Oneshot: Of Men and Bunnies Part 2

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Hello everybody and welcome to another exciting adventure in
Discoria where we are playing out our most recent one shot of
men and bunnies. This is a two shot.

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We are returning for the exciting conclusion to this
story and I am joined by three very excited players.
My 3 very excited players. Why don't you introduce yourself
for all the listeners? Hello, everybody.
My name is SF. It is a pleasure to be once
again invited to this show. Thank you, Mud.

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You're wonderful. Today I'm going to be playing
Amagus Spellmonger. Some people sell their swords,
but I sell my spells. Amagus Spellmonger is a greasy
old man. And by old man, I meant he's,
he's actually like, like maybe 50.

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He's not. He's not terribly old for a
human in this world. He might be a little bit on the
older side, but he's definitely greasy.
That qualifier will never go away.
Yeah, he's a he's a mercenary who who is a spell sword.
He's a spell Slinger, and that'swhat he does.
And he doesn't get along with Heyoka one bit.

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Heyoka what a what a lineup. Go ahead and introduce yourself
and your character. Hello, my name is Heyoka.
I'll be playing Adrian Fletcher today.
Adrian is a necromancer wizard who is a bit insecure and thinks

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that he's better than everybody else, but that's just because he
doesn't have other friends to prove that he's better than.
Usually everybody that he proveshimself to are dead, so that's
Adrian. That's Adrian.
And last but not least, we have Miss Mika Lumi with us.
Hello, Hello. My name is Mika Lumi.

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I'm going to be playing Yumi Lumi Yoko.
I am a a cleric of the Twilight Domain and I, my character can
get a little silly, very unintentional in some of her
actions and quite buff. I will say quite buff.

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There's not much else to her. She's very simple.
I would say. Yeah.
Great times. Let's go.
Great times. Well, let's just do a short
recap for our listeners. Just to remind everybody
listening, this is a level 6 adventure that these 3 heroes
are on, and they were tasked by a city of the Empire to chase

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down a group of cultists who hadbeen conspiring and dissenting
against the throne. And then they found out also
potentially worshipping some form of a prohibited God or a
heresy God of some kind or something that they didn't like.
So they shut it down. But the cult leader and several

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of his followers did escape the city, and that was where the
three of you were tasked with chasing them up the mountain and
down the other side to bring them to justice and return them
back to the Empire, dead or alive.
Those were the simple instructions you were given, and
what followed was a, in my opinion, hilarious series of

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events where the three of you made your way up the mountain
through multiple challenges thatwere pretty entertaining to
watch. A a heavily armored paladin and
a couple of Wizards get through.But you made your way up the
mountain and down the other side, surviving avalanches and

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all kinds of different obstaclesin your path, including a couple
of stone giants who had a Riddlefor you that you immediately and
perfectly answered and have promised to go back and get a
beer with the husband male giant.
Oh yeah, thanks for reminding meabout that.
I didn't put that on my calendar.

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Oh yeah, no, he is going to holdyou accountable to that one.
The three of you made your way down the mountain, and you were
also encountered a group of wildlife bunnies that began to
follow you. They were little eldritch
horrors in the fact that the longer you looked at them, the

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bigger and bigger their big black eyes got, until at one
point their eyes were stretchingacross their face and across the
ground and across half the mountainside.
And then you'd look away and look back, look at them, and
they'd be back to normal. But the longer you stare at
them, the bigger their eyes get unexplainably.
And also they seem to be feedingoff of the arcane energy that

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was coming off of the three of you during the course of your
travel down the mountain and into the badland.
Four of those bunnies, one of them that Fletcher picked up and
carried in his arms, and three others followed you down the
mountain, you suspect drawn to your own arcane powers and
continuing to follow you to feedon them.

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As you made your way across the Badlands, you did notice the
bunnies had gotten a little bit larger from the last time that
you saw them, the last time thatyou had like checked them and
looked at them, and you then encountered another cultist.
A very grueling interrogation took place, and you learned a

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little bit more about Discoria, a little bit more about the
Empire, and a little bit more about what these cultists were
setting out to do. And you then chose to kill that
cultist. And Fletcher used speak with
dead to try and question him some more.
He did not give any better answers once dead and instead

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began mocking everybody. And I believe Heyoka as Fletcher
then released the speak with dead spell and put that corpse
along with I think three other corpses that you have as well as
one animated dead walking zombiefloating on your tensors disc

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behind you as you continue to make your way N across the
desert. That's a mouthful.
Does anybody have any questions before we get started?
None for me. Ah, we take a short rest and my
friend Adrian, of which I'm veryfond of, will use Arcane

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Recovery to rest up and and undosome spell slot damage he's got.
I know Yamas has a lot of questions because he did not
hear the conclusion of the last episode, so he's probably very
lost, but that's OK. He's the editor.
He gets to clean it all up afterthe fact.

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All righty well, we're gonna just pick up right where we left
off. The three of you are continuing
your trudging journey N through this Scarabad land.
The dust is just choking and every time you start to think
you know, you you just have likethis straight line of sight
directly in front of you and youcould see as far as the eye

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could see across the plain. There's always a little
something that's in the way that's either like scraggly
cactuses or a one of those stalactites coming up out of the
ground. And it's just always in a in one
way or another, obscuring your vision as you travel, as
characters, as players. Do any of you have any

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conversation or any thoughts that you're sharing with each
other as you're making your way across the dusty landscape?
I'm just wondering if you're still going in the right
direction. Go ahead and give me a survival
check. All right, let's see here.
That is a 21. Absolutely.
Even in the like hard packed earth, you're finding traces of

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the cultists as they also have made their way N there are dusty
footprints. And there's other signs like you
can see where like a crowd of people one point or another like
would have like chopped through some of the like heavy foliage
like the the brambles or the cacti.
Like you can see where like man made paths were cut through as

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they were quickly retreating to the north trying to get away
from the three of you. So I communicate this to the
rest of my team. Whoa, I've been informed.
Can I do a survival check as well?
Yeah. Is there something specific that
you're looking for? Perhaps like a Prince or like so

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like markings that would lead usback to a or a secret path or a
secretive. Yeah.
Hey, OK. I apologize You, you are
breaking up a little bit for me.Is that is that just me again or
is that happening to anyone else?
It's happening to me a little bit.
OK. Hey, OK.
If I if I heard correctly, you're you're wanting to check

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for like other paths or trails that like they that might be
deviating from the main path. Yeah, anything that looks out of
the ordinary, something that could bend from the people that
we're following. Sure, go ahead and give me that
survival check. That's a nine, yeah.

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With a nine, you're, you don't see anything.
Whether there's nothing to see or you missed it, you're, you
know, that's up to you. Mm, hmm, nothing guys.
As you're making your way, you finally are pushing through some
of the tall scraggly Bramble bushes and weeds, and in front

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of you is a long you can finallykind of see far up on the
distance and there is a rolling dust storm that seems to be
sweeping in along the West alongyou.
And then it curves around and it's sweeping in along the east.
Could my Wizards please give me some Arcana checks?

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Until 3:00. Of 15.
Both are good enough you're you're both able to immediately
pick up. This is the same magic you were
feeling on the mountain that caused the avalanche.
I feel like just a little bit more than you though.
You, you beat me this time. These better not be those

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little. Shit, Dragons again.
I've had enough of them. It does not match the energy of
the Fey Dragons that you all diddeal with, but it it is
something where that that same power that caused the storm to
gather at the top of the mountain and the lightning that

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struck the mountaintop causing the avalanche, this dust storm
across these silt flats. It has that same arcane feel to
it. And pretty soon the that rolling
dust storm, it circles around the three of you and it sweeps
in, reducing your vision, reducing your line of sight, the

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sand and silt and just the the red dust grinding into your eyes
and creases and crevices of yourarmor.
Jeez. My creases and clavises.
Now unbelievable. OK, so so first we get caught in

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a snow avalanche, now we're getting caught in a dust
avalanche. I've had enough of these.
Avalanches. I've had enough of this natural
world. Unnatural natural phenomenon.
All right, so are we considered blind right now?
Not blind, but reduced vision. You still have a a sense of like

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which way is forward, which way is north?
But I mean blind, so I have blind sight.
Yeah, you bet. You could just close your eyes
and and use blind sight. Oh my goodness.
All right, I would like to cast Dispel Magic.
Awesome. OK, given the power of this
spell, that is going to be a funfact.

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It's home brewed. We're gonna just say DC-14.
Let's let's go with that. And then I'm doing Arcana.
What does it say to roll it withon your sheet?
The spell casting modifier. OK then go I'll I'll let you
pick whichever 1 is better for you.
You can do Arcana or you can just do like your straight

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intelligence if that's better. It is your choice.
OK. Oh, it just says ability check
using your spell casting ability, Yeah.
Yeah. So that I think that's why I
usually go with Arcana for thesethings.
Makes sense? Yeah, that would make it easier,
because right now I'm like you. Can you can cast guidance?
I shall cast guidance. You just need a 2 or better.

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You got a 15. That does it, Amagus.
You hold up your hands and describe for everybody what what
does it look like as Amagus successfully dispels the
sandstorm around you. A cool blue radiance emanates
from his hands and he says, I'vehad enough of this incessant

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chattering. And as the waves echo out from
his fingers, a deafening silencedoesn't echo because it wouldn't
be silent, but it would do what a silent echo would sound like.
And suddenly the magic is dispelled around him.
How was how was that for cinematic?

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That that's very cinematic, zoomy and Fletcher.
That was really cool. I look over and say, what do you
think of that, Fletcher? What happened?
I got dust in my eyes, couldn't see.
Well, when do you think you don't have dust in your eyes
anymore? Can't tell there's still dust in
my eyes. You must have dust in your ears

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too. You simple didn't.
With that, yeah, you you successfully dispel the dust
storm, and up ahead in the distance, the bunnies around
your feet grow just a tiny bit bigger.

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Not much. None of the bunnies actually
absorbed your dispel spell. Your arcana check was high
enough, but they are still just a little bit bigger.
And as you are watching, they continue hopping forward to the
north, kind of looking back at the three of you, kind of
looking to the north, noses twitching, ears twitching.

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And you guys do notice that someof the bigger ones, they do have
some fangs that are hanging downout of the top of their mouths.
These don't look suspicious at all.
Not on, no way. Totally.
How? How physically resilient are
these bunnies? I mean, you could always find

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out. I would like to grab one and pet
it. Yeah, it it doesn't resist or or
anything like that. It just lets you pick it up and
it's fur is very soft. Oh, these are nice bunnies.
They're nothing possibly could go wrong here at.
Least if we run out of food, we have these bunnies.

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They just can't snacks. Not this one.
His name is Gilbert and I love him Gilbert.
Would also be Gilbert in my stomach.
I chose Gilbert because it it didn't rhyme very well with
puns, but I guess, I guess you could always prove me wrong.
OK, so you you have named one ofthem Gilbert.

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Do you give names to the other 3at all?
One of them I'm. Not very and.
I know one of them punch out. OK, Gilbert, Pork Chop Lumi.
Do you name either of the other two?
Frijoles. Frijoles.
Yes. He's a bean.

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He is beans frijoles. And the last one, Adrian, that
you're holding in your hands, what do you give that one?
A name. I'll think about it, Adrian.
You name him Adrian, OK. Wow, I like, I like this Adrian.

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He quickly became the worst Adrian in the party.
All righty as the dust fully settles and you continue
traveling N following the bunnies.
Before long the mirages of heat rising up off the hard earth and
the packed dirt ahead of you youcan see cutting through the

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haze. There are a number of fires up
ahead. Large dark red and orange flames
creak upward and also mixed in, and some other places are some
arcanish like purplish white flames that are also burning.
And up ahead it is a little bit hard to see through.

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There's several of these tall, scraggly dead trees and shrubs
obscuring your direct vision, but you get the sense that just
up ahead are the cultists. Are you finally going to be able
to get our money? More money.
Yeah, you were paid half up front.

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But. I'll finally be able to send my
precious Gilbert to Bunny College.
That's a thing. Well, with enough gold it can
be. Yeah, it's it's well known the
arcane colleges will accept justabout anybody these days.
That's how Adrian got in, Trabada says.

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With that, I'm gonna give everybody a chance.
You've been walking like after the storm.
You've had a chance to kind of you can see the flames up ahead
and you can see that they aren'tmoving.
You know that the group is up ahead.
You have another opportunity to take a short rest.
So if anybody has any spell slotcapabilities or hit points that

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they need to regenerate, take. A long rest.
We should take a long rest. Everybody go ahead and give me
Wisdom checks. As Fletcher suggests, a long
rest. Ah.
Did I also get one? Yeah, myself.
Yeah, absolutely. I got a 3rd 2019.

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I got a 21 again. 19. All of you rolled high enough
that you know there's something going on up ahead, and if you
were to take a long rest and sleep for 8 hours, you would
probably miss whatever it is andit would probably be bad.
I'm so tired guys. Maybe we should take a short

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rest or just keep trucking into it.
Nor either either we're taking along rest or we're not resting
at all. Unfortunately, I would love to
have a short rest and use ArcaneRecovery.
However, I've already used that once per long rest.
For short rest we haven't. We haven't long rested yet.

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You have not. Yeah, we cannot.
So. So a short rest, what would that
do for us? Do you have anything that?
It was, yeah, it was my opportunity to like, let
everybody if you were missing any hit points for any reason,
you can use your hit dice to recover.
Or if you had any other featuresor traits that had to do with

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your character during short rests.
Is anyone anyone like to take a short rest?
Like if they would benefit from it I would not benefit.
Otherwise, I I am as exhausted as I would be now as though I
took a nap. You know when you when you wake
up from a nap and you, you like sweat too much and you feel like
you're dying? Yeah.
It's like when you add when you're sick and you like take

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like too much off medicine and you're like, Oh my God, I
shouldn't have done that. I just feel so worse than I did
before. See, that's what I'm worried
about here. That's a that's so much
Robitussin I don't want. A Robitussin nap in the middle
of my DND adventure. I have some of that in my robes.
Robitussin. Yeah, just in case anybody, just

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in case anybody got a cough along the journey.
I would like to cast major armorupon myself.
OK, not a bad idea. You are.
Everybody has a chance to prepare in any way that they
want as they are walking up on the camp.
So just like that casting major armor or any other preparatory.
I'm casting guidance upon myself.

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OK. All right, with that, go ahead
Adrian, do you have anything youwant to want to cast or want to
use? I was.
Just reading it, I just want to make sure it wasn't something to
say a lot again. OK, good.
Oh, right now all. Righty, the three of you make
your way N cutting through the shrubs and through the razor

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grass and all of the thorny, prickly, sticky things that are
growing out of this area, and you can hear the smokeless
crackling of arcane fires. As the three of you approach,
you see a scene before you. A number of fabric tents had

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been set up. All of them are now on fire and
burning. And up ahead you can see
standing in a circle a number ofthe cultists.
And they're all standing with their hands raised in the air.
They're all muttering and chanting.
All of them are standing in what?
As you guys are approaching, it appears that they're standing

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around a symbol on the ground. And at the head of their circle,
you see who you suspect to be Sigrin himself, standing about
10 feet above them on top of oneof those large stone stalactites
that I had described earlier. And he has his back turned to

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the cultists, and he himself is staring up into the sky.
Ha ha. Everyone can start the map for a
visual reference for what's ahead.
OK, awesome. No question.
Yeah. Is this what Sigrin looks like?

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Hold on, I. Loosely.
Or are we just to? Describe what Sigrin looks like
here. OK.
Yeah. No, you go ahead.
Oh OK, well, well what I currently perceive is that he is
a man of great nose stature and and pointy ears.

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His eyes are rolled back into his head.
He has a pair of goggles on his head.
He has a hairline that's as receding as his forehead and I
he has a bottom lip that competes with his nose.
He has white hair, yes. Go ahead, give me a give me a

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history check. OK, I'm I feel like I'm casting
Tasha's Hideous Laughter here with how MENA being a.
Little bit but go ahead like do me a history.
Check a history check. Let me H Where is it?
Oh, there it is. All right.
I got a gnat once. Can I do a history check on this

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guy too? Sure, Adrian, this that that
could be your uncle. Like he looks just like your
uncle. That's.
Or Amagus. Amagus.
It looks like your uncle. My uncle?
You've never seen this guy before You.
You have no recollection of who this could be.
Adrian, would you like to do a history check as well?

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And. I of Uncle Gus.
With a 12 Adrian, you know, you should recognize him.
It's a little bit different and there's something you just can't
quite put your finger on it. But he he kind of sort of
resembles A historic figure, but.
I think that's your uncle. Might this be the past King ah?

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Yes, good old king of the bar stool, Uncle Gus.
Lumi, as you say that it does spark the memory in Adrian with
a 12/12 was right on the cusp. With that, Adrian, you recall
some of the older texts of one of the older kings of the empire

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before the current king. One that was known to be a
little bit more loose fisted, a little bit less strict and
tyrannical, a little more accepting, and is generally
known for being a one of the more liked kings of the empire.

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But there's also no way for thatto be this person because that
king died over 100 years ago. Interesting.
I'd rather he be loose fisted than loosely wristed.
There's. A lucky guess, yeah.
With that, I'm going to determine something here.
Could somebody, any one of the three of you, please roll me AD

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10? You named all the little bunnies
with the names. I roll AD 10.
I did. On the map, you've got frijoles,
pork chop, Adrian Gilbert. I got a.
One, they're also wolves. They're they're beastial amagus.
They're beastial bunnies. Oh, oh, very well.

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Do you say roll initiative? No I did not.
I asked for AD 10 and let me roll to 1.
No. Or yay, I don't know.
You don't know yet. I got a nine baby.
Oh, that was AD. 12 and I I onlyneeded the one, the one D10.
Oh, OK. D12 amalgus you guys should

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you're you're going to be reallyhappy that Lumi rolled first OK.
As the three of you approach Amagus, you see the 8 cultists
standing around. The symbol carved into the hard
packed earth is very similar to the symbol that was on the
medallion you took from the cultist that the three of you

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interrogated and. Oh yeah, Adrian has that now.
Oh, does he OK. I I flipped it to him.
I don't know what he did with it.
Adrian, do you still have the medallion?
I don't remember him throwing mea battalion.
You, Heyoka don't remember or Adrian does not remember.

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I don't remember. I, I mean, I, I, Heyoka, don't.
I don't remember that. OK.
We're just going to. Say like take this buddy and it
holds on the floor or something.Yeah, right out of my hands.
OK, so I, I, I do need this resolved.
Are you saying that Adrian lost the medallion and no one picked

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it up and and brought it with you?
OK Amagus, as you're watching you see the 8 cultists all lift
the coin sized medallion betweenlike a thumb and a finger to the
air, and in the sky overhead black rolling clouds begin to

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fill the sky, similar to the dust storm.
Similar to the storm that causedthe avalanche, but these are
gathering in a much stronger amount of arcane power and they
hold the medallions up to the sky, and then all eight of them
in unison put the medallions in their mouth and seem to swallow

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them. I feel like the bunnies would do
wonders with these guys. I knew it.
These were chocolate coins. The words of of the cultist ring
in your ear where he said the way to use the medallion was to

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shove it up your ass. There might have been a grain of
truth. To that, I had to put it in my
body. The 8 cultists staring at the
sky put the coins in their mouths.
They seem to swallow them, and then all eight of them at the
same time, their mouth and theireyes begin shining this piercing

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white light up into the sky. All eight of them at the same
time. And standing raised up on the
stone stalactite. Sigrin himself has his back to
the three of you, and he's also staring at the clouds gathering
in the sky, And he slowly turns and sees the three of you,

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tired, bedraggled, exhausted, dusty, and almost with a lazy
look, he kind of cocks his head to the side, and all of the
cultists begin keening in unison, screaming up at the sky
as this white light emanates from their mouths and their

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eyes. Do the three of you do anything
immediately? I look at the sky.
I will. Give me as as you look at the
sky, I'll, well, I'll handle each one of you separately.
But Adrian, as you're looking atthe sky, give me a religion
check. Can I look at the sky and role
of religion check as well? If that is what you would like
to do with your free, turn here.Oh, OK, 16 and for mine I'll

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I'll let you. OK, with a 16 Adrian, as you're
looking up as a necromancer, youhave some understanding of not
just the mortal realm, but a little bit of an understanding
of what comes after death. You have a bit of a relationship
with the God of death, Mortivus.You have an understanding that

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there is other planes and realmsof existence, that there is
something akin to a hell, There is something akin to a heaven,
and then that there's an even higher plane above that one.
That is the divine plane. And as you are watching the
storm clouds gather and and circle above head with a 16, you

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know that there is something divine happening with those
storm clouds. OK, hey, I relay this
information. Sure, I feel like we should try
to interrupt it in some some way.

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Definitely. That's a good idea, Cleric.
Yeah. So you said we get a free term?
Yeah, before we do anything withinitiative or anything else, you
know, it's kind of up to you howthis moves forward.
Lumi and Amagus, you both have aa free turn here if there's
something you want to do. Oh I see, I would like to use my
bonus action to Blade Song. Perform a Blade song and then my

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my moving distance is now 40. OK.
If, if I can run up to these cultists, I would like to
fireball right there, right there, right right out of being
here. Right, right in the middle
there. That's right.
OK, we will handle your movement.

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You can get absolutely like you.You run, rush forward, pushing
through the foliage, through thebrambles, and you're absolutely
within range. Before we resolve your fireball,
Bloomy, is there anything that you do at the same time as all
of this? I'm thinking. 20 foot radius.

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I, I I'm going to run up. Let me see how far can I run
here. I'm going to run up as far as I
can. OK.
And then let me just see how long this lasts for and I'm
going to cast Spirit Guardians. OK.
And where are you? What is Spirit Guardians and

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where are you casting it? Wait, hold on.
Let me just check one more action real quick.
My apologies. These cultists are suspiciously
in the shape of a fireball circle.
OK. OK.
That that's very reasonable. If you had a familiar you could
you could touch things more easily.

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That's fair. I don't know if that applies to
clerics or not. I don't know if that's like
something that's unique to Wizards.
Well then, in this case I'll. Just use.
Yeah, like through the I'll. Just use bless on me, Adrian and
Ambagus. OK, and read Bless for

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everybody. You bless up the three creatures
within range whenever a target makes an attack roll or saving
throw. Before the spell ends, the
target adds 1D4 to the attack roll or save.
So everybody remember that this is a concentration spell that
Lumia is casting, so this will stay in effect as long as her

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concentration stays on the blessed spell.
What does it do for me? 1D4 on attack rolls and on
saving throws. Very good.
With that, Sigrin looks across you're you're casting the
blessed spell Amagus. You're you're gathering up the
fireball in your hands, and Sigrin begins talking to the

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three of you, and his voice carries unnaturally on the wind,
as if he had cast like a prestigitation, but you don't
see him cast anything. It's almost like the wind
carries his words with them in away that you can tell that he's
almost talking to himself, but it's loud enough that you can

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hear. And he says, born in whispers,
sown from screams of righteous and unrighteous anger, willed by
blind hands that begged for fire.
They prayed. I answered.

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And he looks down at the cultists who are all continuing
to scream in the circle. And he continues, half breath,
half divinity. Empires are brittle things, and
they groan against my winds, forI am storm unborn lightning

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still coiled this cult. He motions a hand at the aid of
them, and he says, building their faith sufficient, their
end. Irrelevant.
But my darlings. Ah, the twitching ears, the

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teeth gleam. My little territorial beasts
feed thur like white clouds before the storm, and claws like
prophecy, Soft but sharp with purpose.
They gather and they feed in their own way.

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In their own way, they worship. Not man, not God.
Something truer. I do not rise, I replace, and I
will blow through it all and make another one.
When the sky splits and he looksat the three of you, remember

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this voice. It will be the last mercy you
hear. Sigrin looks back up at the sky
and with a boom of Thunder. Adrian, as you're also watching
up at the sky, you can see the divine image of a throne

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stretching across the sky in thestorm clouds themselves.
And with your religion check, you get the sense that whatever
Sigrin is, he is attempting to ascend to a divine throne.
Amagus, go ahead and roll damagefor your fireball, but before

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you do, before you do, I need you to roll an arcana check.
I got a 13. All right, with a 13, your
fireball lands in the center andthe explosion erupts in all
directions. And the cultists all all scream

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as they are scorched and their skin crackles and burns.
Go ahead and roll the damage, I don't think any of them can
survive it. But go ahead, they all fail
automatically. 35. Yeah.
Fun fact for our listeners at home, cultists have nine hit
points. Your flames cut through all

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eight of the cultists, and some of the flames you see Carrie
beyond the circle of cultists asthey scream and burn, all eight
of them lighting up like torches.
The white light continues piercing out of their heads, out
of their eyes and mouth, up intothe sky, forming the throne in

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the sky above head. And some of that arcane fire
wisps past Sigrin and into a more monstrous, larger, thicker
looking Bunny that hops through the foliage behind Sigrin.
So this was really funny. Suddenly I, I was like measuring

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20 feet, like radius from the cultists.
And I was like, Oh yeah, you know, maybe seagrin's in this
path. And then suddenly a Bunny popped
up and I was like, Oh no. Yeah, so that that Bunny is
well, yeah, no Bunny. Bunny is in range.

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That's right. With that 35 damage, OK, bear
with me a second. That's a lot of his health.
That Bunny is also encased in flames, and it shrieks, and it

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bares its fangs at you, Amagus as your fireball, Amagus as your
flames scorch it. The cultists are no longer
screaming, they are just stuck in place, continuing to stare at
the sky, just each of them, a burning torch with white light

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coming out of the top into the sky.
I do need everybody to please roll initiative. 19.
That's a good initiative. Oh.
F4 No. Okie Dokie the Eva Arcane Bunny

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makes a screeching sound and thecheck for this was one D 10 + 2.
So you guys see a total of 3 monstrous arcane bunnies come
out of the foliage as well that had been gathering around
Sigrin, one of them looking veryhurt.

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And with a 19 amagus you will befirst.
See ya, Amagus wishes he had some ranged attacks that weren't
magic right about now. All right, I don't know what
Seagram can do, so I would like to move to this evil arcane

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Bunny #3 to the right. OK.
And so I would like to attack itwith how close.
Are you looking to get like right up next to it?
Oh, right up next to it. OK, I have 40 movement speed.
Yeah. Piece of cake running through
the foliage, or like around again the the the Bramble, weeds

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and dead trees. You make your way up to the evil
arcane Bunny. What are you doing, Amagus?
Very well, I shall attack it with my scimitar of wounding.
OK, go ahead and roll. And then I can bless oh the 9:00
and then the blesses of D4. Yes.

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I got 11 in total. And 11 is a miss, I am sorry to
say did. You use now plus.
Four with that. Yes I did, and then how do extra
attacks work if I miss the firstone?
Yeah, because you're a spell sort, so you get to make a
second swing. All right, with my second swing,
instead of using my my extra attack, I have a feature that

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allows me to use a cantrip. OK.
So I shall totally read what I am doing.
Ah, I will do booming blade. I shall brandish my weapon and
choose a creature within 5 feet and if I hit, the target suffers
the normal effects and if the target willingly moves 5 feet or

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more before then, they take 1D8 Thunder damage.
So it's going to be a neck. Because I'm five fifth level,
there'll be an extra D8 assumingI hit.
OK awesome, as you cast the cantrip please roam me an arcana
check. Oh no, a fool that I am.

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It is DC. 13 I got a 13. Meets it beats it, The arcane
Bunny that you run up on. You cast the spell, and as the
spell comes out of you, it bearsits teeth at you.
And it does look like it. It grows a few extra muscles in
its shoulders, but it does not get a chance to fully absorb the

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spell. The spell does take effect.
Go ahead and make it roll. Very well, it is 13.
I have to roll AD 4, that is the17 in total.
That'll hit it. Go ahead and roll some damage.
That is an 8. OK, eight points of damage to

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the evil arcane Bunny. As your blade cuts into it.
You see it the the white fur bleeds red.
These things bleed. They bleed because the cantrip
says it suffers the weapons regular effects.
Does that mean I can apply my wounding with my scimitar?
Mm hmm. I'm gonna say yes.

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Like you've you've hit it with the blade.
So yeah, it gets the same wounding effect.
It is wounded, so at the start of each wounded creature's turn,
it'll take 1D4 necrotic damage for each time I wounded it.
It can make ADC 15 CON saving throw to end the effect of all
such wounds. OK, gonna tell you right now.

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The giant bunnies, decent con, but not, not not the greatest
constitution score you ever saw.OK, so that you did the booming
blade. So it did the 5 + 3 for eight
damage. If it moves, it takes additional
damage, right? Right.
It'll be two D 8 because it's onthat fifth level or above.
Got it. OK.

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Anything else with your turn there?
No, I, I have done quite a bit enough I'm.
I'm done. Here, Yeah, you killed 8
cultists. That was turn 0.
That was, yeah, that was at the very beginning.
All righty. So that was Amagus at 19.
Next up is Sigrin. As he looks down he kind of

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sighs and he says the bunnies will be what remains in the
ruins of the empire. I topple and he is also going to
cast a spell here. He uses his full turn, lifts
both his hands up into the sky, and you all see the storm clouds

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spinning above head. They begin spinning faster and
faster, and pretty soon they're forming a cyclone like shape.
And with his hands raised up, you all hear as the sky begins
to scream. And from the sky a flaming

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tornado descends down into the center of the map, right at the
point where the cultists were gathered around.
And you can see the charred remains of the 8 dead cultists
are immediately dissolved, burned into cinders, and

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absorbed up into this flaming twister that ascends up into the
sky. And at the mouth of it, at the
very top in the sky, you can still see on the divine plane
the empty throne that Sigrin continues to stare at.
And Sigrin glances down at the closest person to him, which
would be Amagus, there next to the arcane Bunny, and the

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twister moves in your direction.Could you please give me a
Dexterity saving throw? And you get to add your bless to
that Dexterity save as well. That's a unnatural 20 maybe.
Natural 20 the you You do save the twister.
Spinning black clouds and red dust and flames wheels around

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the Bunny and grazes across you as it shoots across from you,
burning up more of the tents around the surrounding desert
scape, consuming more of the plant life in the trees and
singing you. You only take half damage, so
that will be 11 points of damage.

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And the twister rages past you, circling up around the
encampment. That is it for Sigrin that's
going to bring us to oh you knowwhat?
I also need each of you to please roll initiative for your
respective bunnies. Your bunnies also bare their

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teeth and begin growling. As Sigrin had said, they are
territorial. And these 4 bunnies that
followed the three of you acrossthe desert, they seem to be on
your guys's side. Did I get a 19 of my initiative?
Or Cop rolled A4 and Adrian rolled A6.
Does my Bunny also have a -1 initiative?

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No, it's just a flat flat roll. OK, so D20, right?
Yes, please. Yes.
Yeah, I saw you rolled a 19. Which one did?
Did you name? You named Gilbert.
Gilbert But did I get 19 earlieras well?
Feel like I did. Yeah, I'm August out of 19 and
I, like Gilbert, got a 19. Like father, like son.

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I love you, Gilbert. Three holes my precious son of
which I did totally didn't want to eat earlier.
A mugger. So yeah, you rolled a 19 for
Gilbert. Adrian, what did you roll for?
Pork chop. 4. OK.

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And for Adrian Junior, was that the 16?
OK. And Lumi, what did you roll for
three holes? I rolled A9.
OK, so each of you on your on your perspective bunnies turns,
you will be able to command where they go and what they do.

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I'm going to write this into thechat here just so that it's all
in one place. The bunnies that the three of
you have, they each have 35 hit points.
They have a plus five to hit andyour bunnies currently do one D

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6 + 2 damage. Now, the reason I say currently
is because I'm going to give everyone a free chance to roll
an Arcana check. Arcana check, I got an 18.
I got a 22 and a 21. Nice nice nice.

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All of you are are realizing immediately the the full
potential of these beastial arcane sapping bunnies.
And what you are realizing is that if they are targeted by
magic or near it, they do seem to gain power from it.

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So if you target a Bunny with a spell, it will add one D6 to the
Bunny. For the evil bunnies, they are
trying to absorb any magic you might be casting.
And that's what the DC-13 is, that your spell doesn't just

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completely fizzle as they swallow the spell.
Because the evil arcane bunnies,they are a little bit beefier.
They are a little bit stronger than Pork Chop, Gilbert, Adrian,
and Frioles. But if the Arcana check does not
beat the DC-13, the evil arcane bunnies absorb the spell, and

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they also get stronger. But as Amagus proved earlier,
they're very mortal. They they bleed, they die, they
they can be hurt. And it can also be dinner.
And can also be dinner. OK, so I did have Sigrin go.
He controlled the flames. Next up is he skips his turn

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'cause he just entered Eva. Arcane Bunny 2 skips their turn
and so that is now going to be Gilbert's turn.
They also have a movement speed of 40.
That's good because he needs to catch up to me.
I would like my my baby Gilbert to come join me side by side and

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if he can reach. Yeah.
So he could use essentially likehe could use his action to dash
and make it all the way up next to you.
Yes, I would like him to be behind me so that I could
protect him, my precious boy. He comes bounding powerful back
legs kicking into the dust and bounding across the shrub and

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across the lands, come sliding in the dust in a stop up behind
you, almost like a protective dog burying large sharp teeth in
this all too canine looking Bunny mouth.
And it and the other evil arcaneBunny are growling and snarling
at each other, fighting over theterritory of who gets to eat all

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this magic. OK, so that is if for Gilbert.
Gilbert moved and used their action to dash.
Believe it or not, the magic bunnies do not have bonus
actions. Sorry.
Next up will be Adrian Junior, there next to Adrian Fletcher.
Heyoka, what would you like Adrian Junior to do?
The whole turn. OK, Adrian Junior holds his

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turn. Next up is Adrian proper, Adrian
Fletcher. Yes, with Adrian in my hands,
I'm going to run up to as close to.
See. Let's see.
And just like right up next to this tree, I guess.
Tree on like the the South end. Are you just running 30 feet

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forward? OK, yeah, running up the center
of the map. Adrian Fletcher with a, a almost
like 2 big Bunny in your arms, like it's, it's the size now of
like, you know, like a Labrador dog.
Like it you're, you've kind of got it like hugged under its
front arms, back legs, just swinging with you as, as you run

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forward. That's your movement.
What would you like to do for your action or bonus action?
I want to do The cultists are still alive, Yeah.
No, the cultists are very dead. Oh, they're all dead.
Oh, so they're they're still up there though.
So the only thing alive is bunnies and correct.
You see 3 evil arcane bunnies, 1to the northwest, one straight

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ahead, and on the ground near Sigrin you see Sigrin 10 feet up
off the ground on his pillar, and you see the one that's next
to Amagus as well. And I want to do magic missile
on Sigrin. Yeah, OK.
How many magic missiles do you get to cast?
It's just 103.3. OK, as you cast that, please

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give me an arcana check. DC 13 honor.
Yep. Well, I'm getting 23.
Oh, Yep, absolutely. Yeah, go ahead, roll damage.
Fast 3. Or.
Yep, 4 points of damage, magic missiles, just one. 2-3 boom
boom boom. They cut into Sigrin and he

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doesn't even flinch, he like looks down.
You can see the magic missiles like cutting past him as they
fly by, but he seems unperturbed.
Oh, Adrian, anything else you would like to do with your turn
there? Oh, I think that's it for now.
OK, next is evil arcane Bunny number one.

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It's got 40 feet of movement. Yeah, it's it's running up next
to Amagus here. And it is going to this is the
one that is hurt from that fireball and it is not happy
with Amagus. Amagus.
Yeah. It's it's choosing you.
I was going to have it attack Gilbert, but it comes after you

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and it is going to try to bite you with those great big Bunny
teeth. Does an 11 hit.
Absolutely not. I didn't think so.
How about a 12? Nope.
Just so you're aware, my AC is 19 right now.

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From your just from your mage armor.
Mage armor is bass 13 plus dex modifier.
I have 16 decks so that's +3 andthen bladesong gives plus three
bonus to AC. Your your dex modifier is +3 so
yeah that would be 1516. And then what does Bladesong do?

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It gives +3 to your AC, plus your speed is increased by 10
and you get advantage on acrobatics checks and plus three
bonus to any Con saving throw tomaintain concentration for a
spell. I don't know if I've ever seen a
wizard have 19 AC before. OK, yeah, well, those are all
absolutely misses. OK, Next up here, Evil Arcane

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Bunny 3, the one that you have wounded.
Go ahead and roll. I think it's AD 4 of damage that
he takes for your your wounding.Oh, very well.
A3. OK, so it takes three points of
damage right away and then it isalso gonna make a couple of bite
attacks at you. Probably in vain against a 19.

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Yep, he rolled a nine and a 15. What does it look like as you
have these two bunnies just slashing and biting and chomping
at you? What does the magus look like as
he's like dodging and paring allof the these two beasts?
He is. He's doing a performative, a
dance. He had got a little practice

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with Gilbert because Gilbert wasa little snippy at the beginning
too. So he's very adept at dodging
these Bunny bites. All right, well, that's it for
Evil Bunny 3. Next up is going to be three
holes. Lumi, that is your Bunny.
Ricolis my child, which I totally didn't want to eat not
even 5 minutes ago. I would like Ricolis to.

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How much movement speed does this Bunny have?
They have 40 movement speed. 40 movement speed so he can easily
just enough. Come up next to you.
Yeah, go ahead. Yes, I was thinking right here
is where I would probably want frijoles.
I, I, I kind of look to be in the center here and then if the

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arcane Bunny convened with me here, you know, but that's kind
of how I want to aim my bun. Right about here, somewhere in
the middle. Yes, perfect.
OK. And it doesn't have any other
actions. Just just the movement on,
unless it's, you know, next to something that it can attack.

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Yes, of course. All right then, that is what my
bun will do. It'll just move up here.
OK, and I did put into the discord chat their HP, their
chance to hit and their damage for you guys.
Thank you. OK.
That pork chop ever have a turn?It is now pork chops turn.

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What? Go ahead, you you named
Porkchop, so I guess he's yours to control. 40 feet like right
here, right? That would be about, yeah, 30
feet. You can move him a bit further
north, like closer to the closerto the the fiery remains of the
dead burned up cultists. Porkchop is running around.

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He's hopping. That's I guess it, you know?
Yeah, Pork chop runs up towards the center of snarling and
snapping. And that brings us to last in
the turn order at Initiative 4 Lumi.
Yay, it's finally my turn. Lot of things.
Oh my God. What's all right?

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I would like to move right around kind of where pork chop
is, maybe just a little bit behind, OK, Maybe also a little
bit closer to amagus so I can get close to feel if needed if
right here or where. I can't see if you're pointing
at something. So you've got about 30 feet.

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Right here, it's like to the right of pork chop.
It's kind of how I want to have SO.
Yeah, you can get to right abouthere.
That puts you right between Adrian and Amagus.
I I mean a little bit more northwest, yes.
Got it. Yeah, that gets you up right
next to Pork Chop with Adrian tothe South of you and two evil

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bunnies, Gilbert and Amagus, whoare all about 2025 feet east of
you. Just for our listeners who are
kind of sort of paying attentionand tracking with all this.
So yeah, you still have your action and bonus action.
You are concentrated on the blessed spell still.
OK, I would like to shoot my crossbow at that weakened

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charred Bunny. That would be evil Arcane Bunny
#1 go ahead and take a shot. Yes, that is a 21.
Arrow Arrow stabs into its back and it it shrieks angrily, go
ahead and roll damage. All right, I got a four and that
doesn't add with bless, right? That doesn't add damage, just

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adds hit chance if needed. Attack rolls and saving throws.
Yes, it does not add damage. OK then yes I would like to take
make that Bunny take 4 points ofdamage.
All right, Lumi, that is your action and your attack.

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Did you have any kind of bonus action or anything?
No, I don't use it yet. Never mind.
Sorry. Continue on.
OK, at the top of the turn orderit is the layer action proper.
As the flaming tornado was spinning around the encampment.

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It is going to, I'm going to youknow what, Lumi and Adrian could
both of you roll AD 20? Whoever rolls lower, the tornado
is spinning in your direction. I'm done getting hit here.
Oh, there's. No.
Way. Let me roll the stick and was

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sure that she was going to get it.
And somehow Adrian got a lower number than that.
Oh. That's funny.
With a three, the Tornado shrieks across the land in a
straight line across three holes.

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Fletcher, Adrian Fletcher and Adrian Junior Adrian, please
roll ME3 Dexterity saving throws.
Do you want them in a row? 13 is 1.
OK, that is. 8. Is another.
K. And a natural one.

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Who was who was the last one that you rolled for pork chop?
It didn't hit Pork chop. It hit Friolas, Adrian, Junior
and you. And all three of those are
fails. Oh, no.
Well, it doesn't matter, I guess.
Me. Mine was the one I threw the
Bunny out of the way, you know? OK, I mean, if, if that's what

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you want. Yeah, that's what I want.
OK? He's a hero.
I I rolled so good for you. OK, Friolas takes 14 points of
damage, Adrian junior as you throw them out of the way they
take 14 points of damage and Adrian with a Nat one.

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Esme. You take 18 points of fire
damage, all righty. That is the spinning, shrieking
flame tornado as it spins acrossthe land.
We are at the top of the turn order and the other arcane Bunny
who had entered the fight, they actually got like a 21
initiative. They are first here and they go

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barreling forward, charging intopork chop.
Bunny on Bunny violence, snapping, chomping, hacking, and
believe it or not, that Bunny rolled like dog water.
And both of those attacks are misses on pork chop.
Yes, that will bring us to Amagus.

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I would like to swing with my scimitar at the fiery charred
Bunny with a bolt. Sticky.
Yeah, the very hurt Bunny with an arrow in its back and singed
fur. Yeah, go ahead, make that
attack. I swing I get an 18 before
adding. I got 24 before bless so I will

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not roll bless. Absolutely hits go ahead and
roll damage. And then I will be implementing
this. Oh I will not be doing the
Savage Attacker feature because I just rolled A6 on the first
one so that is 9. Max damage.
Very nice. This evil Bunny is on death's

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door and you hear Sigrin begin yelling from the rock that he's
standing on top of. Let's see if we can take him
there with my extra attack. I'd like to swing at him again.
Make that roll. 18 + 3 we got 21.
Yeah, also definitely hits. OK, well.
He can't live. He has two hit points.

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I rolled A4. All righty, describe how you cut
down this poor singed shot burning Bunny.
I would rather not. I feel great shame for what I'm
doing here. Yeah, blood streaks across the

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Redstone as you kill the arcane Bunny.
It's eyes. As you kill it, the eyes
contract down into teeny tiny and possibly small pinpoints on
either side of its head. And.
I close my eyes and look to the side ashamedly.

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Yeah. Good.
Is, Amaga said it's still your turn.
Is there anything else that you would like to do?
As a bonus action, I'd like to console Gilbert.
Gilbert is at your feet, growling at the other wounded
evil Arcana Bunny. Oh, which by the way.

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To Gilbert. He rolled a 17 on his conse for
the wounding. Does that, does that pass your?
Oh, yeah. OK, that's right.
He is not wounded anymore. All righty.
It is DC-15, just so you're aware.
Got it. Thank you.
Anything else? Magus?
OK, Next up is Sigrin. Sigrin spent his last turn

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summoning down the tornado. This turn, he's gonna take a few
Arcane Burst shots. He's gonna shoot two of them at
Lumi and one at Friojole's. Lumi does a 24 hit.

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It. Does if I have a bless that does
not work because it's not a saving?
Throw. It's not a saving throw, no.
OK, so he rolled a 24 and a 25 on the two arcane bursts he
shoots at you. Mm hmm, both heads.
Yep, this is so many dice. You're going to take 6 D 10 + 4.

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I like the little +4 at the end.So the first arcane burst hits
you Lumi for 20 points of damage.
The second one also hits for exactly 20.
I rolled the same, they added upthe same, so I.
Take 40 points of damage. Yes, ma'am, you.

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Know. And the third blast was a 22
aimed at Frijoles, and Frijoles takes 16 points of this radiant
damage. And you see?
Oh, you know what? I apologize, even Sigrin needs
to do an arcana check here. He rolled like 23.

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So Frijoles takes 16 points of damage and you see your baked
beans. Frijoles after getting singed by
the tornado and shot by one of these arcane bursts, Frijoles is
very hurt. Well, guess I gotta heal.
Ouch. Yeah, there's only like 30 turns
between Frijoles and you. Real.

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OK, that is it for Sigrin. The Sigrin hits hard.
Next up is Gilbert. Oh, was I supposed to do a
saving through of some sort for my concentration?
Oh yes, I I do need you to roll.OK, so I I don't have a chance

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of passing I. Don't.
Unless I get a Nat 20. So because that would be 20 and
20 cut in half, so 10 and 10 for20 total.
So yeah, if you roll me a Nat 20, you keep your concentration.
That's a 5% chance. Yeah well it's a con saving
throw too which Lumi has a + 3 in constitution so you just need

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like 17 or better. Nope.
How much damage did you take? She took 40 points of damage.
That's crazy. Right.
That kills people. It can.
Certainly does. That would kill me.
I don't want that at all. OK, so the bless spell you

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Lumias, you're blasted by those arcane bursts.
You lose your concentration on bless.
Ouch. It it is Gilbert's turn.
I would like my Gilby to snip atthe other Bunny.
All right. Can I roll like just AD 20 and
then whatever modifier is on there Modifier?

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Yeah, it's AD 20 + 5 to hit. In which case that's 18.
That hits. Go ahead and roll that damage.
And it's one D 6 + 2. Yes Sir, one D 6 + 2 at his
current strength. That'll be 7 all.
Right chomps down on this other evil arcane Bunny number three

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that is squaring off against youas Gilbert tackles into its
side, claws and teeth digging in.
That is it for Gilbert. Next up is Adrian Junior.
What's his health at? I'm atomic that, but what's he
looking like? He's pretty hurt.
All right. Is this feature be something

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that I could throw Catapult? The bunnies are too large for
the catapult spell I because I think it can only lob something
that's like 5 lbs. 1 to 5 lbs Yeah.
Yeah, they're they are bigger than 5 lbs at this point.
OK, just checking. Now that said, what I was saying

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earlier is you could target the bunnies with a spell for the
chance to make the Bunny stronger.
Yeah, I, I mean, I, I would liketo do that, but I don't.
I only have things that are likereally cooking.
Do you have do you have any can trips?
Any trips of the can. You have to go trip a can.

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I'm going to take his spell bookreal quick.
I was. Going to say you do have a a
spell that could help Adrian. Cast Cast the resistance can
trip from your spell book that Itook a look at earlier when no
one was looking on your small Bunny.
A fire resistance resistance. The fire doesn't matter.

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Doesn't say I have to. I don't have to say just all of
them. It wasn't.
So you can choose a a damage for.
It to you choose the. Against yeah, so you can say
fire or the arcane bursts that Sigrid is shooting are radiant
damage, so you can choose whichever you think would be
better. I'll use the resistant bell on
funny. OK.

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Do Radiant. OK so he will be resistant to
radiant damage and you watch Adrian as you cast this spell on
Adrian who is now resistant to radiant damage.
You see he he almost double S insize.
He is now the size literally of a wolf as you cast this spell on

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him and when he makes his attacks they are now 2D6.
Yes. That was your action.
You still have your movement andyour bonus action.
Yes, I run up to here OK with a pick.
Do I still pick him up or no? I did not him.

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He's he's too big for your arms now as you cast that spell on
him. He he is.
He's too big. But yeah, you can run right up
on Pork Chop and the evil Bunny.I looks like you need to hit the
gym. I can't attack the evil Bunny.
And not unless he had a bonus action spell, which I don't

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think you do. Have any?
All right, all righty. Next peer in the turn order is.
He does have a bonus action spell.
He has a misty step. He does, but I believe he is out
of spell slots at 2nd. Level.

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Oh, I just looked. Oh my.
You've been using quite a few spells here, Adrian.
Well. That's why we've been wanting to
go to sleep. You God damn it.
All righty, Next up here is evilArcane Bunny Number one.
That is the one that is dead. Never mind.
Next up is Arcane Bunny #3 that's the one that's still

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fighting Gilbert and Amagus. You know what?
I would like to. I would like to point something
out. Yeah, go ahead.
As a Wizard of the Necromancer faith of of sorts, Heyoka has
trait called Arcane Recovery, ofwhich if you took a short rest
and announced that you were using Arcane Recovery, either

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the first time we took a short rest or this most recent time
where we could have took in a short rest, you would be able to
recover spell slots of a combined level equal to no more
than three. You think I understand what that
means? Ranger.
Ranger spell book. You.
Found Heyoka. If you would like to retcon

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using your Arcane recovery, we can say that you did that.
Whether Adrian is aware that he's capable of that or not.
You can regain up to 3 levels worth of spell slots.
So that would be like 3 first levels or like 2 first levels,
or one first level and a second level.
It is up to you. Thank you for explaining that to
him. I'm sure the math was lost on

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Adrian. So if I did a third level, it
would be one of those, right? It would just be 1.
Oh, this is for later. Ah.
We take a short rest and my friend Adrian, of which I'm very
fond of, will use Arcane Recovery to rest up and and undo
some spell slot damage he's got.Please please, please edit this

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in. Edit this in earlier.
Poor Yamas. All right, Arcane Bunny #3 he's
taking a couple bitings back at Gilbert, who is chomping into
his side, so he's going to make some attack rolls on Gilbert.
I would like to use my reaction to throw my body in front of my
boy. Is that a ability you have?

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No. OK.
Then they got rid of Barian humans.
I'm sorry, He's going to make his attacks.
The first one, he rolled a 21 and he rolled a he rolled 2
seventeens, 21 each. Gilbert is gonna get thumped
back a couple times here. Gilbert, my boys.

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Gilbert takes 14 points of slashing damage.
Gilbert. No.
It's all right. Gilbert's got some health left
to him. He's he's not looking too bad as
this other evil bigger arcane Bunny bites and thumps at him
with its back legs clawing into him.
But that is the end of the evil bunny's turn.

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Evil arcane Bunny #3 And that brings us to Frioles.
Who is on death's door? Lumi What does Frioles do?
I would like frioles to move. Do any other bunnies go after?
Me it goes frijoles, then pork chop, then you.

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No other evil bunnies. Oh no.
No other. There are no other evil bunnies
in the turn order until we go back to the top.
OK. Perfect, I would like to move my
evil Bunny to. Do you see my pointer?
I cannot. OK.
You should be able to just grab frijoles and move it.
Oh, OK, cool. Yeah, to right here.

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OK, right up next to Pork Chop and the evil Bunny.
And I would like the evil Bunny to be attacked by my frijoles.
OK, go ahead and roll for Frijoles D 20 + 5.
You got it. That's that's an 11.
That is a miss. All right, That's going to bring

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us to pork chop. What's pork chop doing?
Pork chop attacking the Bunny. All right, roll that D 20 + 5.
It's 5. You just roll the D20 and then
you manually add 5 to it. 11. That is also a Miss Frijoles and
Pork Chop, both just uselessly chomping and biting at the other

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evil arcane Bunny. That is going to bring us to
Lumi's turn. All right, I am going to Healing
Word. On to Adrian.
Adrian or Adrian Junior? The the first Adrian, OK.

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I'm here. Bad Adrian.
The greasy Adrian. Yeah, yes.
What's the word? 9.
Yeah, what word do you say? Three holes.
Please roll me an arcana check. You got pork chop between you
and greasy Adrian. Aw Dang it, what was it called?

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An Arcana. Arcana.
Yep. Not 20.
Dang yeah, it shoots right over the top of Pork Chop and
straight into greasy Adrian. Adrian, you heal for 9 points.
Yes. Yeah, and then that was my bonus
action. So for my actual action, I'm

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going to cure wounds. OK.
With a second level spell slot on myself.
Not a bad call. OK, you are directing that onto
yourself. So with the way that I kind of
got this set up is the what's a 27?
That's how much I heal. You heal 27 points.

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God clerics are so good at healing.
OK, awesome. OK.
Anywhere you would like to move to?
Yes, I would actually like to move a little bit further away.
Give me one second. I'm going to move myself over
here to hopefully get further away from Sigrin.

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OK. Did you use that?
Whirling Tornado. Yeah, she she used second level
cure wounds on herself. Oh she like rolled almost as
high as you can go for 27. Yeah, it's.
Oh no, not at all. Hold on it.
It's 6 D 8 + 4 if you upcast it.That's crazy.

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Yeah. Six 8 + 4?
That's crazy. Oh, at second level that's still
4D8. No, it was at six that I rolled
there. Wait, how many did I roll you?
You rolled, you cast a second level, right?
Yes, yes I did. So it's it's 2D8 plus your spell
casting modifier. So you got. 3 eights 17 and then

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the +4 that. Would have been Level 3, right?
No. No, that's level 2.
I'm just saying like you Max rolled on that for 27.
Yes. Or like almost like you rolled
really high, something like that.
What's math? It's math.
It was a really good heel. It was about as good as a second
level tier wounds can get. That's right.

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It's great. OK, I rolled AD 12.
The twister that is spinning around the camp is at the 3:00
mark at the top of the encounterorder here.
But. That was at the top.
Like content like this? Don't forget to like, comment
and subscribe down below. I like how I said that and
immediately that fiery tornado came over to make.

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It did. Yep.
It's it's going from right to left.
I rolled the dice on the clock for where it goes and it's going
from the 3:00 to the 10:00 whichmeans it is going to.
I'm going to need deck saves from Amagus, Evil Bunny 3, and
Gilbert as it rages across and it it just barely misses

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Frijoles there. I got a 22 for myself and then
do I just roll a flat D20 for for Gilbert?
Gilbert Yes, it is a flat D20. Gilbert got a 5.
That is a fail for Gilbert, but a save for you.
So you're only going to take half damage, but Gilbert will

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take full damage here. Gilbert No, This is what happens
when you don't like, comment andsubscribe Gilbert.
Gilbert takes 15 points of fire damage, which brings Gilbert
down to six hit points, and Amagus you take eight points of
damage unless you have anything that mitigates that.

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No, I will be taking six points,you said.
It is 15 cut in half, so that iseight points of damage. 8
Gotcha. Thank you.
As the flaming tornado screechesacross the earth there and then,
that brings us to Evil Bunny #2 Evil Bunny number 2 with Pork

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Chop and frijole snapping at it and Greasy Adrian right there
next to it. It's going to take a couple
bites at Greasy Adrian. Adrian, does a 12 hit you?
Yeah, barely. OK, but a nine is a miss, so
you're only going to take five points of biting damage.

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Oh. Did Adrian heal his points?
I did. Amagus, that brings us to you,
Sir. You got one evil Bunny in front
of you. You got Gilbert very hurt also
tangled up with the evil Bunny and front center at 12:00 on the
map. You've still got Sigrin just

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standing on top of that stone. I'm going to have to address the
Bunny that's right in front of me.
How would you like to address the Bunny?
I'd like to address it post haste with my scimitar.
All right, can be that attack roll.
Oh no, I I get an 8. The bless is gone.

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That is a miss. That's right, I would like to
use an extra attack on it. OK.
Regular or are you using a tantrum?
Regular. How interesting, I rolled the
same number once again. Two twos in a row.
A blunder on my part. What are the odds?
Of that five, 5% twice. All right, I shall end my turn.

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OK, yeah, rubbing ash and dust out of your eyes.
You're swinging your your scimitar.
You you fail to hit the evil Bunny Next up.
That's what it sounds like next.Yeah, that that wonderful greasy
hacking wizard cuff. Next up is Sigrin.
Let me see here. Sigrin is going to cast a spell

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on Hold on, I gotta read this and make sure this is valid.
Nope, that has to be touched. He does not do that.
OK, he casts Detect Thoughts on Evil Arcane Bunny 3, and Evil
Arcane Bunny 3 is growling and tangling and slashing and biting

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at Gilbert, ducking and dodging Amagus's scimitar.
And then suddenly its ears twitch and it looks over its
shoulder at Sigrin and Amagus. Standing right there, you get
the sense that Evil Arcane Bunny#3 and Sigrin are in some way
aware of each other's thoughts. And as the spell is absorbed by

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Evil Arcane Bunny #3 it gains 1D6IN power as it grows in size,
absorbing the Arcane Thought spell.
Sigrin is then gonna take two Arcane Burst shots, one at

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freeholdes and one at Pork Chop.No, that's mean.
That's mean to try and kill yourguys's bunnies, isn't it?
Toxic. No, not at all.
It makes me hate him even more. He's going to take one shot at
Frijoles and he's going to take.No frijoles, my boy.

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And he's going to take one shot at Greasy Adrian.
All right, first roll on Frijoles, he rolled a three.
That is a miss on Frijoles and he has to do an arcana check and

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he rolled A4 which means it fails.
You guys watch a Sigrin spell isabsorbed by Frijoles and
Frijoles also grows in size, itseyes expanding across its head
and possibly stretching as it sucks in the power of Sigrin's

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spell and Freeholis grows bigger.
Yay Freeholis my boy. Greasy Adrian, he's taking a
shot at you next. He did roll better this time.
I think a 21 hits you. Adrian.
How much? How much health do you have?
82 I believe. 22. 7. 27 seven All right, I'm I am putting a a

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screenshot here in the chat. Adrian, he hits you with that
arcane bolt. He rolled A10A6 an 8 + 4,
dealing 28 damage. Of course 28.
Well, that's not very nice. Adrian, your vision blurs, and

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everything around you narrows toa point.
What is the last thing Adrian thinks as he falls backward,
collapsing to the ground? Last thing, Adrian, think.
Or says out loud. Oh, don't let it out.
So 28 points of damage, that is what it would be.

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He is shooting over the top of three different arcane bunnies.
So to save you from this Adrian,I am going to ask you.
I'm going to roll his arcana check as he shoots over the top
of the bunnies that are absorbing magic.
He rolled A4 4 + 4 for eight, which means Adrian, you feel

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this arcane burst coming straight at you, ready to blow
you apart, but instead the arcane Bunny that's directly in
front of you, between you and upagainst Pork Chop and three
holes. Instead, it absorbs the spell
entirely. It's eyes.

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You watch as this spell is hurtling towards you.
Instead. The eyes of the Bunny expand,
and in the immense darkness of its pupils, that Arcane Burst is
sucked into the Evil Arcane Bunny.
You do not take any damage, but Evil Arcane Bunny number 2 is
now dealing more damage. Don't take any more damage or.

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What, you do not take any of that damage?
I rolled an arcana check and he failed.
He rolled an 8. I'm kind of treating all of the
spells in this encounter kind oflike a line of sight.
So if a spell is shooting passedover the top of a one of the
bunnies, there's the chance thatthey absorb it.
That's kind of how I've been. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You're you. You can add that damage back to
your health. That's crazy.
I did that saying I got at 20. That would have popped you up
with one hit point if if it had been your turn all righty.
Bend down. Just so that people don't think
I'm choosing the system, I did post screenshots of those roles
into the Discord chat for you guys.

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OK, that's it for Sigrin. It is now Gilbert's turn.
Gilbert, my boy will will bite at the Bunny who's still next to
me all. Right.
Roll that attack roll. He got 10 plus the modifier of
which. +5 that is it. Plus.
Five, and then we shall roll theD6 and it's going to be a 4 + 2

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all. Right, six points of damage
against evil Arcane Bunny #3 allright, good job Gilbert.
Next up is Adrian Junior who has2D6 Adrian, What is your radiant
resistant Adrian Junior doing? You know.

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An evil honey anywhere. Yes, Next.
To me, yeah, right next to you, about 25 feet away.
He could run up with pork chop and frijoles and join them.
I. Think he'll do that all?
Right, go ahead and make that attack roll D 20 + 5.
That one. Hoof.
Adrian rapidly expanding, rapidly growing from the spell

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that you had cast on him. He trips over his own big rabbit
feet and skitters to A to a haltbehind evil Bunny.
And that's it for Adrian Junior,That one greasy Adrian, that
brings us to you all. Right, I'm going to.
I would like to do cause fear. Ask cause fear.

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OK, who are you? Who are you casting that on?
Ignorant. OK, he's going to do his wisdom
save. He rolled an 18 + 4 for 22.
Right. But same as before, I I keep
doing this in the wrong order. Adrian, you are firing this

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spell over the top of the evil Arcane Bunny #2 please roll me
an arcana check to see if our Eldratore Bunny absorbs your
spell. It does not.
So spell shoots over the top of the arcane Bunny, but Sigrin
does save against it. Adrian, you still have your
movement if you want to reposition yourself in a way

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where the bunnies are not getting in the way of your
spells. Yeah, I would like to up here.
Yeah, you can get right up to the base of the pillar where
Sigrin is. The arcane Bunny will get one
opportunity attack on you. All right.
I assume you're you're OK with that?
Yeah. All right, Giant Bunny rolled a

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frickin 2 so it it is very distracted by pork chop and
frijoles and everything else around him.
You run around all of the giant growing bunnies and you are at
the base of the pillar under Sigrin who looks down at you and
he says why are you working for an empire that cares nothing

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about you, necromancer? Do I have a?
Do I have a? Do I respond?
That that's up to you. I just don't respond.
I ignore him like I ignored Amogus earlier.
OK, as you're as you're standingthere, you can see up in the

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sky, the throne that Sigrin is summoning is materializing more
and more in the sky overhead. The flaming twister is spinning
all around you guys, spinning incircles and circles.
And up above you can see Adrian,that celestial throne that

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Sigrin is attempting to ascend to.
Is there anything else you wouldlike to do with your turn?
If I could misty step up to hereright next.
To. If you have a spell slot then
yeah you can bonus action to misty step.
But like there has to be shadow,does there unoccupied?

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There, there is space up there next to him.
OK. So yeah, you can bonus action
and pop up right next to Sigrin.I would like that.
He he looks at you and he asks his question again.
Why are you working for an empire that only sees you as a a
cog and in a machine worthy onlyto be spun when it thinks it's

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deserving of gold? Like that would happen anywhere
I went. Everywhere I go I see fools that
believe there was a moon and I see people who believe that the
the earth is round. What is happening here?
What is going on? You.
You. You.
You're. Trying to.
You're trying to tell me that I'm a part of the cog.

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You're a part of the cog when it's my.
Turn in the Round 2. And there's no moon.
There's not a better Moon soapbox up here.
Sigrin like cocks his head to the side and he looks at you and
he looks up at the sky and then he looks at you and he says
you're right, there is no moon. On these fools for centuries

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higher weeks. It's been 2 days.
Can't believe we found someone even stupider than Adrian.
Sigrin looks over and with his voice still carrying on.
The prestidation among us, you hear him say.
But there was a moon. It was a moon.

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OK, Next up is the beat up Arcane Bunny.
It's gonna take a chomp at Amagus instead of Gilbert this
time. Despite your ridiculous AC,
Amagus does a 15 hit. You know it doesn't.

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Amagus does a 19 hit. If it matches, it means it hits
right? Meets it, beats it.
Meets it, beats it. It does beat it.
OK, Evil Arcane Bunny #3 has now2D6.
It has absorbed a spell so that is going to be two D6 plus 2A

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magus. You take 10 points of slashing
damage. Ow.
As it bites and cuts into your leg, ripping at the nooks and
crannies of your robe. My favorite leg.
OK, that is it for evil arcane Bunny number three.

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That is going to bring us to three holes.
Who is on death's door, Lumi? What is Free Holes doing?
Free Holes is going to take the last stand and claw the arc the
evil arcane Bunny again. All right, roll that.
Roll that D 20 + 5. That is the wrong one.

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OK, that is a 14 + 5 which is a 21.
No, that adds up to 19 but stillhits.
Oh ha ha ha, my bad. Yes mate.
Go ahead. Frijoles is rolling 3D6, roll
2D6 plus they're damaged, so that is 2 D 6 + 2.

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Two D 6 + 2. I got a 5 + 2.
And what does that add to? Hold up 7.
Not a trick. Question.
Just checking. No, no, no, no.
I just, I forgot what I rolled. I looked away from the screen
because I'm trying to do something in the background.

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All right, seven points of damage to the evil Bunny.
A good bite from Freehold days. Next up is pork chop.
What is pork chop doing? Pork Chop's going to attack that
fucking evil Bunny again. All right, roll that D20.
Another. 10 it's a 7. Nevermind.
OK so 7 + 5 so that's that is a miss for Pork chop Zumi.

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It is your turn proper. What is Lumi doing?
Lumi is going to heal more. OK, you'll be healing.
I'm going to do healing Word. Save me, Know me.
As ever, Frijoles looks over itsshoulder at you, giant black
eyes bleeding from like 6 different places burned.

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Frijoles gives you just the biggest, wettest puppy dog eyes
you ever saw, begging to be healed.
This greasy mage also gives you smaller, more puppy like eyes.
Amagus, give me a performance check to see how you compare to

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Free Home. I have expertise in performance.
Oh, give me that performance. Is 15 good enough?
Oh, hold up. I get an event.
Hold up. I get hold up.
This is actually relevant. This is relevant.
Hold up. It is.
Oh. OK, Yep, All right.
We we got a 15. OK, I'm.
Going to tell you right now FreeHoles has a -2 in charisma and

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rolled a 3 - 2 for a dirty 1. No.
Well, I guess in this case my decision will change.
Freehold is just for matted bloodied, like trying to make
puppy dog eyes at you but it looks revolting.
In that case, I'm going to use my movement to get close to

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Amagus and use tear wounds on Amagus.
All right, go ahead and roll that.
And let me just check and see what.
Amagus, go ahead and roll AD 20 for grease.
Oh yes, very well. D 20 + 10.
I got 16 grease, 16 grease. OK, so Lumi, how much did you

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hail him for? I'm going to use the third level
spell slot for this. Dang.
Thank you. Jeez.
And then I'm going to use a level 1 healing Word as my bonus
action on I'm like. School now I'm at 43 out of
44th. Thank you, gang One.

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How much are you healing for? For 12 using a first level spell
slot. With.
Healing Word. No, no love for greasy Adrian.
But with that, Lumi Amagus is also pretty greasy.
As you lay hands on him and curewounds, your hands come my way
with 16 ounces of grease on them.

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That's so that's. So much grease.
Hey, number one just said plus 10 I'm.
I'm I'm sweating over here. All these bunnies on me.
I just got. I just got put through the
cooker. As it were.
OK, I'm a roll for the fire tornado AD 12 to see where it

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starts on the map. All right.
It starts at the 6:00 all the way at the center South end of
the map here and it then moves to 10:00.
That means it is going to go raging past and it's going to

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hit all four of those bunnies, Frijoles, Pork Chop, Evil Bunny
too, and Adrian. So I need Adrian Junior Frijoles
and Pork Chop to please all rolldeck saving throws.
How many is that for me? Pork Chop and Adrian Junior for
you. My my my Bunny had a knife.

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Frijoles fails, Adrian Junior passes.
How about pork chop? That's a six.
Oh you rolled, You rolled 2 seventeens in a row?
OK awesome. Adrian Junior and Pork Chop both
pass free Holies fails, so that means they're only going to take
half damage. It is 21 cut in half to 11.

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Adrian Junior takes 11 points ofdamage.
He only has ten hit points left.Evil Arcane Bunny also passed
and takes 11 points of damage. Pork Chop passed and takes 11
points of damage but frijoles Lumi.
You watch as the twister rages past your Bunny that was hurt

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and bleeding and begging for youto heal it.
Frijoles had 17 hit points and takes 21 fire damage.
Lumi. You watch as the flaming tornado
rages across the campsite and asyou look from Amagus back to the
Bunny that you just healed. It is a scorched pasty mark on

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the ground. Your carcass will serve as good
dipping sauce. Question marks.
Smells delicious. That is it for the.
Tester Well, in that case I willpray over its dead body before I
perceive to have it as a afternoon snack.
Mugus, it is the Spellmonger's turn.
What is the Spellmonger doing now that he has 16 ounces

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lighter? Is it my turn?
It is your turn, Spellmonger. It's my turn, this Bunny next to
me who which I mitched. I think it's about time I
address him properly. This time I would like to slash
a Tim. Let's.
Go does it. Bun it.
Absolutely it does. Very well this.

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Bunny's pretty slashed up. It is hurting.
I get a 5 and I wound it. OK, it is wounded again.
And then my extra attack. Go ahead.
Does a 16 hit. Yes it does.
And for this one it'll be 7. Evil Arcane Bunny #3 it's, it's

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pretty hurt. It's close to death's story.
It could be killed. Very well, and then that'll be
all for my turn. Do you want to stay there or
would you like to move it all soyou're less bunched up?
Or do you want to make any moveson Sigrin?
Or do you want to just stay there with Arcane Bunny going
head to head with Kim? I would not like to get an

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attack of opportunity on me. OK.
I I just want to make sure if you wanted to move, you got the,
you got the opportunity. Very well, no.
I shall stay here until the inevitable end of days.
OK. That brings us to Sigrin.
Sigrin turns and is looking faceto face at Adrian.

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Adrian, he looks at you and he says I am the storm and I will
tear down the empire and end thecurrent rule of the tyrannical
hierarchy. The bunnies shall be my
subjects, but they will need handlers.

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They will need men like you, Necromancer.
Won't you join me in this new world order where the mortals
serve the bunnies? What are you talking about?
What is this going on? What's going on?

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What? He holds out a hand to you and
he says I will only offer once. My turn.
No, it's his turn. Hey, well, on my turn I'll do
it. Do you reply yes?
I said maybe on my turn I'll. Talking is a free action so you
you can respond to him, you justcan't take like any spells or

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actions or anything. I'd say OK.
He smiles and he says excellent,then kneel.
On my turn, I shall. You you can kneel as a free
action if you would like to. Oh my God, I pushed him off the
fucking. No.
I'm pretty railroaded here. Look, I'm saying that you can,

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you can talk and you can do these things like if you're, if
you're genuinely like agreeing, then you can do that.
If you are lying, I'm going to ask you to do a deception check.
I would like to do a deception. Check.
OK, give me a deception check please.
I had to understand what your intent was like, what you were
actually meaning to do. I rolled a 3 -, 1.

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You say yeah, OK. And he looks at you and narrows
his eyes and he says shame die then.
And he turns the hand offered toyou Adrian and points 2 fingers
at you and is going to make somearcane bursts.

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He rolled A gnat one on the first shot.
Somehow point blank. He misses and and with that he
loses his footing and stumbles and he falls off the rockledge.

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Good job guys. He wrote a not one.
He he falls. To the ground, he's going to
take D6 falling damage. He takes three points of
damages. He hits the ground and above
head, you see, You see. The the Celestial throne grows a

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little blurrier in the sky abovehead.
He stands up and dusts himself off and looks around.
I'm going to say he does not have any movement left.
He can't see Greasy Adrian. So he looks around and says
Nobody saw that, Nobody saw thatand he is going to take two

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shots at Lumi who he has a straight line of sight to.
Lumi, what is your AC holy? Shit 20.
OK, Oh my good God. He.
Rolled another knot. One dead?
No, he's so. I read.

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Two gnat ones in a row. He, he goes to take that second
shot and he, I, I, I don't even know, man.
Like he is, you know, he's so like caught off guard and
confused. His blast accidentally, like

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wildly goes wide and it it shoots into the stone pillar
next to him, and shrapnel and stones fly all around him.
Adrian, from where you're standing, you just see this
blast of stones shoot up in the sky as this arcane burst
explodes next to Sigrum. And he's gonna take some of his
own damage here. I keep, I keep just boisterously

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laughing. Yeah, from that shot he just
took, he just hurt himself for another 10 points of damage.
Holy shit I can fall. He.
Shakes himself off again and he's going to make another shot
at Lumi. He looks around again.
He says nobody saw that either. They'll all be dead.

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It doesn't. Matter.
They'll all be dead. It doesn't matter.
Nobody will. Nobody will know this happened.
Oh thank God he rolled a 7 + 7 for 14 Lumi.
Does a 14 hit you? No, I haven't.
Easier to watch. You watch as this arcane blast
shoots way over the top of your head.

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It fully misses. And he looked at you and he
says, stop laughing at me. I am a God.
God, Schmidt, anything can become a God if you believe hard
enough. Yes exactly, this entire sect of
cults gave their life for me to ascend to godhood.

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OK, we pants two of them. He he looks absolutely baffled.
What? A horrible, horrible turn for my
big bad guy. For this one shot, he fails to
convince Adrian to join him, slips off a stone pillar,

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practically shoots himself with his own spell, and then
completely whiffs his third attack.
That's thoroughly embarrassing. He dealt himself a total of like
14 damage guys. Oh.
My all self-inflicted that's that's it for Sigrin.
Sigrin is very done. Gilbert it's it's Gilbert's

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turn. Amagus, what's Gilbert doing?
Is this Bunny next to me still alive?
It is it's it isn't. It is close to Death's door.
I would like my boy to attack him.
All righty, roll that attack +5.11 only.
That is a miss for Gilbert. Well, that's all from Gilbert.

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All right, that brings us to Adrian Junior.
What is Adrian Junior doing? He's.
Fucking attacking that Bunny dude.
Yeah, he's, he's got that other arcane Bunny.
Go ahead and roll. It's +6. 12 is a miss.
This this Bunny surrounded by pork chop, the dead free holies,
and Adrian Junior is just dodging everything.

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That brings us to you, Adrian. It is your turn proper as you
stand alone on top of the pillarthat Sigrin was standing on a
moment ago. What's Adrian doing?
I'm gonna peek over the edge andbe like, I saw that whole thing.
That was funny. He.
Looks so you didn't see anything.
Yeah, it's hot. Whatever I'm going to.

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Well, you're a liar. I just, I, I can't get, I can't
get close to him on my turn, youknow, I.
Mean you were about to take 3 arcane blasts point blank in the
face and you somehow came out ofit on her.
You're right, you're right. Are you right?
Not the touch, The touch. He is 10 feet down below you.

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I'm gonna do the can, Trip told the Dead.
Do some damage. Oh my God I got 4.
Like 4 total. 3 + 1. Adrian, what is the sound of
bells that are tolling? Oh, normally it would be like

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pretty pretty like deep, like church bells, like something you
would hear outside of like a funeral.
Yeah, OK. But this time since I rolled so
low, it would be like I got Jingle Bells almost.
Yeah, like little little handbells that.
That's pretty pitiful damage Magus, Did you notice that?

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Notice what? I didn't hear anything.
Perfect. All righty, Adrian, you still
have your bonus action and your movement.
Do you want to stay up there or do you have anything else you're
doing? I want to just laugh, point and
laugh. Yeah, OK, point and laugh.
Sigrin takes one point of emotional damage.

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OK, Next up is that evil arcane Bunny that Amagus just keeps
hacking away at. It is going to take a bite at
Amagus likely to miss. Yep.
Only a 15. Which I I I think your AC is a
19 right? That is correct.
Is the mage armor is that a concentration or does it you you

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just cast it and it just stays that way for like 8 hours?
Yes that's wild. OK just checking.
It's going to bite at you again and it can't hit shit and only
got 17 so nothing for that Bunnyif we hold this is dead.
Pork Chop is up against evil Arcane Bunny #2 roll for pork

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chop, or if you want pork chop to move or do something else,
it's whatever you want. Pork Chop's going to attack the
Bunny. You ready?
Roll that D20. Bunny, Oh, now 20.
Yo, Pork Chop gets to roll crit damage.
That's two D 6 + 2 roll more than 4.

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That's a 5 + 2 seven. Seven.
Much better. My Bunny did more damage than my
fucking bullet, sure. Did.
OK, that brings us to Lumi. Lumi, what are you doing?
Girl, lady, woman, you person over there.
As I keep myself from laughing, I'm looking over the

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battlefield. I'll come around my dead
companion and I'm like you will make good food later.
And I choose to. I'm going to attempt.
Can I hold person on this guy? On the Bunny.
Or on seagram? No on Seagram.
Let's take a look. Hold person has a range of 60

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feet and he is definitely within60 feet of you, so that's no
problem. This is concentration.
Choose a humanoid that you can see within range they missed.
Make a wisdom saving throw. So for you, that's ADC 15 or be
paralyzed for the duration. Yeah, absolutely.

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I'm gonna roll that Wisdom saving throw.
He rolled a 10 + 4 for 14. What is your DC?
Does it Lumi? What is your save?
15. He fails.
I am rolling like such shit now.Yeah, Sigrin is paralyzed all

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right. Now.
He can roll again at the end of his next turn to try and undo
it, but he has the paralyzed condition.
Perfect. And then for my.
Yeah. Bonus action, I'm going to use
Steps of Night. Awesome.
OK, where, where are you moving to?
I am going to move. Sigrin is about 3035 feet away

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from you. Arcane Bunny 2 is about 30 feet
away. If you wanted to get like on the
other side of Amagus's evil Bunny, that's like a 10 foot
jump. Yeah, that's what I would like
to do. OK, you in the shadow of one of
the gnarled old trees, you poof out of existence and then pop up

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right behind the evil Bunny. Woohoo.
Anything else Lumi? I think that'll complete my
turn. All right, top of the turn order
AD 12 for where the tornado starts.
It starts at 3:00. Three on there.

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Rolling another D12, it moves from three to one.
Literally missing everyone on the outskirts of the ring.
I can't make this shit up. Oh my goodness.
Okey Dokey evil arcane Bunny that is surrounded by pork chop

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and Adrian it is going to take abite at pork chop rolled A9 is
which is a miss and it rolled a 23 for a hit and this Bunny is
doing 2D6. Now it does 4 points of damage
to Pork Chop, or I'm sorry, 46 points of damage to Pork Chop,

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which brings Pork Chop to 18 hitpoints.
That is it for that evil Bunny Amagus.
Very real chance you could finish off the evil arcane Bunny
in front of you that is intent on trying to kill you and
Gilbert. I amagus spellmonger so slash at
this even Bunny near me and finally put it out of.

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It's my misery, actually. Out of your misery, it has 14.
I roll the natural 20YO. Real.
Crit damage. A10 it.
Has. Nope, that's what.
It was. It was 10.
It has four hit points left. Would you like to make your

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second attack? Yes.
Did it take its turn already? I got a 25I.
Kill it. I gotta.
I gotta. Tell us.
How you kill evil arcane Bunny #3.
I slice it into a a stake. Carving into it with your

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scimitar, Gilbert jumps on top of the evil Bunny.
As its eyes begin to shrink, yousee Gilbert pounces on it and
begins ripping its teeth into the evil Bunny, chewing on the
growing and then shrinking pupils of the dying Bunny, and
Gilbert grows in power as it feasts on the dying body of the

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evil arcane Bunny. Which means good boy.
Gilbert now has 2D6 for damage. Amagus, All the bunnies around
you are dead. You have your bonus action and
your movement. What would you like to do?
I'd like to make my way closer to where the action is with
Sigarb Sigrin. Do you want to run all the way
up like he's 30 feet away so youcan get right up on him if you

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want? Yes, I will get up right up on
him. Sigrin watches as you cut down
one of his bunnies. So I'm going to tell you guys I
I told you to roll that D10 for how many bunnies there were and
you rolled A1. This fight was very different
from how I thought it was going to be.
I was expecting bunnies everywhere.

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OK, you are up next to Sigrin. He looks at you and he says I
don't know that there's any roomin my Kingdom for Bunny slayers.
I don't think we deserve a king who's so clumsy he can't even go
up his own pedestal. You're not welcome either,
Asimar. But my God welcomes me anywhere.

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OK, that brings us to Sigrin. Sigrin is is staring at you
among us, and he says. Coward.
Beg for forgiveness. Oh my, a coward.
I I fought violent violence, notmissing violently.
Violently. You did fight violently.
You slayed one of my subjects. Oh.

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I I think I killed all the cultists as well.
He waves a hand dismissively. They were dying no matter what.
Oh, I guess. They.
Sacrifice themselves. So that I may ascend to the
throne in the sky where I belong.
Well, we're going to put an end to that right now.

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So you will not beg. You won't beg.
Oh no, I won't beg. OK well then you can die and he
is gonna take an arcane burst atyou.
First one is a 25 to hit. Oh, that hits OK.
That is 10 + 7 + 6 + 4 for 27 damage.

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Ouch, it's a good thing I was healed earlier.
Frijoles body twitches. That's.
Right. You said 27.
Yes, 27. Very well.
Thank you. What does that bring your health
to? 44 -, 27.
That's a number. 17. He as as this blast rips through

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you, he aims his hand at you, power charging in his hand again
and he again says go on beg. Please don't hurt me.
I'm. Deception or performance?
Performance. Yeah, OK.
Go ahead. 24. He smiles.

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At. As you.
Know. Feign mockingly like it, it goes
over his head. He doesn't realize that you're
you're taunting him and he he smirks at you and he goes yes,
everyone will beg for mercy as the empire crumbles and he aims
and he shoots at Lumi instead. Lumi.

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Mm hmm. He just rolled a nap 20.
Yay, so much fun. Lumi, how much health do you
have? 27.
He is rolling 6 D 10 + 4. 6. 438434 This Arcane Blast hits

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you for 32 points of damage. That's a lot of damage.
You said 32. 32. OK.
Looking at you, Lumi, he says. Now you join your friend here,
beg for my forgiveness. No.
He takes another. Shot at you.

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He rolled a three 3 + 7 for 10 as the shot goes wide missing
you and laugh again. That's it for Sigrin.
It's Gilbert's turn. Amogous what's Gilbert doing?
Gilbert will run up next to me and take a bite of Sigrin.

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Gilbert comes running up and Sigran looks at the Bunny and he
says. Ah my loyal subject, I am
building this empire in your name.
Go ahead and roll your attack for Gilbert.
It's not in his name, it's in Sigran's name. 12 + 5 to hit you
said. Yeah, they get a + 5 to hit.
It is 17 in total. That's a hit.

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Very well. It'll be a 1 + 2.
Oh, it's 2D6. Very well.
Gilbert ate on the dying carcassof evil Arcane Bunny #3 and grew
in power, pulling some of that arcane energy out of it.
Seven in total, then. Seven damage it chomps down on

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his ankle and Sigrin like kicks his leg like a dog that's got a
hold of him and he shouts and yells angrily.
He says I don't understand the bunnies.
They followed the bunnies. They they followed me all across
the desert, down from the mountains.
I thought they were. I thought they were among my
pilgrims. These these little guys will

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just follow anything with a little bit of magic.
That's not true. They worship me.
Give me a persuasion check. Oh Mies.
Yeah, yeah, you. Yeah. 15th.
Some realization like Don's in his eyes and he looked at
Gilbert, teeth sunk into his calf, chewing on his leg, and he

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goes. I don't understand.
I've only been in this world forfour days.
Oh, you're a little baby. There's so much I don't
understand. A little baby man.
I'm a God willed into existence by the faith and blood of these

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cultists. That doesn't disregard the fact
that you're still a baby. Tears well up in his eyes.
OK, that's going to bring us to Adrian Junior.
What's Adrian Junior doing stillattacking the Bunny?
Yeah. Roll that D 20 + 5.
That's another net 20. No, he gets to roll 4D604 D 6 +

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2. That is an answer of 18 + 220.
Oh boy, that arcane Bunny has five hit points left.
Oh yeah. That is a nasty bite from Adrian
Junior. Adrian, it is now your turn
proper. You're watching as Sigrin is

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blasting away at Amagus and Vlumi.
What's Adrian doing? I'm gonna fucking do another
toll the dead unless I should doa fire bolt, Fire bolt, fire
bolt. Yeah, cast me a fire bolt.
Oh God, it. The shot goes wide from Sigrin.

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The angle's a bit off Romy that arcana check a. 17.
All right, Fire bolt goes wide. You still have your bonus action
in your movement. Do you want to stay up there on
the pillar or do you want to move anywhere?
I get to the the area in the clouds where he was looking.
Misty stuff would be a possibility.

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I mean it's it's way up in the sky and give me another religion
check as as you look up at it. And that 2013. 13 Adrian,
despite everything is smart enough to know that the what

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you're seeing in the sky is likeup in the atmosphere like it's
it's above the clouds, it's above everything.
And even with a 13 Adrian also knows that crossing from this
mortal plane up to that throne, that is something specific that

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the cultists had done specifically to ascend Sigrin as
their God. So with a 13 religion, even with
that, you knew like, even if like the throne was physically
like within your reach, somehow this ritual that they cast was
not for Adrian, it was for Sigrin and you would not be able

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to reach it. But you can see it flickering up
in the sky as more and more timeis passing from the time the
cultist cast the ritual and Sigrin being caught up with the
three of you and the bunnies, his window to try to ascend is
rapidly closing. Just to give you guys a peek

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behind the screen of metagame a little bit.
He's actually only got one roundleft to try and get up to the
throne. Good little metagame.
I'm also realizing something. I fucked up, guys.
God darn it. Yeah, Lumi successfully used

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hold person on Sigrin and I had him cast spells on you guys
anyway and he should have been paralyzed.
Oh, how about we? How about we?
We. We.
Make it so that maybe he can't descend in one turn.
I will. It's such a pain in the ass to

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reckon these things. I will say yeah, he is.
Cut this out. Cut this out.
I I will apply the hold person and he is going to lose his next
turn. We're we're gonna, we're gonna
bend the rules a little bit. The whole person did have

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effect. I fucked up bad.
DM His next turn he is paralyzedover the realization that the
bunnies don't give a shit about him and that his followers are
dead. Everyone is gone and the three
of you are stopping him. He will have.
He will lose his next turn and he will have to do a wisdom save

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to try and shake out of it. Lumi, you have my sincerest
apologies. Your hold person should have
been in effect. It is a OK.
With that, Arcane Bunny is dead.Arcane Bunny is dead, Frijoles
is dead. It's pork Chop's turn.
A pork chop. I'm pretty sure you can finish

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off Arcane Bunny #2 as a very paralyzed in place, Sigrin looks
across the ashes of the dead cultists and see his last Arcane
Bunny follower surrounded by twoother bunnies committing Bunny
on Bunny violence. Go ahead and roll for Pork Chop
D 20 + 5. OK.

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I don't know that I've ever saidthe phrase Bunny on Bunny
violence, but here we are. Why roll on, Sorry.
Roll AD 20 + 5. 5. That's 5 S 10.
That's a miss for pork chop Lumi.
It is your turn proper. What is Lumi doing?
Oh, right, well. I, I will, I, I will let you

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know. You do have enough movement to
get next to Sigrin and if you were to make any kind of attacks
on him you would have advantage because he is paralyzed
currently. You know what?
That is very fair. But totally up to you.
You can do whatever you want. If you want to heal people or
something else, it is your turn.Well, in this case, do you know

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what I am going to do? I'm going to fly over next to
see you grand over here and use bestow curse.
OK, could you please read BestowCurse for everybody?
Yes, you touch a creature which must succeed on a Wisdom saving
throw or become cursed for the duration until the curse ends.

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The target suffers from one of the following effects of my
choice. Choose one ability.
The target has disadvantage on ability checks and saving throws
made with that ability. The target has disadvantage on
attack rolls against me. In combat, the target must
succeed on a Wisdom saving throwat the start of each of its

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turns or be forced to take the dodge action that turn.
If you deal damage to the targetwith an attack roll or spell,
the target takes an extra 1D8 necrotic damage.
OK, I'm going to roll in front of everybody.
AD 20 wisdom save. He has a + 4 to this roll.
What is the save he has to beat?15.

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All right, I'm gonna roll so everybody can see.
For Sigrin, I rolled a 6 + 4 for10.
He fails. My goodness.
Lumi, your spell takes hold of him.
He is cursed for a minute, whichis eternity.

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At the end of our story here. Which curse are you going to
have him suffer? I am going to have him suffer
from disadvantage, ability checks and saving throws on
Wisdom. OK, so he is paralyzed and
further has disadvantage on any ability checks or saving throws

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for wisdom saving throws. Yes.
OK. And then?
You could always heal me. I'm dying, Yeah.
That's what I was thinking. I I was going to use the
healing. Word.
Yeah, you can do that. For a muggus.
Give give a muggus some more health.

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Let me wait. Hold on, let me actually hold
off on that because I have Cure Wounds which heals more and the
enemy is paralyzed next term. That is true.
So let me hold on that. And he does his save at the end
of his turn, so he is going to fully miss his turn.
Yes, so you are in the safe until I cure wounds you.

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Unless this flaming tornado hitshim, it is going to start at
7:00 and let's see where it moves to.
From 7 to 10 it it rages up to the West side of the of the map,
hitting absolutely nothing. A magus.

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You got a a very paralyzed Sigrin in front of you.
He has disadvantage on wisdom saves, you have advantage on
attack rolls, and if you hit himyou automatically do crit
damage. What would a magus like to do?

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All right, well, I would like toattack him.
Let's go, I'm going to hit him with my scimitar of wounding.
Kill my Bunny God. I rolled a 13 and you said
advantage. Yes, you have advantage. 13.
That's that's a miss. I would like to use my extra

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attack. Yeah, go for it.
And then and then I'll use a cantrip.
That cantrip I would like to usethe booming blade.
All right, roll. Roll that and hit.
There's a 21 hit before I roll another one.
Yes it does, but roll again anyway just to make sure you
don't crit. 15 for the second. One all right, we'll go with the

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21 roll crit damage. Oh that's not very high at all.
I get a 7 and I wound him. Seven damage and wounded.
And he is under booming blade. So if he moves, he takes more
damage. Right.
Maybe if he tries to leave this plane of existence, he might

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move a little bit. He.
Would if he. Could.
And yeah, with that, with that bestow curse, he can't do
anything on his turn. So first he's going to take.
Go ahead and roll your D4 of damage for him.
Or. 2. Oh, never mind.

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Yeah, sorry, that was for Amagus.
So he takes 2 points bleeding damage from the wound or in a
chronic. Thank you.
Like it probably is leading. Yeah, you know, it's it's here
or there. He can do nothing.
He is going to attempt his wisdom save.
He did roll A20. One.
Oh yeah, right, he has. Disadvantage.

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Oh my God he rolled a 21 and he rolled a 12 + 4 for 16.
Is your your save is 15 or 16? Is 15.
OK, so even with this advantage,he did shake loose from it.
He is no longer paralyzed, but that's the end of his turn.

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He he's got nothing else. That's Gilbert's turn.
What's Gilbert doing? Gilbert's going to nip at him
again. All right, roll that D 20 + 5.
It's a cheeky 20. 4. Definitely hits world two D 6 +
2. Oh, that's going to be a nine.
Gilbert continues to like ragdoll his leg and he shouts in

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pain trying to kick Gilbert off.Gilbert the the giant Bunny.
That brings us to Adrian Junior.Adrian Junior if you hit you
will finish off that other arcane Bunny all.
Right, let's do it. Let's get that thing.
Yeah, 13. Well, that's it for Adrian

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Junior. That brings us to Adrian.
Proper evil Arcane. Bunny. #2 just cannot be killed.
Wait, he's paralyzed down there?He is no longer paralyzed.
And well, I'm still going to do Told the dead this time.
All right, Told told the Dead hestill has disadvantage on Wisdom

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saves. So even throw DC-13, it's 2D12.
Well, you rolled a 2 + 4 for sixand a 19 + 4 for 23, so a six is
going to be a fail. Hey, going to be well damaged.
Sigrin is just getting whomped on here, guys very hurt as that

(02:22:16):
fireball blasts into his shoulder, burning him.
Adrian, anything else you're doing?
Oh, just gonna stay on my pedestal, OK, Pedestal.
But it's Pork Chop's turn. Can Pork Chop kill the evil
Bunny? Roll for.
Pork Chop 20, I'm rolling it +5.That's 13 + 518.
That's a hit roll AD 6 for pork chop.

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Pull on one D6. 5-6. It's dead.
Bunny number 2 is ripped apart by Adrian Junior and Porkchop,
who both feast on it as it dies,both of them growing even larger

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in size. Adrian.
From where you're standing, you watch your two bunnies, Adrian
Junior and Porkchop. Adrian Junior is now like the
size of a horse of a Bunny. Oh my God, I just noticed that
you renamed Adrian as Greasy Adrian on the page.

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Look, there's two greasy Wizardsat the top of the turn.
You guys watch as Sigrin suddenly looks upward, and the
celestial throne in the sky flickers once, and then in a
spark of stars, it shoots in different directions.

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And all three of you can hear the keening wails of the
cultists who failed to raise Sigrin up to his throne, their
deaths in vain. And Sigrin yells in anguish and
anger that his chance to ascend is now gone.

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He looks at each of you and he says, then you'll all die.
I'll find new followers. I'll just try again.
I will rebuild the empire. I will rebuild a throne in my
name. If not today, it will happen
someday. As the tornado rolls across the

(02:24:30):
field from the 7:00 to the 5:00,hitting again absolutely nothing
among us, it is your turn. I would like to cast
Maximilian's Earthen Grasps Grasp Singular.
Just one grasp, yes. So I choose a 5 foot square of

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unoccupied space on the ground that I can see within range, and
a medium hand made from compacted soil rises and reaches
for one creature I can see within 5 feet of it.
The target must make a Strength saving throw, and on a failed
save, that target takes 2D6 budging damage and is restrained
for the spell's duration. I'm gonna tell you right now he

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is not very strong. Yes.
He has a -1 to strength and he rolls 8 - 1 for seven.
Very well, though he'll take 2D6blood inning damage.
Roll that damage. Oh I I rolled Max I got 2 sixes.

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Hey. Citron's looking pretty hurt.
And then now they are restrained.
If they want to break out, they need to use an action to make a
strength check against my spell save DC, and on a success they
escape and are no longer restrained.
As an action, I can cause a handto reach out for a different
creature or move to a different unoccupied space, but I think

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we're good here. Yeah, this giant red Earth hand,
well, not giant, medium sized like big hand out of the ground.
Yeah, you know, it's, you know, it's above average, comes up out
of the earth and wraps giant fingers, crushing Sigrin in its
grasp as he struggles and fails to get away.
And as he's restrained by the hand, his arms pinned at his

(02:26:18):
sides, he wriggles in place and he looks at you and he says, so
this is how it is. All my subjects dead or
traitors. You have a you have a traitor.
Oh, the Bunny. Are you still in the Bunny
thing? Yeah, this is the bunnies.
That is how it is. I think you didn't have a firm

(02:26:40):
grasp on the situation at hand. It's a good thing I have a firm
grasp on you. Ha ha.
And then I end my turn. OK, he's gonna try to shake
loose. He rolled 16 -, 1 for a 15.
What is your? What is your save?
It says it on the spell right 14.

(02:27:00):
Yeah, it is Strength save 14. Did I roll strength?
I did, yeah. Yes.
He. He.
Breaks out. He like with a pulse of energy,
the the stone hand shatters around him as he breaks free of
it. And he again this, this is his
kind of last chance here. He looks at each of you, holds

(02:27:22):
up his hands, and he says I willturn you into smears in the
dirt, Magus. He's gonna take a shot at you
first with a + 7. He rolls 18 + 7 for 25.
That it's me if only someone healed me earlier.

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Magus you take 19 points of radiant damage.
That puts me a -3. He watches as Amagus falls,
turns and looks at Lumi and panting, blood trickling from
his mouth, his eyes bloodshot. He looks up in the sky.

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The throne is gone. He looks back at you, Lumi, and
he says I will kill you all, allof you, including those damned
bunnies. Lumi does a dirty 20 hit you?
Oh yes, it does in fact, tippy. Lumi you take 10 + 1 + 4 + 419

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damage. I am out.
You're also down. Yeah, I had 15 points of hell.
OK, I'm sorry, I wasn't. I'm not tracking your guys's
health. I'm.
I got so many things I'm juggling.
He can't believe himself. He begins laughing as he watches
Lumi also collapse, and the curse lifts as Lumi also falls

(02:28:52):
unconscious. He turns to are.
We doing death saves for this? You will on your turn, Adrian.
Do you say or do anything as youwatch your companions, A Magus,
Spellmonger, and Lumi, collapse to the ground under the force of
these radiant blasts? I say anything, but do I know a

(02:29:17):
thing or two about this as again.
It it's still his turn, he has athird blast.
If you don't say anything, instead of shooting at you,
Adrian, he takes a shot at Gilbert.
Good. Day.
Gilbert, my boy. He rolled a 17 + 7 for 24.

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As he curses the Bunny, he deals20 points of damage to Gilbert,
who had six hit points left. Gilbert also turns into a black
smear on the ground and Sigrin looks around at the death and
carnage. Did the Bunny.

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Have a chance? To eat it.
Adrian, you watch as Sigrin runsinto the woods, into the flames.
That is his turn. Gilbert is dead.
Adrian Junior has 40 movement points.
That will get Adrian Junior kindof right up there next to

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Gilbert if you want him to chase.
But it's up to you what you wantAdrian Junior to do.
Yeah, Chase. OK.
Next is you, Adrian. What is Adrian doing?
OK, I'm. I am going to point.
Wait, are they both down? They're both.
Down. They are both down.
I am going to point at our healer and ask Spare the dying

(02:30:47):
on. Read Spare the Dying for
everyone. Here's a creature within range
that has zero hit points the andisn't dead.
That creature becomes stable Lumi range double S when you
reach 55 to the. Oh, yeah, you're, you're
definitely, you're within 10 feet.
Like you're, you're right there,Lumi.
You are stable. You are not in death saves.

(02:31:09):
Yay. How do I undo death saves?
You you just click 3 saves. Nevermind, I'll just go to one
hit point. Yeah, yeah, get a one.
Adrian Sigrin is attempting to run away.
What? What is Adrian doing?
You still have a bonus action and movement.
Perhaps I'm going to run after him it down off the 10 foot
thing. Give me an acrobatics check.

(02:31:31):
That's that's A at one or a natural 2.
Roll me AD 6 as Adrian slips andfalls from the top of the
pillar. What am I rolling?
AD 6 of damage. 2. Adrian takes 2 points of damage
as you land on the ground at a heavy puff, knocking the wind

(02:31:55):
out of you. Same.
Way like way around to the same way Seagram looks around and I'm
like, nobody saw it, Yeah. Nobody saw it.
I'm I'm gonna, I'm gonna cheese it a little bit.
I'll say you still have some movement if you're if you're
running up on Sigrin. Yeah, sure.
Or Amagus is right there if you want to try to do a medicine

(02:32:15):
check on him to try and bring him up.
Actually, actually yes. I'll do a medicine check and
collectively run to you. OK, roll medicine.
I I, I would be remiss if I didn't ask, do you not have like
any healing potions or any kind of healing spells?

(02:32:37):
I got 10 on medicine. 1010 is a pass on death saves, I believe,
so that that will do it. That gives a save to Amagus.
That brings us to pork chop. Pork Chop also chasing after
him. Everyone's going after him.
Everyone's going after him. Pork Chop bounds and leaps

(02:33:02):
across the field into the burning tents where Sigrin is
trying to retreat. Sigrin tripping over his own
robes and and panting, bleeding,his leg torn open by the dearly
departed Gilbert. That brings us to Lumi, who is
stable. So, Lumi, you're not rolling

(02:33:23):
death saves, but you do find yourself in the Beyond, standing
on the edge of the River Styx and a little ways off in the
distance, you can see the hoodedfigure of Mortivus, the God of
death, who raises a hand and waves once.

(02:33:43):
I look at her. I I look at the God
inquisitively. As you do, Mortivus turns and
walks away, further down along the banks of the River Styx,
where souls of mortals are all flowing downriver towards this
impossibly tall Spire that comesup out of a Whirlpool at the end

(02:34:06):
of the river. Some of the souls descending
down the Whirlpool, down the Spire to the depths below.
Other souls circling around the Spire and ascending up into this
radiant light above. And as you're watching Mortivus
walking along, watching the river walking away from you, you
feel a hand on your shoulder. And as you turn to look, you see

(02:34:30):
the grandmotherly matron smile of all Mother.
And she looks at you, and she says, hello, my dedicated little
clerk. I look up her, look up at her
on. I'm like all mother.
That is. What?
That's all I say, That's all. That's all I'm able to say.

(02:34:52):
My little Lumi, if you're going to travel with a couple of
greasy old men, you should really make sure they at least
carry healing potions around you.
I look up at her and I do a little chuckle.
Ha ha. Yeah, you know, that that that
that'd probably be a good idea. But you know how I am all

(02:35:12):
mother. I can get AI.
I'm just a little silly sometimes.
She I kind of sweat. She chuckles and as you're
talking and as she's talking yourealize that a weird amount of
time has passed and she's not standing beside you with a hand
on your shoulder anymore. You realize that you've been

(02:35:33):
sitting and talking like this for who knows how long, and
she's actually braiding your hair.
And she finishes tying your hairinto a braid as you talk about
how silly you are. And she ties a ribbon in your
hair. And she says, yes, I know, but
little Lumi, it's not your time.So we're gonna send you back

(02:35:55):
now, and you're gonna help thoseold men, OK?
Yes, ma'am, I I do a little soldier salute for her.
She chuckles in a in a voice that sounds a lot like your
chuckle, and she leans in, kisses your forehead and Lumi.
You wake up on the dusty ground next to a magus who is also

(02:36:16):
unconscious and bleeding out, and you have one hit point.
Bless the old mother. Lumi, it is your turn, what
would you like to do? I I'm going to use cure wounds
if I were to heal Amagus. Amagus, that's that would bring

(02:36:42):
him up. Would yeah, that would bring him
up. Yep.
All right, well then I'll use mylast for a civil spell slot to
cure wounds onto Amalgus. Amalgus One second You find
yourself lying on the banks of the river Styx with Mortivus,
the God of death, walking towards you and walking away

(02:37:03):
from someone else. Off in the distance, you can't
quite see who, and Mortivus is walking towards you, pointing
and laughing. What does Amalgus do in the
moment before he regains consciousness?
I hate meeting you like this time and time again.
Mortivus laughs and he says I know wizard, but you'll join me

(02:37:28):
eventually and you snap out of the plane of the sticks and you
also wake up on the blood soakeddusty ground with 17 hit points
from Lumi. I now have another 16 ounces of
oil on my hands. Well, I don't know, Roll.

(02:37:50):
AD 20, the others off. Lumi roll AD 20 D 20 + 10.
An absolute metric cup of greaseoff of like it.
It shouldn't be possible. But you have healed Amagus.

(02:38:11):
Amagus is not in death saves at the top of the turn order Magus.
Yeah, Amagus. What do you say as you see Lumi
laying hands on you? A little late, but I appreciate
it nonetheless. I give him a look of disgust,
like, yeah, no problem. Sigrin has twenty hit points,

(02:38:34):
guys, and Amagus, it is your turn.
Do a big demo shit. What's a muggus doing?
I would like to cast Maximilian's Earthen.
Grass, yes, he rolls strength. He rolls a 4 -, 1 for three as
he is grabbed. By another hand I had one foot

(02:38:59):
in the grave and one hand on your ass, Seagrin.
You just hear him 20 feet away shouting, no road damage.
Beep Beep 8. He is so on death's door.
It's his turn or no? I'm sorry.

(02:39:21):
You have your movement and bonus.
Is there anything else Amagus isdoing?
I would like to move my way closer to him.
OK, like right up next to him. 5feet away from him.
OK. And.
Then for my bonus action I wouldlike to perform a blade song

(02:39:41):
because I when I was knocked unconscious I lost my blade
song. OK, good call.
And then that'll be all. It's his turn.
He's gonna wriggle and writhe and try to break free of your
hand. And the dice say absolutely not.

(02:40:03):
He got 10 -, 1 for 9:00. So he is still restrained.
You guys have him on death's door, but he is going to try
and, and he is still trying to kill you guys and he is going to
take a shot with disadvantage out of Magus who's right there
next to him. I'm so glad that you recast your

(02:40:24):
Blade Song. How about a 14?
That will not be touching me today.
The the Your Blade song you likedance and dip out of the way as
the shot barrels past. He fires again at you with
disadvantage. He rolls a gnat one and one of

(02:40:45):
his kicking feet. He shoots himself once, deals
himself another 5 damage as he hurts himself.
My grease makes me slippery. He has seven hit points.
I can't believe how many Nat ones he has rolled.
He takes, He looks at you, his foot a bloody stump gripped in

(02:41:09):
the earthen hand. He makes one final disadvantage
attack on you, Sigrin or not. Sigrin makes one final attack on
you, Amagus, and he rolled A-17 and a Nat 20.
But we have to go with the 17 'cause he's restrained.

(02:41:29):
No, mage armor does not go away if I go unconscious because it's
not a concentration. So base 13 + 3 plus grade songs
3 means I'm 19. Hold on, let me let me look
here. Mage Armor.

(02:41:52):
Please observe Mage Armor. I'm, I'm trying to pull it up
here. Oh, I'm looking at Lumi.
That's why I can't find it. Lumi doesn't have mage armor.
OK, Mage Armor. You touch a Wheeling creature
until the spell ends. The targets Bass ACS 13 plus
decks. I think by the book.

(02:42:12):
The spell ends if you go unconscious, but I'm gonna give
it to you. You dodge the attack and you
hear the voice of All Mother in your ear saying careful now, the

(02:42:35):
Empire has a lot of problems, but we don't need another
upstart mini God mucking up the pantheon, do we?
And the voice dissipates on the wind in your ear.
Adrian Junior with advantage. Roll that D 20 + 5 an.

(02:42:58):
Advantage. With advantage 'cause he is
restrained by the earthen hand or I.
I'm so sorry, SF. He is restrained by the
Maximilian's earthen grasp. Maximilian's earthen Grasp
1,000,000 grasps. I'm going to roll two of them

(02:43:18):
and then just take that. Yep, take the higher who's.
Going to roll my bun. That's it.
Both Fars. 2 Fars. OK, good, good, good job Adrian,
who can't even bite Sigrin locked up in an earthen hand.
Adrian, it is your turn proper. Amy said it's not my bunny's
fault, OK? Your Bunny kind of sucks.

(02:43:42):
Hey, hey, hey, I just. Picked this guy up off the
ground. Yeah, I know it would have been
so poetic if the Bunny had finished off the big bad guy,
but Adrian, it is your turn. Proper Sigrin is restrained and
has seven hit points. What does Adrian do?
Oh. I might miss here too.

(02:44:03):
Honestly, I should probably justgo down and touch him.
I mean, you can. You'll have advantage.
Where's he at? He's right here.
And 5:10, I'm 30. Oh, perfect.
I'm going to run up to him. OK.
And I'm going to cast Chill Touch.
Roll roll that hit with advantage.

(02:44:24):
I believe in you guys. You can kill my upstart mini
God. Up to 17.
That is a hit, roll, roll damage.
Oh, sticks. Your chill touch hits Sigrin and

(02:44:47):
he begins weeping and he says. OK, take me back.
Alive. I'll let you take me back.
Don't kill me. Trust other gods around here.
It's like a bed blind I feel like.
It's pork chop's turn. I'm taking over for pork chop.
Yeah. The wild beast doesn't care what

(02:45:11):
you guys want. Pork Chop runs up rolled a 12 +
5 for 17 you guys. At the end of the day it was
Pork Chop who bites into the neck of Sigrin ripping out his
throat and this dog sized Bunny begins ripping out the throat of

(02:45:37):
the little mini God Sigrin. Chewing, lapping, licking,
eating, and Sigrin gurgles and screams in his death throes and
you watch as Pork Chop double S in size and then double S again
in size. Pork chop.

(02:45:59):
Pork chop the Bunny. Its giant black eyes, huge,
gleaming with the arcane energy that it absorbs up out of
Sigrin. It is the size of a dragon.
Oh. My God.
It is monstrous. Huge gnarled curved fangs in its

(02:46:23):
mouth pause with giant talons raking into the sandy dirt.
Pork chop makes one giant glumping step that shakes the
ground. Walks up next to Adrian, looks
at you, sniffs once and this giant pink tongue rolls out and

(02:46:48):
it licks all the grease off of Adrian.
Throws just a couple inches bigger and Pork Chop with a
giant leap launches into the air, bounding away from the rest
of you and you watch as the flaming tornado circling the

(02:47:08):
camp. The tornado continues its caning
scream of the failed cultists and now the withering spirit of
Sigrin itself as the entire tornado twists and spins.
And you see for a moment in the flames of the tornado the face
of Sigrin, the aspect of the Godslain on the mortal realm,

(02:47:32):
failing to ascend to the throne.The flames take on his pained,
screaming face as the tornado dissipates and the flames puff
out and Sigrin is gone. Is his body still here?
Yes, the the mangled corpse. Handsome.

(02:47:58):
Hands time. I run up after the battle
dancing. Still wrapped up in the earthen
hand, you you pull his robe up over his face, his head dangling
to the side, barely hanging on to the bit of neck that's still
left there. You, you pantsigrin.

(02:48:21):
And you hear the voice of all mother go, Oh my child.
And with that image, ladies and gentlemen, that is where we will
end this one shot. Hey, unless anybody would like

(02:48:46):
to end with kicking Sigrin in the balls a few times.
I mean, that seems to be your guys's thing.
No, that's very uncouth. Nobody would do that.
Passing is fine. I would like to enhance ability
and enhance my kick to his balls.

(02:49:07):
Yeah, you, you guys go to town. Thank you so much for coming to
this of men and bunnies, our twoshot guys.
It got tight there at the end there there was.
Really did. There was a real chance Sigrin
was gonna either kill Adrian or get away.

(02:49:29):
What a wonderful little two shot.
This was a lot of fun guys. I hope you had as much fun as I
did. I.
Had a lot of fun. For for all of the Wizards of
the coast and rule keepers and the actually folks out there.
Yeah, I know. I think I fucked up with my own
bunnies a few times. I had a lot of home brew balls
that I was juggling here, so I'mnot sorry.

(02:49:51):
It it is what it is. So you can come at me in the
comments if you want to, but that does it for of men and
bunnies. My name is Mudd.
This has been a fantastic two shot game with our mercenaries
going up the mountain, down the mountain, traversing fairy
Dragons, stone giants, cultists and giant bunnies.

(02:50:13):
This was a hell of a ride guys. With that my my wonderful ball
crushing, factory pantsing players, say goodnight to the
good people and if you have anything you would like to plug
before we sign off here, go ahead and shout it out.
We'll start with you, Heyoka. Go ahead and say goodnight to

(02:50:35):
folks. Good night everybody.
Thanks for tuning in. It was a pleasure playing with
you and I'll see you next time. Anything you would like to plug,
like a twitch or a handle or project?
Anything you're working on? Oh, nothing to say.
All righty. A nice clean good night
everybody. Miko will go to you next.

(02:50:59):
You've got it. Thank you all so much for tuning
in tonight. I really appreciate everyone for
sticking around and yeah, go ahead and follow my Instagram.
Miko Lumi MIKOLUMI Miko Lumi, that is the Instagram.
Hopefully I'll see you guys around and have a fantastic

(02:51:20):
night. Hello everybody, a mug is here.
Just kidding, this is SF playingAmagus.
It was a really great time having having everyone here.
You did a great job, but this was really fun.
I don't have anything to plug. I just hope that if you can do
something good by yourself, by your family, your loved ones,

(02:51:40):
and your community, do something.
And I hope you all have a good time and take care during the
times of tumultuous and unendingpain and suffering.
There's a lot in the world and making sure that you are doing
good by the people around you, that's never a bad show.

(02:52:01):
That's never a bad thing to want.
So I appreciate that message every time you get it.
With that, my name is Mudd. I was the dungeon master of this
mess. And I just feel the need also to
shout out Yamas, who has been listening in on this whole show.
And Yamas is our wonderful editor.
He makes all of us sound amazingand does me more credit than I

(02:52:24):
deserve. Yamas, if you want to say
goodnight to the people, go ahead and say goodnight.
Goodnight people, This is going to be a fun one to edit, I'll
tell you that. He says.
He says that every. Time, you all did great.
I got to say I was listening. You all did great.
You know, excellent crowd control at the end there.
Good job guys. And don't forget to like,

(02:52:46):
comment and subscribe down belowif you like content like this,
it helps a lot. Mud.
Now we own. Master DM.
Now a what for DM? Master DM Beautiful DM,
fantastic get his name out wholeproject.
Love this thing. Don't forget to to comment my
earthen grasp no no bounds down below.

(02:53:11):
Thank you man. Thank you, SF Thank you, Miko.
Thank you, Heyoka. It was a real pleasure, a real
treat getting to play with all three of you.
I really hope we get to do more of these in the near future.
With that, we are D&D 721. You can find us at
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(02:53:33):
Instagram. All the different places we are
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Twitter and all those places. Thank you so much to the
listeners. Thank you so much to the players
and with that everyone have a wonderful rest of your night.
All right. Well, I took that colt from an

(02:54:07):
Empire Gate 2. Always just a holy woman with a
jaunty pace up the mountain, Then on down the other side
Jason, a flagling God with no place to hide.
But the guy split wide with the terrible cry and a tornado of
fire comes zigzagging fire. Amen and Bunny Amen and Bunny.

(02:54:34):
All secrets laugh in flames in his eyes.
Bunnies eating magic where thosecold is rising.
Hey hey hey let the storm roll high.
Learn how it ends and the godlings right now.

(02:54:55):
The cult. They prayed in a broken cold,
standing in a circle, consumed by a fireball.
Little bunnies glared with them,big black eyes showing up.
The spells fire and they're burning cries.
Bunnies fought bunnies and triedto eat men, but the ground gave
a howl and it screamed again. Oh of men and bunnies, oh of men

(02:55:22):
and bunnies oh Seagram's laughing flames consuming his
cultists cries. Bunny's eating magic where the
dead man lies in hey, hey hey, let the storm roll high.
This is what happens when the godlings try.

(02:55:46):
Now the Godling Rd. I will take my throne holy to
trip and fall and break his bones by the grace of all
Mother. Did our heroes live with the
clerics healing hands? Did she life give these busy old
men with their brutal daemon victory they took Sigrin
straight to the ball crushing factory.

(02:56:07):
Now Twas a bunny's teeth that ends this anecdote when it did.
Then RIP out the fleddling gods,cry and throw all together now.
Sigrin's not laughing, nothing now in his eyes.
Bunny's eating Sigrin. Where all the dead men lie.
Sing Hey, hey, hey, let the storm roll high.

(02:56:32):
That's how it ends. When the godlings.

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