Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
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May 3, 2026 • 91 mins
The worst kept secret in football was finally confirmed as a short and slightly terse announcement confirmed that Ed was parting ways with the Hornets. Here is the initial reaction in the minutes that followed the inevitable confirmation.
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May 2, 2026 • 54 mins
Part two of the fan chat from the worst end of season run in that most can remember. Scott Duxbury's comments once again receive attention but frankly most fans simply now want a break from a campaign that has bought very little harmony to the club - will it be more of the same next season? We wait and see....
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May 2, 2026 • 51 mins
Well the champions were in town and very superior they looked after a reasonably entertaining half time in the second period Watford were truly wretched once gain. However it is Scott Duxbury's words and the inevitable departure of the hapless Ed Still that also get the fans attentions!
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April 30, 2026 • 26 mins
Pete and Justin chat with Cameron from All Things Sky Blue about Coventry's season and how their ownership has made the right big decisions to reclaim a spot in the top flight. The prediction league spirals into another potential multiverse and most of all we give thanks that this season is, at last, coming to an end!!!
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April 26, 2026 • 22 mins
This didn't quite go according to the script as the visitors came to Vicarage Road with a point to prove and a game plan and despite staging what looked like being a comeback the Cherries left deservedly with the points on the day - but then the celebrations of the season were not going to be stopped as a seasons hard work was rewarded with the Champions lifting the trophy and donning their medals - well done ladies, on a fantastic...
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April 25, 2026 • 70 mins
Watford had a nightmare and then X/Twitter had a nightmare - here is a slightly better version than those who listened live got!! Thanks for bearing with us everyone. A really bad day at the office for Ed Still despite a first half where we were unlucky to be 2-0 down the second half was simply dreadful and understandably people ask about the ownership and the head coaches position as the poor run of performances and results contin...
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April 22, 2026 • 41 mins
Pete is joined by Dana from both "The Boro Breakdown" and also our own "Project 46" to discuss Boro, Rob Edwards and a season where automatic promotion has slipped from their grasp. Justin and Pete discuss what things could be made from a surplus of blue Elton John Shirts and the prediction league trundles on like the juggernaut that it is!!
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April 22, 2026 • 65 mins
Hear the rest of the calls and comments following a humbling match at the Hawthorns that should have the hierarchy and owners analysing their own performance as well as the Head coach and players!
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April 21, 2026 • 48 mins
Yet another defeat, yet another incoherent, disjointed performance, another fail to register on the score sheet and another step closer to this group of players being able to be anywhere else than playing for Watford, for this season and for others altogether. A lot of anger is aimed at the owner and hierarchy, the head coach and the players.
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April 19, 2026 • 69 mins
Hear the reaction to a ghastly performance against the Blades where the visitors barely had to get out of first gear to gain the points at the Vic
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April 18, 2026 • 28 mins
Pete and Justin chat with Kev of "Where's Kev" fame about the Baggies downward slide of a season and if James Morrison is the right man for the job after two managers who weren't seemingly up to the job.
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April 13, 2026 • 31 mins
Justin and Pete chat with Chad (not Brad) about the Blades season and why he is not in the "Chris Wilder cult". We discover more than we expected about Georgia Bulldogs and tailgate parties in the US before Brett decides to include photocopiers in the rolling of the dice for the prediction league!!
Both sides feel like the end of the season and the beach can't come soon enough for some of the players....
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April 12, 2026 • 60 mins
The remaining calls as we pick over the ashes of the game at the "Kassam".
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April 11, 2026 • 65 mins
Frankly a shameful performance against a side that sits in the relegation zone. Everyone knows their threat comes from set pieces and to add insult to injury they played us off the park and by the end were well overdue the second goal - good luck to United they put out a team that cared - the Hornets seemingly did not, as was evidenced by the scenes at the end of the game.
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April 9, 2026 • 32 mins
Carl responds to recent news.
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April 8, 2026 • 37 mins
Justin and Pete chat with Fraser from "The Fence End" podcast about Oxford United's season and recent run which might see them escape , the red card and dropped points at Pompey, Pete struggles with Polish forenames, before looking at the future relegation zone fixtures for all involved! Justin moans to relegation threatened Fraser about Watford's season and Fraser looks for the smallest violin available!!
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April 6, 2026 • 51 mins
Hear the chat and thoughts after the 1-1 draw with Charlton where despite a lot of efforts and an encouraging second half - the enthusiasm for the season feels likes its dissipated
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April 5, 2026 • 35 mins
They only went and won it!!! Pete is joined by Alex as we hear the Hornets go back up to the second tier - WSL2!! Not an easy or pretty game but one where the resilience that has seen Watford come out on top was seen by the bucketful!!! Pete chats with Dre Georgiou, Skipper Meghan Chandler, Poppy Wilson, Annie Rossiter and Manager Rene Hector. Bank holiday Monday may see a few sore heads!! Champions!!
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April 4, 2026 • 49 mins
Hear the last callers and some of the online reviews plus we start veering towards other subjects as the game was really rather bleak!
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April 3, 2026 • 32 mins
Pete and Justin catch up with Louis from "Charlton Live" as we look forward to Nathan Jones's Addicks coming to Vicarage Road.
We chat about a consolidating season for Charlton and the addition of an experienced but often maligned forward and what he has bought to the Valley, plus the difference between a young player looking promising but needing to improve his attacking output.
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