DLUTI 190 - Space Conspiracy Theories - Don't Look Under the Internet

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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Don't look under the internet.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
We're good.
We're good to go.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Are, we Are, we Are we we're gonna find out.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Oh, no, that joke is lost on everyone now.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Hello, everyone, do it again harder.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Obviously, hang on on .
I gotta get in the voice morewe hello everyone.
Welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
To don't look under the internet are, we are we are,
we are we I don't even knowmore.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
That's Jason.
Hello, that's Matt.
Are we, that's Doug.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Damn I was going to say are.
We Say I'd rather be playingOblivion.
I'd rather be playing Oblivion.
There you go, and I'm Mike.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
I'd rather be playing Oblivion and.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Doug, when we fuck this intro up, you can have the
next one.
Yeah, all, you can have thenext one.
Yeah, all right, and we fuckedthis intro up, I'm not doing it
again I'm sitting here insilence for 10 minutes, are we?

Speaker 5 (01:27):
um takes.
Are we really silent?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
podcast yeah you just get to hear random house noises
.
You'd be so, so not before Iget into housekeeping.
Um, last podcast they did thesmall thing where he's talking
about henry zabrowski was likedo you know he's?
He's like do you know howuncomfortable 15 seconds of
silence is on a podcast?
Let me show you just how long15 seconds of silence is on a
podcast.

(01:49):
And they went quiet and it feltlike a fucking eternity.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
It feels like forever .

Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's just 15 seconds.
I'm like what's happening.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Anyway, your world is crumbling.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
How's it going?
We should do really quietpodcasts and just record
everything or just moveeverything down to like negative
, like oh yeah, decibels, yeahjust upload it so that, like, if
you, if you, if you can finallymanage to turn it all the way
up, it's just noise and justlike us in the background and
the noise is just us going.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Are we, are, we are we?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
are we um?
Anyway, I'm doing housekeepingbecause I just did my big flail
and I have one person to shoutout and it's um ghost, aka
corpse eater damn ghost akacorpse eater, and eater has a
ends in W-R instead of E-R, soit's E-R.
Is that how he became a ghostEater?

(02:46):
Ghost aka Corpse Eater.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
It's Eater, eater, eater.
I'm a Corpse Eater, eater,corpse Eater.
I like ghosts Eater.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I like ghosts.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Green ghouls Very ed almost as edgy as that fucking
hog of a man that's in there,Vinny Vindictive or whatever the
porn guy.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
It's edgy Reggie.
Did you just call him a hog ofa man?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, he's fucking piped dude, what does?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
that mean.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
He's fucking piped dude, that's what it means.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
Bricked up.
I'm so jerked off the hog rightnow Isn't bricked up something
else, the closest I can imagineis there's a fucking.
Uber driver that looks like asentient slab of ham.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
That's what I think of.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
There's a lot that just happened right now.
A lot of us are talking.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
We all just went in real different directions.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Good luck, Mike, in putting us into a fucking segue
from whatever this is.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Bird scooter.
I got my ways Anyway, so thatconcludes bird pooper
housekeeping, Anyway.
So that concludes bird pooperhousekeeping.
So, boys, we just took up a lotof airspace by just throwing
that gobbledygook out there.
A lot and a lot of justairspace.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Airspace.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Space.
But there's no air in space.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Space that word makes no sense.
Space no one can hear you.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Space.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Space, but there's no air in space.
Space, that word makes no senseSpace.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
No one can hear you space.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, so our topic today?
I figured it's the return ofthe sixth.
We're recording this on thesixth and I figured, why not do
something?
Space themed?

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Isn't that be fun, Isn't it Revenge of the Sixth?
No, it's Revenge of the Fifth.
Nah, that's what it is.
I gotta make a call.
But also in space-related news,I think Haley's Comet flew by
last night.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, did she wave.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, she was like what up, did she say why are you
always running in place?

Speaker 4 (04:43):
What up, idiots?

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Nah, she was like hey time to kill yourself.
Everybody kill yourself rightnow.
Is that the hail, bob?
What?
Anyway, it's moving on, it'seasy to confuse those two.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Oh yeah, that's the Hanson comment the Hanson
comment right Kill yourself,Fucking kill yourself.
Now that you say that, I canhear the lyrics.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Never registered.
You're right, I'm pretty surethat we're getting fucking.
It's a oh God, I can't eventhink of the word.
Anyways, move on.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
We're talking about space things today.
I'm going to move us the fuckout of whatever that territory
was.
We just keep talking about.
Jason, we're talking about DrSpacheman from 30 Rock.
So again, I thought it'd bereally fun to talk about some
space-related things.
We each have our ownspace-related thing that we came
to the table with.
I will bring mine up first.

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So MySpace-themed mysteryrevolves around Phobos.
How do you guys know whatPhobos is?
It's a moon the wiener.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Oh it's like.
Deimos and Phobos, yes, themoon of what?
Jupiter.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Mars, mars.
Stupider Wait, lord Phobos from.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Lord Phobos, yeah, not the ARG Phobos.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
No.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
OK, we're talking G.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Phobos.
No, we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
This is one of these episodes, Mike.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
It is, that's okay.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Good luck getting past any sentence.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
That's what these are for.
I guess I'm talking about thePhobos UFO conspiracy.
Oh shit.
So what be Phobos?
First and foremost, jason kindof nailed it on the head.
Phobos is one of the two weirdunique kind of nailed it on the
head.
Phobos is one of the two weird,unique moons of Mars.
Phobos and Deimos, named afterGreek gods.

(06:32):
Phobos is the god of fear.
I think it's like Fear.
I think it's fear.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
And Deimos Sounds right.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Deimos followed Phobos on his quests and shit, I
think.
Uh, anyway, who did deimos?

Speaker 4 (06:49):
deimos, I said phobos for some reason like thanos um
so yeah, phobos itself thank you, it is.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
It is panic and fear and demon, oh my god her the two
fucking monsters are Phobos and.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Deimos Pain and panic .
Why did I just get that?
I'm a fucking moron.
God, I just got it too.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
It's all good.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Gladron Similar company.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
I'm still back here thinking about the fact that
Mike started his sentence with arap.
Basically he was like what bePhobos, first and foremost with
like a rap.
Basically he was like what bePhobos first and foremost.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
What be Phobos, first and foremost.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
I'm going to be talking about some UFOs.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Why didn't I do this?
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Back to the stuff I started over.
Doug you ready.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Are we Okay?
So Phobos A little bit moreinformation on Phobos itself.
Phobos is a 14-mile-wide moonthat rotates around Mars' orbit.
It's a very small moon.
To put it in perspective withours.
Ours is like 2,700 miles longor something, and Phobos is 14

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miles wide.
Matt, you're a runner.
You could run the length ofPhobos.
You could go from one point andback to it.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
On Phobos in like a day.
When's the Phobos half marathonscheduled?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
That's up to you to decide.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Assuming you're at Oxygen right, assuming we're
going to beam you up there withall the money we make from the
podcast.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
In fact, it's so weird.
Phobos is very close to Mars'atmosphere as well.
It's insanely close.
It's very weird, because if youweigh 150 pounds on Earth, if
you're on Phobos, you weigh onlya few ounces.
That's how weird gravity isaffecting you, couldn't you jump
off the moon.
I would not be surprised,considering if it was close
enough to mars.
Yeah, how?
I'm just just considering howlight you are.

(08:49):
I would not be surprised if youcould.
Um, I don't think you canbecause in theory, we've already
had we're launching rovers toland on it come next year.
Spoiler, I'm going to get intoit those way more than us damn,
you got me there anyway.
So back to my thing it's full.
The weird thing about, uh,phobos is full of weird shit.

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Another weird thing aboutphobos is it is filled with
craters.
There is this 14 mile wide uhmoon is literally basically just
dents and craters.
Part of it is a six mile widedent.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Almost half of this fucking moon itself is just one
giant so this just looks like asuction cup, like it honestly
does, and then on the insideit's just like a little pac-man
kind of yeah and uh, he bringsup.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
a good point, though too heavy, too heavy, too heavy
Too heavy, too heavy.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Phobos is also seen as being the best place to study
for potential life on Mars.
The biggest theory as to whythat is is because it used to be
a chunk of Mars, that another,just like our moon, where people
yeah people theorize that itwas our moon, was a chunk of the
earth.
We got hit by something and itjust kind of fell off and then

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went into orbit.
People theorize that same thingwith, um uh, phobos and they,
they like phobos because itcaptures.
It's like a time capsule.
It's not affected by theatmosphere on mars as much as
mars itself is.
So they're like oh, this thingis great for collecting samples.
They've already found what theycall call the building blocks
of potential life-based mineralson there.

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They're like this place isfucking great, let's go.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Put all the people on Earth on a 14-mile-wide sphere.
Yep, we can do it.
We can all fit.
There's a math problem.
I want Reddit to do?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
You can clean the whole thing with two farm
Roombas fine, there's a mathproblem.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I want reddit to do right.
You can clean the whole thingwith like two farm roombas.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Just bury the con, the wi-fi, underneath the giant
crater, the wi-fi in the centerof the planet, yeah, speaking of
the center of the planet,though, um something I'm gonna
is there a center I'm gonna divea bit more deep into it, but
one of the running theories withphobos is that it's hollow.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
I'm gonna get into that more later.
I go after you.
Yeah, that's cool yeah, yeah, um, but I'll get into that a
little bit more later.
But yeah, one of the theoriesof phobos is that it's hollow.
So in the 1960s, russia noticeduh phobos, and I'm gonna get
into this now.
We'll notice that uh phobos wasactually spinning way more like
rotating, way faster than theyfirst assumed that it did, and

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it was moving around Mars a lotfaster than it was.
They theorize because of thisthat Phobos more than likely is
a hollow moon because the wayit's spinning so fast and it's
going a lot faster than Mars, itrotates around Mars faster than
Mars rotates itself.
So they're like the only waythat can happen is motherfuckers
hollow Photos of Phobos notphotos, but like wavelengths and

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like other signals that we'velaunched out at Phobos and
brought back have also theorizedthat Phobos may have a thin
sheet metal-esque layer wrappedaround it Of sheet metal.
Basically it's like a thinsheet metal-esque layer wrapped
around it Of sheet metal.
Basically, it's like a thinsheet metal layer wrapped around
the entire rocket.
It's the Death Star.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Is what you're getting.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Yeah, kind of, or the Bee Gyne from.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Futurama, yeah, this Bee Gyne.
These two weird things that wefound out in the 60s have
started a conspiracy that Phobosis an artificial moon, some
claim.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
What.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah.
People think that this is afake moon and it was placed
there by something.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
It's not natural.
We need that noise on oursoundboard.
That goes.
It's not natural, we need thatnoise on our soundboard.
That goes.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Dun, dun, dun dun dun dun so some claim the boons god
, fucking, dammit, I almost justshat my pants.
I just watched Mike.
Just he, literally his armhurts now because of that.
Holy fuck the bass is turned upon this thing.

(13:05):
That's for fucking sure.
You can't do that to my heart.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Mike's not here next week, dude, okay so some claim
the moon seems to be hollow andthat it's held together also by
a mildly cohesive outer fabricthat goes along with the sheet
metal okay, so it's time toinvestigate what the fuck is
going on with Phobos.
So Space Menard outer fabricthat goes along with the sheet
metal Okay, so it's time toinvestigate what the fuck is
going on with Phobos.
So Space Menards, since thisepisode ain't going nowhere, man

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holy fuck.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
That should not have gotten me as much as it did but
holy shit that was funny

Speaker 2 (13:55):
yeah, I don't know why.
What was so perfect about that?

Speaker 5 (13:59):
you just kept saying sheet metal and I was like you
save big money when you shop forbones, the six mile wide crater
is just the garden center.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
The other side of it, you'll find all of our lumber
and plywood Holy shit.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
So, after Russia found all that shit in the 60s,
let's go fast forward a littlebit Can't even do it.
1988 1988, russia launchesPhobos 1 and 2, two satellites
that they launch, that they wantto go take a look at Phobos the
moon a bit more.

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They were backed by multiplecountries, including the United
States, to look into Mars andtheir moons for sampling and to
get more information on theseplanets and the moon.
Phobos 1 was pretty much deadimmediately into its launch.
Someone that was at the controlcenter for Phobos 1 typed in
the wrong command and it causedPhobos 1 to go from looking at
the sun its power source,because of their solar power to

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command, and it caused Phobos 1to go from looking at the sun,
its power source, because of itssolar power, to not looking at
the sun, pretty much killing itimmediately after launch, with
Phobos 2 pretty much leaving iton its own.
So months later we see thatPhobos 2 starts acting.
A bit funny.
We get readings back thatPhobos 2 has just started
spinning out of nowhere, whichis weird, because things in

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space don't just start spinningout of nowhere.
It's a vacuum.
Unless you put some sort ofpressure on it or some sort of
force, it's not going to doanything.
So they're like, huh, that'sweird.
Why would it start spinning?
You know what they thoughtSomething hit it.
Weird Wonder, what hit it?
Weird Wonder, what hit it.

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Phobos 2 went dark aftersending it back some images, and
then it died out in space a fewmonths later.
Rip Phobos 1 and 2.
Russia at the time claims thatthe failure was caused by a
computer malfunction.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Okay, Russia has a fucking history of lying about
shit that happens in space.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
When looking at this set of photos that was sent back
by Phobos 2, the last imagesthat show what may have caused
the probe to start spinning showthat it may have been attacked.
The moon, no, the, oh, theprobe Phobos 2, the probe.
I thought you were talking.
Okay, got it.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
I was having trouble following as well.
I was thinking that somethingslammed into the moon and shot
me into space, phobos 2.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Phobos 2, the probe started spinning randomly when
it got close to Phobos the moon.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
How fucking lazy do you have to be to name your
fucking rovers the same thing asthe place they're going?

Speaker 2 (16:42):
We didn't send probes up to our moon and just be like
moon two.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
It makes it easy to put the right shuttle in the
right.
We call it like the challengeryeah, moon two, the re-mooning.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Russia tried to hide.
I'm skipping right past it.
Russia tried to hide thesephotos that show that Phobos 2,
the probe may have been attacked.
They tried to hide I'm skippingright past it.
Russia tried to hide thesephotos um that show that vobos
to the probe may have beenattacked.
Um, they tried to hide therelease, but after worldwide
demand, they were released allbut four images why not those
four?
you're about to find out why.
So, okay, some of the photosare released by russia showed

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the shadow of something beingcasted onto the surface of mars
again.
These are the last couplephotos that were.
These are the photos that werereleased by Russia.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
These are not the four hidden ones.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Matt, I sent you these photos.
They're all in order.
If you want to throw them onscreen, be my guest.
If not, I don't give a fuck,I'll describe them.
So you see two photos here.
These two photos, they are justthat.
They're like oblong shaped,kind of like cigar shaped,
disc-esque um shadows.
You're using all the buzzwordsyou like that?
Shit, you're using all of?

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yeah, I know you like that, uh,I'm trying to get our fucking,
uh, uh, our algorithm going, uh.
But so these shadows werecasted on Mars.
What could these be?
What do you think?

Speaker 4 (18:08):
By looking at these photos.
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (18:09):
A cigar or a UFO.
Probably, probably.
They estimated that because ofthe shadow, they estimated that
whatever casts the shadow isroughly around the same size as
Phobos.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
I'm fucking sorry.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
What the moon, whatever casted these shadows,
they think is roughly around thesize of the moon, the moon
right.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Which again remember that's 14 miles, that's actually
not that big.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Moon or moon.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
That's pretty fucking big.
I mean, 14 mile ship is prettypretty large To put, to put in
perspective what that is the.
It's not real, but I'm afucking hyper nerd.
The what the fuck is it called?
I'm a fucking hyper nerd.
The what the fuck is it called?
The Superstar Destroyer fromStar Wars.
Those were 12 miles long and ifyou were to put one of those on
Earth it would look like itwould bend around the horizon

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All.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
I can think of is 12 miles, well, the Earth's flat,
so no one.
The intro to Spaceballs, whereit's just like, yes, going down
the ship for like ever.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
It's the same shit.
So you're probably wondering toyourselves what could these
things be?
And the world was wonderingthis as well.
So it wasn't until around 1991,when we had a test pilot, a
Russian test pilot named MarinaPopovich, my girl Popovich.

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She revealed these four hiddenphotos.
These are what we got, matt.
If you again want to take alook at these next four sorry,
next three photos I only havethree of them on here because
they're pretty much the sameNext three photos.
So, to describe these photosfor anyone that's not if there's
no visual or anything like thatto describe these photos you

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see Phobos itself in the middleand there's a white line coming
up from it and you see that lineon these photos, on all three
of these photos.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah, that line is estimated to be 15 miles long,
but I thought, oh, so it'sbehind Phobos, so it's further
away from Phobos than the camerais.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
No, it's pretty much right next to Phobos.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
That doesn't make any sense, because you just said.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Phobos is 14 miles across, and this is estimated to
be 15.
This isn't the whole shot.
This is just a portion.
Keep that in mind.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Okay, that makes more sense then.
Yeah, I thought that was thewhole thing.
I thought that was the wholething.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
They only caught a portion of it, going off of what
they have and also the shadow.
They're estimating it to beabout 14-15 miles long.
If you take into considerationthe trajectory of the moon and
the sun Exactly Now this whiteline is, like I said, the object
that they believe hit Phobos 2,the satellite.
The probe was using an infraredcamera, so it was obviously

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giving off some sort of heat orreflection.
That's how we see it.
It can't be a shadow.
Infrared doesn't see shadows.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
No, it sees heat.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
And light.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
It sees light beyond the visible spectrum.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
It sees ultraviolet light.
This object is again theorizedto be what casted that shadow on
Mars.
So why do we think that thisthing destroyed our probe?
Well, because it did it did.
Well, we think this becausethis probe other photos that

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were released to the public ourprobe Phobos 2, took some very
interesting pictures of Marsthat some say look like a city
on Mars.
Matt, you can go to the nextpictures if you want.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
So maybe this is something that the UFOs didn't
want us to see.
Huh, now look, it's a cityblock.
Exactly, people are like thatlooks like a city block.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Now, that's interesting, right right.
These are what we found notonly do we find these on mars,
but there are.
We found these on mars, but umwith other like mars trips, but
like years before, um, talkinglike 10, 20 years beforehand, we
got other imagery back of likepyramid shapes that we found on
mars, rect, uh, squares that wefound on mars.
There's a face that we found onmars.
You know, there's all thisweird shit that we found on

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there.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Now we're finding cities, bro now we're finding
that's hard to refute that thatis a grid system like.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
So now, phobos, the moon also has some weird shit
going on with it.
Okay, there are these weirdgrooves that are on the surface
that are all parallel to oneanother and are all the same
depth and width.
They seem to be brighter thanthe surface, judging off of the
photography that we got back,and this is showing that it may
be made of a different materialthan the moon itself.

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Here we are, here are thesegrooves.
You see these grooves I'mtalking about.
Looks like someone took one ofthose like sand rakes.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Almost like it was part of a different planet and
then got dragged off of it.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Now here's yeah, also in this photo you can see right
here that is the six-mile-longdeck, the Stickney Crater, which
is named after the wife of theman who discovered Phobos.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
I don't remember his name.
At Phobos I don't remember hisname this man was like.
That doesn't make sense, Bro.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
I don't make the math , I just go with it.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
This man hates his wife.
He's like, yeah, this fuckingcrazy is my wife.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
She's a real pain in my ass, and this is her.
This is what she gets.
She's a dent on a moon.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
I hate my fucking wife.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Now here's something else that's weird that we found
on Phobos there's a fuckingmonolith on Phobos.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Oh my god, how far is this from Deedle.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
There is a monolith that is 270 feet across and 300
feet tall.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
So it's almost a perfect square.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
It looks like that right.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
The weird part is it's a monolith, then If it's
just a square, You're a monoliththen if it's just a square,
you're

Speaker 4 (23:48):
a monolith, how's that?
Yeah, okay, is it's casting.
The weirdest part is that thatthe 270 feet across and 300 tall
right that means is one-tenthtaller than it is wide.
Yeah, it's power of three powerof three fucking weird.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Yeah right, I don't know what that means.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
But yeah, that means nature usually doesn't use
mathematical equations to buildstructures.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
It may be that they measured it to a certain extent
and there's only like a degreeof accuracy that they can get
that's, that's fair.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
I do they may not know that it's like 24.36 yeah,
yeah, I, I am picturing somebodywith like a fucking laser
protractor you're literally justlike right down.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
You're right, they did like those surveyor laser
things yeah, well, you see, whenthe martians were done building
the pyramid, they were like, oh, we have this extra brick.
And they just like so that'skind of.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
That kind of is something that I'm going to get
into here.
So are we actually guessing the?

Speaker 5 (24:40):
answer maybe a little really predictable.
I'm not gonna lie peoplesuggest.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
People suggest that this is the same as the pyramids
that we have on earth.
We also, like I mentionedbefore, found pyramids on mars.
Now, what people are theorizinghere is I.
I don't remember exactly whatthe theory is called, but
there's a theory that I don'tknow what that sound is but
there's a theory I can hear thatsound that's that was.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Dense could be a child.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
That's that was dead, could be a child who's sick.
Could be a ghost.
Could be a child.
So, some theorize thatelectricity not OK, that is a
child.
Some say that electricity, notgravity, is the main force of
the universe.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
And there's ancient aliens that are able to tap in
to the force of the universe.
Yeah and uh, the there'sancient aliens that were able to
tap in to the electricity ofthe universe and basically use
that as an unlimited, uh, energysource, and they did that.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
Don't make me come out there Um like there are
alarms going off.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Yeah, Right Um so they they theorize that these
aliens were able to build thesepyramids and use these pyramids
to gather the uh electricalenergy from the universe um, did
they mine this fucking moon tobuild the pyramids?

Speaker 5 (25:56):
they might have.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
That's a good theory, who the fuck knows?
But there is a little bit ofnot science to it.
But there is a little bit ofhistory to the pyramids on earth
being there for being a sourceto gather electrical energy,
because Nikola Tesla himself hasthe Tesla pyramid.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
That he tried to create, fail.
There's the ancient Egyptianshad a form of the tesla uh super
conductor coil yeah, yeah, uh.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Yeah, you talked about that in the last game, but
I'm not qualified to talk aboutthis that much, because I don't
really understand it.
But have you seen the stuffthat they've been showing about
the pyramids?
Uh, that have, like the giant,like they did some sort of like,
uh, sonar or something or other, and they saw these big.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, we talked about this a couple weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
I think this is when I brought up the.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Tesla coil that ancient Egyptians had.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
We have a whole bonus on this the technology that
they use to detect.
That is bullshit.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Yeah, okay, cool, very good, so anyway.
That's weird, right?

Speaker 5 (27:10):
So anyway, it's like weird as fuck.
Am I right?

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Well, no.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
So yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
It's a monolith that is built on a weird Martian moon
.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
A monolith built on a Martian moon that seems to be
hollow and have a metal outerlayer to it.
Yeah, that also had a UFO.
It's glitter.
Yeah, that had a UFO strike usdown or probe down when we were
trying to investigate it Fuckingweird.
And we have those photos of afucking Martian city.

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That's fucking weird, right,that's very weird.
That is very weird.
Well, going to break yourhearts a little bit, okay, the
math ain't mathing on this badboy and I'm gonna show you how.
So scientists have already kindof reported on debunking a lot
of this first one.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
I hate the first weird shit, man?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
no, not even that.
Oh, and now it's time to breakyour hearts no, like that.
The sentence directly afterthat scientists may have already
reported on why the probestarted spinning.
This next part yep, it wasspinning before it got to mars.
That's the dumbest and mostlogical explanation I've ever
heard there was uh, there was arussian paper that came out
where they did a deep dive intoall the coding and all that jazz

(28:20):
and they were basically able tosummarize that Phobos 2 was
basically spinning the entiretime.
It was out in space and becauseof this it was pulling data
from fucking all over the mapand it was transmitting that
data all over the place back tous.
We weren't getting accuratedata because it was pulling from
fucking over there, over there,up there, down there, wherever

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it was pointing at the time, upthere, down there, wherever it
was pointing.
At the time Two, the giantcigar-shaped shadow that was
being casted on Mars.
That looked weird, right.
That looked weird.
That looked like a UFO, rightyeah.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Unfortunately, Spacebug hit the windshield.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Spacebug hit the windshield.
Unfortunately, that was morethan likely just a data glitch.
Um, there is a bit moreevidence to it later on and I'll
get to in just a second.
But the most, yeah, the mostheartbreaking thing of all.
The probe, as it turns out,didn't die immediately after
taking those four pictures, likethey claimed yeah, it was alive

(29:21):
for like two more days and itsent back 50 some odd more
pictures.
And in those photos, that whiteline that they thought was the
UFO is in every single one ofthem.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
So it's like damage to the sensor or something.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Exactly, and here are just some random photos in
space.
Here's a random comet they got,here's just a random shot of
space.
Now, yes, basically thesephotos were basically a lens
issue with the infrared camera.
The photos from the regularcamera showed no UFO, none of

(29:55):
that stuff.
So it was just a glitch withthe infrared camera.
But what about the monolith?
You say what about the monolith?
That proves that they'returning the Martians gay the
monolith.
Yeah, what you're turning theMartians gay the monolith.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Yeah, what you're doing right now is great.
Yeah, you like that.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
We have those here.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yeah, here's the bad part it is real.
It is real, but unfortunatelyit is most likely a natural
formation.
Those monoliths can be foundall over other moons, on various
moons of various planetsJupiter's got some, jupiter's
moon's got some, jupiter's moonsgot some.
We even have some here on onearth.
There are areas that have beenjust basically antarctica is one

(30:31):
of them.
antarctica's got that big oldrectangle there is a shoreline I
forget where I want to say it'slike new zealand or some shit
that, uh, the, the, the sea haseroded away at the stone so much
and it's caused these likesquare formations to come out,
well, even a giant, or a giant'scauseway.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
Yeah, ireland, with the big hexagons that come up,
like they're like basalt pillars.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yes, a perfect hexagon squares, just kind
shapes, just kind of fuckinghappen sometimes, you know, yeah
, now, michael, I know whatyou're asking again, what about
the shadow on mars?
There's no way that was just adata glitch.
There can't be, that's a shadow, that is a shadow.
Now, michael, I know whatyou're asking Again.
What about the shadow on Mars?
There's no way that was just adata glitch.
There can't be, that's a shadow, that is a shadow.
Ain't no way it could be acamera.
Surely, if the camera glitched,then that still doesn't explain

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the shadow that we have on Mars.
Here's the Mars shadow.
You seen that shit?
That's the Mars shadow.
Here's the downside Probablyjust Phobos, the moon's shadow.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
The 14 mile wide thing.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
The 14 mile wide shadow is probably the shadow to
the 14 mile wide moon On theground.
We have taken a lot of newerphotos of Mars throughout the
years and we have gotten theexact same shadow out of Phobos,
the exact same fucking thing.
Now, what about the grooves,michael?
The grooves on Phobos?
You didn't fucking thing.
Now what about the grooves,michael, the grooves on Phobos?
You didn't talk about those yet.
Well, I'm going to.

(31:49):
Here's the thing about thegrooves on Phobos.
The running theory is thatthese grooves are being caused
by Mars' gravity.
Now the moon, though, theydon't believe is entirely hollow
anymore, they do think thatthere are a lot of caverns and
tunnel systems inside of it,because they have proved that it
is a lot of empty space goingon in that kind of moon, a lot
of empty space.

(32:09):
And they believe that thesegrooves are basically the dirt
on the surface of the moon beingpushed down by mars gravity and
basically falling into thegrooves of the caverns, causing
these, these, these groups to toshow yeah, so they're pretty
much, they're just indents wherethese there's, they're just
indents, they're just cracks.
Yeah, that's all they fuckingare.
And the sheet metal skin thatis around fucking Phobos?

(32:33):
Yeah, this one's actuallypretty obvious More than likely
just dust that is being thrownup on the surface from the
grooves being created and thismoon being condensed down.
In fact, this moon is gettingcondensed by mars's gravity so
intensely that they expect thatthis moon will be obliterated
under the gravity within, Ithink it's like 20 million years
, so it's going to be around fora long time.

(32:55):
But I mean the cosmic scheme ofthings, not, not exactly that's,
that's a blip on the radar, um,so, all in all, fantastic story
.
Yeah, it's a fun story about a?
Uh ufo that destroyed a, aprobe, because we saw mars.
Uh, martian cities also.
Um, speaking of the martiancities, um, we see those shapes,

(33:17):
unfortunately, all the time on,like mars and even like the
moon.
I believe they found some, um,they they check it off to, uh, I
forget what it's called.
It's like parallaxing orsomething where, like, oh, you
see, you see patterns and shitand just random stuff, and that
your brain saw the cul-de-saclooking shit and was like that's
a city block that's calledbeing human.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
Unfortunately, yeah because one of the the reason
that we are technically haveremoved ourselves from the food
chain Is our ability torecognize patterns, even if
they're not actually there.
The fact that we can recognizepatterns and we're so good at it
the blood sword Sometimes.
You recognize patterns.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
That don't actually.
Lizard brain turns to monkeybrain and then monkey brain go.
I know that is bad, but yeah,so that's my bit on Phobos, a
fun little tale about a ufo thattotally didn't exist and didn't
hit a satellite, but it's stillfun to think of it spawned a
heavy conspiracy theory it didum, since we're talking too
heavy, in fact it's too heavy,that's

Speaker 1 (34:18):
the other thing phobos too heavy, that's too
heavy jason, I know you'rechomping at the bit.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
It sounds like you've got something pretty
entertaining.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
You're actually segwaying me perfectly into mine
.
We're gonna move from one ofMars's moons and we're just
gonna go ahead and start talkingabout one of the only moon that
we have orbiting our planet themoon, the moon moon 2 we
haven't unlocked moon 2 yet up,up, down down left right

Speaker 2 (34:49):
left, right avi though just like a we land, like
a store on the moon called moontwo like to it's like limited
to but two.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Two moon, two moon.
It's so too cool.
Before I get into this, anybodyout there who is drinking along
with us?
Go take a shot, or something.
Just took a shot, damn it, andif the latency keeps up, it'll
look like Doug and I are doingit at the same time right now.
There you go, hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Hell yeah, brother.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Brrrah, brrrah.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
Wink where your taint is, or whatever they say.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Let's talk about the fucking moon.
Did you guys know that the moonis hollow since 1969?
we knew this gas um, apparentlyan interpretation of certain
results.
Um, around, uh, the astronauts.
So in 1969 there were severalmoon missions being talked about

(35:53):
.
One of the points of these moonmissions was to gather seismic,
uh data pertaining to seismicexperiments on the surface of
the moon.
Um, basically, what happened isthey started doing these tests
and they would send vibrationsto the ground of the moon, um,
just to see, like, how old it is.

(36:13):
And the way they can do this isthey test the different layers
in the moon or any surfacethey're really on, and you can
see different seismic events.
You can see proof of it withinthe different layers of Earth.
Like there's an earthquake.
You might see different layersof strata in it, but they gauge
it like a tree, more or less.
So they did these seismicexperiments and what they found

(36:39):
was that apparently the moon hassomething called moonquakes and
apparently they last muchlonger, like much longer than on
Earth.
So on Earth an earthquake islike what?
10 seconds, 10, 20 seconds,usually from the moonquake is 10
years.
Apparently, a moonquake can lastup to 25 minutes.
Damn, it's like a big orgasm.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
The moon beats work, apparently a moonquake can last
up to 25 minutes.
Damn, it's like a big orgasm.
The moon be twerking.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Apparently so.
A lot of conspiracy theorieshave kind of they've guessed at
the fact that the moon washollow.
I mean, we already have so manyconspiracy theories about the
Earth being hollow and we livehere, so like who's to say that
other planets aren't hollow aswell?
It's true, um, can a gas planetbe hollow, technically, I guess

(37:27):
, like by definition?
But so the, the hollow moon itactually came came around around
the same time as the, thewidely thought perception that
the moon was made of cheese.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Confirmed actually.
No, that's actually dude.
That's a widely accepted beliefright now and that's really
unfortunate.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Where do you think Wisconsin gets it all?

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Those are just meteor showers for them.
So apparently in the 60s it wasvery widely thought the moon
was made of cheese.
I'm guessing it had to do withall the space race stuff.
Everybody was excited about themoon, going to the moon, what
we can do, and all of thesetheories started to come out of
it.
So moon made of cheese OK, itwas made of cheese.
That means it can be moldedright Like you can sculpt it

(38:17):
right Like you can sculpt it.
It's cheese Like you can dowhatever you want.
So why wouldn't it be hollow onthe inside, right you could?

Speaker 2 (38:22):
build like a Mount Cheesemore on the moon.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
The Leaning Tower of Cheesa.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
So the we've got moon made of cheese.
Beliefs that the moon is hollow.
The actual basis for the hollowmoon actually did come around.
During the apollo 12 moonlanding mission, nasa
researchers sought to learn moreabout the composition of the
moon.
During the apollo 12 mission,astronauts pete conrad and alan

(38:51):
bean mr bean set up a passiveseismic experiment, or pse, at
the landing site as part of alarger set of moon experiments
known as the Apollo LunarSurface Experiment Package, or
ALSEP.
Once the Apollo 12 astronautswere safely back in command of
the module, they crashed thelunar module into the moon's

(39:13):
surface.
The impact was the equivalentof detonating one ton of TNT and
triggered what's known as amoonquake, the first human-made
moonquake to take place.
We did it, guys.
The PSE seismometers recordedthe resulting vibrations, which
were much bigger and lasted muchlonger than the scientists
anticipated.
They were far different fromthe earthquake vibrations on

(39:35):
Earth.
They don't really go too muchinto why or how or this or that.
I'm assuming the difference ingravity, just less forces on
each individual particle thatmakes up the entire crust or
earth of the moon it kind ofmakes sense, I guess, that if
it's there's less gravity, thatit would be like, yeah, jigglier
because it's like gravityexerts force on itself with all

(39:58):
the things like the more ofsomething there is, the more
force it exerts on itself.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Sure, it makes sense the less of something it is.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Yeah, that's how I rationalize it.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
I'm illiterate and that makes sense to me.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Good, there's something for everybody here.
So at the time, oh also.
So Apollo 13, 14, 15, and 16missions apparently were all for
about the same thing Seismictests.
What about Apollo 18?
That was to find aliens thatlive on the other side of the
moon.
They did it.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
Isn't there a movie Apollo 18?

Speaker 3 (40:29):
I fucking love that movie.
Great success.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
That movie's pretty good.
It's actually not very good,but I like it a lot.
I think it's amazing.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Shut your mouth.
So they did these different tntbased seismic quake uh tests
and they found out that theearth, or the moon, is only 60
as dense as the earth.
That doesn't mean the moon ishollow, with many things.
It does suggest that there arehollow portions.
Now, if there's hollow portionsin the moon, who's to say that

(40:57):
it's not completely hollow?
We can't see it.
These tests are kind ofpointing towards the fact that
it is um, so, but we'll from thewhat, what's up.
I got questions, but continue toprobably answer um so from this
we have a bunch of different uhpieces of evidence that kind of

(41:18):
back up the fact that the moonis hollow, like the question why
does the moon ring like a bell?

Speaker 2 (41:25):
you know, right, yeah , like every morning at six
o'clock the time is 4 am, um soapparently so.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
The moon is ringing like a bell.
This phrase comes from somebodyby the name of Clive R Neal,
who's a professor of civilengineering and geological
sciences at the University ofNotre Dame.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
And he says there's an experiment.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
That's the best name I've ever heard.
Apparently a NASA writer, notreDame's, not a university, it's
a cathedral.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
What the fuck bro.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Well, maybe that's why you got a bad education.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
It houses a cathedral what the fuck, bro.
Maybe that's why you got a badeducation.
It houses a hunchback Get yourfacts straight.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
God damn it.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
You're right, this guy's name.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
I'm pronouncing his name wrong.
So this scientist, Quasimodo,professor of civil engineering
and geological sciences at theUniversity of Notre Dame.
That sounds so much better, Ibelieve in a lot more now.
He says the experiment resultsin a NASA write-up.
So these moonquake experimentsend up creating a scientific

(42:35):
journal entry written by thescientists at NASA, and it
compares moonquake vibration tothose of a tuning fork.
Apparently they're fuckingidentical, which means the moon,
every time a moonquake happens,is letting off a sound, and it
sounds very similar to theringing of a bell, sounds like
the Taco Bell bell.

(42:55):
Bong.
Yeah, exactly, however,obviously you can't hear it with
your own ears.
Much like the, uh, the bloop.
Remember when we, when wetalked about that, we sped that
shit up so fast because youheard the whole noise in 10
seconds.
The entire noise takes like twominutes.
It's fucking crazy, uh.
But similarly it's the samepatterns as a tuning fork, same

(43:17):
I.
I mean essentially you couldhit this thing with different
mega ton, mega tonnage of TNTand play fucking I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Um and so, if I ever become a, billionaire.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
I'm funding launching things at the moon, so we can
just make it go.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Do do, do, do, do, do , do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
, do, do do why be Batman whenyou can do that you?

Speaker 3 (43:45):
have to explode it on the last note, do, do do do, do
, do moon, moon.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Okay.
So another test that was runwas we did these exact same
seismic tests on earth just tobe like you know what.
Maybe the earth rings like abell too.
It doesn't Dang it, novibrations of any like.
There's no pattern to them,kind of like wavelengths from a
note.
So we can't really say that theEarth makes a noise like that.
A lot of people have speculatedthat it's because of all the

(44:14):
water on Earth.
So we have all the scientificdata to back up the fact that
the moon not is hollow but mightbe hollow, rings like.
It gives off sound vibrationslike a bell, like a tuning fork,
which means there is someairspace existent near the
center of the moon.
That's what that points toanyway.
Um, we have these moonquakesand we see that the consistency

(44:38):
of the density of the, the, Iwant to say the earth but like
moon, earth doesn't sound good.
Mirth, the mirth, um, theconsistency is mirth, it's got a
thick mirth, the moon it likeit's.
Like matt said, it's like jelloor like jelly, like it's, it's
just it's less compacted, simplybecause it weighs less.

(44:59):
There's less gravity.
There's almost no water on themoon.
One might say there is no wateron the fucking moon.
We found ice.
There's some ice in the icecaps.
However, it's not a significantamount to actually affect any

(45:20):
of this.
So, with all of this talk aboutwhat's actually going on in the
center of the moon, so we allknow.
Is it cheese?
No, damn it.
I mean, maybe it might becheese.
Yeah, it's dense enough.
No, the center is not, butsurrounded by cheese, maybe.
Now we all know that the earthhas a hollow core right and it's
made of ice, and there'shundreds of flat earths on top
of this giant ice ball.

(45:40):
Oh yeah.
And the center is made of ablack hole.
There's hundreds of flat earthson top of this giant ice ball.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the center is made of ablack hole roughly the size of
Mars, and it's on top of aturtle, on top of a turtle, et
cetera, et cetera.
Well, this is theorized to be afailed experiment for another
life-sustaining planet, simplybecause its proximity to Earth.
How close it could be to justbe like oh, it's proximity to
earth, how close that we could.

(46:01):
It could be to just be like, oh, it's fucked here, it takes
what a month and a half to getthere.
Sure, that's fine, it's betterthan what 92 years to get to the
, the closest life-bearingplanet.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
And that's in light or the center of a tootsie pop
or the center of a tootsie pop,who fucking knows.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Last thing I'm going to talk about here is simply
because we have not enough datato actually confirm any of this.
There's a guy named TerryHerford and he's a NASA
geophysicist and he's working ona new subsurface lunar
investigation and monitoringequipment, or SUBLIME, which is
what that stands for.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
I don't practice.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
I had a real let's let's actually, it lets you
practice centering on the moonlike without oxygen.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
I got you.
It's just it's.
It's a breakthrough inheuristic studies.
It's fucking great.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
I'm a big old floating ball.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
So this thing apparently can actually map the
moon's core and the reason thiswas invented is because of all
the uncertainty around the factthat the moon might be hollow.
Obviously, a lot of people havetaken this and run with it
because they just see thesimilarities like oh yeah,
hollow earth, hollow moon.
It's probably more aliens thatlive in there, Probably more
aliens.
Some people think that likeDulce Base 2.

(47:18):
Some people think there's ateleporter inside Dulce base
that gets you to the moon.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Some people think that that's actually where the
lizardification process takesplace, because the Nazis are
also oh, exactly, and like yousaid, there's ice caps on the
moon for the Nazis to hide inyeah, it's a full circle.
It's a full circle.
Yeah, full circle, full sphere,if you will thank you for that.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Um, so we are developing something to map the
entirety, like, uh, top tobottom, inside and out of the
moon, and I'm hoping thatactually gets applied to earth
as well, so we can actually seethe fucking shape of it.
So all these assholes that, oh,it's a, it's the shape of texas
, but bigger, like I don't needto read any more bullshit,

(48:07):
conspiracy theories now that howdoes this work?
Because the moon is a hologramit's right in the name the moon
is hollow oh my god oh my godliterally right in the name.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Oh, it's hollow and weighs a gram.
Oh my God, we just blew the lidwide open.
It was right there the wholefucking time.
Those idiots that never evenlooked.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
If you guys have questions for me, feel free to
ask.
I might be able to answer them,but honestly there's not a huge
what's up.
Mike, what kind of cheese?
Probably Vardy.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Oh no, it's right there, it's Swiss.
If the moon is hollow.
What made it that way, though?
They don't really go into thattoo much, but if we want to,
well, there needs to be anexplanation for why there's a
giant hollow ball.
Was it mind there?

Speaker 4 (49:02):
are several theories A big one's, aliens, that the
moon is actually a generator ofsome sort and it needs to be
able to move and the hyper-densething that's at the center of
it is actually a generator ofsome sort, kind of like, uh, did
you guys remember in the newsthat people, uh, or we, think

(49:24):
that we have picked up theevidence of a mega structure
that has been built around astar like this?

Speaker 5 (49:30):
don't talk about it stop it okay, that's my topic.
Stop talking about.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
it sounds like we're about to hear all about that.
Hey, hey, good segue.
Yeah, holy shit, that's fuckingawesome.
So, yeah, that, actually it'svery similar technology to a, uh
, something called a Dysonsphere, which I'm sure in
literally what my top severalseconds we'll hear more about Um
, and I think that they modeledthese.

(49:56):
They tried to basically take analready existing structure, a
planet, and turn it into thesethings that are called dyson
spheres, but I'm not going toruin the surprise on what the
fuck that is.
Instead, I'll take a shot,because that's all I got cool,
all right.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Well, doug, that was a good bird scooter over to you,
so you, you go tell me go gonow cool, sick, yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
So I just thought this was like a really neat,
basically a hypothetical thoughtpiece by a guy named Freeman
Dyson.
So, basically, it's a structureso massive and so advanced that
what it is is it wraps aroundthe entirety of a star just to

(50:37):
collect the energy from it.
Just to collect the energy fromit.
Um, it's a really cool idea inpractice, or, I guess, on paper,
uh, but it's not something thatwe can obviously do in practice
quite yet.
We're just not quitetechnologically there.
Um, and scientists are actuallylooking for dyson spheres in
space, like, not just like fromus, like they're looking to see

(51:00):
if other intelligent life hasdone this to other stars already
.
Because I mean, uh, one of thethings that you have to
understand is that the amount ofenergy that our sun gives off
in a single second is moreenergy than we've ever used in
the entirety of human life, yep,so if you can harness that.

(51:22):
That's that that would besignificant in advancing the
human race right.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Isn't that the plot to like sunshine or whatever.
The movie is where this is likegoing out and they're like our
power source no yeah oh we mustcontain it um so put a nuke at
the sun, nuke the hurricane.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
So what exactly is a Dyson sphere?
The basic definition is that itis a hypothetical megastructure
that, completely or partially,will surround a star to capture
all of the energy.
It was made by a guy namedFreeman Dyson in 1960.
He just proposed this as athought experiment and he didn't
really suggest, hey, we shouldbuild this.

(52:03):
But basically this thoughtpiece of his was to consider how
one might detect advanced aliencivilizations.
So there's a couple differentforms that this Dyson sphere
could take form of.
And that's a Dyson swarm, whichis basically a vast cloud of
independent solar collectors orsatellites orbiting a star.

(52:25):
Um, this is like the mostrealistic version.
So like, let's say, you justsend like a shit ton of
satellites around the sun, right, and they're just always
completely collecting energyfrom it, um, that would make the
most sense instead of buildinglike a megastructure, right.
Um, there's a Dyson ring, whichis essentially what you would
consider, I guess what they havein halo, where they, like you

(52:48):
know, have that big ring aroundit and people live on it, which
is really really reallyunfeasible.
But it is what it is.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Um, I love living in the ring around the sun, I get a
tan.
Yeah, I love living in the ringaround the sun.
I get a tan every day, just aconstant battering of sunlight.
I'm dead.
Solar rays exploding your skull.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
Yeah, I mean, you'll see that a lot in sci-fi stuff.
They're like what if we livedaround the sun?
Like really really, reallyclose.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
And then there's a solid shellyson sphere and a 3pm
plasma storm.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
The sun has totally destroyed our whole civilization
.
Once again, we'll be rebuildingon Thursday.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
West Mooresville was knocked off the map today.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
A solar flare killed little Timmy, alright.
So.
And then there's the solidshell dyson sphere, which is
often shown in like sci-fifantasy shit, where it's just
like this big, impractical, fullmega structure encasing a star.
Um, this wouldn't work.

(53:56):
It is a cool version, but itwouldn't work because it would
just collapse under like its owngravity and like or be like
just ripped to shreds by thesun's radiation.
So it's just really not a smartidea.
And yeah, get good idiots.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Um use some shit from the fucking guy.
Use some some stuff from thespace menards.
They have quality things.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
That thing's been hanging out in space for
millions of years.

Speaker 5 (54:23):
Seriously, though, you're not wrong.
And again, the goal isn't tolive inside of these things, but
it's to harvest the solar powerfrom the sun.
That's the main goal of a Dysonsphere.
And then, obviously, why wouldwe build one?
Well, that's really easy.
It's because we need energy,right, and if we had unlimited
energy, we could do a lot of funstuff.

(54:44):
However, um, there's a fewthings, uh, in which we also
were looking for them, so one ofthem is called the I'm gonna
probably butcher this, but thekardashian scale not the
kardashians?

Speaker 1 (54:56):
no, no, they're all there yeah yeah, how fat is this
?

Speaker 5 (55:03):
is this son's ass?
I don't know we're just makingthis digestible it's too heavy
um, so there's three types inthe kardashian scale, and this
is the, the, the scale in whichwe use to measure a
civilization's advancement basedon the energy usage of their
civilization.
And type one they use all ofthe energy available on their

(55:28):
home planet.
We're not even there yet.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Type two, where they can't have sugar that often.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
That is true.
Type two diabetes Basicallytype two is they use.
Is that a power source?
It is actually yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
Is that how the Matrix started?

Speaker 5 (55:48):
We're learning, slowly but surely, how to
harness diabetes for energy.
So type 2 is actually, they useall of the energy output of its
star.
This is where we get into Dysonsphere territory, where we're
actually using the sun forenergy, uh.
And then there's type three,where they harness energy at the
scale of the entire galaxy,where they're putting out you

(56:09):
know lots and lots and lots ofdyson spheres, potentially right
.
We're just oh, there's a galaxyover there, let's harness the
energy from that one.
Um, and yeah.
So again, these are allhypothetical things.
We're just kind of using thisto search for what could be
right.
Um, and obviously like, a goodquestion is why would they want

(56:33):
solar energy?
Well, again, what I said is thesun puts out more energy in one
fucking second.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
Doug just asked for my last email.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Yeah, you don't gotta fucking sass me dude.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
I didn't bring it up, as I fucking said, as I said
before you stupid, fucking.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
All right, doug's doing the podcast version of
arguing, like having imaginaryarguments in the shower.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
Seriously, though I must be like that's how I shower
, seriously though that I, Imust, I must be like that's how
I think too, I'm like I wouldknow, um, but yeah, so something
stupid.
Pretty much, I just, I just bemad at the things I be
researching.
I'm just like this stupidanyways.
So could we ever build one isthe biggest question, and it

(57:20):
would take us fucking centuriesfrom now to build one of these,
um, a material at like amaterial need level.
Uh, it could, you know, wouldrequire dismantling asteroids,
moons and like even planets,like fucking mercury, to get
enough raw material to be ableto build something like this at

(57:40):
this level.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
Imagine like the, the fucking sun, and you built
something, a that was far awayfrom it that bigger than our
planet?
Exactly, and it's.
But it has to be far enoughaway from the surface that it
doesn't just fuckingdisintegrate, but also at an
effective level to gather energy, that's huge.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
The thing that I was thinking about when I was
reading about this was like ifwe were let's say we wanted to
build something around the sun,not only are we taking that much
mass from the earth, that wouldrequire so much like the earth
would be like depleted, just todo yeah thing.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
You know what I'm saying.
Oh yeah, if we wanted to dothis, we would exhaust every
resource on earth, as well asmost of, like, the kuiper belt,
like oh, it's just, it's just somany, so much of a raw resource
that you need yeah, it's reallycrazy and I mean it.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
could it happen eventually?
Sure, but it would literallytake hundreds of years from now
for us to be able to feasibly dosomething like this.
If time is no object, yeah, wecould have it done but and and
realistically, like right now,we're just like we can use
space-based solar power stationsand, like you know, I guess,
asteroid mining, if it evercomes to it, um, for, like early

(58:56):
building blocks, whatever youwant to call it.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
Yeah, I mean early building blocks, whatever you
want to call it.
Yeah I mean even like the spacestation that uh supports, like
long-term life, it all usessolar.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
I mean, the biggest hurdle right now is uh global
cooperation uh considering ourown president is dumbass, but
anyways, um so I think it wouldbe better if we just powered it
with coal you're right, wash itfirst.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Make sure you wash it drill, baby drill yeah oh my
god, I hate that.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
I saw that, but anyways.
So you'll see a lot of thisshit in, like Star Trek, halo.
One of this I'm not superfamiliar with, but I know it
from Magic the Gathering isLarry Niven's Ringworld.
There's a card backwards.
Yeah, nevin rolls, yeah yeah, Iknow exactly what you're talking
about so, uh, as I mentionedbefore, we are looking for these

(59:51):
things in space.
Currently, we're trying to seeif we can see this shit
happening, and our team iscalled setI, or the search for
extraterrestrial intelligence,and they actually are using this
as a toolkit to decipher hey,um, does this planet, or does a
planet nearby, or does this star?
Is somebody using the starRight?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Um, and basically, are you using this?
Can I use?

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
this real quick Are you?

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
using that?
Are you using that star?
Um, basically, we, we canactually look for this shit Like
we that.
Are you using that star?
Um, basically, we, we canactually look for this shit.
Like we can look at a star andbe like, hey, yeah, uh, it's
light is dimming and I'm sohappy you're talking about at
such a weird pace that we'reactually seeing a heat signal
come off of it instead of alight signal, uh, which
basically would mean that, uh,yeah, we'd have to use an

(01:00:37):
infrared, like spectrum, to seeit.
But, um, sometimes stars likeit's usually very, very uh, on
par with how we look at stars.
You can see a star glow andbecome dim and glow and become
dim.
But when the pattern actuallystops working, that's when the
scientists are like, okay,there's something here or
something's happening here thatcould be a dyson sphere, right?

(01:00:58):
Um, so we actually found a starthat's doing this and it's not
far away uh, yeah, I don't know.
I I mean it's, that's a broadstatement.
It's pretty far away butrelatively close comparatively
yeah yes, um, it's calledtabby's star, and in 2015, uh,

(01:01:18):
the star showed really strangedimming patterns and we, for a
while, speculated that it was adyson swarm not a sphere, but a
swarm.
So we thought that this starhad a bunch of satellites
orbiting it, collecting theenergy from it, and then, of
course, as anything comes toanything, uh, turned out to be
just a bunch of fucking dustaround the star.

(01:01:40):
There's just a shit ton of dustand that kind of sucks dirty
dirty star, but uh, that beingsaid, we haven't found anything
else since that vacuuming it upbro you ever hear.
The term sucks like a dyson.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Yeah I was waiting for the connection.
I didn't know where it wasgonna be, and here it is um,
yeah, so, uh, some other justlike theoretical bullshit with
this.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
Um, there's something called the matryoshka brain.
Matryoshka, if you're, yeahrussian nesting dolls.
Um, so they think that if wewere to do something like this,
we we could make this Matryoshkabrain, which is a supercomputer
structure using nested Dysonshells to power massive AI

(01:02:29):
computer generators.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Bro, think about the AI gooning material you could
generate with that motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
Oh my goodness, you could just goon yourself into an
explosion.

Speaker 4 (01:02:39):
You could create a matrix for all of humanity and
put them in it to simulate life.
Just saying Weird.
I think we can fucking do that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
Wait, wait wait Back to the gooning.
But yeah, no, that's onetheoretical offshoot of these
Dyson spheres.
And then the other one is thatif we get advanced enough, we
could kind of do that, but witha black hole where we would
siphon the energy of a blackhole which people still don't

(01:03:08):
even really know why black holesexist.
So you know, there's that wholething.
But that's what Doug just saidabout the black hole that is,
the theory that is both appliedto Hollow Earth and the Hollow
Moon is that there is some kindof harnessed black hole inside
them yeah, it's, it's reallybizarre they're just sucking
things out I I forget what itwas my I was talking to mike, uh

(01:03:32):
, the other day at work and Iwas like man, I've been looking
at like so much crazy space shitand I was like, uh, I was like
yeah, people are just theuniverse's way of taking a step
back to teach itself aboutitself.
And I was like, uh, I was likeyeah, people are just the
universe's way of taking a stepback to teach itself about
itself.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
And I was just like yeah, my brain whoa yep, the
crazy part is, we don't evenknow that's happening until you
just said it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:53):
Well, yeah, I mean it's really weird, like anyways,
that's for another discussionor topic or something that's for
the next episode, becausethat's covered in my subreddit.
Oh nice.
Other than that, yeah, thesespheres, they're not just crazy
sci-fi, made-up bullshit.
It's something that couldtheoretically be something that

(01:04:16):
we come across and, yeah, Ithink it's pretty cool.
Do you guys think this is thefuture man?
Is this the future of thefuture?

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
We don't believe in the Matrix, it's just the
present.

Speaker 5 (01:04:29):
Everybody put your hand in Dyson, sphere on three.
No, that's all I got, though.
I just thought it was a neatconcept.
It's pretty cool to think aboutLess brain bending than some of
the shit I was looking at, butyou know, hell yeah bro.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Matt, I'm so happy at how congruently and smoothly
our topics have flowed into eachother.
Matt, what do you got?

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Yeah, finish us off.
Finish me off, dude.
I'm tying us back to the lasttwo weeks of content and moving
forward next week because Ican't apparently fucking get
away from new age religionbullshit, because it's all mixed
up so what I'm talking abouttoday is nibiru, which you may

(01:05:14):
have heard of before.
It's pretty uh in popularculture.
Um, it's also referred to sortof as Planet X, but we'll get
into that later.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Fucking Elon there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
It's already made for him.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Yeah, that's what he's going to rename Mars when
he nukes it, so Paraphobic.
Nibiru is a planet that wasbrought up by a man named
Zachariah.
Yeah, are they Amish.
I fucking hope so, ezekiel comelook at my oscilloscope, I found

(01:05:52):
a planet he's Jewish and Ithink he's from Baku, so this is
a guy who was a writer and hemade up a bunch of shit like he
this guy has a very extensivecatalog of writings and he sold
like millions of books on thisshit but he claimed that humans
were brought to earth by ancientastronauts and, to be specific,

(01:06:16):
he claimed that the earliesthuman civilizations could be
attributed to something calledthe Anunnaki, which is a race of
aliens from a planet calledNibiru.
And so, basically, nibiru isthis planet that orbits around.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Yes, you have shared to the gods.
Oh sorry, matt, sorry, I'm sosorry.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
I wasn't looking at my video, so I had no idea what
the fuck was going on.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Yeah, I'm so sorry, doug just gave the fuck was
going on.
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
Doug just gave me half a chub.

Speaker 5 (01:06:43):
This book is awesome.
It's just literally aboutexactly what you're talking
about.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Yeah, but basically Nibiru is this planet that is,
another planet in our solarsystem that they actually call
the 12th planet, because thisguy has an entire explanation
for every single rock that's inour fucking solar system and
apparently nibiru is actuallythe 12th planet and earth
slammed in nibiru like somethingthat used to be that slammed

(01:07:08):
into something else and earthbroke off from it.
But anyway, nibiru, as it isnow, is this planet that orbits
way far out from our solarsystem, but it follows like an
oval pattern and so it goes waythe fuck out and then it comes
way the fuck back in andapparently just like zooms past
earth every 3,600 years and thenflies like into the center of

(01:07:33):
the solar system and then fliesway back out and then it comes
back and then comes back.
So, um, so this ties into thisguy's theory of human beings,
because he claims that whenEarth split off from Nibiru, the
Anunnaki actually sent peopleto Earth to collect resources.

(01:07:54):
And they were like man, thisshit sucks, so we're going to
fucking make a race of slaves.
And so they took Homo erectus,which apparently had
independently evolved on Earth,and then they took some of their
DNA and they just fuckingshoved it in there, and then
that made us.
And then they were like oh,you'll be our slaves and collect
resources from us.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
This sounds so fucking similar to Shogos and
shit.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
He cites a lot of different things for this.
He cites ancient texts, and theBible comes up a lot in this.
There are some questions.
The first one that I asked wasif Nibiru is just flying through
space and rapidly going awayfrom the sun and then coming

(01:08:40):
back, how do things survive onit?
Because wouldn't that rapidlyfluctuate the climate and the
atmosphere?
Well, apparently there's somuch heat from radioactive decay
that's happening because oflike radioactive material that's
on nabir that it's justconstantly keeping the planet
warm, but like at a constantrate.

(01:09:01):
For somehow, um oh yeah, thatdoesn't make any sense the thing
that I the other thing that, uh, I didn't see like a good
explanation for was how, how heexplains like the wild
improbability that thingsindependently evolved on earth
at basically exactly the sametime that they were evolving on

(01:09:22):
nabiru except nabiru thingsevolved faster because they had
more resources and the climatewas more habitable and I don't
know but the wild improbabilityof them being like oh, go, get
resources from that planet.
Oh, there just happens to bethis race of perfectly
enslaveable human-like thingsthat we can fuck with.
I couldn't find an explanationfor that, but maybe it's fucking

(01:09:44):
somewhere in there.

Speaker 5 (01:09:46):
Um, this is literally Scientology light.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
Yeah, it is like the divergent.
I think it might be.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Scientology extra actually.

Speaker 5 (01:09:55):
It's very it's similar but it does.

Speaker 4 (01:09:58):
it does lead into, like the, the galactic hierarchy
of beings, which, oh, that's awhole other thing.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
Everybody, everybody watched hierarchy of beings,
which that's a whole other thing.
Everybody watch South Park,season 7, episode 1, I believe,
where planet earth exactly whereit is yeah, it's earth is a TV
show did you get it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
did you look it up?
Is it right?

Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
no, I have not looked it up, I just I guessed.
What did you say?
It was season 7, episode 1, ormaybe it's season 10 up, is it
right?
No, I have not looked it up, Ijust guessed.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
What did you say?
It was?

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Season 7, Episode 1?
.

Speaker 5 (01:10:28):
Or maybe it's Season 10, Episode 7?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
No, you're wrong.
Season 7, episode 1 iscancelled, but anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:10:38):
No, that's it With the space, where the Earth is a
planet.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
Oh, Cartman gets an anal.

Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
Yes, yeah you are.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Good job.

Speaker 5 (01:10:50):
Yeah, stick your finger in my thresher, tuck my
jag on.
That's the takeaway from that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
Anyway, I love how we can talk about this shit and
just devolve it into like themost basic, primal shit.
It's bad.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Basically, though, mike had initially told us to
look up conspiracy theoriesrelated to space.
So you say, how is this aconspiracy theory?
This is just some guy's theoryof the evolution of people and
the solar system and stuff.
Well, it becomes a conspiracytheory when a woman by the name

(01:11:28):
of Nancy Leder Leder comes intoplay in 1995.
And this lady claims that shewas a, or claims she's dead now,
but she claimed that.
Thank you, windows, Iappreciate the fucking updates
you want to fucking install forme right now.
Nancy claimed that she was acontactee that had the ability

(01:11:50):
to receive messages in her brainusing an implant, and this.
I started reading this and Iwas like this is just lisa renee
, all over again it's it's likeexactly the same fucking thing
we can't escape it, yeah.
But she claimed that she had theability to receive messages
using an implant in her brain.
Yeah, she claimed that shecould talk to Zadens, which were

(01:12:13):
aliens from the star systemZeta Reticuli.

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
So she founded a website called Zeta Talk.
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
Doug, that's from the Serpo, right.
Yeah, all right.
So she founded a website calledZetaTalk.
Yes, doug, that's from theSerpo, right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Yeah.
So she founded a website calledZetaTalk where all of her
fucking followers and stuffcould go talk about this shit.
But she claimed that this planetthat she called Planet X, but
it really came from it's Nibiru,that she called Planet X, but
it really came from it's Nibiru.

(01:12:48):
She took a lot of inspirationfrom the guy who wrote Zechariah
and she claimed that thisplanet that's out there flying
around just outside of our solarsystem was going to fly back in
and come close enough to theEarth to destabilize its
gravitational orbit so bad thatit would flip upside down very

(01:13:11):
suddenly and cause a cataclysmicevent, and that the Zadens were
telling her that this was goingto happen.
She actually initially claimedthat.
So the Hale-Bopp comet thatDoug talked about earlier, that
was a thing that was happeningin 97, and she was like, hey,
that is actually a distractionby NASA to distract us from the

(01:13:35):
fact that this planet ishurtling towards us and is going
to kill us all.
And she claimed that this wasgoing to happen and turn Earth
upside down in 2003.
Now you might be saying, well,it's not 2003 anymore and we
didn't all die.
So what happened?
well, that came and went andthen she just kind of like

(01:14:00):
deleted some of her claims likepart of her claims she was like,
because her initial statementwas that the comet didn't exist
at all and that it was a fraud,uh, perpetuated by those who
have the teeming masses uh, Idon't know how to fucking
pronounce that word, but anyway,she, she claimed that the the
comet didn't exist.

(01:14:20):
And then the comet totallyexisted because everybody could
fucking see it and like tookpictures of it and shit.
And if you look up the hell bopcomet, you'll find lots of
pictures of it.
And she just like quietlydeleted that part.
And then she was like, um, so Ilied, she was like I just it's
still gonna happen, but I'm notgonna tell you when.
And everybody was like what.

(01:14:41):
And she was like probably, ifyou give me money, maybe, maybe,
eventually I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
I may help me recall some things.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
After 12 easy payments of $58.93.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
And then she fucking died.
Wow, rude.
And so but the story and theidea didn't die with her, though
, because a bunch of people tiedthis to like the 2012
apocalypse shit, where the mayancalendar was supposed to end in
december of 2012 and then thatdidn't happen, um and then I

(01:15:19):
have, that's the whole otherthing I could talk about?
yeah and that shit was so funnyto me when it happened same and
then somebody else picked it upand they were like well, it's
actually going to happen in 2017instead because of a bunch of
these numbers that I added upfrom the bible.
And then that didn't happen.
And then that that personchanged the the week that it was

(01:15:41):
going to happen by like acouple of weeks.
They were like, oh well, it wassupposed to happen in september
, instead it's going to happenby like a couple of weeks.
They're like oh well, it wassupposed to happen in september,
instead it's going to happen onlike september 23rd or
something like that.
Well, never mind the fact that,like if we're two weeks out
from a gigantic planet hurtlingat earth, you'll know, yeah
somebody's gonna notice right,exactly.
Um, that brings up a lot ofactual physical issues with this

(01:16:06):
, which is, first and foremost,if you've got this gigantic
planet that's on this or thisorbit going around the sun one,
the orbit that it supposedlyfollows isn't super possible,
but it would also be affectingthe gravitational fields yeah,
of like because it passesthrough all of them right.
So you've got this likegigantic earth.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
It would also be affecting the gravitational
fields of planets, because itpasses through all of them.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Right.
So you've got this gigantic,earth-sized thing hurtling
through the center of the solarsystem.
Because, think about this Ifsomething is going out far
enough that we don't even knowit exists anymore, and then
coming back at a rate of speedso close that it's going to
affect the Earth, thatmotherfucker is booking it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Oh yeah, so close that it's going to affect the
Earth.
That motherfucker is booking it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
Oh yeah, to be fair and for that to just like hurdle
through the center of the solarsystem and not fuck anything up
almost impossible.
How often do they say ithappened?

Speaker 4 (01:16:57):
Every 3,600 years.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
Every 3,600 years.
Now here's the thing.
He claimed that according toall of the texts that he
deciphered, and shit.
Well, I'm going back toZachariah Zachariah Steichen now
.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
He claimed that, because of all the stuff that he
um decoded and shit, this hadactually happened before on uh
at five 556 BC.
Now, if a planet the size ofearth has hurtled through our
solar system that recently, it'sgonna destabilize like it's
gonna fuck right we're gonna beable to see that in the orbit of

(01:17:32):
the planets, but it'd be weird.
Our years would be off right.
He claims that it passed closeto earth on that year too, so
for that to have happened, therewould have had to have been
like a gigantic.
The best case scenario is thatthere's a gigantic shift in the
earth's climate, like it's gonnapull it a couple miles away
from the sun, which is gonnadrastically apocalyptic.

(01:17:55):
It's gonna drastically alterglobal temperatures and things
like that.
And this wasn't that long ago,like this was 2500 years ago,
which there would some.
There would be some evidencethat this happened.

Speaker 3 (01:18:07):
Someone would have written something down saying oh
, did you see that?

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
Yeah, or there would be, like we'd be, likely
scenario is that it would shiftthe orbit so much that, like
either earth would fly off intothe into space or it would like
fly into the sun, because ifyou've got something with that
much mass, those are the twooptions that moving, that
quickly it's going to.
Things are going to shiftaround, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
Yeah, quickly it's gonna.
Things are gonna shift around.
Yeah, um, yeah, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Science is pretty, pretty conclusive when it comes
to the numbers and what wouldhappen if, if orbits shift right
so, um, there's a lot of claimsthat there are planets like
this that are flying aroundoutside the solar system at some
distance that apparently wecan't detect them because, um,
it would have to be so far outthat it's not having any effect
on the uh, like the orbits ofthe planets and stuff like that

(01:19:13):
at all, because we'd be able todetect it.
It would also alter if, when weshoot things away from the earth
, it would alter the trajectorythat they take, and whenever
nasa shoots stuff into space,they don't take into account
that nabiru is out there flyingat 2400 kilometers per second,
which I think, yeah, I foundthis person calculated to back

(01:19:37):
up these claims.
It would have to be moving at2400 kilometers per second,
which is actually faster thanthe escape velocity of our
entire solar system, which meansit would be impossible for
something to be moving thisquickly and actually stay in
orbit with the sun For more thanlike several rotations For at

(01:19:58):
all.
It was like right To back uphis claim that it is that now
it's so far away we can't see it, and in two years or whatever
it it's going to be this closeto the earth it would have to be
moving so fast that thegravitational pull of the sun
cannot pull it back in.
It will just be going so fast,it'll just launch out in science

(01:20:18):
?

Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
there's no way.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Um, yeah, so those be the issues, jesus, and
basically this is impossible,but it's fun to think about it
is fun to think about I know, Iactually had planned on going
over this as well, the Nibiru,planet X stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
I'm happy I went over Hollow Moon because it fucking
segued perfectly off yours.
But yeah, I was reading up allabout the Anunnaki and how the
kind of hand they had in ourevolution and the ties we have
can segue perfectly off yours.
But yeah, I was reading up allabout the anunnaki and like how
the kind of hand they had in ourevolution and the ties we have
to them, simply because we usedto be a part of their planet,
like it's all.
It's super interesting shit,like they'd be there's a whole
thing about the anunnaki.

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
They they basically protect us right now from like
uh yeah, I forget if it's thetall greys or the short greys,
but um basically, yeah, whatever, whichever ones are the more
aggressive ones, uh, theAnunnaki, like have our back
right now.

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
Uh, it's cause they consider us to be like a
different offshoot of the sameevolutionary tree simply because
we used to be like, weliterally used to be a part of
their world.

Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
according to this theory, yeah, cause we have like
, apparently, according to thistheory.
Yeah, because we have like,apparently human dna actually
has like a like a couple alienraces like dna's in it.
Um, at least people theorizethat we're like, uh, a mixture
of like three or four orsomething.
It's like.
It's really fucking weird, butyou can get some.
Really you can get really deepinto this shit if you look hard

(01:21:41):
you want to have an existentialcrisis real quick.
No, thank you, yeah it's a lotof fun to read about, but two
things I didn't mention are Imentioned.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
How is this a conspiracy?
Well, the conspiracy herereally is that nasa is covering
this up.
They claim that there arepeople who claim that, yes, this
thing is hurtling towards us,and nasa is just like pretending
it doesn't exist, basically,and like altering the data and
stuff to claim that it's nothappening.
Um, the other thing that Imeant to mention was that a lot

(01:22:11):
of this stuff comes from um.
This guy who was a scientist,who claimed that there was
discrepancies in Neptune andUranus's orbit, that it didn't
add up, that, like when you takethe mass of Neptune and Uranus

(01:22:32):
and um, like calculate we're notgoing to make it through this
when you take when you take thecalculate the Kardashian scale
of yeah of Uranus.

Speaker 3 (01:22:45):
I just look up and see Doug just.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Yeah, and then try to calculate their orbit.
It's not quite right.
And this actually went on forlike hundreds, like a couple
hundred years I think, andpeople were.
Eventually somebody was like,hey, you got the mass of Neptune
wrong, my guy.
And then they changed thecalculation and they were like,
yeah, it adds up.
There's no discrepancy.

Speaker 4 (01:23:11):
Oh no we thought about it and you're wrong
actually.

Speaker 5 (01:23:13):
It didn't happen.
Actually, your anus is muchlarger than you noted previously
.

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
The amount of gape.
That's been observed.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
You didn't account for the blood implants.

Speaker 5 (01:23:31):
They've got type 2 diabetes and they are
underweight, being advancedcivilization Just ask Uranus.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
Well, how do you come back from that, Other than
saying let the Kardashians comeon their back.
There it is.
Gosh gee dang.
How do you come back from that,other than saying let the
Kardashians they had come ontheir back.
All right, there it is.
Um, gosh gee dang.
Uh, if you want to find us onsocial medias, you can do that
Bless you.
You can do that.
You can do it.
You just just look up dilutypod or don't look at the
internet anywhere.

(01:24:00):
We're there anywhere, fuckinggoogle the loony.

Speaker 4 (01:24:03):
Yeah, it's like we're the first 100 hits or some shit
yeah, uh, youtube is.

Speaker 3 (01:24:06):
Don't look under the internet, you know.
Go to our link tree,everything's there.
Go to our discord to find ourdiscord.
It's pretty, pretty cool inthere.
Um, spotify, you'd find us aspotify.
Rate us, give us a rating, giveus a rating anywhere that you
listen to be super toy, right,uh.
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Give us an.
Give us an email.
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(01:24:29):
Give me one, give me an email.
Give, give mail, give, give givemail.
Uh, other than that, I justwant to say, uh, if you find
satellites and you think a UFOhit them, it's probably not a
ufo, it's me, and the satelliteis the cum I wrote in on the
satellite is your, your fatherand I am making out, making out

(01:24:52):
with him there.
It is sure we're going thatroute.
I had nothing.
I had nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
This was awful that was not obvious get me out of
here, jason uh, as fuckingalways, especially when we talk
about these conspiracies, staygoddamn paranoid.
Who knows how many lists you'reon now.
You've heard all about thesecrets of the moon and the
other moon and the other moonand the other moon and Nibiru.
Yeah, yeah, just stay paranoid.

(01:25:17):
Moot and cheers, are we?

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
Are we Doug?

Speaker 5 (01:25:28):
I'd rather be playing oblivion, there it is well
everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
Uh, thank you for joining us.
Have a wonderful day, but wedon't love you, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Cheap views viewers dot com on screenboocom.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
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