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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Don't look under the
internet.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Alright, let's get
this going.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Hello everybody.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I'm your host.
Rfk no no, you ever drink milkfrom a cow's breast before.
You should try it, but avoidthe red food dye, what, what?
That's what his whole bit isabout.
I understand he must have hadgone through some sort of throat
surgery or something.
There's no way he came out.
The window.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It's like probably
all the drugs or something, I
think I think he explained why Ithink he explained why he
sounds like that one time, but Idon't remember.
It may have had something to dowith the brain damage.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Oh, right oh the worm
.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I forgot about the
worm, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah he's in politics
Anyway, mike, I gotta wonder.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I'm just imagining
Mike at home by himself, just
like watching hours worth ofvideos on this guy to do the bit
later on in the week.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
He's just sitting at
work while he's working from
home just practicing his rfkjuniors I'm just gonna do this
ticket this website.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, I got it in the
website oh, doug's sending me a
slap message it's kind of hardto do, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It really hits the
throat a little bit I just end
up becoming like the cookiemonster or something you do kind
of hard to do.
I'm not going to lie, it reallyhits the throat a little bit.
I just end up becoming theCookie Monster or something.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
You do kind of go a
little too intimidating with it.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
That's all I've got.
That's all I've got.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
That's Richard Nixon.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Hey, everybody,
welcome.
To Don't Look Under theInternet.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
We're a minute and a
half in we're back.
We're back, baby back and we'reon twitch like
Speaker 3 (02:06):
we told you we would
be there's that new year new new
new year, new ludy.
New year, new me.
I'm gonna start.
I'm gonna do what matt wassupposed to do halfway through
last year.
I'm gonna be more positivetowards the content that we
talked about, dude.
So I'm excited for I'm proud ofyou.
Thank you, um, he's like I have.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
I had to do that
today.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, I really did.
Today's topic wasn't that bad.
It wasn't that bad.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
And there it is.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, so again, just
a TLDR.
We went on a little bit of ahiatus.
Housekeeping Went on a littlebit of a hiatus.
We're going to be on Twitch,streaming on Twitch twice a
month.
Yep, and you streaming onTwitch twice a month where you
can check us out and you don'thave to be like a patron or
nothing, you can just fucking dothat.
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You can just flop
your ass in there.
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So go check us out on
Twitch, but if you want to
watch us, during the bonusepisodes.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
You gotta subscribe
still.
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Yes, you still have
to subscribe.
We'll be recording on Twitchevery other Tuesday or not, we
also might.
It'll be two on Twitch everyother Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Or not.
We also might.
It'll be two Tuesdays in amonth.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yes, let's be honest
about our promises.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
It'll be two Tuesdays
Always check our socials and
we'll tell you when we'rerecording.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Anyway that's going
to conclude our housekeeping.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Also.
That's fair.
I'm just going to say we mighthop on Twitch every once in a
while and like play games, whoknows?
So keep your eyes peeled.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
That's it.
We'll see how I'm feeling.
Keep your eyeballs, keep yourballs.
I get it.
We talk a lot.
Content starts at 12.
Yeah, I get it.
Anyway, you know what it'speople like that.
I feel like I just want to saytalk a lot, shut up.
Content starts at 12?
I get it.
Anyway, you know what it'speople like that.
I feel like I just want to sayNow he's going to buffer the
(03:50):
whole thing until we get to 10minutes.
It's shit like that where I'mlike I want to find your address
and part of me believes theyprobably live on an address like
331 North Elkman.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
And I'll find you
there.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I'll fucking find you
there.
Oh, hey, hey, hey, you broughtit right, right he?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
said the.
Thing you'd bird the scooter,you started the bird Dang.
I haven't done that in a while.
It's been a minute and youusually don't do that good of a
job.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, bird scooter.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
What's happened to
you, man?
Parenthood I was forced to growup.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, we're covering
a topic that is, I would say,
very little known um.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
In fact, I could find
fuck of nothing.
Yeah, if you quote this and putit in google, you find like
three reddit posts and theyoutube and the the yep and a
bunch of 311 concerts.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
And if you put it
into youtube, if you put it to
youtube.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You find like one
video from them and the rest are
like nighttime security camerafootage.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, in
the same, like man breaks in the
house.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I was like oh oh so
it's definitely very interesting
.
It's part of the thing.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I think it's.
I think it's underappreciated Iwould agree.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Um, yeah, yeah.
So it's a little little hotditty that we found on YouTube
called 331 North Elkman, andwe're going to go into it.
There's going to be atwo-parter, there'll be a
two-parter, so we're going to gointo it.
Boys, where do we start if notthe start?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yep, that's the place
Are we?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
skipping housekeeping
.
I already did housekeeping.
He blew right through that.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I mean, we don't
really have much, do we?
Do we have anyone?
What about?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
the new patreon.
I've definitely seen a fewpeople, yeah there's some
there's some people, there'slike four.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
It's been so long
mike forgot how to how to
podcast, kind of did kind offucking sort of all right.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
So we do have four
people to shout out One of them.
You're not new Lord of theBunny Vampire.
We knew that Sicilian Hobbit.
We knew that Buttercum Cookie.
There you go, that's a new one,buttercum.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Cookie.
That's a good one.
Buttercum.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Cookie we also had.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
We also had Legate
Lori Wife.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Wife, wife.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Miss Wife.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
She's taking money
from your nest egg to help you
refurnish your nest egg.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I'm investing our
investments into you.
And then we also have 16bathtubs of melted butter.
Butter's a theme here, it seems.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
It's the specificity.
For me, that's a good one,that's a theme here, it seems
it's the specificity.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
For me, that's a good
one, that's an.
S tier one for me.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I saw that one the
other day and I was like this is
good right here.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
This is a good one.
How many cows?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
do you put in there?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
How many cows?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
do you?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
think that concludes
housekeeping.
Thank you for no, no, no, wegot one more.
I didn't see it.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
The power.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I didn't see the
power.
Where's that?
At Just the?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
power?
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I feel like it Pretty
sure Well thanks the power.
We got an email no one manshould have all the power, all
right, so where do we start?
Except shit at the start fornorth alchman again.
Go to youtube, check it out.
Um, there's also a twitter andinstagram that you should
probably check out as well.
While you're, I'm gonna stopyou right there.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
I highly recommend
following along and and watching
at the same time, like we usedto do.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'm going to bring it
up on El Scrino, though.
Where are we?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
We're at me trying.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Let's content.
Hey look 10 minutes.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, look at that 10
minute mark.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I'll cut it out,
it'll be fun.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Nah, fuck it, I know,
I know.
So, anyway, where we start,except the beginning, and in the
beginning was the beginning ofthe content.
So I'm going to start us offwith the first couple of videos
here.
I'm just going to list off thenames of them.
You can go from there, but I'mgoing to give it basically the
easiest TLDR of what's going onhere.
Yeah, video one.
(08:02):
Yeah, waiting.
Yeah, neil slash, record one.
Neil slash record two,introduction, 331, north Elkman
Problem Solution and XMS.
These are all extremely shortvideos and essentially how we
start off this entire bit ofcontent is we start off with
these two videos that seeminglyare just obscure, like they kind
(08:26):
of seem like art projects.
There's not a whole lot goingon in them.
They're just kind of like um,like footage of people driving
by things and then, oh, look,abandoned houses and like
warehouse looking things andlike fields, shit like that.
You know it doesn't really seemto have too much to do with
anything.
So at the very end of one ofthem it's the camera kind of
like pans to a dude's face who'sdriving the car and he's like
(08:49):
doing that like Zoolander whenthey're driving thing.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, um, uh.
The two of them are kind oflike that waiting is kind of a
little bit more avant-garde, Iwould say you're not wrong.
Um, like a record spinning andthen like a dark scene of like a
fucking light showing.
It's very weird.
And at the at the end of itthere's just a little flash of
this like clock that says 228.
Um, pretty much it when itcomes to this weird avant-garde
(09:15):
schliz um how many times can yousay the word avant-garde?
Uh, as much as I can, because Ilike it.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Is that two words?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
sure it's a dash,
maybe.
Whatever, I'm not French thenext one we start off.
This is where our plot startsto take a bit more, I guess,
pretense To plot.
So we start off with this guylaying in a field and it stays
on that for longer than itshould.
The hook has started he gets upand he's like whoa, where the
(09:48):
fuck am I dude?
and he goes over to the camerajumanji picks it up, he pulls a
jumanji, goes over the camera.
He picks it up and he's justlike, well, okay, and that is
what I would say is basicallythe video right there.
He picks it up and he startswalking and he notices he pulls
out of his pocket a little SDcard.
Hmm, weird, weird, weird.
(10:10):
The next video we start withNeil.
It's called Neil Record One, sothis guy is assumed to be Neil.
He's walking over to his car.
He's like walk through theforest.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Do you mean Neil
Record Two?
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Neil Record, no, um,
he's like walk through the
forest, and you mean real neilrecord.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
two, neil rec no,
well, neil record one is where
you find the name.
Neil neil record two.
I see walking to.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Sorry I stopped
listening to you for a second
that's fine, as one does rightso he's walking like through
this, like field and down thislike gravel-esque looking, uh,
like driveway looking thing,path to this car, and it's
assumed that this is his carbecause he opens it up and he
has the key to get into thefucker.
Um, there we go.
That's the video right there.
The next one is calledintroduction and this is him
(10:52):
sitting in his car and he's likeguess, I'm just gonna record
this and let y'all know what'sgoing on.
And he's basically telling us Ijust woke up in the middle of a
field.
I don't have any memories ofwhere I am or this place.
This is very unfamiliar, noidea what's going on.
I just woke up in the middle ofa field.
I don't have any memories ofwhere I am or this place.
This is very unfamiliar, noidea what's going on.
I just woke up with a camera.
Um, the camera said record nextto it.
So I'm doing that.
And I had this sd card he said.
(11:14):
I got in my car, found a coupleother things.
So one found this folder.
Folder had this image in it andit's this picture of a dude
with, like this smiley facedrawn onto him and on the back
of it it says Eddie, so I'massuming this person's name is
Eddie.
Kind of looks like the guy fromthe first video when it flashes
them driving kind of looks likethat person a little bit.
He also says in that is it.
(11:36):
Eddie.
Flambeau of course he alsomentions that um, in this file
that he has along with thepicture, are a couple um pieces
of paper that have like missingpersons on it, and he says that
he's got a computer and it's gota charger on it and he's going
to see what's going on.
(11:56):
He's going to see what's on thesd card as well.
He makes a point to say thathe's going to upload the videos
that are on the sd card eitherbefore, after this one seems
like he did it after, because hementions there's two to upload
the videos that are on the SDcard either before or after.
This one seems like he did itafter, because he mentions
there's two videos on the SDcard I'm assuming that's the
video one and waiting.
Those are what's on the SD cardthat he finds gotcha so, moving
forward a little bit to the nextvideo, 331 North Elkman.
(12:19):
This is when, um, our protag ofthe the time, neil, basically
mentions hey.
So I went to this local diner,I charged up the laptop, um, I
found a couple other thingsgoing on.
He's like, first and foremost,um, on the laptop, there is a
file, uh, a text file.
On that text file were thesecoordinates and this address,
(12:40):
the address being 331 northelkman.
He's like, other than thatthere wasn't too much going on
on this computer.
He's like I did find thisjournal, though, and he pulls up
this journal.
He's like thought it was mine,but it ain't my handwriting, so
not entirely sure what it be orwhat it do, because it is a
mystery.
It do what it be.
Yeah, he's like this is amystery.
So what I'm going to do is I'mgoing to go to this 331 North
(13:02):
Elkman address and see what theheck is going on and, in trying
true fashion, he does show.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
He's just going to do
a casual B&E.
Is what he's going to do?
Just a little B&E.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
So in the next video,
called Problem, it starts off
with text on the screen and it'sbasically like oh, I've been
visiting this house for a coupledays now.
No one seems to be coming orgoing.
I don't see people, um, so I'mjust gonna go see what else is
going on.
So he goes up to the house andour pro tag is now a criminal.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
He goes up to this
house, all of a sudden rings
this doorbell, no one answers.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
He's like peeking
through the fucking window with
his camera like a pervert andhe's like, well, I guess I'll
just fucking go around the backand he notices that, like the or
no, he goes to the side and uh,on the side is a door oh, yeah,
it opens to the garage and he'slike I guess I'll just help
myself.
I guess they wanted me to comein here.
Yeah, so he goes in throughthis garage.
(13:58):
Oh, I'm sorry.
He also found on the um.
On the sd card it was labeledxms.
That's relatively so, um, so hebreaks into this person's home
literally just a fuckingperson's home at this point, and
we're supposed to like thischaracter, um, and he's like
sneaking around and he sees thislaptop sitting on on a desk and
(14:20):
on this laptop he sees a flashdrive that's labeled mx, xms and
he's like, oh, I should fucking, I should take that shit so
steal now so yeah, so he's see.
So he he's like looking at this,um, uh, uh, this laptop with
the um, the flash drive on it,and he's's like I'm going to
(14:43):
take this shit.
So he pops it, grabs it, and henotices also that there's
someone else at the house, sosomeone was home.
He broke into their home,anyway, and he follows them
outside of their house and hewatches them get in their car
and drive away, so like a goodlad.
Yeah, next video solution.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
And then he uploads
his crime to the internet.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Right.
So this is when he says that hefollowed whoever it was that he
took the flash drive from for afew days.
He notices at this point thatthey leave home every day at
about two o'clock.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
It doesn't take much
to just convert someone to a
life of crime.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
All it takes is
apparently you can just
receiving an addressnesia.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Wake up in the woods
just have yes, I'll do knowledge
of a random address, yeah, andbe like I'm a crime.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I'm a crime guy now.
I'm a crime guy, so he doesthis twice.
That's the funny part.
He does this twice, yep, so hefucking um.
Uh, I'm sorry he doesn't swipethe uh flash drive yet.
He does that in this video, butdoes do something in there, so
he follows the person't swipethe flash drive.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
Yet he does that in
this video.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
He does do something
in there, so he follows the
person that has the flash driveto another location.
It's a smaller little house andhe does the exact same fucking
thing.
He goes up to the door.
It's locked.
He fucking puts his camera inthe window like a pervert.
Can't fucking get in.
This is his move, man, so hewalks to the back of the house.
The doors open and skewed alittle bit, so he Can't fucking
get in.
This is his move, man.
So he walks into the back ofthe house, walks to the back of
the house, the doors open, askewa little bit, so he goes into
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the house and this is where hesteals the flash drive that has
XMS on it.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
I will say this man
loves to film the fucking ground
.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Loves it.
I know exactly how big thisman's dick is, and I have never
seen him naked.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
He loves to film the
ground, the crotch, and his
crimes, his crotch crimes, hiscrotch crimes.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Crimes of passion.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
He steals the flash
drive and then he dips out of
the house and, as he's likebanking around, leaving the
house, someone walks out of thathouse into the front like the
front patio, where the door wasthat he tried to unlock and
couldn't, and it basically justcuts there.
So I'm assuming the homeownershot him.
That's not what happened.
But, boy, that's what happenedbecause this is america and you
don't just break into people'shomes.
You don't knock on people'sdoors in this country, yes,
(16:57):
until you get shot.
The next video that's uploadedis xms, and this is where he
mentions that this is what hefound on the flash drive and it
is a video of a woman with, likethis, like greenish dyed hair,
um, and there's not a whole lotgoing on on this video.
It's just her kind of justchilling talking to someone, but
you don't really know who she'stalking to.
(17:17):
Um, there's pictures of twopeople, um, on this laptop as
well but you find out who theyare, you get later.
And then you also find images ofyeah, pretty quick, you find
images of a record which he alsofound in his possession.
Yeah, in his car he found abroken record of 45, because
he's a hipster and knows thedifference between record sizes
(17:39):
um, and he finds an image oflike a broken down house as well
.
And again this video of thiswoman with like bluish teal hair
.
Um, it's just like a real quick, like 10 second, 15 second
thing of her just like talkingto someone and then, but it's
like muted, you don't even hearaudio to it.
Um, but he's like I need tofind this guy and he's pointing
(18:01):
at a picture of a man.
Is like i'ma find him andthat's where my shit ends, damn
sick, and that's where I'll pickup.
So so far we're following acriminal yeah, what do we think
so far?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
like it's just uh
crime yeah it's just it's a lot
of crime.
Crime.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
It goes from zero to
a hundred real, fucking quick oh
, really like the, theassumptions made by this person,
and like the I I don't know ifyou woke up and you lost your
entire memory of before.
When you woke up, officer, Iforgot I couldn't be in right, I
forgot.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I couldn't just guess
I'm a guess I'll do crime like
I guess the only obviousconclusion is I do whatever the
fuck I want.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
Right, but officer, I
don't remember anything, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Oh, okay, I was never
taught that, or at least I
don't know that.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
I was ever taught
that.
You can't prove.
I was ever taught that.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Right, exactly.
Speaker 4 (19:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I mean, I think it's
intriguing, at least is it ever?
Explained?
Is it explained in any of thesevideos so far, like where any
of this is taking place oranything?
Speaker 5 (19:15):
I don't think so you
learn that like way later all
you get is that you know there'smountains.
Yeah, one thing I was gonna sayearlier too is I know I know
mike mentioned like going to thetwitter and the instagram.
I would honestly watcheverything and then view the
twitter and the instagram,because it's like if you go to
(19:36):
the instagram it's justimmediate spoilers, like if you
haven't watched everything yeah,there's stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
So there's stuff
you're not even told until like
three quarters of the way in.
That is like in the firstInstagram post yeah, so it's,
yeah.
Don't fuck yourself up, unlessyou're just listening to this
whole episode before you gowatch any of it, in which case
you know what happens anyway.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
So I guess do
whatever the fuck you want,
that's fair if you're here andyou haven't already watched this
.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I guess it's too late
, huh.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
I'm a podcaster, not
a cop I act like it's like we're
like a guide, like they'relistening to, like a tour guide
while they're watching this, andwe're just like sitting here
being like don't do this now um,anyways, to continue all right,
let's, uh, let's, keep itmoving, shall we?
yes all right.
So, um, where we left off?
Uh, I started on a video calledriverbend trailer park, uh.
(20:29):
So neil ends up going to thistrailer park that the journal
mentions, um, basically that, uh, he's kind of looking for this
guy named pat uh, which Ibelieve is the the man he was
vigorously fucking pointing atin the one video before, but
that's assumption as of rightnow.
So he stays a while and doesn'tfind anything.
(20:51):
He even talks to the supervisorand they're like I don't know,
a fucking pat.
She's like why don't you trysome other parks?
He finds two other parks.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
How helpful of her.
I don't know a pat.
Go try a different park, yeahright.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Go try a different
park.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah right, A trailer
park.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
He mentions that he's
found two other parks, and
that's really where the videoends.
It's very short, there's not awhole lot going on.
The description of this videodoes mention that the journal
belongs to someone named M.
That's all the description hasin it.
So we go to the next uh video.
It's called meeting.
This video starts with uh neilbasically knocking on a trailer
(21:29):
park door.
Um, no one answers, so guesswhat he does time to be you
won't even believe it he doesn'tactually be an E, but he does
start snooping around theproperty like a big piece of
shit.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
Like he's casing the
place for for two.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
He's downgraded from
B and E to casual trespassing.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
Yeah, he's just kind
of lurking at this point, but
he's doing the same thing heknocks on the door.
Well, this time he actuallyactually knocks.
He did try to have someoneallow him inside, right?
So?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
it's because it says
aware of dog it.
Speaker 5 (22:16):
It doesn't it doesn't
super explain why he chose this
trailer to knock on, but we'regonna move past that because,
anyways.
So we see him walking aroundthe property and I I put this in
parentheses, man, this guy isbad with a camera anyways so he
(22:36):
sees someone in the backyard,like he comes around the corner,
and he sees someone in thebackyard, like on the patio, and
so he ends up like runningbehind these barrels and he's
like sitting there just likefilming this guy, which I feel
like there's so many points inthis where I'm like those people
have to see this guy justfilming.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Right, he's just next
to a blue barrel like fully
standing above it yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
So he like tries to
get a better view and he stands
up right into some wind chimesand then he just fucking bolts
and uh, that's where the videoends.
But in the description he'slike oh, that wasn't so great,
like hope everything goes well,like he doesn't know what
happened already that one, huh,I will say the not my best,
beginning honestly uh,descriptions they start.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
They start off strong
and eventually they do just
kind of fall off.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
I think there's a
reason for that, but I'm not 100
I do have a theory about thatas well, but I'll probably
something we'll talk about inthe second episode.
Um, however, um, that's wherethat video ends.
So we get the next video.
It's called wake up, um, andthis one is just kind of like a
weird, like analog video almost,where it just starts with the
(23:45):
words are you?
And then it cuts a shot of arecord spinning and then there's
busted down like traileravant-garde.
I won't do that.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
And then we see the
word bubble for this.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
It's so.
Yeah, we see the backside ofthis woman who, from the last
video that mike talked about, uh, has like greenish, like teal
hair, um, and then it's justsome more b-roll of just like
outside and some like still lifeand like clocks and statues and
stuff, and at the very end ofthe video we see the words
ashamed, and that's where thisvideo ends, not a whole lot
(24:21):
going on you got caught are youashamed?
Speaker 3 (24:24):
on their property.
You should not go on wind shots, are you?
Speaker 5 (24:27):
ashamed.
So this video is like kind ofout of the blue.
So, like you know, first we'rekind of getting this point of
view from our main character,neil, and now we have this like
random inserted video.
So um, it's obvious.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
This is couldn't.
It's obvious it's connected tothe first one that I had.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
It reuses the shots.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
You'll see that a lot
and that's kind of how you can
tell where what clips came fromand why they're there.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
It's all very I will
say this it's very avant-garde
of them.
Yeah, it's very avant-garde.
Um, I will say this whole storyis a little hard to follow
sometimes, especially if you'rejust like binging the whole
series.
Um, the video and the audioaren't super great.
(25:19):
So there's a lot of things Imissed in my first watch through
that I caught in my secondwatch through because of, like,
literally just because of volume.
So that's a thing that kind ofhappened during this too, but
anyway, so in our next video.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I would recommend
listening to this with
headphones.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Yeah, actually,
that's the perfect way to do
this and an easy way to controlthe volume, because it fucking
goes up and down.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Oh, yeah, also that I
shit my pants multiple times.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Oh bro, yeah, to
control the volume, because it
fucking goes up and down.
Oh yeah, also that I shit mypants multiple times.
Oh bro, yeah, there's a fuckingjump scare in one of these that
I I literally have to there arepoints in this series that are
like unreasonably scary for nogod remembering.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Oh yeah like one of
them.
My fucking dog ran down thestairs because I screamed,
because I was like I was kind offalling asleep and then all of
a sudden it just the volume wentthrough the roof and he comes
running to the stairs barkingand I'm just like what the fuck
is going on.
There's a pervert in my house.
There's a pervert in my house.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I've had to rewind
the video and be like what just
happened.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
Yeah pretty much.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
So watch that volume,
all right.
So next video is called Ben.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Grab a brush.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
B-E.
Grab a brush, did he drop?
Uh, no, unfortunately.
All right.
So in this video, um, we so wejust had him like basically get
caught, essentially by this dudeon the porch that he was
filming.
So now we go to this video andit seems like he is now talking
with the, the man that he saw.
Um, they're sitting in his roomand he's starting to kind of
explain his whole story and likewhy he's been kind of following
him and all that stuff.
And, um, we learned that thisguy's name is ben.
(26:52):
Um, so the guy that he's beensearching for, uh, pat, actually
apparently was ben's bestfriend when he was growing up,
and now it seems like no one isreally sure where this guy is.
Um, so ben gets an email,similar to the one that our main
guy got, um, and he realizes,uh, neil realizes that he has
(27:14):
now lost the sd card that he hadand he thinks that he is maybe
left it at dinner the othernight or something.
Um, which seems really reallyit was really weird, because
that's where the video ends andI'm like, oh, all right, sick,
um.
So we go to the next video andit's called emily brenner.
Now, um, yeah, we've seen onegirl in this whole video.
(27:38):
So let's put two and twotogether here.
So, uh, basically, in thisvideo, uh, they go out to what
looks like this, like busteddown trailer, which I think
we've already seen a video of umtimes at this point and
apparently a fire happened thereand yeah, like, maybe like
three or four times now.
But, uh, a guy named roger usedto own it and he was dating a
(27:58):
girl named emily.
Uh, brenner and and Roger hasunfortunately perished in this
fire.
So, yeah, they come to findthat while they're snooping
around the grounds that fuckinglike this weird face painted on
(28:19):
what looks like kind of like afridge and there's a box below
it painted with the same face,so he and ben end up taking it
um again.
These videos are really shortso I'm gonna be going kind of
rapid fire for a second here um,they mentioned too.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
They're like roger
died, but emily's emily went
missing yeah, she yeah um again.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
I put in, I put in
parentheses this man loves
filming the ground.
Um, loves, so, yeah, so we moveon to the next one.
It's called the box.
Uh, and this is a slightlylonger video this time it's
about six minutes, so braceyourselves, um, but I've
condensed it to three topicpoints.
Inside the box was a bear, somebooks and a vhs.
Uh, he mentions that some ofthe symbols on the box and the
(29:00):
bear were also inside of thejournal that he found.
And, uh, I just thought, uh, hementions that some of the
symbols on the box and the bearwere also inside of the journal
that he found.
And, uh, I just thought thiswas neat.
But one of the books is houseof leaves, which now makes a
whole lot of sense, uh, afterwatching everything.
But, um, yeah, so that's prettyneat.
Um, basically, he's like yo, wegot to get to reading, like,
I'll read this one, I'll takethis, and they kind of like
(29:22):
split up, just like lookingthrough all the shit.
Um, and literally the wholevideo is them just going back
and forth if they've like seenthis symbol or seen that symbol
or whatever it watched abs ofsteel yeah and then like, as
they're like about to be done,they're like, oh wait, there's
this roll of film in here andthen, uh, they open it up and
there's no film in it.
It's like a necklace and yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
I want a picture of
Spider-Man.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
He says this weird
thing.
He's like oh, this necklace iskind of weird.
He's like it's like yours.
But he's like it's weird likeyours, but not like as weird and
I was like okay, it has ageneral vibe that is similar.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
You did the YouTube
voice on that.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
It has a general vibe
, that is similar but not quite
exactly the same weren't we allsupposed to be talking like that
for this?
Episode oh yeah, we should havewe would have got that we got
rfk jr instead.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah, what a
replacement definitely, yeah,
okay.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Anyways, I'm here to
get the zoomer audience
placement.
Definitely, yeah, okay well,okay, anyways been too long, huh
, okay, so, uh, so yeah, neilends up taking the abs of steel
because he's probably gonna gobeat off with it for a while.
(30:43):
But we go to the next video.
It's called Untitled and theyare like this is what we found
on the tape in the box abs ofsteel ab is of steel.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah, that apostrophe
is not supposed to be
possessive ab of steel.
Abs is of steel abs of steelthat's one of my biggest pet
peeves in the fucking universe.
Apostrophe abuse.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
I got so angry when I
saw that.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
One that really
bothers the fuck out of me is
when people talk about, whenpeople write, decades, and
they'll write 70s or 90s orwhatever, and they'll put 90
apostrophe s.
That is not how you abbreviatea year.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
You don't put the
apostrophe.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah because that
means.
That is like it would either besomething belonging to 90, to
the number 90, or it would be 90is.
I am a 90 is kid 90 is kid.
Yeah, the apostrophe goes inthe beginning because you're
taking the 19 out.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
The apostrophe goes
where the words where the
letters are missing.
Everyone leave comments on justapostrophes.
Matt's apparently scared ofthem.
I'm not scared of them.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I love apostrophes.
Everybody else just abuses themand I feel bad for them.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
I'm the one who cares
about the apostrophes.
I was born about theapostrophes I was born with the
apostrophes.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
I was molded by them
Anyway let's get back to Abys of
Steel.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Abys of Steel.
Basically it's exactly what youthink it is, except this is the
first and maybe well, I don'twant to say only, but this is
like the most analog,horror-esque video in the whole
series.
I want to say because obviouslywe start watching Ab Is of
Steel.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I'm just waiting for
Richard Simmons to show up.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Yeah right Diet point
but no, basically it's this
woman starting off a workout andthen all of a.
Basically it's just like youknow, starting off a workout and
then all of a sudden it's justlike distorted, creepy, demonic
images and faces and you see,like these little like fate,
like skulls and stuff in thebackground.
It's all dark and black and alot of black and red imagery.
(32:58):
Um, super, all distorted.
And then at the end we see thewords closer or closer, I don't
know your choice, but yeah,that's all we get on that one
super short video again, um, andthe next video it's called dge,
um, and then in this video,neil ends up going to one of the
(33:20):
coordinates from the drive thathe had.
Um, this building looks like animage that he actually has in
his journal and the page withthe drawing has part of it
ripped off and all that's leftwhere the rip is, is the letters
dge.
Now this building is superlocked up, um, like, I guess,
like head to toe, like you seethese big ass chains, um, like
holding the door shut, um.
(33:41):
But as neil loves to do, he'snow fucking snooping around this
place looking through fuckingwindows filming inside.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
B&E.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Unfortunately he
can't B&E because he's probably
not strong enough to B&E thisplace Dress padlocks my one
weakness.
But realistically he's just kindof looking for clues.
And this place is prettyfucking run down and there's
this big ass totem pole outside.
Um looks pretty cool, um, andthat's that's all we get in that
one um.
(34:13):
So the next video is callednorth woods locked door.
So him and ben end up goinginto the forest, uh, where he
first woke up.
He takes ben with him andthey're basically trying to find
the exact spot that he woke upat.
And as they're walking he'slike yeah, I'm not really
getting anything, I'm not reallyremembering anything.
(34:33):
And trigger warning Superfucking jump scare happens, the
fucking video glitches, thesuper loud noise happens and you
just see this dude In likeblack and a white mask, just
full-on sprinting towards them,dead, and and they just like
book it.
They fucking, they fucking clapcheeks back to the car, um, and
(34:56):
then like they're like, oh mygod, like what the fuck was that
?
And then like we get that liketext that neil likes to put in
in the videos where it's justlike oh yeah, ben thought it was
, uh, just a prank, so prank, sowe're just chalking it up there
.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
It's just a fucking
prank, bro.
One thing I want to add too Onthe flash drive that he found
where he had the images of thetwo guys and he's like I need to
find that guy, turns out it'sBen Ben's the guy in that photo.
Speaker 5 (35:21):
Yeah, one of them was
ben yeah, we're still not sure
who the other person is at thismoment yet, though assumedly pat
, but yeah or eddie, becauseeddie's mentioned too as one of
his yes there's a lot of namesthat are mentioned, and if we
know who they are, we don't soum pat is mentioned in the
journal a couple times.
(35:43):
Um, at least that's what they'redue to on twitter so, anyways,
we're gonna take you for thetake you, take you at your face
value.
Word, yeah, word word for itanyways.
So, uh, the last video that Ihave is called northwoods
(36:03):
returned and, as you mightassume, they returned to the
northwoods.
So they go back and theyfinally seem to find this path
that they think has been whatwould have been the one that
neil was like woke up on this ismy favorite episodes or videos
is is it so?
Basically, what they do is theygo into the forest.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
They find a bunch of
trash that's why they're just
like and then is this anything?
It's just like a used cigarettecart.
And they're like yeah, it'ssomething I will say.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
I will say there's
something about the cigarettes
in this thing that I haven'tfigured out to like even now.
I don't, I don't know.
But long story short, they'refucking find a pack, they find a
pack of red cigarettes um keepthat in my arms I think, they
are too I think they are.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
That's actually what
I have written.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
that's what I have
written down, but, um, so yeah,
basically find a bunch of trash,and then he just is like hey
look, and there's just like abackpack stuffed under some
brush and they pull it out andthe video ends and that's all I
got.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
That is.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
So I'm gonna head out
, I'm ahead.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
That's great.
Alright, if you're followingalong in the video, you're not
getting videos.
I'm reading my notes instead ofclicking on shit.
Fuck off.
Speaker 3 (37:23):
So the next video is
called the Cassette, so they
take all that.
I'm reading my notes instead ofclicking on shit.
Hell yeah, so fuck off.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
So the next video is
called the Cassette.
So they take all that shit thatthey found in the woods and
they shove it in the trunk ofBen's car and they start digging
through it and they find anotebook, a busted up CD, a
cassette tape, a Walkman, adigital camera, a pill bottle
and a t-shirt.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
They find some trash
and some things.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
There are only a few
things here that really matter.
There's the cassette, there'sthe digital camera, there's the
Walkman and the t-shirt.
So they find two cassette cases, but there's only one cassette.
Then there's a key, um, and bensays maybe this is a car key, I
don't know.
And then they start trying toplay the cassette tape and it's
(38:13):
super duper staticky and it justsounds like a person being
drowned out by a shitload ofnoise.
Um, but you find out what inthe description, what this says
uh, so the description of thisvideo says the camera cut off
due to the sd card out ofstorage space.
I'll have to wait to transferall the footage over to the
laptop when I get a chance.
As for what we heard on thecassette, it was a little hard
to make out, but from what I cantell, it sounds like the poem
(38:34):
that I found inside the XMSfolder.
There was a file that had apoem in it and Neil thinks that
that's what's being said on thetape, thinks that that's what's
being said on.
The next video is calledcoordinates.
Um, and so this one is neilgoing back to 331 north elkman,
the house from earlier in theseries, and uh, neil asked ben
(38:57):
to come with him and, in ashocking twist of events, it
turns out that ben knows thishouse and he even knows where
the key to the front door is,which I guess is locked now.
Uh, it wasn't the first timearound, but now it is, um.
So, ben ben uh, finds the keyand he says that his friend, ed
(39:19):
um, asked him to take care of itfor a while because his dad
just like disappeared on him andthen his mom basically went to
the nut house and then he wentoff to college, and so Ben was
supposed to be taking care ofthis house.
So they go into the house andthey start looking around, but
it seems like somebody's beenhere, and Ben seems to think
that either Ed came back fromcollege for a little bit or his
(39:43):
dad has decided to come backinto the picture for some reason
.
They find a couple things here.
They find a weird map that hasa location circled on it, and
then they hear a weird noise.
Um, and ben goes to investigatethe noise, but he doesn't find
anything.
And I forgot to mention thatthe reason that they actually
came back to the house isbecause ben thought that, or
neil thought that he had droppedthe sd card that he originally
(40:07):
found in the house and, honestly, if you watch the video he like
, remember when he first hisfirst b&e you remember that good
times you always remember yourfirst, I think you can you
actually see him like drop it ashe's holding it to like compare
the letters on the sd card tothe flash drive right?
Speaker 3 (40:24):
there's a.
There's a couple things withthis too that, um, I think, help
in the future.
Like I know you guys mentionedbefore, what's with the like
cigarettes?
You find out that a firstcigarette right now.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
The cigarettes come
up multiple times, that's no,
I'm not doing it, but that's ahuge coincidence.
He finds the key under anashtray.
An ashtray full of cigarettes,Weird and also they mention that
they found the map in the spotwhere the computer used to be
that had the thumb drive.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Right, yeah, the
computer is missing.
That's sort of.
The last thing they discover isthat the computer is now
missing.
So, um, they try to figure out.
Um, oh yeah, the other thingthat they find is some
coordinates on a sticky note.
So they go to these coordinatesand the next video is called m
(41:17):
and ud research facility.
So this is a.
This is the building that's atthese coordinates off the tongue
and it is um.
according to ben, it's aresearch facility where some uh
facility, where some sort ofunknown research that he doesn't
actually know anything aboutwas taking place, and the
facility closed down about 15years ago.
(41:38):
Let me tell you, this buildinglooks really bad for only being
closed for 15 years.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
This looks like some.
World War II era shit.
I will give these guys thebenefit of this one lots of cool
locations.
Two a lot of gorilla filmmaking.
Because they go into thesedecrepit houses and they go up
in places where you probablyfucking shouldn't, because the
the floor will collapse the moldalone.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
I think they did a
shitload of time or they took a
shitload of time scoutinglocations, because I did do a
bit of doxing and figured outwhere a lot of these shots were
filmed at and they're likeseveral hours apart from each
other.
Speaker 5 (42:19):
So there's a lot of
dedication to this.
Must have done a bunch offilming for, like, different
parts, which makes some sensenow that I think about it.
Yeah, oh yeah moot.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Make sure you dock
some at the end of part two yeah
, give full names addresses allthat stuff for okay blood type,
if you got it, um, social anyway, so this research ability
closed down.
They look around for a bit andupstairs they find a box like a
cardboard box that's taped shutand it's got some like teepees,
uh, scribbled on it like weirdlittle symbols, which is
(42:51):
relevant, oh yeah, um.
And then they look inside thebox and there's another vhs tape
, inside there's a cassette, um,and then there's like this
weird head thing and they seem.
One note that I made here isthat they seem way too
unconcerned about what's goingon, because this is the point
where, if I hadn't alreadystarted getting real concerned
(43:14):
that somebody is like fuckingwith me, I would be shitting my
pants right now.
Speaker 4 (43:19):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Because it's very
obvious Like there's no ceiling
on this building right, and thisis a cardboard box that's just
laying on the top floor, so itobviously hasn't been rained on,
which means this box has notbeen sitting there for very long
.
Which means which means?
Which means B&E, b&e, b&e, b&e.
(43:41):
What it means is Neil startswandering around the building
some more and he sees a personand, like he sees this dude
who's wearing um, like, uh, whatlooks like a red jacket or
something, and he it's verydifficult to make this person
(44:03):
now at all, but as soon as neilsees the guy, he takes off
running um they look around yeah, he like screams at him that's,
this was the second jump scare.
He like screams at him real loudand they start taking off, uh,
trying to find this guy.
They don't find him, um, andthen, uh, ben notes that the guy
that he saw seemed to have beenwearing a silver mask with ears
(44:26):
.
But you definitely cannot makethat up at all.
And the description of thisvideo says I also wanted to
mention that in the journal Mwrites about working at some
kind of facility.
I don't know for sure, but I'mpretty confident that this is
that same facility.
The next video is called Memory.
It's just some more avant-gardeshit.
(44:47):
It's just a bunch of shots realfucking dark shots of nothing.
And then some elk antlersappear in the background, and
then there's a lighthouse,there's some railroad tracks,
there's some ocean, there's achurch, and then there's just
dreamy music in the background.
There's a shot of a tree too, Ithink.
Speaker 3 (45:09):
I love that tree.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Yeah, I don't know if
it's.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
I don't know if it's
a tree, I don't know if it
matters or not, but one thing Iwanted to bring up with that box
that you found before.
I think it's the TP symbol,yeah it is TP I found out.
It's Hobo Code, hobo Code, it.
It's a hobo code.
Hobo code it means uh, theykeep quiet.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
I think it's supposed
to mean if you, if you look
closely, you also saw the dilutephase on there.
Yeah, you see that just uh,just saying, but uh, interesting
that they integrated hobo codeinto this.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Yeah, hobo code.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
We were real ahead of
the game because this series
was uploaded in 2019.
We're playing the long game onthis.
Speaker 4 (45:46):
Yeah, we are Finally
coming to fruition this is it
Finally In Deluty 7.0, wefinally reveal the master plan.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
We've been a part of
this the entire time.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
The next video is
Ben's cabin.
Ben, during the last videowhere they were in the abandoned
research facility, justcasually invites Neil to his
parents' cabin, just verynonchalantly.
And then Neil's like, yeah, Iguess, do you think we're going
to find anything there?
And he's like, oh, nah, I justwant to go get some memorabilia.
(46:18):
This is a lot of generic.
It felt very strange to invite.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
These are two dudes
who have a crush on each other
but don't want to admit itbecause, goddamn, they're having
these small talk conversations.
Hang on.
They have a conversation beforewhere they're just like, oh,
have they had, I could useanother cup of coffee.
He's like, yeah, me too.
He's like you thinking what I'mthinking, want to go get
another one?
He's like, yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
See, you said that in
the chat.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
You read my mind,
dude, and it's like they just
want to fuck.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
You said that in the
chat and I was like whatever man
.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
But then I realized I
was going to my parents' cabin
alone.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
I realized that
that's got to be the only
explanation for why thatconversation would happen.
Very like only a couple daysago, who just showed up on his
property, snooped around, theninvited him to his best friend's
house which how'd he know aboutthe house?
(47:16):
And now you're just gonnainvite him to your parents,
cabin he's gonna stay at myparents cabin for a little bit
for no reason yeah what do youthink?
Speaker 4 (47:24):
no parents, no people
, no clothes it'll be great a
little grub and I like it anyway.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
They go to the cabin
in this video and they fuck yeah
, when they get there, it'spretty obvious that somebody's
been there um recently, like thefront door is just completely
open and the lights are on andthey find um some cigarettes on
the table that match thecigarettes from earlier on.
(47:51):
The radio's on and then Benlooks for some journals that he
came to find and he's likefreaking out because the
journals are gone and they werein a lockbox and the lockbox is
gone.
And so Ben's like, well, Iguess it was a B&E and they just
wanted the lockbox because theythought that there would be
(48:12):
important stuff in it and theyjust took off with that.
And then the video ends withNeil being like we decided to
stay at the cabin for a coupleof days.
Not what I would have done, fam.
I would have called the copsand gone home is what I would
have done.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
Yeah, call would have
called the cops and gone home
Is what I would have done.
Yeah, call it a day.
Cops aren't a thing in this.
They're not even going to.
Speaker 4 (48:33):
Hold your stupid ass
on Doug no cops make an
appearance.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
I understand, but you
know what I'm saying you
fucking hold the phone Eitherthe cops or the village people
make an appearance.
Speaker 1 (48:47):
One or the other.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
And the village
people makes more sense,
honestly.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
We get the best in
the forest the best in the
forest?
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Yeah, the best cop I
should have mentioned, this
cabin is on a lake.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
It's a little lake
campground, anyway.
Next video is called For theMagician.
This is a shot of the lake, andthen there's a shot of some
trees, some more avant-gardeshit, and then Ben and Neil
decide to take a walk down thetrain track.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
Do they hold hands.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
They don't get a
chance.
They were hit by a train Rightand that's the end of the series
.
It looks like these railroadtracks haven't been used for a
really long time.
They look pretty abandoned.
And so Neil starts asking Benabout Emily and Ben's like I
don't really want to talk aboutthat.
And as soon as he said that,the camera just freaks the fuck
out and some real.
(49:46):
This is where shit gets real.
Speaker 4 (49:52):
So Neil gets fuck out
and some real.
This is where shit gets real.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
So neil gets
transported into um, oh yeah,
like shit, I forgot about this.
Yeah, so well, actually.
So like the camera freaks outand it zooms in and like this
whole little sequence is superscary for no reason, like I said
.
And then, like the camera cutsto downtown and it seems like
neil has been transported todowntown edgewater, which is the
town that they're supposedly in, and there's a dude sitting on
(50:15):
a bench in a silver mask, whichis presumably the same person
from earlier, and he's smoking acigarette and he's like the uh,
the, the bugs bunny on thetoilet where he just scoots over
.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
Yeah, he's sitting.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
He does some Meat
Canyon shit where he is sitting
on a bench and then he just verycreepily pats the bench to get
Neil to sit down.
Neil just walks over and plopshis butt down and looks at the
guy.
The guy's smoking a cigaretteand he doesn't really say
anything he knows he's smokingRight anything and he just hands
he's smoking Right.
Exactly, he just hands Neil a 45record and Neil starts to ask
(50:54):
questions and the the guy justdoesn't respond and then he just
like puts his finger over hismouth very seductively Um and
then he'll just pops into a roomin a house.
So now he's like in a room witha house and into a room in a
house.
So now he's like in a room witha house.
In a room in a house, thecreepy dude's sitting on a couch
and there's a record player inthe corner and the dude's like
(51:15):
play the fucking record and sohe's like just you, shut your
mouth oh yeah, what's.
What's the matter?
You've barely touched your 45record.
Speaker 1 (51:36):
So Neil plays the
record and it sounds all fucked
up.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
It's obviously
playing at the wrong speed, it's
playing too slow and it'splaying some old-timey fucking
music.
Speaker 3 (51:49):
I'll give him this.
He sees the dude sitting on thecouch and his immediate
reaction is I'm gonna try tojust leave, I'm just gonna go?
Speaker 4 (51:55):
yes, that's what you
do, but the door's locked.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
But he's just like
yeah exactly yeah, neil tries to
take off okay, and the door'svery obviously locked um.
But as he's playing the record,creepy dude stands up.
But as he's playing the record,creepy Dude stands up and just
walks out of the room, and thenBen tries to follow him.
Speaker 1 (52:14):
Or not.
Speaker 2 (52:14):
Ben Neil tries to
follow him and as he goes
through the door he gets shitback out onto the railroad
tracks and he yells for Ben andBen's not there.
Speaker 1 (52:22):
Ben Ben Ben Ben-erd
Ben-er-d.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
Next video is called
Goodbye and in this video I
don't know if this is an erroror what, but Neil says I wanted
to address the video uploadedearlier this week, parenthesis
8-1,.
But there's no video that wasuploaded on 8-1.
And I thought maybe this was avideo that had been taken down
or something.
But as it goes on, neil startstalking to ben about the fact
(52:49):
that I guess neil gave ben somefootage and asked him not to
upload it to youtube, but benuploaded it anyway.
But during this conversation itbecomes apparent that the video
they're talking about is thefor the magician video, so I
think it's a reference to thatvideo, unless I'm
misunderstanding that's what Igot too yeah, that's.
That's really all that happensin this video.
Speaker 5 (53:07):
Um, you kind of see
that neil is starting to doubt
ben's intentions because he I dohim the next one, I know I know
we haven't addressed this verymuch, but I think it's really,
really funny because of how likelittle views and stuff this has
.
Uh, there's always the same onedude commenting on the videos,
just being like yeah fuck youBen, and like shit like that
(53:31):
like it's pretty good stuff.
Speaker 2 (53:32):
So for having 230
subscribers.
They do have some dedicatedfans, which is 100% yeah which
is good, because I think we'regoofing on it a little bit, but
I think this is actually apretty good series.
This is one of the few one ofthe ones of these that we've
done in a long time where Iactually wanted to know what
happens next yep, yeah, I'm alsoI.
Speaker 5 (53:56):
I really can't
believe that it doesn't have
more views.
Speaker 3 (53:59):
To be fair, yeah,
like I'm I'm surprised, like
actually surprised I thinkhonestly I I legit think part of
it has to do with just whateverhappens when you try to Google
it and you just get that weirdsecurity camera footage.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Like I think it's
just buried under the
algorithmic problem.
Speaker 5 (54:15):
Yeah yeah, they're
missing keywords.
Speaker 4 (54:17):
They're missing this.
They're missing something totrigger it.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
The other issue is
that the YouTube channel is
called 331 Elkman.
All one word.
Yeah is called 331 elkman, allone word.
Yeah, where I think if it waselk space men, or if it was
spelled correctly, yeah, if itwas elkman instead of elkman.
So maybe it's not spelledincorrectly, but it's not
spelled the way that if somebodytold me 331 elkman, this isn't
(54:40):
the way I would spell it same.
Speaker 3 (54:42):
That's not how I
spelled it the first four times
I showed you exactly, yeah whichleads to more of the problems,
I think yeah, I think that's themain reason that something on
youtube was just beginningblocked or pushed down and yeah,
they.
Speaker 2 (54:53):
They maybe need to
add like another word in there
or something like 331 elks elkman road or something, I don't
know.
Speaker 4 (55:01):
Elk 331 uh, who cares
?
Speaker 3 (55:04):
it's not ours anyway,
take a fucking yeah, six years
after you've uploaded this yeah,you need to optimize your.
Speaker 1 (55:11):
You need to optimize
your seo, yeah, 2025.
Speaker 4 (55:18):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (55:19):
the next video is
called philip brenner.
Oh, where we heard that lastname?
oh, so this is uploaded a fewweeks this is uploaded a few
weeks after the last one, um, soneil's just like chilling at a
diner and he stands up and heleaves and a girl says goodbye
to him as he's leaving, um, andhe explains that he was looking
some stuff up in the researchfacility and he found a bunch of
(55:42):
missing uh people flyers.
And the missing people flyersare related to the people from
the facility and Mike will havemore on that.
But anyway, a guy follows himout of the diner and tells him
Sure will.
You will, you will.
Somebody will have more on that.
Speaker 4 (56:02):
Show the panic.
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Oh God, will you not?
Speaker 3 (56:07):
I don't know, I don't
recall.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
Maybe Mike won't have
more on that later, so anyway
there's not a door.
Anyway, a guy follows him out ofthe diner and is like hey, you
left your fucking necklace.
Here's your fucking necklaceback.
And he starts talking to theguy and he finds out that this
is Emily's sister.
(56:30):
What a fucking crazycoincidence, whoa.
So the next video is calledLegends and Rumors and he sits
down with Phillip and he startsasking him some stuff.
And Phillip, I guess, knows abunch of history about the town
of Edgewater and he tells Neilthat back in the 80s I was in a
(56:53):
very famous TV show.
No, he says that.
He says that back in the 80sthere was like this weird group
of fucking people called theLodgemen and they believed in a
bunch of weird culty shit likeother dimensions and stuff like
that, and that there was a hotelrelated to the Lodgemen and
(57:17):
they had something to do withElks and all the buildings from
back then got torn down exceptfor the hotel.
And that is kind of the gist ofthat conversation.
And then the next one is calledthe record.
So neil goes to philip's housebecause people just invite each
other to their houses the firsttime they meet in this world.
(57:38):
Um, and he, neil, talks abouthow nice philip's house is.
Philip brings up that he'slooking for a roommate.
Speaker 3 (57:45):
Neil says that he
just met you a day ago.
Yeah, want to live with me.
Speaker 2 (57:48):
Yeah, neil says that
he's staying at a hotel and
philip's like, yeah, you want tojust fucking move in with me,
um, and then we just met.
Speaker 5 (57:55):
I'm sure you're fine
yeah, I want to come to my cabin
yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:59):
Uh, then a girl named
heather shows up with a record
player and they take the recordplayer, they plug it in.
Neil doesn't know how tooperate a record player, clearly
.
He sticks the record on it andstarts playing it and it starts
just making weird fucking noisesand Neil just gets real
uncomfortable and he's having apanic attack and he's like just
turn it off, man, just turn itoff.
And then he says somethingabout the record and that it's
(58:25):
actually more like a book andeverybody's like what the fuck
are you talking about?
And that's when Philip findsout that the man that he just
asked to live with him isschizophrenic.
Speaker 5 (58:35):
Also, this video is
the exact point in time where
the Instagram starts, and I knowI told you not to look at it
until after, so do with thatwhat you will.
Speaker 3 (58:52):
Yeah, I enjoy that.
I've been wondering this wholetime because it's been, I think.
I think Neil makes a commentthat it's been like a month or
so, since this all happened andA, how have you been afforded to
live?
Speaker 4 (59:06):
at a hotel every day
and B you.
It's the b&es man.
Speaker 3 (59:10):
Yes, b&es, you're
right, he's taking cash.
He's recorded several of them,that's true but that was my
first my first question abouteverything is like how are you
living?
And then this guy's like Icould use a roommate.
He's like, yeah, I'll, I'lllive with you.
You don't got a job.
Speaker 4 (59:27):
He never asked me.
He's like can you make rent?
He gets a job later.
But like, yeah, he doesn't havea job yet.
How much do you make everymonth?
The guy would have said zero.
I just woke up in the woods.
Like yeah, I work at thefactory.
Speaker 3 (59:39):
What are you talking
about?
What you got for us me boy.
Speaker 4 (59:50):
Okay, well, well,
with that little revelation,
we're gonna go ahead and move onto a video called truth, which
you would think you know it's alittle bit of a turning point in
the series is maybe we're gonnalearn some information.
Um, so it opens up.
We see, uh, neil getting coffeewith ben.
Now, last time that we saw themtogether was when he was lying
to him yeah, like a big fuckingliar.
(01:00:12):
So they're getting coffeetogether and you can tell that
Neil's kind of apprehensiveabout meeting with him.
He's definitely guarded andBen's like he's shifty as fuck.
He's like looking around, he'sgot his coffee and he goes.
You want to walk and talk?
I don't know A lot of peoplehere.
You want to walk and talk?
This is like I don't knowthere's a lot of people here.
You want to go back?
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
to my lodge.
Dude, you want to come see mylodge.
Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
They made a custom
coffee cup for this scene, which
is pretty cool.
Yeah, they made a custom coffeecup.
Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
They did.
Yeah, good detail.
They do a couple of customthings they do.
Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Got some real
filmographers here.
Dude, it's the little thingsyeah, filmography.
Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
So they start talking
and ben's like you know what,
let's walk and talk.
Uh, there's a path over herethat we can take, we'll just
walk down there.
And so they keep walking andthey get to this pavilion, um,
and he's.
He's basically saying like I'mso, like I'm sorry, you'll feel.
You'll see that I wasn't lyingand neil was like the fuck, what
are you fucking talking about?
(01:01:06):
He's very clearly pissed off atBen, which I mean rightfully.
So what do you mean Ben?
And so he's like don't youthink this is weird?
And he goes what are youtalking about?
He goes, it feels like we'rejust connecting the dots.
He goes, what?
He's like there's somethingbehind all of this.
He goes what?
Something like ghosts?
The ghosts no, not ghosts, butlike I just feel like we're
(01:01:28):
putting, putting somethingtogether.
We're following, connecting thedots, we're following the
breadcrumbs, but you know what?
Here I'll explain everything.
Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
And the video fucking
cuts you mentioned something
like this town is cursed orsomething like that, but it's
very vague about everything ohyeah, everything is so fucking
vague it's like we just gotta.
Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
And so he goes.
You know what?
I'll explain everything and heand the video cuts when it comes
back.
Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
It's ben like
finishing up his explanation and
that's how elkman became elkmanand well, he's like, and that's
how you do it when you don'twant to write content, you just
put in the middle conversationand then wrap it up after it
comes back yep, so that is onething I noticed about this
series is that whenever you needinformation, conveniently, it's
(01:02:13):
it came from the journal orsomething, and we just don't
know what the information isright, it's just, it's nothing.
Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
There's no solid like
chunks to bite onto and that
sucks.
Um, so we get cut back and nowthey're walking through the
forest.
So you kind of assume a decentamount of time has passed for
them to have him to explaineverything that's gone on and
then end up in the forest.
Um, he kind of accepts hisexplanation, he goes you know
(01:02:42):
what?
Yeah, that makes sense, I guessthere are ghosts in my blood.
You're right, there are ghostsin my blood.
Um, he does find out that he is, so he him appearing in the
woods with amnesia is apparentlytied to all the missing persons
cases that have happened in thelast couple of years.
Um, they don't tell us why.
They know that.
(01:03:02):
They don't tell us how they gotthere, but they do know that
and this is so.
This is including in themissing missing persons.
They do bring up Emily in theirtalks, or Ben brings her up Now
he wants to talk about her.
Right Saying that shedisappeared in.
October.
So, for whatever reason, he'svery he's fine with talking
(01:03:25):
about Emily now, but that's kindof where it ends.
He says that Emily went missingin October and that's all Emily
now, but that's kind of whereit ends.
He says that Emily went missingin October and that's all we
get from that, and that's whereit ends.
So that video is called Truth.
I'll talk about her.
She went missing, she's gone.
All right, bye, okay.
Next video we have is calledBacktracking.
This is exactly what it soundslike.
It's Ben and Neil kind ofretracing their steps.
Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Go back to their
roots.
Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
Go back to their
roots, man.
They revisit Emily's like wherethe plot of land that used to
have Emily's home on it.
They go back to that and it'sjust in ruins.
It's completely torn down.
Now They've been apparently thetown's been working on getting
rid of the rubble.
Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
They say things that
normal humans say oh, 100%.
What do you think happens tothe land?
Do you think the governmenttakes it when there's no
residents?
No one says residents, you'relike 19.
Just say what happens to people.
Where'd the fucking?
Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
people go.
What the fucking happens?
Where'd people?
Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
go?
Where are the residents, thecivilians, the citizens?
Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
Where are fucking
happens people go?
Where are the residents?
Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
the civilians, the
citizens.
Where are the human citizens?
Why aren't they acting in?
Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
the small talk gets
way better later on it does but
it seems like they get a bettercamera later on too, hmm well,
yeah, we get a lot of crotchviews, ground views.
Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
I mean, we get to see
the every step that is taken,
for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
I would walk 500
miles and I would film 500 um.
Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
So they revisit
emily's or the pile of rubble
with my camera pointed at theground and that, nothing more so
when they get to emily's theysee that it's torn down the only
thing they can.
That's a little bit different.
Is this like really fuckingcreepy looking doll sitting out
(01:05:12):
in front of?
Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
where I didn't like
that.
Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
Neither did neil he
goes well, that's fucking
unsettling, or something likethat.
Um, they're looking around.
They don't really see much,though he's like should we look
through this stuff, should welook through the rubble?
And they're like no, but what?
Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
why another fucking
piece of trash?
I think is important to theplot.
Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Well, there could be
something here, um, but it does
you know, found a brick afterput in the backpack.
Forest video after the video ofthem walking through the forest
picking trash up.
I guess maybe that's what theywant to do here.
Um, is this just communityservice?
The analog horror?
Picking up trash so after thiswe, they go back to.
Uh, so in the in thedescription it says they go back
(01:05:53):
to the church.
Now I don't did we, did any ofus explicitly say that they went
to a church.
Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Um, not no but it is
mentioned.
Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
It is shown in the
avant-garde video, where there's
just like a bunch of shitspliced together and it's, it's,
it's, it's just like theconcrete bones of it.
It's just there's nothing there, but I will say that the the
one thing they do find.
So when they go back here theyexplore a little bit more um
upstairs, they find like a reddrawn like sigil with red
(01:06:28):
candles in the outer ring of it,now thick ass you ever if
you've ever read anything in thelovecraft mythos or anything
about rituals, witchcraft orsatanism.
You're doing a big summon.
Oh yeah, this is definitelysome kind of either summoning
ritual, you know what.
Let's just stick with that.
That actually makes the mostsense now that you say that.
Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
I summon Celtic
Guardian in attack mode.
Speaker 5 (01:06:51):
Beaver.
Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
Warrior what Beaver?
Warrior you heard him, but yeah,so they find the sigil.
The candles are out, but thewax is definitely melted,
basically alluding to the factthat this was used for something
.
If you're into the occult, youknow it's a ritual.
What the ritual's for we don'tquite know, and that's where the
(01:07:13):
video ends.
After this we have a videocalled Weather's Lodge.
Now, last time we were at thislodge, the back door was.
Every door was locked.
You couldn't get in and he um,it was chained up.
This is the building with thetotem pole this is where he's
the dge video yes, exactly thelocks the locks.
(01:07:35):
You know, um it's.
So this is called it's the dgevideo.
We now find out that it's thethe.
The writing on the note saidweatherman's Lodge and it was
ripped off all the way up to theDGE in the last bit of Lodge.
But the back door it's unlockednow.
Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
Neil's arch nemesis
has been removed B&E.
Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Are you guys ready
for it, because we're doing a.
Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
B&E.
Well, we have our chance Go.
Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
They do so, Neil and
Ben.
Apparently, according to thedescription of this video, they
do not remember anything afterwalking through the doors.
They stand outside for a minute.
They look at all the differentthings that are just gathered
right outside the door.
They start talking about it andthen they notice the door's
(01:08:22):
unlocked Can.
Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
I make one subtle um
point to this that I don't think
means anything, but I, I'mgonna bring it up later.
It's mike's not gonna enjoy hefinds a jar of what looks like
jar purple jam it looks likeblueberry yeah, I was gonna say
what do you think that'sflavored like?
Is that blueberry syrup?
Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
and he's just like
huh weird, puts it down
blueberry cum why is that there?
Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
don't't know who's
making pancakes.
Hopefully it's food and it willbe labeled as such.
Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
I'm so happy that
only four of us at this point in
time.
Find that funny.
Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
I don't know why I
find it funny, but I do.
Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
So they unlock the
door, door, and apparently so
remember this.
Apparently, after they enteredthis door, they don't remember
anything that happened whilethey were inside.
All they remember is openingthe door, a giant black spot,
and then they were in their cardriving away.
That's all they remember.
However, in the footage they goup to the roof, they explore
around the inside, they commenton how fucking horrible it
(01:09:26):
smells.
Um, they go up to the roof,they explore around the inside,
they comment on how fuckinghorrible it smells.
And when they get up to theroof, they find it looks like a
Phantom of the Opera mask, like,legitimately just straight from
Phantom of the Opera.
It's just part of the faceblack.
Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Or it's an Eyes Wide
Shut mask.
Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Oh, or it is my God.
I have not thought about thatorgy scene in a long time.
Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
What kind of cultish
has been going on here?
Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
The eyes wide shut
kind the whole video ends with.
So it shows this master walkingaround the roof and at one
point in time they look there inthis building or in this room
in the building and it's itlooks kind of like the very top
um, where the like the point ofthe roof meets almost like the
attic and they're exploring it.
(01:10:09):
They go to the roof what cuts?
Back to ben in this roompointing at something going.
What is that?
And the video just fucking cuts.
Not gonna lie, that piqued myinterest.
Yeah, I don't know what thefuck that is what I thought was
very funny about this.
Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Um, so they find that
phantom of the opera mask and
he's like do you think this issomething?
And he was just like nah, Ithink that's just garbage.
It looks like something fromsomeone's halloween uh, like
costume why is it up there?
You were in the forest pickingup like old cigarette.
But is this something like?
Is this something?
Meanwhile, you find a maskwhile you're being chased by
people with masks and you'relike probably not probably
(01:10:46):
unrelated is that?
Yeah, is that a half-eatensandwich?
Bne um constitutes evidencemask.
Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
No, I need the like
the rubric I need the fucking
sheet with their criteriamcdonald's fry pack.
Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
yeah, now that put
that in the backpack, does the
school?
Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
wide-ruled notebook
ever come back up again?
No.
Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
Holy shit.
No, I don't think it does.
Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
That's the first
piece of evidence they ever find
, except for the flash drive andthe SD card.
Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
I think he's holding
it again at one point, but they
don't really reference it.
Yeah, I don't think that comesup, but that's the end of this
video, the weather's lodge video.
After this we're gonna get avideo called fishing day another
, again, another one of thesedudes just want to fuck matt.
Don't even bother with thevideo because literally it's
(01:11:40):
just ben and neil walking by alake.
Neil then goes to explore abuilding used to go fishing, Ben
didn't Well actually this isrelevant later.
Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
The immediate video
doesn't matter, but it does
matter.
Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
This video matters
later, but it does not right now
.
Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
I used to go fishing
all the time my grandpa here.
Oh yeah, Was it fun.
That was like the best time ofmy life.
You know we should go fishingsometime, man.
Oh yeah, That'd be fun, I would.
Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
I got my fishing rod
with me.
Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
I got my rod.
Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
We both have our rods
here.
What, what?
What's the?
That's a coincidence.
Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
Um, but yeah, so it's
literally.
It's just a conversationbetween Ben and Eddie, or, uh,
ben um.
Neil then goes to like checkout this building um, throughout
this entire video they seesomebody first, so that happens.
Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
Oh, that's right, I'm
sorry yes not to make light of
it.
Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
But yeah, ben's like
oh yeah, this is a very
important spot to me.
I used to go fishing with mygrandpa here all the time no
100% no, no, we're making lightof it, yeah yeah fuck his
grandpa fuck his grandpa not
Speaker 5 (01:12:44):
like no, yeah, fuck
his grandpa.
Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Kiss, fuck his
grandpa, not like no, yeah, fuck
his grandpa.
Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Kiss your dad and
fuck Ben's grandpa.
Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
I want to have sex
with his grandpa.
That's what we're saying.
We're just beating around thebush here.
Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
But yeah, so I'm
sorry.
Yes, neil does see someone andhe starts walking over to the
building and turns around andsees that Ben didn't follow and
then, starts running at ben andthen that's where the video ends
.
That's the, that's the wholething, yeah the next one's
called ben is gone.
Ben was gone then ben's back.
(01:13:17):
Now ben's gone.
Um, literally, this is a videoof it's from neil's perspective.
He gets out of his car, benpulls up in his car, says
where's the journal?
Give it to me.
They go back and forth for asecond.
Neil eventually gives ben thejournal and ben then throws
something at neil before drivingaway.
And neil is confused loversquarrel, that's the whole
(01:13:40):
fucking video and he just startsscreaming what the fuck quarrel
?
Lovers quarrel turned ugly.
Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
I'm gonna need you to
say it happier and with your
mouth way more open thank you,doug ben's whole demeanor
changes you know, oh yeah, oh,it's like he's not ben anymore
yeah, that's wild.
Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
I hope he'll be
labeled as Ben later.
Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
I'm sure there'll be
some kind of labeling system
that will tell us Give me thebook and he's just like fine.
Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
So what does he do at
the end?
Because he goes back to the carand he throws something back at
.
Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
Neil.
Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
Does he throw the
book back at him?
Or what does he throw at him?
It's a journal.
Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
I think, no, because
Ben takes off with the journal,
puts it in the journal, benthrows even the comments like
what did he give you?
Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
it's like a wadded.
Speaker 4 (01:14:30):
It's like something
wrapped in, like a piece of
paper yeah, yeah, it looked likesomething throw something, yeah
angrily at him.
He's like it's like wrappingpaper, like card, like that.
We find it matt.
Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
It's a packing paper
yeah, it's like brown, yeah
wrapping paper then there'ssomething in it I'm assuming.
Yeah, I don.
Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Yeah, it's like brown
packing paper and there's
something in it I'm assuming.
Yeah, I don't know, it's flat,though what does he say?
He's like we can't decipher itwithout Pat, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
They make a mention
about Pat saying we can't do
anything without him, and thensays give me the journal.
Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Give me the journal
Not to make fun of this passion
project that people obviouslyput a lot of effort into too
much but the bit where neil islike fuck what the fuck is like
his best bit of acting up tothis point.
Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
He was going for that
.
I didn't mention it.
He sells it real hard.
Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
He's like what the?
Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
fuck.
Oh yeah, you know he did agreat job, but but I will say
yes, up to this point the actinghas been fucking abysmal.
Speaker 5 (01:15:26):
I will say in that
episode or in that video it's
been driving away so, so slowlyfor me.
Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Yeah, I mean he's
driving his grandma's camera.
You know, that's probably all Ican do.
Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
If you look, I think
this shows how young they might
be.
If you look on the back of thecamera, there's a bumper sticker
.
I think it's a student driverbumper sticker.
Oh God.
Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
You know that tracks.
Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Yeah, I'm almost
positive.
It's a little yellow stickerwith black text on it.
I think it's a student driver.
Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
I don't know.
They're late teenagers at theyoungest.
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, they'reeither fresh out of high school
or something.
Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
Yeah, either fresh
out of high school or like real
early college.
Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
I was probably like
yeah, like 19 or 20 I think yeah
probably um, but yeah, that'sthe whole um ben is gone video.
I thought there was gonna bemore to that, but no, definitely
not the bumper sticker saysmystery spot.
Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
I don't know what
that means.
Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
It's probably one of
those fucking tourist
attractions where you stand insideways when you're standing
straight and bowling balls go upinstead of down when you roll.
That kind of fucking place.
Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
Yeah, rulia, yeah.
So after that, what was thelast one we just did?
Oh right, I'm sorry.
Uh, ben is gone, we have nextone we have eddie's memories,
dot mov um this is I didn't knowwho was filming this at first.
I'm assuming it's from thepoint of view of eddie or of
(01:17:04):
like the, or the content thatyou're seeing is of Eddie, right
, first thing that we see itit's basically a third viewpoint
of, I want to say, ben andEddie.
Hey, look, it's that shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
What yeah, this is
the shirt.
Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Eddie, that's being,
yeah, the first thing, we see is
Eddie.
Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
He's wearing the
shirt.
Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Thatdie, that's being
yeah, the first thing you see
is eddie.
He's wearing the shirt that wasfound.
Yes, after that, we get a likea wide view of this warehouse
and you see ben and neil kind oflike walking towards it.
Um, I don't know when this wasfilmed, because it seems like he
is standing four feet away fromthem like he's like what.
Very well, and if this, if thiswas supposed to be like they
(01:17:47):
don't know, I'm filming, I thatthat was not communicated to me
at all.
Um, it seems like both neil andben know, absolutely that is,
that eddie is there the onlything this is missing to me is
like the heavy stalker,breathing where it's like oh
yeah, 100.
Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Well, it's made
apparent that that eddie knows
who neil is, and literally thenext shot, so yeah 100, um.
Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
So we then get a
video of two people playing a
guitar, and those people areneil and eddie.
Um, they are.
They're just jamming on guitarand at one point they break to
say something I could not makethis out.
How many, how many times Ilistened to it.
I don't know if it was, howtired I was or if it was, how
terrible the volume is.
There's some value, but I haveno idea who they're talking
(01:18:33):
about.
Are they talking about ben?
I don't know.
They say they mentionedsomething.
They mentioned somebody isgoing through an initiation and
that they're actually joining.
And they mentioned like, yeah,you know what, they will
probably have fun.
And then it's right back toplaying guitar and the song ends
um.
So after that we get a very,very last cut of somebody
(01:18:54):
walking around a warehouse um,pretty empty, pretty nothing
judging by past stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
Part of me wants to
think, because it is hard to
understand what they're talkingabout.
I think they're talking aboutum, I want to say emily, just
because emily so far says he ohI'm gonna say she's so far
disappeared.
Speaker 5 (01:19:11):
They say he though
this was the thing that I was
gonna ask about.
Is uh, neil just met ben as?
Far as he knows, yes, but ben,as far as we know, just met neil
as well as far as he's lettingon, yes, right so, like I don't
know, there's questions that areafoot 100 right this is kind of
(01:19:35):
where I started to.
Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
That are sort of
answered later, I think.
Kind of this is around, neverexplicitly ben and neil like.
Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
Ben like knew that.
He knew Neil from beforehandbut was not willing to share.
This is like when I startedguessing that maybe that could
be happening, but we don't knowyet, no idea.
Oh yeah, the warehouse thatthey, that we see the first
person view of the interior ofis and we're assuming it's the
(01:20:04):
exact same warehouse that wewatched Ben and Eddie walk into.
But that's the end of thisvideo.
After this one we get onecalled tour the trauma, or door
of trauma anxiety, or, in French, the store.
Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
What is this door?
Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
door it's literally,
literally translated.
It is door of and then afeeling of existential dread,
anxiety and terribleness.
Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
But what would you
call that?
And what would you call those?
Some of the shots in this videojason I would call them very
avant-garde, matt my boy my guygets it, dude, yeah making fun
of mike's.
Back on the menu, boys.
Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Hey, wait, you're
making fun of me this whole time
.
Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Oh, Always was
Laughing along with Mike is back
on the menu boys.
Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
So we go to Tour de
Traum or, from what I'm
understanding, door of Trauma,and, honestly, after watching
the rest, it makes sense, um,the trauma door.
We sealed.
Neil uh entering the samewarehouse as we saw in the last
video, um, except this time.
One of the first things Inoticed is that, uh, that all of
us should notice is thatthere's a white sigil on the
(01:21:20):
floor with candles in it thatlooks very similar to the red
sigil we saw at uh church.
You do be seeing these sigils,whoa, it's all connected.
It was not there in the lastvideo, I will say that, but now
it is.
As he exits, he walks out andhe sees someone by a tree in the
distance who turns and runsaway, and Neil just books it
(01:21:43):
after him Fucking claps, cheeks.
Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Yeah, if you don't
like shaky cam, this is not your
series.
Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
Fuck.
No, it's a lot.
Imagine watching this in VR.
Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
No.
Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
No, no, no, you just
have a seizure.
Yeah, that's called seizuresimulator.
Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Then the Cloverfield
monster shows up.
Speaker 4 (01:22:04):
That's shaky cam too.
So by the time Neil gets to thetree after he's running after
his uh, his mystery man, um seesthat no one's there, although
he does start filming the tree,and I will say, as soon as he
pans over like the top portionof the tree, you start getting
these glitch effects and like alens flare effect, um it's
almost like that happens whenhe's in a significant location
(01:22:27):
almost like those glitches meansomething a very slow post
effect glitch, uh, uh, effectgoes on.
Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
It's really weird,
it's very strange it's very
Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
um, so no one's there
when neil gets there, but the
glitch effect happens when helooks at the upper part of the
tree and to me that suggeststhat there's something in the
tree.
Um, then we glitch, cut back toa dark room or house or
something, we're not quite sure,and we fade to a video of the
shore and the waves rolling upand we see a lighthouse and we
(01:23:01):
get a cut to somebody walking upon a lighthouse.
Um, outdoor it, it's just, it'squick cut shots.
Um, somebody's walking aroundoutdoor at night.
There's creepy sounds.
Uh, we don't know who's walking.
I mean, again, I'm assumingthis is neil, because neil's
been the only one reallyrecording up until, uh,
assumedly, when eddie wasrecording, when we saw neil and
(01:23:24):
ben in frame.
Um, so neil's walking aroundthis field.
We hear these really creepysounds.
Uh, we learned that it'ssomebody playing guitar and as
they get closer, a light turnson and shines directly on where
neil is walking and he kind ofgets freaked what I thought was
happening here was it was likeoutside a concert that's what I
thought too yeah, that's what itseems
(01:23:45):
like when it first startedhappening, like it looks like
it's in a field right, or likein a big open space yeah,
because he films a fence at somepoint.
Yeah, there's a fence, it'ssuper dark and you hear like you
definitely hear the verybeginning.
It just sounds like some kindof like atmospheric track, but
then you learn that it'ssomebody playing guitar.
I just couldn't tell you whatsong is being played and then
(01:24:15):
that's the end of that video.
Next we get one called, so I'mgonna go quick, quick, quick for
the last three.
Next one we get is called thelighthouse, and this is just
Neil walking into a buildingwith a strobing light.
He exits this doorway to see,like this blue flashing light we
cut to some more avant-gardefilmmaking, um and shows neil
(01:24:37):
just looking around the outsideof a lighthouse, scattered with
different bits of static oh yeah, the first part where he walks
through that door.
Holy fuck, it's very creepy.
Um, the rest is very hard tomake out until you get to the
lighthouse portion.
You see him like looking aroundup in the sky.
There's this blue light.
It looks like a street light,but it's.
It starts like flashing at somepoint.
(01:24:58):
But yeah, once we get to theactual lighthouse portion, it's
very, very grainy.
Uh, and it's very, very grainy.
We get very, very static.
We get intermittent static withEmily, like that video of Emily
that we saw earlier in thebackground of it.
But that's all we got at thelighthouse.
The next one's called how Longhas it Been?
Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
And the first thing
we see is just Neil's face being
manhandled, yeah, he's justkind of like.
Speaker 4 (01:25:22):
And then we find out
that he's that Neil is making a
video for Ben to help him trustNeil again and he goes oh, by
the way, the whole thing isThomas's fault.
Fuck you, thomas.
Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
Just a heads up yeah,
fuck that guy.
Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
Fuck that guy, thomas
.
Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
That's the one thing
I've noticed with this series so
far is they bring in a lot ofnames that seem to be important
to the plot, but it's the firsttime you've heard of this person
, oh yeah, and they've given alot of information to our main
characters.
There's a point, I believe insome like conversation before,
where they're just like well,heather was telling us about pat
(01:25:57):
and how he got uh, she got himthe notes, or whatever.
I'm like who the fuck isheather, who the fuck is pat?
What's these notes?
Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
I will be perfectly
up front.
This is the point where I startlosing the plot a bit.
Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
Oh yeah, you figure
out who these people are on the
Twitter and on the Instagram.
Oh, baby cop, that's what I'mgetting, don't?
Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
take.
Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
Jason's moment away.
I'll go back.
I'll go back.
Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
Motherfucker.
So he makes this video and he'stalking about how it's Thomas's
fault and he says he says it'syou know what, Ben.
I'm so sorry, it's my problem,I have to deal with it, I have
to see it through and then weget a cut to the tiniest police
officer.
That has ever existed.
Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
He's wearing a hoodie
.
Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
He's wearing a hoodie
and jeans.
Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
It's literally hoodie
, jeans and then a way too big
officer's cap, like in uniformofficer's cap standing outside a
hotel.
Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
This is I don't give
a fuck who actually this is baby
cop this is my favorite thingthat's ever happened in an
unfiction series that we'vewatched oh yeah I had to pause
this and like study and be like.
Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
Is this supposed to
be a cop?
Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
my favorite things in
any unfiction ever are number
two, front lawn face down.
Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
Yes, number one baby
cop, baby cop, like holy shit.
Like I will say, the job wasdone correctly because I did, by
the end of this, even with nodialogue, understand that this
was supposed to be a policeofficer, which is fucking
incredible like that by itselfis incredible to me, because
(01:27:45):
what is that?
Speaker 5 (01:27:47):
I'm like don't even
wear that hat unless it's like a
special, like occasion right,like one of their fucking
friends died or something.
Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
That's what you wear
that you don't wear that just
outside a hotel.
Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
You know, he's just
got jeans, he's just he there?
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
So he gives it to you
.
Speaker 4 (01:28:07):
So the baby cop gets
the suitcases and he literally
goes whack, whack and walks offscreen.
Neil gets back in the car.
What was the S for?
What was the S for?
Is it like a test?
If it turned, blue is itcocaine.
Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
This is my favorite
baby cop Dude.
Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
I forgot everything
that happened Up until this
point, when I saw that I waslike what I thought for a minute
, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
Are there any?
Speaker 5 (01:28:36):
comments on this
video.
What's the comment on thisvideo?
I did not care at all For thisentire series Until I saw baby
cop Fucking
Speaker 4 (01:28:45):
in baby.
Anything about baby cop?
I did not care at all for thisentire series.
There's several, until I sawBaby Cop.
There's several commentsFucking in baby.
Anything about Baby Cop.
That's really what we'relooking for.
No, what.
Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
Who are you people?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, never mind,never mind, never mind.
This person does say finally,damn boy, that hat thick.
Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
God Once.
Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
I thought I was out
baby cop drew me back.
Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
Oh my god it
re-bolstered my interest.
I need, like I need, to knowwhat this person's about, and I
hope he comes back when he's allgrown up?
Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
are we certain this
is actually a cop?
Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
no, no, but he, we
know but, what else is he?
Yes, because we see him againlater.
Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
Yeah, in the future
yeah, as of right now, though I
guess it's not apparent no, thehat gives it away.
But he could be faking it.
Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
I think he might be
faking it yeah, um, what I was
trying to say before baby copreal quick is they bring in a
lot of characters that seemimportant and give a lot of
information to our maincharacters, but they are never
talked about, ever.
No, in the youtube videos,which is like the main.
That's where you find place,where the story is.
Which is weird to me heather is, I don't think, ever brought up
who the fuck she is in thosevideos.
(01:29:55):
Oh god, no, I don't think patever is.
I don't think any.
Uh, eddie barely is.
Thomas never is.
You have to find that on thetwitter, and even the twitter or
the Instagram gives you notthat much information on them as
, and especially, information asto how they got information on
the plot.
Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
So part two is coming
.
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, part ofthree, because I don't know if
part two will clear anything up.
So, yeah, baby, cop that likethat.
That was my favorite fuckingpart of this whole thing.
Fuck, where am I Right, neil,handing a suitcase to a tiny
(01:30:32):
police officer?
Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
You have the right to
remain silent.
Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
You have the right to
remain silent.
Speaker 1 (01:30:42):
Oh my god, I'm just a
little baby.
Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
Put your hands on my
neck very ending, very last part
of this.
After baby cop comes in andjust reinvigorates all of us.
Uh, we get ben and neildiscussing where to investigate
next and apparently that placeis the place where people go
missing, and then they they showmountains in a direction, but
they say well, that's where thepeople go missing over there,
(01:31:08):
that's over there.
That's where they go yeah, ifthey don't come back, obviously,
but that's the very sorry.
The very last thing we see isvery, very dark footage and then
a bunch of staticky cam withsome antlers just a pair of
antlers antlers just a pair ofantlers.
Just a pair of antlers.
I think we saw that once before.
Very, very briefly, but notenough to make it stick.
(01:31:30):
Last video I have is calledWill you Remember?
And this is.
Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
What do you remember?
Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
Sorry, what do you
remember?
Will you remember?
Starts off with Neil and a manwith antlers staring at each
other Mantlers one might say ohright, the antler man Mantlers.
Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Mantlers.
Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
Thank you, Doug, for
that.
Speaker 4 (01:31:59):
Mantlers and Neil are
staring at each other and
Mantlers just puts his hand out,His fucking hand out, like this
and it's just so it's justspread out, it's just so spread.
Speaker 5 (01:32:08):
It's just like lock
them.
Lock them with me.
Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
Yeah, lock them After
we see this.
It cuts real quick to oh fuck,where'd I go.
Cuts real quick to Neilexplaining that he's in his car
again and he's explained thatBen has been missing once again
for several months.
At this point, antlerman alsogives him a necklace.
Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
That's later.
Speaker 4 (01:32:29):
That's the very end.
Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
Oh is it.
Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:32:31):
That's why I was
saving it.
Stay in your lane, Mike.
Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
Yeah, also, this is
where everything pays off.
So he's in the car and he'sexplaining that Ben's been
missing for months andapparently is at the Crestwell
Care Center and apparently Neilhad remembered what he was doing
before all of this, but hecan't explain it.
(01:32:53):
He does share.
There was a note from Bensaying he found something, but
he doesn't know when he'll beback.
There's something he saidmentioned something about the uh
, the dovewood um reservoir anddam, and ben said that he had a
(01:33:13):
lead and he found a journal.
Uh, m's journal is what I heardnow.
When I first saw this I thoughthe meant emily's journal but no
, that's because this isn'texplained at fucking all not at
all.
I do now remember the m at thevery front of the journal in the
ben is gone video um that heand then throws that brown
(01:33:36):
package at him.
Yeah, it's, it's just an m.
Um found her diary.
He found a diary or a journalwith an m on it and he also
found it was sitting next to ajar of blueberry syrup marked
not food.
Oh my god, so we do get thelabel and it is not food.
(01:34:00):
Yeah, apparently apparently,yeah, don't eat.
The next one we get is uh neiluh showing up at this uh
crestwell care center and he'stalking with ben, who can't
remember anything after going inthe lodge this is the same
center that ed's mom gotadmitted to, right?
Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
yes, yep same center.
Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
Um, and he's
apparently.
Ben doesn't remember anythingafter the lodge, aside from a
bit of fuzzy memories of him bythe lake.
Do they say how long ben's beenthere yet?
No, is that later?
Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
if they did, I didn't
hear it because he he says I
know they four or five months,something like six months, they
say I, oh you know what?
Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
yeah, because he uh,
neil mentioned at the beginning
that he's been gone for monthsand when they go there he does
give a timeline a little bit.
You're right After revealingthat he doesn't really remember
much.
Ben does end up giving Neil anote and it says there's some
coordinates on it.
He goes.
I can't do much for me here.
Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
Also, why does this
care center straight up look
like a prison block?
Speaker 4 (01:35:03):
It's a delinquent
center or something like that.
Very last thing we see in thisvideo is Mantlers giving Neil
what looks like a necklace.
Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
Nice little touch
that I like to make it look
creepier is they just had thefootage reversed of him grabbing
it.
Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
I like that a lot,
actually it wasn't just reversed
, it was going backwards andforwards.
Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
I don't know if you
see Lots of the avant-garde
shots in this are really good.
Speaker 4 (01:35:30):
There's some cool
cinematography.
The creativity is abound, but Iwill say that is the end of the
what Do you Remember?
Video and unfortunately,everybody.
We have talked way too long.
Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
We sure have.
That's why it's's gonna be apart dos dose part don't worry,
baby cop will make an appearance, oh yes, make sure to come back
, don't watch the next part justso you're nice and confused
stream watches don't go anywhere, like Matt said, because we're
gonna keep this going, but thismay be weird, because if you're
on Spotify, you'll see us in oneweek's time.
Speaker 5 (01:36:04):
If you're on Spotify,
you'll see us in one week's
time.
If you're on everything else,sit right back.
We're going to take like a fiveor ten minute break.
Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
But yeah, anyway,
thanks for joining us on this
part one.
Everybody, much preach, loveyou.
For those of you that haven'theard in a while, you can reach
us at our Gmail.
It's diludipod at gmailcom.
Subscribe to our jimmy jams,it's deludipodcom or patreoncom.
Slash deludipod and just followus on all of our socials.
We're deludipod everywhereexcept.
(01:36:32):
I don't think we're on blue skyyet, or we are, I don't fucking
know.
Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
I don't care, because
I'm not in control of the
socials.
Speaker 3 (01:36:37):
We have a thread that
doesn't post anything anymore,
but also fuck threads yeah, thatship is still a working account
, anything yep, so um, justfollow us on any social that you
have, because we're probably onit as well.
Speaker 2 (01:36:48):
Um go to the new
twitch channel, twitchtv slash
diluted pod.
Maybe the next time we streamthe like profile will be filled
out and it won't just saydiluted pod with no we'll see um
and then I'll remember tochange the name of the stream
next time.
Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
It's not test.
Last thing I want to say is, ifyou see a baby cop on the
street, give him a gold star andbe like you did a good job.
Well, buddy, you did it.
You do.
Well, guy.
That's all I got.
What do you got Give?
Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
him a suitcase to
smack.
Speaker 4 (01:37:22):
As always, oh man.
As always, oh man, it feels sogood to say it.
Stay fucking paranoid For whatI couldn't fucking tell you
After any of this.
But don't you know, don't gosnooping around in old, burnt
down Warehouses.
Speaker 1 (01:37:34):
Don't be an E.
Speaker 4 (01:37:36):
Don't be an E.
Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
And if you do be an E
, don't drop your SD card.
Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
If you're gonna be an
E, don't drop your SD.
Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
Wise words.
Speaker 4 (01:37:46):
Put it on a shirt.
Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
Moody, moody, moody,
butt cheeks.
What do you got?
Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
um, you know, if you
meet a random person who says
that they don't remember whothey are or where they came from
, or really know what they'redoing, invite them to your house
.
Potentially invite them to livewith you.
Yeah, um, and just see wherethat takes you.
Speaker 4 (01:38:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:38:09):
You should, you
should do that.
Speaker 4 (01:38:11):
Good life choices.
Speaker 5 (01:38:13):
Um new year, new peen
, slap it against a new bean.
Bean ween, there you go, thereyou go Uh also, just in lieu of
it being our first episode likeour true first episode of the
year, um fuck Corbin Kentuckyhell yeah you fucking figure it
(01:38:35):
out.
For whatever reason, kiss yourdad are you back here?
Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
still, he's over
there he's in that box hey wait,
where are these?
Speaker 5 (01:38:48):
where are the?
Where's the studio audience?
Speaker 4 (01:38:51):
they're in the box
too there, put them away for
storage, since I've been herelast time.
Speaker 5 (01:38:56):
That's crazy for
storage.
Yeah, you fold them, or what itmust smell horrible down there
yeah, but they don't like it.
Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
Well, that's their
problem anyway, yeah, join us
next week join us next week forpart two, everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
God, you weren't even
announced it, motherfucker.
Join us next week for part two,everyone.
Where I shit my pants again, ohwe love you go fuck yourselves,
don't look under the internetOutro Music.