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Speaker 3 (00:17):
Don't look under the internet oh man, that fucking
brain worm is really on atangent right now I love it.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I gotta put the popcorn away because I'm still
eating it, even though I said Iwasn't going to smack, you're
gonna turn into a popcornbrother.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
You said that You're going to turn into a popcorn
brother, jesus Christ.
You said that with the sameverbiage as the what's up
brother guy.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
That's exactly what I thought of.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
What's up, brother?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
It's.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Tuesday, brother Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Man, what a time.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
All right, let's get into it.
Jesus, I got to cough it out.
I got to cough the RFK out.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
It's slithering out like a worm, pick a marker.
There's seven in four seconds.
All right, ready yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yes, Hello everyone Welcome to don't look under the
internet.
I love you.
Shut up, I love you too, fan,sit down, sit, sit sit down.
I love you too.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What is happening we're?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
not sure anymore.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Mike watched Megamind the other day.
Now, that's all he can think ofand I love you, random.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Citizen now I'm going to look on the internet.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Internet comedy horror podcast starring yours
truly, jason hello.
We got.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Doug, what is up, my guys, we got.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Matt cool, we got Matt.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
We got Matt.
He's trying Fuck you we got metoo.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I'm here as well.
There we go.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Hey, Matt, remember the last time when we said that
this is the worst, yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
We're just one of ourselves.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
This one's going a little bit better.
Yeah, you say worst, I sayabout par.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
For course, I don't see a difference Exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I'm going to hit us.
I'm going to hit us with a goodold fashioned Clap Above your
head, housekeeping Gotcha bitch.
I'm going to hit us with a goodold fashioned clap.
Housekeeping gotcha bitch,there is none, oh you got us
cause we record twice.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
We were expecting housekeeping, but there wasn't
any.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I hate this, I don't enjoy this.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I need to go past this are you?
Supposed to be doing the.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Rizzler thing yeah, what's the Rizzler thing?
What does he do?
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
he shushes you and then does the jaw.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I don't know.
I'm not fucking 20 again.
I'm a 31 year old man whodoesn't understand.
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Gen Z humor.
Anyway, we have no housekeeping, we have none Straight into it,
mike, quick bird scooterStraight into it burst.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
So, instead of housekeeping, you know what
we're going to fucking do.
Instead, go right into ourtopic of our episode Boys.
I'm feeling weird today.
More weirdness, huh, I'mfeeling weird, and that means
our topics are going to be weird, but not weird instagrams or
reddits like we may have donepreviously, or in the future,
depending on how we decide to dothis.
(03:52):
Santa claus no worse than santaclaus.
It's his brother pants a clause.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, I'm glad you tried.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I'm glad you tried because I was gonna say no, I'm
feeling weird.
So I sent the boys a couplewebsites that I made them look
up.
They never saw these websitesbefore I sent them to them and
now they get to try to describeto all of you what the fuck I
sent to them.
Um, I need you to go last.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
I know, I know.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
So I started with the last episode.
Doug, I'm going to have youstart today, okay.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
So where do we start other?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
than the beginning.
Am I right?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, so Mike sent me this website.
It's pretty stupid, Thanks.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Doug.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
So, yeah, he sends me this website.
It's called.
The URL is PackardBell95.com.
Slash fortune.
Wow, okay, if you don't knowwhat Packard Bell?
Yeah, it was a fucking computermanufacturing company.
They made some other shit too,but Usually it's.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Netscape.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
That's enough background that you.
Yeah, they had the Netscapeshit.
They actually had this.
Like when I was doing someLooking into this a bit more, I
was like looking at some PackardBell shit.
They made this like virtualhouse thing.
I don't know if you guysremember it but it was like it's
such a like a 90s like vibe,like I don't even know how to
(05:31):
describe it, but it's like every90s game summed up into one
thing, but it wasn't even a game, doesn't matter, totally off
topic, but uh.
So, yeah, you go to thispackard bell website, um, and
you are greeted with the utmostof vaporwave aesthetic.
Um and a uh, you see a fortune.
There's a little book with aquestion mark and if you click
(05:54):
that, uh, it just gives you abunch of like pop-ups, like a
bunch of like, different worded,like it says don't be afraid
with a copy cup or the medium isthe most the message.
It just says it just goesthrough a bunch.
But the whole point of this isthat if you click on the fortune
teller, it asks you if you'dlike to seek your fortune and
(06:16):
you can click no, thank you, andit'll go back, or you can hit
guide me towards my fate onceyou click on that, you get a
pop-up.
This pop-up is different everyday.
This is, it's a fortune.
You're gonna get a differentone every day.
Um, this one today.
It says small confidences, markthe onset of friendship.
Uh, yesterday it said um asmooth, long journey, great
(06:40):
expectations show.
Um, it just says somethingdifferent every day.
Now what happens is if youclick on the pop-up, it kind of
goes away.
It comes back.
You can just keep doing that,but eventually the vending
machine puts out a pop.
You can click on the soda andactually I think it does
(07:01):
something different every day.
So let's see what it does today.
So today it's filling up thescreen with green liquid.
You always see bubbles and thenyou get a butterfly.
That kind of shows up on screenafter a little bit.
Once the butterfly is there,it's.
I'm pretty sure that's like theMSN butterfly, because it takes
you into an MSN chat and you'retalking to.
(07:22):
Well, I don't know who you'retalking to, but it's Winter
player obviously asl yeah, um,it just says a bunch of stuff uh
, yesterday it was talking aboutcolors and uh, or, actually it
gives you a lucky color everyday.
It looks like, um, but yeah, itkind of just goes through some
random stuff and you know, itsays put in earplugs, your daily
(07:47):
lucky celestial body is thegreen ring nebula.
Your lucky color of the day isgreen, with a specific hex code
and you can try and click onother stuff, but really the only
thing you click on is buy.
Once you do that, it takes youback to that screen that you
were just at with the samefortune pop-up and uh, yeah, it
(08:09):
just kind of cycles through thatand you can get a new fortune
every day.
And I tried to look in, I triedto inspect the page source.
I didn't see anything too wild.
Um, there, there wasn't anylike secret stuff going on.
I tried clicking on likeliterally like damn near
everything, and there justwasn't.
There's just nothing on.
I tried clicking on literallydamn near everything and there
just wasn't.
There's just nothing else toclick on.
(08:29):
Did you do the Konami?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
code into the D-pad on the machine.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, yeah, no, I did that All that happened was.
Kirby came out of the screenand blew me.
You left that out.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
That's an important detail.
I would have led with that.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Well, I was trying to save that for my own personal
game, but I guess everybody knowthat now kirby's out of the bag
.
Now, yeah, that's it.
That's all I got on this one.
It's just a straight up.
Uh, you know someone's telling.
I don't know why it's packardbell, but it's a glimpse into
the 90s.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I thought it was a very interesting thing and I I
feel like there's more here.
We just haven't found it, uh, Ilooked and nobody has.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Everybody that's talked about this that isn't on
the site.
Uh, literally just were like,oh, that's fun, like a nice
little fortune telling thing.
Nobody has said that there'smore to this than there is, and
I couldn't find anything either.
So if you know more than I do,let me know.
But it just recycles.
Uh, the other cool thing,actually fun little tidbit.
(09:33):
Uh, if I have my sound offright now, but, um, a bunch of
the sounds they use in this arefrom, uh, fucking final fantasy
7 and Myst.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh, fuck yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
What's Myst what?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
That's a whole episode on its own.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's a whole episode, all by itself.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Myst and.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Riven were like the original point-and-click
mysteries they were impossible.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Myst was really cool.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
It was really fucking hard if you go look at the
source, there's a link.
There's a link in here toagoraroadcom, which is like a
forum, and the person who claimsthey created this website it's
name is MySpaceTom full circleyeah, I saw that.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I forgot to mention that.
I did see that yesterday.
I didn't know what to do withthis, though Cause everyone's
friend Tom.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
There's something about keys to the secret Agora
chat room.
I'm out of my element here.
This is a corner of theinternet.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I don't know what Agora Road is.
I feel like I've heard thatname before I didn't know what
this was like.
I feel like I've heard thatname before.
I didn't know if this was likeAgora Road.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Why do I fucking recognize that term?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I feel like a boomer parent looking at.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Hey man, it'll happen to us sooner than later.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
We're closer to that.
No idea what's going on here.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It looked like a normal forum, so that's why I
didn't really go into it.
Well, not normal, I guess.
So that's why I didn't reallygo into it.
Well, not normal, I guess.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
That's not the correct word for this but I
didn't know if this had anythingto do directly with it or not.
It's a Macintosh cafe.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
I've used it on a topic in the past.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
I don't remember what , though it goes over all sorts
of hidden internet, deadinternet theory.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Here's a turkey bathing in a Denny's coffee cup.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Oh yeah, that looks comfortable, man is chilling.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Man's is chilling.
Agora Road's MacintoshVaporwave Cafe.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Yeah.
Yeah, it's very weird, I don'tknow.
I thought it was an interestingsite and I fully did not know
if there was more to it or not.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Oh shit, agora was a darknet market operating around
the Tor network, not anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Now it's whatever the fuck, this is I'm sure somebody
will show up in our Discord andeducate us as to what we've
missed.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I hope so.
I love when people do that.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
You're the only one.
I just enjoy it.
I like the aesthetic.
I love me a good vaporwaveaesthetic boy, I tell you what
um all right well if that's whatyou're at.
Um, I'll go first because Iwant, I want jason to go last.
I know, matt, I love yours, soI want you to go before jason.
(12:19):
I want to save the best onesfor last.
I guess I'll next here, so youknow mine was bad.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
No, I couldn't find any more to it.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I couldn't find any more to it other than what you
talked about, so I figured thatyou wouldn't have much more to
bring to the table.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I think there's more to Doug's than mine.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Oh, that's good.
Well, I like the aesthetic ofyours better.
It's a better joke.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Well, that's good.
Well, I like the aesthetic ofyours better.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It's a better joke Well it's a joke.
Doug's isn't really a joke.
Anyway, please continue.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
So mine is called diagramwebsite, and if you go to
diagramwebsite this is prettymuch the roadmap of the Internet
.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Oh my God, it's a Venn diagram for the Internet.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Kind of yeah.
So when I say it's a Venndiagram for the internet, kind
of yeah.
So when I say it's a road map,I mean it is.
You can follow a line and picka line on here and it'll go
through a bunch of differenttype of themed websites that you
can find along the internetbasically everything that you
could find entertaining on theinternet is here the topic.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Tiles are wild.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I know they're all over the place, kind of I know
they're all over the place, kindof like a map, they're all over
the map, and there's a bunch ofreally random ones on here that
I thoroughly enjoyed.
I haven't looked at all ofthese, obviously, because
there's way too much shit here,but one that I thought was very
interesting.
Way at the bottom right there'sone called Cyber Witches Under
the myth.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Under myth one called cyber witches under the myth,
myth, under myth, and itliterally talks about how, which
overlaps with ecology andatmosphere and technomancy and
like there's a lot of shit here,um, but tldr under cyber
witches.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
It basically tells you about how the new age of
like dark magic and everythingcan be done over the internet
and you can become a witch onthe internet and use the
internet in your spells isn'tthe whole thing about witchcraft
is like spoken word holds power, sure.
Sure, now the nice thing aboutthis site is it looks a little
gobbledygooked right now becauseit's a map.
It's kind of all over the place.
(14:14):
Down at the bottom left you cansee there's other areas you can
go and you can just view theindex where it basically gives
you a fucking Excel, where it itgives you the name of
everything that's on there.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
the link and it gives you how to hack my neighbor's
wi-fi.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
This is I'm afraid none of it's like from.
I've clicked on like a dozen ofthese already.
Not a single one I found so far.
12 of them are safe man, yeah,uh, not one that I found so far
is like nudie or not safe forwork, so weird computer.
What about that one?
Thatie or not safe for work,weird computer.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
What about that one that's marked not safe for work?
Where do you see that?
I don't Okay, I'm just lying.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
What about the one that says big boobies here?
It's just titscom.
Okay, there's one on here Likethere's a whole area that's just
fun.
And it's area that's just fun,it's just the goofy things that
you can find on the internet.
There's a whole website,there's silly, useless software
that you can download softwareon your site on your computer,
(15:11):
and it's like those old early2000s where you can download an
icon and the icon will movearound.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Just stupid shit, it's stupid.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
There's clickers where you click on it and
there's a button that just saysclick here, and you click on it
and it would just be like youclicked a button, it activated
this.
You clicked a button, thebutton changed color.
You clicked a button, it movedup.
It's just silly.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
The best one I've ever seen for a clicker website
was just a big red button andwhen you clicked it it told you
how many times you've clicked itOnce.
That's it.
It's a very fascinating site.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I highly recommend just taking time to website is a
room.
That one is interesting.
Uh, I looked at that the otherday but I couldn't find too much
into it.
Um, it's very weird.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
It it's definitely like you can make you can build
a house on the internet.
All of these are so strange,but they're words, what, what?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
the fuck.
The strangeness goes evenfurther, because not only does
this site itself, not only isthis site itself strange and
entertaining, but down at thebottom you can submit websites.
If you go to info, it'll tellyou info on the creators A
project by Christopher Tijal, ifI want to say, and Elliot Cost.
(16:25):
It's weirder, though, in Athens.
If you click on Christopher,it'll take you to his website
that he's created forCloudMoronmanagement.
It's underwater, mop it all up.
It's all underwater.
You click it, it flushes thewater and it'll tell you hey,
(16:45):
this website is a surreal estateholding company.
And then it goes on to say,yeah, it goes on to say this
website is flooding with water.
There's other websites that arealso flooding with water.
We need your help to preventmore websites from flooding with
water.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
This seems like the type of thing that gets super
baked and be like yeah, I'llfucking help.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
It's so fucking funny .
Speaker 5 (17:07):
I almost had.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
That is so loud.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I know.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I've almost got the water levels falling.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
But you can go from here and then it's like here's a
list of other websites and youhave to help keep the water
levels low and on this it has acounter on some of these
websites where it's like this is78% full of water, this one's
2%.
And if you go to these sites ithas this flooded animation and
it's like click the water todrain it and you gotta click it
to drain it and then if you goback you see the counter like oh
(17:34):
, it went from 100% down to 99%and that's your job.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
It's to drain the water.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I feel like you.
You just stumble across a jobthat doesn't pay me, and all
these other websites on herethat this cloudlordmanagement
manages are other websites youcan go to.
There's internetphonebooknet Ifyou go there it's a physical
infrastructure, for it's aphonebook.
It's a phonebook.
Yeah, it's so fucking weird.
It's very yellow, but there'sjust shit.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
It's got a few pages too.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
It is so wild to me Operated by Chris, and it's like
hello, I'm Chris, and if you goback enough, go back.
If you go to info again, if yougo to Elliot this time around,
you'll find Elliot's computer.
You can browse Elliot'scomputer, and if you browse his
computer, there's a whole listof different variations of his
(18:28):
computer, always in motion.
What?
Always in motion?
It's constantly moving.
There's a blurry version ofElliot's computer.
It's the exact same thing, justblurry, like it is so fucking
weird.
And this guy's whole thing isthat domains are expensive, so
why not use subdomains foreverything?
And so he has a list ofsubdomains that he's like
(18:50):
everyone should just use these.
There's a bunch of grayed outones I'm still adding to this
site and I'm adding these.
So these have all been proposedwithin the last two months,
december is when he's making allof these these are all new the
website itself, thediagramwebsite that was made in
2023.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Yeah, that's my big question here is why, yeah, like
I'm fascinated by all of this.
I'm like this is actuallypretty impressive, isn't it?
As long as I know why it'shappening, I think.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
I like the idea of a roadmap of the internet.
That is super cool.
I love that concept and I lovethat you can go on here and be
like let's go to the funcategory and you can just find
something dumb, useless and yeahuseless website, let's click on
it.
Take me to a useless website,please.
Okay.
Where are we going?
Sliding toys.
It's a puzzle.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
You just make a puzzle.
Yeah, like genuinely, this isjust stumble upon, yeah, kind of
With more direction.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
But you can like learn shit from this too.
Like there's stuff on hereabout, like ecology where you
learn stuff about ecology.
You can go to the green web.
The green web you can go toplaces like there's a whole text
genre that goes into small aswell.
All of this it's like a venndiagram.
Like you were saying before.
There's the damaged earthcatalog as well.
(20:07):
That is in a bunch of these andthe damaged earth one's very
fascinating to me.
I wasn't able to look too muchinto it I would.
I would enjoy this we are humans, we might as well get used to
it.
So far remotely done.
Power and glory as viagovernment, big business, formal
education, church, hassucceeded to the point where
gross profits obscure actualloss.
In response to this dilemma andto these losses, a realm of
(20:29):
intimate community power.
Uh, community power isdeveloping power of communities
to conduct their own education,find their own inspiration,
shape their own environment,shape their knowledge with
others, practice that aid, uh,this processes are sought and
promoted by the damaged earthcatalog and if you go to any of
these, like degrowth, forexample, gives you a big old
(20:50):
fucking explanation as to what'sgoing on with the degrowth of
the internet.
You can go back, appropriatetechnology, you can learn about
appropriate technologies thatwere around in the 1970s, and so
on and so forth.
Why should we?
Speaker 5 (21:01):
oh my, this is cool if you'll learn a lot, that's
for sure.
There's just so much shit here.
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
You can find wikis, random wikis, on here.
Random chat rooms.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Multiplayer publish, and those are the two, and
there's a wiki for that.
Sure, what does that even mean?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
There's Special Fish.
Special Fish is a communityword processor for writing,
poetry, journaling and logging,brought to you by users like you
.
How, like you can.
Just let's just get out of herepbs.
It's just a bunch of weird shit, but I'm fascinated that not a
single website on here is some,like you know, known site.
They're all these weirdunderground solar protocol.
(21:40):
So, yeah, it's just weird shitand I'm I'm so fucking here for
it.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
I feel like there's a whole category just for retro
social networks.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
There's drugs involved there, it's all 100%.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Adderall at the very least.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
But I highly recommend anyone going on here
and just exploring just a little, because John Carpenter, jr
Carpenter, anyone going on here?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
and just exploring just a little because.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
The fuck.
Yeah, it's just John Carpenter.
Jr Carpenter I have.
It's just fascinating.
I'm in this rabbit hole of Idon't even know what the fuck
I'm looking at, right now, Iknow, I know it's fascinating,
right Like once you, once youstart, this is pretty fucking
great yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
This is just a list of websites that are not any
larger than 256 kilobytes, likewhy why not, is what you should
be asking yourself.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
All right, do you think?
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
they?
I don't even know.
Are they just ai making allthis shit?
Is that what's happening here?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
no, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I mean it seems curated and like I don't know, I
guess, I guess, yeah, I, Idon't know how to tell, even if,
if, if they were, yeah, just somuch.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Of this just seems meaningless and useless.
Like I don't, yeah butinteresting.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
For example, I went to oh fuck, where did it go?
Oh, if you go to like thebottom, uh, like left corner,
there's one that's sorry audiopeople uh, if you click that and
then just like pick a randomthing inside of the geosities or
geocities I don't even know um,everything just looks like fake
(23:16):
or like it was someone's old90s website, I don't even know
that's what geocities was,though it's like a it was like a
website hoster where you couldgo make.
It was like the square space ofhis day that's where I made my
first website nice, like if youjust scroll down and just pick
(23:36):
on, pick any topic like below,it'll just bring you into a
weird one, or like it'll justbring up these random shits yeah
, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
This is kind of what GeoCities was, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
It'll just bring up these random shits.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Yeah, I'm just this is kind of what GeoCities was.
I don't know, GeoCities waslike that era that we've covered
a lot.
Yeah, these are from the 90s,where it was like internet
because we can.
Yes, there was a guy talkingabout bears, which is kind of
(24:08):
what this whole thing feels like, but it's a lot of this was
done and like.
Well, it was started in 2019,but like years after that, like
it's like internet, because wecan 20 years later.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
I don't understand I'm just I'm really glad that
this exists, just because it'sso we do what we must.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
It's so it's wholesome content.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
I mean, I appreciate that yes it's so weird it hasn't
tried to sell me anything yetyeah, there's nothing, there's
no advertising to try to sell meanything.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
You're not gonna see something fucking disgusting and
gross.
You're not gonna see someonegetting beheaded.
You're not gonna see a bunch ofporn Like it's legitimately
interesting shit.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I know I had to stumble across anything not safe
for work on that, Like it.
Just it's a fascinating project.
Give me 20 minutes.
It's a fascinating project andI don't know why it exists, but
I'm really glad that it does.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Um, I'm trying to speed run porn here.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Best viewed of speed run porn here.
Best viewed with netscape 3.0at 800 by 600.
Oh, yeah, yeah, uh, highlyrecommend it.
I just want to bring it tolight because, again, very
fascinating stuff there.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
I'm gonna stumble on that.
I'm gonna fucking not doanything that day because I'm
there, yeah, um matt what yougot for boy.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Let me tell you boy.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I have a website.
It's fitting that we ended upon GeoCities, because that's
kind of what I got for you.
Right now, what I got for youis a GeoCities website that is
McDonaldsHamburgercom now, ifyou go to McDonaldsHamburgercom,
you're going to be redirectedto McDonaldsHamburger Ne.
Now, if you go toMcDonaldshamburgercom, you're
going to be redirected toMcDonaldshamburgerneocitiesorg,
(25:51):
which is like a more modernversion, a more better version.
Yeah, and it is a 90s-asslooking website with these
hamburger models and it saysWelcome toaldshamburgercom,
welcome to mcdonaldshamburgercom.
(26:12):
The background is like planetsin space it says you're visiting
my dream and then somethingunderneath that.
There's a lot going on here, butwhat is very important to note
is that this website is notaffiliated with mcdonald's the
hamburger restaurant in to noteis that this website is not
affiliated with McDonald's, thehamburger restaurant In fact,
the creator of this website hasnever even eaten their
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hamburgers and this is merely acoincidence and he would have
actually appreciated if thelegal action against him would
stop, because he doesn't meanany infringement by what's going
on here.
In fact, what he bought thiswebsite for was to promote his
friend McDonald, who likeshamburgers.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
This is another South 32 fucking toy.
It's kind of like that.
I just know it.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
So he has a friend named McDonaldald and he wanted
to buy him a website, andmcdonald likes hamburgers so he
called it mcdonaldshamburgerscom.
Um, he also owns arby'spastramicom, which, if you go to
army's pastramicom, you're justgonna get this youtube video of
this guy.
And in the youtube video he'slike ranting about McDonald's
(27:27):
and he's like is McDonald's evenreal I?
And then he like claims that hetried to go into one and that,
uh, the cashier yelled at himand he took his penis out.
And then was the cashier theother guy.
Um, yep, no, this guy, the guywho owns McDonald'surgercom took
his penis out um, you're gonnafind out by clicking around on
(27:51):
stuff in here that his favoritecryptid is vince mcmahon.
Yeah that his favorite crypt ismcs this mcmahon.
You're gonna find out that thisis owned by a comedian named
sam labuti labuti um and he youcan find his YouTube channel
here.
He has a stand-up routine onhis YouTube channel.
He's a funny guy.
(28:12):
He has a very dry, absurdistsense of humor.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Oh, I love that.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
And you can find his YouTube channel, you can find
his Instagram account, but yeah,I mean, that's pretty much the
gist of it, right like it's just.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
It's a website that he claims he bought for his
friend and now he owns.
Now he owns mcdonaldshamburgercom yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I receive calls late into the night from a man who
only breathes into the receiverand does not answer any of my
questions.
I think this is related to theMcDonald's.
I like that you called it theMcDonald's the.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
McDonald's.
I tested the.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
It's like this doesn't work on mobile.
I tested it on my Motorola Razrand it looks like shit.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
This is peak humor this is great because,
Speaker 5 (29:12):
yeah I'm here for because why not?
If you guys have not figuredthe theme of the week out, it is
because why?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
not.
There's a link here that saysnext site and if you click on it
, nothing happens.
I don't even think there's alink.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
I think it's actually in the image behind hell yeah,
please email if you would liketo advertise on this.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
We gotta get into that.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
We gotta advertise on this logo down here in the
corner absolutely.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Just shove it into the background.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
So there's a, there's a marketing technique that we
should try is just find fuckingobscure ass sites like this and
be like just put our shit onthere.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
We should just start buying up tons of websites Like
we just like.
Let's find all the like topwebsites and then like change
one letter Like someone wouldlike, accidentally you know
that's called domain squattingand it's illegal.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Yeah, well, the guy in the 90s got in trouble South
32.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
We had a whole episode on this.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Oh yeah, what is that guy up to?
Are we on the?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
shit list.
Yet I have not received a ceaseand desist or any type of
lawsuit.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I'm going to stop sharing this screen in case he's
done something.
He's listening, south 32.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Oh yeah, it goes somewhere else now.
Yeah, I think he's onto histhird 32.9 oh it takes you.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
It takes you to like a construction company, which I
think is like wrapped up in thiswhole weird yeah, yep it seems
like the actual somebody new?
Speaker 5 (30:42):
schizo dump page is gone well good because, holy
shit, that was a nightmare totrawl through.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
No, that was amazing.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
It was fun.
That story was a lot of fun,but lord was that hard to look
at.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
I can't remember which one of us found that, but
I'm happy we did.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Anyway, thank you for the burger, and now I want a
burger.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
You know what goes really well with a burger.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Oh my god, what Jason A bathtub full of milk.
Wash down that burger with abathtub full of milk.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
It's just a small bathtub full of milk.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
What did you just give him?
Tub girl?
Is that what happened?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
What the fuck am I looking at?
Oh, you know, I don't think Ican show this on twitch because
that's technically a nipple,even though technically that's
nudity fuck that's so stupid?
Speaker 5 (31:35):
uh, okay, so mike sent me bathe in my milkcom.
You might be able to get awaywith sharing it.
You might, and we might just beI don't know, I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
I don't know what the current status on that is, but
I know male nipples have gottenpeople banned in the past, so
I'm not gonna there's okay, Isee there are two pictures that
don't have any nipples.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Scroll to the bottom, let's just share that holy crap
.
The fourth picture and the oneat the very bottom is the worst
one.
Oh, it's the worst one by far.
Damn, scroll the tab.
Anyways, I know you guys areprobably asking yourselves what
the fuck are you talking about.
Well, if you go tobatheinmymilkcom, you are
(32:22):
literally going to get eightimages of this woman on.
This lady, older woman,standing in a kind of dingy
looking white sleeping gown.
Very, very ghostly, very ghostly, very strange, but each one of
these pictures she's never inthe same fucking position.
(32:43):
It's not like she has like aplace she stands for this, it's
just wherever she might be,which has all sorts of questions
all over that, but we're notgoing to go into that.
And she's standing next todifferent men that are inside a
bathtub that is in the center ofthe room.
Okay, it's not attached to awall, it is literally sitting in
(33:03):
the center of the fucking roomand they are sitting in what
looks like a bathtub full ofmilk I can't even reach the site
that's probably better doug now.
That's.
That's all that's here.
You could the very bottom.
It says if you would like toreserve a spot to bathe, please.
(33:25):
It says, please, email me rightaway and so however, you figure
out pretty quickly this is notactually an advertisement to
bathe and milk, because if youclick on it you go to a patreon
for someone named alan wagnercomedy.
The comedian creates stuff, um,and if you look into this a
little bit deeper, um, andactually if you head on over to
(33:50):
r slash, true wagner, which isthe subreddit for alan wagner,
you're gonna find all sorts ofthings that this person has
created and you discover thatthe, so this website, was
actually the, the secondarypoint of contact for these,
because the first way you foundout about this was random
(34:11):
fucking flyers stapled totelephone poles in your town.
And like literally it would showthis.
It said you have the optionbetween soy almond and natural
or original.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Original Original recipe, which is terrifying
almond and natural or originaloriginal original recipe
original recipe, which isterrifying.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Um, apparently several, several news outlets
from both the uk and here havetried to get in contact with
this individual to legitimatelysee if this is a service that
they can do.
Um, one milk, please.
Turns out it is not.
You cannot actually reserve amilk bath.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Through this website.
Through this website, is therean app?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
The app is in development, imilk, and it
brings the bath to you.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Uber milk, uber tub.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
I don't think anything is actually going to
come of this.
I think it's just done for thesake of comedy and because this
man, alan wagner, has made somany flyers like so fucking many
.
Um, if you look at thissubreddit, the first thing
you're going to see is somethingwritten in spanish or
portuguese, I'm not sure.
(35:23):
I actually think it might beportuguese.
No it.
It translates to have you beenhaving strange dreams?
oh no oh no just saying thisthis was a very open and mystery
that we decided to start thisshow off with.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yet here we are finding a and now, this is how
we end it.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Goodbye everyone, goodbye, we're done um, I'm not
sure if this is actually tied tohim.
A lot of people are speculating.
It's in the same style as allof his other flyers.
Um, but here's another one justin case.
Actually, this is valentine'sday, did just happen not too
long ago.
Um, this valentine's day, gether a gun.
It's a postcard of a gun, or awatch that's been modified to.
(36:14):
It actually holds a gun as well.
Oh, sick, you just wear it onyour wrist.
Um says it's the new era andblank, blank, blank shop shop
now sells guns to women.
Elegant round handle, silenthole.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Bullet window.
I have a silent hole.
You can watch it fly through.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
Voice activated trigger and a special chamber to
store husband's note.
And it's designed by Wilbur,our newest gunsmith.
Wilbur is from the generationof gun makers what, and we are
proud to learn from his freshperspectives as we continue to
evolve with the changing timesinto the future.
But yeah, if you'd like a gunfor a woman, this is where you
(36:57):
go.
Apparently there's anotherflyer that says there is a hole
in my yard filled with a soup Iladle and ladle but it keeps
refilling.
Where is the source?
I am scared to investigate.
And then underneath it says cupthree dollars, bowl six dollars
.
It's pretty great um, yeah, Imean, it's a bunch of stuff like
(37:18):
this.
He'll mail person, like likeactual mailers, to people like
there was a whole campaign thathe sent out.
Um, that it just said one freefavor from your neighbor,
william.
He sent it to everybody thatlived like within like a mile
radius of him.
It's.
They said he printed these,these metal coins called william
coin, willy coin, and they'vegot his face on them and it's it
(37:42):
literally says hello.
This is the authorities ofGainesville.
Our records indicate yourecently received a William coin
which can be redeemed for afree favor from William.
Not going to doxy here.
Unfortunately, someone usedtheir William coin to request
(38:02):
that William set their enemydogs on fire.
Luckily, we arrived just intime to stop the event.
The enemy's dog was unharmed.
We're letting William go, sincewe know he was just doing it
because of the William coin.
However, we are forbiddinganyone from redeeming any
further William coins due to theman's request which was
inappropriate, interesting andit's literally just shit like
this.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
I wish I had the time to just put a random flyers
around my neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
That's the only thing I keep thinking of.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
There's so much like look at this, this is the you
can't find, just like a randomsaturday where you could just
drive around, just put flyers Imight have to do this now like
there are so many flyers.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
This guy has made easily 200 flyers, easy, um, and
he keeps making them.
Um, there's like wanted ads,like he asks for a piano lesson
simply because he doesn't knowhow to sit down, like that's the
real lesson is.
Apparently he needs lessons onhow to sit down, but he needs a
piano teacher to teach him.
That's right, it's just thisweird absurdist comedy that he
(38:59):
happens to just post up inpublic and confuse the
ever-living hell out of peopleand news outlets alike,
apparently I am a thousandpercent here for that kind of
Tom foolery yeah it's.
It's if you want a good time andit's sweet, it's short.
Like you don't need to lookinto lore, you just take the
flyer for what it is.
They're fucking hilarious, ifthat's.
If you like absurdist comedy,go check out r slash.
(39:22):
True Wagner has a pretty solidgrasp on all of his work.
Or you can just go to bathe inmy milkcom.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
A lot of comedians tonight, lots.
It's almost like I did that on.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
We can learn a thing or two.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Purpose.
Yeah, I, now that you got outyour thing out of the way.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Mike has a surprise topic.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
I have two, no three.
I have three surprise topics.
No, I just have three littleitty bitty boys, and by itty
bitty boys I mean they're veryweird sites that I wanted to
bring up just because we're thethree itty bitty boys.
There's four of us, but you guysare my three itty bitty boys.
These are a couple sites.
One is silly, Two are kind ofoff the fucking wall.
(40:04):
I would love for us to divedeeper into these, but I do not
know how we could ever do that.
So I just want to bring theseto the fucking world's attention
, and by the world I mean thefucking seven people that listen
to us.
So the first one I want tobring up is called undermoundcom
, and if you go to undermoundcomit is a very, very weird site
(40:25):
that says all roads lead toundermount.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
If you scroll down it's just a list of a bunch of
Under your mom's pubic mound.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
Dude, you fucking got him, bro Got him.
It's a bunch of imagery.
It's just a bunch of imagery,but for each picture you click
on, any one of them takes you toa completely different page
that has to do with that imagebut doesn't.
At the same time, it's like avideo.
It's a legit video.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Yeah, I thought it was just a gif.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
No, it's a video and every single one of them is
different.
Some are videos, others arewebsites where it's like a game
you can play.
What if it was about AI?
Speaker 3 (41:07):
I don't know, but it's like a game.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
You can play a video game on here.
What it does, I don't fuckingknow, but there's a bunch of
these and each one is different.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
Big, friendly and three-eyed.
I feel like I'm inside likeReboot, except.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
I know yes.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
It's fucking nuts dude and every single image is
different.
That's what is crazy to me.
Every single one of these issomething new.
Now, not all of my games.
Like I said, some are.
Some are videos.
I can't there is an option downat the bottom there's a button
that says this way, and if youclick it it goes off welcome,
(41:46):
yeah if you click it it goes offGood welcome.
If you click it it says goodwelcome and you can.
It's down another fuckingrabbit hole.
There's one that says enter.
You go on that and it sayscontinue to the undermount or go
to the exit, to the gallery.
There's a button that just saysbutton.
If you click on it collect thetabs.
It's just what is this.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
Oh my god, this is a drug site.
There's so much weird shit here.
This is 100% a hallucinogenicsite.
Probably he said collect allthe tabs.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
There's a dude holding a tab of medicine on his
fucking tongue.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
This is totally meant to.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Oh my god, this is totally meant to explore when
you're on some kind ofhallucinogen Interesting.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
Big love and buh-bye for now, it says like 100
everything you click on takesyou somewhere that's both wild
as fuck but oddly diving, withfloaties, oddly detailed.
It's, you know, pixel art, thatthere was some thought put into
every single little thing andit like it, ecstasy somehow yeah
(42:49):
, I mean, that'll just happen.
That'll just fucking happen.
Dude, whoa, look at dude whatthe hell yeah but I just want to
bring that one up because it'sfucking bananas.
Um it's.
I had to tell someone about it.
I I stumbled across that and Iwas like that was made.
(43:11):
I can't, I can't yeah, I can'tgive this to one of the guys to
look up, but I also can't ignorethat this exists I have to talk
about.
I have to talk about it fair.
Um.
Another more simple one that Iwanted to bring up is just
cheeseverseorg.
Now, if you go tocheeseverseorg, you can explore
and savor the world of cheese.
(43:32):
At Cheeseverse, we offer a widerange of reviews about
delicious cheese varieties fromdifferent countries and cultures
.
Discover new flavors, texturesand aromas and indulge in your
taste buds.
You can search for shit on here, like if you just search like
Gouda, you'll get reviews.
Reviews of Gouda.
Not fucking Braille Looks likeit.
(43:53):
No, it's Morse code.
What in the hell yeah noteverything you Google or search
is going to lead you anywhere.
It's very weird and hit andmiss.
I've found many that work, butyou can go to posts and it just
takes you to nothingness andit's just a very Test one you
can download.
Don't click that.
No, I'm not clicking any ofthis shit on here.
(44:14):
I highly recommend not clickingon anything here, but it's just
what is this Deadline giveaway.
Yeah, Like what is this site?
Cheese socks.
What is that?
You know what it is?
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Is this cheese?
Speaker 1 (44:28):
or a science experiment.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
What is that?
You know what it is.
You know it's a scienceexperiment.
What is happening in here?
I'm telling you, dude.
I stumbled across some weirdshit and I needed to tell people
about it.
There's this fucker cheesegiveaway.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Deadline is january hey, well, I have a podcast if
you can't hold your audiencecaptive and talk at them about
weird cheeses eas Easter egg.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Did you know cheese verse has a hidden Easter egg?
If you're a star Wars fan, youmight want to check this out.
Head over to cheese verseorgand look closely.
Not everyone will find it, butif you do, may the cheese be
with you.
Speaker 5 (45:01):
What, what.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
It's just such a weird site and you're going to
learn about.
I know what site and you canlearn about.
I know what you can learn aboutcheese.
You can just learn aboutcutting a giant cheese wheel in
half there's, so not off topic.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
This is actually on topic.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
You can make an account on here yeah, you can,
and it also has links to TikTok,so this is a relatively this.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
I don't know why, but I feel like there's a video
that exists of a man going intoa cheese shop in like
Switzerland or some shit and hetries to buy one of those giant
like parmesan wheels and thelike oh yeah, the guy's like no,
he's just like yelling at himand like what the fuck are you
talking about?
He's like I want to buy thiswhole wheel.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
He's like, no, get the fuck out but this is updated
because it's linked to, like,relatively recent TikToks and
stuff, so this thing getsupdated.
About cheese, yeah, aboutcheese, don't forget, and it
gives you a history of cheese,the making process of cheese,
pairings, recommendations andfun facts.
(46:04):
Did you know the world's mostexpensive cheese is made from
donkey milk.
In Serbia it's called Pule andcan cost over $1,000 per
kilogram.
This is just a weird fuckingsite.
Everything you didn't want toknow about cheese.
Speaker 5 (46:17):
Everything you didn't want to know about cheese.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I submitted a review but it didn't show up.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Well, that sucks and I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Try again later, I guess Probably because I spelled
Gouda wrong.
Probably oh your post will bereviewed and may take some time
to process before it becomesvisible on the site.
So you're telling me somebodymanually reviewed test123,
test123?
.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
I hope and said yes, this is good, this is the shit
I'm fucking talking about.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
I have one more site that I want to talk about, and
this one is probably one of themost off-the-fucking-wall sites
I have ever seen in my life.
It is called hell dot, longbone library dot.
Oh hell yes.
Now, if you go here warningyou're gonna experience some
shit, so be careful, I have noidea should I be sharing?
(47:04):
You can.
There's nothing, there's nolike imagery on here.
Really, that's like disturbingyou might get a xenobite there's
pages that I would recommendstaying away from, just to be
safe.
There's one called Sexted.
Wow.
Nope, there's nothing crazy onit, but it might cause an
epileptic seizure.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Sausage muttering competition Adults only.
Oh man, I want to click on that.
So goddamn bad.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
Stay close to on the top.
If you're going to clickanywhere, stay on Partypalooza.
Ling's Cars and History of theLibrary.
Speaker 5 (47:33):
Ling's Cars is where it's at.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
But I have no fucking clue what's going on on this
fucking website.
Dudes, I just had to bring itup because it's so fucking weird
.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Well, there's a sausage buttering competition.
I'm playing Tetris right now onthe website.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
First and foremost, when you go onto the site,
you're presented with an archivesearch, but I don't know what
to even search for.
You can enter your email inspots.
I wouldn't recommend it.
It looks like it continues, butI can't scroll anymore.
And there's eyeballs all over.
You can click on the eyeballs.
I have a seizure and you getaudio.
I hate that.
Yeah, you get audio.
(48:09):
If you go up to the top,there's tabs for other things.
There's games like what Dougwent to, who's in my mouth,
there's History of the Libraryand if you click on that, oh my
God, is it so fucking weird?
Speaker 5 (48:20):
And I can't read it.
Is it McShub, mcshub Sure?
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (48:23):
God.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Yeah, you can't read anything because it's just
moving and zooming in and out.
It's so fucking weird.
Sext Facility and staff Wowyeah.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Home that noise the eyeballs make is terrible, I
know.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
There's a tab called Ling's Cars and if you click on
it, this is where it's at.
Welcome to Ling's Supercars.
Cheapest cars, crazy deals AskLing now.
He's Carly's genius yeah,trusted by Dragons Den.
And none of these are reallyclickable, except if you go to
browse cars and other things.
You can click on those.
It doesn't take you anywhere,but you can click on them.
There's a man, meet Ling.
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He's the car lease genius,which is nice.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
And there's a weird I don't even know what, the I
don't know what that is eitherimage me, click me, does nothing
but this is, it's a, so it's animage of a car that's just been
absolutely fucking totaled likeoh, but it's just
Speaker 2 (49:21):
scrunched up, yeah, yeah but my god, there's no gore
, or anything but no, that'skind of what I was afraid of,
but it looks like there shouldbe.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
I mean it's just as you go to that thing that says
click me, click me, click me.
On the left side I tried toclick, you can't click it.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
Oh, you can't.
Speaker 5 (49:39):
Oh, I didn't do it before.
Ling is a bitch assmotherfucker.
Speaker 4 (49:42):
This is overtoned devil is squatting the contact
page of the library website.
Rent free yeah, we can't get atrespassing warrant on them for
the website.
We have a bounty of roughly$5,000 on this four-eyed freak.
Anyone up for the offer iswelcome to take it.
It didn't do anything before.
That was weird.
Yeah, this is just such a weirdfucking site.
Longbone yeah, longbone Library.
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John Coxelli.
Here at Longbone Library, weonly hire the best of the best.
There is a list of our mosthumbly trained and self-taught
employees john coxcelli,certified liberator and
self-proclaimed liberal since1976.
Guy andu martino, self-taughtsharpshooter and child
investigative manager,professional std enthusiast what
(50:24):
goober big coxley, big coxcellithis is just such a weird
fucking site.
This is like LHLHQ.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
And the fourth thing down says children under the age
of five must be chained to apole located outside Leashes are
provided.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
But what an interesting site.
I have no idea what's going onhere.
I feel like there's a lot.
There's free hugging nights.
There's a sewage party.
Yeah, there's a free huggingnight.
You can go there.
You can get hugs.
You can see the front desk formore information.
Dr Jeremy will be the onehugging.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
We would love your kids at Longbone Library.
Speaker 5 (51:06):
What the fuck?
Speaker 4 (51:07):
God damn it, Mike what did you even search to find
this?
You don't know.
Don't ask, that's fair.
I shouldn't.
I should know, but so I I'vestumbled across.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
The beloved child named jonathan mandel died by a
head injury under thesupervision of dr timothy.
He will be, or mr timothy, hewill be.
The parents were sued andincarcerated.
Speaker 4 (51:35):
What the fuck?
Just an absolute, youralgorithm is fucking ridiculous.
Dogs.
I love finding this weird holeof the internet.
Oh, that's great, because ithas no benefit to society.
No at all.
It's a distraction.
You don't learn anything fromit.
(51:56):
It's not even like there's astory to it, really it's just a
waste of time.
It's a waste of time, and I'vewasted everyone's time, but I'm
glad I did so.
It was an entertaining waste oftime.
Exactly, honestly, that's all Ireally have.
If I'm being totally honest,I'm very, very upset.
I have one last one that I wantto bring up slightly.
(52:17):
Now, I don't know the fullcontext, because I saw some shit
on the site that made meimmediately exit out.
I gotta say one more thingbefore we leave Please do.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
If you go to the long when was I just at Fucking
Partypalooza and go to the staffand faculty, there's John
Coxley and then oh, okay, Iwasn't paying attention,
self-taught short shooter andchild investigative manager,
professional STD enthusiast ohyeah, I like the next name
(52:46):
Goopert Big Coxley.
Speaker 4 (52:48):
Big Coxley oh, I don't like what he does for a
living, but that's okay.
But there's one last one thatat first glance super
fascinating.
I'm not going to have us pullup the website because I'm
ashamed of it, but it's calledthe St Cloud Superman.
If anyone wants to look up, Idon't recommend it, don't do it.
(53:08):
But TLDR.
It starts off innocent enoughwhere this one guy in this town
called St Cloud.
He basically dresses up asSuperman and, quote-unquote,
does a bunch of good deedsaround the city, basically like
a Phoenix Jones type.
Only this guy gets worse.
I want to do an episode ofPhoenix Jones, by the way.
We might do that in the future,we'll see.
(53:28):
It is up to you now, anyway,and we'll deny it.
Yeah, so as you go on thiswebsite, he talks about how the
whole thing is dedicated to hisfather, who was a man who did
the best for his community andwanted what was right for the
United States citizen.
Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada,yada.
And then it starts to delveinto how his dad was like a
(53:52):
chairman in like the RepublicanParty, like groupings of this
town and all this other stuffabout being a Republican and
he's like oh, my mom helpedraise me the most.
Dad unfortunately wasn't aroundtoo much because he was in the
military, but he was a staunchRepublican.
Yada, yada, yada.
And as you keep going, there'sa few things here and there
about how he helps the city andhe gets cats out of trees and
(54:13):
all this dumb shit.
And as you keep scrolling,there's talk of Nazism.
And I'm like you had to fuckingruin it.
You had this funny thing that Ithought would have been
interesting and then you had tofucking ruin it and be an
asshole and be a shitty person,and so I'm not going to
recommend anyone look into it,but that was my main thing that
(54:35):
I spent a genuine amount of timelooking into until it went into
Nazism and I got really pissedoff when that happens.
So don't look it up, but I wantto bring it to everyone's
attention because I spent a goodthree days nonstop looking at
this thing for like three hoursa day.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
Three days nonstop.
No, okay, like three hours.
They pulled a Kanye on you.
They pulled a fucking Kanye onyou Did you order a shirt?
Speaker 4 (55:00):
No, I did not order a fucking shirt, but yeah,
there's that.
So Nazis weird, but Nazi badMike, Crazy right Mike.
Speaker 5 (55:09):
I need you to know that you just to our audience
went here everybody.
Here's a big red bush buttonyou should not press.
Speaker 4 (55:18):
Yeah, I did kind of do that.
You absolutely did.
Um, I don't even know what timewe're at for this one, but I'm
assuming it's time time to go totime, I think oh, fuck, yeah,
we did it, boys and girls.
Um, well, I was padding for timewith that last one, so matt, if
you want to, at the end you canjust snip out that last bit
about superman.
I don't give a fuck, that'scompletely up to you.
Fuck hell, yeah, leave it inthe.
(55:40):
I'll give up.
Um, but yeah, I thought allthese websites were very
fascinating.
I'm glad you got you boys got alittle bit of entertainment out
of this.
Oh it, it was so much fun andmaybe I'll do this again.
Odds are I probably will,because I don't know what else
to do with some of theseepisodes.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
So here we go.
We can always do the thing I'vebeen suggesting for the last
year and a half.
No, we're not going to mentionone.
Speaker 4 (56:00):
We also do the other thing that I've been suggesting
for a year and a half.
Speaker 5 (56:04):
yeah, I don't, I I don't believe it.
I will believe it when I see it.
I'll look into it for you, budI've already okay.
Speaker 4 (56:12):
Well, no, like I want to look into it more because I
have to make the outline I thinkme and jason are the only ones
who actually fully looked intoit.
Speaker 3 (56:19):
Yeah, I have not yet I haven't touched it.
It's really interesting, it'sreally cool, but it's just a lot
, yeah, anyway it's because ofthe way it's formatted, the way
you have to research, it sucks.
It does it's garbo?
We'll look into that anothertime.
Speaker 4 (56:34):
Right now we're ending the episode.
Goodbye everyone.
I'm going to say love yourselfand take a me day every now and
then.
You deserve it, jason what doyou got?
Speaker 5 (56:46):
As always, stay fucking paranoid.
You never know if there is alady next door to you selling
personal milk baths out of herhome.
Um, if so, pause the episode.
Silly, go dive in that soundsway better than what we're doing
here.
So go experience that um andthen be paranoid by everything
else in your life.
Speaker 4 (57:07):
I guess yeah uh, matt , what you got.
Speaker 2 (57:13):
Business idea I had while I was waiting for this to
be over Open a restaurant whereeverything comes out of a pipe.
Mr Tube Steak?
Well, no, I was just thinking.
Have you ever been to one ofthose ale houses where you walk
(57:34):
up and there's like an iPadthing and you can just like pour
yourself beer?
Speaker 5 (57:37):
out of it.
Speaker 2 (57:38):
Oh yeah that, but just like soup and also beer,
just like anything that can beshoved out of like a spout.
Speaker 1 (57:47):
Please tell me that it's going to be out of one of
those machines.
Don't mix them up Cheese out oflike a spout.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
Please tell me that it's going to be out of one of
those beer pot spouts, Don't mixthem up.
Speaker 4 (57:55):
Cheese yeah, you could do cheese sauces.
Yeah, they provide you with aZiploc baggie at your table that
you can fill to go.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
Hey, there you go With like a straw you can just
shove in it.
Speaker 4 (58:05):
Mood soups.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
There you go.
Yeah, there you go.
Free idea for everybody.
Speaker 4 (58:10):
Doug, what do you got ?
Don't steal his idea though.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
Go to wwwpeensandbeanscom.
Okay.
Speaker 5 (58:22):
Have fun.
Speaker 4 (58:23):
Okay, okay, bye everyone, jesus Christ, bye
Again everyone, I guess.
Uh, no, don't stick around,we're done don't look under the
(58:52):
internet.
Don't look under the internet oh man, that fucking
brain worm is really on atangent right now I love it.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I gotta put the popcorn away because I'm still
eating it, even though I said Iwasn't going to smack, you're
gonna turn into a popcornbrother.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
You said that You're going to turn into a popcorn
brother, jesus Christ.
You said that with the sameverbiage as the what's up
brother guy.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
That's exactly what I thought of.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
What's up, brother?
Speaker 5 (01:02):
It's.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Tuesday, brother Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Man, what a time.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
All right, let's get into it.
Jesus, I got to cough it out.
I got to cough the RFK out.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
It's slithering out like a worm, pick a marker.
There's seven in four seconds.
All right, ready yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yes, Hello everyone Welcome to don't look under the
internet.
I love you.
Shut up, I love you too, fan,sit down, sit, sit sit down.
I love you too.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
What is happening we're?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
not sure anymore.
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Mike watched Megamind the other day.
Now, that's all he can think ofand I love you, random.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Citizen now I'm going to look on the internet.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Internet comedy horror podcast starring yours
truly, jason hello.
We got.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Doug, what is up, my guys, we got.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Matt cool, we got Matt.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Cool.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
We got Matt.
He's trying Fuck you we got metoo.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I'm here as well.
There we go.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Hey, Matt, remember the last time when we said that
this is the worst, yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
We're just one of ourselves.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
This one's going a little bit better.
Yeah, you say worst, I sayabout par.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
For course, I don't see a difference Exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I'm going to hit us.
I'm going to hit us with a goodold fashioned Clap Above your
head, housekeeping Gotcha bitch.
I'm going to hit us with a goodold fashioned clap.
Housekeeping gotcha bitch,there is none, oh you got us
cause we record twice.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
We were expecting housekeeping, but there wasn't
any.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I hate this, I don't enjoy this.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I need to go past this are you?
Supposed to be doing the.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Rizzler thing yeah, what's the Rizzler thing?
What does he do?
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
he shushes you and then does the jaw.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I don't know.
I'm not fucking 20 again.
I'm a 31 year old man whodoesn't understand.
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Gen Z humor.
Anyway, we have no housekeeping, we have none Straight into it,
mike, quick bird scooterStraight into it burst.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
So, instead of housekeeping, you know what
we're going to fucking do.
Instead, go right into ourtopic of our episode Boys.
I'm feeling weird today.
More weirdness, huh, I'mfeeling weird, and that means
our topics are going to be weird, but not weird instagrams or
reddits like we may have donepreviously, or in the future,
depending on how we decide to dothis.
(03:52):
Santa claus no worse than santaclaus.
It's his brother pants a clause.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, I'm glad you tried.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
I'm glad you tried because I was gonna say no, I'm
feeling weird.
So I sent the boys a couplewebsites that I made them look
up.
They never saw these websitesbefore I sent them to them and
now they get to try to describeto all of you what the fuck I
sent to them.
Um, I need you to go last.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
I know, I know.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
So I started with the last episode.
Doug, I'm going to have youstart today, okay.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
So where do we start other?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
than the beginning.
Am I right?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, so Mike sent me this website.
It's pretty stupid, Thanks.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Doug.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
So, yeah, he sends me this website.
It's called.
The URL is PackardBell95.com.
Slash fortune.
Wow, okay, if you don't knowwhat Packard Bell?
Yeah, it was a fucking computermanufacturing company.
They made some other shit too,but Usually it's.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Netscape.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
That's enough background that you.
Yeah, they had the Netscapeshit.
They actually had this.
Like when I was doing someLooking into this a bit more, I
was like looking at some PackardBell shit.
They made this like virtualhouse thing.
I don't know if you guysremember it but it was like it's
such a like a 90s like vibe,like I don't even know how to
(05:31):
describe it, but it's like every90s game summed up into one
thing, but it wasn't even a game, doesn't matter, totally off
topic, but uh.
So, yeah, you go to thispackard bell website, um, and
you are greeted with the utmostof vaporwave aesthetic.
Um and a uh, you see a fortune.
There's a little book with aquestion mark and if you click
(05:54):
that, uh, it just gives you abunch of like pop-ups, like a
bunch of like, different worded,like it says don't be afraid
with a copy cup or the medium isthe most the message.
It just says it just goesthrough a bunch.
But the whole point of this isthat if you click on the fortune
teller, it asks you if you'dlike to seek your fortune and
(06:16):
you can click no, thank you, andit'll go back, or you can hit
guide me towards my fate onceyou click on that, you get a
pop-up.
This pop-up is different everyday.
This is, it's a fortune.
You're gonna get a differentone every day.
Um, this one today.
It says small confidences, markthe onset of friendship.
Uh, yesterday it said um asmooth, long journey, great
(06:40):
expectations show.
Um, it just says somethingdifferent every day.
Now what happens is if youclick on the pop-up, it kind of
goes away.
It comes back.
You can just keep doing that,but eventually the vending
machine puts out a pop.
You can click on the soda andactually I think it does
(07:01):
something different every day.
So let's see what it does today.
So today it's filling up thescreen with green liquid.
You always see bubbles and thenyou get a butterfly.
That kind of shows up on screenafter a little bit.
Once the butterfly is there,it's.
I'm pretty sure that's like theMSN butterfly, because it takes
you into an MSN chat and you'retalking to.
(07:22):
Well, I don't know who you'retalking to, but it's Winter
player obviously asl yeah, um,it just says a bunch of stuff uh
, yesterday it was talking aboutcolors and uh, or, actually it
gives you a lucky color everyday.
It looks like, um, but yeah, itkind of just goes through some
random stuff and you know, itsays put in earplugs, your daily
(07:47):
lucky celestial body is thegreen ring nebula.
Your lucky color of the day isgreen, with a specific hex code
and you can try and click onother stuff, but really the only
thing you click on is buy.
Once you do that, it takes youback to that screen that you
were just at with the samefortune pop-up and uh, yeah, it
(08:09):
just kind of cycles through thatand you can get a new fortune
every day.
And I tried to look in, I triedto inspect the page source.
I didn't see anything too wild.
Um, there, there wasn't anylike secret stuff going on.
I tried clicking on likeliterally like damn near
everything, and there justwasn't.
There's just nothing on.
I tried clicking on literallydamn near everything and there
just wasn't.
There's just nothing else toclick on.
(08:29):
Did you do the Konami?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
code into the D-pad on the machine.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, yeah, no, I did that All that happened was.
Kirby came out of the screenand blew me.
You left that out.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
That's an important detail.
I would have led with that.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Well, I was trying to save that for my own personal
game, but I guess everybody knowthat now kirby's out of the bag
.
Now, yeah, that's it.
That's all I got on this one.
It's just a straight up.
Uh, you know someone's telling.
I don't know why it's packardbell, but it's a glimpse into
the 90s.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I thought it was a very interesting thing and I I
feel like there's more here.
We just haven't found it, uh, Ilooked and nobody has.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Everybody that's talked about this that isn't on
the site.
Uh, literally just were like,oh, that's fun, like a nice
little fortune telling thing.
Nobody has said that there'smore to this than there is, and
I couldn't find anything either.
So if you know more than I do,let me know.
But it just recycles.
Uh, the other cool thing,actually fun little tidbit.
(09:33):
Uh, if I have my sound offright now, but, um, a bunch of
the sounds they use in this arefrom, uh, fucking final fantasy
7 and Myst.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh, fuck yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
What's Myst what?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
That's a whole episode on its own.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
That's a whole episode, all by itself.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Myst and.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Riven were like the original point-and-click
mysteries they were impossible.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Myst was really cool.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
It was really fucking hard if you go look at the
source, there's a link.
There's a link in here toagoraroadcom, which is like a
forum, and the person who claimsthey created this website it's
name is MySpaceTom full circleyeah, I saw that.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
I forgot to mention that.
I did see that yesterday.
I didn't know what to do withthis, though Cause everyone's
friend Tom.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
There's something about keys to the secret Agora
chat room.
I'm out of my element here.
This is a corner of theinternet.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
I don't know what Agora Road is.
I feel like I've heard thatname before I didn't know what
this was like.
I feel like I've heard thatname before.
I didn't know if this was likeAgora Road.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Why do I fucking recognize that term?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I feel like a boomer parent looking at.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Hey man, it'll happen to us sooner than later.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
We're closer to that.
No idea what's going on here.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It looked like a normal forum, so that's why I
didn't really go into it.
Well, not normal, I guess.
So that's why I didn't reallygo into it.
Well, not normal, I guess.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
That's not the correct word for this but I
didn't know if this had anythingto do directly with it or not.
It's a Macintosh cafe.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
I've used it on a topic in the past.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
I don't remember what , though it goes over all sorts
of hidden internet, deadinternet theory.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Here's a turkey bathing in a Denny's coffee cup.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Oh yeah, that looks comfortable, man is chilling.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Man's is chilling.
Agora Road's MacintoshVaporwave Cafe.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Yeah.
Yeah, it's very weird, I don'tknow.
I thought it was an interestingsite and I fully did not know
if there was more to it or not.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Oh shit, agora was a darknet market operating around
the Tor network, not anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Now it's whatever the fuck, this is I'm sure somebody
will show up in our Discord andeducate us as to what we've
missed.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I hope so.
I love when people do that.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
You're the only one.
I just enjoy it.
I like the aesthetic.
I love me a good vaporwaveaesthetic boy, I tell you what
um all right well if that's whatyou're at.
Um, I'll go first because Iwant, I want jason to go last.
I know, matt, I love yours, soI want you to go before jason.
(12:19):
I want to save the best onesfor last.
I guess I'll next here, so youknow mine was bad.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
No, I couldn't find any more to it.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I couldn't find any more to it other than what you
talked about, so I figured thatyou wouldn't have much more to
bring to the table.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I think there's more to Doug's than mine.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Oh, that's good.
Well, I like the aesthetic ofyours better.
It's a better joke.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
Well, that's good.
Well, I like the aesthetic ofyours better.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
It's a better joke Well it's a joke.
Doug's isn't really a joke.
Anyway, please continue.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
So mine is called diagramwebsite, and if you go to
diagramwebsite this is prettymuch the roadmap of the Internet
.
Speaker 5 (13:00):
Oh my God, it's a Venn diagram for the Internet.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Kind of yeah.
So when I say it's a Venndiagram for the internet, kind
of yeah.
So when I say it's a road map,I mean it is.
You can follow a line and picka line on here and it'll go
through a bunch of differenttype of themed websites that you
can find along the internetbasically everything that you
could find entertaining on theinternet is here the topic.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
Tiles are wild.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I know they're all over the place, kind of I know
they're all over the place, kindof like a map, they're all over
the map, and there's a bunch ofreally random ones on here that
I thoroughly enjoyed.
I haven't looked at all ofthese, obviously, because
there's way too much shit here,but one that I thought was very
interesting.
Way at the bottom right there'sone called Cyber Witches Under
the myth.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Under myth one called cyber witches under the myth,
myth, under myth, and itliterally talks about how, which
overlaps with ecology andatmosphere and technomancy and
like there's a lot of shit here,um, but tldr under cyber
witches.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
It basically tells you about how the new age of
like dark magic and everythingcan be done over the internet
and you can become a witch onthe internet and use the
internet in your spells isn'tthe whole thing about witchcraft
is like spoken word holds power, sure.
Sure, now the nice thing aboutthis site is it looks a little
gobbledygooked right now becauseit's a map.
It's kind of all over the place.
(14:14):
Down at the bottom left you cansee there's other areas you can
go and you can just view theindex where it basically gives
you a fucking Excel, where it itgives you the name of
everything that's on there.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
the link and it gives you how to hack my neighbor's
wi-fi.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
This is I'm afraid none of it's like from.
I've clicked on like a dozen ofthese already.
Not a single one I found so far.
12 of them are safe man, yeah,uh, not one that I found so far
is like nudie or not safe forwork, so weird computer.
What about that one?
Thatie or not safe for work,weird computer.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
What about that one that's marked not safe for work?
Where do you see that?
I don't Okay, I'm just lying.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
What about the one that says big boobies here?
It's just titscom.
Okay, there's one on here Likethere's a whole area that's just
fun.
And it's area that's just fun,it's just the goofy things that
you can find on the internet.
There's a whole website,there's silly, useless software
that you can download softwareon your site on your computer,
(15:11):
and it's like those old early2000s where you can download an
icon and the icon will movearound.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Just stupid shit, it's stupid.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
There's clickers where you click on it and
there's a button that just saysclick here, and you click on it
and it would just be like youclicked a button, it activated
this.
You clicked a button, thebutton changed color.
You clicked a button, it movedup.
It's just silly.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
The best one I've ever seen for a clicker website
was just a big red button andwhen you clicked it it told you
how many times you've clicked itOnce.
That's it.
It's a very fascinating site.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
I highly recommend just taking time to website is a
room.
That one is interesting.
Uh, I looked at that the otherday but I couldn't find too much
into it.
Um, it's very weird.
Speaker 5 (15:53):
It it's definitely like you can make you can build
a house on the internet.
All of these are so strange,but they're words, what, what?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
the fuck.
The strangeness goes evenfurther, because not only does
this site itself, not only isthis site itself strange and
entertaining, but down at thebottom you can submit websites.
If you go to info, it'll tellyou info on the creators A
project by Christopher Tijal, ifI want to say, and Elliot Cost.
(16:25):
It's weirder, though, in Athens.
If you click on Christopher,it'll take you to his website
that he's created forCloudMoronmanagement.
It's underwater, mop it all up.
It's all underwater.
You click it, it flushes thewater and it'll tell you hey,
(16:45):
this website is a surreal estateholding company.
And then it goes on to say,yeah, it goes on to say this
website is flooding with water.
There's other websites that arealso flooding with water.
We need your help to preventmore websites from flooding with
water.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
This seems like the type of thing that gets super
baked and be like yeah, I'llfucking help.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
It's so fucking funny .
Speaker 5 (17:07):
I almost had.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
That is so loud.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
I know.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I've almost got the water levels falling.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
But you can go from here and then it's like here's a
list of other websites and youhave to help keep the water
levels low and on this it has acounter on some of these
websites where it's like this is78% full of water, this one's
2%.
And if you go to these sites ithas this flooded animation and
it's like click the water todrain it and you gotta click it
to drain it and then if you goback you see the counter like oh
(17:34):
, it went from 100% down to 99%and that's your job.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
It's to drain the water.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
I feel like you.
You just stumble across a jobthat doesn't pay me, and all
these other websites on herethat this cloudlordmanagement
manages are other websites youcan go to.
There's internetphonebooknet Ifyou go there it's a physical
infrastructure, for it's aphonebook.
It's a phonebook.
Yeah, it's so fucking weird.
It's very yellow, but there'sjust shit.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
It's got a few pages too.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
It is so wild to me Operated by Chris, and it's like
hello, I'm Chris, and if you goback enough, go back.
If you go to info again, if yougo to Elliot this time around,
you'll find Elliot's computer.
You can browse Elliot'scomputer, and if you browse his
computer, there's a whole listof different variations of his
(18:28):
computer, always in motion.
What?
Always in motion?
It's constantly moving.
There's a blurry version ofElliot's computer.
It's the exact same thing, justblurry, like it is so fucking
weird.
And this guy's whole thing isthat domains are expensive, so
why not use subdomains foreverything?
And so he has a list ofsubdomains that he's like
(18:50):
everyone should just use these.
There's a bunch of grayed outones I'm still adding to this
site and I'm adding these.
So these have all been proposedwithin the last two months,
december is when he's making allof these these are all new the
website itself, thediagramwebsite that was made in
2023.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Yeah, that's my big question here is why, yeah, like
I'm fascinated by all of this.
I'm like this is actuallypretty impressive, isn't it?
As long as I know why it'shappening, I think.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
I like the idea of a roadmap of the internet.
That is super cool.
I love that concept and I lovethat you can go on here and be
like let's go to the funcategory and you can just find
something dumb, useless and yeahuseless website, let's click on
it.
Take me to a useless website,please.
Okay.
Where are we going?
Sliding toys.
It's a puzzle.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
You just make a puzzle.
Yeah, like genuinely, this isjust stumble upon, yeah, kind of
With more direction.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
But you can like learn shit from this too.
Like there's stuff on hereabout, like ecology where you
learn stuff about ecology.
You can go to the green web.
The green web you can go toplaces like there's a whole text
genre that goes into small aswell.
All of this it's like a venndiagram.
Like you were saying before.
There's the damaged earthcatalog as well.
(20:07):
That is in a bunch of these andthe damaged earth one's very
fascinating to me.
I wasn't able to look too muchinto it I would.
I would enjoy this we are humans, we might as well get used to
it.
So far remotely done.
Power and glory as viagovernment, big business, formal
education, church, hassucceeded to the point where
gross profits obscure actualloss.
In response to this dilemma andto these losses, a realm of
(20:29):
intimate community power.
Uh, community power isdeveloping power of communities
to conduct their own education,find their own inspiration,
shape their own environment,shape their knowledge with
others, practice that aid, uh,this processes are sought and
promoted by the damaged earthcatalog and if you go to any of
these, like degrowth, forexample, gives you a big old
(20:50):
fucking explanation as to what'sgoing on with the degrowth of
the internet.
You can go back, appropriatetechnology, you can learn about
appropriate technologies thatwere around in the 1970s, and so
on and so forth.
Why should we?
Speaker 5 (21:01):
oh my, this is cool if you'll learn a lot, that's
for sure.
There's just so much shit here.
I don't want to do that.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
You can find wikis, random wikis, on here.
Random chat rooms.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Multiplayer publish, and those are the two, and
there's a wiki for that.
Sure, what does that even mean?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
There's Special Fish.
Special Fish is a communityword processor for writing,
poetry, journaling and logging,brought to you by users like you
.
How, like you can.
Just let's just get out of herepbs.
It's just a bunch of weird shit, but I'm fascinated that not a
single website on here is some,like you know, known site.
They're all these weirdunderground solar protocol.
(21:40):
So, yeah, it's just weird shitand I'm I'm so fucking here for
it.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
I feel like there's a whole category just for retro
social networks.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
There's drugs involved there, it's all 100%.
Speaker 5 (21:55):
Adderall at the very least.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
But I highly recommend anyone going on here
and just exploring just a little, because John Carpenter, jr
Carpenter, anyone going on here?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
and just exploring just a little because.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
The fuck.
Yeah, it's just John Carpenter.
Jr Carpenter I have.
It's just fascinating.
I'm in this rabbit hole of Idon't even know what the fuck
I'm looking at, right now, Iknow, I know it's fascinating,
right Like once you, once youstart, this is pretty fucking
great yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
This is just a list of websites that are not any
larger than 256 kilobytes, likewhy why not, is what you should
be asking yourself.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
All right, do you think?
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (22:31):
they?
I don't even know.
Are they just ai making allthis shit?
Is that what's happening here?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
no, I don't think so.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I mean it seems curated and like I don't know, I
guess, I guess, yeah, I, Idon't know how to tell, even if,
if, if they were, yeah, just somuch.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Of this just seems meaningless and useless.
Like I don't, yeah butinteresting.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
For example, I went to oh fuck, where did it go?
Oh, if you go to like thebottom, uh, like left corner,
there's one that's sorry audiopeople uh, if you click that and
then just like pick a randomthing inside of the geosities or
geocities I don't even know um,everything just looks like fake
(23:16):
or like it was someone's old90s website, I don't even know
that's what geocities was,though it's like a it was like a
website hoster where you couldgo make.
It was like the square space ofhis day that's where I made my
first website nice, like if youjust scroll down and just pick
(23:36):
on, pick any topic like below,it'll just bring you into a
weird one, or like it'll justbring up these random shits yeah
, I'm just.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
This is kind of what GeoCities was, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
It'll just bring up these random shits.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Yeah, I'm just this is kind of what GeoCities was.
I don't know, GeoCities waslike that era that we've covered
a lot.
Yeah, these are from the 90s,where it was like internet
because we can.
Yes, there was a guy talkingabout bears, which is kind of
(24:08):
what this whole thing feels like, but it's a lot of this was
done and like.
Well, it was started in 2019,but like years after that, like
it's like internet, because wecan 20 years later.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
I don't understand I'm just I'm really glad that
this exists, just because it'sso we do what we must.
Speaker 5 (24:30):
It's so it's wholesome content.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
I mean, I appreciate that yes it's so weird it hasn't
tried to sell me anything yetyeah, there's nothing, there's
no advertising to try to sell meanything.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
You're not gonna see something fucking disgusting and
gross.
You're not gonna see someonegetting beheaded.
You're not gonna see a bunch ofporn Like it's legitimately
interesting shit.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I know I had to stumble across anything not safe
for work on that, Like it.
Just it's a fascinating project.
Give me 20 minutes.
It's a fascinating project andI don't know why it exists, but
I'm really glad that it does.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Um, I'm trying to speed run porn here.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Best viewed of speed run porn here.
Best viewed with netscape 3.0at 800 by 600.
Oh, yeah, yeah, uh, highlyrecommend it.
I just want to bring it tolight because, again, very
fascinating stuff there.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
I'm gonna stumble on that.
I'm gonna fucking not doanything that day because I'm
there, yeah, um matt what yougot for boy.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Let me tell you boy.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
I have a website.
It's fitting that we ended upon GeoCities, because that's
kind of what I got for you.
Right now, what I got for youis a GeoCities website that is
McDonaldsHamburgercom now, ifyou go to McDonaldsHamburgercom,
you're going to be redirectedto McDonaldsHamburger Ne.
Now, if you go toMcDonaldshamburgercom, you're
going to be redirected toMcDonaldshamburgerneocitiesorg,
(25:51):
which is like a more modernversion, a more better version.
Yeah, and it is a 90s-asslooking website with these
hamburger models and it saysWelcome toaldshamburgercom,
welcome to mcdonaldshamburgercom.
(26:12):
The background is like planetsin space it says you're visiting
my dream and then somethingunderneath that.
There's a lot going on here, butwhat is very important to note
is that this website is notaffiliated with mcdonald's the
hamburger restaurant in to noteis that this website is not
affiliated with McDonald's, thehamburger restaurant In fact,
the creator of this website hasnever even eaten their
(26:33):
hamburgers and this is merely acoincidence and he would have
actually appreciated if thelegal action against him would
stop, because he doesn't meanany infringement by what's going
on here.
In fact, what he bought thiswebsite for was to promote his
friend McDonald, who likeshamburgers.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
This is another South 32 fucking toy.
It's kind of like that.
I just know it.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
So he has a friend named McDonaldald and he wanted
to buy him a website, andmcdonald likes hamburgers so he
called it mcdonaldshamburgerscom.
Um, he also owns arby'spastramicom, which, if you go to
army's pastramicom, you're justgonna get this youtube video of
this guy.
And in the youtube video he'slike ranting about McDonald's
(27:27):
and he's like is McDonald's evenreal I?
And then he like claims that hetried to go into one and that,
uh, the cashier yelled at himand he took his penis out.
And then was the cashier theother guy.
Um, yep, no, this guy, the guywho owns McDonald'surgercom took
his penis out um, you're gonnafind out by clicking around on
(27:51):
stuff in here that his favoritecryptid is vince mcmahon.
Yeah that his favorite crypt ismcs this mcmahon.
You're gonna find out that thisis owned by a comedian named
sam labuti labuti um and he youcan find his YouTube channel
here.
He has a stand-up routine onhis YouTube channel.
He's a funny guy.
(28:12):
He has a very dry, absurdistsense of humor.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Oh, I love that.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
And you can find his YouTube channel, you can find
his Instagram account, but yeah,I mean, that's pretty much the
gist of it, right like it's just.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
It's a website that he claims he bought for his
friend and now he owns.
Now he owns mcdonaldshamburgercom yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I receive calls late into the night from a man who
only breathes into the receiverand does not answer any of my
questions.
I think this is related to theMcDonald's.
I like that you called it theMcDonald's the.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
McDonald's.
I tested the.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
It's like this doesn't work on mobile.
I tested it on my Motorola Razrand it looks like shit.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
This is peak humor this is great because,
Speaker 5 (29:12):
yeah I'm here for because why not?
If you guys have not figuredthe theme of the week out, it is
because why?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
not.
There's a link here that saysnext site and if you click on it
, nothing happens.
I don't even think there's alink.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
I think it's actually in the image behind hell yeah,
please email if you would liketo advertise on this.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
We gotta get into that.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
We gotta advertise on this logo down here in the
corner absolutely.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Just shove it into the background.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
So there's a, there's a marketing technique that we
should try is just find fuckingobscure ass sites like this and
be like just put our shit onthere.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
We should just start buying up tons of websites Like
we just like.
Let's find all the like topwebsites and then like change
one letter Like someone wouldlike, accidentally you know
that's called domain squattingand it's illegal.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Yeah, well, the guy in the 90s got in trouble South
32.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
We had a whole episode on this.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Oh yeah, what is that guy up to?
Are we on the?
Speaker 5 (30:10):
shit list.
Yet I have not received a ceaseand desist or any type of
lawsuit.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I'm going to stop sharing this screen in case he's
done something.
He's listening, south 32.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
Oh yeah, it goes somewhere else now.
Yeah, I think he's onto histhird 32.9 oh it takes you.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
It takes you to like a construction company, which I
think is like wrapped up in thiswhole weird yeah, yep it seems
like the actual somebody new?
Speaker 5 (30:42):
schizo dump page is gone well good because, holy
shit, that was a nightmare totrawl through.
Speaker 4 (30:47):
No, that was amazing.
Speaker 5 (30:48):
It was fun.
That story was a lot of fun,but lord was that hard to look
at.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
I can't remember which one of us found that, but
I'm happy we did.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
Anyway, thank you for the burger, and now I want a
burger.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
You know what goes really well with a burger.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
Oh my god, what Jason A bathtub full of milk.
Wash down that burger with abathtub full of milk.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
It's just a small bathtub full of milk.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
What did you just give him?
Tub girl?
Is that what happened?
Speaker 2 (31:22):
What the fuck am I looking at?
Oh, you know, I don't think Ican show this on twitch because
that's technically a nipple,even though technically that's
nudity fuck that's so stupid?
Speaker 5 (31:35):
uh, okay, so mike sent me bathe in my milkcom.
You might be able to get awaywith sharing it.
You might, and we might just beI don't know, I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
I don't know what the current status on that is, but
I know male nipples have gottenpeople banned in the past, so
I'm not gonna there's okay, Isee there are two pictures that
don't have any nipples.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Scroll to the bottom, let's just share that holy crap
.
The fourth picture and the oneat the very bottom is the worst
one.
Oh, it's the worst one by far.
Damn, scroll the tab.
Anyways, I know you guys areprobably asking yourselves what
the fuck are you talking about.
Well, if you go tobatheinmymilkcom, you are
(32:22):
literally going to get eightimages of this woman on.
This lady, older woman,standing in a kind of dingy
looking white sleeping gown.
Very, very ghostly, very ghostly, very strange, but each one of
these pictures she's never inthe same fucking position.
(32:43):
It's not like she has like aplace she stands for this, it's
just wherever she might be,which has all sorts of questions
all over that, but we're notgoing to go into that.
And she's standing next todifferent men that are inside a
bathtub that is in the center ofthe room.
Okay, it's not attached to awall, it is literally sitting in
(33:03):
the center of the fucking roomand they are sitting in what
looks like a bathtub full ofmilk I can't even reach the site
that's probably better doug now.
That's.
That's all that's here.
You could the very bottom.
It says if you would like toreserve a spot to bathe, please.
(33:25):
It says, please, email me rightaway and so however, you figure
out pretty quickly this is notactually an advertisement to
bathe and milk, because if youclick on it you go to a patreon
for someone named alan wagnercomedy.
The comedian creates stuff, um,and if you look into this a
little bit deeper, um, andactually if you head on over to
(33:50):
r slash, true wagner, which isthe subreddit for alan wagner,
you're gonna find all sorts ofthings that this person has
created and you discover thatthe, so this website, was
actually the, the secondarypoint of contact for these,
because the first way you foundout about this was random
(34:11):
fucking flyers stapled totelephone poles in your town.
And like literally it would showthis.
It said you have the optionbetween soy almond and natural
or original.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Original Original recipe, which is terrifying
almond and natural or originaloriginal original recipe
original recipe, which isterrifying.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Um, apparently several, several news outlets
from both the uk and here havetried to get in contact with
this individual to legitimatelysee if this is a service that
they can do.
Um, one milk, please.
Turns out it is not.
You cannot actually reserve amilk bath.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Through this website.
Through this website, is therean app?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (34:55):
The app is in development, imilk, and it
brings the bath to you.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Uber milk, uber tub.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
I don't think anything is actually going to
come of this.
I think it's just done for thesake of comedy and because this
man, alan wagner, has made somany flyers like so fucking many
.
Um, if you look at thissubreddit, the first thing
you're going to see is somethingwritten in spanish or
portuguese, I'm not sure.
(35:23):
I actually think it might beportuguese.
No it.
It translates to have you beenhaving strange dreams?
oh no oh no just saying thisthis was a very open and mystery
that we decided to start thisshow off with.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yet here we are finding a and now, this is how
we end it.
Speaker 5 (35:47):
Goodbye everyone, goodbye, we're done um, I'm not
sure if this is actually tied tohim.
A lot of people are speculating.
It's in the same style as allof his other flyers.
Um, but here's another one justin case.
Actually, this is valentine'sday, did just happen not too
long ago.
Um, this valentine's day, gether a gun.
It's a postcard of a gun, or awatch that's been modified to.
(36:14):
It actually holds a gun as well.
Oh, sick, you just wear it onyour wrist.
Um says it's the new era andblank, blank, blank shop shop
now sells guns to women.
Elegant round handle, silenthole.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
Bullet window.
I have a silent hole.
You can watch it fly through.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
Voice activated trigger and a special chamber to
store husband's note.
And it's designed by Wilbur,our newest gunsmith.
Wilbur is from the generationof gun makers what, and we are
proud to learn from his freshperspectives as we continue to
evolve with the changing timesinto the future.
But yeah, if you'd like a gunfor a woman, this is where you
(36:57):
go.
Apparently there's anotherflyer that says there is a hole
in my yard filled with a soup Iladle and ladle but it keeps
refilling.
Where is the source?
I am scared to investigate.
And then underneath it says cupthree dollars, bowl six dollars
.
It's pretty great um, yeah, Imean, it's a bunch of stuff like
(37:18):
this.
He'll mail person, like likeactual mailers, to people like
there was a whole campaign thathe sent out.
Um, that it just said one freefavor from your neighbor,
william.
He sent it to everybody thatlived like within like a mile
radius of him.
It's.
They said he printed these,these metal coins called william
coin, willy coin, and they'vegot his face on them and it's it
(37:42):
literally says hello.
This is the authorities ofGainesville.
Our records indicate yourecently received a William coin
which can be redeemed for afree favor from William.
Not going to doxy here.
Unfortunately, someone usedtheir William coin to request
(38:02):
that William set their enemydogs on fire.
Luckily, we arrived just intime to stop the event.
The enemy's dog was unharmed.
We're letting William go, sincewe know he was just doing it
because of the William coin.
However, we are forbiddinganyone from redeeming any
further William coins due to theman's request which was
inappropriate, interesting andit's literally just shit like
this.
Speaker 4 (38:22):
I wish I had the time to just put a random flyers
around my neighborhood.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
That's the only thing I keep thinking of.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
There's so much like look at this, this is the you
can't find, just like a randomsaturday where you could just
drive around, just put flyers Imight have to do this now like
there are so many flyers.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
This guy has made easily 200 flyers, easy, um, and
he keeps making them.
Um, there's like wanted ads,like he asks for a piano lesson
simply because he doesn't knowhow to sit down, like that's the
real lesson is.
Apparently he needs lessons onhow to sit down, but he needs a
piano teacher to teach him.
That's right, it's just thisweird absurdist comedy that he
(38:59):
happens to just post up inpublic and confuse the
ever-living hell out of peopleand news outlets alike,
apparently I am a thousandpercent here for that kind of
Tom foolery yeah it's.
It's if you want a good time andit's sweet, it's short.
Like you don't need to lookinto lore, you just take the
flyer for what it is.
They're fucking hilarious, ifthat's.
If you like absurdist comedy,go check out r slash.
(39:22):
True Wagner has a pretty solidgrasp on all of his work.
Or you can just go to bathe inmy milkcom.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
A lot of comedians tonight, lots.
It's almost like I did that on.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
We can learn a thing or two.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
Purpose.
Yeah, I, now that you got outyour thing out of the way.
Speaker 5 (39:41):
Mike has a surprise topic.
Speaker 4 (39:42):
I have two, no three.
I have three surprise topics.
No, I just have three littleitty bitty boys, and by itty
bitty boys I mean they're veryweird sites that I wanted to
bring up just because we're thethree itty bitty boys.
There's four of us, but you guysare my three itty bitty boys.
These are a couple sites.
One is silly, Two are kind ofoff the fucking wall.
(40:04):
I would love for us to divedeeper into these, but I do not
know how we could ever do that.
So I just want to bring theseto the fucking world's attention
, and by the world I mean thefucking seven people that listen
to us.
So the first one I want tobring up is called undermoundcom
, and if you go to undermoundcomit is a very, very weird site
(40:25):
that says all roads lead toundermount.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
If you scroll down it's just a list of a bunch of
Under your mom's pubic mound.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
Dude, you fucking got him, bro Got him.
It's a bunch of imagery.
It's just a bunch of imagery,but for each picture you click
on, any one of them takes you toa completely different page
that has to do with that imagebut doesn't.
At the same time, it's like avideo.
It's a legit video.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
Yeah, I thought it was just a gif.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
No, it's a video and every single one of them is
different.
Some are videos, others arewebsites where it's like a game
you can play.
What if it was about AI?
Speaker 3 (41:07):
I don't know, but it's like a game.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
You can play a video game on here.
What it does, I don't fuckingknow, but there's a bunch of
these and each one is different.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
Big, friendly and three-eyed.
I feel like I'm inside likeReboot, except.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
I know yes.
Speaker 4 (41:26):
It's fucking nuts dude and every single image is
different.
That's what is crazy to me.
Every single one of these issomething new.
Now, not all of my games.
Like I said, some are.
Some are videos.
I can't there is an option downat the bottom there's a button
that says this way, and if youclick it it goes off welcome,
(41:46):
yeah if you click it it goes offGood welcome.
If you click it it says goodwelcome and you can.
It's down another fuckingrabbit hole.
There's one that says enter.
You go on that and it sayscontinue to the undermount or go
to the exit, to the gallery.
There's a button that just saysbutton.
If you click on it collect thetabs.
It's just what is this.
Speaker 5 (42:05):
Oh my god, this is a drug site.
There's so much weird shit here.
This is 100% a hallucinogenicsite.
Probably he said collect allthe tabs.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
There's a dude holding a tab of medicine on his
fucking tongue.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
This is totally meant to.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Oh my god, this is totally meant to explore when
you're on some kind ofhallucinogen Interesting.
Speaker 4 (42:27):
Big love and buh-bye for now, it says like 100
everything you click on takesyou somewhere that's both wild
as fuck but oddly diving, withfloaties, oddly detailed.
It's, you know, pixel art, thatthere was some thought put into
every single little thing andit like it, ecstasy somehow yeah
(42:49):
, I mean, that'll just happen.
That'll just fucking happen.
Dude, whoa, look at dude whatthe hell yeah but I just want to
bring that one up because it'sfucking bananas.
Um it's.
I had to tell someone about it.
I I stumbled across that and Iwas like that was made.
(43:11):
I can't, I can't yeah, I can'tgive this to one of the guys to
look up, but I also can't ignorethat this exists I have to talk
about.
I have to talk about it fair.
Um.
Another more simple one that Iwanted to bring up is just
cheeseverseorg.
Now, if you go tocheeseverseorg, you can explore
and savor the world of cheese.
(43:32):
At Cheeseverse, we offer a widerange of reviews about
delicious cheese varieties fromdifferent countries and cultures
.
Discover new flavors, texturesand aromas and indulge in your
taste buds.
You can search for shit on here, like if you just search like
Gouda, you'll get reviews.
Reviews of Gouda.
Not fucking Braille Looks likeit.
(43:53):
No, it's Morse code.
What in the hell yeah noteverything you Google or search
is going to lead you anywhere.
It's very weird and hit andmiss.
I've found many that work, butyou can go to posts and it just
takes you to nothingness andit's just a very Test one you
can download.
Don't click that.
No, I'm not clicking any ofthis shit on here.
(44:14):
I highly recommend not clickingon anything here, but it's just
what is this Deadline giveaway.
Yeah, Like what is this site?
Cheese socks.
What is that?
You know what it is?
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Is this cheese?
Speaker 1 (44:28):
or a science experiment.
Speaker 4 (44:33):
What is that?
You know what it is.
You know it's a scienceexperiment.
What is happening in here?
I'm telling you, dude.
I stumbled across some weirdshit and I needed to tell people
about it.
There's this fucker cheesegiveaway.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
Deadline is january hey, well, I have a podcast if
you can't hold your audiencecaptive and talk at them about
weird cheeses eas Easter egg.
Speaker 4 (44:49):
Did you know cheese verse has a hidden Easter egg?
If you're a star Wars fan, youmight want to check this out.
Head over to cheese verseorgand look closely.
Not everyone will find it, butif you do, may the cheese be
with you.
Speaker 5 (45:01):
What, what.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
It's just such a weird site and you're going to
learn about.
I know what site and you canlearn about.
I know what you can learn aboutcheese.
You can just learn aboutcutting a giant cheese wheel in
half there's, so not off topic.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
This is actually on topic.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
You can make an account on here yeah, you can,
and it also has links to TikTok,so this is a relatively this.
Speaker 5 (45:26):
I don't know why, but I feel like there's a video
that exists of a man going intoa cheese shop in like
Switzerland or some shit and hetries to buy one of those giant
like parmesan wheels and thelike oh yeah, the guy's like no,
he's just like yelling at himand like what the fuck are you
talking about?
He's like I want to buy thiswhole wheel.
Speaker 4 (45:44):
He's like, no, get the fuck out but this is updated
because it's linked to, like,relatively recent TikToks and
stuff, so this thing getsupdated.
About cheese, yeah, aboutcheese, don't forget, and it
gives you a history of cheese,the making process of cheese,
pairings, recommendations andfun facts.
(46:04):
Did you know the world's mostexpensive cheese is made from
donkey milk.
In Serbia it's called Pule andcan cost over $1,000 per
kilogram.
This is just a weird fuckingsite.
Everything you didn't want toknow about cheese.
Speaker 5 (46:17):
Everything you didn't want to know about cheese.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
I submitted a review but it didn't show up.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Well, that sucks and I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Try again later, I guess Probably because I spelled
Gouda wrong.
Probably oh your post will bereviewed and may take some time
to process before it becomesvisible on the site.
So you're telling me somebodymanually reviewed test123,
test123?
.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
I hope and said yes, this is good, this is the shit
I'm fucking talking about.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
I have one more site that I want to talk about, and
this one is probably one of themost off-the-fucking-wall sites
I have ever seen in my life.
It is called hell dot, longbone library dot.
Oh hell yes.
Now, if you go here warningyou're gonna experience some
shit, so be careful, I have noidea should I be sharing?
(47:04):
You can.
There's nothing, there's nolike imagery on here.
Really, that's like disturbingyou might get a xenobite there's
pages that I would recommendstaying away from, just to be
safe.
There's one called Sexted.
Wow.
Nope, there's nothing crazy onit, but it might cause an
epileptic seizure.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Sausage muttering competition Adults only.
Oh man, I want to click on that.
So goddamn bad.
Speaker 4 (47:28):
Stay close to on the top.
If you're going to clickanywhere, stay on Partypalooza.
Ling's Cars and History of theLibrary.
Speaker 5 (47:33):
Ling's Cars is where it's at.
Speaker 4 (47:35):
But I have no fucking clue what's going on on this
fucking website.
Dudes, I just had to bring itup because it's so fucking weird
.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Well, there's a sausage buttering competition.
I'm playing Tetris right now onthe website.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
First and foremost, when you go onto the site,
you're presented with an archivesearch, but I don't know what
to even search for.
You can enter your email inspots.
I wouldn't recommend it.
It looks like it continues, butI can't scroll anymore.
And there's eyeballs all over.
You can click on the eyeballs.
I have a seizure and you getaudio.
I hate that.
Yeah, you get audio.
(48:09):
If you go up to the top,there's tabs for other things.
There's games like what Dougwent to, who's in my mouth,
there's History of the Libraryand if you click on that, oh my
God, is it so fucking weird?
Speaker 5 (48:20):
And I can't read it.
Is it McShub, mcshub Sure?
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (48:23):
God.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
Yeah, you can't read anything because it's just
moving and zooming in and out.
It's so fucking weird.
Sext Facility and staff Wowyeah.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Home that noise the eyeballs make is terrible, I
know.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
There's a tab called Ling's Cars and if you click on
it, this is where it's at.
Welcome to Ling's Supercars.
Cheapest cars, crazy deals AskLing now.
He's Carly's genius yeah,trusted by Dragons Den.
And none of these are reallyclickable, except if you go to
browse cars and other things.
You can click on those.
It doesn't take you anywhere,but you can click on them.
There's a man, meet Ling.
(49:02):
He's the car lease genius,which is nice.
Speaker 5 (49:06):
And there's a weird I don't even know what, the I
don't know what that is eitherimage me, click me, does nothing
but this is, it's a, so it's animage of a car that's just been
absolutely fucking totaled likeoh, but it's just
Speaker 2 (49:21):
scrunched up, yeah, yeah but my god, there's no gore
, or anything but no, that'skind of what I was afraid of,
but it looks like there shouldbe.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
I mean it's just as you go to that thing that says
click me, click me, click me.
On the left side I tried toclick, you can't click it.
Speaker 4 (49:38):
Oh, you can't.
Speaker 5 (49:39):
Oh, I didn't do it before.
Ling is a bitch assmotherfucker.
Speaker 4 (49:42):
This is overtoned devil is squatting the contact
page of the library website.
Rent free yeah, we can't get atrespassing warrant on them for
the website.
We have a bounty of roughly$5,000 on this four-eyed freak.
Anyone up for the offer iswelcome to take it.
It didn't do anything before.
That was weird.
Yeah, this is just such a weirdfucking site.
Longbone yeah, longbone Library.
(50:03):
John Coxelli.
Here at Longbone Library, weonly hire the best of the best.
There is a list of our mosthumbly trained and self-taught
employees john coxcelli,certified liberator and
self-proclaimed liberal since1976.
Guy andu martino, self-taughtsharpshooter and child
investigative manager,professional std enthusiast what
(50:24):
goober big coxley, big coxcellithis is just such a weird
fucking site.
This is like LHLHQ.
Speaker 2 (50:34):
And the fourth thing down says children under the age
of five must be chained to apole located outside Leashes are
provided.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
But what an interesting site.
I have no idea what's going onhere.
I feel like there's a lot.
There's free hugging nights.
There's a sewage party.
Yeah, there's a free huggingnight.
You can go there.
You can get hugs.
You can see the front desk formore information.
Dr Jeremy will be the onehugging.
Speaker 2 (51:01):
We would love your kids at Longbone Library.
Speaker 5 (51:06):
What the fuck?
Speaker 4 (51:07):
God damn it, Mike what did you even search to find
this?
You don't know.
Don't ask, that's fair.
I shouldn't.
I should know, but so I I'vestumbled across.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
The beloved child named jonathan mandel died by a
head injury under thesupervision of dr timothy.
He will be, or mr timothy, hewill be.
The parents were sued andincarcerated.
Speaker 4 (51:35):
What the fuck?
Just an absolute, youralgorithm is fucking ridiculous.
Dogs.
I love finding this weird holeof the internet.
Oh, that's great, because ithas no benefit to society.
No at all.
It's a distraction.
You don't learn anything fromit.
(51:56):
It's not even like there's astory to it, really it's just a
waste of time.
It's a waste of time, and I'vewasted everyone's time, but I'm
glad I did so.
It was an entertaining waste oftime.
Exactly, honestly, that's all Ireally have.
If I'm being totally honest,I'm very, very upset.
I have one last one that I wantto bring up slightly.
(52:17):
Now, I don't know the fullcontext, because I saw some shit
on the site that made meimmediately exit out.
I gotta say one more thingbefore we leave Please do.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
If you go to the long when was I just at Fucking
Partypalooza and go to the staffand faculty, there's John
Coxley and then oh, okay, Iwasn't paying attention,
self-taught short shooter andchild investigative manager,
professional STD enthusiast ohyeah, I like the next name
(52:46):
Goopert Big Coxley.
Speaker 4 (52:48):
Big Coxley oh, I don't like what he does for a
living, but that's okay.
But there's one last one thatat first glance super
fascinating.
I'm not going to have us pullup the website because I'm
ashamed of it, but it's calledthe St Cloud Superman.
If anyone wants to look up, Idon't recommend it, don't do it.
(53:08):
But TLDR.
It starts off innocent enoughwhere this one guy in this town
called St Cloud.
He basically dresses up asSuperman and, quote-unquote,
does a bunch of good deedsaround the city, basically like
a Phoenix Jones type.
Only this guy gets worse.
I want to do an episode ofPhoenix Jones, by the way.
We might do that in the future,we'll see.
(53:28):
It is up to you now, anyway,and we'll deny it.
Yeah, so as you go on thiswebsite, he talks about how the
whole thing is dedicated to hisfather, who was a man who did
the best for his community andwanted what was right for the
United States citizen.
Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada,yada.
And then it starts to delveinto how his dad was like a
(53:52):
chairman in like the RepublicanParty, like groupings of this
town and all this other stuffabout being a Republican and
he's like oh, my mom helpedraise me the most.
Dad unfortunately wasn't aroundtoo much because he was in the
military, but he was a staunchRepublican.
Yada, yada, yada.
And as you keep going, there'sa few things here and there
about how he helps the city andhe gets cats out of trees and
(54:13):
all this dumb shit.
And as you keep scrolling,there's talk of Nazism.
And I'm like you had to fuckingruin it.
You had this funny thing that Ithought would have been
interesting and then you had tofucking ruin it and be an
asshole and be a shitty person,and so I'm not going to
recommend anyone look into it,but that was my main thing that
(54:35):
I spent a genuine amount of timelooking into until it went into
Nazism and I got really pissedoff when that happens.
So don't look it up, but I wantto bring it to everyone's
attention because I spent a goodthree days nonstop looking at
this thing for like three hoursa day.
Speaker 1 (54:51):
Three days nonstop.
No, okay, like three hours.
They pulled a Kanye on you.
They pulled a fucking Kanye onyou Did you order a shirt?
Speaker 4 (55:00):
No, I did not order a fucking shirt, but yeah,
there's that.
So Nazis weird, but Nazi badMike, Crazy right Mike.
Speaker 5 (55:09):
I need you to know that you just to our audience
went here everybody.
Here's a big red bush buttonyou should not press.
Speaker 4 (55:18):
Yeah, I did kind of do that.
You absolutely did.
Um, I don't even know what timewe're at for this one, but I'm
assuming it's time time to go totime, I think oh, fuck, yeah,
we did it, boys and girls.
Um, well, I was padding for timewith that last one, so matt, if
you want to, at the end you canjust snip out that last bit
about superman.
I don't give a fuck, that'scompletely up to you.
Fuck hell, yeah, leave it inthe.
(55:40):
I'll give up.
Um, but yeah, I thought allthese websites were very
fascinating.
I'm glad you got you boys got alittle bit of entertainment out
of this.
Oh it, it was so much fun andmaybe I'll do this again.
Odds are I probably will,because I don't know what else
to do with some of theseepisodes.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
So here we go.
We can always do the thing I'vebeen suggesting for the last
year and a half.
No, we're not going to mentionone.
Speaker 4 (56:00):
We also do the other thing that I've been suggesting
for a year and a half.
Speaker 5 (56:04):
yeah, I don't, I I don't believe it.
I will believe it when I see it.
I'll look into it for you, budI've already okay.
Speaker 4 (56:12):
Well, no, like I want to look into it more because I
have to make the outline I thinkme and jason are the only ones
who actually fully looked intoit.
Speaker 3 (56:19):
Yeah, I have not yet I haven't touched it.
It's really interesting, it'sreally cool, but it's just a lot
, yeah, anyway it's because ofthe way it's formatted, the way
you have to research, it sucks.
It does it's garbo?
We'll look into that anothertime.
Speaker 4 (56:34):
Right now we're ending the episode.
Goodbye everyone.
I'm going to say love yourselfand take a me day every now and
then.
You deserve it, jason what doyou got?
Speaker 5 (56:46):
As always, stay fucking paranoid.
You never know if there is alady next door to you selling
personal milk baths out of herhome.
Um, if so, pause the episode.
Silly, go dive in that soundsway better than what we're doing
here.
So go experience that um andthen be paranoid by everything
else in your life.
Speaker 4 (57:07):
I guess yeah uh, matt , what you got.
Speaker 2 (57:13):
Business idea I had while I was waiting for this to
be over Open a restaurant whereeverything comes out of a pipe.
Mr Tube Steak?
Well, no, I was just thinking.
Have you ever been to one ofthose ale houses where you walk
(57:34):
up and there's like an iPadthing and you can just like pour
yourself beer?
Speaker 5 (57:37):
out of it.
Speaker 2 (57:38):
Oh yeah that, but just like soup and also beer,
just like anything that can beshoved out of like a spout.
Speaker 1 (57:47):
Please tell me that it's going to be out of one of
those machines.
Don't mix them up Cheese out oflike a spout.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
Please tell me that it's going to be out of one of
those beer pot spouts, Don't mixthem up.
Speaker 4 (57:55):
Cheese yeah, you could do cheese sauces.
Yeah, they provide you with aZiploc baggie at your table that
you can fill to go.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
Hey, there you go With like a straw you can just
shove in it.
Speaker 4 (58:05):
Mood soups.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
There you go.
Yeah, there you go.
Free idea for everybody.
Speaker 4 (58:10):
Doug, what do you got ?
Don't steal his idea though.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
Go to wwwpeensandbeanscom.
Okay.
Speaker 5 (58:22):
Have fun.
Speaker 4 (58:23):
Okay, okay, bye everyone, jesus Christ, bye
Again everyone, I guess.
Uh, no, don't stick around,we're done don't look under the
(58:52):
internet.
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