ROC Episode 35: The Dragon Betsy

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campaign. My name is Mud.
I am your humble spider breathing dungeon Master here
tonight and I am joined by 5 creepy crawly players who are
here ready to end our little mini arc that started in spooky
season October for the House of Betsy, my super happy spider

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covered friends. We'll start at the top with
Arcturus. Say say hello to everybody,
Arcturus. Hello everyone, no commas,
whisper win here. Healing my tits off.
There's probably going to be a lot of that Pyro.
I'm just going to call you out next so that way you and you and
Bragg don't talk over each other.

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Hey, Bragg, I think it's your turn.
I'll. Let you do that.
I never do that. Howdy, I over here playing
another Ween, 8th level, ninth level, I think.
I think we leveled up last time.Yeah, we leveled up playing a
artificer, my elf, the affinity for fire and lightning, and I've

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got some really, really gnarly teeth, and I'm trying to
convince this lady to live for us.
You're all level 20s in your mind.
It's it's beautiful to watch. And with that, we have Mr.
Tolton playing Braggoneer. Go ahead and say hi to
everybody. This is Tolton playing bragging
here. Level 8 Atsumar mail Bard,

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Creation Bard. Going down these stairs to fight
a dragon and I still have Sarah's dagger stuck in my back.
That is true. We'll see if that has anything
to do with what happens next. Wawa Skittles, take it away.
Hello everybody, Wawa Skittles playing Thea you're kit soon.
Paladin warlock with multi colored tails.

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Definitely level 10 like Pyro said.
Yeah, let's let's kill some things.
I mean save some things. Kill it, save it, hit it really
hard, Figure out what those giant electrical things are in
the background. We'll find out.
And last but not least, we have our editor in chief, Mr. Yamas.
Hey everybody, Yamas here. Level 15 Barbarian fighter

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playing Pebble hard bottom. Now we're all level eights.
Don't let any of these other drummokes fool you.
We're level 8. Playing Pebble, Pebble hard
bottom. I guess I'm I'm going to jump on
that dragon. I'll I'm going to get up in that
that Dragon's business. Spiders at me.

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I know it's so fun when you see little, little funny memes and
reels and things and you get to incorporate it into your actual
game. All right, let's let's jump into
this. You guys watch as Betsy roars
and our conic energy pours from her mouth.

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What would you guys expect a a ghostly bone Dragon's breath to
be? Nasty smelling.
Like blue fires. Yeah, especially.
Like Frost? Oars are dust, personally.
These are all great, great guesses, but it's none of those
spiders pour out of its mouth. It has.

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My headsets off now, goodbye. It has spider.
Breath. I can't speak with animals.
All of you are coming. We ain't going on that route
again though. All of you are chasing.
Food. In spiders.
What is with your Dragons and spiders?
Narlo and Can you fireball me please?
From Hello Nekomis is covered intiny, teeny, tiny crawling,

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creeping, biting spiders. Yeah, me too.
Anybody who failed, you take 47 points of damage.
Please how? Much did.
I'm down. I got 11.
Oh. If you saved, you take 24 points

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of damage. Can I can I give a bardic
Chihuahua? Is it your turn?
Is it a reaction? Bardic.
Yeah, but there's only a chance that I'm going to be able to
cut. A bonus action.
I'm afraid not you. Said 47.
And I know the the comas. 27 saythat you went down.

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Yes, I went down probably a 45 Max health it's.
Christ. You guys watch swarm of spiders
covers Nokomis. Nokomis screams once and spiders
pour into her mouth and she can't even get the scream out
and collapses to the ground. That's so disgusting.

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You said 24 for half damage, right?
Yes, Sir. You're welcome, buddy.
Bragg, thank you. It is your turn.
Seduce the dragon. All right, well.
I really. Wish I had cast greater engines

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but I'm going to third level cure wounds and touch Nikomas.
Does that also mean she is no longer frightened?
She will not be frightened untilthe dragon uses that ability
again. OK so I I cure wounds on her OK
and that is 21 health pack. Holy shit.

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Let's go. Thank you.
Yeah. And then I you, you said these
are rickety stairs, right? Yes, and they are swarming with
spiders all around you. Would you like?
To I am going perception check perhaps?
Oh sure sure. I'll do a perception check that

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is a 3020. Looking around the room you you
can see much of the lab is destroyed.
However there is you also noticea number of bones that are
scattered around that have the same wispy energy as Betsy.
And you also can see just in thecorner of your vision where the

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room curves around, there seems to be a artificer like
mechanical altar and you can seea number of tubes and wirings
that are connected to that altarattaching to the spinning
electric coils that are also in the center of the room around
Betsy. And do we see this contraption

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that the hide version of the doctor was telling us about?
You assume that would be the contraption in the bottom left
corner that you can see all of the tubes and wiring and
everything attached to. Also with that perception check,
you also see a giant metal rod that passes through the top of

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Betsy, through the ribs, throughwhere the heart would have been
and down pierced into the floor.And you know that that is the
rod that they pierced the dragonwith to kill it as it was struck
by lightning. Kind of like a classic horror
movie. I don't know if anybody's ever
seen this, you know, like horrormovie where lightning was used

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to try and bring something back to life.
I don't know. October was last month.
I know. All right, I I am going to get
the hell away from everyone. OK, so.
Bragg is going to run to the left of the stairs and hop on to

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the table that is there. OK and I will stop at the foot
of the dance. That is all 30 feet of my
movement speed. Please give me an.
Acrobatics check as you jump from the stairs to the rickety
table to the floor. All right.
Acrobatics. I can do that.

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That's a 22. You very nimbly jump from the
stairs, over the steel defender,onto the table and to the floor,
and you are now in front of the altar where I'm just going to
carry your perception check. You can see there is a preserved
corpse sitting on the altar. It is dressed in a white wedding

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gown of the elven style. I found Betsy I I say it aloud
because the dragon already knows.
And then with little brother sorry I got to pull his stats
up. He can move 30 feet.
So you have used your bonus action right or no?

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The Cure Wounds was an action. That's not.
Yeah, that was my action. OK.
Just unfortunate. So yeah, little brother is just
going to get right up on this guy and using my using my bonus
action, I am going to have it stacked.

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So melee hit spell attack modifier to hit.
So OK going to roll a spell attack that is a 21 to hit.
A 21 is a hit. OK.
And then one D10 plus proficiency bonus force damage

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so. And while you're doing this, I'm
going to let Pyro know you are on deck for next.
That was a 1 + 3, so 4 damage. Hear this?
Tink. As your little antenna bounces
off of Betsy. And yeah, I'm going to end my
turn. That's all I can do.

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All right. Scatter.
Betsy is now going to take a legendary action and take a
swing at you, Bragg. Am I close enough for that
Consentinel if it's big enough to attack anywhere?
No, because it's not moving anyway.
I mean, it's not moving. But it's a, it's a, it's a.
Yeah. It's attacking.

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Sentinel you if you want to use your reaction now, that doesn't
prevent it from hitting Bragg, is that right?
No, no, this is I'm trying to get its attention.
I I got you, Bragg. It it swung it through for a 17.
Does that hit? Yeah, yeah.
Part of the reason. Remember, Bragg needs armor.

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Bragg that's going to be 3 + 6 +6 for 15 damage.
All. Right, Nick Comas, I hope you're
locked in. Yeah.
Healers all got to heal. That is it for its legendary
action Pebble. Go ahead with your attack roll
for. Your OK does a, does a 16 hit.

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It does not. Damn.
OK. It's other hand.
So one hand Bony claws raking atBraggrenier, slashing at his
back. You swing at it with your
enlarged axes, and it bats the axes away with its other claw.
That is the end of its. Legendary and that.
Will now be Gnarlawine. Darlene's going to kind of head

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down the stairs and kind of boltleft towards Bragner and the
little died dyess, whatever we're calling that thing.
Yeah. Are you?
Are you? Jumping to head stairs to the
table the same as Bragner? Or are you going down the stairs
and around? I'm not quite that nimble, and I
mean, what's the distance that it saves me to do acrobatics?

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So if you go down the stairs andto the left, you're going to be
kind of at the corner of the table near the base of the
altar. You would not be able to reach
the altar itself. If that's fun.
If you acrobatics across the table, you could land basically
at the top of the stairs leadingup to the altar and you would
have a better view. It is up to you though.
I'm going to go right in front of Bragg and cast.

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Web. On the dragon.
OK, I know we cast it earlier, but for the purpose of this
combat, could you please read web again?
Conjure mass of thick sticky webbing at a point of any choice
within range 20, a 20 foot cube.The webs are difficult terrain
and lightly obscure the area if they're not anchored, which I

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mean, they just be in the ceiling and walls since we're
not that big of A room. Creature starts to turn in the
webs or that enters them during its turn must make a deck save
throw. On a failed save, the creature
is restrained as long as they'remade to in the webs or until it
breaks free. Creature restraint conduces
action to make a strength check against my spell save DC, which

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is a 15. If it succeeds, it's no longer
restrained and the webs are flammable.
If they go on fire, we'll address that.
OK. So it's going to it has to do a
strength save, if I heard that right.
So I think it starts off with a dex save of 15.
OK, Betsy has a + 7 to deck saving throws.

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Rolled A10 for 17. Well, I guess it is not
restrained right now, but since it can't move, it will continue
to start its turn in the webs. Yeah, that checks out.
And with that, that's all that I'm going to do.
The steel defender is going to kind of just run and hide

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underneath that table, right down to the corner, right in his
within 5 feet of him. OK.
And he'll be, he's going to use the bonus action, so his regular
action of hiding. That's the thing, I've never
done it before. OK, I.
Don't know do I need to like that's all.
Anything for him to be. Hidden.
Yep, that's a stealth check all.Right.

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Let me just check stuff is Dex. He's got up plus one, so it's
going to be an 18 for him. OK, OK, so he will.
He will have to do a check to try to detect him on its turn.
Anything else? Gnarly ween.

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And that is all the homunculus is going to be kind of trying to
hide, flitting around the top ofthe room.
It's out of sight in our mind. It is now going to take a
legendary action and Pebble. You see a long, Bony tail swing
up and swing around its body swinging at you.

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Pebble. You guys to catch it?
Does a 27 hit. Yeah.
You take 14 cut in half to 7 bludgeoning damage as the tail
slams into your side. Oh.
I'm sorry, I I jumped the gun. Nara Lewin, from where you're

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standing at the base of the platform, could you give me a
free investigation or Arcana check as you are there?
This is probably the contraption.
Well, I'll probably have to figure it out later.
Pebble that makes it your turn. OK, so Bebble is going to

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appear. I think she can appear 15 foot
away. She's going to stand on that
table to the right. Yeah.
And Pebble is going to, yeah, the exact opposite is 30 foot.
So she's going to be screaming at the thing.

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It's like you need to listen to us.
We're not here to kill you as she takes her at first attack.
Yeah. OK, go ahead Swing.
And it's going to do the same thing that I did before. 1
swings coming from Pebble. One swing.
The second swing will be coming from Pebble, you know.
Yep. So first swing does a dirty 20

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hit. Yes it does.
OK second swing does a 10 hit. No.
OK first first swings damage 7. OK, seven damage.
Yeah. And then I think for my bonus

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action, you know what, I'm goingto do this because I haven't
done it yet. I'm going to Unleash Incarnation
to use another attack, no action.
Let me read that real quick because it says it's no action.
Whenever you take the attack action, I can take one
additional melee attack from theechoes position.
OK? So yeah, I'm going to do one

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more attack using Manifest Echo or Unleash Incarnation.
And this one specifically is coming from Beppel.
OK. Does an 18 hit.
It does not. Oh, farts.
OK. All right.
OW. Yeah, so that was a free action

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that I guess I'm doing a bonus action.
I need to do the what's it called?
My brain is freezing here. The healing thing that that us
not smart people get second win,Second win.
Second win. Yeah, I'm going to do a second
win. OK.

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Oh, that is 12. I gave him back 12.
Great. Yes, and that will be.
Yeah, you know, I am. That'll be it for me.
Legendary Action 1 Claw comes down swinging at Pebble.
Pebble or Bebble? You know what?

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I'm going to flip my coin here. She was the last to hit him or
to swing at him. So odd is Pebble and even is
bebble. I rolled A1 so it's swinging
that Pebble. OK, I don't care.
It's just. I don't know this narrative.
Gets so lost. I.
Don't care. So let hold on.

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Let me see here. It did one on Brag, one on
Narlouine, and now it's doing one on you.
So this is its last legendary action for the round.
Of the OH. For the rounds it rolled A gnat
one for a 12 does a 12 hit. I can confidently say no.

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OK, you watch as the tail swingsaround, crashing against the
wall and against a table on the far end, but that is it.
It is a miss. See ya.
Yes. That brings us to you.
Oh yay, an 18 doesn't hit well. I'm going to try to swing it

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with myself. I'm going to try to hit with my
sword. All right, I'm on.
I'm on check. A.
Swing. I'm not swing my sword.
You hush your face. OK?
Yeah, Nope. That's the first attack.
Let's clear that and do a secondattack.

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What was? It does a 19 hit.
Meets it, beats it. OK, I'm going to smite this
bitch too. All right, so first I'll roll my
regular damage for the sword. That's 11.
Is the wounding going to take effect on this dragon?

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I'm going to, I'm going to say yes, it works.
I'm going to, I'm going to be nice though it is an undead bone
dragon. I'm I'm going to let your
wounding work. Because the winding is damaged.
For necrotic damage. I'm sorry, say that again.
Not. My wounding is 1D for necrotic
damage. Like once it's the beginning of

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their turn. OK, so go ahead and roll your
damage and then you said you were also smiting.
Right, yes, I rolled my damage already.
It was 11. OK, right, let me Scroll down.
Yeah. OK, now my smite is my shining
smites, and for the class, the target hit by the strike takes

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an extra 2D6 radiant damage fromthe attack.
Until the spell ends, the targetsheds bright light in a 5 foot
radius. Attack rolls against it have
advantage, and it can't benefit from the invisible condition.
OK. No2 D 60 God so bad only four.
OK, so that's so. 15 total. +4 for 15 OK.

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And wounded. And.
It I'm going to put that in my notes.
So before you try to save, you do damage 1st and then you try
to save. Swing and hit it with your sword
and the head careens around looking directly at you and you
hear the screaming voice of a woman screech.

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Oh, they're linked. Thea, unless you have anything
else that will bring us to Nakomis.
He is deaf. She's got.
Spiders in her ears. Stop with the spiders.
They're gone. I got them off.
Big fluffy ears covered in webs,Yeah.

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No, that's it for me because thesmite was my bonus action.
That brings us to Nakomis. Am I still afraid?
Am I still feared? You are not because you went
down and were broke up, you you no longer have the feared
condition. It was the best outcome.
I'm going to heal. Gnarly no.
No, no, no, no. I'm, I've got 12.

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I've got 12 damage. I'm fine.
Do some damage to it. OK, I'm going to heal myself.
Yeah. All right, we're going to heal
myself for, let's see, Healing Word.
I'm going to do first, fourth level.
OK. And that word is going to be
banana healed for 23. OK.

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I'm at 4445. I think that's a good rule.
OK, let's see bonus action. I'm going to still heal NAR
Louine. OK.
He's got 12. Rank one or.
I'm going to give you guys a peek behind the screen.
NAR Louine might be really important in this fight

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depending on what you all want to do.
Yeah. Important.
You're all in DM of course. I mean any control.
Anything with an intelligence check.
Well. Maybe not brag.
What? What are you healing Narluene
for? Yeah, healing him for 9 and the

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healing word is buttercup. Buttercup.
Why don't you pull me up, buttercup, baby?
Like no, never mind. All right.
He monetized. Right.
I don't know what that song is. Nicomas, are you moving anywhere

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on the map? I want to move behind this
table. Wait, no, that table looks
dangerous, full of cauldrons. I'm I'm going to move over here.
OK. We are back at the top of the
turn order and it is Betsy's turn now.
We've got a few people surrounding Betsy here.

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I'm going to roll AD four and see who Betsy chooses to focus
on. We got Pebble, Thea, the little
brother familiar, and Bebel. So I'm just going to say 1234
and we're going to roll AD 4 to see who Betsy takes a bite at.
I rolled A2 for Thea. Dia's not here.

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Thea does an 18 hit yeah on whatand what is your AC?
Unless anybody wants to use a reaction to try to help you.
I mean, I have my reaction but it's a 16 so.
I am, yeah. I'm out of bonus act.
It's OK. I'm I'm saving my disadvantage

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reaction for the breath of the only.
Thing I can, yeah. The only thing I can do is
reaction attack it. He rolled a bad he rolled a 4 +
1 + 6, so 11 points of piercing damage.
OK, so then I can do my reaction.
Yeah, you also took one point ofnecrotic damage, so 12 total.

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Didn't you take some wounding damage from the sword?
Oh yeah, that's right, you got to do a 124.
Top of its turn, so it is going to take some wounding damage.
And you're going to roll the oneday.
Four. Oh yeah, no, you go ahead and
roll it. I rolled A1 so you roll higher.
Well, I rolled tube. That's twice as much.
And then you've got, you can also try to save for it.

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You've got to get ADC 15 con save.
He's got a plus you've. Got a lot.
Of Hun, he rolled a 21. Oh, he's a fucker.
Yeah, you got a lot of saves to do because I think you're in web
too. OK.
Yeah. I think I don't know.
Can I do my reaction real quick?Yeah, go ahead with your

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reaction. OK, it's where did it go?
It's the hellish rebuke. OK. 2D10 blah blah blah it
makes. So I guess surrounded by green
flames it makes a dexterity saving throw, taking 2D102-D10
fire damage on a failed save. OK.

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So Dexterity. F on a successful.
Dexterity saving throw? That's a four.
It's a 13. For 11 total.
So it failed, so it takes A7 damage.
Sweet, So seven more damage. OK.
Now that Thea's done, did it forget to do its deck save for

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the webs? It's very sticky in there.
Yeah. So your webs are in there.
I'm sorry. It did roll a Nat 20 on its deck
save for those who are running in to engage with it.
Are they also at risk of gettingcaught in the webs or can it
differentiate friendly and non friendly?
It doesn't, but I would just saythat it's descended from the

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like ceiling and it's kind of just wrapping its head up into
it. So anyone at like regular
height, that's probably pretty fine.
And the webs are just kind of trying to catch the horns on the
top of the head of the dragon. You know, you asked me to
describe it, and I got to say I got to do it in the light most
unofficial to myself. I'll allow it.

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It is webbings from the ceiling,so Pebble Thea and the others
are not at risk of getting tangled in it as you are at its
base. OK, However, it did still Nat 20
its deck save on you. It is now going to see who it's
going to take a couple more swings at.

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I'm going to roll a couple decider dice.
That's a one and a four. So Pebble.
It's Pebble and Babble. Pebble does a 19th.
Yeah, you know it does. That's nine damage cut in half
to five of slashing. OK.

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And it swings at beppel. Definitely hits with a 29 and
Beppel. No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't matter. She's got one hit point.
Yeah, she takes 15 points of damage.
OK. Beppel evaporates in a light red
misty puff. It's good.
Very colored, yeah. And the seal defender just has

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like sticky goo weirdly on it. Doesn't understand a lot.
OK, instead of its frightful presence, it is going to use its
second type of breath weapon. I will let you guys know it
Watts. It has two breath weapons and it
does have to roll to get them back, but it has two of them.

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The first one was the spider breath.
The second one is the piercing scream of a woman.
It. Is I know it well. 60 foot line
that is five feet wide. Let me pull out my tool here to
see who that includes. I'm invisible.

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I'm not here. I'm in danger.
It is screaming in a path that will hit Ebel, Bragg and
Narloween as the wailing cry of a woman pierces through the
basement. I need some wisdom.
Saving throws, please. DC18IS.

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It an impact. Girl.
It is a saving throw. It's an ability.
OK I I was saving my disadvantage steal the Fender
thingy for the breath weapon. I did not realize I could not
use it. OK.
Yeah, because. OK, so you said an.
Attack roll. It's a saving throw.
You said wisdom. Yep, Wisdom.

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But you're out of it, Theo. You're not in it.
So oh, it would have been a 19 anyways.
Can I give that number to someone else?
Absolutely not. I I I got a 12.
That's a fail. You said I'm not in it.
Nope, you are not. Yeah, you're not.
Oh. OK, it's only 5 feet wide, which
is an odd thing for a screaming whale, but it I'm gonna I I'm

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gonna follow my what I wrote here.
So I have a 7 which does not help me.
No, A7 is a fail Pebble. You've got a 12, you said.
Yes. And Braggrenier.
I had a 19. So that is a save.
Have I been? You've been.
A lot OK12D8. I'm in danger.

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We're all in danger. Those who passed Braggrenier you
take 23 points of psychic damageas the piercing whale fills your
ears. Sun and Pebble as the screams of
a very elven sounding woman pierces your ears.

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You both take 45 psychic damage.And we both have resistance.
No, I don't. I have resistance to all damage.
OK, then you would take half what gave you resistance to all
damage. Warding Bond.
That's right. OK.
Thank you. OK.

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That is it for Betsy. Chad says DM sucks.
I'm in danger. All right.
Next in the turn order, that's going to be Braggrenier.
Sorry. I meant to make like a choking

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sound. Now I'm joking.
All right, well, this doesn't seem very smart at the moment.
I'm going to run up to the dragon if.
You attack, don't forgive you good advantage.

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I'm going to run up to the dragon, Yeah OK with with my
nine health, and I'm going to cast my necrotic trout and
transform features other than allies within 10 feet.
Must succeed on the charisma save with 15 or be frightened.

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And once on each of my turns I can deal on the extra 3 new
product damage when I deal damage to it with an effect for
us though. OK, so he needs to do a, you
said a charisma save. Yep. 15 you got like a plus. 20
The charisma. It has a + 8 and it got a 25.

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It has a + 8 to charisma. Who's it talking to down here?
It's been talking to itself for thousands of years, all right.
Well, I also wanted to do do a persuasion check against the
voice that screamed. Why?
And I want to yell out. In my haunting voice, now that

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I'm, you know. Big.
Black leathery wings and black pitted eyes and be like we're
trying to save you but you won'tstop attacking people we are
trying to help. Give me a persuasion check.
Your your husband sent us that is a 29. 29. 29.

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Good scores too. 19 + 10. Holy moly.
The the eye, the the head turns to you after you strike it, it,
it, it rears forward as though it is going to take a bite at
you. And then those eyes stop and
focus on you for a moment. Braggrenier with the 29.

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You have stopped its legendary action and a very human looking
blue eye is looking at you through the socket of the bone
dragon. And then it turns feral again
and it roars, but it does not take its legendary action.

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Awesome. Does that count as my turn or
can I still use my action? Well read.
Read that ability for us and tell us, is that action a bonus?
Action No Necronic Shroud's bonus.
OK, then you still have your. Action I I meant, I meant the
whole persuasion thing. All right, I'm going to heal

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myself. That's not a bad idea.
And. Unfortunately, just because
everyone's hurt, I don't want totake away from the comas.
I'm going to burn my last third level.
You OK? For that.
So that's 19 health back. Not too shabby.

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If it hits me again I'll I mightsurvive if I pass one more time
and then little brother is just going to dodge OK and I'll end
my turn. That will bring us to Narloween.
Narloween's hurt and he's going to go ahead and run up on the
dais, OK, And I guess he's got to investigate it to see if he

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understands how it works for Arcana check.
Yeah, let's do either Arcana or investigation, your choice. 21.
21's really close. I'm I'm I'm being kind.
Here, That's a genius 25. 25 will do it, Narlawine.

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You see a perfectly preserved and beautiful dead body laying
on the dais. There's a number of metal
contraptions attached to her ankles, arms, If there's a crown
of metal around her head. As you're up there, you see a

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giant lever that's also on the dais.
And as you are looking you're you're, you're taking this time,
this 6 seconds of you trying to in in your genius way, try to
understand what is happening. And you realize a couple of
wires are miscrossed between thedragon and Betsy, the body on

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the dais. And it doesn't make intuitive
sense, but you can see what Doctor von Richtersteiner messed
up. Two wires need to be swapped.
A person will need to disconnectand reconnect a wire from the

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bottom left. I'm going to go ahead and circle
or draw a line here just to kindof help, but basically the
bottom left needs to have a linerun from the bottom left to the
top left, and another line needsto be reconnected from the top

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left to the bottom right. And if that was done, you are
fairly confident with some othertinkering that you need to do
with the wires around Betsy's body, there is a chance
something could be done to save Betsy.

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Now I'm going to let you guys know.
Mechanically, this just means someone needs to move from the
bottom left pylon to the top left pylon and someone needs to
move from the top left pylon to the bottom right pylon.
It's a bonus action to manipulate like unplug and re
plug in the wires. And there is a final check that

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will need to be done by someone on the platform rewiring
basically some of the things connected to Betsy's corpse.
And there will be a, I'm going to be straight with you, a very
difficult and consequential Arcana check.
It is the kind of check that anyone who can help should help.

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And if there's any way to make it happen, you you don't want to
roll bad. I I can raise my hand for that
and do it. Running the wires or doing the
arcana check. Whatever you just said has
conscious concept. I need a real good.
It. Yeah, I mean, I mean, nobody can

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do it. So also.
So what did you get? You got a 21, Narlawine.
There's something else in the room that you suspect would help
improve the odds, but in this exact moment, you or no, you got
a 25. I'm sorry. 25 with my flash.
A genius. You realize if more of the

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essence of the dragon was connected to some of the wires
on the dais, it would improve the odds you will see on the
map. There are a number of bones
scattered around the map. The more bones, they basically
each count as a + 1. Now, just for the sake of you

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studying this thing and understanding you know that if
you fail there is a chance of doing irreversible damage so
that Betsy cannot be saved, I amtreating it like death saving
throws. You can pull that lever five

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times and attempt to get the Arcana check that you need five
times. And if they get 3 fails, then it
can't be done and it's it's no longer option.
If you get 3 passes, then a different outcome could happen.
And if you succeed the critical high DC check that I have,

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another outcome is possible. Sorry, I know that was a lot of
words. Yeah, I got it.
Are there any questions? How much do the bones weigh and
does the connections have to be bottom left, the top left to top
right, or as long as you go between the two pillars you're
fine? So a wire needs to be run from

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bottom left to top left and another wire run from top.
It can be in any order. A different wire needs to be run
from top left to bottom right. OK, but it can't be run from
bottom right to top left right? No.
OK. And how much do the bones weigh?
Like you can only carry one at atime like.

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I would need someone to investigate nearby a bone and
we'll see what you can do. OK.
They are dragon bones. I'll I'll give you that are.
We draw. All the dragon bones all over.
Where do we got to drag these bones?
To the dais. Oh, OK.

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In the bottom left corner of themat.
Does all of that make sense to everybody?
Yes. Yes.
All right, you try to make a unique encounter.
You're always at risk of overcomplicating it.
So if something doesn't make sense, ask me again.
And. You said bones are just like
bonuses, right? Yeah.
The wires are necessary, the bones are the.

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Bones are. They improve the odds.
OK. All right.
So I'm going to go ahead and thought speech that to everybody
and to say that I need somebody to go bottom left to top left
and top left to bottom right. And that involves crossing the
dragon. So somebody called Pebble needs

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to be a punching bag for a little while.
Heard. And if you happen upon a bone
and can throw it at me or drag in here without distracting from
what you're doing, fantastic. So, NAR louine, there is a bone
within 15 feet of you. Yeah.
And I still have my action because all I did was

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investigate it, correct. So I will go ahead and come down
part way and let me just check distances.
Yeah, it's 15 feet down, 15 feetback up.
I'm going to go ahead and cast Long.
Strider on myself, OK? That gives me a + 10 to
movement. OK.

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And I'm going to go ahead and run up.
OK, so you're this phone. You're you're taking that bone
back up to the dice. Am I, am I hearing that right?
I want to try to lift it and seehow heavy that thing is.
Yeah, I'm not even going to makeyou roll for it.
It's fucking heavy. Grabbing it, picking it up, and

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then moving with it. You can use your full movement
points, but it takes either an action or a bonus action to
wrangle that bone. Your choice.
Cool. So I'm just going to be up by it
right now and I'm going to go ahead and settle with the wires

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on the pillars that I'm standingby and fix that.
Going up to the, Yeah, the top left one, it's about 30 feet,
just past 30 feet. So be like a foot short of the
top left pylon, OK? So next turn you will be able to
use your bonus action to connectit.
OK, So I still have my bonus action then?

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Yep. All right.
We're going to go ahead and be with Steel Defender, be able to
lift the bone. It can try.
All right, Steel Defender is going to go ahead and he's under
the table anyway. I want him to go under it, to go
right on that bone that's under the left horn because it's 15

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feet. And do you use the bonus action
to try to lift it up and carry it back under that table?
OK, what is the stealth defenders strength?
He's got a + 2 for 14/14 trying to +2.
OK, so there, yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna just gonna allow it

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there, there. I did not have written down a
strength check for the bones, just that it takes an action or
bonus action to grab it up and carry it.
Steel Defender would be able to carry that bone down back under
the table. All right, the like a great
puppy Phoenix the Thunder has grabbed the bone and just ran

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right back under the table. Then nobody noticed, nobody saw
nothing and he's feeling on his bone and I didn't like that.
OK, it was persuaded. It's not taking legendary
action. So, Pebble, that will bring us
to your turn. So what I'm going to do is I'm
going to run across from where Pebble is to where Beppel was up

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on the table to the other side and use a bonus action to
manifest Beppel. About 15 I think that's 15 foot
away up by the pedestal or not pedestal.
The little Electro artifact, those thingy that needs to have
that wire brought over. Yep, the one in the bottom
right. Yeah, And then I suppose I'm

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going to kind of do that. Like, hey, over here, you know,
trying to distract an attack. It's like, stop trying to kill
us, we're trying to save you. And swinging my axe.
OK. OK, does a 14.
It does not. It does not.
Swing swinging it again from Beppel's position.

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OK. Oh my God, I'm rolling like dog
shit. There's A10 head.
I'm afraid not. OK, I suppose I just continue
like swinging and shouting and roaring and all that stuff.
OK. You know, and I suppose that
ends my turn. That'll bring us to Thea.
No bonus legendary action because of a 29 persuasion.

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I heard him go, he, he, he in the other room and y'all missed
it. He, he, he.
You're welcome, bud. Uh huh.
Hey, we get to get plus 10 modifiers to our stuff too.
Aha. Mr. Plus 11 to hit.
What are we doing, Thea? I'm going to I guess run up to

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that top left thing. OK, so move speed and then dash
it since a move speed won't get me there.
OK. It is going to take a reaction
as you are moving kind of just in and out of the hit box that
we created and agreed on. So it is going to take a

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reaction. Claw attack on Thea does a 22
hit. Yeah.
Rolled so bad Thea. That's 12 points of slashing
damage. I mean, that's not bad.
And I'm at 15 so. So you're down to 2.
No, I'm at 15 now. OK.

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You are at 15 on 79. You are now at the top right
connector and it needs to be runto the bottom right.
Correct. And you used your action to
dash. Is there anything you would like
to do with your bonus action? Can you guys believe that I I

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did have some saving throws around these pylons for electric
damage and I decided not to do that 'cause I was afraid I would
kill you all. Oh yeah, I would have died by
now. Yeah.
You guys are tough. Chad says look fabulous with the
bonus action. Look fabulous.
I love it. How does Thea look?

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Fabulous. OK, see ya.
It's going to harness her divinepower and expend the use of my
Channel Divinity to feel my spells.
As a bonus action, you touch your holy symbol, utter prayer,
and regain 1 expended spell slot, which can be no higher
than level 2. You regain all expended uses

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when you finish a long rest. That's a that's a pretty good
bonus action, yeah. Do you want to look fabulous as
you do that? Of course.
Give me a performance. With my with my 3 white tails
and one black tail, yeah. Give me a performance check. 18.

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Despite the middle of combat, everyone sees Thea glow for a
moment as she casts this. And yeah, you know, you do like,
like hot girl flipping her hair over her shoulder, sort of like
you just. You.
Look great doing it. Love it.

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All righty Thea, anything else you can do there?
No all. Right, Nokomis, that's going to
bring us to Swamp Mommy. Swamp Mommy is is overstimulated
with all the action but sees herfriends in need.
It's time to do some Heelys. I'm going to heal NAR NAR.
OK. Actually.

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But before I do that, you know the body in the chair, I want to
try to talk to the undead body. The body in the in the chair
which? Which chair has a body?
Yeah, there's a skeleton like with, you know, like a, there's
like a We walked in the room. Yeah, on the far like north side

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of the room, there is a skull ona plate, yes.
Yeah, yeah. I would like, I would like to
talk to that. OK.
What's the range of your speak with?
Dad. Is it just you can like within
your vision? Hold on, that's a speak with
Dad. This is 10 feet.
That can't be right. Is that because it's a custom

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all? Right.
No, actually I think it is only 10 feet, so I guess I can't.
Do that 10 feet. Yeah, OK, I spell.
Is only 10 feet. Scratch, scratch that.
OK, disregard everything I just said for the last 30 seconds.
We're just going to heal gnarly.OK.
We're going to do a third level.No, just kidding.

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We're going to do, yeah, we're going to do a third level
Healing Word. Is that action or bonus action?
That's an action, and the healing Word is going to be
blueberry. Delicious.
Mary. And that heals an Arlovine 415.
Nice. And then bonus action I'm going

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to use. Let's see, how many do I want to
use. Your 4 fav, the energy pool, the
bomb of the summer core. Let me read that again.
As a bonus action, by spending dice from the pool, you can
restore HP to one creature you can see within 120 feet.
That creature also gains 110th HP per die.
These are they're 7D6, so I'm going to roll 4D6.

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OK, now I I just want to ask before you do this healing, did
you want to use your bonus action to try to grab a bone to
take to the dyess to improve theodds of saving Betsy?
The answer can be no, no, you can choose to know.
I I just. Wanted to heal.
OK. I just wanted to make sure you
knew you had options. I'm going to heal for this is a

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4D6 for 14. That's fourteen in Arluene.
That also gives you 1 temp HP per dice bents.
You get 4 temp EHP as well. Nice, I'm almost up to the Max I
can chew, no? Meow, I'm going to hide behind,
I don't know, something. OK, that looks good.

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I mean I know you said hide, butyou do not have an action or
bonus action to actually stealth.
OK, yeah, but hold on though. What?
What you forget is a feature that I have.
Which which feature? You OK Mask of the wild?
You can attempt to hide even when you don't be lightly
obscured. It just says feature a trait.

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OK, in the interest of pacing, Iam not going to rule check it.
I will give it to you. Give me a stop.
Fuck only only 6. I can edit all of that out if
you want. It's up to.
You guys. Are you trying to hide under the
stairs or by the table? By under the stairs.

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OK, Nakomis crawls under the supports of the wood staircase
and is not as hidden as she thinks she is.
Shucks. Top of the turn order.
It is Betsy's turn. Betsy sees Gnarlaween running a

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wire and is screeching in a elvin human voice.
Don't. Touch that.
But then also swings her head atPebble who is yelling and trying
to get its attention. I am going to roll AD 4 odds.
It's going to go after Narloweenwho is messing with its wires

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and its lair. And on evens it's going to go
for Pebble who's trying to get its attention.
I rolled A2 so Pebble. Yes.
It is going to roll. To get back its spider breath,
it needs to roll A5 or A6 and itrolled A1.
Thank God get. Care of those.

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Spiders. Breath weapon.
That's that's good. Yeah.
But it does bite at you for a dirty 20.
Oh man, yeah, that hits. That's going to be 20 damage cut
in half to 10. Yeah, I hear you.

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OK, I am now going to have it take a swing at Beppel.
OK. 28 Beppel has one hit point,so Beppel again puffs away in a
a a puff of smoke that smells a lot like a good Berry.
Yeah. And it is now going to, you

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know, you got its attention. I rolled the dice.
It's taking another claw attack at you.
Heard this is its third and final like regular attack not
legendary right? Regular attack it gets one bite,
2 claws all. Right, go ahead and give a
disadvantage for the shield defender.
OK, well its first roll was an 18, second roll was better for a

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22. I both had thanks.
Thanks, Steel Defender. You take 16 damage, cut in half
the 8. Oh, OK, that ain't so bad.
How's Pebble looking? Popping her shoulder back in
like Mel Gibson falling out of afreaking car, Pops, getting

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ready to get back in there. She's hurting.
She's real hurting. OK, she's listening from your
feet. Yeah.
That is going to bring us to Braggrenier.
All. Right now, I know that I
described it for Narlawine whilehe was at the dais, but anyone
can attempt to rewire things on the dais and pull the switch the

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way Narlawine has thought spoke to you.
You won't get his arcana bonus, you'll you'll have to use your
own. But you everyone understands
what to try to do. I just wanted that to be clear
for everybody. So Nara Lewin is not the only
one who is capable of flipping the switch.
Nara Lewin is the only one capable of flipping the switch.

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I'm not even sure what a switch is.
Apple knows where the switch is,but has no idea in relation to
the mechanics I'm. Going to just run under the jaw.
Go over here and then I am goingto play some pipes.
The item that Nardar made are the pipes of Haunting.

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You can use an action to play them and expend 1 charge to
create an eerie spellbinding tune.
Each creature within 30 feet that hears must succeed ADC 15
Wisdom saving throw or become frightened.
OK, excuse me, NAR NAR, could you please explain?
What you do? Could you?

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Please in detail. Explain.
How the fuck you just crafted some kind of magical item?
Well. When we took our long rest, I
changed my Alvin Boots infusion,which is the replicating magical
item infusion. And one of the items that I can
create instead of the Alvin Boots is Pipes of Haunting.

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And while I myself have not musically inclined, my darling
friend over there is. And if you recall, I did say
that I was sending an item to him as we were descending the
stairs. You, you definitely.
Said item was the Pipes of haunting.
Braggrenier. What was the save on that?
DC. 15. I believe it was wisdom.

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OK, yeah, it is indeed wisdom. OK, Betsy does have a + 6.
I'm going to roll the dice. Rolled A5 on the dice for a 11
total. Please read to me again what the
effect is of the pipes. While you have the frightened

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condition, you experience ability checks and attacks have
disadvantage. Well the source of fear is
within line of sight. I am right next to its face,
like literally in its eye hole for the listeners.
And you cannot willingly move closer to the source of fear.
So I would assume that means it can attack me.

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You would be wrong. It has disadvantage on attacking
you according to the. But it can't move.
Closer to me, it doesn't move its legs or through the floor.
Yeah, I could still. Swing at you.
Would have to move toward. I just picture.

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I just picture the whole house running.
Here's here's. What I'm going to tell you guys,
I love this so much and I love that you prepared this.
Betsy had immunity to fear and Ihave drawn a line through it.
Betsy is terrified of Bragrenierin his fallen Asimar form,

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piping A haunting tune through the pipes and is afraid and will
have disadvantage. Thank you, Mud.
I also included what the pipes look like and it almost looks
like they they were created fromthe bones of the dragon.

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There's a little eyes and the snake on it.
Chad also says get fucked Betsy.Thank you, Chad.
OK. And just for the the flavor
purposes, this was meant to be amulti prong attack.
I don't recall if Betsy did any deck safe throws against the

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webs on her previous turn, but this frightening will impact its
next attempt to not be. Oh yeah.
And restrained. Too, because it it failed the
woundings. Again.
No, the first time it didn't net20 on the web, so you failed on
the wounding. No, it passed the wounding.
What about the Smite? No, you failed.

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It Oh, no, no, no, you're right.I it it failed the second attack
that you made. Which was the smite and the
wounding? OK.
So yes, it does also have a wounding.
Please roll AD 4 because I don'tthink we rolled that on Betsy's
turn. Not this turn.
Nope. Also mud for your knowledge I
failed my. 11. Demonstration on heroism.

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OK. You didn't have to tell him
that. I'm being transparent.
Have. A screen to hide behind.
I got the damage from. Lawfully and.
Then DC-15 con save to save fromthat.
Rolled a twelve 7 + 5. OK, so he's still wounded.

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I rolled. We're going to.
Take him out by. One, that's my mistake.
It's it's a 12. It's a 12, so it's a 12.
I rolled the wrong thing, but I'm going with it.
I mean, you can roll the right right thing.
Nope, too late. OK, he's still wounded.
Does does your smite? Is that still active the bonus?

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I it's a concentration so I never rolled.
I'd have to roll this. Text.
Make sure I save it. Well, roll it because that would
give me advantage on attacks, right?
Right. You already have advantage on
attacks, Yeah. Oh.
OK. But it but it would be advantage
on attacks for everybody. All right, well, a little

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brother is going to. I'm still.
Going to roll it I get a vacant job.
I'm going to bonus action bardic.
I got a 19. See ya.
Assuming that passes. Yep, and whenever I use a bardic
per rules or per the rules animating performance, When you

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use bardic you can command the item as part of your same bonus
action you use for bardic. So I will command it to attack.
OK, make an attack roll. That is a net pointy.
Roll crit damage. So it was a 1D10, so I'll roll
2D10. Yep, right.

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Plus my proficiency bonus which is 3.
That is a. 15 OK 15 points of damage.
Man, little brother is doing some damage.
Betsy is going to take a legendary action if you are done
Braggoneer. Little brother is going to
switch sides. OK so it has three legendary

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actions that it can take betweenplayer turns.
One of them counts as 2 and it is going to use that wing
attack. So I did create a tip box for
everyone there. Everybody is except Nicomas is

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within 10 feet of Betsy. Everyone but so.
Basically, you're about to kill me.
Everyone. But Nicomas, could you please
roll me a Dexterity DC-19 savingthrow?
Voila. Don't forget I gave you a bardic
plus 8. Yep.

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Like a dead like AD 8 or like 8 in general.
D8I rolled a net 20. That's a save.
I rolled a dirty 20. You said it's a what?
Hold. On one second, yeah.
Miss No, I don't need you said. It's a what?
DC it's a 19. OK, so 13 + 3016 + 2 is 18 plus

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my D81 so it's 19. Meets it, beats it.
Did anybody fail? I have to ask you, is this an
effect that I can see? It is flapping its wings, so
yes. OK, that is a 21, good Sir.
OK. I also need one for the steel

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defender and sure, hold on. Oh no, little brother.
Little brother has thought armorthough.
Yeah, Steel defender. He's hiding.
This is an area. Effect steel The feather also

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failed. OK, so OK, if you passed, you
took six points of bludgeoning damage.
If you failed, you were knocked 10 feet away and prone.

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How much damage if he failed? If he failed, it is 13 points of
damage. OK.
So little brother is knocked 10 feet away, and the steel
defender is also very expertly hidden, knocked 10 feet away.

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And the table is also knocked 10feet away.
Bubble goes flying. It finds out from under me.
The table goes crashing across the room, Pebble jumps and lands
in a, you know, Avenger style 3 point landing.
Can I choose to get knocked 10 feet away?

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If you wanted to choose to fail,fall prone.
No, that'd take more damage though.
You'd fall prone too. OK, never mind.
OK. It would take an action to stand
up or half your movement. Stand up.
Yeah. OK, can I ride the table?
No. I'm just kidding.

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I'll allow it with an acrobaticscheck if you want to try it.
No. What just happened in that one
shot? No.
OK. So I think all all of our heroes
passed correct? Thea Narloeen Bragg, Pebble.
You, you. All passed the death.

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OK, so you're all stay where youare.
You only took the half damage 6 points of or wait 13 cut in half
to seven points of damage. Little brother took the 13 and
was knocked away and steel defender took 13 and was knocked
away. I expect both of you to track
their health. I'm not doing that for you.
Yeah, I did that already. Cool, I've got it tracked.

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That was one of its legendary actions.
That is going to bring it to narrowing.
All right, going to go ahead andbonus action.
Connect the wires perfect. Bottom left to top left has been
connected. Let.
Me, see distance. I'm going to go ahead and grab

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the bone at the top left. Is it an action or bonus action
to pick up the bone? Bonus or bonus action?
Your choice. Action or bonus?
Well, I already do the bonus action to connect the saying
Yep. Wait, so then my stuff's already
connected, I don't have to do ita?
Wire No, no, no. Run top left to bottom right.

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Yeah, so running the wire from from the one coil to the other
doesn't do anything except like your movement, but connecting it
to the second to the second coilis a bonus, right?
That is correct, Mr. DM. That is correct.
All right, so I'm actually goingto go ahead and not connect this
coil right now. Then what I am going to do is

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run up, grab the bone and run back down to where I am using my
bonus action. OK, now I believe your long
strider still gives you 40 feet.Is that right?
Yes. So that's that's about 20 feet
to the other side of the coil and back.
Yeah. And then you would have another
20 feet would get you just past the bottom left coil with a

(01:10:41):
bone, no? No, no, it's from where I am to
that top pull up bone is about 15 to 20 feet depending on where
you look measure from. So if you're running up to get
it is half my distance grabbing is my bonus, and then the other
half my distance is running backdown.
Yeah. So I would say to run to the
bone and be back where you are. That would be 30 feet.

(01:11:02):
So you would have another 10 feet to move because you did
long strider. Yeah, that's fine.
I still I still need to connect this thing with the bonus
action. So I'm going to you could handle
leave that where I am. What and then she can't connect
it in one action when she runs down to the other coil.
She would have to use a bonus action, connect it and then run
across and then wouldn't be ableto connect if another turn.

(01:11:24):
It is up to you guys you get to try get inside.
I. I'm going.
I think he could hand you the wire for you on your turn to
connect the bottom left to the top left and then you would have
your movement to run to the bottom right.
But it is up to you, no? No, no.
Why? Would he have to hand me the

(01:11:45):
wire? If it's already connected I
could just grab it. He didn't connect it.
Oh, to. Believe it as is we're we're
good right now. OK you you've got a bone.
She she does like it's a separate wire to go from the top
left to the bottom right. Yes, So like she can run before
I've connected the top left. Yes yeah, that's fine.

(01:12:07):
There's so keeping the the wiresto connect the top left.
I've got a bone kind of on my back that I use the bonus action
to pick up Yep. And I'm standing down here and I
have my action left. OK, what would you like to do
with your action? I am going to go ahead and cast
sitting Let's do a Cure wounds, second level cure wounds on Thea

(01:12:35):
because I'm within touch of her.OK.
Yeah, heal for 14. Thank you.
And that's good for me. So I'll be up here and Thea will
be able to run on her, turn downto the bottom right and do the
connections there. OK, Betsy is going to use her

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last legendary action for this round and take a very terrified
swing at Braggrenier. With.
Disadvantage, please with disadvantage, you hear an Elvin
voice say. Stop, stop, stop, stop.
With disadvantage it got a 21. Jesus.

(01:13:21):
All right, are you killing me this round or next round?
Let's find out. It did 14 points of damage.
Next round it is OK or next attack.
Whichever comes first. That brings us to Pebble.
OK, I am going to farts. Everything hurts.

(01:13:50):
Yes, everything hurts. I was going to go for a bone,
but this thing really needs to distract, you know?
Doesn't. No, I think I'm going for the
bone. You can always run for the bias,
flip the switch, try to try to use your arcana.
I don't have arcana. That'd be like a negative,
negative role. I'm not I'm not wasting a flip

(01:14:10):
switch, switch flip on that. But here's what it's going to
be. I am running for this bone.
OK OK, bonus action. As I do that, bonus actioning
beppling, manifesting echo to take my spot as if I never left.
OK. OK, what was that?
That's over half my movement forthat on those standing.

(01:14:33):
Little legs. Yeah, and I suppose I am going
to take an action and chug a health greater health potion.
OK. Yes.
Action and bonus action. Yeah, I kind of have to.
Sure. No, no, I have to attack.

(01:14:57):
I'm going to. I'm going to attack through
Beppel. Cannot lose my rage.
Yeah, I'm going to attack through Beppel for this action.
OK. Does a 14 hit no?
But you keep your rage. I was paying attention.

(01:15:17):
I know and. I don't think I was.
Swinging again. God damn 8 I don't know.
Miss. You know what?
I'm going to go ahead and unleash Incarnation, read that
forever, and swing 1/3 time. I can heighten my echoes fury

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whenever I take the attack action.
I can make one additional melee attack from the echoes position.
I can use this number of times equal to my constitutional
modifier minimum of once I regain all expended uses when I
finish long rest. This will be the second time
I've done it this fight. SO3 attacks third attack.
I mean OK 10 does not hit. God damn I am rolling like

(01:16:04):
absolute dog shit and I absolutely have to Action surge
I suppose. OK.
That's a free action now, according to the new rules, so
you can. Yeah, I I guess it is too.
To to keep your rage, is it thatyou have to attack or do you
have to hit? I have to attack.

(01:16:25):
So you've. Maintained or.
Take damage. Right.
OK, so you're but if I take damage I'm going down South.
So yeah, I am action surging andtaking an action to grab the
bone. So.
That I am right by. I believe so.

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Read action search for us. Is it specifically the attack
action or any action? On your turn, you can take one
additional action. Accepts a magic action.
OK, that'll do it. Simple.
Yeah, you grab. The button I grabbed up the
bone, I ran 16 foot to get here,so I guess I'm going to run 14

(01:17:10):
foot. I don't know.
I'm 35, Yeah. So about 20 foot towards the
stairs. That gets.
You to. Right between the stairs and the
table. Half of the diets in the bottom
left almost. Yeah.
With a bone in your hands. Can I carry 2 bones?
That I will require a strength check.

(01:17:32):
They are heavy. OK, I'm not requiring strength
checks on carrying one because I'm I'm eating your action
economy to do it. But if you want to do 2 then I
will require. Check I am going to run down to
the the bone down here then OK with the other bone in my in
across my shoulder. OK.
And that is where I will end my turn.

(01:17:53):
That's your turn. Good turn, Pebble.
Bepples, bepples jump it up and go hey hey, over here.
Swing their axe at it. Axe is at it.
You're a little further away. Oh, no.
Beppel is right there. You're right.
OK, Thea, it is Thea's turn. Yes.
All right, Well, going to take this wire and brand passes big

(01:18:17):
head. What is your?
What is your movement speed? Well, and then I'm gonna bonus
it to get to the thing. It's six.
My movement speeds 30 so if I dothe bonus dash I get to the
thing. OK, And is dashing an action or
a bonus action I. Believe that should be an
action? Yep.

(01:18:37):
As a kit soon. What?
I don't think. As a kit, yeah, it's.
It's it's an action and then a bonus action connected.
Boom, top left to bottom right is connected.
So we are just waiting for bottom left to top right to
finish being connected. The wire is there in Narlawine's

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hands and then anyone can make the Arcana check to try and
reconfigure and flip the switch on the dais.
Let's go guys, and it's my turn.OK, that's a good turn, Thea.
You're you guys. Making you one closer.

(01:19:17):
Now we can go down Thea or grab that bone.
Nick Comus, Nick. Comus hiding under the stairs.
What is Nick Comus doing? I got to heal my friends.
I'm going to cast my rank for aid.
Choose up to three creatures within range, each targets hit
points. Maximum or current hit points
increase by 5 for the duration, but because it's rank 4, it's

(01:19:38):
going to be 15. What is the range?
30. No.
Sophia is just out of range. I'm going to give like Bragg is
like 32 feet. I'm going to give it to you and
Pebble is within range. You.
Could. Yeah, I'm going to.
Always move 5 feet. I'm going to feel pebbles.

(01:19:59):
Yeah, you could move. I'm.
Going to say you just like. Forward and cast it and then run
back. Yeah, I'm going to do that, and
then I'll do it like on Bragg, Shia and Pebble.
Fantastic, I like that. Yay.
I hope the. Chat is giving a round of
applause for Swamp Mommy. Yeah, Swamp Mommy's.
Then it's almost been doing drive by aid.

(01:20:20):
My agent, she's just running aidlike throwing like a card at
somebody next one throwing a card running throwing a card,
running back corner. Yeah.
So that that's 15 health for allthree of you.
OK. So 15 to both current and Max,
Yes, OK. Thanks.
Mommy, you're. Welcome.

(01:20:41):
If you just do the Max HP modifier, that usually just does
both. Oh.
I thought it was a heal plus Max15 so I should only get 15.
No no it is. That was that.
It's you get both. You get 15 on your current and
15 on your Max. So I heal for 15 and I get the
bonus 15 from the Max. Correct.

(01:21:01):
I did post a image of swamp mommy in the main chat if the
chat would like to see. Everybody should be clapping for
swamp mommy right now. Yay.
You still might all die. We'll find out.
I hope so. I mean, Nikomas, you ran

(01:21:22):
forward, you cast that, ran back, Anything else?
I'm going to use three more bombon the Summer Court.
OK. Let's see.
Probably on the. I'm still.
On Thea OK. OK.
So that's three more D6 for seven health.
So seven health that also gets gets you one more temp HP as

(01:21:47):
well per like per die spent. So you get 3 temporary HP and
then seven health. Yeah.
Thank you. Nicomas is so powerful, like all
of these people dealing damage, but I swear to God Nicomas, you
are the one who makes every encounter I create so difficult.

(01:22:08):
That goes whoa, go swap mommy. Swap my other rescues that that
ends my swap mommy turn. That brings us to the top of the
turn order with Betsy. Betsy is.
Going to. Roll to regain her breath
attack. Well, Bessie needs to do her
deck save first. Well, she also needs to do her

(01:22:32):
deck save. She needs to roll for damage.
I'll do that. Yes, please roll.
Her damage deck save was a 17. Another one.
Disadvant with. Disadvantage.
She is frightened and she can also repeat the saving throw for
that at the end of her term. She rolled 2 tens, so that's two

(01:22:53):
seventeens on the deck. On the decks save she took one
point of damage from the wounding.
I got that. And then con save 15.
Con save, she rolled a 29. Well, all right.
She finally fixed herself. So she took two damage from
wounding overall. Yeah.

(01:23:15):
Still 2 damage. Still do damage.
She rolled A6 on her breath weapon.
Wait, she rolled just. Don't shoot my way.
Never mind. Oh no, me and Thea are the
closest people. Does she have disadvantage on
the legendary regains? And she's got disadvantage like.

(01:23:38):
She got disadvantage on attacks.Roles.
The breath weapon is a. Save by the player.
Oh no, it's definitely an attackrole.
It's. Not an attack role.
She's got to. Aim.
Doesn't. She.
OK, the. Most damage she can do is a line

(01:24:03):
from Brag to Bebel to Steel Defender to Pebble.
It is just wide enough for all four of you as a swarm of
spiders launches from her mouth.Please brag, Bepple, Steel
Defender and Pebble give me DC-18 Dexterity saving throws.

(01:24:26):
Well, I'm not rolling another Nat 20 to save this time.
The steel defendant did roll a 19, so he saved.
I got a 12. I was trying to get, you know.
That Nat 20 fails going to get aNat 20, so Beppel disappears.
What about and? I got a 16.

(01:24:48):
Pebble fails so. Pebble fails.
Brag fails. I.
Am now going to roll 12D8AS spiders swarm over everybody.
OK, if you. Failed.
You took 54 damage. Oh, it takes.

(01:25:12):
Well, it's the spiders, is it? Necrotic.
It's. Spiders.
Biting for piercing. Well, time for.
That down? I thought you passed.
No. Oh.
I am now. In death saves so.
If you passed. Or if you have resistance, you
took 20. Seven damage, I'm down.

(01:25:34):
OK, who? Who all went down bragging?
Pebble. Me and Pebble and Pebble.
Pebble disappeared. Yeah.
Bragging. Pebble go down.
Does that mean little? Brother is gone.
Little brother deanimates, I believe.
I don't know. And the pipe.
The pipes. The pipes don't specify that.

(01:25:56):
If I go. Down that they they stopped no
the so the pipes actually specified that either.
Frightening us for a minute. It says that nothing besides if
the pipes succeed, they're frightened for a minute, so
animating performance, states Liz.
For an hour. Until it is reduced TO0HP or

(01:26:18):
until I die. It doesn't say go down.
I'll let you decide that one. I believe it's not.
A concentration. It's not concentration, it's
just a spell, but I'll let you keep little brother up because
you guys are. In.
A bad way is Steel Defender still standing.

(01:26:41):
Take that point, baby. OK, that was the breath.
Attack 123. 4-5 people are standing, I'm going.
To roll AD 6. Narlawine little brother Nokomis
steel defender Thea Thea is the closest so Thea.
You are 5 and. Six, I'm just picking on you

(01:27:04):
because your chat is listening. It's got to be exciting for.
Them right? I guess not.
Exciting for. Thea.
One of our viewers is making a Gundam at.
The moment here rolled. A. 5 Thea.
Does a 19 hit yes. Wait, disadvantage.

(01:27:26):
You're right. OK, so it was.
A. 19 was I. Just said Boo DM, Boo Boo the
DM. OK, the.
Second roll was a dirty. 20. So.
I'm sorry, with a disadvantage, I think it's still hit.
Yes, OK. The.

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Takes 23. Piercing damage and two.
Necrotic. Damage.
Well, that's just uncalled for. O25. 25 total, OK.
Diaz still. Stands.
Yeah. I'm rolling that D6 again to see
it was. All that it was all that.

(01:28:10):
It was all that healing, Yeah. I know you guys.
Are so you're so. Fucking strong.
OK, so for its two claw attacks.That was its.
Bite it bit. Thea, it has two claw attacks.
I rolled two. Wait, it bit me.
Yes, it bit you that's what it did, yes, OK, well, I'll.
Just hellish or buke, Yeah. Sure, roll me some hellish.

(01:28:35):
Puke. OK, like the two?
Damage. Well, that's really.
Bad, but it. Still has to roll.
For our decks to do. Half.
Deck save 17. OK, well.
I rolled A5 so half of them OK it takes 3.
Damage. OK, it rolled 2.

(01:28:55):
Threes for the claw attacks. And three was the.
Steel defender rolling with disadvantage.
It got a 22, yeah. And a 23, yeah, yeah.
They they. They hit.
So I'm just rolling damage together here.
Steel Defender takes. It doesn't matter.

(01:29:17):
We've got 6. It's down.
It is down, Darlene. You watch as your little
Phoenix. Steel contraption is ripped
cleanly into by the claws of Betsy.
Oh bitch, the steel defender is down.
That is it for Betsy. Go ahead, roll a.

(01:29:38):
Wisdom. Save OK.
For fear wisdom save Why the? Fear.
Doesn't get saved. It's just active for a minute.
No. A creature that fails can repeat
at the end of each of its turns.19 + 6.
I guess it's not afraid of the guy that's on the ground.

(01:30:00):
I. I.
I guess it doesn't get disadvantage on its.
Attacks with its plus. 20 to to hit.
That's only plus some of them my.
Armor has 14 you only. Need to roll A3.
There's a chance, brag Grenier. Please roll me a death saving
throw. It's 12, I'm getting PTSD.

(01:30:25):
Here now, Louine. It is your.
Turn well. I'm going to go ahead and.
Use my bonus action. To connect the.
Wires, Yeah, all the wires are now connected and then.
I'm going to go ahead and. I wanted to do something else,
but at this rate I'm going to dash down to the dyess.

(01:30:50):
As I do. Can I do a?
Strength check to see if I. Can pick up that second bone
that I'm running past. Am I left?
Give me a strength check. I'm going to say DC. 13. 15
That's a pass. You have two bones.
Where's the lever? Over here you make it to the

(01:31:12):
lever. As you are looking frantically.
At how to reconfigure things ourLouine you have a 2 bones at the
diet, so you have a +2 to this roll on top of anything else you
do a clash of genius or anythingthat you.

(01:31:32):
Can do with your actions and bonus actions.
That you have remaining. Can I give him a heroic
inspiration? You're down.
Oh, why you got to say like that?
That says risk all the. Biscuits.
I'm not going to tell you. What?
Try the biscuit. So I'm going to go ahead and do
my first. Lever pull.

(01:31:53):
Now I will also say. To be clear, you can do one
pull. Per turn, the Arcana check is
the rewiring of things on Betsy.I'm going to count that as it it
takes. Oh NAR Lewin.
Yeah, that's a Nat. 1 + + 9 should I?

(01:32:14):
Can I? Should I do it?
I'll just say should. I give it to you with a Nat one.
Yeah, 'cause you can have it. I have three.
I don't know if he'll give me. A luck roll.
With a Nat one. I will allow you to re roll luck
point. It's a luck.
Point mark one off. I did I'm.

(01:32:34):
Very generous of you. All right, this is.
Going to be. 24. OK, a 24 is a pass.
But it's not a. Critical success NAR Louine, you
reconfigure things, connecting some different wires to
different places on Betsy's perfect corpse on the dais.

(01:32:58):
Could you please roll me AD 6 2 no.
OK, it's too quiet. I don't like it.
You flip the switch and mad scientist.
Style doc from Back to the Future.
You you reconnect things in a hurry.

(01:33:19):
You think you've you've got it right.
At least mostly right. You run to the switch on the
dais, and with all your weight you heave it from right to left,
cranking it, and electricity explodes across the laboratory.
It engulfs Betsy and you on the dais.

(01:33:42):
That counts as one pass towards a favorable.
Outcome. But Nara Lewin, you are caught
in the arcane energy arcing through everything, the dragon
Betsy and the mansion. And with a 2 on that D6.
Could you please tell me your alignment?

(01:34:07):
I am. Neutral good.
I need to move it in one square.In any direction from neutral
good as a part of your soul is. Sucked.
Out of you and transferred into Betsy.

(01:34:31):
Basically, I can go to Lawful Good, chaotic Good or True.
Neutral, correct? Yeah, But if you go positive.
You're giving. Negatives to Betsy.
You know I'm going chaotic. Good NAR Louine is now.
Chaotic Good. That is 1 pass.

(01:34:53):
I'm going to pull the lever next.
All right. I mean, we have the chances if I
get, if I. Get another positive.
Then you have one chance to do anegative I guess.
I mean I have a + 0 to arcana but fuck it.

(01:35:13):
There's there's inspirations. Guidances.
Flash of geniuses, If Thea is near you, you can add stuff,
whatever it may be. Pyro casts Flash of Genius.
Speaking of Pebble. Narloeen, I believe.
You have done everything you can.

(01:35:34):
Is that correct? Yes.
Pebble, please give me a death. Saving throw arc.
Please have my back in this one.9.
Pebble, that's a failure you. Wake up.
On the shores of. Styx.
Again. Braggrenier.

(01:35:54):
Say more. What's up, Bragg?
You went. Oh hey, Pebble.
Where are. We.
You ain't never. Been here.
This is where I met Bark on thatbeach.
So long ago. There's supposed.
To be a guy here, more Mortimus.I'm sure he'll be around.
What's a Mortimus? Mortimus.

(01:36:18):
What do? You ask the God of death.
Yeah, brag you and what do you have girls?
What do? You have the.
Role to pass. It is 11. 11 or better.
OK. Yeah, yeah, we got to.
Kind of get back there, but. You know if if Mortimus.
Is here. I kind of want to ask him to see
if he can pass a word to bark tome or.

(01:36:41):
From me, for me. Didn't you say you met Bark
here? Where is he?
That's. I don't even see Mortivus
mortivus. You do not Thea return.
My turn. It is the Oh, it is my turn.
For our listeners as a. Reminder Mortivus.

(01:37:02):
Is the God of. Death and the.
Land between the living and the dead.
OK, well I'm going to slap Brag in the ass and pick him up.
Like with with him or? Casting a healing on.
Him. She's.
Bringing. I just need one.

(01:37:26):
Hit point and I'll pop back out.Yeah, he he needs one HP.
And he's, he's awake, OK. All right, I gave you 15.
With Leigh on hand and that, that.
Was my that's. An action.
Thea slaps your. Ass and you wake up with a start
and. Pebble is suddenly sitting alone

(01:37:49):
by the River Styx. Yeah, yeah, mid conversation.
Pebble. Pebble, why are you picking?
Up. Gone.
Yeah. OK, yeah, so you got 15 and
you've got the bone. No, I don't have a bone.
The bone's already gone. Yeah, that.

(01:38:09):
Bone. I don't know who picked that.
Bone up the. Bone is laying with the remains.
Of. The defender.
Yep. OK, so it's all the way.
Down there. Oh, OK.
Well. Yeah, guys.
Brags back up. I can go try to go towards that

(01:38:32):
direction. So you're running over to that
bone. I was over here.
And I went there. So that bone is about it'll
probably since I I. Moved.
I moved to. Get him.
Yeah, you did. Oh, you're.
I could probably go about right there.
You were by the cable. What's your?

(01:38:53):
Movement speed. 3030, yeah. Right about there.
Betsy is going to take generic Oh.
Nope, sorry. Go ahead.
You what? You moved and you used your
action. So, OK, so if I listen, Betsy,

(01:39:27):
don't try to get me regardless. So.
It doesn't. Matter if I'm in the red circle
or if I'm not. If you move out of the red, she
does a legendary a opportunity. Regular.
So I can. Still buy bonus action.
Dash to be right. Here.
It. Takes an action to dash fuck.

(01:39:47):
I'm sorry that my life took. Away.
Your turn. Whatever, just fucking attack me
and kill me. Thea.
How much help do you have? 23 OK.
And brag. 15 I. Can't bonus.
Action do anything to help. So OK.

(01:40:08):
I mean, I I don't have a turn this round.
So I'm going to I. Get it?
I'm going to roll AD 4. Between Bragg and Thea Bragg
odds Thea evens I rolled A2. No, if you kill me I'm out of

(01:40:31):
this discord right now. I'm.
Just going to. Ask.
Die do you, if he. Does more damage.
Do. You all want me to be.
Honest or do you? Want me to pull my punches so
you can all? Be badass heroes, I don't care.
Honesty, Betsy. Ruled a Nat. 20.
OK. I put other than that.

(01:40:52):
Ouchy, it is a 30. One to hit.
Does that hit? I'm not answering that.
Question. OK.
That's almost double. Her AC.
And says she's immune. Like it's like.
Magic as all right, Thea. There's a chance.
That you'll you'll. Live through this.
It's 4 D 6 + 6 so it would like have to Max out the damage here

(01:41:16):
I think to drop you. Because you have how much?
23234D6. +6. Here we go.
It did. 23 damage exactly. All right, bring us back.
The Thea, the red. The Fox.

(01:41:39):
Gets caught in the back of the head.
By a swinging claw. Of Betsy and heavily hits the
ground and Pebble. In one second Brag Grenier
disappears, and in the next second Thea appears next to you
by the river. You see, Mort, I don't know who
that is. Give me a deception check.

(01:42:04):
He's. He's the God of death.
Suddenly. Mortivus is standing behind both
of you. I feel like I'm off he be nice
to. Mort.
He. Chuckles.
Good. Naturedly.
And. He says.
Thea. Did you think dedicating

(01:42:28):
yourself to a minor deity of misfortune would bring you
anything but misfortune? Did you think I don't really
fucking care? He chuckles again, and he sits
down. Very affably between the two of
you, Bony feet extend down into the waters of the sticks.

(01:42:51):
And he points and he says, let'swatch what your friend Nokomis
does. And the two of you can see.
Swirling. In the waters of the River of
the Dead, where souls flow down,you can see the basement
perfectly. Everything all at once.
And it is Nokomis's turn. Ebel, do you hear somebody

(01:43:12):
talking? Yeah, well, that sure fucking
don't. Well then.
Nokomis is. Watching all this.
Transpire and kind of seeing thedragon just be kind of a Dick,
quite frankly. Quite frankly.
Quite frankly, and Nicomas is going to.

(01:43:34):
Take a deep breath, focus on themoment, and then I'm going to
heal Pebble. I see that.
Mark, she dabs Mark up real quick.
What up there? Mark Pat's Pebble on the.
Top of the head and says see yousoon.
Yep, and Pebble disappears. Nakomis.

(01:43:55):
How much are you healing Pebble for?
That's going to be healing word rank 3.
The healing word is going to be pineapple.
And I healed you for 18, all right, And then I'm going to
bowl. Bonus.
Action while it's hard to say. And I can't.
This is I just looked at the rules.
This is legit. I can.
Use a. Bonus I can use a bonus action

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in action. To cast healing.
Spirit rank 2 according to the bonus action rules.
OK. So that's that's what we're
going to do. OK.
And. I'm going to cast the Healing
spirit directly on to Thea Thea.You watch as Nokomis begins
casting this. First healing Pebble.

(01:44:39):
Then summoning the healing spirit and Mortivus Pats the top
of your head between your foxy ears and says, And I'll see you
soon too. Bye bitch.
I I only heal fear for two though.
Ears back up. Any anytime someone starts

(01:45:01):
their. Turn or goes.
Next. To the Spirit.
Within 5 meters by the way, they're going to heal moving
forward. For one D6 it says 5 foot cube.
Sorry, not meters. Nakomis any movement?
No, I like to stay under the stairs.
Please I'm. Going to say with Betsy's last
legendary action. She will swing at Swamp Mommy

(01:45:24):
with disadvantage as you take cover under the stairs right at
Travis in the basement. Nikomis.
Does a 17. Hit.
Corseta Nakomis takes. 11 pointsof damage from the Legendary
Claw. Attack.

(01:45:44):
No problem. All right, top of the turn.
Order. What does Betsy?
Need to roll. Everybody tell.
Me give me all your shit and to roll.
Well, have anything for me anymore?
OK, Dex Dex save for the. Webs, but that's about.
It. Yeah, I got, I got shit.

(01:46:07):
Yeah, you saved out of the wounding. 16.
On the webs is. It a what is the DC on that?
I'll be a 15 OK does save on thewebs.
I am rolling. To see if she gets back her
piercing psychic breath, she hasto roll A5 or A6.
She rolled A1 so no breath attack.

(01:46:30):
Thank. God for all of you, OK?
I'm rolling my D fours as some. People stand up and others are
healing and others are flipping off the God of death.
She's going to make a couple attacks biting and clawing.

(01:46:50):
Who's the lucky 1 not getting rolled for?
Believe it or not, it's. Narluene it's not getting rolled
for. Yeah, she she's.
Got. Three attacks.
For the the. People closest to her and she is
going to swing at actually all three of you little brother Sia

(01:47:13):
and then Bragg so starting with little brother makes a bite
little. Brother, little brother. 19 to
hit? Yeah, that hits little.
Brother has more armor than Bragg.
That's. How much else does Little
Brother have? Right now 37, OK.

(01:47:34):
Well, he takes 13. That's how much he took last
night, yeah. No, he he absorbed up that bite.
Attack and then he. Takes an additional 3 points of
necrotic. I don't think he has.
Like any. Resistant or anything so like 16
total immunity is poisonous psychic Yeah, so.
Mother three yeah, 16 total. Takes a clod attack of Thea.

(01:47:58):
Thea, what is your ACI ain't telling you.
Just roll the dice. He rolled A2.
For 13, it's a 16. He rolled a. 13 on new Thea
good. I fully came off.
Too. Bragg.
Grenier. Not AS.
Don't roll A3 Not As. Lucky he.

(01:48:18):
Rolled A3 plus. 11 for. 14 God. Damn it, yeah, that hits.
Bragg takes. Oh.
Not quite maximum. I don't know.
How much health did you have youyou take?
16 damage, that's beats it aboutone.
I'm down. OK, Braggrenier.

(01:48:42):
Reappears by the river. And.
Is down again. Oh, you guys, but you need to
get those bones over to nylon that that's it.
For. For Betsy's main turn, that
brings us to. Bragg Bragg, please give us a
death saving throw that was so close to a net 20.

(01:49:04):
But you rolled. That's a. 1414 that's one pass
that's he's going to take a legendary.
Action. Can.
Can. Little brother move.
No, you're. I don't.
Want to pick up a bone? Wait, why can't little brother
move? Because I can't control it.

(01:49:24):
My contracts act on. Their own when I'm down.
I. Believe his takes a bonus action
to come. Yeah, mine.
Is a bonus action unless I'm down then.
It can do whatever it wants, theno the only thing my constructs
allowed to do. I think it's the dodge action.
Oh, it can move and use its. Reaction on its own.

(01:49:48):
But it can only attack when I command it.
Would you like to move it? Yeah.
Where do you? Want to move it?
I'm going. To move it up to this bone.
OK. Just a.
Heads up it is. A Oh, it says.
Large or smaller downstroke, I guess you're going to say it's
smaller, but it has a strength of 18, so it should if if I come

(01:50:14):
back. Up it should.
Be able to. Move a bone.
OK, that's he's taken away from legendary swings.
And. I landed on the Comus.
The Comus How are we doing on health?
OK, you say A. Legendary.
Swing, yeah. One of its legendary.
Actions I have 33 health I don'tknow it's.
OK. Yeah.
Yeah, you're good. You'll live 17 to hit.

(01:50:38):
Yeah, that that hits Not bad. Only 15 damage.
Is that all you got? The dragon roars in.
Your direction and a couple spiders.
Fall from its mouth. Pyromas eats the spiders.
Point OK. NAR Lewin.

(01:51:02):
That brings us to NAR Lewin. You got 2 bones on the dais and
you can use your action to try to rewire things and flip the
switch. It's an action to do that.
Yes, I gave it. To you last time for.
Free because you. Had used your action and bonus
action and things, but technically it costs an action

(01:51:25):
to rewire things. I was just so excited you
finally got there. I gave it to you.
You know what? Fuck it, bonus action.
You can still have an action forsomething else.
Beautiful. Just to me one second edition
math. Math Are there torches?
Where we are in this basement. Like are there?

(01:51:45):
Like torches around, Like littlefires.
How are we illuminated down here?
Well, the Dragon's giving off anillumination because of the.
Smite that was cast on it I did have around the room.
It is arcane lamps. It is what what what are we
trying to do? Tell me tell me what you want.

(01:52:07):
I have. Something.
Called pyrotechnics. Pyrotechnics is choose an area
of non magical flame that you can.
See and that fits within. 5 Fromcube within range.
I can extinguish the fire in that area and create either
fireworks or smoke when I do so.So are there any within 10 feet
of him that I can extinguish? Going to say yes.

(01:52:28):
OK, so I've got a. Range of 60 feet, OK.
So I can go to the edge. Of the dyess to get closer to.
It. And I'm going to go ahead and
extinguish a flame. And with that, we're going to go
ahead and do some fireworks and he do a con save, please.
Yes, he can. I'm not quite sure what you're

(01:52:51):
going. For yet but.
He's got a + 10 to. Constitution.
Well, I hope you rolled in threeor four.
No, not quite. No better chance of failing.
Than hitting me you're. Rolled in that. 20 for a 30 all
right. Well then, he's not blind.
We could try. Would you like to?

(01:53:11):
I thought it was a the. Lever, yeah.
You can wait. If you'd rather.
Have more people. Up.
Ready. To help.
And give you some bonuses to this check if you would like.
Just going to go ahead and do a pull of the lever, OK.
With my +2 and +7. OK.

(01:53:33):
Are we all? Ready.
Let's go that one. OK, take.
My other fucking luck point. Bro God.
Damn it, one more look. Use.
A luck point. It it was a 19.
And then barely rolled over. Switch your dice 21 + 220.

(01:53:55):
Three, no reason. To do a luck of flash genius.
So that is 2 passes. NAR Louine, please roll me
another D6. Oh, I believe we're electric
again. Once again, electricity works.
Through the room. And Thea and Nick Comus,

(01:54:16):
probably. From where you're standing, you
see the skeletal outline of Narlaween as he pulls the switch
and electricity and blue fire flood around the dais.
Narlaween you have gained a another new effect.
Once a day, you can choose for an attack to become a Nat 20.

(01:54:40):
After you do so, your next threeattacks have a 50% chance of
being a Nat one. OK, so that's my bonus action
and my action, and I'm going to go.
Ahead and run to the bottom of the dais.

(01:55:01):
OK. And that's going to go ahead and
end my. Turn.
Is this the? Deck of many things in
Liverpools. Wrong lover prong.
Chad just said that. 22. Net ones is wild.
I have the worst. Lock with like the cannon, the

(01:55:22):
levers for an artificer. No shit.
Yeah, but you have. 2 words. Now I'm going to tell you.
For everybody to understand, if you get another success between
a 20 and a 29, there will be a favorable outcome, but there's

(01:55:44):
only one more attempt for a critical.
Success. Of ADC 30 or higher Now we
understand these I am going to let you guys also know if
somebody. Wants to go.
And help with reconnecting things.
Someone could give the help action to make this roll with
advantage. If you can get there, I have a

(01:56:08):
question. OK.
I have I have two. Bones on me.
Right. Yes, you do.
If. I if I use the dash.
Action OK. From where I'm at, how?
Hard would the DC. To be to hop the stairs?
How tall are they? Like an athletics check?
What? I mean with two.

(01:56:30):
Bones in tow if. If I go around the stairs, I
would be at the bottom of the dais.
Not on, Go around the stairs andyou could reach Narla Wing.
I'll OK if you. Dashed.
I'll say that. OK.
OK. And I've got some 2 bones on me.
Yeah. OK, Pebble it it.
Is your turn if you want to try to run around Nicomas.

(01:56:56):
I'll even let Nokomis give you ahelp action to give you a boost
of launch you up. It's an athletics check.
I definitely just did that. If you want to do that, it's up
to Pebble if if you want to. Try to cut the distance.
I will let you run to Nokomis bebounced up.

(01:57:16):
To. The stairs and I'm going to
fudge the distance. I will let you reach the dais
with a a movement and a dash with two bones in here and with
a help action from Nikomis, I'm going to give you advantage on
ADC 17 Athletics check. OK, well I am going to rage the
hell up as I run. Over what is Pebble thinking as

(01:57:40):
she rages? Get the bones.
Get the. Bones.
Get the. Bones and that's that's all
she's thinking is get the. Bones.
Get the bones. And yeah, she's going to run
around to Narloween. Or are you going to risk it to
reach the diocese? I I need to risk it for the
biscuit? Athletics check, baby.
And raging so advantage. I.

(01:58:03):
Advantage health action anyway too if you have rage and you
have. Advantage on.
Athletics I'm. Going to say with Nokomis
helping you. I'll drop the DC from 17 to 15.
OK, Thank you. Roll that.
Beautiful. Footage I got 17, Kyle.
Nick. 17 you see Pebble. With two dragon bones in.

(01:58:25):
Either hands over her. Shoulders hauling ass around the
corner and you just to like linkyour fingers and nod at Pebble.
Pebble you lunch and the comas. You heave upward this little
gnome barbarian and Pebble. You land on the table with a

(01:58:48):
crash and run and jump and you land on the dais and there are
now 4 bones on the dais as you drop them.
Oh yeah, Pebbles. Like.
Hands on her knees. One finger up like hell yeah.
That's how you do do it. Rebel.

(01:59:13):
I believe that's. Your your, your movement, your
emotion. You can do much everything has
everything that's that's a wildly let.
Me. Let me.
See if I can't remember how manyaction surges I.
Have not that I don't, I don't think I you know what?

(01:59:35):
No, I can't, I raged. I.
Need to be in a rage more than Ineed beppeled right now.
Yeah, that will be the end of myturn.
OK, that brings us to Thea. But before that.
Don't you? Don't you dare.
I'm a fucking dare. Legendary action.

(01:59:57):
Choosing. Between Narluene, you know what?
No little brother Narluene Thea Nokomis 1234.
I'm rolling AD 4I rolled a three.
So that's little brother Narluene Thea.
You're a dead meat. Adm.

(02:00:19):
Just don't roll on that one. Don't roll on that one.
Mr. DM, that's a 21 to hit. You have two points.
Roll your fucking damage. 12. Damage Betsy swings her.
Tail around and the comas and Narluene, you have a Clearview
as Thea crumples, smashing into the concrete floor under Betsy's

(02:00:44):
tail, and she is once again the Red fox.
Oh hey, welcome back the. You are back on the river, right
where? You were before with.
Mortivas sitting beside you, andBraggrenier sitting on the other
side of Mortivas, and the God ofnever talk to Bragg ruffles your

(02:01:06):
ears again and says. Welcome.
Back roll them bones and he. Looks at Braggrenier.
And brag Rainier, you see. A skeletal, toothy smile, as
Mortiva says. Isn't this exciting?
Your voice, That was so smooth. Yeah.

(02:01:29):
Yeah, it's it's. Exciting.
I'm I'm used to this at this point.
Hey Brag, who are you talking to?
Do you? Not see that guy?
He's been staring silent at me. Silently at me for like 5
minutes. Mortivas looks at you brag, and

(02:01:50):
he says we. Actually have a lot to talk
about Thea please roll me a doubt saving throw wait right
away or I thought that's the. 1st The start of the turn, a
legendary action. Between Pebble and.
Thea and now it is Thea's turn. He rolled A10 that is 1 failed.

(02:02:11):
Hold on. No, it says success starts.
Her turn. She starts her.
Turn in the healing spirit because it's AD 6 of it helps
return so. You're right, you're right.
So. She did go.
Down. Yes, but she is in the healing
spirit. Well, this is my turn after that

(02:02:31):
Legendary action. Legendary action, then it is the
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you pop right up.
Also, again, I did just roll in the deaf's.
Death saves. And it rolled A10 and it shows
up as a success. Maybe it is 10 and above.
OK, maybe it is that that would mean you just so.
You are aware now that would mean you have.
A 55%. Chance of going up it's.

(02:02:52):
Not 5050. Yeah, it says that the role is
10 or higher. You succeed.
Wild. Yeah, I have always done. 1.
Through 10 and 11. Through 20, OK.
Well it doesn't matter DMS. DMS sucks so.
I Boo. This deal?
Am I just popping up with one? Or am I still?
Rolling the D. Six, it's AD 6:00.

(02:03:14):
It's at the start of your turn, so 2.
Thea disappears from the river. And.
Mortivas looks at Bragg, Grenierand.
Says it's just the two of us now.
There you go, stare at me quietly.
Again, he stares silently. At you Thea, it's your turn.
You're. Up with two hit points.
All right, well. Walking over to Bragg.

(02:03:41):
His. Ass again, Martin wanted brag.
And. Says.
See you soon. Brag I smash.
You for 10. Pops up.
Both of y'all get into that healing.
Spirit. As I'm.
Smacking his. Ass my hand goes to the other.
Dimension and I full flip him off and pull brag back through.

(02:04:07):
Can you use your movement and drag?
Me into that healing spirit. Absolutely.
Can I do that as my action drag him in?
Why the fuck not purple? She's grappling me and I'm not.
Resisting, I'm. Yeah, you drag him into the.
Healing. Spirit role for healing spirit.
We both get to since we just walked into it.

(02:04:27):
Is it? How?
It works Or is it? Just like at the beginning of
our trip, I think. I think you only get to do it
once. Nokomis Beginning.
Beginning of your turn or if you.
Walk into it. Says either or.
Started your turn into it, you left it, and then you walked
into it. Yeah, both of you roll AD 6.
There's another. 2 for me. I'll take it.

(02:04:48):
Hey, that's a six. Well, fuck you too, bitch.
I'm just kidding. I'm just.
I gave you 10. You got the 10.
Yeah, I got. I got. 16.
Health. I'm feeling strong.
I have 4:00 doesn't matter he. Gave me for 15.
Last time, anyway. At least go At least go home to.

(02:05:11):
Dinner first. He's my husband.
He has to get dinner. Jeez.
The healing. Spirit only has one more charge.
Left in it though, FYI. Can you cast it again?
Yes, I can, Nick. Just keeping them up.
How much health do you have? I have a bad feeling about this

(02:05:32):
drooping. I know exactly why.
Mud's asking Nick Comus. Hello.
Yes dear. How much else do you have?
Oh, you're asking me. I it's 19 night night.
Gene. Because I rolled A1234 for
Narluene Thea Bragg. Nokomis Betsy is taking her last

(02:05:55):
legendary action and I rolled A4which is Nokomis OH 19.
It's. An 18 to hit.
Yep. I jump in.
Front of Nokomis 16. Damage.
OK, I'm still alive. You are.
Still standing. Oh my God, it is.

(02:06:18):
Nikomas's turn as you all. Watch.
The stairs explode in a. Shower of splinters.
As the tail whips around at Nikomas smashing into Swamp
Mommy and the stairs gnarly weena just absolute shrapnel of wood
flies in your direction as the tail swings around but Nikomas

(02:06:41):
stands and it's Nokomis turn. But well, hello friends and
Dragon. Yeah, wow, I'm going to heal
everyone, Ben says. Go swamp mommy.
You can try. I'm.
Going to heal. Brag and I'm going to use.
Healing Word and the healing word is pineapple.

(02:07:04):
I can't, because I can't think of any other fruits tonight, you
know? And pretty.
Distraught. And we?
So is that that 20 you said? It was for me, right?
Yes. OK, awesome.
Thank you. I'm above half health for the.

(02:07:25):
First time tonight. Nice to use fruits since.
Walking down the stairs. Nicolas.
Would you like to move at all? Yes, the way you said that I
think I should. It would be.
Smart. I'm going to move.

(02:07:47):
Get out of the line. I.
Want a bonus section heal myselfthough because I didn't.
Take my bonus section, go for it.
You see what he's doing, right? Yes.
Yes, I do. Oh dear.
God, so I'm going to use. Healing burn on myself first
rank. I'm going to heal myself for

(02:08:09):
six. I'm like sitting.
Here like do I take out four or do I take out three?
In the healer. All right, I'm good.
I'm more than 60 feet away. I don't know what.
He's planning. That's well.

(02:08:30):
From the edge of. Its hit.
Box you are 50. Feet away.
Well, I can move more because I didn't use my full movement.
Let's see if it even gets. Its breath weapon.
Yeah, I just feel like if you'rein that corner on the left, it's
not going to go around that wall.
That is correct. That is OK.

(02:08:50):
Yeah, that's actually shorter distance.
Too than we're where. Yeah, I can move.
That that's easy. That's only 20 feet from where
with it rolled A5 at the top of the IT.
Is Betsy's turn. So here's what I need.
NAR Lewin or a Pebble. Roll me a luck check and whoever

(02:09:11):
rolls higher is spared. What are you doing?
D20D20D20D20 Flat. Luck.
And what we do that can you rolla decks for the webs?
Yes. Yeah, I believe you still have
that bardic I gave you. Earlier.
That you got another napped one?No I used webs.

(02:09:31):
Wild. 20. 7. I got a four.
On my luck. Pebble, I'm going.
To give you a choice. I got AI, got a.
Three on my luck. What?
Was my choice, I'll give him. The choices now.

(02:09:51):
Three, my friend. Hey, that's not a net one.
Don't yell at him for a 3, it's less.
I think he was going to give him, he, he, he was going to
give Pebble. The opportunity to take that
instead of me, since I'm more important for the polls, I was
going to let Pebble do a performance check and.

(02:10:11):
It doesn't matter. Brag Thea Pebble, please roll
me. DC. 19 Wisdom.
Saving. Throws is this Is this for half?
Damn it. Oh, wait.
I have no. I have no fucking hell so I
failed anyway. I failed.

(02:10:32):
What am I rolling brag? Wisdom saved wisdom.
Oh. Saved.
Wow, it's I got a 20. A 20 is a pass.
You saved OK. And I'm still going to fucking
go. Down we're.
Going. To fight out.
You're still a healer, yeah. You will pop up. 1st to your
turn. If you failed.

(02:10:52):
You took 53 damage. She says fuck, Oh my God, I'm
way down. I'm down.
If you pass. 53 damage. 53 is. Almost my Max health.
And this is. Psychic.
Pebble Yeah. No, I'm down.
I'm down. Even at half OK, I only.
Had. Freaking 18.

(02:11:14):
The shrieking. Whale of von.
Richter, Steiner's wife, fills. The basement.
Bragg, Thea and Pebble pop up back on the River of the Dead
from where you're sitting. Braggsy and Pebble.
Are bleeding. From the.
Eyes, ears, nose collapsed on the ground.

(02:11:38):
Hey, Mortimus. Mortimus Pats.
Everyone on the head with three.Arms and says.
Welcome back back. Betsy is going to take a bite
attack at little brother. Roll to 22.
Little brother 19 damage Little brother.
'S alive. Is there necrotic?

(02:11:59):
Again. Yeah, 17 piercing.
Oh, so there's two necrotic? So 19 OK little brother is alive
NAR. Louine, how much health do you
have? 44 L NAR Louine you're hit for a
20. 9 I think a. 29 hits as close so we do the maths.

(02:12:22):
Could be the 112 damage meter beats it.
Yeah. Yeah, he hits you'll 29.
It's going to swing. An arluin a second time.
I think you got the help to takeit though.
My new bro 19 + 11 for a 30 to hit. 1.
Just one above my meter beats it.
Yeah, he's got me. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. 15 damage leaves me at 17.

(02:12:46):
That is it. For.
Betsy's turn. It's.
Bragginger's turn. So.
I get the plus six from the Spirit and I believe that was
the. Last charge I will get 2.
I am going to use my bardic on Darlene.
It's got a 60 foot. Range.
So I can easily hit him. Little brother is also able to

(02:13:12):
move on my bonus action it is going.
To pick up. The bone and then it is going to
move. It's 30 feet of movement to
chaos north of Marlowing. OK, so he'll be there and then?
I am. Going to use a force.

(02:13:37):
Level. Cure.
Wounds on Theo. Yeah.
That was terrible, I got. 2 onesit's going to.
Be 16 Health. Though that's better than 0 all
at once. Pebble is sitting.
Alone by. The river as the end brag.
Disappear and wake up under the snarling skull of Betsy looking

(02:14:05):
down at you. Anything else?
Brag. Picking up a bone is an action,
right? Yes, it is OK.
Yeah, then I can. I thought it was a bonus action.
Action or bonus? Action can little.
Brother, use bonus actions. I didn't he.
Already picking up the bone? Yeah, but I'm, I'm wondering.

(02:14:26):
If he. Can dash.
But I don't know if a pen's fine.
He doesn't need to. Yeah, yeah, he doesn't need to.
NAR Lewin. Will be able to do.
A strength check to see if it can drag 2 bones up the dais.
Is that it? Brad?
I am my turn. Yeah, I am my turn.
Legendary action. As Betsy swings at Braggrenier.

(02:14:48):
What? What was that?
Did you want to do something? No, no, no, no.
Roll A Roll A2 please. It's a 22.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm just going to I'm.
Just going to say I'm. Down I have.
Two health, 13 damage, one bloodhand.
Thea you bring brag? Or brag brings you up, you see

(02:15:12):
dagger flying across the. Room.
And then, all at once, a clawed hand pounds down on top of
Bragg, smashing him into the concrete, and Bragg goes back
down. Hey, Bragg.
Hi. What's up, Neville?
Has this guy just been staring? At you 2.

(02:15:32):
Oh, we've been talking, Yeah. Martivus and Pebble just.
Finished. A very long.
Conversation. About the use of the letter G in
the word longevity and why the Gis used twice it's longevity.
What's longevity? Narrow Louine, it is your turn,
so I'm. On the one bone and.

(02:15:55):
I say bonus, I say strength stuff to see if I can drag.
That. Bone.
And the little brother Bone, right?
Yes. So let's start with that. 17.
That's. Enough narrow.
Louine muscles rippling, dragging 2 more dragon bones,
one painfully excruciating step after another, dragging them up

(02:16:22):
the stairs, connecting more wires, and combining that arcane
power to Betsy's corpse. You know I wasn't done.
Oh no, yes, I didn't move. Yet I didn't move.
Yet. All right, my bad.
So now. That I have the 2 bones and

(02:16:44):
little. Brother and cow and.
Another plus 10 to bone to movement.
I've got 50 movement. I'm going to go ahead and cast
aid to lift up. Sia or.
Sia's already up for AG and Pebble, OK, so both of them can
stand out. And then I'm going to run.
Up on to the Diaz. The Diaz Whatever, What's the

(02:17:06):
healing for? That yeah.
What? Was the what was the fives?
It's. Aids, so +5 to your.
Current and. Max, are you pulling the lever?
I am pulling. The lever we.
Have 6 bones. And I have a barding as as you
cast. Aid on Pebble.
Pebble. You can give the help action as

(02:17:29):
and I will how to connect thingsand I will please roll me.
Arcana with advantage. So.
It's going to be a Oni +6. +4 for a flash for genius.
So that's a 30. And I've got a bardic.

(02:17:50):
Could both Narloween and Pebble please?
Roll me at D. Six I was 3737.
On the. 5 for the D6. I also got a 5 for my.
D6. Hell yeah, brother.
Headbutt. Narloin.

(02:18:10):
Oh, I jump up and headbutt Narloin and she hits me right in
the chest and I just give her a forehead kiss.
OK. Narloin.
According to the dice. Log Narloin rolled first on the
five. Yes, Narloin.
Oh, it changes. You have gained.

(02:18:32):
A new. Ability.
Wait, wait. No.
I rode first. I see you now have.
B Steel Rage. If you miss an attack.

(02:18:53):
You can use your reaction to make it an automatic hit, and if
you do, you go. Into a frenzy.
Where? You can no longer.
Choose what you attack. You automatically attack
whatever is nearest to you. I sound back to me.
I was like Pebble. I'll I'll write that.

(02:19:15):
Into the. Into the chat.
Pebble. Yes, you also rolled A5, but you
rolled second. You get the next option down.
I'm banished, aren't I? Pebble dies.
Good game everyone. Pebble.
Gets an Intelligence of 20. Pebble, yes.

(02:19:36):
You feel the arcane. Electricity.
Passing. Through.
You and you feel lightning surgethrough your body and suddenly
your vision cuts in half and at first you think you just got
knocked on the head really hard but.
You know that happens all the. Time but you keep drinking and

(02:19:58):
you realize you are blind in your right eye.
NAR louine you Pebble needs an eye patch.
Well, NAR Louine, you look. At Pebble and you see pebbles.
Right. Eye.
Has gone from the normal color to a swirling Gray misty,

(02:20:18):
ghostly grayish shroud Pebble. You are now.
Blind in your right eye and you have minus.
One on. Persuasion checks because you
look scary as shit. However, do you want to say I
look scary? I look scary as shit anyway you
look. Scarier.

(02:20:38):
Than shit, you have a -1 to persuasion.
I'm also. Going to write this into.
The chat so don't worry with your ghost eye you have a -1 to
persuasion but once a day you can use your ghost eye and you
can look through non magical barriers as though you have
X-ray vision. For how long?

(02:20:59):
Fun for approximately. 6 seconds.
OK, I. Just imagine Pebble wearing an
eye. Patch and using that ability to.
See through the eye patch. And Pebble you now?
Have. Very similar to the scars on

(02:21:23):
Narlouine's forearms. The modeled electric scar of
lightning crossing over and through your ghost eye.
Badass man. Harry Potter eye.
That's the eye that I. Used to look at things with with

(02:21:45):
a. 37 The two of you have correctly connected everything,
and the flash of arcane energy thrums Thea and Bragg.
You look up. Betsy's mouth is right above
you, lunging down to bite into both of you, and then the entire
skeleton falls apart. Bones clatter on the ground

(02:22:09):
heavily all around the 2. Of you as you cling to.
Each other certain that you're going to die again, but the
dragon falls apart and slowly begins to dissolve into the
floor around you. I try to get a tooth.
I was about to. Say, can I grab a?

(02:22:33):
Tooth roll me. Just kind of staggering.
Roll me a con saving throw. Fucking teeth collectors. 17
shoot, it was oh wait, you're talking to us.
Yes, Pebble. Not Pebble.
Pebble, you're. All the way over on the dais,
Thea. You drop the Fang fast enough it
does not burn your hand, Brag Grenier.

(02:22:55):
You also pick up a tooth from Betsy and as it dissolves in
your hand, you fling it away before it burns into your
fingers and dissolves. Wow, poop, Narluene and Pebble.
The two of you are standing. Dazed, fried, sapped of all of

(02:23:16):
your energy and smoking with arcane, billowing smoke around
the two of you and the corpse onthe dais, after thousands of
years, sits upright, blinks, looks around and says Richter.
Richter, is that you? My name's Pebble.

(02:23:39):
Richter's. Upstairs.
Yes, Betsy, it's me. It's me, darling.
That was just. Fun.
That won't be my real answer. Yeah, No, no, no.
Give me a persuasion. This is Patrick Give.
Me a persuasion. That is a very chaotic.

(02:24:01):
Good thing to do. It's almost an A20 but it's a 2
+ 2. For a four.
Betsy starts screaming and the door to the basement flies.
Open with a heavy thud and Artificer von Richtersteiner
screams. You've done it.
You've saved Betsy. You actually saved.

(02:24:22):
My. Betsy, you saved her.
She saved. Oh, oh, yeah.
We told you we would, but I think my teeth.
Scared her. And that is where we will end
our session. I forgot about your.
Teeth. Thank God.
For Yamas. Yamas wanted to get off 40. 5
minutes ago that was. Great.

(02:24:44):
No, no, I mean it. Yeah, I'll suffer.
But it's worth it. I mean, the edit for this is
going to be heavy. I mean, we're still gone five
hours and 45 minutes. And yeah.
This is not going to be a. Heavy edit.
And it may. Even have to be a 2 parter.

(02:25:04):
I don't know, we've been doing some long episodes lately, but I
have to ask the community what they think after I get the final
length of it. Ladies and gentlemen, it was a
real chance that this would end.In either a.
Person dying or a TPKI? Did not pull punches tonight.
Oh, I was waiting for you to tryto die.

(02:25:27):
Man, that was rough. That was fun, but yeah.
Yeah, that was definitely like it felt.
Like balanced and then I will say, I will say.
From a melee characters, you know, player point of view,
instead of me just standing there or us just standing there

(02:25:48):
and swing for the fences, you know, giving us those tasks to
do as an option rather than herefight it and you know, try to
convince it not to not to or tryto convince it to resurrect or
whatever. You know, having having the
past. It's like, you know what, let me

(02:26:09):
just drop Pebble bebble bepple off and you know, in case I need
to distract it and allowed me who is usually right there.
OK, I stand here. Nope, I ain't moving.
I'm just going to swing. You know, allowed me to do some
things. That was fun.
So very quickly. I know it's late.
I I can. Hear Nicomas like thinking in

(02:26:31):
it's almost 1:00 AM speech almost asleep It is always.
More interesting when a very. Intense boss battle like this.
Has other elements that are taking up action economy and
there's multiple ways to succeedwith that ladies and gentlemen
this has been a. Hell.

(02:26:52):
Of a boss fight and this brings us to the conclusion of of the
mansion of Betsy and against theodds our heroes got the critical
success for the best possible outcome.
What does that mean Well, you'regoing to have to tune in visit
d&d721.com and you will find more episodes of this podcast

(02:27:17):
and others like it right on our website.
With that I have 5 exhausted players who have been beat up,
clawed up, covered in spiders and each of you.
Could you please say goodnight and any parting thoughts to the
listeners and goodnight. I am Nokoma Swisper when playing

(02:27:40):
some. Druid slash, healer slash, holy
crap was that a lot of damage? Wishing everyone well and
hopefully next time I'll have more healing because I was
stressing out that whole game. OK, bye Arcturus, I felt so bad
dropping you. In the first turn of the.
First round felt right, but. You're a beast.

(02:28:06):
You're Nokomis is a beast. And these players would not be
alive without you. NAR Louine here playing pyro.
Pyro here playing NAR Louine. I don't know.
I'm doing something. It's chaotically good.
I have an English smile and I did not attack a single time in
those six hours. Not a single attack was thrown
from me. And lightning.

(02:28:28):
We had a blast. Shocked that we won.
This is Tolton playing bragger near I got to meet a God and he.
Stared at me sounds that was a very exciting.
Experience. I wonder.
What he has to say to. Me he also.
Said you have a lot to talk about.
Well yeah that that and my my friend wasting those 4 words you

(02:28:56):
spell who dis? You spell.
That's all I got though. We all.
Lived. The bloody red.
Kitsune Paladin Go. Ahead.
Oh that's me while Skittles playing Thea.
Yeah, looking off God's dying living.

(02:29:18):
Dying. Living that was that was a
really good session. I loved everybody in chat booing
the DM Y'all are my number ones.Yeah so much fun.
And last but not least. We have Yamas.
Playing Pebble, this was a blast.

(02:29:39):
I it didn't occur to me. Until like this.
Episode that like, I think only me and Bragg have died.
No. That Banglars Who?
Yeah. Why doesn't nobody know who
Mortalis is? We've all died.
I think there's some. Anyway.
What do you call it? Some.
Some. Weaponized.
Ignorant taking place. I would have just cognitive

(02:30:02):
dissonance. Anyway, that was amazing.
Thank everybody. You know, the listeners, the
supporters, the holders, the, the, you know, the NF PS are
going, rocking, they're, you know, gangbusters.
Having a blast doing this. I'm going to bed.
Goodnight, everybody. Goodnight.
Goodnight, everybody. My name is Mudd, the Dungeon

(02:30:24):
Master. If you enjoy.
This content and other. Things like it, check out our
website, you can read and all the information that we have.
You can listen to these podcasts.
We have more like them. And if you want to get on the
action, like Emma said, you can get yourself an NFT and you can
join in on our one shots and play in games just like this
one. Thank you everybody.

(02:30:45):
It is late so I am going to cut it there and say goodnight and
thank you for listening. Goodbye, goodnight, goodnight.

(02:32:01):
We descend where the lightning failed, where prayers were
burned to bone. The air is thick with crawling
breath, and the walls remember wrong still in hand and sparks

(02:32:25):
in teeth. We don't kneel, we repair.
This is not a foe we face. This is a system in despair.
Hold the line, cut the power, count the beats, seal the hour.

(02:32:45):
If it screams, let it scream. We work while the horror dreams
rewire the curse. Reconnect the soul.
Bone by bone, take back control.Not by lightning, not by prayer.

(02:33:17):
By mortal hands. Fate Rewired.
Fade rewired. The dragon stirs.

(02:33:38):
The spiders pour Black rain froma broken throat.
Webs light chains around our lungs.
Still, we tighten every bolt. Dragon bones to brace the frame,
fused in circles, marked in chalk.

(02:33:59):
Every step she takes above the house shudders.
When we lock, hold the beast while we bind, Hold the breech.
Cross the line. If it moves, stand your ground.
Every second pulls her out. Rewire the curse off.

(02:34:25):
Reconnect the soul off. Cut the right off.
Restore the whole. Not by God's soul who turned
away off by Lord of hands. Fate rewired.

(02:34:54):
Fate Rewired. Wires hung like beating hearts.
Bones align. The circuit forms.
This is what the gods forgot. Precision over a stone.

(02:35:18):
A scream. Split steel and stone.
The dragon box. The basement shakes.
We finish what was started wrong.
No more mistakes. Cut, seal, bind ground now.

(02:35:53):
Now rewire the curse leaves the
dead. Separate the life from flesh.
Dragon freed and soul restored. Love returns what was once torn.

(02:36:19):
Not by lightning, not by flame, by mortal will.
Fate rewired, Fate rewired. The house grows still.

(02:36:50):
The web Steam came.

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