Oneshot: Gutspool Part 2

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the community DM Brand game hereat D&D 7/21.
I am your DM Bartoshi, and I will be finishing this session
with the six wonderful heroes that destroyed my fun and games.
So first, let's get in. I'll start at the bottom of the

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order and go with Yamas. Please introduce your player and
yourself. Hello.
Everybody, I am fed a garbus. I'm a half work fighter, Echo
Night and yeah, I'm big green and green ready to go.
Nice. And next Waldo McCoy, when she

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tell the lovely listeners who you are and who you're playing.
Yeah, what's up? It's Waldo McCoy here playing
Kilbor Precostis. He's a male Dragonborn Paladin
level 5 and she ruined my whole food fun with Detect Thought

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Helm. How mean of him.
And that brings us to the cryptotherapist.
Please introduce yourself and your character.
Yeah. The third was here again for the
exciting conclusion, and I'll beplaying once again.
Aries Borstorm, a human cleric, decided to see how this wraps

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up. Well, we'll see if you guys up
to the challenge or if death is in your future.
And that will bring us to Couch adventure.
They are the one couch adventures here I am a lover for
selection Barbarian waiting to take on action Nice, nice.

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We're ready to see what kind of damage you do or what kind of
damage I can do to you. And this brings us to our normal
DM, Mudd, who is now playing. Good evening everybody.
My name is Ludd at here as a player, which I am so excited
about. And I am playing Professor

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Boomingheimer, the High Elf level 5 wizard who has a secret
passion for music and decided tobring his bagpipes, trumpet and
hand drum along with him to an adventure.
And he's ready to cast some morefireballs, and hopefully they

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will be effective this time. And that brings us to our new
player. And I.
I was introduced to him by his real name, but he has a
different name and I don't know how to pronounce it.
So I'll let him pronounce it forme.
But I can learn. Yeah, yeah.
Pleasure to be here. My name is C Mofo D.

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I'm also playing Utred, who is amulti class druid Granger level
5 with two companion animals. So now I feel dumb because it is
pronounced exactly how you see it.
Well, I'm glad to have you aboard.
It's and it was a fun first halfof having it with us and so

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looking forward to doing the second session.
So we'll do a little bit of a recap.
Our six adventures got a invitation, an uninvited
invitation to an undead carnivalwhere they were told to pick a
job and a mask for the carnival,all with special abilities and

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disadvantages. They first went over and tried
to perform on stage, got booed and heckled, and they took care
of that Heckler very quickly. They had to fight themselves and
how they rolled kind of threw methrough a loop so I didn't

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narrate it well. But what happened was that they
all had to fight the shadow of themselves, and five of our
ventures were able to accept thebad in themselves so they did
not have to fight a shadow image.
And that left just one for them to easily dispose of.

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Then they had an eating contest where Kilbor used his detective
thought sound and seen right through the chef's plan of
having just the three treats that were all the wrong guesses
and the right one off to the side so they were easily able to

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get that coin. And before that happened,
Professor Blumenheimer destroyedpretty much all my mirrors.
That was going to be a fun little game of Constitution
checks and Wisdom checks. But he said.

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And then that gave them all the tokens they needed to enter the
heart chamber. But before they could, the Chef,
the Chef Mimic and Skibble heisttacked them and they easily
defeated MY2 bosses. And that's where we are picking

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up. Now if you guys would go ahead
and hit the launch map button, Iwill set the scene.
So the party descends to Twisting Intensital tunnels
until they emerge into the cathardral sized heart chamber.

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The walls throb to an invisible rhyme.
Bone scaffolding wraps around the center pulsing heart that
looms 20 feet tall, suspended bycoiled veins.
Arteries pulse with dim light twitching singing ropes and
audience balcony stretch around the room, filled with hollow

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eyed spectators that do not blink.
But her chamber is a stage and the audience is all ready
watching. Flimenheimer is looking around
at the audience, and he's filling up the windbag of his
bagpipes as the light dim Lord Tickle Strike appears atop a rib

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platform in a ragged tuxedo. He welcomes the players with
open arms. This is the final show, the
grand performance, and he takes a bow.
The battle begins. You're gonna die.
Clown. Oh, and then one other thing I

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will be nice with just now I have his SAP block.
I think it was Bud who ate the tie that gave you the insight to
the boss, right? Yeah.
Yes. So you guys know the green
circle around him? If he's standing there, you have

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to roll a wisdom constitution of15 or you'll have a disadvantage
on your attack. The other thing you found is his
immunities. He is immune to narcotic,
psychic, charmed, frightened, and grappled.
That's what I gleaned from all that.

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Yep. Right on.
I'm glad I ate that all right. Is he on that necrotic psychic
grapple? Frightened.
And what was the other one? Prided, Charmed.
Charmed. Thank you.
You're welcome. Spellcast for taking Wizards

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here. It's Sir.
Spellcast for taking. Notes here, the nerd spellcaster
on top of it. Taking notes, man, isn't that.
OK, OK. OK.
I do have one question for you. Yeah, go ahead.

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How much time has passed betweenwhen we left the previous thing
and we're here now? I think seconds, right?
I will let you guys decide if you took a short little break to
talk and whatnot, but I mean let's you guys talk as a party

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and let me know, but it definitely not a long rest.
OK, the only. Reason I asked is I my spell
last 10 minutes so I want to seeif it's still up or not so I
have to recast it later or whatever.
Well, that'll be up to you guys if you guys took a short rest.
Does anybody need to take a short rest?

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They would like those heels would be right.
Yeah, some folks would kill and also I have arcane Recovery, so
I would be able to regain that some higher spell slots.
OK, your spell that you're wondering about for the 10
minutes, is that something you can cast after a short rest?

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I mean, I just would have to cast it again.
I would just. Lose anything in.
Between. But if it if it's more
advantageous for everybody else,then that's fine, I'll just do
it that way. We could say that we took a
short rest and then once we right before we went in, you
cast that spell. All right.
No worries. Well, I mean, I can cast it
whenever, but yeah, I just wanted.
I just wasn't sure if it was still going or not.

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Yeah, I suppose a short rest is in order then, guys.
OK, well then what's that? I mean initiative Big Bad 2 for
Professor Boomingheimer, Fifteens for Aries, outros of
five plus. 3/8. Kilbourn, that 2022.

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I also got an 8 gauch. What is your dex?
My dex is. 18 + 3 it's +3. Yes, OK.
So I guess you and I have to have a roll off because we got,
we rolled the same initiative, have the same decks.
So you went between you and I tosee which one of us goes first,

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unless you have a prep, unless you have a preference, we're
both so. So what this means is that you
guys go simultaneously. So every time we come up to what
is couch on my screen, he's the first before you.

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You 2 can decide who goes first because story wise you guys
would be attacking at the exact same time.
It's what that mean. With that.
OK, I'm cool with that e-mail. All that.
And then with that, Phil Bore isat the top of the order with his

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22. All right.
Was this Was this creature undead or avarice?
Protection against good and evil, if anybody would like to
have that. Any takers?
If if you don't run out the field goods thought it'll take
some unless somebody else needs it.

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I also have some feel good spells for whoever is going to
be getting up close and personal.
Well, you know I will be. You know that just.
Yeah, I I do need to, yeah, I just need to be able to see you.
So just don't go invisible on me.
Nope. No trans, just I've been every

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other state. I actually give it to the other
melee first, Marshalls first because I've got I've got ways
of dealing with this silly clown.
I'm more than just a silly clown.
And she will see I am master of the show.

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Hold on, does that mean you're the master of the corpse?
I don't think that's quite the flex that you think it is.
Oh, it is a flex, as you will find out.
A knife into the yeah stabs at the freaking floor.

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Fleshy. Stop that.
Don't do that. Yeah, Kilboy, I believe it is
your turn. It is Kilboy, so Kilboy.
He grabs A dooth by the shoulderand cast protection from.

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I would ask that you and good. I would ask that you cast that
on me. Not a dooth.
Dooth is a doof. Dude, I mean, I'm sorry, you're
right, thud. Yeah.
OK, Thud, come here. But basically he's got
disadvantage against attacks on me.
Yes. Wait, OK.

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And it can't. Be and it can't be, you know,
crowd controlled basically, right.
No, What? What are the types again?
Aberrations. Oh, OK, so I must that one.
So yeah, he is. So he would have disadvantage on
you. Yeah.

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OK, so I guess I will switch over to use my bonus action and
I will switch over to my my longwill well, and my turn.
All right, well as that it is more tickle stripes turn and he

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I guess since no one ran up I was just going to move forward.
Yeah, we couldn't. We couldn't run up.
He was 2nd. Well, it.
Can move, all right. So yeah, he can move up to there

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and then he he's gonna take his swing at Sun 'cause he is right
there. Remember with this disadvantage.
Yes, yes does. It's going to be a fun night.
So I rolled crit 1, crit 10. It's critical damage, so I guess

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I'll just roll damage on themselves for one D10.
So crit one a critical failure. Oh, I thought you said.
I thought, I thought you were like counting your attacks like,
well, I quit once you know, and I'm like, oh, critical critical
1, you had me counting health points.

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And I'm counting my own health points now.
So he takes 7 + 5. So he takes 13 damage for that
attack. Sonic's Lion right there.
Jimmy Kaimer calls out his trumpet and goes womp, womp.
He cries a little bit and then he makes his second attack.

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Does 14 hit? No, Sir.
Hey, guys, He hit himself. We got this.
Kicking his own ass. Yes, yes.
Watch this clown kick his own ass.
Sud Sud pokes the ground again. One little tear comes from the

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clown's face and with that it will be Aries turn.
I would say I need a heal, but Ithink I'm good, yeah.
I think. I think it's a heal actually.
Let's see, I think I'm going to go ahead and cast a Spirit
guardians again. Still you will need to make a

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let me see 15 wisdoms right? Can't damage you Fat radiant
always radiant. Does the 17 save go so they'll
take pass damage? 55 radiant hands.
OK. And am I with this guy and hard

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to tell if I'm not, I will say no, he did not engage you since
this is a small arena that you are not engaged at this moment.
But if you were to enter turn there, it would be engaged after
that. Gotcha.
OK, I think I will step over here.

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I'm like, come on this side. So I'm still out of melee.
We'll see him. But.
My Well, let's see, let me get alittle bit closer.
So still not a melee, but my spirit guardians are still doing
their thing. And as far as bonus action,

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there's not really anything I can do.
So that will do. That's so much.
OK. And then that will bring us to
couch adventures. Actually, with our simultaneous
thing, oh wait, no, no, never mind.

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That's Kilborn. That's behind me.
I was going to say I can get outof your way if you let me go
first, but that's Kilborn out ofyour way.
That's Kilborn's already. Helped you with the saw you.
Know had it in first OK yeah. That way that Professor Boom
blade can get you All right. So what I'm going to do is I'm

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going to take my manifest echo and cast it over to here or
bring it to over to here, which is within 30 foot.
I do believe for sure easily kind of that Ridge out of out of
the way of Lord Tickle Stripe and.

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Over to the. West, yes.
And I am going to use a bonus action to swap places with it as
a teleport, so that would not invoke a opportunity attack.
And then I am going to attack through my echo right there.

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Let me see. Yeah, because the echo basically
acts as me, as an echo of me. And I think for this one, I'm
going to unleash incarnation when I do it.
So it'll give me an extra attack, one additional attack.
So this is 3 attacks rolling in on you.

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No. OK.
And it's not with disadvantage because for this one, Yeah.
And it's not with disadvantage because my shadow is not or my
echo is not subject to that. Like you're not hitting me with
that field. Right.
All right, does a 16 hit. It does not.

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OK. Let's roll the next one that
does not hit one more. There's a 19 hit.
That does hit. OK, at least there was something
in that one. All right, roll in the damage
for that, go ahead and take 14 type of damage.

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Is that? That is slashing.
Oh goodness. OK.
And I am going to Action Surge because that was a shit turn and
I'm going to do 2 more attacks. OK, let's go.
First attack there's does a 22 hit.

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Yes, yes it does. All right, take another 11
damage and you know what? For this one, I am going to use
one more of my what is that item?
Ring of Critical something I believe it was head or odds are
heads evens or evens are heads. Odds are tails, and a heads is a

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natural 20 and a tails is a natural 1.
So odds is A1 evens is a 20. I'm rolling AD 6 for that.
I got a six. That's evens some Nat 20
critical hit. All right, here's where it gets
kind of fun, guys. Rolling crit damage.

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Oh. Big numbers, big whammy, big
whammy. 18 on that. And when I get a critical hit, I
get another attack. I just have to, I just have to
it's, it's the great, great, great weapon master attack.
When I score a critical hit witha melee weapon or reduce a

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creature to zero hit points, I can make one more melee weapon
attack as a bonus action. Oh wait, bonus action?
Does that account for action surge or no?
I don't get that. I don't get it back.
Don't get an action surge, Dang it.
And I yeah, OK. Damn, what a glorious crit

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though. Yeah.
Damn it. I'm not going to cry.
I'm not going to cry. I just could have made it cooler
had I done had I crit on the first round.
That is true. Is there anything?
Else action Bonus action I am going to move Deuce Thraga my

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echo over a bit to allow the others access to this squishy
bodied clown with this floor that is just inviting and
whispering and calling to me. OK.

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Whispering to the echo, creatingroom for the crew.
What a turn is, is. That it, that is it for me.
That is it for me. I unless one of my savage
attacker things, but no, that isit for me.

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You probably probably owe you a little bit more damage, but.
There's more turns to be had. Yeah.
No, no, no. The you're good, you're good.
You're good. OK.
So before, well no, I'll wait. Since their attacks are
simultaneously, I will let it goto you next couch.

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That's why. Right.
Is the heart anyway connected toboss?
No. Well then I will just move on up
to this guy and give him a big sing.
I need to go into rage as a bonus action.
So I've done my movement bonus action rate all.
Right. Wires did not suck and then I'm

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going to attack with disadvantage, correct?
No. So you have to make DC-15 wisdom
savings real. Look at.
Yes, every time you attack. The only reason I didn't, yeah,
the only reason I didn't was because I I wasn't.
You were out of a circle. Yeah.

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Yeah. So my wisdom.
Save was a six but you failed, so you this attack is with this
advantage. Yeah. #4 + 6 or 7 so so wait, is
that a map? 1 so building.
That one. You don't have to tell it out.

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Guys, I was trying to, I didn't.Call it out.
No. No.
How many? How many?
Campaigns. Do I have to go before I roll?
Good. Oh, so as you take your swing,
you hit good old Deuce, Sir Ragsthere.

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Well, he. OK.
And he take damage. You told me last.
Time what did what did what was his two hit yeah he can take Dan
oh his it. Was a current.
OK, OK. Yeah.
Yep, Yep, Yep. Well, an F on road cut there 10
+ 414 no. Matter.
He's got. He's got one input.
He's dead. How long?
Have you got that? You know I have to.

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He's disappeared. Yeah, he's disappeared.
Well, I mean that that ruined Studs day, but no, didn't hurt
anybody. Do you?
Do you have another attack? No, I'm still level 4.
Oh that's right. OK.

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Also that was bonus and your action and your move, man.
You couldn't move again, but youwould have an opportunity attack
against you. Yeah, I won't say we're at.
All right, Well then, before we go to the next turn, I need
everyone to roll Constitution savings, throw DC-14.

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Everybody. Yes.
Constitution savings throw. Now trolls I.
Ate a nap? And.
So did I Oh man, I'm feeling therolls.
Screw these dice. That's a 5 for Boomingheimer

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almost. So the only one that stayed was
Eutred so everyone fell. Billboard rolled A7.
I know everyone takes but Eutredtakes 6 points of Thunder
damage. He used his thunderous applause

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and that's echoing applause. All PCs must make ADC 14
Constitution save and throw or be decent and take 2D6
thundering damage. So on top of not be also taking
that damage, no one can hear except for you, Fred.

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How much has? Raining some nerve resistance?
How much was that damage 6? 6 I take.
Half of that of five resistance.Yes.
She only takes 3 all right, and then this is that it will be set
on that. That's you trade turns.

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I'm going to use my bonus actionto ask Church Mark and Yang fine
tune. I can list my bone bowl.
Read what that does to the audience.
Oh, the Hunter's mark it. Choose a target that you can see
within range. It didn't mystically mark.

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It's your quarry till the spell ends.
You deal an extra 1D6 damage on target whenever you get it with
a weapon attack. You have advantage on any Wisdom
perception or Wisdom survival. Find it.
If the target drops below 0 points before the spell ends,
you can use a bonus action to ona subsequent turn of yours to

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marking the creature. A very nice ability, but yeah,
that's a mess. Do you have another attack?
Nope. That's it.
Which is all I got. All right.
With that, it will bring us up to Professor Boomingheimer.
All right, Professor Boomingheimer can't hear

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anything and is hugging the walljust outside the ventricle that
they enter, trying to stay out of this thing's aura.
Who has the worst AC? Who's up in there in the fight?
Is it you, Couch? That's just technically the only
person Insight right now. Everyone else kind of spread out

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from it. Couch always needs help.
Yes, that is the answer. OK.
I'm going to cast a third level spell on Couch, and I am casting
haste. This is a concentration spell.
I can see Couch. He is.

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Let me just check, make sure. I'm pretty sure he's in range,
and this is a pretty tight space.
Yeah, he's within 30 feet. So Couch your seed.
Yeah. Couch here.
Yeah. Yeah, he's in range Couch.
Your speed is doubled, you get a+ 2 to your armor, and you have

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advantage on Dexterity saving throws, and you gain an
additional attack on each of your turns.
I'm going to screenshot this andI'm going to post it in our main
Telegram chat just so you can reference it if you need.

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So that is my action to cast haste on couch adventure.
And Professor Boomingheimer doesn't really have a whole lot
of bonus actions that he can take advantage of.
So yeah, he's just going to he'she's scooting along the edge of

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the Chamber of the wall, and hisspellbook is flapping along,
following along beside him, and he can't hear anything, but he
is very noisily and raucously begins playing on the bagpipes
to cast that spell for Couch. But he's convinced it sounds.

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Fantastic. Are you a?
Bardizzard Bard Wizard. As you ask that Professor
Broominghammer can't hear you, so he just shrugs and continues
to play the pipes. Which is that it will bring us

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to Kilbor. Yeah, Kilbor.
He's feeling a little feisty right now.
He he's going to, he's going to throw his breath weapon at Lord
Tickle Strike and I'll read thathere real quick.
So basically it's an action. It requires A dexterity, a save

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of 13. It is lightning.
OK, so yeah, I rolled the 23. Well, that's half the damage.
So how I rolled the two fours for an 80, right. 4.5 Damn it,
tough parasite. Let's see.
I see you. I think.

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I think that's all I got for now.
OK well then that brings us backto Lord Ticklestrape.
And he will make his attacks on couch.
Does 15 hit? It doesn't.
Oh. These are the reaction.

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What's the reaction? I have banded coils and I can
shoot a third ink from the ring.Willing bone D4S is damaged to
black creature. They must succeed ADC 15 like 37
throw or be blinded until the start of their next turn.
Let's go. All right, Al, let me put that

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down and roll my savings Throw. Does the 16 save?
Yes. All right, but that just saves
him from blinding. He's does he take half damage?
It just says that I rarely want to be 4.

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And then he asks them to save cannot be blinded.
And so it sounds like she just takes the damage.
Yeah, I believe she takes the damage, but he's he saves from
the condition. OK, perfect.
So can I throw the three on that?
All right, three damage and he'sgoing to make his second attack

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on you does a 19 hit. Does not.
Oh wow, all right, because your boys are that's right.
He is just dodging left and right and Lord tickleship cannot
hit couch adventure. But with that.

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Anyway. I forgot to use this last term,
but as part of his multi attack he gets one psychic bark.
He does 2D6 damage or two D Oh wait, never mind it's because I
keep missing. I'll wait until I hit Never Mind

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and that's the end of his turn. No.
What about when you hit? Yourself looking at me guys in
Baptist, Well no, because he I hit myself with the first
attack. He has his two attacks one is
2D. OK so I will just read it out to
you guys. What I am doing he's using his

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multi attack so he gets 2 attacks but his first attack is
makes 2 whip limb like attacks to one D 10 + 5 splashing which
is what I took. Then I'm the second attack is
his psychic bark which does 2D6 psychic damage and the person

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has to do with DC-15 intelligentsaving or be disoriented.
Can't speak properly until the end of next turn, but I haven't
hit with the second attack on anybody so that one hasn't
popped up yet. Can't speak normally normally.
Well, I can't either. And then with that, it will

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bring us to Aries. Kick his ass, sea bass.
Sea bass. All right.
Oh, what happened? What's up?
Oh, what happened to your aura? I'd lost it because I lost
concentration, because that was the second time I'd cast it.

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I have no more third level spawns.
I'm going to move back here. I'm going to move back here and
make them do MA DC-15 Charisma saves for what?
DC-15 Charisma save for what? Oh, sorry, Bane.

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Oh, OK, I rolled the seven. Right.
That's right. So for the next 10 rounds, you
know his two Max stats, but his two highest stats are well, I
guess that's not true, but his highest status charisma.
So I've been on my shooting pathI've been doing good wow that's

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crazy. I got lucky on that one all
right so for the next 10 rounds he will have to make a save.
I'm sorry, I'll. Just read it.
Whenever a target that fails this save makes an attack roll
or a saving throw before the spell ends, the target must
subtract 1 against 4 from the attack, rule, or save.

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So every time he attacks or has to save, he has to rule AD four
and subtract that from his report.
Well, next 10 minutes. And because that's an action,
that's all I can do. That's my turn.
Well, he's rightly pained, so that happened on turn 2.

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So I turn 12 that will come off.If you're right, get that long.
That's a bold prediction. What?
Concentrations fell. It's it's still early.
Yeah, it is a concentration. So if you managed to damage me

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and I can't save that, then theywon't go.
Oh, yeah. OK.
I mean, you said you couldn't doanything else.
That's it for me. All right, then.
Now bring us to tout class. But which one of the guys would
like to go first? I went first last time I

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believe. Couch, you can go right ahead.
Let's do it all. Right, I need to do a wisdom
study thing. Yes.
Couch ain't still smart. You will roll.
You'll attack with disadvantage for this round.
I will say raging and reckless roll flat.

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But then I would have abandoned from him.
It's true. Yeah, so I have, I do have my
grades going. I mean, roll a disadvantage, but
I do want an extra attack, right?
Because of professor there. Yes.
Yes, Sir. Jeez Louise does the sudden hit.
It does not. Can I try out Gwen?

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Yes, you. Can.
How about? 14.
It does not. That does advantage.
Man, that's all I can do. All right.
And that will bring us to Sun. All right, so you're soaking up
my bonus actions, brah. I am going to manifest echo and

(41:13):
bring Dooth right up in there inthe mix.
And what did I do last time? I think I'm going to do the same
thing. Speaking of, last time I did
roll a crit, so I should have rolled 1/3 damage device I did
on the side so it would have been and it rolled A1, so
whatever I rolled last time plusone damage, but that's just

(41:35):
whatever. There's so much I am going to
attack. So first attack, let's see, 14
hit does not hit. You know what?
I'm going to use my last wiggly flip thing, coin of critical

(41:57):
something, and please roll an even.
All right, I rolled odds. All right, that's a Nat one for
that hit. Yeah.
And what are you? You're using your great axe
swinging. Yeah, great axe.
Swinging the great axe. Go ahead and roll your damage.

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Yeah, I can do that. Dude 13.
Professor Boominghammer. You take a certain damage as
stud hits you with his axe. At DND 721 our our natural ones
are. That's why it's just don't roll

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in that one. They're punishing.
That's right. I would argue with that.
Narratively with the Nat 1 he loses his concentration and so
instead of forcing his echo he makes the action.
OK, that and that's that's a good point with the Nat one.

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It wasn't. I didn't swing with the echo.
I accidentally swung with myselfand it professor boondoggle.
And you saw. Your.
Echo Swans bends over, the wind absolutely knocked out of him,
and he gives you the most confused and deflated look as
the air rushes out of his bagpipes.

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Suck it up, Bard. He begins dictating and
lecturing at you. But I think we're both.
Dead. Nobody can hear anything.
No, it was only for one turn. You guys can hear it.
He's very proud when he begins to talk to you about maintaining
focus on your echo of how important focus.

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He pulls A ruler out of his backpocket and starts swinging at
your knuckles. Oh, all right, Yeah.
You know what? In in that case, Dang it, I

(44:14):
didn't want to. I'm going to use another
Unleashed incarnation. I got to do some damage, all
right? No.
Yeah, It's a no action. Nope.
Can't do it. It's when I No, I can't do it.
It's when I take the attack action.
Yeah. Yep, and you just took that
back. So yeah, so one more attack, all
right. Does the 16 hit?

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It does not. Damn, wasting all of my
awesomeness on a silly clown. That's all for my turn.
All right. And then that will bring up to
Eutrin. Oh yeah.
I just basically just go ahead and attack with my little bong

(45:00):
up here. And it just fell that it's
currently bong does a 21 kit does what kind?
It's funny. Not an at 20, no.
OK, game logged out. I just think the plenty one OK,
but yes, that definitely hit andthen oh.
Mix nice. And then with the Hunter's mark,

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oh, 13 in total, all that I learned my turn.
Then that friend was the to Professor Boomingheimer, who
just took an act from his friend's son.
Yeah, continuing to swing at thuds and knuckles talking about

(45:46):
how he needs to focus. And you wouldn't think it, but
focusing really involves engaging your core.
And I know that you're actually quite a very fit individual, but
obviously you are slacking on your core workouts if you cannot
maintain your concentration. This is all natural, I don't
work out. And with that, he is going to

(46:11):
turn and he's going to do what every wizard does best.
He is going to cast some fireball there in the southeast,
originating southeast of the Lord Tickle Strike to make sure
that the range of the fireball is not hitting deuce or catch.

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Oh, OK. What kind of save was that
again? That would be a Dexterity saving
throw. Right.
I can't imagine a clown is very dexterous.
He actually, he's very dexterous.
This guy's actually kind of beefy.
Yeah. I mean, because I made everyone

(46:53):
else weak, so I made him kind ofstrong.
He just, we'll get there. Does the 17 save?
Yeah. That's OK, I'll take.
Does that have to have damage? Yep.
OK, 8D6 comes up to 28, so he will take 14 fire damage.

(47:17):
All right. Does do I have to?
Oh, because I saved, I'm not burning or anything, right?
Correct. Yeah, if there were flammable
objects in the area that are notbeing worn or carried and they
start burning. But we're in a heart chamber.
Moves the ground and says it's kind of wet and squishy.

(47:38):
I think you're good. Well, no, because human fat is
very flammable. It's science.
That's just science and so beinga divine being, he wouldn't have

(48:04):
clogged arteries. So I would say that you guys are
safe from it exploding in the room.
That's a 20 foot radius fireballthere for you, taking half the
map. Yeah, I it was my first attempt

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at a map and I meant to redo theratioing, but I didn't, so here
we are. First time DMN would be in DVL.
Let's go, let's go. How are the people in the
audience handling that? Oh.
They they are not hurt at all. It's like it didn't even affect

(48:52):
them and they are still just staring.
Blink blanklessly forward. Well, that's not Cammy.
All right, well, that's it for Boomenheimer.
All right, well, then that will bring us to the top of the
order. Do Kilbor.

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Oh, boy, I think Kilbor's done playing around.
He's going to use his bonus action and switch to his.
Let me see. Make sure I.
There's a great sword and he's going to take a run at Lord
Tickle Stripe and he's going to take a swing at him.

(49:38):
All right. Let's go.
And that 20. 20. Let's go all right, let's go and
definitely going to throw some divine smite on this and that is
2 D 6 + 3 of damage critical. So that was 15.

(50:04):
Nice. All right, so you take a swing
at them and yeah, dive into his body, turn his tuxedo up a
little bit more as he just kind of winces and looks at you.
So with the Divine Smite, my sword starts glowing a little

(50:29):
bit as he rips into his suit foran additional 8 damage.
All. Right.
And now he's going to get a little crazy and use his.
Can I use my? Ring.
I do believe the Divine Smite damage is also critical because
when you're critical all dice, all damaged dice are doubled.

(50:53):
OK, so we'll do another. Image.
Well, no, he would roll another divine spite.
He rolls once he. Rolls the damage for it.
That's not time. Yeah.
Oh, I thought he was just doubled.
Yeah. All right, so even better.
Eleven. And that's just one of my

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attacks. I know.
Get them against Oh my gosh, I'mso sorry.
Take that, take that 11 Divine Smite.
Let's see, We got to take that off.
Let's go back. Why?
That was about Divine Smite's a bonus action, and I already used

(51:36):
my bonus action. Oh, so I need the 19 back.
I'm sorry. Yeah, 1919 back.
OK, OK, yeah, we got a little too hyped up.
We got a little too hyped up. But you still have your other

(51:57):
attack though. Yes, I do.
Let's swing her again. Oh.
Man, almost another net. I'm 3020.
We'll take a dirty 20. All right?
Yeah, that hits Roll your damage.
Let's saw about another 11. OK, so almost back to your

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divine slight damage. Just good.
Just good. No.
OK, well then Lord Tickle Stripewill use one of his legendary
actions Spotlight force APC to make a Chrisman savings throw

(52:44):
DC-15 or be lit up granting advantage to all attacks against
them. And he is going to put that on
Kilbor. So Kilbor, I need a Birdsmoke
savings throw and she saved witha 22 with a 22.

(53:05):
I'm taking the couch as good rolls tonight.
No. Yeah, man.
We're we're all Yeah, you're taking all the good rolls.
I got a fresh dice. Well, definitely with I taking
you some. Right now, Waffle con no.
No, Waldo. So that's just the regular, the
basic set. So yeah, I'm using it too, and

(53:28):
mine suck. All right, so he's going to make
his attack on Waldo to see as a short attention span.
Fuck. And I rolled a net one again.
These roles this session are dogshit on all fronts.

(53:50):
But I'm not. Going to complain?
Kick your own ass. Max himself in his face with his
whips. That was 2D, you know, 1D times,
so it's 5. So I rolled a 3 + 5 Fern 8

(54:13):
damage on myself. Sometimes you hate that we make
that one's punishing, and sometimes you love that we make
that one's punishing, but it's always funny.
Well with that he's just going to make his second attack on
Kilbore because he burned him with that Divine Smite and I did

(54:40):
not roll in that one, but there was an 8 hit and an 8 does not
hit Sir. Eight, he quits and you bring an
8 to the table. I know the clown cries.
One tear again and he misses. I say he's a sad clown.

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Yeah. He's going to be.
And then with that it is Aries turn.
All right, I just realized something.
I don't know if you want a wreckon it or not, but.
He actually forgot to. Roll his one D4 when Booming
Heimer cast that spell Fireball still right?

(55:33):
I forgot I am bane. We can.
Yeah, I will roll A1D4. And see if that fireball would
have killed you, no. No, not real.
I rolled the one and I think I rolled the one and you say 7.

(55:54):
No. No, I'm scrolling back.
So that was Professor Bloomingheimer.
Parable damage. Oh yeah, he did do the damage.
That's right. Yeah, that was 11 minutes ago.
It was 14 damage. It would have been 28 if it

(56:16):
failed. That's what he's trying to find
out. It was a 20.
Eight, yeah, so and it was a 17 that I rolled for the savings
row -1 would be roll 16. So he's still passed.
I'd still pass. Yeah, I think.
I think the ticket see was 15 orsomething, yeah.
Yeah, you would have had to rolllike a three.
All good. Several.

(56:39):
Yeah. All right, Nope, we're now.
So I do that for saving throws and my attacks, but I but it
didn't matter. It's there.
So we don't have anything because she missed hard.
I'm like, I don't want to add insult to injury, you know, but

(57:00):
anyway, I like keeping it, keeping it honest.
Yeah, well, you know, all right,well, and with in that spirit,
I'll make him make another deck saving throw.
DC-15 going to cast Sacred Flame.
Nice 909. Yeah, I rolled it.

(57:20):
I don't even. I don't even need to have you
make the Brimmingheimer turns toThad and says, well, now you
have to understand his magic comes from a divine source.
OK, so he did not learn that he doesn't have to train at that.
You, however, are a knight and you're, you need to focus.
You need to train. This does not just cut you.
You have you have to take your your training seriously.

(57:41):
You can't just rely on instinct alone.
That's right. That was for damage Aries.
Yeah, that's all I can do. So alright then that will bring

(58:03):
us to out or stud, however you guys want to take that order.
I'm going to do the same thing as you are so couch so whichever
way you want to go, you want to.Go Yeah, let me get my bad furs
out of the way. You're right.
I won't get my bad throws right after you, yeah.

(58:23):
So resume saving throw here. Yes.
What can you? Oh, so close and no
disadvantage. And I feel good about that role
too. So all right, with the Bristles
band. They're almost there.
Oh well. Oh, no, no, no.
That's when I roll. Never mind.

(58:44):
Oh yeah, an 8. That is nice man, Mason, I know
they're. Hitting him but.
My goodness. Swing against that disadvantage
makes him hard. Yeah, let's, let's.
Do the let's do that second attack.
I'm sorry. 17. Meter beats.

(59:04):
With the nice now we know the AC.
My goodness. All right.
So this is a 2 handed long swordsing.
Ace. Oof.
All right, Yeah, these these roles are just horrendous.
Yeah, that's a bad night for everyone.
Low. No kidding.

(59:27):
All right. Well, no.
Do you have anything else? Yeah.
No banners, nothing to do with the bonus, no movements.
So you don't have anything else,Son?
Brings us to you, son. All right, I'm going to do the
same thing we do every night, Pinky, using my Echo.

(59:47):
I'm going to swing away, swing for the fences first attack and
yeah, again, Roland does a 23 hit, Yes.
Yes it does. OK, let me roll that damage real
quick and I'm going to remember all of my stuff.
I've got Savage Attacker which allows me to roll the damage

(01:00:09):
twice and choose the roll, So basically, yeah.
OK, damage advantage. Yeah, let's.
Just see if I get a little bit higher than 14.
I did. I got Max damage so 16 for that
hit. Second attack 18 does hit.

(01:00:33):
Yes. Yes, it.
Does rolling two and I'll take the the the better.
You know what? I'm going to take that 13
damage. So that's a 13 and a 16 for
damage and I believe. You got I.
Believe yeah, I've got one more one or two more of my I'm going

(01:00:57):
to find it right quick. One or two more of my only
Sharkade I got one more I might as well use it.
So that's another attack with that and attack look does a 16
hit. No, it does not.
It's. Not.
Arg. Arg.
I thought I was going to get some beefiness and I didn't do

(01:01:23):
anything. I don't.
I don't need to take a second wind.
Pretty much, yeah. That's I'm good to go.
I'm good to go. That's it.
That's all I'm going to do. I ain't going to move.
I ain't going to move. I think I might slide my guy
down just a little bit to to kind of give Professor Boomsling
a gap to shoot through. Not.

(01:01:44):
Jack. Yeah.
He, he. So what you're saying is is you
don't want to be on the receiving ends of his?
It wouldn't matter. It wouldn't matter with Duff.
Duff. Duff's got one hit point, can go
down and be brought right back. You know, my, my, my echo, my
echo's just there. No action to even bring it up to

(01:02:06):
move it so. That is fair, all right.
With that, it brings us to you trade.
What do you got for a Sarge Fruid friend?
So he still has the bane on, correct?
Yes. To give a minus on his
intelligence throat on the savings throws, yes, OK, I

(01:02:32):
would. Like that Bane?
Is I'd like to do the Mind Sliver, which is how you drive a
distorting spike of psychic energy into the minds of one
creature. You can see with a range.
The target must succeed on an intelligent saving throw or take
D6 psychic damage. You can subtract 1D four from
the next saving throw it makes before it's end of your turn.

(01:02:55):
OK, so first I am going to roll to everyone the 1D four so you
guys can see my death advantage.It is a three, all right.
And then I mean, I guess I can just do that to everybody.
And I said based and he said intelligence and he is not smart

(01:03:21):
so he got a 0. That three subtracted on all
saving throws before the end of your next turn.
What's the big day? That one more time 1D4 subtract
1D four from your next saving throw it makes before the end of

(01:03:42):
your next turn. OK, so any savings throws from
now until then? I have to roll 84.
One for you and one for the bank. 3, It's a three.
And then whatever the bait is. Oh, God.
Yeah. You're a step of the third grade
at this Chad trip. OK.
And then do you have anything else you would like to do?

(01:04:06):
You know? No, I'm OK.
Thank you very much. OK then with that, it will bring
us to you, Professor Boomingheimer.
Hurry. Boomingheimer.
Really. He's out of third level spells.
He's out of second level spells.We're gonna, we're just gonna

(01:04:31):
cast a a fun little first level spell that's fun for everybody.
It's called Hatapult. He needs to take a Dexterity
saving throw. OK, so I got my -3 I gotta roll
for the bane. I'll roll that for everyone to

(01:04:52):
see. So I got -5 and you said that
was a dexterity. Dexterity, please.
How about a seven? That's going to be a fail, my
good dungeon master. Oh, no.
So what happens to me now? Well, you're going to take 3D

(01:05:14):
eight damage. What kind of damage?
Well, the legend is here. Yep, it is bludgeoning damage.
He is resistant. He is, yes, the bludgeoning and
cuisine. We, we learned what he was
immune to. We did not learn what he was

(01:05:35):
resistant. To really, I blame the Wizards,
the bards. OK well he rolled decent so he
rolled 14. That's cut in half to 7.

(01:05:58):
Was that as you cast your catapult spell?
Read to me What? What does that look like?
That attack? It's a piece of his broken
sliced open bagpipes that thud ruined and he is catapulting the

(01:06:19):
pipes angled forward so they're like a it's it's a flying
wheezing bag with sharp pipes that are launched at the tickle
strike. All right, so the the egg pipes
just RIP right through his chestand his body just explodes and

(01:06:46):
but, but as it does, it reveals A tangled mess of teeth,
tentacles, and black ankor. The tuxedo falls to the ground,
empty, and his second form crawls out from underneath all

(01:07:06):
the rubble, a giant and unmask, no longer hiding behind
civility. And the boss music changes to
the second track on the album. OK, it is still your turn, Mr.

(01:07:28):
Booming Hammer. Professor Booming Hammer.
Yeah. We're going to stay where we
are. Yep.
I, I I like being outside of thering of pain that he has around
him. So I'm going to stay right here.
It's not really a pain. It's just, you know, emo psychic

(01:07:51):
pain. It's.
Fair, fair. And then which is that?
It brings us to Kilbor. We have some fun this time.
I think he's kind of like spitting all this junk out of
his mouth and that little explosion.
I've got a little thing called Channel Divinity.

(01:08:12):
Yeah. That little thing.
Yeah, that little thing. We're going to use that for an
extra attack this round. Let's see.
Yeah, Extra attack. OK, what's what's you got?
Yeah. And that did that was my bonus
action. So we're going to definitely

(01:08:34):
watch out Couch. We're going to take a swing.
You know what they say we are. Going to don't roll with that.
It gets even better. It gets even better.
Hold on, we're going to use my DND 721 ring of critical

(01:08:56):
something. Oh, no, yeah.
And so I, I, I have not rolled for charges, I don't believe.
Is that true? It's AD.
It's AD 4. If this is the first time you're
using it, you haven't rolled forcharges yet.
I was going to say I don't remember if you used the last

(01:09:17):
game or not. OK, yeah, I didn't think I did.
Just wanted to double check. All right, I'm going to you said
the D6, right and it's. It's AD 4 for the charges and
then roll AD 6 odds and evens. Odds is a fail, Evens is a
success. D4 for charges.
Here it comes. Oh yeah, buddy.

(01:09:42):
Oh no, I don't know if that's a good tune or a bad thing.
Watch out, vagina. Charges.
One of us is going to be good. Yeah.
OK. Yeah, we're going to try to use
them all here, I think. All right.
Here comes my attack roll. One big ore.

(01:10:03):
One big ore. Oh yeah, I see this.
Net 20. I get a right click on this
little button and do a critical thing right?
4 D 6 + 3 coming out the coming at this jungled parasite mess.

(01:10:29):
No kidding. There you go.
OK, let's go. So I think I can use all of
this, all the charges of this critical ring of something right
now. So let's do it.
No, that's what I do. I have.

(01:10:49):
I have an. Ocean in my backpack.
You better. You might need it.
Nice. Wow.
No kidding. All right, let's see your
damage. Let's see what you got.

(01:11:12):
Wow. You like that number, don't you?
Yeah, I do. All right, let's, let's see what
you got for your third one. Big money.
No Emmy. Big money.
Oh man. Oh, just what you get to do

(01:11:37):
regular damage. Per No, it's.
Regular. Oh, it's regular.
OK, yeah. Not yeah, it's just regular
damage. No how?
The Middle East of the road. Field board just goes into this
attack race just, you know, acting at Lord Tickle stripe.

(01:12:00):
The two the first two just go deep into him and then the third
one he just kind of instead of pulling back to the right like
he did on his first two he thought he would switch it up
and pulls it to the left and just smacks Ouch into the face

(01:12:22):
taking 9 ports points of damage.Is that half dumb rage?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Always.
Definitely. I'm definitely a rage right now.
You. Just like nobody else to.
You might be like extra rage nowbecause Kilbore E7 is habit of

(01:12:44):
hitting you. It's abuse of friendship.
Oh, Cal there. Where'd you come from?
Oh, man. All right, so that was your
bonus act in that translated into three attacks for your

(01:13:06):
action. Oh, you have one more?
Yeah. Yeah, It's another swing.
I got another swing. Right.
I thought you only got an extra action and I'm using the
attacks. I get 2 attacks.
Oh. You.
Oh, that's what that. Yes, yeah.

(01:13:29):
And yes, you are correct. So yeah, well, let's go.
We got another 10. Deep breath, couch.
You got a 50. Percent chance here.
No, sorry buddy. Yeah.
Well, I got to say 5050 in the truest sense of the words.

(01:13:51):
Half of those are grits, half ofthose are pills.
Couch you want to say anything before I roll damage?
Hello bro, is 11 low enough? Yeah, I'll take 6 out to pub it
up. And yeah, Kilborn just didn't

(01:14:15):
realize his right side is his good side and he's just full of
10 on trying on hitting the LordTickle stripe by pulling to the
left and again he just knocks out right in the face on with
the flat side of his sword. I'm glad I moved my echo.

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Boomingheimer points at the two of them and looks at Thud and
says, I thought they were friends, right?
Are they fighting? I, I, I've heard it's a, I've
heard it's a, a give and take kind of a relationship.
They give and take each other's pain.
That's just what. They hear him in the arena.

(01:15:03):
Yeah, we're we're brothers of war.
We're good. We're good.
Sorry, Couch. Are you?
Oh, good. Are you?
Husband's at the. Best.
The Christ Well, couch, please end your turn, Kilmore, please,

(01:15:23):
please do end your turn. So, yeah, do you want to do
anything else, Kilmore? I've.
I've done enough, thank you. With those two big gouges that
you did before you kick Couch. You're holding his attention.

(01:15:47):
So he's going to use his legendary action for spotlight
again. I need you, Kilbor, to make
Charisma Savings Road DC-15. DC-15.
You said wisdom saving through, right?
No. Charisma.
Charisma. OK, Yeah.

(01:16:09):
Does an 11 say it does not? So he will have so big, you
know, like at the circus. So they have the like the three
ring circus. And then when one of the rings
are pulling on the ACT, the big spotlight comes on.
That's what's shining on you right now, and it's giving all,

(01:16:32):
all attacks against you. Have a vantage and he's going to
make his attack. It includes friendly attacks as
well. Yes, it does.
Just put it out there. Yeah, if anyone wants to decide
to attack him. Oh, and I will.

(01:16:54):
Oh, I think everyone can see that right.
Money. Yeah.
Sorry for the odds. Yeah, I just.
Wanted to roll and. Keep the screenshot, but yeah,
so because this is a custom monster, I've been custom
rolling and then adding his boost.
His first role was a four, his second role is a Nat 20.

(01:17:20):
So it will be cut. Damn it.
Sorry man, if you had one more to your ACI could have stopped
it. Well no because I couldn't.
It's automatically so I couldn't.
Nothing I could do could help. You tried though.
Kilboy strung like bull. So instead of 1D10 it will be

(01:17:42):
two D 10 correct? Then Kilboy you take 14 + 5 for
19. Damn it.
And then I will go ahead and roll the 1D forks.
I'm going to hit back again. And I rolled the one kill boy

(01:18:11):
Desert the the five hits. It does not.
And I think I'm going to go on alittle fishing trip after this.
And you just bait. Oh I don't think I like that but
oh hold on. So I forgot I'm at half life and

(01:18:32):
I got new abilities. OK well I won't re roll that so
my attacks are a little different.
I will go ahead and keep his first form for that crit, but he
does have one more attack and then so he's going to make his

(01:18:53):
third attack on him now this as an 8 kit.
I told you we're going fishing after this.
Yeah. Yeah, apparently so.
He was trying to knock you down,but he could not.
And this is all his legendary action.
No, that was that was his attackwith his attack just went from

(01:19:15):
A2 attack to three attack. But and the attack types
changed. So before he had the two texts
that I described, he no longer has that because he transformed.
He now has Mouse of madness gains 3 bite attacks per round,

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one D12 + 4 piercing plus one D6sidekick.
But that's why I said I won't reroll that damage for the crit
and we'll just use his first form damage.
But I will remember he is now inhis new form.
Aim to Dungeon Master. You're welcome.

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Thank you, Sir. You're welcome.
But then with that, that is all he can do.
So that will bring us to Aries. All right, let's see.
That casts a spell at him. Guiding Bolt since attack roll.
Guys, I'm going to use right? I don't think A10 it's, but I'm

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going to use my guided strike Channel divinity guided strike,
which is or a creature within 30feet of you misses with an
attack roll. You can expend one newest of
Channel mini to give that rule a+ 10 bonus.

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So that would be a that would bea 20A dirty 20.
I'm well that will hit. Beautiful.
And be with Tay. Goodness.
Oh, it didn't roll super well. 13 radiant damage.

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All right. Yes, getting down there, guys.
I believe with guiding Bolt the next attack has advantage
against him, correct? Oh yeah, attack or?
His attack. No then.
Both of light towards a creaturewithin range.
Make a range fell attack againstthe target.

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On a hit it takes whatever D6 radiant damage.
I did a level 2 so it's 5D6 radiant damage and the next
attack will made against it before the end of before the end
of your next turn has advantage.So does that mean anybody's
attack the next next? Attack.

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My next attack with any next attack, right?
Yeah, the next attack that hits him.
All right, so that would. Be.
One of you 2 actually either couch or thud.
So that was my attend. Can't really do a bonus action

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on the leaves. Yeah, now that's it.
That's it for me. All right, Well then that will
bring us to couch slash thud. All right, Are you sure you want
to get a flat roll on this one? Because if you don't pass that

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Wisdom check, you'll be rolling with disadvantage.
I'm not rolling with disadvantage.
If you take this to take the next hit, your next hit will.
If you pass the wisdom check, you will be swinging with
advantage. If you fail it, you'll be
swinging flat. If you go, if you go next.

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Yeah, yeah. I'll move.
Over here, very far away from till 1, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, hold. On hold on Kilmore gets
opportunity attacked, yes. It's just reactions.

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Reflex. All right.
So now I'm going to do the wisdom sage.
No more signs. And that's it.
Passed that you manage. We roll with advantage, yeah. 15
it does not. Mean.

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You're still hasted exciting. I am hasted so I don't even
either. Attacked, yeah, but he rolled
that one flat. Yeah, but at least it's not
this. Age.
Yeah, right. Oh my goodness, an 8.
That 17 is my only shot tonight man.

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I. Have first this campaign and
went something really good for you guys to just up bad for
everybody but Kilbor. So I've moved, I have action
twice and I don't need to use mybonus because I'm still in rage
so. If that couch ends a little.

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Bit all right then that will bring us to Sud.
Yep, going to do the same thing.I'm going to strike through my
echo and unfortunately I only get unless I quit, only two
attacks. So here we go.

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Damn 12 does not hit. That's a miss.
Yes. Oh.
Wow. Oh.
My God. Yeah.
It's a net one. This is rolling night.
This is the second night in a roll I've rolled like second
night in a row that that we've rolled like dog shit.

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Criminal for your roles? Watch out Professor
Boomingheimer roll her pick oddsor evens.
Why does that not move further away from you even?
OK, because Gilbert is in range.I'll roll AD 4 if it's even.

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Studs damage goes to Professor Booming Hammer 'cause he loses
concentration or he keeps his concentration and it goes
through dust and hits kilbore. And that was an unarmed strike,
by the way. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it was.

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And not happy with Kilbore. So Kilbore, his echo, misses
Lord's strike completely and just Nicks you in your shoulder
for six damage. I'd like to think that my echo

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deuce turns to a couch and kind of winks and says I got your
Boo. Well, you can will it, so it
does happen. He turns and winks and I don't
know if he can speak, but he at least mouse the words.
Yeah. I said I was sorry.

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He's the enemy, right? He turned on you, right?
That's why he was attacking Couch.
You're just defending Couch. Yeah.
And I believe that's all I can do.
I mean, that was my second attack and that one can't really

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bonus action, can't do 2 weapon fighting.
Yeah, Yep. Nope, that's about it.
All right, Well, then that will bring us to Utrin.
Yeah. So I'm going to go ahead and get
him with the old frostbite. And he's not he didn't have any

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resistances or immunities to cold.
Right, Right. All right, so we're going to
find out your constitution. Save a 15, please.
Damn. Well, I will first rule the D4
and then the three from my mind.Slippery.
That's where the D4 is broken. I've ruled by one every time on

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the D4. What?
So what was that constitution hesaid does the 13 save?
No, it doesn't. All right, what happened?
So I caused a numbing frost from1:00 to 1:00 creature that I can

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see within range. The target must make a
constitutional saving throw and it fails save.
The target takes one or two D6 coal damage and has disadvantage
on the next weapon attack hole that makes this one at the end
of the next turn. Oh he's toy find hopefully.
I said the old frost damage and then has disadvantage.

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On next weapon. Attack.
From a cantrip. Yeah, Adams Nines.
Yeah, disadvantage. Probably my lead favorite
status. Damn.
Stuff. Yeah.
Tell us about it. That's why I used to.

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We don't know anything about Yeah, we were born in
disadvantage. I don't know what you're talking
about. You're not how it should.
Kilborn maybe? Yeah.
Well, I'll write you through. Anything else you would like to
do? Nope.
That's all I can do. My turn is over.

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All right. And that will bring us to
Professor Boomingheimer. Boomingheimer is looking at Sud
and Deuce and realizing that none of his lessons are being
taken to heart and he's just going to slowly back away a few
steps. Where you going?

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I have a better view over here. And with that, you know, I, I
have so many spells, but they'reall like charm and fright and
psychic and I can't, I think so.I can't get out of all these
spells I can't use. So without being very clever,

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he's going to take his trumpet and he's going to lift it up
magically in his hand and he's going to catapult that at the
the worm version of Chuckle strife.
All right, let's go. That is a Dexterity saving
throw. Oh OK, let me do I for Bane.

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Do I roll the 1D four each time or just once per the round I
believe? It's every time.
I thought so too. OK -3 yeah, it says whenever.
Yeah, yeah. Well, if he rolled a Nat 20,

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yeah, well, that passes not see.Here I can't.
I'm I'm double checking just to make sure it takes half damage.
No, it just misses. No OK it's hit or suck.
So that sucks. He dodged.

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Anything else you would like to do?
Nope. I just want to be out of range
of any great acts and I'm I'm good over here.
Fair. All right, well, then that's my
turn. That brings us back to Kilbor.
All right, we're going to we're going to do this again without

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the the ring. Critical something.
Yeah. All right, let's go, let's go.
Second, my window's doing something funny.
I had really hoped that ring would make things interesting.
So it has. Oh yeah, that was fun.

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All right, we're going to swing the great sword and does an 11
hit. It does not.
I did use the channel divinity again.
Right. OK so three more of these How
about a 12? No that is a mess.

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He is shit dodging you left and right.
Silver's just like Bob, blindly swinging around like a Figure 8
not had nothing. The couch is dodging you at the
boss and the third rolls in thatone.
Oh my gosh. Yeah, roll your damage for Deuce

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an 11. He's gone, He's gone.
He's gone. That's right.
You know, everybody's staying away from you, bro.
He kind of deserved that one. But anyway.

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It's alright the. One day back, all right, that
kind of like channeled him a little bit.
Does a 24 hit. Yes, yes it does.
Roll your damn head here. Still within 5 foot.
About the Deuce, Deuce plus 3 for A7, all right?

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I mean, he's still up there, buthe is definitely getting tired.
You can see his breathing is picking up.
And then I'll end my turn for sure.
All right, now bring us to him. I'm not going to use the

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legendary action. He's in his second form.
We're not that close, All right?He's just going to do his three
attacks on billboard, cutting this and the one that that's

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been holding its attention, and he hits him every time at the
end before his turn. Maybe I should have took a
potion. Since the.
End of the 21 hit, Yes. All right.

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So. That will be one D12 + 4 for 21.
Oh, the board goes down, he goesdown, he goes down.
Oh, no. Wow.
No, dad, it's been bullying everybody.

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All right, so the death here is a little different because you
guys activated his second form, because you guys all put on that
mask. She has a trait, Mask of the

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Forgotting Joe. So Kilbor, you do not make life
or death savings rose because your life is not in the balance.
Instead of going to Mortivus, your spirit shows up first on
this Meadow. And it's just, you know, a clear

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blue sky, an endless Meadow of sunflowers.
And there's a woman who, you know, just you get the feeling
of your mother just comes walking up and says, oh, my poor
child, don't worry, Mativas has no power here.

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Come and play. And she just drags you into the
field with all. And you start, your spirit goes
from an adult to in a child, andnow you're just playing in a
field with children. And that will bring us, all of
us still my turn. So then he will make his

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attention to couch. And.
You guys can still bring him back like heels and everything
still. Works OK.
I was like on my yeah. I just want to be that clear.
But his? Spirit being.
Awful. Makes sense later on in the
story. Killers have it.

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Out. Skipping.
Around and playing rooms. He might not want to come back,
maybe not. He's just out there playing,
having fun out. There's a 14 hit.
Tickles. Hold on, hold on.

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Gosh, that's your what is your AC?
It's turning to 20. Oh, OK.
Yeah, you were saying it misses.Got it.
Yeah, yeah. So he's going to make his third
attack. He's got a real damage on
himself for the third time tonight with that gnat 1.

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And that is one die 12, just 4, so 8.
And then one guy 61. Well, so 812 damage total to

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himself 'cause I don't even knowhe was just biting in a rampage
and one of the mouse bit anothermouth and caused 12 damage and
then that will bring us to Aries.

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All right, well, the if I can dothis one again, I'm going to
cast Guiding Bolt again. I'm at first level.
There's a. 20 hit. 3020 and he'sgoing to do oh, I roll way

(01:39:09):
better this time. 20 damage of radiant damage. 20 radiant
damage. Oh yes, nice.
Nice, nice, yeah, calm the clean.
Well, he is not out of this yet,but he is now looking your way

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Aries, and if a bigger attack does not happen, he will move
onto you. Bring that with strap.
And with that it is Eutred's turn.
What? Aries and me and oh couch it.

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Yeah, I'm sorry. The couch.
Sorry. I'm going to take this one
couch. Take it, man.
All right, let me see. I am going to bonus action
Manifest echo. You know what?
I'm going to put her right, put him right there and do my

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attacks. All right, let's go.
Do my saying it right and I got nothing special I can do except
for if I quit. Or.
If I hit. Period.
Does a 14 does not hit? Oh wait, that was supposed to be
with advantage because the guiding bolt, so I'm going to
just roll it again. Does a 22 hit. 22 does hit.

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Right, rolling that first damage.
I am going to. I believe I roll it twice.
I am as convoluted as a wizard. All right, I'm going to take the
9 damage for that one. OK.
All right. And then swing in for my second
attack. All right, does a 26 hit 19 + 7?

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I think if I was one more level I would have been able to take
19 as a crit. I don't know.
All right. We're all really little.
Now just for that first one. 1st.
One, yeah, just yeah, I'm going to see if we get a 12.
OK. I'm going to go ahead and take.
Does he get advantage because ofBane 2?

(01:41:34):
No, no, it was from my last. That's just the negatives.
OK, yeah, I was just making sure.
I remember Bane being really nasty.
Yeah, that definitely helped. No, it was from guiding.
It's just that first. Yeah, I don't.
If if Bane had given advantage, we would have all had either
flat rolls or advantage this whole time.

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I. Would.
Just make it show I am going to go take the 15, not the seven
for the damage. So my damages in in that one is
a nine and a 15. Do we love him?
I mean. Is he dead?
Not dead, not yet, but he is there.

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He has a lot of hip points. It's there.
No, I can't. Yeah.
All right. Anything else you would like to
do? Yes, but I can't because I don't
know the action economy for it. That's it.
That's all I can do. OK, then that will bring us to

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couch. All right.
Thanks for stopping him up. Hopefully I can do something
here. Yeah, man, I'm wearing my my.
Wisdom savoring saving is an 18 and that's the sad the rolls are
turning around. That you roll flat means you
just roll flat. Yep.

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It does not. It does not.
All right, then I'm going to thesecond action.
Robot Kilbore, you're dead. The Kilmore is all you guys know
is his arms are just dangling down by his side like they're

(01:43:26):
dislocated, but he's still holding on to his weapons and
standing there. In fact, if you.
Want you can give me an insight check?
Why not insight? I'm not too insightful.
Neither am I smart nor do I can I read or know.
Anything about history? With his you being Kilbor's

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friend I will say that as a pastand you noticed his mask is
starting to take form of what heactually looks like underneath
the mask but a more like dead version.

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Or die over there. So I have.
Yeah, so I have. Movement plus I have another
action right? Is that ever action attack only?
Yeah, only under. Yeah, only another attack, but
you do have a bonus action. So my thought was I.
Would run over to them and give them my ocean and greater

(01:44:33):
healing. That just was that.
He could roll or you could roll the HP for him.
You wouldn't get the Max HP right?
Is that what you guys want me todo when we just trim it?
Attack? The boss here?
Well. You can do both, but you still
have your other attack. Oh.
Well, we're gonna have to come bumps.

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What are we talking about here? All right, so we're running.
Around 4D force I went well, youfinish your attack 1st and then
you can run over there and give him the potion all right,
rolling for the attack. Yeah, that's not good. 2 plus
looks for 8:00. At least it wasn't A1.

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Zombie only two? Well, now I'm going to run over.
To Chilborker and hand over. My.
There was section of the Bush invented human that's 4D fours
+4. So cat throws a 6 + 4 for 10.
All right, so Kilbor, all of a sudden you are whips away from

(01:45:45):
your idol, the hood friends on this nice open Meadow, and
you're now back facing Lord Tickle Stripe right in front of
your face. It's an HT, Ouch says.
You don't get. You don't get.
The token vacation. While we're sitting in here and

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fleshy. Fight wigging.
Whatever this place is. Mick Kilbour opens his eyes and
he's singing a song from The Sound of Music and he's like,
what? What?
So Couch, that was your action, your bonus action and your
movements. So that is your turn and that

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will move us to Utrecht for realthis time.
Yeah, go ahead. And with my old you do Frostbite
again asked to OK. To.
Let me work God damn it. Let me roll my D4 for my

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negative another -3 and constitution.
Oof was 7. So that's going to fail.
It's going to be or if I say hitdamage and then negative.
Sorry, disadvantage on your nextweapon attack.

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OK, I heard you all right And then that will bring us to
Professor Boominghammer. Boominghammer looks around
nervously. He has one spell slot.
Oh yes, hello, let's see here. I'm gonna gonna save that last

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one, so I'm going to cast a canned trip of Thunder flap
behind Tickle stripe away from our thumb melee guys who were
there in the thick of it. Thunder clap.
It's a 5 foot emanation that originates from a place that I

(01:48:03):
can see. Oh Nope, it originates from me.
Never mind, can't keep on that. Hey a professor, can you throw
javelins? Not very well.
I got a fistful of javelins I can that you could use.
I mean, I've got one more spell slot so I could cast another

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catapult. I've just kind of been holding
off on it because I also have the shield reaction so I've been
kuwaiting for someone to be justbarely hit so that I could save
them from some damage. Like when Maria von Trapp over
there went down freaking Julie Andrews.

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The Hills. Are alive well.
Shut up. We're we're gonna.
He he looks at his little hand drum, lovingly Pats the top of
it, and he's gonna catapult his drum at the thing.
Oh, poor. Destroying all of his
instruments on on this worm monster.

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No deck save. OK, I'll minus Bane still I
believe. Yes, the bane and dex save.
It's funny, it's only been five turns.
Oh yeah. I don't think I can click in the
button enough. I think it's like one or two

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off, but 2, so -2 And you said that was a Dex save?
Yep, 20. I don't know what it is with
Professor Boomingheimer, but I hold the best when it since
turned Yeah. So he he dodges that he.

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He. He out of the corner of the side
this winter just keep, you know,throwing stuff at him.
And after the first one hit he said no more and it's just been
keeping a side eye on him and dodging his stuff left and
right. Socks to suck guys.

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Tell the story. Yeah.
And with that, it will be the brought back to life.
Kilbore. Yay back.
Thank you come from Jack. Buddy.
Appreciate it, buddy. Yeah, that was kind of that was
kind of odd. I can't wait to tell you what I
just what I just went through. Well, can.

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You tell me from six year away. OK, keep my first little face.
Buddy. Six seats.
Six seats. All right.
Kilber's going to kind of scoot over here.
Let's see, Is that about six feet just kind of north of this?
Right, right there next to my echo deuce.

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Yeah. He winks.
He winks at you, grabs your ass and nods.
You're fine. He's.
Good. Yeah, he's going to sneak in
between him and and and get to the other side and it kind of
surround this parasite pile of parasites with a little triangle
here. Let's see, what should I do?

(01:51:25):
I'm kind of throwing the kitchensink at him.
Let me check something real quick.
I'm going to use my bonus action, the lay on hands and I
am going to go ahead and use thefull 25.
No, OK Basically laying on handsis a healing power that gives me

(01:51:49):
a pool that I can restore my health from and give it to
myself or somebody else, right. And if we're being kids
friendly, I will not say what popped into my mind and say, OK,
you, you know, you kind of tap yourself on your face like
giving yourself a little pet talk and, you know, rejuvenating
yourself. Focus.

(01:52:10):
Regain your focus and you get your life back.
Like a bit of bump. Right, so this mask that I'm
wearing, I did use it once last round.
Do I? At what?
What was its powers again? Once per day, So, yeah.
So you can't use it again. Yeah.

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So once per long rest. All right, well, we'll just go
ahead. Should I play with one of my
rings guys? Should I hit him with a sword?
Shooting Stars. As long as you're as long as
you're planning. To the northeast.
Sure. All right.

(01:52:55):
We're going to, we're going to go ahead and pull out the ring
of shooting stars. Oh, I'm going to go.
So I'm going to expand 2 charges, the only two charges I
have in this bad boy and let's see, I can create one to four 3

(01:53:16):
foot diameter spheres of lightning.
The more spheres I create, the less powerful they are.
And these little balls of these little orbs of lightning, I can
move them around and basically one second, let me get there.

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So each sphere appears in an unoccupied space.
I can see within 120 feet. The sphere has the the spheres
last as long as I concentrate for up to one minute.
Each sphere sheds dim light a 30foot radius.
As a bonus action, I can move the sphere, but no further than

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120 feet, and when a creature other than me comes within 5
feet of this sphere, this spheredischarges lightning at that
creature and then it disappears.That creature must make ADC 15
Dexterity saving throw and on a failed save.

(01:54:21):
Maybe odds be ever in your favor.
Right, because yeah, on a failedsave the creature takes
lightning damage and it is basedon the number of spheres I do
and I'm going to make one and that is 4D12 of damage.

(01:54:41):
So yes. OK, roll high.
So I will first roll my D4 for my bang.
Oh, do I have to roll wisdom forthis?
Oh, Wisdom saving or a? It's a spell, right?
Yes, yeah. And I I got to do the wisdom

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save, but it where to say the DCwas 1515.
All right, so I got a -1 from Bang. 15,000,000 God damn.
Well do they get do you can't when it comes to decks with this

(01:55:24):
worm man? He rolls high, so he saved with
a 21 and all right. Anything else you would like to
do? All that I think takes it.
Damn. Lucky.
Thieves. All right, well, he, well, that

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would make it Lord Pickle Stripe's turn.
He wants to get the Aries, but this echo is in the way, so he
is gun going to attack that first.
It's a ten hit. No, All right, so then he will

(01:56:12):
make a second attack on himself.Was that Nat one?
He's been like the fourth time tonight. 4th or 5th?
5th time we didn't have to. Have a meeting and discuss this
house rule. Well, 1420 or 1919?

(01:56:41):
Yeah, 24/20/14 Ranger almost killed themselves.
My God. Tickle star Lord Tickle stripe.
Finish yourself. Tell us how you not entertained?
What was that my? Tell us how he finishes himself,

(01:57:07):
devours himself just. Very, very rapidly.
You're right. All right, well he has one more
tag, so he's going to try and make this echo disappear.
Does a 19 hit. A 19 does hit.
All right, so it disappears. Hold on, hold on.

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Yeah, that's. Let's get a roll though D4 to
subtract. So back rolls.
I forgot about that disadvantage.
Is it a weapon attack? Come on, it is a weapon attack,
Yeah. So the role just manage the all
just might have saved me. I rolled this maybe almost

(01:58:02):
another one so I'm. Going to say that doesn't hit.
She. Does not hit.
All. Right, that is this.
Turn Damn it is Aries that disadvantage saved my ass.

(01:58:24):
Yeah, my roles. That was like my only good role.
You've been not 20 and left and right.
Shut up. Like on saves I guess.
Yeah. I mean, I might attack her all
so all right, but I guess like, yeah, it's just going to fight

(01:58:50):
at some creature and just start uncontrollably laughing.
This is shoots another guiding bolt.
At the Greek. And it's going to be a night.
Time to hit. We're slipping if you swing
house on which damage Fortuni Radiant baby oh so close to

(01:59:15):
Notch. Oh.
Takes it. It is just he is down on one
knee track. Well, I guess.
Oh, you know you the parasitic word with a whole bunch of
mouths. You know he's gasping and this
creature is just making an awfulscreeching noise.

(01:59:35):
You can tell he is not happy. Don't worry, guys.
If you all miss, I have some shenanigans I can do.
It probably won't work, but Oh yeah, that's right, we'll have
an advantage. Probably won't work, but I'm
going to do my own shenanigans here.

(01:59:57):
I will run straight at him and attack with my weapon.
All right, you have a advantage.Well, as a bonus.
As a bonus. Action.
Well, first you got to you got to roll a Wisdom check DC-15 to
see if you have disadvantage from Zora 22.

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OK, well, you have advantage. OK, this is a.
Bonus action attack and I'm justswinging with my in my morning
dar and I get a 12. Man, oh.
Nice 22, the 22 hit. War priest, man.

(02:00:43):
Top. Damage. 8 damage with my
Morningstar. Oh, you charge in Russian?
You make your swing. Tell us.
Paint us the picture of you killing Lord Tickle Strike.
Let's. Go.

(02:01:04):
All right, right. So Aries was so amused by his.
Pathetic. Show.
To attempt to kill an echo. He thought it was so hilarious
that he just like, without thinking about it, just dropped
his guiding bolt, brought him tohis knees, saw that he didn't go

(02:01:26):
down, and said, you know what, no, not.
This time, so he. Grabs his weapon, charges in and
just bashing them on the top of the head.
Finish him off with his. War Storm final attack bonus
action from his War Priest bonusaction and splits his head open

(02:01:49):
with a morning star. And.
He's laughing the entire time he's.
Rushed rushing at him. I'd like to I'd like to say for
for flavor. Could I say that when you
because you were directly behindDooth when you shot that guiding
bolt, could I say that as the bolt was getting ready to pass

(02:02:10):
thud remove, you know, dismissedDeuce so that it wouldn't be he
wouldn't be in the way like justfor the flavor of it, like the
bolts flying through and then gone and then hit.
I like it. Yeah.
So you then you send this guy anarrow, He sticks his head up or
just his handles. Those toodles and disappeared.

(02:02:33):
Yeah. Poodles and as you.
All open it oozes on to the ground and his whole body just
starts to dissolve and then now it but it recreates itself into
a pedestal with a slot. With that, everyone gives me

(02:03:00):
initiative checks, not initiative insight.
I was going to say. Tow trolls in Nine. 100 I rolled
in 19 you're. Already 20.
Nice 20s. Oh yeah.

(02:03:20):
Now we're rolling high. OK you guys all suddenly realize
that you don't know how long it's been, but you guys have
been doing this multiple times in a never ending loop of a yes

(02:03:46):
carnival always arriving in thispoint.
In the past you would fail in one way or another or one of the
other adventurers would hit the reset.
But now you guys realize that you do not put the coins into

(02:04:08):
the pedestal and instead the exit is the artery of the God as
it opens up and is gritting out blood opens up for the way home.
And you got. Gentlemen, I believe we go this
way. No, Professor.

(02:04:31):
Yep, lead the way, professor. Ah yes, happily.
What would any of you have done without me here?
Well, I I truly like you. You should all really come to my
college and take some of my courses.
I could really teach all of you a few things.
Where's your college at? Clem College.
Anywhere near Ashfellian Arena. Oh, Lord's now?

(02:04:55):
Absolutely not. So you.
Guys are from all over the world.
I'm from the Elven Isles, you know where?
Else. Well, you're 1 to talk.
You should meet the Dark elves at Berkholm.

(02:05:16):
You wouldn't like elves either. Son, with that, you guys go
through the exit. Thud Thud is very, very much
considering putting in the coin in the slot and hitting the
reset, but goes with the others.He's got a boring job.

(02:05:38):
He stands guard at the freaking gates of the Australian arena.
They don't even let him watch. The only reason he knows about
Couch and Kilbor is because their posters are on the wall.
Oh no, he doesn't even get to watch.
Yeah, that's Dark elves for him.He's a glorified ticket taker.
Thanks for the fucking dark elves.

(02:06:03):
All right, so you guys walk through the heart portal and you
guys all just wake up like it was the very next day and like
maybe it was just a bad dream. You'll never know what is true
and what's not. And that is the town of Guts

(02:06:23):
Pool. And thank you.
Everyone for playing Empire rolls at all the wrong points.
Oh my God, those rolls were OK. I got to say.
Those rolls fuck. Like, there were some really
good rolls, really good, you know, rolling moments.

(02:06:45):
But for the most part it was just bare minimum to scrape by
for the some of these fucking rolls, you know, on all of us.
You. You too bark.
You know you can like. All over the place, we're either
really high or just really, really low.

(02:07:05):
There was no in between. The crypto therapist like, man,
we were really good tonight. Yeah, you 2 worry had to say
something. Rather than on stage well.
I I was. Really bad in the beginning, but
I guess I redeemed myself for belong.

(02:07:26):
Oh yeah, and freaking Aries withthe kill.
Hell yeah. Yeah, I mean, if he was back
close to death, I'm like, don't let him go down that easy.
Yeah, I know If you, if you've got the action economy as a war
priest to move in and take a final blow, what's the worst
that could you know that there was like four other people
before he get 5 other people before he gets a chance, you

(02:07:47):
know, like somebody's going to kill him.
So you're safe to move forward. Absolutely.
He was so. Close.
I'm like, man, I'll. Probably miss, but whatever
blaze of glory, I love it. You could do a a mini game of
the of the the mirrored fun house sometime and do like a

(02:08:08):
little mini game on a on a space.
Yeah, like maybe, maybe like next week.
Yeah, yeah. That's.
Correct this. Speaking of next week, everybody
here of course is invited. Next Wednesday we are going to
be hosting A, and I'm sure you've heard of it, an X space
for our one year anniversary of uploads.

(02:08:30):
And we're going to be talking with each other and players and
listeners and giving away prizesand trivia and kind of just
hanging out in a super duper celebratory dice discussions as
opposed to uploading a episode that day.
And to the audience listening, this will have had been about a

(02:08:51):
month ago. But it will be hopefully a
recorded space and you can go back and check it out.
I will be uploading it. I will be uploading it as an
episode. Even bad or.
Late. Yeah, we'll upload late, but
I'll predate it so that it'll still comes out on that
Wednesday. Or we'll have said we'll have
had come out, come out. Whatever tenses.

(02:09:14):
It's getting tense in here. Is it just me Mud?
It'll happen. It's going.
To happen. I'm going to sit on the phone
with Yamas as he's stripping therecorded audio out so that he
can upload it. Crying.
Well, Barbara, take it away withyou.

(02:09:35):
Oh, man. Yeah.
Sorry. Sorry.
Yeah. So this is the ending.
Thank you everyone for coming and playing for my first
campaign. Just a little note, I quickly
put this together and was using this to see what I forgot to do,
what I could do better. And I I got a lot of good

(02:10:00):
feedback on how to improve. So going forward, hopefully my
campaigns are a little better. And yeah, so with that, we'll do
outros the same way we did intros, starting at the bottom
with Yemen's. Yemen very much a lot of fun.
I love, I love body horror, you know, like I, I know I've talked

(02:10:22):
about this world that I want to create.
So it's like I'm I'm all here for this.
And like you said, this was yourfirst time D Ming and on top of
that, D Ming for a podcast, likeI, you know, the pressure, I'm
sure, you know, you did good. And if you keep at it, you'll
get better and better and betterand boom, you know, like it it

(02:10:45):
that first step is always the hardest.
You know that first step is always the hardest.
The only thing I don't like about discord is I can't do
emotes while people are speakingbecause I want to be throwing up
the one hundreds like on X but Ican't.
Yeah. But yeah, thanks Fanny.
I'm yeah, you're 100% right. And the more you do it, the

(02:11:07):
better you get at it. And that first step is always
the hardest. So I encourage to any community
member out there that has some free time on their hands and
wants to give their try at DMN to check out D&D Beyond and the
tools and use your imagination. And then we absolutely will

(02:11:30):
bring us to Waldo McCoy. Yeah, brother, that was fun.
I had, I had a good time playingman, you not cowboy out.
So Couch approves. Chris, it's good to see you new

(02:11:51):
blood in here. So I appreciate you stepping up.
And it was it was fun, had a good time.
But yeah, no D&D 721 news podcast.
They've been going on for quite some time.
Kind of a special number here, but appreciate all you guys and

(02:12:11):
we're just having fun and let's keep building.
Just ask everybody out there to go do something good for their
community. Yeah, and I will add on to that
crypto or your word neighborhoodcommunity doing good in either
one is always a net positive. And with and thank you very

(02:12:32):
much, Waldo. I'm glad you enjoyed your time
on this campaign. And even though you were the
only one, I got the kill becauseI was trying to kill you all.
It's so fun. Glad to hear that.
And with that, it brings us to the crypto therapist.

(02:12:53):
Yeah, man, it's definitely fun. Appreciate you, Bartoshi, for
the DNA. And you did great.
No complaints here. And appreciate everybody, you
know, coming out and playing on every week and really making it
a fun time. Appreciate Chris showing up.
And I've been trying to get him in here for a while, so-called
him to come through and play with us for this two shot.

(02:13:17):
And yeah, just want to remind everybody about the Fiber
Sequoia Forest. We are playing a lot with music
and trees and Sheba Fest is coming up in literally 2.
Weeks. Which is crazy.
So anybody in the Michigan area,feel free to come through.

(02:13:39):
I'll be performing at Sheba Festalong with the two other really
amazing musicians, and it's going to be fun stuff.
And you can check out what I'm doing.
Yeah, let's go. And you can check out what I'm
doing over at desotomusic.com. Thank you, Eva.
And if you do go to the Sheba Fest, that's, I don't know the

(02:14:02):
exact town, which they say, Muskan Muskogee.
Michigan. Muskegon.
Michigan. Yeah, it's just a little South
of there is a State Park, Worn Dunes.
If you guys have a chance, checkit out.
If you like nature, it's great. As an actual clay pit that's
right there on Lake MI as Dune Hills.

(02:14:28):
No, man, it's beautiful. I I when I was a kid, we used to
freaking camp at the dunes. No shit.
Yeah, no. Shit, yeah.
Yeah, I'm not in the Midwest anymore, but yeah, man, me.
Neither. We used to go camping up there
all the time. I loved it, Yeah.
Yeah, that's awesome. I mean, small world, no shit.

(02:14:51):
And then with that we'll go to couch adventures.
Hey guys team, appreciate it. I think we did very well,
especially I felt annoyed when we were outdoors and said you
used to go first on that turn there.
So really cool stuff hang up on.I love the thing.
About being violent, that was that was me, a type of

(02:15:13):
environment as well as barrack violence, carnivals and love of
that stuff. So this one, this one goes.
Cool for me. So when I talked about for the
first time that was doing a straight to be involved with
that and. Yeah.
As for that plug on a chain, I'mtelling him style standing at

(02:15:34):
the town when we find joint hereby wounds Rest launched
burgeoning through which includes farming pools, More
rewards and more ways to do fight on the Shibarian side.
Train lots of deeds and for yourlisteners say it'll defy farming
pools. Oh my God, I'm confused.

(02:15:55):
I'm join either the D and D720 telegram or the canine finance
telegram and there's a whole bunch of lovely people that will
be more than happy to break it down simply for you.
And thank you, Couch, for the nice words.
And I'm really glad you showed up to this.
You and Waldo are always a blastof having a campaign together.

(02:16:20):
It's always, there's some fun laughters and someone crying.
And that brings us to our normalDM Mud.
Hey everybody. Thanks so much for coming to
this game. It's I, I have to just say it's,
it's really special to me to have Parkoshi, a member of our

(02:16:40):
community who, you know, startedas a person who heard about our
project, heard the podcast, listen to the episodes, enjoyed
the show, played as a player himself, and now here he is all
grown up taking the mantle of oh, Dungeon Master.

(02:17:01):
It, it's really special to me because this is the kind of
experience that we want to provide a here at DND 721 at a
place where you don't have to bea voice actor, you don't have to
be a, you know, a, a theater person or any of those kinds of
things like you hear on other podcasts.

(02:17:23):
We're regular people. So Barkoshi, my hat is off to
you. Thank you for bringing this
experience to all of us and to the listeners and to anybody who
wants to get in the comments andsay anything about how Barkoshi
did. You can bring it to my DMS 1st
and I will tell you until you try it, you don't get to, you

(02:17:45):
don't get to judge or criticize.So it's not easy, but it can be
a very, very fun time. And when you're with a good
group like this, it doesn't matter your level of experience.
We can have a good time to doingthis together and that's what
we're here for. So I will get off my soapbox.
Thank you again, Bartoshi. To the listeners, if you like

(02:18:08):
this content, be sure to check out d&d721.com, check out our
website, and you can get in on the action just like any of the
seven of us playing in this community game.
Yeah, thank you for that. But let me just say, let the

(02:18:32):
haters say what they got to say in the comments.
That pushes the algorithm, baby,come on, let's go.
Haters, tell me what you thoughtabout me.
Let's go. And for all the people that you
know thought they did a great job, I would like to hear that
too. But I encourage the haters to
help push the algorithm to make my friends money.
So let's go and with that, it brings us to another first timer

(02:18:59):
of this campaign, which was exciting for me having a
beginner. So I hope my lack of experience
doesn't scare you off and you had a good time.
But it's the mofo D yeah, you'reout.
So thanks for having me. Thanks for the warm my welcome

(02:19:19):
year, everybody. Thanks crypto therapist for the
invite. So exciting, really enjoyed
adventure. I like the can Morty spin off
and this kind of like person Halloween fan away.
It was kind of cool. But yeah, it was very nice and I
look forward to more adventures and seeing Bakarshi grow a
little bit here as in Texas journey.

(02:19:41):
Not yet. Thanks for joining us again man,
and great to hear that you want to join more.
That's always exciting when first timers say they want to
come back, and I'm sure that's music, the mud and Yams's ears
as well. Absolutely.

(02:20:02):
And was that everyone? Well, I guess I I'll go into
more on the bulls and bears, butI will say I did have some cool
mechanics for the environment, but because I messed up the map,
it didn't really work. So I had to skip them.

(02:20:22):
But I didn't make this like a replayable map and where
characters can get trapped here.So when like although died, if
he wouldn't have been brought back to life and you guys left
or reset, he would have became atrial you guys faced in the

(02:20:44):
carnival. So that's why I say Motivus
doesn't have powers because yoursoul stays inside the gods and
powers to God. So a little behind the scene
there and this is that this was Barkoshi DND 720 community DM

(02:21:04):
game night. I thank you everyone for going
in. Thank you for all the listeners
for listening. I had a blast building this and
playing it with you all. Thank you everyone and have a
good night. Night.
Good night, everybody. Thank you.
Good night. The.

(02:21:39):
Heart beats hollow in a Crimson hall pipe.
Strip EE down the wall. 6 fools staggered where the marrow sings
face to worm in a top hat pulling puppet strings.
He cracked his cane, left a venom draw, stepped right up on

(02:22:02):
the last, and worst of all, that's the showdown in the Guts
Full carnival. His jacket stitched from 1000

(02:22:32):
skins grin wide open when the darkness begins.
Aura like tar made your dice allfail, every swing slipping like
a drunk on a rail. The ringmaster jeered the better
start to fall, missed every strike till they finally killed

(02:22:54):
him on that's how it ends at thegutsful carnival.

(02:24:09):
Ribs and veins they carve their way through meets where the lost
all stay. The heart yawned open with a
blind anglow. One last gamble and it let them
go. Teleported home still spattered
in thrall. Left the corpse to rot Where the

(02:24:32):
God's full fall, and no one forgets the God's full car.

(02:25:20):
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