ROC Episode 33 Dinner with Drake

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Everybody and welcome back to another adventure here at D&D
721. My name is Mud.

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I am the Dungeon Master of this,our spooky season series of
episodes here where our adventurers are in the lands of
North Necrovan. My very flannelly, scarf
wrapped, mittened up wonderful heroes.
Why don't you all introduce yourselves in no particular

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order? Hi my name is I am playing
Darlene. Who has no teeth?
I'm pretty sure that is going tobe very hard to make me out on
the recording if I talk like that the entire time.
Yeah. I am playing a ace level
artificer I elf with an affinityfor fire lightning and I lost my

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teeth in the last session. If that doesn't creep you out, I
don't know what does. Yeah, Wawa Skittles, playing D
Kitsune, Paladin Warlock. And I mean, that scares me, a
bunch of teeth falling out, but I'm not looking at certain
things. Them.

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Hello, yes an OC of us whisper when here playing a level 7
Drude in level 1 wizard. I'm a wizard Harry, and yes I
was a crow for much of last episode, but I'm now back in
human form or Drude form. Sure elf form, that's the one.
And looking forward to getting into some more mischief in this
House. Humanoid.

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We call that humanoid. Humanoid.
My Sultan for playing. Braggoneer.
An eighth. Level.
Assamar Bar, I'm going to look at everything that I see and
investigate all there is to investigate because my
intelligence recently showed. Every mirror.

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No. Hey everybody, yamez here.
Playing Pebble and despite all my rage, I'm still just a gnome
in a cage. Taking an axe to the wardrobe
where a poor woman is just hiding inside with a knife.
Right. Excellent.
Well, everybody, welcome back tothe mansion or the house as the

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last episode I think was tight. Let's let's do a short recap.
So our heroes are adventuring South through North Nekrovan,
through the swampy marshes, heading their way towards one of
the larger cities they had been told about by the villagers Back
at the Rice village where the Doppelganger temple took place.

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And on their journey, they were ambushed by a giant walking
house that immediately attacked and killed everybody in the form
of eating them and throwing their bodies in through the
front door. Some of our heroes were smashed
by the house and gobbled up, others willingly jumped in, and

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some, for reasons I still have not comprehended, decided to
turn into crows and fly in through the chimney, completely
separate from the rest of the group.
Just doing crow shit. Just crows doing crow shit.
Our shows then were greeted by Count Drake, the suspicious

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looking individual, very pale skin, long teeth with a long
Cape draped along behind him, who welcomed them all to Betsy
the house. The crew quickly realized that
there were a series of doors androoms that could be opened, and
when they opened it, it led to other rooms of the house.
And then if they closed it, locked the door and reopened it,

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they could change what the room was on the other side.
Our heroes went through a numberof series of traps and obstacles
and Nokomis up all by her Lonelyfound herself in the greenhouse
with a very carnivorous plant and a walking talking skeleton

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who was not this one, A different walking talking
skeleton. And to set the scene, the
majority of the group are in theguest rooms right now, where
they attacked A wardrobe with a woman with a knife who was
hiding inside, who then dissipated as a ghost.
And also a very spooky mirror that showed everyone something

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horrific about themselves. Including, as mentioned,
Narloeen rolling in that one, watching himself catch fire,
taking a bunch of damage, and then realizing all his teeth
fell out. And Nokomis made her way out of
the greenhouse and into the kitchen area where she was
surrounded by boiling, bubbling cauldrons of foul smelling

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concoctions. And that is where everyone finds
themselves. I am going to start our scene
with poor Nokomis all by herselfin the kitchen.
Nokomis, I believe in our last session you did do an
investigation or a check of somekind on one of the boiling

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cauldrons that had a lid on it, and you decided better to not
lift the lid. So I'm going to, I'm going to
turn it to you. As you're in the kitchen, you do
hear a low cackling sound. OK, Yeah.
Can I can I check a cabinet, do an investigation check and a
random cabinet? Absolutely.
OK, that is a 13 + 2 for 15. OK, yeah, you open up one of the

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cabinets and you find inside stacks and stacks and rows and
rows of jars. And it is jars of colorful
liquid, some jars of powders like spices.
Other jars have red sand. Jars of blood jars with floating

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eyeballs in them, jars with pickled shriveled heads inside
them. There's another jar that just
seems to be jammed full of cattails that are floating in
brine. More, more jars that The longer
you look, the more it hurts yourhead as you're seeing all of
these seemingly alchemical concoctions up in the cupboards.

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Yeah, I'm a little freaked out seeing all this getting, getting
the goosebumps for sure. And I I I am curious though, can
I take one of those jars? What jar would you like to take?
I want one with eyeballs. Yeah, there's a couple.
So there's one jar that has a bunch of floating eyeballs in it

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with the long nerve ending, you know, that cascades out the back
of the eyeball. And there's another one that has
a giant glowing cat's eye in it.Yeah, I would like the giant
glowing cat's eye, please. As you take that and you know,
take take that jar, please add that to your inventory and as

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you do, you hear a voice behind you that goes.
And Jerry, if you wanted anything from the kitchen, you
just had to ask. Oh good heavens, who are you?
As you turn, you see walking through the kitchen is a

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shriveled, hunched over halflingwoman probably comes up to about
your I don't know. You're a wood elf, so you're
also fairly short, but she she'ssmaller than you bent over and
she has a wide brimmed Black Hat.
Her nose is almost gnomish. It's too long and it's crooked,

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sticking off to the side, looks like it's been broken a few
dozen times. And her hands are long and Bony
and she's draped in black garments and she is walking
towards you. This is the werewolf, right?
Definitely obviously, like give me a nature check.

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No I would not. Nokomis has heard tales of of
witches before and believes thisis a witch.
I would like to do an arcana check.
Yeah, absolutely. I rolled a 10 + 2 for 12.
You know, you're pretty sure she's a witch, although you
haven't seen her done anything witch like.

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She continues to approach you and she says.
Oh, my dear, my dearest, you've got a fine eye for the
ingredients. I dare say many of those things
are in my pot over here. You see, the kitchen is my
domain of Betsy. Oh.

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Well met. Are you some sort of chef?
Absolutely. And she lifts the lid off the
cauldron and a horrific toe curling, liver quivering stench
billows out of it. And she says.

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Not only am I the witch, I am also the head server.
I'm the one who feeds. Everybody in Betsy and she dips
a mug that looks to be made of bone into the bubbling
concoction and she holds it up and starts walking towards you

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and she says. My dearie, surely you want a
drink? Yeah, I'll drink it.
Excellent. Come here and let me feed it to
you, my dearest. Sure sounds good.
Nakomis grabs the cup and just chugs it down.

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OK, well we're just going to skip the Wisdom save and let's
go straight to a Constitution save, please.
I roll the 4 + 1 for A5. Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep.
OK, Well Nakomis, you take 16 points of acid damage.

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That tastes good on the way down.
What is that? Is that ginger?
Oh, you're confusing the ginger with goblin toe.
Very similar profile, but here my dearest.
And she dunks the mug into the culture, she says.
Please have. Another.
And she reaches up, pushing the mug again to your lips, Nokomis.

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Yeah, you know what? Why don't we both drink a cup?
Yes, absolutely. Two cups.
Then she fills 2 cups and she begins drinking out of one bone

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mug the concoction you ever see like someone who's got really
bad Rd. rash and they pour a bunch of hydrogen peroxide on
it. Yeah, and it like it's all white
and like. Yummy.
And and fizzes and bubbles and like sizzles.
Her mouth and face do that as she drinks from her own mug,

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cackling wildly as you can see her tongue melting and she
approaches you, her mouth open, slack jawed, pushing the mug
towards your face again. Yeah, thank you.
This this is delicious. I can't wait to have another
drink. But you know what we could do
before I have another drink since I was so kind to try it

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the first time, You know, let's let's play a little game.
I would like to roll a persuasion check.
In fact I I want to do I want toquiz her on some witch
knowledge. Yeah, OK.
And if she fails then she has todrink another cup if I fail or
if she succeeds and I have to drink the other cup.

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OK, not at all how I thought this was going to go, but
absolutely. Let's let's roll a persuasion.
You know what? Because you willingly drank that
first cup. Roll your persuasion with
advantage. Don't need it. 19 + 1 negative
one for 18. I'll roll again just to see if
you crit. I did not crit.
All right. Well, that is still absolutely

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good enough. She nods her head vigorously,
sizzing drool and froth flying everywhere as she eagerly nods.
And she goes. Yeah, yes, it's an excellent
idea. I'd I would love to hear your
witch trivia. All right, yeah, I'll pull up
the seat. Let's sit down and and, and
let's get to this. Yeah, it you know what?

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I'm I'm going to hold out the chair for you.
So you could you could take a nice nice rest.
These bones are so weary. And yeah, she goes over to a a
table that is in the kitchen area there, and there's a couple
chairs there for you both to sit.
And she sets both of the mugs now full on the table between

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the two of you. And I'm, I'm so fascinated.
And I want to see where this goes next.
But we're going to jump over to our other heroes in the guest
room. Nara Louine The image in the
mirror is gone. You are not burnt or burning,
but all of your teeth are still scattered on the floor at your
feet. Pebble Thea Braggrenier You are

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also in the room, and you also see teeth on the floor.
I haven't opened the door yet. And I cure wounds his teeth
back, please. Keep the Pebble away from those.
Yeah. Pebble takes a couple like
always, steps over looked around.

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I tackle puzzles. Pebble's not even in the.
Room. No, they're all.
She just didn't look into. Here.
I thought she didn't open the door yet.
Yeah, I didn't open the door yetto go to leave the room.
Yeah. There's another door in the
room. There there is one door on the
north side of the room. It is the only door to exit

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through. Well, and Halloween sees his
teeth on the ground, one hand just slaps his face and he kind
of like looks like he's feeling to see if it's real and if if it
feels like there's a gap in his mouth.
Your mouth is full of bloody holes.

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And he just kind of grumbles offhard and has false life on
himself to try to heal the teeth.
Back, would you please read false life for everybody?
I let's let's get a refresher onthat spell.
Yeah, I got it. So I'm going to be doing it at
first level. For bolstering yourself with a

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necromatic facility of life, yougain 1 D 4 + 4 temp hit points
for the duration and it's for anhour.
OK. And you can absolutely cast
false life on yourself. You get 710 points.
What happens with my teeth? They're still sitting on the
floor. What?
OK, then for flavor, because it's a necromatic facility, I

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would like to have like the illusion of teeth in my mouth.
Like necrotic. You know, like rotting teeth.
You know what you're I, I like what you're doing with this
cell. It, it is a, a, a fun way to
kind of twist it. Give me an arcana check 17.

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OK, with a 17 you, you cast false life on yourself.
You gain the, the hit points. That works just just fine like
normal. And you feel your mouth start to
fill and do you like chomp your jaw a couple times and it's

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jagged and uneven. It's you kind of like feel with
your fingers and tongue and it'sthere's teeth in your mouth, but
they are not your teeth. They are twisted, jagged,
crooked, crossed, some overlapping, some impacted on
each other. You, you can't like clench your

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jaw it it's so uneven with like highs and lows of different
teeth in your mouth. But for all intents and
purposes, you can now talk normal.
And so I'm going to kind of lookaround guys and look at everyone
go like, I think I'm going to need a dentist after this.
I'm tossing the the rest of the teeth in a bag.

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Keep them away from Pebble. I was like scrambling under brag
trying to get to him come. On satchel, OK.
Last thing we'll do with that. Give me a investigation check
please. 14 if you meant me. I did mean you.

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You throw a lot of teeth in the bag, but you got a sneaking
suspicion you might have missed a few.
Oh. Did I check any up?
I mean investigation check. No, all right instigation.

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Check if pebbles looking. No, no, no, I'm under Bragg.
I was wondering like narrative, like if I did actually get to
them. I physically wasn't able to, I
don't think. OK, I mean, I would have to do a
a opposed athletics against you to try to stop you.
Yeah, I think, I think the moments passed.
OK. It was a hand joke.

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Mud. All right, all right, get off
me, Bragg. Pebble pushes them off of her.
You guys ready to get out of this room?
I would. When you got your teeth.
Of the four of you, I would liketo know the order in which you
exit the room. I'm going out first.

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You're. Going first.
I'm going. 1st is the next door or back into the hallway.
What? Was the IT was the next door.
Yeah, I thought. It was just A room.
Wasn't there a door in the room?Yep.
There there's a another door to continue to another part of the
mansion. Yeah, I think that's the door
Pebble was by to begin with. Yeah, it was, yeah.

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Oh. Oh yeah?
Well. Whichever direction we're going
in, I'm going out first. OK, OK.
And I'll follow right behind, OK?
I'm going to be last, kind of like looking back to see if like
I see anything that I missed anyteeth, any this weird nagging
suspicion that I don't have all my teeth.

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That's kind of worrying me. Me too.
They're not even mine. As Thea and Pebble and
Braggrenier open the north door of the guest room and walk
through, you look over your shoulder and do one more
sweeping glance of the room, andsure enough, there's one of the

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missing teeth under the bed. Leave.
It I never said my order, but leave it.
Well, I said I was last I, that's my mate's hand to pick it
up. As.
My major hand flies under the bed to grab that missing tooth.
As you do and Thea Pebble and Bragg walk through the door, it

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slams shut behind Bragg and the door is now shut between you and
the other 3. Oh no.
I thought speech to the rest of the gang all like, hey guys,
guys, who shut the door? I.
Don't. Know if we can hear you?
You guys don't hear anything? The door slams.

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I do Narlaween as your mage handdrops the tooth in your hand and
you turn and you look at the closed door.
Standing in front of the closed door is Count Drake, and he's
turned to the side a little bit and he's making a loud crunching

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sound. Is he eating the?
Tension stuff we were worried about.
There wasn't even Drake. What you chewing?
Drake turns to you and you can see he's holding in long crooked

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fingers a piece of your dragonfly homunculus and is
crunching on the other half of the homunculus in his mouth, and
he swallows and goes, Oh my guest, yes, welcome.
Would. You care to join me in the

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dining room? It seems like you've already
begun dining on. A fellow.
A fellow. Creature of mine, a friend you
might. Say yes, and I must say it was
not very appetizing. I think it would be much better
if you were to join me and CountDrake is using his charm

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ability. The creature can target 1
humanoid. It can see within 30 feet and if
the target can see Count Drake, the target must make ADC 17
Wisdom saving throw against being magically charmed by count
Drake. Now you are a high elf, so I

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don't know if you have advantage.
I do have an advantage, but it'sonly 15.
Flash of Genius 16/17/18. You hot 2nd There you were.
Drake was your best friend and he pulls his Cape over his face

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and makes a hissing sound, dropshalf your homunculus to the
floor and he shouts BAT and he turns into a flittering bat and
with a skeeching screeching sound flees out of the room and
back into the main hallway. I like it to be yelled.
Fat and the door reopens and seea Pebble and bragger standing on

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the other side. Why'd you close the door,
Darlene? What's up?
Guys, remember how I had few friends that are my contracts?
Yeah. And I kind of put my hand
forward and I showed them the the gem that this is the remains
the heart of the homunculus. I go like I am down to 1 and I

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explained to them how Count Drake used my buddy as a
toothpick and said he didn't even taste good.
Oh. He must have poor taste.
I bet the homunculus tasted great.
Pebble brings his hand back, away from Pebble.

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To our druid in the kitchen witha witch.
Yes Nakomis, you are sitting across from this hunched over,
cackling, mouth boiling and frothing halfling woman who is
now sitting across from you. And she says.

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Well, my Jerry, how would you like to begin our little game?
Yes, I would like to ask you a Riddle.
And if you don't get it right, then do you have to drink this
cup? And if you do get it right, I

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will drink the cup. I love this game.
By all means ask your question. OK, so here's the Riddle.
I live without breath and whisper without voice.
I am born in silence, but fearedby choice.
I can fill a room, yet leave no trace.

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What am I when you can't see my face?
A clever. Riddle.
I believe the answer is a gust of wind.
Nope, I'm afraid that's incorrect.
The right answer was Shadow She.Looks very upset.

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Well, rules are rules. You have to drink, my dear.
She grabs the mug and she startsdrinking and more of her face
bubbles and boils and begins to melt away, her eyes too wide as
they stare and bore into you, the whites of her eyes filling

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her face. And she finishes her mug.
Her jaw hangs open, broken and slack off to the side, the
tongue melted away, but her voice still comes out and she
says. Is it my turn?
Yes, it's your turn. OK, well now I got a here I was

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dealing with teeth on the floor and the everybody else in the
guest room and getting separatedand I did not think at all for a
Riddle for my my witch's Riddle off as she looks at you and she
says. I dance around your grave.

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I whisper at your feet. Others bring me to life, but
it's your life I will take. What am I?
It's your life that I'll take Dancing around your crave.
Is it flowers? No.

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My dear. He he, he, he, uh.
Oh. It's the burning stake.
A burning stake? Well, that doesn't sound very
pleasant. Where?
One such as I were tied against their will and burned by the
villages. Oh, do not like fire.
Drink up, my love. Nakomis takes the cup and

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presses it against her lips, butthen at the last second, she
throws a drink in the witch's face and runs away.
Give me a Dexterity check. Acrobatics perhaps?
Nope. Flat Dexterity 19 + 1 for a 20.

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Hit. Her.
Winner in the face with this bone mug.
The bone shatters, shards of bone jamming into her two soft,
fleshy face, and she screeches, Bony hands coming up to her
face, clawing at her face, and she Rakes and scrapes and her
eyes are melting in the sockets.Do you ever see Indiana Jones?

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Raiders of the Lost Ark. Yes.
You know what's happening her Her face actively is melting as
she claws at it and you run fromthe kitchen.
There is a door across the room.Are you going through the door?
Yes, absolutely. You go through the door and it
slams shut behind you and you look over your shoulder and the

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door is gone but across from youare your 4 friends.
Open. This.
Click on my Shut up. Mommy, hey, hey.
Fam, I just had the funnest encounters.
I'll have to tell you about it later.
I also had an encounter and I wasn't having as much fun.

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What happened to you? I tried to plan and kill the
witch. Well, and I.
I have the. Biggest grin?
Yeah, I see what happened. No.
It is apparent buddy. Don't worry, we'll get you fixed
up and the comas pat you on the back.
I don't see a problem. Emble.

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Give me a quick. Smile.
There's a big old practice grin.No?
No Pebble. 'S got.
Perfect peace. This room that you all find
yourselves in is weirdly empty there.
There's a couple of boxes in a corner that have a white sheet

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thrown over it. There's like a Wicker basket up
against one wall. The room is a little tight.
There is another door to the side.
Not the direction that comas came from and not the same
direction that the rest of the group came from, but the room it

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it appears to be empty. Would anybody like to do
perception or investigation? Oh yeah, I'll do an
investigation. Brag will as well.
OK. Oh as well Nope.
But yeah, I got an 8. OK, yeah, and that one from
Brag. Oh, OK, I.

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Suppose if everybody's looking around here.
How does this happen to you every?
Time. Literally.
Over and over brag You see a figure in the corner as
everybody else is moving towardsthe door.
You see a figure standing in theshadows of the corner.

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Red hair, small horns. Sarah.
You hear a light voice saying it's not fair, it's not fair.
We should vote. Oh my God, that's.
Not. How cruel.
We should have voted. It's not fair.
Oh. Start crying.
I'll save you. That's the plan.

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You. Do we get straws?
Do you say I'll save you all? Right, you got to let me
rephrase that. If, if it's going to actually be
a conversation, I do say that the goal is to save you.
We never meant to abandon you. I have.
I know I will gain the ability to bring.
I knew I would have gained the ability to bring me back.

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She turns around and it's Sarah.We all see.
Just brag. Grenier is seeing her as he is
standing in the corner as the rest of you were heading towards
the door, the room seemingly empty.
And on this Nat one, Brag. She smiles at you, and she holds

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out her arms and she says, Brag Grenier, if anyone could save
me, I'm sure it would be you. Even though you're not.
Dead, we're still. Going to save you from the Chain
One or the Crippled Gods. And we will.
We will. I will help you.
She slowly walks towards you, arms out to give you a hug.

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Are. You talking to brag?
Bad. Well, on a net one I, I, I
guess. I guess I hug her.
I'm sorry, Sarah. Pebble mating.
Shush shush shush shush you justshush.

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Now brag. It is all your fault.
You did do this to me and brag. Or near.
You feel a punching piercing pain as a dagger slides between
your ribs and your back and you take 18 points of piercing

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damage. And as you convulse once stabbed
in the back with a sneak attack from Sarah, you see her face is
now a gory mess. Her horns are longer, her chest
is cut open, her heart beating in a cavity of her chest.

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Blood and gore soaks the front of your shirt and is pumping out
of her chest onto the floor as artificial tubes that Torque had
made to help keep her alive while you were all searching for
the cure is dangling from her chest, blood pumping out of the
cords and pipes, and she begins shrieking with laughter.

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And as you look again, she is gone.
But everybody else can see a dagger in brag.
Rainier's back just happened. I I reached back and pull out
the dagger. You turn to tell me a dagger is
stuck in my back. Permanent bleeps, Narla.

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We just kind of spinned around and goes like, what the hell
happened and does an arcana check to see like where this
dagger came from. I'll, I'll, Yeah.
I saw Sarah. You saw Sarah.
Well. Yeah.
I I saw Sarah, she does not lookgood.
It's just a dagger. Where the?

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Can I, can I do like I guess another investigation check
maybe I don't know. On on the on the dagger, on
brag, on the room. Yeah, like, because I mean, he's
saying, you know, he saw Sarah, but where else did the dagger
come from? I don't, I don't know.
I just want to know where the dagger came from.

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Are. We are we still in the room?
Yeah, you're still in the room. How much can you?
I was going to say, while you guys do your investigation
tracks, can we take a short rest?
What? If you guys want to continue to
stay in this room for 5 to 15 minutes, you could choose to

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take a short rest. That's your choice.
Would a potion help? Hey.
We're all a little hurt. I think a short rest wouldn't be
terrible. Well.
It's up to you guys, I don't feel safe doing short rest here.
I want to cast aid on three people.

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Nice, would you mind reading aidfor everybody?
Most certainly, my chap choose up to three creatures within
range 30 feet each target's hit point maximum and current hit
points increase by 5 for the duration.
However, using this above higherlevel spell slot, I get 5 for

(37:33):
each spell slot above level 2. So I'm actually going to be
aiding 3 people for 15. OK, so you're going to cast it
at, what is that third level then?
That is correct. OK.
Yeah, absolutely. Which three people are you
selecting? The guy that got a dagger in a
sack, I think that would be 1. And then myself, because I'm a

(37:54):
little beat up and brag questionmark.
It's the one who has a dagger. It's not.
Why does? Nobody know who I am.
I don't know who anybody is. It's not.
Just me. Oh.
Thank goodness. OK, Yeah, You guys get the what

(38:19):
is it? It's 15. 15 health and then 15
to Max health. Yeah, heel for 15 and your your
your Max goes up by 15 and it lasts 8 hours.
Yes, Sir. Narla Ween kind of stands a
little bit more upright as he gets this heel of 15 and goes

(38:40):
like, hey, I like what that doesand cast his own aid on
Braggrenier. Braggrenier AKA Nacomis and
himself. I will be doing a second level.
So it's just a 5 boost for everyone.
So 20 in total. So we got another 5 for the Max

(39:02):
HP mod, yeah. All right.
Rag's feeling stronger than ever.
Great. Great use of spells, guys.
Yeah, there is the door back theway you came to the guest room
or there is another door ahead to a new room is like to go into

(39:24):
the new room. I I would say let's go into the
new room. The steel defender will also be
healing himself just for, for what it's worth.
OK, so he's going, he's going tobe doing some a repair, which is
a 2D8. Can I heal the homunculus one
SEC? I know it's kind of dead.

(39:48):
So it it died, I would say, I wouldn't say it's hurt.
I would say it died. So he's going to do it on
himself, yeah. He reduced it to zero hit
points, but whatever. However, that works.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine. All right, I'm going to do 2D8
and then I would like to stealthinto the new room.
OK, so you would like to go? First, yes, with the steel

(40:10):
defender kind of probably 5 feetbehind me so he doesn't impact
my stealthiness. OK.
As as we're going through, Pebble jumps up on Brag and
pulls the dagger out of his backand gives it to him.
Brag Grenier You feel Pebble crawl up onto your shoulders,

(40:30):
reach back and try to yank on the dagger in your back and it
is not budging. Brag Grenier.
You take another eight points ofdamage as Pebble Yanks and
cranks and tries to pull the dagger out.
I will stop there. What if I just?

(40:54):
No. Do you try again?
Doesn't feel like it's moving. We'll we'll take care of it when
we're out of the creepy house. OK.
She hops down and follows Narlawan into the next room.
OK, with that Narlawan, give me a stealth check.

(41:15):
And as I'm doing this stealthy thing, I have to tell you of a
new item that I am wearing. OK, yes, tell me I am wearing
the boots of Alvin kind. And when I wear these boots, my
steps make no sound regardless of the service I'm moving across
and I'm advantage on stealth checks.
OK. Roll with advantage.

(41:37):
This is what this is one of my infusions.
Nice. Going to be 18.
With an 18 hold on I got to check here. 18 beats it.
You enter into a room I'm I'm assuming the rest of the group

(42:00):
is going to stay behind the opendoor to not give away the
stealth thing that's happening. Yeah, I was kind of saying the
steel defender is like 5 feet behind me to kind of give some,
some buffer room. So you'd probably be barting it
a little bit. I'm also going to be blocking
the door so it doesn't shut. Again, OK, so Narlouine, as you

(42:21):
enter the room, you see Count Drake sitting at a elongated
dining room table in the center of the room.
And as you creep in, there is a table immediately to your right.

(42:43):
And as you're kind of like crouching behind a chair,
there's another table you can see.
Well, you know what, you good stealth check.
Give me a investigation as you are taking in the room.
And I did give myself a before when you said to investigate the
previous room, I gave myself a guidance that was the one D4

(43:06):
that I ruled. But then he got he got stabbed
and I left the investigation alone in that room.
So this is going to be a 14 per investigation.
OK, with a 14, you can see that there are several people in this
room, including Count Drake, andthey are all sitting silently
scattered across different tables in different chairs.

(43:26):
And what are they doing? They are sitting stuck still.
They are unmoving. It almost looks like they could
be mannequins. Narloween dog speech is platter.
Platters of food steaming, steaming full fish, platters
full of fruit, bowls full of like toasted nuts and.

(43:53):
Pudding by any chance? Shut up.
You shut your mouth. Any pudding?
No. So Narloine thought speeches
back to the rest of the group, saying how he snuck into this
room and there's something off there, there's just food
everywhere. And he just, when he destroyed

(44:15):
my homunculus, he tried to charmme to come and have to dine with
him. I don't know why he would have
to charm me if it wasn't nefarious, but him and a couple
of people just sitting here not moving, I don't, I don't know if
we want to come in here. You guys, you guys want to come
in or should I sneak back out? Seems dangerous in there.

(44:37):
What's the problem with being a little danger?
Sorry I just escaped A carnivorous plant and a witch
trying to kill me. I'm just trying to play a little
safe at the moment. That's because you lost.
Me so far. Hey Tybal, let me borrow one of
those healing potions. Yeah, sure.
And I'm going to take a full action to drink one.

(45:00):
OK, you get the full benefit. I, I mean, we're either going to
wander this house or we're goingto, we're going to see what this
werewolf wants with this, right?That's up to you guys.
I think I think the only way outis through unless we want to go
look for the front door again. I mean, I don't know if the

(45:22):
front door is going to open. Yeah.
So I agree with. I will.
Let's. Y'all are cool with it?
Walking. Let's go in wouldn't be the
first fight we've had in a banquet hall.
OK, yeah, looks. OK, I'm.

(45:43):
I'm hearing yes, that means people are moving, right?
Looking at Bragg and I'm just, I'm just kind of asked Bragg,
did you, did you say you saw Sarah earlier?
Yes. She.
Looks. Terrible.
Her chest was open, you could see her, her heart.

(46:07):
There was blood everywhere. Fork's machine was still there,
keeping her alive. And I I explained what I saw and
she blamed me specifically for everything.
Pebble freezes up. I tried to tell her it was
pebbles idea as. As you're you're, I assume

(46:34):
you're. Are you speaking this out loud
or are you using your thought speech?
Thought speech so that not alluding to there as well.
OK Oh cool I was acting like I couldn't hear it because I
figured I was out in weird shots.
NAR Louine immediately thinks toact on how he was the one who
was forcing them to take the potions of the antidotes.

(46:56):
He was literally forcing it downPebbles throat and he's the
reason that Sarah's gone, she said.
We should have drawn straws. We should have.
We should have let her helped aside and Narlouene kind of just
casts invisibility on himself and goes deeper into the room.
Is everybody else entering the room?

(47:20):
I will be entering last. I will enter second to last.
OK, well walk in behind. This one, This one's a.
Little as. As you guys enter exclusion.
Wait. Wait, hold on.
They're walking in. I'm walking in less.
Everyone's already passed the door and I stop and I I'm going

(47:44):
to roll roll religion check because I want to pray to
Bashaba real quick. Yeah, OK.
You're packed, deity, the demigoddess of misfortune.
For our listeners, she is the one who.
I will suck. Powers on you What?

(48:05):
What did you roll? I rolled A10.
I have a + 6. I rolled A4.
I always do this. Do do I know you're doing it?
I mean, Nicomas probably would since she was in front of me.
I just stopped. It's almost like I hesitate, but
it's really just because I'm praying to Bashaba.
I just, I want to ask like I want to ask her if she knows any

(48:28):
of like what's going on in this count, dude.
And I guess really just a feel of like the Betsy house.
All you hear is a echoing voice from the last time you spoke to
Bashaba and you just hear a faint ringing voice saying would

(48:48):
be a lot better if one of them died.
Well, I just shake my head and walk in the room.
As everybody enters, could you all please launch the map?
I thought this was going to be an easy rule.
Drake stands from his table, hishands held out long Bony

(49:12):
fingers, his Cape almost billowing behind him as he
rises. And he goes, oh, my friends,
welcome. This is the banquet hall for
Betsy. Please, everybody, find a seat.

(49:35):
We shall. He's not going to be happy.
We shall begin dinner as soon asyou are all prepared.
Nakomisa says under her breath. He's not going to be happy when
he finds out I killed his chef. Do you say that out loud or do
you thought speech that? Thought speech it because he has

(49:56):
good ears. I'd like to do an insight check
on the food. Well, you guys have the map in
front of you. I would like everybody to choose
their seats. OK, I.
Am multiple people for our listeners who don't see the map.

(50:16):
The room is also full of some other guests, the other people
that Narloween was seeing other than Count Drake.
And they are all still frozen inplace, sitting at their seats,
empty plates in front of them, steaming food in front of them.
And they just have both hands, palms down on the table in front
of all of them, just staring blankly straight ahead.

(50:39):
Why do we have more more restrictions for this?
No. No.
I'm still invisible and I'm not actually going to sit down.
I'm going to stay hidden. You should.
You should hide near Natomas. Chad said I should sit next to
the couch, so I'm sitting next to the couch.

(51:01):
I'm sitting across from the count.
OK. NAR Levine, Where did You want
to be up by Natomas. Yeah, I'll shift myself.
I'm kind of like behind the within 30 feet, I'm sorry, but
like by the plants kind of stillhidden.
I'm not going to make you another stealth check.

(51:23):
I'll you're invisible. I'll let it.
I'll let that continue. So just to set the scene for our
listeners who can't see, there are 5 tables in the room.
There's one extra long table in the center.
It's kind of in the shape of like A5 on a dice.
So there are four smaller tablesin all four corners and 1 longer

(51:44):
table that takes up the center of the room.
And in the room in the northwestcorner, there are three guests
who are sitting around Nokomis. In the northeast corner, there
are two guests who are sitting by themselves with no one near
them. In the southwest corner, there
is Brag or Near who is sitting Kitty corner from a guest.

(52:07):
And in the bottom right corner there is a table with two
guests. And then in the center table,
there are two guests. At the top end of the table,
there's one guest sitting next to Pebble across from Thea.
And there is Count Drake, sitting next to Thea and across
from Pebble as everybody takes their seats.

(52:28):
Count Drake holds his hands out and he goes, yes, yes, my
guests, my distinguished colleagues.
I'm so glad all of you could make it here in Betsy for
dinner. Ah ah, please everybody dig in.

(52:54):
For the listeners, Thea doesn't eat anything.
For for the listeners. Nobody else.
Just the listeners. Thea's not eating.
Just so everyone knows. I'm.
Obviously doing my insight check.
Yeah, give me a second. I'm going to say I can, I will
reach for, you know, some ham and.

(53:16):
Yeah. Get a bit of a insight on the
ham or investigate the. Lemon cheese. 5 + 3 for an 8 for
Bragg. It looks like food.
Yeah, Pebble, give me give me that insight if you were doing
1. Oh, I had meant to do, and
better, I was doing it. I didn't.

(53:37):
I rolled the net one insight. I got an 11 investigation, but
yeah, that would be a 10 insight.
Everybody, the food looks delicious.
Steaming hot Nokomis. You, you can't, you can't

(53:58):
control yourself. There's a steaming hot ham
surrounded by pears in front of you.
A big juicy ham bone just ready for you to grab it, slathered in
gravy. Oh.
Yeah. I just want to I want to specify
my little brother is still active for I I activated him

(54:20):
when we entered. Yes, your your floating attack
antenna is, we'll say, still active, floating beside you,
waiting any command you give. Awesome quiet peasant.
I have to eat this ham. Nakomis with a gnat 1 you you

(54:42):
grab that ham bone and it just abig chunk of meat rips away from
the center of the ham glazed gravy.
It looks almost like pieces of charred honey glaze on the
outers, crunchy skin of it. And Narloween.
You're hiding up there next in acomas and you've seen a comas

(55:04):
just digs in teeth ripping and tearing into the ham teeth
crunching and gnawing on bones. Everybody else.
Let's see here, Thea or yeah, brag 8 Thea 11 Pebble 11 Nakomis

(55:28):
with the nap 1 Narluene. Why don't you go ahead and give
me an insight check as well, just as you are to the side
there it's. Going to be a 12.
I can tell you for certain that the steel defender is going to
kind of go up on the table and just take like a huge chunk of

(55:48):
meat, like whip it up in the airand like just like scarf it
down, like cartoon style, like awhole a whole.
Thing, Yeah, a whole cooked Whatis it like a Cornish hen like?
A ham leg. Yeah, yeah.
Up and down Steel defenders Gullet Count Drake is still

(56:11):
standing, looking and smiling. Everybody as you fill your
plates and you reach for food. Nobody passed and everybody
takes only 6 points of damage. Nokomis, however, so everybody

(56:33):
like starts stealing their plates every like all of you,
you all failed, you're all failures Tonight everybody is
putting plate food on their plates.
But pretty soon, like, as you'relike, digging in with your forks
and your knives and your spoons and getting ready, the smell is
turning sour, more and more sour, and it's getting more and
more fetid and awful on the stench is what damages

(56:56):
everybody. As these choking, noxious scents
fill your nostrils and your lungs and the comas.
You're digging in and chewing onthis ham.
Narlouene, I am going to say youdid not take the damage because
you're not seated at a table with plates of food in front of
you. Yeah.

(57:17):
So I what kind of damage is it by the way it?
Would have been poison dam, yeah.
OK, Steel Defender doesn't take it either.
OK could everybody roll me another round of insight checks
as the food looks amazing but the stench is awful and

(57:38):
damaging. 17. I rolled A6.
I got a six. 2. That's about 20.
Minus. 1. I've eaten a lot of things,
right? I have.
I have indeed. As you're leaning forward, ready

(58:03):
to dig in, and the stench hits you again, you wrinkle your nose
and you lean back and not even Pebble would eat whatever this
is. And you shake your head once and
you look down and your plate is full of bloody intestines and
eyeballs and you look across from you Thea.

(58:26):
You also see your plate is just a a plate full of fetid Gray
matter and. I'd like to make an argument
that I see Pebble not beating and it should make me do another
insight check. I'm right behind her.

(58:48):
Be be as you're hesitating, watching Pebble look visibly
disturbed. Pebble you're looking around you
look over your shoulder and you seen a comas is just digging in
and Nokomis thinks she's eating a bone in ham.
And what you see is Nokomis withone hand is holding an ankle,

(59:12):
with her other hand she's holding half of a pelvic bone
and she's chewing on ham rotted festering leg.
And as she's holding it, chewinginto it, the bloated 2 tight
skin rips open and maggots fall on the plate in front of her.

(59:36):
Nokomis, you, my poor druid friend, take 15 points of poison
damage. This tastes delicious with.
With my Nat 20 and and my realization of what's going on,
can I go into a rage and hop up on the table and and attack the

(01:00:01):
Drake the the? Count.
Do you say anything to Nokomis as you go into your?
But I was going to say before you monologued that I was going
to say I kind of thought scream at everybody.
We're eating people, and they'retrying to make us eat people.

(01:00:22):
Yeah, you know. Scream that as you see what I
just described Nokomis doing. Yeah, and I I in doing so going
into a rage, going into a rage and hopping up and taking an
attack on Count Drake. Could everybody please roll
initiative? I'm still going to finish this

(01:00:42):
hand. Oh gosh.
That's an 11 for Bragrenier. 13.For.
Nakomis. That was close to 20.
I got 9. I got a 21 on initiative. 18 + 2
for 20. Yeah, but my last.
This is the this is the banquet all over again.

(01:01:04):
The black pudding massacre all over again.
No, it's. Very different.
It's completely different. I.
Mean with with Pebble going 1st and Thea going last.
But. Pebble almost always goes first.
You all have a moment to thoughtspeech to each other as Pebble
screams at everybody. We're eating people.

(01:01:26):
And sure enough, everybody, the food in front of you, including
you in a comas, the the leg thatyou're chewing on and the, the
bugs and everything, all of the,the, the glamour on everything
vanishes and all around you is rot.
Yeah, I think while, while whileI'm sought screaming, raging,

(01:01:47):
jumping up and attacking, you know, like I'm they're they're
making us here. They're trying to make us eat
people. And and with Bragg mentioning
Sarah and and that previous conversation, you know, it's
this is now getting to pebbles. This is, this is some heavy
shit. And so she's, you know, kind of

(01:02:09):
praying to bark like, like let us get through this, you know,
let us get it. Get let's get out of this cursed
house that freaking ate me. And yeah, so as as she's, she's
thinking that as she's attacking, you know.
OK, go ahead. Give me a religion check please.

(01:02:29):
Advantage. OK, I need exactly a + 0.
All right. That is A13I.
Think that's funnel science, religions, Yeah.
From. The Pebble you, you jump up on

(01:02:50):
the table, you go into a rage and you you shout this prayer
and you feel something happen. Pebble.
You hear a voice in your head and the the stench of rot is
almost exhaled out of your lungsand out of your nose.

(01:03:14):
And replacing it is the smell ofgood Berry.
Could you please describe for everybody how the aspect of bark
appears beside you? Oh.
So. I think that's technically a bus
action, but I'm going to give ithere.

(01:03:35):
Right for the audience. This is my Level 8 ability, my
manifest echo reflavored for ourpurposes as I, as I'm, you know,
the stench leaves and you know that fresh good Berry scent that
Pebble is also familiar with. She sort of shimmers, I guess in

(01:03:58):
the eyes of anybody watching andall of a sudden there's two
pebbles. You know, One of them, however,
is woven vine and branch and leaf glowing with a sort of
light green energy. It is it's bark in Pebble form

(01:04:19):
or or a manifestate pebbles manifestation of a bark.
And yeah, it's it's a viney leafy Moss covered kind of
Pebble, you know, a little 2 1/2foot tall, a gnome looking
creature that is standing there beside her.

(01:04:40):
Abble looks over to it. As it appears Pebble, you hear
the voice of bark it it despite this aspect standing next to
you, the voice is faint and and weak.
It's kind of like what Thea heard from Beshaba carried on
the wind. But you hear the voice kind of

(01:05:01):
coming from your head and also kind of coming from this viney
apparition next to you. And you hear just a a voice of
disgust and indignation of just this is vile.
This is this is evil, Pebble. This is evil.
It is. Pebble, we have to do something.

(01:05:21):
It is. We will, she's gritting through
her teeth like we will Pebble. We will and and she's.
You are first in the initiative order.
And she is swinging right there at Count.
I'm sorry I'm missing his name. Count Drake and she's going to

(01:05:42):
swing. She's in a rage.
I'm going to swing recklessly. OK, so with advantage and and
how since I get the two attacks,how this is going to play out?
First attack is coming from her,that will be a 19 to hit.
The second attack is coming fromthe manifestation of Bark and

(01:06:03):
that will be an 18 to hit. Do either of those hits?
Those are both hits. 24 damage for the initial attack OK then I
believe I can action surge and do it again I do I'm just double

(01:06:26):
checking to make sure action surge is it is not a bonus
action. It is an additional OK, so I'm
going to actually surge they. Changed it I think legacy at you
to be a bonus action but it's not anymore.
Right, I'm going to click that action search so I can't use it
again and I'm going it's going to be the an identical attack.
You know, me and Matt, me and the manifestation of bark

(01:06:48):
swinging kind of in unison recklessly.
OK, 21, that's a hit and. A.
Nat 20. That's a hitch.
All right, so I'm going to 1st. I got a real quick damage first,

(01:07:08):
so that'll be thirteen plus to 15 for that one and then a 11
for that one. So 1511 was 24 for the first
attacks. OK.
So 24 and 26. 24 and 26, Thank you.
Yes. Yeah, that's a 50 damage just

(01:07:30):
right out the gate. You do not in people, people.
Your familial axes and the aspect of bark next to you, both
of you swinging in unison. Simultaneous.
The blades cut and RIP into Count Drake, and blood splashes

(01:07:52):
and splatters across the table, and his mouth hangs again,
unnaturally long and open as he shrieks and hisses, and you see
his fangs grow longer and sharper as you slice into him
twice there. Is there anything else Pebble
would like to do? Yeah, I do not believe so.

(01:08:15):
I think I am right where I want to be.
I suppose I in that move, I would have been like a little
closer to him. So I'm moving myself on the
table. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. So just kind of right there in
the mix, ready to go, you know? Yeah.
Great raging, cursing, hating, screaming in my head to

(01:08:39):
everybody. Stand up and fight, you know?
Has a legendary action count. Drake is going to shriek at you
and try to bite you. OK.
He does that with advantage, by the way.
Yes, he does. Unless you know the defender

(01:09:02):
isn't close enough. OK.
Does AII know this hits? Sorry, that's that's mean to me.
Does a 28 hit No? No, no.
It. Does.
Not. Certainly not.
Our combined AC is at least. Goodness, Honestly.

(01:09:22):
I know, I know. I'm sorry.
OK, so. Who are you hitting?
Are you hitting at me or Bart? You pen.
Hold on, this has a couple different dice, so I'm, I'm
making sure I do this right. So you are going to take eight
points of piercing damage, cut in half to four, OK.

(01:09:43):
And as his teeth sink into you, you will also take some necrotic
damage, which I believe you are also resistant to, aren't you?
Yes, yes. OK.
Is this? Oh yeah, OK.
It's not. It's only psychic that I think
you do not have. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(01:10:05):
No, I got you. So I rolled A6 and A5 and A5.
So that's 16 cut in half to eight points of damage.
Necrotic. And.
Bites and rips into you with oneof his legendary actions.
A grip through the pain. And he is going to use Nope,

(01:10:25):
that's it. That is, that is his legendary
action. So that is now going to bring us
to NAR Lewin, who is invisible, hiding in the corner.
NAR Lewin just going to skip histurn, you know, go on to the
next one, OK? NAR Lewin kind of springs from
behind the plant and just in silence jumps up on that table

(01:10:46):
right where that pig is and. Northernmost of the center long
table. Yeah, and he, he wants a nice
easy shot in between the the pebbles.
Yeah. And so you, you, you hear
nothing of him moving his footsteps to silent, and he just

(01:11:10):
start clattering to the ground from this invisible gust.
And he goes ahead and loads a bolt of lightning into his heavy
crossbow. And I believe being invisible
will give me advantage. Yeah, on the first attack.
Yeah, without looking it up, I'mjust going to say yes.

(01:11:30):
I've got a one and a three and hold on I can re roll one of
them because I now have Alvin accuracy so whenever I have
advantage I can re roll a die does a 25 hit.
Yeah, 15 + 10, yeah. So 25 is a hit.
It's. Way better.

(01:11:52):
I mean, my first two roles were a one or a 3 + 10, but like
wild, Yeah, all right, that's going to be a 16 plus A1D6 for
lightning. Yep, 20 damage and then.
So this one. Eyes slow.
Piercing and lightning damage, correct?

(01:12:14):
Yes. What was the piercing amount?
Piercing is going to be 16 and sort of lightning.
OK, he takes half damage on the piercing but full damage on the
lightning. Oh well, that's just not nice.
And Pebble I I double checked it.

(01:12:34):
Your 50 damage that you dealt was reduced to 25.
Well, that sucks. Resistance is.
Yeah. Not Wing.
Still your turn. All right, we're going to go
ahead and do second attack. We're going to go ahead and
bolt, do another bolt of lightning into the crossbow, OK

(01:12:58):
for a net 20. Jesus, guys, yeah, it definitely
hits. So a 30, a 30 hits.
Yeah, sure does all. Right, we're going to have 21 of
piercing. OK.
And four of lightning. So that's 15 damage total after

(01:13:19):
his resistance. Doesn't like that you have his
attention. So I did more damage than
Pebble, just checking well afterresistances. 819 Pebble, you did
25, Narlouene did 27. Yes.

(01:13:41):
Darlene has a smug look on his face as he looks out at Pebble
for making a crack early about his teeth.
Pebble don't see it. Pebble don't care.
Pebbles. And with that, the Steel
defender will go ahead and rush up at that table and he's going

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to do a force empowered red as attack.
As he jumps up onto the table, one of the stock still guests is
using its reaction and it jumps up jumping in front of the steel
defender between it and Count Drake.

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And it is going to use its reaction as this corpse of a
person with unhuman like agilityjumps up on the table between
Count Drake and everybody else. And your Phoenix Steel defender,

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who has the most fetid rotted breath right now, by the way,
for your Steel defender does a 21 hit.
It does. OK, it's not that bad though.
So Steel defender is going to take 12 points of damage.

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That's five piercing and seven necrotic as this decrepit person
pulls out a dagger and jams it between two of the plates in
your steel defender all. Right.
So the you can kind of just see the the steel defender recoil
from getting hit and that was 12damage.

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Yep, that's mark off 12 damage. It is still steel defenders
turn. It can attack this guest who is
blocking him or you can move past him and go up to account
attack count Drake. But I am going to say with Thea
and Pebble, they're kind of between you guys.
It's a it's a little crowded on the table.

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The the steel defender would probably have to well, I mean, I
don't know, steel defender is not that big, right?
Like it's a it's a medium object.
It's a medium. It's a medium.
I'll just say it has room. It can move around the office to
make the attack on Count Drake or the guest your choice.
But if it moves out of range of the guest, the guest will get an
opportunity attack. It has already used its

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reaction. OK.
In that case, the steel defenderis going to run past it to
Narlawine, which is about 30 feet and he's got 40 feet of
movement. No, no, that's that's not
Narlawine. She's just drop him.
Just drop him. Just drop him.

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For those listening that was listening, the DM has picked up
the steel defender and moves himall the way towards the comas on
a don't. Worry.
Don't worry, some some listenerscan actually see what just
happened. I will say.
So I've wrestled control that. Very, very quiet joke.

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Just. Was.
Supposed to just be for you, butOK.
No, that's for. Everyone.
I love it so much. And with that, so I know some
potion feeding stuff is an action to actually do it, can I
bonus action feeding it to the defender and also use up the

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defender's action? Like would that count as like a
whole thing or do I need to use a full action of my own to feed
it? So you can command the steel
defender with a bonus action. Yes.
And so I would say the the steeldefender, since it's not
attacking it could use an actionto to manipulate a health potion

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and get the full benefit. So an Arlene kind of puts that
potion against the steel defender and the defender just
cranks, you know, out of close his mouth around it and like
knocks it back the same way he did that ham.
And he doesn't even open the he doesn't even open the potion.
He just swallows that entire thing, chewing it whole as the

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liquid pours down its gold as itpours down and sell it.
Murky red substance begins like a leak in a ship.
It's it's more of like an orangeliquidy substance.
See what what he ate before. Mixed with the health potion are
gurgling around inside the steeldefender and a sick liquid is

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coming out of the stab wound from the guest who just stabbed
it earlier, but it gets the fullhealth benefit.
I'm going to say this, I've never said it was a health
potion. Oh.
So an. Orange liquid An orange liquid
slides down the gullet of the steel defender.

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Wait, what did you feed it then?You'll find out on my next CERN.
The laugh. Yeah, OK, well, the Steel
defender has just become an attack drone of some kind.
The homunculus is gone. I, I am, I am going to use up

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some more of the Steel Defendersmovement and he's going to kind
of move over this way by the 2 tables.
OK, legendary action count Drakeis going to take another swing
here at Pebble. He he looks at Pebble and he

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looks at Bark Pebble, and he goes.
One of you is definitely more appetizing than the other.
I'm very decidedly a carnivore. OK, Pebble does a 19 hit.

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Yes. OK, this is not the same as a
bite. This is a unarmed strike Pebble.
You take eight points of bludgeoning damage, which for
you I believe would cut in half to 4.
Yeah. It is now Count Drake's turn and

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Count Drake is standing there. He, he bit you, he slashed at
you. And he looks around and holds
his hands up and he says yes, yes, it's dinner time.
We have one chorus, ah, ah, and pointing across at Narloween, 2

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choruses, ah, ah, pointing at the comas.
And he does that to everybody. And I'm not going to put
everyone. Ohh.
You have. To.
Yeah, yeah. You have to what are.
You seeing? As all the twitch listeners are

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like Oh my God make they. Said he has to.
Nope, he said. They said he has.
To they said you have to you. Said yes.
And then points at SIA and says 5 courses ah ah ah and she.

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Hold on, I'm just double checking to make sure I don't
have anything here before Pebbleabsolutely throws a fucking fit
at me. He is in range I believe sitting
here next to Thea and he is going to make an unarmed strike
at Thea. Pebble, if you would like to use

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your reaction, go ahead. I think I will.
OK, attack away. That's not going to do it an 11.
Does not do it, I'm afraid. OK, he comes up and he's going
to take a swing at you. Thea does a 28 hit.

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No. OK, you.
Are. Going to take no damage but he
does grapple you. Am I still able to do my
reaction if I'm going to be grappling?
What reaction? Hella Sharuk.
It's no damage, so could you read Hella Sharuk for us?

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OK. No, you're good there, ma'am.
You continue. OK.
So you are grappled by Count Drake?
So you just want a hug? Is that what you wanted?
He suddenly, almost like he phase shifts out of sight
between you and Pebble and suddenly is behind you and wraps

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an arm around your neck and he cranks your head to the side and
you feel him run one long sharp nail down the side of your neck
and he says yes, course #5 I think I will start with you my
dear. And he is going to make a bite

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attack on you with advantage with you being grappled in his
clutches there. That was so close to a Nat 20,
but it was only an 18, so it's a27 to hit.
No. OK, so that is going to be.

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Nothing. I slip away and I'm gone.
Magically, you take he rolled sobad three points of piercing
damage as you feel things sink into your neck, and then you
take another six points of necrotic damage and because he

(01:24:19):
has grappled you and bit into your neck, your Max health is
reduced by that six necrotic damage you took and he.
Oh, poop. On you regains 6 health on top
of the 20 health that he regained at the start of his

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turn. That I did not say out loud.
It's still his turn, so it's nota Mulligan.
You watch Pebble as as he shiftsover behind Thea.
You watch as the slash marks from your axes slowly stitched
themselves shut and he bites into Thea's neck and blood runs

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down the side of her neck and you see color come to his face.
And so that's that's the only added effect is Thea.
You are grappled and your maximum hit points were reduced
by that six necrotic damage. Go.
Ahead. That is the end of the vampire's
turn. Fangs still lodged in your neck.

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It is now Nokomis's turn. I thought he was a werewolf.
He is a werewolf. I mean, they still bite.
Yep, But Nokomis sees finally realizes what's going on.
Like this happened all so quickly.
First she was eating a ham, thenshe didn't like the ham anymore
because it was gross and it had hair on it still and it was

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gross. And, and then all of a sudden
now we're fighting people and there's vampires everywhere.
Just, it's been a whirlwind, folks.
So Nokomis has just snapped to it and she realizes like,
there's fangs in people's necks and shit.
The whole thing is just is, it'swild.
So Nokomis springs into action. I would like to.

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Let's see, I would like to cast Erupting Earth on our Drake
friend. Could you please read Erupting
Earth for everybody? We got everybody leveled up
before the house. We got some new cells going on
here. So erupting.
Earth. Choose a point where you can see

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in the ground within range. A fountain of churned earths in
stone erupts in a 20 foot cube centered on that point.
Each creature in that area must make a Dexterity, saving the
throw. A creature takes 312 bludgeoning
damage on a failed Saber throw. Additionally, the ground in that
area becomes difficult to rain until cleared.

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Each 5 foot square portion of the area requires at least one
minute to clear by hand. Where would you like that 20
foot square to be centered? I will point to it on the map.
I'm pretty sure you can do this without putting other people in
danger, but yeah, that's a good place.

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Yep, that's why I drew the circle right right on that
square. That the square is cooler than
the circle. I should have just used the
square. It's yeah, it's a 20, yeah, 20
foot cube. OK.
So definitely you erupt Earth right there.
It it also the table lurches as the floorboards shatter and

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earth shoots up and you know this, this is fun.
Pebble, could you give me a acrobatics save please?
Acrobatics. Check.
Yes, I can a save check or save.Which one do you want?
Acrobatics. Check.
OK, what I'm going to say that'dbe an 11.

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If it was a save, I'd get a + 2 from Theozora.
You as the as the ground erupts beneath the table, everything
goes kind of cattywonkus in thatbottom right corner of the
table. And you step on a plate and you
slide across the table right into the guest who is also

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standing on the table who had stopped the steel defender.
And you 2 like almost collide into each other as that corner
of the table is wrenched. No damage or anything happens,
but you're you're there tangled up with that.
I had them labeled as guests here, but they are familiars.
They are. They are under the control of

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Count Drake. Gotcha.
Gotcha. Yeah, I'm picking up what you're
putting down. Yep, Yep, Yep.
OK, Nokomis, that is a Dexteritysafe, you said?
That is correct. OK, Count Drake's decks is
pretty good, but let's give thisa of.
Let's give this a roll a 9 + 4 for 13.

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I believe that. Meets the beats it.
Oh, it is. Well, 13 is deck saves 13.
OK, but he still takes half damage.
So roll those D12 and let's let's get him some half damage.
3D12 looks he took 30 damage divided by 2:15.

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He is resistant to bludgeoning, so he takes eight points of
damage. OK.
I'm going to use a bonus action now, yeah.
Cool you have. On the guests, are the guests
not affected by the earth? Look like they're in that
square. Yeah, no thank you.
The guests did save, but he alsotakes half and he does not have

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resistance, so he takes the fall15.
Nice, I'd also like to use a bonus action for healing myself.
I can't imagine why. You know what, we just like to
drink toxic stuff sometimes. That's what us strudes do when
we're out in nature. We just like to put things in

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our mouths. In any case, I'm going to cast
Healing Word rank 2 on my. Sounds good.
And the healing word is toxins. Toxins.
And he almost up for 10 and thatis my turn.
Count Drake is going to use one of his legendary actions and

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continue to sink his fangs and chew on Thea's neck.
Thea does a 21 hit. Yes.
What is? What is your AC?
I'm I'm. I'm not trying to be.
It's six. It's 16.
OK, it's it's not. Shitty I'm I am asking in case
somebody wanted to cast shield or if anybody had any abilities.

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Boost your A again. No, I got my grade sword so no
shield. OK I I just wanted to make sure.
So he continues to bite into youand you take 4 points of
piercing damage and 13 points ofnecrotic damage.
That also reduces your Max health A.

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Fuck. OK.
How much? It was 17 total, 13 necrotic.
So your your Max health was reduced by 13.
Let's fuck it, Christ. And you hear the like.
Your stomach drops as you hear the sucking sound and feel his
tongue on your neck as he is actively drinking blood from

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your neck and heals himself for 13.
Good news guys, you have done a total of about 10 damage to
count Drake. That was his legendary action.
That was an Akomis turn. That brings us to Bragrenier OH.
Bragrenier's turn. All right?
Well, the guests haven't really done anything right besides the

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one moving over to block the defender.
That is correct. The rest are still sitting
eerily stock still at this exactmoment.
OK. I like the way you said that,
but I will just use the steel defender or not.

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The I will use little brother's movement speed, which is 30 I
believe. Checking.
Yeah, 30 feet. I'm going to move it up to
between the comas and the guest below her.
OK. And then I am going to bonus

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action give Sia a bardic. OK.
I'm going to move. I'm going to move forward so I
can do that. Around the table or up on top of
the table? I jumped over the table and ran
to this table. OK, so I'm going to drop a
bardic on Thea. OK, let me check that off with

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the clicks I'm going to I'm going to make this simple.
I'm just going to use my cantripstarry whist launch a mode of
light at one creature object within range.
Make a range still attack around, hit the target takes 1D8

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radiant damage. Sense I'm level 8 it's 2D8
radiant damage and emits Gen. light in a 10 foot radius and
cannot unfit from invisibility. I'm going to shoot that.
He's got a range of 60. Yeah, I'm going to hit Drake
with. That.
Hell yeah, roll that attack roll.

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That is a 17 to hit. That's a hit.
And is he weak to radiant? So I'm so glad you asked.
He is not he he. He's not weak to radiant so it
doesn't do extra damage. However, hitting him with

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radiant damage prevents him fromregenerating on his next turn.
Assam well. Then he is going to take. 10
damage from that. Fantastic.
He takes that full 10 damage andhe hisses very animalistically

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at you. I've told you we were here to
inspect your house. And I no, he can't talk you.
Things sank into Fia's neck. So.
You are failing the inspections,Sir.

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Don't know if you understood that, don't care if you did
Bragrenair. Anything else?
No, that that is my whole turn. That is, can we get little
brother on the board between theThomas and Gus?
Yeah, let's get a little. And the only action it can take
since I didn't control it is to dodge if attacked.

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And you put it between the comasand the guest.
Yes, yes, it. Good stuff, Thea, that brings us
to you. OK Thea is the getting the live
streamed Oliver. That is correct.
Yeah, I mean, does trying to like ungraph on myself from this

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fuck come as an action? So breaking a grapple so your
your movement while you're grappled your movement is 0.
You have disadvantage attacking others, but you have you can
roll normal attacking the personwho has you grappled.
Right. And do do do do.

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Let me see here. I'm pretty sure there is ADC to
break out of his grapple. Let me just double check.
Yes there there is an escape DC.So you would have to use an
action to try and break out of the grapple.
Or you could choose to attack him and remain grappled with
your action. It is up to you.
Well. I guess I'm just going to attack

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him. Yeah.
Well, he's behind me, so I can'treally use my sword right.
You. Absolutely can.
You can pull out your sword and you can jam it backwards in a
perfect stabbing motion right into him.
OK, well I guess I'm going to try that.
Well OK, well that sucks. So second attack I guess.

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OK, well that sucks so. Don't forget you have the
bardic. Yeah, you.
Do I don't? Bardic.
You get a 1D8. Roll to add to your attack roll.
I mean I guess I can try it, butmy highest roll is just 12.
I mean, I hit him with a 17. Yep.
Doesn't matter. Thank you, I'm fucked.

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Suck my blood, you stupid fucker.
I used to have your bonus actionif you would like to if you have
anything you'd like to do with that.
No. You can not.
Healing potion. I mean, yeah, if you've got a
healing potion on you, you coulduse one.
No. Okie doke after Thea, it is the

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guest's turn who is there next to Pebble, and they're going to
take a couple of stabs at Pebble.
OK. This familiar rolled.
Not great. It's a 16 to hit.

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Oh, that's a meter. Beats it.
OK, we're just going to do his second attack.
Then with that second attack is only a 13, so that is a miss.
That is a miss. OK, so he pulls out that same
dagger that he stabbed the steeldefender with and stabs it at

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Pebble. Pebble you are going to take it
is Piercing and the Chronic, butall of that is cut in half for
you. So it's nine points of damage
cut in half to 5. And.
That's it for him. Count Drake, with one arm
wrapped around Thea, points across the room at Narlawine and

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says don't overwork. The Lightning and Narloeen you
see as two of the stocks still familiars on either side of you
spring to life, both of them scrambling up onto the table
next to you. It is both of their turn in

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order, so I'm just going to combine them into a single set
of roles. You might not want to do that
because the bottom left one willhave disadvantage from the seal
defender. That's a good point.
So we're going to have him roll independently, rolled a net 20
and a 12 for 17 to hit. So what, what, What are we going

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with for the attack on? Computers disadvantage, so it's
a 17 to hit. Yeah, 17 wood, except for the
shield of lightning that just springs up surrounding me like a
Dome. Fantastic you it it hisses and
covers its eyes as you as you use your shield spell, blocking

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yourself with lightning. It's going to make it second
attack with disadvantage and it rolled A4 so 9 total is
definitely a miss. The other one is going to make a
couple of swings without disadvantage, so just swinging
normal. I literally rolled 218 so that's

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+5 to each of those for 23 and 23.
Yep, that was hit. That was beat 21.
OK so those hits not of the wingyou take 7 points of piercing
damage. OK, that takes away my 10 pills
and 14 points of necrotic damage.

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OK. And that is it for those
familiar. That was painful, yeah.
Both of them just stabbing at you, You're able to block 1 and
you shield up casting lightning between you and your steel
defender. But the other one comes up
behind and you feel a dagger just right into the back kidney
stab into you. And believe it or not guys, we

(01:40:59):
are back at the top of the turn order.
Round one. That was a long 6 seconds guys.
No shit. Pebble.
Is your turn. All right.
So what I'm going to do is I believe I am going to just sidle

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over here and counter grapple count Drake.
Counter grapple. I'm going to grasp his.
I'm grappling him to RIP him away from Thea.
Yeah. Interesting.
Yeah, and if you pull a grasp somebody who's grappling

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somebody else and and succeed, it breaks their grapple.
OK, So in this case, is it a contestant's strength or And so
I, I, I was just looking at thisa glass of the arm strike.
Yeah, in this instance, I think it would be a strength check

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because you're already like a contestant strengthening because
you're already grappling. That's fun.
You know, like. And you're trying to fight me.
Yeah, yeah. All right, all right.
And I do that with advantage because I am in a rage.
OK. And I've got.

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A + 4 to strength and he did an 18 but go ahead with your.
It didn't do it. I got a 13.
It didn't do it. I got a 13.
Oh. I got.
OK I got a gnat 1 and a 13 and a1043.
Advantage you. You do not grapple count Drake.

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OK, damn. And that was my action, wasn't
it? Yes.
Let me see bonus action as opposed.
I am going to hold on. Wait a minute.
I believe Second Wind also worksas tactical.

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Allow me to add 10 to AD 10 to that strength check.
It's when you fail in an abilitycheck, you can spend expend the
use of second wind and instead of regaining HP you roll A1 D 10
and add the the result to your ability check.
If the check still fails, the use of second wind isn't
expended. So you got an 18, I got a 13, I

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got to roll AD 10 and I have to get at least above A5.
Correct. So 5050 chance, yeah.
Yeah. You hear the love bells off in
the distance. Breathe, damn it.
All right. Oh well.
Use. Yeah.
And that was. And your bonus action.

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Yeah. All right.
I, I was trying to break that grapple.
That was my. It's a I mean, yeah.
Pebble, I want to get too close to this fucker.
He's going to drain you too. I got plenty of blood for the
both of us. I don't think so.
Count Drake you You feel the fangs pull out of your neck and
Count Drake points at Pebble andsays.

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Ah. Course one.
Ah ah, you are a snack, my little friend.
But we are. Can I kick him in the balls now
please? Can I use my reaction to kick
him in the balls now if his fangs are out?

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Technically no, but yeah, give me give me an attack roll.
God Dang it's not an attack roll.
Hellos rebuke is I got to do thenext day or just saving through
that guy. Get a dex at 13.
Doing a hellish rebuke. Oh.
Yeah. That's what I want to do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Hellish rebuke right to his

(01:45:04):
balls. He roll.
God. He is rolling so good.
I'm sorry, he got a 22. OK, well then he'll just take
half of whatever these shit rolls are.
OK, well like 10. So he takes 5.
OK, so 5 And is that fire damage?
Yes. He is not resistant to that, so

(01:45:25):
he takes all 5 of that. Nice.
Yeah, a ball of fire scorches his crotch and he jerks you once
in his arms and goes. No, no, my tasty get soon.
Just wait one moment. We were talking to your friend.

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The 2 feet of angry red meat. Yes, my.
Little and 1/2. Yes, 2 1/2 ah ah ah.
I'm going to rip your teeth out by the end of this.
Oh my dear, by the end of this you might have teeth like mine.

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Yeah, I don't think so. My little friend, wouldn't you
like to see your kit soon grow her own fangs?
Is she still talking? Pebble, could you please hold a
wisdom state thing throw? I can DC-17, I can cry.

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No, that's a nine. Pebble, you are currently
charmed by Count Drake. You you see Starlight swirling
in his eyes and his voice is just so weirdly soothing.
And you now realize Count Drake is your friend and you have been

(01:46:55):
so extremely rude by ruining hisdinner.
You are not technically under his control, but you have to
take his requests and actions inthe most favorable way you can,
and you are now going forward a willing target for his bite

(01:47:19):
attack. Now if any if the if count Drake
or any of the familiars do anything harmful to you, you can
repeat the saving throw. Otherwise, the effect lasts for
24 hours or until Count Drake isdestroyed.
I, I, I think I'm out of the fight, guys.

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My friend, please join us in thebanquet.
My little snack. OK.
What does Pebble do that that was his legendary action?
It is not technically your turn.It is now Narloween's turn.
Would bark? Would the manifestation of bark

(01:48:09):
disappear at that point? That's.
Because technically I can. I can remove it, release it with
no action. That's such an interesting dogma
to to ask yourself. Bark is an aspect of good and
love and and purity. And here you are termed by an
evil creature. So does your.

(01:48:31):
Alternatively, mud, as per some of the things that I gave up for
the usual thing to allow Archipelago to have a little bit
of its own, let's say intelligence, rather than, you
know, it just being an object that I can make fly.
Would it now do its own thing? That's that's giving a lot of

(01:48:53):
extra power to this subclass. Yep, that's why yeah, I'm I'm
cool with it disappearing. You hear the sound of bark in
your ears saying Pebble, no Pebble, Pebble, what are you
doing? No Pebble as the connection
between you and bark is severed.That brings us to Narlaween.
Well, well, well. Narlaween has some spring in his

(01:49:21):
steps and he would like to jump down into the fray.
Do you have something? For.
That you from taking opportunityattacks.
I do it's, it's just that I don't like them.
So go ahead and swing some opportunities for the guests
that's. Kind of what I thought.
OK, well one of them is still with disadvantage.
Yes. First one rolled A2 so that is a

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miss. Very close, very close. 1
rolling. Flat got a 17 + 5, so it's a 23
to hit. 23 hits, 22 to hit. 22 hits and I have 21 AC.
OK, then you are going to take. I just don't like opportunity
attacks, he says. 3 points piercing and seven points

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necrotic for 10 damage total. Well, well, well, you guys.
All leveled. Up like I had to up my game a
little bit, right? I have a spell.
Could you please read your special and I?
Will be you're familiar with this one.
It's going to be a a second level artifices of Thunder

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waves. Yeah, everybody knows about this
one. A wave of thunders force sweeps
out from under from you. Each creature in a 15 foot cube
originating makes a con save. On a failed save takes a 3D
eight Thunder damage and has pushed 10 feet away.
On successful save it take half as much.

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In addition, unsecured objects that are completely within the
area are automatically pushed 10feet away and the spell emits A
thunderous boom audible out to 300 feet, which should hurt any
kind of sensitive creatures ears.
I added the last part of flavor.Yep, OK.
And I will create the square foryou on the map.

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I was just going to ask who who are you getting caught up in it?
Well, as you can see, it's on the line of Drake and not on the
line of Thea. So the guests that I am standing
on top of and Sir Drake. Give me a Narcana check.
I'm going to say DC-12 with. Advantage.
DC-12 you avoid Thea. 18. OK.

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Is it dexaved? It is on save and throw Con OK
Oh con of 15. Well, count Drake rolled a 2 + 4
for six. He's he's going to take 10
Thunder damage. And he is not resistant to

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Thunder, so he takes that full 10 damage.
The familiar sitting next to you.
Almost. No, I'm in his lap.
Yeah, he almost vaporizes under the wave that hits him, turning
into a mushy red misted puddle at your feet.

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Hey, we've seen those. Before Narlawine, anything else
you would like to do? Yeah, you're going to have to
shove Drake. Do you want me to to show you
where you should? You should put them over here
and see it away. So I'm, I'm going to, I'm going

(01:52:44):
to give it to you. I'm going to say it shoves him
away and Thea is no longer grappled.
You're not only going to give itto me, I look this up and
Thunder Wave does break a grapple.
I'm going to give it to you Thea.
You are free. However, Pebble regarding count
Drake as a friend, your Sentineldoes not activate.

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But Thea's opportunity attack. She used her hellish rebuke, I
believe. Yeah, and the last turn or this
one, because the top of the turnorder was better than me.
Yeah, because I'm last than the turn order.
You know what? Yeah, I'll give it to you.
Thea take a swing at him as he'sshoved away by the Thunder wave.

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OK, I'm going to add guided strike.
Yeah. So that's a 25 to hit.
That definitely hits. And I'm going to add my smite.
What kind? As well a mind my divine smite.
Hell yeah. No shining.
Wait, wait, no. Where is it?
It's shining smite. OK, could you read Shining Smite

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for everybody? The target hit by the strike
takes an extra 2 to 6 radiant damage from the attack.
Until the spell ends, the targetsheds bright light in a 5 foot
radius. Attack rolls against it have
advantage, and it can't benefit from the invisible condition.
That's you. You don't even know how how
beneficial that is to you right now.

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He he can't go invisible. It could.
It says it can't benefit from the invisible condition.
Yeah, OK, I'm gonna rule some damage there's.
Some damage. He also.
Still. Still uh huh.
That's correct 'cause it's radiant.
Well no, that radiant damage is still applying from when Bragg

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hit him. So at the start of his newt's
turn he he will not gain any regeneration.
So that's an 8 with the great sword, and now he's wounded as
well. And then the Shining Smite is an
extra 7, so 15 if I can mask correctly.

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Yeah. And what kind of damage is that
7? Is it radiant damage?
That was the radiant damage. Yeah, hell yeah.
So he's he's definitely not regenerating anything.
And the 8 is cut to four for theslashing, but he takes the full
radiant so he takes 11 points ofdamage.
And so he'll he, he'll have the wounding effect on him too.

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Good fucker. Yep, and that's at the start of
his turn, correct? At the start of its turn, it'll
take 1D4 necrotic damage each time until he can make ADC 15
Con save. Fantastic Narluene and Thea
clutch spell and reaction Narluene.
It is still technically your turn.

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Anything else that you're doing over there?
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead. Dude.
I'm going to go ahead and command the steel defender to
slide at Count Drake's. He's going to jump up onto the
table, flap his useless little wings, and then he's going to be

(01:56:01):
right over here protecting Bragg, and he's going to go
ahead and exhale. OK.
At Count Drake, Yeah. And I would like Count Drake to
do a deck save. OK, he has not been doing
awesome on those lately. Let's do another one.
Oh, the good rules are back. Dirty 20.

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All right, let's do 4D6 and he can take half damage.
Fantastic. What kind of damage is it?
Oh. It's going to be.
Fire. He takes full fire damage all.
Right, so 14. So half he takes 7 damage.
Yep, 7 damage and let's see where we are on the map.

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I think he's going to go ahead and like just slide.
I hate having his things so big.Just trying to like make him
within 5 feet of the guest and Drake.
Oh yeah, we're good. I ended my turn there.
OK, it is Count Drake's turn again.
Count Drake looks at Pablo and says.

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My little friend, you need to stop that science elf over
there. Excuse me, no the total.
One, not the short. One No.
You are also saving for later. Good behave.
No. So.

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He can't command me to. He can't command me to attack.
Right. So he can't command you, but so
the way that as written, you're not under his control, but you
take his requests or actions in the most favorable way you can
and you are a willing target to being bit.

(01:57:50):
OK, so I have to attempt to attack Narloin.
On your. Grapple.
Yeah. Is it attack narloin or gravel?
Slice him up with those fancy axes of yours.
Ah, ah, he specifies. OK.
So with that boy and Arloin, youreally gave him a good shove

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there. Thea's over there.
Pebble is now charmed. He doesn't really like the Steel
Defender 'cause it's not flesh and blood.
So Count Drake can't turn invisible either because of

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Thea. No.
He's got, he's got double lightson him.
Yeah, he's got he's in a difficult terrain too.
Yeah, he is. OK, so I'm I'm double checking
this. He is going to misty step.

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I'm not seeing anything about itrequiring him to be in shadow in
order to misty step. It's not a shadow step, it is
just a flat misty step. So he is going to look around
and say on second hand, perhaps I do need a little wood elf

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snack. Uh oh.
And disappears in a bright puff of smoke and mist and appears
behind Nicomas. No, I had injury.
He is going to try to grapple you.
Nope. How far is this man's misty
step? Mine's limited.

(01:59:45):
I'm going to try to seduce him. Finally are.
You cheating on Parceval? Spot Mommy's got to do what Spot
Mommy's got to do. Arceval and her are no longer
together. Yeah, no.
Yeah, no, I'm sorry. That was a good point that

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Narloeen brought up. He actually, he does count.
Drake is able to use his misty steps to cover 30 feet, and then
he is able to use his regular movement, brightly jumping up on
top of the table and running up to Nokomis.
And Nokomis, he is going to takea swing at you to try to grapple
you. You're saying no, you're going

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to try to seduce him. Yeah, I would like to try to
seduce him with my assets, if she will.
I mean, she probably hasn't seensomeone as pretty as me in quite
some time I'd imagine. OK, we're going to we're going
to start here. OK, He's a vampire, so I'm going
to ask you Nokomis, give me a quick Perception check.

(02:00:53):
That's a 12. All three of the guests sitting
at your table are incredibly gorgeous women, a 1/2 fork
woman, a high elf woman, and AI don't know, a really sexy goblin
lady. Caleb Drake does not lack for

(02:01:15):
attractive familiars. He seems in fact to have a type.
Yeah, but are they warm blooded like me?
He smiles and he goes. Yes, in fact they are.
They are my familias and I'm done with this line of

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seduction. Does a 26 hit.
Yeah. He is going to grapple Nicomas
and Nicomas. He is going to use his second
attack to bite you with advantage.
Does a 22 hit. Yep.
OK, well you are wearing some very specific armor.

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I believe you are resistant to necrotic, is that right?
That is correct. OK, so you are going to take
five points of piercing and 11 points of necrotic.
That is cut in half to six. So you're going to take a total

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of 11 damage and your Max healthis reduced by 6.
And I This is why I was so stunned you guys were casting
aid back-to-back earlier becausethat was so counter to what
Drake can do. It was fantasy Nakomis swap

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mommy. You are grappled and he sinks
his fangs into your neck, but heis still impacted by the
radiance and does not gain any health this turn.
You, however, are wrapped up in his arms, fangs deep in your
neck, blood running down into your necrotic armor.

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I. Mean definitely seducing him.
Yes, with his teeth in your neck, he says.
You are seduced. Yes.
I look back in the eyes and tellhim no, he's the one that's
seduced. You like this?
Yes, I kind of liked it. I do.
And. Nicomas gets closer to him.
It's your turn, Nicomas Swamp. Mommy.

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Buxom wood elf played by a middle-aged New York guy?
Yes, please go ahead. Nokomis slides her neck deeper
into his fangs. Perfect.
God damn it, I'm. Going to take an extra 2 points
of damage because I want to. OK, two points of.
Damage. Yep, thank you.

(02:03:50):
All right. And now I'm going to, I'm going
to heal myself. Fantastic idea, watch yourself
only heal for two. Was that a moan I heard from
that side of the room? Who knows?
All right, I'm going to use a healing word third level on
myself. The healing word is oh baby,

(02:04:12):
it's 2 words. I healed for 16.
Wow. And I'm going to heal myself
again because I could do this all day, baby.
Let's go. You got the health drainer with
the health giver. Yes, Sir.
All right, I'm going to heal myself again.
Actually, you know what I'm going to do?

(02:04:33):
I'm going to do this is better. This is a better bonus action.
I'm going to use my bottom of the summer court and I'm going
to use up. Let's see, four of my Fate
energy pool dice. There's I have 76.
OK, let's go. I'm going.
To roll 46 and I rolled in 11. Nice back up to 53 Help once,

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thank you very much. I give the Drake a little
curtsy. Is that the end of your turn?
Yes. He is going to use a legendary
action to bite harder into your neck.
Hit me harder, puppy. Exactly, exactly that.
And he says yes, you're so seduced. 23 to hit.

(02:05:18):
Yes. All right, you're going to take
4 points of piercing and 14 necrotic cut in half to 7.
Moist. So your Max health is reduced by
another 7. Done.
Easy. Yeah, if you say so.
This is getting choppy guys. Not really no good.

(02:05:40):
Judge me by my mathematical computations.
I can do this for another 3 rounds.
Great. I.
Love that for you. OK, that brings us to brag
Grenier. I am going to run the other
direction to the northwest, OK. I'll be jumping up on the table.

(02:06:00):
Right on top of that bottom food.
Yeah, there you go. And with my bonus action, no
brother is going to move around the Fomis.
We'll attack Drake. OK, let me go to that.
So I am going to do a spell attack.

(02:06:23):
So that would be a 21 to hit fora little brother.
That is a hit. That's going to be 12 damage or
11 damage. What kind of damage is it?
Piercing force. Force.
OK, yeah, he takes all of that. So that is my bonus action I.
Believe commanding little brother.

(02:06:45):
Yep. Yep.
And then you know what I'm goingto, I'm going to cast a third
level Dissonant Whispers on Drake, so I need a wisdom save
from him. Wisdom save.
OK, let me go back over to here.He only has a + 2 to Wisdom, so

(02:07:07):
let's give this a roll. Just give me an out one for
once, Mud. Says 17 + 2.
OK, well, he saves what? Were you casting?
Failed this one was for sauna. Failed save, successful save,
you still take half damage and Icast it at third level so wow.

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Out of 5D6 I got 14 damage. Half and that is psychic damage,
so 7. Still doesn't like it.
And that is all that I can do. All right, that.
How do you believe I told A1? Will bring us to another one of

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his legendary actions. He can only bite once as a
legendary action, but he can do his unarmed strike and he is
going to dig his claws into Nokomis.
Like like nails digging into your back, shredding into your

(02:08:17):
Nokomis, rolling with advantage.He got a Nash 20.
Now you have my attention. Yeah, you feel claws dig into
your back, scraping along your spine as it punches through your
armor. And you are going to take so 17

(02:08:40):
points of it's, it's technicallybludgeoning damage.
That's it. That's it.
Easy. This is my normal health 25.
I'm I'm used to this. This is my happy level.
Nat 20 back Scratches has Pyro'swriting in the chat.

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Boy. OK, that is his legendary action
that will then bring us to Thea.OK, Thea, Thea's got no fluid.
What the heck she wants to do? So I think I'm going to move a
little bit. Sure.
So that I can get a clear line of sight.

(02:09:23):
OK for him. I mean, the range is 120 feet
and it's going to have two beams.
Fantastic, So. I quit, I'm leaving, I'm closing
off, I'm closing off the tabs and mending the stream, and I'm
leaving Discord right now. Why did you say that Mud?

(02:09:44):
What did you? It's fine.
It's fine, I haven't rolled yet.OK, I was gonna say I don't see
the. Rolls.
I didn't. I didn't jinx it.
I rolled. I rolled a 16. 16 meets it beats
it. You know it's a hit.
Cool. All right.
Well then, two beams are going right to this to this
motherfucker. Fantastic.
Cool, so one is 8 damage and theother is 2.

(02:10:07):
So that's 10. It's force damage.
Force damage. Awesome.
Correct. Everybody, I just have to say
something real quick. He takes the full force damage
to you. Fantastic Elder to blast.
Misses my has returned home and she is mortified by the sound of
the garage and I assured her that it could easily be cut but

(02:10:32):
she has made-up for it. Yes.
She has made-up for it. She has brought me a full bottle
of hot sake. Yep.
I was just about to say. No misses my You punish him,
reward us. Yes.
Yeah, I've. Got to I've got to be the one to
edit it out. Has to edit it out, so you need

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to reward them, not me so. Yeah, we're getting drags here
with. That.
Everybody you can choose to cut this or not misses mud.
Everybody gets one bardic inspiration.
Nice. Oh.
Cool. Gifts of.

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Yeah, Bardic inspiration. Can I use my bonus action now?
This is mud. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Missus Mudd, I just need you to know that he is currently teeth
deep in SWAT mommy while giving her aggressive back scratches
and she's momenting. Yes, this is.

(02:11:36):
True, Nick Comus is moaning, teeth deep in her neck while
getting back scratches in the form of a claw attack.
Feels good. Yeah, she said.
Yeah, that's kinky. Yeah, we like that.
Yeah, she is walking away. I apologize for the
interruption. No, never.
Thea, let's get that bonus. Yes, yeah.

(02:11:59):
OK, my spiritual, my spiritual weapon.
So we're going to try that, OK, And see if it hits, hits him.
Yeah, OK. Does an 18 hit.
Absolutely. Cool.
That's nine damage. That slashing bludgeoning.

(02:12:21):
Force damage. For more force damage.
OK. How much was it?
Yeah, 8-9. Let me pull it up.
I think it's nine. It was 9.
Awesome. And the.
So 19 total. 19 total. Thank you.
Yeah, he's suddenly not looking super great.
Yeah, take that, you fucker. With with his teeth sunk into

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Nokomis, he pulls back, gore falling down his chin and
dripping all over Nokomis's shoulder and neck.
He says don't worry you, you don't have to be jealous.
Your turn will come again. I'm sorry, is somebody talking
right now? Yes, me.

(02:13:09):
Do you? 1st.
My Woodhouse though, See anything else for your turn
there? I flick him off.
That's about it. OK, he flips you off back.
All right, guys, that's going tobring us to some of these
familiars. One of them is going to take a

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couple swings at the steel defender.
Does he get disadvantage when attacking the steel defender or
does that only if it's attackingsomeone else?
Only others. Only somebody besides the steel
defender. OK, So the first one is going to
take a couple quick swings. At Steel Defender.
He rolled 2 elevens so that's 1616.

(02:13:52):
Just double checking his AC. Yeah, I know.
We raised it. It's not normal.
His natural is 15 and then I don't remember.
I think he got +2 with the barding or he got plus one.
You didn't write it down. I'm trying to check the note OK.
While you're checking the notes on that, I'm going to move over
to the other ones who are 1 is going.

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Plus one plus 16/16/16 AC. So it's meets and beats it.
OK, Steel defender is going to take some damage here.
OK? Does the Steel defender have
resistances to anything he has? Damage, immunity of poison
condition immunities of charm, exhausted poison.

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And he cannot be surprised. OK, so this is all piercing and
necrotic, so he takes 20 points of damage total from both
attacks. Painful.
He's good. This guest just stabs into the
steel defender and then smaller fangs open in his mouth and he
bites into the steel defender teeth like scraping and grating

(02:14:58):
with that awful nails on a chalkboard sound as that
familiar tries to bite into the steel defender mindlessly.
The other one, it's going to we're we're we're about table
hopping. This other one's going to run
and jump and it's coming at Braggren Air and Bragg.
It's going to make a couple of stabs at you and.

(02:15:23):
I'd lock it with some dagger in my back.
He rolled awful both times he got a 12 and a 15.
Oh, he still hits once. 15 is a hit.
Yep. OK, Ragrenier takes three points
of piercing damage, 7 points necrotic damage, 10 total.

(02:15:48):
I am resistant to necrotic. OK awesome.
So then you take 37 points of damage total.
It came in. All right.
And then the last familiar who is up and aggressive is going to
charge at Thea and jump off the table, tackling at Thea daggers

(02:16:09):
out Thea. Yeah.
Does he rolled a 21 and a 11? So I believe that's only one
hit. Correct.
So Theo will take 4 points of piercing and eight points of
necrotic, 12 total unless you have your own resistances.

(02:16:33):
No. OK.
That's it for the familiars as the one jumps from table to
table, crashing into Braggrenier, stabbing him in the
side of 1 jumps off the table. Like just WWF style jumps off
the table, arms raised and laid out and stabs into Thea.

(02:16:54):
And we are at the part of this fight that I have been dreading
since it happened. Pebble, it is your turn.
Darwin, why are you pushing thisguy?
He's just trying to help us out.He.
Did not ask for consent before biting.
You always ask for consent, Pebble.

(02:17:15):
Ladies and gentlemen, that is why he's a bad guy.
There are forms you have to fillout.
We. Were here for an inspection,
Dang it. You know, clearly he was just
trying to, you know, show us some hospitality.
Why are you guys all attacking him?
All I got to say, Pebble, is what you do next really, really

(02:17:37):
tells us what you think about consent.
Do I? Got it?
Pebble slowly walks up to her friend, you know, and punches
him in the balls. No, that's not what he said to
me. OK, nice guy I.

(02:17:58):
Suppose I've got a. You don't have to swing
luckless. No.
Oh, there's a 12 hit. It doesn't.
Oh no, I missed. There's my.
Come on. You're still raging.

(02:18:25):
No, I'm not. Yes, you are.
Charmed with rage, he. Didn't do damage last turn.
How is he raging? Yeah, I didn't do damage.
No I didn't do damage last turn and I was trying to rage.
Has got to be broken. Did you take damage last?
Turn so rules is written. It does say that rage does not

(02:18:46):
end from a charm effect, but I think you're right.
You did not do any damage last turn.
And if you guys want to be little rule Nazis, I will say
Pebble in a rage. I.
No lane can take it. Roll some damage.

(02:19:06):
OK. Wait, why?
OK. Second hit with a 19. 19.
No, I have 21 AC. O21 AC Oh so a 19 doesn't hit?
Why? Shield is a reaction.
Yeah, and what stopped me from using it, OK.
Well, you didn't say you were using it.

(02:19:30):
You know what I'm saying? Is a seal what this it was?
To describe how you use a cell as a reaction to deflect Pebble
hitting you with her axe. And how that makes you feel as
Pebble swings at me and I see this battle axe just going right

(02:19:52):
at my head. Vines from the false shadow, you
know, Pebble, the the bark Pebble on the ground just
reaches up and just restrains his head and it doesn't hit me.
Good narration. All right, see, that's what I'm
talking about. Because the the Echo is gone,

(02:20:16):
but like from the ground, like where it was, it's just like
it's, it's kind of going againsthim now because now Pebble is
evil, but the Echo was always good.
All righty, Pebble, it is still your turn.
You have a bonus action. Bonus action can I?

(02:20:36):
I can't try to break this with abonus action.
Or. Charmed.
Yeah. That is what makes count Drake
so freaking deadly. Pebble is going, you know,
realizing she just attacked one of her friends.
She is going to do something that she has never, ever, ever

(02:20:59):
done. She is going to run and under
this table, Crouch down and curlinto a ball and cry.
She is under the table, head in her knees, weeping.
She lost bark. She attacked NAR Lewin.

(02:21:20):
She doesn't know why everybody'sfighting.
You know this guy who's just trying to show some hospitality.
I almost said horse brutality, hospitality, showing us some
hospitality, and she just doesn't understand what's going
on. Her head's swimming and she's

(02:21:41):
freaking out. All right.
That is my turn. OK, Narloeen, that brings us to
you all. Right, so Narloeen is going to
fireball at Count Drake. OK.
There's a 21 hit. 21 is a hit. 12 fire damage.

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He takes the full 12 damage do. You hear Pebble praying to bark
under the freaking table. That is your action.
Steel Defender is going to go ahead and it's he's going to
repair himself for a 2D8 plus proficiency bonus.
OK, it's going to be. 9. But nearly as helpful as he

(02:22:30):
would have liked. Hey, healing for 9 is still
healing for 9 all. Right, let's Yeah.
And I guess he'll try to run away from the guests now.
So opportunity attacking buddy. He's going to run away.
OK? Yep, 11 + 16.

(02:22:50):
Pizza, pizza. Yeah, OK.
Steal the Fender takes 11 pointsof damage.
All right. That ends my turn OK.
It is count Drake's turn and I was listening for it.
So you guys tell me if I'm wrong.

(02:23:12):
I don't believe you did not hit with rating image.
Nope, I thought about it. He regains 20 hit points as he
regenerates health and he is going to bite again.
More ripping and shredding into Nikomis neck.

(02:23:35):
That's a 24 to hit Ikomis, yes. OK.
That will this is intoxicating, 5 points of piercing damage and
15 points necrotic. So that's cut in half to 8 and

(02:23:57):
reduces your Max health by 8 as well.
So 20 total or I'm sorry, no, sorry, 813 total, but 8 of it
was necrotic. That's reducing your Max health.
And he's gonna take another clawattack with his second attack.

(02:24:17):
Like he's he's, he's kind of kind of happy They're just
draining your health and healinghimself, which he did heal
another 15 points from drinking your blood does a 17 hit.
Yep. OK, the the claw's given you a
back scratch. Do an additional, not not much,

(02:24:42):
actually, an additional eight points of bludgeoning damage.
OK. And he is going to, with you
grappled, just pull you around alittle bit so you're facing all
your friends. And he is standing behind you,
teeth sunk into your neck. And that will bring us to you,

(02:25:05):
Nikomas. That was exhilarating, all
right. Just.
What's? A legendary attack.
I'm going to heal myself, of course.
OK, let's see. We're going to use Healing Word
rank 3. OK.

(02:25:27):
And that heals me for 21 and then I'm going to do it again.
Much needed. I can only do Healing Word
first, Frank, but I can actually, let's see.
Yes, And that healing Word is going to be box.

(02:25:50):
Healing Word is box, so do some more healing for yourself.
It's healed 6. All right.
I think that puts you at full health.
It it even if your full health is reduced?
No, it's not, but it's good enough, all right.
And that's going to be my. Turn with one of his legendary

(02:26:12):
actions. He shouts at Pebble, and he
shouts. My little snack, my friend, can
you hear me? I will say no.
Unfortunately, no. Stop this sleeping, it's

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unnecessary. You will join us for dinner by
making your friends dinner. Kill them.
All she goes to the oh, she goesto the kitchen.
Kill them. All my little snack.
This. This sure as hell feels like a

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command. It's a suggestion, so you don't
have to do it, but you have to try to do it as as close as you
can. And I'm being kind of shitty by
using very specific language in a battle.
Yeah, I mean, I I have to followthe suggestion.
Sounds like a command spell to me.

(02:27:17):
So. And I'm, I'm reading it, he's
he's a tiny bit homebrewed, but this part really does follow out
of the book for a vampire and. Yeah, no, I know.
That's the language as written. It says you have to, in the most
favorable way, do as told. I mean, that's that's command.

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So all right, I'll just call it what it is.
There might be a whole new campaign of Count, Drake and
Pebble. Yeah, right.
Paolo's going to run up the Steel defender and attack it.
It's it's not your turn that that was his legendary act
yelling at you. I'm sorry that that's just the
next instruction. He he has to use a legendary

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action to give an instruction, but it is now actually Bragg's
turn. Sorry, I didn't mean to throw
you off there. All right, well, I'm going to
ignoring this guest I'm going touse.
Well, first I'll do my my littlebrother's attack with the spell

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attack. So that's 22 to hit D 10 + 3.
So that is another 11 damage. OK, that's 11 force damage.
Yep, and then I'm going to He's behind no comments, isn't he?

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Yes. I'm going to move and take the
opportunity to actually go off behind little brother.
OK. So for the listeners, I am
putting myself in the northwest corner.
Behind Drake. So that guy is going to get an

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opportunity attack. Only a 14 Does a 14 hit to be
yes. So when we get to the big city,
we're going to find some better armor for Bragg, right guys?
My armor's magical. 4D four and he rolled A444 and A315 damage.

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As you try to run away, the guest familiar standing behind
you grabs on the dagger in your back and Yanks on it, and it
doesn't come free, but it does 15 points of damage.
Ouch. All right.
You still have your accents. Yep, I am going to sorry, whisk,

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sorry, whisk his ass again. That is a 16 to hit.
That is a hit. But it's. 10.
Radiant damage and. Fantastic, he is gonna all of
that and his healing is suscended for around.

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Only one total damage. I knocked off one point from his
original heel. So he healed, what, 35 that
round? Yeah, yeah, 35.
So. But he's looking hurt now.
He healed 14 that round now guys.
He's biting into nick comas and he goes, What Will you not pass

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out? Why are you still standing?
Oh, we're just getting started, baby doll.
Brag. Anything else?
I'm going to stop speech to Nicomas for say if you don't

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have to heal next round you should chill touch.
OK, I could. I could touch him.
Do you want me to touch him? OK.
Yeah, yeah, show him, show him. Swap Mammy's affection.
I will touch him. Wait a minute.
Hold on. OK, I think that brings us to
Thea. I believe so.

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Let's go Thea, you got 1 angry familiar tangled up with you
and. OK yeah I think I'm going to do
the Aldridge Blast and I want tohit the guest in front of me and
I want to hit Drake since I get 2 beams.
Let's go easy to hit AC scene you got.
That OK? OK, so the first attack is a 17

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and the second attack is a 22. Both hit roll some damage.
So first damage is going to be an 8.
OK. And then the second damage is
going to be a 10. He is looking really messed up
as you launch this Eldridge blast across the room.

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It phases the side of his face and his hair singes and crawls
back and you see like pieces of flesh and meat from his face fly
away and his shoulder is burned and he Yanks his fangs out of
Nokoma's shrieking. This guy is very killable.

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OK, so that was awesome. What about the guest in front of
me? They look perfectly healthy.
Oh OK, yeah, you look flawless. Starved, decrepit, you know,
little gaunt, little thin. She's gorgeous, beautiful, but
otherwise, you know, looks like a a vampire slave.

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Yeah, OK, cool. So then as my bonus action, I'm
tossing my bag to Pebble and I'mshouting out to Pebble Pebbles,
you have to open the bag. I've got the best rock
collection in there that you could ever imagine.
I got the big ones, I got the medium ones, small ones, shiny,

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whatever you can think of. They are all in there.
They're just for you. I've been saving it for this
specific moment. Rocks.
Yes, whole collection is more than you can count on your
fingers and toes, all right. And she throws the bag over.
I I toss Pebble my my my little bag of whatever it's called.

(02:33:33):
Fantastic. Yeah, I think I have a bag of
holding with some stuff in it. Yeah.
My the the one bag. You got like.
That his bags. The one bag that was identified.
Yeah. Yeah, the flavor.
Yeah, that one. OK.
Anything else there with your turn?

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I look at the guest and and I I asked them how how is your skin
so flawless right now? Her head like cocks to the side
and she opens her mouth showing small things and she says.

(02:34:17):
Oh, I'm going to have to. I'm going to have to get that
kind of product. Thanks.
Yeah, No, no, no discernible words or language come out.
I love that so much. She runs her fingers through her
hair. She blushes.
The. Tiniest amount of a red blush.

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Girl. Yeah, little blood she has
available. I'm going to run through the
familiars real quick runs. One is running up on Narloeen.
He got a 16 and a 21 to hit. So that's one miss, one hit.
I think both hits oh, both are going to hit well the.

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Shield is done from the previousround because it's good for one
round. OK.
All right, all right. So one round is like, I don't
know how we're measuring the round.
I'm assuming that actually, I guess they're at the bottom of
the turn order. So my shield is still active
from when I got swung on by the.So it.

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By the axis. The regular shield spell.
Right. Yeah, it says duration one
round. So, yeah, casting time duration
one round, Yeah. So it's still.
Up. Until this, all right, then just
21 hits, OK. So then he is going to do 13

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points of damage, the one that'son the table near Nokomis and
brag it she's just running towards the closest person.
It just runs up and starts stabbing at Nokomis while Drake
is looking very scared, drinkingNokomis blood.
It's going to take a couple stabs at Nokomis.

(02:36:04):
I would like to try to seduce them.
You might get away with it. They rolled A14 and A-15. 14
misses me, 15 meets it beats it.OK, so you are going to take 12
points of damage, but how how? How do you distract it from

(02:36:24):
stabbing you a second time? I gently run my fingers through
their hair as they get close from their previous stab and I
whisper to them. Oh, you like blood?
Do. You she she also like the the
teeniest tiny like her ears justturn a little red and her second

(02:36:45):
dagger stab at you was very halfhearted and last familiar is
running her fingers through her hair and then says ack ack ack
and takes a couple of swings at Sia rolled A2 and A14 for 19.
And that's one. SO11 is a hit.

(02:37:07):
Yeah, the 19 is a hit. Yeah, Sia will take 11 points of
damage. OK, that is it for the
familiars. We are back at the top with
Pebble. Pebble.
All right, so. I'm going to, I'm going to bend
the rules here. Hold on, hold on.
Let's see if we can do this smart.

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OK. OK, so I noticed that Sia had
thrown the bag of creation at me, which I she tells me there's
rocks in it. So I tell count hang on one
second. You know, most gracious host.
I, I, you know, my friends are being very rude.

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I apologize. But one of them gave me a bag
with a gift in it and I got to check that out.
And then I'll get to attacking all the people who are bugging
you. And I opened the bag of
creation. OK.
Which Which, if you recall the way that that's written with
when a new person opens it, it sucks them into the pocket

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dimension with Poppy and Arnold.That required an attunement.
That wasn't attunement. No, you kept to attune during
rest well. Tactically pebbles resting the
table. She didn't.
She didn't attune to it before she opened it.
She. I did, yeah.

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She she was in the process of itwas being.
Well, we were like walking towards the building.
You were in, you were, you were in Torque's lab.
You were like sitting there while they were talking about
things and you were attuning to your bag when you got sucked in
Pebble I. Really.
I climb in. I really like this line of

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thinking. I'm going to ask you to do
another Wisdom save to see whichwhich intrusive thought wins.
Are you supposed to attack CountDrake's guests, or do you need
to look at the rocks in the bag?It's a Wisdom save, DC-17.

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I'm going to give you the chanceto be preoccupied by the bag.
OK, Wisdom save. Everyone skids party from this
is mud. Yeah, I was.
Just typing that in our group chat.
Oh. My God, I got.
I wrote the 2. Pebble a lock roll.

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Yeah, yeah, you've got. Three of.
Those. So I roll again.
Yeah, that's an excellent use ofthat.
I rolled it nine. Let me use my bardic that would
it has to be. Bardic won't even get you.
Bardic won't even get me there, Damn.
Unless it's AD 10 of bardic. What?

(02:40:00):
What level of bardic? Was it Mud?
Well, they're from Missus Mudd, so if I give you anything less
than AD 10, she's going to be upset with me.
So go ahead with AD. 100. I saw.
Someone all 2 D 20s at the same time, you can do this.
Please. You need an 8 or better.

(02:40:23):
All right. Take a flash of genius.
OK. What do I add for a flash of
genius? You maniac Marine.
A what? D3 No, just flat 3.
It's a flat 3. It's a flat three you.
So you pass. 18 meets it. 17 meets it beats it.

(02:40:43):
Or 18 beat, I beat it. I'm so strong, excited that.
Only took a little bit of everyone Pebble.
Oh my God. So very preoccupied as you are
looking for rocks in the bag. I got the arm shoulder deep into

(02:41:05):
it. Thea What's your health sitting
at? 16.
You might have just saved your life.
Oh, I mean I am anticipating to fucking die here.
But imagine if it had been Pebble that did it.
I mean, that would have sucked and he would not be lying in my
house no more. Oh, my goodness, guys.

(02:41:28):
Oh, I thought I was going to have.
I thought I was going to hurt you guys.
That brings count. Drake is looking.
Well, Darlene is going to get out of range of Pebble.
I'm sorry, wait, do I get the section?
Well, it's no longer. You can charm bonus action are.

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You are you at a bonus action? So hold on, it's not a save to
break the charm. This this was a me gifting him
the ability to be distracted andnot attack his friends on this
turn. So.
OK. I'll have your bonus action but
I I'm sorry if I wasn't clear, Iwas giving you the ability to

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not kill Thea. And for my bones came.
Together and made it happen. For my bonus action, I'm can I
can I spend my bonus action and my reaction to attune to this
bag? That has to be done during a
rest. But I'm.
Sacrificing actually kind. Of.
OK, OK. OK.

(02:42:31):
OK. OK.
All right, Sorry. Go ahead now, Lewin, I thought.
I thought I wasn't charmed anymore.
All right, so we're ending your turn, then we're going to mine.
Jeez. So I ran away from Pebbles
range. So I'm on the far left end of
the map and I load a bolt of lightning into my heavy crossfow

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and I shoot said crossfow can't drink.
All right, roll that attack. Roll 2020 is a hit.
I'm going to do it again. Do it again.
I believe those are made of wood, aren't?
They 18. 18 is a hit. Doesn't wood do extra damage to
the vampires? I will say this you would say if

(02:43:21):
somebody had OK Nope it doesn't apply sorry I there there is
some specific language about a piercing wood attack to the
heart, but it has to be while the vampire is incapacitated.
Oh. So you made me double check but
OK roll damage. 11:00 So we have19 piercing damage.

(02:43:44):
OK. We have 3 lightning.
Damage that is cut in half to 10.
And then what was the lightning?3.
OK, he takes the full 3. And he still has the he can't
heal but from the radiant damageuntil wet.
Until his next turn. And he goes one on the turn

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order. So he's already gone this round,
so if nobody hits him with radiant damage this round, like
since after his last turn, then he will regenerate, but if he's
hit with radiant damage again between now and his next turn,
he will not regenerate. OK, so we're going to go ahead
and ignore the steel defender and do Branding smite spell.

(02:44:32):
Wait, he's still he's still under radiant damage from me.
OK, so I don't need to do it. So my next turn.
So you did it. He did not regenerate on his
turn which came after yours. So if we go all the way through
the turn order and it comes backto count Drake and nobody has
hit him with radiant damage, then he will heal.

(02:44:53):
No, it's supposed to go until mynext turn.
Well Mudd is saying is he goes after you, so if you've got to
hit him with radiant damage as aon your turn.
So if on your turn, if you were to hit him with radiant damage,
when it comes back around to histurn, he would still not
regenerate. But if he missed?

(02:45:14):
Since his last turn he has not taken radiant damage, so if it
goes all the way through and nobody hits him with radiant
damage then he does regenerate on his next turn.
But I got a feeling you guys aregoing to kill him before it
comes around to him. That's fine.
We'll we'll we'll steal the Fender.
Goes up here and hurls some firebreath at count Drake 4D6.

(02:45:38):
He needs ADC 13 deck save. OK, I is that also going to hit
a comas no? Choose one.
It's not a cone. Oh, it's not a cone, OK.
I have to drink his potion. Use a bonus action XL fire to
target within 30 feet. Targets makes.
He rolled A4. That's a fail all.

(02:45:59):
Right, so let's roll 46 A 17 damage with no resistance.
How is he feeling? He is on death's door.
All right, I had my turn. I lay this card face down.
That is wait, but that brings itto his turn.

(02:46:20):
So he yes OK, so brag on the last round you hit him so he is
not regenerating this turn because you hit him with radiant
damage on your last turn. Yeah, and it says on a hit
target takes radiant damage and until the end of your next turn
them it's dim light or? Whatever yeah, so that that's

(02:46:43):
for like the the lid up part thethe radiant damage specific to
regeneration is it it counteracts it for the his next
turn. So that is in effect.
He does not regenerate. Count.
Drake after that attack from thesteel Defender has two hit
points. Nokomis fight is here.

(02:47:05):
Oh, I will. You all watch as Count Drake
bites into Nokomis again. Nokomis does a does a 22 hit.
Sure does. So Nokomis you take 3 piercing
and 10 necrotic cut in half to five, reducing your Max health

(02:47:28):
by 5. No problem.
And he does not regenerate, and he pulls his mouth away from
your neck and he looks around and goes.
Oh. This is awful, awful.
Oh, I swear. And he evaporates into mist.

(02:47:54):
Opportunity attacks. Wait, is this him trying to go
invisible? Nope, not invisible.
He has turned into a cloud of mist as his misty escape ability
as a vampire. So we can.

(02:48:16):
Still see him 'cause he's still lit up.
He is lit up, but he's not in sunlight and he's not in running
water, and he is wafting towardsthe door to slide as a form of
mist under the door. Throw the pig at the bottom of

(02:48:37):
the door. Can I Can I counter attack and
mold earth? Yes, I will give you the
opportunity to cast a spell. OK, I'm going to cast mold earth
and around the doors, sealing itwith mud.
He is unable to escape under thedoor and he floats straight up

(02:49:05):
towards the ceiling and is floating as mist up along the
ceiling trying to get away from you.
All that will bring us to Nokomis.
All right, you little rap bastard.

(02:49:26):
Excellent. All right, so clearly he's
floating his mist to the top of the ceiling.
Yep. This is a tough one.
Can I can I try to light my clubon fire as like a torch with
drude craft and go after the mist?

(02:49:48):
I would let you make an attack roll to do something like that.
OK, I would like to do this. OK.
So I'm casting a small lighting a small fire on my Mace, which
will act as a torch. OK.
And then I'm going to do a strike that is AA12.

(02:50:09):
That's a 12. Hit 12 is a miss.
Oh wait, I have a bardic thing. You you do have a bardic from
Mrs. Mud. Yes.
So how do I do that? Is this plus 10?
It's a It's AD 10, roll AD 10. Don't fucking suck.
I fucking sucked the 13. That is still a miss.

(02:50:30):
Man OK alright some let's bonus weapon.
Hey 2 weapon fighting I can attack him again.
I think, yeah, if you have two guns, you can use two weapons.
I do have two weapons. So.
Hey, you do. Yeah, I mean, go ahead, swing
again. I'm swinging at him with my

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blooming blade. All right.
And I did a 16. 16 is a hit. All right.
And also, not only am I do, I'm going to roll for damage first.
I did 8 damage, yes. The the.
Flashing damage. You you hear the screeching cry

(02:51:17):
of Count Drake as the blade passes through the mist and is
swinging and you you get the sense that it's doing something
but the mist is still there. Now for metagaming a little bit.
I will let you guys know. He is at zero hit points, but
that does not necessarily mean he is dead.

(02:51:41):
He's not a werewolf. All right, well, that that ends
my turn, but I'm going to try tostay close to this mist, keep my
eye on it. So that does bring us to
bragrenier and bragrenier. I gave a a really big clue a
moment ago and I'm not sure if you still have this spell or

(02:52:03):
not. I do not.
You know which one I'm talking. About Yeah, I know exactly what
you were talking about. I even checked if I had it.
What spell? But.
Can I use minor illusion to makean image of the sun?

(02:52:27):
I'm going to say. What about?
Sorry, go ahead. It would if you guys work
together. On it, it would take an.
I got a. Spell called work.
Or can I use creation to fill the room with 150?
Gold worth of water. I got a spell called.

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The Word of Radiance does that it'd.
Be running water. What do you what do you have?
Wawa A. Spell called Word of Radiance,
not the sun. But it's just for.
Physically referring to my spelldaylight.
I know that that was the one I had in mind.
So here, here's what I'll say. Arcana check and everyone can

(02:53:10):
help him. Initiative is over.
OK. I'm going to bardic myself.
The the mist is floating at the top Pebble.
You are still charmed, however. I'm still digging through the
rocks though. In this moment, yes, I will say
a aim. Anybody listening is going to be

(02:53:33):
like, oh, this Dungeon Master istoo nice.
I'm going to say DC-18. Either the moving water using
your mode of creation, or minor Illusion doing everything in
your khana power to try and generate some tiny amount of

(02:53:54):
sunlight. Well, all right.
I have the spell light so I can't trip light and starry W
which both give light, so I'm going to mix those with some
minor illusion to make it brighter.
OK, those aren't again, they're.Yeah, I know.

(02:54:15):
Arcana check 18 and others can help you.
Give me an arcana roll. How do we help?
All right, well, I have. I have my own bardic.
I'd have Miss Mudd's bardic still.
And if any so do things like guidance or anything that
happens or any other? Special genius.

(02:54:37):
That you can add to it. That's a 19, a 10 + 9.
Missed mud just gave me a + 10. Yes.
Which one were you casting? The light.
Yeah, I did the illusion to makesunlight.
This. Blinding flash of sunlight fills
the room. All of the guests, the ones that

(02:55:00):
were up and moving and the ones that were still sitting still in
their chairs, all shriek, covering their faces with their
hands. And all of them explode into
dust, melting into their chairs and evaporating and misting
away. And the mist swirling at the top

(02:55:23):
of the room suddenly recombines into the form of Count Drake.
And Count Drake goes, and he falls from the ceiling straight
down onto one of the tables, bouncing off the table and
flopping to the floor, fully formed, fully mortal, and at

(02:55:46):
zero hit points. How would you all like to finish
Count Drake? You going to seduce him to
death? You failed your inspection, Sir.
I want to be the one to slide a piece of wood into his chest.

(02:56:08):
And I'm going to RIP his balls off.
Can I to hell hold on, I got this.
The the charm end can. I When the charm ends, Pebble,
the Pebble manifestation of Bark, appears next to Nokomis
and flicks a chunk off of her arm, has a stake and hands it to

(02:56:34):
Nokomis. OK.
Oh wow. Nokomis bows graciously to bark
and then quickly takes toward anobject and stabs it directly
under the rib cage, deep into Drake's heart.

(02:56:54):
Drake, he went from below. Drake doesn't even have a moment
to shout or say anything as the stake pierces through him and up
into his over aged, long dead rotted heart and he gasps once

(02:57:16):
and like the familiars in the room he slowly begins to
dissolve into a pile of ash on the floor as he is kicking him
in the nuts. No, no, I ripped his balls off.
Oh, just fully, just fully ripped them off, OK.
They're. Off he doesn't.

(02:57:37):
He doesn't even get to die with them.
The the balls in your hand turn to ash.
Damn. And the coma.
Says. What a waste of perfect.
Body and see if there's see if there's any of the old like, you
know, heirlooms from 1000 years ago.
Any cool things on his body to steal?

(02:57:58):
Oh, where did my page go? Maybe his necklace is 300 years
old, I don't know man. Yes.
OK, if if you're you're checkingthe ashes, give me whoever would
like to give me a nature check. Dang it, I only rolled A10.
Like this is like teen. Like comas, you know, Vampire

(02:58:23):
ash is actually quite valuable, yes.
I would like to scoop some up into a little vial.
As you are scooping up the ashesof Count Drake into a vial, you
do also uncover a gold chain necklace and also a ornate

(02:58:45):
dagger. Got it.
Coming. Piles of vampire ash Can we Can
we acquire from this pile? I would say roughly one jar.
Speaking of daggers, does Bragg still have a dagger in his back?
Yes, he does. Yes.
OK, just make sure he's. Qualified.

(02:59:05):
That's how the guest attacked, yeah.
OK. Grabbing.
It Nike. I meant like with the count
dying. Yeah, it's still there.
It wasn't from the count. Can I check guest DDS ashes?

(02:59:27):
What happened there? Yeah, that was the guest with
double D's. Yeah, if you want to try to
collect some ashes. Silicone. 22 you get a jar.
Of a oh. Yeah.
Are these all? Yeah, they're all thralls.

(02:59:48):
Right, so they're vampire rash. It.
Would you could pass it as vampire rash?
Yeah, OK. And then we spend some time
sweeping up and getting a bunch of vials of vampire ash.
With a gnat 1, you walk up to a pile of ash and sneeze on it,
sending it everywhere. Pebble grabs A broom and just

(03:00:14):
starts sweeping it all into a pile and yeah.
I went over to the one that I told.
I'm one of the one that I made into a mist pile from my Thunder
waves. Yeah, 21, Yeah, you get a jar
out of that. I got an at 20.

(03:00:34):
Pebble, you also collect a jar. Brad, did you want a jar?
The rest of them turn to gooey. Pebbles.
There is no more at. OK.
Can I Can I check for a Fang? I sneeze all over the ash, but

(03:00:58):
there might be a Fang still. No of the banquet rooms unlock
and click open. OK.
I'm going to. Just to do, Betsy.
For pacing purposes, there is nothing else in this room to be
gathered. Can we seduce Betsy I?

(03:01:21):
Was going to say, can I do an insight on Betsy?
Not that the vampire. 'S gone.
Maybe she's. Cool, give me an insight on
Betsy. 15. You definitely get the sense
that the mansion has been referred to as Betsy a couple
times. I want us to somehow travel
inside of Betsy throughout this land.

(03:01:42):
How do we make her favorable to us?
I kind of. I don't know.
Darwin. Maybe you should enter the next
room. I'm going to I'm going to third
level cure wounds myself. That's a good.

(03:02:03):
I'm going to go into the next room with self 25 miles back.
Yeah, that's a good heal. That's a very good heal 13.
Narloeen. You watch into the next room and
you see giant Tesla coils comingup on either side of the room,

(03:02:24):
with sparks of electricity coming off of them, attached to
lightning rods above them. The room is covered in medical
equipment and tools and every kind of artisan tool and craft
and creation that you can imagine.
And standing in the middle of the room with a blast mask over

(03:02:46):
his face, a man in a white coat turns around, pulls the mask up
by the chin, and he says. Ah.
You're the ones making all that racket.
Well, welcome to my greatest creation and my greatest shame.
Betsy, it's a pleasure to meet you all.

(03:03:10):
My name is Artificer von Richtersteiner.
I'm not going to be able to spell that.
You're not. You're not.
What the hell too are you? No, I am not.
However, this mansion Betsy is my monster.

(03:03:34):
I'd like to do an insight check on the artificer.
And that is where we will do when we pick up next time on D&D
721, because that is where we are ending our session I.
Wonder what I'm kidding? 21 to start off next time.
Yeah, we'll see. All right, guys, I'm, I'm

(03:03:55):
playing Halloween and I have no teeth, but they're not chronic
in my mouth. I don't know man.
Yeah, let's just jump, jump right to the outros.
Say, say goodnight everybody. Yeah, Nakoma's here.
Thanks you for listening. I hope you enjoyed seducing
vampires like I have. Until next time.

(03:04:16):
This is Sultan playing Brag Rainier, and for the first time
in a while, I didn't go down in a fight.
Nobody went down. Technically, I was the one that
was knocked out of the fight. That is true.
Wild. Yeah.
It's just a shame that your 50 damage hit got healed in a turn.

(03:04:36):
Right, but I'm going to do an arena battle.
You want to play. Yeah, I do.
That was fun. You guys solved my vampire
puzzle. This guy was you guys are going
to place. There, there was a real chance
this could have gone a lot worse.
Oh, I fully anticipated to die once my shit got it started to

(03:05:00):
go down and I wasn't getting anything.
So I, I, I I believe was anticipating to maybe go, go
down. Yeah.
I I almost stuck with it to see if he could drop you and turn
you into a thrall. And I started to get worried I
was being a little too mean. And I was like, you know what?
Maybe he'll go after the healer because he'll think that's the

(03:05:21):
smart thing to do. So, you know, maybe I didn't
play this the most strategic, but you guys all did a great job
and Yamas, I'm sorry I did it toyou again.
I mean. Hey, chat, chat real quick, Chat
says. That was a really good session
and it was really, it was reallycool to listen to.

(03:05:43):
Hey, well, cool. What was twitch chat?
Thanks so much for joining us. Thanks so much for being here.
Like it's it's really cool that you you joined in and we're
we're we're part of this series.This episode is this was the
raw, unedited version. These episodes do get chopped
up, cut up, cleaned up and put into our podcast.

(03:06:03):
So if you like what you heard tonight, may I interest you all
in checking out our website, d&d721.com.
I have uploaded the first like 20 episodes or so of this
campaign. And if you liked what you heard
and you want to start at the beginning, you can visit our
website and you can start listening to some wonderful

(03:06:26):
audio entertainment with all these people.
I do I have a chat commands in Twitch for like a Spotify and
and the discord and stuff. Dawson also cast Fireball.
He's been she's been trying to do it the whole session.
Fireballs. You know, I have a song about
that. Yes, you do.

(03:06:46):
There there are two There are two fireball camps, Nepalim and
Death Dealer. Looks like they're trying to do
some fireballs to start the nextsession and end this one.
Yep. That was fun.
That was fun, right? What?
Fireball would be D Sixes. Yeah, I think so.

(03:07:10):
Like 60 sixes or something like that.
All I know is that when one's like, yes, the healing potion
that you poured down his throat.I was like, no, that's not what
I'm doing. Yeah, some strange orange like.
Like. That'll be that'll be great.
That's fine. No, I, I.

(03:07:31):
I got to say mud, a very clever way to pull me out of the fight,
you know, I know why you had to do it.
It just, it's, I'm glad that people were able to see my
flavor for the Echo, you know? Yeah, we're going to be a lot
more of that too. Yeah.
I will say I did nerf my vampire.

(03:07:54):
He technically is supposed to beable to charm up to two people
at a time and I was afraid that would result in a total party
kill so I I held off. I have an advantage against
being charmed. I don't.
Have straighter envies and it barely helped me.

(03:08:15):
You nearly got me. Looking at my character, she.
Close. I I'm I'm putting a bunch of
letters together and it looks like it says I have immunity to
charm condition just. Just recombining somebody.
Yeah, right. Why not?
That's how DND works. Absolutely.

(03:08:39):
Oh guys, this was a pretty knockdown drag out fight though.
And I will say this, nobody wentdown, but you're not done with
my dungeon. Your wear mansion.
Your warehouse. The it's.
Like a lots of healing. I'm only like half and off my
healing. Come at me.
The the wear something named Betsy, created by Artificer von

(03:09:05):
Richtersteiner. Yep, it's like this spooky
season's going to last a lot longer.
We. Got 1.
Spooky episode left. I love spooky.
That's OK, Yeah. But we're, but we're in
Necrovans or Necrovans, so you know.
So the stairs don't keep us. Right, so the scars don't stop,

(03:09:28):
Keep the spooky going way past Christmas.
Yep. It could happen well.
It probably would. Who else had outros to do?
Oh well, mosquitoes played Sia. We got my ass kicked, but I got
some balls out of it. I guess so.
And. You got some good hits in too.

(03:09:51):
Yeah. And then I am Yama's playing
Pebble, and even though I was charmed, I had a blast.
I'm glad I didn't kill anybody. You know, I was prepared for you
to just have some joy in attacking the other players and

(03:10:14):
just going full rage full full ham on the other players and and
being a little chaos goblin and Pebble rooting under the table
to cry was right about the time I said I can't charm another
person. This is the They're not handling
this well. But you charmed the long hair
there to attack. Them.

(03:10:34):
Pebble. Pebble may be a barbarian, but
she's not a psychopath. That is true.
And it was a charm, not a command.
So I'm still friendly to them. So I would be attacking them and
wondering why they must have done something to piss me off,
but I wasn't. That makes yeah, I played that.

(03:10:55):
I played her character and she would have been confused then
run under a table. Sounds right to me.
Bragrenier would have attacked. You didn't choose the wrong
person. It it, it sounds like I did.
You were Honestly though, when it happened, you were just the
next closest person other than. Thea I get it.

(03:11:17):
I get it. It kind of makes sense if you
did Thea with our whole. Originally, the idea was that if
Thea was dropped to 0 hit point,she would become a temporary
familiar until he was killed. It's a it's a different stat
block, it's a different description and everything with
its own rules. But that was a potential was to

(03:11:39):
drop another person to zero hit points and then they would also
be on the vampire side. I got you.
Could have happened, but it didn't.
Nope. Well, who did we miss?
Did everybody have their chance to to say goodnight and put in
their plugs? I think Pebble was the last

(03:12:01):
ones. Go ahead.
Yeah, I was. I was that was kind of the
thing, and I guess that's for plugs.
Thank you all for for listening to D&D 721.
Like Mud said, check out the website.
Our NFTS are launched. If you're into the crypto
universe, we have NFTS that are launched ready to go, and we

(03:12:21):
will be implementing them in some games to include everybody
and all that stuff, all that funstuff.
Check out the website, turn the podcast, join us on Telegram,
hang out with us, play some games with us.
Let's we can go. And absolutely, and that's what
I was going to plug as well. Those NFTS are live.

(03:12:42):
They are I'm, I'm really pleasedwith them.
A lot of our players here have gotten a lot of their own and
many other members of the community are getting their
cards. And it's just been a lot of fun.
Like we've watched a few people be like, oh, I got this and oh,
I got that. Now do you want to trade?
And all, all the, all the fun things that we intended from
these cards. We're we're watching it happen

(03:13:02):
in our telegram. So again, if you're listening to
this and you're wondering, oh, how do I get in on that, Come
join our telegram. You can find it in the episode
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episodes and everything are up there, so please be sure to give
it a look, check it out. And if you also enjoy NFT cards

(03:13:27):
and you want to get in on the action and get one of your own,
you can get it right from our website with that guy's
fantastic job with the vampire, fantastic job with Part 2 of
three of the haunted house here in spooky season, lots of spooky
things happening, ghosts of Sarah, vampires, familiars,

(03:13:48):
people's Max health being drained and we'll see what
happens in the conclusion of Betsy the Ware Mansion.
And I get to praise Mark, praise, Mark, praise.
Mark. Praise the chained 1.
No. Praise the shabba.

(03:14:10):
Just just for Pebble, Bragg willlie and say Praise Park.
Oh, no, I stopped. Hey, praise Park.
All right, fantastic job, everybody.
Thank you listeners, and I hope you all have a wonderful rest of
your night. Goodbye everybody.

(03:14:30):
Later, folks. Silver play and hollow eyes.
Grims and wine that never dries.A toast to guess who lost their

(03:14:53):
way in that grovel where the shadows play.
The count smiles, thin and pale.Can the light upon his veil Eat
my friends and night as well, And corpses sit beneath the

(03:15:15):
spell. Drink, drink my friends, the
night is well. Dance my love through blood and
bone and the floor remembers every moment.
Hearts to be beneath the hole inthe couch.

(03:15:40):
Red wall, Sweet fall. They are burned like a holy

(03:16:05):
flame. The count just left and spoke
her name. His lips found her neck, fired
them, then Crimson spilled whereCourage, then pebbles eyes
turned glass and white. Her eggs went wild too.

(03:16:26):
Naru inside he caught a blow with trembling hand.
Forgive me, my friend, she couldn't stand.
Forgive me, forgive me no call me swayed and I love a snare.
Cold breath tangled in her hair.She tried to push, but light

(03:16:54):
would fade when fangs found where pulse was made.
The house kept tied to a heartbeat.
Strong beach note struck twice and none would comb.
Glass and bone and shadows blend.
The waltz plays on. It never ends, never ends, never

(03:17:21):
ends. Dance my life through blood and
bones Your crown is thrown. Your own account will drink.
The brave will crawl in the counts.
Red walls sweet for. Mr. rose high as the count took

(03:18:02):
flight, A bleeding ghost in the dying night.
Bragg's voice cut through the cries by barking light let down,
rise. Daylight burned through fog and
flame. It fell down from mist and

(03:18:24):
shame. From Bark's own hand.
The stake was born, and no comb is struck.
The curse was torn, was torn wastorn.
Dance no more through blood and bone the whole I still the whole

(03:18:47):
as long on the candles fade, thesilence calls in the grovel the
darkness falls, and still the house walks on.

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