Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Episodes
February 4, 2026 • 44 mins
Here is the rest of the chat after the impressive 0-0 at the MKM stadium.
COYH!!
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Lee Anselmo,
John Parslow,
Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul...
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February 3, 2026 • 51 mins
With "The three amigo's" in charge the fan react to a performance that was not only vastly improved but included some major roles for players previously banished to the hinterlands. Whilst a goal short of a perfect away performance there was enough here to impress most whilst trying not to get carried away - well maybe just a bit!
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February 3, 2026 • 61 mins
The rest of the reaction from fans and a deliberation as to if we are stronger than the start of January if the 4 signings have only made 9 first team appearances this season.
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Neil Silve...
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February 3, 2026 • 60 mins
Pete talks through the signings and then has some nice chats before John insists that Pete picks the team!!!
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Chris Giannone,
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Steve Holliman,
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Sean Gourley,
Lee Anselmo,
John Parslow,
Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
...
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February 3, 2026 • 21 mins
We darken the doors of some rather fine broadcasters with inane nonsense on the departure of yet another manager and this time one that many supporters had a soft spot for....
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February 1, 2026 • 80 mins
Hear the initial fan reaction to the news that Javi has resigned. The deliberation goes between the repeated down turns in performances in January each season coinciding with the January transfer window which never seems to provide what the Head Coach is happy with and the misalignment between our head coaches short term goals and the longer term recruitment requirement to turn a profit on exciting players.
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February 1, 2026 • 59 mins
Hear the rest of the post match chat following the Swans triumph at the Vic!
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Chris Giannone,
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Lee Anselmo,
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Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
...
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January 31, 2026 • 59 mins
We hear the first reactions from a very odd feeling game, after weathering early pressure "Millwall style" Watford grew into the first half and then the glass jaw appeared again once a goal down and Swansea grew in confidence and composure. However compounding the result and the performance was the sending off of Irankunda and then Gracia's comments from his post match press conference that suggests that he and owner/management are...
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January 27, 2026 • 43 mins
We're joined by Luke from SwansCast and discuss the Swans season, their new manager and their Championship top scorer, we delve into the murky world of Football Mascots and Brett delivers possibly the worst two minutes ever of the prediction league (which is up against some stiff opposition!!
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January 25, 2026 • 19 mins
It had everything, Mark got there early, 2 penalties, George Michael impressions, 4 goals and 3 points - plus a new song for Anna Filbey.
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Mark von Herkomer,
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Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
...
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January 24, 2026 • 51 mins
Part two of the fan reaction following a stalemate at Ewood Park.
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Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Riley,
...
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January 24, 2026 • 42 mins
Another frustrating game - play really attacking front foot football utilising the wingers, putting in crosses and winning corners (rarely beating the first man) until we go a goal up and then concede an equaliser in two minutes and then the performance wheels come off and in the end we were fortunate not to come away completely empty handed. On a day where the whereabouts of Louza and Pollock was discussed we hear the initial fan ...
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January 22, 2026 • 43 mins
The rest of the calls and the reviews from a stormy night at the Vic in terms of the weather and a lack of cohesion on the pitch, but the introduction of Edouardo Bove provides some lightness.
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January 22, 2026 • 51 mins
Hear the first part of the fan reaction after Watford rescue a point v Portsmouth but a second dysfunctional performance and no team changes sees a number of supporters question Javi's selections and lack of apparent game plan.
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January 21, 2026 • 29 mins
We finish off where Part One left off but then talk about the actual game, the Blackburn managers of recent times and why Valerien is kind of hard to love, before we enter the nine layers of hell (give or take a layer or four) that is the prediction league!!
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January 19, 2026 • 37 mins
We catch up with Freddie form the PO4Cast about Pompey's season so far, their injury issues and their activity in the market place already. We find out why the Technical Director might be under more pressure than the Manager and the voice of Justin is ignored Carl in the prediction league.
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...
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January 17, 2026 • 44 mins
Hear all the rest of the post match chat and the comments and reviews
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This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Huge thanks to all our Patreons:
Chris Giannone,
RichWFC2,
Steve Holliman,
Paul Fiander Turner,
Sean Gourley,
Lee Anselmo,
John Parslow,
Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Payne,
Paul Ri...
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January 17, 2026 • 53 mins
Part one of the initial fan reaction as Alex Neills Millwall put on a totally dominant performance at the Vic on another disappointing GT Day display. Other than the ball ball and the referee there are debates about the treatment meted out to Louza but all over this felt like men against boys as Watford failed to get their passing game going under relentless pressing.
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January 15, 2026 • 29 mins
Slightly different, out of normal running order and in two parts (part two will come out after the Portsmouth game - in the usual place we release the Opposition View) - because this game will be different as many Blackburn Rovers fans will be boycotting the Watford game in a show of protest against their owners - the Venky family from India. We get some of the background from Ian of "4,000 Holes/BRFCS.COM" and some detail and an a...
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January 13, 2026 • 31 mins
We chat with chaps!! Chris joins us to discuss all things Lions and especially Darius Henderson and the lack of alcohol in the away end at Watford!! Plus we preview the scores and try to to work out if any humans can beat inanimate object score predictions and Brett throws his dice off a balcony!!
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