DLUTI 193 - Really Tall Podcast: Episode 3 - Don't Look Under the Internet

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Really tall podcasts, really tall podcasts, really
tall podcasts, really tallpodcasts.
Tall things.
They are tall, they are notsmall, they are tall things,
really fucking tall podcasts.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Fuck yeah, that's all you get, that's all.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I needed.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
That's all I needed.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
The whole thing.
That's true, we're in it baby.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Hello everyone, welcome back to round, like
welcome to Vindicators 5 of areally tall podcast.
No, I know, that's why Ibrought it up.
Welcome to a really tallpodcast, a podcast about things
that are oh so tall and not sosmall.
I'm here with my very tallguest, jason.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I am tall, jason, hello.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I'm here with my other really tall guest, Matt.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
I guess I'm tall compared to like a toddler.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I'm here with my other tall guest, Doug.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
He's like no, no, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
And I'm the other really tall guest, and by really
tall I mean by yeah, you hadnothing, did you?
You just started talking Babystandards.
Matt took the thing I was goingto say and I didn't have
anything.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
The thing is we don't ever see people like fans or
anything.
We're all under six feet tall,so we all like none of us look
drastically taller than theother ones we could just be like
.
What?
Yeah, there's no way, jason'sthat tall.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, jason's like six foot.
Last time I got measured.
I was six foot, Okay Well we'reall within in like a few inches
of each other.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
So we could just be like Jason six, five, Mike six,
I'm like eight nine.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I think my brother is six, eight.
You do have all family.
I'm the shortest one in myfamily, aside from my mom, I
hate you.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
What's the saying?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Six, six, eight, 47 or something, oh, 46, 86, 47.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Oh yeah, oh, is that about shoe size right?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, 100%.
Definitely nowhere related tothe sentiment when 86, 46 was
being shared.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
No, no, no, no, no, no, it's different, it's
different.
I'm pretty sure White is Kids,you Know is more.
They'll explain it.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Last week we talked about it a little bit.
We touched on it this week.
If you still haven't fuckinglooked up, the White is Kids,
you Know?
Sketch about the president.
Fucking, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, anyway, we're going to be here to talk about
some very tall things and I'mvery excited for it, because I
brought a couple veryinteresting ones to to the table
.
I think we're all very excited.
Who wants to go first?
Do you want me to start it off,or does someone else have
something juicy that they wantto start off with?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm going to go somewhere in the middle.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
I want to break down how I've collectively knowledged
Paul in my.
I have a couple sections.
Alright, I got living things.
I got fucking you brought.
Categories I got mountain I gotfucking you brought categories
I got mountain.
I got fucking, I got naturalphenomena, I've got fucking just

(03:15):
strange things in the animalkingdom.
What do you want?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Where do you want to hear?
Let's go, phenomenon, give me aphenomenon Tallest natural
phenomena.
Phenomeni.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Where do you guys fall into that?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Give me a phenomenon, tallest natural phenomenon.
Did you know that a supercellstorm can rise almost 50,000
feet in the sky, jesus Christ.
It produces tornadoes and stufflike that 50,000 feet.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Holy shit, they're like straight up.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
They're taller than skyscrapers, bro Like think
about that.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Is that the tallest one on record is 50,000 feet, or
is?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
that just an average.
They can.
I think that's an.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
I don't want to say that's an average, but I want to
say they can, can do if it canget up to I would say 50 000 is
the tallest, and if it can getup to it's been recorded that 50
000 feet is.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
It's one of the tallest bigot tallest, not
biggest we don't use thatadjective here what?

Speaker 5 (04:11):
yeah, come on, it's really tall, not really big some
things are sideways yeah longis just tall side on the side

Speaker 2 (04:19):
yeah, in 2018, um, a storm reached the stratosphere,
piercing a layer of it like itwent through it Is this fucking
2012, where it sucks thestratosphere down to the earth
and flash freezes everything.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
No, it's 2018, bro.
The movie that was 2012.
No, it is.
This was just when it happenedhere.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
No, it is this was just when it happened here, so
that tells me that people on theISS could probably see this
thing from space.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
They can taste it, yeah.
Yeah, pretty clearly right, Ifit hit the stratosphere, oh yeah
, they definitely could see itand they could probably see the
difference between regular cloudsystems and then whatever this
motherfucker is.
Do you think they're just like?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
because they're moving pretty quick.
You know what I mean, likerelatively quick around do you
think they're just like?
They're just like whoa, look atthat storm, that's crazy.
And then like just casualconversation hey, jim, check out
this.
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
And they're just this giant 50,000 story fucking
thing, holy fuck orbitalvelocity for planet earth is
about a thousand something, 18miles per second it's not bad,
that's.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Can you imagine just a 50 000 foot tornado coming at
you?
That's big, it's too big.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Well, there's a big, there's a big, and that's a hell
of a big tornado, bro, tallsorry um, that's a hell of a
hell of a Hella tall.
It's too heavy.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Yeah, that's right.
We got to rate it Tall or not.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Our other podcast would be too heavy podcast.
That's the next one.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Too heavy podcast.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
So what are we rating these?
On the scale of one to fivetalls, I'm going to rate that
five talls.
Vegeta scale I'm going to ratethat 5 out of 5 tall.
That's too tall, right there.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
That's fucking 5 out of 5 tall, you can argue, that
is.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Really fucking tall, really fucking tall Podcast.
I didn't mean to hit it twice,but I did.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
It worked.
Every time you get a 5 out of 5, you get the jingle.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
So okay, I'm sorry, I'm fucking hooked on the
science of this.
You're telling me the top ofthis storm system technically
reaches an area where there's nooxygen.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah, apparently, or like very limited, yeah.
So I guess, adding to this funfact I don't know how this ties
in I'm not a fuckingmeteorologist and or scientist,
you're not a wizard, but Paxton.
So these, these clouds, I guess, are called not, not to loosen

(06:56):
clouds and they not form from.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, not loose cloud .

Speaker 4 (07:02):
The not loose cloud.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
The not loose cloud.
Yeah, the knocked loose clown.
I love the knocked loose clown.
Um the knocked loose clownbasically these, these clouds
form jason, oh, no what happenednothing a prediction, maybe who
knows continue.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
This will be funny later okay, um, basically, these
like clouds form ice crystalsat the edge of space and they're
only visible, like duringtwilight, uh, hours, uh, and we
only found out about theseclouds because 140 years ago, um
, the eruption of Krakatoahappened and it revealed them.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
So that's on science, for y'all Get knowledged.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
I did a fucking Get knowledged.
I got a high school paper onKrakatoa.
Apparently.
You could feel the explosionfrom the coast of Africa.
I think, All the way in myspecific plums, deep, deep in
your plums Coast of Africa, Ithink.
All the way in my specificplums.
Deep, deep in your plums.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
I'll go next because I could segue.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Oh, sorry, I got it specifically for you.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
I'm going to go next because I have a segue it's
Alterado.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Liquid Gold.
There you go.
It's actually really good.
What are we drinking?

Speaker 3 (08:29):
I got some liquid gold for you.
Oh yeah, I guess.
What are you drinking?
What are you thinking?
There's a bottle here and it'sempty.
Yeah yeah, Jason just got us acouple beers Alterado Alterado
Liquid Gold and couple beersAlterado Alterado liquid gold,
and Doug has.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Alterado they didn't have Buffalo Trace at the
drive-thru liquor store yeah,because the fucking distillery
flooded.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
Oh shit.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Matt, do you have anything or no?

Speaker 5 (08:59):
I've got Diet Ginger Ale.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Hell yeah, dude From Casey's.
No, I poured it in on Casey'scup, so that.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Mike wouldn't bother me about it again.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
My guy reuses cups on the fucking regular yeah man
Reduce, reuse recycle.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
My dad has used the same fucking plastic big gulp
cup for like six years.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
I'm pretty sure Wash that he does Anyway, I, Anyway,
I'm going to kick off of theknocked loose clown and go to
mine.
I have the world's tallestclown.
So I bet you guys didn't thinkthat the world had a tallest
clown, did you?

Speaker 5 (09:34):
I would hope they did Well, unless every clown is
exactly the same height.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
No, that's what clown college is for.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
This is according to Shave like a quarter inch off
the bottom of your feet.
Let it heal.
See how you measure up.
Shave it off again this dude'slike six foot five.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
We got some work to do.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
This is according to SarahKeyescom.
I'm sorry, what State Fairflashback.
Did you receive a balloonanimal from the world's tallest
clown, quacky, in 1970?
Quacky the world's tallest clown, almost 7 foot tall With the
hat.
Quacky makes a dog From balloonduring the 1970s State Fair.
He build himself a duck.
He build himself a duck clownBecause of the voices he would

(10:23):
make A duck wait, hold on, holdon.
So he called himself a duckclown because of the voices he
would make A duck Wait, hold on,hold on Because he could be
like so he'd call himself a duckclown Great.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Is that an actual category for clowns?

Speaker 5 (10:32):
It wears like a duck bill too.
What the fuck he does.
It's a fucked up bill.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
It looks like an elephant's nose.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
I'm not normally afraid of clowns, but this is
horrifying.
Why is this blurred out now?
Because I'm normally afraid ofclowns, but this is horrifying.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Why is this blurred?

Speaker 3 (10:44):
out.
Now, all of a sudden, you getto pay.
It wasn't like this before.
Well, refresh it and then itmight-.
There we go.
That was weird, but Quacky-.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, keep refreshing , it's a paywall.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Quacky Quacky, quacky Quacky.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
He's really fucking tall.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
So many ads just popped up.
So Quacky is 6'9" and he has auniversity degree in education
and a letter in basketball,which is kind of fun, but he was
the local clown.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
A letter in basketball, which one B A S.
A E T B Again A.
I hate a lot of what'shappening right now.
A E T B Again A.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
I hate a lot of what's happening right now.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
But you had to know this was coming right.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
So he was.
He was at the States Fair in1970, between August 31st and
September 2nd of 1970.
His name is Eugene Curtis, butagain his stage name was Quacky
and he was 6'9 inches tall.
He was reportedly the tallestclown in the world.
He was also the only A 6'9clown.
Yeah, look at him just fucking,just loom over this man.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Can we do an exercise real quick?

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Alright, jason, mike, I need you to close your eyes.
I want you to think you need togo to.
You're at the fair, right,you're walking up to this clown.
You're like 10 feet away fromthis clown and you're just
walking up to this clown, right,okay, are you there?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, have I shit yet or no?
God damn it Cool, I did now.
The answer is yes, I have nowshit, okay exercise over fuck
you, doug and Matt thanks, buddy, the collaboration was real and
I hate both of you for it soanyway, I'm gonna go on to read

(12:39):
more about this article realfast so so Curtis had an
interest in clowning that.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
So so Curtis had an interest in clowning that.
It came to him While he wasplaying high school basketball
at Maumee Ohio Later at BowlingGreen University.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
I thought you said Curtis's.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I thought you said Curtis's clowning Came, while
blah blah blah.
What is the clowning?
He while blah blah blah?
I'm like he said what is theclowning.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
He said I worked part time on a playground and I
learned that kids clusteredaround me.
What does that mean?
While I talked like a duck Waitwait, wait.
After school in 1968.
What does that mean Afterschool?
In 1968, he quit a factory jobTo become a traveling performer,
towering over his audience,especially when he added a high
Added, a high hat to his look.
Quacky entertained the massesby making balloon animals
Puppies, snakes, giraffes andelephants.

(13:27):
His son, chris, told the ToledoBlade In 2013, shortly after
his father's death, that hisfather often went through 2,000
balloons a day and enlisted hisfour children To blow them up
using a small air compressor.
Holy fuck.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
My wife works at the factory and I work part-time at
the playground, our also sayingmy wife works at the factory and
I work part-time at theplayground.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Uh like our limits two mil that is the state, um,
but yeah he was great, doug, youcould get by on a clown
education.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
You have to understand.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
I can't even get past the fact that this man said he
worked part-time at a playgroundwhat does that?

Speaker 3 (14:03):
mean his shows were popular with children, but also
with adults.
We're all just children, onlysome are a little older than
others.
He said he performed until 2010, bringing smiles to the faces
of untold number of children andadults.
There's not much money in it,as people think.
How much money do you?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
think.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
But there's more to life than money.
He said in the newspaperprofile in 1969 about his chosen
profession I like clowning.
You always see the good pointsof people you know, never the
bad.
That's the thing about being aclown.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
When do we get to the tall stuff?

Speaker 3 (14:36):
He's 6'9".

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Paul is a clown.
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (14:39):
He's 7' tall.
He's a duck.
He's a duck clown.
That's seven foot six foot nine.
That's fucking huge all rightnow.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
I need to know what the actual biggest duck is.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Hold on this is gonna be a four hour episode because
we just keep getting interestedin things.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
What do we think of the tallest clown boys?

Speaker 5 (14:55):
I think he's terrifying and I would never
want him to show up, I'm gonnagive him like four out of five
tall maybe what would have madehim five for you if he was over
seven feet tall what about you,jason?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
uh, I have to get three out of five dolls.
I think what?
Because if you take away theclown makeup and stuff, he's
just a dude.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
But he's a clown right, but the thing is like if
you put him on the scale ofpeople that are tall that's fair
.
You know what you put yaomingin a fucking clown costume.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
He's gonna he's now the world's tallest clown.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
You're yeah, that's fair is yaoming, blowing up
fucking balloons and shit.
No, but quacky is you, might beyou don't fucking know what
he's up to you.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
Don't know what he does what do you?

Speaker 4 (15:39):
got doug on his off days uh well, if you look at
chat um, the longest duck everis named long long boy.
Oh sorry, tallest duck ever isnamed long boy.
What in the fuck?
He's three and a half feet tallholy shit that's a big fucking

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duck uh tall fucking duck.
Sorry but uhacky.
I'll give him three and a halftalls for being pretty, pretty
sure what would you rate him,mike, five out of five honks,
you're biased five

Speaker 2 (16:19):
out of five honks the fact that you made the clap
horn all right, matt, the factthat you made the clown horn
noise alright, matt alright, Igot a few things give me one,
I'll do the shortest.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
First the shortest story the tallest chainsaw.
So the tallest chainsaw is achainsaw.
So the tallest chainsaw is achainsaw called big gus.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
And big gus, yeah, that's one of those things that
you cannot say it without havingsome sort of southern twang big
, it's not it's not big gus,it's big g see, that's the thing
is like.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
I thought that this would be a thing in like Alabama
or Mississippi or somethinglike that, but it's actually
outside of a business inMichigan.
And this was actually a postthat I found on Facebook and it
has a description it says knownas the world's largest working
chainsaw.
That's an important distinction.
Big Gus is 22 feet long andweighs around 3,500 pounds.

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God damn, he's a massive,functioning chainsaw displayed
at the Eupress Tourist Trap inIshpeming, ishpeming, michigan.
He's custom built to highlightthe scale and power of logging
equipment and to draw visitorsto the quirky roadside
attraction, which featuresunique displays celebrating
Upper Peninsula culture.
And it's just a.

(17:47):
It's a big, fucking bluechainsaw.
And I guess apparently thisthing does, goes runs.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
I was gonna say do you have like, um like footage,
or have you seen footage of itactually running?
Big Gus works.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
I haven't seen footage of it.
Let's see if we can fuckingfind some.
How about that?

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Hell yeah, there it is right there oh shit.
Big.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Gus, Big Gus going boy.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Holy shit, that thing's huge, holy fuck.
Oh my god, this dude's power is.
There's an actual trigger.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah, he's literally putting his arm around it.
Dog Big Gus fucks Dude.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
this looks like something straight up.
I'm imagining this a fuckingredwoods right.
I'm imagining like a gundamfight going on like they stumble
past this and they just useyeah like oh my god yes, like
pacific rim, where, if you hitthe boat, why is he using a
chainsaw?
Go fight on big gus's farm.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
I don't know why you're fighting in the ocean.
There's no chains, chainsawsthere.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
I want to see Big Gus fight Paul Bunyan.

Speaker 5 (18:48):
The thing about Big Gus to me, though, is like yeah,
it's running technically, butare these blades really spinning
fast enough?

Speaker 3 (18:54):
to cut anything down.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
They look pretty slow .
I don't think anything wouldget cut with this.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
Imagine the size.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
It might take a while .

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Imagine the size of the Bruce Campbell.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
That you would need to have this on Seriously.
How did he die.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
He jumped on the big Gus.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yeah, that, okay.
So I'm gonna give big Gus fourand a half.
It would be a five, but it doesnot Look like it runs fast
enough to cut.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, that's what I'm .
I'm gonna give it a four simplybecause, yes, it's a chainsaw,
yes, its name is big Gus.
All of these things are workingfor it.
However, I think it might takeme hours to cut down like a tree
if there's footage of itcutting anything, then it's a
five yeah, that's, that'sexactly what I was gonna say.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
You can prove to me that Gus is doing putting in
work.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Yeah, and not like a like oh, if you put this near a
tree for like a year, it'll cutit down Like that.
No like, give me, it has to bea decent amount of time.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
This'll be.
I did a things.
Next video, making an actualgiant functional chainsaw to cut
the plant in half, obviously,doug.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Oh, obviously, doug, I'll give it a 4.5.
That was pretty fucking tallPretty fucking tall.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
I digged it Tall ass chainsaw.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
And everyone remember .
Long is just tall, the long wayStop giving away our secret the
long way.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Now it's tall.
Long is just tall.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Long and tall are the same

Speaker 3 (20:23):
shit, giving away our secret the long way, if you
take anything long and put it onits side now it's tall, it's
tall, long is just tall.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Long and tall are the same shit, just like smell and
taste.
Well, I'm going to go in a bitof a different direction with
one of mine.
Okay, do you?
I want you guys to pick one ortwo, okay, three.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Oh, say it out loud Two Cool, I thought you were
giving us options.
Yeah, I thought you had moreafter that just wanted to.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
I only I have two, but I'm pretty sure both of mine
are gonna end in a lot ofquestions.
I'm pretty sure, um, all right.
So you said two, right, yeah,cool.
So the tallest enema in theworld is actually at a Russian
spa resort that has built an 800pound monument to one of its

(21:10):
most famous treatments, theenema wait, how is an enema tall
?

Speaker 3 (21:16):
isn't?
Isn't enema an act?

Speaker 4 (21:18):
it's not a machine it's an act and it's also a
device.
Are they saying what came outof?

Speaker 2 (21:25):
no, it's so.
It's the device that deliverssaid enema to the person so in
through the butt out through themouth.
So this is this is a better wayto describe it this statue is
actually.
It's cheating a little bit,because it is not solely of the
enema device is it functional?
I doubt it.

(21:45):
I don't think it is.
I don't and I know that'll hurtit, but that's okay.
This sculpture it's 800 poundsand it shows an enema on the
back of two very small toddlers.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
Oh so it is a large enema by name only.
It's what An enema.
Two very small toddlers.
Oh so it is a largest enema byname only, it's what An enema.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
No, the first part, you said the tallest.
And I'm enema Pretty much.
I was trying to find somethinglike the highest point where an
enema was given or somethinglike that, but this is all I
could really find for it.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
Why the like?
I guess these are toddlers.
They're like cherubs.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Isn't that not the same thing, just different
backstory?

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Well, they have wings .
Oh, do they?
The one in the back does yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Oh yeah, I see it now .
Oh yeah, okay, I didn't seethat before, so okay, that
actually makes it fuckingweirder yeah, why three?
Sheriffs celebrating the mostgigantic enema you have ever
fucking seen in your life.
Yes, you're right.
It is held aloft by threeBotticelli style angels.

(23:05):
It was revealed at the MashukAkva term spa in Southern city
of fucking hell.
That is an episode.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Nailed it.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
You're not Russian, it's okay.
Um, this is a quote from thedirector saying there is no
kitsch or obscenity.
It is a successful work of art.
Quote from the director sayingthere is no kitsch or obscenity.
It is a successful work of art.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
An enema is almost a symbol of our region.
You don't want that.
I choose to believe that theyjust went with standard toddlers
at first and somebody was likewhat the fuck man?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Why is?

Speaker 5 (23:42):
there an enema just on toddlers, and then they gave
them wings to make it less weird.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
They're angels, it's fine.
Now, they're angels, it's fine.
It's a cherub, it's fine, it'snot a child.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Stop asking questions .

Speaker 4 (23:52):
I haven't been doing this to children.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
What I like, the idea that they didn't even give them
like the wings were such justlike cardboard that they stapled
on.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
It's like paper mache that they spray painted.
You can tell they're glued alittle bit, just a little bit.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
They're welded.
They've got that pattern in it.
If you guys could guess howmuch this costs to install what
would you say 1.2 million.
Wait.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
It's pure bronze Dollars, or ruples, euros,
actually Dollars or ruples.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Euros actually Dollars or euros?

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Euros Speckles 2.3 million euros.
Okay.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Doug 688,000 pesos, whatever.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
Euros.
Okay, matt, I'm going with like$200,000.
So like what?
Is that Like 150?
Well, well, matt is closestdang.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
This cost 21,000 euros okay wow, that's not a
really tall amount.
No, it's not a really tallnumber, but the end of it itself
is really fucking tall.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
That's fair.
It was installed in a square infront of the spa with an
accompanying banner.
Hold the fuck on.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Can you request, can you request to use the really
tall enema when you go?

Speaker 2 (25:13):
I'm sure you can.
I don't know what their answerwould be Like service.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Fucking bronze.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
So there's a banner that also accompanies this
fucking statue, and here's whatit says let's beat Constipation
and sloppiness With enemas.
Banner that also accompaniesthis fucking statue, and here's
what it says let's beatconstipation and sloppiness with
enemas.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
What is happening?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Where's that again?
Yeah, I was literally about tosay I can't pronounce it In
Russia.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Zeles novzok this sounds like why is weird as shit
?
Kind of fucking Russia.
If you're Russian can youexplain this to me Someone?

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Make it make sense.
The fucking addition for theslogan of let's beat
constipation and sloppiness withenemas.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
It's just very strange to me that this is
anything that someone feltpassionate enough about.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Or paid an exorbitant amount of money for Like over
50 grand, I think, is what thatturns out to be US.
The sculptor, whose name isSvetlana Avakina, said she had
designed the monument withquote-unquote irony and humor in
mind and was inspired by theworks of Italian Renaissance
painter Alessandro Botticelli.

(26:28):
I don't think that's true, morelike Botticelli.
The device oh my God, this isnot a real quote.
Are you fucking kidding me?
This device is eternal.
It will never change.
She said.
We can promote this brand, turnit to a franchise with
souvenirs and awards for medicaldoctors this has got to be one

(26:48):
of the quickest enema this isgonna be one of those things

Speaker 5 (26:51):
where like this is what they wanted.
They just wanted people to talkabout it, right?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
yeah, 100, we just fell prey.
I.
How do you not, though, with afucking slogan like let's beat
constipation and sloppiness withanimals?

Speaker 5 (27:04):
that's just fucking, that's got sloppiness.
That's my question.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
I understand what constipation is, but sloppiness
Following that word, I thinkPepto-Bismol should sue I agree.
I think any kind of publicitythese people can get is good for
them.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
What are we ranking this?
I'm giving it.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
It's not functional.
Sure yeah, the functionalitything that really yeah, that
part, maybe not even a 3.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
I'm giving it a 2.
This is a 2 out of 3.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, 2 for me, I will give it a 3 for concept,
but in my heart it's a 2 becauseit's just a statue.
If someone were to shove thisup their butt.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Like functional or not, I'd upgrade it.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah, I need pics of it being used and I'll give it a
better score.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
I'll do a follow-up, I'll go three.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
What are?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
you rating.
It Me Like a one.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
It should have been a fucking bronze statue.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
I feel like that's a missed opportunity oh my god
that would have been bad oh mygod, yeah, it should have been a
fountain 100% if they'realready gonna spend that much
money on it it's so cheapnon-functional bullshit, you
know right yeah, but yeah,that's my world's tallest enema,
weighs 800 pounds.

(28:24):
I dig it.
And he's in Russia, which makessense.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
What?
All right, doug back to youwhat you got, boo All right,
we're going to play a game.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Oh wait, do we want a tall fact about something Jason
is scared of or isn't scared of?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Is Is oh no, all right, all right cool.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
That makes this way easier and it's very short.
Have you guys ever heard of adarwin's bark spider?
Yes, I'm bye, I'm going is thatthe one that was just
discovered?

Speaker 3 (28:56):
I know I I don't know there's a brand new spider that
was just discovered inaustralia.
It's the world's most venomousspider.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Well, that's not this , then.
This spider spins the longestknown webs, spanning up to 25
meters, which is basically usedfor them to just cross rivers.
So they will spin a web acrossa whole fucking river just to

(29:24):
scare Jason how do they do that?
Out of their butts, mike, ohright, yeah well, how do they
get shit?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
25, I don't get I truly have no idea.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
I don't even understand that.
I don't even understand theprocess of them going over water
, like how does that?
Yeah, I don't really know, um,but that being said, they spin
this web.
This is really actually just afun fact their silk is tougher
than Kevlar what are thesethings called again?
Darwin's Bark Spiders Darwin's.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Bark Spiders.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
I guess I should have looked up a picture too.
Darwin's Ark spider.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
They'd be anyone that hates spiders.
It's about to pop up.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Yeah, arachnophobia warning.
Arachnophobia warning, it's anugly little bitch.
Yeah, it's like I don't know,man, cute is like jumping wolf
spider.
Well, not wolf spiders.
Those little, those little guys, yeah, the guys with the big
eyeballs yeah, that's prettycute.
They're just fuzzy little guysthey are just fuzzy little guys,

(30:33):
um, but uh, that being said, Idon't have a whole lot on that,
I just thought that wasinteresting.
So the animal that jason's notafraid of is called a.
How do you say a U with theumlaut over it?
U?

Speaker 5 (30:49):
U.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
So these are called Ruples Griffin Vultures and they
hold the world record of flyingat an altitude of 37,000 feet,
which is taller than fuckingMount Everest, to put in
perspective.
Damn bro yeah.
And unlucky fact is one got hitby a jet in Africa.

(31:21):
I feel like that's gonna happenif you're flying that yeah, it
doesn't seem like that, seemslike not possible, but I don't
know too heavy, absolutely.
What does a fucking Rupel'sgriffin vulture look?

Speaker 5 (31:41):
like it just looks like a like, it looks like a
bird, it looks like a vulturelook at the twitch.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
He looks mean, you think he's, you think he's nice.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
I mean it's a vulture , they're all mean I feel, yeah,
I feel like you're just crankyabout the fact that you are a
vulture.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
You woke up as a vulture and you're just like
fuck.

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Do you want one more?
That you are a vulture.
You woke up as a vulture andyou're just like fuck.
Do you want one more animal?
One more animal fact.
Hold on to it.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Hold on to it, I got plenty.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
He has so many, I got plenty.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
Let me pull something up for you boys.
I want to pull up, I'm going topull up.
Have you guys heard of I'mgoing to pull up the Tallest
Girl, and by the Tallest Girl Imean the movie Tall Girl from
2019.
Have you heard of this?
No, no.
So the movie Tall Girl talksabout the life of a high school

(32:39):
girl who is very tall.
She goes into, she's away forsummer, comes back and boy, is
she tall.
She's like 6'3", 6'4" tall girl.
The director is Nzinga Stewartand his stars Ava, michelle,
griffin, gluck and SabrinaCarpenter.
Look at that and I know whatyou're thinking.

(33:02):
Is it that Sabrina CarpenterLook at?

Speaker 5 (33:03):
that.
Wow.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
And I know what you're thinking.
Is it that Sabrina Carpenter?
Yes, yes, it is.
But Tall Girl is basically thelife, the troubles, the perils
of Tall Girl and the way thatshe has to maneuver through high
school.
The boy that she likes doesn'tlike her back because she's tall
.
She has a best friend, a littledwarf of a boy.
And by dwarf.

(33:23):
I mean, he's just an averagetall man, man-child boy To her.
He's small, but he's justnormal.
He's one of those drama kids.
He's a drama kid.
He's in school plays, he's ageeky dude but he has a crush on
Tall Girl.
What is he going to?
Um, and it ends up at the end.

(33:44):
Spoiler, and this you are.
You are trying to convince us towatch this movie, or they get
together why would and I bringthis up because of the sequel
tall girl 2, or as I like tocall it, too tall, too girl wait
, wait, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
I just realized something yeah, did we, we
didn't even, we didn didn't evenrate halls on animal facts.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Oh shit, you're right .
Okay, so tall is on the animalfacts the spider thing, spider
meter web, that's a five meterweb.
That's a five out of five.
That's a tall web.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Zero out of five, because there's an abomination
to nature.
What about you?

Speaker 4 (34:18):
I'll give the spider a 3.
It's tall, but I mean, I guessrelative to the spider 25 meter
web, that's 75 feet dog.
I'm aware of how math works.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
Yeah that's pretty fucking big he almost said it.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
He almost said the thing.
He almost said it that's prettyfucking tall.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
If you say that's pretty fucking tall to the thing
we're talking about it's anautomatic five.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
I'll give the spider a five.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
If you're surprised at the bigness.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Fives baby, Really fucking tall podcast.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
We did it.
The Vulture, I'm gonna givegive it a three and a half,
because it's not necessarilythat it's tall, it's just flying
tall.
You said the Vulture can fly35,000 feet up in the air.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
There's almost no oxygen up there.
That's insane.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah, but it's too heavy.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
What the fuck's going on there it's too heavy.
Yeah, I'm going to give it athree and a half.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
That's like I hit by a plane.
Yeah, I'll probably give thatone a three too.
That wasn't my best work.

Speaker 5 (35:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
From what.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
I heard I'd give it about a three.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Okay, yeah, I'll give it a three just because it's
not the object.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Yeah, that's good qualities, good way to determine
tall right German Paul Rightyeah.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
So, anyway, back to tall girl.
So, tall girl again.
It was a 2019 film, um, aboutthe trials and tribulations of
tall girl.
Um, you do get like.
I mentioned before the sequeltall girl to this sequel came
out in 2022.
It's fairly recent, butessentially what this is is now.
You know, you know there'strouble in fucking tall girl and
small boyfriend.

(36:00):
You know, they're kind ofarguing a little bit, they kind
of do a little bit of a breakupand she realizes that he was
like the cool, he kept her in agood spot, he was good.
She thought that she couldconquer the world without him.
No, you need small boyfriendStoryline.
After Jodi gains popularity,her miscommunications start

(36:22):
causing a risk with those aroundher and now she really needs to
stand tall.
There's three of these movies.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
I have to assume that a major plot point here Is that
she's bad at basketball, right?

Speaker 3 (36:33):
No, I don't think she actually plays basketball.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
Then why not?
Why would you not?

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Jodi, the tall school girl in high school, always
felt uncomfortable in her ownskin.
But after years of slouchingand being made fun of and
avoiding attention at all costs,jodi finally decides to feel
confidence to stand tall.
I'm more shocked that Sabrinafucking Carpenter is in this
movie.
Yeah, this is bad.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Hey, to be fair, it's not good.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
And Angela King's leaving the office We've got to
take whatever work they can.
But Sabrina Carpenter, she'slike a big name Holy shit,
fucking Angela's in this.
But I wanted to bring those upBecause how many movies about
too tall Too old do you have in?

Speaker 5 (37:11):
life About too tall people 74% of Google users Like
this movie Well they're wrong74% of Google users are fucking
moron.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
I would recommend everybody watch the cosmonaut uh
variety hour.
Uh, cosmonaut picture show.
Uh uh video on tall girl andtall girl too, because it is the
funniest thing you'll see in along, long time.
Everyone should just seecosmonaut uh uh picture show.
It's one of the best things onYouTube.
Kyle's not pee-pee show, butthat's tall girl and too tall to

(37:47):
girl.
What do you think?

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Zero, that's a one for me what?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
I give it a one.
What?
She's dark gargantuan, so isYao Ming Fuck.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
It's just a.
She's not like the tallestwoman in the world, though
tallest in school this goes backto like the clown thing right.
I'm seeing a theme with Mike'sface like yes, tallest clown,
but if you just look at him as aperson, he's not that tall you
can argue that about all these,you have fucking highest flying

(38:19):
bird.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
But if you look at it as just a bird, it's just a
bird.
Well, yeah we gave it like twobecause of that damn Mike.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
What was the first search engine you googled?

Speaker 3 (38:32):
tall girl in oh, I've known about tall girl because
of the cosmonaut.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Oh, so you didn't have to google it, you just knew
about it I knew about itcorrect you didn't start at
pornhub at pornhub or anythinglike that.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
No, he normally does start there.
If you could find me thetallest girl in porn.
How do you think I got to thetallest clown?
Ooh wait, have we covered?

Speaker 4 (38:52):
biggest penis ever yet.
I believe, jason, jason hadcumshot, not penis.
I knew it was like Dickadjacent.
Yeah, I knew it was like.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Yeah, okay, all right , dick, dick adjacent.
Yeah, yeah, that's fair, dickadjacent.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Oh, call her pee pee Matt, what you.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
What you Tallest telephone.
So in 1988.
In 1988.
A, an insurance company basedin the Netherlands called
Central Bahir, built an 8 foottall functional telephone.
It's like an old style handsetand it was so large that it had

(39:34):
to be answered with a crane like, if you wanted to make a call
they had to roll a crane in andpick up the handset.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
I'm just imagining the receivers on the ground and
you've called someone, you'reconnected and you run over to
the area where you speak and yougo.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Hey how are you good?

Speaker 4 (39:55):
they didn't have to miss every call.
By the time the crane can pickthe phone up.
It's like weighing way too manytimes.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
I like to imagine that they like wheeled this
thing in and they were like allright, all the calls to the
insurance company are goingthrough this phone now.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
I was about to say imagine taking the time to
answer that thing with the craneand all you hear is just are
you aware that your extendedwarranty is about to expire?
We are trying to reach it BoomDirect.
So is it functional?
Yeah, it's functional.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
It works.
That's why they have to listento the crane.
So you can make a call with it.
It's got buttons on it.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
You can press the buttons Dial it up how much
force it takes to push thebuttons.
There's just a guy jumping onit.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
You need the world's tallest finger for that.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
If only somebody had researched that.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Imagine slamming that phone.
It would cause an earthquake intown.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
Yeah, but it would make such a statement though.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
That's what they should do.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
They should rent this thing out if it still exists
and be like do you really needto hang up on somebody with
gusto?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Really make a point.
Do you want their earth toshake when you hang up on them?

Speaker 5 (41:16):
We'll call them on this for you for $100.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
God, how exhausting would it be if you try to dial
out a phone number and youactually hit the wrong number.
You got to hang it up, pick itback up and try again, like, oh
god, it's a fucking 45 minuteprocess like just to order
dominoes.
I'm curious what the speakersare like, oh, 911 yeah right,
it's probably.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
It'll probably blow your fucking eardrums away.
Honestly, I want to know what.
So hanging up on someone is onething.
I want to know what.
Like a like slamming the phonedown, like does, like they just
delete a town, like that's whyit calls the earthquake?

Speaker 4 (41:50):
yeah, yeah, can you imagine like living like in a
mile radius of this thing andlike someone calls it?
Oh god imagine, imagine.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Imagine the sounds that the world's tallest modem
dial-up modem makes.
When you pick up the world'stallest phone, everyone in the
vicinity deaf it's like afucking.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
What's that the myth, the monument mythos is that
over, oh yeah, climbs up thetowers to turn them all off.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yeah, president James Dean.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
I want, like dead mouse, to like do a set, but use
this as the speakers.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Hell yeah, I feel like dead mouse or marshmallow
would be one of the two to dothat.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Dead mouth.
Five, hell yeah, five yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Dead mouth five.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Yeah, 10 out of 5,.
Yeah, 10 out of 5,.
Yeah, that's the world'stallest cell phone, Jesus.
Honestly, that was pretty talland it works.
That's a 5 out of 5.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
That's a 5 out of 5.
For me too, I think that's a 5out of 5.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
That's a 5 for me.
Yeah, baby.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Really fucking tall Podcast.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Alright, I only have the one other, simply because I
was kind of engrossed in thisone.
It's a lot of fun.
Have you guys ever heard thename Adam Rainer Rainer?
I hardly know her.
Nope, I'll take that as aresounding no.
Couldn't follow up that.
Adam Rainer was a man that wasborn in Hungary in 1899.

(43:27):
He enlisted in theAustro-Hungarian army in 1917
and he intended to contributehis services and possibly his
life fighting in World War I.
However, army officialsbasically just scoffed at
Rainer's stature, and it turnsout he was no more than like

(43:49):
four feet tall.
Now, simply because it's 1899.
Oh, I know, we'll get there,don't worry.
Oh, just you fucking wait.
Being that it's 1899, recordsof individuals aren't exactly
the best, so it actually putshis height anywhere between, uh,
four foot six inches and threefoot five inches.

(44:12):
So four foot six is theabsolute tallest he could have
been.
Three foot five is absolutelythe shortest he could have been
that's really not tall it's very, not at all so.
Um, apparently four foot six isthe clinical threshold for
dwarfism, and so he was adiagnosed with dwarfism at that
moment and b rejected from thearmy.

(44:35):
Um, so he's turned away.
Now had these same individualsrun into this and run into adam
rainer several years later, notjust like a decade later, I
think it said it was like eightyears later.
Um, they would not haverecognized him in the slightest
because he now measured to bewhat was it?

(45:00):
It was over seven feet, it was,I think seven foot eight was
where he was at like eight yearslater, jesus christ, mm-hmm,
how'd he do it, jason?
so this is the, the.
The world's tallest dwarf iswhat I am going to go over today
.
The world's tallest individualwith dwarfism is adam rayner,

(45:21):
because when he enlisted in thearmy, he had dwarfism, still has
dwarfism, but he also hassomething called genetics of a
tree.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
What happened to this fucking dude?
Yes, god damn.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
It says the likely cause is something called
acromegaly, which is a disorderof your pituitary gland.
It's the same shit that uhfucks his name, andre the giant.
He had uh, acromegaly as well.
Um, and that's why he got to belike I think he was actually
was seven foot what?
Six, something like that.

(45:56):
He was huge.
You guys remember him.
He was a giant.
It's in the name.
It's in the name um, and thatactually that launched his
wrestling career.
Um made him famous.
I'm sure many of you have atleast heard the name, if not
seen um things that he's done.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
So I heard this means put down like 40 beers or some
crazy shit like that, yeahthere's that picture of a
regular sizesized beer in hishand.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
It looks like a fucking mini can?

Speaker 3 (46:23):
It looks fucking tiny .

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Regular-sized Rudy.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Yeah, regular-sized Rudy.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
What is?
That from.
I have no idea.
I don't actually.
Is it Bob's Burgers?

Speaker 5 (46:34):
It sounds right.
If you say it with enoughconfidence, it is yeah, but he's
really small.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
It is.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
Bob's Burgers yeah, is bob's regular?

Speaker 2 (46:41):
yeah, he's um, so yeah, so this, this individual
identifies as both a dwarf and agiant at the same time, which I
did not fucking think waspossible, because of how
contradictory that is.
Um, but no, the uh, adam raynerqualified for dwarfism, keeping
him out of the army, which wassomething he wanted to do, which

(47:03):
I guess that's sad.
For that, however, had hejoined, he probably would have
died or he would have survivedeight years and then stomped all
over his enemies.
So how tall was he at the end,7'8".

Speaker 5 (47:20):
That's pretty tall.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Oh no, I'm sorry, 7'3".
I'm sorry 7'3", that's prettytall.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Oh no, I'm sorry, 7'3".
I'm sorry, 7'3".
Okay, that's a big difference.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Still tall, still tall, going from fucking.
Let's say shortest 3'6",highest 4'6" 3'5", double in
your height, bro.
That's fucking insane, as anadult too.
What did he learn how tophotosynthesize?
When?
Did saying as an adult, to whathe had learned how to
photosynthesize when did you say, like 1899 is when he was born
are?

Speaker 5 (47:46):
there any photos?

Speaker 2 (47:47):
yeah, there's actually a lot of them, adam,
and then RAI NER PP.
Ep I so actually there was,there were a lot of EP.
There were a lot of.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
There were a lot of.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
A lot of images released Around this anomaly
that actually did not contain Animage of Adam Rainer.
However, since then there havebeen many, many, many Images
brought forth and taggedappropriately.
He doesn't look as fucked up asyou think he would.
Oh yeah, he looks normal asshit.
You would just kind of levelout.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
I mean he do be looking a little weird, but it's
.
It's not like I would expectsomebody who goes, who has
dwarfism, who grows, like this,to just be like really, really
oddly proportioned, but he'djust be looking like a dude
sorry he slowed down growing.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
At seven feet three inches they don't actually have
his total height, but he, hekept growing until he died and
he did, he died.
He died in a Do, do, do, do, do, oh in 1930.
He grew so big, he blew up.
Somebody loved him so much thathe just kept growing.
So in 1930, a doctor actuallyperformed an operation to remove

(49:10):
his the tumor.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Chop off his legs.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Chop off his legs make it normal, yeah, a height
decrease, uh no.
In 1930, uh Hirsch performed anoperation to remove a pituitary
tumor, which is thought to beone of the things causing his
drastic change in heightdifference.
Um, and hopefully halt hisgrowth.
Uh, he survived the then.
Now it's more common, but thenit was very risky.

(49:36):
However, the disorder itselfwas not eliminated completely,
and apparently so, everything inhis body halted the growing
process, except for his spine,and apparently his spine Grew
into his intestine, perforatingit, which made him die of sepsis

(49:57):
.
Oh well, that's unfortunate.
That is fucked up, that'sbadass, that's fucking badass.
And apparently in between.
So he grew to 7'1, and about1932, and between 1932 and 1950,
he gained another 7 inches ofheight.
Where, though, that's a solid?

Speaker 3 (50:22):
question Doug, unfortunately still a dwarf in
where it counts.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
That's what we're actually talking about.
It's a giant in height.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Tallest man, dwarfism Hog, was more of a piglet.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
So he his height was very impressive.
However, the tallest man in theworld measured up to be about
eight feet 11 inches, so notquite standing up to like I
stood by a regular human,however, someone who is a dwarf
growing to be fucking 7.
7'10".
Jesus Christ, that's insanePretty fucking tall.

(51:01):
Pretty fucking tall.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
You know what?
That's pretty fucking tall.
I'm gonna give that 5 out of 5talls too, I'm giving that five
talls.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
I'll give it five.
That's a comeback story.
If I've ever heard one you knowwhat that means.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
We're the fucking tall podcast.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
I do like an underdog story.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
We like when they come back.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Yeah, yeah, like the Kardashian, yeah, yeah, yeah, we
, the Kardashian, yeah, yeah,yeah.
We all know the Chris Pratt bit.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Who's next?
Just one little piece ofreference.
Is it me again?

Speaker 5 (51:44):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
I think it might be.
But just a quick piece ofreference, for tallest guy in
the world was 8'11".
When he was five years old hewas five feet tall, four inches
put some respect on robertwadlow's name when you refer to
him.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
He'd be wadlowing around robert wadlow yeah five
foot four at age.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Five, that's wild pretty sure the equation is not
your age in feet plus fourinches Dude, imagine trying to
deal with the terrible twos whenyour kid's like four feet tall.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
That could be like what my eating you up.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Eating the shit out of you.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
That could be looking at me.
I'd be like go to your room.
I want to go to my room.
Yeah, alright, alright.
I'll be in the other room.
I guess I'll go, You're right.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
I'm going to go to my room, I guess.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Fucking six-foot-tall ten-year-old Shit.
Fuck this.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Oh my God, yeah, that's fucking wild.
Some of the kids we get insurgery are also.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Nah.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
We had a six-year-old that like almost six feet tall
at one point.
Goodness gracious, stupid doug.
All right, so I got.
I got a section.
This is gonna be this.
This I'm gonna bring up somemountains.
Have we done this before?

Speaker 3 (53:01):
have we heard about this?
Have you heard?
Have you heard about what is a?

Speaker 4 (53:03):
pipes before I get into mountains.
Random trivia for tall, allright, okay, but the long, tall,
but the long way, all right.
Uh, there's a fungus in oregonthat's, uh, the largest living
organism on earth by area and itspans four square miles

(53:26):
underground that's not so it'stall, the long way.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
One fucking mushroom.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Yeah, it's fucking wild.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
But, anyways.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
so so we all know Mount Everest is fucking big
right, it's the fucking tallestmountain as far as the tallest
point on Earth technically.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
As long as you don't go and do Antarctica, yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
So Mauna Kea, if you've heard of this mountain,
is actually taller than MountEverest.
However, it's just underwater,monika, I think you pronounced
Monika.
It's just mostly underwater,mike, get out.
So Everest is 8,848 meters,mauna Kea is 10,210.

(54:13):
Yes, thank you, jason.
This is better.
So it's taller overall, it'sjust mostly underwater.
You know what I'm saying.
It kind of gets a bad rap right?

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Aren't most islands just really tall mountains?
Really, All islands are reallytall mountains, yeah right.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Yeah, no, that's true , I don't know.
Every island is just reallytall.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
It's just a mountain that has water on it.
That's fair.
That's true.
A mountain is mostly water.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
So, aside from that, have you heard of Mount Thor?
Ooh, no, that sounds fun.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
I've never tried to do that, mount Thor is located
in Baffin Island, canada and ithas the tallest vertical drop on
Earth, are you sure?

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Norway, norway, I heard the newer it's 4,100 feet
straight down.
Damn Jesus, straight down.
I guess a lot of people like tobass trumpet.
It's like a huge bass trumpet.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Hell yeah.
You mean wings to come off thatbitch.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
But are you familiar with Olympus Mons?

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Yeah, on Mars.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Yeah, so Mount Everest comparatively is 88oms,
mons 88,000.
Yeah, she's, yeah.
What a guy Guess how tallOlympus Mons is, how tall is?

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Mount.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
Everest.
Mount Everest is 88,800 feet,8,000?

Speaker 2 (55:50):
153,000 feet.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Or meters, meters, sorry, 153,000 feet or meters
153,000 meters, then Times thatby 3.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Is that 24,000 feet?

Speaker 2 (56:00):
25,000 feet.
That's pretty close actually21,000 feet.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
You almost nailed it For Everest or the Mars one.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Mars.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Everest is what Like 19,000?
, 17?
Okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Let's rewind here.
Everest is 8,800 meters.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Okay, the meters thing is fucking me up, that's
right, which is 29,000 feet.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
It's 29,000 feet.
Yeah.
Olympus Mons is 21,000 meters,which is about 69, wow, so it's
three times taller.
It's also extremely wide.
You know how wide, really widepodcast bro you know how wide
this bitch is.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
I'm gonna say the size of like let's do it in
miles we've got one, we've gotfive more directions.
We'll go like 400 miles.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Bro, are you reading my notes 400?

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Was I right it's 370 miles wide.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
Oh baby.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
It's almost a chode bro.
It's big as fuck bro.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Is there?
Hold on, I need a scientificequation for chode.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
But fun fact it's actually so massive on mars that
it actually curves with theplanet's surface.
Um so if you ever stood at thebase of olympus mons, you'd
actually never see the top.
It would just be like that'skind of sick actually isn't it
kind of crazy I I love thisthing I, I love planet stuff and
outer space stuff.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
It's just so crazy to me um what's it called is, are
you?
Are you saying olympus mod likemod mons?

Speaker 2 (57:39):
oh like pokemons gotcha like your mons pubis, but
a mountain don't talk about mymom's pubis jernine, I'm sorry
if you're kidding.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Jernine's moms.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
That's the new name for Mars' largest mountain.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
Yeah, no, I just had a couple mountain facts.
That's all I had for mountains,that's fine.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
Here's the thing, though If they're measuring it
at the base, you gotta chub itup first.
Where are you going with this?
No, you gotta chub it up first.
Where are you going with this?

Speaker 4 (58:14):
No, yeah, you gotta chub it up first, but.
Do you do it from the base ordo you do it from the balls?

Speaker 5 (58:23):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Balls of the mountain or base Are you allowed to push
?

Speaker 5 (58:27):
in, like you know.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Like yeah, on the groin Right, exactly To make it
look bigger, like like, like,yeah, on the groin, exactly
exactly is it trimmed?

Speaker 4 (58:36):
is the Olympus Mons trimmed?
I'm not sure.
Actually, are you allowed to?

Speaker 2 (58:39):
compact the soil around the mountain is.

Speaker 5 (58:42):
I guess what we're asking yeah this is what I was
gonna ask a much differentdirection.
We got too hung up.
This is what I was going to askA much different direction.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Forget it.
We got too hung up on thegirthiness.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
What were you going to ask?
We're not hung enough the water.
So if Mars had oceans, wouldthe water cover part of the base
of the mountain?
Because the thing with Everest,right is it's like it's 29,000
feet from sea level, right, yeah, yep.

(59:19):
So, is Olympus Mons, though70-whatever-thousand feet from
what would be Mars' sea levelVersus bottom of the ocean.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
Right, and I don't know, actually, because I don't
know if we have a.
That's a solid question.
I don't know if they have a mapof where water would have been
on Mars if Well, why not?
Doug Right.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
I don't know.
Come on, space man, give me thefucking facts.
You brought this to us.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
He's like fuck my life, Really fucking.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
I fucking tall podcast.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
I have no answer, other than that we have
questions, doug oh, you're righthonestly, I'm glad you played
that, because Olympus Mons isgiving a 5 Olympic man is
getting a 5 for me, that's tallas fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
I'll give Olympus Mons a 5.
That's like 65,000 feet,honestly, I don't even care how
tall it is.
It's so wide, bro, it's so wideand that's really what matters
anyway 370 fucking mileshorizontally tall.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
That's insane, that's a big one.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
That's a lot of feet.
That is Tell me, do you wantsomething living or something
not living?
That's crazy.
That's a lot of feet.
That is Tell me, do you wantsomething living or something
not living Living.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
You've done a lot of living, let's get some not
living.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
Oh yeah, your clown was alive, your girl was alive,
so I have in front of me theworld's longest sorry, lord's
tallest, tallest, world'stallest, world's tallest couch,
world's tallest dead elephant,world's tallest couch.
So there is a couch and it'slong, and by long I mean tall

(01:01:08):
because long is just tall, thelong way it is 1000 meters tall.
It's like two thirds of 3,302feet and six inches.
This was made in Russia.
What's up with Russia, dude?
well, they on July 25th of 2014,the Russian furniture company
Manogo Mabelli manufactured thejust over one kilometer long

(01:01:33):
sofa in celebration of thecompany's five year anniversary.
Muffuckers.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Oh, tall as fuck.
I thought it was like to scale.
But it's just a regular asssize sofa, just real, fucking
Really tall.
So you could get really tall,you could sit on it, you could.
And you'd be comfy, big as fuck, tall as fuck, we'll get the
lingo done.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
One day, tall as fuck .
This is only our second episodeTechnically third, vindicators
11.
We'll get there what?

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
are we doing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
What are you doing on that couch?
What aren't you doing on thatcouch?

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
That's actually a better couch.
This is the new casting couch.
Having the world's narrowestorgy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
Narrowest yeah the world's tallest orgy, World's
longest train.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
Yeah there you go, the longest elephant train Right
here.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
Yeah, I don't have much more information on it
besides that, but it is justlike your standard looking red
couch, it's red.
I thought that was pretty dangneato.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
It looks like a pretty good couch?
I don't know yeah, I think asfar as couches go, it looks soft
.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
I'll give it that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
I don't know it's a soft looking couch.
It's kind of like leathery.
Like what material is this?

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
I doubt it's leather.
That's a lot of leathersweather.
It's way too many cows.

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
Yeah, we need more cows.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Okay, you know how many homeless homeless people
are probably sleeping on thatthing, and a lot of leathers,
leather, that's way too manycows yeah we need more cows.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
You know how many homeless people are probably
sleeping on that thing andpissing on it because they
installed fucking spikes Doug.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Oh, this is Russia.
Oh, this is Russia yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Yeah, no, they just took them out, you know how many
dead homeless people are onthat thing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
That's what it's made out of, actually.
So spikes come out at night, sowhen they're sleeping, it's
just like yeah, this couch ismade of at least 2,000 homeless
people.
It's a human couch.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
So let's take a look, let's go from the non-living to
the living.
Let's go to the world's tallestelephant Now.
Last time, if you guys recallLiving or dead Last time, if you
guys recall living or dead lasttime, if you guys recall, um, I
did the world's tallest giraffeand we are all a little
disappointed because we foundout giraffes aren't.

(01:03:42):
Don't be as tall, but elephants,on the other hand, elephants
are pretty fucking tall, youknow, elephants are huge.
So what do you think?
The world's tallest elephant?
How tall do you think theworld's tallest?
40?

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
three feet.
Three feet for the world'stallest elephant.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
How tall do you think the world's tallest elephant is
?
40.
Three feet.
Three feet for the world'stallest elephant.
Well, you're going to be veryimpressed then.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
I've set myself up for success.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
What you thinking?
Matt 50.
Yeah, look, 50 feet for theworld's tallest elephant.
Five stories Wow.
Why not?

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
Doug, what are you thinking?

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
I said 40 without a unit 40.
So world's tallest elephant?
You are all about to bedisappointed once again, because
the world's tallest elephant isa name I can't pronounce
Ramachandran was born in 1964,is an Indian elephant.
Owned by who?
I didn't say born in 1964, isan Indian elephant and is the

(01:04:34):
world's tallest?
Huh, who's it owned by?
I didn't say owned.
I said it's an Indian elephant.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
I know, but that's the next sentence that you're
skipping over because you don'twant to pronounce that word.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Yep gonna skip it.
It's commonly known as Raman.
He is the tallest livingcaptive elephant in Asia,
standing at 319 centimeters or10 feet 5 inches.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
I am glad they specified it was the tallest
living elephant.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
It's really not that tall man 10 feet, that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Yeah, I thought elephants were bigger.

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
We're back at the giraffe thing.
Is this the world's tallestelephant, or is this the world's
tallest captive elephant?

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
It says you did say the word captive, it does say
captive.
I'll give you that.
Ah, you got me there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Yeah, you got me there.
Ah, so there might be a world'stallest, probably a bigger one.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
Hold the fuck on.
This is an elephant we have athome.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
There's literally a list of individual elephants on
Wikipedia.
What does that mean?
Is that all of them?
Of course there is Every singleone.
No, go up Every elephant.

Speaker 5 (01:05:41):
We made a Wikipedia page for every elephant.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
See also See lists of individual elephants.
It's just a list of elephants.
Oh yeah, it tells you all aboutthem Circus.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Elephants, carrying elephants, fanny elephants what?

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
Tallest elephant recorded 13 feet.
Oh shit, motherfucker, I waswrong 24,000 pounds get a giant
of Angola, an adult male.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
African Savannah elephant guess where it lives?
Africa.
It's called the Giant of Angola.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
Well, this is African Savannah elephant, probably
Angolia.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Thank you, Doug, for finding the obvious answer that
I walked Mike to.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
This also says the 13 feet, but this says bull
elephant, african bull elephant.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Angola, 1972.
It's got a big old dick.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Either way, I was wrong.
It's 13 feet.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
No, no, you were right if you were talking about
captive elephants.

Speaker 3 (01:06:38):
Not as tall as I thought.
No, I thought elephants were asbig as fuck I'm noticing a
trend with animals.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Yeah, why aren't they bigger?

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Get bigger 100 men versus one elephant I think we
could take it.
Well, yeah, that's how we gothere, isn't it we?

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
used to hunt those.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
I swear I could be wrong and someone fact-checked
me on this, but I think thereason animals aren't as big as
they used to be is because ofthe oxygen.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Yeah there used to be way more oxygen.
Because there's way more plantlife.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
That's why we don't got bugs.
That are you.
You remember how bugs yeah likefucking bugs were a mess.

Speaker 5 (01:07:11):
Sloths were huge, but then like volcanoes erupted and
shit and like dumped a bunch ofcarbon dioxide into the air and
now we have little baby.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
The.

Speaker 6 (01:07:20):
Amazon rainforest and shit.
Now we have 13 foot tallelephants.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
We need some olifants in this world, some onlyfants.
Olifants, yeah, olifants, doyou guys want to do?

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
one more.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Go for it, I'm out.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
I've exhausted my interesting facts.
Do you guys have any more?
You guys can guess which of us.

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
I mean I've got a few more, but they're not terribly
yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
I've got a few, but they're Probably not super
Talkative worthy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Well, first off, what are you going to rate the
elephant out of five?
Like one, that's a one.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
Yeah, that's a one for me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Yeah that's a one man .
That's really upsetting,honestly.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Okay, well, I have.
I have two more as well, so Iguess I'll just get them.
I have three more when?

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
are we at?

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
time-wise time was before Mike continues to power
in more than 18 minutes, but Idon't know how much of that was
break.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
There was a decent break.
We have at least 15 minutes ofbreak?

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
Probably not, but probably not Probably about
seven.
Just do the last one.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Okay, so I'll do one more then, just because I went
to very big things to go to verysmall things, what do you think
is the world's tallest ant boys?

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
An inch An inch, an inch, two inches, two, with no
unit.
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Well, it is the Dinopanera gigantea and it is.
It can get up to 1.6 inches.
That was close.
Yeah, yeah, you were rightthere, um, with the and, and I
think these are the females,yeah, the females, and they're,
they're big old ants, big old,big old ants, um, but they're

(01:09:03):
usually in south america butthey can be found on the coast
of the crimean goyana.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
I feel about ants like I'm people who feel about
spiders ants just suck.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
Ants are just annoying bro hey, borax powder
and sugar.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
You kill every single one of them and just real quick
, because we're here, I got theworld's tallest cake, which is
108 feet.

Speaker 5 (01:09:25):
Jesus, fuck a 10 story building in Indonesia
that's fucking cute.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Look at that bitch that's a 10-story building.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
I even have the dimensions of what it's made of.
I have the dimensions of thecake are 33 meters in height, 9
meters in width, so 108 feettall, about 30 feet wide.
Weighs 20 tons.
The ingredients include 1,750kilograms of powdered sugar.
3,800 pounds of sugar.
That was just the powder sugar,holy shit.
3,800 pounds of sugar.
That was just the powderedsugar, yeah it's 3,800 pounds of

(01:09:57):
sugar 500 pounds, yeah,powdered sugar 3,800 pounds of
powdered sugar, 3,500 pounds ofregular sugar.
Hold up 3,500 pounds ofpowdered milk, no margarine.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
You're going ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
Did people eat this?
Because, because, if not,that's the biggest waste of
fucking food.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
It's the same yes, back up 300, this one in china,
because if it's this one inchina it doesn't count, because
it's got like it's got like fivefeet of gap between like it's
in indonesia it's in senayancity in indonesia.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
It also also has 535 pounds of powdered chocolate and
100 liters of liquid sugar and3200 kilograms of eggs.
Jesus, 71, 7142 pounds of eggs.
How many chickens did they get?

(01:10:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
That's why the?

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
egg prices are going up, bro oh my god, they built
this fucking cake In 2008.
In 2008.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
We're feeling the repercussions.
It just took a while to hit.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
It just took a while, you know, yep.
And then I have I think wecovered already tallest trees
Hyperion is 380 feet.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
Oh that was one of mine, actually Nice.
Yeah, dug one over that.
Actually fun fact its locationis fucking secret.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
Yeah, because they don't want people to come around
and fuck it up.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
Yeah, but you know what is fucking it up?
Goddamn woodpeckers.
Yeah, stupid assholes.
Stupid asshole.
You want to know what thetallest flowering plant is?
Yeah, it's the mountain ash,native to Australia, and it can
grow 100 meters tall.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Jesus Christ, what 300 feet.

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
Man, I'd be out here slanging just tall at you guys
and you don't even know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
If this was a competition, I think Doug wins
Does he just chat so many tallthings at us real quick Like
holy fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Damn, that's a big ass flower.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
I never thought I would enjoy this content like
more than our regular content,but today was one of those days.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
It was a pretty good time.
It was a lot of fun, Matt.
Do you have any other ones thatyou want to share?

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
Big ass pair of scissors, hell yeah.
Big ass pair of scissors, hellyeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
I like how we all had like a very like specific kind
of like thing that we were goingto talk about our specific
tisms were very apparent thisone.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
See, I'm like almost afraid to say it because I know
it isn't really that impressive.
It's a 10 foot long, tall pairof scissors by the Arizona
Science Center, and they builtthe scissors to celebrate the
opening of the Science ofGuinness World Records exhibit.
Which makes sense Like ifyou're going to open a thing for
Guinness, you've got to be likeman we've got to open it with

(01:12:49):
the biggest scissors right.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
You know what?
Because of that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Really fucking tall podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
You got it, buddy.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
Why does my cat look so concerned?
Right now, you do be lookingpretty concerned.
He's like what the hell is that?

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
What's in your feeling?
Doug Well, boys, I think thiswas a very successful, really
Tall Podcast episode.
Really fucking tall I can'twait for the Deloady to really
pop off with this.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
I don't know when this happened, but fucking Craig
is in the fucking Discord rightnow, Craig.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
haven't seen you in a hot minute, Craig.

Speaker 4 (01:13:30):
I haven't seen.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Craig in a minute.
Is it Craig or Tall Craig?

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
Yeah, that's important.

Speaker 5 (01:13:35):
Craig stopped paying us, it's Craig.
Craig, now he's back paying us.
He stopped paying us?

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
Oh, he is paying us.
Okay, how does Discord evenknow?
Like I was thinking about thatthe other day, I'm like, if
someone stops, do they juststill have access to this
fucking?

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
channel it.
I was thinking about that theother day.
If someone stops, do they stillhave access to this fucking
channel?
It's got a plug-in like a botthing that removes the rule at
this upend.

Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
You're fine for now, Craig.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
But don't get on our bad side.
It's very hands-off, which iswhat we like.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
It's fucking Craig.
Well, everybody, thank you forjoining us on.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
Really.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Tall Podcast.
Appreciate everything that youdo for us and that you stick
around, and next week youTonight.

Speaker 4 (01:14:23):
You.
I fucking love Aqua Teen oh man.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Yeah, that's all I got.
I'm gonna go ahead and say Goout in the world and if you find
the world's tallest dad, givehim a smooch with your world's
tallest lips.
Jason, what do you got?

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Be paranoid.
The world's tallest lips couldbe anywhere.
It could be anywhere Doneanytime.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
Slap the world's tallest bean against the world's
tallest peen and, I guess,write into guinness about it and
then we'll talk about it andcover for the ensuing shockwave
matt, are you?

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
oh, do you wish you would have played the world's
tallest game of oblivion rightnow?

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
sure man, all three pixels of you guys is great
right now.
I apologize this time.

Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
I don't know what can we talk about?
How broken fucking oblivion isand and I know it was already
broken, but man, I saw somebodyjust totally break that game in
a matter of minutes and it washilarious, I mean yeah, that's
kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Let's talk about it next time.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
On Dragon Ball Z.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
Bye, everybody On.
Smackdown.

Speaker 5 (01:15:43):
Don't look under the internet.
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