December 23, 2024 • 53 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Really tall podcasts, really tall podcasts.
Really tall podcasts.
Really tall podcasts, reallytall podcasts.
Tall things, they are tall,they are not small, they are
tall things, they are tallthings.
Podcasts Ass blasts.
(00:23):
Really fucking tall PodcastPodcast Tall things, they are
tall, they are not small, theyare tall things.
Podcast Ask West Ask West, askWest.
(00:47):
Really fucking tall Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, doug, are you recording Jesus?
Calm down, brother.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Hello, everybody hey what's up brother.
Welcome to Really Tall Podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Really fucking Tall Podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's the Lootie Podcast Network.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, this is actually the second show In this
Lootie Podcast Network, I meanas you guys, really fucking tall
podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
As you're already aware.
I mean, you've heard ReallyTall Podcast before, so so like
welcome back, not much.
Episode two this is like thatfrom Rick and Morty, where they
just have Vindicators 3.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Vindicators 3,.
Yeah, this is really tall.
Podcast five, one and two.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It's just that, yeah, this is the fifth episode.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I thought you were saying this was like
multi-dimensional TV.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
That too, interdimensional cable yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Interdimensional cable.
Yeah, welcome to.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Really Tall.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Podcast.
We're just talking about tallthings, really fucking tall
things, really fucking tallpodcast, podcast Podcast.
So, boys, I got some weird tallstuff that I want to talk about
today.
Same.
First and foremost, I wanted tolook for things that are tall
but you wouldn't expect them tobe tall, but they're tall for
(02:07):
what they are tall, short things, short things that are tall
like you wouldn't expect thesethings to be as big as they are.
You know what I mean, like atall bookmark kind of.
Yeah, that kind of works okayactually honestly.
I should have looked at one.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I've got a list in my head, yeah wow, uh, anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
So I found something that is uniquely tall, um for
its own people, um I wouldn'tcall it people it's called the
indian, or you could also callit the malabar giant squirrel.
So this bad boy is the world'slargest squirrel, really Really
fucking tall, and it is locatedin India, hence where he gets
(02:49):
his name you don't need toexplain that part.
It lives in Peninsular India.
If that helps at all, it cangrow to be one meter in length,
which doesn't sound like a lotbefore a squirrel In tallness.
Length to a squirrel is tall.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Because they can stand up still.
So yeah, but this is reallytall podcast.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
This is really tall podcast.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
So it can grow up to be one meter tall.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
What is?
Ew?
That's fucking disgusting.
Doug Taco-flavored sunflowerseeds.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
You have no idea.
They are so good Just eat afucking taco.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What are you doing, ow.
What are you doing?
Ow, ow.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Anyway.
So this squirrel again.
I'm just saying I don't.
We've seen squirrels.
You know, squirrels we havearound here are, you know, your
typical Midwest squirrels?
The American squirrel, theAmerican squirrel and it's like
they're like seven inches, maybea foot tall.
You know what I mean.
Yeah, they're usually prettysmall.
(03:46):
This guy's a meter.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
That's three feet, three fucking feet, this thing
is three feet the size of asloth yeah, it's a pretty big
fucking squirrel.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
That's like that big, that much squirrel.
That's a, that's a big squirrelkind of intimidating squirrels
are super cute, but like I'malways terrified that one's
gonna like jump on me, just theslender man of squirrels maybe?
Yeah, I don't know how slenderit is, but um, now the the nice
thing about it.
The funny thing is now,admittedly, most of its height
(04:12):
is coming from its tail.
Um two-thirds of it,unfortunately, is tail well,
that's fucking cheating.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I still count it, I still count it.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Um, now, they do.
Usually hang out in thecanopies of trees and they
rarely ever come down.
It moves from one tree toanother and it can jump six
meters, which is 18 feet.
This thing can jump 18 feet, athree-foot squirrel.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Imagine just walking home one day Six times its
height.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Imagine walking home one day and see a squirrel on
like the house across the street.
Nearly that's a big squirreland it leaps at you from across
the street.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It just clears the whole fucking street and just
jumps to the next roof.
It's fucking terrible.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Spider-man, squirrel-man, spider-squirrel,
squirrel-girl Hell yeah, yeah,jesus, yeah, I thought that was
a really tall squirrel I know, Ithought that was interesting uh
, I also I have one here reallyfucking tall really fucking tall
.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
We need to, we need like a yeah, we need the sound,
we need that sound bite yep,well, let's get a rating system.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
How many talls do we give this out of five talls?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I think that answers the question, really fucking
tall.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
You gotta cut it right when it's done though it's
a work in progress, out ofshort To really fucking tall.
How would you rate this guy?
That's when you hit the cueReally fucking tall, To be fair
short.
But in the perspective of asquirrel, compared to other
squirrels, I'd say it's tall asshit.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I don't know many squirrels.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
To be honest with you Not personally anyway- If the
squirrel was bigger than me,then I'd call it tall.
Okay, is it?
Mm-hmm?
No, no, oh well, it's not.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
The squirrel's.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
It's more than half of my height though imagine that
whoa, that okay, I don'tfucking like seven.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
This is three feet tall it's like right here to me.
Yeah, it comes into like yourrib cage it's almost to my
nipples it could give you cprvery tall.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
That's a tall squirrel, that's really fucking
tall so I'm gonna give this, I'mgonna give this squirrel, I'm
gonna give this really fuckingout of talls four out of five.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Talls four out of five talls.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Four out of five talls.
I'm with Doug a little bit.
If it was like me size thenit'd be five out of five.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
But it's almost there .
I don't believe this ispossible.
Three feet I almost don'tbelieve it's possible.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Exactly so.
I'm giving it four out of fivetalls.
That's fucking tall.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I'm going to interject here real quick with
just a question.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Okay, what do you guys think?
The tallest Mohawk ever wasrecorded by Guinness World
Records?
Six and a half feet, four feet,ten feet Y'all are going really
fucking tall, huh.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, this is a really tall podcast, doug.
We wouldn't have things on theshow that were not really
fucking tall.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Well, it's only 44 inches.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
That's still pretty big, that's 3 feet.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
That's over 3 feet.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I said 4 feet, you did.
I said 10 and then I droppeddown to 4.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
I heard 10, 28.
I was close.
That is really fucking tall,you did.
I said 10 and then I droppeddown to 4.
I heard 10, but 28.
I was close.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
That is really fucking tall, really fucking
tall.
I'll give that 3.5 tall.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
My mohawk was a foot tall in college and that shit
was a nightmare to keep.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
That's what I'm saying it doesn't sound that
impressive, though I'll give it3 out of 5.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Imagine if you're 6 feet tall.
Three feet is half your body.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I'm six foot.
That's half my height.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Hair is not that hard .
Hair is not that hard to getlength on.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
To be fair, mike, this took him 15 years to grow
his hair out, though Really,that's really fucking tall.
That's a tall age.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
You know what it is almost four feet.
That's a tall age.
You know what it is almost fourfeet, that's a tall age.
It's a tall age.
I'll bump it up to four.
If you want to hit five feeteven, I'll give it three and a
half talls.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
I'm at like three and a half four-ish.
I'm at like three talls.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
That is big.
Now that I'm thinking about it,that is up to my neck.
That's a big mohawk.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That neck yeah, that's a big mohawk, that's a
big fucking mohawk.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
That's a lot of hair.
That's really half my person ina mohawk.
That's a lot of hair.
Imagine trying to keep thatfrom like dreading up or nodding
or like, oh jesus, nope, nope,nope, you might have hair gel,
it's no, you just use umber'sglue at that point.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yeah right, that's what I did I got some other
random tall shit if you want tokeep guessing uh, hang on.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Well, does anybody else anybody else have one?
Well, I think Mike has moretall stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I do.
I have several tall stuff.
I have four total, let's justgo down the line.
Oh, this is going to be along-ass bonus.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I love it.
So, Matt, you're right next toDoug on my screen.
You got one.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, yeah.
So, as it were, how big, as itwere, how big do you think the
tallest raccoon ever was?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Ooh, I'm gonna go with Four and a half feet.
Yeah, I was gonna say three anda half, but raccoons already
get to be.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
They some girthy bitches.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Are we talking like Some, like dinosaur?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Like a Wisconsin raccoon or like a red raccoon.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
What do they call it?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
It's a red panda.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
But they're technically raccoons, I think,
or are they foxes?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
They're fox, pandacoons.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I don't know which raccoon, I don't know species of
raccoon.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I'm going eight feet, just a raccoon, holy fuck.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Eight feet, an eight foot raccoon.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
That's just a werewolf.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
That's a cryptid.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
I'm talking dinosaurs brother.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Oh my god, new cryptid.
Imagine a cryptid where, like,you're walking home and you hear
something ruffling around thedumpster outside like Denny's,
and you're like oh, it's just acute little raccoon.
You see its tail bobbing outand you know that little squeak
that raccoons make.
You know that little squeakthat raccoons make.
It's that.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
But deep it's like a koala.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
And it just busts out and it's just an eight-foot
raccoon, chunky as shit, andjust beelines it away while it's
cleaning its food in a puddle.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
He's just like sup bro.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
You eating this bone.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Don't fucking judge me.
No, the world's tallest raccoonWas 43 inches.
And his name was Bandit and heWeighed 75 pounds at the age of
10 years old Fuck 75 pounds.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Do raccoons live to be?
That?
How old do raccoons live to be?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
He's asking his phone , not you guys cause he none of
us know Up to 16 years.
Damn.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
In captivity 20.
Wow, huh, man, I didn't want tolearn anything tonight, God
damn it.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
That's true.
I didn't want to learn shittonight.
Well, you did Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
So, we were almost right, you learned about Bandit
the raccoon in 2004.
We said four feet, we're almostthere.
What did you say?
It?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
was 43 inches.
We were about five inches off.
The same as that Mohawk.
Same as that Mohawk.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Mohawks, raccoons they're the same.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I'll give that.
Honestly, I'm going to give itBecause I was so shocked.
I'm going to give that four outof five I'm giving it two and a
half out of five.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Only because of five.
I'm giving it two and a halfout of five.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Wow only because, like well, raccoons, in my
opinion, are ready, are alreadylike three and a half.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
You said raccoons, in my opinion, aren't ready.
No, I mean, they're already,aren't?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
three, three and a half feet I feel.
On average I feel like four.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
That's not that big for a raccoon all right, you
come face to face with a fourfoot tall raccoon you tell me
it's.
It's like three foot nine okay,you come face to face with a
three foot nine raccoon and youtell me I think most raccoons
are like three foot.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
They're not that much shorter.
I feel, you feel.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Why don't you Google?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
average length.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
How tall is your?
Average raccoon yeah, I don'tthink we should go off Mike's
feelings.
How smart is your average bearSixteen to twenty inches.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Twenty-eight inches on the high end is your average,
so it is so two and a half feetish.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
There's normally two and a half.
Yeah, holy shit, yeah double.
That'd be like finding a 12foot tall human.
That's a chalky fuck.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
That'd be like finding a little Can you move
again back and forth.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Just humor me.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Think about a 75.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
What are you?
I don't like that dude.
I'm sorry I'm breaking the wall.
A are you?
I don't like that dude.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
I know what I'm sorry , I'm breaking the wall a little
bit here.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I don't like that dude.
What'd you say?
God damn it, Matt, that wasn'tme.
Oh, someone else, no dude.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
There's a fucking shadow on the wall moving.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I thought it was your shadow, but it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
It's between that step stool and the Spider-Man
poster, is it that?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
I just saw it.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
It's fucking you.
It's fucking you.
I'm not moving.
That's you.
I'm not moving.
That's gotta be you, moveforward.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Did you just see?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
it.
Move, though I didn't move.
You're closer to the light.
Look at me move.
I don't give a fuck.
I didn't move.
You're closer to the light.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Look at me move.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Look at me move Beep, Okay whatever it's, you somehow
Watch me nae, nae.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
That scared the shit out of me, especially with that
knock.
Fuck you, no, so I would yeahagain.
That's good by alarm ringtone.
It's not that big.
I'm giving it two and a half,I'll go three.
I'll go three.
I guess it is double the size.
Don't give it a peer pressure.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
It is about double the size.
I'll give it three.
It'd be like finding a 12 foottall human being.
I'm giving Bandit a three and ahalf.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Just because I like raccoons.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Raccoons are pretty great.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Can you imagine a 75 pound raccoon?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I know this isn't a really fat podcast, but 75
pounds.
Do you want natural or thefarthest thing from natural,
natural?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Natural.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I like big naturals.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Hit me with it I love big naturals For your big
natural post of the night.
Oh my god, this fucking adwon't go away there we go.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, I'm right.
Have you guys ever Boob.
Jokes are pretty good huh Boobs.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Has anybody here heard of the name Horst Scholls?
No, horst Horst.
H-o-r-s-t.
Horst Scholls.
No, horst Horst.
H-o-r-s-t.
Horst Scholls, the world's mostfamous long distance ejaculator
, and he himself has ejaculatedup to heights of 18 feet 9
(14:40):
inches.
Holy shit, that's like twostories.
Dog, my guy, I have so manyquestions, that's almost a
two-story fucking building.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Imagine getting hit in the face by that at a
distance of a few inches.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
That's the physics.
What's the speed?
The fucking physics.
Yes, what a physics.
I came two stories today.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I need somebody with like a baseball speed gun but we
need to okay we need to findthe average, the average weight
of a load and then find thevelocity of the dick exit energy
.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I don't know what the fuck you'd call that can't
believe I'm googling this.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Hold on hell, yeah, I do know, if a dolphin oh yeah,
35 miles an hour, we can use acalculator, it will snap your
neck.
If a dolphin hits you in theface, it snaps your neck.
We can do some calculations.
It will snap your neck.
If a dolphin ejaculates on yourneck point blank, it will snap
your neck in half.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Weight of average ejaculation.
This isn't.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Human, human, human.
I know you'd think that mightnot matter, but it does so he
came two stories yeah almost twostories of cum 18 feet.
Yeah, the force.
How the fuck, how.
I want to see the physicsequation behind that.
Like what is?
I want to know what the fuckingexit.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Velocity is Also.
Gravity was working against himRight, he was shooting up.
What is the exit velocity?
Speaker 5 (15:58):
It says average speed for cum is 27 miles per hour.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Holy shit, I didn't actually expect that.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Holy fuck.
So given an hour and theperfect velocity my cum would go
27 miles.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
The funny thing is we could if any of us were smart
enough.
We could figure out, because weknow, we know, uh, gravity is
uh nine meters 9.8 meters persecond squared so we could in in
theory use that against 27miles per hour.
Oh my god, you could find theforce you could.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Find the force you could find the exit velocity you
can find the muzzle velocity ofsomebody's fucking cock man.
We're doing the real sciencehere.
Why the fuck is noAA gettinggrants when we?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
aren't.
Can someone look up the One ofyou guys?
I'm not going to destroy mysearch history here.
Look up the average, I guessdistance of a jism launch.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
I was going to say the size of a load.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Size is about 3 milliliters.
I already found that Averagedistance, oh no, average
launching power.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I think Size is about 3 milliliters.
I already found that.
What about distance?
Average distance, Averagedistance.
Then you can oh no Averagelaunching power.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I think, like exit velocity, you'd need to know
Because you can figureeverything else out from that.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Well, if we know the average distance, we can
elaborate where, like he, is, onthe average, let's call it 2
feet.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Wow, really 2 feet.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Feet is the average and this dude fucking launched
against gravity 18.9.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
That's very loosely what it says, but I'm giving us
a place to start so, accordingto google, if the average human
human being with capabilities oflaunching jism can launch at
about 2 feet right, that's whatyou're saying that means, holy
fucking christ, can lunge atabout two feet.
Right, that's what you'resaying.
That means that's what it.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
He was nine times, holy fucking Christ, nine times
the average man's spook.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
I want to know like how small, how tight, how
constricted is his fucking vast?
How much iron did he have inhim?
That's a question.
What are his musclecontractions like?
Ooh, I wonder how fucking bighis epididymis is.
Do you think he?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
held it in, he's just pressurizing it.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Yeah, he pressurized it.
It's like the Yellowstonecaldera, just waiting to blow.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I was trying to find some sort of calculation I could
use to figure this out, but Idid stumble across a Reddit post
that says how fast would a cumshot have to be to kill somebody
?
30 37 miles an hour this guysays 73 newtons to crack a skull
and you ejaculate roughly fivemilliliters of semen every time
and semen has a density of aboutone gram per milliliter.
(18:32):
So five grams of semen everytime.
You spank the monkey and do it.
To achieve 73 newtons of forcewith a 5 gram object, it needs
to accelerate at 14,600 metersper square meters per second.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Yes, that's to put a hole in somebody's skull.
I will say we've seen bettersuccess when it comes to results
hovering around the snapping ofthe neck, because we actually
have data in that vein which ishorrifying.
I think a dolphin.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Dolphin.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Yeah, like snap someone's neck 37 miles an hour,
it comes out of it, and if itjizzes point blank on your neck,
it'll snap your neck in half.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
This guy says you need 14,600 meters per second
and 27 miles an hour is about 12.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
How fast would cum have to leave your dick to
recreate the Big Bang?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I think we've gone way off the rails we have, but
anyway I'm going to give thisguy a fucking Create a sonic
boom Mach 6, jism.
I'm giving this guy a fuck.
This is the 5 out of 5.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
18.9 feet man.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Does it specifically say shot upwards or did he shoot
across?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
It said, to a height of 18.9 feet.
God, what an absolute unit.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I feel so bad for that person's significant other.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
This is according to the internet.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
I'm so fucking done with this.
Why are we spending our timehere?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
That person would shoot Spoot so hard that their
significant other would fly andhit the ceiling or something God
damn.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
That's something to be proud of, though, right.
That's something to be proud of.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I'm giving him five, five out of five.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Really fucking tall, really fucking tall.
Six out of nine Love it.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
What do you get?
How tall do you think theworld's biggest taco was?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
world's biggest taco.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I'm gonna guess 6 meters as height, because you
just turn it sideways oh, inthat case 12 meters 9 feet 18
feet 35.9.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Damn oh damn a 1654 pound taco was created by the
city of mexicali how much thatway, california, mexico.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Uh, I just said 1654 pounds, holy fuck you do, you
fuck Do you have a picture of it, holy shit.
Or is it just information?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Can you draw us a picture Like is it mostly like
meat, because I hate when theydo that, or is there like an
equal part shell?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
and other veggies and whatnot.
Taco let's see if we got apicture of it, a world's largest
.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Because I saw something where they're like
world's largest pizza and it'sjust like a huge thing of dough
and it's just like sauce with alittle bit of cheese sprinkled
on top and it's like 35 feetlong or some shit, and it's just
like a small amount of cheese.
I'm like that doesn't count.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
You need to cover that bitch.
I'm trying to image search itand I'm not really finding it.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah, that's fine, alright, I have one.
Actually, hang on.
We have to rate the taco.
I'm going to say 35, 36 feet, 5out of 5, a lot bigger than I
thought 10 out of 10.
If somebody presented me with a35 see, the problem with that
is the shell cannot be hard.
(22:00):
It's a soft shell, taco so it'sa soft-shell taco, so it's a
burrito.
Well, yeah, I guess that's fair.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
It kind of depends on if it was wrapped around.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
I like how you say oh it's a burrito, you're
disappointed that it's a fuckingburrito.
I hate burritos.
Burritos suck ass.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Flour tortilla shells suck ass Corn tortilla forever
I will never eat a flour.
I hate flour tortillas.
Suck, suck, suck.
Anyway, five out of five,really fucking tall.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
I'm going to have to fight to the death later it's
fine, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
36 feet, holy shit, that's a big taco, oh God.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Too big, oh wait.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Wait, wait, wait.
Someone just made a new one.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I think the record that I was looking at Was broken
.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
It's just in bigger taco Taco, biggest Taco bell
created.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I'm not going to trust this Because I'm only
seeing it in like this AISummary thing.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah, the AI summaries are always wrong,
alright I got one here summarything and I don't believe it.
Yeah, the AI summaries arealways wrong.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I got one here, this is something that's already tall
.
How tall do you think thetallest giraffe is?
23 feet.
Can you give me meters?
No, you can do feet.
That's fine, I have feet.
I have feet, gir.
Just divide it by three.
You're right, I have feet.
But how long?
9.8 meters.
Giraffes are already big,they're long boys.
(23:27):
How big do you think thebiggest or the tallest giraffe
is?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
You want meters, you said no, all feet.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I'll take meters.
Giraffes are normally like whatfeet?
So I'm going to say the tallestgiraffe ever is.
I'm going to say 18?
, 30 feet makes sense to me.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
I'm going to say like 18 and 20 feet.
So like 6 to 7 meters so 27.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
10 meters, that's my guess.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
We have 10 meters, we have 27 feet, and you said what
Between 6 and 7 meters, 6 and 7meters, okay.
So here's my guess we have 10meters, we have 27 feet and you
said what Between 6 and 7 meters, 6 and 7 meters, okay.
So here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
We're all going to be disappointed because I was.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I thought giraffes were a bit taller 19 feet.
The world's tallest giraffe was19 feet.
Oh damn.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I thought, giraffes were much taller.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
I was spot on, I was with.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Matt, I thought giraffes were like 25, almost 30
feet.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
It was right there.
I think their average is like18.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Average height of a giraffe Correct.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Okay, I think they rough out around like 15 feet or
so.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Do you guys know what the tallest blobfish is?
I'm asking, I don't have theanswer.
I'm just asking if you guysknow.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Yeah, I have that off the top of my head for you.
What is it?
The giraffe?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I don't have the answer, I'm just asking if you
guys know I have that off thetop of my head for you the
giraffe you're talking about isthe tallest male giraffe ever.
Oh, george, yeah, the tallestfemale giraffe is Shaki, who
lives in Tanzania and has aheight of 22 feet.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
That's my girl.
Yeah, suck it, george.
He died in 1969.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
In case you were wondering, the tallest blobfish
is literally just under a foottall Shaggy weighs 5,100 pounds.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Good lord, 5,100?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Damn, I didn't think Holy fuck, I didn't think
animals could get that heavy onland.
Since we're talking aboutgiraffes, do you guys know when
giraffes Besides like hippos?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
and rhinos I guess.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Do you guys know, when giraffes get into domain,
battles they fight mainly usingtheir necks.
But, yes, there is a winner,but the winner dies shortly
after, because they usuallybruise their necks so badly that
they can't swallow food orwater anymore.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Fucking idiots, Dumbasses, it's worth the
victory Apparently, anyway,dumbasses, it's worth the
victory Apparently, anyway.
How are we voting, I guess?
What was it?
What was the female one?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Shaggy.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Shaggy.
How are we voting?
Shaggy?
22 feet 22 foot giraffe.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I'm gonna say Personally.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I'm gonna say two and a half, just cause I thought
Giraffes were taller.
Yeah, two and a half.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
In my brain.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I thought giraffes were like 30 feet feet tall
creatures, and they're not.
I thought giraffes were huge.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
I'm giving it two.
That was a very unsatisfyinganswer.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
It was underwhelming.
For sure, doug, do you haveanything for us?
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Alright, do you guys want the tallest living or
inanimate thing?
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Tallest dead thing.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Well, no, that's not what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Tallest corpse you can just look up the tallest
person.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
I have two things.
So I'm asking if you guys wantit to be a living thing or a not
living thing, dead, thing, okayinanimate object.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
I see inanimate object was probably a living
thing at one point.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Non-living Thing that was never alive nor will ever
be alive.
Is that better?
Okay, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Alright, how tall do you think the tallest snowman
ever was?
23 feet 50 feet.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
You know, I think Matt's closer.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah, I'm gonna go 40 feet, it's 122 feet.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
It's 122 feet.
Holy shit, holy fuck, how muchdoes that shit weigh?
It looks like I don't have aweight, but that seems dangerous
.
It was in Maine and I guess itwas so small or so big that they
were using full-blown objectsas its arms and legs and shit
(27:23):
like trees for arms.
Put a bus in the shit Is therea picture of this thing.
Let me see if I can find it.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, show it to Discord, if you can find it.
That sounds dangerous.
What if you're standing next toit and it like collapsed?
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah, because it's going to melt An avalanche.
Yeah, that is an avalanche.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
It's just an avalanche.
What happens when it melts?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Oh, we had an avalanche.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
You live in Indiana.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
All right pictures going into the chat.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Check the chat.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Holy shit, Really Fuck you.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Tom.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I got to be honest, though I'm a little disappointed
because I figured I assumedlike the image that I had in my
head was balls yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
I don't like the volcano.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
A little bit.
They basically made a snowlighthouse.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Right.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
It also looks like they had to use a crane to do
this To be, fair the pine treeslike the full fucking pine trees
as arms, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
The pine trees the full fucking pine trees as arms,
that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Do you think they might have cheated a smidge?
Do you think there's somethingunderneath?
That's a structural?
It's not all snow.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
There's a structural bit.
I'm sure when I was looking upimages you could see they had
scaffolding around it to keepsnow in.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
I'm sure there's a structure in there that's like
engineered snowman.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
I'm Buddy from Cake Boss and I made the world's
largest cake, and it's just.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Rice Krispie Treat it's cardboard.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
It's piping and Rice Krispie Treat.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
There's less cake in it than a fucking small wedding
cake.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
I'm going to go with three out of five talls, just
because it is very tall.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
If they had to do structural work and it's not
just all snow, it's not tall inthe way we want it to be tall
and I know probably like physics
Speaker 3 (29:11):
gets in the way, but I want a big, tall snowman.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
If this podcast is a physics podcast you could just
wrap a giant scarf around amountain and be like there
Biggest snowman ever.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah, what constitutes a snowman?
Do they not just make a pile ofsnow?
What makes it from a pile ofsnow to a snowman?
Is it the scarf?
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Asking the real question.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
I think it's the people features on the mound of
snow.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
So like to.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Matt's point if.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I just made some gigantic, like googly eyes and
put them on a mountain.
Did I now just make the world'stallest?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
snowman.
If it looks like a snowman, itcounts Clearly from the picture
you just showed us.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
That's what we'll have to do.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Do you guys want to know what the world's tallest
hot dog is?
Ooh, actually, we're going tolet you guess, is?
Speaker 5 (30:03):
it in New York right now I don't think.
So what?
There's like a statue of a hotdog in Times Square.
Maybe that like shoots confettiout of its penis.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
So this record has been held since 2001.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Okay, I'm going to go with world's largest hot dog.
It's just meat blended togetherand emulsified Meat.
Yeah, exactly, is it with bun,or no?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
No, the picture shows no buns.
Alright, so this is something.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I'm going to say like 100 feet.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
It's so easy to do this you just make a fucking
pipe and fill it with meat.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I feel like the machine that makes hot dogs
probably just cuts them off atsome point and you could just
modify the machine to never cutit off as long as you have pig
to feed into the machine.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Or any meat.
I'm going 100 feet Any meat.
Really Well, the FDA does allowup to 10% human meat in every
hot dog.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Oh, then we're good man.
We got 8 billion of thosefuckers.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Oh, yeah, Easy Mike you're getting some 100 feet
Okay.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Oh wait, Did we rate Doug's snowman?
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Yeah, bad, yeah okay.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I think it's just 120 feet, 120?
.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Okay, doug, what do you got?
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Bro, 120 feet's, like the size of that fucking
snowman.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Yeah, got bro 120 feet, it's like the size of that
fucking snowman.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
Yeah, right, yeah, but if you laid that oh man
nevermind, I think it's gonna besomething dumb, like oh it's
seven foot, like a real sevenfoot hot dog now, if it was sick
, that'd be different, but I I'min my brain.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
I think it's like normal where it's like the size
of like a subway tunnel yeah, inmy brain in my brain it's just
real thin and fucking long.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
I think it's just a real thin, long one.
I think that's what they justmade here.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
I wasn't thinking proportional Mike you are onto
something here.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
I'm going 100 feet it's just a small you were onto
something with your logic, justnot your guess.
718 feet, it's just a smalllong fucking thing.
They just never put the knifepiece down on the machine and
just let it your guess 718 feet.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Yeah, it's just a small mother of God.
They just never put the knifepiece down on the machine and
just let it keep going.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
They turned the hot dog machine on for like two
weeks and were like we'll comeback sometime, Whenever, yeah
718 feet.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
That was kind of a cop out.
I feel like anyone can do that.
Ooh, apparently this ooh oohdrama.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
We got some drama around this one, though
Apparently, oh, apparently, thisoh oh drama.
We got some drama around thisone, though apparently this is
like the the the tallest hot dogasterisk, because people
apparently speculate around thecreation of it, saying that
there may have been somestarting and stopping times, as
well as some reinforcement so wedon't know, yeah, that's the
thing.
You can't be reinforcing, youcan't but if we're gonna go with
(32:40):
the one, that's actually holyshit, uh, 20,000 feet, um,
actually holy shit.
The next one so 718 feet, right, the next one under that is 15
feet is it proportional, atleast like?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
is it meaty or is it still small?
Speaker 4 (32:58):
no, it's like, like, like a hot dog size, like well,
you just did this.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
That's a hot dog size is it's like a hot dog size.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Well, you just did this.
That's a hot dog size.
Is it a regular hot dog?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
size.
Here the guy's holding it.
He can't close his hand aroundit.
Okay, no, that's pretty big.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
That's a girthy bitch .
Speaker 3 (33:11):
It's like the size of a sub sandwich.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
If you had to guess, there's the same amount of hot
dog in that one as there is withthe 718 foot one.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
But this is really tall.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
All right, I see the picture now.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Also, we're really considering length here.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
I see the picture now we just turn it sideways.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
The 700 foot long one definitely is bigger, doesn't
count, though, if it can't standup on its own.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Also, jason, if you take some fishing line and
attach it to the ISS and youhang it from it.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
yes, what's up?
There's two here.
I'm kind of confused.
You should be, because thissays Hang on that second one's
illegitimate.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
The almost 2,000 foot one is illegitimate, and I'm
not here to peddlemisinformation.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
This is the 718 feet one, it says, in Germany, where
a group manufactured and serveda U-shaped hot dog with a length
of 718 feet.
However, this attempt was not avalid one oh, and it says
underneath that in 2006, recordsetting world's longest hot dog
200 feet and that one isactually a thick boy.
That one is like the size oflike I would say like a football
(34:23):
like a rack of ribs.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
We're saying 200 feet 200 feet, it looks like.
So 200 feet confirmed 718 feet.
There's some shadiness goingaround.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
There's one that's 2,000 feet.
That's again.
Does not reflect this record inany of its publications of 2006
.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
This one's very up in the air.
It looks like.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Either way, there's a lot going on here, but yeah,
that's a lot.
The smallest one is 200 feet.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
I'm going to say that's a big-ass fucking hot dog
Question.
Mark out of five becausethere's like seven different
answers there.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
This is like a.
I didn't know.
There was a conspiracy theoryaround hot dog length Apparently
, but here we are Apparently Allright.
Okay, I got one here, I thinkMatt also has one?
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yeah, but what do you think that tallest high-heeled
shoe ever is?
Ooh.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
Seven feet Two and a half feet, two foot that's
insane.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Seven feet, because I think it's meant to be insane
on purpose Seven feet.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Okay, ooh, here's a good question.
Is it meant to be worn?
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Yeah, that's a good question actually, or is it more
like Like a museum piece, likeyou can?
Speaker 4 (35:31):
look at it Cool, but no one would ever fucking wear
it.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
I'm still going with seven feet.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
That's like I didn't do this much research.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I.
There's no way anybody'swearing this.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Okay, I'm more on board with the 7.
I'm gonna go 7.1 feet.
Son of a bitch.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Twice as right ruling me 9 feet.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Actually yes, 9 feet.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Wow, damn 9 feet 3 inches and it was created by
Dito Fashion Club, but it is,wow Damn Closest without going
over.
There you go.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Nine feet three inches and it was created by
Dito Fashion Club.
But it is very obviously notactually a shoe, it's just a
shoe-shaped object.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Oh, so it's like a display piece.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
It's shoe-tm, You're right yeah, it's the proportions
of a normal high-heeled shoe,just really big.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
It's like the car that was shaped like a shoe.
Technically it's a big shoe.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
I'll give it two out of five talls, just because it's
not functional.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah, I'm not even recognizing it.
Zero, no, none.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
I don't recognize it.
Don't care, I'll give it twobecause it's still technically
big.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
If you have to go technically a shoe fuck, you
Just go fuck yourself.
I'm out on that Interesting.
I have one, I'm out, I'm done.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
I got no more I got two more.
I got one more.
What?
What do we think is the tallestcow on record?
Speaker 4 (37:06):
On record.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Tallest cow on record 7.4 feet.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
uh oh, on record, not nine feet we're going nines.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
if it's on record, I think it technically might be
like 12 and change because ofthe Paul Bunyan bullshit Do
butter cows count.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
What's a cow in general?
Speaker 4 (37:34):
General cow.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
What do you think, Moop?
It's here in.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Illinois.
I'm thinking about like sevenfeet tall, like Jason was saying
, like a little bit taller than72 inches right, 72 to 84?
.
I'll go with 8 feet, just to bedifferent.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Jason, you were closest.
It is 6 feet 4 inches, not 7feet 4 inches like you said,
which I did expect more but, I,will say a six foot four inch
cow, that's big A cow.
Tall, right Huge.
Her name is Blossom.
She is from Orangeville.
(38:17):
Illinois, that's a big fuckingcow, six foot four inches.
Okay, how?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
much do they weigh as tall?
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Doesn't have a weight here.
I also looked up.
Largest bull Same doesn't havea weight here.
I also looked up largest bullsame size.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah interesting.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
But yeah, oh, I'm sorry Matt.
Is a really tall podcast, alittle too boring for you.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
Hey man, it's a really really boring podcast.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Yeah, I just thought that was interesting, man.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
I have news waiting in the wings for me, biggest cow
Doug, what do you got?
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Doug man, I have news waiting in the wings for me
Biggest cow, Doug.
What do you?
Speaker 5 (38:53):
got Doug, yeah what do?
You got All right.
This one is it's.
I guess it's more of a longest,but I'll give it tall because,
well, what do you think?
The tallest slash, longestwiener dog ever was 3 feet 5.3
(39:15):
feet 4 feet 3 feet it was 3 feet.
I got the image.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
His name is Herbert 2 out of five talls.
What do you guys think thetallest hat ever was?
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Look at how long this dog is Four and a half feet
Tallest hat.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Is it a beaver hat Dog the long way.
Do you have a picture of thehat?
Huh, it's for Matt.
Do you have a picture of thehat?
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Oh, do I have a picture of the hat?
Can you draw a picture Does?
It count feather.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Is there a feather in the cap and they're counting
the feather size or something?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
No, it's a top hat.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
I'm going to go with 40 feet.
I'm going with 40 feet, DougDimmadome style it's a beaver
hat?
Yeah, it's a beaver top hatit's a beaver hat?
Yeah, it's a beaver top hat 40feet, 600 feet, no more.
And I only say that becausefucking Ethan from H3H3, he had
supports and everything, butthey did beanies on beanies and
he kept stacking beanies andthey got up to 30 feet.
(40:23):
So I'm going to go with 75 feet.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Well, that's beanies stacked on top of each other.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
You're talking strictly top hat they were just
able to do that, so I imaginethis is what Guinness considers
to be the world's tallest hat 75feet.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
I'm going to say 43 feet.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
You guys are way over estimating 15 feet and 9 inches
.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
What type of hat is it?
Speaker 5 (40:47):
It's a top hat 600 feet was a bad guess for sure.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
It's Doug Dibbadoe.
Holy shit, doug Dibbadoe yeahit is Doug Dibbadoe.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
It is Doug.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Dibbadoe, it was achieved by.
Dylan Ozer in Tampa, florida,in 2018.
And yeah, shout out Tampa, notgonna lie and yeah, shout out
Tampa.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
I'm learning way more than I ever wanted to on this
podcast well, I'll give that.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
You know what?
I'll give it 4 out of 5 talls,because I didn't think 15 feet
was that much, but the picturedoes it justice.
That's a big hat.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
That was a big hat so like you could do way taller if
you were willing to likesupport it with stuff or
whatever.
But Guinness specifically saidthat for it to count he has to
be able to walk in it, and thisguy was able to walk wearing
this hat.
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
I'll give him four out of five.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
No no.
Four out of five talls.
Five out of five talls, Reallyfucking tall.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Five talls out of five podcasts.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Get it moot.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Really fucking tall.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Hold on that's not it , that's not the one, really
fucking tall.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
There it is Podcast.
It gets five out of five fromme Fucking tall.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
Man, I'm so happy that we have a surefire
transition for when Deluty fails.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
We can just be like you know what we got.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
Another thing.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
What do you got?
I'm sure there's anotherpodcast out there that's just
dedicated to the tallest things,probably.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Maybe, I don't know, do they do it as well as us?
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Fuck no, absolutely not.
So you're out, you don't haveany more.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Oh, no, I had tallest one more.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Okay, I got one more after you how tall do you think
is the world's and I'm going tolargest on this because it's a
circle.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
So perspective world's largest slash tallest,
yo-yo oh, this is going to besomething ridiculous, isn't it?
Because someone did it like afucking weather balloon or some
shit.
I'm going to say 30 feet oh,somebody definitely got into a
balloon and did this.
I'm gonna say 2,000 feet.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
I feel like if you tried to launch anything too
heavy off the side of a you knowwhat?
Speaker 4 (43:01):
you're right, I'm gonna say 1,000 feet 1,000 feet.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
I just found a good one actually after this, so I
have one more too this is nevergonna end.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Really tall, you're saying 1, really tall.
You're saying a thousand feet,yeah.
And you're saying what, matt?
Speaker 2 (43:13):
30 feet.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
You're both off.
But the surprising thing to meisn't exactly the height.
So it is 11 feet 10 inches,Almost 11 feet 11 inches, but
the weight 4,625.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
It has to be, that's right.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
The disc plunges 120 feet on a rope Is that?
Speaker 1 (43:34):
it Is that a 68 ton crane.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
That person riding it .
Yes, there's a video of herriding it.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Holy fuck.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Let me put this in the fucking discord.
That shit's insane.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
If you were to use this person as a pie chart and
this yo-yo is the graph shewould make up like a tenth of it
.
I don't care, I don't need ads.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
I just want to see her do the thing.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Whoa, you see that shit.
Yep, there it goes.
Look at that, holy fuck.
Wait, she's on the edge of that.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
No, she's not on there.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
I'd be like she, she's going to die, but it is
yo-yoing You're going to die,bitch, you're going to die.
Yeah, it fucking yo-yos, yeah.
So I expected it to be biggerbut I did not expect the weight
to be that.
I expected the.
I did not expect 4,600 pounds.
Now, here's my question.
For that, though, is that?
Speaker 4 (44:26):
are they talking about the height of the yo-yo
itself?
Speaker 3 (44:29):
Yes, or.
The question for that, though,is that are they talking about
the height of the yo-yo itselfor the highest point?
The yo-yo itself was 11 feetalmost 12 feet?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
I misunderstood, alright my final one, the final,
the final countdown.
I lost it.
Where'd my browser?
Speaker 1 (44:46):
go.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
I'm doing another long one, I'm sorry.
What do you think the longesttoe is ever?
Speaker 4 (44:57):
Mine, my middle toe.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Four inches.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
No, okay, hold on, it has to be longer than mine.
My middle toe is about twoinches long, so three inches.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
I'm gonna go with six inches.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
That's like opposable , that's monkey.
Yeah, that's like four joints.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
I'm going monkey.
Six inches.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Doug.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
Doug, we can't hear you.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
You stupid bitch.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Use your fingers, use your fingers, use your fingers.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
Use sign language.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Three inches he says three inches Five, it was five.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
That was close, damn.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Matthew Gregory's big toe was five inches long and
his little toe was an inch and ahalf.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
That's a bit five inches.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
That's almost monkey sense.
This is how long my middle toeis.
It's the exact same length asmy pinky finger, and people call
my feet alien feet.
What five fucking inches?
I don't know why my shit doesthat You're
Speaker 3 (45:57):
back.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
Because it knows you're going to say some I don't
know.
Five inches, that's some gnarlytoes.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
I was close.
But yeah, that's some gnarlytoes.
I will say, oh, we never ratedmy yo-yo.
Yeah, how I was close.
But yeah, that's some gnarlytoes.
I will say, oh, we never ratedmy yo-yo.
You never rated your yo-yo.
Yeah, how many toes.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Four out of five, toes Three.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
Out of five toes, okay Out of five?
Speaker 3 (46:20):
yeah, Really fucking tall.
So what do we rate?
Five-inch toes.
I'm going to go really fuckingtall, really fucking tall.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
I'm going to go five out of five.
Those are the tallest toes I'veever heard of.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Really fucking tall.
Speaker 5 (46:34):
One out of five don't care for that.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
You don't have to care for it, I'm going to think
of those toes next time I come.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
I said Matthew McGregor is Matthew McGrory, but
anyway, he's also recognized bythe Guinness World Records as
the world's tallest actor, at 7feet 6 inches tall.
Damn what is he?
Ben.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
That's how tall my brother is.
I'm the shortest man in myfamily.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
The.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
Devil's Rejects.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
And Big Bitch oh yeah , he passed away, didn't he?
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Who did 2005.
Speaker 5 (47:09):
He plays the really tall guy, oh yeah.
Yeah, he passed away, didn't hewho did 2005.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Yeah who, he plays the really tall guy, oh yeah
yeah, yeah, he's also creditedas Tall Alien in Men in Black.
Yes, oh, I know who that isthen.
Yep, that's all you had to say.
It's a white music video.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Oh my God, All right, all right, I got my last one.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
You ready for?
Speaker 5 (47:28):
this what do you think the tallest Lego structure
is?
Okay?
Speaker 4 (47:34):
can I ask a clarifying question?
It's just brick stacked, okay,that's what I was going to ask.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
I'm going to go with really fucking tall 2,000 feet
Nah 200 feet.
Speaker 5 (47:47):
Matt got it at really fucking tall.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Okay, no, it uh 114 feet, okay, yeah that's more
realistic.
Is it at lego land?
I haven't.
It's in italy, so not lego land, so no lego, lego sicily lego
sicily.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
Yeah, actually, it's lego milan, lego mylon lego
lopolis and it was uh.
It took 555 000 lego bricks tocreate the tower no wonder legos
are so expensive.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
Motherfucker took them all we gotta do some
deludidas legos I would love tobring over no I'm just gonna
bring over my fucking bucket ofrandom Legos and be like alright
, build some shit, whoever hasthe best looking thing.
Cool, you get a paycheck thisweek.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
I'm not that kind of autistic.
I don't care for Legos oh, I amwell, boys, that was a really
tall podcast.
Does anybody have any?
Speaker 5 (48:43):
other ones that they want to do really fucking tall
no podcast so what uh out of allFucking tall no, I'm done
Really fucking tall Podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
So what out of all the tall things we went over
today?
Speaker 5 (48:57):
what is your?
Speaker 3 (48:57):
favorite tall thing.
Speaker 5 (48:59):
Definitely the jism one yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
The fucking 18 feet nine inches that's insane right,
that's literally ungodly.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
I literally okay, I've had the tallest.
And do you think it was thesame amount, like the same
quantity of jizz, as a normalperson, or more?
Speaker 4 (49:15):
It has to be a smaller amount.
It has to be more.
No, it has to be less.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
See, here's the thing I'm wondering.
I'm wondering if it's like asteady stream, or if it's just
like a very small.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
Like a tiny.
Speaker 4 (49:26):
Like a dot, like a little dot, just a little, my
guys dick went swift.
But the pressure, but thepressure.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
I think, it was.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
I think it was like a thimble full of cum that was
behind like a fucking pressurewasher Of pressure, and that's
what happened.
Speaker 5 (49:47):
Do you think, fucking , can you imagine like
impregnating someone, like doesit like blow the egg up just
completely?
Speaker 4 (49:54):
oh, dude that blows their hypothalamus up like they
have to wipe this off the insideof their nose.
There's so much internalpressure.
Yes, he does internal bleedingyou're gonna have to go
apologize to your neighbor afteryou come like that's what's
gonna happen here.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
The neighbors are just reading their books in bed
and you just hear.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
The fuck was that, helen?
It just sounds like a shotguncocking.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
It's like did somebody egg my house?
There's no yield.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
I was laughing at it.
I was thinking about him tryingto be discreet as a teenager.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
His mom's just like in the kitchen or something and
she just hears his ankle socksturn into tube socks man no,
those got fucking holes in themnow oh yeah, that's a subway
sock, not a tunnel sock no, it'slike a hobo sock.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
He's got like one big toe out of it.
You know, holy fuck guys, welove you so much.
One big toe out of it.
Speaker 4 (50:49):
You know what I'm saying.
Holy fuck guys.
We love you so much.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
There's a glove between the couch.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Holy shit.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
Middle fingers up Jesus.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
Christ.
Well, this was really tallpodcast everybody.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
Really fucking tall.
Yeah, this guy wins tallesttallest really.
Speaker 3 (51:07):
Tall of the day, tall .
Speaker 4 (51:08):
Yeah, the jizz guy wins tallest tallest really tall
of the day, 18 feet 9 inchesthat's insane tallest, really
tall of the day.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
Good job to him.
You tall better than all theother tall people, you tall
better than the other tallthings thank you for joining us.
We're gonna do this again,because this was, this was great
.
Speaker 4 (51:26):
I don't care if you hated this we had so much fun
$20.
You get access to a really tallpodcast you can hear about all
the really tall things thatexist in the world.
Maybe we'll do the smallestnext time Really small podcast
Really fat podcast we get allthe angles.
Speaker 5 (51:45):
All the axes the Z axis, the Y axis Really
underscore podcast.
Speaker 3 (51:51):
Well, I love you all and keep being tall.
Shut up, keep being tall.
Speaker 5 (51:59):
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Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, doug, are you recording Jesus?
Calm down, brother.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Hello, everybody hey what's up brother.
Welcome to Really Tall Podcast.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Really fucking Tall Podcast.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's the Lootie Podcast Network.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah, this is actually the second show In this
Lootie Podcast Network, I meanas you guys, really fucking tall
podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
As you're already aware.
I mean, you've heard ReallyTall Podcast before, so so like
welcome back, not much.
Episode two this is like thatfrom Rick and Morty, where they
just have Vindicators 3.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Vindicators 3,.
Yeah, this is really tall.
Podcast five, one and two.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
It's just that, yeah, this is the fifth episode.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I thought you were saying this was like
multi-dimensional TV.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
That too, interdimensional cable yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Interdimensional cable.
Yeah, welcome to.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Really Tall.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Podcast.
We're just talking about tallthings, really fucking tall
things, really fucking tallpodcast, podcast Podcast.
So, boys, I got some weird tallstuff that I want to talk about
today.
Same.
First and foremost, I wanted tolook for things that are tall
but you wouldn't expect them tobe tall, but they're tall for
(02:07):
what they are tall, short things, short things that are tall
like you wouldn't expect thesethings to be as big as they are.
You know what I mean, like atall bookmark kind of.
Yeah, that kind of works okayactually honestly.
I should have looked at one.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I've got a list in my head, yeah wow, uh, anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
So I found something that is uniquely tall, um for
its own people, um I wouldn'tcall it people it's called the
indian, or you could also callit the malabar giant squirrel.
So this bad boy is the world'slargest squirrel, really Really
fucking tall, and it is locatedin India, hence where he gets
(02:49):
his name you don't need toexplain that part.
It lives in Peninsular India.
If that helps at all, it cangrow to be one meter in length,
which doesn't sound like a lotbefore a squirrel In tallness.
Length to a squirrel is tall.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Because they can stand up still.
So yeah, but this is reallytall podcast.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
This is really tall podcast.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
So it can grow up to be one meter tall.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
What is?
Ew?
That's fucking disgusting.
Doug Taco-flavored sunflowerseeds.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
You have no idea.
They are so good Just eat afucking taco.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
What are you doing, ow.
What are you doing?
Ow, ow.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Anyway.
So this squirrel again.
I'm just saying I don't.
We've seen squirrels.
You know, squirrels we havearound here are, you know, your
typical Midwest squirrels?
The American squirrel, theAmerican squirrel and it's like
they're like seven inches, maybea foot tall.
You know what I mean.
Yeah, they're usually prettysmall.
(03:46):
This guy's a meter.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
That's three feet, three fucking feet, this thing
is three feet the size of asloth yeah, it's a pretty big
fucking squirrel.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
That's like that big, that much squirrel.
That's a, that's a big squirrelkind of intimidating squirrels
are super cute, but like I'malways terrified that one's
gonna like jump on me, just theslender man of squirrels maybe?
Yeah, I don't know how slenderit is, but um, now the the nice
thing about it.
The funny thing is now,admittedly, most of its height
(04:12):
is coming from its tail.
Um two-thirds of it,unfortunately, is tail well,
that's fucking cheating.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
I still count it, I still count it.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Um, now, they do.
Usually hang out in thecanopies of trees and they
rarely ever come down.
It moves from one tree toanother and it can jump six
meters, which is 18 feet.
This thing can jump 18 feet, athree-foot squirrel.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Imagine just walking home one day Six times its
height.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Imagine walking home one day and see a squirrel on
like the house across the street.
Nearly that's a big squirreland it leaps at you from across
the street.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
It just clears the whole fucking street and just
jumps to the next roof.
It's fucking terrible.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Spider-man, squirrel-man, spider-squirrel,
squirrel-girl Hell yeah, yeah,jesus, yeah, I thought that was
a really tall squirrel I know, Ithought that was interesting uh
, I also I have one here reallyfucking tall really fucking tall
.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
We need to, we need like a yeah, we need the sound,
we need that sound bite yep,well, let's get a rating system.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
How many talls do we give this out of five talls?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I think that answers the question, really fucking
tall.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
You gotta cut it right when it's done though it's
a work in progress, out ofshort To really fucking tall.
How would you rate this guy?
That's when you hit the cueReally fucking tall, To be fair
short.
But in the perspective of asquirrel, compared to other
squirrels, I'd say it's tall asshit.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
I don't know many squirrels.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
To be honest with you Not personally anyway- If the
squirrel was bigger than me,then I'd call it tall.
Okay, is it?
Mm-hmm?
No, no, oh well, it's not.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
The squirrel's.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
It's more than half of my height though imagine that
whoa, that okay, I don'tfucking like seven.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
This is three feet tall it's like right here to me.
Yeah, it comes into like yourrib cage it's almost to my
nipples it could give you cprvery tall.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
That's a tall squirrel, that's really fucking
tall so I'm gonna give this, I'mgonna give this squirrel, I'm
gonna give this really fuckingout of talls four out of five.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Talls four out of five talls.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Four out of five talls.
I'm with Doug a little bit.
If it was like me size thenit'd be five out of five.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
But it's almost there .
I don't believe this ispossible.
Three feet I almost don'tbelieve it's possible.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Exactly so.
I'm giving it four out of fivetalls.
That's fucking tall.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I'm going to interject here real quick with
just a question.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Okay, what do you guys think?
The tallest Mohawk ever wasrecorded by Guinness World
Records?
Six and a half feet, four feet,ten feet Y'all are going really
fucking tall, huh.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Yeah, this is a really tall podcast, doug.
We wouldn't have things on theshow that were not really
fucking tall.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Well, it's only 44 inches.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
That's still pretty big, that's 3 feet.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
That's over 3 feet.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
I said 4 feet, you did.
I said 10 and then I droppeddown to 4.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
I heard 10, 28.
I was close.
That is really fucking tall,you did.
I said 10 and then I droppeddown to 4.
I heard 10, but 28.
I was close.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
That is really fucking tall, really fucking
tall.
I'll give that 3.5 tall.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
My mohawk was a foot tall in college and that shit
was a nightmare to keep.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
That's what I'm saying it doesn't sound that
impressive, though I'll give it3 out of 5.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Imagine if you're 6 feet tall.
Three feet is half your body.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I'm six foot.
That's half my height.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Hair is not that hard .
Hair is not that hard to getlength on.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
To be fair, mike, this took him 15 years to grow
his hair out, though Really,that's really fucking tall.
That's a tall age.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
You know what it is almost four feet.
That's a tall age.
You know what it is almost fourfeet, that's a tall age.
It's a tall age.
I'll bump it up to four.
If you want to hit five feeteven, I'll give it three and a
half talls.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
I'm at like three and a half four-ish.
I'm at like three talls.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
That is big.
Now that I'm thinking about it,that is up to my neck.
That's a big mohawk.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That neck yeah, that's a big mohawk, that's a
big fucking mohawk.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
That's a lot of hair.
That's really half my person ina mohawk.
That's a lot of hair.
Imagine trying to keep thatfrom like dreading up or nodding
or like, oh jesus, nope, nope,nope, you might have hair gel,
it's no, you just use umber'sglue at that point.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Yeah right, that's what I did I got some other
random tall shit if you want tokeep guessing uh, hang on.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Well, does anybody else anybody else have one?
Well, I think Mike has moretall stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I do.
I have several tall stuff.
I have four total, let's justgo down the line.
Oh, this is going to be along-ass bonus.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
I love it.
So, Matt, you're right next toDoug on my screen.
You got one.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, yeah.
So, as it were, how big, as itwere, how big do you think the
tallest raccoon ever was?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Ooh, I'm gonna go with Four and a half feet.
Yeah, I was gonna say three anda half, but raccoons already
get to be.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
They some girthy bitches.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Are we talking like Some, like dinosaur?
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Like a Wisconsin raccoon or like a red raccoon.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
What do they call it?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
It's a red panda.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
But they're technically raccoons, I think,
or are they foxes?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
They're fox, pandacoons.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I don't know which raccoon, I don't know species of
raccoon.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
I'm going eight feet, just a raccoon, holy fuck.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Eight feet, an eight foot raccoon.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
That's just a werewolf.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
That's a cryptid.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
I'm talking dinosaurs brother.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Oh my god, new cryptid.
Imagine a cryptid where, like,you're walking home and you hear
something ruffling around thedumpster outside like Denny's,
and you're like oh, it's just acute little raccoon.
You see its tail bobbing outand you know that little squeak
that raccoons make.
You know that little squeakthat raccoons make.
It's that.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
But deep it's like a koala.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
And it just busts out and it's just an eight-foot
raccoon, chunky as shit, andjust beelines it away while it's
cleaning its food in a puddle.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
He's just like sup bro.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
You eating this bone.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Don't fucking judge me.
No, the world's tallest raccoonWas 43 inches.
And his name was Bandit and heWeighed 75 pounds at the age of
10 years old Fuck 75 pounds.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Do raccoons live to be?
That?
How old do raccoons live to be?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
He's asking his phone , not you guys cause he none of
us know Up to 16 years.
Damn.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
In captivity 20.
Wow, huh, man, I didn't want tolearn anything tonight, God
damn it.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
That's true.
I didn't want to learn shittonight.
Well, you did Wow.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
So, we were almost right, you learned about Bandit
the raccoon in 2004.
We said four feet, we're almostthere.
What did you say?
It?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
was 43 inches.
We were about five inches off.
The same as that Mohawk.
Same as that Mohawk.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Mohawks, raccoons they're the same.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I'll give that.
Honestly, I'm going to give itBecause I was so shocked.
I'm going to give that four outof five I'm giving it two and a
half out of five.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Only because of five.
I'm giving it two and a halfout of five.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Wow only because, like well, raccoons, in my
opinion, are ready, are alreadylike three and a half.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
You said raccoons, in my opinion, aren't ready.
No, I mean, they're already,aren't?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
three, three and a half feet I feel.
On average I feel like four.
Speaker 4 (11:35):
That's not that big for a raccoon all right, you
come face to face with a fourfoot tall raccoon you tell me
it's.
It's like three foot nine okay,you come face to face with a
three foot nine raccoon and youtell me I think most raccoons
are like three foot.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
They're not that much shorter.
I feel, you feel.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Why don't you Google?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
average length.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
How tall is your?
Average raccoon yeah, I don'tthink we should go off Mike's
feelings.
How smart is your average bearSixteen to twenty inches.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Twenty-eight inches on the high end is your average,
so it is so two and a half feetish.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
There's normally two and a half.
Yeah, holy shit, yeah double.
That'd be like finding a 12foot tall human.
That's a chalky fuck.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
That'd be like finding a little Can you move
again back and forth.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Just humor me.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Think about a 75.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
What are you?
I don't like that dude.
I'm sorry I'm breaking the wall.
A are you?
I don't like that dude.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
I know what I'm sorry , I'm breaking the wall a little
bit here.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
I don't like that dude.
What'd you say?
God damn it, Matt, that wasn'tme.
Oh, someone else, no dude.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
There's a fucking shadow on the wall moving.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I thought it was your shadow, but it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
It's between that step stool and the Spider-Man
poster, is it that?
Speaker 4 (12:45):
I just saw it.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
It's fucking you.
It's fucking you.
I'm not moving.
That's you.
I'm not moving.
That's gotta be you, moveforward.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Did you just see?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
it.
Move, though I didn't move.
You're closer to the light.
Look at me move.
I don't give a fuck.
I didn't move.
You're closer to the light.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Look at me move.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Look at me move Beep, Okay whatever it's, you somehow
Watch me nae, nae.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
That scared the shit out of me, especially with that
knock.
Fuck you, no, so I would yeahagain.
That's good by alarm ringtone.
It's not that big.
I'm giving it two and a half,I'll go three.
I'll go three.
I guess it is double the size.
Don't give it a peer pressure.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
It is about double the size.
I'll give it three.
It'd be like finding a 12 foottall human being.
I'm giving Bandit a three and ahalf.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Just because I like raccoons.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
Raccoons are pretty great.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Can you imagine a 75 pound raccoon?
Speaker 4 (13:46):
I know this isn't a really fat podcast, but 75
pounds.
Do you want natural or thefarthest thing from natural,
natural?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Natural.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I like big naturals.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Hit me with it I love big naturals For your big
natural post of the night.
Oh my god, this fucking adwon't go away there we go.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, I'm right.
Have you guys ever Boob.
Jokes are pretty good huh Boobs.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Has anybody here heard of the name Horst Scholls?
No, horst Horst.
H-o-r-s-t.
Horst Scholls.
No, horst Horst.
H-o-r-s-t.
Horst Scholls, the world's mostfamous long distance ejaculator
, and he himself has ejaculatedup to heights of 18 feet 9
(14:40):
inches.
Holy shit, that's like twostories.
Dog, my guy, I have so manyquestions, that's almost a
two-story fucking building.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Imagine getting hit in the face by that at a
distance of a few inches.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
That's the physics.
What's the speed?
The fucking physics.
Yes, what a physics.
I came two stories today.
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I need somebody with like a baseball speed gun but we
need to okay we need to findthe average, the average weight
of a load and then find thevelocity of the dick exit energy
.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I don't know what the fuck you'd call that can't
believe I'm googling this.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Hold on hell, yeah, I do know, if a dolphin oh yeah,
35 miles an hour, we can use acalculator, it will snap your
neck.
If a dolphin hits you in theface, it snaps your neck.
We can do some calculations.
It will snap your neck.
If a dolphin ejaculates on yourneck point blank, it will snap
your neck in half.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Weight of average ejaculation.
This isn't.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
Human, human, human.
I know you'd think that mightnot matter, but it does so he
came two stories yeah almost twostories of cum 18 feet.
Yeah, the force.
How the fuck, how.
I want to see the physicsequation behind that.
Like what is?
I want to know what the fuckingexit.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Velocity is Also.
Gravity was working against himRight, he was shooting up.
What is the exit velocity?
Speaker 5 (15:58):
It says average speed for cum is 27 miles per hour.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Holy shit, I didn't actually expect that.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Holy fuck.
So given an hour and theperfect velocity my cum would go
27 miles.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
The funny thing is we could if any of us were smart
enough.
We could figure out, because weknow, we know, uh, gravity is
uh nine meters 9.8 meters persecond squared so we could in in
theory use that against 27miles per hour.
Oh my god, you could find theforce you could.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Find the force you could find the exit velocity you
can find the muzzle velocity ofsomebody's fucking cock man.
We're doing the real sciencehere.
Why the fuck is noAA gettinggrants when we?
Speaker 3 (16:43):
aren't.
Can someone look up the One ofyou guys?
I'm not going to destroy mysearch history here.
Look up the average, I guessdistance of a jism launch.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
I was going to say the size of a load.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Size is about 3 milliliters.
I already found that Averagedistance, oh no, average
launching power.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I think Size is about 3 milliliters.
I already found that.
What about distance?
Average distance, Averagedistance.
Then you can oh no Averagelaunching power.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I think, like exit velocity, you'd need to know
Because you can figureeverything else out from that.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Well, if we know the average distance, we can
elaborate where, like he, is, onthe average, let's call it 2
feet.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Wow, really 2 feet.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Feet is the average and this dude fucking launched
against gravity 18.9.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
That's very loosely what it says, but I'm giving us
a place to start so, accordingto google, if the average human
human being with capabilities oflaunching jism can launch at
about 2 feet right, that's whatyou're saying that means, holy
fucking christ, can lunge atabout two feet.
Right, that's what you'resaying.
That means that's what it.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
He was nine times, holy fucking Christ, nine times
the average man's spook.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
I want to know like how small, how tight, how
constricted is his fucking vast?
How much iron did he have inhim?
That's a question.
What are his musclecontractions like?
Ooh, I wonder how fucking bighis epididymis is.
Do you think he?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
held it in, he's just pressurizing it.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Yeah, he pressurized it.
It's like the Yellowstonecaldera, just waiting to blow.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I was trying to find some sort of calculation I could
use to figure this out, but Idid stumble across a Reddit post
that says how fast would a cumshot have to be to kill somebody
?
30 37 miles an hour this guysays 73 newtons to crack a skull
and you ejaculate roughly fivemilliliters of semen every time
and semen has a density of aboutone gram per milliliter.
(18:32):
So five grams of semen everytime.
You spank the monkey and do it.
To achieve 73 newtons of forcewith a 5 gram object, it needs
to accelerate at 14,600 metersper square meters per second.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
Yes, that's to put a hole in somebody's skull.
I will say we've seen bettersuccess when it comes to results
hovering around the snapping ofthe neck, because we actually
have data in that vein which ishorrifying.
I think a dolphin.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Dolphin.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Yeah, like snap someone's neck 37 miles an hour,
it comes out of it, and if itjizzes point blank on your neck,
it'll snap your neck in half.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
This guy says you need 14,600 meters per second
and 27 miles an hour is about 12.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
How fast would cum have to leave your dick to
recreate the Big Bang?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I think we've gone way off the rails we have, but
anyway I'm going to give thisguy a fucking Create a sonic
boom Mach 6, jism.
I'm giving this guy a fuck.
This is the 5 out of 5.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
18.9 feet man.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Does it specifically say shot upwards or did he shoot
across?
Speaker 4 (19:40):
It said, to a height of 18.9 feet.
God, what an absolute unit.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I feel so bad for that person's significant other.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
This is according to the internet.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
I'm so fucking done with this.
Why are we spending our timehere?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
That person would shoot Spoot so hard that their
significant other would fly andhit the ceiling or something God
damn.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
That's something to be proud of, though, right.
That's something to be proud of.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
I'm giving him five, five out of five.
Speaker 5 (20:12):
Really fucking tall, really fucking tall.
Six out of nine Love it.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
What do you get?
How tall do you think theworld's biggest taco was?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
world's biggest taco.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I'm gonna guess 6 meters as height, because you
just turn it sideways oh, inthat case 12 meters 9 feet 18
feet 35.9.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Damn oh damn a 1654 pound taco was created by the
city of mexicali how much thatway, california, mexico.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Uh, I just said 1654 pounds, holy fuck you do, you
fuck Do you have a picture of it, holy shit.
Or is it just information?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Can you draw us a picture Like is it mostly like
meat, because I hate when theydo that, or is there like an
equal part shell?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
and other veggies and whatnot.
Taco let's see if we got apicture of it, a world's largest
.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Because I saw something where they're like
world's largest pizza and it'sjust like a huge thing of dough
and it's just like sauce with alittle bit of cheese sprinkled
on top and it's like 35 feetlong or some shit, and it's just
like a small amount of cheese.
I'm like that doesn't count.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
You need to cover that bitch.
I'm trying to image search itand I'm not really finding it.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah, that's fine, alright, I have one.
Actually, hang on.
We have to rate the taco.
I'm going to say 35, 36 feet, 5out of 5, a lot bigger than I
thought 10 out of 10.
If somebody presented me with a35 see, the problem with that
is the shell cannot be hard.
(22:00):
It's a soft shell, taco so it'sa soft-shell taco, so it's a
burrito.
Well, yeah, I guess that's fair.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
It kind of depends on if it was wrapped around.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
I like how you say oh it's a burrito, you're
disappointed that it's a fuckingburrito.
I hate burritos.
Burritos suck ass.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Flour tortilla shells suck ass Corn tortilla forever
I will never eat a flour.
I hate flour tortillas.
Suck, suck, suck.
Anyway, five out of five,really fucking tall.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
I'm going to have to fight to the death later it's
fine, it's fine.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
36 feet, holy shit, that's a big taco, oh God.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Too big, oh wait.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Wait, wait, wait.
Someone just made a new one.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
I think the record that I was looking at Was broken
.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
It's just in bigger taco Taco, biggest Taco bell
created.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
I'm not going to trust this Because I'm only
seeing it in like this AISummary thing.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
I don't believe it.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah, the AI summaries are always wrong,
alright I got one here summarything and I don't believe it.
Yeah, the AI summaries arealways wrong.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I got one here, this is something that's already tall
.
How tall do you think thetallest giraffe is?
23 feet.
Can you give me meters?
No, you can do feet.
That's fine, I have feet.
I have feet, gir.
Just divide it by three.
You're right, I have feet.
But how long?
9.8 meters.
Giraffes are already big,they're long boys.
(23:27):
How big do you think thebiggest or the tallest giraffe
is?
Speaker 4 (23:30):
You want meters, you said no, all feet.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I'll take meters.
Giraffes are normally like whatfeet?
So I'm going to say the tallestgiraffe ever is.
I'm going to say 18?
, 30 feet makes sense to me.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
I'm going to say like 18 and 20 feet.
So like 6 to 7 meters so 27.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
10 meters, that's my guess.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
We have 10 meters, we have 27 feet, and you said what
Between 6 and 7 meters, 6 and 7meters, okay.
So here's my guess we have 10meters, we have 27 feet and you
said what Between 6 and 7 meters, 6 and 7 meters, okay.
So here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
We're all going to be disappointed because I was.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I thought giraffes were a bit taller 19 feet.
The world's tallest giraffe was19 feet.
Oh damn.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
I thought, giraffes were much taller.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
I was spot on, I was with.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Matt, I thought giraffes were like 25, almost 30
feet.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
It was right there.
I think their average is like18.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Average height of a giraffe Correct.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Okay, I think they rough out around like 15 feet or
so.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Do you guys know what the tallest blobfish is?
I'm asking, I don't have theanswer.
I'm just asking if you guysknow.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Yeah, I have that off the top of my head for you.
What is it?
The giraffe?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I don't have the answer, I'm just asking if you
guys know I have that off thetop of my head for you the
giraffe you're talking about isthe tallest male giraffe ever.
Oh, george, yeah, the tallestfemale giraffe is Shaki, who
lives in Tanzania and has aheight of 22 feet.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
That's my girl.
Yeah, suck it, george.
He died in 1969.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
In case you were wondering, the tallest blobfish
is literally just under a foottall Shaggy weighs 5,100 pounds.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Good lord, 5,100?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Damn, I didn't think Holy fuck, I didn't think
animals could get that heavy onland.
Since we're talking aboutgiraffes, do you guys know when
giraffes Besides like hippos?
Speaker 1 (25:21):
and rhinos I guess.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Do you guys know, when giraffes get into domain,
battles they fight mainly usingtheir necks.
But, yes, there is a winner,but the winner dies shortly
after, because they usuallybruise their necks so badly that
they can't swallow food orwater anymore.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Fucking idiots, Dumbasses, it's worth the
victory Apparently, anyway,dumbasses, it's worth the
victory Apparently, anyway.
How are we voting, I guess?
What was it?
What was the female one?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Shaggy.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Shaggy.
How are we voting?
Shaggy?
22 feet 22 foot giraffe.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
I'm gonna say Personally.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I'm gonna say two and a half, just cause I thought
Giraffes were taller.
Yeah, two and a half.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
In my brain.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I thought giraffes were like 30 feet feet tall
creatures, and they're not.
I thought giraffes were huge.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
I'm giving it two.
That was a very unsatisfyinganswer.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
It was underwhelming.
For sure, doug, do you haveanything for us?
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Alright, do you guys want the tallest living or
inanimate thing?
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Tallest dead thing.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Well, no, that's not what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Tallest corpse you can just look up the tallest
person.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
I have two things.
So I'm asking if you guys wantit to be a living thing or a not
living thing, dead, thing, okayinanimate object.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
I see inanimate object was probably a living
thing at one point.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Non-living Thing that was never alive nor will ever
be alive.
Is that better?
Okay, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Alright, how tall do you think the tallest snowman
ever was?
23 feet 50 feet.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
You know, I think Matt's closer.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah, I'm gonna go 40 feet, it's 122 feet.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
It's 122 feet.
Holy shit, holy fuck, how muchdoes that shit weigh?
It looks like I don't have aweight, but that seems dangerous
.
It was in Maine and I guess itwas so small or so big that they
were using full-blown objectsas its arms and legs and shit
(27:23):
like trees for arms.
Put a bus in the shit Is therea picture of this thing.
Let me see if I can find it.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, show it to Discord, if you can find it.
That sounds dangerous.
What if you're standing next toit and it like collapsed?
Speaker 4 (27:35):
Yeah, because it's going to melt An avalanche.
Yeah, that is an avalanche.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
It's just an avalanche.
What happens when it melts?
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Oh, we had an avalanche.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
You live in Indiana.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
All right pictures going into the chat.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Check the chat.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Holy shit, Really Fuck you.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Tom.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
I got to be honest, though I'm a little disappointed
because I figured I assumedlike the image that I had in my
head was balls yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
I don't like the volcano.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
A little bit.
They basically made a snowlighthouse.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Right.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
It also looks like they had to use a crane to do
this To be, fair the pine treeslike the full fucking pine trees
as arms, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
The pine trees the full fucking pine trees as arms,
that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Do you think they might have cheated a smidge?
Do you think there's somethingunderneath?
That's a structural?
It's not all snow.
Speaker 5 (28:31):
There's a structural bit.
I'm sure when I was looking upimages you could see they had
scaffolding around it to keepsnow in.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
I'm sure there's a structure in there that's like
engineered snowman.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
I'm Buddy from Cake Boss and I made the world's
largest cake, and it's just.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Rice Krispie Treat it's cardboard.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
It's piping and Rice Krispie Treat.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
There's less cake in it than a fucking small wedding
cake.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
I'm going to go with three out of five talls, just
because it is very tall.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
If they had to do structural work and it's not
just all snow, it's not tall inthe way we want it to be tall
and I know probably like physics
Speaker 3 (29:11):
gets in the way, but I want a big, tall snowman.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
If this podcast is a physics podcast you could just
wrap a giant scarf around amountain and be like there
Biggest snowman ever.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Yeah, what constitutes a snowman?
Do they not just make a pile ofsnow?
What makes it from a pile ofsnow to a snowman?
Is it the scarf?
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Asking the real question.
Speaker 5 (29:34):
I think it's the people features on the mound of
snow.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
So like to.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Matt's point if.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
I just made some gigantic, like googly eyes and
put them on a mountain.
Did I now just make the world'stallest?
Speaker 2 (29:49):
snowman.
If it looks like a snowman, itcounts Clearly from the picture
you just showed us.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
That's what we'll have to do.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Do you guys want to know what the world's tallest
hot dog is?
Ooh, actually, we're going tolet you guess, is?
Speaker 5 (30:03):
it in New York right now I don't think.
So what?
There's like a statue of a hotdog in Times Square.
Maybe that like shoots confettiout of its penis.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
So this record has been held since 2001.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Okay, I'm going to go with world's largest hot dog.
It's just meat blended togetherand emulsified Meat.
Yeah, exactly, is it with bun,or no?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
No, the picture shows no buns.
Alright, so this is something.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I'm going to say like 100 feet.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
It's so easy to do this you just make a fucking
pipe and fill it with meat.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I feel like the machine that makes hot dogs
probably just cuts them off atsome point and you could just
modify the machine to never cutit off as long as you have pig
to feed into the machine.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
Or any meat.
I'm going 100 feet Any meat.
Really Well, the FDA does allowup to 10% human meat in every
hot dog.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Oh, then we're good man.
We got 8 billion of thosefuckers.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Oh, yeah, Easy Mike you're getting some 100 feet
Okay.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Oh wait, Did we rate Doug's snowman?
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Yeah, bad, yeah okay.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I think it's just 120 feet, 120?
.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Okay, doug, what do you got?
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Bro, 120 feet's, like the size of that fucking
snowman.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Yeah, got bro 120 feet, it's like the size of that
fucking snowman.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
Yeah, right, yeah, but if you laid that oh man
nevermind, I think it's gonna besomething dumb, like oh it's
seven foot, like a real sevenfoot hot dog now, if it was sick
, that'd be different, but I I'min my brain.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
I think it's like normal where it's like the size
of like a subway tunnel yeah, inmy brain in my brain it's just
real thin and fucking long.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
I think it's just a real thin, long one.
I think that's what they justmade here.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
I wasn't thinking proportional Mike you are onto
something here.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
I'm going 100 feet it's just a small you were onto
something with your logic, justnot your guess.
718 feet, it's just a smalllong fucking thing.
They just never put the knifepiece down on the machine and
just let it your guess 718 feet.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Yeah, it's just a small mother of God.
They just never put the knifepiece down on the machine and
just let it keep going.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
They turned the hot dog machine on for like two
weeks and were like we'll comeback sometime, Whenever, yeah
718 feet.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
That was kind of a cop out.
I feel like anyone can do that.
Ooh, apparently this ooh oohdrama.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
We got some drama around this one, though
Apparently, oh, apparently, thisoh oh drama.
We got some drama around thisone, though apparently this is
like the the the tallest hot dogasterisk, because people
apparently speculate around thecreation of it, saying that
there may have been somestarting and stopping times, as
well as some reinforcement so wedon't know, yeah, that's the
thing.
You can't be reinforcing, youcan't but if we're gonna go with
(32:40):
the one, that's actually holyshit, uh, 20,000 feet, um,
actually holy shit.
The next one so 718 feet, right, the next one under that is 15
feet is it proportional, atleast like?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
is it meaty or is it still small?
Speaker 4 (32:58):
no, it's like, like, like a hot dog size, like well,
you just did this.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
That's a hot dog size is it's like a hot dog size.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Well, you just did this.
That's a hot dog size.
Is it a regular hot dog?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
size.
Here the guy's holding it.
He can't close his hand aroundit.
Okay, no, that's pretty big.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
That's a girthy bitch .
Speaker 3 (33:11):
It's like the size of a sub sandwich.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
If you had to guess, there's the same amount of hot
dog in that one as there is withthe 718 foot one.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
But this is really tall.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
All right, I see the picture now.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Also, we're really considering length here.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
I see the picture now we just turn it sideways.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
The 700 foot long one definitely is bigger, doesn't
count, though, if it can't standup on its own.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Also, jason, if you take some fishing line and
attach it to the ISS and youhang it from it.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
yes, what's up?
There's two here.
I'm kind of confused.
You should be, because thissays Hang on that second one's
illegitimate.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
The almost 2,000 foot one is illegitimate, and I'm
not here to peddlemisinformation.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
This is the 718 feet one, it says, in Germany, where
a group manufactured and serveda U-shaped hot dog with a length
of 718 feet.
However, this attempt was not avalid one oh, and it says
underneath that in 2006, recordsetting world's longest hot dog
200 feet and that one isactually a thick boy.
That one is like the size oflike I would say like a football
(34:23):
like a rack of ribs.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
We're saying 200 feet 200 feet, it looks like.
So 200 feet confirmed 718 feet.
There's some shadiness goingaround.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
There's one that's 2,000 feet.
That's again.
Does not reflect this record inany of its publications of 2006
.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
This one's very up in the air.
It looks like.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Either way, there's a lot going on here, but yeah,
that's a lot.
The smallest one is 200 feet.
Speaker 3 (34:48):
I'm going to say that's a big-ass fucking hot dog
Question.
Mark out of five becausethere's like seven different
answers there.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
This is like a.
I didn't know.
There was a conspiracy theoryaround hot dog length Apparently
, but here we are Apparently Allright.
Okay, I got one here, I thinkMatt also has one?
Speaker 2 (35:07):
Yeah, but what do you think that tallest high-heeled
shoe ever is?
Ooh.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
Seven feet Two and a half feet, two foot that's
insane.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Seven feet, because I think it's meant to be insane
on purpose Seven feet.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
Okay, ooh, here's a good question.
Is it meant to be worn?
Speaker 5 (35:26):
Yeah, that's a good question actually, or is it more
like Like a museum piece, likeyou can?
Speaker 4 (35:31):
look at it Cool, but no one would ever fucking wear
it.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
I'm still going with seven feet.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
That's like I didn't do this much research.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I.
There's no way anybody'swearing this.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
Okay, I'm more on board with the 7.
I'm gonna go 7.1 feet.
Son of a bitch.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Twice as right ruling me 9 feet.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Actually yes, 9 feet.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
Wow, damn 9 feet 3 inches and it was created by
Dito Fashion Club, but it is,wow Damn Closest without going
over.
There you go.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Nine feet three inches and it was created by
Dito Fashion Club.
But it is very obviously notactually a shoe, it's just a
shoe-shaped object.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Oh, so it's like a display piece.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
It's shoe-tm, You're right yeah, it's the proportions
of a normal high-heeled shoe,just really big.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
It's like the car that was shaped like a shoe.
Technically it's a big shoe.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
I'll give it two out of five talls, just because it's
not functional.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah, I'm not even recognizing it.
Zero, no, none.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
I don't recognize it.
Don't care, I'll give it twobecause it's still technically
big.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
If you have to go technically a shoe fuck, you
Just go fuck yourself.
I'm out on that Interesting.
I have one, I'm out, I'm done.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
I got no more I got two more.
I got one more.
What?
What do we think is the tallestcow on record?
Speaker 4 (37:06):
On record.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Tallest cow on record 7.4 feet.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
uh oh, on record, not nine feet we're going nines.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
if it's on record, I think it technically might be
like 12 and change because ofthe Paul Bunyan bullshit Do
butter cows count.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
What's a cow in general?
Speaker 4 (37:34):
General cow.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
What do you think, Moop?
It's here in.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Illinois.
I'm thinking about like sevenfeet tall, like Jason was saying
, like a little bit taller than72 inches right, 72 to 84?
.
I'll go with 8 feet, just to bedifferent.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Jason, you were closest.
It is 6 feet 4 inches, not 7feet 4 inches like you said,
which I did expect more but, I,will say a six foot four inch
cow, that's big A cow.
Tall, right Huge.
Her name is Blossom.
She is from Orangeville.
(38:17):
Illinois, that's a big fuckingcow, six foot four inches.
Okay, how?
Speaker 2 (38:22):
much do they weigh as tall?
Speaker 3 (38:25):
Doesn't have a weight here.
I also looked up.
Largest bull Same doesn't havea weight here.
I also looked up largest bullsame size.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah interesting.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
But yeah, oh, I'm sorry Matt.
Is a really tall podcast, alittle too boring for you.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
Hey man, it's a really really boring podcast.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Yeah, I just thought that was interesting, man.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
I have news waiting in the wings for me, biggest cow
Doug, what do you got?
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Doug man, I have news waiting in the wings for me
Biggest cow, Doug.
What do you?
Speaker 5 (38:53):
got Doug, yeah what do?
You got All right.
This one is it's.
I guess it's more of a longest,but I'll give it tall because,
well, what do you think?
The tallest slash, longestwiener dog ever was 3 feet 5.3
(39:15):
feet 4 feet 3 feet it was 3 feet.
I got the image.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
His name is Herbert 2 out of five talls.
What do you guys think thetallest hat ever was?
Speaker 5 (39:33):
Look at how long this dog is Four and a half feet
Tallest hat.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Is it a beaver hat Dog the long way.
Do you have a picture of thehat?
Huh, it's for Matt.
Do you have a picture of thehat?
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Oh, do I have a picture of the hat?
Can you draw a picture Does?
It count feather.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Is there a feather in the cap and they're counting
the feather size or something?
Speaker 2 (39:56):
No, it's a top hat.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
I'm going to go with 40 feet.
I'm going with 40 feet, DougDimmadome style it's a beaver
hat?
Yeah, it's a beaver top hatit's a beaver hat?
Yeah, it's a beaver top hat 40feet, 600 feet, no more.
And I only say that becausefucking Ethan from H3H3, he had
supports and everything, butthey did beanies on beanies and
he kept stacking beanies andthey got up to 30 feet.
(40:23):
So I'm going to go with 75 feet.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Well, that's beanies stacked on top of each other.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
You're talking strictly top hat they were just
able to do that, so I imaginethis is what Guinness considers
to be the world's tallest hat 75feet.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
I'm going to say 43 feet.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
You guys are way over estimating 15 feet and 9 inches
.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
What type of hat is it?
Speaker 5 (40:47):
It's a top hat 600 feet was a bad guess for sure.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
It's Doug Dibbadoe.
Holy shit, doug Dibbadoe yeahit is Doug Dibbadoe.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
It is Doug.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Dibbadoe, it was achieved by.
Dylan Ozer in Tampa, florida,in 2018.
And yeah, shout out Tampa, notgonna lie and yeah, shout out
Tampa.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
I'm learning way more than I ever wanted to on this
podcast well, I'll give that.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
You know what?
I'll give it 4 out of 5 talls,because I didn't think 15 feet
was that much, but the picturedoes it justice.
That's a big hat.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
That was a big hat so like you could do way taller if
you were willing to likesupport it with stuff or
whatever.
But Guinness specifically saidthat for it to count he has to
be able to walk in it, and thisguy was able to walk wearing
this hat.
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
I'll give him four out of five.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
No no.
Four out of five talls.
Five out of five talls, Reallyfucking tall.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Five talls out of five podcasts.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Get it moot.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Really fucking tall.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Hold on that's not it , that's not the one, really
fucking tall.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
There it is Podcast.
It gets five out of five fromme Fucking tall.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
Man, I'm so happy that we have a surefire
transition for when Deluty fails.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
We can just be like you know what we got.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
Another thing.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
What do you got?
I'm sure there's anotherpodcast out there that's just
dedicated to the tallest things,probably.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Maybe, I don't know, do they do it as well as us?
Speaker 3 (42:18):
Fuck no, absolutely not.
So you're out, you don't haveany more.
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Oh, no, I had tallest one more.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Okay, I got one more after you how tall do you think
is the world's and I'm going tolargest on this because it's a
circle.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
So perspective world's largest slash tallest,
yo-yo oh, this is going to besomething ridiculous, isn't it?
Because someone did it like afucking weather balloon or some
shit.
I'm going to say 30 feet oh,somebody definitely got into a
balloon and did this.
I'm gonna say 2,000 feet.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
I feel like if you tried to launch anything too
heavy off the side of a you knowwhat?
Speaker 4 (43:01):
you're right, I'm gonna say 1,000 feet 1,000 feet.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
I just found a good one actually after this, so I
have one more too this is nevergonna end.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Really tall, you're saying 1, really tall.
You're saying a thousand feet,yeah.
And you're saying what, matt?
Speaker 2 (43:13):
30 feet.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
You're both off.
But the surprising thing to meisn't exactly the height.
So it is 11 feet 10 inches,Almost 11 feet 11 inches, but
the weight 4,625.
Oh yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
It has to be, that's right.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
The disc plunges 120 feet on a rope Is that?
Speaker 1 (43:34):
it Is that a 68 ton crane.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
That person riding it .
Yes, there's a video of herriding it.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Holy fuck.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Let me put this in the fucking discord.
That shit's insane.
Speaker 4 (43:44):
If you were to use this person as a pie chart and
this yo-yo is the graph shewould make up like a tenth of it
.
I don't care, I don't need ads.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
I just want to see her do the thing.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
Whoa, you see that shit.
Yep, there it goes.
Look at that, holy fuck.
Wait, she's on the edge of that.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
No, she's not on there.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
I'd be like she, she's going to die, but it is
yo-yoing You're going to die,bitch, you're going to die.
Yeah, it fucking yo-yos, yeah.
So I expected it to be biggerbut I did not expect the weight
to be that.
I expected the.
I did not expect 4,600 pounds.
Now, here's my question.
For that, though, is that?
Speaker 4 (44:26):
are they talking about the height of the yo-yo
itself?
Speaker 3 (44:29):
Yes, or.
The question for that, though,is that are they talking about
the height of the yo-yo itselfor the highest point?
The yo-yo itself was 11 feetalmost 12 feet?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
I misunderstood, alright my final one, the final,
the final countdown.
I lost it.
Where'd my browser?
Speaker 1 (44:46):
go.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
I'm doing another long one, I'm sorry.
What do you think the longesttoe is ever?
Speaker 4 (44:57):
Mine, my middle toe.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Four inches.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
No, okay, hold on, it has to be longer than mine.
My middle toe is about twoinches long, so three inches.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
I'm gonna go with six inches.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
That's like opposable , that's monkey.
Yeah, that's like four joints.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
I'm going monkey.
Six inches.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Doug.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
Doug, we can't hear you.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
You stupid bitch.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Use your fingers, use your fingers, use your fingers.
Speaker 4 (45:30):
Use sign language.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Three inches he says three inches Five, it was five.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
That was close, damn.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Matthew Gregory's big toe was five inches long and
his little toe was an inch and ahalf.
Speaker 3 (45:42):
That's a bit five inches.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
That's almost monkey sense.
This is how long my middle toeis.
It's the exact same length asmy pinky finger, and people call
my feet alien feet.
What five fucking inches?
I don't know why my shit doesthat You're
Speaker 3 (45:57):
back.
Speaker 4 (45:59):
Because it knows you're going to say some I don't
know.
Five inches, that's some gnarlytoes.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
I was close.
But yeah, that's some gnarlytoes.
I will say, oh, we never ratedmy yo-yo.
Yeah, how I was close.
But yeah, that's some gnarlytoes.
I will say, oh, we never ratedmy yo-yo.
You never rated your yo-yo.
Yeah, how many toes.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Four out of five, toes Three.
Speaker 4 (46:15):
Out of five toes, okay Out of five?
Speaker 3 (46:20):
yeah, Really fucking tall.
So what do we rate?
Five-inch toes.
I'm going to go really fuckingtall, really fucking tall.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
I'm going to go five out of five.
Those are the tallest toes I'veever heard of.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
Really fucking tall.
Speaker 5 (46:34):
One out of five don't care for that.
Speaker 4 (46:36):
You don't have to care for it, I'm going to think
of those toes next time I come.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
I said Matthew McGregor is Matthew McGrory, but
anyway, he's also recognized bythe Guinness World Records as
the world's tallest actor, at 7feet 6 inches tall.
Damn what is he?
Ben.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
That's how tall my brother is.
I'm the shortest man in myfamily.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
The.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
Devil's Rejects.
Speaker 5 (47:03):
And Big Bitch oh yeah , he passed away, didn't he?
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Who did 2005.
Speaker 5 (47:09):
He plays the really tall guy, oh yeah.
Yeah, he passed away, didn't hewho did 2005.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
Yeah who, he plays the really tall guy, oh yeah
yeah, yeah, he's also creditedas Tall Alien in Men in Black.
Yes, oh, I know who that isthen.
Yep, that's all you had to say.
It's a white music video.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Oh my God, All right, all right, I got my last one.
Speaker 4 (47:26):
You ready for?
Speaker 5 (47:28):
this what do you think the tallest Lego structure
is?
Okay?
Speaker 4 (47:34):
can I ask a clarifying question?
It's just brick stacked, okay,that's what I was going to ask.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
I'm going to go with really fucking tall 2,000 feet
Nah 200 feet.
Speaker 5 (47:47):
Matt got it at really fucking tall.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Okay, no, it uh 114 feet, okay, yeah that's more
realistic.
Is it at lego land?
I haven't.
It's in italy, so not lego land, so no lego, lego sicily lego
sicily.
Speaker 5 (48:07):
Yeah, actually, it's lego milan, lego mylon lego
lopolis and it was uh.
It took 555 000 lego bricks tocreate the tower no wonder legos
are so expensive.
Speaker 4 (48:21):
Motherfucker took them all we gotta do some
deludidas legos I would love tobring over no I'm just gonna
bring over my fucking bucket ofrandom Legos and be like alright
, build some shit, whoever hasthe best looking thing.
Cool, you get a paycheck thisweek.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
I'm not that kind of autistic.
I don't care for Legos oh, I amwell, boys, that was a really
tall podcast.
Does anybody have any?
Speaker 5 (48:43):
other ones that they want to do really fucking tall
no podcast so what uh out of allFucking tall no, I'm done
Really fucking tall Podcast.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
So what out of all the tall things we went over
today?
Speaker 5 (48:57):
what is your?
Speaker 3 (48:57):
favorite tall thing.
Speaker 5 (48:59):
Definitely the jism one yeah.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
The fucking 18 feet nine inches that's insane right,
that's literally ungodly.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
I literally okay, I've had the tallest.
And do you think it was thesame amount, like the same
quantity of jizz, as a normalperson, or more?
Speaker 4 (49:15):
It has to be a smaller amount.
It has to be more.
No, it has to be less.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
See, here's the thing I'm wondering.
I'm wondering if it's like asteady stream, or if it's just
like a very small.
Speaker 3 (49:25):
Like a tiny.
Speaker 4 (49:26):
Like a dot, like a little dot, just a little, my
guys dick went swift.
But the pressure, but thepressure.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
I think, it was.
Speaker 4 (49:39):
I think it was like a thimble full of cum that was
behind like a fucking pressurewasher Of pressure, and that's
what happened.
Speaker 5 (49:47):
Do you think, fucking , can you imagine like
impregnating someone, like doesit like blow the egg up just
completely?
Speaker 4 (49:54):
oh, dude that blows their hypothalamus up like they
have to wipe this off the insideof their nose.
There's so much internalpressure.
Yes, he does internal bleedingyou're gonna have to go
apologize to your neighbor afteryou come like that's what's
gonna happen here.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
The neighbors are just reading their books in bed
and you just hear.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
The fuck was that, helen?
It just sounds like a shotguncocking.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
It's like did somebody egg my house?
There's no yield.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
I was laughing at it.
I was thinking about him tryingto be discreet as a teenager.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
His mom's just like in the kitchen or something and
she just hears his ankle socksturn into tube socks man no,
those got fucking holes in themnow oh yeah, that's a subway
sock, not a tunnel sock no, it'slike a hobo sock.
Speaker 5 (50:44):
He's got like one big toe out of it.
You know, holy fuck guys, welove you so much.
One big toe out of it.
Speaker 4 (50:49):
You know what I'm saying.
Holy fuck guys.
We love you so much.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
There's a glove between the couch.
Speaker 1 (50:58):
Holy shit.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
Middle fingers up Jesus.
Speaker 3 (51:02):
Christ.
Well, this was really tallpodcast everybody.
Speaker 4 (51:05):
Really fucking tall.
Yeah, this guy wins tallesttallest really.
Speaker 3 (51:07):
Tall of the day, tall .
Speaker 4 (51:08):
Yeah, the jizz guy wins tallest tallest really tall
of the day, 18 feet 9 inchesthat's insane tallest, really
tall of the day.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
Good job to him.
You tall better than all theother tall people, you tall
better than the other tallthings thank you for joining us.
We're gonna do this again,because this was, this was great
.
Speaker 4 (51:26):
I don't care if you hated this we had so much fun
$20.
You get access to a really tallpodcast you can hear about all
the really tall things thatexist in the world.
Maybe we'll do the smallestnext time Really small podcast
Really fat podcast we get allthe angles.
Speaker 5 (51:45):
All the axes the Z axis, the Y axis Really
underscore podcast.
Speaker 3 (51:51):
Well, I love you all and keep being tall.
Shut up, keep being tall.
Speaker 5 (51:59):
Really really tall, Really fucking tall.
Speaker 3 (52:02):
Podcast Podcast Hit that button.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
Really tall podcast, really tall podcast.
Really tall podcast.
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Tall things, they are tall,they are not small, they are
tall things.
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!