Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

The 55-year-old driver of a school bus in Maple Lake, MN blamed his 0.082 breathalyzer result on NyQuil. Yes, this happened on a school day. One of the students noticed the smell of alcohol and set the ball in motion. 

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41-year-old Anthony Day was spotted strolling, naked, in Lakeland, FL. He told police it was a stunt, a TikTok challenge. That excuse maybe would've worked had Anthony had a phone with him.

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62-year-old John Turner was already having a bad day. It got worse when someone cut him off in traffic and John went OFF. He ended up on the hood of the other guy's car and was driven directly to the local police station. A dash cam caught all the action.

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Sabah Bonilla was arrested in Rockford, Illinois when cops pulled him over after getting complaints of someone hanging out a car window and waving a gun. Bonilla told police he "thought women would find it sexy." 

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The first-class JetBlue passenger was not identified, but 207 passengers and crew on the flight from Boston to Tampa would LOVE to have a talk with them after their already delayed flight had to return to Boston.

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James Howard was using an empty Budweiser can to "answer nature's call" while driving his Chevy Suburban in Missoula, Montana. It didn't go well. He got distracted and rear-ended another vehicle. 

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The problem with thinking on your feet is, sometimes, you don't think things all the way through. Like the husband in Russia who didn't want to go shopping with his wife so he made up a story about his car being stolen.  

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21-year-old Yazmin Erazo really wanted to get to Little Caesars before they closed last Thursday night. It doesn't sound like she got there in time because police stopped her for going 107 mph in a 55. 

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After leasing a new vehicle, a salesperson at Fette Kia in Clifton, NJ offered to return Laura Halen's Jeep Wrangler to the dealership she leased it from. Instead he kept it, drove in it, and apparently was living in it when police found him.    

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There are certain things you should share with your landlord when you move out; anything broken, any plumbing issues, any snakes that escaped. Usual stuff. Nicole Jones had been living in her new place for a MONTH when she stumbled across the previous tenant's ball python coiled up on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night.

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Jimmie Glover might be able to predict the future. His costume this Halloween was a "locked up" inmate. That's what he was wearing when cops pulled him over for a DUI. 

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Jauan Mason (kind of) robbed a bank in Alliance, Ohio. All they gave him were singles, so the bag the teller handed him only had about $400 in it. When cops caught up with Jauan, he asked them to deposit the cash into his jail commissary account. 

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Today's Dum Dum is 47-year-old Rebecca Santa. All we're saying is this ... if your name is Santa, don't do anything dumb right before Christmas, like drive drunk with a child in the car.

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A 28-year-old man in Germany fell out a pub window around 11:00 in the evening and landed in the yard of a neighboring butcher shop. He had to call for help due to his injuries but somehow managed to help himself to some sausages inside the shop.

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Officer Matthew Jackson of the Detroit Police Department appeared via Zoom as part of a reckless driving and public intoxication case. Why he wasn't wearing pants is anyone's guess but there he was, way too far from the camera, so everyone saw his "legal briefs." 

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31-year-old Aaron Thompson took out some frustration on the pumpkins outside a Target in Largo, FL.
It was the middle of the night, but security cameras caught the carnage as Aaron destroyed 80 pumpkins worth around $500.

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A man in Brazil claimed he was carjacked, stuffed in the trunk of his Porsche 911 Carrera, driven to a remote location, and left inside while his car was set on fire. The only camera for miles, set up by a rural farmer, caught the man setting his own car ablaze for the insurance.

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50-year-old Cory Nickerson was caught on surveillance cameras sneaking his way into the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office and allegedly assaulting two dispatchers. What really stood out was Cory's "attire". He was wearing a hat ... and a Speedo. This was in New Hampshire?

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76-year-old John Moss was apparently trying to throw police off the scent. Despite the sign hanging on the front of his house that said "Absolutely no drugs allowed on the premises" detectives found plenty inside. 

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