OneShot: Gutspool Part 1

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Good evening everyone and welcome to DND 721 Community DM
event. I am your DM Parkosi and I will

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be guiding you through this adventure today.
Before we getting to our introductions with our players,
I need Hillbour and Aries to roll a religion check, I need
Couch Adventures, Sod and Professor Boomingham to roll

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Constitution savings rows, and Ineed first.
I don't know how to say Dirk character's name yet, but your
character needs to roll a naturecheck.
What a way to start, Barkoshi? Do you want to hear these roles
right away? Yes.
Professor Boomingheimer, 21 Constitution Save.

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OK. Council adventures starting out
strong with the Nat 1 + 5 for six.
No. That's par for the course.
Kilborn rolls A5. OK.
Bud rolled a Nat 20 for a 26. All right, not playing around.

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Yeah. And he's ruled a 5 - 1 because
although he's a cleric, apparently he's not overly
religious. So he got a slim.
Oh no. Starting off strong.
I have no idea what's happening and I'm.
Me neither. I'm I don't, I don't know what's

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happening and I'm here for it. OK so for everyone that failed,
you guys are in your night nightly routine to go to bed and
all of a sudden you just start to get sick and you just start
to puke This rancid, you know, vial out of your body.

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You don't even know what it is and it just denses up your room
and in it is just a note that says you are tonight's
contestant. Welcome for everyone that passed
their test. They just find on their night
stand the same note right beforethey go to bed.

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You guys go to bed and you wake up.
Your eyes open to total darkness.
The air is thick, humid and meaty and it smells like a
copper and sugar. As your senses return, you
realize you're laying on something soft.
Not soft like a bed, soft like muscle.

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The red velvet walls around you pulse deadly, but undeniably.
You see other sleeping figures, the other party members lying in
separate pods. A warm breeze blows, but there
are no windows, just a mouth shaped flap at the far end of

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the tent slowly opening and breathing.
And welcome players to Cups pool.
Now let's do our introductions. And if you guys want your
characters to know each other, there's a time when you can make
that connection. And if you guys do not know each

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other, you know that's OK too. But this is the time where you
can either look up and see and realize who's all there with you
and introduce your characters tothe crowd.
I I do have to ask, were we magically transported here while
we slept? Yes.

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You guys want to bud and then you are magically transported to
this room and you are just waiting to know, OK?
All right, I suppose I could start.
Hi everybody, I'm Yamez playing Thud Argoth.
He's a half orc echo night fighter.
Grew up in the slums of Ashfelian and join the military

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there to, you know, go for fame and glory, but, you know, ended
up kind of guarding the city forthe most part.
Yeah, I would say looking around, he doesn't really
recognize anybody. He has this faint, faint feeling
that he recognizes 2 of the people from some gladiatorial

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posters from the Australian arena.
He's never actually gone and watched the arena battles more
just guarded the door and heard the the the speaking and the
cheers and everything like that.Waldo McCoy here playing Coming
back with Kilbor Kostas. Boy, he kind of wakes up and

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he's smells this nasty stuff andwipes his mouth off and looks
over at couch and says damn, is this what you do every time you
wake up? No more I have.
I have been carried and magically teleported to multiple
places in my time and I'm all I can say is I'm glad.
To see you with me. Good to see.

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You couch adventures here. Level 4 human Barbarian and my
plot of awakening has finally transformed to an awakened
shrub, so I am excited to see ifI can bring him into combat
tonight. Go ahead and Chris and introduce
yourself and your player team everyone.
Hi, my name is Chris. My character's name will be

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Utred. I am a Wood.
Elf. I am 2 levels druid and three
levels Ranger. I have a an owl with me and a
albino black bear. What's that polar bear doing?
Well. He's not really a polar bear,
but all of my magic is ice basedso everybody's kind of white

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instead of just regular stats orblack bear but.
Yeah. Polar bear.
Cool. And now last but not least, the
crypto therapist. Oh well, no, he's like last.
I guess MUD didn't go yet. Sorry.
That's true. All right, crypto therapist back

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here for another session. He'll be playing.
Aries War Storm again. He's a human cleric, and this
whole thing is really. About.
War so should be interesting if we get into any.
Scuffles He had this vague dreamand he got his hip chopped off,
but he's. Sure that that was just a dream

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that wouldn't actually happen inreal life.
Hopefully not. And now last but not least, our
normal DM but turned player Mudd.
Hi everybody, my name is Mudd, very excited to be playing
today. I am playing Professor

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Boomingheimer, a level 5 High Elf wizard from the Order of the
Scribes. Professor Boomingheimer is a, as
you might guess, a professor at a wizarding college.
And he saw the letter on his night stand as he was putting on

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his nightcap and his sleeping gown.
And he saw the note and was absolutely titillated by the
prospect of an adventure. And he immediately changed into
his adventuring gear, put on hisbackpack, stuffed as much stuff
into it as he could. And he's waking up here, yawning
and stretching, feeling great from a 21 on his con save.

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And as he rolls over, everyone can hear the wheezing sound of
the bagpipes that he jammed intohis backpack.
Oh boy. Bagpipes.
Intriguing. Yes, Professor Boomingheimer is
a order of the scribes, but a not too closely guarded secret.

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He is a passionate and aspiring musician.
He also has a little drum and a small hand trumpet which are
also attached to his backpack. OK, what?
What a stite. So as you guys make your

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introductions, get to know each other, the flat keeps opening
and closing and you start to realize that the room you're in
is starting to get smaller and smaller, forcing you guys
outside and with that, if you guys launch the map.

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So as you guys are forced out into this open Rd. a huge parade
starts going on. You see from the Central Augury
Rd. slithers a welcome parade, awheeled stage made from bone and
sinew, A marching band composed of animated organs and headless

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dancers and a skeleton Butler. Master of Ceremonies Mr.
Bonesworth walks up to you guys and says welcome, Welcome to the
carnival that never ends. You guys were invited here to
participate in our main event. We have 4 events but you guys

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must complete 33 before midnight.
But before you guys go out into this town you need to pick your
role for the carnival and outcomes. 2 skeletons pushing
this large cart that just has different masks on them.

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One is labeled Acrobat, 1 is labeled strongman, 1 is labeled
trickster, fortune teller, animal trainer, fire breather,
magician and clown. Mr. Bonesworth tells you guys
you must pick one mask and one mask only and put it on for the

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show. Thud reaches over for the
strongman mask. Ringheimer is just vibrating
with excitement and he wanders up and he goes, Oh yes.
Oh, absolutely. Well, would it be a little?
What? What do you are?
Are any of you my students? No, I don't think so.
Would it be too on the nose if Ichose the magician mask?

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Go for it. How about you?
Do. Whatever you want.
How delightful. And he puts on the magician
mask. No, OK.
We're asked if anybody else wants the Acrobatics 1.
What can couch at that? You want the Acrobatics 1.
I feel like I'm going to need some luck tonight.

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Go for it, I don't care what were the other ones.
You have strongman, prickster, fortune teller, animal trainer,
fire breathing magician, and clown elbow magicians taken.
So just clown. Those strong men and.
Oh Oh yeah, and strong man, I'm trying to write type them down

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who has what? And then couch.
You said you had the Acrobat. Yes, Field War was nice enough
to let me grab that one. What should I get, a fire
breather or clown? Fire breather.
Yeah, you're a dragon. Thud turns to Kilbor.
Says You're a dragon board. You look familiar.
And he looks at the fire breathing mask and be like, what

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are you waiting for? You know you want it.
Kilbor grabs the fire breather mask.
That's right. That's right.
Kind of looks. At it, put it on slowly.
Oh, it's going to be like that, OK.
OK so just to recap real quick, Madamas, you had the thud, you

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had the strongman. Bloomingheimer has the magician
couch, acrobatics, Tilbore, the fire breather.
Yes. OK.
What's left? Animal Trainer.
Animal Trainers. But Thud nods approvingly.

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Yeah. I feel like most of these make
sense except for mine at this point.
OK, So what we have left is trickster, fortune teller or
clown. I didn't even think of it Couch
if you would like the strongman one.
I would trade you if you would prefer the strongman 1.

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Well, both, but there's a got. Well, I'm a fighter.
You're a fighter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You want to switch. Yeah, we can switch.
I'll take acrobats and Couch will take strongman.
I can feel the rage building already.
OK, you said. What was left?
Clan. What was it?
Fortune teller and trickster, I mean, I guess.

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Fortune teller. I don't know you.
Know he's really fit with the clerk, but that's fine.
I'll do fortune teller. OK, so say you said fortune
teller. Yeah, fortune teller.
OK, so I'm just going to read the effects of each of the masks

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now, but I'm not going to tell. Go through and say who has what.
You guys know what you have. Just keep things moving.
If you have questions, I mean, just ask and I do have it marked
and I'll go more into detail. So the acrobats you get plus
one. The Acrobats, but it is also
cursed. You must flip or twirl whenever

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moving more than 10 feet. The strong man You have +1 to
Athletics, but must flex dramatically before attacking.
The Fortune Teller You have +1 to Insight.
Must obviously predict doom. Every short rest animal trainer

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can cast Stick with the animals once a day, but you're allergic
to Fleur sneeze in beast combat,and you do have a beast next to
you, so you'll be sneezing quitea lot.
Hey fire breather. Once a day you can breathe 50
feet. Fire 2D6 flammable breath, prick

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fails, causes self damage. Magician plus Wanda Arcana.
Any failed spell has a 50% chance to summon domes.
I'm sorry, summons what? Doves.
Doves OK. But love you back.
Now Mr. Bonesworth explains thatthere are four different events.

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There's the Bone Carousel, the Hall of Laughter, the stomach
stall, and then the splittering state.
You guys must complete three of these trials to be able to leave
this hellish nightmare carnival.And then with that, the parade

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takes off. The tent behind you closes up
and you are now standing in front of a beating heart of a
divine being. I To the South you see the stage
with the crowd. Straight in front of you is a
stall with the whole with the chef cooking food.

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To the north of that you see a carousel made of flesh and bones
just walking in circles. And then to the north of that is
a mirror house looking building and then just north to you is a

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tent that says out of order. Sud Sud reaches over and grabs
the Druid. Art, Art Todd Utred, Utred
Utred. Yeah, Sud grabs Utred.
The he says you're a druid. What do you think about them
flesh horses over there? Look, looks like they need a

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sandwich. And they look a little skinny.
Boomingheimer's pulling his bagpipes out of his backpack
noisily, and he's pointing at the stage, he says.
Did he say something about performing?
Was there supposed to be a performance on stage?
Would anybody like to join me? I have a drum, I have a trumpet,
I have my bagpipes, which I'll play.
I think you're a bit excited. You may end up getting hurt.

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Well, this is. Very exciting.
It's not every day you just get absolutely magically spirited
away to a carnival of any kind, especially 1 like this.
Boomhauer, I love your energy. Oh, my students are going to
love this. They're not going to believe me.
Oh wait, where's the skeleton guy?
Is there a souvenir booth somewhere for later?

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The parade, the skeleton guy, the tank, it all just vanishes
and all you see in the streets now.
Or, well, give me a perception check.
Absolutely. Kilboard gets a 2.
Boomingheimer got an 8. So it just looks like normal

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everyday people walking up and down enjoying this nice magical
carnival. That's a shame.
Maybe I'll find one later. Is the ground flesh.
Yes. Yes, it is.
OK, OK, I think Thud sees this nerdy wizard guy, you know,

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frantically looking like a a freaking kid at Disneyland and
reaches down, grabs a fistful offlesh and with his, you know,
axe just slices a little bit andhands it to him and says here
you go. You might want to hold on to
that. Well.
Grabs a hold of flesh like a. Skin tag, Yeah.
He reaches into his backpack andhe he pulls out like a a bundle

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of burlap sacks and he goes, yes, absolutely.
I I definitely want to study this later and holds open the
burlap sack for the bundle of floor flesh.
That just drops it in the bag. He he labels the bag floor
flesh. Oh, this is nice I So what do

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you guys want to try? Do you guys want to ride the
flesh pony or you guys want to go grab some food?
Or you know this this skinny guywith the the windbag thing seems
to want to jump on a stage somewhere.
What y'all thinking? You know, Couch had a pretty
long night throwing up before I was teleported here, so I'm
going to stay away from food as long as possible.

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Children. OK with that statement.
You listen to me. Stop walking on a nice dinner
really help my appetite either. I'm assuming we're squelching.
Yeah. Well, knowing that, knowing that
at least somebody has expressed interest in something here,
Thud's going to go ahead. Which which way is the

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performance stage? Thud is going to go out.
Down to the South with the crowdin front of it.
OK, I think Thud is going to do a few forward flips, cartwheels
and and and whatnots as he makeshis way over to the stage.
And who all goes with them? On his way, he's He grabs the

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professor by the scruff of his neck.
Because you're coming with me. You want to do this?
Let's do this. Hey, Hunter just thinks you're
like putting your hand around him and he throws an arm around
your neck too, and he goes, oh, this'll be great.
You're very acrobatic. You could be the stage dancer.
I'm your huckleberry. Couch follows them to the stage.

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OK, I guess we're not splitting up.
I wouldn't split up. We've got to complete four of
these or three of these. We might as well stick together
and and hammer hammer through it.
OK, who? Is all going to perform on
stage? Well, son's couch has to flex

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before every attack. You're feeling pretty good at
showing up my mouse's hair. I think Thud's going to stand up
either in front of or behind. I don't know Professor, you want
center stage. I I certainly don't want to make
the show about me, but I mean it.
It should be. But you know, all of us as equal

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members on stage. Thud is currently hand standing
on one hand while he's talking to the professor.
Do do you think you could, do you think you could hold me up
on a foot and I could perform onyour feet?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the crowd would love that.
Thud Thud drops down, grabs the professor, tosses them up, and

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then goes back to the one handedhandstand and just hopes that
the professor lands on his foot on the on his upright foot.
Vargoshi, what kind of roles would you like from me and Thud
here? There's got to be roles.
Oh yes, yes. So explain that to me one more
time. What exactly?

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So. I yeah Sod walks over to
Professor Boomhauer and throws him up in the air, picks him up
by the scruff of his neck, throws him up in the air, says
land and hops up and does a single armed handstand, putting
1 foot up so that Professor BoomBoomingheimer can can land on

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his foot and start playing the whatever instrument he chooses.
I I would need Spurs from Yam asa strength set. 1st a strength
check. Yes, because you're throwing
them up. Let's go.
OK, all right. Does a 21 allow me to throw that

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scrawny little wizard? Yes, I was going to look at his
size to come up with the DC, butit was not going to be anywhere
near that. So that passage, Professor
Boomenhauer, just gets lifted upand tossed into the air and are
you doing flips or, you know, what exactly are you trying to

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do in the air? Just just land and balance on
his foot in order to perform in this kind of circus act.
Then yes, I would need an. I sink an Acrobat pack for that.
Can I give him the help action by moving my foot under him?
I'm the Acrobat here. Well, I'll give you the choice,

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either an Acrobat or a Dexterity.
Well, wouldn't you just like to know what I have a zero in for
both. I move.
I move my foot underneath him ashe's as he's falling.
I I assume you just wanted a a flat roll.

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Yeah. DC.
Well. How?
Is your. Fast fork and then what do?
You I'm a high alpha. A high AL, So you're like
medium, like 6 foot, yeah. Yeah. 10B and a half fork.
I'll make this ADC 12. He should be big enough where

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you can land pretty good on. This side, we got a 40% chance
here. Let's go.
That's a 16 there. You still in the money?
Professor Brumenheimer lands on his foot, just as surprised as
everyone else that he stuck the landing.
You good up there? You good up there.

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I might start dancing. You start playing, I'll start
dancing. Oh yeah.
Yep, Yep, I'm, I'm ready. He's like blowing up the airbag.
Yep, I'm ready. The God awful sound of bagpipes
fills the fills the air. Well, we don't know the quality
of it yet. Could be good.
What's what's everyone else doing on stage?

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What else is going on? Couch is just admiring the
acrobatics that he just witnessed.
Kilbor's. Kilbor's back in the back behind
the crowd, just kind of scanningwhat's going on around around
him, behind us. Yeah, Roll.

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A perception check? Perception check?
How? About an 18.
So you realize everything is everybody and everything is dead
with an 18. Also roll an insight with that
and with an 18 it'll be a lower DCDC time.

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Meets it. Meets it.
All. Right.
You. Realizing that everyone is just
kind of doing a routine, like like they're not really
controlling themselves. It seems like it's all mimicked

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and being controlled. But everybody here, you know,
you see different, you know, like half elves, elves,
dragonborns, orcs, goblins, but they're all undead and they're
just, you know, just part of this carnival.
It's what you're noticing while you're hanging in the back.

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So Kilbor, he does a little Dragonborn over there to you
Trudinarys. And I say, guys, there's a lot
of dead people around here, and they're just like walking around
like robots. This is weird.
Yeah, yeah, I went to bed not wake expecting to wake up to

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this. This is a a situation, isn't it
too. So what you suggest me do?
Just try to. Perform my way through this.
Or, I don't know, start hacking and flashing?
I think we got to do the. Work.
I just got to think. He's right.
I just think. Slug through it.
Yeah, all right. We need to be on guard here as I

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take out my long bow. Yeah, keep us safe while we
conform up here. Yeah, I don't know.
I'm not much of A performer. I might be able to do like the
Macarena or something, but yeah,I don't know.
But Fudd shouts over to the other people of the party.
He was like, hey guys, I got another foot over here.

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I'm going to pass at you. I don't think I'm going to be
able to get this all right. So just real.
Quick. So the the the the you.
You the the nature person, the druid.
I don't know your name yet. Does your does your albino bear

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know how to dance maybe, or juggle or anything like that?
I I don't know about dancing, but he definitely can scratch
his ass on a ball. That's a thing you like to
watch. That sounds.
Loopty loops. I mean, he's a bit of a doofus.
It's fantastic. I, you know, look, I, if you
look at the crowd, I don't thinkthey're very picky about their
entertainment. Oh.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thud switches arms, you know,
gives the, shakes the other one off a bit, kind of cracking his
neck. Boy, this crowd is really dead.
Yeah, OK, we got. SOAP, just real quick, So on on

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the map is everybody where they want to be at.
Yes. OK, who's the pose?
That makes more sense. OK.
And and then couchy, you are performing as well on stage then
or you're just protecting. Oh, good question.
I think are you like flexing in the corner there?

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Yeah. Like not.
Like doing well. If I do have to perform, it's
while fighting when I have to flex.
Oh. You could still be the strongman
selecting in the background. Absolutely.
All right, so with that I need performance roles from all three
of you on. Stage.

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Oh damn, I got a -1 to that. Oh.
Cap trails a 8 - 1 for A7. You don't want to know what I
rolled. I rolled A2 3 - 1.
Not looking good stringing guys.OK, I have a question you guys.
I have a + 5 to performance. However, with how low you guys

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rolled, you think it's worth risking using the ring of
critical summoning to potentially pull a Nat 20 for us
out of this? I totally forgot I had that.
OK, I think it's. It's either a net so for the

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listeners at home, there is a home brewed item that is a part
of the item pool for this adventure.
One of them that I chose for Boomingheimer was the ring of
critical something ADND 721 custom home brewed item.
And what this does is when it comes down to the wire and you

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are in a do or die situation, all or nothing, and you're
saying to yourself, I don't knowif I'm going to die on this
hill, but someone is. You can activate the ring of
critical something. This ring has 1D4 charges every
morning and every morning you roll for the number of charges.
They do not stack A roll over. When rolling AD 20 for a save
ability check or attack, you mayinstead of rolling AD 20, flip a

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coin. Heads is a Nat 20, tails is a
Nat one, and you may not use this for death saving throws
because you have already died onsaid hill.
So if the guys feel like yeah. Yeah, I think we went.
We rolled so poorly. Even if you roll A, unless you

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roll a Nat 20, I don't think there's any savings.
This week rolled like shit. Yeah.
I. Will say there is no way for you
to pass this without rolling in that 20 at this point.
It was it's ADC 30 which you guys combined and you guys are
at 9:00. So you need 20 and one well, but

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you have a + 5. I do, I do, yeah.
So you lost. OK, well first thing I need to
do Barkoshi, is I need to roll AD 4 to see how many charges I
have on this ring, so I'm going to roll that for you first.
OK. Guess I, I want to be very
clear. I am not rolling.
We're using AD 4. Evens are heads, tails are odds.

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This is rolling for my charges and I I got a 1, so I can only
use this thing one time. All right, guys, here we go.
D4 evens. Evens are heads.
Odds are tails. Oh, fed it, yeah.
It's a one that's that's a critical fail.

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OK, so from the audience comes atournament tomato.
Let me you roll General. Dice.
I hate how DM. Dice roll so everyone on stage

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take one damage and got a tomatothrown at them.
What your deal? I'm going to hide all the non
PCs non attackers. And one damage.

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Yeah, one damage. Gotcha.
I guess that is a later damage. See, how do I?
Oh, that's the butter. I need everyone to roll
initiative. Fudd it funny, Fudd ain't a
stranger to having produce thrown at him.

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Oh my map. Crash.
Couch rolls an 18 + 3 for a 21. I rolled a 13 + 2 for.
Yeah, I rolled a 16. I got a 1613 plus.
Cowboy Cowboy rolled A-15 got. There, he's rolled a 14.

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Hummingheimer got a 16 as well and.
Same as me. What's your dad?
Zero. So you would go before you
would. Go yeah before me.
So with that it will be Pouch adventures utred after utred.
It is the Heckler Thud, the professor Kilbor and Aries.

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So go ahead and let's start off with couch servancers.
What do you do? I've.
Had a I've had a tomato thrown at me and so I'm going to rage
now and ready to view whatever is necessary.
So you guys do see the Heckler on the map now, right?

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Yes, Sir, the. One right?
Yeah, and then the rest of the crowd is hidden now.
Yes, yes. So do I have do I have
permission to move off the stage?
Yeah, yeah, this is your. You have your movement, so rage
is your bonus action, so you have your action and movement
left. Yes, so bonus action for rage

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movement. Straight to the Heckler and
let's take a sling at him. All right, give me an attack.
Roll booming, Heimer shouts. It's not his fault we did a bad
job. My couch rolls and that.
Switches arms. Damn.
Oh. Nice couch that is a hit.
So I take my long sword in both my hands and I make sure to do a

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nice flex with my biceps and swing that sword all.
Right, give me the damage. Couch rolls a 3 + 4 + 4, four
and 11. Oh.
He is stealing that. So Couch gets angry, let's out
of rage, Trump's off this stage and just hacks into this undead

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crowd member that's tossing tomatoes at the crew.
Is there anything else you wouldlike to do?
That's to do it for me. All right, with that, it is
Utred's turn. So I'm going to kind of look at

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him and put a bit of a snarl andhe's going to need to give me a,
an, an intelligence check. OK?
He was not very smart. Is it a check or a savings
throw? Savings throw.
OK, what's? Oh, it does not matter if he

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rolled a tune. OK, so with that snarl, he gets
a little piercing in his mind bymind sliver and he takes 6
points of damage. What kind of damage is that?
Psychic damage. And.
Now the Heckler needs to roll A1D4 and then minus that to any

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other saving throws. No cash.
Well, he is resistant to psychicdamage, so he only takes half
damage. Oh, OK.
And then I roll A1D4 you said. Yes.
And that's my negative modifier.So it's a three, right?

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So you minusing 3 on any saves that you make until the until
the end of your next turn. OK, nice.
Nice, good turn, good turn also.DN because I had an astral with
long sword that is SAP so he hasthe creature has disadvantage on
its next to tackle. OK, perfect.

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Good catch couch and then ultra.Do you have anything else you
would like to do? No, not I'm, I'm I'm right where
I need to be. OK, then it is the hecklers
turn. Sweet.

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Got any more tomatoes there, buddy?
Oh yeah, and in fact, that is what he's going to do.
He is going to throw a tomato pouch for running at him.
So we'll do that one first. That arranged attacks or a

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disadvantage, Yes, it would be could catch.
So he rolled an 18 and a 14 and has to use the lower roll.
So 14 couch. Does that hit?
Be a 18. Then no it does not.
He's going to throw one at Bootrib for doing some weird

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things to his mind. Does a 13 hit.
Oh it does not I, I, I sneeze sohard that I went down to 1 knee
and I missed the the the the tomato misting.
Nice. Then he is going to try to take

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a throw at. Let's see, I think he would
throw it at Sud. You sure can try.
Does a 17 hit. Meets it, beats it.
Oh OK, so then damage. It's one point of damage, right?

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No, that's just. What I roll, it's just.
It's just one. It's just one point of tomato
damage. It is 3 points of tomato damage.
Oh, I'm done. We.
Got him in the eye. That's right.
I only had four hit points. Oh well, now you're down.

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Give me death baby throws. No, no.
OK, what's that one? The heck?
Oh, no, you're you're seeing more to have more Davis that the
Heckler is going to end its turnand it will be the Albear's
turn. It's just the owl and he's just

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going to come over here and get the help action to to whenever
comes up and tries to attack this Heckler.
So he's kind of like screeching out his face and trying to
distract this Heckler guy, give advantage to the next guy
attacking. OK.
OK, then what's that? It will be.
Oh, is that the end of his turn then?

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Yes. What's that?
It will be Sud's turn. OK, now I need to check with the
person standing up on my foot. You ready for this?
Right, 'cause I'm going to hand walk down the stairs and then do
a backflip to land on my feet and reach up and catch Professor

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Boominghammer and make sure thathis feet are planted straight on
my shoulders. And then I am going to step up
to the Heckler and I'm going to swing my great axe at him.
Boy, you're throwing them up, doing some back.

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Slips, I think you're making this harder than it needs to be.
OK, I gently set him down. I gently set him down and do a
barrel roll down the stairs and then run up to the Heckler.
Yeah, I gently set him down. Yeah, ain't no funny acrobats

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going on here, but. Me Heimer still manages to like
roll his ankle as he sat on the ground and.
Then I am going to bonus action.No, I'm going to hold that.
No, I'm going to do it. I'm going to go ahead and bonus
action manifest Echo. And he he, he kind of like takes

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a deep breath, let's it all out out at once, and his past self
appears behind the Heckler. So there is now 2 of thuds.
For those who don't know, manifest echo.
I meant magically manifest an echo of myself in an unoccupied
space within 15 feet of me. This echo is magical translucent

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Gray image of myself that lasts until I dismiss it or until I
manifest another echo. It has an AC of 14 plus my
proficiency so that would be 17.It has one hit point and
immunity to all condition and a whole bunch of other stuff.
Basically it acts as me if I choose to.

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Then there's other things like teleporting to it and and I can
make the attack, make my attack action with either of us stuff
that we will find out during theshow.
So I manifest echo as a bonus action and then I am going to
take the attack action which I get 2 of or two attacks here

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with my great axe does a 19 hit.Remember you had a patent.
To the owl, but I guess it doesn't matter.
Or advantage. Advantage for the owl.
Let me roll to see if I get a new hit.
Yeah, No, but just in case. I got an AT20.
Yeah. So 23.
I'll take the 23. Yeah.

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All right, that hits. Oh.
That is 7 damage on that one andthen I am going to go ahead and
take my second attack 24 hit. Do I get advantage on both
attacks for that with the help action?
I will say everybody that attacks, I'll be nice and say

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everybody that attacks this round has a bandage until he
tells the Val to do something else.
OK, well I got 24 on that one. And that is a hit.
And that is a hit and that is 12more damage.
So I have savage attacker once per turn when I hit a target
with weapon I can roll the weapons damage twice and use

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either roll against the target. Could I have done that for my
first swing? Yeah.
And we didn't move on. So that was the seven.
Go ahead and re roll the damage and we'll see what it is.
It goes to a 13, so it's going to be a 13 and a 12 are the

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hits. OK, so another's damage.
Yeah, I knew I had that. I just wasn't sure where I could
use that. And then I read that it was for
after an attack, you know? Yeah, no, it was year round.
You did your two act, you know your two swings.

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We didn't get far. It's not hard to recount that.
I'd I'd like to visualize that As for that first hit I swung
didn't quite do as much damage, so my past self took that swing
away from me and swung in itselfand got a 13.
So visually. Fair.

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Nice. And then with that, do you have
anything else you would like to do?
No, I believe that will be it. OK.
And your echo that. Might.
Just go with your initiative. Yeah, I choose basic.
In a nutshell, I can attack frommyself or my echo, or I can

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teleport to my echo and in certain situations my echo can
get bonus stuff. Like to kind of explain that
I've got 3 uses of unleashing Carnation which I heighten my
echo's fury. Whenever I take the attack
action, I can make an additionalmelee attack through the echo.

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So that would be 3 attacks. I did not do that this term.
So yeah, no, I, I'm, I'm not, I'm not unleashing Incarnation
this early. There and then that.
Will be my turn. It will, you know, bring us to
Professor Booming Heimer. Hey, how's this Heckler looking?

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Is he? He's looking pretty beat up, but
he is looking like he can go fora little while.
Umingheimer realizes like this guy, like they did a bad job.
Like he he pulls out his little hand trumpet and he goes womp,
womp on it and realizes like guys, guys, this is not his

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fault. Like we, you know, it was a bad
performance. Like I, you know, I don't know
what's wrong. We don't have to kill the
Heckler and he's going to past the spell charm person.
One humanoid you can see within range makes a Wisdom saving
throw. It does so with it.

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What's that? He does it with the -3.
Yep, Yep. So he'll he'll have the -3 he
does it with advantage because we are fighting him.
But on a fail, the target has the charmed condition until the
spell ends or until you or your allies damage it again and the
charmed creature is friendly to you.
When the spell ends, the target knows it was charmed by you.

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So I'm going to cast this at first level and try to charm
him. He has to make ADC 15 wisdom
saving throw so. With immunities, do I just tell
you he's immune or do I roll thesavings throw and go through
that and then tell you it's immune?
Well, that sucks. I really should have saw that

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coming. Well shit, that's that's my
turn. That's.
A big old. Big old wasted spell slot.
Sorry, Mom. Boomingheimer shouts out.
Just to be clear, these things are immune to being charmed.

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I thought maybe we could make itup to him and be friends, but
apparently not. The good thing I'm not very
charming. All right, so is there anything
else you would like to do? Does he?
Still have a bonus action? Let.
Me see here. I don't.
Leave. Yeah, I'm just gonna stay up on

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stage. I have some bonus actions, but
none of them are helpful. So Nope, that's my turn.
OK. I'm gonna, I'm gonna stay up on
stage, out of his way. And the DM frauded Muds playing
or Professor booming how Heimer's playing with his

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immunity and we go to Kilbor. I will never emotionally recover
from this. Hmm, Kilborn's going to test his
Longbow skills here and and and see if he can't hit this this

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Heckler here. Now before you do, I would like
to remind you your good buddy Couch who you like to shoot is
standing right there. Bouch is so.
Dread right now. Go ahead.
Bark. Go ahead, bark, say, say the,

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say the punch line. Just don't.
Roll in that one, yeah. He said it, he said it.
It wasn't. Me, he said the thing.
All right, Kilbor, give us your roll.
All right, does a 16 hit. It does.

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So 9 damage, just nine damage. OK.
Anything else? I'm going to for my second
attack. I'm going to go ahead and do it
again. No fun.
Get get ready, Couch. Just don't roll in that one.
Let me have more shouts. How about let's do another 16?

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Well, that hits. And then another seven damage on
that one and then all brown for my bonus action he's I'm going
to put my Longbow up and get theget the great sword out.
Marte. Thank you.
The Heckler takes 2 arrows into the chest, still standing,

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looking a little tired, though looking like he can collapse at
any moment. And with that, it brings us to
Aries. All right, let's test this
guy's. Resolve a little bit.
I'm going to make him make a deck saving throw with his -3 no

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OK how about a five? Oh yeah that would definitely
fail. It was a deck saving BC of 15 so
with. That he will take.
N radiant damage. From M From what?
What was this from? Yeah, that's from sacred.
Flame. Can you read that the audience

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please? Yeah.
Flame, like radiance, descends on a creature that you can see
within range. The target must succeed on a
deck saving throw or take. 1:00 to 8:00 or.
In this case, 2 me A because it's a rebel 5 character.
Radiant damage with target gains.
No benefit from half cover. 3/4 cover for this safe all right.

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Aries half sacred. Flame on the Heckler.
As you do, the flames engulf theHeckler as it melts its flesh
and bone down into an oozing pool, and emerges from that pool
is a token. Is it a gold token?

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It is a gold token, no? Boy just looks.
At it. Oh oh.
Fixated at it, he. Loves.
It don't start. Hacking at it.
All right, so you guys went justto recap the first event you
guys went to perform, the crowd turns on you.

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It turns out into a brawl, you defeat the hecklers and you have
accomplished the first trial andgot your token.
First token of the night. Now you still have two more to
go. Let that be a lesson to you, I.

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Think it's safe to say none of us are good performers.
Bloominghouse is like trying to jam his bagpipes back into the
backpack and he goes, wait, so does this mean that we like,
passed this test or this performance or whatever it was?
Tasked yes, Performance no. I'd say we check out that creepy

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merry go round next. What do you guys do?
The Flesh Ponies. Indeed.
OK. All right, Professor
Boomingheimer's backpack makes asad, wheezing sound with every
step he takes. Everybody moving over to the
carousel. I think so.

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Yep, right. Oh yeah, I can let you guys move
your characters. Thud and his echo are moving up
towards the carousel. All right, as you guys walk up
to the carrots, though, I would like you guys to all give me
perception checks, DC. Well, right.

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Oh, Speaking of which, can I usemy shield now?
Oh, do you roll? Yeah, because it is the start of
a new day when you guys woke up in that beginning tent, right?
So just for the audience. This is a homebrew item, is that
correct? Yes, Sir, yes.

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Yes, Sir. All right.
This is called a Glass Shield ofC It's a homebrew item courtesy
of MUD. And the way it works.
Is while holding this shield, you have a bonus to armored
class determined by this shield's rarity, in addition to
the shield's normal bonus to AC.So in this case the total is +3

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to AC, which regular shield would be +2.
In addition, this shield has 1D4charges when equipped and
regained 1D4 every dawn. A shield of glass seems very
counterintuitive, but it is not only extremely sturdy, holding
the shield up in front of 1's face and expending.

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One of the. Charges the shield gives you
advantage on a. Perception or investigation?
Check. Aren't sure if the things are
clearest through the shield, magnified, altered magic or
whatever. Just have an easier time
spotting things. You choose to look through your
glass shield. So I'll go ahead and.
Roll AD 4 for the charges. Hope they do.

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Better than the earlier test. Run.
Doing OK. Looks slightly.
Better. Better than a kick in the nuts.
Drew, Drew. So I will make my perception
check with advantage. It's that pleases the courts.
It does. All right, I I also rolled at.

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22 How did they? All right, so my perception
check ends at 21. OK so everyone that rolled above
a 12, you realize that the horses look exactly like you get
one horse each looks like each party member.

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This is a beautiful horse. They're majestic creatures,
aren't they? My God, look at its jowls.
Well, look at that. One's got a bagpipe.
That one's mine. We must protect these horses at
all costs. Kilbour failed his He's just

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like looking at everybody going what the heck?
Boomingheimer failed as well. He rolled an 8.
He thinks it is purely coincidence that you know.
Well, it's not coincidence, it makes perfect sense.
I mean, bagpipes are a very popular instrument.
Of course there would be a horsewith bagpipes tracks.
You there's a sign you guys see that says home and ride the

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carousel ride and there's just along empty queue.
I. Suppose we have to get in line
everybody. You.
Know that sounds kind of dirty lately What was that I I just
think we have to ride ourselves.That's what I gather some of
those. Nope.

(59:14):
Yeah. I just wonder.
I don't want to do, but it's something we're going to do.
I wonder if I could have Thud's Echo hop on the horse.
Is it salad? Yeah, it's me.
It can attack. It's you see, it is an ethereal

(59:38):
being. Don't believe if it's it's a
trans magical translucent Gray image.
Yeah, if it's translucent, I believe it passes through
objects. Yeah, he can attack, but it's
like couch loads last time. Yeah, OK, OK.
You know what? Yeah, OK.

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I'm just trying to be goofy. I'll.
I thought it was a good idea like see what happens.
Thanks. I was going to allow it until I
heard the word translucent. To be honest though, yeah, just
keeping it fair. OK, OK, OK, keep.
That. Yeah.
No, no, keep that in mind. No.

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Three players. We're on the same side, Yamas.
OK, say like last night, punching everybody in the balls.
Now who's giving spoilers? Oh no.
Right. So does everybody get that's

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getting on the horses? Are you getting on the one that
looks like you? I am getting on the one that
looks like me. It is a beautiful, majestic
beast. Yeah, just.
Absolutely. Drawn to the horse with
instruments. Gonna gonna get on that one.
Kilboards looks like a dragon. Kinda cool, right?

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And then the couch you're getting on as well, right?
Yeah, since I've failed the check, I'm just getting on.
Any available horse here? Well, since the party is oh, and
there is that I didn't see you. Oh, no.
And that's the echo. Sorry, I was thinking that one.
He's my echo is just doing back flips back and forth.
Kilbert just yells at Couch and says just get on the ugly one.

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I'm going to get on the one that's not fire breathing or
facing me. So as you guys get on these
horses, mirror images of yourself all pop.
We have to find ourselves aroundthis carousel so.

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This is like a. Spider man meme.
You know where they're all pointing at each other.
Exactly. So if you're getting jumped by
yourself, except there's a lot more and they look angry, it's
more like civil war what that means.
But so you guys get on to the carousel and it starts to stin
around and move and the horses all start to glow and all around

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the carousel pops out dead versions of yourself all
screaming and yelling at you on how you've messed up in life to
end up in a place like this. And I need all the players to do
a wisdom check DC step, do wisdom saving DC-17.

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Couch rolls on that 20 -, 1 for 19. 20.
So Couch. I got an 18.
Areas get to 22. 18 for Boomenheimer.
OK, so who all passed? Everybody but who tried?

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Yep. I know.
OK, well. Pretty good for ADC 17, yeah?
I've already had a battle with my own shadow making fun of
this, so I didn't need my any other image doing the same.
Exactly what this is. It's a mirror image.

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Who? Tried.
What's the initiative role going?
All right, I got a 22 for initiative.
Abdul's A5. +3 for 8/11 for Boomenheimer. 13 for Aries.
And a 10 for kilbor. Though it is that's turn.

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So near image Ultrid is the Utrid?
Is he doing anything violent? Well then he's yelling at Utrid
how he's a failure and how his poor decisions in life have
brought him to this place and hewould very undead and.

(01:04:15):
I I think, I think FUD, as he's going around the carousel, he's
like, whoa, you're talking to myboy all wrong here, man.
You can't talk to him like that.Get him, you know, And yeah,
Echo Fud is going to take the attacks for regular Thud is the

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owl. That owl is friendly, right?
You don't hit the owl. Yeah, he's going to cartwheel
over to mirror image Utrid and he's going to swing his great X.
Here's my first attack. Boom.
Oh, does an 11 hit. It does not.

(01:05:02):
Let me swing again, but you knowwhat?
This time I'm going to activate a charge of my ring of critical
something, and I'm going to rollAD 4.
Evens is heads, odds is tails. OK.
Who's in reach of your axe? Huh.

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Nobody is making sure all right on a on I believe it's evens.
If it's evens, it's a Nat 20. If it's odds it's a Nat 1 Nat
20. I got even No, I rolled A2 Nat
20 on my second attack. OK so that's crit damage and I

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get a another attack because of that.
After that with a great weapon master attack, when I on my turn
when I score a critical hit witha melee weapon or reduce a
creature to zero, I can make onemelee attack as a bonus action
which I have not used yet. So cool, let me roll that quick
damage, that beautiful. Point out that you got extremely

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lucky because remember your echois not near anybody but you are
doing the action for your echo to mimic so you could have that
on a critical. Face.
Fairpoint, all right, rolling. Don't love that.

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Me neither, but it did worked out all right.
I'm going to roll that beautiful.
Oh, roll high 12 and a 10 that's26 damage on that one.
I'm not going to do that re rollthing that that's beautiful and

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I am going to take my bonus action as another attack.
Should I do it again guys? No.
I would say. Something more.
More critical. Yeah, Boom does a 19 hit.
It does. All right, I am going to roll

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that damage as well. That is a three.
I'm going to savage attacks all.Right.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I just I, I literally, yeah.
First time playing an Echo Knight.
Oh, oh, oh, I get to when with savage attacks, when I score a
critical roll, one of the weapons dice an additional time.

(01:07:42):
So that's the additional time that that seven.
OK, so add 7 to that and then I'll roll the damage again for
my guide. Yeah.
Or for the second or third attack, Yeah.
OK, so 76 and we'll just leave it at that.
Keep it simple. OK, Seven and a six and A and a
26 is the damage that I dealt. 39.

(01:08:07):
Yes. OK, yeah, is not looking good.
I would not expect him to be after that because, yeah, then
the Savage Attacker is the one that I was looking for.
When I hit the target, I can roll the damage twice and used
either role. I'm not going to worry about
that right now. I'm keeping it simple.

(01:08:29):
Keep it at night. Yeah, I got.
I got to do that. For each role.
I'm not going to try to keep reconing things.
OK, fair enough. So is that all you got then with
that? That was my action and bonus
action. About all I can do is move.

(01:08:49):
Can I get off the merry go round?
Yeah. And it's this came to a stop
when the fire image of you guys came, OK.
Then yeah, with that, then I am going to go ahead and hop down

(01:09:09):
and I got to do cartwheels, don't I?
So yeah, I cartwheel and I do a flip and I land on the other
side of my echo. Which one of us is we?
Which one of us is we? Make him do.
An yeah, I I thought about beingmean and making them do it every

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time, but. I'll do it.
I got a + 7 through athletics. The worst that can happen is I
kick the echo in the head. I'm very mad to the. 16.
On your own head. Right, all right, you do it

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easily. Yeah.
And then with that it is Aries turn.
All right, I'm going to get on some.
Well, come over here and shoot afire bolt at the the mirror
image. Guy good.
All right. Roll Day 20.

(01:10:12):
Is that right that? No, no dirty. 20 no, it's a
dirty 20 hit. It definitely does hit already.
That will be 6 points Arden chimoff I'm the.
Finisher. Apparently I'm the coffee.

(01:10:34):
Closers. Really didn't expect just one
mirror image. So I just had it -10 it's
exactly you guys with -10 hips points.
We just rolled incredibly lucky.I mean, DC-17 was hard the
cycle. Yeah, well, except one.

(01:10:56):
I was like, insane. But yeah, OK, I will not do a
tuck and roll. Off of the.
Carousel I will just lightly step down.
I will turn myself around, do the Dosi dough and just put up
my hand up and go and Chuck a little fire bolt the guy and

(01:11:18):
just hit him right in the head and burns through Chris.
And as he burns to a Chris, another gold coin forms out of
the ashes. We're just making gold today.
Yeah, that is two of three of the trials to complete.

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And now the carousel, the horsesno longer look like you guys.
They are just made humans, then half work, then goblins.
And as you guys step off, it slowly begins to turn again.
Now you have either the boost down at the bottom with the chef

(01:12:04):
and the food smells coming from there, or the trials of mirrors
up north. The trials of mirrors.
That's more impressive than sheet.
Like if I tried the. Food, but it's up to you guys.
I could eat, but also, you know,like I mean mirrors, how do they

(01:12:27):
work? Like you're looking at yourself
and yourself was looking back. I already have, you know, my my
guy here doth the you know, my my echo.
So it's like I don't really needa mirror.
All I do is look at him. Well, couch would love to flex
in front of a mirror. What were we doing?
What were we saying? He starts like checking his like

(01:12:49):
hair and tusks, like using his his mirror image as echo.
He's like, Yep, Yep, Yep, perfect as always.
Did you really name your echo like the reverse of your name?
Yeah, that. Yeah, you caught that.
Yeah, I wasn't just going to letthat slip by there.

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I'm good to go wherever you guyswant to go.
I'm, I'm, I'm just stoically following along.
Let's yeah, I could. I could eat or I could look at
myself in a mirror. Should we do like a heads or
tails? Roll for this one.
What do you think? Are we even split on the party?
Yeah, let's do a heads or tails.Yeah, buddy.
Which is which though? Which is heads.

(01:13:32):
Which is tails. Heads will go up, tails will go
down, and I will go ahead and roll AD 4.
Or. Yeah, even as we go up, then
there we go. But is.
Whatever happens. I'll finish it off, don't worry.
See. See.
Yeah, you get a cookie. Cookies off at closers.

(01:13:59):
OK so you guys are going to the House of Mirrors.
So the tent entrance is a yawning mount.
Inside the hall. Smell of copper and sweat.
Reflections ripple across the walls like flesh stretched sand
over glass. Laughter echoes high pitched and

(01:14:24):
endless as you guys step up to the mirrors.
You guys have 3 rounds per player.
You guys will have to pass ADC 14.
Professor Bruenheimer would. Kind of like step lively up in
front of everybody and be like, oh, OK, OK, I get it now.

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All right. It really seems like violence is
the answer to most everything here.
Would you guys let me try something?
Blood slaps from on the back. Now you get it.
Are you gonna play the back pipes?
Well, sort of yes and no. Yes, but you'll see we have.

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To do our wisdom, paving throws first.
So be before I I I'm asking if if Boomingheimer can try
something before like as like atthe.
Yeah, I'm, I'm waiting to see where this goes.
All right. I am going to pull out the
bagpipes, fill them up with air,and I am going to cast the spell

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Shatter. A loud noise erupts from a point
of view, from a point of your choice within range, which is 60
feet, and each creature in a 10 foot radius sphere centered
there makes a CON saving throw. Taking 3D eight Thunder damage
on a fail and half as much on a success on Strux have

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disadvantage on the save and nonmagical objects that aren't
being worn or carried also take damage if it is in the spell's
area. Dang, I really think I think
they changed this for 2021 'cause it used to be in 2014
that the shatter spell also did extra damage to anything glass

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or crystal. Yeah, I remember that too.
And now it just is distilled to construct.
So my my thought was I was goingto put a put a nice shatter
blast right right in the openingentrance here and see if it
shatters some of the mirrors. And the intense being shatters

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make it. Easier to get through.
Is it's an attack roll, right? Shatter is a con saving throw.
Yeah. In an area of effect, correct?
Yes, 10 foot radius. So a a 20 foot wide circle or

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you can just tell me. No, you you can just tell me
this doesn't work. No, because in All in all
purposes it should be able to work.
I know I'm, I'm being, I'm beingreal pedantic with you because
it's, it's glass mirrors, but it's an organic being.

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But it's, it's an object, but it's magic.
Yeah. And.
So if it's a construct, it just gives disadvantage, right?
Correct. Since that's all it does, I'll
keep it simple and give it to you.
I will make it like I said, justa + 1.

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Yep, and it's at DC 1515. So I roll A2 and a 18.
So the two he fails. Wonderful.
I'm gonna roll some damage on that glass.
Yeah. Yes, you are.
Let's see here so. And before you do, to keep me

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honest, I am going to roll dice,unknown to you guys, but to keep
me honest on how much hit pointsthis has.
All right, OK, I am good. So that was 3D eight and it did

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11 points of damage, OK. I will say you broke half the
mirrors. Boomingheimer throws his hands
in the air and like makes some fist pumping motions, looks at
the others and says should I just go ahead and do it again?

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Save some for. US, good Lord.
You little wizard. I mean, if you got the stones,
go ahead and throw them. Well, I didn't do anything in
the last fight. You all just beat that thing up
before I even got a chance to react.
Go do it again. Yeah, he.

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He's gonna cast Shatter again. Just remember every mirror seven
years. Bad luck.
He waves his hand dismissively at you.
That's. Folklore.
Superstition. There's no concrete evidence
that has ever shown that to be true.
No. OK, go ahead and roll your
damage. It failed.

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Awful 123. 6 damage, a few more break and there is I'll say 1
remaining but I will shouts. Leroy Jenkins and runs in but
before. Roll up Constitution savings

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throw OK. All of us.
No, just Professor booming. Yeah, that's a 3 minus. 2 for
A5. South with attacking the mirrors
and failing your constitution savings throw you are just
getting this intense like some in your brain just is yelling

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and screaming at you and it juststuns you and you will have to
make a constitution savings row of 15 each.
Turn. To overcome this stun, but
there's only one mirror lost. Zoki he he looks at the others

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and says somebody else want to smash that one like that?
That did a number on me. I got you, Boo.
Yeah, I mean, we're not an initiative.
So any anything you guys want todo?
I've got something for him. Maybe I got some protection
against good and evil for for Professor Boomhauer if he needs

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it. But he will not undo his stun,
just to let you know if that's what your intention was.
Then never mind. Well, with that, I think I am
going to send my echo in to the Hall of Mirrors.
Just run him right in, right next to, you know, I guess

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because he's translucent, he passes right through Professor
Boombox and yeah, sits right in front of him.
OK, Yeah. Are you interacting with the
mirror and the smash it? What are you doing?
You know what? Yeah, let me screw it.
Let me roll a attack and go ahead and try to smash this last

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mirror. All right?
That is a 19. I don't think I've rolled any.
Looks at couch and says Are you sure you didn't want to flex in
any of the mirrors first? Too late.
Yeah, it sounds like it's too late.
Yep, I'm gonna roll that damage.I roll A-15 in damage.

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And it is destroyed all right, so with the last 1st, if the
mirror of portal opens up into the mirror and the attraction
swallows itself whole, and as the portal closes up, the last

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gold coin drops to the ground. Oh, there you see, sometimes
using your brain isn't all bad. Takes his echo's place.
He he teleports to his echo and picks up the coin.

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OK, with that, the tent that youget oiled, the heart that was
the tent starts beating faster and faster and it starts to open
up. All right, should we grab a bite
to eat before we go, guys? They said we only had to do 3

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attractions but why not do a fourth?
What about you my my chili friend?
He walks up to the the Ranger druid and says are you feeling
peckish at all? Does anybody have a Thummish A?
Thumbs I I've got a poorly made potion if you'd like to try

(01:23:59):
that. At this point I'll try anything.
Oh no. Oh, should I let him do it?
Sounds like a bad idea. To me, but sounds like a bad
How's your health? Let's do this all right.
I've been hit. By a tomato.
OK, I hand I hand over a decent special, the poorly made potion

(01:24:27):
of healing. OK, this is, you know, this is
for your stomach. I guess you can choose to take
it or not. It was just for flavor, but it's
actually a scary item. Right, so how do I type this?
OK, so I will read it to you. This potion is a magic item

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mostly. It is dull and chunky, and when
you uncork it, it smells awful. As an action, you may carefully
drink or administer the full potion and gain the full
benefits of A2 D 4 + 2, which is10 HP.
Or as a bonus action you can hastily drink it and spill some
and just roll 2D four and add 2.But this typically magical red

(01:25:11):
fluid wasn't prepared, cooked, or stored correctly.
Something about it is off and you have to roll AD eight.
One through 2 it went straight through you.
A sudden urge to pee keeps you from holding still, and every
turn must use 10 feet of movement in any direction. 3 or
a four. It ain't sittin right.

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Your stomach lurches and constricts and you have
disadvantage on any attack rollsuntil you spend 1 action
vomiting it back up. Five or a six went straight to
your head. Something fermented and you are
drunk. You have disadvantage on
intelligence, wisdom and dex checks and that is I guess
permanent for your character because it doesn't have a time
limit. 7 and 8 you managed to. You might have to do a version 2

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of that, then seven or eight youmanaged to gulp it down.
Don't feel any immediate effectsand hope it stays that way.
Look, I've been pooping like a dog all night.
I haven't eaten. I'm going to try.
OK, so yeah, you know, take, youcan take an action and just get
Yeah. I mean, either way you gain all
your health back. Then roll AD 8 and let us know
what you get. All right, roll on the D8.

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Roll the four all. Right, it ain't sitting right.
Your stomach lurches and constricts and you have
disadvantage on any attack rollsuntil you spend 1 action
vomiting it back up. So it was the bar's action to
drink it. And then I'll.
I'll. Take an action to a puke, right?

(01:26:42):
All right. It gets all that stuff out your
stomach. You should feel pretty good.
Ready to eat? Yeah.
Then I'll be ready for some food.
Welcome to DMV 721 everybody, where we drink bad potions and
make ourselves vomit. That's twice since.
Yes, though there was some vomit.
I know. All right.

(01:27:03):
So does everybody, everybody want to hit the food up real
quick before we hit that beatingheart?
Yeah, let's see if the stress isany good.
Yeah, let's see if they got any schwarma, all right?
Sounds good to me. Yep.
OK, so you guys are going to them all.
Let's do it. You guys walk up to a red

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striped tent pulsing like a stomach inside a cooking station
made of bone grills, steaming entrails and jars of organs
clink together. A chef, a bloated mimic in a
pork blanche, slides out with three wiggling dishes.

(01:27:49):
Only one dish is safe, dear diner, but all are delicious,
ah. This is like the three card
Monte kind of thing. Or is this like oh.
One of those kilbor. Kilbor would like.
To cast Kilbor would like to cast detect bots on the mimic.

(01:28:11):
Yo. Detects thoughts.
Yeah, detect thoughts. All right, read that to the
audience all. Right.
For the duration, you can read the thoughts of certain
creatures when you cast the spell and as your action on each
turn. Until the spell ends, you can
focus your mind on anyone creature that you can see within

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30 feet of you. If the creature you choose has
an intelligence of three or lower, or doesn't speak any
language, the creature is unaffected.
You initially learn the surface thoughts of the creature, what
is most on its mind in that moment.
As an action, you can either shift your attention to another

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creature's thoughts or attempt to probe deeper into the same
creature's mind. If you probe deeper, the target
must make a Wisdom saving throw.If it fails, you gain insight
into its reasoning, if any, its emotional state, and something
that looms large in its mind, such as something it worries

(01:29:17):
over, lobs, or hates. If it succeeds, the spell.
If it succeeds, the spell ends. Either way, the target knows
that you are probing into its mind, and unless you've shift
your attention to another creature's thoughts, the
creature can use its actions on its turn to make an intelligence

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check contested by your intelligence check.
If it succeeds, the spell ends. Questions verbally directed at
the target creature naturally shaped the course of its
thoughts, so this spell is particularly particularly
effective as part of an interrogation.

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You can also use this spell to detect the presence of thinking
creatures. You can't see when you cast the
spell or as your action during the duration, you can search for
thoughts within 30 feet of you. The spell can penetrate
barriers, but 2 feet of rock, 2 inches of metal other than lead,

(01:30:23):
or thin sheets of lead blocks you.
Now you can't detect a creature with intelligence of three or
lower, or one that doesn't speakany language.
Once you detect the presence of a creature in this way, you can
read its thoughts for the rest of the duration as described
about, even if you can't see it.Can you read that?

(01:30:46):
Again. Please no.
Right, that is short as I thought it was going to be.
So what do I have to roll? What is my saving throw?
Wisdom saving throw the 13th. Wisdom saving throw he rolls in

(01:31:07):
that one. Oh man.
But you can detect his thoughts.So what?
Just straight. Up.
Yeah. What's he, what's he thinking?
Which one's? Safe.
What do you? Thinking which one?
'S safe to eat. OK so Kilbor you know there are

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well the chef present as he was saying at 3 plates to all of
you. The first one, kilbore you know
is a baked brain custard. It's healing 2D8H2D8HT causes
one round confusion. Player character speaks only in

(01:31:51):
rhyme. The second one is a pan steered
memory, grants a helpful vision of the spinal boss and reduces
but reduces intelligence by two for 10 minutes.
And then the last one is just a strawberry peptard said.

(01:32:15):
Oh wait, so there's four. Sorry.
So there's strawberry peptard that looks like oozing brains
and then the 4th 1 is a maggot macroons that triggers a
surprise combat with flying in parasitic worms. 3 stingers per

(01:32:37):
player and the the strawberry palliser is the right one to
pick but I didn't know, you knowfitted I.
Mean. So Boomingheimer looks at Aries
and says, Lad, you're a cleric, aren't you?
Indeed. You possess the spell or ability

(01:33:01):
purify food and water. Perhaps we can rid all of these
foods of their ailments and justhave 4 delightful tapas that we
can all share. While I do enjoy a good.
Tapa, I'm afraid I left that spell in my other book.

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Why would you not bring purifiedfood and water to a one shot
that is that? That makes no sense.
What is A1? Shot Sir, I'm not a aware of
this. Terminology you used is.
That how they speak down, no? Clearly you never went to
college. I know.
I think next. Guy.
I spent most of my time in libraries.

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Fed looks up to the sky and sees7 people looking down at them.
Huh. That's not normal.
But I do say you go. With the second one, you don't.
I grabbed some of that shortcake.
Wait, the shortcake was the safeone, right?

(01:34:05):
Yeah. OK, just sure.
Well, the second one, so the short.
So the shortcake was really a shattering brain of an orc and
but it's really a strawberry fruitcake and it gives you the
gold coin. But there's also another good

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option that has a disadvantage is it grants a helpful vision of
the boss but reduces the playersintelligence by two for 10
minutes. That's.
The one that one as well. Who's not very You can wait it
out. Most of us are probably not that
intelligent, but. We can wait.
Now. Speak for yourself.

(01:34:48):
Yeah, indeed, indeed. Right.
Yeah, I'll leave the one with the vision of the boss.
No. OK, you get a vision of a
towering terrorist site and tattered and a tattered tuxedo
giving off an aura that you knowwell since you ate it.
You know if you stand in his aura you'll have a disadvantage

(01:35:12):
to your attack. So range attacks are better.
Damn, all right. How do you feel, my big fellow?
Well, there's a big larva parasite thing.
Don't get too close to it. I mean, I'm gonna, but why would

(01:35:33):
I get close to it? I don't know, but I get the
feeling I want to give it a hug with my axe.
Oh. I'm sure we can figure out.
Something for you to do. Where's this guy at?
When you say that, the heart beats even louder and louder and
louder. Well, the hearts.

(01:35:56):
Quiet, tell, tell that thing to stop beating.
I got to find this boss. Why?
Are you? I wonder if perhaps it's
actually inside the heart. Perhaps it's eating the inside
of this creature? Could it be a heartworm it?
Could be a heartworm. It could be.

(01:36:17):
All right, But as you guys startwalking to the heart, you get
close to it but you can't enter it because all of a sudden you
guys are being ambushed. I think go ahead and put you
guys self around the heart whereyou guys were would be question

(01:36:39):
for you, yes. Booming Heimer climb up the
tapestry to stand on the top of the tent to have a a a high
ground site and view of everything around it.
No, because you were walking to the heart, going to somewhere

(01:37:00):
else. So I'll let you place yourself
anywhere you want around the heart, but not like climbing on
top of obstacles. Had to ask.
All right, go ahead. Yeah, no problem.
And these are our two sponsored monsters of the night from our

(01:37:23):
earth. And it is the chef and the Gilga
Heights starts chasing after youguys, saying how it's unfair
that you pricked him and this was not right.
And his stomach opens up and twotentacles holding the ladles

(01:37:47):
form out of his chest Appears the Gilga heist.
A joy mad Spector and not ruffled clown suit just appears
behind you and starts yelling. Where do you think you guys are
going? You destroyed my mirrors.

(01:38:08):
I am not pleased with this. Basically, you withered and he
points to Professor Booming Hammer.
Then let me Add all the tokens. And Hammer looks behind him as
if he's pointing at someone else.

(01:38:29):
Can't. Possibly be talking to me.
I was just playing the game. OK.
Oh, oh, I can roll auto initiative for you.
So let me just verify Aries, do you have a + 2 to your
initiative bonus Right, correct.And then I'm going to pick

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another one at random. Professor Booming Heimer, you
have a + 0 right? That is correct.
OK, so I'm just going to auto initiate and then start combat
just to speed this up. OK.
And that is our initiative and at the top is Kilbor.

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Nice. All right.
I think I'm going to use some Channel divinity.
I'm going to imbue my weapon here.
Sacred weapon. Imbue weapon when you take an
attack at When you take the Attack action, you can expend

(01:39:39):
the use of Channel Divinity to imbue the weapon with positive
energy for 10 minutes or until you use this feature again.
You can add 1 + 1 to attack roles made with that weapon each
time. You can use it to deal its
normal damage type or radiant damage.
This weapon also emits a bright light and a 20 foot radius.

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And a dim light 20 foot beyond that.
Let's hit him with my great sword.
All right, sewers attacking Gilga Heist.
Gilga Heist. Yes, this nutty, this nutty
looking clown creature. Yes, that is undead, just so

(01:40:26):
everybody is aware and. I'm going to if I hit him, I'm
going to do a divine smite on him as well.
Does a 21 hit. Yes, yes it does.
There's a 12 damage for the initial hit Divine Smite. 1st

(01:40:46):
that real quick that is flashingdamage right the the 12.
The great Oh, it's a it is a great sword.
It's I am proficient in it for amastery.
So it's Marshall heavy 2 handed greys slashing, yes.
OK, yeah. So he is resistant, so he does

(01:41:09):
take half damage. OK OK so Divine Smite is I'm
going to go level 2 on it then and it is 3D eight of damage and
if he is undead or a fiend it increases by one more DAS.

(01:41:32):
Well, he is undead. Yeah, this was a great one shot
for the clerics and paladins. Yeah.
I've seen that. I was like, well, they're going
to like this one. OK, so that was 20 damage for
that role. Oh, right.
That was a big hit. Big hit.

(01:41:57):
Yeah, that's divine. So he is not a detective against
any of that, though he takes that full 20.
OK, Anything else you'd like to do?
Take my second attack action on him and oh all right, it's a 12
on that one. That is a mess.

(01:42:20):
OK, it does not. OK, I'm good.
I'm good. All right, And that brings us to
stud. All right, how's that giggle
Geist looking? He is.
I mean he took some heavy damagebut he is still looking pretty

(01:42:42):
good. OK, OK, OK.
Just making sure. Yeah, yeah, Stud has kind of a
bit of a soft spot now for this Professor Boombastic.
So he is going to run up ahead of.
Now we're friends. I didn't say friends soft spot

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runs up in front of him to kind of block the way a little bit
and he is going to go ahead and use his bonus action great
weapon master to go fit. Go after this chief mimic or
chef. Sorry, chef mimic and with that.
So I'll swing, subtract 5 and hopefully hit.

(01:43:32):
OK. OK, does a 10 hit.
It does not. All right, well, swinging again,
right? God Dang does a 15 hit?
It does not. Wow, wow.
All right, wow, there is not much I can do if I don't hit

(01:44:00):
like really, I guess that's it. Use my bonus action, use my
action. Don't need a second wind.
You know what? Yeah, I'm going to.
No, I'm going to save my action surge.
I I think I'm, I'm good. The only thing I can do is
unleash incarnation and I kind of don't think I need to do that
right now. No, OK, yeah.

(01:44:22):
That's so that's my turn. Quick and simple.
Then quick and simple and it will bring us.
To. The Gilgit heist though.
He. Is going to use his action to
use laugh crack each creature and 30 feet must succeed DC-15

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wisdom savings throw or take 46 psychic damage and be stunned
until the next turn for. Me.
I believe all of us are in rangeof that one.
I think so too. Only the.
Wisdom. Is out of range.
OK, so that's a Wisdom saving through you said yes man, this

(01:45:15):
that's rolls up. 15 - 1 for 14. I got a 16.
That's a save. Wow.
Nat. 20 Nice. What's the DC again?
15. 20. 40 That's a save all right, so kilbor and couch.

(01:45:43):
Yeah, Kilford got a nine. Yeah, you guys will take 8
damage and you are stunned untilthe end of your next turn and
that's it's turn. So it will be oh God, I'm high

(01:46:03):
and now I can't say it you. Son of you.
There we go. I just had.
To hear it again, what do you got?

(01:46:24):
For us or the the chef mimic, I'm going to cast frostbite.
So he's going to need to make a constitution save, No OK, that's
on the mimic constitution. Oof, got a nine that does not

(01:46:45):
save. It takes 8 damage, and on a
failed save, the target takes 1D6 coal damage and has
disadvantage on the next weapon attack roll it makes before the
end of his next turn. OK, to roll that one.
D4 damage for me. No, no, that that was the mind

(01:47:05):
sliver. This one.
You just have disadvantage on your next attack.
Oh. Oh, OK.
Yeah, You know, this is just straight up disadvantage.
I thought so. I miss misheard You All right?
Anything else you'd like to do? No, I said that's going to be
meant. That's going to be it for me.
All right. And that will bring us to your

(01:47:26):
owl. He's going to take the dodge
action up there from the from the old tent there.
It's aside doing what? Just doing a dodge action, the
attack against it with hacking advantage.
Oh, OK, perfect. And then so the next stand of
his OK, good turn, good turn. And then now we will go on to

(01:47:51):
couch adventures. All right, with me being
stunned, what can I do? Oh.
Yeah. Not much you get.
You get to save or no no it. It ends on at the end of your
turn. Yeah, Oh.
OK, there you go. You're just chilling.

(01:48:12):
Yeah, he's a fleece this round. And then that will bring us to
the staff and he is going to just make his two attacks with
his ladle. With disadvantage I believe,

(01:48:35):
right? Yes, with disadvantage.
He'll make one on Thud and then one on Aries, though the first
attack will be on stud. Does a 14 hit?
No Sir, all right. And then he will make his second
attack on Aries disadvantage does a 19 hit.

(01:48:59):
Negatives. Oh wow, that's right, you're
that old plate or cleric. Yeah, I don't have full plate
anymore, but with that. Last shield I got back to 20 so
nice. Nice, I forgot about the shield
all right well that is its turn,so we will move on to Aries.

(01:49:25):
All righty Aries is going to go ahead and cast spirit guardians
so. Oh no.
Yep, Mimic needs to make ADC 13,Wisdom says.
How wise could a damn box be? Well, that it's actually pretty
wise, but it failed and it's going to take 21 radiant damage.

(01:49:52):
20. One radiant.
Damage. OK, yeah, it does really well on
damage. Yeah, you did 588.
Hell yeah. And let's see.
It's a. 15 foot radius so. Yeah, the giggle Geist is out

(01:50:16):
of. Let's see if he's out of range.
Yes, centered on me. Yeah, he's just barely out of
range. That's fun.
And then? Just for.
Fun. Yeah, just for.
Fun. I will attack them with mine.
As a bonus. Action I can attack up to four

(01:50:39):
times, well, much per turn obviously, but I'll just look my
morning. Start.
So let's. See.
Oh, not 20. Oh, let's.
Go. Let's go to. 9 piercing bands.

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And he's done. All right, well, he, the chef,
is not too happy with you. And that you, Professor
Boomingheimer. All right, well, Boomingheimer
feels a little guilty that, you know, we're, we were invited

(01:51:23):
here to this circus to perform and have a good time, and here
we're just wrecking everything. He feels a little guilty about
the mirrors, but he sees this thing swinging his ladles at
everybody, so he is going to go ahead and cast Tasha's Mind
Whip. It is a he psychically lashes

(01:51:44):
out at the creature that you cansee within range.
The target must make an Intelligence saving throw.
On a failed save, the target takes 3D6 psychic damage, and it
can't take a reaction until the end of its next turn.
Moreover, on its next turn, it must choose whether it gets to
move, make an action or a bonus action, and it can only do one

(01:52:06):
of the three. On a success, it takes half
damage and none of the other effects.
So it is ADC 15 Intelligence save.
With the -14. Oh.
No, that wouldn't have to. That was.
That was before, that was. That was a while.
OK, Yeah. Playing D&D with a bunch of

(01:52:30):
stoners. Yes, yes, you are.
All right. Coming.
From DJ. Tasha's mind whip awful 1A1 and
A6 so he deals. Damage.
Oof OK hang do it for me, bad for you.

(01:52:53):
I mean not bad, but just low. Yeah, all of my roles tonight
guys have been garbage except for the 1 Nat 20 on like a save
for something. Meanwhile, I'm having trouble
rolling below a 15. OK.
Gabez, way to just flex on everybody.

(01:53:17):
Hey, let's touch his job tonight.
Yeah, right. That's right.
All right, well. The only other thing I think
he's gonna do is he's not in range of anything, I don't think
so. He's just gonna scoot over a
little closer to couch and put just some a little bit of
distance between him and the chef and the Guigle heist

(01:53:38):
standing between them with othermuch better equipped Marshall
characters between him and all the bad things.
OK, that is his turn. Very good turn, good strategic
to move out the way. And that brings us up to Kilbor,

(01:53:59):
who I believe is stunned. I am.
Stunned. No change.
So you will lose this round. And that brings us to stud.
To stud well, I am not making the mistakes that I made last
time this time, so I will make awhole new set of mistakes.

(01:54:22):
I am going to just I'm a swing my axe a couple times here.
It is a shame that they're not standing next to each other.
I'll tell you that much. All right, all right, Boom, does
a 21 hit. Yes, yes it does.
Good, good, good. All right, I'm going to roll

(01:54:46):
that damage. That is a 16 damage for that.
Oh. That's Max damage, Hell yeah.
Hey, you were rolling hot. Uh huh, then I am going to go
ahead. And yeah, good job.
Yeah, Miss good. Good job rolling high man.

(01:55:08):
Thank you, Mr. Boombastic. I'm going to roll again.
Does. Oh.
Oh. Farts the 10 does not hit.
What you rolled low? I know I.
Know it's slow. But I think I'm going to action

(01:55:30):
surge and go again before, before before I action surge.
What I'm going to do is something that I really want to
try to do. I'm going to I'm going to go
into unleash incarnation. OK, so that my echo gets an
attack on the giggle Geist, the giggle heist real quick.

(01:55:52):
All right, does a 17 hit the Giggle Giggle Geist Giggle
heist? Yes, yes it does.
OK, boom. Does a gets 16 damage.
All right now, 16 damage. That's slash again, so he only

(01:56:13):
takes 8. You bitch.
All right, now I am going to Action Surge.
OK, now I'm going to Action Surge and do all that again, and
I better help that time. Yeah.
All right. Well, actually, I'm not going to
do the Unleash incarnation again.
That's a bonus action. But yeah, the boom does a

(01:56:39):
20/30/20 hit. Yes, yes, it does the right.
Yes. OK, yes.
All right, Oh damn, 12 damage. Oh, OK.
All right, and one more does a 21 hit.
Yes, yes it does. It's.

(01:57:01):
Good. A-15 damage.
OK. All right.
I swear. Not looking too good.
He is breathing heavily, but he is very angry.
He should be. Yes, you hit him hard.

(01:57:26):
Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep. That's what I'm here for.
All. Right, hit him.
Hard. That will be.
That will be it. The only other thing that I can
do is movement and I don't feel the need to move anywhere right
now. OK, And then your echo didn't

(01:57:47):
take damage? It you can try, yeah, it's got
one hit point. Oh, OK.
But it's it's got my AC so. AC OK, so.
You can. You can swing at it.
Yeah, absolutely. OK, let me.
OK, well it will just Sprite to take a swing as you.

(01:58:11):
At, at doth at the echo. OK, Doth, yeah.
Oh yeah. Doth.
To be confused with thud, right?Right.
Does 14 hit? No, Sir.

(01:58:32):
All right. It swings its sword or whatever
it's got. It goes right through its
translucent body. Yes, it just goes right through
them. It is just it's a clown and it
is he just has like a court of staff.
But it's it looks more decorative for like the circus

(01:58:56):
than yeah. But I'm just using court of
staff stats for it. Being clowned on more like.
Bonk the Clown. Right, All right.
I guess that is his turn. So that will bring us to you

(01:59:17):
trade, and I hope I didn't butcher it.
OK, Yeah, I. I'm ready.
I'm going to want to move my guyover to this direction, you
know, and then I'm going to casta spell and do a bonus action.
I'm going to cast Thunder Wave and then change into my albino

(01:59:39):
bear. Oh.
God, the flashbacks. Yeah.
I'm going to at level 2, so I need constitution save all
right, 16 that will save. So on a successful save, the

(02:00:01):
creature takes half as much damage and isn't pushed.
No. OK, so 6 damage now he's he's
starting to breathe a little. Has he little looks a little
more worn torn than he did a fewminutes ago.

(02:00:21):
Is there anything else you wouldlike to do?
Nope that's it. I'm I'm a bear now.
Oh, that's true. You are bare deep.
Oh, that was your action, Bonus action and movement.
All right, And anything you wantyour owl to do.
Yeah, he's going to come over here to the giggle guys and give

(02:00:43):
the help action. OK.
And then that will bring us HughCouch, who is no longer stunned.
All right, so I am standing in this red circle.
What is the red circle? You're good.
Yeah, that's from Aries. It's only for the bad guys.

(02:01:04):
Yeah, that that's fine with you.So I need to use my action to
throw up due to that poorly madehealth potion and then I need to
I'm going to move over to the Chef Chef mimic and use my bonus
action to get back into rage so I can prepare for my next turn.

(02:01:24):
I. Actually thought, I actually
thought you threw up right afteryou took it.
You can swing. Yeah, 'cause you did.
You drunk it out of combat. You can just, you know, I
thought you threw up. Yeah, sure.
No, I'm just trying to so. That's why I thought how many
times you had to throw that up before it was out 'cause I knew
that was the homebrew riding, but you threw it at once.

(02:01:47):
You're good. You can go ahead and use your
action. Yep, so I'm rage.
So there's the action to swing my long sword.
It wasn't that Tony. And rolled over to a 2 + 6 for
8:00. That does not hit.
Are you sure are? You sure 2 doesn't hit?

(02:02:09):
Come on. Well, he.
Has the next 10. Do you only have the one attack?
Yeah, I'm I'm still level 4. Trying to get to 5 here.
OK, Yeah, I wasn't sure if it was level four or five.
You got that at this one. I.
Told you that you were level 5. No Sir, I was Level 3 and you

(02:02:30):
graciously finally gave me enough XP to get the level 4.
Oh, that might. Be right, Let's see, let's see
how much XP we get from from this one shot.
Fair, fair. OK.
Well then that will bring us to the step, and he is not.

(02:02:53):
Happy with suds. And why should he be?
By the way, that shortcake was delicious.
So you're not you're, you're praising him.
Yeah, his food's delicious. I mean, he's an asshole, but his
food's delicious. All right, roll a Romeo D100 and

(02:03:15):
then call out high or low. Before.
I roll. Before you roll, call out high
or low. I'm going to call out high. 21
is pretty high. Not high enough so he he just

(02:03:37):
says thank you and keeps going all.
Right. So he will take his attack at
thud. Yep, there's a 23 hit.
My DC is 75 or AC is 75 S yes. Oh, I missed.

(02:03:59):
That oh, it hits. It hits.
It hits OK, so there's six damage.
Gluttony. OK, Really, really hurt here
guys. And then does 11 hit.
No man, thank God I'm down to 55hit points.

(02:04:23):
All right, that's. As low as my Max health at 40.
I've taken 10 damage guys. This is getting dangerous.
It it's very dangerous. No, I'm just playing.
So terrible you're supposed to be having fun.
It was the tomatoes, the the one, the one, the one roll out

(02:04:43):
the tomatoes. I'm like, yeah, the 11 does not
hit. All right, well then that will
bring us 2 Aries. All right, let me see something
real quick. Oh, yeah.
Did you? Say he can't take reactions this
turn. He.
Because of the spell. He cannot do reactions on his

(02:05:06):
turn because of my mind whip. Right.
OK. Which means he doesn't get a
opportunity attack, correct? Correct, and then when it comes
around to his turn he can only action, bonus action or move,
but he has to pick one. OK, I'm going to go ahead and
move slightly so that it's touching.

(02:05:28):
Boss. Hold on, I'll move right to the
middle there and. Now the other guys got to make a
saving throne Wisdom DC-15 and. Even if they succeed, they're.
Still going to take half damage,which not a good last time, but

(02:05:49):
12. So whoever doesn't succeed takes
12 damage. Whoever does succeed takes 6
radiant. OK well the Gilga heist has a +
9 to a wisdom savings throw and it rolled an 11th.

(02:06:13):
But it's also. A.
Then the chef and the chef rolled a 17 so he passed so he
just takes half damage for they both take 6.
The Gilgat heist failed, so he took the 12.
That was just your movement. What else was?

(02:06:34):
It was just my movement, so I would like to.
I would. They're doing their job.
For me, that's like putting yourmoney to work.
All right, I'll shoot a fireballboat at.
The mimic. Oh, OK, and I get a pen that's
up. All right, how about?
Instead of that pen, it's a dirty 20.

(02:07:00):
Why is that? Whose guided?
Strike gives me a + 10 bonus to attack.
Dang. Wow, OK well the giggle heist is
the use its reaction. I know I was.
I was sitting at the mimic. Whoa, I know, I know.

(02:07:23):
But he's using his legendary action Heckle forces the PC who
rolls a 15 plus to re roll it and take the lower value.
So please give me a re roll withdisadvantage.
You said no, you're no, you're. You're just rolling it again.
OK oh Nat 20, so 27. Alright, roll your damage. 32

(02:07:54):
fire damage. Wow.
I was on the chef mimic. So please paint the image of how
this chef mimic goes up into flames.
I'm the finisher, so I'm just there doing my thing.

(02:08:17):
I'm like, let me shoot this guy with a fireball.
It's probably. Not going to live anyway.
And behind me, I've seen Mr. Giggle guys say.
You. Shall not and he tries to do
some crazy thing and I was kind of like what?
Slightly distracted, I looked back but my fire bolt had
already went off and because I was so perfectly in aim.

(02:08:43):
Before I got. Distracted.
This thing just blows the entiremimic to pieces.
When a bolt in fire. But it's.
Burning. Features of a burning mimic is
all over. And a stent.
That fills. The air of a burning, you know,
burning slush and the adverse chef mimic is no more.

(02:09:09):
Let's go. And then wish you that.
Would you like to hear anything else?
Well, technically I still have some movement left and I think a
bonus action, Yes, and a bonus option.
Can I get in here? Yeah.
All right, I'm going to get in there.

(02:09:29):
Use my bonus action to take a swing with my Morning Star and
insert team probably doesn't hit.
That. Message.
OK, no worries. And that's it.
In my turn, All right, Turns. Yes, very good turn.

(02:09:51):
And that brings us to Professor Boomingheimer.
He is spitting out bits of Mimicout of his mouth and wiping it
out of his eyes. Let's see here we got this
giggle heist situation going on.Boomingheimer is going to cast

(02:10:12):
Fireball right in the center of everybody there.
That's just my echo. Yeah, I know.
I I am kidding. Yeah.
Gosh, I just, I don't want to waste any high level spells on a
thing that's getting womped on by everybody.

(02:10:33):
So he is going to take a look atthe heart.
He's going to see what the heart's doing.
It's still just beaten opened upwaiting for you guys to finish
the Gilgog to let you pass. Interesting, interesting.

(02:10:57):
Can I do an investigation on it to see if there is in fact a
parasite inside the heart? Oh sure, roll me an
investigation and I'll to be honest it'll probably just be
ADC 10. And.
Look at that. That's a 21.
Yeah, you see, looking through you can be a parasite worm in a

(02:11:24):
tuxedo standing on a stage. Inside the heart.
Inside the heart. Well guys, we're just going to
cast fireball in the center inside the heart there.
Do it. That would be ADC 15 Dexterity
save. Yeah, well, the heart closes up

(02:11:50):
and it just your fireball engulfs the heart and then goes
away and then the heart reopens up.
No, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm, I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get Dungeon Master pedantic on

(02:12:13):
you here. Fireball is a 5 foot emanation
that originates from a point that you can see or no, not 5
foot. It's a Oh no, I am wrong.
I am wrong? Yes.
Yes, you are. It's flashes from you to a point
you choose. I thought that you could choose

(02:12:34):
the place where it originates. Well shit guys, that absolutely
wastes one of my two third levelspell slots to do.
Once again, absolutely nothing. You were trying to do pull some
bullshittery. I was trying to actually damage
something that matters. I don't have any good spells to

(02:12:56):
attack a thing surrounded by 6 other people.
How would glow over here? You can, you can.
You can hit. You can hit deuce.
I can't do shit. I used my action to cast a
useless fireball, so that's my turn.
Carts. And so the heart is beating.

(02:13:20):
Damage on the heart. I mean this kids.
It's got to take heartburn. It it's a divine being's heart.
It takes no damage. And that brings us to Kilbore,
who is now unstunned. Nice.
Where's couch? Out.

(02:13:41):
OK. I am well behind you.
Couch is a good what, 20 feet away from us?
OK, so we got Utrid real close, Aries real close.
We got the Echo real close of Thud Deuce.
Let's see. So we've got this giggle Geist

(02:14:05):
tenor right in front of me here.Hey, mutt or I'm sorry,
Marcoshi, this mask, this this fire breathing mask.
Can you explain that to me againreal quick?
Yes, your fire breathing mask. You can use it once.
Once per day you can do a 15 feet fire.

(02:14:30):
It's an attack roll you you willuse whatever your still modifier
is and if you hit it's 2D6 damage, but it's a cone 15 feet
in front of you. OK.
And there was some negative effects to it too, wasn't there?

(02:14:52):
Oh yes, if you crit fail it causes self damage.
So instead of So if you roll in that one, instead of you
damaging anyone around you, it does damage to you well.
You know the catch phrase. Just don't roll in that one.

(02:15:13):
Yeah, I think there's a lot of people a little too close.
I think I might save it for thisworm.
OK, I'm going to. Use it on the heart.
I'm going to sneak in here, I'm going to get real close to this
giggle Geist and I am going to take a stab at it, Does a 12

(02:15:42):
hit. It does not at advantage.
Remember you have help action. Oh.
Oh. So I just roll that again.
Yeah, and use the hires. This is a 21 hat.
Yes, yes it does. OK, so we're going to and you

(02:16:02):
said that it's going pretty slowdo I might?
What? It's going pretty slow right
now, right? What do you mean?
What's going slow? Pretty.
Oh yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.
He's breathing harder. He's his closer, a little more
torn up than before. He he's getting close.

(02:16:26):
You can tell all. Right.
I think I'm probably going to goahead and use Divine Smite on
him as well. So 10, yeah, since it's
slashing. That's half, right.
Divine Smite. We're going to do a level 1, so
that's 2D8 and he is undead and this is radiant damage.

(02:16:50):
And how much is it? 9 for the Divine Smite attack.
All right, he still standing, but he looks like he might be a
little off balance. OK, let's go.
Let's. Try it.
We'll do the Yeah, we'll just swing the great sword at him

(02:17:15):
again. Does a 22 hit.
It does. Wow.
Five damage, so slashing. So yeah, we I'll round up, but
here's 3. All right, it's I rolled 2 ones

(02:17:39):
and then I had +3 on that for the damage.
Rough. That yeah, that is that is tough
that you just see in your last, you know one.
But overall still good. He you know is right there on
the edge. So unless you have anything else

(02:18:01):
Kilborg we will move on to the desert.
OK, so that is now such turn. All right, guys, I'll end this
creepy clown. Yeah, my echo moves right in.
Man, we got this guy surrounded.My echo's right there.
I don't even have to, you know, Deuce get them and swinging my

(02:18:27):
axe at them. Nothing fancy, just swinging an
axe. With advantage.
Does a 17 hit. Oh with advantage right, let me
swing again in case I get a right.
Does a 17 hit. Yes, yes, it.
Does. OK.
And I think I'll take that 11 damage.

(02:18:51):
You know what, I'm going to rollit again because I can shoot
Savage. And I can cheat.
You don't. You don't have.
No, no, no, no, no, no. OK, It's fine.
I'll choose the 11. Tell us how you finished this
undead clown. I think like in a kind of
glitchy, you know, flash like like strobe effect deuce the

(02:19:15):
echo, the past of thud kind of flashes around real quick with
as he's swinging his axe and just boom slices across his nose
with the axe. And as everybody knows, the
clown's weak point is their nose.
If you sing killer clowns from outer space and he bursts in a
in a an explosion of confetti, right?

(02:19:40):
Yes, Cannon. Yeah, I agree.
Yes. The Strobey ghost move.
And the Gilga heist just starts laughing uncontrollably and
spoots off into confetti all over the place.

(02:20:06):
And with that, the heart starts beating louder and louder,
drawing you guys sports it. And this is where we are ending
our session. I think we might have to make
this A2 parter. Big bad boss fight for a Round
2. That's so.

(02:20:28):
Don't forget to like, subscribe and follow.
And there we go. Yeah.
There's my hot streak with my waffle cone, you know, keeps it
up. That was fun.
I, I got to say Barkoshi, the the inside of a of a of a God.
I, I, I like the OR of a divine art being or whatever.

(02:20:50):
I like that, like it, it. It really hits that body horror
feel, you know? Like to be honest, if you guys
are Rick and Morty fans, it's where I got the idea from, from
one of their episodes. Adam Park.

(02:21:11):
Yes. Natalie Park, Yes.
OK, cool. Parody parody podcast.
Not, not, not quoting any royalty.
Jeez, IP out there. Yeah, this was.
Great. Completely different, yeah,
yeah, yeah from it, but it's completely.

(02:21:32):
Different. Yeah, they were.
They were referencing something called Mick and Rorty.
Yeah, yeah. Bart Joshi, awesome job man.
Thank you so much for DM ING this session for us.
Yeah. Oh, you're welcome.
I'm glad you guys had fun. It was.
Yeah. Yeah, great job, man.

(02:21:53):
Awesome, awesome, awesome. Yeah, I'll get this edited up as
as nice and clean and and fun and and yeah, I'll find some
good carnival music for it. There we go.
Or or make some, yeah. Yeah.
Like a funky, you know. That's that's not awful at all.

(02:22:20):
Well, it's slow it. Down a little bit and you know,
the Michael Myers theme in the background just fading in and
out make it a little creepy. Oh no, I can do creepy.
I even have. I even have a binodal beats
generator that I can add to my music.
So like, I can make this creepy if I, if you all want it creepy,

(02:22:41):
you know, and mud, mud writes some really creepy music too.
So yeah, we, we've got this one.I'm I'm already thinking of
music for it. Yeah, this'll this'll be,
this'll be good. But sorry Marcoshi, I don't want
to step on your toes if you wantto call on people to do some
outros. Sure.

(02:23:02):
We'll start at the top of the list with our newcomer, Chris.
Yeah, I'm not sure what an outrois, but just want to say thank
you. I'm sorry, I did kind of.
No, you're fine. It's like here, this thing that
you've never done before, you gofirst.

(02:23:24):
Actually, there's a parachute. On my back when I jump out of
the plane though. Yeah.
Or at least torch rocket back. Just like kind of an out pro
state, say your name, what you thought of it and plug anything
you want if you want to. They could be from if you're,
you know, in the crypto world from a project if you're not

(02:23:47):
and. Though you're watching.
Like a favorite author? Yeah.
Or anything you want to plug. Yeah.
One thing I want to plug really is my wife.
But other than that, I don't have AI, don't have a brand, but
my name is Chris and I and I appreciate you guys having me.

(02:24:08):
That was great. Thank you.
Thank you for joining. Us.
I was glad that you were part ofthis misfit adventures through
our little undead circus. Yeah, we, we love having, we
love having first timers. So, so glad that you came.

(02:24:29):
Yeah, yeah. Thank you.
That definitely a first timers are more than welcome around
here guys. So if you want to be a part of
the accident, jump on up and or join the telegram and sign up
for one of the many campaigns that happened throughout the
weeks. Coach couch adventures.

(02:24:50):
Give us your outro please. Hey everyone, couch adventures
Marco, she glad to be a part of your DM session air.
This was a fun time. I love carnivals, walking on
flesh all night. Was quite surprised.
So as from when I plug, I typically do Canine Finance Dow
with the Canine Native Token liquid staking.

(02:25:12):
We're doing things every day, including VCs and Telegram
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(02:25:35):
We have the Bone Crusher app where we do liquid staking for
Shibarium. Shibarium being the side chain
of etherium. Yeah, but it's, it's, it's a
fantastic project, a great community, a very active Dow.
I've been a part of this for since it's in session here and I
hope to see many more days and years with it.
So canine finance now? Yes, make sure to check out

(02:26:00):
Canine Finance. They are, you know, D&D 721
sponsors as well. And I'm, you know, part of the
community as well, even though Idon't speak as much in the
telegram over there. But I am a big fan of canine as
well. And that will bring us to our

(02:26:20):
normal DM turned player, Mudd. Hey everybody, thanks so much
for coming to this one shot led by Barkoshi.
I love this as a person who is typically in the forever DM hot
seat, it's so fun to just come out and be a player, just a a

(02:26:43):
goofy old wizard with bagpipes. So this is a lot of fun for me,
and I hope that it's a lot of fun for the listeners who are
getting something just a little bit different because this
definitely has a different vibe,a different feeling, a different
style to it. And I believe variety is good.

(02:27:03):
So I hope that you, the listeners have enjoyed this.
And I also hope that it helps inspire some folks that are
maybe thinking about playing forthe first time or maybe even
thinking about being a Dungeon master for the first time.
Take some inspiration from this.Take some courage from this.
It's not easy, but we try to make it as easy as possible.

(02:27:27):
It's very doable. So like tonight, we had Barkoshi
as our first time DM here at Descent.
We had Chris joining us for the first time as a player.
Don't be scared. Come say hi, join our telegram,
say hi, raise your hand, say youwant to play.
And while you're at it, check out d&d721.com to learn all of
the latest. Check out our event calendar and

(02:27:49):
learn a little bit more about what we do here.
And Barkoshi flowers to you, buddy.
Thank. Thank you again for being a
Dungeon Master tonight. Yeah, you're very much welcome
and thank you for having me as adungeon master.
It was a lot of fun on my side. I hope you guys really did enjoy
it and not just saying it to bear my feelings, but I'm I'm

(02:28:12):
really glad and to be a part of this community.
So definitely check out DND 721 dot and this will bring us to
the crypto therapist. Please give us your outro.
Yeah, appreciate you guys reallyjust want to shout out
everybody. So many people come week after

(02:28:33):
week and put in so much time andeffort, especially the DMS.
So great time tonight and great job Bartoshi.
You did great tonight and looking forward to finishing
this one up hopefully next week.And but yeah, as far as shout
outs. Go.
Yeah, just I would say check outwhat we're doing on Siberian

(02:28:56):
with the Diva Sequoia Forest. We have Sheba Fest coming up in.
Three weeks. Which is kind of crazy, really
kept up on us. But we're ready to go.
It's going to be in Muskegon, MIat the Under.
Really. I can never say this Unruly
Brewery. And in Muskegon, it's going to

(02:29:20):
be a fun event. I'll be performing there along
with. Vessy.
Mink, Joe. Ryan and Calvin Jay this.
Is. Going to be a lot of fun come
out if you. Can.
And also you can check out what I'm doing at desotomusic.com
over on the Olivia blockchain. Thanks again guys.
Right now. Thank you, crypto therapist,

(02:29:44):
man, That's yeah, that's awesome.
You're playing at Chip Fest. That's on one of my bucket list
to go to. I have not made one yet, but
Michigan is beautiful what he does.
Anyone out there check out TowerHill and Lake MI?
It's if you like nature and features, it's perfect.

(02:30:05):
And that will bring us to Waldo McCoy.
Please give us your outro. Yeah, What's up?
What's up, Marco? She great job tonight.
It was fun. Very, very entertaining.
I I had a great time. You did a good job and Chris
pleasure having you. It was a good time playing with
you too. So I'm going to just say shit

(02:30:28):
coin shib X and then shit coin shiberium on Telegram.
Having some fun. Got playing around with some
Telegram bots and all kinds of neat stuff and projects lined
out. So got some little surprises in
there and a lot more to come. So be kind to your neighbor and

(02:30:52):
have patience with those that have a different understanding.
And that is perfect. Need a lot more of that in this
world. So much anger and hate right
now. So great messaging and friend
and that will bring. Us hard to argue with that one.

(02:31:12):
Yeah. Definitely, and that will bring
us to. Speaking of anger and hate, I am
angry that I hated this one. I mean, jeez, I didn't do nearly
enough damage and the floor was all sticky and squishy.
No, I had a blast. That the body horror aspect of

(02:31:35):
it, like kind of kind of hits meright there.
I love it. I I'm building a campaign in my
head that's all like that livingworld kind of thing.
So I'm all for it. I love it.
Hey everybody, you know, thanks,thank you all for playing.
Thank you for DM ING. Thank you guys all for listening
and supporting. We are growing slowly, but you

(02:31:59):
know, passion projects do that. They grow consistently, but it
takes a bit of time to to reallyget it out there, you know, So
if you like what you hear, if you like what you're doing here,
spread the word, tell people, get people involved, even if
it's just, you know, tossing us a following and and listening to
what we do. Hit us up on Telegram, leave

(02:32:23):
comments in the in the podcast and check out check out the
website. You know Mud does masterful job
over there keeping the calendar as up to date as possible even
through all who all of his busy busy life scheduling stuff right
now. Much love to MUD with that

(02:32:45):
guy's. Unfortunately I am the stick in
the mud that needs to go to bed,so I apologize to the players
that had to cut it off at midnight.
But with that much love, everybody, and here's to plenty
more adventures ahead. He said the tagline.

(02:33:05):
Praise Bark, love it. Awesome.
All right. Thank you, Yamas, and thank you
everyone. It was a great time, great
adventures and I'm looking forward to wrapping this up and
round two wish the boss fight. This was Partoshi and I just

(02:33:30):
want to sponsor everything everybody said from Canine
Finance, DND 7/21, Bitcoin and Sheba Fest.
Check all that stuff out. Thank you everyone.
Gut spools A corpse with a sawtooth gate, flesh pulled

(02:33:53):
tight, packed to the brim and hay. 6 poor souls walk on that
squishy floor. The stink in the air cut
straight to your core on a parade of bones with trumpets to
crawl. When the Saints go marching,
them Saints are sure to fall. And that's how it goes with the
gut school carnivore. This Korea's on fire with

(02:34:18):
peasants rage and plead. Silver moons riots left the
cobblestones to bleed the round world.
Prophets are going to preach andpledge cripple God.
Shadow looms from the jagged edge.
The rich keep drinking till theystumble and sprawl and chain.
One is mentioned plenty but you won't hear about bark at all.
That's how it goes at the guts. 6 fools tried singing on a

(02:34:44):
rotten stage, Grambling like a polar bear drunk in a cage,
heckling skellies with the graveyard.
Ain't laughing through teeth, Don't know no shame.
Every song breaks under a bottleand a brawl.
And that's how it goes at the Gut School carnival.

(02:35:14):
Carousel spoon tilted on a crooked grown horses wear faces
you'd swear were your own. Eyes like glass, teeth like
knives spin in circles around the scraps of your life.
Shadows jeer from the painted stalls, kicking, biting till
they proper bruise them all. You get dirty in the good school

(02:35:37):
carnival food court with. Scribes like to say that this

(02:36:37):
quarry is cracked underground. You'll find the whole world
unevenly stacked, kings in stoneand Queens and ash cities and
coffins with the gold neatly stashed.
Will sailor swear by Luna? There used to be a moon that
just rocks in the sky. Everyone says of falling soon.
You know more. Divas doesn't kill you, he just
sends you on down the line. Hope you spiral upward and lived

(02:37:02):
your life being kind. Every prayers to a garden near
all too small. Gut's fool doesn't care No
matter how loud you call you gotta love how it goes in the
gut's fool kind of. All the Saints say Nah, Nah,
Nah, Nah. Nah Nah Nah Nah.

(02:37:28):
Nah. Nah.
Nah, Nah, Nah Nah. All the Saints

(02:37:53):
sing.

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