DLUTI 188 - Weird New Age Religion Websites: Part 1 - Don't Look Under the Internet

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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Don't look under the internet.
Are you recording?
Now I just want to playoblivion.
Let's get this over with areyou recording now?

(00:37):
Yeah, I am okay, hello everyone.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
I don't know you like that.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
I don't know if I did Internet Horror Comedy Podcast,
an Internet Horror ComedyPodcast starring yours truly,
jason?
Hi, I'm Derry Merbles.
There's also a Doug over there.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Oh, hello, you could also see a mat.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'd rather be playing Oblivion I'm just here, so I
don't get fined.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I literally was just about to say that.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
And then I am here to venerate.
There it is.
I want to see the baby.
Show me the baby.
Show me the baby.
Did I ever show you the?
Did I ever show you the Winniethe Pooh bit with him on Conan's
podcast?
So he goes on Conan's podcastand he's like he's like talking
about Winnie the Pooh for somereason.

(01:35):
He's like oh, I love Winnie thePooh and all his friends, like
Piglet Tigger you don't have tosay them and Eeyore like just
everyone at home.
Look up Warner Herzog, winniethe Pooh and you'll get it the
way he says Eeyore.
He's like Eeyore.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
He has to know right, but like he sounds fucking
ridiculous.
He's German like this is how itis.
You think he like, knows it andleans into it.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Oh yeah, he's got that documentary voice.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Like having a distinctive voice.
Whether it's actually good ornot is like a marketing strategy
oh, 100% like Gilbert Godfreyyeah, I was about to say look at
fucking Gilbert Godfrey.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I have the sorry to derail it so fucking early.
But rape didn't kill the woman,sorry the Gilbert Godfrey
reading of uh fuck, what is that?

Speaker 5 (02:27):
oh, 50 shades of gray shades of gray, yes it's so
upsetting.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well, you know it's not upsetting, it's really it's
not upsetting because we havesome super cool names I'm gonna
shout out.
So, first and foremost, over onour patreon, patreoncom slash,
deludy pod.
Oh, you can go on over thereand I'm gonna give a big ol
shout out to jizz whalersanonymous hell yeah we're gonna
play our fun game of name namegood, name good.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I have questions, so it's just whalers anonymous.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
It's just whalers like w-a-i-l yeah, doesn't
whaling mean like screaming jizz?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
is screaming, screaming jizz.
What is?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
the now.
Is it the jizz screaming or isit people who deal with jizz
that are screaming?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
right like are there people named?
Do they scream and jizz comesout or is?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
are they dyslexic?
And it was actually called thewhiz jailers.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh, maybe the we have .

Speaker 4 (03:25):
So many options here or actually is it.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Is it a cryptid or jizz whalers?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
you know, we'll have to find out like there's a jizz
whale, which is a cryptid rightthat that would be W-H-A-L-E.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh my God, no, they spelled it wrong.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
They spelled it wrong .
If there's a jizz whale, therehave to be jizz whalers.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
You know what I mean, Because that was initially I
thought it was a sperm whalejoke.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
We're jizzing in the sea.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Whalers on the moon.
It's good.
I have a couple.
Thank you, Jason.
I have some more.
It's good.
Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
You're welcome.
I have some other people that Iwant to give a shout out to
Also.
Did you know that whalessecrete something called
spermaceti, and they call itthat because when it reaches
contact with air, it goes fromclear to milky white and it
looks like?

Speaker 5 (04:16):
jizz.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Spaghetti that looks like sperm, Call it so.
Over on our website, dilutedcom, we have a couple people that
we're going to shout out as well.
First and foremost, GalaliciousSkolalicious.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Stevie I like.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Skolalicious Stevie, that's fun.
What does?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
that mean.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Skolalicious, skolalicious.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Oh Skolalicious.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Sorry, skolalicious, skolalicious, skolalicious.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
I take.
Take back what I said.
I like Scalacious Stevie.
I think that's fun.
That sounds like a villain inan undergrowth game or whatever.
You know what I'm talking about.
One of those games?
Yes, I always got Papyrus andthe other guys.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Jizz Whalers is music from Star Wars.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Oh my god, that's the fucking Cantina band, isn't it?
Yeah, that guy.
I forgot that band was namedthe Jizz Whalers.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
It's called Jizz A Jizz.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Whaler is the type of musician the band is Max Rebo
and his band.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, okay.
I was trying to refrain fromGoogling Jizz Whaler, but here
we are, Nah.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I did and I also got Wikipedia, but also Jizz
Whaler's.
Anonymous is in the Discord andthey told us it was a Star Wars
reference.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Hell yeah.
I completely forgot about that.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Thank you, we appreciate you thank you yeah,
our next our next thing to shoutout vinny vindictive I'm so it
sounds like a porn name.
I'm sorry, you're not gonna beable to get away from that
that's a bdsm yeah, vinny,vindictive, you have a fucking
11 inch cock.
I can tell by the name.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
That dude takes rubber bands and puts them
around other guys balls as manyas possible right.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
How vindictive and then we have the next one, which
some could say is the piece deresistance.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Shouts out to Mike, please this is gonna give jug of
uh jugger hot cheese.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Uh fucking run for the morning hot cheese big jug,
big jug shouts out to uh mike,please stop fucking my dad.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
He's been dead for 10 years um no, I'm sorry the name
field honestly are you sayingno to the information or no to
the request?

Speaker 3 (06:46):
I can't stop fucking can't stop, won't stop can't
stop won't stop, otherwise I'mnot who, I'm not me, if I'm not
fucking like, I'm not fuckingyou don't want to do.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
You know of any crisis there's a joke.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
There's somewhere.
Necrophilia, necrofather,there's something there.
I'm sure I just have to figureit out.
This is my necro daddy.
There's something there.
But thank you to all of youpeople, all those.
Those are all 10 out of 10names, if yes those are
fantastic those are great, veryvindictive.
Yeah, you're honestly.
How are you in the patron rightnow because your porn shoots in

(07:24):
like 10 minutes.
You gotta get over there, dudeyou're gonna set, um, yeah,
thanks everybody, I appreciateyou.
Uh, that is the end ofhousekeeping.
You know I'm not gonna lie.
All those names, you shouldn'tthey kind of all those names
kind of like, they kind of hypedme up a little bit, I feel.
I feel I feel like I'veascended to a higher version of

(07:47):
myself because of the last nameespecially.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Maybe like a dimensional shift came along.
No, I put you in a differentbody or something.
Well, on a different timelineperhaps, Maybe this one.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
I'm getting there.
I'm still in the first, like 40phase, 40 phase.
Yeah so we're getting there,but I do definitely feel like
I've ascended a little bit.
If only there was like someform of glossary or something to
get more information.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Or some set of beliefs that would lead you on a
path through this process.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Watching this in real time is really painful.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Today's topic is going to be what I would argue
one of the most interestingthings we're going back about,
and by interesting I mean it'snot going to make any sense.
Bear with us, but holy shit.
So we're talking aboutenergetic synthesis, and where

(08:43):
do you?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
find that mike, if you were to give a, a website,
to the people that might want toknow what the, where the fuck
we?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
are the, the.
The hub is called the ascensionglossary, but there is more
information called the energeticsynthesis, so I'm going to call
it the energetic synthesis.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
There's a primary website called
energeticgeticSynthesiscom.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
And there's a YouTube channel.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, but the website is like the hub for what this
is exactly.
So this was something that Mikestumbled upon.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
We all did accidentally.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah, well, we accidentally stumbled upon it,
but Mike stumbled upon theAscension Glossary.
Looking up Loosh from the lastepisode.
Yeah, ascension glossary.
Looking up luche from the lastepisode.
Yeah and uh.
As we started clicking on thelinks, we discovered that this
is all a set of beliefs andguides and a set of like

(09:38):
philosophy from a woman namedlisa renee, and all of this can
be found onenergeticsynthesiscom.
Now I want to give a precursorto this, or a warning or a
disclaimer, and say that all ofthis has something to do with,
like new age spirituality andwhich is apparently a thing that

(09:58):
has been like happening sincethe 1970s, and I don't think any
of us have it.
We're all very out of ourelement here yeah none of us
were alive for this yeah, thisentire thing is something that
we are largely ignorant of, butwe decided to dig into it a bit,

(10:19):
and boy does it get fuckingweird.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
so, um, we'll start at energeticsynthesiscom and I'm
sorry right before you begin.
I just want to put this outthere for the people.
This is going to be atwo-parter.
Today, we're going to becovering the energetic synthesis
and the ascensions glossary.
Next week, you're going to behearing us talk about the other
two websites that have to dowith this the crystal aegis and

(10:42):
the es foundations.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, so, um, starting at energetic
synthesiscom, you'll open it upand you'll see that there are a
lot of different things that youcan click on.
Many of them just read likevocabulary words smashed
together.
But where I want to start isthe about page.
Now, the about page attempts toexplain exactly what this is.
Now you tell me if this clearsanything up for you.

(11:08):
The first paragraph on theAbout page starts with Welcome.
Thank you for visiting our site.
As we are moving into a greaterintensity with the Ascension
timeline, entering the galacticconsciousness phase during 2012
timeline and beyond, we areentrusted with the personal
integrity required to hold anenergetic container for this

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vast Ascension library.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Already, so goddamn lost.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
This information is designed to provide a context
for ascending humans to embracethe changing paradigm on planet
earth, as well as learn toolsfor empowered self-mastery.
Now, if that doesn't clearthings up for you, they've got a
mission statement.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
They've got a mission statement, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Hopefully you will Now.
This mission statement tells youexactly what Energetic
Synthesis intends to do.
The ES website content reflectsthe guardian perspective of the
Ascension timeline, 2012timelines and beyond, intended
as support, both energeticallyand educationally, for the
galactic families of humanity.
This spiritual family hasaccepted the guardianship role

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to support the foundation ofcosmic citizenship through unity
consciousness as anevolutionary model for this
planet and humanity, and this isearth-based advocacy designed
for this specific group.
There is absolutely no valuedifference given on the role
each being has chosen for itsexpression.
The guardian group's missiondirective is rehabilitation of

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the hologram, repairing itsenergetic architecture,
parentheses, dna embodying theascended human protoform,
supplying informational contexton ascension dynamics and
exopolitic ET agendas, andre-educating both human and
non-humans to be congruentlyaligned with the universal law

(13:00):
of one.
Freedom, fraternity and thesovereign right of all beings to
be a knower of god's source isprotected by the collective
unity vow shared amongst ouruniversal guardian groups, jason
did that clear it up for you um, there was one sentence that I

(13:20):
like actually got informationfrom, and that was the only
sentence I got things from wasthe ET agenda.
Yeah, so that was the one thingI was going to point out.
Was that the only thing thatprobably made any sense in that
paragraph to you was theabbreviation ET.
Now you might think surelysurely that doesn't stand for
extraterrestrial?
Oh, it does, but more more onthat later.

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Mike will also talk about whatthe universal law of one is, and
we'll talk about we'll try.
We'll talk about ascension a bitwhen we get to the ascension
glossary.
Um, I'll explain ascension.
I'll explain a little bit ofwhat ascension is supposed to be
, um what.

(14:01):
So what is ascension?
It's a spiritual can you?
Can you tell that?
I've definitely got answers foryou lined up um fuck?
I hope so well, it's aspiritual awakening.
According to the ascensionglossary again, which michael uh
talk about a bit later, is asimultaneous increase of

(14:22):
expanding consciousness.
That occurs when our spiritualenergetic bodies connect into
our physical bodies.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
Um, it's achieved following kundalini activation
what is hell, yeah, yeah, whatis what is kundalini um?

Speaker 4 (14:37):
kundalini?
It's a, it's a slang term forkundalingus and it's kundalini?

Speaker 3 (14:41):
oh no, I know, I have .
So when?

Speaker 2 (14:43):
she when you said we'll talk about the um, the
lisa renee a bit later, but whenyou say that lisa renee had a
spondylia, a spontaneouskundalini kundalini kundalini
word linguine this whole episodeis just gonna be word it's

(15:10):
gonna be so good when you saylisa renee had a spontaneous
kundalini event, does that meanthat she had a spontaneous like
eating out then oh, my star seed, fucking, god.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
I volunteered.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
So what is a Kundalini?
Well, to understand that, youhave to understand that there
are 15 waves of the spectrum offrequency that correlate
directly with the universal ray.
What is a ray?
Well, I'm glad you asked.
There are three original primalorder sound fields that make up
the ray aspects of universalcreation in the universal time
matrix.
Collectively they're referredto as the threefold founder

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flame that makes up the GSFtriad.
What's the GSF triad?
I can hear you, yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
I have the GSF triad too.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, well, it stands for I'm God, I'm sovereign and
I'm free, and it's the cosmictrinity GSF God sovereign free
yeah, but I'll stop stealingfrom Mike's section now and
we'll get back the less I talk,the better we'll get back to
ascension.
So let's go.
Let's go back to the homepageof the website here everybody

(16:21):
calm down that everybody.
Now that everybody fullyunderstands what we're looking
at and is on the same page,let's go back.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
We've got the basics down now.
We've all heard the same wordsfoundations.
Um, if you could cut, if youcould cut ascensions down to
like one sentence what isascension?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
It's a spiritual awakening.
According to the Ascensionphilosophy, it's a simultaneous
increase of expandingconsciousness.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
That occurs when our spiritual, energetic bodies
connect to our physical bodies.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Okay, real quick Duh.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
What's a kundalini Spontanellini?

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Well before I can tell you what a kundalini is.
You have to understand thatthere's 15 waves of the spectrum
of frequency that correlatedirectly with the universal rays
.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
I can't make that any more clear.
Come on dog.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Aren't you under all of this?
Up for me, come on, dog.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Guys, if you actually thought you were going to learn
stuff today.
I'm so sorry.
Can I get back to the homepageof EnergeticSynthesiscom.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
right now, can you guys stop asking obvious
questions?

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Yeah, you're right, we're so sorry I feel foolish
actually right, I'm embarrassedfor you.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Yeah, exactly I'm trying to save face for you guys
right now.
Um, if you go back to the homepage of interstate genetic
synthesiscom, you'll see thatthere are a lot of blog posts.
Um, there's a bunch of links toblog posts.
There's links to external sites.
Like I said, one of these isthe Ascension Glossary.
We'll take a look at the firstblog post.

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The first blog post that's onhere right now, as of April 22nd
, is from April 18th of 2025,and it is called the Golden
Christ Templar.
Oh, the Golden Christ Templar.
1d Recoding, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
So you open this up?
I listened to some of this.
Yeah, I shouldn't have.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
The first sentence here is the bifurcation event of
2020 began to prepare theDiamond Sun Tree of Life
Planetary Templar for profoundstructural changes as the result
of reconfiguring themorphogenic fields with the new
cosmic blueprint, which includesthe Gold Sun DNA planetary
blueprint, the Golden Cryst.
Now we know exactly what theGolden Cryst is.

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There is an hour-long recordingat the top of this page that
and if you listen to it, I shityou not.
It is literally word for word.
Just, I guess lisa renee, whois like the person who is behind
most of this philosophy stuff,um in this program just reading

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everything word for word andthere is absolutely no
additional commentary added toexplain or give context to any
of this stuff.
And this post is long as shit.
I mean, it goes on for pagesand pages and pages.
There are very helpful graphsand like um visualizations on

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this page helpful, no michael, Itold you to stop embarrassing
yourself.
This is plain as day.
There are like pictures of thehuman body with like numbered
points on them um acupuncture orlike the uh fuck, well, they're
actually the human 12 sphere,12 sphere crystal grid that has

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something to do with the rubyfather universal conduit you say
that like you don't understandyeah, um, so yeah, no, I know
what that is.
Yeah, uh, there's more.
Yeah, these 12 points again ina different graph.
I guess it's the same thingthere's.
There's something down herethat looks a bit like the water

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cycle, like going in and out ofa human being is the piss going
back in well see, but the thingis it doesn't actually highlight
where the piss is stored in theballs.
So I can't, you can't be sure.
So I can't, you can't be sure,yeah, I can't make heads or
tails of this, or dicks, orbutts of it.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
What number chakras in the balls?

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Maybe that'll help us .
Well, ok, so let's read thebrief excerpt above this diagram
here and learn all aboutaxiotonal alignment with the 1D
Ruby Ray recoding.
Axiotonal alignment with the 1druby ray recoding uh, axiotonal
lines are the frequency linesthat move through the chakra
crystal keys to form 12 verticallines that run energy to the
chakras and are also formed bythe organ or gland in charge of

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that energy system.
The axiotone, axiotonal,axiotonal lines have the
instruction sets for thecorresponding DNA strand, in
which the focus is made torestore the organic imprint for
health and link to the 1Daxiotonal line within the 1D
dimensional sphere to regeneratethe integrity of the 1D DNA
strand and chakra energies thatflow into the left and right

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kidneys and adrenal glands.
So it is piss.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Oh my gosh, it is.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Well, I guess it's piss, piss.
Yeah, it's piss, and sweat allyour piss and sweat is just
mixing together to

Speaker 1 (21:29):
uh, it deserves not I always mix my piss and sweat
before I flush it.
Yeah, I I I don't know um.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
But so, reading all this as a brief aside, I started
reading this very this firstthing and I was like is this ai?
Because that's how it has to beright.
It reads as just ai slop.
It sounds like you said hey,chat gpt, please write me a long
philosophical new agespiritualism article and include

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lots of vocabulary words.
So I googled that and I didfind a youtube video from
someone named anastasia sprout,who claims that she was a paid
member of this um group thatI'll talk about here in a sec.
From 2020 to 2023.
She's got an hour-long videoabout her entire experience and

(22:26):
the blog post that I found fromher says that she put a lot of
these through like one of thoseAI content detector things, and
that it said that it was 95%likely AI.
But on the flip side of that,she also took an article from
her own website and put itthrough the same thing and it
said it was like 87 likely to beai.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
What that just tells me is that all of this stuff is
just completely indiscernibleyeah like this was either
generated or written by peoplewho are terrible at writing and
have also mimicked ai, maybe,maybe I'm going to go ahead and
guess the first one.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
I don't know, I think it's just.
It feels like just playing MadLibs.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
So I put in basically what you said in the chat.
Gpt, I said write me a longspiritual guide using vocabulary
words that sound as confusingas possible, and I got the
transcendental compendium ofonto celestial harmonization, a
pilgrimage through esotericambiguity.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
That sounds exactly like something you would see on
this website.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
To the subliminated ether, before the soul embarks
upon its circulatory sojournthrough the hypostatic recesses
of super reality this soundsidentical undergo a
pre-cathartic epistemological,epistemological exfoliation.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
This necessitates in a priori disengagement from
diurnally hesitated paradigmswith the I can't tell the
difference between what I'vebeen reading and what you just
read.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
That's exactly what this is, holy shit.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Holy shit, that was cool.
Well, this lady charges 10bucks a pop for one of these, so
maybe we should get on that.
Boy, we're changing.
Yeah, back to the blog post athand.
There's more shit in here.
There's the stuff about acosmic dragon awakening.
There's more shit in here.
There's stuff about a cosmicdragon awakening.
There's the planetary kidneycomplex and the triple white

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queens.
And she ends the blog post withI am perfect peace.
I am perfect stillness, heldwith zero point neutrality.
I am the infinite calm, held incrystal clarity.
I am the eternal self,answering the spiritual calling
of my highest Christos divineself.
I am eternal omni love, as onewith the cosmic mind.
And so it is.
Thank you, god.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
Thanks God.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
So that is the golden , what that is the golden.
Chris Templar 1D recoding.
The next post is calledpitfalls of drug use and
spiritual pursuits.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Again, that was just one small portion oh yeah, that
was just the first.
We're just, we're just warmingup and we thought we could get
all this out in one episode.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
No fucking way, yeah so this title, on its face,
sounds reasonable.
Right, it's called pitfalls ofdrug use and spiritual spiritual
pursuits.
What I immediately assumed wasthat this would be an article
about how people use drugs totry to unlock some sort of
internal understanding of likecosmic forces and shit like that

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and that, that's a badamericans with peyote, right?
you would think that's what thearticle is about, right?
Well, yeah, you would thinkit's reasonable until you read
the first sentence.
Is it not about that the NAApromotes substance abuse in all
of its forms in order to gainfull control over the human body
, especially the bioneurology,sexual organs and brain waves?

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And that sentence gets evencrazier when you look at what
the NAA is.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Not the N-triple-A, it's the N-double-A.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
It's the negative alien agenda.
So what is that, you might ask?
It's got to do withextraterrestrials, the negative
alien agenda is to force theplanet to serve another multiple
species controller agendathrough imposing false
replicated time fields usingbiowarfare technology such as

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holographic inserts, ai and mindcontrol, namely created under
genetically reptilian-basedarchons, extraterrestrials at
the expense and life force ofthe human race in the kingdoms
under human domain.
So it all comes back to thereptile people.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
It's all the Liz Obama Fucking draconians.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Also you've heard this word a couple times already
today Holographic or holograms.
I'm going to give you a bigspoiler they never explain what
they are.
They'll use that word, butthey'll never be like.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
It also is the hologram, by the way it also
very clearly does not mean whatit's supposed to mean.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Nope I, when you think hologram, you think like a
projection of an image orsomething nope, nope, no, that's
not it like, like the like.
The sun is in the sky, that'sjust a russian projection.
Or the moon, that's just aRussian projection.
Or the moon, that's just aRussian projection.
So a holographic projection.
That makes sense.
This does not make sense.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
It doesn't Correct Makes perfect sense to me.
The one thing I do want to callout before we move on from the
NAA is the graphic that ispresent on the ascension
glossary for the, the negativealien alliance, or whatever the

(27:50):
fuck the negative alien.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Negative alien agenda yeah the agenda.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
It's titled reptilian invasion timeline, and this
outlines the current objectivesof the reptilian invasion
timeline.
Memories surface into the massplanetary consciousness fields
as species memory returns.
There's a dimensional fieldcollapse.
When this happens, coreatlantean seed conflict, misuse
of technology, personal willversus divine source.

(28:18):
Plan atlantis flood began alieninvasion in 9600 BC.
We'll talk about Atlantis latertoo.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Yeah, and Lemuria.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Stonehenge 11D gate takeover unplugged our DNA 5500
years ago.
Scrambled cellular alphabet.
5d wormhole invasion began 5000years ago in Saqqara, egypt.
Events changed humanity'sprobable reality into another
event horizon for 2012armageddon.
Current primary objective is 3dmind control, terrorism or

(28:52):
cataclysm through seed invasion,fear to replay the atlantean
program.
Human power elite used tocontrol planetary resources for
negative alien agenda, stealinglife force through satanic
ritual abuse so that's what's.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
So many concepts here .
How hard do you think I have to?
run into that concrete wall toget brain damage then I think
you're gonna get plenty justsitting here listening yeah, you
don't even have to run, you canjust sit right here, man, yeah,
I, you're about to get morebrain damage.
How hard, what?
How hard do you have to getmore brain damage?
How hard, what?
How hard do you have to be forthis episode?

(29:31):
You must be this hard.
I'm getting harder and harderas we go so there's a bunch of
more of these.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
They have crazy titles like reuniting with holy
father and Markaba repatterningmeditation.
Um, a lot of these justrepatterning meditation.
Marcaba repatterning meditationyes, okay.
Um, a lot of these just link toa download for an mp3 that you
have to pay for.
Some of them are 11, some ofthem are like 555, some of them

(30:03):
are just like a dollar.
I don't know how they make adetermination on what the values
of these things are exactly.
Chat GPT did that for me too,that's probably true, it
probably also threw in somestuff about the McDonald Islands
as well.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
There's an island of McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Where do you think all the wrappers go?
What do you think the penguinseat?
So if you scroll down to thebottom, past all the crazy shit
there is a section that saysnoteworthy and it's.
I don't know if this explains,if this is intended to explain,
what's going on here, but itjust says the content shared on

(30:43):
this website is a chronology ofdirect experiences and
telepathic communication and orcontact made between various
levels of interdimensionalintelligences and Lisa Renee,
which began in 1999.
These communications continueand are always evolving, as
nothing in the movement ofconsciousness is static.
The variation of materialpresented presented is a
reflection of one of humanbeings.

(31:04):
Ascension initiation through apersonal awareness of material
presented is a reflection of oneof human beings ascension
initiation through a personalawareness of ET contact Through
a series of lower and higherdimensional planes.
Lisa Renee has experienced avariety of multiple group
consciousness fields during thisascension cycle.
I'm not going to read the restof this, but Also, no, she
hasn't.
But basically, what thisexplains and what you find out

(31:24):
if you look around here a littlebit, is that there's this woman
named Lisa Renee and sheexperienced in 1999 what she
called a spontaneous Kundalinievent where beings started
talking to her and she found outthat she can communicate with

(31:44):
extraterrestrial beings throughher brain.
And these things that she iswriting on this website are all
of the guidances and things thatshe is learning from these
cosmic entities that arespeaking to her um do you think
she doesn't know what chat gptis and thinks that's an alien?

Speaker 3 (32:04):
what?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
but see, here's the thing right.
So I was like, do you think shedoesn't know what chat GPT is
and thinks that's an alien?
But see, here's the thing right.
So I was like I'm skippingahead in my notes here a little
bit, but like I came across athing it says she started doing
this in 1999.
And then I came across a thingon the website that is
supposedly a radio interviewwith her from 2006.
And when I started listening toit I was like this sounds

(32:27):
really good and I mean like wehad decent recordings in 2006,.
But like I would just expectlike a radio show from 2006 to
sound kind of bad, but it soundsreally good.
So I was like, was this actuallyrecorded in 2006?
Or was this something that shestood up later and pretended to
have been doing for a reallylong time?

(32:49):
So I looked into the good oldWayback Machine and, nah, this
has 100% been going since theearly 2000s.
She's been posting this crazyshit for 20 plus years.
So I don't know if the newerstuff is Chad, gpt or AI or
whatever and she's just usingthat now to help her put out
content, but at least at somepoint in the distant past she

(33:13):
was writing this on her own, orI don't know.
I guess maybe she could havebeen paying people to write it
for her.
But, at some point along theline she came up with a lot of
these ideas on her own, a lot ofit is though borrowed which is
fucking wild right.
A lot of it, though, isborrowed from like new age
philosophy, so some of theseconcepts that we're reading

(33:35):
about have had existed prior.
Um.
In the radio interview thatexisted from 2006, she talks
about something called um indigochildren, which apparently uh
the children um indigo childrentldr.
It's like children with likemetaphysical powers and stuff

(33:56):
yeah, they're like on and by thegovernment yeah, they're like
beings that have like crazypowers, that are like sent onto
the earth to do things.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
The um the black eyed children, I think in one um
mythos is like they're likecorrupted versions of if you
want to know more and you wantto listen to it via song,
there's a song by the bandPussifer, who's fronted by
Maynard James Keenan, who's thelead singer for tool um, called
the, fronted by Maynard JamesKeenan, who's the lead singer
for Tool called the IndigoChildren.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
That's where I get all my spiritual guidance from.
Is Maynard James Keenan I meanto be fair.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
I think he just turned 60.
I think he does enough.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
He looks really good for 60s, so he's doing something
right Probably all that winethat he couldn't sell.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
I forget his pissing excellence.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
What was I saying?
I forget what it is.
I forget Pissing excellence.
Yeah, yeah.
What was I saying?
Oh, yeah, but like the Indigo,some people get drawn into this
because they want to, I think,want to believe that their child
is like an Indigo child and islike sent onto this Earth to
achieve something greater.
I don't know.
Anyway, so that Mike has timeto talk about his section, I'll

(35:06):
keep moving.
Like I mentioned, a lot of thisstuff links to things that you
have to download or pay for, sothere is a shop section which
should be a clue, I think, as towhat's actually going on?

Speaker 3 (35:16):
is this merch?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
no, there's no merch.
That's what I was hoping for,but it's mostly just downloads
of readings of these articles,or there's other things in here,
like psychic self-defense,which is recordings of her
talking about how to defendyourself from psychics who are
trying to like get into yourbrain and make bad things happen

(35:38):
.
Um some mental kung fu there's asection called planetary grid.
What grid work projects that Ido not understand at all.
Um, and then there's thesection um, oh, there's a
section with guests wherethere's one thing I wanted to
point out.
Um, this guests is talks frompeople who are not Lisa Renee,

(36:04):
and one of them is from theReturn to Atlantis conference,
which is something I really wishthat I would have had time to
find more about, but apparentlyit was a conference in 2013 that
was hosted at the Holiday Innon the 99% quartz crystal sands
of Lido Key Beach in Sarasota,florida.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
It's always Florida.
Yeah, so there's a 731 megabytedownload of her presentation
that you can pay for if you wantthat, doug, you might have to
see if you can find one of theseconventions to go to for us.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah, I'll sneak in and I'll like wear some of those
like google glasses and likeright.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
So if you want to know what's coming up, actually,
there is an event section ofthe website and you can go look
at the events calendar.
As far as I understand, on thethird wednesday of every month
there is a ascensionteleconference class at 6 15 pm.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
So I really think we got a zoom call, yeah the next
one is tomorrow, so oh shit, Imean um, the.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
The thing under events that I really wanted to
point out, though, was somethingthat I am incredibly intrigued
about, which is global 5gawareness day, which apparently
is something that has alreadypassed.
It took place on january 25th25th of 2020 and it was
basically just a group prayer touh pray the 5g away.
It explains it as we jointogether in group prayer to

(37:37):
state our intention that we donot consent to targeting the
earth, population and naturewith harmful military grade emf
weapons yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
You know I'm I'm okay with this.
Rather than praying likepraying the gay away, I'm much
more okay with them going outpraying the 5g away.
The more of this I read, though,the more I feel like that's got
to be in there somewhere,because, like a lot of this does
connect back to like crazywhite, right, right wing
conspiracy, shit like thereptilians and yeah, I don't

(38:07):
know, because a lot of thisseems like it's like, you know,
uh, we're all in this, thistogether.
It's unity, it's love, you know.
So I don't know, yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
It's unity and it's love, until you get to a certain
section of the um communitysection.
I'm going to skip over JairusGamos because I didn't
understand it and I wrote somenotes on it, but I don't think
it matters.
If you go to the communitysection you'll find the

(38:37):
clubhouse and there are someforums here that you can't get
into.
They're not public and youcan't sign up to be a member
because registration for newmemberships is currently closed.
But, um, you kind of find outhere that energetic synthesis is
like a membership group thing.
Um, I yeah, I didn't know whento bring that up, but like that

(39:00):
YouTube video I was talkingabout earlier, where that lady
talks about some of the stuffshe experienced over her three
years in this um is very tellingas far as what's going on.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Think of that.
If you didn't think of thatwhen you heard the word
ascension, I she's also.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
I went back and looked at her website from like
2003 and she's been selling likepsychic defense classes and
shit for since then.
So she's been monetizing thisshit from the very you ever have
you ever professor x trying toget in your brain?

Speaker 3 (39:27):
just give him one of these, and then he'll kick his
ass right out of your mind.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Palace, you're good to go if the four of us could
manage to not make everythingout of a joke for like 20
minutes, we could absolutelymonetize that exact same type of
shit.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Absolutely, If we wanted to scam mentally unwell
people who are in a bad placefor sure, do you not?
Sounds cool, come on.
But yeah, especially readingthrough the rules in the
community section, you reallystart to get the sense that this
is a culty sort of thing thatis really targeting people who
are down on their luck.
A lot of what is brought up inthat youtube video talks about

(40:07):
like victims of abuse and stuff,and apparently a lot of people
who are victims of abuse haveended up here in this community.
Um, you get another sense ofthat as you read through the
community guidelines and realizethat a very large portion of
the community guidelines arewritten specifically to tell
people that they're not allowedto share anything that they
learn inside the community ortalk about inside the community

(40:28):
with anybody outside that's inthe glossary.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
The glossary is like um has like this set of rules.
That's like you're not allowedto share, like newsletters that
are given to you.
You're not allowed to talk topeople outside of the community
about the community.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Do you guys remember that, uh, somebody had sent us a
message or an email orsomething about a possible cult
activity?

Speaker 5 (40:52):
oh, that was a long, long time ago, yeah like
southern illinois, I remember.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
I will never forget the names of the leaders, rose
and kayla lully, because theyare all well.
They were, for a moment in time, all over the news about being
the founders of a cult thatbrainwashes children.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Oh sick.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
I'd like to think that we helped with that, but
this reminds me of that a lot.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Yeah, I think there's probably even worse things
going on here than we know about.
What Mike said is basicallyrestated here in the rules,
probably 15 to 20 times.
It's just reworded Like membersagree not to share the writings
and materials of othercommunity members without
express permissions of theauthors, and just stuff like

(41:35):
that stated over and over andover again.
I'll save that for later.
But there's some more troublingstuff that does come up.
But at the very bottom of thisthere is a section that talks
about their decree, and I guessthis is what you agree to
whenever you become a member,and this is how their decree
starts the vow yeah, this ispart of the decree Defender,

(42:00):
warriors of truth, sovereignty,liberation, all guardian races
serving the one, from across allthe multiverses.
This is difficult to readbecause every single word is

(42:22):
capitalized and it just isnonsense.
Yeah, individually andcollectively.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
This is difficult to read, because every single word
is capitalized, renewed andforever.
And it's just nonsense.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Yeah, Renewed and forever perpetuated in the
eternally sustained light.
Our alchemical container isconsecrated and dedicated to the
purposes of one, and weendeavor to be the knower of God
, to then be the way-shower ofGod.
Sustain us in the eternal powerof our consecration.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
See, that's too wordy .
A Cree is supposed to be likefucking.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
There are so many more words.
That's not all of it either.
There are so many more wordsand there are four paragraphs.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
You know what's a good Cree?
This is the way.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
It's like four fucking words A.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Cree is supposed to be short and sweet and to the
point.
There's three more paragraphsand then it ends with and so it
is lovingly decreed, lisa Renee.
I began to feel actually illafter a while reading this
website, both from just like thevocab spaghetti and just like
how obviously predatory a lot ofthis stuff is and the Kundalini

(43:23):
Lugung and the Kundalini,spaghetti, tortellini, linguini.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah, Going through the Ascension's Glossary.
I'm right there with you.
It made me feel physicallyunwell.
Yeah, because of how much brainpower I attempted to put in.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
I mean, that could just be the psychics that are
trying to get into your brain,and maybe we should take some of
those defense classes.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Yeah, maybe reading this now, we're just aware of it
.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, maybe that's it , maybe the negative alien.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
We're on a spectrum.
Yeah, the negative aliens.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
Hey, don't say that You're going to end up on one of
RFK's lists.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
No, oh no, that you're going to end up on one of
RFK's lists.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
No, oh no, that's okay.
Then I won't pay taxes, we'regood.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
You're not wrong, fuck, anyway, yeah, if nobody
saw that, apparently he's makinga list and he's checking it
twice, santals, yeah, so that'skind of where I'll end with
Energeticsynthesiscom.
There's so much more here, butyou can find out even more about
all these things that we'retalking about in the third link

(44:31):
on the website, the ascensionglossary.
Michael, is there anything fromthe ascension glossary that
you'd like to share with us tohelp?

Speaker 3 (44:36):
our boy howdy, boy howdy is there and you went for
a good 50 minutes here, so I'mgonna do my best.
Well, I guess not 50 minutes toyou specifically no, I'm gonna
do my best um.
I'm gonna do my best to kind ofshotgun through it.
I'm not doing a shot, I know Iam okay.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Well, here, um, that's good, okay, I'm just
gonna take a little.
Yeah, that's fine, you mightneed hello what are we drinking,
what?

Speaker 2 (45:03):
What are we thinking?

Speaker 4 (45:05):
There's a bottle here and there's like two shots left
.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
You know what?
I'm not going to sit here andadvocate just going hard alcohol
wise on a Tuesday night.
But if you read into this,you're probably going to need
something to recover after.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
You need something to forcibly turn your brain off.
We're just drinking some JimBeam White label.
If you have to specify, the guyat the store did so.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
So the Ascension Glossary, similar to what Matt
said, the Ascension Glossary isbasically this is like.
It's basically like theWikipedia for the four or for
the three sites.
It takes a lot of theinformation from the sites, it
condenses them down into pagesthat you can access from just

(45:58):
this one area.
It doesn't help with figuringout what the fuck it means, but
it's all here.
So what I'm going to do is I'mgoing to read out the main pages
, um, the main page verbatimhere, and then I'm going to go
into a little bit moreinformation into the main parts
of the page.
So the energetic and this is allon just ascensions glossarycom,

(46:20):
the Ascension synthesis familywebsites, includes the Ascension
glossaries, lisa Renee'sservice to humanity, and refers
to the protection under theright of freedom of expression
with regards to the internet andinformation technology, as well
as the digital rights to thattechnology.
Freedom of information is theextension of freedom of speech.
She goes on about all that shitfor a minute there.
This site is represented as aninformation commons and exists

(46:43):
as an open source educationalreference.
I'm going to give very heavyquotes on educational, yeah,
such as a physical library oronline community which exists to
produce, conserve and preserveinformation for current and
future generations of humanity.
Thus, we have decided to shareour work as open source under
Creative Commons.
So this is where the main shitcomes in.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
I will say they do hammer on creative commons like
a lot.
This is where the main shitgets in.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
I think they do that to prevent themselves from
getting sued.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Oh, a hundred percent , yep, all right, right.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Here we go.
Thank you, okay, yeah, welightme.
Thank you, okay, we're going todo it.
The information presented inthe Ascension's glossary
reflects the Guardianperspective of the Ascension
timeline, 2012 timelines andbeyond, as intended as support,
both energetically andeducationally, for the galactic
families of humanity.

(47:40):
Probably asking yourself whatis the Guardian perspective?
Well, I have a little bit ofinformation on that.
Let me get into it, for I alsoknow galactic families are so
here's the weird thing you canclick on these links all day
long.
They don't take it ejectedly.
That makes sense.
The guardian perspective whenyou click on guardian, okay, it
takes you to something calledthe crystal star.
Now, the crystal star.

(48:02):
You're probably asking yourselfwhat is that?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Basically, it's what happens in my butthole when I
eat a bunch of crystals.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
There is a lot of Just vocabulary words that are
garbage here.
In January 2013, our planet hascome to the time Of the
promised return of Christconsciousness and the
externalization of the Crystalstar presence.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Cosmic.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Christos, which is the Cosmic Christos Unity
Consciousness.
It is beginning now torehabilitate the organic
timelines for the GSF AscensionTimeline made for preserving
human sovereignty on the planetEarth.
It goes on like that for aminute.
But you're probably wonderingto yourself what does any of
this have to do with thisso-called guardian?
That's a fantastic question.

(48:45):
That's a fantastic question.
So what I have pieced togetheris that the crystal star is our
guardian and the crystal star isbasically another word for God.
There are other words for him.
There's Christos, the unityconsciousness.
There are Christala, Christos,Sophia.
All of it is just word for Godand the God source, but it also

(49:13):
goes into the law of one.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
The law of one is part of the fundamentals of the
guardian perspective.
Why does all this shit looklike Persona-like?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
concept art?
Yes, Because it probably is.
Let's be real.
So what is the Law of One,you're probably asking yourself.
The Law of One is thecomprehension that all things
are made of intelligent energyand all part of the All One,
which, funny enough, if youclick on the hyperlink for what
the All One is, if you're likeI'm curious, what is the all one
, it just takes you to the linkto the law of one, so you don't

(49:53):
get an answer.
The law of one contains thesacred sciences which explain
the mechanics of Christconsciousness, which again is
another term for the law of oneand God.
Oh, it's just a circular link.
It is, it's just a circularfucking link, yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
So if you it's a circular link, it is.
It's just a circular fuckinglink, yeah.
If you know what the law of oneis, you'll know what the Christ
consciousness is.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Mm-hmm.
That's why I'm under theimpression that Christ
consciousness is another wordfor God and God is also the law
of one.
There is just one God, etc.
So anyway, so the mechanics ofthe Christ consciousness that
comprise Christ consciousness,that comprise the natural laws
that are governing the universalcreation.

(50:35):
Probably asking yourself again,what are the natural laws?
This one is kind of important.
So I broke down the naturallaws here.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Here's a fun thing.
You may be asking yourself.
Countergoing for Mike.
Please do.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Because you're going to want one, you're going to be
one.
So there are 13.
There are 13 natural laws and Ipromise you this is the last
thing that I'm going to go tooheavy into, because then we're
not going to end tonight.
So there are 13 natural laws.
There's the universal law ofmentalism, which correlates with
the cosmic sovereignty law ofunity, which, again, if you

(51:08):
click on that, wanting to knowwhat the cosmic sovereignty law
of unity is, you just get thelink back to the fucking law of
one.
So the, the universal law ofmentalism correlates to the
cosmic sovereign law of unityabove it, in that all things
share a connection with theuniversal mind and therefore are
subjected to the law ofstructure that creates all
things.
We'll get to the law ofstructure that creates all

(51:29):
things.
We'll get to the law ofstructure in a little bit, but
essentially what that's sayingis everything is connected.
Tldr, we're all in thistogether.
We are one.
Here we are Number two.
The universal law ofcorrespondence shows us that
which is expressed from theinner world is matched in what
expresses in the outer world,and vice versa.
On the spiritual path, ourultimate goal is to express more

(51:52):
balance and symmetry betweenthe layers of correspondence
that we become aware of.
The principle expresses theidea that there's always a
correspondence, which can beobserved in patterns, between
the natural laws ofconsciousness that exists
simultaneously in the multiple,multiple dimensional planes of
being in life.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
I feel like as above so below as below so above, I
feel like I could have justwatched the fucking Three
Musketeers and gotten most ofthis information All for one one
for all.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
That's what I'm hearing, yep.
The next law, number three, isthe natural law of polarity,
also referred to as the pair ofopposites is intertwined, and
it's intertwined with the law ofgender.
We'll get with the law ofgender in a minute but it's not
to be confused with as being thesame thing.
They're close but different.
Essentially, it means thatthings that may appear as

(52:40):
opposites are actually varyingdegrees of positive and negative
poles, or one of the two sidesof the same thing.
They could have literally justsaid two sides of the same thing
.
They could have literally justsaid Two sides of the same coin,
or yin and yang.
Number four is the law ofrhythm.
This expresses the principlethat between the opposing poles
of polarity and everything,there is a manifest and measured

(53:01):
motion of energy A to and fromAn outflow and inflow, a swing
backward and forward, which thisis expressed in this.
Outflow and inflow, swingbackward and forward, which this
is expressed in this, thesestudies as a pendulum, like
movement, there's a rhythmbetween every pair of opposites
or poles that is alwaysundulating and always changing.

(53:22):
Always undulating there'salways a raging river, there's
always a babbling brook.
Let's get down to business anddefeat the hunt um.
Number five law of suggestion.
Essentially, this means we arethe sum total of our accumulated
thoughts and beliefs, what hasbeen suggested to us through

(53:44):
spoken words, our directexperiences, and interpret and
interpret interpretations oflife so consciously, consciously
and through our spiritualbodies.
So it's basically saying we arewhat we eat, like, you are what
you take in.
Essentially, what you learn iswho you become.
Number six is the law ofresponse.
This law means that wegenuinely seek guidance and help

(54:07):
from the spiritual energyrealms and we pray or ask
directly for that guidance andsupport, that we will always
receive a response.
So it's basically just prayingto god.
That's the law of response is,if you pray to god, you will get
your guidance and support.
Number seven the law of causeeffect.
Whatever qualify, uh quality ofenergy is generated from thought
, emotion or behaviors.

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This combination sets intomotion a cycle.
Of energy is generated fromthought, emotion or behaviors.
This combination sets intomotion a cycle of energy that
must eventually return back toits casual source, completing
its circuit.
There are many dimensionalplanes of causation, but nothing
will escape the law Because atthe end of the cycle, all is
accounted for.
Life is like a circle, a flatcircle.

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That's what it says.
Law number eight is the law oftransformation.
As our consciousness movesthrough the energy matrix of
time, the results of ourexperiences are transforming us
on multiple planes,simultaneously, passing from one
stage into another in aninternal cycle.
In these cycles there is noreal death, only transformation
of the energy form into anotherform as consciousness moves

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throughout the timelines inperpetual state of death and
rebirth.
I think this is just basicallylike a what's it called, where,
if you die, you can come back aslike a lamp or something.
What?
a reincarnation I think that'swhat it's kind of saying is
there's kind of like areincarnation to all this?

Speaker 4 (55:24):
I'm gonna say a caste system, yeah, for like rebirths
and after not after birthsnumber nine, the law of
transcendence.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Is there one for stillbirths too?

Speaker 2 (55:35):
I meant after life but, afterbirths.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
That works too.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
The law of transcendence is the moment we
experience the sacred vibrationof love as omnipresent, we feel
the mind of God permeating ourmind and we are able to grasp
universal knowledge beyond thestate of reasoning, without the
assistance of the current humanbelief system.
I think this is saying we couldtap into God's mind, like
metaphorically.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Not realistically, just metaphorically.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
I honestly don't know what that one really means.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
And you know what the rest?

Speaker 3 (56:06):
have meant I'm picking, I'm getting it a little
bit Number 10,.
The law of verification is thelink of meant I'm picking, I'm
getting a little bit Number 10.
The law of verification Is thelink of what has been learned
Through the lessons of life andthe gathering of that Knowledge
that has been accumulated, andverifying those experiences by
figuring out how to Apply thatknowledge into your that's just
called common Sense.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
It's just that is using your brain.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Yeah, just common, which is almost no different
from the fucking.
I think it was Rhythm.
What was the other one that?

Speaker 2 (56:28):
was basically number four.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Well, there's, there's a lot of cycles which
yeah, it's the same again.
Law cycles, essentially themovement that occurs in the way
of life as consciousnessexperiences, self moving
throughout the timelines, facingmany challenges and growth
opportunities.
It's the same fucking thing,number 12 is the law of
vibration?

Speaker 2 (56:48):
what?
Okay, michael, what would youcall vibrating um would what
describe?
If something is vibrating,what's it doing?

Speaker 5 (56:58):
would you?

Speaker 4 (56:58):
say it's moving back and forth it's moving quickly
yeah, yeah, yeah, between twofixed points, I'm starting to
sense a trend here yeah, the lawof vibration.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
This law describes the principle that everything is
in constant motion and thatnothing rests, and everything
vibrates at a rate that iseither faster or slower, and
also rotates, which forms a rateof frequency vibration Beyond
the material realm and into arealm in which everything is
conscious energy.
Describing this law ofvibration, I'll give them this
that is true, everything isvibrating on a subatomic level.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Either faster or slower.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
Well, that's literally, that's, that's almost
the definition of being yeah,they're onto something there.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
The last one Are they .
We made it the last one.
Law of gender, number 13.
All things exist within thegender principle of creation.
Everything has its masculineand feminine principle, which
produce metaphysical forces thatplay a role in creation and
regeneration nothing canmanifest into being without this
law.
Bro, it's assuming two gendersassuming two genders, bro,
nothing can manifest into beingwithout this law.

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These forces are arrangedwithin the spiritual blueprints
that translate into the genderprinciple that manifests itself
upon all dimensional planes.
You know, instead of a counter,a counter that says I bet
you're asking yourself, can weget a counter of how many times
I'm going to say the fuckingword manifest, because I said it
like four times in thatsentence alone.
So now that I got that out ofthe way, let's go back to the

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law of one.
And here's the thing.
All of that was just from thefirst two sentences of the law
of one.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
So.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
And here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
All of that was just from the first two sentences of
the law of one.
So the all one which is the lawof one is the recognition that
the eternal truth is eternallove and that the state of
eternal love is the organicconsciousness of infinite
creator or God source.
God source, eternal loveconsciousness embodied within a

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form is referred to as a unityintelligence and is
simultaneously recognized as theinner light of christos.
Unity consciousness alsochristos.
Guess where that takes you?
Just takes you back to thefucking law of one, I'm pretty
sure.
Unity consciousness is at onewith god and this unity
consciousness is that whichignites the inner light of
christos, held as an internalflame within the sacred crystal
heart.
And the inner light of Christoswhich, actualized into its

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manifest form, is the embodimentof an eternal God-human that
holds the title of cosmiccitizen and therefore is GSF.
God, sovereign, free.
I am God.
I am Sovereign, I am Free.
When we practice expressinglove-kindness, we build unity
consciousness that is directlyreflected as the true nature and

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holy image of God's love, andthis inner Holy Spirit of the
sacred heart flame is eternallyprotected within angelic humans.
Be at one with all and one isall with God.
So one for all.
I'm just going to read thewhole website or no, so.
So I'm pretty much done thereand, like I said, I'm not going

(59:56):
to dive intensely into the restof that shit because we're going
to be here for fucking ever IfI try to do that.
So, getting back to the mainsite here the main page, the
last thing I am going to jumpinto is the timeline.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
So I'm so sorry, but I'm going to jump in the time.
I think the timelines areimportant to what all this
bullshit is supposed to.
Yeah, I'm going to tl.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
I'm going to tldr the timelines a smidge, um, but the
timelines are.
Uh, I believe you mentionedthis, but I'm going to reiterate
it.
Just be safe.
Within the creational mechanicsof the holographic structure
which manifests the harmonicuniverse is there are two
timelines per dimensional octave.
So within our harmonic universe, see the universal time matrix.
I'm not going to go over thefucking universal time matrix.

(01:00:36):
We can if you really want to,but there's no time Making up
the reality of 3D Earth.
Within the three dimensions,one 3D, we have six timelines.
When we energetically evolve andmove up an octave, being
initiated into higherfrequencies, we are exposed to
more dimensional octaves,therefore more potential
timelines.
Within these dimensions offuture timelines are stations of

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identity, commonly called soulor over-soul or high-self, which
comprise body parts or wholespiritual bodies of our
forgotten selves, parts or wholespiritual bodies of our
forgotten selves.
We have to move through theseries of timelines in each
dimensional octave and reclaimour identity, while recoding and
changing the obsolete.
There are false timelines orfalse realities that are

(01:01:18):
interfering with our continuedspiritual growth.
Like a triathlete running andjumping over the hurdles, we
connect with our lost aspects tomerge with these time fields,
whereby reclaiming andcollecting our spiritual bodies,
clearing negative forms andclones to make it to the
planetary ascension finish line.
Essentially, what they'resaying here is these timelines

(01:01:39):
are basically how they'retalking about the vibration and
everything like that.
There's a bunch of octaves ofvibration in these universes and
there are two timelines perdimensional octave, so each
octave in a, each octave.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
You getting hung up, you getting stuck on a certain
topic or fundamental of thisbelief.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
I think what it's saying is there are multiple
dimensional octaves.
Each octave has two timelines,but there are like 14 octaves,
so there's a fuckload oftimelines in our.
We have our universe, which on3d earth.
We have six timelines, whichwould mean we have about 12
octaves, and the timeline isbasically you moving up through

(01:02:22):
these octaves.
This is to be able tounderstand these other realities
.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
The caste system is what you're telling me.
Sure, as long as you do thingswell enough in one caste, you
can move to the next yeah,that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Yes, anyway, I'm gonna read the rest of this and
I'm not gonna go into the restof the gobbledygook in here, I'm
just gonna read it off, becausea lot of it is kind of what
we've gone over already, but youneed this paragraph to know
what's going on in this fuckingglossary.
So, anyway, the informationpresented in the Ascension

(01:02:57):
glossary reflects the Guardianperspective of the Ascension
timeline we went over those andis intended as support, both
energetically and educationally,for the galactic families of
humanity, this, this spiritualfamily, which is this, the
energetic synthesis, the cult,as the cult, has accepted the
guardianship role, the allegedgold I don't get sued, um, uh,
the accepted the guardianshiprole to support the foundation

(01:03:18):
of cosmic citizenship, which isa god essentially, through the
cultivation of unity,consciousness, which is god
essentially as an evolutionarymodel for liberating this planet
and humanity.
And this is Earth-based advocacydesigned for this specific
group.
There is absolutely no value,difference, no value at all
given on the role each being haschosen for its expression.

(01:03:41):
The Guardian Group's missiondirective is rehabilitation of
the hologram, repairing itsenergetic architecture or DNA
embodying the ascended humanprotoform, supplying
informational context onascension dynamics and
exo-politic agendas andre-educating both humans and

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non-humans to be congruentlyaligned to the universal law of
one which is god.
Freedom, fraternity andsovereign right of all beings to
be a knower of god source isprotected by the collective
unity vow shared among ouruniversal guardian groups the
law of one word, re-education,should be very troubling oh,

(01:04:27):
that's.
That's like a telltale sign ofyou're in a cult.
The law of one comprises thenecessary principles, behavior,
practices and belief systemsthat humanity is required to
learn in order to achievespiritual freedom and personal
sovereignty.
By committing to re-educatethemselves to expand
consciousness into higherfrequency realities that allow
them to progress into the future.

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Gsf timelines during theascension.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
This is literally like if a fucking cult took
control of a mid-level marketingscheme.
This is like a cult version ofthe MLM.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
I don't know that there's any reselling here, but
maybe there is, because you saidyou have to be referred by
somebody, so maybe they get likecuts or something.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
In order to join, you have to have a referral.
I don't know what that entails.
Yeah right, I can only guess.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
So that is as deep as I'm going to go into the
ascension glossary because, asyou probably notice, so much
more, as you probably noticed byme going into um, the law of
one, many, many, many, many ofthese links, they'll call
something, one name, like theunity consciousness.
You click it just goes back tothe law of one.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
And then you have to figure out what time matrix
means.
Oh, don't worry.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
I'll be doing the same thing in my part later.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Same which, if it helps, the Universal Time Matrix
, is a time matrix, is a map ofthe timelines in which the
consciousness moves that aresimultaneously taking place
within the entire matrix.

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
that is the mathematical program by which
consciousness experiences timeand matter.
The cosmic structure containssix 15 dimensional universe time
matrices.
For the purpose ofconsciousness into a
dimensionalization in order toexperience the perception of
time and to which arecollectively referred to as a

(01:06:09):
time matrix.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
That's actually super imperative to know when you are
listening to when I am talkingnext week.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Yeah, you can go into this all you want, because
there's also the universal treeof life.
There's the 12 tree grid,architecture, harmonic
universities or densities, theplanet Earth timelines, genetic
library, source code, universalascension model, which is the
avatar, the Monad, soul andIncarnate.
There's just so much shit here.
I'm not kidding when I say, outof all the episodes we've done,

(01:06:40):
we've been doing this.
For how long, guys?
Damn?
Near four years now, five years, maybe even.

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
I don't know, I have no idea Like four and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Yeah, we're coming up on five.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
Next year will be five.
This is the episode that Ithink did the most like
psychological damage.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
Emotional damage.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
I've tried so hard.
Ash vlogs.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
I will do that all over again.
I don't give a fuck, but thisshit.
I tried so hard to put this inperspective and to put it into
like terms that make sense forour listeners, so they could
understand how crazy this is youcan't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
That's the point, though I think, this, I think,
when it comes down to it, inmost cults.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
Yeah, you're not supposed to understand it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Yeah, the person who comes up with this shit wants
you to think that they'retalking.
They want you to think thatthey know what they're talking
about.
They want you to think that ifyou follow these rules and
remember these big words and youknow, yeah, stick a crystal all
the way up your ass, all theway I want you to think you'll
eventually understand it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
It's like they keep dangling the carrot.
It's Scientology, exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
It's a perpetual carrot dangle Like you just keep
seeing the end of the road andit's not fucking there it's
Scientology, with the fuckingdinner plates and shit Minus the
money plates and shit.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
We should do Scientology if we're going to
touch stuff like this.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
Honestly, I think we should.
There's a lot of things we haveto do.
You don't have to be here forit.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
If we keep covering calls, eventually somebody will
be real mad at us.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
We'll get a bunch of publicity out of the ensuing
lawsuit Sued oh, hell yeah,How'd your?
Podcast go up.
Oh will Scientology suit us.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
We get, yeah, but honestly, I think the money
how'd your podcast?
Oh well, scientology sued us.
We get sued a lot by tom cruise.
Specifically what?
But yeah, this shit, yeah, thefish fucker himself this shit
broke me, man, it legit broke me.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
I'm not, I'm not exaggerating when I say I stared
at my computer for I'm not,it's, I'm not kidding an hour
straight.
It's a fucking beat down stare.
I was looking at the samefucking paragraph for an hour
trying to make sense of it and I, I, I couldn't, I had to like
walk away and agree, I, I wouldyou gotta just take it with a
grain of salt.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Man, I don't know you .
I feel like you're beatingyourself up over this because I
I wanted to.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
I got to a certain point with everything, where I
was like fuck it and just movedon.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Well, no, there was a part of me that was really like
I want to do more than justlike essentially read verbatim
what this shit is, because I waslike that's not gonna be fun
and it's not gonna, it's notgonna make sense to anybody
because it's a bunch ofgobbledygook words.
So I don't want to read itverbatim, I want to put it into
words that actually make thismake sense and you can't nope.
And that's what broke me is isis I.

(01:09:27):
It broke me because I couldn'tdo it?

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Well, it's because every fucking definition of a
word includes an esotericdefinition of another fucking
word.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Lisa Renee, I fucking hate you.
I fucking hate you for doingthis to me.
You put so much my heart oncall right now.
My heart has so much stress onit right now.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
There's a, there's an address to a UPS store where
you can mail something to her.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
So yeah, I think I found her, can I?

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
mail her a fucking turd in a box because I want to
so I just took a big blurb offof my website and put it in jet
chat, GPT and said please makethis make sense Like I'm five
years old.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
That's what in patron , that's what people did too old
that's what in patreon.
That's what people did too.
Yeah, 100.
Yeah, they did that in patreon.
Um, anyway there.
So we're gonna get to the othershit in the next episode oh,
don't worry, it will make nomore sense.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
Nope, um, and yeah, there's just way too much here
to fit into, to fit it all inone episode.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
There is one thing I want to end this episode on and
it has nothing to do with any ofthis.
It's an email that we got.
Oh yes, please share that shit.
First off, I want to go ahead.
I'm going to do my my, mygeneral um.
I just want to go ahead and sayum, you know, go to any social
media that you're on.
We're probably on it as well.
Um, we're either at don't lookunder the internet or diluty pod
, just check us out.

(01:10:44):
Um, wherever you listen to usat, please give us a review.
We need them.
It's heavily appreciated.
If you're on YouTube, throw usa like.
I know I'm tired of hearingfucking like and subscribe and
ring that bell.
I'm tired of hearing that fromfucking YouTubers and shit, but
I see how that helps now.

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
It gives us an idea of what we're doing correctly
versus what we're not.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Yeah, and I'm not telling any of you how to live
your life.
But if you don't care where youlisten to, we would prefer if
you listen on youtube, justbecause like not to get greedy
but revenue wise, we get moreout of that.
And and again, not to get toogreedy, but the more money we
have in the show, the higherquality we can make it also
greed.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Literally, it's just a matter of you clicking one
link versus another right, butI'm.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
I'm not going to deter you away from Spotify,
because I'm a heavy Spotify useras well.
All my shit's on YouTube aswell.
I still use Spotify.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
I would say that we've actually made more money
on Spotify on the rare occasionthat we do get an ad, Because
YouTube is $5 a month, but onthe rare occasion we do get an
ad it's like $50 to $100.

Speaker 4 (01:11:45):
Yeah, it bumps it up.
Yeah, that's, but if you want.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
If you want to see video of us, we have.
We have all the video all thetime to YouTube.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
I also find out how to put the video on Spotify,
because that's also a thing nowyeah, that's really yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Yeah that's weird, but I don't care anyway.
But yeah, just look anywhereyou're at, just look us up.
Don't look on the internet ordiluted pod.
Send us an email at diluted podof gmailcom.
I'm going to read off an emailhere because I find it super
fascinating yes, please, um.
And then um, yeah, uh, go toour discord as well.
We have a discord.
You can find the link um in ourepisodes.
You can find it in thedescriptions for our like on

(01:12:19):
youtube and spotify, shit likethat.
So go to our discord.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
It's a fun little community and um, if you're a
patron, we do um monthly gamenights yeah, we do monthly game
nights and shit like that, soit's pretty fun plus you get to
hear all this shit live and aweek or two before it actually
comes out.
So right and also obviouslytwitch, as you can see on the
screen twitchcom I know that wepresent this like we're
professionals and we're expertsin all of these subjects if you

(01:12:42):
come and join the patron, jointhe uh, the patreon uh hit up
discord and watch our episodes,you will know that that is not
the fucking case.
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
But so I do want to read off an email that we got
from someone.
I'm not going to read off theirentire name.
They signed it as Graf, so I'mgoing to leave it at Graf.
Okay, so our last upload was avideo or an episode about Wi-Fi.
Yes or not our last one, but itwas about Wi-Fi.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
It was the Wi-Fi 30 feet under the ground, under a
concrete pad.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Where TLDR.
This person on a farm found aWi-Fi signal coming from the
middle of the farm under aconcrete pad and he's like what
the fuck is this all about?
And it's been a mystery forquite a while now.
This email from Graf kind ofgives a bit of an explanation as
to what it could be, so I'mgoing to read it off here.
Hello, deluty, tech Savvy FarmKid here, I believe, I have an
answer to you as to what theWi-Fi signals coming from the

(01:13:34):
cement slab are RTK signals.
Please see the explanationbelow.
For the past few decades,tractors, combines, sprayers, et
cetera have used GPS to doseveral things.
Due to GPS bouncing off things,machines.
Due to GPS GPS bouncing offthings, machines, sheds, housing
and hog buildings.

(01:13:54):
And being unable to penetratedense trees, rtk or real-time
kinematic positioning wasinvented.
This requires antennas to beplaced within line of sight of
the receivers on the machines.
Many of these have been placedon top of grain legs, hog houses
, dot buildings, especially inIowa Every DOT building near
farmland has one and the like.

(01:14:17):
But I do not Bye dog.
But I do not know of a fewfarms in the Corn Belt that were
part of an experimental antennasystem that was placed under a
concrete slab on the farm.
This system never really tookoff in the US, but I know the
company paid farmers for allover to help them test it.
If it's not one of those systems, there's another option.
Rtk signals bounce like anyother GPS signal.

(01:14:40):
Depending on how the systemsare set up, they can show up as
a Wi-Fi signal.
If there are several antennasin the area all set up on the
same network think of it like amesh Wi-Fi network they can show
up as a repeating Wi-Fi network.
The IP address and other datawill seem to bounce because it's
reporting based on thesatellite it's connected to, not
a router.
Many newer systems will have aWi-Fi network of some sort of

(01:15:04):
software updates as well.
You may have just been standingin a sweet spot for all the
antennas for updates as well.
He may have just been standingin a sweet spot for all the
antennas.
I have attached a Wikipediaarticle for RTK and a webpage
explaining some of the RTKreceivers that need Wi-Fi.
The same basic principles applyto antennas.
I hope this helps your curiosity.
I genuinely enjoy the show andwas stoked when y'all started
talking about something Iactually know about.
I also have to have twoAG-related bachelor's degrees

(01:15:32):
and am working on a master's ohagricultural bachelor's degree,
is working on a master's oh.
Good job, graf, that's awesome.
Get going on that master's dude, that's great for you.
And appreciate all the help onfiguring out what that Wi-Fi
signal bullshit is.
It's super awesome.
If anyone else has any.
Like if we talk about a mysteryor something, it's like what
could this have been?
And you, you know, have an ideaof what it could be, send us an

(01:15:52):
email on it.
We'd love to hear it.
Um, and if it's something thatsounds awesome, like what graph
had, we'll read on the show.
But again, thank you very muchfor that information graph.
I appreciate it Also.
Uh to, to cap this off, I'mgoing to go ahead and just say
go fuck dads, even if they'vebeen dead for 10 years.
Fuck them anyway.
It's your necro daddy.

Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
Yeah, jason, what do you got?
I, as always, stay fuckingparanoid, especially knowing
that someone you might knowmight be fucking sack deep in a
cult just like this, justbrainwashed, doesn't even know
what the fuck's going on.
But here they are.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
I'm very thankful to slapping Mothman's ass so hard
because they've been followingalong with us on the Discord and
they posted something that Ireally want to read in the next
episode, so stay tuned for that,hell yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
Yes, please.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Hell yeah, doug, what do you got for us?

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
I don't know, but every time he turns his camera
off it completely fucks thelayout of the Twitch stream.
So the entire bottom fiveminutes of this is all fucked up
now.
So thanks, doug.

Speaker 4 (01:16:59):
Well, let's speed through this, so it's only two
minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
What do you got to say, Doug Help me out, brother.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Anyway, matt, what do you got?
Chris Krebs did nothing wrongand Donald Trump fired him
because he's a fascist.
And Chris Krebs refused tobreak his oath to the American
people by supporting Trump'sbaseless made-up bullshit.
What gets posted onWhiteHousegov is baseless

(01:17:25):
propaganda and Fox News is lyingto you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Hell yeah, talking about about cults, am I right?
Trumpism kind of a cult?
Oh, but we can't get politicalguys.
Do you have TDS?

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
what's that Trump derangement syndrome some people
do?
I can't fucking believe.
I can't get into that.
We gotta close this out goforward.

Speaker 5 (01:17:48):
We love you.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
Bye, I'm going to be anyway, I can't get into that.
We got to close this out.
Go, go, go forward, go forward.
We love you.
Bye Love you Bye.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Don't look under the internet.

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