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Speaker 3 (00:17):
Don't look under the internet.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hi, everyone hey.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Hi everyone.
So today we're gonna talk aboutsome stuff that Mike told us to
look up on today's episode ofdon't look under the internet.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
We're going to talk about some weird things.
Um, I cannot keep that voice up.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I hate it so much please don't, I will fall asleep
welcome to don't look under theinternet everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
An internet horror comedy podcast starring yours
truly, Doug.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh shit, that's me.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Matt, oh shit, that's me.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Jason, oh shit, that's you Me Doubt it.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh shit that's me.
I doubt it.
Doubt it man Today for doubt it.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
oh shit, that's I doubt it, doubt it, man.
Yeah, today for a little bit ofdelivery housekeeping above
your head.
Got you bitch, we ain't gotnone.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I will say the comments there were a bunch of
comments on the episode fromlast week and one person pointed
out on this week's episode.
The last two episodes that havebeen like just random topics.
I've been doing the descriptionas like tonight Mike does
something, something, something,and somebody understood that it

(01:57):
was a Top Gear reference and Iappreciate that.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
So thank you fuck you , someone's looking out for.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Matt, I appreciate that so thanks for identifying
that's housekeeping that counts.
We had housekeeping.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Somebody also said that my apostrophe rant means
that we should do like a grindsmy gears segment, and I don't
know that you really want that.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Maybe that could be like a bonus thing on the
Patreon.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
You're gonna get too many angry people.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
My only stipulation it's just gonna turn into
political ranting we all getbelligerently drunk for it,
though, or just like real heatedabout something next to
Ludathon is us for 12 hours justgoing on rants and tangents?

Speaker 4 (02:43):
yeah, I think that's just info wars.
It is us for 12 hours justgoing on rants and tangents.
You know what else you?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
motherfuckers.
I think that's just InfoWars itis.
That's how they started sellingfucking dude wipes.
The man tactical wipe.
You know what you?

Speaker 4 (02:55):
can't even mosh those .
I've seen those in yourbathroom at one point.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh yeah, no, they were.
Hey, I'm here to tell youeverybody don't buy them.
They are not worth it, they arenot for dudes and they also
just in all generalities Gotthem.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Well, you know, that's what we got Dirty Mike.
We're supposed to wipe withthem?
Man, anyway, it doesn't matter,we're not talking about with
them.
Man, anyway, it doesn't matter,we're not talking about your
wiping.
Today we're talking about othermysteries, other than Jason's
wiping.
We're going to talk aboutmysterious things Lack thereof.

(03:35):
We're talking about mysteriousplaces on Oith Oith.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Not Jason's underwear .

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Yeah, I thought it would be interesting to make the
boys find some mysterious uhdestinations, one could say, on
our little blue marble calledearth.
Um uh, who wants to go first?

Speaker 1 (04:03):
fuck, I hate this man .

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I can, if you want, go for it.
Um, okay, so it seems I mighthave a fascination with Japan,
um, but that's because they havesome, honestly, really fucking
cool culture, it's so weirdpixelated genitalia.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Nobody has ever identified this about Japan
before guaranteed you're thefirst.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
a genitalia Nobody has ever identified this about
Japan before Guaranteed you'rethe first None.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Well, so last time we talked about Japan, or at least
as in-depth as I would like to,was when we talked about what
was that?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Okiku the hair-growing doll in the Hyouto
region of Japan.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
That was a long time ago, a hairy doll, I think Junko
Jintsue, touched Japan for asecond, but that was kind of a
worldwide thing.
But either way, we're going togo to somewhere in Japan called
Fushimi Inari.
Now this is a shrine to acertain god in the shinto

(05:08):
religion, um.
Now inari is known as the I'vebeen here, you've been here have
you really you've been to thefushimi inari shrine, so this is
actually known as one of uh oneof the haunted shrines in um

(05:29):
dedicated to inari.
Now, the reason being is, uh,locals have said that the
pathways are the only things inthis shrine that actually belong
to humans.
Everything outside of thosepathways belong to whatever else
might lie beyond um.

(05:50):
Now it's.
It is one of the biggesttourist attractions in this area
, um, from what I've seen,almost all the recommendations
say that you will the backentrance, which is like a three
mile walk, so it's super popular.
However, most people are thereduring the daytime.

(06:10):
However, it's apparently openduring the nighttime.
They have tours going on.
You can go visit, and one of thethings that makes this shrine
stand out from the rest of theShinto shrines in Japan is the
fact that it's lined like.
One of the main trails is linedwith like tens of thousands of

(06:34):
these vermilion torii gateswhich they straddle, this
network of trails between themain buildings.
The trails lead out into thewooded area of the forest um and
this is right by uh mount inari, which stands 233 meters and
belongs to all this, belongs umto a protected uh set of grounds

(06:57):
, to the shrine um, very back ofthis shrine is the entrance.
Like I was saying, this ismiles away from the main road,
um, and if you go through thisback entrance, the first thing
you're going to see is thesethousands and thousands of rows
of gates.
And, considering, this is theone of the shrines of the inari

(07:18):
which, depending on how youinterpret it, is either to like
rice, um, it could be toprosperity, it could be to just
general well-being andsuccessfulness.
Either way, most corporationsin the area apparently are
superstitious enough to thinkthat dedicating a shrine gate in

(07:39):
this area to this, uh, whatthey see as a kami which, as I
understand it, I thought wasmore of a demon than like a
deity, you can just call themthe Ruskies, it's fine.
God damn it, mike.
There's thousands of thesegates and all of them are

(08:00):
dedicated, by some corporationor some deity, to this weird
deity for prosperity.
Well, if you look at the deityof prosperity, you find out that
its actual manifestation isthat of a fox, and in Japanese
culture, foxes are known to bevery tricky.
They like to use their wordscarefully to lure people into

(08:25):
deals that might not so muchfavor the person they're making
a deal with, almost like a ginwhere, yeah, you get wishes, but
they have a weird fucked uptwist kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
What does the fox say normally what does the fox say?

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeet, yeet, yeet, yeet, yeet, god damn it.
So these are known as kitsuneyeet, yeet, yeet, god damn it.
So in these are known askitsune, and that's what these
fox devilish demons are referredto.
There are hundreds of thesestatues all over this shrine.
Now, all of this to say a tonof paranormal activity in the

(09:04):
past.
I, I would say, let's see 2013,.
Like decade or so, um has beencataloged where people have been
walking either by themselves orwith one other, like a
dedicated loved one, where theywould just start feeling this
overarching feeling of dread andlike cold spots, all kind of

(09:25):
like the, the paranormalbuzzwords that you might think
of.
They're kind of experiencingthese things.
However, zach, one of thethings, one of the things that
stays kind of constant.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Did you see what happened?
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
I don't want to break .
I don't want to cut you off.
Please go ahead.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Fucking Aaron Goodwin from ghost adventures.
His wife put out a hit to tryto get him assassinated and
she's in jail now because of it.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, I did not get a break.
His wife tried to kill him.
The ghosts are trying to killhim.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Fucking poor everyone everything's trying to kill him
, jesus.
Anyway, sorry, sorry to derail.
That was no, you're fine.
That's crazy information,though.
Yeah, it absolutely did.
So, fuck, what was the lastthing I said?
God damn it.
We were talking about theseshrines, the foxes, the kitsunes

(10:16):
Okay, these demon foxes thatare protecting the shrines.
A lot of the townsfolk havereported seeing different things
while walking through this areaat night.
Now, if you look at this placeduring the day, it's gorgeous,
like the colors are vibrantlights everywhere.
At night, this specific trailthat has all of these shrines

(10:38):
with dedications to these greedycorporations has thiserie like
yellow glow about it, and peoplehave reported hearing and
seeing things that line up withlike a, an impulse or a,
something they need in themoment.
So one of the stories that wastold is this uh, this guy was

(10:59):
walking around and he realizedthat his canteen was empty and
the trail that he took on thesegrounds was far too long and he
was kind of at the halfway pointso it was going to be a long
time.
So he was super thirsty and heremembers wishing he had more
water and as he ended thatthought, he heard like a ka-ch

(11:23):
chunk and clunking noise, almostlike something being dispensed
from a vending machine and overtowards the nearest light
highlighting part of the trail,there was a vending machine that
dispensed two bottles of waterand so he went and he took them
and he thought nothing of it andhe walked on.
It wasn't until later that thenext time he came around to that

(11:47):
part of the trail that therewas no vending machine there.
There never had been.
No one has ever reportedremembering being able to buy
anything bottled, canned,whatever from that area what scp
is this?
I know that's taking that too, II know it's super intriguing
because, like it's super recentthat all of this is taking place

(12:10):
.
So if we look at this more, you, good old man, I'm sorry, I am
so interested by this stuff.
So one thing I wanted to say isit's a little backstory on like
the, the cultural impacts andlike deprivations of foxes and

(12:33):
the commie, and so when we talkabout things like the kitsune,
which are all these hundreds ofstatues that are on these
grounds, they are they, theydedicate themselves to a demon,
and it's a demon of trickery,because because foxes are known
for giving you 85% of something,but the last 15% is fake, and

(12:55):
that's kind of what that symbolmeans in Japan.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
So I'm sorry on this shrine.
Is it the shrine that's hauntedor the the land around it, or
both situations?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Well, one of the things that have been noted is
that all of the people who haverecorded these weird happenings,
where they desire something andthey get what they want, on the
trails of these passive shrinesin this area, they've all um,

(13:29):
oh my god, I'm so fucked that Ismoked.
What did you just ask, mike?
I'm so sorry.
Oh my god I.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
I asked if it's the, the shrine that's haunted or the
trails, or is it a bothsituation?

Speaker 2 (13:45):
it's everything outside the trails.
The shrines themselves,apparently, are the things that
help protect the trail.
So as long as you don't wanderfrom the path that are protected
by these shrines, you're fine.
The local belief is thateverything outside of those
paths are uh, belong to therealm of the commie or gotcha so

(14:06):
if you, if you stumble off thetrail into, like the forest or
something, that's when you canget that's when you and they
that's what they refer to asfalling off that's what the
local custom says, if you felloff, that means you've lost your
humanity, and either you havenot been you like, you don't get
seen again, or you've beenreplaced by something that is no
longer human gotcha and that'sthe local superstition around

(14:30):
this place.
super fucking cool, superinteresting.
Um, there's a couple of uhtwitter posts that have gone
viral of people taking images ofseeing um orbs trails, and I
know that the orbs and trailsare a huge discussion topic
among paranormal investigators.

(14:51):
People who take photos of theparanormal like those are
considered to be proof Right,and so there's a lot of those
going around.
Unfortunately, all the Twitterposts are in Japanese and I
don't know how to speak, read orwrite that.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
So I was trying to find it, but I think it's on
another hard drive.
I'll have to dig up, but I havea picture that I took here and
I'll have to see if there's anyorbs.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Really.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
There you go.
That'd be cool, that'd befucking awesome.
So, matt, did you experienceanything when you were?
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:32):
No, it was pretty normal.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
No, no, we stuck to the trail like we went through
like that, okay, that long thingthat is like a bunch of arches,
it's just when you went, didthey?
Did anyone mention to you orlike signs or anything that said
don't go off the trail,anything like that I really
don't remember anything likethat, daddy couldn't read it.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah, no, they were probably like stupid fucking
americans I'll just let him dielet him get replaced, let him go
yeah, that's fair, that is thegeneral consensus.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Uh, like, I looked through the like the, the local
subreddit it, and it was justfull of people.
It'd be spotted with peoplelike this is bullshit, this is
bullshit, and you'd see somebodysaying like no, no, no.
I had a grandmother that had afriend that went into the forest
and she wished for this andthen all of a sudden, this
happened, with this weird twistto it.
I don't know, it was super cool.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Was there any twist to that vending machine story,
or is it just that there was novending machine there anymore?

Speaker 2 (16:27):
That was like the.
The guy still thinks about it.
This is apparently 15 yearslater that he told this story.
Oh, I get you Okay.
So like I don't know if thecatch was that like I take up
space in your brain now Likethat's a shitty twist.
The catch was he thought it wastwo free water bottles.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
But then he went back to his house and he was missing
like a buck, fifty from hisright.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Turns out I was lying the whole time.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
All right.
Do you have more to add to it,or is that your story?

Speaker 2 (17:07):
so this is a super interesting, weird, creepy place
that I found and super coolthat you've been there, matt.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah, I don't, I don't remember that much about
this, but I mean we went toKyoto and this was one of the
things.
I mean they're super impressive.
Like out in front of the shrinethere's like this really really
tall arch.
That is it's Neato.
I don't know, nothing crazyhappened, but it's Neato.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
What's up, gamers?
I'm here at the archway and I'mgonna go off into the wild to
see if I come across any ghosts.
Come with me to the netherrealm.
And then he just fucks off anddies.
What did that be?
I need Mr Beast to do that fuckoff and die.
What's his name?
We're gonna go film in thesuicide forest of the fucking

(17:56):
yeah those guys the Pauls.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I don't ever remember which one is which.
Yeah, they're both just Paul, Ihear last name Paul and I go.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
I probably don't ever remember which one is which
yeah, they're both just Paul.
I hear last name Paul and I go.
I probably don't care.
Hardly know her well, I will.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
If you're cool with it, I'll go next go for it bro
yeah so what I'm talking abouttoday and we're done, I brought
okay, bye, um, I brought to theto the table here the
multiverses multiverses and howto find them with atomic number

(18:33):
83?
um andrew bichat.
Um.
I'm talking about the potomskycrater.
So, back in 1949, a russiangeologist named vatom kolpakov
what a name, it's a hard name,vatom kolpakov.

(18:54):
We still don't know what it is,still don't know what it is to
this day.
Um, back in 1949, this russiangeologist was conducting an
expedition deep into theforested region of irkutsk,
russia, and I'm going to butchera lot of this, I'm sure this is
when he stumbled across a veryweird, very giant cone-shaped

(19:16):
mound, roughly 160 feet tall and520 feet wide at its base.
This whole thing was made up ofshattered limestones.
Wide at its base, this wholething was made up of shattered
limestones.
The locals around the area,members of the Yakut and Ivenki
tribes warned Vadim againstvisiting the crater, calling it

(19:37):
a cursed and sinister place.
They believed that theformation of this weird mound
was created, um and was the nestof a fiery bird known as the
fire eagle um, and that it'sbest if you don't fucking go
there and disturb the nest.

(19:58):
According to the lore aroundthis, this crater, people who
dared to go over to the craterwould experience feelings of
unease, illness or evendisappear without a trace.
There are animals in the area,the wilderness in general, that
avoid this crater.

(20:19):
Once you go to this crater, itis eerily silent.
That's one of the things thatvatom noted when he went up to
the crater is that it is eerilysilent.
That's one of the things thatVadim noted when he went up to
the crater is that it is eerilysilent.
No animals, no life anywhere.
Even vegetation avoids thiscrater.
There are trees and everythingaround it, but none of them ever
really touch the crater.
So, uh, vatom, being thegeologist that he is, decided,

(20:45):
um, I got to fucking check outmore of this shit, dude.
And so he brought backinformation about this crater to
the rest of the uh, the world,essentially making it this like
publicly, um, like making itpublic knowledge, essentially.
So locals in the area but alsobelieve that this site is

(21:09):
haunted.
Um, there are many stories ofstrange occurrences where
explorers or even scientistshave reported, again, unease
while at the site.
Um, they even claim that theircompasses spin wildly, um, and
they feel as though they'rebeing affected by some unknown
force.
The atmosphere, again ismentioned to be eerie and the

(21:32):
air feels like thicker.
They say that it's harder tobreathe, they feel heavier when
they're around this crater.
So you're probably wonderingyourselves Is it full of
radiation?
How'd the crater get made?
Maybe it's a possibility, soit's full of calm.
So lots of questions and howthis crater got to be made,

(21:55):
because if you guys look up animage, um, I don't have twitch
open.
Um, uh matt did you throw up animage in the discord okay, if
you guys look at the image, it'sa very unique looking crater.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
It's basically a crater with what looks like an
egg.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
In the middle it's an ant nipple.
Yeah, it's very weird, and sono one is very positive on how.
Did you see the tit of theearth?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
It's like a roused guy's nipple?

Speaker 4 (22:25):
because of the shape?
No one's really like that.
No one knows for sure how itwas made.
There are a lot of um theories.
First and foremost, one of thebiggest theories that is
accepted in the scientificcommunity is a meteorite impact
um.
So the sheer, sheer, size andshape of the formation seems
consistent with an impact event.

(22:46):
However, despite multipleattempts to study the site, no
one has found any remnants of ameteorite.
They found no fragments ofextraterrestrial material or
even high levels of radiation.
When studying I'm going to putemphasis on when studying the
lack of such evidence has leftscientists scratching their
heads, unable to conclusivelydetermine whether a meteorite
was involved or not.

(23:07):
Some researchers have linked thecrater to the famous Tunguska
event of 1908, where an unknownobject, basically a giant comet
or meteorite, exploded over oneof the largest cities in Siberia
and it basically flattenedhundreds of square miles of

(23:28):
forest.
The Potomsky crater is roughly400 miles from the Tunguska site
.
They believe that thisbasically what they believe is,
while the meteor that was comingdown in 1908 was on its way
over, another space rock hitthat meteor, split it into three

(23:51):
pieces.
When this happened, this isalready also kind of accepted
that this meteor got broken upinto three pieces.
They were never able to findone of the pieces.
A lot of them theorize thatthis is one of the pieces.
However again, this doesn'texplain how this crater is

(24:14):
shaped the way it does.
If something impacted it's notgoing to have this weird egg
mound in the middle of it.
That doesn't make any sense.
So another theory that is goingby is volcanic activity.
Some believe that the PotomacCrater might be the result of
some volcanic activity.
Its structure, with the coneshape and a smaller central dome

(24:35):
, does resemble certain volcanicformations.
However, the region where thecrater is located isn't known
for any volcanic history and novolcanic material was found on
site of the crater.
So kind of rules out the crater, the volcanic crater theory.
Another theory is UFOs andaliens.
Bb, of course we had to get tothem eventually, it was only a

(24:57):
matter of fucking time.
So some believe that the crateris a result of an alien
spacecraft crash landing in theSiberian wilderness.
The quote unquote fire eagle ofthe legends has even been
interpreted by some as a poeticdescription of a fiery UFO
coming down from the sky.
The lack of clear scientificevidence and combined with the

(25:18):
crater's remote location, hasallowed for these wacky and
kooky theories to come up.
That also the UFO thing mightalso explain the weird illnesses
and the radioactivity that wasfound at one point there.
At a lot of UFO sites whereUFOs have either abducted people
or left marks on the Earth.

(25:39):
They do find significantamounts of radiation in the
surrounding areas, so that doeshelp lead to that theory as well
.
There are other theories ofsecret government experiments,
with some suggesting that thecrater may be the result of
tests conducted during the ColdWar.
According to these theorists,the strange readings reported by
explorers, such as magneticdisturbances, could be the

(26:02):
lingering effects of some sortof military test or weapon.
However, there is no concreteevidence to support these claims
.
The final theory is a naturalgeological phenomenon.
So in the most recent years offiguring out what the fuck the
Potomsky crater is, some havesuggested that the crater would

(26:23):
be the result of a natural butunusual geological process, such
as the gradual accumulation ofgases that eventually cause an
explosion beneath the surface.
This could explain the shapeand size of the crater, as well
as the absence of typical impactdebris.
However, this explanation isyet to be definitively proven.

(26:44):
It's essentially what they're.
They say um, it happens veryrarely.
I think it's only happened acouple times in our known
history.
But um, there are these pocketsof gas where a sort of like
fission or like a fusionreaction can occur, causing an
explosion to happen and thispocket of gas does explode.
They think something like thatcould have happened and that

(27:05):
would cause the crater that wesee, the initial impact crater,
and that little bubble isbasically like the gas trying to
leave and it's expanding, therock and everything up with it.
There are a few oddities that gowith this as well.
First and foremost, um inrelative recent years, um trying
with trying to figure out whatthe fuck is going on, some
scientists decided they as well.
First and foremost, in relativerecent years with trying to

(27:25):
figure out what the fuck isgoing on, some scientists
decided they were going to testthe trees and the plant life in
the area to see if they couldfind anything that might be out
of the ordinary, that mightexplain what the fuck this
crater is.
Upon testing, they discovered acouple things.
One they discovered that thefoliage in the area around the

(27:48):
crater is roughly about 300years old.
So they're putting the PotomacCrater at roughly about that age
as well, because if somethingcame down and impacted in that
area, it is going to affect theplant life and pretty much
destroy anything around it,causing more plant life to have
to grow.
So if this is 300-year-oldplant life, in theory this

(28:10):
crater would be 300 years old.
They tested the trees, the treesamples in this area and they
found that there is radioactivematerial inside of the trees.
Trees were radioactive.
They also found that the treesand the plant life in this area
were shown to grow at a fasterlevel than the trees outside of

(28:32):
the area, and the plant lifegrew in a more wild and tangled
formation, like what you seewhen you introduce radiation to
plants.
Now, the reason, um uh, like Imentioned before, the reason
that they couldn't find anyradioactive material in the

(28:53):
crater, is because it issuspected that the radioactive
effects have dissolved over time.
In testing these trees, theynoticed that it was a small
amount of radiation and it wasdecaying.
Um, the closer they got to thecrater, the less and less
radioactive material they found,until they eventually came
across nothing at the craterwhat if it was like a

(29:15):
radioactive meteor?

Speaker 3 (29:16):
because if it slammed into the ground then all the
radioactive material could havelike shot out dispersed on
impact.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Right that is one of the theories.
Yes, um, and they, they wereable to um, give a rough
timeframe of the decay of theradiation.
Um, apparently the radiationstarted to uh, the radiation at
the crater basically vanishedroughly about 20 years ago.
So that's why, back in um youknow I'm going to I'll get to

(29:47):
this theory in a second, but, um, actually I'll fuck it, I'll
talk about it now.
So I feel like it was some sortof radioactive uh uh meteor or
something that fell.
Because back when vatom firstdiscovered it, the uh people in
that area, the tribe people thatlived there, mentioned that if
you go close to it it can affectyou and make you ill.

(30:09):
And the people that went thereeven said that it makes you ill
as well.
The scientists that went thereand researched there like, oh,
you don't feel good when you'rethere, along with the animals in
the area that avoid it.
I feel like at that time therewas a much higher radiation
level and that's what wasaffecting everything in that
area and making everyone feelsick.

(30:31):
After we started having thetechnology to read these
radiation levels a lot better,it was a little too late.
Those radiation levels expired,you know, 20 years beforehand.
So it's theorized, like you said, to a radioactive meteor that
came crashing down.
That explains a lot of the umweird shit that's going on.

(30:52):
Another is that um, the factthat compasses and uh, compasses
react funny.
They also notice that migratemy migratorial birds often will
steer clear of the crater midflight as they are flying over
it.
So you'll see a flock of birdsliterally go out of their
fucking way to go around thecrater, much like a car steering

(31:17):
around a pothole.
They believe that there isprobably some sort of iron
deposit or something deep inthere that is affecting, that is
creating some sort of magneticfield that is affecting A
compasses and B birds' direction.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
No, the birds are probably just like man.
That's the crater that madeJeffrey grow a third leg.
Fuck that place.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
This is starting to sound like the crater from
fucking Colorado Space.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
I mean honestly.
Honestly, it might be uh weirdshit that's happening.
Yeah, maybe something inspiredsomething, who knows?
But um, birds, when theymigrate, they, they use the
earth's magnetic field, um, asreference points and they use
that as like a guiding, guidingtool, basically a gps.
So the fact that birds avoid itand compasses go weird.
They think there's a large umeither iron deposit or some sort
of magnetic material down thereas well, um, but the weird

(32:13):
things that have not beenexplained is, in certain
folklore there are um uh storiesof hauntings if you go to, sort
of like yours, jason, where ifyou go to the uh crater, you
either disappear or you comeback and you're not you, you're
being, you've been replaced bysomething.
There is also uh records ofrandom, uh extremely thick uh

(32:36):
fogs that just come out ofnowhere and are specific to the
crater and its surroundings.
Um, yeah, and are specific tothe crater and its surroundings.
That's kind of sick, yeah, soit's definitely mysterious.
My favorite thing about this isthe fact that no one knows what
the fuck is happening and it'sshaped so oddly.

(32:57):
They also were able to figureout that the crater itself I
forget exactly what kind of rockit is, the crater itself is
limestone, but the mound on theinside is a different type of
rock I forgot what kind, butit's not a rock that is
indigenous to the area, fromwhat I recall.
So it's very odd.

(33:18):
Again, the main theory ismeteorite, but that doesn't
explain the weird shape that ittook on.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
It was so radioactive it gave itself a tumor.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Right Now, something with this that I keep asking why
they just don't do this.
They're like oh, there might belike a large iron deposit or
something down there, We'llnever know.
Go to the fucking mound andjust drill down.
What's stopping you?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Well, I guess the mound's not radioactive anymore,
right?

Speaker 4 (33:48):
no, there's no radio, uh, radio radioactive materials
in in the mound anymore.
It's it's, it's clear.
So what is stopping them fromjust drilling?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
into the mound.
They have light speed drills.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Exactly, we have those probably because what's
the?

Speaker 3 (34:03):
What do we stand to gain from this, really?

Speaker 4 (34:06):
You know, I think I had that thought too where no
one's going to want to fund this, because what are you going to
get from it?
Some iron, we have enough of it.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
There's so much of that.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Definitely.
I bet that's why.
But if you really want to getto the end of it, start a
fucking GoFundMe to just send adrill down there and see what's
on there.
It's that easy, I feel.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
It's 130 feet.
Didn't the Russians drill likefucking 16 miles into the earth
or something?

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Way more than that.
They've drilled like 600 orsomething.
It's quite a bit of work.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
It's a ridiculous number and the goal was to be
like we don't know what's downthere, we just want to see.
That's where they found thescreams of hell, and that's
where those noises come from,which are harrowing and
horrifying.
It's fake, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
I've gotten used to them.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Yeah, but yeah, that's the Potomsky Crater.
I thought that was veryfascinating.
I enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Hell yeah, interesting, that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Mine's fairly short.
So my location is it's less ofa location and more of a
phenomena particular to alocation, but mine is one you've
maybe heard of before and I'msure at least somebody listening
to this has heard of beforeit's marfa texas so marfa, marfa

(35:25):
marfa so this was actuallymentioned in an episode of King
of the Hill.
But Marfa, texas, is a smalltown that's about two square
miles in West Texas that has apopulation of 1788 as of 2020.
The name Marfa is actuallyRussian for Martha, and the

(35:58):
funny thing about Marfa is thereare these lights, that there is
a big debate about what thesource of these lights are.
So basically, on clear nightsthere's this big open area
that's like nine miles longbetween Marfa and a place called
Pais Passano Pass, a placecalled uh pice passano pass, and
if you look southwest you justsee these lights that move along

(36:18):
the land and they like kind offlicker and they move around um
from like side to side.
And I guess these were firstreported in 1883 and it was
thought that they were actuallynative american campfires and so
they went out and they took alook and they were actually
Native American campfires and sothey went out and they took a
look and they couldn't find anycamps or fires or anything.

(36:40):
There was nothing there.
So that was never reallyexplained and then it was
mentioned again in the 50s andnobody really looked into it and
nobody really looked into it.
But the weird thing isapparently off in the distance
here.
There is nothing directly inthe location that you look at.

(37:02):
You look southwest and it'sjust completely empty space.
It's not like there's lights onthe other side of this or
anything, it's just empty space.
It's not like there's likelights on the other side of this
or anything, it's, it's justempty space.
Um, and so this went on for awhile.
There is actually a marfalights festival that I guess
they hold every year, and a fewdifferent explanations for this

(37:24):
have come up.
Uh, over the years.
There's a guy named briandunning who said that he thinks
that the likeliest explanationfor this is that there it's some
sort of mirage that's caused bythe crazy fluctuations in heat
that happen here, because it'slike it's desert, but it's also
at a really high elevation, sothe temperature can fluctuate

(37:47):
wildly.
At night it can get like 50degrees colder than it is during
the day.
So something about the air,like different temperatures, air
hitting each other createslights or something.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah, I don't know, um, yeah, in 2000 gas what oh
swamp it's?

Speaker 3 (38:05):
swamp gas, yeah, from venus yeah it from the swamp
that's in the desert.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yes, the swamp.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Desert In May of 2004 , a group from the Society of
Physics.
So this is what everybody thinksis the most credible answer to
this, but we'll see what youguys think.
So, in May of 2004, a group fromthe Society of Physics,
students at the University ofTexas at Dallas, spent four days
investigating these lights andthey recorded them.
Um, they recorded the lightsand they recorded a, a view of a

(38:44):
, like a, a highway that isslightly off, set from where you
would actually be looking tosee these lights, and they
monitored them.
It's US Highway 67.
And they noted that the highway, while it's not exactly in the

(39:04):
direction of what you're lookingat, it is visible from the
location that you would belooking at these lights from.
So they recorded the trafficand they recorded these lights,
and they determined that thefrequency of light southwest of
the, the view park correlateswith the frequency of vehicle
traffic on us 67.
And then they said that themotion of the observed lights
was in a straight line, whichcorresponded to us 67.

(39:27):
So, like, um, I guess, ifyou're looking in that direction
, um, like it's like it's like arefraction of light, right
that's.
That's essentially what they'resaying.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Yeah, and lights from the cars are hitting the heat
in a way to make it refract orsomething how does that explain
the 1850s?

Speaker 3 (39:50):
thank you for just thank you for just doing the
rest of my thing.
Jason, I appreciate it.
Um, I'm so sorry, they saidwhen the group part I'm into it,
though I'm into it.
When the group parked a vehicleon us 67 and flashed his
headlights, this was visiblefrom the view park and appeared
to be one of these martha lights.
And then they said that a carpassing a parked vehicle
appeared as one Marfa lightpassing another at the view park

(40:11):
.
So, yes, that's the theory.
Is that essentially somethingabout the heat or whatever is
causing the trap, the lightsfrom the traffic to reflect back
from a different directiontowards the view park?
But, as Mike stated, how doesthat explain that these
initially appeared Apparently inthe 1880s, right?

(40:36):
Um, there was another study in2008 from scientists from texas
state university where they didspectroscopy and used equipment
to observe the lights from themarfa lights viewing station.
They recorded that a number ofthe lights could have been
mistaken for lights of unknownorigin, but in each case, the

(40:56):
movements of the lights and thedata from their equipment could
easily be explained asautomobile headlights or small
fires.
They concluded that, due to therarity of observation of
genuine Marfa lights, those withodd behavior not explainable as
car lights.
More research was necessary todetermine their nature, which
means that they did observethings that they weren't
actually able to correlate withtraffic on the road.

(41:18):
So the jury is kind of stillout here and there are a bunch
of people you can find a bunchof people like videos of
interviews of residents andthey're like no, uh ain't, no
fucking way, it's traffic,them's aliens.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
My cousin Bert.
He told me he touched a light.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Right.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
A light touched my cousin.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Isn't there.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
I wonder if this is in a similar vein as what's that
phenomenon at like sea, whereit like distorts like Phantom
Morgana or Phantom Morgana you?
Is it Phantom Morgana?
You know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 1 (41:53):
No, Isn't that a?

Speaker 2 (41:54):
similar.
No, I'm trying to findsomething to grasp on.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Phantom Morgana is like it's when you're at sea or
whatever, and you see it likedistorts the image that you see
and like kind of duplicates orwhatever.
Hang on, let me see if I canfind a thing on it.
I wonder if it's similar tothat Fate.
Morgana, fata Morgana.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Yeah, fata Morgana, complex form of superior mirage
visible in a narrow band rightabove the horizon.
Means Morgan the Fairy.
These images are seen as theItalian Strait of Messina.
I don't know what the fuck thismeans.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
I wonder if it's something similar to that.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Yeah, probably Makes boats look like they're floating
off the water.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
I buy that the lights are at least somewhat
attributable to the traffic andthat the heat is causing these
light reflections.
God damn.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Yeah, Reflections or whatever.
When you're driving and you seea hot road, you even see that
false shadow or whatever on theroad too.
So I wonder if this all hassomething to do with it.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Yeah.
You see the false water on theroad when you're driving, but
it's just like.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Because the thing about the 1800s where they were
like, let's go out and see ifthere are any fires, and they
didn't find any fires.
The thing is, if the heat iscausing the light to refract and
the light is actually just areflection of where- the light
is coming from.
They may have been looking inthe wrong place.
There could have been fires offtowards where the highway is

(43:29):
now.
Now and then they were justseeing the refraction in some.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Maybe that's always been like a highly traveled road
area like that.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
That'd be kind of cool in your, in your research
of this topic.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Uh, martholomew, yeah , the one yeah, the, the did you
extensive?

Speaker 4 (43:51):
did you buy books and everything?
Did you by chance, like did youcome across where?
Like they know exactly wherelike these lights are coming
from, like they can view it fromwhere they are?
They're like, oh, that's comingfrom like 14 miles at this
location.
Like, can you drive up to wherethese lights allegedly are
coming from?
Does this say it all?

Speaker 3 (44:12):
up to where these lights allegedly are coming from
.
Does it does this say at all?
Oh, you mean like, if you wereto see a light, like would you
be able to approach it?

Speaker 4 (44:18):
yeah, because like my yeah, because my question is
like if the mystery is whatthese lights are and where
they're coming from, whywouldn't they on?
Like because I'm sorry, did yousay how often this occurs?
Every night?

Speaker 3 (44:31):
On clear nights where it's not foggy.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
On every clear night they're viewing.
Let's say you're viewing itfrom like 10 miles away, like
you said, on this patch of land,or like I'm sitting right here
I'm looking at it.
It's 10 miles away.
Why don't you just send a guy10 miles forward to where these
lights are coming from and seewhat he sees?

Speaker 2 (44:50):
He would say it's 10 miles in front of him.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
The lights move and they appear and disappear really
quickly.
That's part of it.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
But if it's a reoccurring thing, you could
just send a person out there andjust be like hey, and it's a
reoccurring thing, so everynight you could be like oh, I
don't see anything here, go,farther Go farther.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
What a phenomenal question, Mike thing here, go
farther go farther.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
What a phenomenal question, mike.
I love that mice like.
Why not science?
Why aren't you?
Why not just take?

Speaker 3 (45:16):
a drive, road trip to the lights, take a fucking
drone and fly it up, put yourface near it but, yeah, drone I
think the idea is that theselights are only visible from
this platform that you'resupposed to view them on.
There's something about theangle that you view them,
because they have a dedicatedviewing spot for the lights that
you stand in.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Just a carbon monoxide deposit and you just
trip really hard when you standthere seeing shit.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Isn't that from a show or something?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
No, the last time we did the Reddit stories, I talked
about the guy who had CO2poisoning.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
No, it's from the Simpsons.
It's from the Simpsons.
They're like praying to somealtar or something and
underneath it is a hose that hasa carbon dioxide leak.
So when they go up to pray,everyone has a stroke, but they
see visions and they're likeit's a sign from God.
It's this, that's what this is.
There is also a Simpsonsepisode that mentions this

(46:17):
apparently.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Oh shit, that shouldn't be surprising anymore.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Well, do-ba-dang, do-ba-dog, do-ba-do-ba-dope.
Well, do you have anything elseto touch on it?

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Mood Columnule no, that's all I got.
That's super cool.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Douglas, what do you have?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
so I picked one I feel like is probably fairly
well known, but I'm not sure Iwanted to touch on it because I
thought it's just neat and kindof a cool piece of just history.
I guess I I thought it's justneat and kind of a cool piece of
just history.
I guess I just think it's neat.
I'm going to talk aboutPennsylvania more specifically.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Super weird state.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Hell yes.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Hell.
Yes.
For those of you who are notfamiliar with Centralia, let me
give you a little background.
It's a small coal mining townthat was founded in about the
early like early-mid 1800s andit thrived because it had very
rich coal deposits, you know,underneath it, and the town grew
as mining operations expandedand they reached like a peak

(47:27):
population of about like 2,700residents.
Now, centralia's fate uh changeddramatically in like the 1960s
uh, when an underground minefire started beneath the town
and basically over the followingdecade, toxic gases, sinkholes,
dangerous ground temperaturesuh made the town increasingly

(47:48):
uninhabitable and by the 1980,efforts to extinguish the fire
had failed.
So keep in mind that's like 20years already of just a fire
burning underneath the town.
It's on fire that they cannotput out.
So the government beganrelocating residents and in 1992
, pennsylvania ends up claimingeminent domain over the town and

(48:11):
forcing most of the remainingpopulation to leave.
In 2002, the zip code wasofficially revoked and by 2010,
only a handful of residentsactually remained there and
today it's largely abandoned.
There's a few buildings andstreets still accessible and the
fire continues to burnunderground to this day and it's

(48:33):
probably going to burn foranother 250 plus years.
So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
I think it's like really kind of crazy.
Basically, it's insane.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Yeah, so I'll go into a little bit more.
But basically this town wasbuilt over the top of giant just
caverns of like coal mines, andthere there's a few theories on
how they think the fire began.
So the first theory, which isprobably the most like well

(49:06):
regarded theory, is that alandfill cleanup fire happened.
Theory um is that a landfillcleanup fire happened.
Um, so on may 27 1962, uh,centralia borough council
authorized volunteerfirefighters to clean up the
town landfill, uh, basicallylocated in an abandoned strip
mine, uh, near a road that noone knows and I don't it's very

(49:27):
specific but uh, they ignitedthe dump to reduce volume, which
is obviously a common practice,and basically what they think
happened was that the pit thatthey were burning the trash in
wasn't quite filled and it waspenetrated by the fire and ended
up making its way undergroundinto the labyrinth of abandoned

(49:50):
coal mines and basically justset everything on fire like a
one giant fuse, essentially.
Another theory suggests thatthe fire started a day earlier
when a trash hauler dumped hotash or coal from someone's coal
burners into the pit, and kindof the same idea.
There's a clay barrier betweenthe trash, the pit and the

(50:15):
underground and it just got ridof the clay land or the clay uh
barrier and just ignited all thecoal under underneath the pit.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Um oh, sick you can fly there for only $420.
That's nice.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Oh sorry, Brown stripper one way.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
One way the plane just melts when it hits the
tarmac.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Just says good luck on the other ticket, oof.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
The third theory suggests that this is actually a
fire that had started in 1932,called the Bast Colliery fire,
um, which I guess had never beenextinguished and just had been
slowly burning underground,eventually hitting the area
where the coal mine started inin 1962.

(51:05):
Um, this is widely disputed,though, by the miners who worked
in the landfill and the mines,um, as they were like, yeah,
there was never any undergroundfire until now.
So that one seems pretty prettyoff kilter for what we're
talking about here.
But Centralia is really crazy.

(51:25):
So I watched a fewdocumentaries on it for the
little amount of informationthat you really need to know
about centralia.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Um, there's like a bunch of like two-hour
documentaries which I just I Ididn't watch all of because I
mean there's not a whole lot toit um I've seen some stuff where
like someone will figure it outthey're like trying to rebuild,
kind of it looks like well,they really can't.
There's no like there's no,there wouldn't be allowed to do

(51:56):
that the grounds are unstableand shit too right, like if you
well, I just mean like there's,there's like volunteers to like
go there and like they're they,they're like cleaning up the
streets and they're likeplanting trees and shit.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Yeah, so there's actually a a big uh tourist
attraction that came up fromthis.
So there's actually a bigtourist attraction that came up
from this.
So there's a highway 60 orRoute 61.
It used to be called theGraffiti Highway, so once the
town got basically abandoned,people just started just doing
giant graffiti along this wholestretch of highway.

(52:27):
But in 2020, the fuckinggovernment came and dumped dirt
all over it so that peoplewouldn't come there yeah, some
fun facts about fallout lookingshit.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
I've ever seen someone said it's about, it's
the real life, silent hill, andI'm like oh, that's fun.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
I'm pretty sure I was gonna say I think say that yeah
, silent.
Yeah, I was going to ask Dougif he had any pop culture
references going on.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Yeah, so this not to be confused with the game this
is the inspiration for the movie.
Yeah, so this inspired theSilent Hill setting in the movie
because basically, when thefire started, it was just
raining ash and it was just ablack cloud that lived over the

(53:15):
city for a while.
But the ground gets so hot thatthere's just like sinkholes can
appear almost anywhere at anytime Because of the volatility
underneath the ground andthere's literally four people
that fucking live in this townnow ground um, and there's like
literally four people thatfucking live in this town now um

(53:35):
, one of the documentaries thatI did watch, these guys were
like basically driving aroundtrying to find people to
interview and then, of course,they finally do find a guy to
interview and he's like fuckingracist as hell and like one of
the four guys in the town.
So it's just like sick I don'tcare for it.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
When black people show up in my town, that's
burning.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Wow, it sounds like you're watching a documentary
documentary Matt and that personis John Fetterman, pennsylvania
Senator but uh, yeah, one ofthe other like popular things
that people go and visit isthere's like a church that still
remains there, um, it's thesaint mary's ukrainian catholic

(54:16):
church and it sits on this hillup on this.
Like there's like it's likeliterally, like perfectly on the
top of this little hill, um,where the like the road kind of
goes around it, um, and I lovethe silent Hill movie and you're
like yeah, I'm like yeah,that's what you're talking about
.
Yeah, it's fucking, it's wild.
But yeah, the ground at anypoint, like I said, can create

(54:39):
sinkholes, but it's because theground is, like in most places,
like 900 degrees Fahrenheit.
Jesus not only did like,basically, you just like you can
inhabit this place and I don'teven know why these four people
like even live there, becausethere's so much like, uh, like I

(54:59):
think it's like I forget what'scoming up, but there's so much
noxious gas and like shit thatjust seeps through everyone's
houses that it's just like itdoesn't make sense and like, of
course I guess it makes sensewhy this guy sounded like a
fucking loony guy when they weretalking.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
He's been breathing the gases he's been breathing
mercury for two years.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
I don't know.
It's just really crazy, like Inever like.
These are the things that likeare real and true life, like
there's just oh yeah, oh yeah,centralia, the town that's just
on fire, for the next 250 years.
It's just there.
Okay, guess we'll put that, butuh, yeah, I have on it short

(55:45):
and sweet.
I just thought it was a coolpiece of us history that was
interesting and kind of strangeand, yeah, just goes to show how
the fuckery of things can be.
Flint, Michigan is not the onlyterror that exists yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
That is pretty cool and creepy, I wonder the fact
that it's going to be burningfor at least another 250 years.
That coal deposit must befucking.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Enormous.
That's why they built a townthere.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Yeah, but I mean like that's an amount where I don't
even think they probably wereable to fathom that Back then.
You know what I mean.
I mean they probably didn'trealize it when they started.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
That's why they built the town.
They were like damn.
I hope there's a lot of fuckingcoal here.
I wonder too.
I mean, this probably doesntown.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
They were like damn I hope there's a lot of fucking
coal here.
Damn, it's all on fire.
This probably doesn't soundstupid, but why not try to get
some of that coal?
You know, I know there's shitburning but it's not like all of
it will do.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Just send some kids in there, just like you got this
.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Yeah, just like straight off the top you know.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Yeah, so there's a, a , I think it's.
Mount carmel is like the townover and by town over it's a
pretty good ways away.
But, um, that whole area isreally big on coal and like
almost like the town itself.
2700 isn't really that big of atown to begin with, right when
we think of like places thatwe're familiar with.

(57:10):
Um, but a lot of the peoplethere make their living now even
on coal, like it's that's theirthing, you know, like that's
how they make.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
That's how they're economy appalachia but uh apple
land yeah, it's, it's.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
It is crazy to think that this place will still be on
fire Long after we exist.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Long after Mike's kids are dead.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
I don't like that.
I mean I, I would hope youdon't want your kids to live
forever, do you?

Speaker 3 (57:55):
We didn't serve at the fire.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
As the late space ghost said, I was dead long
before you were born and I'll bedead long before you die.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Well, how long was this episode?
How long did we go for?
Do you know?
About an hour and ten 57minutes hell yeah, let's cap it
off, alright, everybody.
Well, thanks for joining us onthis wacky episode.
I hope you have a nice, blessedrest of your day.
Look us up on all your socials.
We're either deludipod or don'tlook on the internet.

(58:27):
Give us a rating on Spotify,that'd be dope, um, and then
we're almost at a thousand we'realmost at a thousand.
Uh, and then I also want you toeither go to patreoncom slash
diluty pod or dilutycom and uhbecome, you know, subscribe if
you feel you want to chuck inwhatever you feel you can and
want to, and we would appreciateit.

(58:48):
Um, uh, if you go to a townthat's on fire, make sure them
lips are on fire, because I'mgonna be kissing them.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
I didn't really make sure what else we?

Speaker 4 (59:00):
got there, I didn't like that what else we got.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Jason, you go get me out of here, a fucking paranoid
of that, that whole scenariothat was just unveiled in front
of our eyes.
Don't let that happen.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Doug hide your peens and beans from Mike.
That's about all I got.
They're scared his hot lipswhat moot moot.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
I work in the, in the watch where he and Bob's
burgers and dead bodies and Idon't know it's beautiful.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
I love it.
Bye everybody, have a great day.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
We love you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Don't look under the internet.
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