Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

Episodes

POST MATCH PHONE IN LCFC 1-2 WFC

December 26, 2025 • 68 mins
Hear the initial fan reaction after another victory on the road after going a goal down at the King Power - 2 in a row and with a mind to Mondays game away at Carrow Road things might be looking up, or it may be the joys of the season who knows!! Merry Boxing Day everyone. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman...
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THE OPPOSITION VIEW - NORWICH CITY (AWAY)

December 26, 2025 • 42 mins
The gruesome threesome catch up with Connor from our friends at "The Pink 'Un" to preview our trip to Carrow Road and we talk about their big forward who joined from Lincoln and what you call the bit between Christmas and New Year!! Merry Betwixtmas everyone! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiande...
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DNSYE 2025 CHRISTMAS SHAMBLES

December 24, 2025 • 82 mins
Since we have been doing the podcast we have many friends, a trip to a match now involves seeing more familiar faces and chatting that it ever did before. The community goes from online to the ground and very often, and no less importantly abroad to Watford fans who tolerate (embrace would be too strong a word) our normal nonsense. However the three of us have also built many friends with podcasters at other clubs through the op...
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THE OPPOSITION VIEW - LEICESTER CITY AWAY

December 22, 2025 • 25 mins
Pete and Justin are joined by Chris from "Leicester til I die TV" and discuss a 4-4 Boxing Day derby that only Pete seems to remember, The foxes new manager, season problems and why they'd just like to get the whole points deduction thing done and out of the way. The prediction league sees Christmas post dip back down and Brett puts working in a gym to good use with the dice and a treadmill! COYH!! This Podcast has been created a...
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Post Match Phone In - WFC 1-0 SCFC

December 20, 2025 • 71 mins
Hear the fan reaction after the close win over Stoke City, as always people have differing opinions about the performance, the opposition and the game itself - but that's fine - that's what causes the chat and debate over the club that we love and on occasions frustrates the hell out of us!. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2...
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OPPOSITION VIEW - STOKE CITY (HOME)

December 18, 2025 • 24 mins
We chat with Tunni from "Every step along the way" podcast and he does insist on knowing what he's talking about and has even done some research (frowned upon at DNSYE Towers of course) but we make a strong recovery and we are reassuringly rubbish again in no time!! Christmas is causing AFC PostBox mayhem with the Prediction League and Brett is trying to get gym equipment to roll dice (and these two are still top by quite some way...
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CHARLTON ATHLETIC 3-2 WATFORD FC WOMEN

December 14, 2025 • 23 mins
High flying Charlton showed why they are unbeaten and top of the WSL2 however Watford caused their hosts some real problems - whilst the result was beyond the Hornets it shows the benchmark to aspire to - and a fine match as well!COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anse...
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POST MATCH PHONE IN PART TWO - AFCW 2-2 WFC

December 13, 2025 • 49 mins
Part Two of the fan reaction for what we hoped would be a second away win but for the late excitement that saw a Wrexham equaliser and Javi sent off! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave...
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POST MATCH PHONE IN PART ONE - AFCW 2-2 WFC

December 13, 2025 • 47 mins
UNEDITED AND RAW: Hear the initial fan reaction to the game at the Race Course that finished with a late Wrexham equaliser and Watford fans differing in opinions over Javi's contribution, tactics and substitutions. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Pa...
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JAVI HABLA - WREXHAM (AWAY)

December 11, 2025 • 15 mins
Javi's thoughts before the Wrexham trip covering Injuries, AFCON omissions, injury updates and thoughts on systems and fringe players with the transfer window about to reopen. This Podcast content has reproduced by permission of Watford FC and produced and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichW...
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DNSYE OPPOSITION VIEW - Wrexham (Away)

December 10, 2025 • 34 mins
Justin and Pete chat with Nathan from "Rob, Ryan, Red" the Wrexham podcast about life before the documentary, the similarities across different decades and interconnecting points of the two clubs, Pete gets his Dixie's mixed up and we celebrated Luke Oh 9!! We look at the likely line up before getting to the prediction league which is now affected by Christmas!!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scra...
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POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - WFC 1-1 SWFC

December 10, 2025 • 59 mins
RAW & UNEDITED: Part Two: A horribly disjointed performance is picked over as a beleaguered Owls team turn up at Vicarage Road and many supporters sympathised not only with their plight of recent years but also that they had two points taken away. Are we too harsh on a team that has lost 1 game in 8 - we start to pick through the aftermath of strange midweek evening at the Vic. Comments and 5 word reviews COYH!! This Podcast has ...
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POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 1 - WFC 1-1 SWFC

December 9, 2025 • 63 mins
RAW & UNEDITED: A horribly disjointed performance is picked over as a beleaguered Owls team turn up at Vicarage Road and many supporters sympathised not only with their plight of recent years but also that they had two points taken away. Are we too harsh on a team that has lot 1 game in 8 - we start to pick through the aftermath of strange midweek evening at the Vic. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not ...
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ALEX LOWE SPECIAL

December 9, 2025 • 25 mins
We get to chat with Alex Lowe about life with Clinton Baptiste and Barry from Watford, exactly who Clinton will be performing with at the Watford Colosseum with in December, Clinton's upcoming "Spectral Intercourse" tour in 2026, The Watford Pump House and the London Palladium and how as a QPR fan he managed to make his son a Wolves fan!!! Fading Now.....fading now..... COYH!! Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone...
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WATFORD FC WOMEN 2-3 LEWES

December 7, 2025 • 21 mins
A frustrating result is something that the girls will want to bounce back from at the Valley next week.COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd ...
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DNSYE OPPOSITION VIEW - SHEFFIELD WEDNESDAY (HOME)

December 7, 2025 • 43 mins
Opposition View with a difference we hear from Matt of "Wednesday til I die" about the owner, the points deduction, the ripping of a club to pieces and hopefully finally a slow start to climb - not up a table but out of an ownership model that has been unhealthy and unpleasant for all - to say the least! Then we mess about a bit!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all ...
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DNSYE Post Match Phone In Part Two - WFC 3-2 NCFC

December 7, 2025 • 50 mins
Here is part two of the fan reaction plus all the comments, reviews and limericks!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Pa...
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DNSYE Post Match Phone In - WFC 3-2 NCFC

December 6, 2025 • 47 mins
Here the initial fan reaction from the comeback against the canaries but a considered batch of responses acknowledge that this was a game that could have easily got away from us in the first half!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von...
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Javi Habla - Norwich City (Home)

December 5, 2025 • 14 mins
Javi gives his thoughts before the visit of the Canaries. COYH!! This Podcast content has reproduced by permission of Watford FC and produced and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, ...
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OPPOSITION VIEW - NORWICH CITY HOME + ROY MOORE/1881

December 4, 2025 • 32 mins
We chat with Samuel from the Pink 'un about all things Norwich ahead of our first game with the canaries in December (thanks to the fixtures computer at the EFL -there's two this month!! Pete also got down to the bunker to chat with Roy Moore about all things 1881 and Bunker type stuff and what people can do to help contribute to the flag, banner and general fun goings on (all whilst drinking beer!!) COYH!! This Podcast has been...
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