ROC Christmas Special: Happy Hellidays!

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Hello, everybody, and welcome toa very special holiday episode

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here at DND 721. The snow is falling.
The Christmas trees are set up. There's presents under the tree
or maybe the Menorah's are lit. Whatever you have going on Pyro,
don't come at me. Wishing you all a very happy
holiday for this year Christmas special and I am joined by my 5

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wonderful festive friends. And because I already put my
foot in it, I'm going to start with Pyros.
Pyro, say hello to the good people alone, good peoples.
Pyros and Narloines. Tomorrow, no two days till the
first night of Hanukkah, Going to go light menorah for the
town. And today we're going to get

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festive. Going to have some fun.
Fun is what it's all about. We'll go it back to our regular
order. We'll go back up to Arcturus.
Arcturus, how? How are we this holiday season?
We are a joyous, we're festive, you know, being an elf.
Get it. Do you get it?

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We're going to find out if that comes into play tonight.
Well, fantastic. Moving on down the list here,
We're also joined tonight by Tolton.
How's everyone doing this? Sultan playing Braggrenier
looking forward to some holiday cheer and Braggrenier is
definitely hoping for some some good gifts, gifts, gifts.

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Is that something that happens during the holiday season?
Brag Rainier doesn't know. He grew up in a small village
and didn't really have much in terms of family from from my
knowledge. Well, we're going to find out
tonight in this session. We're just we're going to find
out if you get any gifts. Next up with us tonight is Miss

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Wawa Skittles. Why was Skittles playing Thea
kitchen paladin? I hate the snow but I love.
Christmas. I have my own little Santa bag
that I can give one gift to a day.
Yes, from your little gnome workers in the pocket dimension.

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Yes, they're my elves. Or maybe they were halflings, I
don't remember. Get in the comments.
Tell me if I'm wrong. And last but not least, we have
our editor in chief, Yamas. Thank.
You everybody Yamas here. Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah,
happy holidays. It's it's the holiday season.
You know, we just came off of Thanksgiving and Halloween and

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now we're going into those end of the year finalization.
Get this year over with holidays.
Looking forward to see what the muds got whipped up for us.
As I understand it, it's non Canon so maybe pebbles going to
throw down, eat some bags of beans or something.

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We'll see what happens. Yes, and thank you for lining me
up there, Yamas. We do have here tonight our very
special Christmas special, special, special Christmas and
it's a special because it's the special.
So with that said, this is a nonCanon session.

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This is effectively A1 shot withthe characters from the RIP of
Chaos, but it does not carry over into the main campaign and
it will not take you all long torealize why.
But with that, are you guys ready to dig in?
Ready, ready. Oh yeah.

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Hell yeah. You.
All 5 of you have been tracking down a group of cultists for
weeks now. You are in the city of Playa and
all around gross wet sleety snowdrenches all 5 of you.

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You have been moving from town to town, village to village,
rumor to rumor, knowing that there is a group that is working
to summon or bring into existence some terrible monster
that they wish to undo Christmaswith, and here you have finally

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tracked them down. The five of you find yourself
outside of a warehouse on the edge of town.
Purple firelight can be seen within the warehouse and you
know that this is the end of a very arduous quest.
The end is insight. The cultists are inside.

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What would the five of you like to do as you stand outside in
the pouring, freezing sleet and hail?
They're they're, they're in there and they know we're out
here. They don't know we're out here.
You could give a investigation if you want to see if they know
you're there I. Definitely would like to do

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that, Pebbles. Playing it cautious.
She's exhausted, all right. There are windows you can look
in through a window. I I rented A7, do do I know if
they know you? See a bunch of purple candles?
Can somebody else come up please?

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Sure, Olive. Smoke our old an 18. 18 OK see
you picking up Pebble on your shoulders so that Pebble can get
a better look. And in the process you just take
a look yourself and you can see inside is a grizzly scene of

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butchery. The cultists are inside, but
they are scattered about in a bunch of executed shapes and
angles and sizes, all around a strange symbol on the floor.
One cultist is standing at the head of the circle, his hands in

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the air, blood dripping from hisfingers down his wrists and onto
his robe, and he seems absolutely entranced in whatever
he is doing. Dead cultists lay all around the
symbol on the floor, and in the middle of the symbol you see
something odd with an 18. It looks at first like a bag of

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holding, but the longer you lookat it, the more space it seems
to take up. And it's also not the typical
fanciful magical embroidery and decoration of a bag of holding.
It's bright red with white fur trim around the mouth of it.
I think there's a mimic in thereguys.

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I think I want to go investigateinsides.
What do you guys want to do? I'd like to get out of this cold
weather. I'm a curious.
Creature. We could.
We could. Definitely sneak in there.
All right, If you want to sneak in, everybody give me stealth
checks. That's a certain Dean for

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Braggrenair, 21 for a little Pebble.
Oh. Not 20 for Nicomas.
Pebble pebbles hiding under Nicomas's boobs. 12. 12 Everyone
is moving in perfect, unified silence with a 12 You come in

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through the door, your chainmailarmor clinking lightly as you
move in, and you accidentally kick over one of the purple
candles. Purple arcane flames gutter out
from the candle and are burning in the oil that's spilled on the

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floor, and that little corner ofthe warehouse goes up in purple
flames. But the cultist doesn't act
alarmed. He slowly looks down from the
ceiling and watches as the five of you, sneakily and stealthily,
are trying to make your way in. Oops.

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Oh, so we already. Noticed that he notices us.
OK, You. You see that he sees you.
Pebble gives a wave. He waves a bloody hand back and
he says you're too late, God slayers, if that's even what you
really are. We did it.
We raised him, we raised the anti Santa.

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Everybody give me religion checks.
Raised him into what? Into a step, young lad, 71. 2/3
for the. Brag, Grenier.
I didn't hear your brag Grenier.What was that?
What was that brag? That was a Nat Nat Nat one, the

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first of many tonight, I feel. Why I?
Mean it's it's got to be brag Grenier, right?
It does. It has to be.
We are. Only three?
Oh, you're a paladin. You're a paladin of many
different orders and different chapters and different temples
and orders and different things.You, you have heard of Santa.

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Santa is the God of Christmas, the God of the naughty and the
nice, the God of stockings and presents delivered in the night
to good children. And the cultist has just told
you that he has raised the Auntie Santa and he looks at all

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of you and he says you're too late, you're all too late.
I have already raised him. And it was so easy because all I
had to do was reverse what he is, from all charity, all
goodness and all kindness, and to all evil, all Vadnais, all
selfishness. And all we had to do was flip

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around a few letters of his name.
It wasn't even hard. Interesting.
And your goal for raising anti Santa you're trying to do?
He begins cackling maniacally. He does not answer.
Oh well, he is a hoe. Can I do an arcana check?

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I. See where the magic's coming
from? Yeah, definitely.
It's a nine. Even with a nine, you know that
there is a strong amount of magic here in the warehouse and
the cultist says you all don't understand.
We had to do it. Santa is a fraud.

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He's not the real gift giver. We brought the true gift giver
into the mortal plane. We flipped around the letters of
his name and a true gift giver of Christmas is here and forever
more known as. Notice.

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What? What?
No, Satan. OK.
Oh, Satan, I've heard of Satan. Who's that again?
Give me some new religion. I'm just.
Familiar. Hang on.
That's a three. Thank you one.
Bregner you feel like you have heard of Satan all your life.

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Theo with a 21 you know that there is no such God.
Yeah, this guy is. I got a 5.
That's the guy who gives people beer, isn't it?
No. He's not a God his.
Powers are so much more powerfulthan that.
I literally look at the group and tell him to do this dog.
This guy's talking on his ass. The ritual is complete.

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He will soon emerge from Santa'sbag.
There's nothing any of you can do to stop him or me.
As I finished the ritual and he pulls out a dagger and everybody
roll initiative. Oh, hello.
As we roll initiative, Bragrenair says.
Why don't we just close the bag,guys?
I was going to put a bean in it I.
Rolled A-15. I got a dirty 20. 18.

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Dirty 2817. Should I?
I'm asking the group telepathically.
Should I throw a magic bean in the bag?
OK, so. Yeah, I'm going to do that.
Just I am going to how far is the bag from me or how how big

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is the room? You can reach it in your turn.
OK, yeah, I'm I'm going to go upthere and I'm going to drop a
magic bean in the bag and say no.
Fucks Miss Motherfucker. As you near the bag, the bag
gets bigger and bigger and bigger and it's real.
Bean in. And the cultist laughs, holding
the dagger maniacally in front of him.

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And he says, don't you understand?
Don't you understand? Our new God's realm will exist
inside of Santa's bag, which is infinite, which means his power
will be infinite. And you drop a bean into the bag
and you hear a whipping howling sound as it disappears into the

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blackness. Doesn't it explode when it when
it when I throw it? Or is that the whole bag?
I believe if you throw a bean itexplodes but nothing happens.
Well, we can't destroy the bag. The bean couldn't do it.
Nothing can Pebble. At risk of everything, give me

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an Arcana check. Oh, that's not a good idea, all
right. Pebble got a 15 flat.
You know that bean would blow ifit hit the point now you don't
think it hit the ground Pebble. Well, it will one of these days.

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Whoever's down there should really watch out.
She turns to the cultist. This is not so.
What's in there? Everything that matters, Santa
or. Satan.
The new paradise we're going to bring to the mortal realm.
So it's a place in there. Well.
Guys. Everywhere's a place.

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Pebble's. Mind is blown by that statement.
Stupid. You not know that a place is a
place. Oh, so he's in ball punching
distance. She's going to go ahead and
swing his axe. Swing, swing her axe at him.
Or was the dropping of being an action?
Let me check. No, it's OK.
Go real quick though, for the bean, could you please roll me

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AD 10? Yes, I.
Got a tube? Okie dokie, take a swing at that
cultist. Only because I want to does a 11
hit. It does.
Oh no, the way you said that makes me not happy.
OK. Roll some damage.

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Uh oh, Mud's too happy. Before you do.
Damage. What?
I was going to, well, I was going to ask what the cult of
Same was and why he was here. What?
He made fun of me, he looks. Over the top of Pebble and he

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goes he he waves a hand holding a dagger and he goes hi I'm
Jason and Pebbles axe sinks intohis forehead and he was 7.
Damaged. Seven damage he falls to the
ground in a bloody heap under your axe, blood gushing from the
head wound, snakes across the floor and reaches Santa's bag

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and. That solves that everybody.
And more. Yep, the cultists are beaten.
You guys win. Merry Christmas.
Sample birthday. I'll rush to the bag.
More and more of the blood on the floor begins to suck inward
towards the bag. The rail grows darker and
darker, and the bag literally lifts up of its own accord off

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the ground, blood seeping up outof the stone floors of the
warehouse and trickling upwards against gravity into the bag.
And it turns and faces all of you.
Could everybody please give me Dexterity saving throws?
I got to get sucked in the bag like the tree sort of Nightmare
before Christmas. That is a 14 Dale.

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Everyone gets a + 2 and I don't think it's going to help 7 plus.
Two, I got 19. 17. Fail.
I got a 19 fail. Same.
Why would you have us roll? Fail.
Fail. Fail everybody.
Fails as this torrential wind, this vacuum of the bag begins
sucking inward. All of you fall to the ground,

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all of you scrambling, scratching at the stone floor,
soon find yourself hurtling towards the vacuum of Santa's
bag. And all five of you are sucked
in and you find yourselves in the bag.
I'm bare met Jason. But this is Pebble's first first

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time in a bag. First time ever.
Thea's second What's? This.
Yep. Abby.
You all blink and slowly come too.
You find yourselves laying on a snowy ground.
Snow dusts from the sky above and you hear the faint singing

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of carolers. What is that God awful noise?
I missed Are you my dad? She looks up at the kid.
No. I can't be for the right price.
The carolers all stop and you see suddenly that what you have
in front of you is a group of little orphan elves.

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Who are all standing around withlittle books wearing fingerless
gloves, wrapped up in what best winter weather clothing that
they can muster? Could everybody please give me a
religion check? Really bad 17 I was.
So close to that 20 I got a 14. I got a Nat.

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One, I also have a Nat, yeah, but a different kind of gnat.
It's a Gnat 20. Hey, let's go.
Narlaween as you look around, you don't understand what you
don't like. Hear a voice say it.
You don't hear anything tell you, but you understand that you

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are in the bag and that the bag consists of multiple layers.
And by looking around and looking at these children, all
of them standing around Pebble and Nokomis asking, oy, you my
dad, are you my dad? Did you bring Christmases for
did you bring presents for Christmas?

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Oy, you realize wherever you are, this layer of Santa's bag
is called limbo. I.
Commit. I commit all of limbo to memory
everything that I can see in thegeneral area.
I. Committed to memories, one of

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the carolers pokes Nokomis and says, yeah, if you can be my
dad, the right price is did you bring me a Christmas present for
Christmas? Nokomis just slowly pushes the
little kid aside, not paying attention to him.
Oy, did you bring us Christmas presents or not?
Where's the children that never got no Christmas presents

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because we never had parents give us Christmas presents?
Care La La la I've got. I got I got something I can give
you guys. So Pebble, as you're thinking
about something to give them theway that this is going to be set
up, there's kind of one of two directions that things can go.
You have a couple options that are available to you.

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As you look at the kids, you seethey actually have a few bags
behind them that look like they're full of presents, but
they're pestering all of you forpresents.
Either one of you or as a group,you can make the choice.
Would you like to give away one of your magical items to these

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orphan carolers here in limbo? Or you can choose to attack
them, rob them, steal their bag of presents.
It's entirely up to you guys. I give them my ring of jumping.
I give them each a piece of hardcandy that I got from.
I want their bags. So the, the way that I'm setting

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this up, I, I need you all to make a decision as a group so as
players, you can look amongst yourselves and how you want to
handle this. But I'm.
Not giving. These.
Kids shit I'm. Going to tell you the stuff in
their bags. It looks pretty sweet.
Now, Bragriner, if you want to give the ring of jumping, that

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can absolutely be the thing thatyou as a group give to them.
But I, I need a group decision on what you do.
I mean, I'm down to give them something.
I was going to give them the boots of Alan Kind because
they're an infusion, so they disappear eventually.
Oh, you're totally right. I could make something for them

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and have it disappear after two hours.
No, we shouldn't. I shouldn't do?
That. I don't either.
I mean, I'm totally fine giving them the ring of jumping, you
know it's not. Like it gives.
Me hops and these kids, I mean that'll that'll increase their
vertical by a lot. Who wants to give gifts, raise

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your hands and who wants to attack them?
Oh, Nokomis wants to attack them?
Yeah, I'm with Nokomis. I want their, I want their bags.
What? I the evil character, you guys
Technically, technically. Pebble and Nanar are the only

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untainted ones. OK, so real quick, yeah, I mean
I comus well Nardar killed a bunch of Nardar has killed the
most people with his Thunder wave in the Tavern.
True. I do not know which you speak,
but. I am happy to.
Catch Thunder Wave with the children.
Oh, that. 'D be great, OK.
So real quick, Nicole attack I. Yes.

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Pebble. I I guess it seems that's the
way this is going. So yeah, I, I.
Need your vote It it's going to be majority rules.
That's the beauty of having fiveof you.
Ah, then my vote is attack. OK.
Thea. Attack.

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Bragrenair. I mean, I guess I got to give
him the ring, and then a bullet flies past my head to hit him.
You know, we're we're attacking.Mr. DM3 have already voted for
attack. Yep.
So, Nakomis Thea Narlueen. Did you vote attack?

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No. I I I want to give them
something. OK.
Oh, he's keeping track. I don't know what you're talking
about. The attacks have it.
You guys let loose with your weapons and you quickly find
that these are ghost orphan children and as your weapons
pass through their ghostly formsthey all start shouting aw man,

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these fuckers man they're not going to give us anything.
And you are able to grab one of their bags of presents as they
all scatter, running away in different directions.
These little assholes have been taking gifts from from people
for how long? Somebody.
Pushed outs at them. I tried to give you all some

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candy, damn it. Yeah, we'll take the candy.
Give us candy. Candy.
The candy passes through him andthe kid says you suck lady.
Can somebody please roll me AD 8?
About it. You got to steal.
So you roll A2. Yeah.

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OK with A2, somebody please rollme AD 12.
By time 12. You open up the bag and inside
you find a potion of Dragon's Majesty.

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For. To help everybody, I am putting
that link into the telegram and the discord for anybody who
might be following along. We've actually got a spectator
tonight. This potion looks like liquid
gold with a single scale from a chromatic gem or metallic dragon
suspended in it. When you drink this potion, you
transform into an adult dragon of the same kind as the dragon

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scale that it came from. The transformation lasts for one
hour. Any equipment you are wearing or
carrying melds into your new form or falls to the ground.
Your choice. For the duration.
You use the same statistics of the adult dragon instead of your
own, but you retain your language, personality, and
memories. You can't use a Dragon's change

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shape or it's legendary or layeractions.
So I just need to know. Who?
Grabs that potion. Everyone's taking and drooling.
She wants to eat that bottle. And as you take the bottle and

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put it in your inventory, you feel the world begin to rush
around you, and you realize there's nothing left on this
layer of Santa's bag except a rickety staircase leading down
deeper, where you hear the Soundof Music coming up from below.

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The Hill of the alive, Never mind fucking Julie Andrews.
Bad Sound of Music. Yeah, so am I the only one that
sees this rickety staircase all?Of you see it.
No, we all do OK. OK.

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You all descend. Oh yeah.
Yeah, Sal, head first. All right.
Yep, Thea, you're first. Could you please give me an
arcana check as you descend to the next layer?
20. As Thea takes the lead, the rest
of you following down the rickety stairs deeper into

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Santa's bag, you see a bunch of face spirits floating in the
wind. And at first it looks like
they're flying, that they're they're flying with their wings
and they're flittering back and forth in this kind of spiraling
dance. But you actually realize before

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too long that these creatures are caught in a torrential wind,
a whirlwind gusting back and forth, raging back and forth
across this open plain. Flowers covered in icicles and
Dewey snow cover the floor all around you, and one beautiful

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face spirit seems to break away from the winds above and floats
down towards you. Everybody give me perception
checks please. 21. Naturally 25.
How deep is the snow because I just kind of Nat one.

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It's about. Another on who?
It's knee high for Pebble. Pebble, you're you're too busy
realizing just how cold it is here.
But Thea Narloeen As this Fey figure floats down toward you,

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you realize that its shape and appearance seems to be rapidly
changing depending on who is looking at it or who it is
looking at. And it flits between the most
beautiful Elvin Fey woman you'veever seen and the most ruggedly
handsome man you've ever seen it.

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It flickers back and forth basedon whatever everyone's
preference for what their character finds the most
attractive. This Fey seems to represent it.
And. What bonus information do I get
for your net 22nd one of the night?

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Don. Don, you realize that this seems
to be the leader of this lair ofSanta's bag?
And they approach you, Mr. Nat, 20, and they say.
Oh. Welcome.
Everything is so different. Everything's changed.

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And they look at Nicomas and they say, aren't you so glad
that everything has changed? We don't have to sit around all
day making toys. We can just go about doing
whatever it is we want to do. Oh, hold on.
Wait. No, you're not one of us.
My bad. I'll do whatever you want me to
do. Would you like to?

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Dance with me. Absolutely.
Could you? Please give me a Wisdom saving
throw. I rolled a 13.
OK, that that's just high enough.
The beautiful Fay spirit in front of you holds out a hand

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and you realize that this singledance represents everything to
do with lust and carnal desires,and that this Faye is going to
dance dirty with you. Oh yeah.

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And it takes your hand to Nacomis and it waves another
hand. And more similar spirits float
down from the whirlwinds above. As a group.
I, I think I've got to, I want to dance with the spirit from
Nacomis. I need to hear from everyone
else. Do you give in to your lust for

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these Beautiful Creatures to dance with them?
Was I reach out? I reach out my hand as if I'm
going to grasp it and as I do, Icast shop and grasp bragger
near. Bragger near walks up and says
let's let's perform a Christmas miracle today.
And rules of persuasion. That's 27.

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This lady here anyone of the phase?
To do what? We we gotta.
We gotta out dance. OK, so that's a dance for
Braggrenier. Yeah, there you go.
Thea dancing or refusing? Thea Thea Thea likes where

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Narlawine's head is and well also as she reaches out her hand
do chill times. So Narlawine is it was you.
You did a shocking grasp. Was that a refusal?
Yeah, that, that was a lightningspringing from my hand to
deliver a shock. To a.
Creature that I touched and Pebble.

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I was going to ask with her Nat one, With her Nat one, does she
even see them asking to dance so.
Let them. Floats down and lands on their
knees in front of Pebble on eye level.
Takes both of pebbles hands and say won't you dance?
Won't you dance? It'll feel good, you'll like it.
It's going to be great. We dance all the time here and

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we trade dancing. I like.
Feeling good we. Trade dance partners all the
time. All the time.
We do it. I like, I like feeling good.
So you'll dance for me? I'll give you a shimmy.
Yeah. Couple just starts shaking and
wiggling in the traditional dance that her older brother
taught her as a joke when she was a kid.

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Envisioning Pebble knee deep in the snow.
You you refuse, but as the rest of your companions get swept up
in the arms of these Fey, you also get grabbed by the hands
and pulled into the whirlwind ofdancing.

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And it is, let me tell you guys,it is some of the raunchiest
dance moves you have ever participated in with that.
It's all sticky. The Comus.
The comus is in her element right now.
Even as you like chill grasp andshocking touch, they hiss at
you, but they the two Fey that you both cast spells on they go.

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Actually, that kind of works forme.
I can work with that. And they pull you into the
dance. You dance for hours and hours
and hours, Bragg asked for compensation since he's annoyed
it's. It's kind of like.
His his service as a barn. The Faye dancing with you says,

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oh don't worry, you got something.
And man whore. Draws to an end and you all
managed to pull yourselves away.The the leading Faye flits down
and says. Oh.
That was chef's kiss, that that was truly refreshing.

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It's been so long since we've had a dance like that.
Please, Nick Nicomas, make a win.
Yes. Do I keep it to myself?
No, you, you do have to say it out loud so that I can hear you.
But any material object, any material thing of your heart's
desire, as one of Santa's elves,I would be so happy to give it

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to you. I would like a magical skull
that I can talk to at any time to ask for advice with the dead.
What a macabre gift request, butabsolutely Nokomis anything for
you. And they turned to one of the
other Faye that had been dancing.

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And this Faye tackles her through the air, pins her to the
ground, strangling the other Faye creature until their neck
breaks and their head hangs limp.
And she looks up at you in a comas and she says it'll just be
a minute. And she begins stripping away
the hair and the flesh and everything, pulls out the eyes
with her fingernails. And pretty soon the Faye walks

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up and says I'm so happy to givethis to you and presents you
with a magic skull that still has some strips of scalp
sticking to the top of the skull, a few strands of hair and
it is yours to ask for advice when you are dealing with the
dead. The comas collapse like a little
schoolgirl with excitement. Happy holidays everybody.

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And. With that, you all realize
there's nothing else to do. The Faye go back to dancing with
each other, and there is anothergrand staircase of plush, rich
red velvet carpeting leading deeper into Santa's magic bag.

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And as the five of you make yourway, all of you are just
suddenly realizing things are a little itchy.
Everything kind of hurts a little.
Oh yeah, flees. You all got an STD?
All 5 of you, Please roll me AD 6.

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St. DS and we're all pregnant.
I. Am resistant to necrotic, does
that say? Me.
You. Wish.
I rolled A1. AD six, yes, Yeah.
D6 it. Comus with A1 your strength
score goes down by two. I got 1. 2.

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I got a 2 Pebble your. One goes down by two.
Thea your strength goes down by two.
Bragner, did you get a 2? Yeah.
Dexterity goes down by two. NAR Louine.
Or. Your intelligence goes down by
two, so if you had a strength of12, you now have a strength of

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10, which means your modifier went from a + 1 to a 0.
Now I'm lost. My strength was 16.
And I did mine. To a Now it's 14.
Yep. OK, OK, OK.
And I'm not confused. Anymore I.
Mean it's OK to leave the layer of lust a little confused.

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You diffused. And sticky.
You all make your way down to the next layer, and you can hear
music playing, and it's banquet hall music.
And as you descend, you see in front of you a long, lavish
table laden with foods. Who was leading the way down

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this time? Me.
Oh no. Please give me a perception
check. Then Pawnee.
Really. 19 I was going to say, no, that's not.
No, that's not. You don't get to do that to me.
Twice. 19 with a 19 you can see that you are in a huge banquet

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hall, roaring fires with way toomuch wood on them.
Burning hot and bright smoke fills the the rooftop of the
room. This long table is laden with
lavish foods and treats. Comfort food, desserts, lemon
tarts, full roasted pig heads with apples in the mouths, you

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name it, it's there. Sitting All around the table are
a number of spirits grabbing onepiece of food after another,
pushing it into their faces. And 1 sits at the head of the
table, a giant jug in front of him.
And with your 19, you can see helifts it up to his mouth and is

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drinking from the jug. And you realize he is jug
drinking and chugging from a jugof grease.
And it pours slick and slimy down the sides of his mouth.
And he slams the jug of grease on the table.
And he says welcome 05 more. There's always room for more.

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Always room for more. You should join us.
There's so much good food here. Please take take part of the of
the feast before us. And oh please, whatever you do,
ignore the servants. They're just here to serve us.
They don't actually get to partake of any of this delicious

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food. They are undeserving of it and
you can see behind. Well, because they're servants,
of course. And you can see behind him is a
row of servants wearing little prim and proper black outfits,
almost like tuxedos or tux sets for the girls, and they are all

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gaunt and starving. Narlawine, as he's in the lead,
will jump up onto the center of the table, past artificial
Thunder Wave and Deep Speech. Proclaim is less than.

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Cut out. Can I have your roots say that
you cut out when? With what you said, Yeah.
I missed it too. Please, please oh shame.
In Deep speech you declare and Arlene jumps up onto the table,
casts Artificers Thunder wave ashis boot hits the table and in
Deep Speech he proclaims. We do not treat the help as less

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than the the. The blast showers food in every
direction and it splatters against the walls and everybody
yells uproariously. And as you look down, the tables
are full of more food, and everybody goes back to yanking
and ripping at legs of lamb and chicken wings and other foods

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and meats and pastries. And standing on the table, you
can see one of the servants has a glob of food that landed on
her shoulder. And she kind of, with one hand,
unhappily flicks it off her shoulder and looks like she's
afraid of getting in trouble. It was less than the effects

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that I wished for. It did have a thunderous boom
audible out to 300 feet. Everybody heard it.
As long as everybody heard it, the the Baron sitting at the
head of the table goes, it's OK.There's the dogs can eat the
stuff that fell on the floor. My dogs always get the best,

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only the best for the dogs. But there's more on the table.
You should enjoy yourself, have some to eat.
I. Don't know since lust the the
level above pebbles been suckingon her severed finger that she
wears around her neck kind of like a pacifier at a rave.
So she's still got that. So she's, you know, I, I think
Pebble's confused. Pebble's very confused.

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A lot of things to put in her mouth tonight.
And, and yeah, so Pebble's very,very just she, she's, she's all
itchy right now. And and, and, and, and, you
know, was fooled by these, the, the, the dancing people above.

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And, and, you know, like they'rejust tempting her, tempting her,
tempting her. So she's just, she's fighting
really hard not to go and grab abite to eat.
You, Pebble, also can see the starving servants standing
against the far wall. You know what Pebbles going to
do? Pebbles going to grab one of

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them, You know, roasted hogs or whatever and just the whole tray
probably twice as big as her andcarry it over and set it by the
you know, off start offering it to the servants offering nasty
looks to the the Baron. Baron was it?
It's a Baron. Yeah.

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OK, well your. Face is a Baron.
Does not partake in the gluttonyfor Pebble.
She, if she's going to eat others around her, is going to
eat as well. She likes to offer food to
everybody. Arlene, what are we doing?
Even if that food's rocks and. Halloween just tried to kick all
the food off the table. He is not eating OK As you

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continue to kick it off you you kick a jug and grease spills all
across the table and then you turn and you look and another
jug is there behind it, this onefull of alcohol.
It it's reappearing on the tablefaster than you can knock it off
Thea what are we doing? She's actually getting upset

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because the food and the drinks are just sitting here and
replenishing and y'all can't feed the people that are feeding
you. So she's also grabbing a tray
and following like Pebble to give the servers the food and
making sure they eat. Nakomis, what are we doing?

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Nakomis wants to try a little bit of everything on the table.
Are there Pickles? I really.
Want a pickle? There are.
There we got garlic stuffed Pickles, we've got brined
Pickles, we've got pickled Pickles, we've got triple IPA
dipped soaked Pickles. They're delicious.
You should really try one. Oh OK, I will try one.

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Bragrenier, What are we doing? Braggrenier doesn't really care
much about food. He can always make his own food
and he he enjoyed that twig soupwe had a couple of weeks ago.
So but he's he's you know, he's going to watch as as Ebel and

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Thea feed the the servants and kind of chuckle as NAR NAR
attempts to knock stuff off the table and it just repairs behind
them. Pebble.
He's not. He's not done either thing.
OK. So so with that, Norluing keeps
trying to knock the food off thetable, away from the eaters and
the Baron, who just laugh at himand continue to eat more, just

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pushing food in their mouths. Pebble and Thea, you bring food
over to the servants, and the servants look at you and they
go, oh wait, is is this for us? Yeah.
I've. Fucked that guy.
He he laughs like one of them laughs nervously and one of them
reaches out and says, well, I'vealways wanted to try one of

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these pickle stuffed olives. Could I?
Could I have one? Yeah.
Fantastic, yeah. As.
You can also have the pickle stuffed pickle and the pork
stuffed pickle and the pickle stuffed pork and and why is.
Everything Pickles hair. And it goes Pickles.
Upstairs, 2 elephant with Pickles.
As all of you choose to feed thestarving servants, the servants

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all begin eating. And you see that they go from
looking wheyfish and gaunt to suddenly looking a little
healthier, a little brighter, a little more color in their
cheeks. And one of them, as they're all
sampling little bites of the food and talking happily about
how good it tastes, one of them comes around with a sack.

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And he holds it out to Pebble. And he says, hey, while the
Baron was busy chugging grease. I went back and I went to the
back and I, I nicked this for you.
This is for you. Well, for all of you, you know,
but like for, for, for for your group here.
Thank you. What's in it?
Pebble, could you please roll meAD 8?

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D8 Yes I can. Would you like me to?
Yes, do it I. Rolled I rolled A5 OK.
Could you please roll me AD 6? I can also roll AD six.
I rolled A3. You reach into the bag and

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inside of the bag is a suit of armor.
Bansi. Yes, it is.
I'm going to post the link here for everybody.
If you're able to see it, hopefully you can see it.
But what this is is I'm going toput the description as well.
This is the Armor of Invulnerability.

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In this armor, you have resistance to bludgeoning,
piercing, slashing damage. You wear it once a day.
You can cast metal shell. You can make a magic action to
give yourself immunity to bludgeoning, piercing, slashing
for 10 minutes or until you no longer are wearing the armor.
Once it's properly used, you can't use it until the next day.

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Magic item heavy plate armor. For the purpose of this one
shot, you don't need to worry about attunement or any of any
of that stuff, but you guys now have in your inventory the armor
of invulnerability. That's some handy dandy stuff

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right there. A.
Little bit. The serpent nods, and he goes.
It's only fair that you get something for sharing those
Pickles with us. Well, thank you.
No, thank you. You probably really should move
along though. The Baron is going to continue
drinking grease, and when he does, he gets real gassy.

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You don't want to be here for that.
OK, I'm gone. OK, as we move on, who is taking
the lead through the door which leads to a spiral staircase
leading further into Santa's bag?
Bragg will. Take the lead.
This time Bragg's in the lead. That is so fucking good.

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Oh. OK.
I'm. Going to party?
Myself brag Grenier, could you please give me a perception
check, or a religion check, or arcana check?
You know, take your pick. Yep, that's definitely going to

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be perception all. Right.
That is a 10. Plus, wait for it, I'm I'm
doing, I'm doing my bardic and Ibelieve with my bardic, Yeah,
God damn it, that's a that's an 11.

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I got a one. On the bardic.
What? Wait ability check right?
The Bardic Inspiration die can be rolled again.
Yeah, that's why, because it's the mote.
Yeah. So that's that's a 15.
I like that better than an 11. With a 15, you quickly start to
think that this might have been the room that the other servant

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came from, except you've descended down the spiral
staircase to another layer. But it could have been the place
where that servant brought that armor to your group.
Because you've entered a treasure room, an absolute
vault, Gold coins stacked up in a Dragon's hoard worth of piles

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all around you. And scattered all around the
room are golden toys. Golden treasures, ornaments,
gems, jewels, weapons, armors, sparkling, glittering potions,
you name it. Everything is gold leafed.
Gold encrusted diamonds scatter all around the floor and in one

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corner, in a dark shadow outsideof where you can see, you see a
few people who are on their knees with hats and hands,
looking around, kind of bored, not doing anything, and Brag.
You hear a voice in your head. Oh, it doesn't even matter.
Brag jumps off the stairs and slides on a pile of gold.

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As as you're doing. That duck.
Style as you're as. You're.
Ducking. Diving.
Into a. Pool of gold, you hear a voice
and in your head and it says none of this is yours, but you
may take what you deserve. I don't have space for what I

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deserve. I you know, I did a wisdom save
the second you mentioned gold. And brag.
Brag Failed. Yeah.
What do you roll? I rolled a six.
Yeah, that's definitely a fail. Are we all down here?
Yeah, you're you're all in the room.

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OK, I just wanted to know if we saw Brag doing this.
I didn't hide it. I know.
Can I say that Pebble would takea piece of her own gold and add
it to the pile? Pebble, as you do just you see

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the. Most.
Wicked looking battle axe sitting on that pile of gold.
I I'm going to be true to character, the only axe Pebble
really cares about is her familial twin hand axes.
She could care less about any other weapon.
I've got to play it true to her character as much as I would

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like to, yeah. To give context, in this room in
particular, there are each of you would be able to take a
legendary item if you chose to take that which is not yours
from the piles of gold. I think true to character Pebble

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the it's not the axes that make the Pebble the it's Ebel her.
Behind the battle axe you see the perfect mouth sized diamond.
Oh God. All that wisdom.
Save. Oh God.

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I'm like. I I'm.
Going to have to do what Bragg did and and do a personal wisdom
save on that. It's up to you guys.
Out of curiosity for this, is it?
Is this a magical situation? I mean, Christmas is nothing
reason. OK, so I would get advantage on

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a save against it. Absolutely not only.
Reason. I asked.
No, no, no. Wisdom save is you preventing
yourself from. Falling for it I.
Know it's a mental it's not magical.
Yeah, this is an internal struggle.
Christmas is magic. Pebble Roll.
Flat Pebble got a 13, so I don'tknow if that would save or not,

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but to me a 13 is a good is a good role when you have a -1 so
Pebble is reaching out to it. She she, she just the tip of her
finger grazes it and she's starts fucking more furiously on

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her, her severed finger, just like Maggie, like Maggie sitting
there in the back in, in, in, inher backseat, Maggie Simpson,
like. Like freaking out as Brad grabs
the. Diamond.
You see there's five more under it.
Spark. You tell you tell me, Mr. DM

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does a 13 save against this trickery.
There's no trick. I turn.
I turn to Pebble and I say quick, drink the dragon potion.
This could be your horde. Fuck.
Me. That's a 26th persuasion.
Oh. My God.
I, I I. It.

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Seems it seems right. I guess I'm a dragon for the
next hour. Don't drink the damn function.
OK. It's up to you guys.
Yeah, I know. Pebble.
Pebble wouldn't touch it. Pebble especially with the
wisdom role. She she knows that it's not

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hers. She she doesn't know who this
voice is telling her that we cantake what we deserve.
Ebble is not a materialistic person, so she in character does
not feel that she deserves anything for this.
So she with that wisdom, save she does not take the diamonds.

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So I I've got Bragg's answer andI got Pablo's answer.
Narlaween what's? What's Prince Narlaween Silver
Moon doing? Well, he does love shiny bows.
There is bows of all kinds and so I will I will do a wisdom

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save everybody wants to but theydon't want to let themselves do
it and I will give it ADC 15 OK,and we'll see what happens.
OK, get rid of that now that's asix.
That is a six and with that. Narla Ween in his head imagines

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the outside of this structure before we even stepped in to
find Santa Satan's bag and will dimension door as much as he can
carry out of the house. He just he just drop a dimension

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door at the bottom and let the piles.
Slide into it. Basically what I'm doing
probably going to give you the help action.
And what is this dimensional blowing?
As the outside of this a dimension door A.
Horde. Of gold coins and gems and Ruby,

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sapphires and diamonds. Pours through the dimension door
and disappears from the room. Oh, that's it.
I don't need to take anything else.
What are we doing, Thea? Thea doesn't really I really
care about about the gold or anything.
She wants to go ask those peoplewhat they're doing.
Yeah, you, you approach the the group and one of them is blind

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and he holds up a hat and he says coppa, coppa, please one
coppa that that would get me a loaf of bread.
Well. I I.
I give you 5 gold pieces which we'll give you.
Oh, but just know you can't do both.
What? Is that you can't give.
Me money and then also take something but it's it's up to

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you. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just
giving you gold. OK, if that's your choice.
On gold pieces, 100 Topper. If I'm giving you 5, you're
getting 500. That's more money I've ever seen
in my life. Well, there you go, there's five
and I, I give him five. It's.
Time for the tiebreaker, Nokomis, What are we doing?

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You know, like I don't like goldeither, quite frankly, like, and
I, I don't really want material items like I just, I just want
to go hang out with some tree friends and shit like this,
this. You see, yes, the most amazingly
wrought staff of Maplewood. It's a staff or wand of some

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kind. In another corner of the room.
You see the absolute most kick ass gem encrusted somehow
tastefully with leaves like colored autumnal leaves and like
winter berries like junipers andand things like that.

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Those red berries that birds love to eat and it's just the
most sick looking two piece bikini you've ever seen.
Oh oh, oh God. OK, yeah, no comas.
Beggars in the corner say Copper, please copper.
Nokomis looks at the beggar, looks back at this this item and
just can't take her eyes off of it, as non materialistic as she

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is. Like it's probably the coolest
thing she's ever seen in her life and she approaches it and
and wants to grab it. You guys are so fun.
All righty. Wants to, but does she?
Yes. OK, so Nokomis, you now have a

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bikini of the woods. It gives you a.
Plus. 4 to your AC and a + 10 tomovement.
You know what? That makes sense because
everyone knows less is more. Freedom of movement never, never
made more sense. Braggrenier.

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Yes. Yeah, roughly about 10,000 gold
you're able to jam into your different bags and pockets.
There's platinums. So I mean, you're, you're just
grabbing like racks of platinum coins to carry as much as you're
able in your pockets and everything else.
Brag. Could you please roll me AD 8?

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That is A1. Get those out of the way.
That's not necessarily bad. Could you please roll me AD 12?
That's a four. You find Genie LA an amazing
piece of chainmail. Oh yeah.

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It is called Efridi Chain. While wearing this armor, you
have a + 3 bonus to AC, you are immune to fire damage, and you
can understand and speak primordial.
In addition to that, you can stand on and walk across molten
rock as if it were solid ground.It is made of interlocking metal

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rings. Chainmail includes a layer of
quilted fabric underneath. Blah, blah, blah.
You now have. I throw it on that armor in your
inventory, Narlawine, that you were looking at bows or
crossbows. Yeah.
I would have grabbed like a ornate, like long kind of like a

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long bone. What's the size of you know from
from my knees to my shoulders and like greenish brown with
just gold going around and similar to kind of what I
imagine my armor is. OK.
You find a bow that is going to give you a + 3 bonus to attack

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and a + 3 bonus to damage rolls.It is a magic weapon and you can
also cast for free without usinga spell slot.
Shockwave out of this bow and you can do it as a bonus action.

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Nice. I'm home brewing a little bit,
so I apologize I don't have a better link or information there
for you, but basically +3 to attack, +3 to damage and
shockwave, yeah. But do you have a bikini?
As everybody is grabbing things,Pebble and Theo, whether you
grab them for yourselves or someone else grabs them for you.

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Pebble, please roll me AD 8. OK, I got a one.
Okey doke and please roll me a another T12.
I got a 5. OK, well instead of giving you
another set of E fridi chain. Yeah, I don't wear armor, so I

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mean, items aren't really going to be.
You find the headband of Ethereal Ness.
While you're wearing this headband, you can take a magic
action and use a command word togain the effect of the ethereal
spell, which I'll post into the discord here for everybody as

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well. The spell does end if you remove
the headband or take a magic action to repeat the command
word, and also it gives you a + 2 to your AC.
Cool. All right.
And Thea please roll me AD 8. Even though I'm not grabbing

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anything. Even though you either are
caught up as people are grabbingthings after you, you gifted
gold to the beggars or someone else is just grabbing it for
you. But everybody gets something.
Evan OK with A7. So, and this is also important
that amongst yourselves, you cantrade any of these items back

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and forth amongst yourselves. So just because you got it
doesn't mean you're stuck with it.
OK with A7, please roll me AD 20. 3.
Okie dokie Thea it's. Not another bag, is it?
As out of which bag? I just made.
It's not 'cause I roll, it's. Not out of your.

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Bags no. As you are making your way out
to the last one to grab something, you find yourself
grabbing a wand of fireballs. This wand 7 charges while
holding. While holding it, you can expend
no more than three charges to cast Fireball with ADC 15 from

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it. For one charge, you cast the
Level 3 version of the spell. You can increase the spell's
level by one for each additionalcharge you expend, maximum 3.
I. Should be streaming right now.
Everyone would be saying cast fireball.
That's so funny. OK.

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Did you put that somewhere? It is in the telegram chat.
I'm also trying to get stuff into the discord as well.
No worries, I wrote. Down a little bit of it.
You all leave the the Golden room of Greed.

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Pebble has to drag Bragranero. Yeah, just and.
And sheed that. For me.
Pebble, Pebble. We're getting ready to walk on
the next flight of stairs and, and Bragg's just sitting there
doing gold angels in the in the,in the pile of gold.
And she just snatches his ankle and just continues walking.

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Wait, wait, I can make another bag and I can, I can make a
dance. They can fly around with the
gold for us. Come on, we've got to find Natos
or Santana or the beard guy. Come on.
As you exit through the room, you find a staircase in front of

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you, leading deeper down into Santa's bag.
This staircase is made of ice. Who is taking the lead this
time? Nakomis will take the lead.
Nakomis, The wind howls and rages in your ears, and it's

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that feeling when you step into the sudden cold where the
boogers just freeze in your nostrils.
It's chilling, biting cold and could you please stop that?
A perception check as you lead the way down the stairs.
In your new bikini, no less. I roll the 24.

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Yeah. All right.
You. See, it's just lulling hills and
some sparse pine trees and juniper trees and all around you
are just these green evergreens all around.
But you can hear shouting and heckling and at first it sounds
like someone's playing and they're.

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You hear the thump, thump, thumpof snow, but then you also hear
some shouting and some angry yelling as you make your way
into the shin. Deep snow for you Nokomis, hip
deep for Pebble. It does not take long for the
five of you to find a group of 10 foot tall, thick bodied

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snowmen. And they are standing around a
group of gnomes who are wearing classical gold and red outfits
with the little pointy capped hats and the curl toed shoes.
And these snowmen are just throwing chunks of icy snow at

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them, picking up the gnomes and face planting them into the ice,
pushing snow down the back of their pants and laughing and
jeering at them, rubbing ice in their faces and calling them
weak and laughing at them and people.
One of the gnomes looks up at Nokomis and here's Pebble and

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says please for the love of everything, somebody help us.
And the giant snowman look over his big round middle bodied ball
of snow and he says. Yeah.
Help us. These little twerps need a
lesson. They decided not to go to one of

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the other levels when they were kicked out of Santa's snow shop,
so they get to hang out here with us.
How far were they? About 30 feet.
How long does Dragon last again?One hour.
So I could. Potentially be a dragon for the

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rest of this. Potentially if you can put them
on the stairs. Yeah.
One of the gnomes lifts up his hands and he says please,
they're just full of wrath. They don't understand how mean
they're being. You could probably persuade them
to. And the snowman shoves a stick,
handful of snow and ice into thegnome's mouth.

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He says shut up twerk and throwshim head first into a tree.
I, I, I cannot stand while my president are are are being put
up with like this or putting up with this guys.
I'm I'm going to I'm going to doit.
Y'all OK with this? OK, the potion on Snowman,
you're going. To what you're going to drink.

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I I I make a snowball and throw it at pebbles.
Pebble don't care. She goes into a rage and she's
running after these guys. Hold an aunt 20 anyways on that
attack you. You.
Hit Pebble in the back of the head with a snowball, which
helps perpetuate her rage. As she charges at the snowmen,

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another gnome shouts out. Please don't hurt them, just
just hurt us. Don't hurt them, help us.
Pebbles rage and she's going in after the snowman.
He's She's already the snowman. I pull a dagger.
From my sheath and I use heat metal and I throw it at a
snowman. He screams in absolute blood

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curdling pain and rage. So I've got Pebble attacking
Brag. Are you also attacking then?
Yeah, OK, one of the gnomes runsup to you.
Thea falls on his knees, snow jammed into his little elf gnome
outfit and under his hat and with just a face beat red from

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being ice and snow rubbed all over it by these bully snowmen.
He says please just try to convince them to be nice.
Man. You're for a snowball.
Fight. No, throwing snowballs is the
meanest thing to do with snow. No, it's.

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Not why? Be be just throwback.
Violent throwback. No, it's not.
Throwback No men would throw snowballs.
We don't do that. We're nice.
They're. They're so full of rides, I.
Bet you, I bet you if you tried,it would make you feel really
good. Go ahead, make a snowball and
throw it at me. He gathers up some snow, packs

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it really loosely in his hand and he throws it and it just
falls apart in the dust of snow and he goes, yay, that was so
fun. We've done snowballs.
We should stop now. My.
God. And we was pushing through this
hip, deep snow. Yeah, one of the snowmen looks

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down and says, what are you going to do, twerp?
Oh, Thea, are we, are we attacking the snowmen or are you
going to try to persuade them? OK, so I'll, I'll try to
persuade them, I guess. Yay, no I'd.
Like to try to persuade. I'd like to hold down, hold

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down. I'd like to try to persuade
these gnomes to really pack somesnowballs and throw them back to
the. Snowman OK, give me a persuasion
check. That will be at 23 A.
Couple of them say, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Why should we turn the other cheek?
You're right. Exactly.

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Hey, got to pack it, pack it really good.
OK, but. Yeah, I'm going to.
You know what? I'm sticking a rock in mine
that'll teach them and they start I.
Mean listen, they're snowmen. It's OK.
Old. Snowballs and they start
throwing them at the snowmen. Praise, praise.
Bark. Who's that?
I scream. Snowballs, I mean.
What are you doing? Well.

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He's. Not a fan of snow?
So. What could he do except bonus
action artificers flame blade and start like dashing, taking
off the heads of snowmen. One snowman's head rolls from
its middle snowballed body and aTarantino volume of blood gushes

(01:17:29):
up out of the middle ball. Nakomis, what are you doing?
And can I just? Describe slain blade.
It's my first time using it. Absolutely.
You invoke a fiery blade in yourfree hand.
The blade is similar in size andshape to a scimitar and last a
duration. If you let go, it disappears and
I can invoke it again as a bonusaction.

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As a magic action, I make a melee spell attack on a hit 3D6
plus my spelled gassing modifierand shed bright light for 10
feet. You light up as you summon this
flame blade and I'm not even going to make you roll for it.
You chop off that snowman's headand half of his upper body melts
away and all of the gnome peoplestart throwing rock and wood and

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twig covered snowballs at the snowman, pelting and beating
them apart. Nakomis, what?
What are you doing in this? Nakomis would like to turn into
a Penguin with wild shape, OK, and she would like to just slide
around, distracting the the people making snowballs.

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OK, so trying to distract the gnomes from making snowballs.
Yep. OK, OK.
A. Couple of them are like this is
so much more delightful and one jumps on your back to slide
along on your back. Not what I intended, but I'll
allow it. He.
Stops making snowballs, but unfortunately we got we got 4 to
1 here these snowmen. As I said, for Narlauine, it

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doesn't take long before the entire sparsely wooded area is
caked in gore, just far an an exaggerated amount of blood that
should not be long in a snowman body paints the snow paints the
trees, and the little gnomes in their Santa helper outfits who

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refused to go up to the lair of lust all cheer and shout as
rain, as blood rains down on their happy upturned faces of
Pebble hacking and slashing and broadcasting heat metal.
And before long, all of the snowmen are cut to pieces, dead

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and gone. Good.
With that, why are they bleeding?
This. Is a great question.
Would you like to investigate one of the snowmen?
Yes, yeah, Give me an investigation check.
It was all real people. That's a six.
I'm not the the best for investigation.

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You know these snowmen just havesome chunky parts in them
Doesn't make sense. I've never seen red snow guys.
Everybody have the bloodlust ability now which is a home
brewed thing which means now when you make an attack with any
attack you get to add AD 4 to your attack roll.

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Dangerous. It is in my notes.
In case anybody was wondering why this is a non Canon one
shot, I hope it's been made clear by this point.
The gnomes, well, that's. A.
Man, go. Ahead What that?
Dimension. That dimension door was.

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Canon. Yeah, absolutely.
At that all. Absolutely not line up and they
all salute you. And they say you've shown us
violence is the answer. Thank you so much, helpful
heroes. Violence is always the answer,
Nacoma says. And that's why you're our
heroes. How?
Do you repay your heroes? I.

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I put out a hand expectantly. He goes oh of course, and he
reaches into his back pocket andhe puts a wooden horse in your
hand. Kids love these.
I I pass him my wood block and say here to make another.
Oh raw materials. This will be great for putting
into a snowball to throw at people.

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Wait a minute. And they all run away into the
woods with that they. Investigate.
You never. Mind, never mind.
Just behind a tree is a perfectly sanded, perfectly
wooden slide made of Pinewood leading down to the next level

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out of Wrath. Who would like to go down the
slide first? The.
Slide. Hasn't gone first yet, I'll say.
Who hasn't gone first because I'll slide down that slide.
I think we've all gone first at this point.
Realistically, I think Pebble would see a slide and go
running. Yeah, Yeah, that's true.

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All right. Well, head first down the slide,
Pebble leads the way and all of you slide down to the next level
of Santa's bag. Super happy fun land.
I don't know if you guys have picked up on a theme yet or not,
but. Uh huh.
Down to the. 6th layer Pebble. This room's a little bit warmer.

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The snow gives way to it's It's warmer than the snow before, but
there's still a chill in the air.
Cold. Wet stone blocks line the room
in every direction, and there's a lectern in the middle of the
room in front of a fireplace with a book on it.

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Brooks, my greatest enemy. Would you like to investigate
it? Yes.
Romaine investigation check. It's like, what's this thing?
It's got paper. So that would be a three I think
you have. An advantage because of how many
books you've read. I highly doubt that.

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You can't see the top of the lectern.
You don't actually know that there's a book up there.
Would anybody else like to investigate?
Yes. Please.
The 21 hit Yep so. How a lot better than a three.

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You find a tome sitting on the lectern and with that role you
immediately identify that this book is wrapped and bound in
human skin and burned into the flesh is a title on the book
that says the truth about Santa and Satan and all of their

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gifts. We don't need to read that.
I would. Kind of want to read that.
Would you like to read the firstpage?
I would. You're all going to die.
As you open the skin bound book,the first like opening page says
this is the first Bible of the cult followers of Satan.

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This tome shows all of the ways in which the God Santa is
actually a fraud and all of his jolly old man gifts aren't
actually real. And the true giver of gifts,
Satan, can be discovered within the pages of this book.

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Beware all ye who read from here.
This knowledge cannot be undone.History check for what I know
about Santos. Yeah, go ahead.
Give me a give me a history check.
Only one that doesn't jive, thatdoesn't, that doesn't check out
with what you know about Santa. Santa's the he's a God of

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kindness of, of giving, of, of gifts and family and a time with
friends and found family and a time of drinking eggnog with
nutmeg in it. And, you know, maybe if you're
feeling a little spicy, you put some whiskey in it.
Good things, happy things. Santa makes children laugh.

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There's something heretical about this book.
And with that, I take my scimitar of flame and sink it in
between the pages of this book, directly into the spine.
You cut the cover from the rest of the pages, but the pages are

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still available as they don't burn.
If anybody else in the group feels compelled to read from the
book, I. Mean, I don't even know what
book we're talking about here. Would you like to ask Narloin
what he's looking at? I, I I.
Notice Pebble can't see that there's a book.

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So I'll walk. Up and I'll pick her up and read
to her. You're reading from the book.
I'll, I'll read the Pebble. Pebble.
Do you listen or do you plug your ears?
I don't even know what's happening.
He reads that first. Page that I just I read out for.
Darlene. No, no, no, Pebble doesn't know

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what's happening. Like.
Right. Narlene didn't mention it.
He read it in his head. So I'm reading to Pebble all
loud. You can.
You can. Block him out if you want, I'm
not going to force Pebble to listen to this.
I mean, as I think, as soon as Pebble, as soon as she hears

(01:27:26):
Pebble. Give me a history check.
OK. I just wrote a net 20 on a
history check with a negative orwith a -, 0 or plus zero and I
guess minus C + 0 is the same thing.
You realize as you stand here today with with Braggrenier
holding you up talking about howSanta is a fraud, you realize

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you tell people what? What do you always tell people
about Bark IS? That bark is life bark.
Bark is love. Bark is good.
You've heard that somewhere before, and in this moment it
dawns on you. That phrase is what's used to
describe Santa. Your parents used to tell you as
a child, Santa is good. Santa is life.

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Santa. Is.
Santa is family. Santa is bark.
Oh, it all makes sense. Oh.
My God. Pebble or.
Pebble gets down. No, she.
Is getting down she's she's covering her ears like she just

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had like this wild memory realization as he was like once
she realized that the book was about Santa, all thoughts of
what what she was hearing went out of her head as she
remembered that you know like sitting with her with her family
with her mom and and and talkingabout Santa and and then what
she knows about bark and it justclicked in her head.

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Santa might be bark and and her mind is blown and it's it's just
working so she's not hearing, brag Rainier.
OK, so that's a does not read for Pebble.
That's a does not read for Narloween.
I believe Narloween, you tried to cut it in half, but you're
you're finding no matter how many times you hack at the book,
it can't fully be destroyed. But your rejection of this

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heresy is made clear. Yes.
And I guess the cover's in my pocket now.
I don't know what to say. Yeah.
You got a skin covered book cover.
A a book cover made of stretchedskin that says the truth about
Santa and Satan. Nicomas, are you listening as

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Braggrenier reads out loud from the book?
Yes, and Nicomas is starry eyed watching him read.
I just want to clarify because Iput on that Afridi change shirt.
I'm reading it in Primordial. Without.

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Realizing it. Oh, that's so good.
So come and. Wait, wait.
Wait. Darlene understands every word
he speaks. 5 Ordeal. And the.
Fireplace rages Thea, you are the tiebreaker.

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All right, all right, I. Need I I never mind if never
mind if you know what you're going to do Your turn.
I was just going to, I was just going to ask like, what, What
else is going around me? Bragg reading a heretical book,
the fire burning as he drones onin Primordial.

(01:31:00):
I hear. Do I hear any bells?
No, you don't. No.
Well, that's good. You're.
Here. Well then.
Jingle Bells somewhere far off in the distance.
I don't know if they're Jingle Bells.
Happy little gnomes in the floorabove you singing.

(01:31:22):
I mean, yeah, I'd like to assumethat I'm trying to understand
what Bragg is saying, so I'm listening.
OK. Brag.
Yes, as you read from the book, you realize that it truly is

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Satan who gives the greatest gifts, and that Santa is in fact
a heretic according to this book.
And as you read from the book, you are filled with a momentary
shimmer of understanding that you are able to speak Satan's

(01:32:05):
gifts into existence. Could you please roll me?
Hey, I got to go to a whole different tab for this one.
As you do, you find a number of pages in the book fall out and
they are actually spell scrolls that you have spoken out of the

(01:32:32):
book you receive. Well, Nope, Nope.
Hold on, I'm getting ahead of myself.
Please roll ME3D1 hundreds. Oh that is 126.

(01:32:54):
I need each one of them independently 77, 38 and 11.
OK. 11 is 1/6 level chain lightning.
What was the next one? 3838 is 1/6 level Heroes feast.

(01:33:21):
You said sixth level again. Yep.
OK. And then chat.
And what was the third rule 7777?
Jeez. OK, that third roll is I'm gonna
put the link 'cause there's a lot here to it.

(01:33:43):
It is 1/6 level summon themed, and like I said, there's a lot
here to it because it's also gotthe stat block for the Fiendish
spirit, so I've put the link to go with it just to help out.
Brag Grenier. As you collect the three
scrolls, you realize you're not going to really gather anything

(01:34:07):
else from this book. And as that realization hits
you, a stone wall to the left ofthe fireplace begins to slide
slowly down into the floor, leading to another set of bloody
wooden stairs leading down into a darker, colder layer below.

(01:34:34):
Who would like to? I'll lead.
I'll lead the way. If you say I saw it first, I
mean, sure. I'm.
Going to I'm going to bring the book with I'm going to keep
reading, OK? As you descend, the stairs slip
and squelch under your boots, and in the dim light you can see

(01:34:57):
that there is not just blood sprinkled down the stairs, but
also like fingers, ears, noses, fingernails.
And as you continue lower, you find yourself in what can only
be described as a torture chamber.

(01:35:21):
Manacles and chains hang on the walls, stretch racks, giant
steel drums over a raging fire slowly rotating by arcane gears.
And in one corner of the room you see a group of little toy

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soldier nutcrackers and you can hear some shouting and yelling
from that side of the room. And you see that these little
toy soldiers are repeatedly stabbing a teddy bear who is
yelling over and over. He's not guilty.

(01:36:04):
Someone checked Pebbles pockets.There was a lot of dismumbered
body parts. Pebble, please give me a
Dexterity saving throw as you continue down the stairs.
Mean person. That's a three.
Pebble, you slip and fall, and as you you should I grab.

(01:36:26):
Pebble Pan. Featherfall.
OK, Featherfall is cast and Thea, go ahead and give me a,
we'll call it a strength saving or a strength check.
Teen. You grab Pebble by the hand and
you prevent her from going ass over tea kettle down the stairs,

(01:36:48):
crashing into brag Grenier. But Pebble, It only takes you a
moment to realize when you slipped and shouted, your finger
fell from your mouth. It's on a chain.
It's on a necklace, by the way. It should be.
No. No, it's non Canon.
It's non Canon. It's non Canon.

(01:37:11):
I I. I.
See it's got one arm I am reaching with everything I have
for this other I even manifest echo and and and beppel just
shoots forward and grabs it. Give me D20 flat luck check.

(01:37:35):
Please please please I need this.
I got a 16. Beppel blinks at you and reaches
just like you do at nothing as your shadow then looks at the
ground, looks at you and shrugs as you are looking at the floor

(01:37:57):
saved by Thea. There's fingers and toes and
ears and all kinds of things on the floor.
Can I investigate to try and find my finger?
Nope. Moving on, you.
All hear the teddy shouting in the corner.
Someone help me, I'm not guilty.All right, Pebble dejectedly

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stomps over. And what's attacking the
stabbing the the teddy bear? Crackers.
Nutcrackers, yes. Pebble dejectedly stomps over
and says. This better be good, I lost my
finger for this. What?
What are you doing to this teddy?
Poor little teddy bear. One of the nutcrackers head
rotates on his shoulders lookingbackwards at you.

(01:38:43):
Very exorcist style and its mouth.
That's creepy and it says. We're.
Getting our pound of cotton out of this teddy bear.
Don't you understand? He's a traitor to the 'cause he
what's? The finish.

(01:39:04):
He thinks that this noose, this new usurper.
Should replace. Santa and the teddy bear shouts.
No, I never said that. I don't think that's true.
Wait. Zone of truth.
OK, yeah, I guess it has been stated.
Zone of truth. All right, but but but but but.

(01:39:27):
I need to do some rolls. There's like 3 nutcrackers and
the one teddy bear. 15th grade, yeah.
And. Two nutcrackers pass, one fails,
and the teddy bear passes. I mentally inform Pebble which

(01:39:49):
Nutcracker failed and let him know that I know if he's telling
the truth. All three nutcrackers stay in
unison. We're killing him for treachery.
He'll tell us where the usurper is.
Is does usurper Natus or Santanaor or not Santa?

(01:40:10):
He's not Santa, that's for sure.And did this teddy bear actually
support the usurper? Someone told us he did.
I'm asking that one specifically.
Somebody told you we did, Yeah. One of the one of the Santa's
helpers, one of those gnomes. I don't trust those gnomes.

(01:40:33):
Those gnomes are the good guys. That's why we've got what,
Wheeling in that pot over there over the fire.
What? Yeah, he stopped yelling a long
time ago. Oh my God.
Merry Christmas everybody. The Nutcracker just clacks his
jaw happily. Hey, it's it's Krampus knocked.

(01:40:59):
It's the age-old question. I don't know, watch Nightmare
Before Christmas on Halloween ordo you watch it on Christmas?
Yes. Both.
I, I I don't. Know who to attack like they're
protecting Santa The. Teddy bear shows if you don't
have to attack them just save mebut.
They're bold and gnome, all right.

(01:41:22):
Yeah. Pebble steps in between them and
says I I'll stop this shit. You know.
She grabs the the teddy bear about this, the name of his neck
can your swords don't scare me. We.
Are loyal to Santa and it will be over our dead body that we
betray him. I am loyal to Santa because
Santa is bark and. We will still defend Santa.

(01:41:45):
Me too. Why are we fighting?
We shouldn't be. Help us torture this teddy bear
and gain his confession. You can get a confession
without. Torture.
OK, well, that's I. Turn to the teddy bear and I say
confess the. Teddy bear I'm.
Innocent. What are?
What are you? Innocent.
Of everything they're saying. What are they saying?

(01:42:10):
That I. Worship Satan.
Do you worship Satan? No.
Can you sow praise bark? Praise Bark.
He's innocent, you guys. Clearly.
OK, so that's a a a hey attempt to persuade the Nutcrackers by

(01:42:35):
Pebble Nakomis. What are you doing?
I I kind. Of like the.
Nutcrackers and how they're stabbing the teddy bear, I don't
know. I trust them for some reason.
One of. Them spits out of here and he
says we could start removing pieces of him soon.
Yeah, yeah, Nicole wants to helpsomehow.

(01:42:55):
So you'll help us torture? Him.
Yeah, absolutely. In fact, I can like vine him to
the ground if that helps. Everything helps, OK?
You. You vine up the teddy bear who
wails as thorns dig into his plushy little cotton brown bear

(01:43:18):
lining. I'm assuming pushes Pebble aside
to do this. Probably.
But yeah, absolutely. Sia, what are you doing?
I'm. Kind of standing right next to
Nicomas. Yeah, you're going to help us
torture him. Yeah.

(01:43:39):
Okey doke. Jesus villains all y'all.
Bragging here. I I can't really decide who's
telling the truth, so I'm going to I'm going to ask for a moment
with the teddy alone from the Nutcrackers, and I'm going to

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let them know I'm trying to be partial.
One of them aims a sword at yourface and says don't believe
anything he says. He is a traitor.
Unless of course, he gives you aconfession.
That would be true, but we have to get the confession.
Well, I'm going to I'm going to take the teddy a little bit away

(01:44:21):
from the and I'm going to roll deception and be like, don't
worry, I worship Satan too. Give me a well, is that
deception? Yes.
OK, Give me a deception. I'm trying to deceive him,
trying to get him to admit that he's a Satan worshipper.

(01:44:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me a deception check.
That's a 25. The Teddy.
Bear. In your hands the size of a
teddy bear. Looks over his shoulder at the
nutcrackers, looks at you, and he says I bet we could take him.
I walk back, he's guilty. What about kids we have?

(01:45:02):
All I said was that you could help save me from these
psychopaths. I joined the.
I joined the Nutcrackers. I trust, I trust Braggrenier.
I also joined the Nutcrackers. Narloeen, what are you doing?
I saw your shot from the bow at the teddy bear.

(01:45:25):
I'm holding it. Yeah, give me my time.
Well, well, I hope I play well. Give me an attack roll.
Just say it. Say it.
Just don't hold. That one.
Teddy bear gets horny out of my.Hands Slee.

(01:45:46):
I rolled a 29, is that it? Absolutely.
I rolled a 31. Does that hit?
Yes. Please describe to us how you
execute the teddy bear out of Braggrenier's hands because he
does not have enough health to live.
I get 429 damage and the first shot just pierces the teddy bear

(01:46:14):
like you get stuck on the fletching and slides across the
room into the wall and the second arrow just flies right
behind pinning his left leg. The teddy bear squirms against
the wall as he shouts no, I'm not guilty of anything.
And the nutcrackers look at BragGrenier and the rest of you and

(01:46:36):
they say he confessed. You said he was guilty.
That means he confessed, right? He said we can take you.
Sounds like a confession of guilt.
Toss and they go at the teddy bear with their swords and hack
em into cottony fluffy pieces ashe shrieks and wails and is cut
apart by the nutcrackers. Merry Christmas.

(01:46:59):
Can. I get a piece of.
Yeah, I want some of that magical cotton too.
The room fills with cotton, cotton pillows everywhere, and
you all rush in and you grab some clumps of it and yeah, you
you can add some clumps of once sentient cotton to your

(01:47:23):
inventory, but at the same time all of these little strands of
dusty cotton are getting in youreyes and up your nose.
Everybody has disadvantage on initiative roles.
Wait, wait, wait. I.
Just need something to be added here.
As the cotton fills the room, itcomes in contact with my flaming

(01:47:46):
scimitar. What happens to the cotton balls
all around us? Everybody please roll deck
saving throws. I'm a man of fire damage.
I can still. Rolling.
Back. 20. 24. 13. 46. Damn it, Pyro.

(01:48:07):
Pyro, what is the save on a fireball?
I don't know about fireballs. I don't have fireball.
What is the damage on fireball? Is that fire?
I don't. Have fireballs. 66 I don't have
fireball. Oh, I know you know the answer
to this. Don't worry about it.
Possibly now that a three. D chain ice.
I will just look it up myself. The base is 86 according to the

(01:48:33):
Internet. Oh, that's why I'm trying to do
it at 6th level and it's not a sixth level spell.
OK. Invest.
Yep, 8D6 but if you failed ADC 15 you take 29 points of fire
damage. Am I still raging?

(01:48:55):
I see. No you're not.
If you passed ADC 15 you took 15points of fire damage even.
With the net 20 I take a little damage.
Yes, because. Fills.
With fire and all the nutcrackers scream and shriek
and they begun running around wildly, little lit sentient

(01:49:18):
pyres of fire burning away. Their paint melts and peels from
their faces as they claw and scratch at themselves, and they
all disintegrate into little cinders of ash.
And you actually find one of them had a really nice weapon on
them. Oh, what do you have?
Please roll me AD 2018. I hope it's fire related.

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Oh that would be so good if it was.
This is actually interesting. This item has come up in a
different one shot in the past. One of the nutcrackers.
As he burns his body turning to charcoals he looks and says I
would have given it to you for your help and a spear falls from

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his tiny wooden hands and it is a it is a blood spear.
I'm putting the description to this in the telegram and discord
as well. I love some of the comments I'm
getting around here. Blood spear.
This is a uncommon spear weapon.It comes from the ancient times

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from a Chieftain whose tribe lived in somewhere else in the
mountains centuries before something else happened, and
although he was very much alive,he had some traits that were in
common with vampires. At the end of the day, what this
spear will allow you to do is when you hit with a melee attack
using this spear and reduce the target to 0 points, you gain 2D6

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temporary hit points. Any creature can wield the
spear. Nobody gets the +2 bonus, so
that's that. It's it's a magic spear and if
you kill something with it you gain 2D6 temporary hit hit
points. All righty with that, the the

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iron bars that are are melted and glowing red with another
path that leads deeper down intoa awful, horrible chilling wind.
And Halloween cast false life onhimself for some more little

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wings, just like the chicken wings.
All right, I think I got to do an arcana check, see how the
winds come out. Yeah, give me an Arcana check.
21. It's cold and bitter winter
winds. And as you descend, I I assume

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you're taking the lead. Oh, yeah.
You come to another room. This one looks not too different
from the torture room, but it, it looks kind of more like a
prison cell. And standing there is an imp

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wearing a bright red coat with white fur trim all along the big
gold brass buttons, with a big red hood behind him.
And he's holding a scroll in hishands.
And he says, ah, newcomers welcome.
You're not Santa. Well, yes, I am.

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I'm Santa. How?
Old cousin tugs on his beard. Give me a.
Investigation check. Sure.
I know a religion check I. Got a net one I I don't know
what I'm rolling tonight. This is.
Santa Pebble, you are in the presence of Santa.

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Santa. Yes, that's me it.
Is it is Santa Everybody? I got a question.
I had a realization earlier. Are you also bark?
Obviously. Wow.
I've been bark all along and. Narrowed my eyes, rolling on.

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The that what the rolling. On the ground, drooling.
I'm I'm, I'm I'm going to roll areligion check in.
OK. What kind of 20?
2. 22. You you know that Bark is a new
deity that came into the existence months ago and that

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Santa has been around for hundreds if not thousands of
years. He is one of the ancient deities
and what? And you got a 22.
Yes, yeah. There's There's something
fraudulent about this little impwearing Santa's coat and hat.
But he looks at you and he he sees the realization that you're

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not as easily persuaded as the gnome barbarian.
And he points a finger and he says before you, you wonder if
I'm telling the truth or not. Why don't I tell you what I,
Santa, can do for you? Oh, I think you want to know

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because. And he holds up the papers in
his hands. I've got a list.
I've got a list right here and you better believe it.
And I you know what? I can open up my bag and guess
what I could pull out a list to.But you ain't Santa.
Well, whether I am Santa or not matters less than if I have

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Santa's jacket, Santa's beard, Santa's hat, and Santa's naughty
and nice list. So you stole it all.
No, no, you're not Santa. I will perks up.
Am I on the list? Am I on the list?
Am I on the list? Am I on the?
List. Yes, you are.

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I'll bet I was real nice. Where's the real Santa I am?
Clearly. So let me tell you.
Let me tell you what I could do for you.
You're going to like this. I I get it.
I get it. You're a paladin.
You're a little bit nice. You're a warlock.
You're a little bit mean. I get it.
You know, if only all the world were as simple as a binary

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choice of either naughty or nice.
But I got to tell you, Thea, youand your friends have made some
choices tonight. And I've got the naughty nice
list here. And don't you want to know where
you are on the list? I'm sure I know where I am on
the list. I want to know where the real

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Santa is. He stands before you and he
looks at you, Pebble. And he says, Pebble, you know
you've been. And awfully naughty girl.
I have. Not.
Nicomas, time to put your charm on.

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Oh. Yeah, yeah, put on that charm
just like you did with those Faye back up on the lust lair.
Oh, you saw that, did you? Oh.
I'm Santa. I see everything.
I see when you're awake. I see you're asleep.
I see when you think that you'realone in the bathroom where they
say there aren't cameras, but there are.

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That's a little creepy. Santa.
Yeah, well, that's because Santais an eldritch horror.
For a stop, he actually is. I.
My plucky little heroes. I pull out a clipboard.
We've been after you for this. I've got this list that says

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that all 5 of you are on Santa'snaughty list.
Well then, surely you can't be Santa because I'm not on the
naughty list you. Are on the naughty he.
Was flying purely. Because of the company you keep.
Miss Pebble and Halloween notched with an arrow.
Hey, Pebble. Attacked.

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The orphans Pebble, you danced with safae and gave in to your
lust now. All of you still feel.
Dirty choose to feed the starving servants on the
Gluttony lair. That was a nice thing to do.
You guys did a nice thing there.But then Pebble, I mean, look at
that bandana on your hand. Do you deserve that bandana that

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you took from the Greed Room? I didn't take it.
Somebody gave it to me. What about those?
Snowmen, you were sure quick to give in to your wrath and rage
and cut those snowmen to pieces.Pebble just goes quiet.
And. Yeah, I suppose I'm naughty.

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Maybe you should. On the naughty list, I'm here to
tell you. Pebble.
Pebble thinks back to lust, and she goes, yeah, I've been
naughty. Maybe you should spank me.
No, Nakomis. You know you've been naughty.
Nakomis. You attacked those orphan kids.
You danced with the fae. You.

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Were even the one eating foods at the tables?
You didn't share with the servants.
You took that honestly striking bikini.
No body shame like that bikini looks awesome on you.
But you did take it. And you know nakomis like you,
you like you you. You distracted the gnomes a

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little bit from giving into wrath.
I mean, I'll give you that. But then you know you did read
from the book of Santa and Satan.
And. You were ready to help out those
nutcrackers torturing that poor teddy bear.
So, I mean, Nikomas, I think we can both agree you're on the
naughty list, right? Yes, and I wouldn't have it any
other way all. Righty Well, you say that now,

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but I mean, do you want me to keep going through everybody's
names here because it's all written down?
Thea, do you want to hear about how naughty you've been?
Well, I listen. I'm not sure.
Well then I'll just let you knowyou're on the naughty list.
Narloeen raises his bow and casts a fairy fire at the amp.

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As you do you see the spell hitsSanta's robe and the spell glows
and dissipates as a natural counter spell hits it from
Santa's robe. And he laughs and he shakes a
finger at you. And he says, Narloeen, you're a
tough one. You wanted to help those little

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orphan kids. You didn't want to dance.
You shocked that lady's hand you, you said no at 1st, and you
fed the servants. But Gnar Louine, that golden bow
on your back, I mean, did you deserve the bow?
I knew that nothing here is as it seems.

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Did you attack those snowmen? I let all of my sins take over
once I realized where we were. Dante.
And that's not my name. I'm Santa.
Definitely not Santa y'all I'm. Santa.
So I'll tell you all what because all of you are on the
naughty list, either because of individual decisions or because

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of, you know, the company you keep.
Here's the deal. I'm Santa, which means I could
always take your names off the naughty list and put your names
on the nice list. Oh.
If this list of Santas which my friends are telling me that

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you're not Santa but. You know I am because I'm also
bark. Santa, hello, if we, if you, if
you removed if you remove us from the list, then that means
that the list is corruptible. And if the list is corruptible,
then clearly there's something afoot here because Pebble is her

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brain is just smoking trying to process this.
But you know, if if the list is corruptible and Santa Bark is
not corruptible, then that meansthat you're not Santa though,
right? Oh my Mortivas, is it a paradox?
Don't think about it, Pebble. Do you want to be on the nice

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list or the naughty list? I want to be on the nice.
List. But you're on the naughty list
right now, Pebble. Do you want to stay on the
naughty list or do you want me to move your name to the nice
list? I want to be on the nice list.
I'm a good girl. All righty.
Well, let me just strike a name through a a line through your
name on the naughty list here, Pebble.

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And I just need you to take thisquill and initial next to the
change where I wrote your name on the nice list right here.
Yep, just initial right here, please.
Oh. Don't do it, Pebble.
Pebble, don't. Don't sign.
Oh do nothing signature. It's just it's initials to
accept the change. I don't care.
Don't touch it. Don't touch it.

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Don't you? Touch, don't touch the.
Coil Pebble. It's it's.
Don't. I smack Pebble's hand.
I'll roll attack roll. Roll.
Well, that was an AT 1 you. Accidentally sit, brag, somehow
roll damage. OK, 3.

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Brag you take 3 slapping damage.And the endpoints.
That you're bragging, it goes. That wasn't very fair, was it?
Bragging they may hate you. Like please help Pebble to not
sign that thing, hey? Hey, do you sign Pebble?
Pebble Greg, what you have the piece of bark?
What kind of what kind of tree is bark?

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If you are bark, well, Pebble could tell you better than
anybody. Pebble.
What kind of Oh my. I.
Want you to tell us. I want my disciple to tell you.
Bark. Bark wouldn't.
Make you speak for him. Bark, Bark.
I'm not called, I'm not a disciple of bark.

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I'm a sword of bark. What kind of tree is Bark?
She's I rolled a intelligence behind the scenes and I got a
19. So like she's wisening up to
this. I, I wanted to make sure I was
pulling it right by the rolls. So the.
Implants you and says, well barkis good, bark is life, bark is

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love. Have you heard those words
before? Yes, but that's not what I asked
you. I What kind of tree is bark?
Bark is life. Is clutching she's clutching the
the the the piece of bark right now like in her in her pack, you

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know, like in her, in her the. M says bark is life, which means
bark represents all of the trees.
Yes, that's what bark represents.
Give me an insight check. That's a 10 I've been trying to
say this whole time, this whole.Advantage Pebbles trend or
Thea's trying to help you Pebbleroll again, OK.

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I was in in in. What was it?
Insight. You're trying to see whether or
not Pebble can. Insight.
Yeah, the. Lies.
OK, oops. Well, I got that eleven and then
I guess 19 -, 118 when? He sees you not answering to the
OR not not buying the answer of bark is life.

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He shrugs and he says, well, youknow, bark is Birch.
She recoils. Like I don't know the answer for
the part is. She recoils back and steps back
in line with the group. No, that's wrong.
You're wrong. There's something wrong with all

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of this. What do you know, you're just a
dump in there. What do you all want to do?
Do you want to move your names from the naughty list to the
nice list or not? I.
Want to beat this guy? Because let me tell you, if you
stay on the naughty list, the new Sant doesn't just give you a
coal. I can't swell.

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I'm itching. To grab this one Fireball.
Fireball, you guys said. Casting spells that are are
arcing and bouncing and he shrieks and ducks the the hat
falls from his head and he shotsAll of you are naughty.
You're all naughty. All of you are getting more than

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coal for Christmas. And he dives into a fire and he
disappears in a puff of sulphuric smoke and the imp is
gone, right. It's all of him.
I didn't actually catch the chain lightning that.
Was. Yeah.
You sure about that? I don't know.
You didn't let me roll for it. Yeah.

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No, it's up to you. Burns that?
Burns that scroll you mean? Yeah, the scrolls are left on
the ground. Would anybody like to look at
them? Oh, but.
Darlene's absolutely looking. It is another can't.
Read them. Investigation.

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Give me an investigation roll 19.
All five of your names are at the bottom of the list on the
naughty side. Well, we knew.
That. Yeah, well, I was trying to see
if this is the the list that belongs to Santa.
You're welcome to take it. Sure.

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I toss it in my scroll pack. All right, you've you've got
Santa's naughty nice list. I'll find that amp.
The the imp has disappeared. He jumped into the flames of the
fire and effectively did a demonic dimension door from fire
to fire. But there is a door at the end

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of the room. Yeah.
Before we before we jump through.
I I do have this hero's feast scroll.
It's not a bad idea. Is anyone hungry?
I could eat. All you piggies ate up on I.
Didn't eat. I.
Didn't eat? Yeah.
What? You're talking about.

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In fact, I resent that statement.
Sure, I guess. Burps pickled.
I'm going to go ahead. I.
Vote. We do a short rest and feast.
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and cast Heroes Feast.
All right, Heroes feast for everyone.
You conjure A feast that appearson a surface and an unoccupied
10 foot cube next to you. The feast takes one hour to

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consume and disappears at the end of that time.
Fine. Official effects don't set in
until this hour is over. Up to 12 creatures can partake.
A creature that partakes gained several abilities for 24.
Hours. Resistance to poison.
Immunity to frightened and poisoned conditions, hit point
maximum is increased by two D 10and it gains the same number of

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hit points. All right, so everybody roll
2D10 and you will heal for that and also get that much temporary
hit points. I got 20.
Two D 10s. Oh.
Wow. Serious.
I got. I got 2. 10s.
I got, I got 12. Was this.

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Were we actually doing a short rest here?
Yep. And 9:00 and 9:00.
So we add 9 and then you said 9 temp too, right?
Yep. 9 temp and and heal for 9:00.
OK, cool. Dragonair is feeling beefy for
once. Brag what?
What food's on the table we got?We got twig Stew.

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Make. Throwback to episode what?
Like 5 probably. We.
Got for pebbles, cinnamon flavored rocks for Nokomis we
just got anything pickle for narrowing it's it's more high
elf like aristocrat food. For Thea, it's, it's like the

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type of food you'd find that like a convent, paladins and
nuns and all that. And then Brad Grenier is just
going to eat a little bit of everything.
You all feast and you gain the benefits and the squirrel
disappears in your hands as you cast the spell.

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When you are all ready, there isa door with simple stone stairs
leading down. I'm ready.
I'm ready. I'm ready.
OK, Greg is ready. Can I is this, are we heading
down to that final level now? Is that what you said?
There is one more door with one simple stone staircase leading

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down. I don't know why you would
assume there's 9 levels. Instructions unclear.
Honestly. Are we all heading down?
I think once we get down there, yeah, yeah.
All right. All right.
You walk down the simple, undecorated, unadorned stone

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steps. There is blackness all around
you, just darkness as far as theeye can see.
And you continue down the stairs, deeper, deeper, as it
gets colder and colder. It feels like you walked down
the stairs for hours until finally you make your way to an

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icy surface and you are on the bottom layer of Santa's bag,
standing on a windswept frozen lake.
Who was taking the charge? My.
Intention was, I suppose I couldlead the charge and I was going

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to once I was clear of the stairway.
I was planning on drinking the potion.
You can do that. Yeah.
Is that what you guys want to dodo?
You want to look around 1st. Sure, with my shit perception.
Yeah, give me a perception check, Dragon Pebble.

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Got a 15. There's a big pillar of ice in
the middle of the lake, and there is a red skinned demon
trapped in it, frozen in place, his limbs mostly encapsulated,
his head barely sticking out theice up to the bottom of his jaw,

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and he snaps his gnashing teeth and struggles in vain against
the ice. And beside him is a sleigh with
a reindeer attached to it and a giant red bag that looks
identical to the one you all fell in back up in the

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warehouse. And the bag in the sleigh is
tied shut, but there is something kicking and struggling
in it. I thought the bag couldn't be
closed. Pebble, would you like to drink
your dragon potion? Yes.
Please describe what happens to Pebble.

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Well. Narratively.
As she drinks the potion, eyeballing that Pebble of ice.
Holding this demon it seems, or trying to hold the demon I take
it right? The demon is constrained within
the ice, but it's struggling against it.

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OK, she drinks the potion and starts growing.
Tail pops out of her butt and just this weird transformation
sequence. You know her, her neck extends,
her body bulks up. You don't know where all this
mass is coming from. Her clothes just ripped off and

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she transforms into an adult silver dragon.
Well. Everybody knows the bolt comes
from Z space because we've all read the Animorphs.
Actually, I never have. I'm going to say that say this
is a Sailor Moon transformation.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's spooning up in the air, waving her axes.

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Ribbons are floating around and she, you know, all the sparkly
stuff falls away and she is this.
What size creature would that be?
Gargantuan. It's big.
I jump on pebbles back. Yeah.
You said you said that you did choose a silver dragon.

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Silver Dragon, Yeah, an. Adult silver dragon.
Yeah. OK.
Just making sure we're looking at the same step block and
everything. And and and I am on the legacy
Silver Dragon by the way, OK. So just keep in mind on that
stat block you you do not get layer actions or legendary
actions or or. Change shape.

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Right, but the rest of it is there for me.
Yeah. OK, is anybody else doing
anything? Thea Narlouine Nakomis as you
watch Pebble turn into this massive silver dragon.
It is huge in size. Yes, Can I?
Can I precast the spell? Yeah.

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I would like to cast fine and familiar and I would like to
summon an owl. OK, you summon an owl and
Halloween looks to his side, misses his Phoenix defender and
uses the summon theme scroll. OK, now I can do a Yugalos.

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A devil or a demon. Yeah, well I choose the devil
himself. OK, Here in the world of
Dungeons and Dragons, it is a devil I believe.
Yeah. Just just as devil.

(02:16:32):
OK. Well.
You've you've now got your devilfiend summoned.
Let me just pull up his stat block just so I've got it handy.
Are you looking at a horned devil or just a flat devil?
What is what is it that you're looking at?
I'm using in the summon scene that has a single spirit stat

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block and then it just has a couple in parentheses for what
is demon only? Devil only.
Yugal off only. OK.
Yeah. So it's fiendish spirit.
That's right. OK, fantastic, just refreshing
that in the list here for everyone to see who's following
along. Would anybody else like to do

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anything as the bag kicks and struggles and the demon in the
ice chomps at the air and briefly breathes fire?
I'm on cast false life. I myself OK and it's a snap
whale one and with the whole warlock thing I just get the

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maximum amount of temporary hit points which is 12 more on top
of the nine. Excellent.
Go ahead and add that to everything.
Well, they're far away, right? Oh, they're like 50 feet away.
OK, Yeah, no, like I like I stated, I'm going to climb onto
Pebble and I'll guess feather fall on all of us.

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I'm. Assuming Pebble can fly.
Yeah, I got a yeah. Yeah.
I don't. I'm going to have to practice
because I know I got to roll. My health is all.
Yep. So that's 16 D12 + 112.
No, it's 18 D12 + 126. For a adult silver dragon.

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On legacy, yeah. OK.
Yep, legacy is different. OK, that's fine.
Whatever everybody hears at the same time, a voice shouts from
both the ice pillar and the sleigh.
Help. Is it I?
Hope Bubble. Investigate it.
Yeah, you can definitely move forward and investigate it.

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Yeah, I I suppose I'd lumber forward as a dragon.
As a dragon, Yeah, the demon devil has red skin, horns, sharp
teeth, clawed hands, and it struggles in poles.

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But it's frozen, locked in placewith the ice and it says.
You, you. You found me.
Hell. You need to.
Free me from this prison of ice.What's in the sleigh there, good
Sir? Oh, the the usurper, of course.

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Cannot peddle. Reach a claw over and inspect
the sleigh and the the sequence of the sleigh.
And and it's kicking and it thatyou hear a voice that says don't
listen. It's a Trump.
Ho ho. I'm I'm Santa.
I've been trapped in my own giftbag.

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You have to help me. Don't trust the demon.
Don't trust Satan. Santa.
They both replied I. Heard recently Santa in the
sack. Shut up, you frozen demon.
Santa in the sack. Yes, actually, yeah, I heard
recently that Santa is also bark.

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What say you? Well, I think that we share a
lot of similarities, but I I that's like saying all elves are
the same. What kind of tree is bark?
Well, I don't know specifically.It's not Santa.

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Well, Santa Bark hasn't had their first Christmas yet, and
also the deities tend to not be included on the naughty nice
list. That's not really my domain.
OK, so let's say you demon in the pillar of ice.
The demon in the Pillar of Ice goes, well, he's lying, but he's

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also right about that. This would be Bark's first
Christmas. And I don't actually, I have not
gotten around to the deities yet.
To the deities all kind of have their own private Christmas
party that's separate from the mortals.
And that usually happens sometime in January after the
holidays when everybody's back from being the gods for their
different people. But I I I just haven't gotten

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around to bark quite yet. You better.
You guys better include them in your parties.
They both yell at the same time.Absolutely.
All right, So do I roll an investigation to check the Santa
in the sack? That's what I was kind of
getting at, Yeah. I mean and I would use.
Do you want to open the sack? Yes, I would like to open the

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sack. OK, a jolly plump man rolls out
of the sack and out of the sleigh as you open it, wearing
red stocking long sleeve shirt and red stocking pants.
And he stands up and he says. It is cold.

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Down here, it's it's time that we got out of here.
The real Santa wouldn't be worried about the cold.
Well, normally I wouldn't, but I'm missing my my cloak and my
gloves and that that horrible little imp took all those things
from me. Would anybody else like to do

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anything? It's done the truth.
OK Santa casting a spell. If you really are Santa you will
fail it because then we will know you are not lying and I
will cast zone of truth. They both say at the same time.

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I choose to tell the truth. Oh no, are you Santa?
I ask both of them if Zone of Truth is going to hit them both.
I ask them both they the real Santa, the original Santa.
They both say yes. Of course.
And the demon says you, you OK? I know how this looks.

(02:23:14):
I know that I don't look the wayI should look.
It's because of course Santa trapped me in ice and then that
little imp got the jump on him and put him in the bag.
But it's I, I am Santa like he he's the liar.

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I know I look like a demon but I'm not actually a demon.
Is Santa on the naughty or nice list?
The the, the, the Santa that wasin the bags as well.
Everybody knows that Santa is excluded from gifting himself

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present. So he he writes the list, his
name isn't on the list. And the demon says, yes, that's,
that's true. I it would be very narcissistic
for me to just decide that I myself am nice and give start
giving myself gifts. OK show me your list and that
you're not on it. The demon tries to look at you

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and says I can't do anything I'mtrapped in ice.
And the other Santa from the bagsays, well I would be happy to
show you the list of who's naughty and nice and I could
even look at it and tell you where you are on the list.
But that like I said, I I was attacked by that imp after I
trapped this usurper and he points at the demon in ice after

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I trapped him, that little imp got the jump on me and it stole
my coat and stole my list. How long have you been Santa?
They both reply in unison. 269 years. 69 Nice.
Nice, I don't think. Santa would ever show us his

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list. Oh, well, I've been known from
time to time to allow children the chance to, you know, make
amends. There was even this one cranky
old man. This one time.
He was definitely on the naughtylist.
And through a series of different deities who agreed to
help me, they were cousins of the Fates who control the past,

(02:25:24):
present and future. They helped show him the error
of his ways. And he actually on Christmas Day
was able to move himself from the naughty list to the nice
list, says the demon in ice. And the other Santa says silence
demon. But then he nods and he says
that that is all true, that thatactually did happen.

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Who is the other person? They they both in unison say
Satan. Satan is not real.
Well, not until very recently. And did did they both?
Did. They both fail the the thing
like they they chose to fail. They both passed it.

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OK, I thought they chose to failit.
They said that. I see you.
Didn't tell me they they passed it.
You're supposed to tell me? Oh, I'm sorry, did I not say
that out loud? No, you.
Didn't you used your own sad voice?
I'm Yeah. So we both, we've all been
thinking they were both telling the truth this entire time.

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Yeah. They both passed.
I apologize. I thought I said that out loud.
I'm I was juggling tabs with theDragons and the silver Dragons
and other things. I apologize they both passed.
OK. Santa didn't fail on purpose,
all right. The one in ice says, really the

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only thing that needs to be donehere is all you need to do is
free me from this ice prison so that I can revert to my normal
form and be Santa again. And the other says no.
We need to. Kill this usurper.
We need to kill this, this, thisblasphemy of my name, this

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anagram of Santa, this Satan. We need to slay him.
Someone needs to strike him down.
I cast starry whisp at the ice to break it.
You are freeing the demon in theice.
I. Mean anyone have any other
suggestions before I do it? I'm, I mean, I'm all.

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I continue to say and try the gem of seeing and see what you
see. The gem of seeing me we have.
Talked about it. During recordings it does not
allow you to see stuff like that.
The gem of seeing it. That's the the wording of it,
but it gives the ability true sight which only notices doors

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and allows you to see into otherplanes it doesn't like.
The ethereal Plane. You could see their auras.
That's up to mud. That's not really the wording of
the gem of Seeing. My understanding is that it.
Allows you to see the original form of creatures.

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No, because we've. So like if I.
For that before and been told no.
Yeah, I think we we homebrewed the gem a little bit just
because it it would have oped some of the mystery of the
Silver Moon arc. Well, I guess true sight does

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discern the true form of any creature that's been transformed
by magic. You can look through look
through the lens. All.
Right, I'll look through the gem.
Then the you pull the gem up to your eyes and the thing trapped
in ice looks exactly like the man that came out of the bag.

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Look at Pebble. What about the one on the on the
sleigh? The one on the sleigh is a 15
foot tall horned demon creature.I.
I don't react to seeing that, but I do cast that starry whisk
at the ice. Everybody please roll

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initiative. With.
Disadvantage with disadvantage. Point that was Pebble that had
disadvantage, not the dragon. I got a four no.
I thought it was everybody your.Abilities and everything carry
with you. I got a 17.
I got a 2. My abilities and everything
carry with me. OK, cool.

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Right, like your statuses. Yeah, I got a 14, OK.
Tacomas, what's your rule? A Nat 1 + 1 for A2.
Thea, what was yours again? 17.
Pebble. 14 I think. Darlene, Yeah. 14.

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Guys. And breaker near please or but
I'm on I'm on pebbles back so I'll be safe.
Do a barrel. Roll no, don't do a barrel.
Roll OK, Santa is still locked in the ice and brag as you're

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getting ready to cast the spell.Looking at the creature it
smiles and the eyes glow red andthe thing that looked like Santa
out of the sleigh out of the baga moment ago shrugs once and
says you know it was just so easy to trap him down here to be

(02:31:05):
stuck forever. But a bunch of snot nosed little
naughty children just had to go and complicate everything.
And he begins to change in form,truly now in a way that everyone
can see. And you all see the Longhorns

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grow out of his Santa head. The beard turns blacker and
blacker, the nose gets long and hooked, and he starts to get
grow taller and taller. And he does not get the surprise
round. However, he did get a dirty 20.

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He wrote a 17 + 3 on initiative,so he is going to go first and
he is going to charge right up to the giant silver dragon in
front of him, 15 feet tall. He reaches behind his back and
he pulls out a great sword and he says it's no.

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Problem at all. You naughty children, you
terrible, terrible, lusty, greedy, gluttonous little
whelps. I'll just take care of the five
of you, and then Santa will justremain trapped down here in ice
forever, and I will assume my throne in the mortal realm.

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Dragon Pebble. He's going to make some swings.
Yes. Well, the first swing is a Nat
one everybody, so that. Does not hit.
That's. Not one hit does he kill.
Himself. With a Nat, yeah, a Nat one
trips on the ice and skewers himself, and that's the end of
the fight. Thank.
You Merry Christmas, everybody. The sword swings around and he

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smashes the ice, and one of Santa's limbs is more free than
it was before. The illusion wavers once and you
all look and you see the real Santa trapped in ice.
Pebble dragon. He takes another swing at you,
does a 21 hit. Yes.

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Dragon Pebble you take 12 pointsslashing damage.
OK, you said my abilities carry over.
Does that mean I can rage? Your statuses carry over.
OK. Yeah, I.
Was going to say there's like a bepple version.
A dragon bepple no. No, you're you're a dragon.

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Don't push it. How much?
Sorry? What was the damage?
So it was slashing damage of 12 so. 12, right.
Yeah, and. Then seven force damage, so 19
damage total. OK, All right.
I'm I'm, I'm hurt, guys. Yeah, Dragon pebbles in in a bad

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way. And then he turns and he takes a
swing at Nokomis. Nokomis does a 27 hit.
Yeah. I.
Wasn't sure with your new bikininekomis you take 11 points of
slashing and only one point of forced damage.

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Be sure to check out of your newresistances or immunities that
you guys may have from everything that has happened and
that is going to bring us to Thea.
Yes, yeah, I did put that on already.
You got to activate it for the full immunity.

(02:34:45):
Wait, what? So that armor, when you're
wearing it, gives you resistance, but when you
activate it, it gives you immunity for 10 minutes.
That sounds like, I believe you just need to take a magic action
to activate it. Yeah, just just like.
I mean, I had, I put it on like fours ago, so right?

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It's to get the immunity. I think it only lasts like 10
minutes. Oh, so we.
Yeah, you know, in in anticipation of a fight.
You you would have probably activated it when you're down
the stairs. OK, cool.
Yeah, sweet. That's a lot of Hells, yeah.

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I miss. Where am I?
Where am I at? What am I?
What am I doing? You are in range of Satan.
Satan is not real. Damn.
What were you guys calling Natus?
Natus. Yeah.

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Yeah. He shrugs once, and he goes
Natus. It's still, it's still an
anagram of of Santa. I, I I'm just as powerful with
either name. I don't care.
Me, I will go to my actions and.Let's.

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See. I mean I can try to hit it.
Take a swing. Santa is also trapped in ice.
Oh yeah, that's right. OK, I will.
I'm so I'm going to try. I'm going to try to swing at
him. Does a 22 hit.
Yes it does. And what the smite too?

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OK, OK, that's the first hit. Do you want me to do the second
hit and then roll some damage and stuff?
Yeah, go ahead with the second swing to see if you hit and then
we'll do all the damage together.
That was Nat 20. That's a hit only.
A spine on the first one or I guess yeah.
What else did I call off 1st? Smite on the Nat 20 because you

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get to roll crit smite damage. OK, sure.
Then we'll smite out both. Why not?
Yeah, this is Excite. OK, Yeah, I guess we'll just
leave it because I was thinking originally do the attack and
then bonus action spiritual weapon at the ice by the real
Santa, but the smite is a bonus action basically.

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So we're just going to smite this this hoe?
OK. You can choose to do a smite on
the Nat 20. OK, then I will.
So I'm going to roll the damage for the first one, which was not
the net 20, OK, And that will be12 damage.
I'll also put on my notes that he's wounded.
OK. I don't since I hit him twice.

(02:37:36):
I mean it's still just wounded once right?
Or is it 2 cuts? Boy, I haven't looked at your
sword in a long time. Yeah, it's been a hot minute.
It's slashing for. Each time you've wounded it.
Yeah, I'm. Going to say that's each hit.
OK. So I'm just going to say wounded
two so that we both remember to roll for damage and then roll to

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save. OK, All right.
So that was 12 for the first damage and then for the second
damage with the crit damage. Yep, crit hit roll that.
Of course there's two fucking ones in there.
So 14. And then we're going to do the
Shining Smite and it's at a level 2.
So then it's crit damage for thefor that.

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OK, roll. That's 15.
That was more than the initial hit and now he is also shedding
bright light in a 5 foot radius.Attack rolls against it have
advantage, and it cannot benefitfrom the invisibility condition.
Good to know. So he's wounded twice and that

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should be 1214 and 15 for the damage.
Got it. 121415121415 for 41 damage total and two wounds.
Oh shit, yeah. Heck yeah.
Heck yeah. Heck.
Yeah, that today. He's saying is.

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That your turn Thea. Yes, that's so.
Funny. Satan turns and looks at you and
bares his long teeth and then helooks past you at NAR Luen and
he says, do you know what I callthis lair of Santa's bag, the

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bottom and NASA's ball sack? He he laughs once and slaps his
knee and he says you're funny. This is the lair of treachery.
And with that, Halloween looks around, looks at them, looks at

(02:39:47):
Brad. Hey, does anybody remember
asking? No, actually.
And Satan laughs and he says youdidn't have to gnarlauine.
You feel fangs sink into you from behind as your fiendish

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spirit betrays you. Biting into your leg does a 23
hit. Yeah. 14 points of biting,
biting damage. That's piercing and then
gnarlauine. He is gonna claw at you twice as
he says. What?

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You thought you were my master. You thought that all these
gifts, all these things that youreceived, you thought they
belonged to you. I did that.
Satan is the true giver of gifts, but those gifts come with
consequences sometimes. Sounds like you're going.

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To be on the naughty list parties.
Oh no, see I've got it in good with the big guy.
OK, first swing was does a 15 hit.
It doesn't. Does a 22 hit?
It does. So then that will be 11 points

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of piercing damage and that is the end.
I'm not having a great time. That is the end of the little
devil's turn that brings. So do I lose him for the
entirety of it or does he just take control of it?
He has taken control of your little devil.
That brings us to Santa's turn. Santa kicks one of his free legs

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that Satan accidentally hit withhis Nat one and he says please
somebody, if you can help free me from this ice, I can help.
And that brings us to Pebble Dragon.
Pebble. Dragon OK, so I've got this
adult silver dragon. I am going to do my multi attack

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in which the dragon can use its frightful presence and then it
makes 3 attacks, one with its bite and two with its claws.
So frightful presence. Each creature of the Dragon's
choice that is within 120 feet. Everybody in the in range, not
my team mates of course. The of the dragon and aware of

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it must succeed on DC-18 Wisdom saving throws or become
frightened for one minute. OK, Satan is immune to fear, but
the devil is not, so I'm going to roll his flat Wisdom roll.
He rolled A gnat 1. OK.

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The devil bites, snarling several times and goes ah shit,
you're a lot bigger than me. Yeah, so the devil is
frightened. I am then going to take a bite
attack on Natus. OK.

(02:42:58):
OK, OK, so it's plus 13 the head.
Give me a SEC. So that's it, roll.
I get to do math rocks now. All right, that is a Nat 1 + 13
for a 14. Please roll.
Above my lip. Not AD. 5D6 There's five of. 1.

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Yeah, so you're getting ready toclaw at him.
Go ahead and roll your bike. Damage.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, roll.
Your bike damage. That is 19.
You swing forward in your new dragon body, not quite
comfortable in how you feel in it, and you also snap forward
and you managed to bite your ownarm for that damage.

(02:43:52):
Oh. No.
Hurting when we had 219 health, yeah.
Pebble has never that much health.
Yeah. Well then I am going to take my
first claw attack at the devil. OK, OK, that is I'm.
So glad that you hit yourself though with A1 is counting 2345

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for the others I. Know right, You're you're the
one. Best equipped to handle biting
yourself. Yeah, that is a 9 + 13, so 22,
that is a hit. OK. 2nd claw attack.
Yeah, the second claw attack is I'm actually hitting the ice to

(02:44:36):
try to break Santa. Oh, OK.
OK, so first damage. That would be 56 + 8.
OK, 15 damage. OK, and that is slashing.
Yes. OK, so that is then cut in half
to 8. Dick and then claw attack at the

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ice pillar as. Well, take a swing at the ice
pillar Free Santa, It's Christmas.
That is a 23. That's a hit roll.
I mean, you don't have to roll damage.
You you hit it and you successfully break off another
big chunk of ice. It looks like with probably one
more good hit like that, Santa would be able to pull free.

(02:45:22):
OK, now with a dragon, I don't get things like bonus actions,
etcetera. It's I just get my action, my
turn right. Yes.
Yeah, that's what I'm reading this as, because nothing in here
a says bonus action and B it is bonus action worthy.

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You know, like the only other stuff I got is paralyzing
breath, cold breath, etcetera. It's like, yeah.
So yeah, that's that's my turn unless I can summon Dragon
Beppel. Sure can't.
I know, I know. I just.
I just want to see a dragon bepple.

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That's going to bring us to Narloween with A5 in the
initiative order, Narloween is going to go ahead and raise that
big bow of his and unleash A flaming arrow into the ice.
Fantastic. Give me an attack roll.
There's a 20. Eight hit?

(02:46:25):
Yes, absolutely. All the flame just goes from
that massive boat into the ice by Santa, just really missing
him and just come right in the eyes by him and cracks start
emanating. Fantastic.
With that Santa staggers free from the shattered and melting

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ice and he looks at you, Narluene, and then he puts both
hands on his round bill and he says, oh Darlene Silver Moon,
this would undo you. Picking on those poor orphan
orphan boys a little bit, Darlene tosses the Naughty and
nice list Wrapped around the Skin book cover.

(02:47:13):
He goes Oh my list. I'll get you a.
Pen later, I still got another arrow to fire, and that arrow
turns towards the fiend. He smiles at you.
I smirk back. Does a 28 hit?
Yes it does. It's going to be 11 plus decent.

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And don't forget the bloodlust for the D4 everybody.
Oh, I just forget about that. At.
Least 17 points of damage. Oh yeah, I also forgot that D4.
OK. And then I mean, I can't bonus
action control him now, can I? Sure can't.

(02:47:59):
Yeah, we'll just. Leave that as is and I guess I
will just electronically shove the fiend just for shits.
Let's. See, he's got to do ADC 14
strength saving throw. Okie dokie.
He's got a + 10 to strength saving throws.
I don't roll on that one. Yeah, he rolled A Gnat 20 for

(02:48:22):
30. Well, have you guys also, I'm
sorry, have you, you've also been doing advantage on layer
attack rolls as well. No.
Why? Because of this shining smite I.
Just thought about. It.
That's just attack rolls on Satan.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
OK, yeah, I haven't attacked Satan.

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She's on my list. I got you.
Yes, but which list is he on? That's it.
That's that's my turn. All right.
He is going to take a legendary action and he holds out one hand
towards you, Narloeen, and he says you want to play with

(02:49:03):
elements. We can play with elements.
And he is going to fire a chromatic orb at you and he is
choosing cold damage, 19 on the dice for a 29 Yeah, that that
hits. That's going to be 16 cold

(02:49:25):
damage. Guess we're going to go ahead
and do a Absorb Elements. OK, let me just.
Double check which level I want to do back in the days of Cave
Lantis when the old dragon. Yep.
Was about to kill Narloween before his story even started.

(02:49:47):
Yeah, I. I guess we'll do a.
The first level. And.
Yeah, just to say how much damage it does, but I guess
that's also how much it would. I don't know.
I'll capture some of the incoming energy and I have
resistance to it. OK.
So I just have resistance to it.And then I could D level.
I do it as just give him 1D6 or 2D6 as damage back.

(02:50:10):
OK, So that would cut it from 16to 8.
Sounds good. And we'll go ahead and do that
at first level. OK Braggrenier, you are up next.
Narleen, was there anything elseyou were doing?
No, I. Only have one reaction.
Basically on my next melee attack I can re like use that to

(02:50:30):
attack. Perfect.
I just want to make sure I wasn't cutting you off from what
you're doing. Braggren, just to you.
OK. You are on Pebble Dragon's back.
I'm going to just, I'm not even going to try to heat metal
because. It's it's, it's Satan.

(02:50:51):
And. Give me give me an insight
check. Well, plus, is he even wearing
any metal? I mean, he is actually.
That's a 17. He's absolutely immune to fire.
OK, yeah, I mean, I figured as much.
I'm also immune to fire. We can, we can tell.

(02:51:13):
I'm going to go ahead and just cast a fourth level Dissonant
Whispers on him, so I will need a saving throw.
Is. That wisdom saving Wisdom,
wisdom saving. OK, he's got a + 8 to wisdom
saves. But let's let's give this a
well, what's what's the save? 15. 12 on the dice for a dirty

(02:51:36):
20. OK, well, yeah, 3D6.
And. Oh no, that's a failed safe.
Sorry. Half as much.
So I cast it at 4th Lowell. So that's 66 half.
Let's go. So 10 damage.

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Nice. It's.
Respectable. He he looks at Narloween,
absorbing the cold, and he says,well, we won't be doing that
again. And then he looks at you brag.
And he says, really brag. Grenier I expected better.
And I I. Mean, I don't know why.
If you know everything about me,you know.

(02:52:18):
You know how I mess everything up.
I know all about that time you fell on your head off the walls
of Silver Moon. What?
About that time I dropped. The.
Lock picks. Yeah, I saw that too.
And then I'm going to Bartix via.
Thanks. And that will end my turn.

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He's going to take another legendary action here after
Braggrenier, and he's going to grab up the Great Sword in both
hands, and he's taking another swing at Pebble Dragon.
What? Pebble Dragon 23.
Yes. That will be 16 slashing and six

(02:53:06):
force damage. 22. Oh, I'm.
Hurting. Nakomis with the initiative.
It's the healer's turn at the bottom.
Yeah. I would like to actually do
damage though. Let's do it.
All right, let's do. Actually, before we do that, can

(02:53:29):
I guess fairy fire on him? Yeah, read Fairy Fire for
Everyone. Objects in a 20 foot cube within
range are out lighted a blue-green or violent light.
Each creature in the cube is also outlined.
If it fails a Dexterity saving throw for the duration.
Objects and affect your creatureshed dim light and a 10 foot
radius and can't benefit from the invisible condition.

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You only got a turn on this decksave.
Yeah, he needs a 13. That's a fail.
And oh the most important part, at the end I forgot to read.
Attack rules against affected creature or object have
advantage if the attacker can see it.
What? Color do you choose?
Yeah, most importantly here, we're going to make him blue.

(02:54:14):
He's a blue Devil. He.
Looks at himself and he goes, oh, this is really not my color.
It's not really the most festive.
Reds and greens. That's that's what we're going
for. Why are you so blue, buddy?
And Nakomis, was that an action or bonus action?
That was action and then bonus action.
I guess I'm not going to do damage, but I could do a

(02:54:37):
cantrip. Yeah, since he's a fireboy, I
would like to do a chill touch. OK, is that a attack roll or a
save? It is a attack roll.
This is on hit. All right, let's roll the hit
with. Advantage.
With advantage. Suck on, roll the six.

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Well, never mind. Disregard everything I said.
I'm the worst. You run up, hands chilled and he
just like takes a step to the left and you you stumble past
him and he chuckles loudly as hetakes his last legendary action
here, swinging at Nicomas's backwith his great sword.

(02:55:23):
And then I jump to the right. Nicomas does a 11 + 10 for a 21
hit. Yeah, that's going to be 11
slashing damage and a 10 on the D10 for 10 force damage, so 21
total. That's cute.
And that is the bottom of the first round.

(02:55:48):
That brings us to Satan's turn proper.
All right, let me roll some damage.
Roll those wounds. D Force.
They rolled 2 or 4 damage, all right, and then you'll just roll
twice to try. And.

(02:56:10):
Are those con saves? Yes, 15 DC 15.
The first one was a 1344 plus 9 for 13.
The second one amazingly meets it beats it 6 + 915 so he's got
1 wound. OK, I wrote it down.

(02:56:31):
He looks at the the little puncture wound on his side
that's bleeding and he makes a tisking sound and he stabs his
great sword into the ice and almost kind of leans on it
casually and he says, which of you wants to die?

(02:56:52):
I'm. Pretty sure you hear you.
They speak up at once. Come on, which of you?
Which of you is it going to be? I dare you.
I'm pretty sure you're the one that wants to die.
Oh, come on, somebody's got to you bore me.
I just got to choose one of you randomly.
It's literally you, Satan. It's always going to be you,
Satan, you. Can you can try to kill me?

(02:57:15):
I I glance at Nokomis and I say you, you could try to kill me.
You. Seen Dawson quiet over there,
the fiend goes. What?
No, I'm on his side. Yeah, we've seen how you flip
your allegiances and pink. He looks at Braggrenier and he

(02:57:39):
says, what'll it be, Braggrenierthe humble?
Are you willing to die or will it be Nokomis that dies?
Ebba waves her arms in the air. Hey.
I'm right here. He holds up a finger.
How was the dragon? Right.

(02:58:01):
Yeah, yeah. He's asking you, Braggrenier,
what'll it be? Do you truly want to be
Braggrenier the humble? Or would you let Nokomis die?
Swap. Mommy has more to live.
For. Send me works for me.
Braggrenier How much health do you have?
80. He points a finger at you and he

(02:58:25):
casts power. Word kill, and the word says is
die, brag or near the humble. You utter a word of power that
can compel one creature that youcan see within range to die

(02:58:46):
instantly. If the creature you choose has
100 hit points or fewer, it dies.
It was not more than that. You all watch.
Hey, Mr. DM. Yes.
How do you feel that silvery barbs as a reactor?

(02:59:08):
I believe it's a reaction for me.
Yeah, but it wasn't roll, was it?
It's not a roll. OK, that.
Would have been great. That would have been that would
have been a badass moment. I'm sorry to you know what?
Give me an arcana check. You roll a Nat 20.

(02:59:28):
You somehow disturb this? Nope. 19 Bragger near dies Thea
that brings. Us to you.
You watch it's tips over dead. It's it's not even graceful.
I fall forward and land on Apple's back spikes and it just

(02:59:50):
impales me. It's dead.
Dead, not unconscious, right? Yeah, I know.
It's. Dead Bragg near requires A
revivify Oh. I have that.
Says the barbarian Thea. You're turning as the devil
laughs uproariously, staring at the ceiling.

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I'm a draggarian. This guy, well I'm on a swing at
him with my sword again. Had to move a Kitty cat.
Nope, first one does not hit andI'm going to use a luck point on
that second one. OK.
Luck luck, luck point. You got those luck?

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Don't. Need that don't don't need that
shit. This is a 17 hit. 17 is a miss.
Well, all right. Any bonus action?
It's spiritual weapon, but it's yeah, No, no, no.
I just miss and miss. OK, it's the little devil's

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turn. The little devil goes yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah. Get them bus.
Yeah, that's right. You show them you.
Yeah. Oh.
That's right, I forgot I had theVantage on my hits.
You do. On a text.
Would you like to try again? Yeah, OK, I'll allow it.
I totally forgot. And blood rage now that our

(03:01:19):
buddy's gone. Oh yeah, that's right.
So then I mean, I'll just roll the D4 anyways.
OK, so then 22, does that hit? 22 is a hit.
OK, so 22 hit and then I'm goingto I'll retry my other one.
OK. And and then roll roll the D4

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and there's a 20 hit. Yes it does.
And so a smite will hit 2. Yes, it does.
Yep, the the smite is a bonus action on one of your hits.
Yeah. I know, all right.
So 2 two hits, one smite. All right.
OK and so now we're at 3 wounded.
I put it in and out. First damage 8, second damage 14

(03:02:08):
and mite same same. 1/3 got thisso awful.
So 814 and 3. It's not nothing, not at all.
So 20. Five.
Yeah, 25 damage and he's got 3 wounds now.
He looks at you Thea and he saysthose smites are getting awfully

(03:02:33):
annoying, Kitsune. Yeah, I bet they are.
He is. Did you have anything else that
you would like to do for your turn?
Is is regular Santa out? I don't remember.
He's he's freed. He's shaking ice off of his bare
feet. Oh, I was like, what's he doing?
He's waiting for his turn. OK.

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Making sure, yeah, I mean, I might as well bonus actually
spiritual weapon this home. Let's go.
And will I still get advantage on it since it's still an
attack? All attacks have advantage.
Cool, those are awful. Well, doesn't hit anyways.
All right, and that's it. It's my turn.

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He looks at you Thea, and he says maybe I'm going about this
wrong. Taking out the cocky one on the
dragon maybe wasn't the best first move.
Maybe I needed to take out? 1.
Of the healers, one of the armored healers, and he's going
to. Oh wait, oh wait, weren't you
talking? He's got a legendary action

(03:03:38):
Swing his great sword at you. Thea 23.
Yeah. Do you take 16 slashing and
eight cut? In half.
Damage. OK, so the slashing is cut in
half. OK.
And then eight force damage. Yep.

(03:03:59):
So it's 1616. To get it.
Got it. You have immunity.
No, the immunity is for poison, frightened or just disease.
I'm resistant to the poison bludgeoning.
Pierce slashing who? Got the Armor of
Invulnerability? I haven't attuned, but the Armor
of invulnerability is it's it. It only made it so that I was

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resistant to bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing.
If you activate it. I did that that that slashing
you. So yeah, you were immune to the
slashing then? Oh yeah. 8 force damage, that's
all. OK, I mean.
Sorry, not the matter, I just I'd I'd save you a little bit of
help. Yeah.

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Thanks. Louie and he says, look at you
taking advantage of all my gifts.
Don't you guys like the things Igave you through your journey
here? My.
You were in Santa. My body.
Starts talking primordial and yeah, Braggrenier.

(03:05:04):
You wake up on the edge of the River Styx and Martinez slowly
is walking towards you and he holds up both hands and he goes,
you're not supposed to be here. What's going on?
Satan and Santa are duking it out over who's Santa and Satan
decided he wanted hold on, hold on, you said Santa is in a

(03:05:25):
fight. Yeah.
We. Went into.
Santa's bag. We got a lot of gold.
Met some, you know, pretty freaky Faye.
There was there was a huge feast, some morphins, and then

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giant devil had Santa trap in some ice.
And then he told me to die. And I died.
OK, OK, Braggrenier, I need you to listen to me very carefully.
First of all, I need you to shutup.
I need you to shut right up. Right now.
You're telling me that someone is trying to kill Santa?
I nod. Excellent.

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Good. All right, we're gonna cut.
Back to the devil. The.
Devil's gonna run up back at narrowing and take a couple
swings at him. Good God, he rolled A3A2 and A7.
Well, those, those are nearly hits.

(03:06:30):
Those are nearly hits. Yeah.
So that becomes like a 5A four and a nine, I think.
I mean, I could look up the sheet.
Nope, don't bother. He comes up just mouth chomping,
trying to bite at you and just is scrambling and biting and
gnashing and doing absolutely nothing.

(03:06:51):
Halloween literally caves him the cold shoulder.
Hey, I'm I'm a devil. Be afraid of me.
The devil's in the details, baby.
And yours a little little. He he, he takes.
Psychic damage. OK, well that's it for the
surprise devil. That brings us to Santa.

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Santa shakes himself once and hesays You fiend you.
Are. Definitely on the naughty list.
Satan, you have been summoned here.
And I was tricked and trapped all against my will, using my
better nature against me. I won't stand for this.

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And Santa runs over to his sleigh.
He reaches into the bag. Who's closest to that?
Probably Nakomas. Nakomas give me a perception
check as Santa reaches into his bag and then runs for Rudolph.
I got a 16 + 5 for a 21. He's got a.
Bomb in his hand, Santa jumps onthe back of Rudolph.

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Rudolph rears back, nose glowingred.
He reaches behind him and with akarate chop of his hand, he cuts
the the reins attaching Rudolph to the sleigh, kicks Rudolph
once and decides and he says Rudolph with your nose.
And Rudolph doesn't even listen.He launches off the ground with
like a Sonic boom and Santa jetsinto the sky and begins circling

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around, running in circles overhead.
From the top of Rudolph and the comas you see a tiny object
start falling from the sky as Santa is circling overhead on
Rudolph and Satan looks up and says what is the fat old man dah

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and a bomb explodes in his face and Santa is going to take some
bomb damage. Santa.
Or I'm sorry. Satan.
Satan is taking bomb damage fromSanta because he failed the
Dexterity save. That is going to be 3D6 and it

(03:09:12):
says fire damage, but I built this for Santa to throw bombs,
so we're just going to call it explosion damage.
Satan takes another nine points of damage because you guys need
it. Yeah, that's weird that
explosion damage is fire damage when it's clearly concussive
force. Exactly.
We're going to call it force damage.
Anybody who disagrees with me can get in the comments.

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That is it for Santa's turn as he shouts.
Ho ho ho. And that is going to bring us to
Dragon Pebble. Dragon Pebble.
Yeah, Pebble is freaking the fuck out.
Her one of her best friends, if not her best friend in all this,
is dead and impaled on her back.So she is.

(03:10:01):
Oh. No, no.
You can save them. Just roll over.
Just roll over. In his in her own version of a
dragon rage, she she steps up, rears back, inhales an ungodly
amount of air, and just breathes.

(03:10:23):
Cold breath in an icy blast in a60 foot cone at at Satan.
And can I hit the fiend in that too?
I will have Narloween do a Dexterity save to not be caught
in it. Well, no, I like.
I don't know the layout. So are they close enough?
I'm going. To say yeah.
An angle to hit. Them both, but it would also hit
Narloween. Narloween what you're thinking

(03:10:46):
how? Much damage could you possibly
do because my deck save is an 8 you probably you probably don't
want. Probably.
Don't want to hit me. OK, So just just Natus then and
six foot cone hitting Natus DC 20 Constitution saving throat
please Sir. He has a + 9 to con.

(03:11:07):
I'm going to roll it and. I don't care.
Paste it in the chat for you allto see.
Let's see how he does. OK, I got to stack these dice.
He rolled a 23, 14 + 9, but it was on a six.
It barely tipped over. Is Silvery barbs a reaction to
make somebody change their save?Wink wink Pyro I.

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Don't know if you want me to useit on this phone.
It's up to you. Just a thought. 1234 and 567.
It would be a good one to try tomake him fail, but he does have
a +9 so I mean 45% chance that he passes.
I thought Silver Barbers just turns it into an automatic fail.
Now it makes it so that they have to re roll the D20 and use

(03:11:56):
lower. It's yes sure.
I mean, I can use it on this allright, I will roll again.
That's. When it succeeds on a attack
roll, ability check, or saving throw within 60 feet of it,
yeah, it's an 18 + 9, so the other one is a save.

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Yeah, I'm sorry. It was worth a shot though.
It's a. Lot.
That's one of my that's one of my infusions.
Like I don't have the homunculus.
I have the servery barbs you take.
Half of 57 rounded up. So 29 damage.
Yes, and that's cold damage. Satan's not looking great, guys.

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Did I anticipate you all having a dragon in the party?
No. Probably.
On on my list of like 20 items on that specific list, did I
think the dragon potion would bechosen as one of them?
No. Pebble well, we needed, I don't

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think I can do. I don't think I have another
action other than that, but likedamn it, I got all these bad ass
stats. Can I like I mean my passive
perception is 21. My arcana is +8 my.
I feel like this is the smartesttype of yes, please, yeah, give
me a perception check. All right, 3 push on that is 14.

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Braggrenier is definitely dead on your back.
I. Just wanted to roll with this
new with this new stuff and I wrote well, I wrote a three.
Hey, still a 14. Yeah, I just wanted to with
these new stats. That brings us to Narlaween.

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I'm in a passive perceptionist 21.
Before Narlaween he is going to test another legendary action.
He's swinging that sword at Narloeen.
Narloeen does a dirty 20 hit. Hold on reaction.
You did already react with your silvery barbs, right?

(03:14:15):
I'm I'm so sorry. I will not be using my shield
reaction. I am so sorry.
Mud and Dirty 20 does it already.
That's 9 slashing damage and sixforce damage with whatever
resistances you might have. I don't.
Have any resistances to those? So 15 total.

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And now it is your turn, all right.
He comes charging forward 15 feet tall, stabs his sword into
your side and is leaning over you.
And he says let's see if you canout think your way out of this
one artificer narrowing drops toone knee from the pain and two
bolts 2 arrows just come out andboth notch on either side of the

(03:15:03):
bow. And I shoot 2 bolts of lightning
at him. Let's go please hold.
I get 3 rolls for each. All right, so the first.
One's going to be a hit and the second one's going to be hit.
Why were you rolling? Through time.
Well, I have an advantage on himbecause he's very fired and

(03:15:25):
shining lighted. Yeah, and I have Alvin Accuracy,
which means that anytime I attack with advantage, I re roll
a die. I'm pretty farming, Sir.
Gobbling cackle. Gobbling cackle.
Yep. Narloween dies next.
OK, go ahead. So as long as a 31 and a 27 hit.

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Yeah. All right, hold on. 4 + 6.
That's twenty. Damn.
Fuck. 40 damage total. 40 damagetotal.
And you know, fuck it, I really don't need any more stall slop.
I have branding Smythe for extra2D6.

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OK go for it. 5050 total damage.What is the branding smite?
The. Next time you hit a creature
with a weapon, attack before spell ends, weapon gleans with
actual radius as you strike Tackdeals an extra 2D6 radiant.
It's radiant, OK. Yes.
Just making sure it wasn't fire.No, no, no.

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OK. And you shoot two arrows up into
his face and he roars angrily. And Satan's not looking good.
Guys. That's that's pretty bad.
How much damage did the dragon do?
What was that, 20/20/29 I think no, what was I think?

(03:17:01):
Well. How much damage did you?
Do on your on your turns. Oh, rest in peace, Pebble.
It's been fun. Morning, Braggrenier that that
ends my turn. You might not even know he's
muted. Braggrenier, you are in the OH.
I'm sorry in. Between Yeah, sorry, you were
muted. Yamas Mortivas grabs your hand

(03:17:23):
Bragg and he says OK, listen, I know you don't come here very
often. I know this is a little unusual
for you, but if Santa is at riskof dying, basically my boss and
he grabs you by the hand and pulls you along and you both
dive into the River Styx. I nod to Nokomis.

(03:17:49):
OK. Yes, Nokomis is going.
To heal. This round I think no do.
Damage No No. No.
No, fuck you Satan, and I'm all 2028.
Not today, Satan. Nokomis.
Is going to send actually, I'm going to cure wounds myself.

(03:18:12):
I'm hurt. I hurt pretty bad actually.
We're going to do that at let's see third level.
OK, do with that. Let's see what that amounts to.
That's a 26 heel. Nice.
OK. And then?
Bonus. Action I'm going to.
Use some of my. What you fuck it's that's a

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technical. Term.
What you fuck it? The most technical of terms,
yes, right. Bomb of the summer courts.
We're going to, we're going to use a few of those.
OK well, I'm going to use four of them.
Narlouine. Fantastic.
Narlouine, what's your health atright now?
28 and those are one D6 per SO4D6.

(03:19:01):
Go ahead and roll it. That's an 18.
Heel Sir 18 heel plus 4 temp. No blood bust is.
For damage, not heels. Right creature.
Also gains 1. Temp.
HP per die spent. Oh fuck.
I'm balling some. Court, you were correct.
Yes, If I know how to read my own abilities, yes.

(03:19:23):
I just need to know how. My dealer.
Works, yes. So you get an extra for it temp
each. Yeah, so I think that brings you
up to like 50 if I'm mathing in my head correctly.
Do not I have 46 + 4, bro. Yeah, 46. +4 is You know what?
Nowhere on my sheet does it say 50.

(03:19:44):
You're dying next and and and and the Comus, and the Comus is
going to use her. Movement.
Which she has extra movement because of her sweet bikini and
she's. Going to attempt to hide.
Behind the. Sleigh, because she's an elf and
I can try to hide behind things.See.
Yeah, give me a give me a stealth check.

(03:20:06):
I rolled a nigh. Satan is growling down at.
Gnarlauine sees some of his wounds begin to.
Heal Satan looks over. His shoulder at you.
Nokomis and sees you pop down behind the sled, the sleigh, and
he growls and shakes his head once and he says, that's it,

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I've had enough of you. The lot.
All of you are on the naughty list.
You're on Santa's naughty list and you're on my naughty list,
He bite his. Head off.
I know that that's it for me. Thank you, Pebble Narloeen.
Narloeen looks over. Hold on, I want to react to what
he said to. Us, go ahead.

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Narloeen looks over at. NASA.
And says isn't Satan's. Naughty list.
The nice list question mark. It's a paradox.
Don't think about it, Narloeen laughs in Primordial.
As. Narloeen laughs.

(03:21:15):
Satan. Says you know what I don't.
Have to kill all of you. And he stands up.
Straight and with one hand, he rips an arrow out of his face,
throws it to the ground and points at you.
Narloeen. And he says, I really hope
you're pleased with yourself. I am and so is my.

(03:21:36):
Mom, thank you. And I reaction step in the way.
No, it's not your turn, but I don't have any.
Reactions. Oh.
No, the person. Who chose to become a is
complaining. Is his too juicy?
Is his. Is his lobster too?

(03:21:57):
Succulent. My juice is too beefy.
Is it is he using? Like the legendary or is it the?
Start of his. Turn it is the start of his
turn, so please let me 3D fours.Yeah.
You know what if you Max these out if you 93?
Fours. OK, I.

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I got 9. It's so close.
What's 12 -? 9 guys, it's 12.
Three. Yeah, I.
Guess how much help Satan has? 123 points at Narlaween.
And casts. Power word kill you watch
Narlaween. Say he's.

(03:22:39):
Pleased with himself, and so is his mom.
As he tips. Over dead, Narlaween falls and
lands on his arrows. Satan looks around, looks up at
Santa circling overhead, who's shouting ho ho ho and.
Satan says. You know what?
Fuck this shit. This is the.
Deepest. Layer of Santa's bag.

(03:23:01):
Peace out fuckers and some giantRed Wings sprout from his back.
He crouches low and he launches into the air, wings flapping.
Satan is trying to make an escape from hell.
No bag not happening Pebble as aeverybody hop on.

(03:23:24):
You are more than capable of carrying everyone.
I would like hop on. Oh, I died, never mind for brag.
Oh wait, I. Was.
Always on your back. He's deaf.

(03:23:45):
No, my body. Yeah, my.
Body is attached no I. Was going.
To remind about you. Know having cast feather fall
but I'm dead so concentration isgone, yeah.
See ya, it's your turn. Wait, wait, wait.
I I have. I have a problem for you.
What's your problem, Pyro? I can't wait to hear it.

(03:24:07):
I summoned. A fiend.
Using a. Scroll Yes.
I'm no longer concentrating. Goodbye.
It disappears. It's the fiend.
Concentration. Yeah.
I believe it's only present as long as its Summoner is present.
Well, it's concentration for up to an hour, yeah.
So. Yes, the level poofs out of

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existence and Satan yells over his shoulder.
Piece of shit worthless demon. Anyway, he attacked 3 times and
missed three times. That brings us to Thea.
Can we just say for a theatricalthing since would Pebble be
after me in the turn? Order, yeah.
Pebble does go after you. And Satan is flying.

(03:24:51):
In the sky, right yes he is you can hold your ass he's no no,
no, no. I basically want it because I'm
going to hit no matter what and oh OK, I'd I.
Yeah, I just I want. To be able to jump on to Pebble
and I want to start. I want.
Pebble to shoot up into the. Sky.

(03:25:12):
And I'm going to be Aldridge blasting him, so I still have to
roll to hit, right? Yeah, but I'm going to.
I mean. I have the 1D four, I have the
bardic, I have a guided strike that I can add a + 10 to.
You can definitely get up on pebbles back.
And hold. Your action until Pebble
launches up off the ground chasing after safe.

(03:25:34):
So if you would attack. Before me, I would move and then
you would attack. Yeah.
OK, Can we do that? Yeah, absolutely.
OK, let's let's do that 'cause I.
Want to blast him right? In the asshole OK, Next up is
the devil who disappeared. When?
Narloin went. Down after the devil.
Is Santa Santa comes rushing down on.

(03:25:56):
Rudolph comes crashing to the ground and lands next to Nokomis
holds out a hand and he says, hop aboard Little Lady.
OK, Santa. He plies it.
Dear elf, Santa grabbed Narnar'sbody.
Yeah, he he pulls Nicomas up and.

(03:26:17):
Rudolph. Runs over to.
Narloween. 'S body and.
Rudolph grabs Narnar by. Like the scruff of his jacket
holding him in Rudolph's weirdlylarge, sharp teeth.
And then Santa, Rudolph, Narloween and Nicomas launch off
the ground as Santa and them flyafter Satan.

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And I'm going to call that all an action and a dash action to
do all of that. That brings us to Pebble with
Thea on her back as you narrate that.
Would you would you call that Santa and his Dwelves?
I absolutely would. And Santa, as he, like, whips
the reins, he says. You know, I've just got a soft

(03:27:03):
spot for. You.
You. You El folk.
All right. You're up, Pebble.
Well, you, you ready Pebble withYes, I am going to I've got.
A fly speed of 80. How far away?
Is this dude? About. 80.
I mean, it does matter. My spell is 120 feet.

(03:27:25):
OK, yeah, I squat down. Never felt so big in my life.
Feel my wings and then just. Like a rocket, the wings slap
against the ground at the first flap, and I.
Rock it up towards. This native sky, it's too sweet

(03:27:48):
and I am going to recharge my breath weapon or attempt to
while I'm doing that. Anybody who has a held action
could do. That somebody with a held action
could definitely do something. Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. Satan, who has three hit points.
Oh yeah, Satan's about to get. It I do not have my breath

(03:28:11):
weapon. Back I rolled a.
Three, OK. So with Thea Thea.
Over here she's. Got that held.
Action I've already clicked on my channel.
Divinity, so I'm going to be adding 10 to my hit.
I'm going to roll with advantage.
We got a Nat 20 + 10, so we're at 25 for a Nat 20.

(03:28:34):
OK, I I mean. I'm going to roll my damage and
Nat 20. I got a Nat 20.
Nice. Don't forget to add AD four.
Yeah, roll roll it damage plus you D4.
Yeah, OK. So roll my.
Damage real quick here 9 and the.

(03:28:54):
The the D4. And.
I basically. Put my.
Arm out. That's another two, says 11.
Put my arm out and I'm aiming itright right at his.
Bring it in his asshole and I just yell die and blast him like
what he said. I.
Get it? Pebble in dragon form, flapping

(03:29:17):
her wings furiously as all of. You ascend.
Level. By level.
Layer by. Layer up out of the hellscape of
Santa's bag, chasing after Satan, the newly incarnated
deity, to try to replace good old Santa alongside Thea as

(03:29:38):
you're charging up this eldritchblast.
You see? Gnarla Ween held in Rudolph's
mouth, Red Nose glowing, Santa mushing at the reins, whipping
and spurring him on faster. Nokomis holding on from behind.
Santa looks at you Thea and winks as the eldritch blast
fires from here and and hits Satan right in the ass and he

(03:30:06):
careens sharply to the right as the magic.
Orb hits him, he collides. Into the wall of hell and
scrapes and crashes and large stones and pieces of the inside
of this pocket dimension begin to crumble and fall apart as
Satan falls screaming and lands head first into the ice lake in

(03:30:32):
the deepest layer of Santa's bagand crashes through the frozen
ice into the frozen water below,and the ice immediately freezes
over above him. All around you, the inside of
Santa's bag continues to crumbleand convulse and shrink inward,

(03:30:53):
and Santa whips on the. Reins and he says.
Rudolph faster, Rudolph And he looks at you and he says, little
dragon, if you can fly, now's the time.
I flap furiously and he looks over his shoulder and he says.
Hold. On little lady to Nokomis as.

(03:31:13):
All of you mush at the top of your speeds.
Towards the mouth of the bag andall at once all of you come
shooting out of the shrinking Santa's gift bag of holding
turned into the 9 layers of helland you all find yourself there

(03:31:37):
in the warehouse again. Braggornier.
You are in the afterlife with Mortivas holding your hand
tightly. You're both flowing down the
river when suddenly you stop in the flow and Mortiva says, oh,
and he drags you to the shore, pulling you by the wrist.

(03:31:57):
He says, come on, keep up, come on, keep up, NAR Louine.
You wake up looking around and before you can say anything,
Mortivas grabs you by the scruffof your collar and he says come
on, we got to get back. You're not supposed to be here.
This is all very not right, not Canon.
This is not how this goes. He.

(03:32:18):
Grabs. Braggornier and NAR Louine, he
says. I know you don't understand what
that means. But.
None of this is actually happening and he throws.
Both. Of you back.
Into the river and without reason or explanation.
Braggrenier you wake up on. The back.
Of Pebble and NAR Louine. You wake up held in the jaws of

(03:32:40):
Rudolph, alive and back in your bodies.
Now Louine starts yelling cannon.
Ortima says something about a cannon.
I can fire the cannon. I grab at the spikes impaling me
and go. Oh, that'll work off off of
Rudolph climbs up. Pebbles.

(03:33:01):
Wing and he says, oh, don't you?Worry.
Braggrenier the humble, and he just.
Rips you up off the. Spike and with his hands on you
he actually casts gear wounds and with thank you Santa, Santa
climbs down from Pebble and looks at each of you and he
says, well that was quite the predicament.

(03:33:23):
You all saved me. From.
And he looks at each of you and he says, oh, that's right, I
seem to recall. And he?
Looks at Narlawein still being held in Rudolph's mouth up off
the ground. He says yes.
You gave me back my list, didn'tyou Narlawein?
Yes I did. On a sturdy piece of book.

(03:33:44):
Oh yeah. He looks at the skin wrapped
cover and he goes, oh we don't want that.
He tosses it over. His shoulder.
He unfurls the scroll. And he?
Goes. Oh, oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no. This.
Well, this can't be right. This is all wrong.
This is bad. No, the five of you certainly
don't belong on the naughty list.

(03:34:05):
And for that, none of those items actually belong to any of
you. And all of the magic items
gathered and gained along the path down.
Through hell. Disappear and all at once,
Braggrenier, you realize you're not on the back of a dragon,
you're sitting on the back of Pebble.

(03:34:27):
And the two of you, I already drank it down to the floor.
How to drink it? And it's in me.
You are reverted back to your normal form.
No. And Santa.
His. Legendary Actions.
Puts you back to a gnome and. Looking at Braggrenier crashing
on top of you as Pebble is shouting no, no no, he laughs

(03:34:49):
with a deep I wanted to go with you to deliver presents, so you
Santa removed Bragrenier. 'S armor, his clothing and then
dropped. Him on top of Pebble.
That's. I'm.
Naked under. The bag Santa laughs.

(03:35:10):
He says, oh, it's no worse than what all of you did on the
second level. Can you take?
That away too. Scratch all.
Of your itchiness and things are.
Also gone and. Santa.
Says let's just put things back to the way.
They were, and we'll just forgetall of this naughtiness.

(03:35:34):
That took place in my gift bag. Never happened.
How does that sound to everybody?
Hubble is standing back, furiously flapping her arms.
That sounds great, Santa. Narrowing thoughts, features to
everyone else. Don't tell them about the door.

(03:35:58):
Santa looks at you hearing your thoughts and says what door?
The door to leave. Leave you in the.
The toy shop with your other elves that aren't.
Me. Aha, you know that I see
everything, right? Well, includes your thoughts.
Narlouine I. Hope you wore a.

(03:36:18):
Condoms. You can edit that out y'all
with. That, ladies and gentlemen.
We will come. To an end to this, weirdly.
Raunchy Satan. Hell filled.
Christmas. Special.
You all. Solved my.
Dante's Infernal Puzzle. Congratulations, everybody, Just

(03:36:44):
as Missus Mudd rejoined with twominutes to listen.
That is it for us, everybody. We definitely went overtime, so
I apologize to the East Coasters, but what a wild.
Ride of. Items and, you know, good old
fashioned Christmas spirit, right?

(03:37:05):
Yeah, Some additional stuff heretoday.
Bloody beheaded snowman. Oh, my favorite part was the.
Skull. Because the skull.
That never got used. With that, we're going to.
Go in reverse order and I'm. Going to let my players say

(03:37:27):
goodnight. And let them get to bed.
Because again, it is late on theEast.
Coast. We're going to start with.
Yamas. Oh everybody, good night and I
really hope you enjoyed this editing schedule.
This will release on Christmas. Eve.

(03:37:49):
So hell yeah, everybody, I'm glad you.
Guys enjoyed it. Because if you're listening to
this far, I know that you did. Let us know how much you loved
it in the comments and join our community.
Go to dnd721.com, find our telegram, Join us if you enjoy
these Satan filled one shots where you get to try those weird

(03:38:12):
hellscapes on Christmas. Absolutely join the community.
You can get involved in games. Exactly like this.
Next Wawa Skittles, please say goodnight to the good people.
Wawa Skittles your lovely kitchen pal and Dia Dragon.
Slayer. Santa Demon, Satan.
That was a lot of fun. And I laughed a lot on Mike and

(03:38:36):
laughed a lot off mic and laughed so much that the mic
didn't even pick it up. So much fun.
I hope everyone has a happy and safe holidays.
Thank you so much to our Paladin.
Warlock shooting Satan in the ass.
Next up, we've got Tolton. This is Braga near signing off

(03:38:58):
Happy. Holidays everyone, whatever you
you do, celebrate. Hope you have a great end of
this year. And that was fun and.
And. For once.
It felt like Bragg was good again, being able to take take a
fall for someone. Too bad it's not.
Cannon. Yeah.

(03:39:21):
Well, next about our third No 4th East Coaster Pyro Bearing.
Say goodnight to the good folks.So we were going to reverse.
I went first, whatever whatever you want to fight are here.
I were here fighting the DM forever.
Now Louine is suffering the consequences forever.

(03:39:44):
Good night, happy holidays. Yama is suffering the
consequences for you guys as fights.
And. Last but not least, our fifth
and certainly not least E coaster.
Arcturus. Say good night to the good
folks, my good friend. I just realized Nokomis is naked
because you took her bikini. I really put the ho in ho ho ho.

(03:40:08):
And with that, Happy holidays. Y'all.
Well, we all know that Arcturus had a horrible time he never has
any fun with. These games and I.
Picked on him I almost killed him and I'm you may so he
couldn't heal us I'm. Sure, he hated every moment of
this. Arcturus, we love you and so
glad you joined us here tonight.And with that, my name is mud.

(03:40:30):
I'm the dungeon master of this hell filled Christmas special.
Hope you guys had fun. I hope it was a little bit
different. Hope it surprised you maybe a
little bit. Maybe it wasn't exactly what
you're expecting. I was expecting a park ministry.
If if you never expect anything,everything is unexpected.
Everything is unexpected. Well.

(03:40:53):
I love. Dante's Inferno.
So I had a great time. You know it.
It was. Fun putting it together and
putting a Christmas twist on it.But with that, thank you so much
to our players, Thank you so much to you, the audience, our
listeners. We wouldn't be here if you
weren't also listening. That might be a lie, I don't
know. We might play this even if
nobody listens. But we are recording it

(03:41:14):
specifically for your audio entertainment.
We hope you enjoyed. With that, I hope you all have a
wonderful happy holiday with friends, family, loved ones,
whoever and however you choose to spend the holiday.
Good night everybody. Merry Christmas everybody.
Merry Barkmas. Praise the chained one.

(03:41:36):
Praise bark. Merry Barkmas.
Happy holidays. Mics are on tonight level.
Set just right. Cables on the floor.
We'll fix it all tonight. Don't certain kind of thing.

(03:41:57):
Dice roll off the desk. Someone forgot to mute again.
But hey, we're still the best D&DD&D hit record.
And play laughing. At the.
Table top. All night, every day on the D&D.
D&D episodes ignite. Oh, what fun it is to play with

(03:42:19):
friends on winter nights. Coffee's running low.
Chips are way too loud. Pebble bumps the mic again.
Brag is riffing. Prowl the Eye keeps it calm.
No Comus rolls her eyes. Naruin's fixing audio for the
15th time DND. DND Clip it post repeats Mr.

(03:42:43):
Take. We laugh it off.
Blooper stays in knees DND. Download slow but short.
Oh, what fun it is to play in chaos.
We endure. Says.

(03:43:06):
Santa Claus headphones on his head.
You've got gain too high. I'm on track and someone's
clipping red pop filter's gone. Your chair's too loud.
Who's? Tapping on the desk.
But don't you dare fix all of that.
It's why folks love you best. DNT.
DNT turn it down, not off. Steady home and feedback squeal.

(03:43:30):
Still, we left it off. DNT.
DNT wave for us all in line. Oh what fun.
It is too late till we run out of time.
Discords lit tonight. Mud is fast asleep.
Someone says that's Canon now. We promise that we'll keep.
Hatra runs too long but no one minds at all because this messy

(03:43:56):
little show feels like home to all.
TNTTNT. One more take OK late night as
it's early drops Yamas all the way.
Why? Why?
Why TNTTTNT? Friends on every line.

(03:44:19):
Oh, what fun is to share these voices, yours and mine.

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