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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Don't look under the internet All right, do we want
to try starting over?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, all right, can I still dothe AIDS bit?
(00:38):
Yeah, whatever.
No, I'm not doing that.
You can rethink it if you'dlike.
No, that's fine.
Okay, all right, we're startingover Fresh ready.
Not doing that.
You can rethink it if you'dlike.
No, that's fine, we're startingover Fresh Ready.
Here we go.
Hey, god damn it.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hi there.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Hey, welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet.
This isn't our second take.
It's an internet comedy horrorpodcast starring yours truly
Matt.
He's somewhere on the screen.
I'm not pointing, just saysomething under the internet.
This isn't our second take.
It's an internet comedy horrorpodcast starring yours truly
matt.
He's somewhere on the screen.
I'm not pointing, just saysomething hi, there's doug there
as well.
I think so.
And then there's a jason too,hello.
And then there's me, michael,the worst of us all, the butt
(01:20):
wizard, truly butt.
Yeah, boy, we have a pretty funone today.
So I'm going to start this offreally simple.
We're going to go with theclassic diluty Clap above your
head.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Did you know that water is actually a really bad
lubricant?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It's actually pretty bad.
Yeah, there's lots of otherstuff that's way more
lubricant-y.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
There sure is.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I've seen tub of butter.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I fucking hate you guys.
Big, big jug hot cheese hittingall the points.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
What are you not what ?
What's up with you?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
tell us the news what's the good news, mike?
The news goes the big news isuh, big news is uh, there's no
housekeeping.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Uh, we're recording two episodes in the same night,
so I did it all last week.
So neener, neener, boo boo.
The big news is there's nohousekeeping.
We're recording two episodes inthe same night, so I did it all
last week.
So neener, neener, boo boo, youget nothing.
But if you gave us, pleasestill give us money.
We want money.
Give us money.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Money me please.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Please me money.
That's it Housekeeping done,because we just don't have any
Woo Wow content at three minutesof time.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Housekeeping done, because we just don't have any
Woo Wow content at three minutesof time.
That's crazy.
Yeah Boy.
For a second tape.
This one sure is more efficient, but worse I feel it definitely
was.
No, it's better.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
It's better.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I'm still using the same segues before Bird Scooter.
I mean because I appreciate itand we're on a slippery slope.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Hey did you know that water is actually a bad
lubricant.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Or a slippery slope.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Lots of things are more slippery than water.
A lot of things are moreslippery than water, like butter
.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Boy, let me tell you 16 tubs of it like butter like
16 tubs of it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Did you know that if you have such a good name that
you'll actually get shouted outmultiple times over multiple
episodes?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
actually all of our episodes, yeah that's how that
works right you're our listenerof the year.
We're going to shout your nameout every episode the entire
year.
Jason, are you in a room?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
with a helicopter.
I feel like we should juststart this episode over.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Alright, part three.
I can't, I can't, like I can'tprove it right now, but I'm like
a solid 12% positive.
I am in hell and this is whatit is to me.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
It's just repeating, paul.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Genie fans over here in the Discord, oh, in the
Patreon In the Discord, andunderneath it is you with some
big ol' titties.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
dog Guys, if you have not joined our Discord, please,
please, please, go do that.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Alright, see what I mean Slippery slope Water.
We're talking aboutaquatic-based mysteries.
Yeah, we're finally getting tothe fucking topic at hand.
Woo, I came up with a theme.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
We should let Jason go.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I came up, we should let Jason go.
I came up with a theme.
I wanted us to talk aboutaquatic-based mysteries and the
boys have something fun.
Jason go first.
Are you sure I should go first?
You know, I don't know.
Let's talk about it for anotherfucking 40 minutes, okay,
alright.
Yeah, I don't know, let's talkabout it for another fucking 40
minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Okay, all right.
Yeah, I found a couple ofdifferent things that I wanted
to share, but the one thatactually caught my eye the most
was a headline and all it saysis man's body quote unquote
dissolved by Yellowstone hotspring after seeking place to
swim what?
(05:07):
So I'm going to try to getthrough this pretty quickly
because apparently this is justun-fucking-bearable.
So this article goes on toexplain that a man by the I
don't feel bad about doxing thisindividual, considering it's
and it's all over this fuckingwebsite.
So, colin Scott, age 23, no,they're dead in oregon.
(05:48):
Um, there's headlines all overthe place about this man who
dissolved and for falling into aboiling acidic hot spring at
yellowstone national park.
Um, after he'd been looking fora place to swim illegally, I
might add.
Colin scott was hiking through aprohibited section of the park
on june 7th with his sistersable when scott fell into a hot
spring.
And then, in quotes it says anddid not get out.
According to a report releasedby the National Park Service on
(06:09):
Thursday, deputy Chief RangerLaurent Veres told a local news
station KULR-TV the pair weresearching for a place to hot pot
, which is the illegal practiceof swimming in one of the park's
thermal features.
They were specifically movingin that area for a place that
they could potentially get intoand soak.
(06:30):
And this is Veres.
This is what's her name,laurent Veres.
So this is the deputy chiefsaying they were specifically
moving in that area for a placethat they could potentially get
in and soak.
Sable Scout was filming a videoof the pair intentionally
walking off the Norris GeyserBasin's boardwalk.
(06:50):
According to the report, whenher brother fell the fuck in
what I thought soaking was moreof a Mormon thing.
It is Jump pumping and soakingis more Mormon, but I think he
was trying to soak with the park.
It's not sex if I don't moveinside of the geyser, that shit
is so so straight, Like the, themental gymnastics you need to
(07:13):
be able to do to hold you God,not only have have sex, but then
say this is not that I'm notgay guys, I'm not gay.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I only have same sex attraction.
It's different Completely-sexattraction.
It's different, completely.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
God damn it.
It's not losing your virginityif it's in the butt, that's true
, though that one's accurateactually.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
It says so in the Bible.
But sex is a child.
It does cause no child, as LimpBizkit would say.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Our man Fred Durst, the gospel of Fred Durst.
So anyway, as they would, sayour man, fred dirt, the gospel
of fred durst, yeah, fred, um,so anyway, uh, this, this couple
, colin and sable, uh decided tohead off the path, um,
apparently in a very, veryobscured area of the park, and,
um, all that was described isthat this couple went to go look
(08:03):
for this place to soak, colinfalls in and the next hour or
two is spent by Sableessentially calling into this
very, very dark pit of water forColin.
(08:23):
Eventually, rescuers wereactually unable to safely
recover Scott's body due to thevolatile thermal area.
So you know, there's a guyboiling alive in this fucking
spring right, and the rescueteam, the emergency personnel,
who's supposed to be prepared tosave people from these types of
situations, says the water'stoo hot.
We can't go get him.
Excuse me, why did you call me?
(08:45):
What do you got for me?
Says the water's too hot.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
We can't go get him.
Excuse me, why'd you call me?
What do you got for me?
It's really hot, I got popcornwe could watch.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
You know how fucking hot this water is, bro, I'm not
getting that guy out of there.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
You want me to go away.
What are you talking about?
Emergency personnel shows upand they determine that it's
much too risky to go in.
What are you talking about?
So, yeah, emergency personnelshows up and they determine that
it's much too risky to go inafter this guy to rescue him.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
A guy's just screaming in the background.
It's real hot.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
It's probably one of those things where they could
rescue him, but he's going todie anyway.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Possibly Just let him melt.
It probably feels better thanIf we took him out and then he
died Because he's just hot asfuck.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
He can die now or he can just spend Two weeks in the
next.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
They go to rope him out.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Getting repeated infections.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I imagine they would go Slowly leaking out of your
butt.
I would imagine they were goingto rope him out.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Tie a rope around him and pull him out by a
helicopter, but they're like,actually, once we hoist him up,
he's just going to ooze out ofthe rope.
He's just going to ooze out ofthe rope.
He's just going to become slush.
The geyser is the only thingholding them together.
It's like when you get into acar accident.
Or like when you get into a caraccident.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Or like when you get run over by a train on the
subway as soon as we move thetrain, you're going to die.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
It's like when you take apart a boat and then
rebuild the boat.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Does anybody else have an example?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
The ship of Theseus.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
If you replace a man's spleen.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
With an automobile?
Is he still?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
the same man.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Or is he?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
a car.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
PS2 is where your legs used to be.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Hey, they're still your legs.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Are you Crash?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Bandicoot, Is that Exhibit Yo dog are you crash
band dude?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
is that exhibit yo dog?
We put ps2s in your legs.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
We heard you like ps2s we heard you like to pee,
so we put ps2s the secondversion of peeing in your legs.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
God damn it.
So yeah.
So this guy gets his legs wet,and also the rest of his body,
and emergency services decidesyou know what, it's too hot,
it's just too volatile toactually go in, so we're just
gonna watch.
Um, they, oh god.
So instead of staying andseeing what kind of happened,
(11:27):
they left and they came back thenext morning.
Don't worry, they definitelyshowed up the next morning.
However, it's almost like theproblem had just disappeared.
There was no body.
There was no nothing.
There was no visible evidenceof any crime being committed
here.
Nothing happened.
Let's go home, the only thingthat they actually found was a
(11:49):
wallet and a pair of footplugs.
And a hot spring we have to beon a lift now.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Like we're telling people how to make easily
obtainable explosives, how toget rid of body.
We're on a lift.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Do you think they watched this man screaming,
boiling alive?
Just sink into the geyser andthey're just like I don't.
I don't remember why we werehere.
Let's go hit Chili's up, dude.
Let's go hit Chili's.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
This is a problem.
Do you see a?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
problem?
I don't see anything.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Do we have to report this?
It's a hole.
What would we?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
report yeah hey, there's a, there's a geyser over
there, there's a hot spring.
Yep, all right, that's all wegot.
Um?
So apparently the watertemperatures at the time of him
falling in usually reach, uh,right around 199 degrees
fahrenheit or 93 celsius.
Um, but at the time that his sothis is kind of where, oh, okay
(12:52):
, the body was no longer visible.
That doesn't mean it wasn'tthere, okay, they did eventually
retrieve remains and when theydid, the water's temperature was
212 degrees, which means it wasboiling, and there was a whole
bunch of warning signs, this,that and the other.
Obviously, stupid things happento stupid people, because
stupid people are stupid.
They'd been visiting fromOregon, they had just graduated
(13:16):
college and here my favoritepart of this whole article is at
the very end.
It said no citations wereissued.
Article is at the very end.
It said no citations wereissued and that, you know.
That makes me happy that no onedecided to issue a citation to
a the partially degraded,dissolved dead body in their in
their hot spring.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
We expect you to cite the person as much as you can
paper into.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
The guys are like yeah, here's, take it idiot but
on top of that they say not tocite the person who just lost
her fucking husband like, okay,that's great, good for you guys,
but aside from that, that's allI got.
I will say when this was firstpresented, it was presented more
(14:06):
in the light of there was abody found in the, uh, the
yellowstone park that had beenpartially dissolved inside one
of the hot springs.
And, um, it wasn't until theygot the report from this uh, the
sable family or what's her name, save scott collins, or sable
that's her name, first name isSable Damn Apparently when she
(14:28):
eventually came forward and said, like hey, we were actually
doing illegal things here andthat's what happened.
That's when they kind offigured some stuff out.
So for a while there was just apartially dissolved body
floating around the YellowstoneSprings.
There's probably lots of that.
I mean, honestly, if you guyshad to take a guess, how many
bodies do you think get dumpedin the Yellowstone Hot Springs
(14:51):
every year?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Is there like a Mormon mob?
Why am I thinking Mormons?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Mormons.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Mormons in.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yellowstone doing organized crime.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
It's Mormons going we're going to let you go soak
now and they're going to get allexcited and then they're going
to realize what's happening.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
You're going to soak with the thermal bacteria there
you go.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I was like I don't know what resistant bacteria
can't be much.
Yeah, but yeah, that's all.
I thought it was an interestingstory about how late night,
just trying to have a good timesoaking a hot spring at
Yellowstone, turns into turningyourself into people soup.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Okay so I bet there there's a point where he was
like boiled to perfection.
You know what I mean Likeperfect.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Oh yeah, like tender.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, fall off.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Call the bone Call and fall off the bone type thing
.
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
I hope everyone enjoyed that episode of Jason
sticks his beard in a weedwhacker.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
So it sounds like we need to figure out this fan
situation.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
I was impressed by how it seemed to get
progressively worse as he wenton.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Really, oh Lord, Join Jason live in the Channel 5
helicopter as he goes over hisstorm.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Just a DJI drone.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Next time I record remote like this, you guys are
just going to see like five weedwhackers back here and then
you're going to be like you'renot allowed to record it.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
All going at the same time.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Well, I guess I can go next.
Can you?
I can, but may I?
I'd love Vetoed.
I can go next.
Can you?
I can, but may I.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
No.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Vetoed.
Doug said no, so that means hehas to go.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Didn't fucking think of that did you, Doug?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Mike wanted me to go last.
Oh shit, you're right, that waslast intro we didn't do the
intro.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
We tried, but we didn't get all of it.
I'll go next.
Good, get us out of here.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
July 30th 1915.
Jesus, right off the water is afastened rock.
60 miles off the coast ofIreland there was a German
U-boat being captained byFreiherr George G von Forster I
don't know if that's the correctway to pronounce his name or
not, I went to school with thatguy.
I hope not yeah.
(17:27):
He had a U-23 Schmidt U-boatthat was prowling off the waters
of Fastnet Rock At this timethey came across a British cargo
steamer called the Iberian andthis was carrying trucks and
jeeps for the Allied war effort.
This was right in thebeginnings of World War I.
(17:49):
So once this happened, oncethey got a sight of this British
cargo steamer, the Germansfired a torpedo at the cargo
ship and just decimated thismotherfucker, murdered the
entire crew.
There's 61 people on that.
That.
Um, that cargo ship dead.
Um, roughly about 30 secondsafter it sank, um, there is a
(18:14):
huge explosion underwater causedby the hundreds of gallons of
gasoline that were on board.
This explosion set off thismassive, massive wave of
exploding wreckage and shrapnelthat went flying all over the
(18:34):
place and even damaged theGerman U-boat.
Wow, this happened.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Is this a retelling of that part of?
Uh fuck, what was that from?
Or the Suez Canal Crab.
Is it Monument Mythos?
Oh, monument Mythos, yeah,where they nuke the ocean.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Seems like it, but it gets better.
So Are we the parallel universe?
Fuck, Honestly, with everythingthat's going on in the world,
that makes sense Maybe.
So, with this giant water plumeof explosion, as this happens,
(19:14):
the Germans notice something inthe air they sent this what they
call a giant sea monster.
They sent a giant sea monsterflying 80 feet in the air.
What decimated thismotherfucker?
They claim that it is, or itwas described as, a 60 foot long
aquatic reptile, similar to acrocodile, with a head that
tapered to a point, a longpointed tail and four webbed
(19:38):
feet.
Um, now, there are no officialrecords of this happening.
The official record for whathappened to this boat is it just
got damaged by shrapnel fromthe explosion.
Um, people have beenspeculating that this creature
that they saw, um, according tothe description, was a
(19:59):
Mosasaurus, which went extinctabout 66.
A what Mosasaurus?
Speaker 4 (20:03):
A Mosasaurus, a Mimosasaurus.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Mimosasaurus A Jason Mimosasaurus.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Oh, okay, mosa.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
M-O-S-A-S-A-U-R-S.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Mimosasaurus is what they call Becky.
After brunch on Saturday hey,hey, hey, hey, Dude save the
jokes for your bit.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
No, yeah, so this creature went extinct 66 million
years ago.
So they say no, it didn't.
But here we are Now the Germanshave found one.
They exploded one.
It was just chilling in theocean just up in the air.
Was it alive?
You don we are Now.
The Germans have found one.
They exploded one.
It was just chilling in theocean Just up in the air, was it
alive?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
We don't chill in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Thanks World War, I Thanks Obama, thanks Obama.
So Other thing that happenedhere.
Now you might think, wow,that's insane, they just found a
fucking Mosasaurus, that'sawesome, they exploded, this
fucker, I bet it'll never happenagain.
Well, that's insane.
They just found a fuckingMosasaurus, that's awesome, they
exploded, this fucker, I betit'll never happen again.
(21:04):
Well, a little bit of shock andawe here.
Not three years later, on April30th 1918, there is a British
patrol boat off the coast ofIreland again and it spotted a
German U-boat.
They fired a torpedo at theU-boat but they didn't receive
any returning fire or any typeof retaliation.
They were a bit off-put by this.
(21:25):
They're like was it that easy?
Did we win that easy?
They're a bit shocked.
They also noticed that theGermans surrendered very, very
quickly and they put up no fight.
So, as they took the germansoldiers, uh, in this boat
(21:47):
hostage or in the submarinehostage, um, the u-boat
commander, captain guntherkreksh, um, yeah, he.
He stated the followinghappened Uh, he stated that the
previous night the crew surfacedto recharge the subs batteries.
Um, but as they floated up,this massive sea monster crawled
(22:10):
onto the side of the vessel.
The creature had giant eyes,devilish horns and a row of
knife like teeth.
Devilish horns and a row ofknife-like teeth.
According to the crew on theu-boat, the creature attacked
the forward mounted gun latchedonto it with its mouth in an
attempt to tear the ship apart.
The crew was freaking the fuckout and they decided to just
(22:30):
fucking unload on this thingwhich I would too but it barely
made a dent on this creature.
It didn't seem affected at all.
So the sea creature started totwist the sub upside down and
basically had this thing on itslast leg.
It was about to just startsinking into the ocean.
The soldiers just keptunloading everything they had
(22:53):
they had basically all hands ondeck at this time Just unloading
everything in every arsenalthat they have in a last ditch
effort to just get rid of thisfucking monster.
Finally, after just bombardingthis creature with all this
weaponry, it removed itself fromthe U-boat, but the U-boat was
so badly damaged that theGermans couldn't submerge their
(23:17):
U-boat anymore and they werebasically just coasting on the
waves until the British arrivedand they got shot with a torpedo
.
Now there is no real evidencethat this is another Mosasaur,
mostly because the way that theydescribed it doesn't really
(23:40):
sound like a mosasaurus, ummosasaurus.
They didn't have devilish horns, uh, they didn't have, like, um
, the ability to like latch on.
They had flippers, so it's notlike they're latching on to
anything, um, so a lot of peoplespeculated that this was one of
the first um, like, uh, uh,like instances of a giant squid
(24:05):
which you know.
Back in like ye old day, peopleused to say that the giant
squid was a Kraken.
You know, that's where the mythcame from the Kraken it was.
People think that that was justa giant squid.
This is potentially the firstmodern day discovery of um of
you know a giant squid.
This is potentially the firstmodern day discovery of um of
you know a giant squid based offof what they're saying of the
(24:25):
kraken.
Yeah, they released the kraken.
Um now, I don't have much moreon this other than that, but I
think it's very fascinating thatboth of these happen off of the
coast of Ireland, which doesn't?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Ireland's got some fucked up sea, sea-based
folklore, the?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Kelpie, the Kelpie.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
There's one close to Scotland yeah, I like to think.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I don't think sharks are really around that area like
that.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
So sharks are wherever the fuck they want to
be sharks.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
They're terrible.
That's fair, yeah, but I don'tknow if sharks go around the
coast of Ireland like that?
I have no idea.
I couldn't tell you.
I'm not a sea biologist.
It's interesting to think ofwhat these creatures truly were
and were they biologist.
Yeah, it's interesting to thinkof what these creatures, um,
truly were and were they can youimagine in like the 1600s?
Speaker 4 (25:26):
can you imagine, like on the in the 1600s, being on a
ship and just peering over theside and seeing a giant squid
though I'd shit my pants 100%,I'd make up folk stories yeah,
well, especially like modernboats are like.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
you know, they're metal, they're steel.
Back in the day you're just onthe Mayflower made of fucking
birch.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
That's what's gonna rip that shit up.
So apparently, one of the mostcommonly found species of shark
around Northern Ireland thereare about 20 that you can
commonly find there One of themost common one is something
called the Basking Shark, andhere I'll drop a Harold Basking
yeah, Harold Basking the shark.
(26:06):
Um yeah, it looks super fuckedup.
I will say that.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Where's Discord?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yeah, I'll drop it there, so you guys can look at
it Wow.
Wow, that's really all I had,but I found that one.
It really does.
Where did you drop this?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I think it looks like it stuck to a mean pants.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Thanks for that, Doug .
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I don't see it.
Why not?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I should probably hit enter, huh.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Oh yeah, that'll help .
Oh, those guys, yeah, I know,yeah, they filter, feed off like
shrimp and shit, I think.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah, they don't really have teeth, but they use
like something similar to baleen, like whales use.
They suck into their gills.
Yeah, can you imagine if ourmain eating apparatus was hair
in our mouth?
E, e, yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Life would be a lot different.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
It's like it's like a golf ball through a garden.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
And it does.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
That's really all I had for mine.
It wasn't anything huge, but Ilike a good mystery that took
place in, like I love like aWorld War One, World War Two,
like like paranormal,supernatural kind of thing well,
you also love cryptids and thisis very like.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah, this is this is like this is like cryptid
eyewitness account.
You know what I mean, manthat's.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
That's fair.
The only thing that upsets me alittle bit is this is just a
lot of word of mouth becausethere's no real documentation to
the creatures.
So we are pretty much justbasing of word of mouth because
there's no real documentation tothe creatures.
So we are pretty much justbasing this off of.
My grandpa told me who knows ifthat's real.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
That's what I was going to ask is like are there
any military documents thatdocument that any of this
actually happened?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
No, there's nothing.
It's just all word of mouthbased off of what the captain
said.
But even the captain likePuffed ether.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah, we used to tell this story about a 60 foot
crocodile that we blew up with atorpedo we actually just shot a
real shark with a torpedo, andit was it was actually a
protected species of whale, sowe can't say anything about that
yeah, but it's even.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
It's even like stated here that um, um, fucking,
what's their faces, the captains?
I forgot their fucking namesfor a second there.
But the only fact to any ofthese stories is that in the
first one, the Iberian was sunkby Captain George G Von
Forrester's U-boat that's theonly thing on file and Captain
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Gunther Kretsch was captured bythe British with no fight.
But again, there's no evidenceof sea monsters.
They never put that into anytype of files.
So who knows?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Who's to say.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Who's to say?
Who would have thought?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Me, I've got boat, so I have a particular I hear what
you're talking about now.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Oh my god.
Yeah, welcome to our world.
The fan just kicked into highgear.
I'm so sorry, everybody.
Fuck, I gotta figure somethingout.
I'm sorry, go ahead, I'mruining everything.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Tori in the Twitch chat claims that it's not as
audible as it may seem, but Ithink when we compress and do
all the mastering and stuff,it's going to be real bad.
But we'll see what we get.
We're working with what we haveto work with.
So I have a particular boaticle, and this particular boaticle
is called the USS Cyclops andshipwreck.
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People have probably heard ofit before and if so, you're just
going to hear a bunch ofinformation that you can find
easily on the internet and haveprobably seen before, but I
think it's interesting.
so the uss cyclops was a shipthat was launched in 1910.
It was built by william crampand sons in philadelphia, and
this was a boat, or a ship thatwas initially tasked with just
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transporting stuff from, likelatin america um up to the
united states.
It was eventually assigned tobe a military transport ship
during world war one, so as that, like during that time period,
it was sailing through thebermuda triangle and it
completely disappeared and itfailed to show up at its final
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destination.
So it was hauling 10,000 tonsof magnesium at the time, and
it's noted that its maximumcapacity was stated to be 8,000
tons, so it was probablyoverloaded with magnesium.
There's been a lot ofspeculation about what actually
happened to the ship.
Some people say that it wasjust strong storms, like strong
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storms, in combination with thefact that it was overloaded,
caused it to turn over and sink,and others claim that maybe it
was also sunk by German U-boats,that the boats blew it up.
The German government waseventually questioned about this
and they claimed that they haveabsolutely no knowledge or any
record of the ship and to thisdate it has never been found.
So it was taking this magnesiumfrom Brazil to Maryland and it
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most likely sank somewhere nearCape Charles in Virginia.
It was nearly 600 feet long,which makes it one of the
largest ships that's ever beenlost and never found, and it's
actually perhaps the largestNavy ship that's ever
disappeared and never found, andthere were 300 people on board
at the time and no shred ofevidence of any of these people
has ever been uncovered.
(31:24):
Again, um, it kind of soundslike the.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
The boat was just kind of a big wick just from
initial like yeah isn'tmagnesium super explosive, yes,
yeah it has to get hot enough,but it burns at temperatures of
like 1300 degrees or somethinglike that.
It's something fucking like, ormaybe it was 3000 degrees,
right it's something ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
It's quite possible, with 10 000 tons of magnesium on
board, that it somethinghappened and it caught fire.
I mean it was the fucking like1910s.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Somebody was probably smoking a cigarette and like
accidentally lit it all on fireso main uh, magnesium and
manganese are two of like the,the catalyst uh metals that you
use to ignite thermite, which isused to melt doors and shit, I
mean I imagine, since it was anavy ship hauling shit, that
that's probably what they weregoing to use it for was
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explosives or whatever, probably.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
But yeah, it's never been found.
It's quite possible that itburnt up before it sank and
that's why it's never been found.
There were really no cluesuntil in 1968.
And I found this on Numanet,and Numa apparently is a
nonprofit called NationalUnderwater and Marine Agency,
run by a guy named Clive Cussler, and he, I guess, takes it upon
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himself to document and try tofind ships and stuff that have
never been found before.
He claims that a guy named DeanHawes, who was a Navy diver,
told him that he was on a navymission one time to go for a
dive and he descended upon alarge hunk or a large hulk that
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was lying in about 180 feet ofwater, about 40 nautical miles
off the northeast uh, thenortheast of cape charles.
So he basically said that hewas standing on top of like the
largest vessel that he's everseen underwater and he had to
come up quickly and the weatherturned bad so they had to leave
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and he wasn't able to explore itany further and he had never
known actually what it was untilhe saw a picture of the Cyclops
later on and he was like that'sthe ship.
That's the ship that I foundunderneath the water.
And so there was one mission togo back and try to find the
ship, and they went back to thecoordinates that he claimed that
they found the ship at andthere was nothing there and oh
(33:53):
so ship.
And then he died.
Not long after that missionhappened, clive Klessler, the
guy that claims that he dove andfound the ship, died, and so
now any information about thelocation or anything has been
lost with him.
So nobody knows where the fuckthis ship is.
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Somebody claims that they doveunderwater and saw it one time,
and now we'll never know.
Look, they dove underwater andsaw it one time and now, we'll
never know.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Look up his boat's travel itinerary.
We gotta find it.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Look up his boat.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
That's probably what I'm doing.
After this, if you go to theNUMA page for it.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
he lists the coordinates that Clive gave him
and he says that according toClive, this is where it's
supposed to be, but he's nevergone back himself to check.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Let's get some billionaires down there and then
see if let's just go ourselves.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yeah, we'll build them a submarine out of bologna
packages and saran wrap and sendthem down there.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
And PlayStation 2 controllers, sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
And.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
PlayStation 2 is for your legs, just to wrap it up
right and then, yeah, we'll syncthat and that'll become a
tourist attraction yeah, therewe go um and then we can send
more submarines to go.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Look at the wreckage.
It's a set.
It's.
Every time someone goes downthere it gets to be a better
attraction.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Exactly.
It's just generations upongenerations of dead people at
the bottom of the ocean.
Looking at other dead people atthe bottom of the ocean.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
So here you can see Tim looking at Tom, looking at
Jeff, looking at Tony, lookingat Chris.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
And if you follow all their gazes, you'll find the
beginnings to an ARG.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
It's just like the monkey evolution to humans thing
, except just dead people on thefloor, different types of dead
people.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
The missing link is just the person that has yet to
go diving and die.
That's all it is.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Just because the missing link isn't here doesn't
mean it doesn't exist, Mike.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
My favorite thing about the USS Cyclops Wikipedia
page is that it starts withnamed after the Cyclops, a race
of giants from Greek mythology.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
As if you've never heard what a.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Cyclops is before.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Named after the Cyclops.
To be fair, I'm sure there'sX-Men fans out there that have
no idea what an actual Cyclopsis.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
N Name after Cyclops, the popular character, the
laser shooting blind man.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Yeah, I mean, that's just kindof where everybody's head's at
today, so nobody knows what thisfucking boat is.
And it's full of magnesium10,000 pounds of it it's okay.
Sorry, it's not magnesium, it'smanganese no manganese is the
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specific form of magnesium usedas a whip.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
You think I know these things.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
The only reason I know this is because I read the
anarchist cookbook in college.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
That's it and it all comes back around.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yep.
All this has something to dowith Jason's college days.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Manganese is a micromineral, magnesium is a
macromineral.
So hey, if nothing else, todayyou've learned something.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
You've learned something.
That's it.
This is the first time thisshow has taught anybody anything
.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Probably Holy crap the other thing I learned?
Speaker 4 (37:20):
that really cements that I'm an idiot, that it
doesn't know anything, andcements that I definitely don't
know.
History is that I didn't knowthat Santa Maria sank and
nobody's ever been able to findit either.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
I didn't know that either.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
I guess they abandoned it because it got
stuck.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Someone get the.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Stepbrothers on this.
I was literally just thinkingthat shit in my head.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
The Nina and the Pinta and the Santa Maria.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, that's exactly when Iread that, that's exactly what I
started doing in my head.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Someone get that Catalina wine mixer on this, the
Catalina wine mixer PrestigeWorldwide.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Worldwide.
Damn, that's what I got.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
If you guys don't hear from me for the next four
weeks, it's because I'm lookingfor a lost boat that doesn't
exist.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
If just suddenly a bunch of manganese turns up on
the black market.
We know what happened.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
We know why.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
And I don't show up next week, jason never comes
back.
He's never heard from him again.
He's bought a bunch of propertysomewhere and is just living
with us.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
To be fair, the leader of the Silk Road is out
of prison now, so there might bea market.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Oh, that's true.
Hook up with him and be likelook, I've got a bunch of
explosive minerals Not with me,but I know where it is Now we
just need to find a way to getthem from there to here, To here
well, that was fun, mike haveyou lost?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
boats.
Have you lost any boats?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
I had a couple in my day, but nothing really worth
mentioning, nothing on the scale.
I lost a boat in the AntarcticSea filled with meth.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
But it's not that important, it don't matter to
clear this up he lost the boatwhile he was full of meth.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
The boat was empty the boat had.
They wonder where the meth wentum doug, I know you have a fun
one, okay, uh all right, so I'mgonna, I'm gonna talk about this
, uh.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
And then, matt, I actually have a video that I
sent um that we can play whenI'm done talking about it.
But man, it's so depressing.
All right.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
So this is the Just selling it Awful.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Yeah, it's just a terrible thing that happened.
That includes water.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
The mystery here is that is why is Dougoug bringing
this up today?
Speaker 4 (39:55):
um for funsies it's just to bring everything down.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Um, yeah, pretty much .
Uh, I mean it's it's just yourrun of the mill like just bad
shit.
It's not really that depressing, um, but all right.
So this is for those of you whohaven't heard of this um I want
to bring up.
It's called the Paria divingincident.
Oh God, so this happened inFebruary of 2022.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Oh this fucking shit this is fucking depressing.
Yeah, this is awful.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yeah, I know it sucks .
Speaker 2 (40:31):
With a big grin on your face.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Well, I just go down the line.
Everyone's like man fuck deltap all right.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
So really, really teeing you up for success here
fat, fat delta.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
P happened here, um.
So this, this is a horribleincident that happened off of
the coast of Trinidad, involvingfive divers who were basically
just performing maintenance onan oil pipe owned by Perea Fuel
Trading Company.
So basically, these five diverswere unexpectedly sucked in to
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this pipeline due to what'scalled a differential pressure
event, or a delta.
Speaker 4 (41:11):
P.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
It's a killer.
Delta P, delta P.
So, since the divers wereunexpectedly sucked into the
pipe, uh like all of their gearwas like not properly on them at
the time because they weren'tlike ready to dive essentially.
So their equipment and thedivers were all just fucking
(41:34):
sucked in to this pipe likeinstantly.
Um, yeah, this is giving nuttyputty vibes.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
I hate it.
Yeah, right, so imagine a 30 a30 inch by 30 inch.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Like you know, tube, that all of these guys are just
now sucked into.
Basically, one of the divers,christopher Boodrum.
He was a super experienceddiver and what happened was,
after they got sucked in, theykind of all got pushed into this
area of piping that wasn'tfully submerged, right.
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So it's pitch black, there'stoxic fumes, it's a fucking oil
pipe, uh, and these guys are nowjust like hundreds of meters
away from where they originallywere, in like fractions of a
second.
You know, I'm saying likethey're just fucking goof.
Um, so you'll see in the video.
Actually, well, you won't see.
You'll hear in the video someof the like them talking after
(42:30):
it happens, but, um, it's likejust the.
The audio is just creepy ashell too.
Um, but basically christopherwas able to.
He was, you know, the only.
He wasn't damaged, he didn'thave any broken legs or nothing
like that.
So what he did was he actuallywas able to traverse back
through the pipe.
Actually, the the worst partabout this is is that they got
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sucked in.
He thought they got sucked in.
He thought they got sucked inhead first and they didn't.
So we spent an hour in onedirection, going further down
the pipe, not realizing that hewas actually going the wrong way
, and then had to go back again,um, but he ended up finally
managing to get back to thebeginning of the tube.
So I guess the best way todescribe this is that, like they
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were building the tubing andthey had this like pressure
chamber around the open end ofthe tube and they had a plug in
it.
And you know, they're trying tofix this tube and they
accidentally, or maybe onpurpose I'm not really sure how
to build a fucking oil rig.
So, like they, they basicallyremoved this plug inside of the
tube, which caused the event tohappen I think it was an.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I don't think the chamber was like fully
pressurized yet or something.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
I I it was an accident, I don't remember I
think the removing, removal ofthe plug caused the
depressurization.
Yep, because it it basicallytook a point of entry in the
tube and said you're now a valve.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yeah, and now I know it was.
It was an accident that had todo with like a pressure system,
like you said.
I just see them in.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Yeah, so this is the worst experience I can think of,
by the way.
Oh yeah, this is like my worsthere.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
This is.
This is like I like, I'm afraidof like, like dying in a small
space, or drowning, and thisencompasses both of those things
.
I love diving.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
And ooh.
Ain't no fucking way you'regonna get me underwater.
We don't belong.
We don't belong in this ocean.
I hate water, hell.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
No, I could spend my whole fucking life underwater.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
There's a reason we evolved to be on land.
So we don't go back, don'tbelong.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
yeah, so we left like have you ever heard that story
about that chef that was on thatboat that sank and, yeah, every
, every single person except forhim died and he was stuck at
the bottom of the ocean in anair pocket in the ship and that
somebody, they found him anddragged him out and he was like
I'm never going back to theocean I didn't even know he was
alive.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
They thought he was.
Everyone was dead right.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
Yeah, like that, yeah it was like three days and he
was like yeah, how would they?
Know this is a sign from god.
He's telling me that we're notsupposed to be in the ocean.
I'm gonna stay, my ass oh,we're not.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
I agree with that.
We are not supposed to be inthe ocean.
That's not going to stop mefrom going in it, though yet, um
, anyways, so uh, where the fuckam I?
Speaker 3 (45:18):
all right investigation, no, that's
totally fine.
Um, I mean, this is horrible,it's, it's like it's horrendous
this is fucking horrendous, um,and it was really all of it was
due to, uh, negligence on thebusiness's end, but basically
investigations revealed that thepipeline had developed a
dangerous differential pressurewhich created a powerful suction
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when the divers attempted toremove an inflatable plug.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
So the commission of inquiryconcluded that Pria Fuel Trading
Company and LMCIS, or Land andMarine Contracting Services, um
were grossly negligent andbasically what happened is, uh,
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the report criticized them forfailing to initiate a timely
rescue.
So let me explain, kind of whathappened here.
So we have christopher whospends hours trying to get out
of this pipe and finally getsrescued and he goes hey, there's
four of my divers down here andthey're alive.
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I've got, uh, uh, two guys withbroken ribs and arms or legs
and like we need to rescue them,like they're I.
He's, like I could probablyguide you to like exactly where
they're at, and they basicallywere like OK, cool, and they
went over to this tube and theycould actually hear the guys in
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the tube Like they were like allright, this is where they're at
and they're like well, the onlyway to do this is to saw the
tube open and that would causehuge financial losses for our
company.
So we're not going to do that.
And all four of them died Afterfour days of being in that tube
A dark pitch black tube Becausebasically they lost too much
(47:05):
money.
They would lose money becausethey had to cut this fucking
pipe open and they didn't rescuethe four other guys and they
all fucking died in this tubeand it is absolutely terrible
they did.
The companies got charged withcorporate manslaughter.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
They had to pay a fine of $1,000.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Which probably cost less than what it would cost for
them to get the people out.
Speaker 4 (47:32):
That's probably the option they were weighing Right.
Yeah, that's how that works.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
This GoPro footage right now that's happening is
like it's just like the instantthat they get, you get like they
get sucked in, it just goesblack.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
It's fucking wild.
I see what's happening, ohJesus.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
They're just fucking standing in there and then
they're not Just skip to the end.
I think it's at the 11 minutemark or 12 minute mark.
There's the whole thing.
This is just a small snippet.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Oh yeah, where they're talking, oh yeah, oh no,
actually this is a differentthing.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Yeah, this is a different video.
This is the unedited.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
This is the whole unedited film, if you.
If you scroll down a bit,though, there's a part where you
can tell that they're like inthat part of the tube that's not
filled with water, but you canhear him being like, hey, like
you good.
And the guy's like, nah, man,like my, my legs broken and like
, yeah, I think.
And then another guy's like, oh, yeah, no, I'm, I'm, I got some
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broke too, like, and they'rejust like, he's like super
efficient about it, like hestays really calm and like the
guy should have saved a lot ofpeople.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Oh, my god, you can hear him saying like I'm inside
the pipe trying to get out.
Yeah, that's so fucked.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
They got real.
Lucky that that pipe wasn't,you know, filled with oil, so
they could breathe at least.
I don't know, I don't know thatI would call this lucky.
I would rather die instantly byinhaling oil.
Lucky that that pipe wasn't,you know, filled with oil and so
they could breathe at least.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Oh yeah, I don't know , I don't know that I would call
this lucky.
I would rather die instantly byinhaling oil than wait in there
for four days just to die.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Anyway, that's yeah that's fair I can hardly my
breath as it is like I would befucked, like I'd be insta dead
in this situation yeah can youfucking even imagine and I'm I'm
happy, so I forget whomentioned it the nutty putty
cave incident.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Yeah, I like nutty putty.
Just this is.
This is this is I.
I don't know which would beworse knowing that the people
that are right outside the tubecan save you and they won't, or
knowing that they're gonna sealyou into a fucking cave and
you're going to die in there.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
Well, I think the thing about the nutty putty
thing is, I think he had hope tothe end that he was gonna yeah,
I was just saying I think nuttyputty is worse because he had a
trickle of hope the whole timejust, I think that's better,
though, because he eventuallyjust passes out and they give
him a bunch of morphine andthey're just like shh, go to
sleep and I think that is betterthan just like waiting in a
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tube for four days just to bedrowned.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
I wonder if they're still in there every single time
that I think to myself, theirbodies probably still are
because if it was too, much ifit was too much to get them out
while they were alive well, it'san oil pipeline though right
that's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
If they're using it I assume it would eventually push
them out.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
If you go fill up next time and the gas doesn't
come out, call for help.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Just get a finger, uh-oh.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
We should not be laughing about this.
We have to make light of it.
Like fuck, that's just sodepressing.
We know we don't, but like, howelse do we deal with it?
By being respectful, I mean, wedon't know we should be
respectful, because that shitlike that sucks, that fucking
sucks well, the whole survivorof this, the uh christopher yes,
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I'll be saying it wrong boodrum or bow drum.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
Um, every time he speaks about it in like
interviews and stuff, uh, he'slike yeah, I have nightmares
almost every night.
I have like ptsd I'm actuallyin financial like struggles
because of this like the manjust got like fucked and I bet
the company's like, if you tryto do anything, we're gonna
fucking come after you or killyour whole family or some shit.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Lg signed up for Disney Plus once, didn't he
Probably Damn.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
Yeah, I hated everything about that one.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
It gave me the ick, so bad.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
It's just sad through and through, like every point
of this story is just fuckinghorrific.
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
The worst part is the Chris guy was like Doug said.
He was the only one not injured, so he's like you guys stay
here, it's safe.
I'm going to continue forward.
The worst part is, if Iremember correctly from when I
was listening, because they werejust stuck in an air pocket.
He would have to go under andkeep going, not knowing if he's
(52:00):
going to hit another air pocketor not, and just hope god he
finds another bit to breathe andhe's any any moment.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
He's just done he has no idea I will say I can't
imagine the sure range.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
If you're an experienced diver, I will say
they do teach you ways to createyour own air pockets underwater
if you run into situations likethis.
I'm sure some of that knowledgewas put to use for sure.
Oh yeah, I think he also had afucking terrifying situation.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
If I remember correctly, he had um like an air
tank with them yeah, I think hethink he had a tank.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
He found one.
When he was diving One of theequipment, he ended up finding
one.
I forgot to mention that.
Yeah, is he religious now?
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Right, Fuck, I would be dude, no he's depressed.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Dude, you just found an air tank while you were
diving, got sucked into a pipeand that fucking air tank saved
your life.
Like I might look for a god atthat point, like I don't know
he's this.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
I can crawl through a pipe if I have a tank yeah, I
don't know that that whole thingis just, oh god, that will suck
.
Well, I hope you all enjoyedthat ending to the episode.
Now that you're on a bad note,let's get you on a better note.
Um, I, we're leaving.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
We're leaving you don't have to listen to this
anymore no, I mean, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (53:25):
It's one of those things where you know, obviously
not a mystery, but it's stillone of the more fascinating uh
uh tales out there and justabsolutely terrifying.
Like I know, we talk aboutscary things on the internet.
That's real life scary.
It don't get scarier than that.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
Um well, mike, do you remember when we first started
this show like we were dead seton finding some real shit?
And then we did and we decidedoh, turns out, this is not that
fun.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Yeah, I don't like talking about the real stuff
because it's just real.
Real life starts at stake.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
I like fiction or I like it because it does remind
us that, like hey, this shitdoes actually happen.
It's not just fiction,sometimes, yeah.
However, the fictional side ofit is much more fun yeah like
way more fun.
Let's stick to that part ifwe're actually going to make
these events happen in real life.
Speaker 1 (54:14):
I'm also going to stick to this part by saying
thank you for listening.
Find us on any social mediathat you're on.
We're probably on it too.
Uh, just look up.
Don't look.
Look up diluty.
Or don't look on the internet.
Odds are you'll find us.
We have a link tree uh,linktreecom.
Slash delete pod that has linksto a bunch of shit on it.
We also check out our YouTubeagain.
(54:36):
Just look us up.
Anywhere, we're probably there.
Gmail dilute pod at gmailcom.
Go to our website, get somemerch.
That'd be super dope and then,fuck, that's really all I got.
Fuck, if you're watery, don'tgo in a pipe.
I don't know, I ain't got muchIf your job entails working on a
(55:01):
pipe in the ocean don't go init, or if you do.
I'm just going to say it.
This might sound morbid.
I'd be packing a cyanide pillwith me anytime I go under.
Speaker 2 (55:15):
One of my teeth is made of cyanide.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
From now exactly anytime I hear stories like this
, I'm like I'm if I'm going on acruise line, I'm packing a
cyanide pill, because who knowswhat could happen anytime I
think of the cyanide pill in thetooth thing, I always think
about that like part of aeonflux.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
I don't know if any of you watch that when?
They're like making out acrossthe train and they're like tong
is using to like grab the thenote from the tooth.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
Yeah, that's all I got.
Uh, what do you boys got hellorthon?
Yeah, there you go fuck corbinkentucky.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
Fuck them, fuck them hard, fuck him right.
Also, stay paranoid.
Someone from Corbin, kentucky,is going to come fuck you.
Speaker 4 (55:59):
Focusing all my mental energy on not pissing my
pants right now go go pee in asweet porcelain throne, my man.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
Yeah, jason, what do you got?
Speaker 3 (56:11):
sit down while you do it enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
Yeah, sit down, take a load off man.
Stay fucking paranoid.
Never touch pipes Ever.
Don't go near them, don't lookat them wrong, don't touch them.
You might get sucked off.
Speaker 3 (56:25):
If it ain't a crack pipe, it ain't worth your time.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
And even then you won't remember.
Speaker 4 (56:31):
Doug, what do you got ?
Speaker 3 (56:34):
If you're, you should when you and if you, mike, what
do you got?
Speaker 1 (56:41):
I already did my bit.
Bye everybody, have a day, byebye.
Speaker 4 (57:02):
Don't look under the internet, bye.
Don't look under the internet All right, do we want
to try starting over?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, all right, can I still dothe AIDS bit?
(00:38):
Yeah, whatever.
No, I'm not doing that.
You can rethink it if you'dlike.
No, that's fine.
Okay, all right, we're startingover Fresh ready.
Not doing that.
You can rethink it if you'dlike.
No, that's fine, we're startingover Fresh Ready.
Here we go.
Hey, god damn it.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Hi there.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Hey, welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet.
This isn't our second take.
It's an internet comedy horrorpodcast starring yours truly
Matt.
He's somewhere on the screen.
I'm not pointing, just saysomething under the internet.
This isn't our second take.
It's an internet comedy horrorpodcast starring yours truly
matt.
He's somewhere on the screen.
I'm not pointing, just saysomething hi, there's doug there
as well.
I think so.
And then there's a jason too,hello.
And then there's me, michael,the worst of us all, the butt
(01:20):
wizard, truly butt.
Yeah, boy, we have a pretty funone today.
So I'm going to start this offreally simple.
We're going to go with theclassic diluty Clap above your
head.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Did you know that water is actually a really bad
lubricant?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It's actually pretty bad.
Yeah, there's lots of otherstuff that's way more
lubricant-y.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
There sure is.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I've seen tub of butter.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I fucking hate you guys.
Big, big jug hot cheese hittingall the points.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
What are you not what ?
What's up with you?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
tell us the news what's the good news, mike?
The news goes the big news isuh, big news is uh, there's no
housekeeping.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Uh, we're recording two episodes in the same night,
so I did it all last week.
So neener, neener, boo boo.
The big news is there's nohousekeeping.
We're recording two episodes inthe same night, so I did it all
last week.
So neener, neener, boo boo, youget nothing.
But if you gave us, pleasestill give us money.
We want money.
Give us money.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Money me please.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Please me money.
That's it Housekeeping done,because we just don't have any
Woo Wow content at three minutesof time.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Housekeeping done, because we just don't have any
Woo Wow content at three minutesof time.
That's crazy.
Yeah Boy.
For a second tape.
This one sure is more efficient, but worse I feel it definitely
was.
No, it's better.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
It's better.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I'm still using the same segues before Bird Scooter.
I mean because I appreciate itand we're on a slippery slope.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Hey did you know that water is actually a bad
lubricant.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Or a slippery slope.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Lots of things are more slippery than water.
A lot of things are moreslippery than water, like butter
.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Boy, let me tell you 16 tubs of it like butter like
16 tubs of it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Did you know that if you have such a good name that
you'll actually get shouted outmultiple times over multiple
episodes?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
actually all of our episodes, yeah that's how that
works right you're our listenerof the year.
We're going to shout your nameout every episode the entire
year.
Jason, are you in a room?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
with a helicopter.
I feel like we should juststart this episode over.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Alright, part three.
I can't, I can't, like I can'tprove it right now, but I'm like
a solid 12% positive.
I am in hell and this is whatit is to me.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
It's just repeating, paul.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Genie fans over here in the Discord, oh, in the
Patreon In the Discord, andunderneath it is you with some
big ol' titties.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
dog Guys, if you have not joined our Discord, please,
please, please, go do that.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Alright, see what I mean Slippery slope Water.
We're talking aboutaquatic-based mysteries.
Yeah, we're finally getting tothe fucking topic at hand.
Woo, I came up with a theme.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
We should let Jason go.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I came up, we should let Jason go.
I came up with a theme.
I wanted us to talk aboutaquatic-based mysteries and the
boys have something fun.
Jason go first.
Are you sure I should go first?
You know, I don't know.
Let's talk about it for anotherfucking 40 minutes, okay,
alright.
Yeah, I don't know, let's talkabout it for another fucking 40
minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Okay, all right.
Yeah, I found a couple ofdifferent things that I wanted
to share, but the one thatactually caught my eye the most
was a headline and all it saysis man's body quote unquote
dissolved by Yellowstone hotspring after seeking place to
swim what?
(05:07):
So I'm going to try to getthrough this pretty quickly
because apparently this is justun-fucking-bearable.
So this article goes on toexplain that a man by the I
don't feel bad about doxing thisindividual, considering it's
and it's all over this fuckingwebsite.
So, colin Scott, age 23, no,they're dead in oregon.
(05:48):
Um, there's headlines all overthe place about this man who
dissolved and for falling into aboiling acidic hot spring at
yellowstone national park.
Um, after he'd been looking fora place to swim illegally, I
might add.
Colin scott was hiking through aprohibited section of the park
on june 7th with his sistersable when scott fell into a hot
spring.
And then, in quotes it says anddid not get out.
According to a report releasedby the National Park Service on
(06:09):
Thursday, deputy Chief RangerLaurent Veres told a local news
station KULR-TV the pair weresearching for a place to hot pot
, which is the illegal practiceof swimming in one of the park's
thermal features.
They were specifically movingin that area for a place that
they could potentially get intoand soak.
(06:30):
And this is Veres.
This is what's her name,laurent Veres.
So this is the deputy chiefsaying they were specifically
moving in that area for a placethat they could potentially get
in and soak.
Sable Scout was filming a videoof the pair intentionally
walking off the Norris GeyserBasin's boardwalk.
(06:50):
According to the report, whenher brother fell the fuck in
what I thought soaking was moreof a Mormon thing.
It is Jump pumping and soakingis more Mormon, but I think he
was trying to soak with the park.
It's not sex if I don't moveinside of the geyser, that shit
is so so straight, Like the, themental gymnastics you need to
(07:13):
be able to do to hold you God,not only have have sex, but then
say this is not that I'm notgay guys, I'm not gay.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I only have same sex attraction.
It's different Completely-sexattraction.
It's different, completely.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
God damn it.
It's not losing your virginityif it's in the butt, that's true
, though that one's accurateactually.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
It says so in the Bible.
But sex is a child.
It does cause no child, as LimpBizkit would say.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Our man Fred Durst, the gospel of Fred Durst.
So anyway, as they would, sayour man, fred dirt, the gospel
of fred durst, yeah, fred, um,so anyway, uh, this, this couple
, colin and sable, uh decided tohead off the path, um,
apparently in a very, veryobscured area of the park, and,
um, all that was described isthat this couple went to go look
(08:03):
for this place to soak, colinfalls in and the next hour or
two is spent by Sableessentially calling into this
very, very dark pit of water forColin.
(08:23):
Eventually, rescuers wereactually unable to safely
recover Scott's body due to thevolatile thermal area.
So you know, there's a guyboiling alive in this fucking
spring right, and the rescueteam, the emergency personnel,
who's supposed to be prepared tosave people from these types of
situations, says the water'stoo hot.
We can't go get him.
Excuse me, why did you call me?
(08:45):
What do you got for me?
Says the water's too hot.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
We can't go get him.
Excuse me, why'd you call me?
What do you got for me?
It's really hot, I got popcornwe could watch.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
You know how fucking hot this water is, bro, I'm not
getting that guy out of there.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
You want me to go away.
What are you talking about?
Emergency personnel shows upand they determine that it's
much too risky to go in.
What are you talking about?
So, yeah, emergency personnelshows up and they determine that
it's much too risky to go inafter this guy to rescue him.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
A guy's just screaming in the background.
It's real hot.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
It's probably one of those things where they could
rescue him, but he's going todie anyway.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Possibly Just let him melt.
It probably feels better thanIf we took him out and then he
died Because he's just hot asfuck.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
He can die now or he can just spend Two weeks in the
next.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
They go to rope him out.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Getting repeated infections.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
I imagine they would go Slowly leaking out of your
butt.
I would imagine they were goingto rope him out.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Tie a rope around him and pull him out by a
helicopter, but they're like,actually, once we hoist him up,
he's just going to ooze out ofthe rope.
He's just going to ooze out ofthe rope.
He's just going to become slush.
The geyser is the only thingholding them together.
It's like when you get into acar accident.
Or like when you get into a caraccident.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Or like when you get run over by a train on the
subway as soon as we move thetrain, you're going to die.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
It's like when you take apart a boat and then
rebuild the boat.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Does anybody else have an example?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
The ship of Theseus.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
There you go.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
If you replace a man's spleen.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
With an automobile?
Is he still?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
the same man.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Or is he?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
a car.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
PS2 is where your legs used to be.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Hey, they're still your legs.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Are you Crash?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Bandicoot, Is that Exhibit Yo dog are you crash
band dude?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
is that exhibit yo dog?
We put ps2s in your legs.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
We heard you like ps2s we heard you like to pee,
so we put ps2s the secondversion of peeing in your legs.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
God damn it.
So yeah.
So this guy gets his legs wet,and also the rest of his body,
and emergency services decidesyou know what, it's too hot,
it's just too volatile toactually go in, so we're just
gonna watch.
Um, they, oh god.
So instead of staying andseeing what kind of happened,
(11:27):
they left and they came back thenext morning.
Don't worry, they definitelyshowed up the next morning.
However, it's almost like theproblem had just disappeared.
There was no body.
There was no nothing.
There was no visible evidenceof any crime being committed
here.
Nothing happened.
Let's go home, the only thingthat they actually found was a
(11:49):
wallet and a pair of footplugs.
And a hot spring we have to beon a lift now.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Like we're telling people how to make easily
obtainable explosives, how toget rid of body.
We're on a lift.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Do you think they watched this man screaming,
boiling alive?
Just sink into the geyser andthey're just like I don't.
I don't remember why we werehere.
Let's go hit Chili's up, dude.
Let's go hit Chili's.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
This is a problem.
Do you see a?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
problem?
I don't see anything.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Do we have to report this?
It's a hole.
What would we?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
report yeah hey, there's a, there's a geyser over
there, there's a hot spring.
Yep, all right, that's all wegot.
Um?
So apparently the watertemperatures at the time of him
falling in usually reach, uh,right around 199 degrees
fahrenheit or 93 celsius.
Um, but at the time that his sothis is kind of where, oh, okay
(12:52):
, the body was no longer visible.
That doesn't mean it wasn'tthere, okay, they did eventually
retrieve remains and when theydid, the water's temperature was
212 degrees, which means it wasboiling, and there was a whole
bunch of warning signs, this,that and the other.
Obviously, stupid things happento stupid people, because
stupid people are stupid.
They'd been visiting fromOregon, they had just graduated
(13:16):
college and here my favoritepart of this whole article is at
the very end.
It said no citations wereissued.
Article is at the very end.
It said no citations wereissued and that, you know.
That makes me happy that no onedecided to issue a citation to
a the partially degraded,dissolved dead body in their in
their hot spring.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
We expect you to cite the person as much as you can
paper into.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
The guys are like yeah, here's, take it idiot but
on top of that they say not tocite the person who just lost
her fucking husband like, okay,that's great, good for you guys,
but aside from that, that's allI got.
I will say when this was firstpresented, it was presented more
(14:06):
in the light of there was abody found in the, uh, the
yellowstone park that had beenpartially dissolved inside one
of the hot springs.
And, um, it wasn't until theygot the report from this uh, the
sable family or what's her name, save scott collins, or sable
that's her name, first name isSable Damn Apparently when she
(14:28):
eventually came forward and said, like hey, we were actually
doing illegal things here andthat's what happened.
That's when they kind offigured some stuff out.
So for a while there was just apartially dissolved body
floating around the YellowstoneSprings.
There's probably lots of that.
I mean, honestly, if you guyshad to take a guess, how many
bodies do you think get dumpedin the Yellowstone Hot Springs
(14:51):
every year?
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Is there like a Mormon mob?
Why am I thinking Mormons?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Mormons.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
Mormons in.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yellowstone doing organized crime.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
It's Mormons going we're going to let you go soak
now and they're going to get allexcited and then they're going
to realize what's happening.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
You're going to soak with the thermal bacteria there
you go.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I was like I don't know what resistant bacteria
can't be much.
Yeah, but yeah, that's all.
I thought it was an interestingstory about how late night,
just trying to have a good timesoaking a hot spring at
Yellowstone, turns into turningyourself into people soup.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Okay so I bet there there's a point where he was
like boiled to perfection.
You know what I mean Likeperfect.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Oh yeah, like tender.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, fall off.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Call the bone Call and fall off the bone type thing
.
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
I hope everyone enjoyed that episode of Jason
sticks his beard in a weedwhacker.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
So it sounds like we need to figure out this fan
situation.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
I was impressed by how it seemed to get
progressively worse as he wenton.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Really, oh Lord, Join Jason live in the Channel 5
helicopter as he goes over hisstorm.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Just a DJI drone.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Next time I record remote like this, you guys are
just going to see like five weedwhackers back here and then
you're going to be like you'renot allowed to record it.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
All going at the same time.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Well, I guess I can go next.
Can you?
I can, but may I?
I'd love Vetoed.
I can go next.
Can you?
I can, but may I.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
No.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Vetoed.
Doug said no, so that means hehas to go.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Alright.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Didn't fucking think of that did you, Doug?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Mike wanted me to go last.
Oh shit, you're right, that waslast intro we didn't do the
intro.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
We tried, but we didn't get all of it.
I'll go next.
Good, get us out of here.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
July 30th 1915.
Jesus, right off the water is afastened rock.
60 miles off the coast ofIreland there was a German
U-boat being captained byFreiherr George G von Forster I
don't know if that's the correctway to pronounce his name or
not, I went to school with thatguy.
I hope not yeah.
(17:27):
He had a U-23 Schmidt U-boatthat was prowling off the waters
of Fastnet Rock At this timethey came across a British cargo
steamer called the Iberian andthis was carrying trucks and
jeeps for the Allied war effort.
This was right in thebeginnings of World War I.
(17:49):
So once this happened, oncethey got a sight of this British
cargo steamer, the Germansfired a torpedo at the cargo
ship and just decimated thismotherfucker, murdered the
entire crew.
There's 61 people on that.
That.
Um, that cargo ship dead.
Um, roughly about 30 secondsafter it sank, um, there is a
(18:14):
huge explosion underwater causedby the hundreds of gallons of
gasoline that were on board.
This explosion set off thismassive, massive wave of
exploding wreckage and shrapnelthat went flying all over the
(18:34):
place and even damaged theGerman U-boat.
Wow, this happened.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Is this a retelling of that part of?
Uh fuck, what was that from?
Or the Suez Canal Crab.
Is it Monument Mythos?
Oh, monument Mythos, yeah,where they nuke the ocean.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Seems like it, but it gets better.
So Are we the parallel universe?
Fuck, Honestly, with everythingthat's going on in the world,
that makes sense Maybe.
So, with this giant water plumeof explosion, as this happens,
(19:14):
the Germans notice something inthe air they sent this what they
call a giant sea monster.
They sent a giant sea monsterflying 80 feet in the air.
What decimated thismotherfucker?
They claim that it is, or itwas described as, a 60 foot long
aquatic reptile, similar to acrocodile, with a head that
tapered to a point, a longpointed tail and four webbed
(19:38):
feet.
Um, now, there are no officialrecords of this happening.
The official record for whathappened to this boat is it just
got damaged by shrapnel fromthe explosion.
Um, people have beenspeculating that this creature
that they saw, um, according tothe description, was a
(19:59):
Mosasaurus, which went extinctabout 66.
A what Mosasaurus?
Speaker 4 (20:03):
A Mosasaurus, a Mimosasaurus.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Mimosasaurus A Jason Mimosasaurus.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Oh, okay, mosa.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
M-O-S-A-S-A-U-R-S.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Mimosasaurus is what they call Becky.
After brunch on Saturday hey,hey, hey, hey, Dude save the
jokes for your bit.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
No, yeah, so this creature went extinct 66 million
years ago.
So they say no, it didn't.
But here we are Now the Germanshave found one.
They exploded one.
It was just chilling in theocean just up in the air.
Was it alive?
You don we are Now.
The Germans have found one.
They exploded one.
It was just chilling in theocean Just up in the air, was it
alive?
Speaker 2 (20:41):
We don't chill in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Thanks World War, I Thanks Obama, thanks Obama.
So Other thing that happenedhere.
Now you might think, wow,that's insane, they just found a
fucking Mosasaurus, that'sawesome, they exploded, this
fucker, I bet it'll never happenagain.
Well, that's insane.
They just found a fuckingMosasaurus, that's awesome, they
exploded, this fucker, I betit'll never happen again.
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Well, a little bit of shock andawe here.
Not three years later, on April30th 1918, there is a British
patrol boat off the coast ofIreland again and it spotted a
German U-boat.
They fired a torpedo at theU-boat but they didn't receive
any returning fire or any typeof retaliation.
They were a bit off-put by this.
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They're like was it that easy?
Did we win that easy?
They're a bit shocked.
They also noticed that theGermans surrendered very, very
quickly and they put up no fight.
So, as they took the germansoldiers, uh, in this boat
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hostage or in the submarinehostage, um, the u-boat
commander, captain guntherkreksh, um, yeah, he.
He stated the followinghappened Uh, he stated that the
previous night the crew surfacedto recharge the subs batteries.
Um, but as they floated up,this massive sea monster crawled
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onto the side of the vessel.
The creature had giant eyes,devilish horns and a row of
knife like teeth.
Devilish horns and a row ofknife-like teeth.
According to the crew on theu-boat, the creature attacked
the forward mounted gun latchedonto it with its mouth in an
attempt to tear the ship apart.
The crew was freaking the fuckout and they decided to just
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fucking unload on this thingwhich I would too but it barely
made a dent on this creature.
It didn't seem affected at all.
So the sea creature started totwist the sub upside down and
basically had this thing on itslast leg.
It was about to just startsinking into the ocean.
The soldiers just keptunloading everything they had
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they had basically all hands ondeck at this time Just unloading
everything in every arsenalthat they have in a last ditch
effort to just get rid of thisfucking monster.
Finally, after just bombardingthis creature with all this
weaponry, it removed itself fromthe U-boat, but the U-boat was
so badly damaged that theGermans couldn't submerge their
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U-boat anymore and they werebasically just coasting on the
waves until the British arrivedand they got shot with a torpedo
.
Now there is no real evidencethat this is another Mosasaur,
mostly because the way that theydescribed it doesn't really
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sound like a mosasaurus, ummosasaurus.
They didn't have devilish horns, uh, they didn't have, like, um
, the ability to like latch on.
They had flippers, so it's notlike they're latching on to
anything, um, so a lot of peoplespeculated that this was one of
the first um, like, uh, uh,like instances of a giant squid
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which you know.
Back in like ye old day, peopleused to say that the giant
squid was a Kraken.
You know, that's where the mythcame from the Kraken it was.
People think that that was justa giant squid.
This is potentially the firstmodern day discovery of um of
you know a giant squid.
This is potentially the firstmodern day discovery of um of
you know a giant squid based offof what they're saying of the
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kraken.
Yeah, they released the kraken.
Um now, I don't have much moreon this other than that, but I
think it's very fascinating thatboth of these happen off of the
coast of Ireland, which doesn't?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Ireland's got some fucked up sea, sea-based
folklore, the?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Kelpie, the Kelpie.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
There's one close to Scotland yeah, I like to think.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I don't think sharks are really around that area like
that.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
So sharks are wherever the fuck they want to
be sharks.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
They're terrible.
That's fair, yeah, but I don'tknow if sharks go around the
coast of Ireland like that?
I have no idea.
I couldn't tell you.
I'm not a sea biologist.
It's interesting to think ofwhat these creatures truly were
and were they biologist.
Yeah, it's interesting to thinkof what these creatures, um,
truly were and were they can youimagine in like the 1600s?
Speaker 4 (25:26):
can you imagine, like on the in the 1600s, being on a
ship and just peering over theside and seeing a giant squid
though I'd shit my pants 100%,I'd make up folk stories yeah,
well, especially like modernboats are like.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
you know, they're metal, they're steel.
Back in the day you're just onthe Mayflower made of fucking
birch.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
That's what's gonna rip that shit up.
So apparently, one of the mostcommonly found species of shark
around Northern Ireland thereare about 20 that you can
commonly find there One of themost common one is something
called the Basking Shark, andhere I'll drop a Harold Basking
yeah, Harold Basking the shark.
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Um yeah, it looks super fuckedup.
I will say that.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Where's Discord?
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Yeah, I'll drop it there, so you guys can look at
it Wow.
Wow, that's really all I had,but I found that one.
It really does.
Where did you drop this?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
I think it looks like it stuck to a mean pants.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
Thanks for that, Doug .
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I don't see it.
Why not?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
I should probably hit enter, huh.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Oh yeah, that'll help .
Oh, those guys, yeah, I know,yeah, they filter, feed off like
shrimp and shit, I think.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah, they don't really have teeth, but they use
like something similar to baleen, like whales use.
They suck into their gills.
Yeah, can you imagine if ourmain eating apparatus was hair
in our mouth?
E, e, yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Life would be a lot different.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
It's like it's like a golf ball through a garden.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
And it does.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
That's really all I had for mine.
It wasn't anything huge, but Ilike a good mystery that took
place in, like I love like aWorld War One, World War Two,
like like paranormal,supernatural kind of thing well,
you also love cryptids and thisis very like.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah, this is this is like this is like cryptid
eyewitness account.
You know what I mean, manthat's.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
That's fair.
The only thing that upsets me alittle bit is this is just a
lot of word of mouth becausethere's no real documentation to
the creatures.
So we are pretty much justbasing of word of mouth because
there's no real documentation tothe creatures.
So we are pretty much justbasing this off of.
My grandpa told me who knows ifthat's real.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
That's what I was going to ask is like are there
any military documents thatdocument that any of this
actually happened?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
No, there's nothing.
It's just all word of mouthbased off of what the captain
said.
But even the captain likePuffed ether.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yeah, we used to tell this story about a 60 foot
crocodile that we blew up with atorpedo we actually just shot a
real shark with a torpedo, andit was it was actually a
protected species of whale, sowe can't say anything about that
yeah, but it's even.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
It's even like stated here that um, um, fucking,
what's their faces, the captains?
I forgot their fucking namesfor a second there.
But the only fact to any ofthese stories is that in the
first one, the Iberian was sunkby Captain George G Von
Forrester's U-boat that's theonly thing on file and Captain
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Gunther Kretsch was captured bythe British with no fight.
But again, there's no evidenceof sea monsters.
They never put that into anytype of files.
So who knows?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Who's to say.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Who's to say?
Who would have thought?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Me, I've got boat, so I have a particular I hear what
you're talking about now.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Oh my god.
Yeah, welcome to our world.
The fan just kicked into highgear.
I'm so sorry, everybody.
Fuck, I gotta figure somethingout.
I'm sorry, go ahead, I'mruining everything.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Tori in the Twitch chat claims that it's not as
audible as it may seem, but Ithink when we compress and do
all the mastering and stuff,it's going to be real bad.
But we'll see what we get.
We're working with what we haveto work with.
So I have a particular boaticle, and this particular boaticle
is called the USS Cyclops andshipwreck.
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People have probably heard ofit before and if so, you're just
going to hear a bunch ofinformation that you can find
easily on the internet and haveprobably seen before, but I
think it's interesting.
so the uss cyclops was a shipthat was launched in 1910.
It was built by william crampand sons in philadelphia, and
this was a boat, or a ship thatwas initially tasked with just
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transporting stuff from, likelatin america um up to the
united states.
It was eventually assigned tobe a military transport ship
during world war one, so as that, like during that time period,
it was sailing through thebermuda triangle and it
completely disappeared and itfailed to show up at its final
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destination.
So it was hauling 10,000 tonsof magnesium at the time, and
it's noted that its maximumcapacity was stated to be 8,000
tons, so it was probablyoverloaded with magnesium.
There's been a lot ofspeculation about what actually
happened to the ship.
Some people say that it wasjust strong storms, like strong
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storms, in combination with thefact that it was overloaded,
caused it to turn over and sink,and others claim that maybe it
was also sunk by German U-boats,that the boats blew it up.
The German government waseventually questioned about this
and they claimed that they haveabsolutely no knowledge or any
record of the ship and to thisdate it has never been found.
So it was taking this magnesiumfrom Brazil to Maryland and it
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most likely sank somewhere nearCape Charles in Virginia.
It was nearly 600 feet long,which makes it one of the
largest ships that's ever beenlost and never found, and it's
actually perhaps the largestNavy ship that's ever
disappeared and never found, andthere were 300 people on board
at the time and no shred ofevidence of any of these people
has ever been uncovered.
(31:24):
Again, um, it kind of soundslike the.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
The boat was just kind of a big wick just from
initial like yeah isn'tmagnesium super explosive, yes,
yeah it has to get hot enough,but it burns at temperatures of
like 1300 degrees or somethinglike that.
It's something fucking like, ormaybe it was 3000 degrees,
right it's something ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
It's quite possible, with 10 000 tons of magnesium on
board, that it somethinghappened and it caught fire.
I mean it was the fucking like1910s.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
Somebody was probably smoking a cigarette and like
accidentally lit it all on fireso main uh, magnesium and
manganese are two of like the,the catalyst uh metals that you
use to ignite thermite, which isused to melt doors and shit, I
mean I imagine, since it was anavy ship hauling shit, that
that's probably what they weregoing to use it for was
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explosives or whatever, probably.
Speaker 4 (32:20):
But yeah, it's never been found.
It's quite possible that itburnt up before it sank and
that's why it's never been found.
There were really no cluesuntil in 1968.
And I found this on Numanet,and Numa apparently is a
nonprofit called NationalUnderwater and Marine Agency,
run by a guy named Clive Cussler, and he, I guess, takes it upon
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himself to document and try tofind ships and stuff that have
never been found before.
He claims that a guy named DeanHawes, who was a Navy diver,
told him that he was on a navymission one time to go for a
dive and he descended upon alarge hunk or a large hulk that
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was lying in about 180 feet ofwater, about 40 nautical miles
off the northeast uh, thenortheast of cape charles.
So he basically said that hewas standing on top of like the
largest vessel that he's everseen underwater and he had to
come up quickly and the weatherturned bad so they had to leave
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and he wasn't able to explore itany further and he had never
known actually what it was untilhe saw a picture of the Cyclops
later on and he was like that'sthe ship.
That's the ship that I foundunderneath the water.
And so there was one mission togo back and try to find the
ship, and they went back to thecoordinates that he claimed that
they found the ship at andthere was nothing there and oh
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so ship.
And then he died.
Not long after that missionhappened, clive Klessler, the
guy that claims that he dove andfound the ship, died, and so
now any information about thelocation or anything has been
lost with him.
So nobody knows where the fuckthis ship is.
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Somebody claims that they doveunderwater and saw it one time,
and now we'll never know.
Look, they dove underwater andsaw it one time and now, we'll
never know.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Look up his boat's travel itinerary.
We gotta find it.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Look up his boat.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
That's probably what I'm doing.
After this, if you go to theNUMA page for it.
Speaker 4 (34:33):
he lists the coordinates that Clive gave him
and he says that according toClive, this is where it's
supposed to be, but he's nevergone back himself to check.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Let's get some billionaires down there and then
see if let's just go ourselves.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Yeah, we'll build them a submarine out of bologna
packages and saran wrap and sendthem down there.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
And PlayStation 2 controllers, sorry.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
And.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
PlayStation 2 is for your legs, just to wrap it up
right and then, yeah, we'll syncthat and that'll become a
tourist attraction yeah, therewe go um and then we can send
more submarines to go.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Look at the wreckage.
It's a set.
It's.
Every time someone goes downthere it gets to be a better
attraction.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Exactly.
It's just generations upongenerations of dead people at
the bottom of the ocean.
Looking at other dead people atthe bottom of the ocean.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
So here you can see Tim looking at Tom, looking at
Jeff, looking at Tony, lookingat Chris.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
And if you follow all their gazes, you'll find the
beginnings to an ARG.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
It's just like the monkey evolution to humans thing
, except just dead people on thefloor, different types of dead
people.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
The missing link is just the person that has yet to
go diving and die.
That's all it is.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Just because the missing link isn't here doesn't
mean it doesn't exist, Mike.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
My favorite thing about the USS Cyclops Wikipedia
page is that it starts withnamed after the Cyclops, a race
of giants from Greek mythology.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
As if you've never heard what a.
Speaker 4 (36:06):
Cyclops is before.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Named after the Cyclops.
To be fair, I'm sure there'sX-Men fans out there that have
no idea what an actual Cyclopsis.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
N Name after Cyclops, the popular character, the
laser shooting blind man.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Yeah, I mean, that's just kindof where everybody's head's at
today, so nobody knows what thisfucking boat is.
And it's full of magnesium10,000 pounds of it it's okay.
Sorry, it's not magnesium, it'smanganese no manganese is the
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specific form of magnesium usedas a whip.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
You think I know these things.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
The only reason I know this is because I read the
anarchist cookbook in college.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
That's it and it all comes back around.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yep.
All this has something to dowith Jason's college days.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Manganese is a micromineral, magnesium is a
macromineral.
So hey, if nothing else, todayyou've learned something.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
You've learned something.
That's it.
This is the first time thisshow has taught anybody anything
.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
Probably Holy crap the other thing I learned?
Speaker 4 (37:20):
that really cements that I'm an idiot, that it
doesn't know anything, andcements that I definitely don't
know.
History is that I didn't knowthat Santa Maria sank and
nobody's ever been able to findit either.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
I didn't know that either.
Speaker 4 (37:34):
I guess they abandoned it because it got
stuck.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Someone get the.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Stepbrothers on this.
I was literally just thinkingthat shit in my head.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
The Nina and the Pinta and the Santa Maria.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, that's exactly when Iread that, that's exactly what I
started doing in my head.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
Someone get that Catalina wine mixer on this, the
Catalina wine mixer PrestigeWorldwide.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Worldwide.
Damn, that's what I got.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
If you guys don't hear from me for the next four
weeks, it's because I'm lookingfor a lost boat that doesn't
exist.
Speaker 4 (38:10):
If just suddenly a bunch of manganese turns up on
the black market.
We know what happened.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
We know why.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
And I don't show up next week, jason never comes
back.
He's never heard from him again.
He's bought a bunch of propertysomewhere and is just living
with us.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
To be fair, the leader of the Silk Road is out
of prison now, so there might bea market.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
Oh, that's true.
Hook up with him and be likelook, I've got a bunch of
explosive minerals Not with me,but I know where it is Now we
just need to find a way to getthem from there to here, To here
well, that was fun, mike haveyou lost?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
boats.
Have you lost any boats?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
I had a couple in my day, but nothing really worth
mentioning, nothing on the scale.
I lost a boat in the AntarcticSea filled with meth.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
But it's not that important, it don't matter to
clear this up he lost the boatwhile he was full of meth.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
The boat was empty the boat had.
They wonder where the meth wentum doug, I know you have a fun
one, okay, uh all right, so I'mgonna, I'm gonna talk about this
, uh.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
And then, matt, I actually have a video that I
sent um that we can play whenI'm done talking about it.
But man, it's so depressing.
All right.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
So this is the Just selling it Awful.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Yeah, it's just a terrible thing that happened.
That includes water.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
The mystery here is that is why is Dougoug bringing
this up today?
Speaker 4 (39:55):
um for funsies it's just to bring everything down.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Um, yeah, pretty much .
Uh, I mean it's it's just yourrun of the mill like just bad
shit.
It's not really that depressing, um, but all right.
So this is for those of you whohaven't heard of this um I want
to bring up.
It's called the Paria divingincident.
Oh God, so this happened inFebruary of 2022.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
Oh this fucking shit this is fucking depressing.
Yeah, this is awful.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Yeah, I know it sucks .
Speaker 2 (40:31):
With a big grin on your face.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Well, I just go down the line.
Everyone's like man fuck deltap all right.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
So really, really teeing you up for success here
fat, fat delta.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
P happened here, um.
So this, this is a horribleincident that happened off of
the coast of Trinidad, involvingfive divers who were basically
just performing maintenance onan oil pipe owned by Perea Fuel
Trading Company.
So basically, these five diverswere unexpectedly sucked in to
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this pipeline due to what'scalled a differential pressure
event, or a delta.
Speaker 4 (41:11):
P.
Speaker 3 (41:12):
It's a killer.
Delta P, delta P.
So, since the divers wereunexpectedly sucked into the
pipe, uh like all of their gearwas like not properly on them at
the time because they weren'tlike ready to dive essentially.
So their equipment and thedivers were all just fucking
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sucked in to this pipe likeinstantly.
Um, yeah, this is giving nuttyputty vibes.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
I hate it.
Yeah, right, so imagine a 30 a30 inch by 30 inch.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Like you know, tube, that all of these guys are just
now sucked into.
Basically, one of the divers,christopher Boodrum.
He was a super experienceddiver and what happened was,
after they got sucked in, theykind of all got pushed into this
area of piping that wasn'tfully submerged, right.
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So it's pitch black, there'stoxic fumes, it's a fucking oil
pipe, uh, and these guys are nowjust like hundreds of meters
away from where they originallywere, in like fractions of a
second.
You know, I'm saying likethey're just fucking goof.
Um, so you'll see in the video.
Actually, well, you won't see.
You'll hear in the video someof the like them talking after
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it happens, but, um, it's likejust the.
The audio is just creepy ashell too.
Um, but basically christopherwas able to.
He was, you know, the only.
He wasn't damaged, he didn'thave any broken legs or nothing
like that.
So what he did was he actuallywas able to traverse back
through the pipe.
Actually, the the worst partabout this is is that they got
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sucked in.
He thought they got sucked in.
He thought they got sucked inhead first and they didn't.
So we spent an hour in onedirection, going further down
the pipe, not realizing that hewas actually going the wrong way
, and then had to go back again,um, but he ended up finally
managing to get back to thebeginning of the tube.
So I guess the best way todescribe this is that, like they
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were building the tubing andthey had this like pressure
chamber around the open end ofthe tube and they had a plug in
it.
And you know, they're trying tofix this tube and they
accidentally, or maybe onpurpose I'm not really sure how
to build a fucking oil rig.
So, like they, they basicallyremoved this plug inside of the
tube, which caused the event tohappen I think it was an.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I don't think the chamber was like fully
pressurized yet or something.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
I I it was an accident, I don't remember I
think the removing, removal ofthe plug caused the
depressurization.
Yep, because it it basicallytook a point of entry in the
tube and said you're now a valve.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yeah, and now I know it was.
It was an accident that had todo with like a pressure system,
like you said.
I just see them in.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Yeah, so this is the worst experience I can think of,
by the way.
Oh yeah, this is like my worsthere.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
This is.
This is like I like, I'm afraidof like, like dying in a small
space, or drowning, and thisencompasses both of those things
.
I love diving.
Speaker 4 (44:20):
And ooh.
Ain't no fucking way you'regonna get me underwater.
We don't belong.
We don't belong in this ocean.
I hate water, hell.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
No, I could spend my whole fucking life underwater.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
There's a reason we evolved to be on land.
So we don't go back, don'tbelong.
Speaker 4 (44:37):
yeah, so we left like have you ever heard that story
about that chef that was on thatboat that sank and, yeah, every
, every single person except forhim died and he was stuck at
the bottom of the ocean in anair pocket in the ship and that
somebody, they found him anddragged him out and he was like
I'm never going back to theocean I didn't even know he was
alive.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
They thought he was.
Everyone was dead right.
Speaker 4 (44:56):
Yeah, like that, yeah it was like three days and he
was like yeah, how would they?
Know this is a sign from god.
He's telling me that we're notsupposed to be in the ocean.
I'm gonna stay, my ass oh,we're not.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
I agree with that.
We are not supposed to be inthe ocean.
That's not going to stop mefrom going in it, though yet, um
, anyways, so uh, where the fuckam I?
Speaker 3 (45:18):
all right investigation, no, that's
totally fine.
Um, I mean, this is horrible,it's, it's like it's horrendous
this is fucking horrendous, um,and it was really all of it was
due to, uh, negligence on thebusiness's end, but basically
investigations revealed that thepipeline had developed a
dangerous differential pressurewhich created a powerful suction
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when the divers attempted toremove an inflatable plug.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
So the commission of inquiryconcluded that Pria Fuel Trading
Company and LMCIS, or Land andMarine Contracting Services, um
were grossly negligent andbasically what happened is, uh,
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the report criticized them forfailing to initiate a timely
rescue.
So let me explain, kind of whathappened here.
So we have christopher whospends hours trying to get out
of this pipe and finally getsrescued and he goes hey, there's
four of my divers down here andthey're alive.
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I've got, uh, uh, two guys withbroken ribs and arms or legs
and like we need to rescue them,like they're I.
He's, like I could probablyguide you to like exactly where
they're at, and they basicallywere like OK, cool, and they
went over to this tube and theycould actually hear the guys in
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the tube Like they were like allright, this is where they're at
and they're like well, the onlyway to do this is to saw the
tube open and that would causehuge financial losses for our
company.
So we're not going to do that.
And all four of them died Afterfour days of being in that tube
A dark pitch black tube Becausebasically they lost too much
(47:05):
money.
They would lose money becausethey had to cut this fucking
pipe open and they didn't rescuethe four other guys and they
all fucking died in this tubeand it is absolutely terrible
they did.
The companies got charged withcorporate manslaughter.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
They had to pay a fine of $1,000.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Which probably cost less than what it would cost for
them to get the people out.
Speaker 4 (47:32):
That's probably the option they were weighing Right.
Yeah, that's how that works.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
This GoPro footage right now that's happening is
like it's just like the instantthat they get, you get like they
get sucked in, it just goesblack.
Speaker 4 (47:47):
It's fucking wild.
I see what's happening, ohJesus.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
They're just fucking standing in there and then
they're not Just skip to the end.
I think it's at the 11 minutemark or 12 minute mark.
There's the whole thing.
This is just a small snippet.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
Oh yeah, where they're talking, oh yeah, oh no,
actually this is a differentthing.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
Yeah, this is a different video.
This is the unedited.
Speaker 3 (48:09):
This is the whole unedited film, if you.
If you scroll down a bit,though, there's a part where you
can tell that they're like inthat part of the tube that's not
filled with water, but you canhear him being like, hey, like
you good.
And the guy's like, nah, man,like my, my legs broken and like
, yeah, I think.
And then another guy's like, oh, yeah, no, I'm, I'm, I got some
(48:29):
broke too, like, and they'rejust like, he's like super
efficient about it, like hestays really calm and like the
guy should have saved a lot ofpeople.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
Oh, my god, you can hear him saying like I'm inside
the pipe trying to get out.
Yeah, that's so fucked.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
They got real.
Lucky that that pipe wasn't,you know, filled with oil, so
they could breathe at least.
I don't know, I don't know thatI would call this lucky.
I would rather die instantly byinhaling oil.
Lucky that that pipe wasn't,you know, filled with oil and so
they could breathe at least.
Speaker 4 (48:53):
Oh yeah, I don't know , I don't know that I would call
this lucky.
I would rather die instantly byinhaling oil than wait in there
for four days just to die.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Anyway, that's yeah that's fair I can hardly my
breath as it is like I would befucked, like I'd be insta dead
in this situation yeah can youfucking even imagine and I'm I'm
happy, so I forget whomentioned it the nutty putty
cave incident.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
Yeah, I like nutty putty.
Just this is.
This is this is I.
I don't know which would beworse knowing that the people
that are right outside the tubecan save you and they won't, or
knowing that they're gonna sealyou into a fucking cave and
you're going to die in there.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
Well, I think the thing about the nutty putty
thing is, I think he had hope tothe end that he was gonna yeah,
I was just saying I think nuttyputty is worse because he had a
trickle of hope the whole timejust, I think that's better,
though, because he eventuallyjust passes out and they give
him a bunch of morphine andthey're just like shh, go to
sleep and I think that is betterthan just like waiting in a
(49:55):
tube for four days just to bedrowned.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
I wonder if they're still in there every single time
that I think to myself, theirbodies probably still are
because if it was too, much ifit was too much to get them out
while they were alive well, it'san oil pipeline though right
that's what I mean.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
If they're using it I assume it would eventually push
them out.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
If you go fill up next time and the gas doesn't
come out, call for help.
Speaker 1 (50:24):
Just get a finger, uh-oh.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
We should not be laughing about this.
We have to make light of it.
Like fuck, that's just sodepressing.
We know we don't, but like, howelse do we deal with it?
By being respectful, I mean, wedon't know we should be
respectful, because that shitlike that sucks, that fucking
sucks well, the whole survivorof this, the uh christopher yes,
(50:51):
I'll be saying it wrong boodrum or bow drum.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
Um, every time he speaks about it in like
interviews and stuff, uh, he'slike yeah, I have nightmares
almost every night.
I have like ptsd I'm actuallyin financial like struggles
because of this like the manjust got like fucked and I bet
the company's like, if you tryto do anything, we're gonna
fucking come after you or killyour whole family or some shit.
Speaker 2 (51:18):
Lg signed up for Disney Plus once, didn't he
Probably Damn.
Speaker 4 (51:25):
Yeah, I hated everything about that one.
Speaker 1 (51:28):
It gave me the ick, so bad.
Speaker 2 (51:30):
It's just sad through and through, like every point
of this story is just fuckinghorrific.
You're welcome.
Speaker 1 (51:38):
The worst part is the Chris guy was like Doug said.
He was the only one not injured, so he's like you guys stay
here, it's safe.
I'm going to continue forward.
The worst part is, if Iremember correctly from when I
was listening, because they werejust stuck in an air pocket.
He would have to go under andkeep going, not knowing if he's
(52:00):
going to hit another air pocketor not, and just hope god he
finds another bit to breathe andhe's any any moment.
Speaker 4 (52:03):
He's just done he has no idea I will say I can't
imagine the sure range.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
If you're an experienced diver, I will say
they do teach you ways to createyour own air pockets underwater
if you run into situations likethis.
I'm sure some of that knowledgewas put to use for sure.
Oh yeah, I think he also had afucking terrifying situation.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
If I remember correctly, he had um like an air
tank with them yeah, I think hethink he had a tank.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
He found one.
When he was diving One of theequipment, he ended up finding
one.
I forgot to mention that.
Yeah, is he religious now?
Speaker 1 (52:42):
Right, Fuck, I would be dude, no he's depressed.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Dude, you just found an air tank while you were
diving, got sucked into a pipeand that fucking air tank saved
your life.
Like I might look for a god atthat point, like I don't know
he's this.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
I can crawl through a pipe if I have a tank yeah, I
don't know that that whole thingis just, oh god, that will suck
.
Well, I hope you all enjoyedthat ending to the episode.
Now that you're on a bad note,let's get you on a better note.
Um, I, we're leaving.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
We're leaving you don't have to listen to this
anymore no, I mean, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (53:25):
It's one of those things where you know, obviously
not a mystery, but it's stillone of the more fascinating uh
uh tales out there and justabsolutely terrifying.
Like I know, we talk aboutscary things on the internet.
That's real life scary.
It don't get scarier than that.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
Um well, mike, do you remember when we first started
this show like we were dead seton finding some real shit?
And then we did and we decidedoh, turns out, this is not that
fun.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
Yeah, I don't like talking about the real stuff
because it's just real.
Real life starts at stake.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
I like fiction or I like it because it does remind
us that, like hey, this shitdoes actually happen.
It's not just fiction,sometimes, yeah.
However, the fictional side ofit is much more fun yeah like
way more fun.
Let's stick to that part ifwe're actually going to make
these events happen in real life.
Speaker 1 (54:14):
I'm also going to stick to this part by saying
thank you for listening.
Find us on any social mediathat you're on.
We're probably on it too.
Uh, just look up.
Don't look.
Look up diluty.
Or don't look on the internet.
Odds are you'll find us.
We have a link tree uh,linktreecom.
Slash delete pod that has linksto a bunch of shit on it.
We also check out our YouTubeagain.
(54:36):
Just look us up.
Anywhere, we're probably there.
Gmail dilute pod at gmailcom.
Go to our website, get somemerch.
That'd be super dope and then,fuck, that's really all I got.
Fuck, if you're watery, don'tgo in a pipe.
I don't know, I ain't got muchIf your job entails working on a
(55:01):
pipe in the ocean don't go init, or if you do.
I'm just going to say it.
This might sound morbid.
I'd be packing a cyanide pillwith me anytime I go under.
Speaker 2 (55:15):
One of my teeth is made of cyanide.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
From now exactly anytime I hear stories like this
, I'm like I'm if I'm going on acruise line, I'm packing a
cyanide pill, because who knowswhat could happen anytime I
think of the cyanide pill in thetooth thing, I always think
about that like part of aeonflux.
Speaker 3 (55:31):
I don't know if any of you watch that when?
They're like making out acrossthe train and they're like tong
is using to like grab the thenote from the tooth.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
Yeah, that's all I got.
Uh, what do you boys got hellorthon?
Yeah, there you go fuck corbinkentucky.
Speaker 2 (55:52):
Fuck them, fuck them hard, fuck him right.
Also, stay paranoid.
Someone from Corbin, kentucky,is going to come fuck you.
Speaker 4 (55:59):
Focusing all my mental energy on not pissing my
pants right now go go pee in asweet porcelain throne, my man.
Speaker 1 (56:09):
Yeah, jason, what do you got?
Speaker 3 (56:11):
sit down while you do it enjoy it.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
Yeah, sit down, take a load off man.
Stay fucking paranoid.
Never touch pipes Ever.
Don't go near them, don't lookat them wrong, don't touch them.
You might get sucked off.
Speaker 3 (56:25):
If it ain't a crack pipe, it ain't worth your time.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
And even then you won't remember.
Speaker 4 (56:31):
Doug, what do you got ?
Speaker 3 (56:34):
If you're, you should when you and if you, mike, what
do you got?
Speaker 1 (56:41):
I already did my bit.
Bye everybody, have a day, byebye.
Speaker 4 (57:02):
Don't look under the internet, bye.
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