Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
Episodes
December 10, 2025 • 34 mins
Justin and Pete chat with Nathan from "Rob, Ryan, Red" the Wrexham podcast about life before the documentary, the similarities across different decades and interconnecting points of the two clubs, Pete gets his Dixie's mixed up and we celebrated Luke Oh 9!! We look at the likely line up before getting to the prediction league which is now affected by Christmas!!!!
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December 10, 2025 • 59 mins
RAW & UNEDITED: Part Two: A horribly disjointed performance is picked over as a beleaguered Owls team turn up at Vicarage Road and many supporters sympathised not only with their plight of recent years but also that they had two points taken away. Are we too harsh on a team that has lost 1 game in 8 - we start to pick through the aftermath of strange midweek evening at the Vic. Comments and 5 word reviews
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December 9, 2025 • 63 mins
RAW & UNEDITED: A horribly disjointed performance is picked over as a beleaguered Owls team turn up at Vicarage Road and many supporters sympathised not only with their plight of recent years but also that they had two points taken away. Are we too harsh on a team that has lot 1 game in 8 - we start to pick through the aftermath of strange midweek evening at the Vic.
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December 9, 2025 • 25 mins
We get to chat with Alex Lowe about life with Clinton Baptiste and Barry from Watford, exactly who Clinton will be performing with at the Watford Colosseum with in December, Clinton's upcoming "Spectral Intercourse" tour in 2026, The Watford Pump House and the London Palladium and how as a QPR fan he managed to make his son a Wolves fan!!!
Fading Now.....fading now.....
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December 7, 2025 • 21 mins
A frustrating result is something that the girls will want to bounce back from at the Valley next week.COYH!!
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December 7, 2025 • 43 mins
Opposition View with a difference we hear from Matt of "Wednesday til I die" about the owner, the points deduction, the ripping of a club to pieces and hopefully finally a slow start to climb - not up a table but out of an ownership model that has been unhealthy and unpleasant for all - to say the least!
Then we mess about a bit!!
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December 7, 2025 • 50 mins
Here is part two of the fan reaction plus all the comments, reviews and limericks!!
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Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Colin Pa...
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December 6, 2025 • 47 mins
Here the initial fan reaction from the comeback against the canaries but a considered batch of responses acknowledge that this was a game that could have easily got away from us in the first half!!
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December 5, 2025 • 14 mins
Javi gives his thoughts before the visit of the Canaries.
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Chris Giannone,
RichWFC2,
Steve Holliman,
Paul Fiander Turner,
Sean Gourley,
Lee Anselmo,
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Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
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December 4, 2025 • 32 mins
We chat with Samuel from the Pink 'un about all things Norwich ahead of our first game with the canaries in December (thanks to the fixtures computer at the EFL -there's two this month!!
Pete also got down to the bunker to chat with Roy Moore about all things 1881 and Bunker type stuff and what people can do to help contribute to the flag, banner and general fun goings on (all whilst drinking beer!!)
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December 2, 2025 • 43 mins
Hear part 2 of the Post Match Phone with all the comments, 5 word reviews and limericks!
COYH!!
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Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lavender,
Kasey Brown,
Nipper Harrison,
Boyd Mayover,
Col...
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December 1, 2025 • 51 mins
Here the initial post match reaction after a game where our mistakes lead to the home side scoring with two great strikes!
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Kasey Brown,
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November 30, 2025 • 18 mins
Watford play the postponed game and then relocated FA Cup match at Uxbridge FC who were great hosts. The win sees Watford take on WSL2 High flyers Charlton Athletic in two weeks time - fingers crossed!!!
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November 28, 2025 • 16 mins
Javi gives his thoughts ahead of the Monday night trip to St Andrews.
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Kasey Brown,
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November 28, 2025 • 27 mins
Friend of the podcast and all round hero Tommy Mooney joins to give us the low down on the Blues before we play them at St Andrews. We discuss the Blues eventful last couple of seasons since the takeover, the proposed new stadium (there's a bar at the top of one f the chimneys Carl tells us.
A game of host with the most takes place and then the predictions where Desmond Tutu mad more than one appearance!!!!
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November 25, 2025 • 47 mins
X spaces was not playing ball tonight and went very shonky (which we all agreed is a very good word that should be used more). Here is the edit taking out all the crap bits and leaving you with the less crap bits - its a service we provide. 5 games unbeaten but we seemed to be unable to shoot tonight whilst still being able to enjoy some of the sumptuous players we have at the club!! And yes sumptuous is another good word and we wa...
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November 23, 2025 • 36 mins
Justin and Pete are joined by Jack from The Butter Pie Podcast to discuss all thing PNE, including Heckingbottom, Jebbison and Pete comes up with a new game where Justin and Jack collaborate to identify low wattage (in many cases) Watford and PNE players from their career transfer trail in Wiki-player!! Justin even liked this game - so there's a first!!!
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November 23, 2025 • 47 mins
The second part of the fan post mortem of the comeback win at Derby County including 5 word and long form reviews and other nonsense!!!
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November 22, 2025 • 40 mins
Hear some fan reaction following a tremendous come back from 2-0 down at Pride Park to win 3-2!
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Lee Anselmo,
John Parslow,
Mark von Herkomer,
Neil Silverstein,
Steve Brown,
Dave Lav...
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November 20, 2025 • 15 mins
Prior to the trip to Pride Park Javi spoke about his thoughts on the international break return, an update on Giorgi tempering enthusiasm with a need for patience, obvious delight for Othmane Maamma's award but switching attention to the league campaign and also mentions his thoughts on talk with supports recently.
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