Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure

Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure

It can be hard to be a hero, but it is harder to ignore those cries for help while going to the local tavern. Twice a month, join Tim, Kyle, Joe, Kumar, Jon, and Alli as they run around ruining whatever story Sean has made ahead of time. Whether you are new to tabletop role-playing podcasts or a tried and true hardcore gamer, you should enjoy the team sitting down, sharing a drink and a good time while killing owlbears and arguing about the cost of TRex jerky. Surprisingly little dragons or dungeons to be found!

Episodes

March 17, 2023

Here’s another St Patty’s day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

The heroes start their day as they do every year, but there is a twist! An old foe returns and new forces s...

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Its spooky season once again time! We follow the Heroes of Pumpkinfest (aka Knights of the Indigo Rose) as they continue their vaguely spooky adventures with the noble lady Nicholette for another Pumpkinfest!

In the first episode of this special, our heroes are rewarded with a special trip! They are going to be headed to the Gnomish City of Skyfall...

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Welcome to the first main episode of the main storyline of Season 2. Naturally the virus messed up a lot of our plans but we attempted to record remotely despite technical issues. We apologize for the limited quality but most of us have better mics after this recording. We also have a guest listener with us as Bill joins us to spend the night listening to our drunk asses. We briefly ...

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It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

As soon as victory is in reach, one act… one joke… one smart ass move…. puts the entire mission near the edge of failure. Tim has warned the team throu...

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It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

Tim creates lore problems with the newest NPC who can see in the past, present and future at the same time. Joe goes murder hobo… again… and thanks to ...

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It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

After a good night’s sleep (and numerous derailments) and a quick retcon (don’t drink and DnD kids), the team meets with a familiar face…. the Goblin M...

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It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

A year has passed and our 4th of July heroes have moved on and lived their lives. They are unaware that political conflict is taking place in Ungland. ...

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Here’s another St Patty’s day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

The final episode for this years special. The team expertly escape the bar and find themselves seeing a fri...

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Here’s another St Patty’s day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

The team escapes the inferno and ends up in a void. They will travel to two more bars this episode and meet...

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Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

With another picknick in effect, the team sits down to enjoy the holiday while asking each other why they ar...

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Its spooky time! We follow the Heroes of Pumpkin fest (aka Knights of the Indigo Rose) as they escort the noble lady from last year to a Pumpkinfest Party in the Court of Bets End. While they have to make a unexpected pit stop due to a sick horse, they get a chance to explore the nearby small town of Witchdun. What could go wrong? With their charming personalities, nothing can go wrong!

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Its spooky time! We follow the Heroes of Pumpkin fest (aka Knights of the Indigo Rose) as they escort the noble lady from last year to a Pumpkinfest Party in the Court of Bets End. While they have to make a unexpected pit stop due to a sick horse, they get a chance to explore the nearby small town of Witchdun. What could go wrong? With their charming personalities, nothing can go wrong!

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Its spooky time! We follow the Heroes of Pumpkin fest (aka Knights of the Indigo Rose) as they escort the noble lady from last year to a Pumpkinfest Party in the Court of Bets End. While they have to make a unexpected pit stop due to a sick horse, they get a chance to explore the nearby small town of Witchdun. What could go wrong? With their charming personalities, nothing can go wrong!

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Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

With the morning after Joe completed his new fetish and joined in a night of passion with the brothel owner (y...

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Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

Kumar decides that the best thing to do is escalate the controlled situation to an all out battle. Joe oblige...

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Here’s another St Pattys day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join a group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando. A land that is not so different than where our heroes dwell but is still full of adventure.

Another day, another murder. Joe continues his side quest of being carried and the team argues with Kumar ...

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This little minisode will show you who won, what happened to them, and give some very important information on the events in the world….

Thank you once again to Romancing the Dungeon for putting up with our craziness. It was a blast! And to all our listeners be sure to check them out as they finished their first season strong! And as always, look for...

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Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they onl...

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Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they onl...

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Welcome to the small isle of Koro de Reĝo, a small but ancient island between Demor Gaulando (Tim’s side story continent) and Cepodoro (Sean’s main story continent). This island is very special as there are historical sites on it that could thrown into question the commonly held understandings of how people moved from content to content. Of course our players don’t care about that, they onl...

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