Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
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November 7, 2025 • 71 mins
A game with great statistics in terms of shots on goal and yet a change of formation to 3 forwards seemed to lead us to a disconnected attacking performance in many ways. A set piece conceded and undoubtedly questions have to be asked about the goalkeeper but then he makes some fine one on one stops - so a game of light and shade and no small amount of contradictions in some ways - and now its the international break!!!
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November 6, 2025 • 15 mins
Jabi's thoughts prior to the arrival of the Robins for Friday nights game!
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Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
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November 5, 2025 • 35 mins
We chat with old friend of the pod David from Forever Bristol City and we do cover some football and their season and their newish manager and then we get on to all manner of topics and David plays the clarinet!!
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November 4, 2025 • 76 mins
A ding-dong championship game the way it used t be with both teams playing two up front - here is the initial fan reaction and most are quite pleased as to the general direction of things under Javi!!!
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November 2, 2025 • 29 mins
The three chat through all things "Tractor Boys" with Championship Oracle of knowledge, Ipswich fan and all round good egg - Benjamin Bloom. After a rollercoaster few seasons the Portman Road club are adapting to life back in the second tier.
Carl and Ben play out an FA Cup themed "Untenable" and the predcitions are as wayward as always!!
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November 1, 2025 • 73 mins
Hear the fan chat that followed the most impressive home performance for quite some time. As clinical in front of goal as Coventry had been against us last week, this week saw the tables turned and Rob Edwards Middlesboro return home with no points for their efforts!!!
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October 30, 2025 • 19 mins
Javi discusses a number topics prior to the return of Rob Edwards with his Middlesboro side.
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Lee Anselmo,
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Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
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October 30, 2025 • 17 mins
A cracking start by the Hornets who were unable to maintain their initial pace or get the crucial second goal succumbed to very intense Real Bedford pressure which eventually forced the error for the own goal. Watford slip to second in the league but have the chance to get back to winning ways vs Oxford United at the weekend. Fingers crossed.
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October 29, 2025 • 19 mins
Pete and Carlos discuss the Coventry game and then turn their attention to second placed Boro. We hear from Jonny about Boro's slightly more direct style under former manager Rob Edwards and despite league placements - no predicts a Watford defeat!!
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October 27, 2025 • 40 mins
Part 2
We hear about the rest of Kev's time at the Vic and his subsequent moves where playing was always important to him. We here about the moments and some of the characters and the moves all the way through finishing off his playing career in Non League with Bodmin Town and the move in to Goalkeeper Coaching and what they do during a match plus how its changed as everyone wants a keeper to now play as if they are Pele (Luis - l...
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October 27, 2025 • 46 mins
The lads get to chat with star goalkeeper of the mid 90's Kevin Miller about his career and his three seasons at Watford that saw him win 2 player of the season awards! We discuss playing Spurs 3 times including Kev's first Vicarage Road run out in pre season when a notable striker made his first appearance for the Spuds and we hear about a sending off involving a former England Captain plus how Kev's career started in the west cou...
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October 26, 2025 • 15 mins
FA Cup 1st round meant a trip to a non league ground a difficult pitch and an opposition determined to do themselves justice. Add int he rain and wind and a fabulously welcoming club and it had all the makings of an FA Cup banana skin but the Golden Girls were professional from start to finish and scored some nice goals to boot!
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October 26, 2025 • 51 mins
Second part of the post match chat where we cover amongst other things the selection dilemma when we have lots of options at centre back, we talk goalkeepers and at some point we wonder if Coventry players might die if they get cold (we didn't understand that either!).
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October 25, 2025 • 46 mins
We played great other than we couldn't defend or shoot - which is kind of important!! Here is part one of the post match chat
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Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,...
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October 23, 2025 • 27 mins
We get to chat with Rob and Kelly - Coventry City fans and part of the Surprise Shirt family!!! We discuss Frank Lampard's Coventry City as well as the wonderful world of football shirt collecting!!!
See the video on X/Twitter for the review of some of the worlds strangest shirts!! It's so visual even we didn't think we should put it on the audio podcast!!
Predictions and usual nonsense in a quick 3 game week type of way!!
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October 22, 2025 • 56 mins
Well if Javi's first match in charge was a damp squib - this was a damp night but not a disappointing night. A dodgy first 25 ish minutes was responded to by a resolute display by many and stand out performances by quite a few. The pick will be Louza for being the catalyst and the chief instigator before turning chief cheerleader in the last few minutes! Mre of the same would be most welcome.
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October 21, 2025 • 27 mins
Javi chats to the media prior to his first and returning home game at Vicarage Road against West Bromwich Albion and covers many subjects...
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Chris Giannone,
RichWFC2,
Steve Holliman,
Paul Fiander Turner,
Sean Gourley,
Lee Anselmo,
John Parslow,
Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,...
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October 20, 2025 • 26 mins
The threesome chat with Kev from "Where's Kev" and hear about a club who are happy with their manager, realise they are going through a transitional season haven't fired anyone yet - we're not sure we like the sound of any of that!!!
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October 19, 2025 • 14 mins
Watford exited the cup at the hands of an excellent Plymouth side. Whilst the 19 game unbeaten run came to an end on a horrible afternoon weatherwise the Hornets will be looking to bounce back in next weeks cup game and look to double down on the league form where we will have to travel down to meet Plymouth later in the season.
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October 19, 2025 • 40 mins
Part Two of the Phone In after a very disappointing performance at Brammall Lane includes 5 word and long form reviews
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