pamphlets.
She summons Guardian. Of Faith, a large spectral
guardian, appears and hovers forthe duration in a space that she
can see. It's directly above her in front

(02:44:25):
of you. The Guardian occupies the space
and is invulnerable, and it appears from in a form
appropriate to your deity or pantheon.
It is the figure of Mortivas. Any enemy that moves to the
space within 10 feet of the Guardian for the first time on a
turn, or starts its turn there, makes a deck saving throw or
takes 20 radiant damage on a fail, half as much on a save.

(02:44:49):
The Guardian vanishes when it has dealt a total of 60 damage,
so she casts that with her action that is her last 4th.
Level spell. And she is going to do what's
the deck or what's the save? On.
The deck save is. 15 That might sound a little familiar.

(02:45:13):
Oh, I did not make that 1 so. The figure of Hood hovering
above her. That's a Nat one, Ari's, but
it's OK, We're just going to call it a.
A fails, a fail. Yeah, it's a save.
It's not in it, Mortivus. The God of.
Death hovering above her looks down and she says yes, this

(02:45:35):
above me. This is the deity that I was
referring to that you're about to go meet and Mortivus pulls
out this giant double headed warhammer and swings it
spectrally at you. The hammer fully passes through
you but you feel the full bludgeoning damage of 20 points

(02:45:55):
of damage. OK, and I am.
Compelled to ask, are you still?Standing.
Yep. Remember, I healed myself.
You did. Thanks.
Ali. Thanks, Ali.
All right, she then is going to bonus.
Action cast a little cure woundsover at dog.

(02:46:17):
She kills him for 13. We are at the top of the turn
order. There is a chance that this last
blast from the pylons may kill some people. 7D6 Someone rolled
AD 4 odds or evens. Let's see which side it lands
on. Give us a.

(02:46:39):
Roll. Waldo about a 2.
That's gonna be the. North East.
Side with. Ribushian and Fuzz and from the
destroyed pylons in the South. Everyone down there is also
going to take 7D6 electric damage.
These go up 1D6 every round, andthat is how many rounds we have

(02:47:03):
played. Unless I'm lost count somewhere
in here. All right, 7.
D6. Rolling to.
Everyone to. See that is 30 points of.
Damage. No matter what, I'm down.
Give me. Those Dexterity.
Saving throws. We have. 2 rolls of 11.

(02:47:25):
Yeah. Brucian that's. 30 points of
damage. I am down.
Nope, I took it I'm. Down to.
Ari's as the electricity begins to.
Shock you. Two things happen at the same
time. The demon that the flesh golem
has been swinging. At endlessly.
And the demon's been swinging atthe flesh golem.

(02:47:46):
The demon reaches back and it swings, and then in a puff of
acrid black smoke the demon disappears.
The specter takes the half damage and shivers in place as
dog takes 30 points of damage still standing with 17 hit
points and Sister Mallam takes also the full 30 points of

(02:48:10):
damage still standing with 28 hit points.
Sister Mallam grabs you Aries knowing how hard it is to hit
you as the electricity is shocking your body and her
herself is also being shocked. She grabs hold of you tight and
she says truly, you're going to be much happier in Mortivus holy

(02:48:37):
embrace as she is pushing you backwards, the specter of
Mortivus floating above you bothand she pushes you backwards.
R ES head first into the speeding Gears of the engine and
with a wet splattering sound is fully decapitated by the

(02:49:00):
spinning Gears of the electric machine that has been shocking
everyone and she then collapses to the ground as well, still
alive. Rabruchian as you are
electrocuted and Fuzz is also electrocuted.
Fuzz also takes 30 points of electric damage, leaving him
with six hit points. Fuzz watches Rabruchian.

(02:49:23):
As. He jerks and twitches and begins
to lose consciousness, similar to Sister Mallam for the
narrative flair. As we bring this session to a
close, Fuzz impales Rabruchian on his Trident and as the
electricity subsides, he walks over with a Rabruchian to the

(02:49:44):
pit and he says, say hi to the captain, you filthy criminal,
and he throws you into the pit. The crowd erupts into cheers.
As the reigning champions Fuzz, Sister Mallam and Dog Dratus,

(02:50:08):
the 100 to one expected winners of this match lost their captain
but have come out victorious. As the Flesh Golem begins to
stagger around the arena, armed guards come rushing out of the
South and N gates, surrounding the flesh golem and aiming their

(02:50:28):
halberds at it and trying to poke it and push it and prod it
and they guide it to the pit. And the guards swarming the pit
push the golem into the pit as well.
And relief free holds up his hands and he says, yes,
audience. Yes, my wonderful subjects

(02:50:50):
relish in this bloody spectacle here at the Grand Australian
Arena. And the audience is cheering and
Relief Free, holding both hands in the air, is receiving and
empowered by their cheers and blood lust and praise for the

(02:51:11):
gladiator arena battle that he puts on.
And once again, Relief Free grows a little stronger.
This is where we are going to end the session.
But before anyone says anything,I have to say, holy hell, you
guys. You had so many odds stacked

(02:51:33):
against you and there were at least two specific moments I
thought I was really fucked and you guys were gonna somehow win.
That was insane. That was.
Insane. I think.
If the lightning wouldn't have. Kept going we we may have
actually won. There's a chance, yeah.

(02:51:56):
The lightning was. Oh.
That was a bad consequence. It was a consequence.
Oh my gosh, guys. Well, thank you so much for
playing this, the bloodbath episode of the Australian Arena
with our four, as I said, very brave and damn near successful

(02:52:17):
players. Tonight's game was played by
Waldo McCoy, Couch Adventure, Barkoshi and the
Cryptotherapist. I told you guys that you were
set up to lose and you absolutely gave me a run for my
money. Fantastic job.
Despite. Losing.

(02:52:37):
I hope this was still fun, I hope it was a different kind of
experience and for you, the players and to the audience, I
can say Captain Rain and her squad will probably be seen
again in the arena in the future.
And who knows, you guys may facethem again at a higher level and

(02:52:57):
have an opportunity for some revenge.
With that I know that it is wellafter.
Midnight on the east. Coast, we're going to rapid
fire. I want to give you all the
opportunity to do your plugs to shout out any project token,
coin or business or your favorite movie or book.
Doesn't matter what it is. I'm going to start at the bottom
of the list in the reverse orderand I'm going to say

(02:53:18):
cryptotherapist, give everybody your farewell speech.
Yeah, that was, that was great. Definitely challenging.
I'm not upset at all. It was definitely an odd stack
against this, but I think we didreally well overall.
Definitely a key couple key moments that really kind of
shifted the game. I think was, you know, just, you

(02:53:40):
know, that rock shit was really contained Guild war for a long
time that, you know, that in itself, you know, should have
altered the outcome of the wholething.
But that's just kind. Of how these.
Things go, you know, just the fact that you had the, you know,
the demon fighting with the, thesponsor, you know, it's like you
could have predicted that, right?

(02:54:01):
So yeah, I yeah, you know, and when I created, I did, you know,
when I was. Picking out a golem from the
sponsor that Yamas put into the match, I did not realize it was
immune. To so many things.
That's on me, yeah. And just.
And it just happened to be immune to the one thing that
like. Messed everybody else up.

(02:54:21):
But no, it was, it was it was definitely challenging,
definitely well played all the way around.
Everybody did great and definitely had fun.
So yeah, challenge is good. So yeah, definitely fun.
Appreciate playing with everybody again.
It's always a good time. I appreciate you DM ING of
course, Mud and Yamas for all the hard work you do behind the

(02:54:43):
scenes. And yeah, Porsche plugs.
Check out Shiba Sequoia Forest on Twitter.
We have Shiba Fest coming up in September, early first weekend
in September. It's going to be fun.
It's going to be out in Michigan.
Check out the X profile For moreinformation and I'll be talking

(02:55:05):
more about it when it gets closer.
And you can check out what I'm doing on desotomusic.com, which
is what I've been building on Alluvio of the Alluvio
blockchain. So thanks again, everybody, and
have a great night. Thank you so much crypto
therapist. We do have all of your.
Links and people will be able tofind those in the episode
description down below next Barkoshi man, you're you're

(02:55:28):
monk. I get I got a bone to pick with
you Sir. Hey.
I'm just a simple monk trying tobecome a.
God, what can I say? What can I say?
Yeah, I mean, when I built it, Ijust.

(02:55:48):
I stacked all everything into Wisdom, like my feets and
everything. I chose to just boost my stats
so I could just sit there and try to think as much as
possible. That's the idea when I created
it. So it's worked out so far, but
you got me in the end. And then it was only it was only

(02:56:13):
mildly. Vindictive.
To throw you into. The pit as the killing blow.
I thought it. Was very poetic.
On that note, crypto therapist I.
Am sorry for putting you head first.
Into a spinning gear that was. That was a little brutal, I
admit. Well, I did piss him off just

(02:56:34):
making. Most of my.
Saving throws and keeping that that AC20 with a 25 shield
insane. But sorry, Barkoshi.
Back to you, Sir. Have you got any plugs for us
tonight? Yeah, I'm both Barkoshi.
I'm the. Founder of liquid foundry web
three crowd sorry I'm tired and have a double trouble speaking

(02:56:57):
now Web three crowd front funding platform come check us
out the website will be up here soon.
I'm finishing couple of things up.
I know I keep saying that but ifyou know coding once you fix one
thing you break a million others.
So but it should be up and running here shortly and

(02:57:19):
definitely check out the I can'tspeak what the crypto therapist
was just plug in they. Do great work.
You know, with trees and bringing all that back.
I'm I'm I'm rambling and I'm tired, so I'm going to just
stop. You're good man.

(02:57:40):
I know it's I kept you guys up at way past some.
Bedtimes so yes yes it's I'm on the East Coast so.
It's past midnight here for me. Yeah, that's that's my horrible
plug. Pick out a liquid foundry
Sequoia. You, you.
You had me saying it. Wrong in my head.
Sequoia Forest absolutely. And you know what, Varcocia,

(02:58:01):
it's always great because peoplewho are listening to this and
they're hearing your updates episode after episode, you know,
they get to kind of like hear the progress that's being made.
And our hope is, you know, if someone's listening to this,
they'll go check out liquid Foundry and they'll join your
join your socials or follow you on X and and see what the latest
is when they listen to this episode.

(02:58:21):
Thank you for joining us here. Next up, couch Couch.
I think I owe you a special apology.
You're turning me into a specterfor.
Beating you up. And pounding you on the ground
and then having a warlock come over and slit your throat and
turn you into a specter. I had a blast, but I hope it was

(02:58:42):
fun for you. That was great, getting to see
my character at level. 52 attacks per action was was
really cool. Yeah.
But As for my plug Canine Finance, liquid steak and for
Shibarian, we have quests that are live that runs about 90
days. I think we're what, 17 days in,

(02:59:05):
20 days in. So there's still time, yes, full
full time two 2 1/2 months to get your retro XP and you're
earning XP every day that you do.
Actions within bone pressure areliquid staking, DAP and then we
also have E Miami. Coming up in November.
That we're planning for. Getting excited and hope to see

(02:59:27):
you guys there shake some hands,do some demos, get some
networking in and just continue to grow.
Appreciate y'all. Absolutely.
And for our listeners, you mightbe saying.
Hey, K9 Finance, I've heard thatbefore.
They are our sponsor this month and you did hear an ad for K9 at
the beginning of this episode and at the last episode, you
probably also heard me talking about the futurist event in East

(02:59:51):
Miami. Couch is going to be there.
I'm going to be there myself. Our ad for the previous episode
was all about that event. And you can come join us down in
Miami and meet the K9 team. Meet us at the booth.
And yeah, you'll you'll actuallyget to meet a couple of the
people you hear in this show at that event.
So if you're looking to go to the event, be sure to check out

(03:00:12):
the Canine booth couch. Thank you so much for being here
and thank you for being one of our friends over at Canine.
Thank you. Always a pleasure and.
Waldo McCoy, my biggest. Regret of.
This whole session. The.
World's most convincing fool's gold rock.
I'm sorry dude, it got me. Hey.

(03:00:37):
I still had a. Glimmer of hope, you know, at
one point in the evening, you know, it was I had a good time.
It was fun. Still had some fun rolling and
and definitely a a good good battle, good storyline.
I had fun. Glad to hear it.
There there was. A a very fun.
Cinematic moment as you spared Couch one more round of of dying

(03:01:02):
sliding in there, but I I knew you had some plans for him.
I was. I was trying.
I was. Trying couch you Nearly You
nearly ruined everything, Waldo.I know.
What you want to plug but tell all of our.
Listeners, what? What's?
Your plug in tonight, Oh, I'm going to say shit.

(03:01:24):
Coin Shiberium. Check it out at shit coin
shiberium and telegram and shit coin shib on X and yeah go go
hug your family. Go hug a tree.
And yeah, always recommend touching grass, especially with.
The world being the way it is today.

(03:01:46):
Waldo, thank you for joining us tonight.
Thank you for being the designated minor.
There's an extra layer to that joke for all the crypto fans out
there. But with that said, my name is
Mudd. I'm the very happy DM who
actually got to win for once. Thank you so much to the
players. Thank you so much to our
listeners. I hope that this was
entertaining and fun for you as well.

(03:02:06):
Be sure to check us out d&d721.com.
That's where you can find all ofour socials, find all of our
information, follow us on X Telegram, Discord, all the
different places. And if you enjoyed what you
heard here tonight, you can get in on the action and you can
join our socials and raise your hand to play in one of our
games. I know we've been talking about

(03:02:27):
it forever, but the NFT series is coming soon.
It is being worked on by the developer as we speak.
Jim over at Chewy Swap is finalizing the D app and smart
contract, and as soon as that goes live, guys, these cards are
going to be out and live for DND721.
So we on the team are extremely excited about that, but that is

(03:02:48):
it for us tonight. Thank you so much for hanging in
there guys. Well past midnight push in 1:00
AM. I'm going to stop rambling.
My name is Mud the DM. We are DND 721.
Good night everybody, Take care.One more to the side as the Mist

(03:03:20):
Rd. And slow 4 souls on the shore
with a pitiful glow again. Said the God with a roll of his
eye. These thick headed fools simply
refused to die. The barbarian broken and covered
in mud, The monk with a limp anda trail of blood, The pallid and

(03:03:44):
gasped. His armor all cracked and the
cleric looks sheepish. His healing has slack.
Grow the bone, roll the bone, roll the bone, roll the bone.
Sooner or later, everyone grows on the bones.
If ever fire steals what the river has claimed.

(03:04:05):
But more of us waits for the dice to be blamed.
They came back again, not two days apart.
Still smoldering holes where 1 speed of heart.

(03:04:27):
More of us muttered. They simply can't stand as the
monk did, a cartwheeling face planted in sand.
The barbarian spoke with a bladein his side.
I think I done died again. God's know, I tried the power.
I didn't pray though. He's covered in gore and the

(03:04:48):
cleric said I just needed one more.
Roll the bone, roll the bone, roll the bone, roll the bones.
Sooner or later, everyone grows on the bones, revelled by steals
what the river has claimed, but more of us waits for the dice to

(03:05:10):
be blamed. But fate caught up on the 13th
try. No more scrolls.
No healing nigh. The dice clattered and fell on
the wand, and all four slipped from the realm of the sun.
More of us blinked and poured some tea.

(03:05:30):
Welcome at last. Just stuck here with me.
He laid out some chairs and ghostly bread.
The rivers waiting. You're officially dead.
But just as the river began to. Swell a light Vista gloom with a

(03:05:51):
radia yell a hand reached out from a world still warm, and
then they were gone in a clerical storm.
More of us groaned and kicked over his cup, revived again.
I just give up. He waved to the sky and gave a

(03:06:14):
deep sigh. Next week again, I suppose
they'll die. Roll the bones, the bones, roll
the bones, the bones. Sooner or later, everyone grows
the bones. Revivify steals what the river
has claimed, but more of us waits for the dice to be blamed.

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