December 9, 2024 • 68 mins
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Don't look under the internet you don't get to call
(00:45):
the shot.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Alright, we're all recording now, so that's cool,
speaking of go go, go powerrangers?
I think they're making a newside scroller.
Beat em up game and.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'm pretty excited about that, like the old, super
nice one teen titans go.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Teen titan go is funny.
I know people don't like it, Ijust think that shit's funny and
I'm pretty excited about that,like the old Super Ness one Teen
.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Titans Go.
Teen Titans Go is funny.
I know people don't like it, Ijust think that shit's funny.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I have only watched like maybe five minutes of an
episode once.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Really good show.
This isn't my Teen Titans, notmy.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Teen Titans, not my teens.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
No way.
The FBI wants to know yourlocation A lot.
It's like King in the Discordearlier told me to find an
autistic 17-year-old.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I don't know what that guy's up to.
We don't want to know what he'sa teacher, it's okay.
He works for a high school.
Let him figure out his problems.
Hello everyone, we're going todo that right there.
Welcome to Don't Look Under theInternet.
Exactly.
Welcome to Don't Look Under theInternet, a show where we do
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some stuff.
He wrote notes down Do somestuff, oh, that's good, Thank
you.
My name is Mike and I like toparty.
That's Doug.
Oh good, we're starting offwith that.
Oh yeah, you're going to get alot of that from me, and that's
Matt.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Hi, I'm Matt and I have an IQ of 47.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
You know, at least you're confident in yourself.
Well, welcome to Don't LookUnder the Internet.
The Internet.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Comedy.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Podcast.
We're great, progressivelygetting started.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
New year, new me, New year new me.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
This is, yeah, new Matt.
We're going to do a little bitof housekeeping to start things
off.
A little diluty Housekeepingthere we go.
We're going to do a little bitof housekeeping to start things
off A little diluty Housekeepingthere we go.
Boys, you're a bit more bettertalky than I am.
So, I'm going to kind of letyou guys explain the
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housekeeping today.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
New year, new diluty.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
New diluty.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
New diluty Diluty 5.7 .
Speaker 1 (03:11):
5.00?
Definitely don't.
Don't know the number, but yeah, new new year new diluty.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yes, yeah, so I guess we're changing shit.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, we're, uh, we've come to the agreement
amongst amongst ourselves.
Uh, that, uh, we are kind ofstuck in a rut, or whatever you
want to call it.
We're, we're burnout.
It's too repetitive for us, uhyeah, it's not fulfilling where
we want to be at right now andnow everybody's like, oh no,
(03:39):
they're quitting the show.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
That's not what we're .
Speaker 1 (03:40):
What's happening nope , we're not actually we thought
about it not what we're what'shappening?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
nope, we're not.
Actually, we thought about it,but we decided to do this
instead.
Um, we were gonna liquidateeverything we were already.
We already did that with jason.
Noticed why he's not here gone,gone.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, I said, we laid him off.
It's uh.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
He's not even collecting benefits anymore we
were stuck in a rut and it wasnamed jason yeah, he ruined us.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Jason, we'll be back.
We're going to rebrand.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, that's wrong.
We're going to Look under theinternet.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
All the time Cue really tall podcast music.
Really tall podcast.
No, I guess there's no easy wayto say this.
We're going to be changing uphow everything is working.
We're going to be changing uphow everything is working.
We're gonna be changing up thepatreon.
We're gonna be changing up thefourth wall.
They're the same shit.
It doesn't matter, I get it.
We're gonna be changing up howwe record.
We're gonna be changing up howoften we record.
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We're gonna be changing thetype of episodes that you get
yeah, you're gonna be getting a.
You're gonna be getting new newareas of content that we haven't
really done before.
We're gonna be adding.
We're gonna be getting newareas of content that we haven't
really done before.
We're gonna be adding.
We're gonna be doing the samestuff, but we're gonna be doing
new stuff.
We're gonna broaden ourhorizons.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
The internet's a very large, vast chasm of my
favorite thing is we're gonna bedoing less analog.
I was just about to say there'smore to the internet than
shitty analog horror.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
And boy, howdy did we just circle around that forever
?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
yeah, uh yeah, that doesn't mean we're never doing
analog horror again, but I thinkthat's kind of really.
The bottom line here is I thinkwe're all tired of watching bad
analog horrors and justreciting them for two hours
straight yeah and we're gonna dosomething different yeah so
essentially we like being groundzero for new stuff that comes
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out.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
We also really want to talk about a lot of other
things that interest us.
Um, there's only, as matt said,uh, pretty well, uh, yeah, no
more, no more analog horrorevery day yeah, there's, and so
how we're going to be doingthings?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
um, first and foremost, there's still going to
be four episodes a month.
Uh, that's not going anywhere.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
But and they will still be mostly about things on
the internet.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yes, we've decided that we really enjoy what we've
been doing recently, where wejust don't talk about like
analog horror or something likethat, but instead we come to the
table with little weird thingsthat we found on the internet,
or like what today's topic isgoing to be like we'll get there
soon enough, um, but we kind oflike how this feels, where it's
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just I'm coming to the tablesomething that you guys may not
have seen or heard of.
It's not mind-blowing, but it'sa fun little thing that you can
go on the internet right now andcheck out.
Cool, we like these kind ofepisodes.
So, from what we've gathered,what we're going to do is we're
going to cut the recording downto instead of four recordings
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each week, every Tuesday werecord.
Instead of four recordings eachweek, every Tuesday we record
going to condense it down to tworecordings a month and in those
two recordings we're going todo two episodes each.
So again, still we're going todo three in one and one in the
other.
Oh, yes, thank you.
Sorry, three in one and one inthe other, so you're still
getting your four episodes.
We're just recording multipleepisodes in one day, giving us a
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little bit more freedom to doother things with the rest of
the month.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Um, yeah, and if you don't watch our live recordings,
this probably just doesn'treally matter to you, but for
people who do watch our liverecordings, basically what it
means is there's gonna be tworecordings a month and they're
gonna be way longer.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yes, they're gonna be way longer, but they're,
they're.
They're still kind oftechnically going to be on
Discord, but I think the biggestchange and this is either going
to make a lot of people happyor maybe piss a lot of people-
off.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
It's going to make five people really angry.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
We're going to A big plus to being a Patreon or a 4th
Wall member at least we figuredwas that you'd get a live
recording in Discord.
You're still going gonna getthat um, but I think what's
gonna end up happening and wecan edit this out, because I
just this just came to me whilewe're talking um is that we're
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now gonna be doing it on twitch,so we're gonna move our
platform over to twitch.
We're still gonna be in discord, so those of you who normally
come here and watch us can stilldo that, but it's not going to
be a paid thing anymore, I guesstechnically, because we'll be
on Twitch.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
The thing is, though, we read the chat in Discord
whenever we're recording, sowe're still going to do that,
but I don't think we're going tobe really reading or
interacting with the Twitch chatas much.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah, we're basically opening up the live episodes to
be public to everybody, notjust behind the $10 patron wall.
But you patrons that pay themoney are still going to send us
comments and shit and we'll bemore active with reading those
out on the stream.
Reading those out on the streamwe're also because we thought
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about, we thought long and hardon this, because obviously
that's taking something awayfrom the people giving us the
most money and you guys thathave been very loyal to us.
We wanted to make sure we'renot just taking something away
and devaluing what you give usevery month.
That's not what we want.
So, to make up for the factthat the live episode watching
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is going to be open to thepublic and not just to you guys,
we're going to give ten dollarpatrons a new bonus, an extra
bonus episode every month theremight be more than that.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
We're still kind of workshopping things.
I just want the recordings forthe bonus episodes will still
only be on Discord.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
We're not going to broadcast the bonus recordings
to Twitch.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, yes, twitch, we will not.
Yeah, that's a good point tomake.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, twitch is literally just the live episodes
of the regular four episode amonth free content.
That is all it is for.
But you those of you that aregiving us the $10, you are now
going to be getting a?
Um, we're bringing crypticcorner back and you guys are
going to get cryptic cornerdedicated to you guys and you
guys only the ten dollar patrons.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Um yeah, ten dollar patrons are all that exist
anymore, really yeah, well,that's not true.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
But to be fair, uh, ten dollarreons, we're going to
try and give you a bit moreoomph when it comes to the like
what you, since, since we'rekind of taking away the big draw
to that tier, we're going totry and make it a bit better for
you guys.
Um, so I wouldn't be surprisedif you see maybe an SCP come
through, um, here and there.
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Um, I wouldn't be just be onthe lookout.
We, we have crazy lives andthings have gotten kind of all
over for us.
Uh, we want to give you guysquality content as opposed to,
uh, like a mass amount ofcontent.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
So, um, there was a good moment there where we were
literally coming up with thetopic the day before, and we are
tired of that happening.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, basically, all of these changes are to just try
to make things more manageableand more consistent in what we
put out.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, again, you're all going to be getting the same
amount of content, same valuefor what you're giving us.
We're just switching up acouple things, and where we're
making switches, we're makingadditions if we feel you were
losing something.
Um, all in all, this shouldn'taffect anybody in any way, other
than you're not going to betuning in four times a week.
(11:14):
You're gonna be tuning in twicea week, but again, those
episodes are gonna be longer, soyou're getting the same amount
of time out of it too, you mean?
a month, but yeah, sorry, this,this has gone on way too long.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, uh, we're eating way too much, that's true
, but I yeah, I think the bottomline really is for most of the
people who are listening to thisum, all that's really changing
is just that we're going to bedoing, for sure, three episodes
a month that are more likebroader content and smaller like
topics like the ones that we'vebeen doing lately and then like
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one shit we found on reddit orwhatever.
And then, yeah, that one episodea month is going to be a big
topic and it may be an arg, itmay be an analog or whatever but
that's the other thing is that,with trying to not really
knowing exactly what we'rerecording when we're not, we
don't feel like we're adequatelypreparing for those larger
topic episodes and we wouldactually like to dedicate time
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to doing better research andstuff like that, and this, I
think, is going to help us dothat yes, so that we can do
those topics better justice yeah, for those of you listening um
on spotify, thank you, um, andyou know you might not get as
much benefit out of this, but itwill draw.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
If you listen.
On youtube, uh, you're gonnaget a lot more visual aids to
some of the things we talk about.
It's one of the things thatwe've talked about that we
really want to do for everyoneis we want to put more um, like,
we want to be able to show whatwe're talking about.
We want to be able to maybethrow up a video, a picture,
something, um, that gives youguys an idea of the things we're
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talking about, because we'vedone this very heavy video
medium over an audio medium forsuch a long time that I think
it's time that we try and maybeup the quality of what we're
talking about for you guys.
So YouTube will definitely goup as far as the quality of the
videos, because we got a lot ofcomplaints about you know just
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talking on YouTube.
So, with that being said, shouldwe?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
just so.
Anyway, go subscribe to us onTwitch Deludipod.
Twitchtv slash Deludipod.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, we have a Twitch Yep.
And the last thing I want tomention about all this and then
we're going to get into thetopic here is, with all these
changes going on, um, we aregoing to be going on a slight
hiatus so we can get everythingprepared, we can get everything
finally tuned so we haveeverything ready to go for you.
Uh, when, when we are ready, uh, we're still gonna be putting
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out some episodes.
Um, we're gonna be putting outI don't know what episodes
exactly we'll be putting out.
Uh, more than likely a couplebonuses here and there to fill
in gaps if need be, or shit.
Um, I know some people liked thelittle, like uh, book club
thing that I did with my wife awhile back ago a couple times
there.
People enjoyed those.
Me and my wife might sit downand do something like that.
(14:01):
So, this next, these nextcouple here, unfortunately don't
expect a whole, whole heck of alot episode wise from us, um,
but we are still going to beputting out content, uh, while
we're getting everythingprepared and ready to go.
Uh, that way, when we're whenwe're hitting it you're hitting
it good.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, You'll probably see us recording for the first
time time, I want to say thesecond week of January.
That's our goal at least.
Things will change.
We'll have posts go out.
We'll have notifications go out.
You will be fully informed whenand where we record next and
when.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Keep up to date on our social medias, because all
the new information is going tobe on there.
We are going to be very detailoriented on our socials.
No matter what social youfollow us on, just keep your
eyes on there.
It'll let you know all theupdates when we got them out for
you.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, definitely, okay, sorry for taking up so
much time at the beginning ofthis episode.
That concludes housekeeping.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
We didn't even have any new patrons or anything
anyway, so fuck all y'all.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Don't gotta shout anybody out.
Anyway, this one's reallyfucking with our average.
I said that seven minuteaverage like a few episodes ago.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
This has ruined yep, that's, that was my plan.
That was my plan.
All right back to the episode,though.
All right, soldiers, my deludyarmy.
Uh, we are talking somethingthat I am very interested in,
and I love the type of moviesthat come out of this kind of
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shit, and I love the type ofstories that come out of this
shit too.
So, speaking of the deluty army, I got my privates here, my two
boys, we are going to betalking.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I got my privates too .
Speaker 3 (15:42):
You're so fucking funny man.
We're going to be talking myprivates too.
God damn, you're so fuckingfunny man.
Um, we're gonna be talkingabout.
Uh, we're gonna be talkingabout what are we talking?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I stroked out there for a second.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
We're gonna be talking about military we're
gonna be talking about militarycover-ups or and also some
paranormal military stories andwe're covering up our privates
um, I love everything about,like, if you mix, like, the
paranormal with military, Ifucking love that shit, things
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like that.
The movie like overlord or likedog soldiers um, I fucking love
that shit.
Watch that one, it's, it'spretty fun.
Um, fucking love that shit.
I need to watch that one, it's,it's pretty fun.
Um, I love that shit so much.
I love a good World War IIthemed war zone and then you
throw in like a werewolf orsomething in the mix.
It's so entertaining and I got.
I got to thinking we should dosome shit like that.
(16:37):
I'm sure there's some weirdwacky government coverups and
like stories out there that alot of people haven't heard of.
That maybe we could shine alittle bit of light on.
So I'm gonna have to, I'm gonnaneed all of y'all to give me an
attention and give me yourattention.
Thank you, doug, salute and toyou, to you brave, brave, uh, uh
(16:57):
people in the militarylistening, that's what was it?
uh, and to everyone on bothsides, yeah cheers to the troops
, all the troops on both sides.
There you go, yeah, there yougo.
All right, who wants to gofirst with their weird military
propaganda stories?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
uh, I guess I can start us off on one that might
pave the way, uh, for otherstories.
I have a few short stories.
I don't have a whole long one,but I have a few short ones.
Hell, yeah, I'm here for it.
All right, what's that?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
feel like hey, more penis jokes.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
New year, new man, New year new me, Full of dick
jokes.
New year same penis size.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
New year, new penis, I wish All right.
So the Pentagon Papers have youheard about this?
Have you seen this?
Have you heard about this?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
It sounds, the ones that caught on fire when a plane
hit the Pentagon.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
No.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Allegedly.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
That's some 9-11 shit , that I didn't.
Why didn't I do some 9-11 shit?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Anyways, all right, so the pentagon papers we're
starting out the new era deludioby getting absolutely shadow
banned on youtube so hear me out, y'all.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Um, so yeah, the pentagon papers.
If you haven't heard them, uh,if you were to search the
pentagon papers online, you canactually read this whole Big,
long ass document.
I did not no good, clearly, butI don't got time for that shit
but you can find this wholedocument online.
So, basically, this is a set ofdocuments that got leaked by a
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guy named Daniel Ellsberg whowas basically working with the
government to uh write a bunchof like classified uh reports
about the Vietnam war while itwas going on.
So he was writing this reportfor the government and working
with the department of defense,and basically he was, like you
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know, kind of typing the shit up, reading this stuff, being told
what to like, like put in thesedocuments, and he was going
what in the actual fuck rightnow?
So I'm going to very TLDR thisbecause if you were to look
online about any of thisinformation, you're either going
to see a bunch of two tofour-minute videos or a bunch of
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one to five-hour videos, minutevideos or a bunch of one to
five hour videos.
So, depending on how much youwant to go into this, uh, feel
free to go look at all thatother stuff.
But, um, I'm going to tldr thisone for everyone.
So this guy, daniel, he's again, he's working with the
government and he decides thathe's going to leak a bunch of
these papers to some higher uppeople in the Senate and like
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the government right, and hedoes this and he's like, oh well
, hopefully someone's going tospeak up and say something.
Now the reason this is importantis because they were basically
papers detailing why we were inVietnam, and a lot of it was
just because our governmentwanted to bomb the crap out of
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Vietnam to essentially controlthe way that China was going to
essentially react towards it.
We had never any intention ofwinning the war and these papers
outline all the reasons andpretty much everything we did
that essentially, we didn't tellthe public about.
A lot of things that happenedin vietnam were not discussed
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publicly, uh, to the us citizensand, uh, if you know anything
about the vietnam war, it wasfucking horrific.
A lot of people have traumafrom it.
There's a lot of ptsd out therefrom it.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
It's just real terrible shit cue that one song
every vietnam movie has in it ohyeah, the fucking it ain't me.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
It ain't me so long story short.
He basically he had sent outthese papers to senate, uh
members, and nobody acted on it.
So he's like, all right, well,I'm gonna send it to the fucking
new york times, I'm gonna sendit to a bunch of news outlets.
So he sends these leakeddocuments out to these news
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outlets and they end uppublishing them, they end up
starting to write a bunch ofarticles about it.
So, nixon, who?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
uh tricky dick.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I knew he'd get involved somehow, so nixon like
in every single thing that Iread for this episode, nixon's
name appears at least once.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Oh, I mean he's a huge turd.
He's a big turd.
Everything about this is whyWatergate was like he just got
fucked.
You know what I'm saying?
So, like, basically, nixonfinds out that this Daniel guy
leaked these papers to to thepress, to senate members and all
this shit, and he freaks thefuck out and he's like doing
(21:49):
pretty much everything in hispower to stop these papers from
like, being fully published.
Uh, so eventually nixon takesdaniel to court and uh, you know
I'm sure nixon's thinking, ohwell, I'm, you know, I'm the
fucking man I'm the president.
You can't take me to court butthat's not what happens at all.
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The courts actually side withthe press, because it was
essentially the press versusnixon and uh.
To be fair, it took a fuckinglong time for the uh that the
this whole uh document toactually be released.
It took a fucking long time forthe whole document to actually
be released.
It didn't get released until2011, which is, if you know,
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quite a long time from when the.
Vietnam War happened so yeah,you can fully read it today if
you can math, which I cannot,but if you can, you'll know that
that's a long time.
So, yeah, basically it wasreally kind of fucked up because
, um, this, this whole situation, the pentagon papers and
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everything, um, you find out alot of fucked up shit uh, about
like the vietnam war again.
I'm not gonna go into all thatbecause I think we all know that
the vietnam war was fucked,regardless of if it was
classified or not.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
They put poop out of the spears okay, uh, but this
specific thing uh I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I was thinking like asian orange and carpet bombing
and shit, but mike's just likepoop he's concerned about the
shit spears you get the diseasesfrom that man well gangrene
Speaker 1 (23:33):
dude, you don't fuck around with gangrene so the
reason I thought this was a goodone to start with is because
this actually paved the way forhow the public is now able to
view classified info and how thegovernment, um, I mean still
probably covers up a lot offucking shit, but, um, it gave
the press and it gave the publica better idea of, like how, um,
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leaking classified informationcan actually benefit you,
because the press, I guess,technically has a a duty to uh,
report the truth right like theyare the source of truth, not
anymore.
Um got them, yeah, I thought Ithought that was kind of
interesting.
Uh, I watched a bunch of shiton this.
(24:18):
Actually I went a lot deeperthan I wanted to.
I just didn't want to spendenough like fucking 20 minutes
talking about this, but um, Ithought it was pretty
interesting.
Doug's just in his roomwatching vietnam war
documentaries and shit I got thefucking like the red strings
going across the room andfucking shit.
I.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
I'm just like All pointing to a picture of Nixon
and Roger Stone.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Hell yeah, but no, that's really it.
It's a pretty wild little storyand that's the first one I
found, but I'll save my otherones for after you.
Guys, Dude, that rips brother.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I'll talk about mine.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Speaking of poop spears.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
As I was trying to find things For this episode.
An insane amount of this shitthat I was finding had something
to do with public health andlike the deeper and deeper I
went down these holes.
I was like I came out the otherside at one point, almost like
man.
Maybe JFK Jr is on to something.
And I was like this is not agood place for me to be Hold on.
(25:17):
I need to grab back onto realityhere for a second.
But something that is actuallya real thing, that I didn't know
a whole lot about, that I kindof knew existed but didn't know
some of the details on, was theUS Biological Weapons Program.
So from 1943 to 1975, theunited states had a biological
(25:41):
weapons program.
So it started during world warii, um, and it lasted until the
70s and they kind of stopped itbecause of the geneva, the
geneva convention.
But they did a bunch of testingand they also stockpiled a
bunch of biological weapons thatwere essentially just weapons
that they could use to spreaddisease and bacteria and viruses
(26:01):
and shit super quickly.
Like they had a giganticarsenal of anthrax and botulism
and shit.
There's a whole lot of differentthings that you can go into
that this weapons program did.
There's a long and storiedhistory here.
But one thing that stood out tome as something that uh is
(26:23):
particularly scary is somethingcalled.
So there were several of theseand I'll get into that here in a
second, but the first one thatI ended up on was something
called operation sea spray, andso operation sea spray was uh
something that the navy yeah,this goes forever and I it's
(26:43):
fucking crazy.
So this was an operation thatthe navy did in 1950 as part of
the biological weapons program,where they literally took ships
and then rocked up to the SanFrancisco Bay and they spread
bacteria all over San Franciscointentionally, without telling
(27:07):
anyone.
They didn't tell the powersthat be in San Francisco, they
didn't tell healthcare workersin San Francisco, they didn't
tell fucking anybody.
And they didn't tell fuckinganybody until 1977, but we'll
get into that here in a secondweren't they?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
what wasn't their excuse?
They're like but it washarmless bacteria, yeah so
that's that's exactly whatthat's exactly where I'm going
oh gotcha.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
So so they spread two types of bacteria all over the
population, uh, the first onewas serratia, uh, marcescens,
and this is a bacteria that'sactually responsible for a ton
of um like utis and infectionsthat people get in the hospital
(27:49):
from like um like surgeries andstuff like that, and they were
like, oh well, this is prettyharmless.
And so they spread it all overthe fucking san francisco bay,
and so 11 people turned up theweek after they did this and
they were like, and they hadutis, and the military sort of
(28:10):
attributed this to the fact that, like, all 11 of these people
had surgeries recently, and sothey're like, well, it was
probably the surgeries and allthese people got infected in the
hospital, and it's just acoincidence.
But there was also a largespike in pneumonia cases in San
Francisco.
Somebody actually sued thegovernment over this, because
(28:35):
they claimed that someone thatthey were related to actually
died as a result of this.
So in 1981, uh, they sued thegovernment saying that edward j
nevin was actually killed bythis bacteria, because he died,
like in a matter of weeks afterthis test took place and the
(28:56):
cause for his death was a strainof this bacteria, and the
courts dismissed it and theywere like, well, there's
actually no proof that thebacteria that came off of these
ships is the bacteria thatkilled this guy.
Um, but there are some damningquotes in here that, even if the
bacteria wasn't responsible forkilling this guy, don't put you
(29:19):
at ease at all, because one ofthe doctors that they quote in
the defense is dr john j farmer,who was a researcher from the
centers of disease control, um,and he testified for the
government and told the courtthat there was less than one in
100 chance that the bacteriafrom the ship was the bacteria
that killed this guy.
(29:39):
If you're spreading bacteriaover a population of hundreds of
thousands to millions of people1 in 100 chance.
Not that bad?
Yeah, not that bad.
Pretty good odds that doesn'tsound good at all.
In the 80s, that sounded good,that's like.
I don't think so.
I think they knew how to doprobability in the 80s.
That's, that's like, I don'tthink so.
I think they knew how to doprobability in the 80s and I
(30:01):
can't believe that.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
That this was the testimony that the defense had,
and they were like oh yeah,you're probably right this
reminds me I don't know ifyou're going to go under this as
well but the chicago incidentsas well.
Do you bring those up at all?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
um, maybe.
Okay, it depends on if thatfalls under one of the things
I'm also about to go into.
So, um, they're basically theuh.
Their determination here wasthat the government maintained
that it believed at the timethat the bacteria was harmless.
Um, but it has since beenestablished that the bacteria
(30:35):
can be harmful to a small groupof people whose natural
immunities are compromised bysickness, so that happened.
The reason that we actually knowabout this at all, though, was
because it came up in a courtcase in 1977, and during this
court case, a whole bunch ofother shit like this was also
(30:55):
disclosed, and so some of thethings that were revealed in
1977 and you can go to, like thewikipedia article for the ocean
sea spray or the operation seaspray incident and look at these
but some of the other thingsthat they did were, between 49
and 1969, uh, basically, openair tests of biological agents
(31:18):
like this one were conducted 239different times, and in 80 of
those experiments, the army saidthat it used live bacteria that
its research at the timethought were harmless, and in
others, it just used innerchemicals to simulate bacteria.
So this kind of happened afucking lot.
One in particular, was in the50s Army, researchers dispersed
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zinc, cadmium sulfide, which isnow known to cause cancer, over
Minnesota and other Midwesternstates, just to see how far it
would spread in the atmosphere.
Particles were detected all theway in New York from Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
In.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
New York in 1966, they spread a different type of
bacteria that was also believedto be harmless in the subway
system by dropping light bulbsthat were filled with bacteria
onto the tracks in Manhattan,and the bacteria from those
light bulbs was carried formiles throughout the subway
system.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
That was mine.
That wasn't Chicago, it was.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
New York and in May of 1965 they released bacteria
in washington's national airportand the greyhound lines um at
the bus terminal there, and morethan 130 passengers were
exposed to the bacteria and ittraveled to 39 different cities
in seven states in the two weeksfollowing the attack.
So if you were alive at anypoint between 1950 and like 1966
(32:44):
, there's a good chance that youcame in contact with something
that the government just dumpedinto the air and they were like
this is probably fine oh, youforgot one.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Uh, in 2020, uh, they did the same thing and then we
all got fucking sick.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Oh yeah, bad joke, great, moving on if you're alive
from if you're alive between1950 and 1976, or whatever, you
might be entitled tocompensation no, according to
the government, you're notentitled to shit cause you can't
fucking prove it.
They established that in 1981fair, I forget which.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I was reading something and I can't remember
what it was, but there was a asimilar uh thing that happened
where, uh, these like women suedthe government because of, uh,
something that had happened.
And basically the governmentwas like, ah well, these are
classified.
Like we can, we can't bringthese to court.
Like we can't, we can't tellyou what we did in court, so,
(33:41):
like we can't, you know, wecan't testify properly.
And the court's like, ah yeah,they, we can't do that.
So like you guys don't get, youguys get nothing.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Was that with the ladies that got radiated?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I can't.
I can't remember off the top ofmy head, but basically they had
to wait until the papers becamedeclassified and then, sure as
shit, the declassified papershad nothing in it.
That was like, really, thatclassified and basically totally
said, hey, the governmentfucked up and you probably
should have been compensated forwhat happened.
Um, I the only reason I bringthis up is because the person
who was bringing it up was likeyeah, like I work for the
government and no one ever saidlike you know, basically, if you
declassify something, it kindof is what it is, so like nobody
(34:25):
ever got fired for classifyinga document.
You know what I'm saying, whichI think is kind of fucked up.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
But here we are, the government.
Government we are thegovernment.
You can't trust the government,boy.
You guys went a completelydifferent route with this than I
did oh, that's okay, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I didn't feel like I was doing the right thing when I
looked this up, but I thoughtit was interesting no, that's
fine, I'm into it also samethough because when I was
looking shit up.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I'm like what do I talk?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
about.
Also, you should probably stillget vaccinated.
I'm just going to say that.
Because, I also came across.
There's like an outbreak ofwhooping cough in Tennessee
because people aren'tvaccinating their kids.
Vaccines work okay.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
You may not trust the government, but let's not
reintroduce polio to thepopulation.
There's a big outbreak of RSVaroundce polio to the.
There's a big outbreak of rsvaround here too, yeah, so that's
fun.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
That's poor babies anyway, you have one of those I
do.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Um, I guess I'll talk about mine.
Um, nah, and you're gonna seewhy, I think I went a different
direction than you guys.
So, in 2016, the year of ourLord and Savior PewDiePie I
don't know something washappening in 2016 with him, I'm
sure.
Oh 2016,.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
PewDiePie was peak PewDiePie, there we go.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
There we go, nailed it.
When did he get canceled?
Probably 2017.
That was the first time hereally.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
No, that was like the first time he got in trouble.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Oh, that was the first time?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
he really no, that was the first time he got in
trouble.
He only got in trouble becausepeople on Tumblr don't
understand internet humor.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
But also didn't he like the N-word or something
that was?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
after that was a little way off.
Okay, yeah, we don't talk aboutthat.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
No 2016.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
PewPie.
That was 2018 PewPie.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
New Year bad.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
PewPie.
Anyway, in 2016, we don't talkabout the bridge.
Yeah, in 2016, uh, a story wasdeveloped, um, about a group of
soldiers in 2002 in kandahar,afghanistan, um, so there's a
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few theories on where this storyfirst initially took place.
Uh, first and foremost, thereare a couple youtube.
There's a youtube channel outthere that claims to have
interviewed a, uh, a soldier whowas in this task force and I'll
(37:00):
get to the story of the taskforce in a second but they
claimed to be the original andthey interviewed this task force
guy.
Another one and Doug justwalked away, so he's not going
to hear this and this is his owndamn fault.
But the other claim to be thefirst person to unveil.
This is our boy, art Bell,himself.
Coast to coast.
Artis Bellis, artis Bellis.
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Now the issue Artis Belland,the issue I found with that one
they keep referencing Art Bellas being the first.
A lot of the articles I founddid, but I cannot, for the life
of me, find any proof that ArtBell even talked about the
Kandahar Giants.
So I'm going with the otherpeople, guy being the first one
to unveil it, and his name hisname is John Cena LA Morzulli.
(37:48):
Apparently, he is the guy thatinterviewed a man known as Mr D
who claims to have been presentduring Mr D's during this
situation.
So here's a story back in 2002,there was a troop of American
soldiers who, um, went basicallyradio silent on one of their
(38:10):
patrols.
Uh, they never uh reported inwith uh command to see what
they're doing, where they were.
They just went radio silent.
A couple days pass and theyhave heard, no one has heard
anything from this troop.
Right?
So we send out a special taskforce to find this group of
(38:30):
soldiers.
This task force found, uh, wentto where that group was
supposed to, that platoon wassupposed to be, and they kind of
followed a trail that theyfound going up a mountainside.
As they kept going up thatmountainside, they found broken
equipment, like radios and likefabric from like uniforms,
(38:51):
things like that.
They're like, ah shit, we're onthe case.
They're like, ah shit, we're onthe case.
With this being 2002,afghanistan, they weren't taking
any, you know, they were takingall precautions.
So they're like, hey, let's dothis.
We found evidence of our guysbeing here.
Looks like they were attackedor something, as there's a bunch
of damaged equipment here.
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So let's just prepare for, youknow know, a potential attack on
us.
Um, with them being on amountain, they couldn't really
see too far up above them.
They didn't know what was goingon.
So, for all they know, they'rewalking into some sort of trap
or uh, uh bamboozlement.
So they keep making their wayup the, the, the mountain, uh,
(39:35):
basically inch by inch, just tocover their tracks to make sure
that they're going to be okay.
They make their way up to themountain and they make their way
up to a certain point of it andonce they get to this point,
they find a, basically a cave inthis mountain, big old cave,
and they're like oh, this is abig cave, it's huge, it looks
like it goes on forever.
(39:55):
Let's kind of be cautious ofthat.
As they like oh, this is a bigcave, it's huge, it looks like
it goes on forever.
Let's kind of, you know, becautious of that.
Um, as they approach the cave,they notice more and more
damaged uh equipment.
They even find bones, uh, bonesthat resemble human bones.
So they're like I think this isour guys, something's going on
here.
So they inspect the cave alittle bit further.
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Upon inspecting this cave, theynotice something moving in it.
Uh, they can't really see whatit is at first and they are like
, oh shit, there's something inthe cave.
We gotta, you know, all eyes onthat thing that's in the cave.
So as they're taking positionand they're trying to scope out
and identify what's in this cave, a giant ass spear just comes
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flying and impales um, a, theonly impales the only member who
has a name in this story.
Everyone else is unidentified,but his name is apparently dan,
and dan here gets impaled bythis spear.
It's a a giant.
Is it a poop spear?
It might be a poop spear, butit's a giant spear with a metal
tip.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
How have we gotten onto this poop spear's, okay,
yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
When you find a fetish, you stick to it.
My guy, what can I tell you?
So he goes down right.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
You don't find the fetish, the fetish finds you
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
So this guy goes down right spear in him.
He's done, kaput dead.
This giant they claim to beanywhere between uh, 12 to 15
foot giant, humanoid creaturecomes fucking booking it out of
this cave system towards the,the soldier that he just killed,
private Private Dan.
This Private Dan, private Dan,uh, this, this giant pulls out
the spear from Dan and he hasspear and he's attacking the
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other soldiers.
This giant is said to have gray, gray skin, uh, and long, red,
bushy hair, think like a fuckingHagrid, but skinnier, and red
hair instead of black hair, andhis skin's all gray.
So so the soldiers they hadlike big, like they had like
(42:08):
heavy fire weapons I forget whatweapons specifically they said
they had, but they had.
They weren't going into thiswith like light shit.
They had like, yeah, they'd beof cheese.
They had like armor piercingrounds and and and, uh, machine,
heavy machine guns, shit likethat.
They just fucking unloaded onthis giant and in the interview,
the task force guy who wentunnamed, mr d um.
(42:34):
He said that they shot at thisthing non-stop with their heavy
artillery for 30 secondsstraight and it took 30 seconds
of constant firing to bring thisfucking thing down.
Once they brought it down.
They called in.
They're like oh hey, come on,got fucking.
We fucking giant, I don't knowwhat to tell y'all.
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You ever seen Attack on Titan?
Boom, here you go and they callit in and a helicarrier
basically meets up with them andpicks them up and the body of
this thing.
So they discover a few things.
When they're on the helicarrierwith this giant's body, they
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discover that it has two sets ofteeth and it has six toes and,
I believe, six fingers as well.
So it's got an extra digit Morethe merrier.
This thing also had what lookedlike rudimentary clothing.
It had animal furs all over itand everything and it had
(43:39):
basically like these primitive,like moccasins, essentially that
it wore and had the revox withthe strap the revox with the
straps.
Um, it was wearing a pair ofyeezys, uh, guess they just
abandoned that line.
Um, so the one of the otherthings they note is that this
thing it stank like a corpse.
They kept saying that like itsmelled like death, probably
(44:02):
because it was dead already, butthey said that while they're in
that cave system as well, likeeverything that thing smells
like death yeah, they're likewhile they're at all.
They said they remember thatsmell from when they're looking,
uh, investigating the cave aswell.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
They said that the smell coming from the cave
smelled like death as well I'mnow imagining that this is just
like a guy running around andlike a shaved dead bear.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, the the thing for me that like gets me with
like, like, like sasquatches andgiants and stuff like this.
Uh, I don't know if you guyswatch trailer park boys, but I
just it always reminds me ofwhen they find like sam in the
like woods, just like beingstinky.
(44:44):
You do you guys, either of youwatch that show?
No, so this this is hittingnone of you right now, but I
know a lot of the memes from itif you watch trailer park boys
you'll understand.
They find, they find this guysam in the woods and they're
like they think it's a sasquatch, but he's just really like
overly hairy and stinky and likethat's yeah, cool, man cool
(45:05):
great, awesome yeah I'm justgonna go down there and just
ruin everything that they'redoing yeah, uh, anyway.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
So they um, they, they land and in an undisclosed
area where more governmentofficials come in, they take
away the body of the giant andthey force everyone in the task
force I believe it was eightpeople to essentially sign NDAs
saying that you will never beable to talk about this and
(45:33):
we're going to make damn sure ofit.
Even to the point where theyfabricated how Private Dan died.
You can find paperwork.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Was he a lieutenant or Lieutenant Dan?
Speaker 3 (45:46):
You can find paperwork on a private named Dan
who did die in 2002.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
But there was no giant lieutenant.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
In the Kandahar, in the kandahar uh uh area, but he
died of um like explosion, likedamage from like explosives he
got, he got blowed up yeah, um,so my fruit up.
It's theorized that thegovernment covered this up so
that the public would notdiscover these giants.
(46:15):
Now a lot of people claim thatthese giants are real because
they are referenced in the Bibleas the Nephilim Nephilim,
however you say it, nephilim are.
Nephilim, so the Nephilim inthe Bible.
There's a couple differentinterpretations.
I'm just ignoring youcompletely.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah, I was probably gonna get myself into trouble,
so let's just move on uh so doyou know?
Speaker 1 (46:43):
do you know what a nephilim is?
Though, like, I'm actually likeasking, like yeah, I'm getting
into it right now okay, he'sabout to explain.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, so there's.
I don't know if he is.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
There's a couple theories on what the uh nephilim
are in the bible uh.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
One is that it is.
He wasn't kidding Nephilim yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
One is that it's angels who have made whoopee
with humans, and the Nephilim isthe product of that, the baby.
So basically a half angel, halfhuman.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Others say that they are.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Where are my supernatural fans at right?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
now Like a humunculus Kind of.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Others say that they are angels that have fallen to
Earth.
Others say that they are theoffspring of angels and devils.
So there's a couple differentinterpretations, depending on
what area and what region in uh,and what religion you are.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
That would have where does the shinigami come into
this?
Um, I believe we skip to thatpart that would be better now so
technically, devils are justangels, they're just fallen.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
So it's the same shit .
Just if we're gonna go, ifwe're gonna go real deep into it
and go off the supernaturallore yeah, yeah, yeah, because
supernatural known to beentirely historically basically
the bible bro yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
So all of this does, um, you know, sound a little, a
little crazy and a little overthe top, but, like you guys have
mentioned in some of yourstories as well, the government
is not uh, uh, they're notagainst the idea of hiding
things from the public andmaking it extremely hard for
(48:24):
shit to get out.
Now there is some issues thatpeople have had with the, the.
I guess the realism in this andif this is true or not, a lot
of people claim this is fake fora few reasons.
First and foremost, um, thefirst person to conduct the
interview with that mystery Mr Dperson who was in the encounter
(48:49):
.
His name is LA Marzulli and heis a filmmaker who makes films
and art about basically mashingbiblical uh figures into the
real world.
So he has a history of liketaking like a fucking noah's ark
(49:12):
and putting it to the tune oflike the titanic or something.
So it is not out of the uh,it's not out of the realm
possibility that this is one ofhis stories, since these giants
are biblical figures and andhe's putting them into a
real-world situation, like thewar that was going on back then.
(49:48):
The kandahar giant isn't theonly giant um sighting in a,
afghanistan or b, just aroundthe world in general.
So there's actually quite a fewthat go on.
In the country of afghanistan,first and foremost, there's the
kandahar giant that I'vereferenced, there's a giant of
kunar um.
There is the giants on the feedum.
There's another one calledgiant of a man, the giant of
kunar um.
There is the giants on the feedum.
There's another one calledgiant of a man, the giant of or
is gone, or is gone um, andthere's a couple others that
(50:13):
don't have much going on.
But these are all storiesapparently given by uh,
anonymous uhS military personnelwho have come forward saying I
can't legally tell you thisinformation, so I want to stay
anonymous, but I'm going to giveyou this information anyway.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
And they all when you were researching.
Did you hear about the New YorkGiants?
Speaker 3 (50:42):
Funny man.
You God.
I'm happy you're in florida,but all these are very similar
situations where a group ofsoldiers come across a giant.
Whether they attack it or don't, that varies on the on the
story.
Uh, one of them is this guy wasusing, like uh, thermal vision
(51:03):
just to scope out an area and hewas in like a valley full of,
like some trees.
These trees were like 12 feettall and he sees this heat
signature just rise up above thetrees and it's just a single
figure and it like dashes awayfast enough to where he loses it
on the thermal.
Um, but the fact that there arenumerous stories about these
(51:25):
giants in the middle east, a lotof people are claiming that
there is some truth to this.
Even if you don't think thekandahar giant is real, there
might be some truth to giantsliving on that area on an actual
, for real note.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
I don't remember I I didn't do any research,
obviously, prior to this aboutgiants, but there is a.
There was aoker, I think it was, maybe a YouTuber, I'm not sure
who had video of a giant, Ibelieve.
I don't know if you saw this.
Nope, they had video of a giantand the video is, I mean, kind
(52:01):
of exactly what you'd expect.
They like zoom in from reallyfucking far away and they're
like oh, that thing on themountain is like too tall to
just be a person oh, I have seenthat the person disappeared
yeah
Speaker 2 (52:12):
almost immediately after uploading it couldn't it
just be a bear?
They claim it's a big foot.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
I don't, I don't fucking know.
I wasn't there, I wasn'tlooking I don't fucking care.
Uh, but that's the.
I wasn't there, I didn't lookin there.
I don't fucking care.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
But that's the Kandahar Giants story.
That's my story.
Crazy, crazy, damn dude.
Now, doug, that's sick.
You mentioned you have otherthings you want to show us right
.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Yeah, I have one that's kind of similar to the
last one I did, but then I havelike a really short one and it's
my favorite one, which I'll sayfor the end.
Do you guys have other ones oris it just me?
No, I have nothing okay closeto an hour anyhow, okay cool,
I'll go over this one.
So this one, uh, as opposed tomy other one.
Uh, this one is called projectsunshine.
I don't know if you guys sawanything about this.
(52:58):
This was kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
I'm gonna say trigger warning yeah, there's a mario
game about it yeah, yeah,exactly.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
I'm gonna say trigger warning now, uh, child, uh not
greatness things happening.
I don't.
I'm not actually sure whattrigger warning I need to be
giving right childhood traumayeah, uh, no, just traumatic
things happening to children,that's probably better.
Speaker 2 (53:23):
Isn't that Okay?
Continue Childhood trauma.
No trauma that's happening tochildren.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
I don't understand, all right.
So Project Sunshine, you idiot.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
Project Sunshine.
Project Sunshine was a seriesof research studies that began
in 1953 to discover the impactthat radioactive fallout had on
the world's population.
So the project was initiallykept secret and only became
publicly known three years later, in 1956.
So it was commissioned by theUS State Atomic Energy
(53:59):
Commission and the USAF Project.
Rand Sunshine basically was toexamine long-term effects of
nuclear radiation on thebiosphere due to repeated
nuclear detonations.
That the US was doing and otherplaces were doing.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
There was a time when they were just blowing shit up.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
Well, that's the whole thing like we were kind of
being a little a littleloosey-goosey with when we were
detonating atomic bombs and shitand like I don't think we
realized, uh, how not great thatis for the earth.
Yeah, that shit spreads ingeneral, um.
So, basically, sunshine soughtto measure the global dispersion
of s?
Sr 90 by measuring itsconcentration in the tissues and
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bones of the dead, orparticularly of interest was the
tissue of the young, whosedeveloping bones had the highest
like propensity to accumulateSR 90 inside of them, inside of
them, um, thus being the highestsuccess like basically having
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the highest rate of being ableto.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Uh like, take in.
You're saying nuclear falloutsticks to kids.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
Yeah, kid if you're a kid and you want to go, we uh,
I mean everything drugs kidshave you seen a child?
Speaker 3 (55:17):
they're sticky yeah, they're gross.
I know I have one, yeah, sogross.
She sticky all the time.
I don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
Mike is constantly covered in shit is what I'm
imagining.
Speaker 3 (55:29):
My pants are pretty stained up, mike is a poop spear
.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
Mike gave birth to a poop spear Alright, so.
A poop spear or a sphere, yourchoice, I don't even care at
this point.
So Sunshine had a great deal ofcontroversy around it.
Basically, it was revealed thatmany of the remains that were
sampled were utilized withoutpermission from the relatives of
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the dead, which wasn't knownuntil many years later,
obviously.
So on January 18th 1955,commissioner Dr Willard Libby
said that there was insufficientdata regarding the effects of
fallout due to a lack of humansamples, especially samples
taken from children, to analyze.
So he was quoted saying I don'tknow how to get them, but I do
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say that it is a matter of primeimportance to get them,
particularly in the young agegroup.
So human samples are often theprime importance and if anybody
knows how to do a good job ofbody snatching, they will really
be serving their country.
This is an actual quote from anactual man who was tasked to
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research how Fallout affectspeople.
Okay, so he said, snatch upthem, bodies y'all, and give
them to America, because it'sgood to do.
Speaker 2 (56:55):
What did you say about body slamming?
Speaker 3 (56:57):
Body snatching, snatching.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
Body snatching.
Speaker 3 (57:00):
We need you to research, I need you to find
your nearest child and you'regoing to give them a body slam,
Body snatching.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
We need you to research.
I need you to find your nearestchild and you're gonna give
them a body slam, you're gonnatake them and you're going to
fucking full Nelson.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
RKO right into the fucking ground.
Now I'm on board.
Okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (57:16):
So this ended up leading over to after this quote
, okay, after this was said,leading over to, uh, fit, after
this quote.
Okay, after this was said tothe public.
Over 1500 samples were gathered, all right.
Only which of 500 were actuallysampled and analyzed?
Um, so many of these 1500cadavers were babies or young
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children taken from Australiaand Europe without their parents
consent or knowledge.
Okay, they just straight upwere like yoink, give me your
baby.
Um, sorry, give me your.
Give me your dead baby.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Uh, let's just you don't need it anymore.
Speaker 1 (57:59):
This is why I said trigger warning in the beginning
.
Alright, so they were takingdead babies and they were using
them for testing, essentiallyright so they were just taking
dead kids and just irradiatingthem yeah, they were like.
Think of nuketown.
They were just like just fullof babies, right anyways, so
right according.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Isn't there going to be like some impact that like a
functioning circulatory systemhas on all this?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (58:25):
I don't think, question their methods, I don't,
I don't think they care, theywere just like put some, put
some fucking meat to just blowsome kids someone was being very
someone just really hated kidsand wanted any excuse.
Yeah, apparently it was mrfucking um.
Dr willard libby just hatedkids um, so according to an
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investigation launched by thebritish uh newspaper.
They reported that the britishscientists had obtained
children's bodies from varioushospitals and then shipped their
bodies to the united states.
Um, a british mother is quotedas saying that her stillborn
baby's legs were removed byBritish doctors and basically to
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prevent her from finding outwhat had happened.
They're just like, yeah, youcan't really have a funeral or
dress your baby for a funeral.
I don't know the procedure ofwhat having a stillborn is, to
be fair, and if you have afuneral for that happening or if
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you dress them up to be quitehonest with you.
But yeah, no, australia was likeyo, legs are mine oh my god
sorry.
So yeah, australia, can I havethose back?
Australia, europe, america, allkind of assholes man, I mean,
they'll do anything to learnsome some knowledge, right?
Speaker 3 (59:54):
I wonder what they even learn from it, where
they're just like turns outthat's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (59:58):
Guess what it's bad guys.
I found out radiation's bad,that's that's what I'm trying to
figure out here is like what,where they try, what are you
accomplishing with irradiatingdead people?
Like you're not gonna find outhow long it stays in the body
because it's not functioning,like it's not cleaning shit out
it like.
So what are you learning?
(01:00:18):
How long radiation stays in adead body?
I guess?
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
you know it's Out of all the things I watched about
this.
I didn't get any answers tothat question.
I don't think I learned asingle thing about what actually
happened.
Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
What they were actually trying to accomplish.
Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Just hate kids, but that's all I got.
That's Project Sunshine.
Why is that such a hard word tosay?
Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
They even gave it.
I hate that.
They gave it kind of a fun name.
You know what I mean.
They're like you are mysunshine, my only sunshine.
Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
We'll kill your baby and take its legs.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
And then we'll nuke them.
Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
And then we'll cook them up, good.
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
That's pretty much it .
Yeah, that's good, that'spretty much it.
Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Yeah, that's it.
That's all you got.
Wow, Thanks everyone for comingout tonight.
Do you have any more?
No, I have one more, I have onemore.
Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
This was my favorite story and it's the shortest
story.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Oh, I thought the Nuke and Babies was your
favorite story.
Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
No, that's fucked up, man.
Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Is this a little lighter?
Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Are we gonna end on a good note?
Actually, I'm not sure.
It depends on how you feel.
Alright, so this is this isabout.
This is the CIA.
We're moving over to the CIA.
Nice, they spent 20 milliondollars trying to make cat spies
.
Oh Okay.
So basically what the CIA didis they took a bunch of cats and
(01:01:46):
they gave them all surgery toimplant radios in their ears and
then they made them radioactive.
Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
No, no no, and then they took their legs they put
these radios in their ears right.
Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
And then they released them into Russia in
specific spots because they'relike no one's gonna suspect it
Kill Johnussia in specific spotsthey're like no one's gonna
they're like we don't care likethey're, like they were.
So they tested, tested this outin russia, and they're like all
right, we're gonna releasethese cats into russia and this
is literally the birds spying onpeople, but it's cats but the
(01:02:19):
the funniest thing is is that.
So they spent all this moneyputting like giving the cat
surgery and like, uh, sendingthem into russia, and then, like
immediately lost like half ofthem all of them, because either
they got distracted or got hitby a car, oh like, so that's sad
, but like, basically they werethe most useless spies ever.
(01:02:43):
And the cats that they did takeback, they were just like
alright, we're just gonna removethese fucking things.
And there's one catspecifically that apparently
like, went, spied, did a goodjob, came home, got the shit
removed and then lived a longhappy life.
Got the purple heart.
This was a fucking stupid assidea.
Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Alright, agent Sprinkles.
And they never used cats heart.
This was a fucking stupid assidea.
All right, agent.
Agent sprinkles cats againagent sprinkles.
I need you to get documents,documents, okay, quit licking.
Your asshole agent sprinkles.
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
You're compromised yeah, that's, that's.
Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
It's just recordings of yeah licking my balls now, uh
, but yeah, that's all I got onthat one.
I just thought that was funnybecause it was short and stupid
and I was like that's prettyfunny how's our new secret agent
doing?
Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
well, captain, if I'm being honest, he's been
sleeping on a window sill for 16hours.
He hasn't moved.
God damn, he's so good.
What else?
Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
has he done?
Well, he licked his ass forlike it's brilliant agent
sprinkles.
Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Who's a good boy.
Who's a good boy?
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
there's a can of meow mix waiting for you to be fair,
that was actually one of thethings that they were worried
about.
They're like how do we feedthem?
Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
that's the other surgery.
You surgically implant a ratinto the tummy and there you go,
nailed it.
That's the one All right.
Well on that note.
Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
It's just like it's digesting the rat like a perfect
homeostasis between the ratethat it's digesting the rat and
the rate that the rat is healingitself, oh shit.
So it's an alive rat, butwhat's?
The rat is healing itself.
Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Oh shit, it's an alive rat.
Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
But what's the rat eating?
Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
The rat eats the cat.
It's like a symbiotic.
Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Oh, okay, gotcha, but the cat is healing at the rate
that the rat is eating it.
Do we just figure out unlimitedenergy?
Yeah, it's the same matter justbeing passed.
It's pooped back and forthforever basically Wow, more poop
we got.
Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Yeah, it's the same matter just being passed it's
pooped back and forth forever.
Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Basically wow, more poop, we got there, we figured
it out entire cities, entirecivilizations on cat rat eating
itself technology anyway, be onthe lookout for our new twitch.
Go there twitchtv, slashdoodlypod or whatever it was.
I forgot um do that someonefollowed us.
I got a notification check outall of our socials, because
(01:05:08):
you're gonna get updates onthose and just uh, be on the
lookout for a new looty.
It's gonna be good, it's gonnabe fun, I think it's gonna be
very, very beneficial foreverybody and I think you're all
going to enjoy it.
So I'm going to leave you onthis note, because I'm you might
not hear too much from me untiluh crimbo or the the new year
(01:05:28):
but, uh, yeah, happy, happyhobba days and uh, merry
chrysler, happy honda days.
And have a pleasant toyota-thonif you celebrate that uh, yeah
uh doug, what yeah, kramer,kramer, doug, what do you got to
say?
People, the people, badoo.
Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
I just want to thank people for sticking with us,
even though we have been justthe worst lately with getting
out our content and doing thethings we say we're going to do.
Thank you for sticking with us.
Honestly, it's awesome.
You guys are great.
You're the reason why we'retrying to make changes to be
better.
So look forward to 2025.
(01:06:09):
I think it'll be a good yearfor Deluty New Luty, new Duty,
or whatever they say.
Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Yeah, muthalimule Jay Simpson, what do you got to say
?
Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Let me explain to you the type of anxiety I have.
I have spent the better part ofthis episode, trying to
remember if I said jfk, jr or rfyou said jfk, I just didn't
care to say anything.
Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Well, I know it's rfk , but I feel like I said, you
said jfk, I just didn't, yeah,it mattered.
That basically just sums upediting.
Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
That basically just sums up every social interaction
I have.
Just where I just spend therest of my night just thinking
about what I may or may not havesaid wrong, but I don't know.
Suplex or radioactive child.
Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
And if we?
Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
haven't said it in a while.
Fuck Corbin Kentucky.
This is the year that TootsieRolls were made.
Slap your beans against yourbeans.
Stay paranoid because Jason wasfired.
Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
We'll bring him back as an unpaid intern, Don't worry
.
Bye everybody.
Have a blessed day.
Bye.
Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Okay, bye, okay, alright, don a blessed day.
Bye, okay, bye, wow, okay,alright.
Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Yeah, don't look under the internet.
(01:07:45):
Outro Music.
Don't look under the internet you don't get to call
(00:45):
the shot.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Alright, we're all recording now, so that's cool,
speaking of go go, go powerrangers?
I think they're making a newside scroller.
Beat em up game and.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'm pretty excited about that, like the old, super
nice one teen titans go.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Teen titan go is funny.
I know people don't like it, Ijust think that shit's funny and
I'm pretty excited about that,like the old Super Ness one Teen
.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Titans Go.
Teen Titans Go is funny.
I know people don't like it, Ijust think that shit's funny.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I have only watched like maybe five minutes of an
episode once.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Really good show.
This isn't my Teen Titans, notmy.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Teen Titans, not my teens.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
No way.
The FBI wants to know yourlocation A lot.
It's like King in the Discordearlier told me to find an
autistic 17-year-old.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I don't know what that guy's up to.
We don't want to know what he'sa teacher, it's okay.
He works for a high school.
Let him figure out his problems.
Hello everyone, we're going todo that right there.
Welcome to Don't Look Under theInternet.
Exactly.
Welcome to Don't Look Under theInternet, a show where we do
(01:56):
some stuff.
He wrote notes down Do somestuff, oh, that's good, Thank
you.
My name is Mike and I like toparty.
That's Doug.
Oh good, we're starting offwith that.
Oh yeah, you're going to get alot of that from me, and that's
Matt.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Hi, I'm Matt and I have an IQ of 47.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
You know, at least you're confident in yourself.
Well, welcome to Don't LookUnder the Internet.
The Internet.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Comedy.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Podcast.
We're great, progressivelygetting started.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
New year, new me, New year new me.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
This is, yeah, new Matt.
We're going to do a little bitof housekeeping to start things
off.
A little diluty Housekeepingthere we go.
We're going to do a little bitof housekeeping to start things
off A little diluty Housekeepingthere we go.
Boys, you're a bit more bettertalky than I am.
So, I'm going to kind of letyou guys explain the
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housekeeping today.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
New year, new diluty.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
New diluty.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
New diluty Diluty 5.7 .
Speaker 1 (03:11):
5.00?
Definitely don't.
Don't know the number, but yeah, new new year new diluty.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yes, yeah, so I guess we're changing shit.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, we're, uh, we've come to the agreement
amongst amongst ourselves.
Uh, that, uh, we are kind ofstuck in a rut, or whatever you
want to call it.
We're, we're burnout.
It's too repetitive for us, uhyeah, it's not fulfilling where
we want to be at right now andnow everybody's like, oh no,
(03:39):
they're quitting the show.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
That's not what we're .
Speaker 1 (03:40):
What's happening nope , we're not actually we thought
about it not what we're what'shappening?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
nope, we're not.
Actually, we thought about it,but we decided to do this
instead.
Um, we were gonna liquidateeverything we were already.
We already did that with jason.
Noticed why he's not here gone,gone.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, I said, we laid him off.
It's uh.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
He's not even collecting benefits anymore we
were stuck in a rut and it wasnamed jason yeah, he ruined us.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Jason, we'll be back.
We're going to rebrand.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well, that's wrong.
We're going to Look under theinternet.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
All the time Cue really tall podcast music.
Really tall podcast.
No, I guess there's no easy wayto say this.
We're going to be changing uphow everything is working.
We're going to be changing uphow everything is working.
We're gonna be changing up thepatreon.
We're gonna be changing up thefourth wall.
They're the same shit.
It doesn't matter, I get it.
We're gonna be changing up howwe record.
We're gonna be changing up howoften we record.
(04:34):
We're gonna be changing thetype of episodes that you get
yeah, you're gonna be getting a.
You're gonna be getting new newareas of content that we haven't
really done before.
We're gonna be adding.
We're gonna be getting newareas of content that we haven't
really done before.
We're gonna be adding.
We're gonna be doing the samestuff, but we're gonna be doing
new stuff.
We're gonna broaden ourhorizons.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
The internet's a very large, vast chasm of my
favorite thing is we're gonna bedoing less analog.
I was just about to say there'smore to the internet than
shitty analog horror.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
And boy, howdy did we just circle around that forever
?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
yeah, uh yeah, that doesn't mean we're never doing
analog horror again, but I thinkthat's kind of really.
The bottom line here is I thinkwe're all tired of watching bad
analog horrors and justreciting them for two hours
straight yeah and we're gonna dosomething different yeah so
essentially we like being groundzero for new stuff that comes
(05:31):
out.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
We also really want to talk about a lot of other
things that interest us.
Um, there's only, as matt said,uh, pretty well, uh, yeah, no
more, no more analog horrorevery day yeah, there's, and so
how we're going to be doingthings?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
um, first and foremost, there's still going to
be four episodes a month.
Uh, that's not going anywhere.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
But and they will still be mostly about things on
the internet.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yes, we've decided that we really enjoy what we've
been doing recently, where wejust don't talk about like
analog horror or something likethat, but instead we come to the
table with little weird thingsthat we found on the internet,
or like what today's topic isgoing to be like we'll get there
soon enough, um, but we kind oflike how this feels, where it's
(06:19):
just I'm coming to the tablesomething that you guys may not
have seen or heard of.
It's not mind-blowing, but it'sa fun little thing that you can
go on the internet right now andcheck out.
Cool, we like these kind ofepisodes.
So, from what we've gathered,what we're going to do is we're
going to cut the recording downto instead of four recordings
(06:42):
each week, every Tuesday werecord.
Instead of four recordings eachweek, every Tuesday we record
going to condense it down to tworecordings a month and in those
two recordings we're going todo two episodes each.
So again, still we're going todo three in one and one in the
other.
Oh, yes, thank you.
Sorry, three in one and one inthe other, so you're still
getting your four episodes.
We're just recording multipleepisodes in one day, giving us a
(07:06):
little bit more freedom to doother things with the rest of
the month.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Um, yeah, and if you don't watch our live recordings,
this probably just doesn'treally matter to you, but for
people who do watch our liverecordings, basically what it
means is there's gonna be tworecordings a month and they're
gonna be way longer.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yes, they're gonna be way longer, but they're,
they're.
They're still kind oftechnically going to be on
Discord, but I think the biggestchange and this is either going
to make a lot of people happyor maybe piss a lot of people-
off.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
It's going to make five people really angry.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
We're going to A big plus to being a Patreon or a 4th
Wall member at least we figuredwas that you'd get a live
recording in Discord.
You're still going gonna getthat um, but I think what's
gonna end up happening and wecan edit this out, because I
just this just came to me whilewe're talking um is that we're
(07:57):
now gonna be doing it on twitch,so we're gonna move our
platform over to twitch.
We're still gonna be in discord, so those of you who normally
come here and watch us can stilldo that, but it's not going to
be a paid thing anymore, I guesstechnically, because we'll be
on Twitch.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
The thing is, though, we read the chat in Discord
whenever we're recording, sowe're still going to do that,
but I don't think we're going tobe really reading or
interacting with the Twitch chatas much.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yeah, we're basically opening up the live episodes to
be public to everybody, notjust behind the $10 patron wall.
But you patrons that pay themoney are still going to send us
comments and shit and we'll bemore active with reading those
out on the stream.
Reading those out on the streamwe're also because we thought
(08:47):
about, we thought long and hardon this, because obviously
that's taking something awayfrom the people giving us the
most money and you guys thathave been very loyal to us.
We wanted to make sure we'renot just taking something away
and devaluing what you give usevery month.
That's not what we want.
So, to make up for the factthat the live episode watching
(09:08):
is going to be open to thepublic and not just to you guys,
we're going to give ten dollarpatrons a new bonus, an extra
bonus episode every month theremight be more than that.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
We're still kind of workshopping things.
I just want the recordings forthe bonus episodes will still
only be on Discord.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
We're not going to broadcast the bonus recordings
to Twitch.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, yes, twitch, we will not.
Yeah, that's a good point tomake.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, twitch is literally just the live episodes
of the regular four episode amonth free content.
That is all it is for.
But you those of you that aregiving us the $10, you are now
going to be getting a?
Um, we're bringing crypticcorner back and you guys are
going to get cryptic cornerdedicated to you guys and you
guys only the ten dollar patrons.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Um yeah, ten dollar patrons are all that exist
anymore, really yeah, well,that's not true.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
But to be fair, uh, ten dollarreons, we're going to
try and give you a bit moreoomph when it comes to the like
what you, since, since we'rekind of taking away the big draw
to that tier, we're going totry and make it a bit better for
you guys.
Um, so I wouldn't be surprisedif you see maybe an SCP come
through, um, here and there.
(10:21):
Um, I wouldn't be just be onthe lookout.
We, we have crazy lives andthings have gotten kind of all
over for us.
Uh, we want to give you guysquality content as opposed to,
uh, like a mass amount ofcontent.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
So, um, there was a good moment there where we were
literally coming up with thetopic the day before, and we are
tired of that happening.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, basically, all of these changes are to just try
to make things more manageableand more consistent in what we
put out.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, again, you're all going to be getting the same
amount of content, same valuefor what you're giving us.
We're just switching up acouple things, and where we're
making switches, we're makingadditions if we feel you were
losing something.
Um, all in all, this shouldn'taffect anybody in any way, other
than you're not going to betuning in four times a week.
(11:14):
You're gonna be tuning in twicea week, but again, those
episodes are gonna be longer, soyou're getting the same amount
of time out of it too, you mean?
a month, but yeah, sorry, this,this has gone on way too long.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, uh, we're eating way too much, that's true
, but I yeah, I think the bottomline really is for most of the
people who are listening to thisum, all that's really changing
is just that we're going to bedoing, for sure, three episodes
a month that are more likebroader content and smaller like
topics like the ones that we'vebeen doing lately and then like
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one shit we found on reddit orwhatever.
And then, yeah, that one episodea month is going to be a big
topic and it may be an arg, itmay be an analog or whatever but
that's the other thing is that,with trying to not really
knowing exactly what we'rerecording when we're not, we
don't feel like we're adequatelypreparing for those larger
topic episodes and we wouldactually like to dedicate time
(12:08):
to doing better research andstuff like that, and this, I
think, is going to help us dothat yes, so that we can do
those topics better justice yeah, for those of you listening um
on spotify, thank you, um, andyou know you might not get as
much benefit out of this, but itwill draw.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
If you listen.
On youtube, uh, you're gonnaget a lot more visual aids to
some of the things we talk about.
It's one of the things thatwe've talked about that we
really want to do for everyoneis we want to put more um, like,
we want to be able to show whatwe're talking about.
We want to be able to maybethrow up a video, a picture,
something, um, that gives youguys an idea of the things we're
(12:46):
talking about, because we'vedone this very heavy video
medium over an audio medium forsuch a long time that I think
it's time that we try and maybeup the quality of what we're
talking about for you guys.
So YouTube will definitely goup as far as the quality of the
videos, because we got a lot ofcomplaints about you know just
(13:08):
talking on YouTube.
So, with that being said, shouldwe?
Speaker 2 (13:13):
just so.
Anyway, go subscribe to us onTwitch Deludipod.
Twitchtv slash Deludipod.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, we have a Twitch Yep.
And the last thing I want tomention about all this and then
we're going to get into thetopic here is, with all these
changes going on, um, we aregoing to be going on a slight
hiatus so we can get everythingprepared, we can get everything
finally tuned so we haveeverything ready to go for you.
Uh, when, when we are ready, uh, we're still gonna be putting
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out some episodes.
Um, we're gonna be putting outI don't know what episodes
exactly we'll be putting out.
Uh, more than likely a couplebonuses here and there to fill
in gaps if need be, or shit.
Um, I know some people liked thelittle, like uh, book club
thing that I did with my wife awhile back ago a couple times
there.
People enjoyed those.
Me and my wife might sit downand do something like that.
(14:01):
So, this next, these nextcouple here, unfortunately don't
expect a whole, whole heck of alot episode wise from us, um,
but we are still going to beputting out content, uh, while
we're getting everythingprepared and ready to go.
Uh, that way, when we're whenwe're hitting it you're hitting
it good.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, You'll probably see us recording for the first
time time, I want to say thesecond week of January.
That's our goal at least.
Things will change.
We'll have posts go out.
We'll have notifications go out.
You will be fully informed whenand where we record next and
when.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Keep up to date on our social medias, because all
the new information is going tobe on there.
We are going to be very detailoriented on our socials.
No matter what social youfollow us on, just keep your
eyes on there.
It'll let you know all theupdates when we got them out for
you.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, definitely, okay, sorry for taking up so
much time at the beginning ofthis episode.
That concludes housekeeping.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
We didn't even have any new patrons or anything
anyway, so fuck all y'all.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Don't gotta shout anybody out.
Anyway, this one's reallyfucking with our average.
I said that seven minuteaverage like a few episodes ago.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
This has ruined yep, that's, that was my plan.
That was my plan.
All right back to the episode,though.
All right, soldiers, my deludyarmy.
Uh, we are talking somethingthat I am very interested in,
and I love the type of moviesthat come out of this kind of
(15:29):
shit, and I love the type ofstories that come out of this
shit too.
So, speaking of the deluty army, I got my privates here, my two
boys, we are going to betalking.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
I got my privates too .
Speaker 3 (15:42):
You're so fucking funny man.
We're going to be talking myprivates too.
God damn, you're so fuckingfunny man.
Um, we're gonna be talkingabout.
Uh, we're gonna be talkingabout what are we talking?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I stroked out there for a second.
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
We're gonna be talking about military we're
gonna be talking about militarycover-ups or and also some
paranormal military stories andwe're covering up our privates
um, I love everything about,like, if you mix, like, the
paranormal with military, Ifucking love that shit, things
(16:15):
like that.
The movie like overlord or likedog soldiers um, I fucking love
that shit.
Watch that one, it's, it'spretty fun.
Um, fucking love that shit.
I need to watch that one, it's,it's pretty fun.
Um, I love that shit so much.
I love a good World War IIthemed war zone and then you
throw in like a werewolf orsomething in the mix.
It's so entertaining and I got.
I got to thinking we should dosome shit like that.
(16:37):
I'm sure there's some weirdwacky government coverups and
like stories out there that alot of people haven't heard of.
That maybe we could shine alittle bit of light on.
So I'm gonna have to, I'm gonnaneed all of y'all to give me an
attention and give me yourattention.
Thank you, doug, salute and toyou, to you brave, brave, uh, uh
(16:57):
people in the militarylistening, that's what was it?
uh, and to everyone on bothsides, yeah cheers to the troops
, all the troops on both sides.
There you go, yeah, there yougo.
All right, who wants to gofirst with their weird military
propaganda stories?
Speaker 1 (17:17):
uh, I guess I can start us off on one that might
pave the way, uh, for otherstories.
I have a few short stories.
I don't have a whole long one,but I have a few short ones.
Hell, yeah, I'm here for it.
All right, what's that?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
feel like hey, more penis jokes.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
New year, new man, New year new me, Full of dick
jokes.
New year same penis size.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
New year, new penis, I wish All right.
So the Pentagon Papers have youheard about this?
Have you seen this?
Have you heard about this?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
It sounds, the ones that caught on fire when a plane
hit the Pentagon.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
No.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Allegedly.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
That's some 9-11 shit , that I didn't.
Why didn't I do some 9-11 shit?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Anyways, all right, so the pentagon papers we're
starting out the new era deludioby getting absolutely shadow
banned on youtube so hear me out, y'all.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Um, so yeah, the pentagon papers.
If you haven't heard them, uh,if you were to search the
pentagon papers online, you canactually read this whole Big,
long ass document.
I did not no good, clearly, butI don't got time for that shit
but you can find this wholedocument online.
So, basically, this is a set ofdocuments that got leaked by a
(18:40):
guy named Daniel Ellsberg whowas basically working with the
government to uh write a bunchof like classified uh reports
about the Vietnam war while itwas going on.
So he was writing this reportfor the government and working
with the department of defense,and basically he was, like you
(19:01):
know, kind of typing the shit up, reading this stuff, being told
what to like, like put in thesedocuments, and he was going
what in the actual fuck rightnow?
So I'm going to very TLDR thisbecause if you were to look
online about any of thisinformation, you're either going
to see a bunch of two tofour-minute videos or a bunch of
(19:21):
one to five-hour videos, minutevideos or a bunch of one to
five hour videos.
So, depending on how much youwant to go into this, uh, feel
free to go look at all thatother stuff.
But, um, I'm going to tldr thisone for everyone.
So this guy, daniel, he's again, he's working with the
government and he decides thathe's going to leak a bunch of
these papers to some higher uppeople in the Senate and like
(19:44):
the government right, and hedoes this and he's like, oh well
, hopefully someone's going tospeak up and say something.
Now the reason this is importantis because they were basically
papers detailing why we were inVietnam, and a lot of it was
just because our governmentwanted to bomb the crap out of
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Vietnam to essentially controlthe way that China was going to
essentially react towards it.
We had never any intention ofwinning the war and these papers
outline all the reasons andpretty much everything we did
that essentially, we didn't tellthe public about.
A lot of things that happenedin vietnam were not discussed
(20:29):
publicly, uh, to the us citizensand, uh, if you know anything
about the vietnam war, it wasfucking horrific.
A lot of people have traumafrom it.
There's a lot of ptsd out therefrom it.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
It's just real terrible shit cue that one song
every vietnam movie has in it ohyeah, the fucking it ain't me.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
It ain't me so long story short.
He basically he had sent outthese papers to senate, uh
members, and nobody acted on it.
So he's like, all right, well,I'm gonna send it to the fucking
new york times, I'm gonna sendit to a bunch of news outlets.
So he sends these leakeddocuments out to these news
(21:09):
outlets and they end uppublishing them, they end up
starting to write a bunch ofarticles about it.
So, nixon, who?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
uh tricky dick.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I knew he'd get involved somehow, so nixon like
in every single thing that Iread for this episode, nixon's
name appears at least once.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Oh, I mean he's a huge turd.
He's a big turd.
Everything about this is whyWatergate was like he just got
fucked.
You know what I'm saying?
So, like, basically, nixonfinds out that this Daniel guy
leaked these papers to to thepress, to senate members and all
this shit, and he freaks thefuck out and he's like doing
(21:49):
pretty much everything in hispower to stop these papers from
like, being fully published.
Uh, so eventually nixon takesdaniel to court and uh, you know
I'm sure nixon's thinking, ohwell, I'm, you know, I'm the
fucking man I'm the president.
You can't take me to court butthat's not what happens at all.
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The courts actually side withthe press, because it was
essentially the press versusnixon and uh.
To be fair, it took a fuckinglong time for the uh that the
this whole uh document toactually be released.
It took a fucking long time forthe whole document to actually
be released.
It didn't get released until2011, which is, if you know,
(22:34):
quite a long time from when the.
Vietnam War happened so yeah,you can fully read it today if
you can math, which I cannot,but if you can, you'll know that
that's a long time.
So, yeah, basically it wasreally kind of fucked up because
, um, this, this whole situation, the pentagon papers and
(22:55):
everything, um, you find out alot of fucked up shit uh, about
like the vietnam war again.
I'm not gonna go into all thatbecause I think we all know that
the vietnam war was fucked,regardless of if it was
classified or not.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
They put poop out of the spears okay, uh, but this
specific thing uh I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I was thinking like asian orange and carpet bombing
and shit, but mike's just likepoop he's concerned about the
shit spears you get the diseasesfrom that man well gangrene
Speaker 1 (23:33):
dude, you don't fuck around with gangrene so the
reason I thought this was a goodone to start with is because
this actually paved the way forhow the public is now able to
view classified info and how thegovernment, um, I mean still
probably covers up a lot offucking shit, but, um, it gave
the press and it gave the publica better idea of, like how, um,
(23:57):
leaking classified informationcan actually benefit you,
because the press, I guess,technically has a a duty to uh,
report the truth right like theyare the source of truth, not
anymore.
Um got them, yeah, I thought Ithought that was kind of
interesting.
Uh, I watched a bunch of shiton this.
(24:18):
Actually I went a lot deeperthan I wanted to.
I just didn't want to spendenough like fucking 20 minutes
talking about this, but um, Ithought it was pretty
interesting.
Doug's just in his roomwatching vietnam war
documentaries and shit I got thefucking like the red strings
going across the room andfucking shit.
I.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
I'm just like All pointing to a picture of Nixon
and Roger Stone.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Hell yeah, but no, that's really it.
It's a pretty wild little storyand that's the first one I
found, but I'll save my otherones for after you.
Guys, Dude, that rips brother.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I'll talk about mine.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Speaking of poop spears.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
As I was trying to find things For this episode.
An insane amount of this shitthat I was finding had something
to do with public health andlike the deeper and deeper I
went down these holes.
I was like I came out the otherside at one point, almost like
man.
Maybe JFK Jr is on to something.
And I was like this is not agood place for me to be Hold on.
(25:17):
I need to grab back onto realityhere for a second.
But something that is actuallya real thing, that I didn't know
a whole lot about, that I kindof knew existed but didn't know
some of the details on, was theUS Biological Weapons Program.
So from 1943 to 1975, theunited states had a biological
(25:41):
weapons program.
So it started during world warii, um, and it lasted until the
70s and they kind of stopped itbecause of the geneva, the
geneva convention.
But they did a bunch of testingand they also stockpiled a
bunch of biological weapons thatwere essentially just weapons
that they could use to spreaddisease and bacteria and viruses
(26:01):
and shit super quickly.
Like they had a giganticarsenal of anthrax and botulism
and shit.
There's a whole lot of differentthings that you can go into
that this weapons program did.
There's a long and storiedhistory here.
But one thing that stood out tome as something that uh is
(26:23):
particularly scary is somethingcalled.
So there were several of theseand I'll get into that here in a
second, but the first one thatI ended up on was something
called operation sea spray, andso operation sea spray was uh
something that the navy yeah,this goes forever and I it's
(26:43):
fucking crazy.
So this was an operation thatthe navy did in 1950 as part of
the biological weapons program,where they literally took ships
and then rocked up to the SanFrancisco Bay and they spread
bacteria all over San Franciscointentionally, without telling
(27:07):
anyone.
They didn't tell the powersthat be in San Francisco, they
didn't tell healthcare workersin San Francisco, they didn't
tell fucking anybody.
And they didn't tell fuckinganybody until 1977, but we'll
get into that here in a secondweren't they?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
what wasn't their excuse?
They're like but it washarmless bacteria, yeah so
that's that's exactly whatthat's exactly where I'm going
oh gotcha.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
So so they spread two types of bacteria all over the
population, uh, the first onewas serratia, uh, marcescens,
and this is a bacteria that'sactually responsible for a ton
of um like utis and infectionsthat people get in the hospital
(27:49):
from like um like surgeries andstuff like that, and they were
like, oh well, this is prettyharmless.
And so they spread it all overthe fucking san francisco bay,
and so 11 people turned up theweek after they did this and
they were like, and they hadutis, and the military sort of
(28:10):
attributed this to the fact that, like, all 11 of these people
had surgeries recently, and sothey're like, well, it was
probably the surgeries and allthese people got infected in the
hospital, and it's just acoincidence.
But there was also a largespike in pneumonia cases in San
Francisco.
Somebody actually sued thegovernment over this, because
(28:35):
they claimed that someone thatthey were related to actually
died as a result of this.
So in 1981, uh, they sued thegovernment saying that edward j
nevin was actually killed bythis bacteria, because he died,
like in a matter of weeks afterthis test took place and the
(28:56):
cause for his death was a strainof this bacteria, and the
courts dismissed it and theywere like, well, there's
actually no proof that thebacteria that came off of these
ships is the bacteria thatkilled this guy.
Um, but there are some damningquotes in here that, even if the
bacteria wasn't responsible forkilling this guy, don't put you
(29:19):
at ease at all, because one ofthe doctors that they quote in
the defense is dr john j farmer,who was a researcher from the
centers of disease control, um,and he testified for the
government and told the courtthat there was less than one in
100 chance that the bacteriafrom the ship was the bacteria
that killed this guy.
(29:39):
If you're spreading bacteriaover a population of hundreds of
thousands to millions of people1 in 100 chance.
Not that bad?
Yeah, not that bad.
Pretty good odds that doesn'tsound good at all.
In the 80s, that sounded good,that's like.
I don't think so.
I think they knew how to doprobability in the 80s.
That's, that's like, I don'tthink so.
I think they knew how to doprobability in the 80s and I
(30:01):
can't believe that.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
That this was the testimony that the defense had,
and they were like oh yeah,you're probably right this
reminds me I don't know ifyou're going to go under this as
well but the chicago incidentsas well.
Do you bring those up at all?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
um, maybe.
Okay, it depends on if thatfalls under one of the things
I'm also about to go into.
So, um, they're basically theuh.
Their determination here wasthat the government maintained
that it believed at the timethat the bacteria was harmless.
Um, but it has since beenestablished that the bacteria
(30:35):
can be harmful to a small groupof people whose natural
immunities are compromised bysickness, so that happened.
The reason that we actually knowabout this at all, though, was
because it came up in a courtcase in 1977, and during this
court case, a whole bunch ofother shit like this was also
(30:55):
disclosed, and so some of thethings that were revealed in
1977 and you can go to, like thewikipedia article for the ocean
sea spray or the operation seaspray incident and look at these
but some of the other thingsthat they did were, between 49
and 1969, uh, basically, openair tests of biological agents
(31:18):
like this one were conducted 239different times, and in 80 of
those experiments, the army saidthat it used live bacteria that
its research at the timethought were harmless, and in
others, it just used innerchemicals to simulate bacteria.
So this kind of happened afucking lot.
One in particular, was in the50s Army, researchers dispersed
(31:40):
zinc, cadmium sulfide, which isnow known to cause cancer, over
Minnesota and other Midwesternstates, just to see how far it
would spread in the atmosphere.
Particles were detected all theway in New York from Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
In.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
New York in 1966, they spread a different type of
bacteria that was also believedto be harmless in the subway
system by dropping light bulbsthat were filled with bacteria
onto the tracks in Manhattan,and the bacteria from those
light bulbs was carried formiles throughout the subway
system.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
That was mine.
That wasn't Chicago, it was.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
New York and in May of 1965 they released bacteria
in washington's national airportand the greyhound lines um at
the bus terminal there, and morethan 130 passengers were
exposed to the bacteria and ittraveled to 39 different cities
in seven states in the two weeksfollowing the attack.
So if you were alive at anypoint between 1950 and like 1966
(32:44):
, there's a good chance that youcame in contact with something
that the government just dumpedinto the air and they were like
this is probably fine oh, youforgot one.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Uh, in 2020, uh, they did the same thing and then we
all got fucking sick.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Oh yeah, bad joke, great, moving on if you're alive
from if you're alive between1950 and 1976, or whatever, you
might be entitled tocompensation no, according to
the government, you're notentitled to shit cause you can't
fucking prove it.
They established that in 1981fair, I forget which.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I was reading something and I can't remember
what it was, but there was a asimilar uh thing that happened
where, uh, these like women suedthe government because of, uh,
something that had happened.
And basically the governmentwas like, ah well, these are
classified.
Like we can, we can't bringthese to court.
Like we can't, we can't tellyou what we did in court, so,
(33:41):
like we can't, you know, wecan't testify properly.
And the court's like, ah yeah,they, we can't do that.
So like you guys don't get, youguys get nothing.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Was that with the ladies that got radiated?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I can't.
I can't remember off the top ofmy head, but basically they had
to wait until the papers becamedeclassified and then, sure as
shit, the declassified papershad nothing in it.
That was like, really, thatclassified and basically totally
said, hey, the governmentfucked up and you probably
should have been compensated forwhat happened.
Um, I the only reason I bringthis up is because the person
who was bringing it up was likeyeah, like I work for the
government and no one ever saidlike you know, basically, if you
declassify something, it kindof is what it is, so like nobody
(34:25):
ever got fired for classifyinga document.
You know what I'm saying, whichI think is kind of fucked up.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
But here we are, the government.
Government we are thegovernment.
You can't trust the government,boy.
You guys went a completelydifferent route with this than I
did oh, that's okay, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
I didn't feel like I was doing the right thing when I
looked this up, but I thoughtit was interesting no, that's
fine, I'm into it also samethough because when I was
looking shit up.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I'm like what do I talk?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
about.
Also, you should probably stillget vaccinated.
I'm just going to say that.
Because, I also came across.
There's like an outbreak ofwhooping cough in Tennessee
because people aren'tvaccinating their kids.
Vaccines work okay.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
You may not trust the government, but let's not
reintroduce polio to thepopulation.
There's a big outbreak of RSVaroundce polio to the.
There's a big outbreak of rsvaround here too, yeah, so that's
fun.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
That's poor babies anyway, you have one of those I
do.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Um, I guess I'll talk about mine.
Um, nah, and you're gonna seewhy, I think I went a different
direction than you guys.
So, in 2016, the year of ourLord and Savior PewDiePie I
don't know something washappening in 2016 with him, I'm
sure.
Oh 2016,.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
PewDiePie was peak PewDiePie, there we go.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
There we go, nailed it.
When did he get canceled?
Probably 2017.
That was the first time hereally.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
No, that was like the first time he got in trouble.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Oh, that was the first time?
Speaker 2 (35:56):
he really no, that was the first time he got in
trouble.
He only got in trouble becausepeople on Tumblr don't
understand internet humor.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
But also didn't he like the N-word or something
that was?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
after that was a little way off.
Okay, yeah, we don't talk aboutthat.
Speaker 3 (36:08):
No 2016.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
PewPie.
That was 2018 PewPie.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
New Year bad.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
PewPie.
Anyway, in 2016, we don't talkabout the bridge.
Yeah, in 2016, uh, a story wasdeveloped, um, about a group of
soldiers in 2002 in kandahar,afghanistan, um, so there's a
(36:39):
few theories on where this storyfirst initially took place.
Uh, first and foremost, thereare a couple youtube.
There's a youtube channel outthere that claims to have
interviewed a, uh, a soldier whowas in this task force and I'll
(37:00):
get to the story of the taskforce in a second but they
claimed to be the original andthey interviewed this task force
guy.
Another one and Doug justwalked away, so he's not going
to hear this and this is his owndamn fault.
But the other claim to be thefirst person to unveil.
This is our boy, art Bell,himself.
Coast to coast.
Artis Bellis, artis Bellis.
(37:22):
Now the issue Artis Belland,the issue I found with that one
they keep referencing Art Bellas being the first.
A lot of the articles I founddid, but I cannot, for the life
of me, find any proof that ArtBell even talked about the
Kandahar Giants.
So I'm going with the otherpeople, guy being the first one
to unveil it, and his name hisname is John Cena LA Morzulli.
(37:48):
Apparently, he is the guy thatinterviewed a man known as Mr D
who claims to have been presentduring Mr D's during this
situation.
So here's a story back in 2002,there was a troop of American
soldiers who, um, went basicallyradio silent on one of their
(38:10):
patrols.
Uh, they never uh reported inwith uh command to see what
they're doing, where they were.
They just went radio silent.
A couple days pass and theyhave heard, no one has heard
anything from this troop.
Right?
So we send out a special taskforce to find this group of
(38:30):
soldiers.
This task force found, uh, wentto where that group was
supposed to, that platoon wassupposed to be, and they kind of
followed a trail that theyfound going up a mountainside.
As they kept going up thatmountainside, they found broken
equipment, like radios and likefabric from like uniforms,
(38:51):
things like that.
They're like, ah shit, we're onthe case.
They're like, ah shit, we're onthe case.
With this being 2002,afghanistan, they weren't taking
any, you know, they were takingall precautions.
So they're like, hey, let's dothis.
We found evidence of our guysbeing here.
Looks like they were attackedor something, as there's a bunch
of damaged equipment here.
(39:12):
So let's just prepare for, youknow know, a potential attack on
us.
Um, with them being on amountain, they couldn't really
see too far up above them.
They didn't know what was goingon.
So, for all they know, they'rewalking into some sort of trap
or uh, uh bamboozlement.
So they keep making their wayup the, the, the mountain, uh,
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basically inch by inch, just tocover their tracks to make sure
that they're going to be okay.
They make their way up to themountain and they make their way
up to a certain point of it andonce they get to this point,
they find a, basically a cave inthis mountain, big old cave,
and they're like oh, this is abig cave, it's huge, it looks
like it goes on forever.
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Let's kind of be cautious ofthat.
As they like oh, this is a bigcave, it's huge, it looks like
it goes on forever.
Let's kind of, you know, becautious of that.
Um, as they approach the cave,they notice more and more
damaged uh equipment.
They even find bones, uh, bonesthat resemble human bones.
So they're like I think this isour guys, something's going on
here.
So they inspect the cave alittle bit further.
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Upon inspecting this cave, theynotice something moving in it.
Uh, they can't really see whatit is at first and they are like
, oh shit, there's something inthe cave.
We gotta, you know, all eyes onthat thing that's in the cave.
So as they're taking positionand they're trying to scope out
and identify what's in this cave, a giant ass spear just comes
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flying and impales um, a, theonly impales the only member who
has a name in this story.
Everyone else is unidentified,but his name is apparently dan,
and dan here gets impaled bythis spear.
It's a a giant.
Is it a poop spear?
It might be a poop spear, butit's a giant spear with a metal
tip.
Speaker 1 (41:00):
How have we gotten onto this poop spear's, okay,
yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
When you find a fetish, you stick to it.
My guy, what can I tell you?
So he goes down right.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
You don't find the fetish, the fetish finds you
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
So this guy goes down right spear in him.
He's done, kaput dead.
This giant they claim to beanywhere between uh, 12 to 15
foot giant, humanoid creaturecomes fucking booking it out of
this cave system towards the,the soldier that he just killed,
private Private Dan.
This Private Dan, private Dan,uh, this, this giant pulls out
the spear from Dan and he hasspear and he's attacking the
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other soldiers.
This giant is said to have gray, gray skin, uh, and long, red,
bushy hair, think like a fuckingHagrid, but skinnier, and red
hair instead of black hair, andhis skin's all gray.
So so the soldiers they hadlike big, like they had like
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heavy fire weapons I forget whatweapons specifically they said
they had, but they had.
They weren't going into thiswith like light shit.
They had like, yeah, they'd beof cheese.
They had like armor piercingrounds and and and, uh, machine,
heavy machine guns, shit likethat.
They just fucking unloaded onthis giant and in the interview,
the task force guy who wentunnamed, mr d um.
(42:34):
He said that they shot at thisthing non-stop with their heavy
artillery for 30 secondsstraight and it took 30 seconds
of constant firing to bring thisfucking thing down.
Once they brought it down.
They called in.
They're like oh hey, come on,got fucking.
We fucking giant, I don't knowwhat to tell y'all.
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You ever seen Attack on Titan?
Boom, here you go and they callit in and a helicarrier
basically meets up with them andpicks them up and the body of
this thing.
So they discover a few things.
When they're on the helicarrierwith this giant's body, they
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discover that it has two sets ofteeth and it has six toes and,
I believe, six fingers as well.
So it's got an extra digit Morethe merrier.
This thing also had what lookedlike rudimentary clothing.
It had animal furs all over itand everything and it had
(43:39):
basically like these primitive,like moccasins, essentially that
it wore and had the revox withthe strap the revox with the
straps.
Um, it was wearing a pair ofyeezys, uh, guess they just
abandoned that line.
Um, so the one of the otherthings they note is that this
thing it stank like a corpse.
They kept saying that like itsmelled like death, probably
(44:02):
because it was dead already, butthey said that while they're in
that cave system as well, likeeverything that thing smells
like death yeah, they're likewhile they're at all.
They said they remember thatsmell from when they're looking,
uh, investigating the cave aswell.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
They said that the smell coming from the cave
smelled like death as well I'mnow imagining that this is just
like a guy running around andlike a shaved dead bear.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
Yeah, the the thing for me that like gets me with
like, like, like sasquatches andgiants and stuff like this.
Uh, I don't know if you guyswatch trailer park boys, but I
just it always reminds me ofwhen they find like sam in the
like woods, just like beingstinky.
(44:44):
You do you guys, either of youwatch that show?
No, so this this is hittingnone of you right now, but I
know a lot of the memes from itif you watch trailer park boys
you'll understand.
They find, they find this guysam in the woods and they're
like they think it's a sasquatch, but he's just really like
overly hairy and stinky and likethat's yeah, cool, man cool
(45:05):
great, awesome yeah I'm justgonna go down there and just
ruin everything that they'redoing yeah, uh, anyway.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
So they um, they, they land and in an undisclosed
area where more governmentofficials come in, they take
away the body of the giant andthey force everyone in the task
force I believe it was eightpeople to essentially sign NDAs
saying that you will never beable to talk about this and
(45:33):
we're going to make damn sure ofit.
Even to the point where theyfabricated how Private Dan died.
You can find paperwork.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Was he a lieutenant or Lieutenant Dan?
Speaker 3 (45:46):
You can find paperwork on a private named Dan
who did die in 2002.
Speaker 2 (45:52):
But there was no giant lieutenant.
Speaker 3 (45:54):
In the Kandahar, in the kandahar uh uh area, but he
died of um like explosion, likedamage from like explosives he
got, he got blowed up yeah, um,so my fruit up.
It's theorized that thegovernment covered this up so
that the public would notdiscover these giants.
(46:15):
Now a lot of people claim thatthese giants are real because
they are referenced in the Bibleas the Nephilim Nephilim,
however you say it, nephilim are.
Nephilim, so the Nephilim inthe Bible.
There's a couple differentinterpretations.
I'm just ignoring youcompletely.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah, I was probably gonna get myself into trouble,
so let's just move on uh so doyou know?
Speaker 1 (46:43):
do you know what a nephilim is?
Though, like, I'm actually likeasking, like yeah, I'm getting
into it right now okay, he'sabout to explain.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, so there's.
I don't know if he is.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
There's a couple theories on what the uh nephilim
are in the bible uh.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
One is that it is.
He wasn't kidding Nephilim yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
One is that it's angels who have made whoopee
with humans, and the Nephilim isthe product of that, the baby.
So basically a half angel, halfhuman.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
Others say that they are.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Where are my supernatural fans at right?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
now Like a humunculus Kind of.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Others say that they are angels that have fallen to
Earth.
Others say that they are theoffspring of angels and devils.
So there's a couple differentinterpretations, depending on
what area and what region in uh,and what religion you are.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
That would have where does the shinigami come into
this?
Um, I believe we skip to thatpart that would be better now so
technically, devils are justangels, they're just fallen.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
So it's the same shit .
Just if we're gonna go, ifwe're gonna go real deep into it
and go off the supernaturallore yeah, yeah, yeah, because
supernatural known to beentirely historically basically
the bible bro yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:04):
So all of this does, um, you know, sound a little, a
little crazy and a little overthe top, but, like you guys have
mentioned in some of yourstories as well, the government
is not uh, uh, they're notagainst the idea of hiding
things from the public andmaking it extremely hard for
(48:24):
shit to get out.
Now there is some issues thatpeople have had with the, the.
I guess the realism in this andif this is true or not, a lot
of people claim this is fake fora few reasons.
First and foremost, um, thefirst person to conduct the
interview with that mystery Mr Dperson who was in the encounter
(48:49):
.
His name is LA Marzulli and heis a filmmaker who makes films
and art about basically mashingbiblical uh figures into the
real world.
So he has a history of liketaking like a fucking noah's ark
(49:12):
and putting it to the tune oflike the titanic or something.
So it is not out of the uh,it's not out of the realm
possibility that this is one ofhis stories, since these giants
are biblical figures and andhe's putting them into a
real-world situation, like thewar that was going on back then.
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The kandahar giant isn't theonly giant um sighting in a,
afghanistan or b, just aroundthe world in general.
So there's actually quite a fewthat go on.
In the country of afghanistan,first and foremost, there's the
kandahar giant that I'vereferenced, there's a giant of
kunar um.
There is the giants on the feedum.
There's another one calledgiant of a man, the giant of
kunar um.
There is the giants on the feedum.
There's another one calledgiant of a man, the giant of or
is gone, or is gone um, andthere's a couple others that
(50:13):
don't have much going on.
But these are all storiesapparently given by uh,
anonymous uhS military personnelwho have come forward saying I
can't legally tell you thisinformation, so I want to stay
anonymous, but I'm going to giveyou this information anyway.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
And they all when you were researching.
Did you hear about the New YorkGiants?
Speaker 3 (50:42):
Funny man.
You God.
I'm happy you're in florida,but all these are very similar
situations where a group ofsoldiers come across a giant.
Whether they attack it or don't, that varies on the on the
story.
Uh, one of them is this guy wasusing, like uh, thermal vision
(51:03):
just to scope out an area and hewas in like a valley full of,
like some trees.
These trees were like 12 feettall and he sees this heat
signature just rise up above thetrees and it's just a single
figure and it like dashes awayfast enough to where he loses it
on the thermal.
Um, but the fact that there arenumerous stories about these
(51:25):
giants in the middle east, a lotof people are claiming that
there is some truth to this.
Even if you don't think thekandahar giant is real, there
might be some truth to giantsliving on that area on an actual
, for real note.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
I don't remember I I didn't do any research,
obviously, prior to this aboutgiants, but there is a.
There was aoker, I think it was, maybe a YouTuber, I'm not sure
who had video of a giant, Ibelieve.
I don't know if you saw this.
Nope, they had video of a giantand the video is, I mean, kind
(52:01):
of exactly what you'd expect.
They like zoom in from reallyfucking far away and they're
like oh, that thing on themountain is like too tall to
just be a person oh, I have seenthat the person disappeared
yeah
Speaker 2 (52:12):
almost immediately after uploading it couldn't it
just be a bear?
They claim it's a big foot.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
I don't, I don't fucking know.
I wasn't there, I wasn'tlooking I don't fucking care.
Uh, but that's the.
I wasn't there, I didn't lookin there.
I don't fucking care.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
But that's the Kandahar Giants story.
That's my story.
Crazy, crazy, damn dude.
Now, doug, that's sick.
You mentioned you have otherthings you want to show us right
.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Yeah, I have one that's kind of similar to the
last one I did, but then I havelike a really short one and it's
my favorite one, which I'll sayfor the end.
Do you guys have other ones oris it just me?
No, I have nothing okay closeto an hour anyhow, okay cool,
I'll go over this one.
So this one, uh, as opposed tomy other one.
Uh, this one is called projectsunshine.
I don't know if you guys sawanything about this.
(52:58):
This was kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
I'm gonna say trigger warning yeah, there's a mario
game about it yeah, yeah,exactly.
Speaker 1 (53:05):
I'm gonna say trigger warning now, uh, child, uh not
greatness things happening.
I don't.
I'm not actually sure whattrigger warning I need to be
giving right childhood traumayeah, uh, no, just traumatic
things happening to children,that's probably better.
Speaker 2 (53:23):
Isn't that Okay?
Continue Childhood trauma.
No trauma that's happening tochildren.
Speaker 3 (53:31):
I don't understand, all right.
So Project Sunshine, you idiot.
Speaker 1 (53:34):
Project Sunshine.
Project Sunshine was a seriesof research studies that began
in 1953 to discover the impactthat radioactive fallout had on
the world's population.
So the project was initiallykept secret and only became
publicly known three years later, in 1956.
So it was commissioned by theUS State Atomic Energy
(53:59):
Commission and the USAF Project.
Rand Sunshine basically was toexamine long-term effects of
nuclear radiation on thebiosphere due to repeated
nuclear detonations.
That the US was doing and otherplaces were doing.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
There was a time when they were just blowing shit up.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
Well, that's the whole thing like we were kind of
being a little a littleloosey-goosey with when we were
detonating atomic bombs and shitand like I don't think we
realized, uh, how not great thatis for the earth.
Yeah, that shit spreads ingeneral, um.
So, basically, sunshine soughtto measure the global dispersion
of s?
Sr 90 by measuring itsconcentration in the tissues and
(54:45):
bones of the dead, orparticularly of interest was the
tissue of the young, whosedeveloping bones had the highest
like propensity to accumulateSR 90 inside of them, inside of
them, um, thus being the highestsuccess like basically having
(55:06):
the highest rate of being ableto.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
Uh like, take in.
You're saying nuclear falloutsticks to kids.
Speaker 1 (55:09):
Yeah, kid if you're a kid and you want to go, we uh,
I mean everything drugs kidshave you seen a child?
Speaker 3 (55:17):
they're sticky yeah, they're gross.
I know I have one, yeah, sogross.
She sticky all the time.
I don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (55:24):
Mike is constantly covered in shit is what I'm
imagining.
Speaker 3 (55:29):
My pants are pretty stained up, mike is a poop spear
.
Speaker 1 (55:34):
Mike gave birth to a poop spear Alright, so.
A poop spear or a sphere, yourchoice, I don't even care at
this point.
So Sunshine had a great deal ofcontroversy around it.
Basically, it was revealed thatmany of the remains that were
sampled were utilized withoutpermission from the relatives of
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the dead, which wasn't knownuntil many years later,
obviously.
So on January 18th 1955,commissioner Dr Willard Libby
said that there was insufficientdata regarding the effects of
fallout due to a lack of humansamples, especially samples
taken from children, to analyze.
So he was quoted saying I don'tknow how to get them, but I do
(56:19):
say that it is a matter of primeimportance to get them,
particularly in the young agegroup.
So human samples are often theprime importance and if anybody
knows how to do a good job ofbody snatching, they will really
be serving their country.
This is an actual quote from anactual man who was tasked to
(56:39):
research how Fallout affectspeople.
Okay, so he said, snatch upthem, bodies y'all, and give
them to America, because it'sgood to do.
Speaker 2 (56:55):
What did you say about body slamming?
Speaker 3 (56:57):
Body snatching, snatching.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
Body snatching.
Speaker 3 (57:00):
We need you to research, I need you to find
your nearest child and you'regoing to give them a body slam,
Body snatching.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
We need you to research.
I need you to find your nearestchild and you're gonna give
them a body slam, you're gonnatake them and you're going to
fucking full Nelson.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
RKO right into the fucking ground.
Now I'm on board.
Okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (57:16):
So this ended up leading over to after this quote
, okay, after this was said,leading over to, uh, fit, after
this quote.
Okay, after this was said tothe public.
Over 1500 samples were gathered, all right.
Only which of 500 were actuallysampled and analyzed?
Um, so many of these 1500cadavers were babies or young
(57:39):
children taken from Australiaand Europe without their parents
consent or knowledge.
Okay, they just straight upwere like yoink, give me your
baby.
Um, sorry, give me your.
Give me your dead baby.
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Uh, let's just you don't need it anymore.
Speaker 1 (57:59):
This is why I said trigger warning in the beginning
.
Alright, so they were takingdead babies and they were using
them for testing, essentiallyright so they were just taking
dead kids and just irradiatingthem yeah, they were like.
Think of nuketown.
They were just like just fullof babies, right anyways, so
right according.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
Isn't there going to be like some impact that like a
functioning circulatory systemhas on all this?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (58:25):
I don't think, question their methods, I don't,
I don't think they care, theywere just like put some, put
some fucking meat to just blowsome kids someone was being very
someone just really hated kidsand wanted any excuse.
Yeah, apparently it was mrfucking um.
Dr willard libby just hatedkids um, so according to an
(58:48):
investigation launched by thebritish uh newspaper.
They reported that the britishscientists had obtained
children's bodies from varioushospitals and then shipped their
bodies to the united states.
Um, a british mother is quotedas saying that her stillborn
baby's legs were removed byBritish doctors and basically to
(59:09):
prevent her from finding outwhat had happened.
They're just like, yeah, youcan't really have a funeral or
dress your baby for a funeral.
I don't know the procedure ofwhat having a stillborn is, to
be fair, and if you have afuneral for that happening or if
(59:29):
you dress them up to be quitehonest with you.
But yeah, no, australia was likeyo, legs are mine oh my god
sorry.
So yeah, australia, can I havethose back?
Australia, europe, america, allkind of assholes man, I mean,
they'll do anything to learnsome some knowledge, right?
Speaker 3 (59:54):
I wonder what they even learn from it, where
they're just like turns outthat's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (59:58):
Guess what it's bad guys.
I found out radiation's bad,that's that's what I'm trying to
figure out here is like what,where they try, what are you
accomplishing with irradiatingdead people?
Like you're not gonna find outhow long it stays in the body
because it's not functioning,like it's not cleaning shit out
it like.
So what are you learning?
(01:00:18):
How long radiation stays in adead body?
I guess?
Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
you know it's Out of all the things I watched about
this.
I didn't get any answers tothat question.
I don't think I learned asingle thing about what actually
happened.
Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
What they were actually trying to accomplish.
Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Just hate kids, but that's all I got.
That's Project Sunshine.
Why is that such a hard word tosay?
Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
They even gave it.
I hate that.
They gave it kind of a fun name.
You know what I mean.
They're like you are mysunshine, my only sunshine.
Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
We'll kill your baby and take its legs.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
And then we'll nuke them.
Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
And then we'll cook them up, good.
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
That's pretty much it .
Yeah, that's good, that'spretty much it.
Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Yeah, that's it.
That's all you got.
Wow, Thanks everyone for comingout tonight.
Do you have any more?
No, I have one more, I have onemore.
Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
This was my favorite story and it's the shortest
story.
Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Oh, I thought the Nuke and Babies was your
favorite story.
Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
No, that's fucked up, man.
Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
Is this a little lighter?
Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Are we gonna end on a good note?
Actually, I'm not sure.
It depends on how you feel.
Alright, so this is this isabout.
This is the CIA.
We're moving over to the CIA.
Nice, they spent 20 milliondollars trying to make cat spies
.
Oh Okay.
So basically what the CIA didis they took a bunch of cats and
(01:01:46):
they gave them all surgery toimplant radios in their ears and
then they made them radioactive.
Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
No, no no, and then they took their legs they put
these radios in their ears right.
Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
And then they released them into Russia in
specific spots because they'relike no one's gonna suspect it
Kill Johnussia in specific spotsthey're like no one's gonna
they're like we don't care likethey're, like they were.
So they tested, tested this outin russia, and they're like all
right, we're gonna releasethese cats into russia and this
is literally the birds spying onpeople, but it's cats but the
(01:02:19):
the funniest thing is is that.
So they spent all this moneyputting like giving the cat
surgery and like, uh, sendingthem into russia, and then, like
immediately lost like half ofthem all of them, because either
they got distracted or got hitby a car, oh like, so that's sad
, but like, basically they werethe most useless spies ever.
(01:02:43):
And the cats that they did takeback, they were just like
alright, we're just gonna removethese fucking things.
And there's one catspecifically that apparently
like, went, spied, did a goodjob, came home, got the shit
removed and then lived a longhappy life.
Got the purple heart.
This was a fucking stupid assidea.
Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Alright, agent Sprinkles.
And they never used cats heart.
This was a fucking stupid assidea.
All right, agent.
Agent sprinkles cats againagent sprinkles.
I need you to get documents,documents, okay, quit licking.
Your asshole agent sprinkles.
Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
You're compromised yeah, that's, that's.
Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
It's just recordings of yeah licking my balls now, uh
, but yeah, that's all I got onthat one.
I just thought that was funnybecause it was short and stupid
and I was like that's prettyfunny how's our new secret agent
doing?
Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
well, captain, if I'm being honest, he's been
sleeping on a window sill for 16hours.
He hasn't moved.
God damn, he's so good.
What else?
Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
has he done?
Well, he licked his ass forlike it's brilliant agent
sprinkles.
Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Who's a good boy.
Who's a good boy?
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
there's a can of meow mix waiting for you to be fair,
that was actually one of thethings that they were worried
about.
They're like how do we feedthem?
Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
that's the other surgery.
You surgically implant a ratinto the tummy and there you go,
nailed it.
That's the one All right.
Well on that note.
Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
It's just like it's digesting the rat like a perfect
homeostasis between the ratethat it's digesting the rat and
the rate that the rat is healingitself, oh shit.
So it's an alive rat, butwhat's?
The rat is healing itself.
Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Oh shit, it's an alive rat.
Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
But what's the rat eating?
Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
The rat eats the cat.
It's like a symbiotic.
Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Oh, okay, gotcha, but the cat is healing at the rate
that the rat is eating it.
Do we just figure out unlimitedenergy?
Yeah, it's the same matter justbeing passed.
It's pooped back and forthforever basically Wow, more poop
we got.
Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Yeah, it's the same matter just being passed it's
pooped back and forth forever.
Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Basically wow, more poop, we got there, we figured
it out entire cities, entirecivilizations on cat rat eating
itself technology anyway, be onthe lookout for our new twitch.
Go there twitchtv, slashdoodlypod or whatever it was.
I forgot um do that someonefollowed us.
I got a notification check outall of our socials, because
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you're gonna get updates onthose and just uh, be on the
lookout for a new looty.
It's gonna be good, it's gonnabe fun, I think it's gonna be
very, very beneficial foreverybody and I think you're all
going to enjoy it.
So I'm going to leave you onthis note, because I'm you might
not hear too much from me untiluh crimbo or the the new year
(01:05:28):
but, uh, yeah, happy, happyhobba days and uh, merry
chrysler, happy honda days.
And have a pleasant toyota-thonif you celebrate that uh, yeah
uh doug, what yeah, kramer,kramer, doug, what do you got to
say?
People, the people, badoo.
Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
I just want to thank people for sticking with us,
even though we have been justthe worst lately with getting
out our content and doing thethings we say we're going to do.
Thank you for sticking with us.
Honestly, it's awesome.
You guys are great.
You're the reason why we'retrying to make changes to be
better.
So look forward to 2025.
(01:06:09):
I think it'll be a good yearfor Deluty New Luty, new Duty,
or whatever they say.
Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Yeah, muthalimule Jay Simpson, what do you got to say
?
Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Let me explain to you the type of anxiety I have.
I have spent the better part ofthis episode, trying to
remember if I said jfk, jr or rfyou said jfk, I just didn't
care to say anything.
Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Well, I know it's rfk , but I feel like I said, you
said jfk, I just didn't, yeah,it mattered.
That basically just sums upediting.
Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
That basically just sums up every social interaction
I have.
Just where I just spend therest of my night just thinking
about what I may or may not havesaid wrong, but I don't know.
Suplex or radioactive child.
Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
And if we?
Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
haven't said it in a while.
Fuck Corbin Kentucky.
This is the year that TootsieRolls were made.
Slap your beans against yourbeans.
Stay paranoid because Jason wasfired.
Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
We'll bring him back as an unpaid intern, Don't worry
.
Bye everybody.
Have a blessed day.
Bye.
Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Okay, bye, okay, alright, don a blessed day.
Bye, okay, bye, wow, okay,alright.
Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Yeah, don't look under the internet.
(01:07:45):
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