DLUTI 185 - Midwest Angelica: Part 2

We wrap up Midwest Angelica this week by looking at a fleshy AT-AT and some gooey tubes.

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Speaker 3 (00:17):
Don't look under the internet.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Gang, we're back gang , we're back gang.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Goochie gang, goochie gang, goochie gang.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Gooch in your gang, gooch in your gang.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Shall we jump into part two, part two.
Are you recording into part two, part two?
Are you recording man?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I started recording again.
Hell yeah, tori from.
Texas is a fucking G.
He's here for every singlefucking recording.
I know Every single bonus.
He watches again when we uploadit and he'd be buying the merch
Shouts out to Tori from Texas.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Keep this in, man, let everyone know.
Shout out to Tori, leteverybody know he may be like
Delaney's number one fan,honestly.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Hell yeah, tori, if you can drink in your hand do
what you want to do with this,and they switched over to Twitch
.
When they could easily be inthe Patreon.
Yeah, every single time westream or I mean uh, discord,
you know what?
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Anyway, let's, let's do this.
Just respect, respect, respect,that's all.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Let's do this.
Hello everyone, welcome todon't look under the internet
internet comedy horror podcastdedicated to Shouts out to Tori
from Texas.
This episode's for you, and youspecifically, and I guess
others that listen.
But you get this episode.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
But if you're listening and no one else is
around you, you can think thatit's all yours.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Tori's the fucking G, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
Seriously though.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
My housekeeping Deluty Housekeeping is just Tori
from Texas.
All right, that's it forhousekeeping um, yeah, this is
new uh yeah, we're on uh parttwo of uh midwest angelica.
We ended the last one for themoment, because we were like,
hey, uh, we're an hour deep.

(02:18):
It turns out we're only abouthalfway there, so let's make
this a two-parter.
Uh, so we did just that.
Uh, so last we ended was Doug.
I'll kind of let you TLDR wherewe ended last.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Yeah, so essentially we saw home kind of go down in
flames.
We saw the rise and the moreknowledge of what the Starkill
infestation looks like.
Um, we saw some more pieces ofthe puzzle uh, come out of the
woodwork with some names of somechurch goers that went missing

(02:55):
and now we know where they went.
Um, and we talked about theAkashic plane, um, which is the
way that the Starkill networktalks to itself, talks amongst
itself, and yeah, that's kind ofwhere we left off.
There's a lot more coming up.
There's so much more.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
So much more, and if you guys are interested, I have
the next set of videos.
No, thank you, but I do topiggyback off of Mike.
I do actually just want to do areal quick toast, if you'll
join me, Doug, because I knowyou're helping me out tonight.
Again, once again.
Tori, thank you so much forbeing here every fucking week.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Cheers to you, bud.
Funnily enough, I said that andacknowledged him for always
being here, and I think wepicked the one moment that he's
not here to actually saysomething about it.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
I think we did.
He's going to have a reallyfunny like listening, like
re-listen to this and be likewhat the fuck?
Let's take it all back.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Take it all back, Tori you're going to give me,
actually, um actually thisepisode goes out to Jay surprise
actually, actually, um,actually, this episode goes out
to jay surprise actuallyactually now that we're talking
about it um where's fro he'sstill living in an underpass, he
can't

Speaker 5 (04:14):
afford internet this week oh yeah, that's right, you
can't listen because you can'tafford to dude I felt so okay,
well, we can talk about itanother time let's get the fuck
right

Speaker 6 (04:25):
back into.
Yeah, really, uh.
Let's get back to, uh, midwestangelica um.
So, as doug said, last westarted or last we left off, we
learned a little bit more aboutum.
The star kill in like infection, I guess.
We learned how it communicatesum and we also learned that
there are uh.
We learned how it communicatesUm and we also learned that

(04:46):
there are.
Uh.
We learned very, very lightlythat there's like a series of
tests that can be run.
There was not too muchinformation given on that.
So this next video it's calledBabylon Um, and this it starts
off uh, with.
So pretty much all of these nextvideos are going to be uh
preface with, with archivalfootage, with a date given to it

(05:08):
, and it's all in sequentialorder.
This specific one it goes overthe interior of a home base and
it shows the different hallways.
You see these differentsecurity cameras and you
actually see that there's a lotof areas that have no infection
in it.
It's just the infrastructurethat was built for it.

(05:35):
And then we get introduced tothese.
We get a bigger introduction tothese things called the SYN
tests.
Now, what the SYN tests are?
It seems to be a series ofquestions designed to root out
like what your I don't even knowhow to describe this Like what
your nature is, like if yournature is human or if it's not
human, and all of these, thequestions that are a part of

(05:59):
these tests have very like human, emotion based answers to them,
and there's there's a range ofcorrect answers, but there's
also a very wide range ofincorrect answers.
Now, the ones we see in thisvideo are we see, uh, ezra and
we see spencer.
Those are the two that we seeperforming these sin tests

(06:20):
spencer oh oh oh spencer'sspraga.
Spencer's a very important name,remember that.
Um, so the first one we see iswe see, uh, we see, spencer, and
he goes through these, this, uh, the sin test, and they ask
some very random questions, um,about family, about food, just

(06:44):
things that you, mike, doug,matt, all of us, like we
wouldn't think twice about,because I don't eat, as far as I
know.
We're all human, so this is,it's very much rooted in human
nature.
Um, so spencer answers thesequestions and, like it's, the
questions themselves aren't thatimportant.
All you need to know is theanswers that you hear from

(07:06):
Spencer are very normal.
They're things that youprobably could have answered
yourself.
Now, it's three questions andby the end of the third question
, it's very clear that DrSpencer is not, as they say,
infected.
Now, we just talked a lot aboutthe Starkill.
We talked a lot about how itinfects things.

(07:30):
Doug was talking a bunch abouthow rapidly it fucking happens.
So apparently, again, this ishome base.
So we know that a lot of homebase is overrun with this.
I mean, honestly, let's call ita space fungus at this point.
Um, it's infected the hallways,it's infected certain computer

(07:51):
terminals and now they'retesting everyone in these clean
areas, to make sure that whoeverthey're talking to, whoever
they have on the team, it's notinfected with the star kill
which connects them to them, tothis network that lets them
communicate almost like a hivemind.
So Spencer gets asked threequestions, passes, says nope, no

(08:14):
sign of infection.
Ezra gets asked three questions, but the last question that was
answered leaves some room forquestions, so they ask more
questions, and I think it was atotal of seven questions that
got asked, and by the end of it,they determined that Ezra had
been infected with Starkill,which means Ezra's mind has been

(08:35):
influenced by this contagion, Iguess.
So Ezra was ordered to beeliminated.
So Ezra has been killed.
Spencer, however, has been putin cryostasis or cryosleep,
because, apparently, whateverSpencer knows is of utmost
importance and they need to makesure that information remains

(08:58):
safe.
So they put him in cryostasis,cryosleep, stasis, cryo sleep,
um.
The last thing that we learned,though, is that april 4th is
when the operation to eliminatethe threat begins.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
There's not a lot given on it.
Did they mention that likespencer was like mildly infected
or something and the cryo wasto like slow it or some shit
correct?

Speaker 6 (09:19):
that was at the very end of the video is when, after
Spencer gets put into cryo,after they decide the date for
the operation to eliminate theStarkill threat, it's infecting
his dick.
Hopefully, no, there's adiagram.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
Yeah, it's infected.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
No, there is.
The wireframe diagrams arefantastic and actually, if you
look at the CT scan that wastaken of him, it does appear to
be right around or aboveSpencer's dick the dick area,
the fat upper dick area.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
He shouldn't have fucked that chunk.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
I was going to say I think I can fuck that chunk.
Don't stick your dick in that.

Speaker 6 (10:05):
Just don't man.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Someone.
If alien life does come toEarth, someone's going to be
like I'm going to be the firstone to fuck it.
I'm going to fuck it, oh yeah,I'm going to fuck it.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
There's already someone on Earth planning for
that, I'm sure I mean, are younot?

Speaker 4 (10:18):
They're jerking it to ET in preparation right now.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
I wonder what ET's real name is it's fucking, it's
Zrek.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
I'm not even kidding.
I love you.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Z-R-E-K.
Zrek.
Interesting that you know that.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
I literally just that is a very good question.
This weekend we were in lineslightly inebriated, read it
writing the et ride and I waslike what the fuck is et's real
name?
And then I googled it andapparently there was a second
movie that was supposed to bemade and in the like the writing

(10:56):
of the second movie uh, theynamed him zrek interesting.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
What a bizarrely opportune moment.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Seriously, I was like holy shit.
I know that, Just Ian dug up.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
I love it.
Matt, keep that up, ask himwhen Tootsie Rolls were invented
.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
He might know that one too.
He might know it.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
I don't.
The last thing we see and hearis that April 4th is when this
operation to eliminate thethreat is going to begin.
Spencer's put into cryostasissimply because, well, yes, he
did pass the sin test.
There is, they don't say it,but they heavily, heavily,
heavily imply that there isinfection inside Dr Spencer, and

(11:45):
they show a ct scan that showskind of what it looks like.
And as long as you've seen someof the imagery of, uh, what the
star killer infection lookslike, you can put two and two
together and we go, oh, he'sinfected, um, but that's about
the end of, uh, the babylonvideo.
Um, the biggest thing to takeaway here is the sin tests and
the individuals that wereinvolved with it and what came

(12:08):
of that.
The next video we see is calledColosseum.
Now, this again begins with anarchive file and it shows some
real fucking weird CT scans orcomputed topography scans, which
is essentially magnets, beingamazing and showing us the
inside of people's brains andshit.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
How do they work?

Speaker 3 (12:29):
They don't work when they get wet.
I know that.
They don't when they're wet,actually, I know this one.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
I was slightly inebriated at Universal.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
I love how one story starts like this.
So we get these weird CT scansand after we see like a it's
like three or four of them andit literally it looks like a CT
scan of either somebody's brainwho has grown tentacles, or
somebody's abdomen who has growntentacles.

(13:02):
One of the two tentacles areinvolved.
That's all you need to know.
And then after this, we get atext chat that's between.
All you see is Churchill andMichaels, and we're assuming
that this is Gamma Churchill andfuck, I forget Michael's first
name.
I don't think it really matters.
Michael's a different person.

(13:22):
It establishes that Michael'shad seen images like this while
dreaming, and these images beganright around April 5th, it's.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Lucas.
Sorry, dr Lucas.
Two first names 89, right, yeah, he went missing in 89.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
He was the head physician at home?
Is this the?

Speaker 4 (13:47):
oh yeah, perfect so bite of 89.

Speaker 6 (13:51):
Technically, michaels has seen images like these ct
scans, these super fucked up ctscans, ct scans while he's been
dreaming ever since the.
The date of April 5th 1985 iswhen he started seeing these.
Have we talked about that dateat all?

Speaker 3 (14:14):
I know that Debbie just hit the wall around that
time.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
So I'll take that as a no.
So when apparently the firsttime the anomaly AZ-001 was
discovered was April 5th 1985.
It was discovered orbiting.
Jupiter.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
What.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Orbiting Orbit.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?

Speaker 5 (14:49):
welcome to really questionable podcast where we
just keep asking questions.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Really questionable podcast really questionable and
it's exactly this podcast,really questionable podcast.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
Are we a podcast I?
Don't even know anymore.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Anyway, jason, thank you so much, matt.
So, after we discovered thatMichaels has been having almost
the same dream of AZ-001orbiting Jupiter Since the date
it was discovered orbitingJupiter, that should light up a
few fucking light bulbs in yourhead about, hmm, something's

(15:31):
going on.
So this is discovered Michaelsis actually given command of an
organization who will be workingin conjunction with NASA, and
then we switch right back toHome Delta, march 1987.
We discover that Home Delta wasactually founded by Gamma

(15:55):
Churchill and Dr Spencer.
We get a clip of a lecture fromthe late 80s I think it's
actually 87, where the AkashicPlane is actually explained and
what they say is the network is.
The Akashic Plane is explainedas the network that the Starkill

(16:19):
threat uses to communicate witheach other and itself is how
it's described, which means notonly is the starkill infection
extension of itself, but it'sable to split its consciousness
into several pieces and talk toeach other, which is fucking
terrifying, 1896 that's when thetootsie roll was invented,

(16:43):
jesus fuck oh my

Speaker 4 (16:43):
god right out of here you can thank slapping
mothman's ass for that reallywin.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
Yes best part is is, since we're saying it on this
show, nobody will believe usmods get this guy so we see this
lecture and actually I thinkit's.
I have a theory of who theperson talking is we'll get to

(17:14):
that in a second, but it showsthis lecture where the Akashic
Plane is explained and it's to agroup of students who are
studying this telepathic linkbetween these different nodes of
infection.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Um, we hear more and more about this, um they don't
even say, like they're just likeschool, like uh, what is it
like a, like a, like a a teacher, like it looks like it's like a
teacher at class you knowcollege lecture, it's all, yeah,
college lecture yeah, it lookslike a college lecture.

(17:50):
I love how he's like humanscannot keep up with this thing.
It is, yeah, evolution.
I love that.
He's just like we are fucked,so we gotta just take away shit
about it, dude.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
the best takeaway of this is that the whoever is
saying this literally goes yeah,even if all fucking eight and a
half billion of us got togetherand tried to create a solution
to this problem, the fact of thematter is, is the problem's
mind is so far advanced thateven all eight and a half

(18:24):
billion of us don't evenapproach a hundredth of a
fraction of what this thing canthink of.
So even if every human on Earthgot together and tried to think
of something together, itwouldn't fucking matter.
So the direness of this threatis amplified and everyone's like

(18:44):
fuck, this thing could killEarth.
Like this is a.
If we were going to SCPclassifications, this would be
an Apollyon-level event for sure.
So in response, this thing soyou guys know the Tower of Babel
, right, the old, the old, old,old one, like the, the mythical

(19:06):
one that has basically, you cantranslate every language to a to
each other it's the christianexplanation for why everybody
speaks different languages yeah,pretty much, that's the tower
of babel we get project babel on.
This project is designed tobuild a tower that can help us
interface with this, uh, akashicplane or this neural network

(19:31):
that communicates with thesedifferent nodes of fungi all
over the world or, at the veryleast, within home base the
thing that really bothers meabout the diagram for this one
is that the the the outer ringsof it are smaller as they go up
like a cake would be, but thenthe little donuts inside, the

(19:51):
one in the middle is smaller.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
I don't know something about this, really
bugs me 0 out of 10, worstanalog horror ever.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
For architectural stupidness.
So after this lecture, webasically get the gist that
we've known about this threatfor a minute, just not too much
about it.
We then start to learn aboutsomething called the
Deathbringer squads.
So Tower of Babel was designedto essentially let us network

(20:21):
with the Akashic Plane, which isthe neural network that the
Starkillan faction uses tocommunicate with itself and
other versions of itself.
If we can integrate with that,we can basically eavesdrop on
the conversation it has withitself.
So they constructed somethingcalled the Tower of Babel or

(20:42):
Project Babylon, and it wasbuilt by integrating the akashic
plane into its framework.
Um, essentially, we took very,very fundamental um learning
modules from this network and weintegrate directly into our own
computing systems and then tryto connect to it almost like a
uh, like an internet connection.
Rosetta stone, um, yeah,rosetta stone.

(21:04):
Um.
We then learn about somethingcalled the death bringers, which
, damn, that is a badass name.
Um, the death bringers refer toa squad of individuals both
this is this is where it getsweird both very much dead and
very alive, simply because theDeathbringer squad is the only

(21:27):
squad in history to attempt tointegrate the Starkill infection
into their own genome.
So this squad was created as aresponse to the Starkill
infection.
What we are trying to do isharness the endurance, the
amplified abilities, the godlikeness that this infection

(21:48):
displays, and we're trying toput it inside humans so we can
control it and then basicallydefeat this thing that's trying
to kill us.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
They basically made a bunch of Rhiannon men from
Invincible you know, oh yeah,pretty much Hundred percent.
They're like cyber.

Speaker 6 (22:06):
We are cybermen.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
Cybermen.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
No wait, that's Alex.
So they went through thisproject.
They injected star killinfection into people's cells.
I will say about 90% of thepeople that tried this died
almost immediately.
And here's one of the moreimportant parts.
One of the biggest symptoms ofbeing injected with the Star

(22:34):
Kill infection to try andintegrate was liquefaction.
That should bring us backsomewhere, huh.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Liquid factions.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
Liquid factions?
No, it liquefies you.
If you were not accepted, yourskin, your organs, your blood,
your bones, everything turnsliquid and just leaks everywhere
and obviously you fucking die.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
And this is how.
When Jason mentioned this Idon't know if anyone recalls in
the first episode, when he wastalking about home, I thought it
was blood coming out of thehelmet.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
It is not.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Brought it to my attention Makes sense that it is
like they're, it's them, it'sjust them, liquefied, coming out
of the fucking, exactly.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
So the reason I was so adamant when you guys brought
that up is because I knew thatthis is where we were heading.
So it's not just blood, it'sjust tissue, it's organs, it's
fucking everything.
So Starkill has a very, very,very potent effect on let's call
it the uninitiated.
I guess, because there weresome success stories when it

(23:40):
came to integrating Starkillinfection into human genomes,
and that's where theDeathbringers come in.
So the Deathbringers squad wasa group of individuals who
managed to survive the Star-KillInfection integration.
Not only did it give them superstrength like hyper-awareness,

(24:01):
almost omniscience but it linkedeverybody telepathically, so
anytime that you had a feeling,thought or anything, anybody
else who was infected by thestar kill infection, labeled as
death bringers, knew about it.
So it's it's almost instantresponse time, like it's it's.
It's just a huge leg up overeverything.

(24:21):
Not only that, there was talksof one individual gaining
complete control over thisDeathbringer squad, not
mentioned at this point in time.
We will get there, though.
So they go over these.
Deathbringers who have thesesuperhuman abilities and they

(24:43):
show what they look like andlike it looks painful the
reanimation transformation lookshorrendous like it looks like
your bones almost get ripped outand reformed.
Sometimes you get extra limbs,sometimes you get extra organs,
um, but the big takeaway is, isthat like's, this is near
immortal status.
So, at this point, we haveseveral humans on earth that

(25:07):
have are approaching, like God,levels of power and just
survivability.
Um, the worst part is, though,let's go back to Dr Spencer.
Um, remember how he was throwninto cryo sleep after
discovering he was only slightlyinfected.
He is given control of all ofthem, every single one.

(25:27):
They are all telepathicallylinked to his mind, and they
essentially tell him hey, drSpencer, you are the attack plan
.
Whatever you deem fit is what'sgoing to happen.
So Spencer gets control of thisDeathbringer squad who has
these superhuman abilities, andthis telepathic link is
apparently what's going tohappen.
So Spencer gets control of thisDeathbringer squad who has
these superhuman abilities, andthis telepathic link is

(25:48):
apparently what's going to bethe key to winning this battle.
Now it sounds like we'regearing up for an end-all be-all
, like we're going to fight thebig bad evil.
Yeah, we're just about there.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, my guy.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
So next video it never changes, I know that.
Exodus, so Exodus.
We've already heard, up to thispoint, what the plan is.
More or less.
All we know is this nextoperation is like a Hail Mary.
Like we do this, we killStarkill infection, we make sure

(26:27):
that the human race issolidified and we keep evolving
and we keep living.
So we get an overview of thebattle plan, which is we are
going to be using thisDeathbringer squad, linked to Dr
Spencer, to basically battlethis infection, make sure that

(26:47):
this doesn't happen anymore.
So we see the start sequence ofinterfacing and we see this
long, needle-like probe and weassume that all of the
Deathbringer squad is linked toit.
And so we see an overview ofwhat I assume to be is a CT scan
of the Starkill infection, withthe entry point getting closer,

(27:09):
closer, closer.
Mark, mark, mark.
We get five seconds away and allof a sudden, we lose connection
.
However, we do know that theDeathbringer squad has been
activated.
We get a bunch of static andthen, all of a sudden, we get a
red flashing screen that saysexodus.
Over and over again, and all wehear is project babylon has

(27:32):
failed.
There's a bunch of screaming,there's a bunch of loud noises,
um, and we, we see a bunch ofdeath and destruction.
Uh, we see the tower of babelas a silhouette of like like
right in front of the sunset,and we see these two huge
tentacles raised up from theground, almost like it's a
neuron link to something itlooks like this diagram of the

(27:55):
tower.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
The donut in the middle is actually bigger than
the other ones my immersion iscompletely destroyed zero out of
ten you're not wrong.

Speaker 6 (28:06):
Um, so after we hear that project babylon has failed,
we see the tower of babel getstaken over, um, and we see a
video of uh of somebody filming,and then gamma churchill and
he's wearing a gas mask.
He's got a bunch of gearfilming.
And then Gamma Churchill andhe's wearing a gas mask, he's

(28:27):
got a bunch of gear on, he's gota bunch of electronics in front
of him, and it says thatChurchill has been contacted by
somebody through the AkashicPlane receiver Just something
they set up to make sure theycan keep communications active
with the Deathbringer squad thatgot sent in to this neural
network.
Whoever this is just keepstaunting Churchill saying thank

(28:49):
you for the toys, I love it,like we're going to send these
right back to you, but they'regoing to be better, and it's
there's this super ominous tone.
So the very real thing thatthis Deathbringer squad has now
been turned to the Starkillinfection is now being sent back
to kill the people responsible.
However, the one thing thatthrows us off here is we get

(29:18):
taunting, taunting.
Thank you for the toys.
We get a very ominous good luckagainst them.
And it's signed Admiral Nero,thank you for the toys.
We get a very ominous good luckagainst them.
And it's signed Admiral Nero.
Now this is where everythingjust fucking gets shat sideways.
So we cut back on Churchill andhis gas mask dude and he's

(29:39):
setting up a bunch ofelectronics, sitting on the
floor and he goes, no Doug.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
What I just want to interject real quick, because I
I just want to like ask thequestion that I think some other
people might be thinking whenthey're watching this and it's
wouldn't if, if mr mr vega wasconnected to starkill and he was
given the plans and said hey,you can make these plans, it's

(30:04):
all up to you.
Um, don't you think fucking,all of it knows already good job
, doug, you caught the thing.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
So churchill sets up this jammer which apparently
scrambles the signals betweenthe akashic plane and everything
connected to it, so that, um,that includes these
Deathbringers.
So the whole last little bitFrom the Exodus video From
Admiral Nero Is essentiallysaying hey, these Deathbringers
you created, yeah, these areours now and I'm going to send

(30:38):
them your way.
So Churchill puts a signaljammer on Haven't heard that
before?
However, it ends heard thatbefore.
However, it ends up scramblingwhatever telepathic link that
these Deathbringers have to,like the hive minds, and they
get real confused and Churchilland his buddy end up destroying

(30:59):
all of them.
Last one they kill, he goesokay, he turns to fuck.
I don't remember who he's with,he's with another, assumedly
full-blown human, and he pullsoff one of the Deathbringers'
masks and he goes okay, this isyours.
Now your new mission is toinfiltrate whoever the fuck is

(31:20):
doing this, observe and report,just to give me information and
we can decide on what our nextmove is.
And I will tell you where ournext plans begin, and that is
it's with a communal meetingbetween nasa, the us government
and admiral nero.
That's been decided already,and so, apparently, the first

(31:45):
move will begin with thismeeting, and with that we move
on to the very next video.
It's called Homecoming.
Now this video fucking slaps.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
I love this video.
It's so fucking good.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
The fucking, the classical music, beethoven, the
fucking nukes.
It's great.
We saw that Project Babylon hasfailed according to Earth.
At this point, we're fucked.
So there's a very convincingspeech that is made by someone

(32:20):
that we now know as General Piso.
Now, the very end of the lastvideo was Churchill saying tell,
Nero Pizzo is coming for himand he will know what that means
.
Next video we get is GeneralPizzo giving a speech to what
looks like US Congress, or justthe US people, essentially

(32:43):
saying that the Starkill threathas been eliminated, and there's
a fucking montage of bombsgoing off over sunsets on top of
installations, beethoven'splaying in the background.
It's fucking great.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
The words obliterated keep showing up flashing on the
screen.
It's fucking amazing.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
Oh, it's fucking it's .
It's amazing and essentiallywhat happens here is the us
government is attributing theirpower to be at least tenfold of
what god has.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
That is the point of this video one of the now did
you catch the reference to oneof them is um, uh, they say
something like the jones familyhas been found and it just shows
them, just lighting it up andit's a very joe, and they're
just shooting them, absolute.
They're going.
What is it?
Um?
Which?
Which one?
Is it jason?
Is it like jason takesmanhattan where it like just

(33:37):
starts off, with the militaryjust obliterating him?
jason goes to hell yeah that'swhat this was the rocket fucking
shoot the rocket launcher athim yeah, that's exactly what
happens oh?

Speaker 6 (33:48):
dude, it's just all out fucking war.
It's great, but it doesn'tfucking matter.
None of it matters.
So, as of right now, what wethink is that this so General
Pizzo gave a speech saying theStarkill infection has been
obliterated right, the very lastbit of this video.

(34:08):
Uh, we get, we get a video cutto home and we see this blue,
like electronic face, like builtinto a computer screen, and we
see, we see the star killinfection built into a computer
screen, and we see the Starkillinfection everywhere.
It's just it's hanging from therafters, it's infecting

(34:29):
everything.
However, we just got told, asthe American people, that there
is no Starkill infection anymore.
This is where we learn that theperson making the speech is not
General Pizzo.
However, it is a stand-in by aninmate who is on death row in a

(34:50):
very specific region to help usfind out where this
transmission is coming from.
And if you caught the DeathNote reference, kudos to you.
Very last thing we see is home.
We hear this really, reallydisgruntled voice, distorted
voice, talking about how it's along-ass speech.

(35:12):
The essential points you needto hear are we're very much
still alive.
We will kill all of you.
Also, it's time for the betachunk.
You guys remember the alphachunk right mhm what about the
sigma chunk?
we'll get there, man.
We'll chunk some sigmas as longas you wanna.

(35:33):
Um, the impact point of asomething called the beta chunk
touched on earth and it showsthat there is much, much, much
more to this invasion.
That's the very end ofHomecoming.
The last video on my docket isa 42-second video called Pause,

(35:55):
and we've hit hard.
Cut back to the analog horror.
We see Channel 6 weather Ithink it's in Kansas and it
shows just like the breakdown ofthe day, but the thing to take
away here is Missouri.
Thank you, missouri.
It's so confusing.
Yeah, I know it shouldn't be,but the thing you need to pay

(36:17):
attention to is yeah, it's goingto tell you the weather for
today and tomorrow.
However, in like the middle topright, there is a dark tentacly
laden something just hanging inthe air, and that is nothing to
take away from that, and withthat I am done with my section.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
It do be, that way.
So the next section we shiftback to some found footage shit.
So the next video in thisseries is called paradise, and
paradise is actually about, um,the most paradise place on the

(36:56):
planet earth, obviously,paradise, missouri.
So this video takes off, uh, onjune 2nd of 1999 and it's a
video that's being filmed by aname man named marcus lukin, who
is an independent journalistfrom kansas city, and he talks
about a tv station from paradise, missouri, where he saw some

(37:17):
crazy shit going on in may, andthis is what jason was just
talking about in the pause video.
He saw this broadcast on tv, sohe wants to come to paradise,
like another angle or some shitwell, we'll get there.
So, um, he wants to come toparadise and figure out what it
is that he actually saw hangingin the air on the news.

(37:37):
Um, so he drives into paradise,missouri, and he parks his car
and starts walking around and hefilms a bunch of shit.
There's a house, he zooms in onsome flowers and eventually he
comes across the lake that isshown in the broadcast and he
looks up over it and wouldn'tyou fucking know it?
The thing from the TV broadcastis still just chilling there up

(38:01):
in the air and this thing, itjust starts shitting, no way it
starts shitting.
No way it starts shitting, boy.
Things start falling out ofthis thing, plopping all over
the ground, and the obviousquestion at this point is how
has nobody noticed or saidanything about the gigantic
shitting mushroom in the sky?
What a fucking sentence.

(38:23):
So we're going to find out.
But he decides that he needs toget closer to this thing.
So good idea he uh tries to getcloser to this mushroom, he
figures out that it has justshitted all over some playground
equipment he's zooming in onthis stuff, this goop that is
dropping out of the thing in thesky, and it looks very similar

(38:44):
to the things that we saw in thevery early videos that were
like eating up the fucking deerand shit, and then he takes a
gander at the water around theplayground equipment and it's
just it's blood, ass, red.
Um, what other liquids may becoming out of these things that
are relevant to this story?
I don't know maybe we alreadycovered that.
Oh yeah, my, my cum is redsometimes.

(39:05):
I went to the doctor and theytold me that was pretty normal,
so I'm not too worried about it.
Um, I wouldn't be so you startyeah, yeah, it's fine, it comes
and goes, that's all good aboutthe time that I think that I
should really go back and askabout it again.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
It clears up, so we're all good um it's like a
car you know, you just can't getit.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
To recreate the issue exactly you take it to the
mechanic.
You're like look, my dick doesthis.
And they're just like, thatlooks fine to me, but quick beat
off in front of me and we'llsee if that happens.
Yeah, don't mind the camera Iused to pay people to watch me
beat off, and now I pay peopleeven more to watch me beat off
and then give me a diagnosis atthe end but people pay you to

(39:47):
watch you beat off if that's theway that you've been doing it.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
I need to know your secrets it's called only fans
and you just beat off and theypay you to do it no, that
doesn't sound right.

Speaker 6 (39:59):
You guys are getting paid.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
Yeah, that's the thing, mike, you and matt aren't
apparently I just do it infront of unsuspecting women in
my office.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
What is louis ck up to these days?
I?

Speaker 5 (40:15):
think he has good.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
So, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I got to be, Anyhow, this
Lucas fella.
He starts walking around andinvestigating the area.
He finds a house and he walksup to this house and he zooms in

(40:39):
on a window and there's just betentacles up in this house,
just living there and you startto wonder where the fuck are all
the people.
So he's like all right, I gotto get the fuck out of here.
He runs away, he gets in hiscar and starts driving off and

(41:04):
he eventually he's like I needto find some place to stay
because this shit's getting outof hand.
So he finds this place calledthe Deer Lodge Motel and he goes
into the Deer Lodge Motel anddecides to stay there for the
evening.
And he goes into the bathroomand opens the tap and that blood
, red shit just starts comingout of the tap and he's like
well, that's fucking weird.
Anyway, I'm going to turn thecamera off now because I'm going

(41:27):
to go to sleep.
So he decides to sleep in thismotel room where there's blood
coming out of the pipes, andwhile he's doing so, this
fucking entity just comes intothe room and starts hovering
above his bed and it 100% lookslike an angel and it seems like
it says something, but you can'treally make out what it says,
and then it just fuckingdisappears.
So the next morning he wakes upand he's standing in the

(41:48):
parking lot.
He's like man.
I had some really fucking weirddreams last night and anyway,
I'm not afraid anymore and thisis where the show touched by an
angel came from holy shit maybeor seventh I don't have, I don't
have

Speaker 5 (42:05):
it.
I don't have a witty.
I don't have a witty quip forthat one um all right, moving on
anyway.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
So he says I'm not afraid anymore.
So he's like, uh, I'm justgonna start walking around and
seeing if I can find some moreweird shit.
So it seems, uh like, well, hegets back in his car and he
takes off down the road and heum comes across this field where
there's just this big ass,fleshy, fucking adat walking

(42:36):
around.
Yeah, I mean, that's exactlywhat it looks like.
It looks like exactly what itlooks like a four-year-old child
, a four-year-old child'sdrawing of a dog, but it's like
200 feet tall.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
It looks like the thing from the Myst movie at the
end.

Speaker 5 (42:51):
Oh yeah, Before or after the man shoots his own
child in the head.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
Well, that's because the drawing was so bad.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Oh, right, right, right it had nothing to do with
how sad he was.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
That ending is fucking something else you got
out of the lines.
Timmy.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
Is it weird that I think that's one of the best
movie endings I've ever seen?

Speaker 5 (43:14):
Yes, this is a lot about something.
I don't know what it is aboutyou, but it says something my
cynicism my non-belief inhumanity.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Your desire to shoot children.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
The fact that we don't condone children yeah,
maybe anyhow, he's like a weirdthing

Speaker 3 (43:34):
he's like I need to keep looking.
So he investigates by goingback to the lake that he was at
earlier, which I guess took hima long fucking time to get there
, because by the time he getsthere it's like starting to turn
into night.
So he starts walking around inthe woods by this lake and he
eventually comes across theangel thing that was in his room

(43:57):
at night and um it again.
It just like makes a noise andthen it disappears and he's like
I don't know if the camera'sgonna fucking see that.
Well, the camera does fuckingsee that.
And so he keeps marching intothe forest and eventually he
comes across some more goop onthe ground and it turns out to
be the entrance to like a cave.

(44:17):
And he wanders into the caveand it's just like this long
cavern of just fleshy, grossbrown nast.
And when he gets to the end ofit we see the person that we've
been seeing in the gas mask getup from earlier videos.

(44:41):
And he's like help.
Help me.

Speaker 6 (44:46):
Help me dude.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Help.
Help me dude.
So that's the end of Paradise?
I'm gooped.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
Can we assume who that is at this point, or no,
dang it.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Peg already made me goop.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
I don't think it's stated in the earlier videos.
It becomes apparent in like mynext couple videos.
Did you read the description ofthat one?
Awesome, did I read thedescription of that one Boy?
I sure fucking didn't Beep it.
Oh shit, what are we saying?
What are we saying?
The tape is the second, createdby Marcus Lucan in late May to
early July of 1999.
Both were found during aJapanese official investigation

(45:22):
in 2001, and they were thoughtto have been leaked by a former
CIA operative.
Two other tapes by Lucan havesince been found, but they
weren't included in the originallink.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Did that answer your question?
Not really at all.
No.
No, it fucking didn't.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Okay, that same thing is explained later in the next
video.
The next video is calledterminated, and terminated
contains some tapes from thepentagon fuck, fuck.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
They hit the pentagon .
The chunk hit the chunk hit thepentagon.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
So these tapes were evidently found alongside
lukin's footage that we werejust watching.
Um, and they are moretelevision broadcasts.
So these television broadcastsare like emergency announcements
, the original, so these newsupdates cut in to television and
we get basically we gettemperatures and shit.

(46:22):
It's hot in Topeka, apparently,but it is hot in.
Topeka.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
The weather is hot in Topeka.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
But as this news broadcast goes on, something
scrolls across the top of thescreen and it says that there's
a water boil advisory Maybebecause somebody's jizz and
blood cum all up in the waterpipes.
That there's a water boiladvisory, maybe because
somebody's jizz and cum jizz andblood cum all up in the water
pipes.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
It has nothing to do with this whole alien thing.
It's just some crazy guy justjerking the water system.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
Just the homeless, it's just enraged Randy just
sticking his dick in the waterman.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
We've asked him to stop Alert alert there's cum in
the water.
Alert.
We've asked him to stop, butevery time we do, he claims to
be a sovereign citizen andthere's just nothing we can do
about it.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
I'm a sovereign citizen.
I have super semen.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
So it follows that by an on-scene reporter, and
they're like oh fuck, look atthis fucking giant flesh dog
thing and this floating mushroomabove it and we get footage of
the thing that uh lucan foundearlier and um, then this video

(47:34):
that we're watching, which islike a recording of this tape,
says broadcast terminated andthen there's an explanation that
pops up on the screen whichtells you that home has hijacked
the broadcast and they shut itdown, or at least that's what
they figure happened here.
So this is it's a coverup.
Essentially, what is happeningis they don't want anybody to

(47:57):
actually know what is happeningin paradise Missouri.

Speaker 6 (48:01):
Weird Almost like the talking about the Starkill
threat was lying.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
It's almost like home .
Home is up to.
Threat was lying.
It's almost like home.
Home is up to something it'snot even home anymore.

Speaker 6 (48:11):
It's like home 2.0 well, that's explained in the
next 16 fucking minute videothat I have ah piss, actually it
may not even be explained inthis one to be fair, they did
say that out of the Starkillinfection that infected home,
there is a stronghold.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
I got a stronghold for you there, buddy, and it
shoots blood.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Is it just home by itself for all of this?

Speaker 3 (48:43):
What do you mean?
What?

Speaker 4 (48:44):
do you mean there's two homes?
There's?

Speaker 3 (48:46):
home Delta, and there's.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
Yeah, there's home and home.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Delta.
It isn't just home.
It's not home alone.

Speaker 6 (48:55):
No like.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
We'll see you next week for part three, everybody
I'm kicking Mike out of thefucking river.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Anyway, the next fucking video is called Apostles
.
Apostles starts right off therip by kind of explaining what's
going on, and this is more shitfrom the Pentagon.
Apparently, home Delta wascompletely assimilated by
Starkill, which we could haveinferred from the things that

(49:26):
are happening in the earliervideos, but the entirety of
everybody who was working forhome delta has been assimilated
into the star kill at this point, which would wait.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
No, I thought they said it was obliterated and gone
and it was done.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
They did yeah, it was cleaned up yeah, it's all good
it's you don't need to worryabout it anymore champ, just
inject Viramectin into yourveins, just remember your three
Fs buddy Front

Speaker 6 (49:54):
lawn face down, fuck yourself.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Feet together.
So anyway, this footage wasapparently recorded shortly
after Home Delta was completelyassimilated by the Starkill, and
it's this recording devicething that we've seen in a few
different other videos and it'splaying a recording that
explains that General GC Piso isDr Gamma Churchill himself.

(50:18):
He is actually.
They are one and the same.
Piso is the.
So it could be inferred thatthe idea that dr piso was
actually a inmate it was was alie.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
It were lied to you sounds like he's a piso shit
actually spoiler alert theopposite.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
He's the only one who's not um.
So uh, anyway, a man wasspeaking at a conference and was
eliminated by home operatives.
It kind of talks about whathappened earlier that, like um,
they the gc, like general pisowas, was a inmate and he was

(51:06):
eliminated by home operatives.
That doesn't actually seem tobe the case, or maybe it is.
I don't think that's like fullyexplained.
Although we really get fromthis is that Churchill, who is
actually the guy in the mask, isalso GC Piso.
So it's like sort of revealedat this point that the man who
is in the mask, who has beentalking to the camera, is Dr

(51:28):
Churchill Winston.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Yeah, Winston, are you?

Speaker 3 (51:34):
He so see, he was also part of Project Pegasus and
so he came back.
He came to 1999 and saw thatthis was going to happen.
Holy shit, that's funny and sohe egged on World War II.
Yeah.
It's all yeah, see it all.
It's all tied together.
But so this video goes on toclaim that Dr Spencer was

(51:58):
recovered from, like recoveredfrom the Sarkill infection, and
it was asked.
And then he asked that homeoperatives eliminate Dr
Churchill who he claimed hadsuccumbed to the infection and
was attempting to subvertoperations.
So what has happened hereessentially is that Dr Spencer

(52:22):
came to the Starkill infectionand then when he got control of
everybody, he was like do mybidding.
And then he turned everybody onDr Churchill and had them
attack him.

Speaker 6 (52:33):
Um, remember when we talked about Spencer being like
the, the telepathic control unit?
Yeah, that that's when ithappened.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Yeah, so, um, anyway, we get a bunch of dialogue from
Dr churchill here and he saysthat he's going to go in alone
and he is going to basically tryto find the center of the hive
mind or star kill and try todisable the thing or shut it
down in some way, and thateverybody else that he has been

(53:03):
working with up until this pointis dead or has been assimilated
, I guess.
So presumably this is whatleads up to Lucan eventually
finding him.
So he goes to check out thewhole situation.
He says that he's like narrowedit down to a small area of the
country.
This turns out to be the KansasCity area.
So he explains that he'swandered around Kansas City, in

(53:26):
like that area in Missouri, fora long time.
There's like some fine footagetype stuff, a video of him in a
field and in Kansas City whereyou can kind of see the angel
thing floating around I'm tryingto summarize this somewhat
because this is 16 minutes ofhandheld footage.
But eventually he comes across,uh, something in paradise,

(53:51):
missouri, and he says that, uh,maybe he has actually found the
source of the thing.
So he wanders over to the lakethat we've seen in Lucan's film
before and he finds the samegoopy shit on the ground that
Lucan wandered into, and then weget to see firsthand what

(54:14):
happened to Dr Churchill as hewandered through this thing.
So he goes into the big fleshytube.
He comes across the angel thing.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
The angel thing shows him its butththole, it appears
um you're not wrong and thenthat's my butt, kaleidoscope
that's the angel slushy tubeimagine if my anus were made of
trapezoids this man got to enterso many fleshy tubes before he
perished.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
Splash interfacing Doug.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
A doobie, what a doobie.
So this thing says some shit tohim.
It explains like I thought Ihad this written in my notes.
I've lost track of my notes, asI tend to do.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
He's like who the hell?

Speaker 5 (55:04):
are you?
And he's like you fucking knowwho I am, you little bitch.
And then he says what his nameisessional.
He's like who the hell are you?
And he's like you fucking knowwho I am, you fucking figure it
out.
And then he says what his nameis and it's like and you?

Speaker 6 (55:13):
can't even hear it it's just Carl.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
My name is Dave my name is Murd my name is Murd.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Anyway.
The thing talks to him and itsays I am the unbounded soul,
the consciousness within,Eternal but cyclical.
But your story ends here,Churchill.
A beautiful narrative.
Perfection is what it says.
So basically, aren't I such agood writer?
Isn't this such a great way towrap this story up?

(55:44):
Um, and then.
Stupid question no meta here atall.
Stupid question but aren't Isuch a good writer?
Isn't this such a great way towrap this story up?
Um, and then.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
Stupid question, but are those?
Is this thing the beta chunk,or is this?

Speaker 3 (55:57):
a phantom.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
This is beta chunk the thing he's in is beta chunk,
alpha chunk was the firstinstance beta chunk.
Yeah, Alpha chunk was the firstinstance.
Beta chunk is the bigger bit.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
No, no, no, I'm talking about the angel thing.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
I don't think the angel.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
Isn't that a phantom, technically, technically?
The reason I bring that up isbecause it's named way earlier
in one of the videos I talkedabout, but was never really like
.
We learned like what an altarwas and a temple was and all
that yeah, the next video that Ihave explains the names of all
these.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Okay, sorry my bad.
Yeah, nah, I forgot about that.

Speaker 6 (56:37):
Yeah, no good, doug all this proves that you're
paying attention.

Speaker 5 (56:42):
I don't even know where I am, so cool, sick yeah,
anyway.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
So this video ends with um basically picking up
where the last video that we sawfrom lucan ends and we get to
see it again from lucan'sperspective and he's looking at
churchill and churchill reachesout and he hands him that thing
that um yours.
What is that?
The fucking that thing thatyou're just?
What is that fucking thingcalled that you're supposed to

(57:09):
take in to get samples of theshit?
The probe, yeah, the probe.
So he hands him the probe andhe's like take this to the
fucking Pentagon.
And he's like what?
And he's like Pentagon.

Speaker 6 (57:21):
You gotta take it there.
To be fair, the probe literallylooks like three solar panels
attached to a really long needleyeah, that's just what it looks
like, or just like an oldsatellite or something.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Yeah, yeah, it's literally like a minecraft squid
100 like straight up.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Do be also looking like that just water frame.
So the last video is just sortof info dump, um.
So this is a video calledgospel and it's just a shot of
how long ago was this uploaded?
a month oh yeah, january 30th2025 so I guess almost two
months, um, but this is like avideo of an old school database

(58:04):
system, and so it boots up andit provides us some information
about the different things thatmake up this whole structure of
Starkill.
Funness is what has meant wementioned before, but it's
basically just like a pillar,that with a cross on top, and

(58:28):
these are apparently thesmallest type of star kill
biomass that's capable ofcommanding and producing two
different types of entities.
So the first type of entity iscalled a phantom and it says
they appear nearlyindistinguishable from humans,
but they have the capability totransform into wretches.
So I don't know, if these arelike the glowing things that are

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floating around, because itsays they're indistinguishable
from humans.
But the glowing floating thingsthat are like floating around
are very easily distinguishablefrom humans by the fact that
they fucking glow and float inthe air so.
I don't know if they're thesame thing, but I suppose it's
possible.
I assume they were, but I don't.
I don't know if they're thesame thing, but I suppose it's
possible, I assume.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
I assumed they were, but I, I don't, I don't know see
, but like so.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
The next entity is called a wretch and it says
wretches are humanoid entitiesthat can be produced from an
altar or be converted from aphantom.
So I'm thinking that phantomsare legitimately just human
looking things which would be,like in the earlier videos, when
all the doctors are like beinglike turning into things and
then they start like fuckingfreaking out and like spawning

(59:34):
shit out of them.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
That is a phantom turning into a wretch when that
it's like okay, I think like thesame thing from uh mike's video
when the deer is like, yeah,yep, running around.

Speaker 6 (59:47):
It's like the same shit, yeah so I think like a,
like a larval stage almost yeah,I think the floating things.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
The floating thing, I think, is an entity, because it
says I am the consciousness.
So I think it is like the soul,or like at least the star kills
attempts at displaying itscentral consciousness to?

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
Is there only one floaty thing you think?

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
I'm thinking it is the same thing, because I didn't
mention this but earlier in oneof the videos where, when Lucan
is walking around in the forestand he sees the thing he's like
, that's the thing that's beencalling me here, and so I think
that it is the centralconsciousness and it's it's like
reaching out to him to likecome become part of the hive
mind have you guys seen, uh, themovie edger tomorrow with tom

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cruise?

Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
sure fucking haven't, nope, well, never mind.
Then.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
Structure b so structure b is a temple, and the
temple basically appears as amuch larger concentration of
star kill biomass, and it justlooks like a bunch of mushrooms,
and in fact, it does have rootsthat go underground.
So this is the thing that whenwe saw the family's house at the
beginning of the series andthen like all these mushrooms
are fucking growing up around it, that that's what this be.

(01:01:01):
This is a temple, and sotemples can spawn wraiths, and a
wraith is the giant lookingthing that can grow up to be up
to 200 feet tall, and it takesdifferent shapes depending on
the nature of the temple it issponsored from.

Speaker 6 (01:01:20):
So at this point you should kind of be recognizing
some of the things that weredescribed like in Act 1.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
I would hope so.
This is the last video.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
I would fucking hope so For now you know how I know
Mike feels bad right now Is thatI haven't heard him talk in a
while.
By a while, I mean most of thisepisode so I'm good, I'm just
letting it go all right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
So the last like entity thing that we learn about
is called a revenant, and thisthing just looks like a single
mushroom that excretes sporesfrom its bodies and it's able to
float using natural heliumreserves, which is the thing
that we've seen floating abovethe lake, just shitting all over
the place, um, shitting andpooping.
And the rest of this video uhexplains that there is well, it

(01:02:09):
goes on to talk about astructure C, but there's a
system error and it's not ableto retrieve that.
So I'm supposing either welearn about that later or
structure C has something to dowith the floating fucking thing,
I don't know.
And then we also learn thatthere's 20 terabytes of
biological memory in this system, which is for 1999 is an

(01:02:33):
absolutely insane amount of data.
I don't really know whatbiological memory means, because
it's just, it's a selection onthe Akashic Gospel.

Speaker 6 (01:02:48):
You should look up how much space the human memory
takes up.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Yeah well, so I don't know if this is all the
information that it has gottenfrom the people that it's
assimilated.
So it's collected 20 terabytesof information from people.

Speaker 6 (01:03:03):
Maybe that's what's going on here.
This is the brains episode fromFuturama.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Everything's compressed into mp3 files, rars.

Speaker 6 (01:03:14):
You gotta pay for WinRar if you want to figure out
what structure C is.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
I will never pay for WinRar, yeah, and so then this
ends by selecting a sectioncalled Unknown Data.
And when they section calledUnknown Data, and when they
click on Unknown Data, it saysEncrypted Data, and then it just
prints a bunch of fucking texton the screen.
Is this an ARG thing where youcan do something to decode this?
I don't fucking know.
I'm not gonna fucking find out.

(01:03:39):
You fucking figure it out.
Do the comments say anything.
This is deluty.
Do the comments say anything?
They say a lot of things.
Lots of people have lots ofopinions.
I don't think there's anythingin here that actually explains
or makes any attempt at it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
I'm sure we have to wait for a couple more videos,
but yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
So that is the end of everything that we've got from
Midwest Angelica up to thispoint.
Woo Hooray, I need more itMidwest.
Angelica up to this point.
I need more.
It's pretty fucking good, it'sreal solid.

Speaker 6 (01:04:09):
It's real good.
I'm sorry to just jump intothis, but as a person who loves
storytelling, this is, like Idon't know, my nirvana.
It's got the perfect everything.
It explains everything, Like itgives me reasons for why things

(01:04:30):
are doing things, and it givesme the details.
A lot of times when we coverthese things, I'm like okay,
what did the details say, though?
And most of the time, thedetails are garbage.
This, however, it fucking fillsthe details in for us.
It's got everything from likethe original thing that set the
event off all the way up to likethe explanation of how we might

(01:04:55):
counteract it.
Like it's.
It's just lore heavy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
I love that yeah, it's real solid.
The visuals are amazing.
Like I, I really love the blendof like real life footage and
3d models here.
Um, there's some points in theearlier videos where I don't
think the 3d modeling stuff likewith the videos of the doctors
and is done as well, as like thefootage from, say, vita karnas

(01:05:21):
I think what it.
What the earlier ones arereally missing is like some
shaky cam, but the creatorobviously figured that out later
in when they added like someshaky cam and like some focus
blurring and stuff like that,and the effect becomes very
convincing when they figure thatout and it's really it's super
sick.
I like it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:40):
Yeah, did this revitalize a little bit of like
analog horror?

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Nope, it's the exception that proves the rule.
Hey, I love it.
I don't even know.
I see what you can do with themedium in this and it makes me
hate everything else that's badand just boilerplate even worse.

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
Yes, I will say there's a part.
If you watch Nightmind's videoof this, he says something along
the lines of like, if you haveno like.
Basically he's going on aboutlike, if you have like, when you
can film something continuously, for whatever it is you're

(01:06:23):
doing, there's no break in likeinterest or whatnot.
Whatever it is you're doing, uh, there's no break in like
interest or whatnot.
And but if you only have yourcomputer to make this stuff, um,
you need to be able to fuckinglike, utilize it well enough to
where it.
It doesn't, it doesn't suck.
And unfortunately, a lot ofpeople are just like what if?
What if?

(01:06:44):
The news told us everything?
And and then they just go fromthere and you're like fuck.

Speaker 6 (01:06:49):
What if 2007 Microsoft PowerPoint told?

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
us all the information we needed.
I don't have Blender and Idon't know how to edit, but boy,
if I have Microsoft PowerPoint,and I can work with that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:02):
Hey, I've seen there's some good PowerPoints
out there, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:07:05):
Dude.
No, but like the wireframeusage in this, like some of the
videos that I saw of likeliterally like it was a 10
second clip of an opinfiltration and all it showed
was wireframe of like part ofthe facility and like some just
simple markers of the operativesmoving around and that got like

(01:07:27):
I was like holy shit, I'm herefor this, I love this.
This is like I'm, I'm, I'mconvinced.

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
Well, I mean shit.
One of my videos was arecreation of events played out
by dots and that was moreenthralling than half the things
I've seen on the internet inthe past month or two.
You know what I'm saying likedude.

Speaker 6 (01:07:45):
Honestly, I look back to Monument Mythos and shit.
Monument Mythos was awesome,but this kicked it up a notch.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
And the VHS filter on everything is one of the better
ones I've seen too.
You don't actively think, oh,this is a filter as you're
watching it.
It's pretty solid.

Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
No, it subtly tells you this is the late 90s, early
2000s like I have almost nocriticisms of this.

Speaker 5 (01:08:13):
It's very good yeah I yeah, I don't think I do either
and one of the things thatactually like really draws me
into is that the descriptionsexcept for the the exception of
one in my set of videos, um, wasnecessary.
Like there's a lot of info thatI wouldn't have got from not

(01:08:35):
reading the description of avideo that I had, except for one
, and like I was like kind offlabbergasted almost because,
like I see, a lot of people usethe description on a youtube
like media for like trying toput code or like a secret into
it or something like that.
But this one's like yeah, sothese videos are like this and

(01:08:56):
this like happened then and thisis how we found the video, yep,
and yeah, I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
There's not just like half-assed arg shit just
shoehorned in.

Speaker 6 (01:09:04):
No right, there are a total of there are four videos
total in this entire series thatuse base 64 as a description,
and every single one ismeaningful.
The first one, I think, wasknowledge, which was in one of
mine yeah, it was one of Doug's,I had the first one of mine.
Babylon description translatesto betrayal, which if you read

(01:09:27):
that and you see the subject ofit, which is Spencer and
Churchill, at that point in timeyou know that Spencer is not a
betrayer.
He's in it to win it, whichleaves one other option, which
tells you like it.
It gives the whole thing awayif you know where to dig but you

(01:09:48):
don't until the very end andlike that's, that's what I love,
yeah I think I really enjoythat there's no.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
At the end of every video it doesn't say created by
john smith yeah right yeah yeah,I appreciate that yeah, there's
no like which, unfortunately, Iwonder if that like has
contributed somewhat to the factthat this is a lesser viewed
series, even though it's betterthan some of the ones that do

(01:10:14):
that um yeah, there aren't 32000 subscribers but like I mean
that's pretty low compared tolike other things we've seen
like monument mythos and stuffum.

Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
It's also a lot higher than a lot of the things
we've covered.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
A lot higher than ours.
I think this deserves to be oneof the most viewed analog wars
and it isn't.
Yeah, I appreciate that there'sno like clout grabbing or like
an attempt to become like ananalog war influencer going on

(01:10:48):
here.
There is a merch site, butwhatever but it's, I don't.
I don't mind when people likethis.

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
Well, I also don't think I don't think a merch site
really deters me from likingsomething or not just because,
like, I mean shit, let them gettheirs.
If they're, I'd buy a fuckingshirt.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, honestly, I, I'd buy afucking shirt.

Speaker 6 (01:11:06):
You know I'm saying like honestly, I might go buy a
movie by angelica shirt rightnow.
Yeah, because like this shitwas awesome, I like like I want
more to be out now if they soldthis on vhs, like whenever they
finish, I would buy it like handit yeah yeah, even putting my
hater hater hat on here, I can'treally come up with much,

(01:11:28):
though.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
The one thing I said earlier was like the add some
shaky cam and some focus blur,but they figured that out,
obviously.
The other thing is that some ofthe voiceovers and like some of
the documents, like yes some ofthe stuff earlier on is like it
leaves a bit to be desired, likethey got the effect almost
right, but I think there justneeds to be a little bit more

(01:11:49):
inflection, because it's it'salmost that tiktok voice that I
hate yeah, almost you can verymuch tell that it's not somebody
from 1999 yeah, don't forget,they totally fucked up that
architecture for the uh oh yeah,the donut

Speaker 6 (01:12:05):
fuck the dough.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
You're right, a fucking donut so again, zero out
of ten this shit yeah, keep thesizes of your donuts in check,
jeez yeah, I have nothing moreto add.
You guys, I think, nailed it onthe head this honestly, on a
scale one to ten, I'm givingthis like a nine and a half this
is, this was like dude.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
Yeah, yeah, for sure for sure this.

Speaker 6 (01:12:25):
Okay, this scratched my fucking scp itch.
The scratch my vita carnes itchlike I don't know.
It hit all the right notes forcreepy.

Speaker 5 (01:12:34):
I loved it, hundo p, you think, you think we should
bring back scp?

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
no, as long as somebody else edits, yeah as
long as it's, I'm good.

Speaker 5 (01:12:45):
As long as it's not a fucking audio drama.
I'm down to do some SCPs.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
I would talk about SCPs.
I talk about them.

Speaker 6 (01:12:53):
I can't do the nine hours of editing anymore.
I don't have the time.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
And I don't care to do another thing.

Speaker 5 (01:12:59):
I'm already doing cryptic corners.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
I don't need to put that on my plate.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
Yeah, so okay, jason and Matt need to come up with
some shit.
Yeah, something, easy my plate,yeah, so okay.
So jason and matt need to comeup with some shit.
Yeah something easy.

Speaker 6 (01:13:10):
We can, we can filter out filter out a cryptid corner
with.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
You know every other time we could, we could rotate,
yeah, every other month.
There you go figure it out.

Speaker 6 (01:13:18):
I mean we, technically, we, oh man, this is
showing our hands, we just havethree about three episodes
written for a mystery flesh pit.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
I don't want to do that.

Speaker 6 (01:13:30):
I do know I don't want to either, not until we
have the rest of it written atthe very least, but like that's
a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:13:36):
We haven't even looked at that ever.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
You know what I really want to do yeah, Two
years ago probably.
You know what I want to do, andthe episode and the episode.
And the episode I'm going toend it off here.
I'm just going to say all ofour socials.
Go wherever you're at.
Social media-wise, we're eitherTheLudyPod or
Don'tLookAtTheInternet.
Our email is ludypodcom.

(01:13:59):
Send us an email.
I also just want to say if yousee some weird Eldritch
Lovecraftian space tentacle hivemind thing, fuck it.
Be the first dude to fuck it,dude.

Speaker 6 (01:14:15):
Be the first one to fuck it One small, come for man.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
one giant, just for mankind.
What do you got, jason?
Say a thing real quick.

Speaker 6 (01:14:26):
Oh man, as always, always stay fucking paranoid, um
, but please, like honestly, gocheck out midwest angelica, like
we.
We slept on this for a bit, butI I'm happy we slept on it for
as long as we did, simply so wecould tackle this in the
capacity of not our first 50episodes yeah, because those
were terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
We're now in the later 150s.
Dougals, what do you got forpeople?

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
Of course I'm going to say slap peen and bean
together.
But if you could assimilate thebeans and peens that you are
seeing, that'd be pretty sick.
You can do it anyway.
Muthalamule, what do you got?

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
sick, I didn't do it anyway.
Muthalamule, what do you got?

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
I don't have a catchphrase.
That's your catchphrase.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
Awesome.
There it is.
Bye everybody.
Have a beautiful day.

Speaker 5 (01:15:19):
I love you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
That's for you.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
Hate all of you, goodbye.

Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
Those of you in discord, stick around, because
we have.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
Don't look under the internet.