DLUTI 186 - Ice Wall Conspiracies

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Speaker 3 (00:36):
Don't look under the internet don't a horror comedy
podcast.
That was very like my brainturned off oh I, I saw it turn
off.
You were like what are we doing?
Anyone who just watched thatyou're gonna see like my brain
shut down for a second.
That was weird, visibleconfusion.
I had like the fucking controldeleted my brain.
Anyway, this is Jason to myside, hello, and that's Matt to

(01:00):
my not.
You're over there.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Bank, in the butthole or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
I've already forgotten my catchphrase oh, oh,
it was what you said.
That one, uh, fuck, what did Isay?
Tainting the mic.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah, my catchphrase.
That isn't even something Isaid you're still on catchphrase
I forgot about that.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Someone find that for us it was like tainting the
butthole or something like that.
You're tainting your buttholeor something like that anyway,
and I'm also, I'm Mike.
Hi, how you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
he's got a taint.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I do have one wow wow the things we learn.
I'm gonna go ahead and I'mgonna start us off with
something.
What about Doug?
I like to call.
Oh yeah, guys, doug's here.
Hey, buddy, how you doing oh,he's like, he's like.
Hell yeah brother, hell yeahbrother.
Um, I can't get over the JDVance.

(01:52):
Um, I hope next time we recordDoug is just wearing like a perm
and it's just Spinning aroundin his chair.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah, the person who makes Like a realistic J behind
him, the person who makes arealistic JD Vance mask that
looks just like that, is goingto make millions 100%.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
That's going to be the Halloween costume.
2025's Halloween costume.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
I can't wait to see slutty JD Vance.
I know I have a feelingsomebody's going to combine JD
Vance and Gritty in a bikini.
Did we even say thank you?
I have a feeling somebody'sgoing to combine.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
JD Vance and gritty, oh, like a bikini.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
What did we even say Thank you?
Two of the most fucked upthings I've seen in a long time.
Gritty yeah.
I've never heard of it or sorry, what's the female gritty?
Yeah, we're getting wildly offtopic, whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Is that what they mean by hitting the gritty?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, when I saw a picture of it I wanted to hit it
yes.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
That's good to know.
I'm going to get us out of thishole here.
I'm going to go with theold-fashioned diluty Clap them,
I love your head.
Got a couple people to shoutout, which is kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
You two Bono.
Yeah, you two.
Thank you, Bono.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, bono, awesome, fucking JD Vance.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Thanks who knows Dos Trace.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
So no, if you want to be shouted out every episode or
not every episode, but you wantto be shouted out in an?
Episode.
You can give us money as well.
What's stopping you, you poor?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
$100 a month.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
We will shout you out every episode.
Listen.
Tariffs don't affect us.
Look at it that way.
We're not going to increase theprice of the Patreon that way,
like you won't be, we're notgoing to increase the price of
the patreon, okay, so?
You don't have to worry abouttariffs hitting you through us,
it's economics 101 mike's gonnateach you something, yeah, so
don't worry about that.
Our prices are not going up.
We're we are not affected bythe economy no, that's good.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, we're not not important enough yeah, um, these
people realize that.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
That's why they give us money.
I'm gonna shout out thomas m th.
Tom M.
And then I'm going to alsoshout out Ethan parentheses, the
whites boy, you know.
The whites boy.
The whites boy, you know he's a.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
WKUK.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Hey, you know what I'm going to.
Let you just do what you wantto do.
The whites boy, you know.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, the whites boy Like why does he kid you?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, yeah, do you think?

Speaker 4 (04:04):
he's.
I doubt it.
Maybe I don't know, that's asuper niche thing at this point.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
I don't think a lot of people know about that Sad.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, those are the two people, that's all we got
today.
And I have permitted the termhouse queefing in the Twitch
chat, apparently Because it toldme that it held a message back
for sexual terms and it didn'ttell me what it was.
And I just clicked allow and itsaid Deludipod has now

(04:46):
permitted the term housequeefing.
So there we go.
We did.
You can say that in our twitchchat, man you're welcome.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
You know, that's the change we've been waiting for.
I think, yeah, honestly, Ithink that's really gonna get us
some traction this is how weget up in the world house
queefing that concludes thisround of house queefing.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Good job, wow, so we have to change it to that now I
guess it's you know, almost 200episodes in.
That concludes this round ofhouse queefing.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Good job, wow so we have to change it to that now.
I guess it's almost 200episodes in.
Doug is coming back to someweird shit.
Next recording he's here now.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
He's still rotating, he's going to get dizzy.
Better stop it.
So, oh my God, so do you think?
So I think it's a governmentconspiracy plan that that is
actually Doug hiding as JD Vancecircling around.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
I have never seen JD Vance and Doug in the same room.
I think they're the same person.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Doesn't that sound stupid to say?
Kind of like the topic we'retalking about right, I hate you,
thomas Kind of like the topicwe're talking about today?
We're talking about some prettydumb and goofy and silly
conspiracies that we found.
I thought this would be a funlittle thing to bring up Now.
Some of these you might haveheard before, but I think
they're worth bringing up, Iguarantee you've heard parts of

(05:55):
some of these Exactly.
Yes, let's go first.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Go first, dude.
I have three things and myfirst thing isn't go first, dude
.
Well, I have three things andmy first thing isn't really
silly, wacky off the wall, it'sstupid.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Okay, dude, now I'm intrigued.
Yeah, now you have to go Nowyou have to tell me All right,
I'm voluntolding you All right.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
So my first conspiracy and then I have two
smaller ones after that is onethat you maybe have heard of
before, and it's all about umnazis in antarctica oh my god, I
love the nazis in antarcticayeah especially because a lot of
it actually kind of true see,that's the thing is like as

(06:40):
insane as this sounds, there areparts of it that are based on
fact.
So basically, the theory hereis that I think a lot of people
have heard about.
After World War II, hitler anda bunch of Nazis escaped to
Argentina.
Well it turns out, before theydid that they actually went to

(07:01):
Antarctica instead, and some ofthem are still there to this day
.
So there are a lot of differentvariations of this conspiracy
theory, but the theory basicallysays that in 19, like shortly
after World War II, all of theNazis got in their U-boats and
they went to this base inAntarctica where they're hanging

(07:22):
out.
And the evidence that is usedum for this is that the us
launched a, an operation, umcalled operation high jump, and
basically what they were tryingto do like was establish a base

(07:43):
like a research base inantarctica, but they had to turn
around because they weren'tprepared.
That's the official story.
That's the official story.
But the actual reason,apparently, is that the nazis
are hiding out there and theyfought off the us that were
trying to establish the researchbase with alien technology oh

(08:04):
yeah, I guess it's a little.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Um, I guess now's a good time to say unfortunately
we're.
We're covering this now.
This was a topic that jason andI are very interested in and
wanted to make an actual episodeout of.
Well, we can, we can do a deepyeah, I'm not gonna, I'm not
gonna cover a ton of this depth.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
So if we want to do a deep dive on this eventually,
that's fine, but the reason thateverybody thinks that, well,
everybody, these people thatbelieve this, no, no, you're
right, everybody should.
The Nazis are fighting back withalien technology is that there
are several accounts of pilots.

(08:43):
There are several accounts ofpilots US pilots flying near the
Arctic Circle seeing weirdlights and shit that they say
chased their planes around andmade maneuvers that were
impossible, for it wasimpossible that it was just a

(09:03):
light, because it was likemoving in certain patterns, but
it was also moving around inways that were impossible for
aircraft at the time to actuallyhave this giant robot arm that
kept seg hailing.
Very weird contraption right, um, and then, uh, some reports
also exist of pilots seeing likestraight up UFOs, so like flat

(09:26):
disc, like aircraft that chasedthese pilots around, but they
never shot at them.
But these sort of aircrafts areactually what coined the term
Foo Fighters, because yeah,they're fighting Foo for you.
Yeah, and which is Sure?
The inspiration.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
I thought you had more to bring to that.
No, no, yeah.
Jason was like yeah, yeah, yeah, fighting through for you, is
that a I'm just I'm reallyexcited about this time you say
that as if it's like some sortof catchphrase.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
No, it's not a thing.
That came out of my mouththat's all it is.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
I'm just very excited about this topic and I'm trying
to hold it back.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Go for it, man.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
No, I'll let you talk about it.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
No.
So there are also actualreports from like ex Nazis.
So a guy who worked with Hitlernamed Admiral Donitz at one
point talked about an expeditionthat the Germans took um from
1938 to 1939.
And he's quoted as saying theGerman submarine fleet is proud

(10:34):
of having built for the fear andanother part of the world a
Shangri-La land and impregnablefortress.
And then he claimed that therewas ice-free lakes with warm
water that surrounded vegetationand that they had named their
new Antarctic colonyNishwabinland Nishwabinland.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, nishwabin.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
So you got people who used to be close to Hitler
claiming that the Nazis went toAntarctica in 1938 and
established a base.
Now you got UFOs and weirdlights and shit that are chasing
around US pilots, that areflying near Antarctica and
you've got this, basicallyresearch expedition that the US

(11:18):
failed to actually establish abase in Antarctica and they were
apparently driven off by thethings that lived there.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Um, huh, yeah, there's.
There's so much to it.
It doesn't help that, likeHitler was very much into like
the occult and shit too, dude, Iwould.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
I would read a crossover between Hitler and
Lovecraft oh god, the amount oflike, rituals and like.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
At one point he owned the spear of destiny, allegedly
because he thought it wouldgive him absolute power.
That is how people thought hewas able to come to power as
well, because he had the Spearof Destiny.
And he died.
Because the legend is, once youlose the Spear of Destiny or
let go of it, you die instantly.
So people think that's how heactually died too.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
He actually died too, right, so you can go down a
rabbit hole with this, becauseif you follow, every other thing
that is somehow connected tothis.
It never ends.
For example, like to back upthis somewhat.
Some Redditors found on GoogleMaps like these weird things on

(12:24):
Google Maps that almost looklike doors, and they claim that
these doors are the entrances tothe underground tunnels in
Antarctica that the Nazis areliving in.
Now, this is where thisconnects to something that I
have to bring up from personalexperience.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
I found a Nazi UFO.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
I used to work with a man.
I used to work with a man whonot only believed in these
Antarctic ice tunnels that theNazis were hanging out in.
He claimed that whenever theNazis took over control of the
new world order, they were goingto take all of the global elite

(13:06):
and hide them in these icetunnels.
And what, what?
What's more is that theinstructions for and I shit you,
not this this came out of thisman's mouth.
The instructions for the globalelite when they finally decide

(13:26):
to take over society, for takingall of us and moving us into
the new internment camps, ishidden on the back of road signs
in like some sort of ink thatwe can't read, so that like in
real time.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Lemon juice.
Or something like that, I don'tknow.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
He said, like these instructions are written on the
back of these road signs, andthat's kind of where he stopped
explaining.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
So what else does he have to explain, man?

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Next rest stop, 14 miles.
They're taking the people toAntarctica rest stop 14 miles.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
They're taking the people in the head.
Maybe that's what he meant,that it's like hidden in code in
the road signs, but the way heexplained it made it sound like
it was actually maps, like realmaps on the back of these road
signs okay, I know this isprobably splitting hairs when
you say road signs are youtalking about.
I'm talking about, like, thesigns that you see on the side
of the interstate okay.
So like highways, like the exitsigns and shit like that, yeah,

(14:32):
you know, or I'm also assumingthe ones that are like yeah, I
mean I guess they could be stopsigns, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
He didn't actually elaborate on that part signs
that are of the street, andthere are a lot of those right
you know what I get it because Ialways wondered why they call
them oases, oases, oases, andit's probably because it's code
for, like brad pitt, to justwalk up the highway to see and
read and be like.
That's where I'm taking all thepeople that this is how I get

(14:58):
to antarctica, yeah the decalboasis.
So do you just have a bunch oflike a rich and like celebrity
people just just perusing thehighway, like is gwyneth paltrow
just walking around looking fora sign on the highway, it's the
oasis and you enter through thepanda express.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
They have a secret door in the fridge and that
leads you to the tunnels thatconnects.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense, which is panda
express, is what they're cookingup with all the vegetables and
shit that they're they foundnear the warm water pockets
absolutely yes.
Yeah, dilutey creates aconspiracy, it makes sense I
mean, well, we're just adding on, we're just oh yeah I mean, I
don't have a whole lot more tothis.

(15:38):
There is a couple other things Iwrote down like furthering this
um theory is that in the 1950sthe british and american
military both set off nuclearweapons in the antarctic.
Um, obviously they claimed thatthey did that because there's
nobody out there and it wouldn'thurt anything.
But what of the penguins?
But really they were fightingback the nazis.

(16:00):
Obviously they were trying tonuke the nazis and get them out
of there.
Um, this whole thing wasactually started by a hungarian
exile, um in argentina, so in1947, who obviously had seen the
nazis that were hanging out inargentina, and I guess, just
like using u-boats to go backand forth between argentina and

(16:21):
antarctica, who the the fuckknows.
The ultimate game plan here,apparently, is that the Nazis
and Hitler, who is probablystill alive by, like some sort
of crazy Nazi science arehanging out in Antarctica and
they're building and using allthis alien technology to come up
with a game plan to launch thelast battalion, which is

(16:45):
essentially an effort to umstart like a fourth right kind
of thing and take over the world, and so you know I I love the
idea of this type of ufounidentified furor object.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
I like this concept a lot.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
They call it uais now , or some shit uai, I think
unidentified aerial phenomenauaps.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
That's right, that's right, yeah well, that doesn't
go with my furor jokes, you knowI you know it's very funny that
you bring that one up because,without going too deep into it,
unidentified adolf presidentyeah there you go.
Funny enough it's.
It's funny how we all havesomething to do with antarctica,
with our oh god, yeah, yeahthat's, I think, we, just we,

(17:36):
just we stumbled across a themewithout even realizing
antarctica themed conspiracytheories.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
I think is what we're doing today my other two real
quick conspiracies that areactually real stupid that I just
stumbled across while I wasresearching this and trying to
find other stupid um conspiracytheories one that I actually saw
today just by accident.
But the first one is thatcelebrities are immortal and
this one I've seen that.
I've heard that yeah this onecomes back to.

(18:01):
You can find a bunch ofpictures on the internet where,
um, I don't know if you searchcelebrities are immortal.
I don't know if you come upwith any.
Yeah, you 100, come up with abunch of fucking pictures so
like, for example, there'spictures of people who look
exactly like nicholas cage fromlike way back in the fucking day

(18:22):
.
There's pictures of people wholook like conan o'brian.
You can find an umpteen amountof these where people have taken
a modern photo of a celebrityand then found a photo of
somebody from this nicholas cageone is actually pretty good,
I'm not gonna lie um of someonefrom like way back in the day
who looks eerily similar andapparently this is proof that,

(18:43):
like, the global elite areimmortal and we're being all
being run by vampires.
So that's, that's prettyfucking stupid.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Matt, I don't want to be a naysayer or anything like
that, but couldn't you, don'tthey have something called
look-alike competitions?
Yeah, right, where people comeout.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Nobody has ever accidentally looked like anyone
else ever that's what geneticsare.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
That's why they can't ever find stunt doubles for
movies, because you just can'tfind.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
anybody who looks similar enough to twins has
never existed.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Never no.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Not once.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Funny enough, I found a doppelganger of mine at an
IHOP and we took a picture.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
I remember that picture.
He looks just like I did when Iwas his age.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
It was very fucking weird.
I'll have to grab the picturefrom somewhere, but I have a
picture of me from high schooland a picture of my dad and when
he was in high school and likethe 50s and they are.
They look like the exact samephoto, just like really yeah,
like 50 years apart, um huh.
And then the other one that Ihave is, uh, the gate.
I'm probably I'm not going tobe able to find anything to
visually represent this, but Iwrote this down as the gay beam

(19:51):
machine so the gay beam machinethis was
one that I found and I'm noteven gonna.
I didn't even bother to writethe guy's fucking name down or
what podcast it was, but I saw aclip of this today where a man
claimed that on a podcast thatthe rays that like the x-ray

(20:16):
machine at the airport that theystick you through they turn you
gay.
Only at the airport, thoughright Only at the airport.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
He said that he won't Just the x-rays at the airport.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
He said that he will not go through that x-ray
machine and he forces people topat him down Like he'll go
through there and he'll be likeI'm going through that machine.
You can shove your hand up myass.
As far as I care.
I'm not gay.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
I'm not gay.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Pat me down, please stimulate my prostate with your
hands, please find the largest,hairiest, burliest man you can
and I will pull my pants off forhim, but I'm not going through
that machine?

Speaker 4 (20:53):
that makes me gay right now?
Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
There's frogs in there the things you've caught
and stumbled across.
Um, jesus christ, I, I likethat one a lot.
I like, I hope that's one ofthose ones that are just like a
dumb conspiracy that's all madeup as kind of a joke.
I hope, I really hope so, butyou know someone out there, at
least one person believes itwell, now he said it on a

(21:19):
podcast, so at least like 10people are gonna believe him at
least.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yeah, that's what like.
If you shout out like a beliefinto the ether and somebody
happens to listen, the chancesthat somebody is going to
identify with that belief isactually really high.
I believe a toad is the pope.
Actually, I work with a guy Ithink he's a fish.
There we go fish pope well, I'msorry Explain.
Is this my conspiracy theorythat I'm going over?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yes, it is now.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
All right, I'll go over this story real quick.
I do have another one I want totalk about, though, but can I
get this guy in contact with myroad signs again?
I think, yeah, he probably, oh,he's.
So I do want to say he has beenwanting to come on this podcast
for a while now.
Apparently he has note cards,but I don't.
I I'm scared to invite him on,simply because I don't know how

(22:08):
long we can just let him talk.
But he does think the pope isactually and I know that the
people listening to this podcastwill know what this is thinks
that the pope is dagon the fishgod from fucking old philistine
like lore or Lovecraftian lore.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
You work in a hospital.
Who's this guy cutting on?
He's cutting on fish people.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Well, he says that the Pope's hat is super big to
hide the actual fish head andthe face you see is actually
like the Adam's apple or theneck of the creature that is
made to like be a person's faceto trick us.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Oh, it's like that fish, that the tongue looks like
a frog yeah, other frogs, yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Same, exact concept but like for an ancient God that
is, a fish with hands, that hastelepathic.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
So how does that explain?
All the other popes are allthem fish people?

Speaker 4 (22:58):
They literally, it's the same same God just
reincarnated the differentbodies.
Oh, do you know?
God just reincarnated todifferent bodies.
I had a three and a half hourconversation with him about this
when I was working nights, sowhen he dies and they have the
funeral and his hat's off andthere's no.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Do they just cut that off?
They don't take the hat off.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
They'd sew it to his head so you can't see.
If somebody saw it, it wouldjust blow the whole thing wide
open.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
We can't have that Now expound upon the part where
he thinks he's a fish.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
And also I'm a fish.
When does that come into play?
Yeah, that's just a one-offlittle weird thing.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
I guess I'll go next, because you said you had a
transition from mine to yours, Ido, I do, I do.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
I'll talk about mine.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
I have a couple as well.
First and foremost, one of myfavorites that I wanted to bring
up real quick is the Pope'sAudience Hall, and if you just
Google Pope's Audience Hall,snake and look at the imagery,
you're going to get exactly whatit is.
So, TLDR, I'm not going to gointo it deep, I'm not going to

(24:05):
go into it deep, but peoplebelieve that the pope is
actually, uh, the devil indisguise and they, the catholic
church, um, has createdsymbolism around this to um,
basically show people it.
But you know, like hide inplain sight.
Essentially, you know what Imean.
Um, if you look at the pope'saudience hall, it does resemble
a, a snake.
It's pretty fucking.
I am looking at it and it does.

(24:26):
It looks like a fucking snake.
If you, if you look down thecenter of the hall, you've got
these two stained glass windowson the side that look like eyes
and then in the front look liketwo fangs.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
I don't think you need you need to tell me that
when I'm looking at this, for meto think that the freakiest
thing yes, the freakiest thingis the statue that's behind the
pope.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Everyone believes that it's this giant statue and
the theory is that it is a bunchof demons coming from hell.
This is the statue that'sbehind the pope.
It's fucking metal as hell itis metal as hell.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
It literally looks dope as fuck.
It looks like satan is risingout of hell it's at the pope's
audience hall.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
So literally just look the Pope's audience Hall.
So literally just look upPope's audience hall Snake and
Pope's audience hall demonstatue.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
Where does the Pope Does the?

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Pope sit by the mouth .
Yeah, he's in the mouth.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
Yeah, he sits in the mouth, so the symbolism here
could be that the Pope Is themouth of the serpent.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
That's literally what it is, he's the devil, he's the
mouth of the serpent, that'sliterally what it is.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Yeah, he's the devil, he's the mouth of the serpent.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Yeah, that's super cool.
It is, I mean, and I kind ofbelieve it because fucking, look
at it Seriously Like you don'tdesign a building like this on
accident.
That looks like the river Styx.
Yeah, there's fucking purposeto this.
I love this theory so much.
And even the outside.
Let me see if I can get a shotof the outside.
The outside even looks like asnake's head.
Outside it even looks like asnake's fucking head.

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It's pretty wild.
Yeah, oh yeah.
There it is.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
It looks like a Futurama robot.
It's got the scales on it andeverything.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
You know, I'll give you that, matt for sure, right,
but I I think that's a dopebecause that's cool.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
It looks like uh, calculon's like love interest.
Who calculon?
Um fuck, I don't know what herfucking name is calculon
calculon.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Anyway, I just wanted to bring that one up because
it's really fucking cool.
Damn that's pretty cool.
That's just a cool one.
That's pretty cool.
I'm gonna bring a cool one intothe mix.
Let me pull up my actual ones.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
here for you, your actual one.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Oh God, I don't remember her.
Oh yeah, I remember now.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Now I see the picture that you're, yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
So I have a couple mini ones that I also want to
bring up.
First and foremost, we've allheard of this one.
Some crazy lunatic lady wasspouting it back in like 2016 on
Facebook and it caught a bunchof attention.
Didn't she hold a conventionaround this?
Not a convention around it, butshe was in a convention.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
And was that's what it was?

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Yeah, but it's that monster energy is created by
Satan to basically indoctrinate.
I'm sure you've all seen thisone, but TLDR, the marks for the
M on the on the the can the M?
It's supposed to be likemonster claws ripping.
M.
It's supposed to be likemonster Claws ripping, but it
Looks like three individualSixes in the Hebrew language, or

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666.
There's not much to that oneother than that, and this lady
just decided that this was athing because she doesn't
understand that it's supposed tolook like a monster claw.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
And it's an M.
She should look up when 666 wasattributed to Satan, because
it's recent as fuck.
Last year it was actuallyyesterday.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
But I had to bring that one up just because it's a
very well-known one and peopleare just dumb.
This is my favorite one thatI'm going to bring up here.
So there's a Reddit about thisand I'm going to read the
comment to it as well in aminute because I love the
comment to it.
So there's a Reddit about thisand I'm going to read the
comment to it as well in aminute because I love the

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comment to it.
So there's a Reddit here and itis on r slash cryptids by a
username obvious dash, scene6298.
And it goes is Dollar General afront for the government to
collect information onparanormal activity?
I've heard on a radio show thatthe government is working
through Dollar General and usingit to have people come in to
give them information onunexplained phenomenon and
paranormal things that arehappening around the country.
This will explain why there's aDollar General store literally

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everywhere, sometimes evenpassing two or three of them on
the same road, within five toten minutes of another.
The government is definitelytrying to collect any and all
information it can on UAPs,aliens, bigfoot dogmen and even
ghosts.
Anyone have any information onthe validity of this government
research?
And the first comment is bro?
Take your meds.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Do you remember the hometown horrors where Lissa
shared her story?
I don't remember the story whenshe worked at a Dollar General
and there was a bunch ofparanormal shit going on.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Lissa, I know you're not listening right now, but I
think it was a Dollar General.
But holy shit Yo.
If that's true, maybe she hassome insight.
But, it's not just this guy.
There's a Facebook post on ittoo that says the conspiracy
theory that Dollar Generalstores are covertly operated by
the government to collect UFOinformation is a modern twist on
the classic surveillancenarrative.

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By the government to collectUFO information is a modern
twist on the classicsurveillance narrative.
Proponents suggest that thesestores are strategically placed
in rural areas to monitor andgather data on UFO sightings and
activities.
These theories parallel claimsabout the strategic placement
and zoning of Walmart and HomeDepot, which are also believed
by some to be part of a broadergovernment strategy to control
and monitor populations.
While these ideas lack concreteevidence, they reflect a

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deep-seated mistrust ofcorporate and government power.
While these ideas lack concreteevidence, they reflect a
deep-seated mistrust ofcorporate and government power.
I'm just going to say I don'tneed a Bigfoot conspiracy to say
corporate conspiracies probablyare true and all corporations
can go to hell.
Hashtag Walmart, hashtagWalmart.
I was actually talking to mymom about.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Dollar General the other day.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Or yesterday, and she said that no, she just said
that.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
She heard that.
The reason that they pop up allover the fucking place because
they, if you get like very farinto rural america at all,
they're all over the fuckingplace for like and it is.
It is inexplicable how therewill just be like a field and
then there's just a fuckingdollar general, but apparently

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the company that actually buildsthose buildings is not
connected to dollar general, solike a company builds the
building and then dollar generaljust leases the building from
them so it's very, it's not very.
There's not a lot of likeupfront costs for dollar general
to actually set the stores up,which is why they can do it so
quickly and they do it reallycheaply.

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And then if that Dollar Generalwere to, like, shut down, the
company that built the buildingwould still have the building
and they could lease it tosomeone else.
So it's not like if the storegoes out of business it's a huge
loss for either party also,dollar Generals are just really
bad for the community.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
No, also, dollar generals are just really bad for
the community.
Like, dollar generals are awful.
Uh, there he is, finally, Ifucking found him, um, I believe
it's there's.
I think climate town is ayoutuber.
I think he did a video on whydollar generals are bad.
But, um, yeah, dollar generalsdestroy local communities and
economies, like absolutely ruinthem.
They're awful for um, andthey're they're not even a good

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bargain for what you get.
So I highly recommend notshopping at a fucking dollar
general, because you actuallyaren't getting a good deal yeah,
when it comes down to justlittle businesses that operate
in those communities littlebusinesses go under and also
they pack it.
They sell things.
They're cheaper, but you getless in your package.
Someone actually did the mathon like like.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
I've seen that video.
That's the same guy that didthe Chipotle like a shrink.
Yeah, yeah, I love it.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Yes exactly he, yeah, he's like oh yeah, if you get
like a pack of spaghetti noodlesat like dollar general, yeah it
, whereas if you buy it at likewalmart you're getting more.
Yeah, it's gonna cost more, butit ends up.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
It's less cheaper exactly.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
It's less cents per ounce.
Um, I know that's anyway, butdollar general is just there to
fucking monitor alien stuff, sowhat?

Speaker 2 (32:07):
does it matter?

Speaker 3 (32:07):
you know all that yeah, fuck all that um my other
little mini conspiracy.
Uh, so you want to know thebest place to find Conspiracies
and stupid whack jobs?
Quora.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Oh yeah, 100%.
I saw on the news.
Well, that's Yahoo answers.
But all those people migratedto Quora.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Yep.
So here's A Quora that I lovehere.
Why have the major Airlinesspent decades suppressing
Teleportation research?
Have a number of scientists inthe field teleportation studies
disappeared under mysteriouscircumstances?
Why doesn't teleportation existyet?
There's a theory that airplanesdon't actually fly okay, they

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teleport okay, and when you'rein an airplane and you're
looking out the window, it'sjust a projection in front of
you to make you think thatyou're flying, because they
don't want you to know that.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
They're just like sticking screens on the side of
the Exactly.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
They don't want you to know that you're teleporting
and if you're watching a planetake off from inside the airport
.
No, you're not.
Those aren't windows.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
You're looking out of of wasting everybody's time
like that.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Big, big teleport, you know.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Why don't they want people to know they're
teleporting?

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Hey man, I don't make the rules, I just follow them,
okay.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Okay.
Are they claiming that the?
I have a lot of questions aboutthis, a lot of questions about
this.
Are they claiming that it takesthree hours, or whatever your
flight is, to teleport?

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Or are they saying that like saying no, it's
instantaneous.
They play a three-hour movieand then they teleport you yeah,
they play a three-hour movieessentially and you teleport
instantly, but they don't wantyou to know that so they don't,
but why?
Is it so?

Speaker 2 (33:45):
that they can use like the government can use the
teleportation technology butnobody knows they can be places
instantly whatever answer youwant to give yourself to this is
the correct answer.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
There is no answer to this.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
That is just the theory every conspiracy theory
I've ever heard has a reason notthis one they're covering it up
because the globalists don'twant you to know that they can
spy on you through your toilets.
Well, so the weird thing theyhave a camera in my toilet
already, that they can spy onyou through your toilets.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Well, so the weird thing is I have a camera in my
toilet already.
Well, the weird thing isthere's a couple different
theories about this.
There's one that there'steleportation.
There's another one, like Imentioned earlier, that major
airlines are suppressingteleportation technology and
research because ifteleportation technology does
actually catch on, then airlinesgo out of business and they
don't want that to happen, sothey're suppressing that

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technology.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
You know how much more likely I would be to go pay
for a flight if they instantlyteleported me.
If airlines are the only peoplethat have the teleportation
technology and I don't have towait six hours, the reason I
will drive I will.
I will legitimately do like aseven hour drive, because if
it's a two hour flight, I'mgonna waste almost that much

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time going through security,driving to the airport, having
to deal with transportation onthe other end.
If I knew, though, that I couldjust go to the airport and they
could instantly teleport me, Iwould pay the same amount of
money the $700 or whatever theplane ticket is, but I would be
much more likely to do it if Iknew it would be instantaneous

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rather than here.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Yeah, maybe this will help.
Okay, here's another Quora onthe same topic.
Why are people so dumb tobelieve that airplanes aren't a
government conspiracy when it'sclearly obvious that they're too
heavy to stay in the air?
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Does that help?
No, because that's the wholething.
That is the whole thing withthe Wright brothers.
They were like heavier than air, heavier than air Travel.
It's not.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
See the airplanes way too heavy dude Can't fly, way
too heavy dude Can't fly.
But that's the point of theteleportation, that's the point
of the wings.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Because, it creates a low air pressure teleport.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Why is it too heavy to fly?

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Metal.
It's too heavy.
Why it's too heavy?

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Why.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Take your beer, throw it in the air, but what?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
does too heavy mean.
What measurement are you using?

Speaker 4 (36:18):
If I put wings on this, it would not be able to
fly, because it's too heavy,because it's made of metal.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
But the thing is, you can launch something.
If you've got enough velocitybehind something, anything can
fly for a certain.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
That's the whole concept of a fucking rail.
Gun Guys, is footballimpossible?
Can fly for a certain rail gunLike our is football.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
is football impossible because footballs are
heavier than air.
You can't throw a football thatfar.
I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Also, yeah, let's flying doesn't mean it's up
there indefinitely, it's upthere for an amount of time and
it comes back down.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Yeah and like airplanes.
Airplanes don't just flythrough the air by magic.
They have to be propelled.
They have engines for a reasonit's the forward momentum that
keeps them in the air, combinedwith the air pressure Heavy.
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Mike knows he's wrong when he gets to yell about this
.
This is making me so angry.
Why I brought this up.
I only heard like a third ofthis and I'm still fucking livid
about it it's first off.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
I'm with matt, though , like why, what?
Who gains anything from rightsfrom shielding teleportation
technology from the world?
All they would do?

Speaker 4 (37:28):
is make fucking millions of dollars, yeah like
that's all trillions even somuch money like no, I don't want
that.
I mean, I don't personally care, but I also know that they are
on.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
They are onto something, though, with that
plane too heavy?

Speaker 4 (37:43):
oh are they, god.
I'm gonna wake up in the middleof the night later.
I'm gonna be like airplanes arenot too fucking heavy.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
you're gonna come home and just yell at Kelly,
Kelly, I got something to say toyou, alright?

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Three hours later and another thing we're sleeping
Well.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I have one last dumb conspiracy and I'm saying dumb
because yeah, boat don't floatBoat too heavy.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Boat too heavy.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
You're telling me.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
You ever seen a fucking tanker ship man them
things?

Speaker 3 (38:18):
is like those boats that carry boats.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
That's an object that's too heavy.
Carrying objects that are tooheavy.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Too heavy.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
I wonder if it'd be easier just to pull them Too
heavy.
You know what?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
else.
You know what else?
My tires on my car are filledwith air Car heavier than air.
How the air holding it up.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Too heavy, too heavy.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Big tire doesn't want you to know that one either.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
If you ever realized you'd never buy tires again.
Too heavy, man, I'm telling youToo heavy, oh fuck me.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
I think that's going to be my answer to every
question somebody asks me aboutsomething.
No, it's too heavy.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Jason, I need you to do the surgery.
Too heavy, it's too heavy.
This is metal.
This, it's too heavy.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
This is metal.
This knife is made of metal.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Yeah, metal is heavier than my bones Too heavy.
Yeah, too heavy, too heavy.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
I have no idea.
I got one more.
I got one more conspiracy Iwant to bring up.
Okay, and because this is goingto transition you, oh yeah,
yeah, it's called the Ice WallTheory.
Now I'm on Flat Earth's actualwebsite.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
I almost mentioned this when I was talking about
mine.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
I'm really glad you did it, because I'm glad we each
have a snowy thing.
So, tldr, in Antarctica there'sa 150-foot ice wall that spans
miles, upon miles, upon miles,to where we don't even know
where it ends there's 15 stories.
That's not that big, yeah, butwe don't know where it ends.
It's too heavy.
It's too heavy.

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It's too heavy.
How ice slow.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
You got me there, mike.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
But so this kind of contradicts the.
It kind of contradicts a littlebit the Nazis In Antarctica,
but also adds to it at the sametime.
So the reason I say it uhcontradicts it a little bit is
because, um, this ice wall issurrounding a portion of
antarctica and there's like noway to get into this portion of

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antarctica.
There's no like tunnels oranything attached, there's no
holes in it, it's just a giantwall.
That's what they want so it kindof contradicts that a little
bit.
But here's some weird thingsabout the ice wall, so we don't
really know what's on the otherside of the ice wall.
There's a man named James ClarkRoss who is apparently the guy
who discovered the ice wall.
He is quoted by saying it wasan obstruction of such character

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as to leave no doubt in my mindas to our future proceedings,
for we might as well sailthrough the cliffs of Dover as
to penetrate such a mass.
Just go over it, it's too heavy.
How they don't have planes,yeah you can't launch anything
over it.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Anything that you would launch over it is too
heavy.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Yeah, it would be impossible to conceive a more
solid-looking mass of ice.
Not the smallest appearance ofany rent or fissure could we
discover throughout its wholeextent, and the intensely bright
sky beyond it but too plainlyindicated the great distance to
which it reached southward.
Now to their credibility.
This ice wall does exist.

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It is a thing.
There are videos of it.
There are pictures of it.
The ice wall is a thing.
Allegedly it surrounds 95% ofthe Antarctic coast.
Now people relate this to.
I don't know if you guys haveseen the photos of that, but
there's that perfectly cut icesquare.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Oh yeah, it looks like a things tomb.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Yeah, people relate this to that, but that kind of
thing just naturally happens.
I mean, take a piece of ice athome, take a that, but that kind
of thing just naturally happens.
Ice, I mean, take a piece ofice at home, take like a sharp,
like a knife or something, andjust kind of like right in the
center it splits in two almostevenly.
That's just how fucking iceworks and shit like I don't know
all the science behind it, butthere you go scientist Mike over
here.
I know right.
So okay, cool.

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So anyway, the entire.
I'm going to read just snippetsfrom this article here.
But the entire coast of the icewall is not one single complete
wall, however.
There are actually a series ofthousand-mile long walls divided
by transantarctic mountainranges up to 11,500 feet high.
The weight of the ice wall isso enormous that they have
literally pressed the Earthtwo-thirds of a mile, one
kilometer into the Earth.
Under the mass forces of theirown weight, the ice walls deform

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and drag themselves outward.
Very large glaciers, called icestreams, flow through them,
continually, transporting icefrom deep inland out to the sea.
Um, people have gone on to evensay that these ice walls are so
deep and so massive thatthey've kind of melded and
become one with the earthunderneath it damn yeah, so just
now.
Another the big conspiracy isthe fact that we don't know
what's going on with uh, it'stoo heavy dude.
Yeah, the big conspiracy hereis that we they don't know

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what's going on inside of theice wall.
It has not been investigated.
In fact, world governments willnot allow you to go beyond a
certain point in antarctica intothe ice wall.
Um, they will actually preventyou.
There are like security detailand, um, and they're stationed
there year-round.
Right, they're not likestationed, but there's uh like

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jets and shit that come throughall the time and they could know
you're down there and stop youfrom going if they're up in the
sky.
They have teleportation.
Hold on, where are jets?
Oh, they're too heavy dude, ohmy god, you're right.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
This goes all the way to the top um, big boeing, um,
but yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
So apparently if you try going here, um, it's kind of
like an area 51 thing, area 51thing where if you get too close
, immediately someone pulls upin a black van.
They're just like, oh, but thisis what you're telling me.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
This thing wraps all the way around the fucking
continents and shit, and theyhave enough.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
They have enough people to detail this like
security detail the world, uh uhum government, the world police
, the world team america you'retelling me they have enough
people so argentina's up there,america's got people, london's
got fuck.
Yeah, they got, they got you'retelling me.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
You're telling me we don't have enough people,
allegedly to keep people fromrunning across the southern
border of the united states.
But we got enough people.
Well, what are we?

Speaker 3 (44:22):
we can't because that's different, that's a
distraction.
So you don't think about theantarctic wall to be fair.
You open your third fucking eye.
Do your penal gland to be fairit's a distraction.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Actually, actually, you're right.
You're right, they'reintentionally letting people
over the border to create adistraction so that we don't you
don't think about the wall.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
To think about the.
To be fair, how many people aretrying to come across the
border here versus across theborder in arctica?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
yeah, exactly, exactly so flat earth.
I don't.
On this website, uh,wikitfesorg, they do have a 30
minute mini document, uhdocument documentary video um
giving some information on this,showing how there's a bunch of
red tape, um like bureaucracy,when you try to access this
portion of um, this portion ofantarctica, to where basically

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bogs you down.
There's no one there.
That's gonna be like get thefuck out of here, but they're
gonna bog you down withpaperwork, they're gonna stop
you at a certain point for, like, security measures and
basically do everything they can, besides holding a gun to you
saying don't fucking come backhere so I'm just gonna make it
really frustrating, to the pointwhere you can't go like the dmv
, where they're like all right,you got two pieces of mail that

(45:31):
have your address on them, butwe need three yeah yeah, exactly
and then this one isn'tactually a bill yeah, and then
you

Speaker 4 (45:40):
come back and we actually need four.
What if some dude just pulledup with like his whole life in
tow, like there's a trailer fullof files and shit?
They'd probably still find away.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
They'll find a way not to do it, but another thing
I want to bring up that's tooheavy they can't let you through
with all that fuck, but anotherthing I want to bring up.
Well, that's too heavy, theycan't let you through with all
that Fuck.
So I just want to read thissnippet real quick.
Actually, beyond the 150-footice wall is anyone's guess?
How far the ice extends, how itterminates, how it exists
beyond it are questions to whichno present human experience can

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reply.
All we at present know is thatsnow and hail, howling winds,
indescribable storms andhurricanes prevail, and that is
in every direction.
Human ingress is barred byunsealed enscarpments, a
perpetual ice, and it extendsfarther than eye or telescope
can penetrate, and it's becominglost in a gloom of darkness.

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But here's the thing.
So there is Too heavy, right?
There's one guy, yeah, tooheavy.
There is one guy on I saw it onReddit, I think it's tied to
this, though who says they wereable to fly a drone over the
wall undetected.
And we have the video, right?
Yeah, actually, I think theykind of do have a video.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I didn't watch it though, because it's like a
fucking hour-long thing.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Why do you have quotes?
Yep, so uh, but anyway.
So they allegedly flew hisdrone over the wall and they
found greenery, vast greenery,which ties back to the Nazis
being there and using thegreenery and the vegetation.
Yep uh-huh and they said thatthey found um in there, they
found greenery, they foundvegetation, they found like warm

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pools of water, um, they foundit to be very, um uh, habitable.
So I find that very interesting.
And now we got to go to thisfucking ice ball.
Maybe that's the wall trump hasbeen talking about this whole
time and we just assumed he wastalking about Mexico.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Well, why do you have to build the wall that already
exists?

Speaker 4 (47:42):
On top of the wall to make the wall big Because
global warming.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
There's global warming, so we have to throw ice
on top of it.
It's like from Futurama whenthey keep putting more and more
ice into the water.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Oh, yeah, thus solving the problem once and for
all.
Yeah, it's like that, yeah.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Those are my dumb conspiracies, though that's
pretty great Ice wall.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
I love it.
Speaking of ice walls, wouldyou like to talk about ice balls
?
Well, one singular Talk aboutice, ice balls?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
That's fucking that euphemism when you don't have
sex.
Yeah, blue balls, baby, I'm notdoing that, come on, come on.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Thank you.
So I'm going to go oversomething called the great ice
ball theory or the great iceball earth theory.
Now I know it doesn't soundlike this would be a flat earth
theory, considering the wordball.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Oh, it all comes back to Flat Earth, bro.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Just like the ice wall.
That's how, when you're flyingin a plane and you're actually
just making circles around theoutside of the planet or of the,
the disc, the disc, yeah, theice wall's on the outside
Keeping people from falling offthe edge.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Right, that's how you stay on Flat Earth.
Well, this one.
We have members around theglobe.
Read that again.
But so um, this is this.
Takes that thought severalthousand steps further, I think,
because the great ice ballearth theory basically says that
our earth is a flat, or verynear flat, plane at the very top

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pole of a giant ice ball.
Why, Now?
The theory is that an asteroidimpacted the very top pole,
creating a warmer climate,melted a bunch of the ice and
snow that was there andbasically creates, if you were
to look at, a circular image ofour map.

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That's what they think thislooks like Now.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
So basically what they're saying is it's Pluto,
but something smacked into thetop of it, and we're just living
in.
We're like the microorganismsliving in a puddle.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Exactly, that's kind of the theory.
Now I found a lot of posts onred about this.
None of them really hadanything useful in them.
There was one what I knowfucking shocking uh, somebody
decided, you know I'm gonna dosome math about this, and they
did um.
So they said they asked somequestions, they answer them,

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they go.
What is the great ice ballsdiameter?
Well, the flat earth's diameteris measured to be about 40,000
kilometers.
Okay, that's a fucking lot.
That's from one end of the flatearth to the other end.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
I feel like that's not that much hold on.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
So if the flat earth is just sitting at the pole and
there's a whole ice ball and itis big enough to make that pole
look flat, and the flatness hasto exist for about 40,000
kilometers, okay, are you kindof getting the dimensions but
the earth doesn't look flat, soit doesn't look flat, so it's.

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There is a slight curve to itbecause it's sitting on the pole
of this giant ice ball now40,000 kilometers is a diameter.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
The earth is on the flat earth is on the ball, so
they're suggesting that there isa perceptible curve to the
earth, but it doesn't match that.
It doesn't make sense curve tothe earth.
But it does.
It doesn't match that, itdoesn't make sense to the globe,
earth math.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Or, more correctly, that they have said that
scientific instruments.
It is so gradual that theycannot detect it.
Yeah, so they think we live onHoth Pretty much.
Yes, so we live in this littlepond at the top of the world
right um.

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This pond is about 40 000kilometers in diameter wouldn't
the pond have to be?

Speaker 2 (51:36):
wouldn't the earth actually then have to be like
concave?

Speaker 4 (51:40):
uh so to hold all the stuff so did.
Or hollow hollow earth.
This ties into hollow earth.
So 40,000 kilometers acrossright measuring.
You measure the image, applythe earth scale, yada yada yada.
That's how he got to it and hegot a diameter of approximately

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1.1 million kilometers.
That's a fuckload.
If you had a list of kilometers, that's too many.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
How many miles is that?

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Multiply it by about three, so three miles.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
What.

Speaker 4 (52:19):
Yeah, yep, sure.
1.1 million kilometers is threemiles.
You got it, man.
That's one.
Take that metric system.
So that's.
That's the the supposed size ofthis ice ball.
Now let's say the great iceball is hollow.
How thick is the shell?
Well, we want some stability,so let's make the thickness
about one third of the flatearth discs diameter, so like

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the hole from all the way across.
Take a third of that and youget about 13 000 kilometers.
That's a pretty decentthickness.
From that you get a volume ofthe ice shell itself about 48.7
quadrillion cubic kilometers um.
The density of the ice is about917 kilograms per meters cubed,
or, uh, 917 billion kilogramsper kilometer cubed.

(53:09):
So like that's how many chunksof ice exist in that one
kilometer?
One kilometer chunks of ice,917 billion of them.
Um.
Total mass of this grace iceball is 4.47 times 10 to the
28th kilograms.
That is an inconceivable number.
It's way too big If you applythe law of gravitation.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
It can't float in space Too heavy.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
You would get the gravitational pull of about 9.81
newtons per kilogram.
Oh yeah, way too heavy, way tooheavy, way too heavy, way too
heavy.
And so after this, people startlike asking questions and
commenting and they say like,well, wouldn't the gravitational
force, just like it, wouldn'tonly pull, like the people on

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the surface, towards the centerif it's hollow, wouldn't it just
pull the whole thing eventually?
And so people said, well, no,they put titanium struts that
are surrounding a fake blackhole core.
You know super simple, supersimple stuff, just massive
struts.
And so now we're starting toget into the.
This is where people have lostthe narrative completely.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
There aren't people who actually believe this, are
there there are no one have tobe.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
It's not a lot, I will say that, but there are
people that actually believethis and now we've gone from
like, okay, let's create arational explanation, to no.
I have to find I have to createexplanations to make this.
That's how all this shit is 100.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
You have to make things infinitely more
complicated than like the actualexplanation to make any of this
shit yeah, occam's razor.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Like, if you need guidance, just look to occam's
razor.
The simplest solution isusually correct because we are
lazy fuckers like real fuckinglazy.
So and this just keeps going on, people asking questions and
then coming up it's turtles allthe way down.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
It's puddles all the way down.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
that's the last one.
The last comment is we have toremember that it's turtles all
the way down.
Underneath that there's anotherconspiracy coming, it's brewing
and it's the fact that thisfucking 917 billion kilogram per
fucking kilometer cubed pieceof ice is sitting on a giant
turtle.
I'm calling it out.
That's the next one.
I like turtles, god damn it.

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It's turtles all the way down.
Do you guys have any questions?

Speaker 3 (55:26):
for me Teenage Mutant Ninja Ice Balls.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Teenage Mutant Ninja Ice Balls, but that is the great
ice ball theory, and I thinkit's hilarious because the Flat
Earth Society has fucking goneall the way around full circle.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
So now it's not even that the Earth is flat, it's
just on a ball.
That's too big.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
The Earth is flat.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
But is big it's, it's flat.
No, no, no, not part of thesnowball, but the thing is that
section, the thing is for it toactually hold all the shit in,
not we.
We've gone another step furtherthan flat right because we have
a globe and the thing is likepeople who are stupid claim that
there's no perceptible likeactual curve to the earth, so
therefore it can't be spherical.
So they say it's flat, right,but now we've got another level

(56:10):
than that because to keep allthe shit in, if we're on a
puddle on top of somethingthat's spherical, it's actually
got to be concave, like it's gotto be a puddle, right so it's,
it's earth it's like folded allthe way around really it's
almost like the way theydescribe.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
it's almost like the earth is like embedded, so it
keeps the ice wall theory.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
It's almost like we're sunk into.
Oh, so they say it's sayingthat the thing that hit this
sphere just happened to createan impossibly flat surface Yep,
with water and continents andstuff on a giant ice ball that's
supposed to be hollow.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
If we're on a giant ice ball, how come we don't
freeze?

Speaker 2 (56:53):
When have you ever seen anything occur in nature
that just happens to beperfectly flat, unless like,
unless, like some giant spacegod came by with his like
fucking dremel and just likeright galactus to his visit and
said you need, you need this.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
No, though, one of the there's actually a quote
from the movie prometometheus.
Uh, god doesn't build instraight lines.
I'm sure it's from somethingelse, but that's what I remember
it from and like that's justhow I look at this.
Like if there's no randomchance you can't rent, there is
such a small possibility, and Isay that because if time's
infinite and everything haspossibility to happen, then
everything will happen 100% ofthe time.

(57:24):
However, I really don't thinkwe are ever going to see a
straight line created in natureLike a fucking, a perfect
scenario, perfect circle,perfect everything, so that,
like Matt's saying, it's eithergot to be concave to keep
everybody in, yet you're doingthat.
This is man-made.
Anyway, it has to be concave,or it has to be perfectly flat

(57:47):
and it has to be concave, or ithas to be perfectly flat and it
has to have edges that keep it,keeps it all in.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
I that it's like somebody like hole punched the
side of 100 but do they do they?

Speaker 3 (58:00):
do they explain why, like if we're on this massive
ice ball and we're just a speckon it, yeah, how is that speck
not frozen?

Speaker 4 (58:07):
over, because the asteroid that impacted created a
warm climate.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
And on top of that there is a star that circles the
edge of the ice wall.
Oh, you've got to be fuckingkidding me.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
It keeps everything inside lit up and that's why you
can always see the sun on Earth, because it is rotating around
the edges of this puddle in thisgiant ice ball.
Simple really.
Rotating around the edges ofthis puddle in this giant ice
ball Simple really.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
It's elementary.
How's the sun stay up there?

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Too heavy.
No, it's made of light, Matt.
It's not made of metal.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
He's got you there.
Yeah, it's just a spotlight,that's all it is.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Honestly, if I'm being honest, the sun is just a
projection.
It's not real, it's a hologram.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
It could be coming to russian it's a russian hologram
.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Yeah, it's all staged .
It's just mirrors and shit andI'm sure they'll.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
They'll nail the the details of this theory down as
they discover them and find outthe truth about it.
But as it's all we have to dois guess as they do, tests,
verifiable tests with math, theback like that fucking light.
The light, yeah, the laser,yeah, that's, that's my favorite
, that's my favorite fuckingthing ever.
And he still goes he's like.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
He's like, huh, if the earth is round, you should
be able to move it three feethigher and it'll go through it.
Move it three feet higher.
What's happening?

Speaker 4 (59:20):
it's going through it , huh I don't know, I don't know
why that's happening.
Fucking stupid Yep.
Oh my God.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
That's all I got.
Yeah, that's our journey.
Everybody on these just stupidconspiracies.
I will admit, though, out ofall of them I mean I'm just
kidding I love all of these.
They're so good Because they'restupid to actually believe in.
Except the Pope audience allwon.
That one, I think, has a littlevalidity to it.

(59:50):
I think the symbolism is thereon purpose.
I don't know if it's like thePope is the devil or whatever,
but I think the symbolism isthere on purpose.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
I don't know if this is my Catholic schooling, as I
was younger to also agree withyou there, but that's a lot of
coincidence there.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Yeah, and the Nazis in Antarctica?
I think there might be.
I think there is possible tothat.
There is a little bit of truthto that as well.
Like they probably did go outto antarctica just to hide out.
Like they're ducking the cops.
You know what I mean like Iwould not be surprised if they
did that into a cul-de-sac real.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
You don't think that we ever well, I guess like shit,
like like thaws and refreezesand stuff, and could have
covered it up, but I would thinkthat, like, at some point
somebody would have stumbledacross like, oh, this used to be
like something.
Somewhere someone was hidingout.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
I feel like there's a satellite image somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
I don't even necessarily have to say that I
believe that they like posted upthere, but I'm not.
I wouldn't be surprised if theydid take U-boats.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
And just like hang out no-transcript saddam hussein
yeah

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
just way before him yeah, but yeah, I, I love all
this shit.
This shit is so fascinating tome because the amount of hoops
you have to jump through for itand the amount of like wild
things you have to do is just.
I love the mental gymnasticsthat honestly.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
That should be an olympics.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
It's mental they're very fun ideas, oh yeah, like,
if you were to write like sci-finovels about this shit, I'm all
over fun, but the fact thatpeople actually believe in a lot
of this shit is what kind oftakes me out of it.
You know, oh people, if thiscould like a giant ice ball
thing, it's a kind of a coollittle sci-fi concept, you know.
I'd watch that show that'sinteresting, but for people to

(01:01:36):
actually sit there and be likeactually we're on an ice ball
and they actually believe that Ifeel kind of bad for you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
I don't, and like, without even getting to the flat
earth ness of it all, there isa concerning amount of people on
social media who believe thatnasa just makes shit up never a
straight answer.
I have seen a lot of thatsentiment just like randomly on
like instagram videos of likeshit from space, like like

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footage from probes and stuff.
Look at any of those.
You will find a comment withseveral likes on it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
That's like and that's a good cgi.
Yep, it's all never straightanswer.
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Nasa's making everything up I do think nasa
hides images from the publicbecause huge, if true just like
the giant face that's on theother side of the moon yeah
we're not ready for that it'sjust Andross oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
No, it's the moon from Majora's Mask.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
We just turned it around it's the one from Rick
and Morty the man that lives inthe moon just

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
screaming.
He's threatening me.
Well, everybody, thank you somuch for joining us on this
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It's been great.
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Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
I totally forgot about that.
I forgot about that too, whoops.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
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Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Warwick's probably like man, they were real
concerned about this in themoment.

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No, your dad loves you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
And go love a dad out there, tell him hi from me boom
while you're loving him, jason,what do you got to say?
As always, I mean, what bettertime than now to stay fucking
paranoid?
What are they hiding from us?
What are?

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
they hiding from us?
What are they hiding?
What don't they want us to know?
Oh my god, that's a good one.
I like that.
That's a good one, muthulu.
What do you have?

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Muthulu, the stinker in the tank.
We gotta figure out, gooch.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Was that on an episode or a bonus?
I don't remember.
I don't remember now either.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
It was a week.
We did a bonus.
I know that we're going to haveto look Someone help us.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Somebody will tell us .

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Bye, everybody.
Have a blessed day.
We love you, baby, maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Don't look under the internet.
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