Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
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January 4, 2026 • 58 mins
Yes we let people have a rant and some revelations came forth (as they often seem to) after a shambolic postponement 15 minutes before kick off away at Hull City!!! Suggestions of skulduggery and slippery goings on are by no means a reflection of the City supporters many of whom will have travelled great distances to be there - but someone should have a lot of explaining to do!
COYH!!
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January 2, 2026 • 60 mins
Hear the rest of the fan reaction and Pete goes through the statements in full from the Chairman and the owner respectively plus reviews and limericks after an excellent showing at Vicarage Road.
COYH!!
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January 2, 2026 • 63 mins
Hear the initial fan reaction after a pulsating win over the Blues where most peoples only complaint is that we didn't score more and Kaiden is on the hunt for extra wingers!!!
COYH!!
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January 1, 2026 • 47 mins
Justin and Pete catch up with old friend of the pod Ant from To Hull and Back podcast about all things Tigers ahead of our trip to Humberside. We discuss Gelhardt and the Hull injuries that they have so far got around, their manager who has them playing good and effective football, Pete puts the others through another round of Wiki-Player and finally Pete has some strange ideas about changing the FA Cup draw for the 3rd round.
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December 30, 2025 • 44 mins
We chat with Sam Sheppey about the Blues dip since our last defeat to them at the start of December before segueing to expensive drinks, London Museum socks and why Christmas post was allowed in the prediction league much to Justin's annoyance!!
COYH!!
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December 30, 2025 • 53 mins
Hear the final comments and reviews from fellow fans after what some will call a smash and grab but that others will consider the consummate away performance - tough to break down and then take your chance.
COYH!!
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December 29, 2025 • 49 mins
Hear the initial reaction to what looked like being a hard fought draw where we would all think "if you cant win then don't lose" and then we got a winner. But there's more than that - there's optimism (always a dangerous thing), there's sub appearances that made a lot of telling differences and there's a third win on the bounce - is something cooking? Who knows - but let's enjoy the ride!!
COYH!!
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December 26, 2025 • 68 mins
Hear the initial fan reaction after another victory on the road after going a goal down at the King Power - 2 in a row and with a mind to Mondays game away at Carrow Road things might be looking up, or it may be the joys of the season who knows!!
Merry Boxing Day everyone.
COYH!!
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December 26, 2025 • 42 mins
The gruesome threesome catch up with Connor from our friends at "The Pink 'Un" to preview our trip to Carrow Road and we talk about their big forward who joined from Lincoln and what you call the bit between Christmas and New Year!!
Merry Betwixtmas everyone!
COYH!!
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December 24, 2025 • 82 mins
Since we have been doing the podcast we have many friends, a trip to a match now involves seeing more familiar faces and chatting that it ever did before. The community goes from online to the ground and very often, and no less importantly abroad to Watford fans who tolerate (embrace would be too strong a word) our normal nonsense.
However the three of us have also built many friends with podcasters at other clubs through the op...
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December 22, 2025 • 25 mins
Pete and Justin are joined by Chris from "Leicester til I die TV" and discuss a 4-4 Boxing Day derby that only Pete seems to remember, The foxes new manager, season problems and why they'd just like to get the whole points deduction thing done and out of the way. The prediction league sees Christmas post dip back down and Brett puts working in a gym to good use with the dice and a treadmill!
COYH!!
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December 20, 2025 • 71 mins
Hear the fan reaction after the close win over Stoke City, as always people have differing opinions about the performance, the opposition and the game itself - but that's fine - that's what causes the chat and debate over the club that we love and on occasions frustrates the hell out of us!.
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December 18, 2025 • 24 mins
We chat with Tunni from "Every step along the way" podcast and he does insist on knowing what he's talking about and has even done some research (frowned upon at DNSYE Towers of course) but we make a strong recovery and we are reassuringly rubbish again in no time!!
Christmas is causing AFC PostBox mayhem with the Prediction League and Brett is trying to get gym equipment to roll dice (and these two are still top by quite some way...
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December 14, 2025 • 23 mins
High flying Charlton showed why they are unbeaten and top of the WSL2 however Watford caused their hosts some real problems - whilst the result was beyond the Hornets it shows the benchmark to aspire to - and a fine match as well!COYH!!
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December 13, 2025 • 49 mins
Part Two of the fan reaction for what we hoped would be a second away win but for the late excitement that saw a Wrexham equaliser and Javi sent off!
COYH!!
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December 13, 2025 • 47 mins
UNEDITED AND RAW: Hear the initial fan reaction to the game at the Race Course that finished with a late Wrexham equaliser and Watford fans differing in opinions over Javi's contribution, tactics and substitutions.
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December 11, 2025 • 15 mins
Javi's thoughts before the Wrexham trip covering Injuries, AFCON omissions, injury updates and thoughts on systems and fringe players with the transfer window about to reopen.
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December 10, 2025 • 34 mins
Justin and Pete chat with Nathan from "Rob, Ryan, Red" the Wrexham podcast about life before the documentary, the similarities across different decades and interconnecting points of the two clubs, Pete gets his Dixie's mixed up and we celebrated Luke Oh 9!! We look at the likely line up before getting to the prediction league which is now affected by Christmas!!!!
COYH!!
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December 10, 2025 • 59 mins
RAW & UNEDITED: Part Two: A horribly disjointed performance is picked over as a beleaguered Owls team turn up at Vicarage Road and many supporters sympathised not only with their plight of recent years but also that they had two points taken away. Are we too harsh on a team that has lost 1 game in 8 - we start to pick through the aftermath of strange midweek evening at the Vic. Comments and 5 word reviews
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December 9, 2025 • 63 mins
RAW & UNEDITED: A horribly disjointed performance is picked over as a beleaguered Owls team turn up at Vicarage Road and many supporters sympathised not only with their plight of recent years but also that they had two points taken away. Are we too harsh on a team that has lot 1 game in 8 - we start to pick through the aftermath of strange midweek evening at the Vic.
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