Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

Episodes

March 22, 2026 25 mins
Distractions away from the Watford game played no part as the Hornets stayed focused at Hashtag United and Poppy Wilson bagged a hattrick meaning that Watford now need to win the next two games to win the Championship and with it promotion to the WSL2. Here are the highlights and goals plus Pete moaning that John has prepared for the temperature better than he has! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scrat...
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After the highs of the Wrexham performance this came as a damp squib but the refereeing performance meant that in the end, perhaps a 0-0 wasn't as bad as it could have been!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, S...
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March 19, 2026 32 mins
Justin and Pete chat with Jack from "The Final Whistle" and hear about a dreadful couple of seasons, why Jordan Ayew runs like a snail and Carl reveals he is drinking caviar!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein...
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Part Two of the calls and 5 word and long form reviews and limericks finish us all off after a good result but we start wondering how many will be fit for the visit of Leicester at the weekend. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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A performance and result as unexpected as it was warmly received. Whilst opinions on some individual vary the Watford callers are delighted but wary of getting carried away....again! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Herr the final calls on a frustrating Hornets trip to the Bet 365 stadium COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary ...
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All the initial reaction following a disjointed Hornets display that, like Sheffield Wednesday, saw us miss early chance before conceding 3 goals of our own making and Irankunda score a spectacular, if ultimately pointless goal. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, ...
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March 14, 2026 33 mins
Justin and Pete chat with Rich from "Rob, Ryan, Red" about injuries, upward trajectories, the horrors seen in the National League, and whilst everyone looks at the Hollywood element of the club, why the football management side simply stays down to earth. Brett teaches everyone how to clean their radiators, Justin complains about the alphabet and Carl joins us at the end to moan about Slough! COYH!! This Podcast has been created...
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March 13, 2026 21 mins
This was won of those wins that you might just look back at, at the end of the season, and see as paramount! A strong, organised and determined opposition on top for the first 25 minutes and then a ding dong battle that could go either way - sometimes it comes down to defining moments!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, St...
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March 12, 2026 33 mins
We chat with Dan from Every Step Along The Way about Stoke injuries, oatcakes and World Cup winners!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, C...
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Welcome back to Project 46 – your regular deep dive into the EFL Championship, where we break down the biggest stories, results and talking points across the league. In Episode 2, the panel looks at how the Championship promotion race, playoff battle and relegation fight have evolved over the last few games. With teams beginning to separate in the table, we discuss the biggest winners, the biggest losers and which clubs are buildi...
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Hear from some of the Wednesday supporters, a great debut call from Archie and the limericks and long forms!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayov...
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Hear the initial responses from a very disappointing night for Watford fans at Hillsborough as the performance is critiqued and people look past another late equaliser against the Owls COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silvers...
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March 8, 2026 25 mins
With three team battling it out for top spot in the division a trip to bottom of the table Billericay Town represents a trip hazard but in the end this game came down to making the goal difference push in our favour as Watford were relentless in attacking the home teams goal throughout. Credit to the home side who have had a difficult season but at no point was there any sign of dark arts from the hosts. COYH!! This Podcast has b...
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March 6, 2026 30 mins
Justin is on scouting and buffet consuming duty at Spurs so Carl & Pete chat with James from the "Wednesday til I die" podcast about all things Wednesday, their season, the preferred bidder withdrawing and hope for a way to not have another points deduction next season! Brett gets his act together and starts rolling again and Carl is forced to make the prediction single handed.....so situation normal there then!! COYH!! This Podc...
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February 28, 2026 50 mins
Hear the remaining calls, some reviews and limericks about a certain goal by a certain right back!!! Get in!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayov...
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February 28, 2026 51 mins
Its been a rollercoaster week - let alone season. Enduring the lows of Ipswich at home on Tuesday means we can enjoy the highs of Bristol on Friday for sure. A more coherent shape saw an improved but not great performance but this was a game defined by moments - an what a moment to win the game!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichW...
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Here is the pilot of a collaboration with 3 other podcasters that we have got to know. A new idea: The championship is simply bonkers and we're here to discuss it!! 4 football fan content producers, from 4 different clubs will come together to have a championship chat about the best and the worst in the league that never fails to deliver!! Chat with Chaps, Boro Breakdown, Footbll Martin (sadly absent today) & Do Not Scratch Your...
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Here we go through the final callers and the 5 word reviews etc... on a frustrating night for the Hornets. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayove...
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Ipswich Town, clearly a championship ready side with height, pace and power came to Vicarage Road but the Watford side that faced them was very different from the side we saw against Derby County. 3 games in 7 days saw Ed Still make a change of shape that never convinced neither fans nor seemingly the players and without Vata and now Maamma and Baah out let options now appear severely limited!! Pete looks for some silver lining pos...
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