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Speaker 3 (00:17):
Don't look under the internet damn, I did it.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Damn, that was pretty on sync bro.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Sync Sync.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
It's what's for dinner?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, I don't know if my stomach has the capacity for
that.
It's what's for dinner.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
It's what's for dinner.
All right, now we're all good,we're here.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
We're good, we're without Doug, but that's okay,
hello.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Asshole, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Hello, hello.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You guys suck at being an acapella group.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Okay, roll us back in , roll us back in, come on,
hello, hello.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Hello, fuck you.
Welcome to Don't Look.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Under the Internet.
You guys cut out like a medium,don't cut.
I don't know.
Here's for hoping for the bestcut out like a medium.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Here's for hoping for the best, I can never win.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Hello everyone, Welcome to.
Don't Look Out on the Internetthe show where you that's Matt.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I am just as confused as you are.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That's Jason I guess I'm Mike and again.
Once again, Doug is not herebecause his ass moved to Florida
, so he's gonna be away.
He might be back next week, Idon't really know he's in
Florida man training camp.
He's currently having sex withan alligator.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Well, I hang from a light pole.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
He's really like going full ass.
Florida man, his ass is full.
I did not at all get preparedfor housekeeping.
I'm going to do that real quickwhile you guys distract.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Keep the house.
We got a donation from somebodythat was just a YouTube link,
but I didn't go to the link, soI don't know why I'm not going
to either, because that soundsscary.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Oh yeah, I don't like donations that come with-.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
No internet connection.
My asshole man, this, myasshole man, this is just going
great.
Mine has 5g.
You know what's awesome what wegot?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
no new members, so we're good, who gave us a one
dollar donation?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
one dollar donation, though that's a fantastic
question.
I could tell you that muchright now.
Uh, it was balao, and it saysmilk pig guys, I really don't
want to click on that linkthough, MilkPigGuys.
Click it Balao.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Is that that?
I don't know how you actuallypronounce his name.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Bayou.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I think he Twitters us a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Oh yes.
Yes they do.
I'm going to butcher your nameagain, balao.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Thank you for the $1 donation and the link I'm not
going to click on.
This is the guy on Twitter thatsends us videos of him watching
us.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Oh, Well then that explains a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well, now we need to start watching those videos.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Let's send him videos of us watching his videos, of
him watching our videos.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
See how many rabbit holes we can make in one go.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, exactly, it'll be pretty great.
And then what we have to do iswe have to have a monitor with
Matt behind it.
So it's Matt on a videowatching us on a video watching
his videos.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Within the video.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, of them watching our videos.
Just make a circle.
An Ouroboros of Doulouti.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
A Doulouti Ouroboros.
I guess that concludeshousekeeping.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I didn't even do a fucking thing.
You didn't do the clap aboveyour head.
Clap above your head.
Clap above your head.
Clap below your.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
What we have because Dunkle Door decided he didn't
want to be on this week butmaybe next week.
I decided I liked the weirdwebsite one that we did last
time.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Like three weeks ago.
And then last week we did itagain.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I didn last time yeah , like three weeks ago where,
and then last week we did it.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I didn't listen to that, but I'll take your word
for it that it was.
Coincidentally, we've done alot where it's just weird
websites that we've stumbledacross, and I think I enjoy
those kind of episodes the mostand they are becoming a favorite
was a sweet, sweet treat for me, because I gave the boys the
websites for them to look into.
We don't have to describe itlike that.
But and no, no porn.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Surprisingly, uh, at least I'm sure somebody
masturbates to some of thethings link there's links to
porn yes, but not being shown no, not being shown through this.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You have to follow the links yes we'll provide
those, don't worry about it yeah, we're doing more weird ass
websites that we found hell yeahum do we do, we know or care
who, uh who, is divulging theiractually?
You are, you brought it up.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I was gonna say, since you have maybe some
tidbits, you can ease us in withone of your, your little little
morsels oh, I guess show us howit's true.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So I have two that I want to talk about, mostly
because the one I originallywant to talk about went into no,
no area and I had to nope, thefuck out.
So I'm not going to talk aboutit.
Um, nope, don't ask, I'm noteven going to bring up the name
of it.
Instead, I have two um thingshere.
One that I want to talk aboutcalled, uh, hosanna1.com, now
(05:26):
sana hosanna.
Now, at first glance whathosanna1.com looks like, and
that's.
I'll spell it out for you soyou can find it yourselves.
Uh, h-o-s-a-n-a the letter oneor the number one only one n yes
okay hana1.com and when youoriginally click on this website
(05:48):
it looks like a site made inlike 2002.
It's got the fucking uhmicrosoft word like fucking
fonts galore.
Yeah, it's got um images of umafghan hounds all over the place
.
Are you having a problemfinding it?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
yeah, it's just not loading, you just won't do it
maybe it's with an a, maybe Ispelled it wrong either way,
continue my guy.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Try that anyway, or maybe it might be down.
I think it actually might bedown.
I don't think about it, but tryit anyway.
Um, because everything I waslooking up was kind of in the
wayback machine, but anyway, oh,that's that's probably why,
yeah, but so it was images oflike, uh, afghan hounds and
everything, and at first itseems like this person is a
breeder for afghan hounds.
Uh, specifically likeaward-winning afghan hounds.
(06:32):
Uh, it talks about the story of, like, the history of afghan
hounds, it talks about the breed.
Um, there's links to a youtubechannel that looks like it's ran
by this older lady and on itare just a bunch of like Afghan
hound theme, like videos, likehome videos where it's training
the hound.
There's, um, like you learn like, did you learn anything useful?
(06:54):
Not really, and I'll tell youwhy in a minute, um, but there's
like training them, there'slike competitions that are
recorded and put on there forthese Afghan hounds, them,
there's like competitions thatare recorded and put on there
for these afghan hounds.
It just seems like a someonewho's very passionate about
these type of dogs, okay, um, astime went on, there was a blog
that's on there and as time wenton, this blog became more, less
(07:16):
and less about the afghan houndand more and more about, um,
how this person is a prettygoddamn staunch republican oh,
no and uh okay so it went fromthis person talking about dogs
to being like um, twitter can gofuck itself.
If twitter's not good enough formy president, then it's not
(07:37):
good enough for me.
I'm gonna stay away fromtwitter.
I'm gonna stay away fromfacebook.
I'm gonna stay away from google.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I'm gonna use duck duck I want to know what this
guy's opinions are it.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
It's a lady.
It's an old lady, and theyprobably haven't changed what
this lady's opinions?
Are One of two things.
One haven't changed, two dead.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It's the only thing, I can think of.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Okay, the website has not changed over time, but the
only thing that has changed isthe right wing rhetoric that
keeps going on there.
She'll mention things aboutimmigration on there now She'll
mention things about theDemocrats stealing the votes.
She talks about how theRepublican Party is the party of
the people Just all yourtypical fucking shenanigans that
(08:18):
you get from that party.
Not saying anything if you're aRepublican listening, but if
you are, you probably shouldchange that mindset, and I don't
know what to tell you man, Notoffering advice or tossing my
hat in the ring in any way,shape or form, Not even beating
around the bush.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Go fuck yourself, kind of.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, no no.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
If you vote big red, fuck you.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I don't know.
In real life, whatever I don'tknow, but in real life, whatever
I don't care.
But whatever your politicalaffiliation is, I don't give a
shit.
Um, because at the end of theday, I don't talk to you people,
I talk to my friends, of whichhe has none, of which I have
none.
But um was I.
Where is?
Where is that going?
you went on a republican rantyeah, I do that often, um, but
so there's like a contact pagewhere they don't really contact
you back but you email thisperson, but there is a blank
(09:12):
page that shows one little thingand it shows that they won the
greatest website award, and it'sjust a little sprite with an
Afghan hound on it, that justsays greatest website award.
I think they made it upthemselves because it doesn't
like click out.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
There's going to be a whole association involved with
this.
There's going to be a set ofbylaws.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I need a review process.
Mike, you can just make thisyourself.
It's like going to the storeand just picking up.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh, so they're lying.
Well, that's.
That doesn't happen.
Why is it on the internet?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
you right, you're not supposed to lie on the internet
.
It's illegal Punishable by thelaw.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
If it's on the internet, it's true.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
But yeah, all in all it went from this cute thing,
this cute 2001 website aboutAfghan hounds, to just a deep
hole into the right-wingpolitical party.
A deep right hole, a deep righthole, and I'm going to end it
on that, and I'm going to end iton that.
That's where we end Rants andrants about Republican things,
that's all that really turnedinto.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
From dogs to Republicans.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yes, my next website that I kind of want to dabble on
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Did you want to do that now or bookend ours?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I guess I'll bookend.
That makes sense, not to tellyou how to do your job.
No, no, you are, but that'sokay.
I am Just a suggestion.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I feel like as somebody who's brought all of
this into our lives, you shouldbe the one to take us out of it.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
You're right, go ahead.
Just saying I'll let you gonext.
You want me to?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
go next.
I enjoyed yours a lot.
Are we fucking ready for mine,are you sure?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah, Is yours good, Like, is it weird?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Oh it's fucking weird , and I will never forget this
site as long as I live.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Okay, then I should do mine.
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Not to dampen the mood, everybody but.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's not bad, but oh, mine does.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
That is what you said to me, so you can skip.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
everybody is listening to this and skip
forward about 15 minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Um so mike sent me zogcom maybe you know it and z
type in Zogcom you are greetedwith another very late 90s,
early 2000s looking webpage andit just says welcome to planet
Zog.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
You get blue shapes and a planet shape.
There's a Matrix dude.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
And then there's a Matrix, dude for sure.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
There's a 3D model of Einstein, you don't have to
show me.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
What I think is like some cats or something at the
bottom.
I'm really not sure.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
If you click anywhere on this, it will take you to a
few different sections.
So there's a writing section,there is a gallery, like a
digital art gallery sectionthere is a personal section, and
then there's uh just photos,and so is this what?
(12:19):
Digital art used to be digitalstyle.
Yeah man, oh my god, thepictures are so fucking small
they're so itty-bitty like andit's also in like a flash media
gallery, but anyway, um, we'llgo through the fucking photo
gallery first.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So there are sorry, just so you can see that.
Yeah, that's what hosanna onelooked like.
It was two ends it is so.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
That's so, with two ends, the only thing I was going
to add h-o-s-a-n-n-a onecompretty sure that's like the
jewish word for god, or one ofthem, or referring to god but
yeah, that's kind of.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It looked like this, but it was click here for
puppies yeah, it was wild shit.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Anyway continue um, so there's there's a digital art
gallery and there's a photogallery.
The photo gallery doesn't workanymore because it requires
flash player, so that's.
But if you go to, there'ssupposed to be pictures from
1995, all the way to 2005.
Um supposed to be, yeah but thedigital art gallery is really
(13:18):
where it's at.
There's and I'm not.
I'm not sure how any of thisshit was actually made, but
there's like CD covers.
In here.
There's a photo of-.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Holy shit.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
it breaks down how they made them, this guy's
friend.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Tracy, what are you doing here?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Like it says how they were made, but it doesn't
really say like with.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Right, I did this with things in mind what?
Speaker 3 (13:50):
There are steps in here to how some of these are
made, but it's just like randomfucking digital art.
It's the most 1999 thing you'veever seen in your entire life.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
This is the loading screen for the AOL.
Like you get 100 free hours ofinternet.
Like that's what.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
This is what you saw, as that was telling you that
yeah, or like uh, the box artthat was on graphics cards oh,
yes, yes, oh my god, yes lookhow advanced we are right
Speaker 2 (14:20):
microsoft right a pixelation filter like.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Well, some of them had dope-ass, looking big titty
girls on them, and then you werelike, what is this game?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I want to play this game.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
What's a Dragon Age?
And then nothing like thatexisted.
Like I mentioned, there's alsowriting, so there's some
nonfiction writing and the onlything in the non-fiction writing
section is a post from 1996called Postulated Mechanisms of
LSD.
What, yeah, what?
(14:53):
It's super fucking long, I'mnot going to go through it, but
this dives into modern physicsresearch on the actual
mechanisms of lsd, how it bindsto your neurons and shit.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I don't understand it and I think they're on lsd when
they made all this imagery,imagery well, yeah, that's what
I imagine that's why non-fictionis first because that becomes
that comes before creativewriting, which is slightly
longer.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
we have have a few different writings in here.
The first one is Red Gauze, thesecond one is Smurfs and the
Quest for Racial Unity.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Apocalypse when?
And Green Jelly.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Did you look more into both Green Jelly and the
Smurfs one?
No, I didn't.
If I remember correctly,there's quite a bit in the
Smurfs one I might beremembering?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
No, I'm sure you're not.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I mean it's really only like two paragraphs long.
When you say looked into it, doyou mean read it?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I don't remember which one.
It was One of those stories, Ithink.
I think one of those pages havelike a decent amount of stuff
in them.
I don't remember which one,though it's been a minute.
It's been like two weeks sinceI looked into this website so I
don't recall fully.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
The last one is fairly long.
Maybe the green jelly one?
No, there's a section calledEnlightenment and there's a
chapter two.
Forget, I said anything that oneis Mike, but that one is
labeled Work in Progress.
I'm going to read Smurfs in thequest for Rachel Union.
It's quite a good read.
Yeah, cranberry orange stainscover her nipples, making them
(16:35):
stand out like the bleeding eyesof Christ on those crucifixes
that taxi cab drivers keephanging on their rearview
mirrors.
The posed figure balancesprecariously on one foot, with
the other arched gracefully intothe air.
Behind her, with the gestureworthy of the ballerina's grace,
a bead of sweat rolls down hernavel, the ground beneath her
sinks, and she is carried awayrather rapidly into a nightmare
(16:56):
not of anyone's creation.
Lost school children ran aroundin a panic looking for their bus
drivers.
The lions and lambs slepttogether.
We were what we ate, and aSmurf is two to three apples
high, according to the TV show.
You know it would really suckto be stepped on by someone 50
feet tall.
I mean think how helpless hewould feel running through trees
(17:17):
which to him must seem likeBrussels sprouts.
Like you could outrun him,squash man.
That's how you would be Squash.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
That's how you would be Squash Squash that's a way to
write that.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
S-Q-U-A-S-H-E-D.
Like I need to spell it out Now.
That isn't cool.
I don't see the humor in thatand that is a show for kids.
Little kids, watch that show.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Now what the fuck is up with our country when we have
our kids watching what this wasabout Smurfs.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Like we need that filth on TV.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
They're all probably fucking a word I'm not going to
say too.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Only one woman to the whole bunch.
Sure, she's a looker.
Sure I had a few erotic dreamsabout smurf when I was a child
we all we all, but that onebroad can't possibly service the
needs of 99 other able-bodiedmen.
I don't like the word servicethe needs yeah, well, it gets
worse oh, it gets way worseafter those yeah, yeah, I'm
(18:23):
going to skip this entiresentence here.
Yeah, 99 dicks, even if theyare a little blue and should be
enough.
No, I bet those Smurfs playAnal Ranger in between episodes.
Looney Tunes Now there'squality programming.
I like those ones with theIndian that they always made fun
of.
And then I'm not going to readthe last sentence either.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
What in the fuck, why is?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
everything like smurfs in the quest for secretly
nazi why is this all secretlynazis or secretly racist?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I guess, it's yours well, well, you would think.
You would think, jason, that ifyou were to write such things
and put them on the internet,you wouldn't want that right
next to personally identifyinginformation.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I would not want that .
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Well, that's exactly what this man did, because if
you go, back to the front pageand click on the face, you get
personal.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yep About me.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
The second link there is about me, and the third link
is this man's resume.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Who am I?
I am Spitting Kitty, what yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
He's Spitting Kitty.
So apparently this website is apersonal website from someone
named Ian Dark D-A-R-K-E,formerly Ian Light Clever.
It says well, I don't know ifit's, maybe it is pronounced
Light.
I guess that would make senseLight.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I mean it would because that's his surname.
Maybe it is Light.
It says Dark and Light.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
When I'm married, I'm just going to say wife's name.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
You know, I didn't put that together until just
right now.
The dark and light thing.
Yeah, because that wasn't how Iwas pronouncing that in my head
, but now it makes sense, see,that's why we're here together
today.
That is why we're gathered heretoday.
But anyway, the About Me pagestarts off in an even more
(20:23):
deranged manner.
There's a photo of this guy.
It says I am spitting kitty, Iam angry bear.
Grr.
I am large watermelon seedsstuck in your nose.
Zerm, I am small, biting spiderin your underwear.
Yub yub yub, I am shamelessplagiarizer, chuckling you with
others words.
What am I?
A 30 something year oldcyberpunk geek who has read too
(20:44):
much tom robbins for his owngood.
It goes on to explain moreabout him.
What he's into?
He's into fucking around withhis xbox.
He plays with window, with, uh,computers.
He's obsessed with computers.
Um, his resume if you look backthrough this I, he's got a very
(21:05):
impressive resume, which iskind of surprising.
But he has an engineeringdegree from Harvey Mudd College
in Claremont, california.
Well see, I assume so, becausewhen you actually go to Zogcom
it redirects to cshmcedu, whichis the Harvey Mudd College
(21:26):
domain.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah, it's a real thing.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
So this is hosted on a Harvey Mudd.
College server somewhere.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
And it's still active .
Speaker 3 (21:38):
That's what I don't understand.
I'll get more into that later,but anyway, this guy's resume is
he's got a master's inbioengineering.
I mean, he's a smart dude.
He's got a very long history ofbeing a web developer working
(21:59):
in IT, and the last time thatthis was updated was in 2006,
and he was working as thedirector of information
technology and it just saysentertainment industry.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Los.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Angeles, California, which makes me kind of wonder if
he's not the informationtechnology, the director of
information technology of like aporn studio or something.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
That's how I would advertise that.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah, I'm thinking that might be what's going on
here.
That checks out.
Because if you go to hisfavorite link section there's
art, there's music, there's sandiego stuff because he used to
live in san diego there's useful.
But if you go down to the miscsection, the first one is uh
goth babe of the week.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Oh yeah, now he's speaking my language, right?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
There is a nude video teleconferencing on your PC
link what the fuck?
And a hypertext list of thingspeople have put in their butts.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
How big is the link?
You know, see, that's useful.
How big is the list For?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
reference yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Christina Ricci.
It also says somewhere on here.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
It also says somewhere on here.
It also says somewhere on hereand I don't know what page it's
on that if you want to learnmore about what he's into, you
can go to his altsex.
You can find him on altsex,which is a Usenet I guess an old
Usenet group that was forfetish content.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Yeah, I don't want to click on any of these links.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
No, you should yeah A lot some thing, takes you to
gothicnet or something I had noidea it was still up, we're all
learning today.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
The last one is peaking my interest because it
says enter at your own risk, butit's called the www black hole.
You know what?
This is on its way out, right?
Yeah, click it.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
It's nothing cool.
This is fucking stupid, or theyright?
Yeah, click it, see whathappens, okie doke.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Oh, it's nothing cool , yeah a lot of these are broken
.
This is fucking stupid.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Or they don't go where they used to.
I clicked on a few of them anddecided it wasn't worth it
anymore.
Anyway, oh yeah, I don't wantto deal with this.
I looked more into who this guyis, so it does say on his About
Me page that he used to be IanLight, I guess, and he got
married and they changed theirname to Dark.
So edgy.
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And I figured out that he stillgoes by Ian Dark.
I was able to find him onFacebook.
I doxed him a little bit, but Ifeel like if you put this
degree of information aboutyourself on the internet, you're
asking for it a little bit.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Maybe don't put your resume on the same website as
this weird Smurf unirace thingRacist, smurf rant.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, he seems to still be doing well.
He has a kid now.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Oh, that's good, he's in his 50s.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
now he seems like he's fine.
I did figure out that hiswebsite was created in 1997.
I don't know why, um, I don'tknow why it's still hosted I
don't know how they had a harveymud college servers.
Well, I, I mean, it's auniversity.
They probably wouldn't give ashit anyway, but I don't know
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why they're so bothering to hostit.
That's, that's the.
The background I want to knowhere is why is that website
still up?
Does he?
I assume he still knows thatit's up because the website is
still, the domain name is stillregistered through 2028 and it
was renewed in like 22.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Oh, Maybe he just likes the idea of like being a
part of the internet.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, I guess he just likes being this internet
cryptid yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
That's a really good term for these fucking strange
once in a.
You see this one time everymillion, so this dude just wants
to hold on to.
No, I'm on the internet, barelymy guy.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
And.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
I'll stay here.
But through everything that Iwas able to find, it seems like
this guy is just he's just anormal dude who might work in
the porn industry allegedly,allegedly I have absolutely no
basis for that, other than Iwasn't able to find his current
employer and it's listed on hisresume from 2006 as
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entertainment yeah, that'll doit.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
He's definitely in porn.
I mean, good for you, man, ifporn's paying your bills and you
have a kid through you have awebsite.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Well, I don't think he's doing porn.
I think he's working it in porngod, it's paying for a website
I don't know what do you?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
what is it for porn?
What even like?
What do you think he does?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
like the camera doesn't sync up correctly, he's
got to go in there and likefigure out why the connection
doesn't work.
Oh, here's.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Here's your problem.
There's cum on the lens.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
There's studios that edit that stuff.
They gotta render stuff.
They gotta store stuff.
Porn needs IT.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Porn probably needs IT.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
They need IT just as much as any movie.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Honestly probably more.
That's very fair If there's onething Silicon Valley the show
has taught me anything.
There's a fuckload of porn outthere.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
And it all needs to be saved somewhere.
Yeah, I mean.
Yeah, I mean, if your primarydistribution, if you're a large
studio and your primary moneymaking mechanism and
distribution method is theinternet, you probably need, can
you?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
imagine, like, um, like you work it, like you work
on the like you, you work on theengineering team for like
pornhub or something.
And you get a the engineeringteam for like pornhub or
something and you get a callfrom like someone at pornhub
like hey man, uh, something'sgoing on with our website.
Oh okay, let me go on realquick.
Pornhubcom cool okay.
So what seems to be going on?
Yeah, if you click on, uh, uh,big titty, uh white women, uh
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blonde, uh fucked by large cock,uh, the, the search results
don't come up like they'resupposed to.
Oh, oh, okay, yeah, let me findthat.
Like that's your life, yourlife is.
Hey, the search results onPornhubcom didn't show up.
Can you make sure the videospopulate?
Yeah, yeah sure.
What are the filters?
You're using the filters.
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On the back end I see fat cock.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
I see cum guzzle.
I see fat cock.
I see cum guzzle.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I see like those conversations that's not
supposed to be in the oh, getrid of that one.
Yeah, that's not.
You're looking at the wrong map.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
There's barely any cum guzzle here.
You're mapping it wrong, that'snot in the right field.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
You need to look towards this.
Oh okay, sorry, I need to looktowards fucking big cock, not
fat cock.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah fat and cock are supposed to be separate filters
.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
You're combining them .
Oh, I see what happened.
It was fat comma space cock.
It should be fat comma cock.
My mistake, right.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Yeah, I want fat guys with cocks, not guys with fat
cocks.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You got to differentiate those.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah, yeah, you don't do space in the back end.
You don't do that.
It fucks with everything.
Well speaking of cocks.
That doesn't fit here.
Do we want to talk about a?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
page.
That's all about meat.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
You want to talk about some other meat.
You want to talk?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
about some other meat , Because I have a whole website
full of other meat.
Real quick, before we do that.
Oh yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
How would?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
you rate your website Zero out of.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
It is just a personal website from the 90s, but as
far as personal websites fromthe 90s go, I would say that
this is a fairly solid one.
I'd give it like a 7, probablya 7.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Wow, 7.5 out of 10, not bad, Even with all the
racist stuff.
Wow, very cool of you.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Well, that I mean Very cool of Matt you heard it
here first everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Honestly, it wasn't even like.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I mean that adds to it.
It's the fact that that isposted next to this man's resume
.
That really brings up the ohyeah.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I agree it brings it all together.
It really shows that people Ifeel didn't really understand
the internet too much back inthe 90s and they were just like.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
I don't think it was appreciated like, well, I don't
think it was appreciated.
Yeah, I don't think it wasappreciated that there was gonna
come a time when everybody wasgonna be googling people.
Yeah, I don't think this guyfact-checked everything.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I don't think this guy thought this website would
ever be found.
And here we are fucking like 25years or at least not by
somebody whose opinion mattered.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
I guess, I do kind of wonder how it's been going for
this guy that he's lived most ofhis adult life.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I wonder if his friends know about this.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
With his face on a website out there next to his
alt.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Do you think he wakes up in a cold sweat every
morning, like this is the one.
This is where I get caught.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Do you think he?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
enjoys that.
Like he loves the fucking.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
The thrill.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
The thrill of maybe getting caught one day.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Being a secret racist , secret smurf racist.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I have to imagine, I have to imagine that anybody who
knows this man very well isaware of this website.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
He's probably shown it to some people.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Or they found it on their own.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
If you Google, ian Dark probably shown it to some
people or they found it on theirown if you, if you google ian
dark, you get an english, anenglish football and boxing
commentator, but I think oh,look porn yeah maybe not.
Maybe this isn't as far up intothe.
Uh.
No, it's all, it's still on thefirst page.
If you put his name in losangeles, and it's like it's
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still on the first page.
If you put his name in losangeles and it's, it's still on
this site oh, gotcha, we got him, boys, we got him well, and his
and and the link takes you tohis about me, which has his
picture, a picture of his faceon it, about in the center or so
he's.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, so whatever.
Thank you for this, ian.
I hope we didn't ruin your lifeum all right.
Yeah you, you said you havesome other type of meat you want
to talk about.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I do okay, it's a.
It's a pungent type of meat,it's.
Uh, I I thought I knew what Iwas about to embark on never do
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what it's me I I'm learning thatvery clearly.
Um, so you go to the site andyou see that this is the stinky
meat project home page, with apicture of a man with his head
on a plate that says yes, it isI, Malin, and I'm not going to
say the last name, even thoughit's there Scientist.
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Now you get a couple ofdifferent links and one of them
says Stinky Meat Project 1,Stinky Meat Project 2, and what
is Stinky Meat?
What is Stinky Meat?
It's probably a safe place tostart right yeah, stinky meat.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I think what is stinky meat's probably a safe
place to start.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Right, yeah, I would say so it gives you a little
overview of what's going on here.
So this, I mean it catches youup to speed into, uh, about what
you're about to look at, um,the story you're about to hear,
I guess, if you want to treat itthat way, uh, so the stinky
meat project.
This is what happened in thesummer of 2000 when I took three
kinds of meat, 19 days and 1million maggots and stuck them
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in the yard of my unwittingneighbor.
Of course, the neighboreventually found the meat in his
yard.
Fortunately I wasn't arrestedso I was free to do it all over
again the following summer.
That, yeah Like.
The site answers burningscientific questions such as
where do maggots come from?
What's that smell?
How long can a plate of rottingmeat sit in a neighbor's yard
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without him noticing and callingthe police?
I know I have too much time onmy hands.
I always complain about nothaving enough time.
Can I continue to do this dumbcrap like this?
Go figure.
And then it gives a bunch ofstuff.
There's some poetry you canread that has nothing to do with
any of this.
You can send this person mail.
Beautiful poetry, it isbeautiful.
You can send this person maildirectly.
You can hear what people haveto say about this project
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through the testimonials, andthen there's a link that says
cover yourself in meat and it'sfor the stinky meat shirt.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
I'm kind of already covered in meat Same, aren't we
all?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
just you want to be covered in more Just a meat
puppet.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
It really depends on how you define me.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Am I the body?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Is my brain stem and nervous system attached to a
meat mech.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I am a meat Gundam for my meat pilot.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
A meat.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Gundam For my meat brain pilot.
Meat suit gundam.
Meat suit gundam.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Blood orphan.
I don't know what that is.
So okay, let's go over thefirst project, shall we Kind of
get an insight into what it is?
And so this is a.
When you click on the firstproject, you get a collection of
days and it goes through day byday, every single day of this
project, and he's not wrong,it's 19 days, which means 19
pages of details about thiswhole mission of leaving random
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meat on a plate in hisneighbor's yard to see how
rancid he could possibly make it.
So the first one is obviouslyhis venture to the store to buy
different types of meats, and hehas a total cost analysis with
the whole thing.
So he gets three differenttypes.
He gets some ground beef that'sapparently expected to
disintegrate within three tofour days, spent $2.57 on it.
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He bought some hot dogs for$0.99, making it $3.56.
And eventually he says you knowwhat?
I want a middle ground as well,so I'm gonna get a nice steak,
and so far he's spent $7.31.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Now I want to know you can tell this was before the
before times, because that'd belike $25 worth of meat.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I was gonna say $3.75 for a fucking steak.
Are you shitting me right now?
Either way, $7.31 is the totalsunk cost into this project.
Tomorrow I go next door andplant it all in my neighbor's
lawn and he's not lying.
You get a high-res picture forwhatever time this was I think
2000.
He said, um, you see the meat,it's a little frozen.
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And he says like, yeah, someguy saw me do it.
He gave me a weird look, but weput the meat there.
We go through day two, daythree.
It's just more updates.
I mean, it's exactly what youmight think, and you get a
picture every day.
You can see the decompositionof meat.
Now, a lot of you are probablylosing me at this, or I'm
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probably losing a lot of you atthis point.
Okay, I don't understand whythis person is doing this, but
these first four days are theleast detailed about anything
that he talks about.
He ends up making friends withmaggots that grow in some of the
ground beef.
He catches a paranormalencounter in the meat,
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apparently.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Does the decomposition release some sort
of toxin?
He's got Daisy Rots his brain.
Does the decomposition likerelease?
Speaker 1 (36:18):
some sort of toxin.
He's going.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
This is daisy that rots his brain that it can't be
helping, that's for sure.
I don't like that.
The meat looks like it's cookedtoo, so that's.
He comments on that after daythree.
Uh, the meat starts to looklike it's cooked.
Um, he gives updates.
It is titled hot, hot meat.
Um, comments on the hot dog,saying, like you know the answer
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they're there, they're doingsome work on it.
They're not really doing much.
Um, you keep going day by dayand eventually you get to a
point where he, like he says thehot dogs look really appetizing
.
But he also then goes on todescribe like the soup that has
become of the rest of the meat.
He logs the difference, likewhen the stench hits and when he
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can smell it from across theroad.
While he's approaching, he getsa lot of information from
people saying like, by the way,those aren't maggots, those are
the in-between pupa stagesbetween a maggot and a fly.
I learned a lot aboutdecomposition through this whole
journey.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
I enjoy his quote there.
The ants couldn't penetrate thehot dog defenses.
Yesterday.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah, he's really, really, really into this Meeting
.
Crickets come into play at somepoint.
I didn't know that existed,yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Do crickets eat meat?
No, they don't know.
Just introduce a species.
I think he just made a newspecies, like has to be um.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
So he keeps going through and, like the, the
pictures just get horrendouslyworse.
So I'm currently I'm at day 11and it's titled Liquidized Finds
more maggots.
Apparently, the steak hasturned into jerky and, like he
pops the ground beef, which is athing that I never thought I'd
never wait.
I know I never want to describemeat like that.
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A bunch of people like givethem, they tell me money if you
eat some of the meat.
And this goes on for fucking 19days.
19 days of this shit maggot zoohe calls it.
Yes, this neighbor didn'trealize this was sitting outside
their house for 19 days.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
I really hate the way the hot dogs look on day they
look cooked they've got likethese white spots on them.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Well, eventually something takes all the hot dogs
away like and just it's themeat eating crickets, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
But yeah, keep going, keep going.
Matt is not having a fun timewith this?
Speaker 3 (38:50):
I didn't have a fun time with this.
I really hate this sort ofstuff.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
I'm not a fan of it too, but I found it and I'm like
I want Jason to cover, to coverstinky meat.
To cover stinky meat.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
This makes me want to try being a vegetarian.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, my stomach is hurtling.
You did it before.
I've tried before.
I didn't last very long.
I will like the input that he'sgetting from his.
I will say fans.
I guess there are peopleclearly following the story and
writing to him, but carl writeswhere to go from here.
The ground meat has doubled insize.
Is this a new breakthrough wallfillings warfare like how can
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we use this, how can we use this?
It's and eventually, like theywander, they find the meat plate
is gone.
It's turned into some whitepuffy substance that does called
mold and a lot of mold, a lotof well actually.
No, I've learned that that rightthere, what you're looking at,
the whiteness on there, isactually maggot excrement, and
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that's what most of this isturned into is just a pot.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
That's really isn't it great.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
It's just fucking fantastic.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
I'm so so happy it's the same meat.
It's just gone through.
Yeah, exactly, it's beenprocessed.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah, Um, yeah.
This is day 17 is where helearns it.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
There are people leaving the discipline.
I'm sure I'm sure they're likeI can't fucking do this anymore.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
At one point, he starts stirring the meat, which
is something I didn't want toever have to try and realize.
Um, which is something I didn'twant to ever have to try and
realize, but again day 19.
Oh, through this whole thing,he's got this person Brandon, I
think, who he's referring to asthe stinky mate.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
And he's like helping him yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
He does a bunch of scientific tests on it, which is
just poking it vigorously withsticks.
But yeah, after the 19, themeat goes bye bye, there's no
trace of it anymore.
So obviously he's pissed thathis fucking almost month-long
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experiment at this point hasjust disappeared.
So he repeats it, once in ashopping mall and once in a
playground with a chicken.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
He does it three times he does it three separate
times.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
He gets caught in the shopping mall.
He gets a talking to um.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
You can't put a way, he leaves it in a like, in a
weird place in the shopping malland the security guard yeah, I
see it's like under yeah, thesecurity guard catches him how
long did he think that was gonnalast before somebody it didn't
last long, because the securityguard caught him taking a
picture of it and apparently itwas just gone the next day.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
So instead he threw a whole chicken in like a park
and like was trying to cover itwith other meats, but the other
meats kept getting stolen, so hejust focused on the chicken,
put a cage over it and then justwe watch its degradation into
hell.
And for whatever reason thisperson has taken up to placing
perfectly good meat Like there'sthis whole story about.
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He goes into a deli and heorders a bunch of salmon and
he's like oh, it's real.
The guy's like you want this, Ican cut it this way, it's
better for eating.
You want to de-skin it.
And they literally go no, thankyou, this salmon is not for
eating.
And the guy just stared at themfor a couple of seconds.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
He's like here you go .
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Okay, and then gave them the meat, which apparently
was just to throw on top of thechicken.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
No, no, this salmon is not for eating.
No one's eating this.
This is my sex salmon.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
This is my sex salmon and this is just three separate
experiments.
I don't know if I can saythey've gone right.
I can't say they've gone wrong.
They smell experiments.
I don't know if I can saythey've gone right.
I can't say if they've gonewrong.
I they smell wrong, I'm sure,but it's oh my god.
At one point he goes to like hefelt so bad about the neighbor
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having to clean up the firstplate of meat that for the
chicken.
He's like you know what?
I have to do this, so I'm gonnatake the care of this now.
And he gets, uh, um, he getsgloves, he gets a heavy-duty air
filter for his face.
He goes to pick it up and he'slike okay, this is fine, this is
fine, until what he describesas the warm chicken air
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permeates the mask and now it'sall I can smell.
So he goes.
You know what?
I need oxygen, so I'm going tohave to breathe.
He goes, apparently, he, he goes.
You know what?
Breathing was not actuallyworth it and I should just start
putting the chicken in the bag.
While he's doing so, he getscovered in chicken slime, which
is a bunch of words I didn'twant to say out loud, but here
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we are um, there's a lot more tothe story, but I don't really
feel like going over it, becauseyou kind of get the gist.
This is a man who is puttingmeat in inconvenient locations
and documenting it.
Now, I did say that he broke.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
He admitted to a felony.
The last entry says I alsowonder what the garbage man will
think when he sees a biohazardbag in a playground.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Right, yes, that's right.
The park it was a playground,like there were kids that would
come and frequent this area.
At one point he does stick abunch of meat in somebody's
mailbox to like ferment andfester in there and admits to
the whole thing and I don't know.
It's probably not a good ideato admit to federal felony on
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the internet.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
I also feel like that wouldn't.
That's not an experiment,because people check their mail
daily.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Well, this is an experiment to see if they check
their mail daily.
I guess.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Yeah, he's not picking, he's not being very
wise about this?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
No, he's not.
I mean, he is learning as hegoes on, but but yeah, I don't
really know what else to sayabout stinkymeatnet.
You can buy a shirt if you want.
You can really know what elseto say about stinky meatnet you
can buy a shirt if you want.
Um, you can email him directly,can you still no?
The?
Uh, the.
The printer that they used isno longer full of meat.
They filled it with meat allthey've said is like if you
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bought a shirt, congratulations,it's collector's item oh boy, I
bet that's right I wonder ifanybody makes replicas.
But yeah, it took me a solid,I'd say, hour to go through
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everything on this site and kindof understand it.
I will never get that hour backand I don't know who to talk to
about that.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
You're welcome, Jason .
There's a testimonial.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
There is.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
There's testimonials.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
hype up stinky, the stinky meat project stinky meat
man, yeah, so jason what wouldyou rate this bad boy, uh, one
out of ten, like out ofinteresting.
Zero out of ten.
How interesting was this andhow would you recommend people
go look at stinky meat on it?
Speaker 2 (45:15):
interesting.
Weirdly like a 6 to 7 out of 10for me.
Do I feel fulfilled afterwards?
No, not even a little bit.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
You know, I can't say that this testimonial says that
suppression of gag reflex thingcan make you some big dollars
in certain communities.
We should connect this guy withthe last guy.
What?
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Wait, last guy.
Okay, I thought you were sayingthat was in the comment.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Maybe they're the same person.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
The last guy, the last guy who tried the stinky
meat challenge.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I was like hold on.
There's a whole other storyhere, we all know how it ended
for him.
But yeah, that's all I got instinky meat.
That's all I can really stomachto talk about.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
That was really good, jason, thank you for talking
about stinky meatnet for me noone is thankful I'm gonna end
this, I'm gonna wrap this up ona pleasant note for you all.
Um.
So I stumbled across the afghanone, which I did put in the uh,
the discord, if any of you wantto look at the afghan one I'm
still reading the testimonials.
I wish they had scratch andsniff I have another one that's
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a little bit more wholesome ummine.
I'll put it in the discord.
Badabouski iswatchinggrassgrowcom, so this is
another one where it's prettyold.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
There's 16 people watching right now.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah, 16 people currently watching
thegrassgrowcom.
There have been over 32,000comments made on the grass blog,
which you can go on the grassblog.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Oh look, your cursor is a little longer.
Yeah, it's a little longer.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
This picture updates once an hour.
It gives you the weather that'sgoing on outside um.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
You can add comments are you saying it's going to
update in two minutes?
Yeah yeah, I guess.
So well, we gotta stay for that.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, um, oh, sorry, it updates every second, my bad,
not every hour, yeah, everysecond.
Um, but it has music on here aswell which I'm not going to
play because it is copyrightedmusic.
Click here for supersize.
No, it's this big picture.
Look, a cop just came by.
Oh, it's not a cop, it's a car.
But he, it's been going since2006.
(47:26):
And it's just a webcam of hislawn.
It's a webcam of his lawn, haveit grown.
He'll even upload and you cango to his YouTube channel if you
want to his YouTube channel.
If you want to, he'll uploadvideos of him mowing the lawn.
Yeah, and he'll wave to thecamera.
He makes a big thing of it.
There's a video of him and hiskids.
There's a whole thing.
It's just a dude, he's justhaving a good time.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Twelve years of watching grass grow in two and a
half months there have beenmillions of watchers.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
The music is so loud.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
There have been millions of watchers on this
fucking site, uh, and this willshow you how there's a slow-mo
version.
This will show you how datedthe site is.
A little bit too.
Um more about uh, you know,watching grass grow an
eco-friendly green html code toadd to your website.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Remember when eco-friendly I remember when
people.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
I remember people go to blackwellcom because it's
saved on the fucking electricitybill yeah, yeah, the the
blockchain bros really fuckedthat up just a bit um, but yeah,
they call this, so this is alive feed.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
Where the fuck does this guy live?
Speaker 2 (48:28):
there's uh, I don't know um, oh, we could play a
geoguessr yeah right, oh my god,let's do this that guy on
tiktok yeah, but is this awholesome ass dude?
Speaker 1 (48:39):
yeah, he's mr grass on on twitter, uh, and on
youtube he oh my god, it's.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
You can tell it's updated because it says x slash
twitter.
Yeah, he updates, he updates ityeah, this is this.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Is he updates this like because he updates his
videos and everything it's evento the point, this guy's
relatively smart when it comesto stuff too, because he even
puts on here he says uh.
Since 2005, millions of websurfers have watched the grass
grow, plus an occasional uh cardrive by and other exciting
things on this live webcam.
For the techies out there, thevideo feed is rebroadcast via
(49:10):
gigabit web server rather thanthe direct connection to my
house, so it can support lots ofviewers.
And, yes, the html and css onthis retro web page actually
does validate, so he even kindof knows what he's talking about
a little bit in the uh, thewebsite field.
Um, I just love that.
It's this slice of old internetthat's like the g song guy yeah
(49:30):
, it's still active.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
I love the lawnmower cursor yeah, I can't stop
watching that this just the lawn.
I keep running the lawnmowercursor I know it's fucking
cathartic, it's just verywholesome.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
It's just a guy that's like I'm just gonna film
my lawn and obviously, like he's, his kids are in on it too.
A little bit.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
He just seems like an all-around just he's this is so
wholesome just a wholesomecompared to the last couple that
we just talked about this islike a, this is like eye bleach
for all of that.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Oh, he's in colorado, by the way.
Oh, okay, that explains thesnow.
Here's a little bit of the thehistory.
Watching grass grow reallystarted in the summer 2002, when
colorado had a fairly seriousdrought, uh, which led to water
rationing.
This, of course, had ratherdire consequences for us, those
of you who live, those of us wholive in suburbia, as, instead
of being able to watch our grassgrow, our normal green lush
(50:20):
lawns turn brown and there areeven a lot of bare spots.
Fortunately, 2003 was a bitwetter.
If you add enough water tograss, it'll grow back, as can
be seen in these pictures frommy front lawn.
And yeah, you see 2003,.
You see it just getting betterand better as time goes on.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
What have we become I ?
Speaker 1 (50:38):
don't know, and it's just, I just love it.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
What are we doing there's?
Speaker 1 (50:42):
just images of like his car and like he's got
something called the hulk mobileand I just it's just such a
nice wholesome like thing.
He really loves the incrediblehulk.
He really yeah, um, he like hedoes like, really like halloween
, yeah shit and like christmasstuff on the lawn and it's just
a all-around just fun time.
(51:04):
Like I genuinely believe thisman is living his best life and
he's just just recording hislawn and he's got all these
images up until like now yeah, bb just found a section on the
website.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
I assume that says what if?
What if, instead of watchinggrass grow, it was called
watching grass freak, andinstead of watching grass grow,
we watched the grass beef Valid.
These are very good questions.
Oh, it is at the top.
Wow, yep, what the fuck.
Like the first fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
I just love this man so much, like like life is just
so this is this.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Is you starting tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (51:43):
god, I wish, dude, I fucking wish.
And right here I like how itsays the most boring website in
the world, but then it changesto the most exciting website, oh
, oh, and there it is html codeholy crap, copy paste this onto
your website to watch the grassgrow.
You can just add this so toyour site.
So we can add that I'm going toadd this to every car
dealership website at worktomorrow.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Please do, please do, oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
I have the power.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
Watch you like accidentally DDoS this guy's leg
.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
I fucking hate you, Mike.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
I'm going to give this guy a 10 out of 10, because
it's just a dude that is lovinghis lawn.
He's doing the internetcorrectly.
He's doing the internetcorrectly, just having a
good-ass time with it.
So I'm going to give him a 10out of 10.
This is the best website I'vebeen on in a long long time.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
And it's wholesome.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
There's no weird shit like that Afghan hound one
where it turns out it's not aswholesome as it once was, not
wholesome at all.
So I, I'm here for this fuckingguy, I'm here for him all day,
every day.
Um, wow, what a journey we wenton, boys, from weird right wing
afghan hound website to, uh, aguy's personal blog and to this
one kind of reminds me of fishdoorbell, which is something
(52:58):
that Amanda showed me.
Fish Doorbell.
I've never heard of that.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
Yeah, the actual website is Visterbell, but it's
Dutch for Fish Doorbell.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
Oh, no, I have heard of it, I think yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
It's a website where you can watch a live camera of a
dam where they put a door inthe dam to let fish through, but
they were having issues with, Iguess, predators eating the
fish, and so now you can gothere and, just like, press the
doorbell if there's a fish onthe camera and it'll let yeah,
there was also, I think, I thinkanother issue was um I think
(53:32):
another big issue was they hadto put the door there, I think,
because in the dam was like apropeller system that was
chopping up the fish.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
So they put the door there.
Whenever you hit the button,the propeller stops and lets the
fish through, or something likethat too.
I have heard of that site.
I love it.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
I still miss the fish cannon videos.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Oh yeah, just put it through the tube.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
Yeah, like the salmon migration tube.
They made.
Which launches.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
Yeah, you just like the, the salmon, like migration
tube, yeah, they've made whichlaunches them.
All in all, it's kind of whatit's like those uh, grass
bridges, yeah, yeah, overhighways too, to let wildlife
walk over the highway, sothey're not just like wandering.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
All in all, I think we found some wonderful websites
and I'm happy that I made youpeople watch and listen Earlier
today.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
like I started looking through this last night
and I clicked on it and it waslike 11 pm or some shit and I
click it and I look at the guylaying on the plate and I'm like
I don't know, this can only gogood.
I don't know if I have time forthis.
That just looks like an older,fatter version of me.
This is you in 12, 12 years.
(54:39):
This is not good for my mentalhealth right now well, here you
are.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
This is gonna be you, laying out plates of meat and
fucking at your new house hellyeah I got a meat market there,
you go.
Um, that's all I got.
Uh, I guess I will end cap thisbook.
End it by saying go to ourwebsite, please, deludycom.
Uh, look, check out ourlinktreecom slash deludy pod.
Just check out our links.
We're everywhere.
Just google us.
(55:04):
Just any social media platformor anything that you're on.
Just look up.
Either don't look on theinternet or deludy, and you'll
find us on those set of things.
Um, if you go to our website,deludycom, you become a member
and you get bonus things.
You can also get bonus things.
If you go to our website,dilitycom, you can become a
member and you get bonus things.
You can also get bonus thingsif you go to Patreoncom slash
DilityPod.
We haven't had new members in awhile.
So get your asses over there,or else Papa gonna be upset and
(55:30):
I'm going to leave it on thisnote.
I'm going to say you know, ifyou find some stinky meat, maybe
avoid it and instead go look ata man growing his lawn, because
that'll make you feel muchbetter.
I'm not lying.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
Going on that website genuinely like oh he looked at
peace while looking at thewebsite.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
He's not lying relaxed it takes you back.
It really does like it reallyrelaxed me, like with everything
going on in the world, all thethe shitty shit that's going on
currently.
Just looking atwatchgrassgrowcom you just gotta
do like republicans it's justnice to to take a take a seat
(56:06):
and just rest and just watchwhat life used to be back in the
year oh yeah, thousand, and itdoesn't matter exactly.
That's how it should be.
So go do that.
Jason, what do you have forpeople?
Speaker 2 (56:18):
Please stay fucking paranoid.
And if you've been smellingsomething a little off the last
couple of weeks and it justkeeps growing and getting worse,
somebody may have laid out abunch of meat on a plate just to
see what happens in your yard.
So go check that out and ifthey do, do poke it at least
(56:38):
once, at least once, and thencall the police.
That's all.
You get some more what do yougot?
Speaker 3 (56:45):
spoke the police, spoke the police uh, if you have
disturbing fan fiction aboutsmirks.
No, uh, derogatory opinionsabout women and um musings about
racial subscribe that mayseriously offend people.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
I just upload this to the internet next to your
resume and maybe you'll get asweet job in the porn industry.
Speaker 1 (57:15):
This just goes to show.
Porn will hire anybody, theydon't care as long as you can
turn their website on and off ifyou have those things, your
options are either porn industryor newsmax united states
federal government or porn.
You either go into porn orpresidency, you really only got
two options here.
Um, choose wisely.
(57:36):
Yeah, yeah, go porn.
All right, everyone.
I love you, bye, bye.
Don't look under the internet damn, I did it.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Damn, that was pretty on sync bro.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Sync Sync.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
It's what's for dinner?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Okay, I don't know if my stomach has the capacity for
that.
It's what's for dinner.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
It's what's for dinner.
All right, now we're all good,we're here.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
We're good, we're without Doug, but that's okay,
hello.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Asshole, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Hello, hello.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
You guys suck at being an acapella group.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Okay, roll us back in , roll us back in, come on,
hello, hello.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Hello, fuck you.
Welcome to Don't Look.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Under the Internet.
You guys cut out like a medium,don't cut.
I don't know.
Here's for hoping for the bestcut out like a medium.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Here's for hoping for the best, I can never win.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Hello everyone, Welcome to.
Don't Look Out on the Internetthe show where you that's Matt.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I am just as confused as you are.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That's Jason I guess I'm Mike and again.
Once again, Doug is not herebecause his ass moved to Florida
, so he's gonna be away.
He might be back next week, Idon't really know he's in
Florida man training camp.
He's currently having sex withan alligator.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Well, I hang from a light pole.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
He's really like going full ass.
Florida man, his ass is full.
I did not at all get preparedfor housekeeping.
I'm going to do that real quickwhile you guys distract.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Keep the house.
We got a donation from somebodythat was just a YouTube link,
but I didn't go to the link, soI don't know why I'm not going
to either, because that soundsscary.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Oh yeah, I don't like donations that come with-.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
No internet connection.
My asshole man, this, myasshole man, this is just going
great.
Mine has 5g.
You know what's awesome what wegot?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
no new members, so we're good, who gave us a one
dollar donation?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
one dollar donation, though that's a fantastic
question.
I could tell you that muchright now.
Uh, it was balao, and it saysmilk pig guys, I really don't
want to click on that linkthough, MilkPigGuys.
Click it Balao.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Is that that?
I don't know how you actuallypronounce his name.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Bayou.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I think he Twitters us a lot.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Oh yes.
Yes they do.
I'm going to butcher your nameagain, balao.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Thank you for the $1 donation and the link I'm not
going to click on.
This is the guy on Twitter thatsends us videos of him watching
us.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Oh, Well then that explains a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well, now we need to start watching those videos.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Let's send him videos of us watching his videos, of
him watching our videos.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
See how many rabbit holes we can make in one go.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, exactly, it'll be pretty great.
And then what we have to do iswe have to have a monitor with
Matt behind it.
So it's Matt on a videowatching us on a video watching
his videos.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Within the video.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, of them watching our videos.
Just make a circle.
An Ouroboros of Doulouti.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
A Doulouti Ouroboros.
I guess that concludeshousekeeping.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I didn't even do a fucking thing.
You didn't do the clap aboveyour head.
Clap above your head.
Clap above your head.
Clap below your.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
What we have because Dunkle Door decided he didn't
want to be on this week butmaybe next week.
I decided I liked the weirdwebsite one that we did last
time.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Like three weeks ago.
And then last week we did itagain.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I didn last time yeah , like three weeks ago where,
and then last week we did it.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I didn't listen to that, but I'll take your word
for it that it was.
Coincidentally, we've done alot where it's just weird
websites that we've stumbledacross, and I think I enjoy
those kind of episodes the mostand they are becoming a favorite
was a sweet, sweet treat for me, because I gave the boys the
websites for them to look into.
We don't have to describe itlike that.
But and no, no porn.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Surprisingly, uh, at least I'm sure somebody
masturbates to some of thethings link there's links to
porn yes, but not being shown no, not being shown through this.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
You have to follow the links yes we'll provide
those, don't worry about it yeah, we're doing more weird ass
websites that we found hell yeahum do we do, we know or care
who, uh who, is divulging theiractually?
You are, you brought it up.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I was gonna say, since you have maybe some
tidbits, you can ease us in withone of your, your little little
morsels oh, I guess show us howit's true.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
So I have two that I want to talk about, mostly
because the one I originallywant to talk about went into no,
no area and I had to nope, thefuck out.
So I'm not going to talk aboutit.
Um, nope, don't ask, I'm noteven going to bring up the name
of it.
Instead, I have two um thingshere.
One that I want to talk aboutcalled, uh, hosanna1.com, now
(05:26):
sana hosanna.
Now, at first glance whathosanna1.com looks like, and
that's.
I'll spell it out for you soyou can find it yourselves.
Uh, h-o-s-a-n-a the letter oneor the number one only one n yes
okay hana1.com and when youoriginally click on this website
(05:48):
it looks like a site made inlike 2002.
It's got the fucking uhmicrosoft word like fucking
fonts galore.
Yeah, it's got um images of umafghan hounds all over the place
.
Are you having a problemfinding it?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
yeah, it's just not loading, you just won't do it
maybe it's with an a, maybe Ispelled it wrong either way,
continue my guy.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Try that anyway, or maybe it might be down.
I think it actually might bedown.
I don't think about it, but tryit anyway.
Um, because everything I waslooking up was kind of in the
wayback machine, but anyway, oh,that's that's probably why,
yeah, but so it was images oflike, uh, afghan hounds and
everything, and at first itseems like this person is a
breeder for afghan hounds.
Uh, specifically likeaward-winning afghan hounds.
(06:32):
Uh, it talks about the story of, like, the history of afghan
hounds, it talks about the breed.
Um, there's links to a youtubechannel that looks like it's ran
by this older lady and on itare just a bunch of like Afghan
hound theme, like videos, likehome videos where it's training
the hound.
There's, um, like you learn like, did you learn anything useful?
(06:54):
Not really, and I'll tell youwhy in a minute, um, but there's
like training them, there'slike competitions that are
recorded and put on there forthese Afghan hounds, them,
there's like competitions thatare recorded and put on there
for these afghan hounds.
It just seems like a someonewho's very passionate about
these type of dogs, okay, um, astime went on, there was a blog
that's on there and as time wenton, this blog became more, less
(07:16):
and less about the afghan houndand more and more about, um,
how this person is a prettygoddamn staunch republican oh,
no and uh okay so it went fromthis person talking about dogs
to being like um, twitter can gofuck itself.
If twitter's not good enough formy president, then it's not
(07:37):
good enough for me.
I'm gonna stay away fromtwitter.
I'm gonna stay away fromfacebook.
I'm gonna stay away from google.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I'm gonna use duck duck I want to know what this
guy's opinions are it.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
It's a lady.
It's an old lady, and theyprobably haven't changed what
this lady's opinions?
Are One of two things.
One haven't changed, two dead.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
It's the only thing, I can think of.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Okay, the website has not changed over time, but the
only thing that has changed isthe right wing rhetoric that
keeps going on there.
She'll mention things aboutimmigration on there now She'll
mention things about theDemocrats stealing the votes.
She talks about how theRepublican Party is the party of
the people Just all yourtypical fucking shenanigans that
(08:18):
you get from that party.
Not saying anything if you're aRepublican listening, but if
you are, you probably shouldchange that mindset, and I don't
know what to tell you man, Notoffering advice or tossing my
hat in the ring in any way,shape or form, Not even beating
around the bush.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Go fuck yourself, kind of.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Yeah, no no.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
If you vote big red, fuck you.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I don't know.
In real life, whatever I don'tknow, but in real life, whatever
I don't care.
But whatever your politicalaffiliation is, I don't give a
shit.
Um, because at the end of theday, I don't talk to you people,
I talk to my friends, of whichhe has none, of which I have
none.
But um was I.
Where is?
Where is that going?
you went on a republican rantyeah, I do that often, um, but
so there's like a contact pagewhere they don't really contact
you back but you email thisperson, but there is a blank
(09:12):
page that shows one little thingand it shows that they won the
greatest website award, and it'sjust a little sprite with an
Afghan hound on it, that justsays greatest website award.
I think they made it upthemselves because it doesn't
like click out.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
There's going to be a whole association involved with
this.
There's going to be a set ofbylaws.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
I need a review process.
Mike, you can just make thisyourself.
It's like going to the storeand just picking up.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh, so they're lying.
Well, that's.
That doesn't happen.
Why is it on the internet?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
you right, you're not supposed to lie on the internet
.
It's illegal Punishable by thelaw.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
If it's on the internet, it's true.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
But yeah, all in all it went from this cute thing,
this cute 2001 website aboutAfghan hounds, to just a deep
hole into the right-wingpolitical party.
A deep right hole, a deep righthole, and I'm going to end it
on that, and I'm going to end iton that.
That's where we end Rants andrants about Republican things,
that's all that really turnedinto.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
From dogs to Republicans.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yes, my next website that I kind of want to dabble on
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Did you want to do that now or bookend ours?
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I guess I'll bookend.
That makes sense, not to tellyou how to do your job.
No, no, you are, but that'sokay.
I am Just a suggestion.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I feel like as somebody who's brought all of
this into our lives, you shouldbe the one to take us out of it.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
You're right, go ahead.
Just saying I'll let you gonext.
You want me to?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
go next.
I enjoyed yours a lot.
Are we fucking ready for mine,are you sure?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah, Is yours good, Like, is it weird?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Oh it's fucking weird , and I will never forget this
site as long as I live.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Okay, then I should do mine.
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Not to dampen the mood, everybody but.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's not bad, but oh, mine does.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
That is what you said to me, so you can skip.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
everybody is listening to this and skip
forward about 15 minutes.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Um so mike sent me zogcom maybe you know it and z
type in Zogcom you are greetedwith another very late 90s,
early 2000s looking webpage andit just says welcome to planet
Zog.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
You get blue shapes and a planet shape.
There's a Matrix dude.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
And then there's a Matrix, dude for sure.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
There's a 3D model of Einstein, you don't have to
show me.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
What I think is like some cats or something at the
bottom.
I'm really not sure.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
If you click anywhere on this, it will take you to a
few different sections.
So there's a writing section,there is a gallery, like a
digital art gallery sectionthere is a personal section, and
then there's uh just photos,and so is this what?
(12:19):
Digital art used to be digitalstyle.
Yeah man, oh my god, thepictures are so fucking small
they're so itty-bitty like andit's also in like a flash media
gallery, but anyway, um, we'llgo through the fucking photo
gallery first.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So there are sorry, just so you can see that.
Yeah, that's what hosanna onelooked like.
It was two ends it is so.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
That's so, with two ends, the only thing I was going
to add h-o-s-a-n-n-a onecompretty sure that's like the
jewish word for god, or one ofthem, or referring to god but
yeah, that's kind of.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
It looked like this, but it was click here for
puppies yeah, it was wild shit.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Anyway continue um, so there's there's a digital art
gallery and there's a photogallery.
The photo gallery doesn't workanymore because it requires
flash player, so that's.
But if you go to, there'ssupposed to be pictures from
1995, all the way to 2005.
Um supposed to be, yeah but thedigital art gallery is really
(13:18):
where it's at.
There's and I'm not.
I'm not sure how any of thisshit was actually made, but
there's like CD covers.
In here.
There's a photo of-.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Holy shit.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
it breaks down how they made them, this guy's
friend.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Tracy, what are you doing here?
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Like it says how they were made, but it doesn't
really say like with.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Right, I did this with things in mind what?
Speaker 3 (13:50):
There are steps in here to how some of these are
made, but it's just like randomfucking digital art.
It's the most 1999 thing you'veever seen in your entire life.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
This is the loading screen for the AOL.
Like you get 100 free hours ofinternet.
Like that's what.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
This is what you saw, as that was telling you that
yeah, or like uh, the box artthat was on graphics cards oh,
yes, yes, oh my god, yes lookhow advanced we are right
Speaker 2 (14:20):
microsoft right a pixelation filter like.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Well, some of them had dope-ass, looking big titty
girls on them, and then you werelike, what is this game?
Speaker 2 (14:29):
I want to play this game.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
What's a Dragon Age?
And then nothing like thatexisted.
Like I mentioned, there's alsowriting, so there's some
nonfiction writing and the onlything in the non-fiction writing
section is a post from 1996called Postulated Mechanisms of
LSD.
What, yeah, what?
(14:53):
It's super fucking long, I'mnot going to go through it, but
this dives into modern physicsresearch on the actual
mechanisms of lsd, how it bindsto your neurons and shit.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
I don't understand it and I think they're on lsd when
they made all this imagery,imagery well, yeah, that's what
I imagine that's why non-fictionis first because that becomes
that comes before creativewriting, which is slightly
longer.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
we have have a few different writings in here.
The first one is Red Gauze, thesecond one is Smurfs and the
Quest for Racial Unity.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Apocalypse when?
And Green Jelly.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Did you look more into both Green Jelly and the
Smurfs one?
No, I didn't.
If I remember correctly,there's quite a bit in the
Smurfs one I might beremembering?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
No, I'm sure you're not.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I mean it's really only like two paragraphs long.
When you say looked into it, doyou mean read it?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I don't remember which one.
It was One of those stories, Ithink.
I think one of those pages havelike a decent amount of stuff
in them.
I don't remember which one,though it's been a minute.
It's been like two weeks sinceI looked into this website so I
don't recall fully.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
The last one is fairly long.
Maybe the green jelly one?
No, there's a section calledEnlightenment and there's a
chapter two.
Forget, I said anything that oneis Mike, but that one is
labeled Work in Progress.
I'm going to read Smurfs in thequest for Rachel Union.
It's quite a good read.
Yeah, cranberry orange stainscover her nipples, making them
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stand out like the bleeding eyesof Christ on those crucifixes
that taxi cab drivers keephanging on their rearview
mirrors.
The posed figure balancesprecariously on one foot, with
the other arched gracefully intothe air.
Behind her, with the gestureworthy of the ballerina's grace,
a bead of sweat rolls down hernavel, the ground beneath her
sinks, and she is carried awayrather rapidly into a nightmare
(16:56):
not of anyone's creation.
Lost school children ran aroundin a panic looking for their bus
drivers.
The lions and lambs slepttogether.
We were what we ate, and aSmurf is two to three apples
high, according to the TV show.
You know it would really suckto be stepped on by someone 50
feet tall.
I mean think how helpless hewould feel running through trees
(17:17):
which to him must seem likeBrussels sprouts.
Like you could outrun him,squash man.
That's how you would be Squash.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
That's how you would be Squash Squash that's a way to
write that.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
S-Q-U-A-S-H-E-D.
Like I need to spell it out Now.
That isn't cool.
I don't see the humor in thatand that is a show for kids.
Little kids, watch that show.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Now what the fuck is up with our country when we have
our kids watching what this wasabout Smurfs.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Like we need that filth on TV.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
They're all probably fucking a word I'm not going to
say too.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Only one woman to the whole bunch.
Sure, she's a looker.
Sure I had a few erotic dreamsabout smurf when I was a child
we all we all, but that onebroad can't possibly service the
needs of 99 other able-bodiedmen.
I don't like the word servicethe needs yeah, well, it gets
worse oh, it gets way worseafter those yeah, yeah, I'm
(18:23):
going to skip this entiresentence here.
Yeah, 99 dicks, even if theyare a little blue and should be
enough.
No, I bet those Smurfs playAnal Ranger in between episodes.
Looney Tunes Now there'squality programming.
I like those ones with theIndian that they always made fun
of.
And then I'm not going to readthe last sentence either.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
What in the fuck, why is?
Speaker 1 (18:47):
everything like smurfs in the quest for secretly
nazi why is this all secretlynazis or secretly racist?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
I guess, it's yours well, well, you would think.
You would think, jason, that ifyou were to write such things
and put them on the internet,you wouldn't want that right
next to personally identifyinginformation.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I would not want that .
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Well, that's exactly what this man did, because if
you go, back to the front pageand click on the face, you get
personal.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yep About me.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
The second link there is about me, and the third link
is this man's resume.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
Who am I?
I am Spitting Kitty, what yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
He's Spitting Kitty.
So apparently this website is apersonal website from someone
named Ian Dark D-A-R-K-E,formerly Ian Light Clever.
It says well, I don't know ifit's, maybe it is pronounced
Light.
I guess that would make senseLight.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I mean it would because that's his surname.
Maybe it is Light.
It says Dark and Light.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
When I'm married, I'm just going to say wife's name.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
You know, I didn't put that together until just
right now.
The dark and light thing.
Yeah, because that wasn't how Iwas pronouncing that in my head
, but now it makes sense, see,that's why we're here together
today.
That is why we're gathered heretoday.
But anyway, the About Me pagestarts off in an even more
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deranged manner.
There's a photo of this guy.
It says I am spitting kitty, Iam angry bear.
Grr.
I am large watermelon seedsstuck in your nose.
Zerm, I am small, biting spiderin your underwear.
Yub yub yub, I am shamelessplagiarizer, chuckling you with
others words.
What am I?
A 30 something year oldcyberpunk geek who has read too
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much tom robbins for his owngood.
It goes on to explain moreabout him.
What he's into?
He's into fucking around withhis xbox.
He plays with window, with, uh,computers.
He's obsessed with computers.
Um, his resume if you look backthrough this I, he's got a very
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impressive resume, which iskind of surprising.
But he has an engineeringdegree from Harvey Mudd College
in Claremont, california.
Well see, I assume so, becausewhen you actually go to Zogcom
it redirects to cshmcedu, whichis the Harvey Mudd College
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domain.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah, it's a real thing.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
So this is hosted on a Harvey Mudd.
College server somewhere.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
And it's still active .
Speaker 3 (21:38):
That's what I don't understand.
I'll get more into that later,but anyway, this guy's resume is
he's got a master's inbioengineering.
I mean, he's a smart dude.
He's got a very long history ofbeing a web developer working
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in IT, and the last time thatthis was updated was in 2006,
and he was working as thedirector of information
technology and it just saysentertainment industry.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Los.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Angeles, California, which makes me kind of wonder if
he's not the informationtechnology, the director of
information technology of like aporn studio or something.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
That's how I would advertise that.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah, I'm thinking that might be what's going on
here.
That checks out.
Because if you go to hisfavorite link section there's
art, there's music, there's sandiego stuff because he used to
live in san diego there's useful.
But if you go down to the miscsection, the first one is uh
goth babe of the week.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Oh yeah, now he's speaking my language, right?
Speaker 3 (22:48):
There is a nude video teleconferencing on your PC
link what the fuck?
And a hypertext list of thingspeople have put in their butts.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
How big is the link?
You know, see, that's useful.
How big is the list For?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
reference yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Christina Ricci.
It also says somewhere on here.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
It also says somewhere on here.
It also says somewhere on hereand I don't know what page it's
on that if you want to learnmore about what he's into, you
can go to his altsex.
You can find him on altsex,which is a Usenet I guess an old
Usenet group that was forfetish content.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Yeah, I don't want to click on any of these links.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
No, you should yeah A lot some thing, takes you to
gothicnet or something I had noidea it was still up, we're all
learning today.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
The last one is peaking my interest because it
says enter at your own risk, butit's called the www black hole.
You know what?
This is on its way out, right?
Yeah, click it.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
It's nothing cool.
This is fucking stupid, or theyright?
Yeah, click it, see whathappens, okie doke.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Oh, it's nothing cool , yeah a lot of these are broken
.
This is fucking stupid.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Or they don't go where they used to.
I clicked on a few of them anddecided it wasn't worth it
anymore.
Anyway, oh yeah, I don't wantto deal with this.
I looked more into who this guyis, so it does say on his About
Me page that he used to be IanLight, I guess, and he got
married and they changed theirname to Dark.
So edgy.
(24:19):
And I figured out that he stillgoes by Ian Dark.
I was able to find him onFacebook.
I doxed him a little bit, but Ifeel like if you put this
degree of information aboutyourself on the internet, you're
asking for it a little bit.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Maybe don't put your resume on the same website as
this weird Smurf unirace thingRacist, smurf rant.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, he seems to still be doing well.
He has a kid now.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Oh, that's good, he's in his 50s.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
now he seems like he's fine.
I did figure out that hiswebsite was created in 1997.
I don't know why, um, I don'tknow why it's still hosted I
don't know how they had a harveymud college servers.
Well, I, I mean, it's auniversity.
They probably wouldn't give ashit anyway, but I don't know
(25:10):
why they're so bothering to hostit.
That's, that's the.
The background I want to knowhere is why is that website
still up?
Does he?
I assume he still knows thatit's up because the website is
still, the domain name is stillregistered through 2028 and it
was renewed in like 22.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Oh, Maybe he just likes the idea of like being a
part of the internet.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, I guess he just likes being this internet
cryptid yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
That's a really good term for these fucking strange
once in a.
You see this one time everymillion, so this dude just wants
to hold on to.
No, I'm on the internet, barelymy guy.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
And.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
I'll stay here.
But through everything that Iwas able to find, it seems like
this guy is just he's just anormal dude who might work in
the porn industry allegedly,allegedly I have absolutely no
basis for that, other than Iwasn't able to find his current
employer and it's listed on hisresume from 2006 as
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entertainment yeah, that'll doit.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
He's definitely in porn.
I mean, good for you, man, ifporn's paying your bills and you
have a kid through you have awebsite.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
Well, I don't think he's doing porn.
I think he's working it in porngod, it's paying for a website
I don't know what do you?
Speaker 1 (26:23):
what is it for porn?
What even like?
What do you think he does?
Speaker 2 (26:26):
like the camera doesn't sync up correctly, he's
got to go in there and likefigure out why the connection
doesn't work.
Oh, here's.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Here's your problem.
There's cum on the lens.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
There's studios that edit that stuff.
They gotta render stuff.
They gotta store stuff.
Porn needs IT.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Porn probably needs IT.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
They need IT just as much as any movie.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Honestly probably more.
That's very fair If there's onething Silicon Valley the show
has taught me anything.
There's a fuckload of porn outthere.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
And it all needs to be saved somewhere.
Yeah, I mean.
Yeah, I mean, if your primarydistribution, if you're a large
studio and your primary moneymaking mechanism and
distribution method is theinternet, you probably need, can
you?
Speaker 1 (27:05):
imagine, like, um, like you work it, like you work
on the like you, you work on theengineering team for like
pornhub or something.
And you get a the engineeringteam for like pornhub or
something and you get a callfrom like someone at pornhub
like hey man, uh, something'sgoing on with our website.
Oh okay, let me go on realquick.
Pornhubcom cool okay.
So what seems to be going on?
Yeah, if you click on, uh, uh,big titty, uh white women, uh
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blonde, uh fucked by large cock,uh, the, the search results
don't come up like they'resupposed to.
Oh, oh, okay, yeah, let me findthat.
Like that's your life, yourlife is.
Hey, the search results onPornhubcom didn't show up.
Can you make sure the videospopulate?
Yeah, yeah sure.
What are the filters?
You're using the filters.
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On the back end I see fat cock.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
I see cum guzzle.
I see fat cock.
I see cum guzzle.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
I see like those conversations that's not
supposed to be in the oh, getrid of that one.
Yeah, that's not.
You're looking at the wrong map.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
There's barely any cum guzzle here.
You're mapping it wrong, that'snot in the right field.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
You need to look towards this.
Oh okay, sorry, I need to looktowards fucking big cock, not
fat cock.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah fat and cock are supposed to be separate filters
.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
You're combining them .
Oh, I see what happened.
It was fat comma space cock.
It should be fat comma cock.
My mistake, right.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Yeah, I want fat guys with cocks, not guys with fat
cocks.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
You got to differentiate those.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah, yeah, you don't do space in the back end.
You don't do that.
It fucks with everything.
Well speaking of cocks.
That doesn't fit here.
Do we want to talk about a?
Speaker 2 (28:36):
page.
That's all about meat.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
You want to talk about some other meat.
You want to talk?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
about some other meat , Because I have a whole website
full of other meat.
Real quick, before we do that.
Oh yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
How would?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
you rate your website Zero out of.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
It is just a personal website from the 90s, but as
far as personal websites fromthe 90s go, I would say that
this is a fairly solid one.
I'd give it like a 7, probablya 7.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Wow, 7.5 out of 10, not bad, Even with all the
racist stuff.
Wow, very cool of you.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Well, that I mean Very cool of Matt you heard it
here first everybody.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Honestly, it wasn't even like.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
I mean that adds to it.
It's the fact that that isposted next to this man's resume
.
That really brings up the ohyeah.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I agree it brings it all together.
It really shows that people Ifeel didn't really understand
the internet too much back inthe 90s and they were just like.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
I don't think it was appreciated like, well, I don't
think it was appreciated.
Yeah, I don't think it wasappreciated that there was gonna
come a time when everybody wasgonna be googling people.
Yeah, I don't think this guyfact-checked everything.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
I don't think this guy thought this website would
ever be found.
And here we are fucking like 25years or at least not by
somebody whose opinion mattered.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
I guess, I do kind of wonder how it's been going for
this guy that he's lived most ofhis adult life.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I wonder if his friends know about this.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
With his face on a website out there next to his
alt.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Do you think he wakes up in a cold sweat every
morning, like this is the one.
This is where I get caught.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Do you think he?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
enjoys that.
Like he loves the fucking.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
The thrill.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
The thrill of maybe getting caught one day.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Being a secret racist , secret smurf racist.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I have to imagine, I have to imagine that anybody who
knows this man very well isaware of this website.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
He's probably shown it to some people.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Or they found it on their own.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
If you Google, ian Dark probably shown it to some
people or they found it on theirown if you, if you google ian
dark, you get an english, anenglish football and boxing
commentator, but I think oh,look porn yeah maybe not.
Maybe this isn't as far up intothe.
Uh.
No, it's all, it's still on thefirst page.
If you put his name in losangeles, and it's like it's
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still on the first page.
If you put his name in losangeles and it's, it's still on
this site oh, gotcha, we got him, boys, we got him well, and his
and and the link takes you tohis about me, which has his
picture, a picture of his faceon it, about in the center or so
he's.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yeah, so whatever.
Thank you for this, ian.
I hope we didn't ruin your lifeum all right.
Yeah you, you said you havesome other type of meat you want
to talk about.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I do okay, it's a.
It's a pungent type of meat,it's.
Uh, I I thought I knew what Iwas about to embark on never do
(31:42):
what it's me I I'm learning thatvery clearly.
Um, so you go to the site andyou see that this is the stinky
meat project home page, with apicture of a man with his head
on a plate that says yes, it isI, Malin, and I'm not going to
say the last name, even thoughit's there Scientist.
(32:02):
Now you get a couple ofdifferent links and one of them
says Stinky Meat Project 1,Stinky Meat Project 2, and what
is Stinky Meat?
What is Stinky Meat?
It's probably a safe place tostart right yeah, stinky meat.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
I think what is stinky meat's probably a safe
place to start.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Right, yeah, I would say so it gives you a little
overview of what's going on here.
So this, I mean it catches youup to speed into, uh, about what
you're about to look at, um,the story you're about to hear,
I guess, if you want to treat itthat way, uh, so the stinky
meat project.
This is what happened in thesummer of 2000 when I took three
kinds of meat, 19 days and 1million maggots and stuck them
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in the yard of my unwittingneighbor.
Of course, the neighboreventually found the meat in his
yard.
Fortunately I wasn't arrestedso I was free to do it all over
again the following summer.
That, yeah Like.
The site answers burningscientific questions such as
where do maggots come from?
What's that smell?
How long can a plate of rottingmeat sit in a neighbor's yard
(33:01):
without him noticing and callingthe police?
I know I have too much time onmy hands.
I always complain about nothaving enough time.
Can I continue to do this dumbcrap like this?
Go figure.
And then it gives a bunch ofstuff.
There's some poetry you canread that has nothing to do with
any of this.
You can send this person mail.
Beautiful poetry, it isbeautiful.
You can send this person maildirectly.
You can hear what people haveto say about this project
(33:24):
through the testimonials, andthen there's a link that says
cover yourself in meat and it'sfor the stinky meat shirt.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
I'm kind of already covered in meat Same, aren't we
all?
Speaker 2 (33:34):
just you want to be covered in more Just a meat
puppet.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
It really depends on how you define me.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Am I the body?
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Is my brain stem and nervous system attached to a
meat mech.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
I am a meat Gundam for my meat pilot.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
A meat.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Gundam For my meat brain pilot.
Meat suit gundam.
Meat suit gundam.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Blood orphan.
I don't know what that is.
So okay, let's go over thefirst project, shall we Kind of
get an insight into what it is?
And so this is a.
When you click on the firstproject, you get a collection of
days and it goes through day byday, every single day of this
project, and he's not wrong,it's 19 days, which means 19
pages of details about thiswhole mission of leaving random
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meat on a plate in hisneighbor's yard to see how
rancid he could possibly make it.
So the first one is obviouslyhis venture to the store to buy
different types of meats, and hehas a total cost analysis with
the whole thing.
So he gets three differenttypes.
He gets some ground beef that'sapparently expected to
disintegrate within three tofour days, spent $2.57 on it.
(34:46):
He bought some hot dogs for$0.99, making it $3.56.
And eventually he says you knowwhat?
I want a middle ground as well,so I'm gonna get a nice steak,
and so far he's spent $7.31.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Now I want to know you can tell this was before the
before times, because that'd belike $25 worth of meat.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I was gonna say $3.75 for a fucking steak.
Are you shitting me right now?
Either way, $7.31 is the totalsunk cost into this project.
Tomorrow I go next door andplant it all in my neighbor's
lawn and he's not lying.
You get a high-res picture forwhatever time this was I think
2000.
He said, um, you see the meat,it's a little frozen.
(35:29):
And he says like, yeah, someguy saw me do it.
He gave me a weird look, but weput the meat there.
We go through day two, daythree.
It's just more updates.
I mean, it's exactly what youmight think, and you get a
picture every day.
You can see the decompositionof meat.
Now, a lot of you are probablylosing me at this, or I'm
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probably losing a lot of you atthis point.
Okay, I don't understand whythis person is doing this, but
these first four days are theleast detailed about anything
that he talks about.
He ends up making friends withmaggots that grow in some of the
ground beef.
He catches a paranormalencounter in the meat,
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apparently.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Does the decomposition release some sort
of toxin?
He's got Daisy Rots his brain.
Does the decomposition likerelease?
Speaker 1 (36:18):
some sort of toxin.
He's going.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
This is daisy that rots his brain that it can't be
helping, that's for sure.
I don't like that.
The meat looks like it's cookedtoo, so that's.
He comments on that after daythree.
Uh, the meat starts to looklike it's cooked.
Um, he gives updates.
It is titled hot, hot meat.
Um, comments on the hot dog,saying, like you know the answer
(36:40):
they're there, they're doingsome work on it.
They're not really doing much.
Um, you keep going day by dayand eventually you get to a
point where he, like he says thehot dogs look really appetizing
.
But he also then goes on todescribe like the soup that has
become of the rest of the meat.
He logs the difference, likewhen the stench hits and when he
(37:03):
can smell it from across theroad.
While he's approaching, he getsa lot of information from
people saying like, by the way,those aren't maggots, those are
the in-between pupa stagesbetween a maggot and a fly.
I learned a lot aboutdecomposition through this whole
journey.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
I enjoy his quote there.
The ants couldn't penetrate thehot dog defenses.
Yesterday.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah, he's really, really, really into this Meeting
.
Crickets come into play at somepoint.
I didn't know that existed,yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Do crickets eat meat?
No, they don't know.
Just introduce a species.
I think he just made a newspecies, like has to be um.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
So he keeps going through and, like the, the
pictures just get horrendouslyworse.
So I'm currently I'm at day 11and it's titled Liquidized Finds
more maggots.
Apparently, the steak hasturned into jerky and, like he
pops the ground beef, which is athing that I never thought I'd
never wait.
I know I never want to describemeat like that.
(38:11):
A bunch of people like givethem, they tell me money if you
eat some of the meat.
And this goes on for fucking 19days.
19 days of this shit maggot zoohe calls it.
Yes, this neighbor didn'trealize this was sitting outside
their house for 19 days.
Speaker 3 (38:32):
I really hate the way the hot dogs look on day they
look cooked they've got likethese white spots on them.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Well, eventually something takes all the hot dogs
away like and just it's themeat eating crickets, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
But yeah, keep going, keep going.
Matt is not having a fun timewith this?
Speaker 3 (38:50):
I didn't have a fun time with this.
I really hate this sort ofstuff.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
I'm not a fan of it too, but I found it and I'm like
I want Jason to cover, to coverstinky meat.
To cover stinky meat.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
This makes me want to try being a vegetarian.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, my stomach is hurtling.
You did it before.
I've tried before.
I didn't last very long.
I will like the input that he'sgetting from his.
I will say fans.
I guess there are peopleclearly following the story and
writing to him, but carl writeswhere to go from here.
The ground meat has doubled insize.
Is this a new breakthrough wallfillings warfare like how can
(39:25):
we use this, how can we use this?
It's and eventually, like theywander, they find the meat plate
is gone.
It's turned into some whitepuffy substance that does called
mold and a lot of mold, a lotof well actually.
No, I've learned that that rightthere, what you're looking at,
the whiteness on there, isactually maggot excrement, and
(39:48):
that's what most of this isturned into is just a pot.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
That's really isn't it great.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
It's just fucking fantastic.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
I'm so so happy it's the same meat.
It's just gone through.
Yeah, exactly, it's beenprocessed.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah, Um, yeah.
This is day 17 is where helearns it.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
There are people leaving the discipline.
I'm sure I'm sure they're likeI can't fucking do this anymore.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
At one point, he starts stirring the meat, which
is something I didn't want toever have to try and realize.
Um, which is something I didn'twant to ever have to try and
realize, but again day 19.
Oh, through this whole thing,he's got this person Brandon, I
think, who he's referring to asthe stinky mate.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
And he's like helping him yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
He does a bunch of scientific tests on it, which is
just poking it vigorously withsticks.
But yeah, after the 19, themeat goes bye bye, there's no
trace of it anymore.
So obviously he's pissed thathis fucking almost month-long
(40:49):
experiment at this point hasjust disappeared.
So he repeats it, once in ashopping mall and once in a
playground with a chicken.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
He does it three times he does it three separate
times.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
He gets caught in the shopping mall.
He gets a talking to um.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
You can't put a way, he leaves it in a like, in a
weird place in the shopping malland the security guard yeah, I
see it's like under yeah, thesecurity guard catches him how
long did he think that was gonnalast before somebody it didn't
last long, because the securityguard caught him taking a
picture of it and apparently itwas just gone the next day.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
So instead he threw a whole chicken in like a park
and like was trying to cover itwith other meats, but the other
meats kept getting stolen, so hejust focused on the chicken,
put a cage over it and then justwe watch its degradation into
hell.
And for whatever reason thisperson has taken up to placing
perfectly good meat Like there'sthis whole story about.
(41:39):
He goes into a deli and heorders a bunch of salmon and
he's like oh, it's real.
The guy's like you want this, Ican cut it this way, it's
better for eating.
You want to de-skin it.
And they literally go no, thankyou, this salmon is not for
eating.
And the guy just stared at themfor a couple of seconds.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
He's like here you go .
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Okay, and then gave them the meat, which apparently
was just to throw on top of thechicken.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
No, no, this salmon is not for eating.
No one's eating this.
This is my sex salmon.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
This is my sex salmon and this is just three separate
experiments.
I don't know if I can saythey've gone right.
I can't say they've gone wrong.
They smell experiments.
I don't know if I can saythey've gone right.
I can't say if they've gonewrong.
I they smell wrong, I'm sure,but it's oh my god.
At one point he goes to like hefelt so bad about the neighbor
(42:28):
having to clean up the firstplate of meat that for the
chicken.
He's like you know what?
I have to do this, so I'm gonnatake the care of this now.
And he gets, uh, um, he getsgloves, he gets a heavy-duty air
filter for his face.
He goes to pick it up and he'slike okay, this is fine, this is
fine, until what he describesas the warm chicken air
(42:48):
permeates the mask and now it'sall I can smell.
So he goes.
You know what?
I need oxygen, so I'm going tohave to breathe.
He goes, apparently, he, he goes.
You know what?
Breathing was not actuallyworth it and I should just start
putting the chicken in the bag.
While he's doing so, he getscovered in chicken slime, which
is a bunch of words I didn'twant to say out loud, but here
(43:10):
we are um, there's a lot more tothe story, but I don't really
feel like going over it, becauseyou kind of get the gist.
This is a man who is puttingmeat in inconvenient locations
and documenting it.
Now, I did say that he broke.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
He admitted to a felony.
The last entry says I alsowonder what the garbage man will
think when he sees a biohazardbag in a playground.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Right, yes, that's right.
The park it was a playground,like there were kids that would
come and frequent this area.
At one point he does stick abunch of meat in somebody's
mailbox to like ferment andfester in there and admits to
the whole thing and I don't know.
It's probably not a good ideato admit to federal felony on
(43:54):
the internet.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
I also feel like that wouldn't.
That's not an experiment,because people check their mail
daily.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Well, this is an experiment to see if they check
their mail daily.
I guess.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Yeah, he's not picking, he's not being very
wise about this?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
No, he's not.
I mean, he is learning as hegoes on, but but yeah, I don't
really know what else to sayabout stinkymeatnet.
You can buy a shirt if you want.
You can really know what elseto say about stinky meatnet you
can buy a shirt if you want.
Um, you can email him directly,can you still no?
The?
Uh, the.
The printer that they used isno longer full of meat.
They filled it with meat allthey've said is like if you
(44:27):
bought a shirt, congratulations,it's collector's item oh boy, I
bet that's right I wonder ifanybody makes replicas.
But yeah, it took me a solid,I'd say, hour to go through
(44:48):
everything on this site and kindof understand it.
I will never get that hour backand I don't know who to talk to
about that.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
You're welcome, Jason .
There's a testimonial.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
There is.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
There's testimonials.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
hype up stinky, the stinky meat project stinky meat
man, yeah, so jason what wouldyou rate this bad boy, uh, one
out of ten, like out ofinteresting.
Zero out of ten.
How interesting was this andhow would you recommend people
go look at stinky meat on it?
Speaker 2 (45:15):
interesting.
Weirdly like a 6 to 7 out of 10for me.
Do I feel fulfilled afterwards?
No, not even a little bit.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
You know, I can't say that this testimonial says that
suppression of gag reflex thingcan make you some big dollars
in certain communities.
We should connect this guy withthe last guy.
What?
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Wait, last guy.
Okay, I thought you were sayingthat was in the comment.
Speaker 1 (45:45):
Maybe they're the same person.
Speaker 3 (45:48):
The last guy, the last guy who tried the stinky
meat challenge.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I was like hold on.
There's a whole other storyhere, we all know how it ended
for him.
But yeah, that's all I got instinky meat.
That's all I can really stomachto talk about.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
That was really good, jason, thank you for talking
about stinky meatnet for me noone is thankful I'm gonna end
this, I'm gonna wrap this up ona pleasant note for you all.
Um.
So I stumbled across the afghanone, which I did put in the uh,
the discord, if any of you wantto look at the afghan one I'm
still reading the testimonials.
I wish they had scratch andsniff I have another one that's
(46:29):
a little bit more wholesome ummine.
I'll put it in the discord.
Badabouski iswatchinggrassgrowcom, so this is
another one where it's prettyold.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
There's 16 people watching right now.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah, 16 people currently watching
thegrassgrowcom.
There have been over 32,000comments made on the grass blog,
which you can go on the grassblog.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Oh look, your cursor is a little longer.
Yeah, it's a little longer.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
This picture updates once an hour.
It gives you the weather that'sgoing on outside um.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
You can add comments are you saying it's going to
update in two minutes?
Yeah yeah, I guess.
So well, we gotta stay for that.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, um, oh, sorry, it updates every second, my bad,
not every hour, yeah, everysecond.
Um, but it has music on here aswell which I'm not going to
play because it is copyrightedmusic.
Click here for supersize.
No, it's this big picture.
Look, a cop just came by.
Oh, it's not a cop, it's a car.
But he, it's been going since2006.
(47:26):
And it's just a webcam of hislawn.
It's a webcam of his lawn, haveit grown.
He'll even upload and you cango to his YouTube channel if you
want to his YouTube channel.
If you want to, he'll uploadvideos of him mowing the lawn.
Yeah, and he'll wave to thecamera.
He makes a big thing of it.
There's a video of him and hiskids.
There's a whole thing.
It's just a dude, he's justhaving a good time.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
Twelve years of watching grass grow in two and a
half months there have beenmillions of watchers.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
The music is so loud.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
There have been millions of watchers on this
fucking site, uh, and this willshow you how there's a slow-mo
version.
This will show you how datedthe site is.
A little bit too.
Um more about uh, you know,watching grass grow an
eco-friendly green html code toadd to your website.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
Remember when eco-friendly I remember when
people.
Speaker 1 (48:13):
I remember people go to blackwellcom because it's
saved on the fucking electricitybill yeah, yeah, the the
blockchain bros really fuckedthat up just a bit um, but yeah,
they call this, so this is alive feed.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
Where the fuck does this guy live?
Speaker 2 (48:28):
there's uh, I don't know um, oh, we could play a
geoguessr yeah right, oh my god,let's do this that guy on
tiktok yeah, but is this awholesome ass dude?
Speaker 1 (48:39):
yeah, he's mr grass on on twitter, uh, and on
youtube he oh my god, it's.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
You can tell it's updated because it says x slash
twitter.
Yeah, he updates, he updates ityeah, this is this.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Is he updates this like because he updates his
videos and everything it's evento the point, this guy's
relatively smart when it comesto stuff too, because he even
puts on here he says uh.
Since 2005, millions of websurfers have watched the grass
grow, plus an occasional uh cardrive by and other exciting
things on this live webcam.
For the techies out there, thevideo feed is rebroadcast via
(49:10):
gigabit web server rather thanthe direct connection to my
house, so it can support lots ofviewers.
And, yes, the html and css onthis retro web page actually
does validate, so he even kindof knows what he's talking about
a little bit in the uh, thewebsite field.
Um, I just love that.
It's this slice of old internetthat's like the g song guy yeah
(49:30):
, it's still active.
Speaker 2 (49:31):
I love the lawnmower cursor yeah, I can't stop
watching that this just the lawn.
I keep running the lawnmowercursor I know it's fucking
cathartic, it's just verywholesome.
Speaker 1 (49:44):
It's just a guy that's like I'm just gonna film
my lawn and obviously, like he's, his kids are in on it too.
A little bit.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
He just seems like an all-around just he's this is so
wholesome just a wholesomecompared to the last couple that
we just talked about this islike a, this is like eye bleach
for all of that.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Oh, he's in colorado, by the way.
Oh, okay, that explains thesnow.
Here's a little bit of the thehistory.
Watching grass grow reallystarted in the summer 2002, when
colorado had a fairly seriousdrought, uh, which led to water
rationing.
This, of course, had ratherdire consequences for us, those
of you who live, those of us wholive in suburbia, as, instead
of being able to watch our grassgrow, our normal green lush
(50:20):
lawns turn brown and there areeven a lot of bare spots.
Fortunately, 2003 was a bitwetter.
If you add enough water tograss, it'll grow back, as can
be seen in these pictures frommy front lawn.
And yeah, you see 2003,.
You see it just getting betterand better as time goes on.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
What have we become I ?
Speaker 1 (50:38):
don't know, and it's just, I just love it.
Speaker 2 (50:41):
What are we doing there's?
Speaker 1 (50:42):
just images of like his car and like he's got
something called the hulk mobileand I just it's just such a
nice wholesome like thing.
He really loves the incrediblehulk.
He really yeah, um, he like hedoes like, really like halloween
, yeah shit and like christmasstuff on the lawn and it's just
a all-around just fun time.
(51:04):
Like I genuinely believe thisman is living his best life and
he's just just recording hislawn and he's got all these
images up until like now yeah, bb just found a section on the
website.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
I assume that says what if?
What if, instead of watchinggrass grow, it was called
watching grass freak, andinstead of watching grass grow,
we watched the grass beef Valid.
These are very good questions.
Oh, it is at the top.
Wow, yep, what the fuck.
Like the first fucking thing.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
I just love this man so much, like like life is just
so this is this.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
Is you starting tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (51:43):
god, I wish, dude, I fucking wish.
And right here I like how itsays the most boring website in
the world, but then it changesto the most exciting website, oh
, oh, and there it is html codeholy crap, copy paste this onto
your website to watch the grassgrow.
You can just add this so toyour site.
So we can add that I'm going toadd this to every car
dealership website at worktomorrow.
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Please do, please do, oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
I have the power.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
Watch you like accidentally DDoS this guy's leg
.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
I fucking hate you, Mike.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
I'm going to give this guy a 10 out of 10, because
it's just a dude that is lovinghis lawn.
He's doing the internetcorrectly.
He's doing the internetcorrectly, just having a
good-ass time with it.
So I'm going to give him a 10out of 10.
This is the best website I'vebeen on in a long long time.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
And it's wholesome.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
There's no weird shit like that Afghan hound one
where it turns out it's not aswholesome as it once was, not
wholesome at all.
So I, I'm here for this fuckingguy, I'm here for him all day,
every day.
Um, wow, what a journey we wenton, boys, from weird right wing
afghan hound website to, uh, aguy's personal blog and to this
one kind of reminds me of fishdoorbell, which is something
(52:58):
that Amanda showed me.
Fish Doorbell.
I've never heard of that.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
Yeah, the actual website is Visterbell, but it's
Dutch for Fish Doorbell.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
Oh, no, I have heard of it, I think yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
It's a website where you can watch a live camera of a
dam where they put a door inthe dam to let fish through, but
they were having issues with, Iguess, predators eating the
fish, and so now you can gothere and, just like, press the
doorbell if there's a fish onthe camera and it'll let yeah,
there was also, I think, I thinkanother issue was um I think
(53:32):
another big issue was they hadto put the door there, I think,
because in the dam was like apropeller system that was
chopping up the fish.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
So they put the door there.
Whenever you hit the button,the propeller stops and lets the
fish through, or something likethat too.
I have heard of that site.
I love it.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
I still miss the fish cannon videos.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Oh yeah, just put it through the tube.
Speaker 2 (53:54):
Yeah, like the salmon migration tube.
They made.
Which launches.
Speaker 3 (54:04):
Yeah, you just like the, the salmon, like migration
tube, yeah, they've made whichlaunches them.
All in all, it's kind of whatit's like those uh, grass
bridges, yeah, yeah, overhighways too, to let wildlife
walk over the highway, sothey're not just like wandering.
Speaker 1 (54:09):
All in all, I think we found some wonderful websites
and I'm happy that I made youpeople watch and listen Earlier
today.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
like I started looking through this last night
and I clicked on it and it waslike 11 pm or some shit and I
click it and I look at the guylaying on the plate and I'm like
I don't know, this can only gogood.
I don't know if I have time forthis.
That just looks like an older,fatter version of me.
This is you in 12, 12 years.
(54:39):
This is not good for my mentalhealth right now well, here you
are.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
This is gonna be you, laying out plates of meat and
fucking at your new house hellyeah I got a meat market there,
you go.
Um, that's all I got.
Uh, I guess I will end cap thisbook.
End it by saying go to ourwebsite, please, deludycom.
Uh, look, check out ourlinktreecom slash deludy pod.
Just check out our links.
We're everywhere.
Just google us.
(55:04):
Just any social media platformor anything that you're on.
Just look up.
Either don't look on theinternet or deludy, and you'll
find us on those set of things.
Um, if you go to our website,deludycom, you become a member
and you get bonus things.
You can also get bonus things.
If you go to our website,dilitycom, you can become a
member and you get bonus things.
You can also get bonus thingsif you go to Patreoncom slash
DilityPod.
We haven't had new members in awhile.
So get your asses over there,or else Papa gonna be upset and
(55:30):
I'm going to leave it on thisnote.
I'm going to say you know, ifyou find some stinky meat, maybe
avoid it and instead go look ata man growing his lawn, because
that'll make you feel muchbetter.
I'm not lying.
Speaker 2 (55:40):
Going on that website genuinely like oh he looked at
peace while looking at thewebsite.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
He's not lying relaxed it takes you back.
It really does like it reallyrelaxed me, like with everything
going on in the world, all thethe shitty shit that's going on
currently.
Just looking atwatchgrassgrowcom you just gotta
do like republicans it's justnice to to take a take a seat
(56:06):
and just rest and just watchwhat life used to be back in the
year oh yeah, thousand, and itdoesn't matter exactly.
That's how it should be.
So go do that.
Jason, what do you have forpeople?
Speaker 2 (56:18):
Please stay fucking paranoid.
And if you've been smellingsomething a little off the last
couple of weeks and it justkeeps growing and getting worse,
somebody may have laid out abunch of meat on a plate just to
see what happens in your yard.
So go check that out and ifthey do, do poke it at least
(56:38):
once, at least once, and thencall the police.
That's all.
You get some more what do yougot?
Speaker 3 (56:45):
spoke the police, spoke the police uh, if you have
disturbing fan fiction aboutsmirks.
No, uh, derogatory opinionsabout women and um musings about
racial subscribe that mayseriously offend people.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
I just upload this to the internet next to your
resume and maybe you'll get asweet job in the porn industry.
Speaker 1 (57:15):
This just goes to show.
Porn will hire anybody, theydon't care as long as you can
turn their website on and off ifyou have those things, your
options are either porn industryor newsmax united states
federal government or porn.
You either go into porn orpresidency, you really only got
two options here.
Um, choose wisely.
(57:36):
Yeah, yeah, go porn.
All right, everyone.
I love you, bye, bye.
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