Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by fans for fans. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes and is a part of the talkSPORT Fan Network. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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September 23, 2025 40 mins

Part Two of the fan reaction following a more than disappointing night at the Den.


Thanks as always to everyone who contributes and listens



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After a dreadfully disappointing performance hear the fan reaction - most is understandably negative but Tommy champions patience and asks if the Pozzo era style of management dismissals has become the fan culture - and he has a point, but so does everyone after 1 win in 7 games. Not hear to change your mind or challenge your opinions but to share fans opinions.


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September 21, 2025 13 mins

A victory over bottom of the table Billericay Town came at a high price as three players left the field due to injuries, however the star of the show was 3 goal Freda Ayisi who bagged three goals as the Hornets stay level on points with leaders Bournemouth.


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September 19, 2025 61 mins

We catch up with Chris from Chat with Chaps (who is walking for a very good cause on Saturday night) about the Lions before affairs descend into new game territory and points are docked in the prediction league!!!



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Part two of the post match supporter reaction after the more than disappointing display in lovely blue shirts from the team!! Five word and long form reviews and of course Limericks!!!


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A historic day in many ways as the "Elton John Shirt" goes down well but the team go down without a fight really. Hear the fan reaction on what should have been a special day but turned out to be the least impressive performance of the season to date.



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September 11, 2025 64 mins

We talk about the new blue shirt, we talk about Ismael and Dennis and all things Blackburn, we play Untenable and pretend that anyone cares about the prediction league but mainly this is about the new blue shirt which we will be wearing against Rover at home - so they will be wearing yellow!!


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September 7, 2025 9 mins

The golden girls saw 10 changes to the last league game but absolutely no drop in quality as a fine performance was rewarded with goals galore against a spirited Chesham United side to go top in the league phase of the cup which will see a top of the table clash against QPR Women later this month - not something you usually get to say about a cup match!!


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August 31, 2025 27 mins

The last 20 minutes of this game was as pulsating as you could hope for - it had everything despair, triumph, despair again, a villain in black and finally triumph. Excuse me if I got all shouty but this is every bit Watford!!



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Hear the immediate responses following a thrilling game against the Saints at Vicarage Road and with one eye on the close of the transfer window next Monday evening.


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August 27, 2025 61 mins

We chat with Martin from @footballmartin about all things Saints!! Last year in the Prem, not many incoming transfers (although news comes in whilst we record!) before we get on to the story of Will Still and our own Emma Saunders!!! Untenable get exciting for once but that is soon stopped by the Prediction League post box and dice rolled on shingle beach shenanigans!!!


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August 24, 2025 14 mins

Watford got their league campaign started last week with a goalless draw at Lewes but in the week in the cup defeated Charlton 7-0. At home to a Plymouth side much improved from last seasons showing Watford again kept a clean sheet and start to get used to their new surrounding at Kings Langley. We caught up with boss Renee Hector about a busy week!


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The instant fan reaction from a game of two halves lit up by Nestory Irankunda's sublime free kick but at the end we eel fortunate to possibly leave the principality with a point!!



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Pete and Justin catch up with Luke from Swans Cast about celebrity owners and why this is different from Wrexham, we hear about some of the bright talent they have bought in and Luke is dragged into Justins nightmare that is another edition of "Untenable"!!


Prediction league fun sees two monarchs post boxes and fireworks in Italy and predictions from Greece!!


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August 16, 2025 70 mins

A first half performance that was as good as last Tuesdays was bad. Kjerrumgaard got a brace, Irankunda ran amok and Watford dominated the the first half for 45 minutes until a worldy of a goal by the visitors. Hear all the fan comment and thoughts as the season finally gets going!!!


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August 13, 2025 59 mins

Pete tries to hold the fort whilst Justin works with a slowly disintegrating lap top!!!! Carlos asks questions outside the ground and includes a spelling test, Richard Honey references the six million dollar man and he and Justin play "Untenable" - Pete's latest torture mechanism for Justin to suffer!!


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Here is the fan reaction after the last minute defeat at the Valley. There were some teething issues as we broadcast out to YouTube for the first time trying to join it up with the X/Twitter platform. Here you can hear what Pete was able to hear.


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August 7, 2025 46 mins

Justin and Pete have a chat with head groundsman Scott Tingley whilst looking over the splendid playing surface at Vicarage Road. We find out about his introductions to sports surface preparation, football and Heurelho Gomes!!! We talk about why the pitch is dug up in May when it still looks great, not knowing the cost of a bag of fertiliser once but now researching silicon grass couplets, intercontinental awards, why dogs and robo...

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Pete and Justin are joined by Louis from Charlton Live to relive the memories of good addicks days and some bad. Which player is the equivalent who signed for Charlton in the 80's where for a period they became nomadic!! The Completely Rubbish Prediction league returns to manageable levels and we look at the squad ins and outs through the summer.


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July 17, 2025 84 mins

The gruesome threesome come together with inadvertent good timing and discuss new players and how Derek Payne might pronounce them, friendlies, speedo's and other forfeits if we win the league, our favoured pie flavours and lots of Q&A's and assorted nonsense.



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