Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

Episodes

December 2, 2025 43 mins
Hear part 2 of the Post Match Phone with all the comments, 5 word reviews and limericks! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Col...
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Here the initial post match reaction after a game where our mistakes lead to the home side scoring with two great strikes! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, N...
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November 30, 2025 18 mins
Watford play the postponed game and then relocated FA Cup match at Uxbridge FC who were great hosts. The win sees Watford take on WSL2 High flyers Charlton Athletic in two weeks time - fingers crossed!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark...
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November 28, 2025 16 mins
Javi gives his thoughts ahead of the Monday night trip to St Andrews. COYH!! This Podcast content has reproduced by permission of Watford FC and produced and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipp...
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Friend of the podcast and all round hero Tommy Mooney joins to give us the low down on the Blues before we play them at St Andrews. We discuss the Blues eventful last couple of seasons since the takeover, the proposed new stadium (there's a bar at the top of one f the chimneys Carl tells us. A game of host with the most takes place and then the predictions where Desmond Tutu mad more than one appearance!!!! COYH!! This Podcast h...
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November 25, 2025 47 mins
X spaces was not playing ball tonight and went very shonky (which we all agreed is a very good word that should be used more). Here is the edit taking out all the crap bits and leaving you with the less crap bits - its a service we provide. 5 games unbeaten but we seemed to be unable to shoot tonight whilst still being able to enjoy some of the sumptuous players we have at the club!! And yes sumptuous is another good word and we wa...
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November 23, 2025 36 mins
Justin and Pete are joined by Jack from The Butter Pie Podcast to discuss all thing PNE, including Heckingbottom, Jebbison and Pete comes up with a new game where Justin and Jack collaborate to identify low wattage (in many cases) Watford and PNE players from their career transfer trail in Wiki-player!! Justin even liked this game - so there's a first!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eye...
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November 23, 2025 47 mins
The second part of the fan post mortem of the comeback win at Derby County including 5 word and long form reviews and other nonsense!!! COYH!! This Podcast content has reproduced by permission of Watford FC and produced and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Ne...
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November 22, 2025 40 mins
Hear some fan reaction following a tremendous come back from 2-0 down at Pride Park to win 3-2! COYH!! This Podcast content has reproduced by permission of Watford FC and produced and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lav...
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November 20, 2025 15 mins
Prior to the trip to Pride Park Javi spoke about his thoughts on the international break return, an update on Giorgi tempering enthusiasm with a need for patience, obvious delight for Othmane Maamma's award but switching attention to the league campaign and also mentions his thoughts on talk with supports recently. COYH!! This Podcast content has reproduced by permission of Watford FC and produced and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Y...
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We chat with Jake from RamsTalk about Derby's season, their manager (who we like) and their goal scoring centre forward (who we don't really like). We then indulge in Untenable and a top ten Hornets/Rams appearing top ten sort of thing!!! Prediction league nonsense is given the shrift thrift it deserves as we gird our loins (whatever that means) for a 3 game week straight out of the blocks after the international break!!! COYH!...
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November 16, 2025 17 mins
The Hornets took on Gwalia knowing that Bournemouth's postponement was an opportunity to go 3 points ahead but also to eat into the goal difference - the team and the whole squad did just that and we saw a couple of new faces and a strike partnership that is now firing on all cylinders.COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve...
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November 7, 2025 71 mins
A game with great statistics in terms of shots on goal and yet a change of formation to 3 forwards seemed to lead us to a disconnected attacking performance in many ways. A set piece conceded and undoubtedly questions have to be asked about the goalkeeper but then he makes some fine one on one stops - so a game of light and shade and no small amount of contradictions in some ways - and now its the international break!!! COYH!! T...
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November 6, 2025 15 mins
Jabi's thoughts prior to the arrival of the Robins for Friday nights game! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul...
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November 5, 2025 35 mins
We chat with old friend of the pod David from Forever Bristol City and we do cover some football and their season and their newish manager and then we get on to all manner of topics and David plays the clarinet!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parsl...
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A ding-dong championship game the way it used t be with both teams playing two up front - here is the initial fan reaction and most are quite pleased as to the general direction of things under Javi!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark v...
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November 2, 2025 29 mins
The three chat through all things "Tractor Boys" with Championship Oracle of knowledge, Ipswich fan and all round good egg - Benjamin Bloom. After a rollercoaster few seasons the Portman Road club are adapting to life back in the second tier. Carl and Ben play out an FA Cup themed "Untenable" and the predcitions are as wayward as always!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge tha...
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Hear the fan chat that followed the most impressive home performance for quite some time. As clinical in front of goal as Coventry had been against us last week, this week saw the tables turned and Rob Edwards Middlesboro return home with no points for their efforts!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Pau...
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October 30, 2025 19 mins
Javi discusses a number topics prior to the return of Rob Edwards with his Middlesboro side. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, ...
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October 30, 2025 17 mins
A cracking start by the Hornets who were unable to maintain their initial pace or get the crucial second goal succumbed to very intense Real Bedford pressure which eventually forced the error for the own goal. Watford slip to second in the league but have the chance to get back to winning ways vs Oxford United at the weekend. Fingers crossed. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge tha...
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