June 23, 2025 • 60 mins
Facts about a place called Fort Greely and the weird things the people in Alaska are up to.
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Thank you for upping your tier,ken Jablomi.
And uh, ken, yeah, I KenJablomi.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
There was a big, there was a popular Reddit post
today about a monkey named KenAllen.
There was an orangutan namedKen Allen Hell yeah, that used
to.
That lived in the San Diego Zoo.
That used to break out of hiscage all the fucking time and he
got.
Oh yeah, he became known forthat and I I'm not going to drag
this up- but, just like go readhis fucking Wikipedia page.
It's pretty pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
He would break out because he was bored.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, Rip Ken.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Ken.
Apparently he didn't botheranybody else, he would just walk
past people and stuff and likecompletely ignore them.
But he had to wrangle him thefirst time he got out because he
started throwing rocks at oneof the other orangutans.
Apparently there was one otherorangutan I think his name was
Otis that he just like reallyfucking hated, so he just like
break out of his cage and justgo torment him.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
A monkey rivalry.
You don't see that?
That's what I need.
A movie of that.
I need a movie of that.
I need a movie of two rivalmonkeys Like clashing.
That'd be cool, like a KingKong Versus Mighty Joe Young or
something That'd be incredible.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
That's not what this episode's about, but it should
be.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
No, but this is about something Just as mysterious as
two monkeys fighting each other.
We're talking about Alaskamysterious as two monkeys
fighting each other.
We're talking about Alaska, yes, specifically Billings Montana,
billings, montana.
We're talking about Alaska,specifically the area
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surrounding Fort Greeley.
I discovered somethinginteresting.
I found out that apparentlythere's a bunch of towns and
areas wilderness cities, youbetcha, you name them around
Fort Greeley that have a bunchof paranormal and supernatural
(04:43):
shit going on, a lot of alienstuff and some other things as
well.
So I figured maybe we shouldtalk about some of these weird
things around Fort Greeley.
I thought that'd be veryinteresting.
And where, boys?
Where do you start, except forthe beginning?
What is Fort Greeley?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh, I know this.
Okay, should I tell peopleabout it.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Oh Fort.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Greeley.
Okay, all right, moving on.
Okay, so what about FortGreeley?
Fort Greeley is a port, an armylocation in Alaska, so it was
originally named after AdolphusGreeley, who was a Union Army in
the Civil War officer.
(05:37):
What's his first name.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
What?
What's the first name?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Adolphus.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
This was pre-World War II, though.
So it was on the ocean.
What?
What's the first name?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Adolphus, See, this was pre-World War II though, so
it was on the ocean.
Yeah, it's fine Adolphus Greeley.
He was a Union Army officer andalso a polar explorer, so I'm
sidetracking here, but I evenwrote this in my notes as I was
looking this up.
When I look at things from thisera, I'm constantly reminded
(06:07):
how, not that long ago, theCivil War was, which is insane
to me.
This guy was.
He fought in the Civil War andby the time he died in 1935,
frank Sinatra was 20 years old,and by the time Frank Sinatra
died, all of us had already beenborn.
That's how, not that long ago,the Civil War was.
(06:29):
Because you think about itbeing like a long ass time ago,
but we're only like onegeneration, like Out from people
that are.
That's crazy.
Anyhow it was named after thisdude.
It's currently a launch sitefor anti-ballistic missiles.
So whenever Russia or NorthKorea or whatever, shoots
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missiles at us, this site housesmissiles that can shoot at
those missiles and blow them upbefore they hit anything
important.
It's 100 miles outside ofFairbanks is because, um well,
it was originally set up inworld war ii but it's located
where it is and used todaybecause, um, not only is close
to russia and can defend againstthings coming over from that
(07:14):
direction, but it's also superduper, fucking cold year round.
So the military uses it fortraining soldiers, for cold war
combat and they also use it tolike test equipment and shit in
cold weather just to see if itcan survive like arctic
conditions.
Um, and there's actually a likea unit there that specializes
in this, called the cold regionstest center.
(07:36):
Um, like I mentioned, it wasoriginally set up as a world war
ii base and it was set up therethen so that they could send
planes and shit to Russia toRussia at the time to help fight
Japan and Germany.
And then in the 1960s they setup a lab there that did chemical
and biological testing and theyalso set up a nuclear power
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plant there which supplied thepower for the base until 1972
when it was decommissioned and,like I mentioned, it eventually
became an anti-ballistic missileum location and that has
expanded in recent years becauseof the threat of north korea
launching shit at us, becausethey're developing like
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long-range missiles now and ifthey don't accidentally miss
super bad and hit Japan likethey almost did a few years ago,
they could theoretically launchthem at us and we would shoot
things from here to shoot themdown.
The land that's actually aroundthe facility obviously it's in
the middle of fucking Alaska.
It's super barren, I meanthere's like trees and animals
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and shit.
But the land around thefacility was designated as extra
land in 1972 after they shutthe power plant down and they
tried to return it to the public.
And is it giving away too muchto say why that didn't end up
happening?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I'm going to assume Bigfoot.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
No, it ended up not happening because they
apparently weren't able to find,or didn't have, the records
that they needed to prove thatthe land around the base was
free from hazardous waste, andso the government was like, yeah
, we're not.
we can't fucking just turn thisland over to the people without
knowing what's in it, and it's adamn good thing that they
didn't because, it turns out,that the entire, because it
turns out that the entire,basically the entire area, is
(09:31):
just riddled with like harmfulchemicals that are mostly
byproducts of fuel and also, uh,like toxic stuff from
mishandling of toxic materialslike heavy metals and shit at
the base.
Over the years, all that shithas like seeped into the ground
and now that now there's like afour to five mile radius around
this thing, that's like harmfulto be in.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Goddamn.
Way to go.
Greeley Adolphus, good job.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, good, I think we can all agree the worst,
Adolph right.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Definitely in the top five, for sure.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
That's Port.
Greely.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Oh, greely, cool.
Yeah, I wonder if all thattoxic stuff and whatnot you said
it's from like fuel and whatnot, but I wonder if it came from
any mysterious weaponry or testsor things like that.
Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow.
Now Doug is going to talk aboutsomething that's not quite a
(10:35):
fort, but it's another type ofthing.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Wow, Hell of a segue bro.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
You're right, it is a thing.
Um, all right.
So, uh, I have what is calledthe uh, I guess alaskan black
pyramid.
Uh, and it's kind of I guess,more of a uh folklore.
I don't know if you want tocall it folklore, but it's
(11:04):
basically just a conspiracytheory essentially.
I guess that's a better way toput it.
But so, basically, the AlaskanBlack Pyramid is said to be a
massive underground pyramidlocated somewhere in Alaska's
Denali region, and according tothe story, it's larger than the
Great Pyramid of Giza and it'smade of a mysterious black stone
, so some kind of black stonematerial.
(11:25):
Um, it allegedly emits powerfulenergy and it's thought to be
very ancient, perhaps evenpredating known civilizations.
And this story gained tractionin the early 1990s when a
broadcast by an nbc affiliate,channel 13 in anchorage,
allegedly reported that a giantpyramid had been discovered
during a Chinese nuclear test.
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So the theory goes that in 1992, the Chinese were conducting
nuclear detonation tests, whichin turn caused some seismic
activity to happen in Alaska.
When that happened, the usmilitary, their seismic
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instruments picked up a strangereading that hinted at a large
irregular artifact structureunderground, and this black
pyramid, possibly buriedthousands of feet below, was
allegedly discovered via radar.
Now, no one can find anyrecordings or archives of this
news broadcast, which only addsto the myth of it all Convenient
(12:28):
.
Now, the Black Pyramid issupposedly classified as hidden
by the US military.
Now, there's a lot of stuff kindof surrounding this that it's a
giant power source and thatit's an ancient power generator,
possibly connected to freeenergy or like earth grid
systems, which are two otherthings that I will not be going
(12:50):
into right now.
Um, you've got ancient aliens,which is a classic one for this
kind of shit.
Um, and that it's a relic of anextraterrestrial origin or
ancient advanced humans.
Um, another theory says that itcould be a geomagnetic vortex.
Um, and I don't know if youguys are familiar with the vial
vortices, um, but they are, uh,these different points in the
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world that have, like massiveenergy signals, um, and
basically they think that thispyramid is located on a very
powerful energy node thatessentially, our government
wants to be able to control forourselves.
And then there's a lot ofmissing personnel stories that
go along with this, and some ofthese conspiracy stories allege
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that people who discover thepyramid or try to investigate it
vanish or are silenced, whichis pretty typical trope for this
kind of stuff par, for course.
On that one right they gotunalived now there are no
confirmed coordinates for thispyramid, obviously, but, uh,
theorists often place it nearmount denali or what's formerly
(14:00):
known as mount mckinley, andthen it's between it's.
So it's somewhere near that andit's, but it's formerly known
as Mount McKinley, and then it'sbetween it's.
So it's somewhere near that andit's, but it's between Nome and
Anchorage and it's somewherebeneath Fort Greeley or Fort
Wainwright.
So there's that's kind of likethis general triangulated area
that we have of where thispyramid could possibly be.
(14:21):
And this area that it is in isknown for its really harsh
weather, super remote, it'suninhabitable and it's got high
levels of military activity,activity which is all very, very
convenient for something likethis to exist in Right Um.
Now, a lot of this has beendebunked over the years.
(14:41):
As in you know, there's nogeological evidence that
supports that a structure isunder Alaska.
Seismic readings don't show anyanomalies.
And then, jesus Christ, I don'tknow if my mic just yeah, I
don't know if my mic picked thatup or not.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
You're the piss out of me, stupid ass cats all right
, anyway, about the BlackPyramid, he knows it's his home.
He's a sphinx at heart.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
God damn, anyways.
So yeah, let me rewind.
Seismic readings don't show anyabnormalities in the Denali
region and the news report thatthis all stem from can't seem to
be found.
Not a single journalist hascome forward to confirm that
they, you know, touched on thetopic or they did any kind of
(15:29):
you know news.
Topic like this.
And then experts argue thatthis you know energy source that
is supposedly in Alaska hasreally no claims for scientific
basis, like there's just nothingthat would make sense for this
to like be there, you know, likethere's no reason for it to be
there.
Um, now there is one, there's acouple people I want to talk
(15:52):
about real quick, and they'relike the big, the biggest people
, big players for this wholething.
Bro, I'm gonna yeet you.
Um, so this guy's name is dougmuchler.
I'm not I'm probablypronouncing that incorrectly,
but it's muchler, I don't, Idon't know anyways.
So, god damn it, someone fuckedwith my fucking notes, aka dr
(16:16):
marcus fartbutt.
Hey, there we go there we gothat's a classic love that, love
that for me.
Um, they are the central, mostpersistent figure associated
with the Alaskan Black Pyramidlegend.
But here's the key Very littleverifiable information exists
about him and almost everythingwe know that comes about this
(16:38):
come from interviews andappearances on very like fringe
paranormal platforms.
So they claim to be a former usarmy counterintelligence
warrant officer.
Um, he's never provided anyofficial documentation of his
military service.
Um, that's been publiclyverified, but his story is often
accepted at face value in theparanormal circles.
(16:59):
Um, seems like that kind ofthing is just widely accepted.
You can just be like I'm thisguy and they're like all right.
Um, uh, so Mutchler uhcontacted someone named Linda
Moulton.
Uh, linda Moulton how?
Um a very prominent figure inparanormal journalism, and he
(17:26):
basically told the story to herand she basically was the one
that featured his account on herwebsite and actually did an
interview on coast to coast.
Uh am.
So this, like a lot ofeverything we know about the
alaskan black pyramid, stemsfrom this doug guy's uh like
claims, but it got spread likewidespread because of linda how
(17:50):
so like linda where?
linda who um, yeah, again, noone's corroborated.
Seeing these, uh, this newsbroadcast, there's no records of
this guy's military service.
Um, all the current versionsthat we know of the story for
(18:11):
this uh trace back to him, as,uh, pretty much every little
itty bitty information we havestems back to this dude and he
has literally not made a publicappearance in recent years and
most people just think that'slike a fake name that he used.
So we don't have any real wayto corroborate the story.
(18:32):
We have no way to know for surewho this person is and why they
decided that they wanted to dothis story or whatever it is.
I think it's really neat,though I think it's a pretty
cool idea as far as that goes,but other than that, we have no
viable proof that this thingexists and I mean it is what it
(18:52):
is.
It's a military base, right?
Can't really do much about that.
That means it's real.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
That means it's real We've ended up.
That didn't happen.
That's the Black Pyramid,though didn't happen.
Whoa insane dude.
That's insane black pyramid.
That sounds super scary um.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I like how that is like basically baseless and like
if you look this up on YouTube,there's like entire, like
fucking discovery channelsegments about it and shit oh my
god, there was so much tochoose from.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
when I was looking this up, I was like Can?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
you imagine making some random shit up and like 30
years later people are makingfucking History Channel
documentaries.
What if there's like a HistoryChannel segment about fucking
ephemeral sensations at somepoint?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Or just scrolling through the History Channel one
day, just like wait a minute,that's me.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I don't know you gotta know the right people for
mine, matt, I'm gonna need youto look up a video for me real
quick, just for one image alone.
The video is titled a wholetown witness UFO circling.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I watched this video earlier yes, with the man with
the wig, so it's so much funyeah.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
So I'm going to talk about.
A whole town near Fort Greelysaw a UFO.
So we're starting this bad boyoff fiercely with a basically
back in Seward Alaska in the inin the eighties it doesn't
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really say.
When it just says a few decadesago, I'm going to assume that
means eighties.
Um, there seems to have been atownwide sighting of a UFO.
Oh, one man dared to comeforward and speak his truth.
That man, his name's Bill.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Now, bill, he's like that's just what I saw and
that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, he's one of those guys.
He comes on the scene andthey're just like he says I'm
Bill, I'm the shipping manager,I manage the salmon on the dock
and I saw a UFO and he lookslike that kind of guy.
He looks like an Alaskan.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, the image you have in your head if you're
listening to this you're right,that's Bill.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
That's Bill.
He's an older man, he's gotgray, he's all gray and
everywhere, but not in one scene, bill, he's an older man, he's
got gray, he's all gray andeverywhere, but not in one scene
.
So Bill claims that he wassitting at home one day when he
heard a helicopter outside hishome and luckily for us, they do
a little bit of like arecreation of this situation and
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roughly about, I would say, Idon't know two minutes into the
video.
You see, because they couldn'tafford actors, they just decided
to give bill a very bad lookingwig of like jet black hair and
he still has his big old graybeard, but they just slapped the
jet black I love the sceneswhere they he's like reacting to
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the ufo and he's just likestaring at it like oh Huh also,
they did a horrible job Withthis reenactment because this
was supposed to take place inthe 80s.
And he's like I called up myneighbor and he just whips out
his cell phone and is just likewhy didn't you take a video?
Then, yeah.
But anyway, we'll get into that.
Um so Bill claims he wassitting at home when he heard a
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helicopter outside his home.
He looked up and he noticed anunmarked, all-black helicopter
hovering in one spot close tohis residence.
He thought this was very weirdbecause, a it was unmarked and B
it's just hovering there, it'snot moving, it's not doing
anything, it's just chilling.
He's like well, that's strange.
After a while he turns aroundto go back inside and that's
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when he bears witness to thisgigantic spaceship that is
hovering in the nearby mountains, not a quarter mile away from
his house.
He says this thing was aquarter mile at most away from
his home, so it's pretty fuckingclose.
Bill claims that as he waslooking at this ship, it was
1,500 to 2,000 feet long and 400to 500 feet across.
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This thing is fucking giant.
It was a gray, silver colorwith a diamond type crystal in
the bottom of it that wasletting off a rainbow esque
light.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
He says it's beautiful.
He's like it was beautiful.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
And it's pride month, so it's perfect.
Yeah, he's like it wasbeautiful.
I loved it.
It was.
It was the most beautiful.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
He's like.
He's like I like them aliens.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I might not support them, but as long as they got
their paperwork.
We're alright.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
So he said it was just hovering, like I said
before, about a quarter mileaway from his house as he stared
at the ship.
He said that he felt like hisbody started to hum.
So he started feeling like itwas just hovering, like I said
before, about a quarter mileaway from his house as he stared
at the ship.
He said that he felt like hisbody started to hum.
So it started feeling like itwas humming, like it was he was
vibrating from the inside.
Uh, it sounds like he just leftsomething in him.
You know what I mean?
Taco Bell, bro.
That too, oh, taco Bell soundsgood.
Um, so he went inside and hedecided he was going to call his
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neighbor to confirm if thatship is out there.
In his own words, he says alongthe lines of I called my
neighbor and said now I need youto confirm that I'm not crazy
and that I know what I'm lookingat.
And he's like yeah, my neighborsaid I see it too, bill, I see
it too.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Sure Bill.
Yep, I see it too.
Okay, buddy.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Get the bag we're leaving tonight.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
It's 930, bill, I gotta go to bed.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Bill, I work at 5am On the same dock.
You do.
Why are you calling me Now?
Bill confirmed with hisneighbor that they both saw it.
He then went back outside andhe's he's like I went outside
and I watched this ship Forhours.
He's like I went out with mybinoculars and I just stared at
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it for hours and the recreationis him just going out there and
just it's beautiful.
He then recalls waking upRandomly inside his house after
an hour and a half of watchingthe ship and he lost several
hours of time.
In this same story we meet upwith the local radio station
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kmsr.
You were listening to ksmr,alaska's top radio station for
all you fishermen out there.
Next up is Real Big Fish Anywaymy jokes aren't landing without
a Jason here being back uplaughter so right about a
(25:49):
dolphin too.
Perfect, actually, that had alittle bit of like a Joker vibe
to it.
It was a little creepy.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Anyway.
So what was that clown?
You did that one time.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Oh yeah, bozo or whatever, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
What.
What the clown?
The SCP clown.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Oh, that was a long time ago.
I don't remember that at all.
Whatever Sick story dude.
So KMSR reported that was along time ago.
I don't remember that at all.
Whatever.
Whatever Sick story dude yeah,sick story.
So KMSR reported hundreds ofpeople calling in about the
spaceship.
Bob Bird, who was a talk showhost at the time, fielded a lot
of these calls.
They interviewed him a littlebit.
He's just like, yeah, man,hundreds of calls, crazy.
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And they reenacted a couple ofthese calls and it was a dumb
reenactment, unfortunately, andthey're just like I've seen it
in the sky.
And he's like what do you see?
I see the UFO.
He's like, wow, that's crazy.
Wow, I love his voices.
Wow, oh, my God.
Police were also called andreports were filed about this,
(26:55):
this ship, but there have beenno answers as to what the ship
was.
Um, there also is no like itjust vanished.
No, there is no real likeending to this.
It's just like, yeah, hundredsof people saw this ship, that's
it.
Um, and we really only talk toBill and Bob, two fake names Out
(27:20):
of everyone in this town.
You get Bill and Bob To talk tocome on now, but that is the
Alaskan Starship, that's whatthey nicknamed it and that's
pretty cool.
That's pretty cool, if you askme, is it?
I think I think it might be.
We'll let the people decide.
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Jason was going to talk aboutthe Alaska Triangle, but
something's telling me thatain't happening because he's not
here so he can't talk about it.
Yes, and also I want to checkhis notes for Alaska Triangle,
and the notes are literally theword Alaska Triangle and a
(28:04):
single bullet point with nothingnext to it.
Hell yeah, we've caught him, wecaught him guys, Was my man
just going to wing it?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
But I came prepared with an extra story.
He's done it before, thoughhe's obviously been sitting
there just like reading articlesout on his phone, as he's
talking.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Before there was I forget which, uh which episode
it was, but it was one that wecovered relatively recently.
It was, um, it was a YouTubevideo one, and oh it was.
It was baby cop, it was NorthNorth Elkman, and there was a
bit where he was.
Just as he's telling us what'shappening, I look over.
He's watching it on the phoneand just describing it as it's
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happening and watching duringyour bit too, he was because he
was watching.
during my bit I see him puttinghis phone against his ear so he
can hear the audio, and I'm justlike whatever whatever, but it
does beg the question how manytimes has he made shit up for
his topic and we just took hisword for it because we also
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didn't look into it?
Speaker 4 (29:14):
I pretty usually watch everything to be fair,
yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I watch everything and all the topics we do.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Oh that's good One of us does.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Because we used to be like no, no, no, we won't watch
your parts, guys.
We won't watch the otherpeople's parts.
We did that early on.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
This section is going to get a live reaction.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
No, leave it in, we need the time.
But I do have another thing Icould talk about.
So this is called the count tothree story.
So basically, what happenedhere Back in 1972, we were
following two hunters in the 70s, paul and Lee.
They set out to go hunting inthe wilderness near mcginnis
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peak.
Uh, look at that, we'rereferencing mcginnis again, just
like you did um so strangethings in this place twice.
That's fucking weird, dude.
Um fucking weird.
While they're out, while they'reout doing their hunting, uh,
paul and lee both discovered agrizzly bear in their vicinity.
This grizzly bear posed nothreat at the moment.
But they had a couple optionsahead of them.
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They could either, a, hunkerdown and wait for the bear to
pass or, b try not to get killedby the grizzly bear, or run up
to it and get killed by thegrizzly bear.
Paul decided I want to shootthe grizzly bear, but we're
going to do it smart.
So they decided to hunker down.
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They found a small depressionin a foothill and decided to
relax there while the bearwanders by, so they can kind of
get a better advantage on thebear.
So they decided they're goingto have lunch here.
They even in the story.
There's even mentioned of thewild strawberries and everything
coming up cause it's springtime.
So you know there's wildstrawberries and berries.
They pluck them, they're eatingthem.
You know they're feeding eachother.
It's all cute, it's really cute.
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Um two, two big burly huntermen out there just feed each
other strawberries.
Yards from our boys here.
The bear was just bumbling alongDoing its thing, doing bear
things.
They said that it had.
It was Walking around like ithad no like Rhyme or reason.
It didn't have any Reason to bedoing anything special.
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It was just bumbling around,doing Whatever it wants.
This is when both the bear andour boys, paul and Lee,
discovered that there is a herdOf caribou in their area, a herd
of roughly, I believe they said, 48 caribou.
So the bear decides I'm goingto stalk this herd and it starts
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getting a little closer.
It's sneaking up, it's layingdown more, it's stalking this
herd.
The hunters wait becausethey're not after the caribou.
In this situation.
They're wait Because they'renot after the caribou.
In this situation, they'reafter the bear.
Paul really wants to shoot thisfucking bear.
So as the bear makes its way tothe caribou Very slowly, paul
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gets ready to take his shot atthe bear.
This is when the clouds overheadStart rolling over the sun and
just overcasting everything.
Paul and Lee both agree thatPaul is going to take the first
couple shots at the bear andLee's going to sit back and be
more of like a defense man.
So Paul is going to be takingthe main shots.
He's going to shoot at thisbear twice If he misses.
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That's when Lee's going to comein on the third shot and he's
going to try to take this beardown if Paul can't do it.
Paul then goes to take the shot.
He asked Lee to count to threeand he'll start shooting.
At this point Lee hears agrowling noise and he pauses the
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count.
Lee asked Paul he's like didyou hear that weird growling
noise?
And Paul's just like I think itwas just the wind, don't even
worry about it.
But Lee recalls this growlingnoise sounding like it's coming
from the air around them, likeit's not coming from a single
position.
It sounds like it's coming fromeverywhere around them.
So they think nothing of it atthe time being and they ready
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their scopes again.
And this is when Paul and Leeboth notice that it's starting
to get brighter while they'relooking through their scopes.
Lee then starts to count againand he gets all the way up to
two.
This is then when Lee notices agiant blue ball of fire
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Striking down on the ground orwhere the right in the center of
the caribou herd striking downon the ground, right in the
center of the caribou herd, andthen you see this giant fireball
split into dozens of smallerblue fireballs, and each of
these fireballs makes their waydirectly to a caribou.
They said it was as fast aslighting.
Just like it just scatteredimmediately.
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Just like that.
All the caribou were dead onthe ground.
They said it was as if eachcaribou was hit on the head with
an imaginary sledgehammer.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Jesus fuck.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Seconds later they look up and they see a giant
sphere-shaped object hoveringabove them.
They say that its underbellywas a dull orange that would
pulsate from dark to light.
In the video I don't know ifthis person used some sort of
like AI voice at one point, butit mispronounces a lot of words.
It says it was a dull orangeand then it's supposed to say
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and it glue like iron.
But instead they say and itglue like iron.
And I don't know if maybe peoplepronounce iron funny, but it's
iron, not iron, the irony, theirony, the irony, oh the iron.
So they started seeing flashesof lights from the sphere and
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every time there is a flash oflight they notice that a caribou
would actually vanish.
They recall time there is aflash of light, they notice that
a caribou would actually vanish.
They recall that there was a, apoint where they found a, uh
like a.
So all these caribou in this,in this herd, they, they make
mention that they're youngercaribou, their, their antlers
are still growing out.
They make mention, at thispoint, when all these caribou
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are vanishing, that they noticeone caribou in particular.
It looks like it's with ayounger one and they're both on
the ground.
They look at it and then justin a flash of light, just poof,
gone, it just straight upvanishes.
Uh, this freaks both of themright the fuck out and they just
slam into the ground, back,into their little uh, uh like
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foothill that they're hiding inbefore, and they are like
quivering in fear and they, theydon't know what to do, they
don't want to move, but you know, they kind of have to move.
I feel paul at this point saysfuck it.
He's like we have to defendourselves from this thing.
Uh, it's going to get us.
Next we have to do something.
So my boy unloads his gun onthis fucking spaceship.
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Lee notes that the shots thatPaul fires didn't make a sound
like a bullet hitting metal likethat.
Instead, it made it a soundmore like a hard object hitting
concrete.
That was the way he describedit.
Paul then takes more shots atthe sphere, and that is all the
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boys remember.
Lee, at this point, claims thata quote-unquote light exploded
in his head.
That is the best way that hecan describe the feeling that
went on in his body.
The next he Whoa the light Um.
The next he remembers light Um.
The next he remembers Paul wasshaking him awake and hours have
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passed.
This all took place aroundlunch time.
They said that the sun is nowgoing down, which, at the time
of year that they were outhunting In Alaska, is roughly
about 1030 at night.
Sorry, I take a drink.
So hours have passed.
They make their way down to thecaribou and they see that all 48
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of the caribou are dead, or atleast From the 48 they can see.
The animals showed no sign ofSign of injury.
However, they did notice aTrench in the ground connecting
Each caribou Basically chainedtogether, and each of these
trenches follows back to thisone giant trench in the middle
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where that giant ball was.
And they concluded that thesetrenches were made by those
smaller individual blue balls offire that went scattering out.
So they decided here's whatwe're going to do super dark.
We're're going to do Super dark.
We're not going to survive thewilderness in the dark.
There's a wild bear out there.
We don't know where the fuckthat thing's at.
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There's everything else.
Out in the wilderness there's aweird ass sphere in the sky.
We have no idea where that iseither.
Let's just, let's just put upcamp here for the night and
we'll go back home in themorning.
So they do just that.
Now here's the kicker.
Both men worked at Fort Greeley.
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They both worked on a nuclearproject over in Fort Greeley and
because of this they decidedthat they're going to stay
silent on this whole experiencefor years, because they didn't
want to raise any alarms.
They don't want to raise anysuspicion.
Relatively soon after theincident, the caribou herd was
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discovered and this sparked alot of interest in the
neighboring towns.
The first people that wereblamed were the army.
The army even went out toinvestigate what was going on
and they cited nerve agents werethe issue at first with what
happened to the caribou.
Then they changed their mindand they said that it was an
artillery strike that went wrongand that's what killed the
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caribou.
Eventually they landed ontelling the public that no, no,
no, scratch all that.
It's actually just a really bigbolt of lightning that came
down and just killed all thesecaribou.
It was at this exact time thatthe nuclear project that Paul
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and Lee were working on was shutdown and Paul and Lee both lost
their jobs at Fort Greeley.
At this point Lee decided acouple years later it was hard
you might have been.
That aligns with some stuffhere, man.
So years go by and Lee decideshe's going to tell his story and
he does an interview with someUFO newspaper company out in New
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York and they publish it Atthis time as well.
While Lee was Throughout theyears, lee noticed something
that he brought up in thisinterview.
He noticed that throughout thelast couple, from the last
couple of years in the 70s upuntil recently, that past couple
decades he noticed that wildherds of caribou and other
animals have been droppingdrastically in not only Alaska
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but other parts of the world too, where UFO sightings have been
seen On average over three years.
According to Lee, wild animalherds lost roughly 50% of their
numbers and this problem isstill ongoing from this day.
He said that three year markFrom when this whole UFO thing
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was in.
What happened in 1972?
He gives off some stats too.
The Brooks Range caribou herdDropped from 200,000 animals in
1972 To less than 75,000 whenthe count was remade in 1976.
What happened to those 125,000other animals?
The Christochina caribou herdin central Alaska dropped from
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20,000 animals to 5,000.
The Nelchina herd dropped from20,000 down to 5,000.
The Forty Mile herd innortheastern Alaska dropped from
40,000 animals to 8,000.
The 40-mile herd innortheastern Alaska dropped from
40,000 animals to 8,000 animalsin just three years.
The delta herd, the one that hewatched get slaughtered, lost
half its number in a few years.
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The Macomb Plateau herd losthalf its animals as well.
The moose which was once soabundant in central Alaska.
More and more moose, he says,could be counted on any day on
an 80-mile drive from DeltaJunction to Paxson, and now
they're very scarce.
Today this drive can be madeover and over again without
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seeing a single damn moose.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Well, I was Googling things related to this and.
I actually read a New YorkTimes article earlier about this
, but just with the Googlesearch that I've got up, I do
see a result that cites a 1999study that says wolves killed
between in this one herd wolveskilled between 2,000 and 3,000
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caribou calves annually from1994 to 1997.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Goddamn Well.
No aliens, dude Aliens.
Yeah, okay, bad-ass fuckingwolves, Alien wolves, Another
thing to bring up.
The buffalo herd in WoodBuffalo National Park, Alberta
and the Northwest Territoriesdropped from 12,000 to 5,528
animals between 1970 and 1975,with no logical explanation as
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to where the animals went.
The buffalo herd north of thepark dropped from 2,500 animals
down to 1,250 during the sameperiod.
More than 7,000 buffalo areunaccounted for.
Ranchers in the western stateshave reported many of their
livestock deceased and mutilatedand many more missing Boys.
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Do aliens be taking ourlivestock and our wild animals?
Because again he mentions inhis story that these caribou in
this herd just literally vanishout of thin air?
What are they doing with them?
though I don't know.
Well, it goes back to thatthing of like UFOs taking cows.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
I can see them taking like one or two cows and just
like check them out and like seewhat's going on in there, but I
don't see like taking thousands.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
I don't know, man, I don't know, maybe they're using
them for fuel Biofuel, just abig cow chipper.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah, yeah, biofuel yeah, they're using the milk.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
That's what it is they're using milk for fuel.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Yeah, there's a bunch of cows on a bunch of
spaceships, just like hooked upto some titty suckers just
dumping milk into their warpdrives mooey milkers.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
I just thought this was very fascinating, um,
especially again All this shit'shappening around Fort Greeley.
That's what's even morefascinating about it.
We didn't even touch on theAlaska Triangle.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
I can talk about the Alaskan Triangle.
If you want, go for it.
What do you got?
We got time.
So, fun fact, this isn't a partof the Vile of Ordesies, but
it's very, very similar.
So Basically it's very, verysimilar, um, so it basically
it's, uh, like a cousin to thebermuda triangle, right, um, but
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it's, you know, located inalaska.
Um, it's super famous fordisappearances, ufo sightings,
cryptids and just all aroundstrange phenomena, um, so
basically, uh, its location isthree points uh, it's anchorage,
uh, genoa, and I'm I can'tpronounce this word, but it's
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boot kit.
Yeah, no, no, you got it farnorth coast, um, but yeah, it
spans basically most of, like,the rugged, isolated terrain of
alaska.
Um, and uh.
So some weird just points aboutthis uh, triangle um, since
1988, over 16 000 people havegone missing in the alaskan
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triangle, and that is far higherper capita than anywhere else
in the us.
Um, and this triangle accountsfor more than half of Alaska's
Missing persons cases, eventhough it covers a less
populated portion Of the state.
Planes vanish without wreckagehere, hikers disappear without
trace and search parties oftenEnd up with finding nothing here
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.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Wasn't this kind of A part of that missing 401
episode that we did?
This sounds vaguely.
Don't people think that theseare?
Wasn't this kind of a part ofthat missing 401 episode that we
did?
This sounds vaguely.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Don't people think that?
Speaker 3 (45:25):
these are because there's a bunch of underground
caverns and shit that peoplejust randomly fall into and they
get lost, or something thatsounds familiar to me.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
There's these geological structures underneath
state parks that are causingthis weird shit to happen.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
So that's kind of what the vile of ordeces revert
referred to.
Um, so, basically, what it isis, uh, these are different
regions on earth that arecharacterized by like, uh,
paranormal phenomena and likemass disappearances and just UFO
sightings or just anything likethat.
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Um, that's what these placesare, um, and it's really weird
because if you like look at amap at where these are, they it
kind of like runs like above andbelow the equator uh, in this
instance alaska isn't quitethere, but Um, alaska's way out
of the equator.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
It's like way, way up there exactly so.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
Um, going back to the disappearances, though, in 1972
, there was a disappearance of aHouse Majority Leader, hale
Boggs.
A small aircraft carrying Boggsvanished between Anchorage and
Genoa.
There was like a massive 39-daysearch.
There was no wreckage, nobodies, no, like literally had
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no nothing.
Yeah, so some theories behindthe the Alaskan triangle.
You've got your naturalexplanations right.
So you've got extreme terrain.
They've got very craggy peaks,thick forest and just fields of
ice that you know make searchand rescue almost impossible.
Extremely brutal weather,sudden storms, whiteouts,
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negative 50 degree temperatures,stuff like that.
And then the geomagneticanomalies which you see in most
of these, like triangles thatare very, very easily you know,
machine interference, compass,compass interference, all that
kind of shit.
You, you name it radio, like itjust doesn't work there very
well, um, and then you've gotyour paranormal and ufo theories
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.
Um, the region is rife with ufosightings, um, especially in
connection with mount hayes and,of course, the black pyramid,
like we talked about earlier.
Locals report, you know,glowing orbs, silent aircraft
and just strange aerial lights,and a lot of people believe that
you know their portals todimensional rifts and stuff like
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that, just just like any otherfucking triangle would be.
So you know, you've got a lotof that going on between the
locals and, just like I mean,alaska's got, you know, not the
biggest population, but they'vegot enough people to spread this
kind of shit to.
You know, the mainland states?
Um, you've got some cryptidsand some nature lore here too.
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Uh, there's a thing called thekushtaka, which is a
shape-shifting otter man wholures people to their deaths.
Um, you've got pornits.
I don't know if I'm saying thatright, but it's a race of large
primitive humanoids that, Iguess, attack humans, um, and
some of these stories predatelike colonial times, um, often
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with the stories referring to uh, people being taken by the
others, um, which you know iswhat it is, I guess.
And then, of course, the BlackPyramid is one of the bigger
mysteries that surround thisarea as well, which I went over
already.
But, yeah, there's a lot oflike weird hotspots that are
within this triangle.
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Mount Hayes is like a, a hugelike ufo hotspot.
Uh, like most of the ufostories you'll see, um are here
in alaska, happen around mounthayes.
Um, you've got lake.
Uh, I want to say it's liamanaI'm a lot of these names I'm
just gonna butcher the shit outof but frequent, frequent
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cryptid sightings going on atthis lake, and and then Gnome
has so many disappearances thatit actually inspired the movie
the Fourth Kind, if you've seenthat.
Oh yeah, I was disappointedwith that movie.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
I thought that movie was fucked up.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Well, I was more disappointed because the
marketing for it was all like oh, this is real found footage of
people in that area and it'sjust fucking Mia Jovovich.
So I was a little disappointedbecause they just straight up
lied.
I thought I was actually seeingsome freaky footage.
No, it's all fake shit.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
I mean, I haven't seen it since I was like a
teenager probably, but like Itried watching it for the first.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
I watched it for the first time, maybe like three
years ago.
It's quite boring.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
I remember when I saw it.
I remember it being scary asshit.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Okay, okay, the end that's fine, but like.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
I said I was pretty honest, it's something with owls
man Freaky.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
But uh, oh yeah, it was owls.
I think it was supposed to belike a but either way.
Um, but yeah, I mean again, wekind of talked about this
earlier too, but I guess there'slike a big uh travel channel
episode about this uh trianglewhere you can see some shit
about it.
But other than that, that's thekind of the basics of it.
Uh, very in a nutshell kind ofway, but really really Really,
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really interesting actually.
Speaker 3 (50:39):
Yeah, and again, all this is happening around Fort
Greeley, except the triangle,it's kind of everywhere.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
Yeah, the triangle encompasses that.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
But yeah, I wonder how much of this, all these
sightings and everything andmissing peoples and all that?
I wonder how much of this isbecause there's such a rampant
alcohol problem in Alaska.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
They got nothing to do.
They're just fucking wasted.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
I just looked up the statistics, and 38% of Alaskan
men are binge drinkers and 13%of the women are.
So 40% of the dudes out inAlaska are just drunk as piss
all the time.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Binge drinking has a pretty low standard.
I think drinking like fourdrinks in like a two hour period
or something like that istechnically binge drinking.
Oh, a hundred percent of thepeople on this show are binge
drinkers, so I don't think.
Speaker 4 (51:32):
I guess I'm binge drinking right now.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Either way, I do wonder what all this is about,
and I hope we find some sort ofI don't know answer someday.
That'd be cool, but today isnot that day.
No, no, it's not.
You boys got anything else youwant to talk about when it comes
to aliens and Fort Greeley?
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Five or more drinks for men in a single sitting is
considered binge drinking 40% ofAlaskans have five or more
drinks a day.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
Well, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
Not a day.
And if you sit down and startdrinking and you don't stop
drinking until you've drank atleast five drinks, that is
considered binge drinking itdoesn't have to be on it Drink
five, but anyway, oh yeah, lookat 3.5.
But anyway, oh yeah, look atyou.
I think it's all the nuke wastethat they pumped into the
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fucking ground in the 70s and60s.
That's what I think.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
It's a little bit more extreme than lead poisoning
.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
A little bit.
Speaker 4 (52:38):
Not extreme enough.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
I think the lightning theory for the caribou Makes
sense honestly.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
Yeah, that happens quite often, actually, like if
they were standing in like water.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Like real shallow water or something I could 100%
see it.
Speaker 3 (52:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (52:55):
I read an article that was kind of similar to that
, where like a group of cows gotstruck by lightning and like 25
cows died instantly.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
I mean lightning will fuck you up yeah, and out there
in.
Alaska.
It's got nothing else to hit,so like if there's like a guy if
there's like a tree stump inthe middle of like a marshy area
where there was like shallowwater and they were standing in
that and it like hits that treestump, I could a hundred percent
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see it like blowing up thattree stump, make it a crater and
like killing everything.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (53:30):
I can.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
I can buy the lightning strike theory.
Speaker 4 (53:33):
The the lightning since moving to Florida.
Um, you know, in the Midwest weget a ton of lightning and
whatnot, but uh, since moving toFlorida, fucking, the lightning
is like on a whole differentlevel than I've ever seen before
and it's it's like lower to theground, like the clouds are all
like way lower to the ground.
So when lightning strikes it'slike loud and like right in your
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face and it just like rumblesthe whole earth like I've never
felt like lightning rumble mywhole house, like it does here.
And like we get likethunderstorms and stuff like all
the time, and they're not likesevere like you get in the
midwest where you're like, ohfuck, is it gonna hail or is it
a tornado, like it's just likelong periods of rain and
thunderstorms and it's actuallyreally nice because I enjoy that
(54:16):
.
But I've never seen or heardlightning like I have here and
we were actually at the parksone day and it started to
thunderstorm while we were atthe park.
So we're like, oh shit, likelet's get out of the park and go
like drink at some of thehotels or whatever, and we're
like trying to like walk back tothe car and I seriously I've
never seen lightning this closewithout you know being hit by it
(54:38):
before.
Um, I've never been hit by it,so that doesn't really make
sense.
But I've never seen lightningthat close to me before is what
I'm trying to say.
And this is like walking infront of me and I just see her
fucking, this big crack ofthunder comes down and I just
see her turn around and juststart fucking running and I've
never seen someone move thatfast.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
But it was so crazy like I can't even imagine what
being hit by lightning feelslike and it kind of it's like
kind of scary as fuck, not gonnathere's a dude like a truck
driver that got hit by lightningbecause he was like driving
down the road and he was hanginghis arm out the window and the
lightning hit his arm and nowhe's got like he's.
He's fine, but he has likethese scars where the lightning
(55:19):
went through his veins and itlooks super cool yeah.
Speaker 4 (55:23):
Oh, yeah, like that before.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
There's a guy you might have seen him.
There's a guy in Yorkville thatgot hit by lightning and he
used to come into the AT&T thatI worked at and I made a.
It was one of those thingswhere, like you, you can't help
but stare because you see thescars yeah, I'm like off his
whole body and it looked reallycool.
I was like, hey, man, uh, oryou bend in lightning or like
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the avatar over there and he'slike what I was like I'm sorry,
it's a show, it's a cartoon.
This man was like 70 years oldand I'm like, hey, you bend in
lightning, like, like.
And there was a guy was like 70years old.
Speaker 4 (56:02):
I'm like, hey, you've been in lightning, like Ang and
Corey was a guy that got struckby lightning seven times and
didn't die.
Hell yeah, what a man.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
That's a really long amount of time.
That's a really tall amount oftime to live and not die.
Speaker 4 (56:16):
Guess what his name was Lightning McQueen.
Yeah, you got it.
You got it.
Yeah, it was.
It was roy, it was just roysullivan.
Speaker 3 (56:28):
Oh, that's not fun at all.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
Well, everybody thank you for joining us on this I
mentioned that I read this newyork times article from 1972
about the caribou and towardsthe bottom of the article
there's a snippet that I thoughtwas funny, that, just talking
about the government, it sayswhen they were trying to turn
the land over or before that Iguess they said the Alaskan Army
Command insists that there isno toxic chemical in confirming
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the temporary loss of about 50nerve gas canisters.
Sunk in the 1960s, it sunk in1967 at blueberry Lake about 35
miles from the carcasses.
So the army, straight up, justfucking lost 50 caskets of nerve
(57:16):
gas in this Lake.
Speaker 3 (57:18):
Sounds about right.
Speaker 2 (57:18):
They were like whoopsie.
Speaker 4 (57:20):
Why are the fish acting?
Speaker 3 (57:22):
weird fuck's wrong with the fish in Alaska.
Well, everybody, thank you forjoining us on this weird Alaskan
themed ride.
Go find us.
You can find us everywherewe're.
Don't look under the internetor dilute pod everywhere.
(57:42):
Send us an email.
Deloitte pod at gmailcom.
Do that.
Send us an email.
Just talk to us, yeah, justtalk to us.
Speaker 4 (57:50):
We're lonely.
Please Tell Mike about your day.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
Yeah, and if you ever come across an Alaskan dad,
he's probably Irradiated fromFort Greeley, so don't touch him
.
Matt what you got.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
I'll ask you this what are you doing later?
Speaker 3 (58:14):
Are you asking me?
Speaker 2 (58:16):
I'll ask anybody.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
What am I doing later ?
Not a whole lot.
What are you?
You doing later?
Speaker 2 (58:23):
I'll ask you this china trying to do an alaska
joke.
Speaker 3 (58:29):
Oh, I get it oh, I'll ask you this.
Oh, I get it yeah I'm juststupid, it's all good.
Fort Fort Greeley I hardly knewher.
Speaker 4 (58:44):
Doug, what do you got ?
Speaker 3 (58:49):
Um, I don't know, man Doug, I'll ask you this what?
Speaker 2 (58:53):
do you got that's a great joke, Mike.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
Thanks, dude.
Yeah, where'd you hear it?
Speaker 4 (59:01):
Some fucking idiot, some dipshit.
I don't know, man.
I'll ask you this though um, Idon't know, is that just like
beans?
Beans, alaskan aliens, blackpyramid.
I thought you had a rhyme, butyou obviously didn't if you
don't, if you don't know, nowyou do Beans beans Alaskan
(59:26):
greens.
The magical fruit Yep.
The more you eat, the more youtoot.
Speaker 3 (59:32):
Thanks everybody, Bye .
Speaker 2 (59:34):
I'll ask you this Get lost.
Speaker 3 (59:36):
Skedad, I'll ask you this why are you still here?
Speaker 4 (59:41):
Why are you still here?
Please leave.
Speaker 2 (59:59):
Don't look under the internet.
are you recording?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I've been.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Hell yeah, brother, it's been a while it's been a
while it's been a while Hieveryone, hi everyone.
Welcome to podcast.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Hi podcast.
Welcome to us, welcome topodcast.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hi podcast welcome to us Hi podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Welcome to Don't Look Under the Internet, the only
podcast on the internet,Internet internet.
Hey everybody welcome to Don't.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Look Under the Internet Internet, the only
internet that's on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
That's that.
That's Doug.
Welcome to Don't Look Under theInternet.
Yeah, we're doing it, we'releaning into it.
That's Matt.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Welcome to Don't.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Look Under the Internet.
I'm podcast and other guy's nothere right now.
He had to leave.
Welcome to Delegator of theInternet.
I'm podcast and other guy's nothere right now.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
He had to leave because he had an emergency.
That's three out of the lastfour episodes.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Hey, you know what?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Should we fire him?
Don't look at Gephthor's in themouth or something.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I don't know.
Sometimes a horse can water butyou can't tell them how to wake
up to record, just kidding.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
We don't have any, any housekeeping, because we're
doing this as always at the sametime as the last one.
So nuts to you, we have no wedo.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Somebody subbed while you were gone are you serious?
Are you serious, where're inthe fucking Discord?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Are you serious.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Where are you there, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Let's see if he finds it.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
We got an email.
Is it in the general?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh, we got an email.
Let me see Email time.
It's in the Patreon-only chat.
It's in the Patreon only chatthat can.
Can you blow me what's up can?
So you know they were alreadyin here.
They just up their tear, youdinguses.
(02:40):
Yeah, but well, whatever it'sfine, I'm still here for it.
Thank you for upping your tier,ken Jablomi.
And uh, ken, yeah, I KenJablomi.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
There was a big, there was a popular Reddit post
today about a monkey named KenAllen.
There was an orangutan namedKen Allen Hell yeah, that used
to.
That lived in the San Diego Zoo.
That used to break out of hiscage all the fucking time and he
got.
Oh yeah, he became known forthat and I I'm not going to drag
this up- but, just like go readhis fucking Wikipedia page.
It's pretty pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
He would break out because he was bored.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, Rip Ken.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Ken.
Apparently he didn't botheranybody else, he would just walk
past people and stuff and likecompletely ignore them.
But he had to wrangle him thefirst time he got out because he
started throwing rocks at oneof the other orangutans.
Apparently there was one otherorangutan I think his name was
Otis that he just like reallyfucking hated, so he just like
break out of his cage and justgo torment him.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
A monkey rivalry.
You don't see that?
That's what I need.
A movie of that.
I need a movie of that.
I need a movie of two rivalmonkeys Like clashing.
That'd be cool, like a KingKong Versus Mighty Joe Young or
something That'd be incredible.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
That's not what this episode's about, but it should
be.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
No, but this is about something Just as mysterious as
two monkeys fighting each other.
We're talking about Alaskamysterious as two monkeys
fighting each other.
We're talking about Alaska, yes, specifically Billings Montana,
billings, montana.
We're talking about Alaska,specifically the area
(04:23):
surrounding Fort Greeley.
I discovered somethinginteresting.
I found out that apparentlythere's a bunch of towns and
areas wilderness cities, youbetcha, you name them around
Fort Greeley that have a bunchof paranormal and supernatural
(04:43):
shit going on, a lot of alienstuff and some other things as
well.
So I figured maybe we shouldtalk about some of these weird
things around Fort Greeley.
I thought that'd be veryinteresting.
And where, boys?
Where do you start, except forthe beginning?
What is Fort Greeley?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh, I know this.
Okay, should I tell peopleabout it.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Oh Fort.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Greeley.
Okay, all right, moving on.
Okay, so what about FortGreeley?
Fort Greeley is a port, an armylocation in Alaska, so it was
originally named after AdolphusGreeley, who was a Union Army in
the Civil War officer.
(05:37):
What's his first name.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
What?
What's the first name?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Adolphus.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
This was pre-World War II, though.
So it was on the ocean.
What?
What's the first name?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Adolphus, See, this was pre-World War II though, so
it was on the ocean.
Yeah, it's fine Adolphus Greeley.
He was a Union Army officer andalso a polar explorer, so I'm
sidetracking here, but I evenwrote this in my notes as I was
looking this up.
When I look at things from thisera, I'm constantly reminded
(06:07):
how, not that long ago, theCivil War was, which is insane
to me.
This guy was.
He fought in the Civil War andby the time he died in 1935,
frank Sinatra was 20 years old,and by the time Frank Sinatra
died, all of us had already beenborn.
That's how, not that long ago,the Civil War was.
(06:29):
Because you think about itbeing like a long ass time ago,
but we're only like onegeneration, like Out from people
that are.
That's crazy.
Anyhow it was named after thisdude.
It's currently a launch sitefor anti-ballistic missiles.
So whenever Russia or NorthKorea or whatever, shoots
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missiles at us, this site housesmissiles that can shoot at
those missiles and blow them upbefore they hit anything
important.
It's 100 miles outside ofFairbanks is because, um well,
it was originally set up inworld war ii but it's located
where it is and used todaybecause, um, not only is close
to russia and can defend againstthings coming over from that
(07:14):
direction, but it's also superduper, fucking cold year round.
So the military uses it fortraining soldiers, for cold war
combat and they also use it tolike test equipment and shit in
cold weather just to see if itcan survive like arctic
conditions.
Um, and there's actually a likea unit there that specializes
in this, called the cold regionstest center.
(07:36):
Um, like I mentioned, it wasoriginally set up as a world war
ii base and it was set up therethen so that they could send
planes and shit to Russia toRussia at the time to help fight
Japan and Germany.
And then in the 1960s they setup a lab there that did chemical
and biological testing and theyalso set up a nuclear power
(07:58):
plant there which supplied thepower for the base until 1972
when it was decommissioned and,like I mentioned, it eventually
became an anti-ballistic missileum location and that has
expanded in recent years becauseof the threat of north korea
launching shit at us, becausethey're developing like
(08:18):
long-range missiles now and ifthey don't accidentally miss
super bad and hit Japan likethey almost did a few years ago,
they could theoretically launchthem at us and we would shoot
things from here to shoot themdown.
The land that's actually aroundthe facility obviously it's in
the middle of fucking Alaska.
It's super barren, I meanthere's like trees and animals
(08:41):
and shit.
But the land around thefacility was designated as extra
land in 1972 after they shutthe power plant down and they
tried to return it to the public.
And is it giving away too muchto say why that didn't end up
happening?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I'm going to assume Bigfoot.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
No, it ended up not happening because they
apparently weren't able to find,or didn't have, the records
that they needed to prove thatthe land around the base was
free from hazardous waste, andso the government was like, yeah
, we're not.
we can't fucking just turn thisland over to the people without
knowing what's in it, and it's adamn good thing that they
didn't because, it turns out,that the entire, because it
turns out that the entire,basically the entire area, is
(09:31):
just riddled with like harmfulchemicals that are mostly
byproducts of fuel and also, uh,like toxic stuff from
mishandling of toxic materialslike heavy metals and shit at
the base.
Over the years, all that shithas like seeped into the ground
and now that now there's like afour to five mile radius around
this thing, that's like harmfulto be in.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Goddamn.
Way to go.
Greeley Adolphus, good job.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, good, I think we can all agree the worst,
Adolph right.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
Definitely in the top five, for sure.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
That's Port.
Greely.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Oh, greely, cool.
Yeah, I wonder if all thattoxic stuff and whatnot you said
it's from like fuel and whatnot, but I wonder if it came from
any mysterious weaponry or testsor things like that.
Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow.
Now Doug is going to talk aboutsomething that's not quite a
(10:35):
fort, but it's another type ofthing.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Wow, Hell of a segue bro.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
You're right, it is a thing.
Um, all right.
So, uh, I have what is calledthe uh, I guess alaskan black
pyramid.
Uh, and it's kind of I guess,more of a uh folklore.
I don't know if you want tocall it folklore, but it's
(11:04):
basically just a conspiracytheory essentially.
I guess that's a better way toput it.
But so, basically, the AlaskanBlack Pyramid is said to be a
massive underground pyramidlocated somewhere in Alaska's
Denali region, and according tothe story, it's larger than the
Great Pyramid of Giza and it'smade of a mysterious black stone
, so some kind of black stonematerial.
(11:25):
Um, it allegedly emits powerfulenergy and it's thought to be
very ancient, perhaps evenpredating known civilizations.
And this story gained tractionin the early 1990s when a
broadcast by an nbc affiliate,channel 13 in anchorage,
allegedly reported that a giantpyramid had been discovered
during a Chinese nuclear test.
(11:46):
So the theory goes that in 1992, the Chinese were conducting
nuclear detonation tests, whichin turn caused some seismic
activity to happen in Alaska.
When that happened, the usmilitary, their seismic
(12:07):
instruments picked up a strangereading that hinted at a large
irregular artifact structureunderground, and this black
pyramid, possibly buriedthousands of feet below, was
allegedly discovered via radar.
Now, no one can find anyrecordings or archives of this
news broadcast, which only addsto the myth of it all Convenient
(12:28):
.
Now, the Black Pyramid issupposedly classified as hidden
by the US military.
Now, there's a lot of stuff kindof surrounding this that it's a
giant power source and thatit's an ancient power generator,
possibly connected to freeenergy or like earth grid
systems, which are two otherthings that I will not be going
(12:50):
into right now.
Um, you've got ancient aliens,which is a classic one for this
kind of shit.
Um, and that it's a relic of anextraterrestrial origin or
ancient advanced humans.
Um, another theory says that itcould be a geomagnetic vortex.
Um, and I don't know if youguys are familiar with the vial
vortices, um, but they are, uh,these different points in the
(13:13):
world that have, like massiveenergy signals, um, and
basically they think that thispyramid is located on a very
powerful energy node thatessentially, our government
wants to be able to control forourselves.
And then there's a lot ofmissing personnel stories that
go along with this, and some ofthese conspiracy stories allege
(13:37):
that people who discover thepyramid or try to investigate it
vanish or are silenced, whichis pretty typical trope for this
kind of stuff par, for course.
On that one right they gotunalived now there are no
confirmed coordinates for thispyramid, obviously, but, uh,
theorists often place it nearmount denali or what's formerly
(14:00):
known as mount mckinley, andthen it's between it's.
So it's somewhere near that andit's, but it's formerly known
as Mount McKinley, and then it'sbetween it's.
So it's somewhere near that andit's, but it's between Nome and
Anchorage and it's somewherebeneath Fort Greeley or Fort
Wainwright.
So there's that's kind of likethis general triangulated area
that we have of where thispyramid could possibly be.
(14:21):
And this area that it is in isknown for its really harsh
weather, super remote, it'suninhabitable and it's got high
levels of military activity,activity which is all very, very
convenient for something likethis to exist in Right Um.
Now, a lot of this has beendebunked over the years.
(14:41):
As in you know, there's nogeological evidence that
supports that a structure isunder Alaska.
Seismic readings don't show anyanomalies.
And then, jesus Christ, I don'tknow if my mic just yeah, I
don't know if my mic picked thatup or not.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
You're the piss out of me, stupid ass cats all right
, anyway, about the BlackPyramid, he knows it's his home.
He's a sphinx at heart.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
God damn, anyways.
So yeah, let me rewind.
Seismic readings don't show anyabnormalities in the Denali
region and the news report thatthis all stem from can't seem to
be found.
Not a single journalist hascome forward to confirm that
they, you know, touched on thetopic or they did any kind of
(15:29):
you know news.
Topic like this.
And then experts argue thatthis you know energy source that
is supposedly in Alaska hasreally no claims for scientific
basis, like there's just nothingthat would make sense for this
to like be there, you know, likethere's no reason for it to be
there.
Um, now there is one, there's acouple people I want to talk
(15:52):
about real quick, and they'relike the big, the biggest people
, big players for this wholething.
Bro, I'm gonna yeet you.
Um, so this guy's name is dougmuchler.
I'm not I'm probablypronouncing that incorrectly,
but it's muchler, I don't, Idon't know anyways.
So, god damn it, someone fuckedwith my fucking notes, aka dr
(16:16):
marcus fartbutt.
Hey, there we go there we gothat's a classic love that, love
that for me.
Um, they are the central, mostpersistent figure associated
with the Alaskan Black Pyramidlegend.
But here's the key Very littleverifiable information exists
about him and almost everythingwe know that comes about this
(16:38):
come from interviews andappearances on very like fringe
paranormal platforms.
So they claim to be a former usarmy counterintelligence
warrant officer.
Um, he's never provided anyofficial documentation of his
military service.
Um, that's been publiclyverified, but his story is often
accepted at face value in theparanormal circles.
(16:59):
Um, seems like that kind ofthing is just widely accepted.
You can just be like I'm thisguy and they're like all right.
Um, uh, so Mutchler uhcontacted someone named Linda
Moulton.
Uh, linda Moulton how?
Um a very prominent figure inparanormal journalism, and he
(17:26):
basically told the story to herand she basically was the one
that featured his account on herwebsite and actually did an
interview on coast to coast.
Uh am.
So this, like a lot ofeverything we know about the
alaskan black pyramid, stemsfrom this doug guy's uh like
claims, but it got spread likewidespread because of linda how
(17:50):
so like linda where?
linda who um, yeah, again, noone's corroborated.
Seeing these, uh, this newsbroadcast, there's no records of
this guy's military service.
Um, all the current versionsthat we know of the story for
(18:11):
this uh trace back to him, as,uh, pretty much every little
itty bitty information we havestems back to this dude and he
has literally not made a publicappearance in recent years and
most people just think that'slike a fake name that he used.
So we don't have any real wayto corroborate the story.
(18:32):
We have no way to know for surewho this person is and why they
decided that they wanted to dothis story or whatever it is.
I think it's really neat,though I think it's a pretty
cool idea as far as that goes,but other than that, we have no
viable proof that this thingexists and I mean it is what it
(18:52):
is.
It's a military base, right?
Can't really do much about that.
That means it's real.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
That means it's real We've ended up.
That didn't happen.
That's the Black Pyramid,though didn't happen.
Whoa insane dude.
That's insane black pyramid.
That sounds super scary um.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I like how that is like basically baseless and like
if you look this up on YouTube,there's like entire, like
fucking discovery channelsegments about it and shit oh my
god, there was so much tochoose from.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
when I was looking this up, I was like Can?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
you imagine making some random shit up and like 30
years later people are makingfucking History Channel
documentaries.
What if there's like a HistoryChannel segment about fucking
ephemeral sensations at somepoint?
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Or just scrolling through the History Channel one
day, just like wait a minute,that's me.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
I don't know you gotta know the right people for
mine, matt, I'm gonna need youto look up a video for me real
quick, just for one image alone.
The video is titled a wholetown witness UFO circling.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I watched this video earlier yes, with the man with
the wig, so it's so much funyeah.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
So I'm going to talk about.
A whole town near Fort Greelysaw a UFO.
So we're starting this bad boyoff fiercely with a basically
back in Seward Alaska in the inin the eighties it doesn't
(20:29):
really say.
When it just says a few decadesago, I'm going to assume that
means eighties.
Um, there seems to have been atownwide sighting of a UFO.
Oh, one man dared to comeforward and speak his truth.
That man, his name's Bill.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Now, bill, he's like that's just what I saw and
that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, he's one of those guys.
He comes on the scene andthey're just like he says I'm
Bill, I'm the shipping manager,I manage the salmon on the dock
and I saw a UFO and he lookslike that kind of guy.
He looks like an Alaskan.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, the image you have in your head if you're
listening to this you're right,that's Bill.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
That's Bill.
He's an older man, he's gotgray, he's all gray and
everywhere, but not in one scene, bill, he's an older man, he's
got gray, he's all gray andeverywhere, but not in one scene
.
So Bill claims that he wassitting at home one day when he
heard a helicopter outside hishome and luckily for us, they do
a little bit of like arecreation of this situation and
(21:37):
roughly about, I would say, Idon't know two minutes into the
video.
You see, because they couldn'tafford actors, they just decided
to give bill a very bad lookingwig of like jet black hair and
he still has his big old graybeard, but they just slapped the
jet black I love the sceneswhere they he's like reacting to
(21:59):
the ufo and he's just likestaring at it like oh Huh also,
they did a horrible job Withthis reenactment because this
was supposed to take place inthe 80s.
And he's like I called up myneighbor and he just whips out
his cell phone and is just likewhy didn't you take a video?
Then, yeah.
But anyway, we'll get into that.
Um so Bill claims he wassitting at home when he heard a
(22:22):
helicopter outside his home.
He looked up and he noticed anunmarked, all-black helicopter
hovering in one spot close tohis residence.
He thought this was very weirdbecause, a it was unmarked and B
it's just hovering there, it'snot moving, it's not doing
anything, it's just chilling.
He's like well, that's strange.
After a while he turns aroundto go back inside and that's
(22:44):
when he bears witness to thisgigantic spaceship that is
hovering in the nearby mountains, not a quarter mile away from
his house.
He says this thing was aquarter mile at most away from
his home, so it's pretty fuckingclose.
Bill claims that as he waslooking at this ship, it was
1,500 to 2,000 feet long and 400to 500 feet across.
(23:07):
This thing is fucking giant.
It was a gray, silver colorwith a diamond type crystal in
the bottom of it that wasletting off a rainbow esque
light.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
He says it's beautiful.
He's like it was beautiful.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
And it's pride month, so it's perfect.
Yeah, he's like it wasbeautiful.
I loved it.
It was.
It was the most beautiful.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
He's like.
He's like I like them aliens.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I might not support them, but as long as they got
their paperwork.
We're alright.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
So he said it was just hovering, like I said
before, about a quarter mileaway from his house as he stared
at the ship.
He said that he felt like hisbody started to hum.
So he started feeling like itwas just hovering, like I said
before, about a quarter mileaway from his house as he stared
at the ship.
He said that he felt like hisbody started to hum.
So it started feeling like itwas humming, like it was he was
vibrating from the inside.
Uh, it sounds like he just leftsomething in him.
You know what I mean?
Taco Bell, bro.
That too, oh, taco Bell soundsgood.
Um, so he went inside and hedecided he was going to call his
(24:13):
neighbor to confirm if thatship is out there.
In his own words, he says alongthe lines of I called my
neighbor and said now I need youto confirm that I'm not crazy
and that I know what I'm lookingat.
And he's like yeah, my neighborsaid I see it too, bill, I see
it too.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Sure Bill.
Yep, I see it too.
Okay, buddy.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Get the bag we're leaving tonight.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
It's 930, bill, I gotta go to bed.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Bill, I work at 5am On the same dock.
You do.
Why are you calling me Now?
Bill confirmed with hisneighbor that they both saw it.
He then went back outside andhe's he's like I went outside
and I watched this ship Forhours.
He's like I went out with mybinoculars and I just stared at
(25:04):
it for hours and the recreationis him just going out there and
just it's beautiful.
He then recalls waking upRandomly inside his house after
an hour and a half of watchingthe ship and he lost several
hours of time.
In this same story we meet upwith the local radio station
(25:26):
kmsr.
You were listening to ksmr,alaska's top radio station for
all you fishermen out there.
Next up is Real Big Fish Anywaymy jokes aren't landing without
a Jason here being back uplaughter so right about a
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dolphin too.
Perfect, actually, that had alittle bit of like a Joker vibe
to it.
It was a little creepy.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Anyway.
So what was that clown?
You did that one time.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Oh yeah, bozo or whatever, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
What.
What the clown?
The SCP clown.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Oh, that was a long time ago.
I don't remember that at all.
Whatever Sick story dude.
So KMSR reported that was along time ago.
I don't remember that at all.
Whatever.
Whatever Sick story dude yeah,sick story.
So KMSR reported hundreds ofpeople calling in about the
spaceship.
Bob Bird, who was a talk showhost at the time, fielded a lot
of these calls.
They interviewed him a littlebit.
He's just like, yeah, man,hundreds of calls, crazy.
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And they reenacted a couple ofthese calls and it was a dumb
reenactment, unfortunately, andthey're just like I've seen it
in the sky.
And he's like what do you see?
I see the UFO.
He's like, wow, that's crazy.
Wow, I love his voices.
Wow, oh, my God.
Police were also called andreports were filed about this,
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this ship, but there have beenno answers as to what the ship
was.
Um, there also is no like itjust vanished.
No, there is no real likeending to this.
It's just like, yeah, hundredsof people saw this ship, that's
it.
Um, and we really only talk toBill and Bob, two fake names Out
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of everyone in this town.
You get Bill and Bob To talk tocome on now, but that is the
Alaskan Starship, that's whatthey nicknamed it and that's
pretty cool.
That's pretty cool, if you askme, is it?
I think I think it might be.
We'll let the people decide.
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Jason was going to talk aboutthe Alaska Triangle, but
something's telling me thatain't happening because he's not
here so he can't talk about it.
Yes, and also I want to checkhis notes for Alaska Triangle,
and the notes are literally theword Alaska Triangle and a
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single bullet point with nothingnext to it.
Hell yeah, we've caught him, wecaught him guys, Was my man
just going to wing it?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
But I came prepared with an extra story.
He's done it before, thoughhe's obviously been sitting
there just like reading articlesout on his phone, as he's
talking.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Before there was I forget which, uh which episode
it was, but it was one that wecovered relatively recently.
It was, um, it was a YouTubevideo one, and oh it was.
It was baby cop, it was NorthNorth Elkman, and there was a
bit where he was.
Just as he's telling us what'shappening, I look over.
He's watching it on the phoneand just describing it as it's
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happening and watching duringyour bit too, he was because he
was watching.
during my bit I see him puttinghis phone against his ear so he
can hear the audio, and I'm justlike whatever whatever, but it
does beg the question how manytimes has he made shit up for
his topic and we just took hisword for it because we also
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didn't look into it?
Speaker 4 (29:14):
I pretty usually watch everything to be fair,
yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I watch everything and all the topics we do.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Oh that's good One of us does.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Because we used to be like no, no, no, we won't watch
your parts, guys.
We won't watch the otherpeople's parts.
We did that early on.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
This section is going to get a live reaction.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
No, leave it in, we need the time.
But I do have another thing Icould talk about.
So this is called the count tothree story.
So basically, what happenedhere Back in 1972, we were
following two hunters in the 70s, paul and Lee.
They set out to go hunting inthe wilderness near mcginnis
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peak.
Uh, look at that, we'rereferencing mcginnis again, just
like you did um so strangethings in this place twice.
That's fucking weird, dude.
Um fucking weird.
While they're out, while they'reout doing their hunting, uh,
paul and lee both discovered agrizzly bear in their vicinity.
This grizzly bear posed nothreat at the moment.
But they had a couple optionsahead of them.
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They could either, a, hunkerdown and wait for the bear to
pass or, b try not to get killedby the grizzly bear, or run up
to it and get killed by thegrizzly bear.
Paul decided I want to shootthe grizzly bear, but we're
going to do it smart.
So they decided to hunker down.
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They found a small depressionin a foothill and decided to
relax there while the bearwanders by, so they can kind of
get a better advantage on thebear.
So they decided they're goingto have lunch here.
They even in the story.
There's even mentioned of thewild strawberries and everything
coming up cause it's springtime.
So you know there's wildstrawberries and berries.
They pluck them, they're eatingthem.
You know they're feeding eachother.
It's all cute, it's really cute.
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Um two, two big burly huntermen out there just feed each
other strawberries.
Yards from our boys here.
The bear was just bumbling alongDoing its thing, doing bear
things.
They said that it had.
It was Walking around like ithad no like Rhyme or reason.
It didn't have any Reason to bedoing anything special.
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It was just bumbling around,doing Whatever it wants.
This is when both the bear andour boys, paul and Lee,
discovered that there is a herdOf caribou in their area, a herd
of roughly, I believe they said, 48 caribou.
So the bear decides I'm goingto stalk this herd and it starts
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getting a little closer.
It's sneaking up, it's layingdown more, it's stalking this
herd.
The hunters wait becausethey're not after the caribou.
In this situation.
They're wait Because they'renot after the caribou.
In this situation, they'reafter the bear.
Paul really wants to shoot thisfucking bear.
So as the bear makes its way tothe caribou Very slowly, paul
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gets ready to take his shot atthe bear.
This is when the clouds overheadStart rolling over the sun and
just overcasting everything.
Paul and Lee both agree thatPaul is going to take the first
couple shots at the bear andLee's going to sit back and be
more of like a defense man.
So Paul is going to be takingthe main shots.
He's going to shoot at thisbear twice If he misses.
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That's when Lee's going to comein on the third shot and he's
going to try to take this beardown if Paul can't do it.
Paul then goes to take the shot.
He asked Lee to count to threeand he'll start shooting.
At this point Lee hears agrowling noise and he pauses the
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count.
Lee asked Paul he's like didyou hear that weird growling
noise?
And Paul's just like I think itwas just the wind, don't even
worry about it.
But Lee recalls this growlingnoise sounding like it's coming
from the air around them, likeit's not coming from a single
position.
It sounds like it's coming fromeverywhere around them.
So they think nothing of it atthe time being and they ready
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their scopes again.
And this is when Paul and Leeboth notice that it's starting
to get brighter while they'relooking through their scopes.
Lee then starts to count againand he gets all the way up to
two.
This is then when Lee notices agiant blue ball of fire
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Striking down on the ground orwhere the right in the center of
the caribou herd striking downon the ground, right in the
center of the caribou herd, andthen you see this giant fireball
split into dozens of smallerblue fireballs, and each of
these fireballs makes their waydirectly to a caribou.
They said it was as fast aslighting.
Just like it just scatteredimmediately.
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Just like that.
All the caribou were dead onthe ground.
They said it was as if eachcaribou was hit on the head with
an imaginary sledgehammer.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Jesus fuck.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Seconds later they look up and they see a giant
sphere-shaped object hoveringabove them.
They say that its underbellywas a dull orange that would
pulsate from dark to light.
In the video I don't know ifthis person used some sort of
like AI voice at one point, butit mispronounces a lot of words.
It says it was a dull orangeand then it's supposed to say
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and it glue like iron.
But instead they say and itglue like iron.
And I don't know if maybe peoplepronounce iron funny, but it's
iron, not iron, the irony, theirony, the irony, oh the iron.
So they started seeing flashesof lights from the sphere and
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every time there is a flash oflight they notice that a caribou
would actually vanish.
They recall time there is aflash of light, they notice that
a caribou would actually vanish.
They recall that there was a, apoint where they found a, uh
like a.
So all these caribou in this,in this herd, they, they make
mention that they're youngercaribou, their, their antlers
are still growing out.
They make mention, at thispoint, when all these caribou
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are vanishing, that they noticeone caribou in particular.
It looks like it's with ayounger one and they're both on
the ground.
They look at it and then justin a flash of light, just poof,
gone, it just straight upvanishes.
Uh, this freaks both of themright the fuck out and they just
slam into the ground, back,into their little uh, uh like
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foothill that they're hiding inbefore, and they are like
quivering in fear and they, theydon't know what to do, they
don't want to move, but you know, they kind of have to move.
I feel paul at this point saysfuck it.
He's like we have to defendourselves from this thing.
Uh, it's going to get us.
Next we have to do something.
So my boy unloads his gun onthis fucking spaceship.
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Lee notes that the shots thatPaul fires didn't make a sound
like a bullet hitting metal likethat.
Instead, it made it a soundmore like a hard object hitting
concrete.
That was the way he describedit.
Paul then takes more shots atthe sphere, and that is all the
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boys remember.
Lee, at this point, claims thata quote-unquote light exploded
in his head.
That is the best way that hecan describe the feeling that
went on in his body.
The next he Whoa the light Um.
The next he remembers light Um.
The next he remembers Paul wasshaking him awake and hours have
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passed.
This all took place aroundlunch time.
They said that the sun is nowgoing down, which, at the time
of year that they were outhunting In Alaska, is roughly
about 1030 at night.
Sorry, I take a drink.
So hours have passed.
They make their way down to thecaribou and they see that all 48
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of the caribou are dead, or atleast From the 48 they can see.
The animals showed no sign ofSign of injury.
However, they did notice aTrench in the ground connecting
Each caribou Basically chainedtogether, and each of these
trenches follows back to thisone giant trench in the middle
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where that giant ball was.
And they concluded that thesetrenches were made by those
smaller individual blue balls offire that went scattering out.
So they decided here's whatwe're going to do super dark.
We're're going to do Super dark.
We're not going to survive thewilderness in the dark.
There's a wild bear out there.
We don't know where the fuckthat thing's at.
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There's everything else.
Out in the wilderness there's aweird ass sphere in the sky.
We have no idea where that iseither.
Let's just, let's just put upcamp here for the night and
we'll go back home in themorning.
So they do just that.
Now here's the kicker.
Both men worked at Fort Greeley.
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They both worked on a nuclearproject over in Fort Greeley and
because of this they decidedthat they're going to stay
silent on this whole experiencefor years, because they didn't
want to raise any alarms.
They don't want to raise anysuspicion.
Relatively soon after theincident, the caribou herd was
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discovered and this sparked alot of interest in the
neighboring towns.
The first people that wereblamed were the army.
The army even went out toinvestigate what was going on
and they cited nerve agents werethe issue at first with what
happened to the caribou.
Then they changed their mindand they said that it was an
artillery strike that went wrongand that's what killed the
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caribou.
Eventually they landed ontelling the public that no, no,
no, scratch all that.
It's actually just a really bigbolt of lightning that came
down and just killed all thesecaribou.
It was at this exact time thatthe nuclear project that Paul
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and Lee were working on was shutdown and Paul and Lee both lost
their jobs at Fort Greeley.
At this point Lee decided acouple years later it was hard
you might have been.
That aligns with some stuffhere, man.
So years go by and Lee decideshe's going to tell his story and
he does an interview with someUFO newspaper company out in New
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York and they publish it Atthis time as well.
While Lee was Throughout theyears, lee noticed something
that he brought up in thisinterview.
He noticed that throughout thelast couple, from the last
couple of years in the 70s upuntil recently, that past couple
decades he noticed that wildherds of caribou and other
animals have been droppingdrastically in not only Alaska
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but other parts of the world too, where UFO sightings have been
seen On average over three years.
According to Lee, wild animalherds lost roughly 50% of their
numbers and this problem isstill ongoing from this day.
He said that three year markFrom when this whole UFO thing
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was in.
What happened in 1972?
He gives off some stats too.
The Brooks Range caribou herdDropped from 200,000 animals in
1972 To less than 75,000 whenthe count was remade in 1976.
What happened to those 125,000other animals?
The Christochina caribou herdin central Alaska dropped from
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20,000 animals to 5,000.
The Nelchina herd dropped from20,000 down to 5,000.
The Forty Mile herd innortheastern Alaska dropped from
40,000 animals to 8,000.
The 40-mile herd innortheastern Alaska dropped from
40,000 animals to 8,000 animalsin just three years.
The delta herd, the one that hewatched get slaughtered, lost
half its number in a few years.
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The Macomb Plateau herd losthalf its animals as well.
The moose which was once soabundant in central Alaska.
More and more moose, he says,could be counted on any day on
an 80-mile drive from DeltaJunction to Paxson, and now
they're very scarce.
Today this drive can be madeover and over again without
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seeing a single damn moose.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Well, I was Googling things related to this and.
I actually read a New YorkTimes article earlier about this
, but just with the Googlesearch that I've got up, I do
see a result that cites a 1999study that says wolves killed
between in this one herd wolveskilled between 2,000 and 3,000
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caribou calves annually from1994 to 1997.
Speaker 3 (42:03):
Goddamn Well.
No aliens, dude Aliens.
Yeah, okay, bad-ass fuckingwolves, Alien wolves, Another
thing to bring up.
The buffalo herd in WoodBuffalo National Park, Alberta
and the Northwest Territoriesdropped from 12,000 to 5,528
animals between 1970 and 1975,with no logical explanation as
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to where the animals went.
The buffalo herd north of thepark dropped from 2,500 animals
down to 1,250 during the sameperiod.
More than 7,000 buffalo areunaccounted for.
Ranchers in the western stateshave reported many of their
livestock deceased and mutilatedand many more missing Boys.
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Do aliens be taking ourlivestock and our wild animals?
Because again he mentions inhis story that these caribou in
this herd just literally vanishout of thin air?
What are they doing with them?
though I don't know.
Well, it goes back to thatthing of like UFOs taking cows.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
I can see them taking like one or two cows and just
like check them out and like seewhat's going on in there, but I
don't see like taking thousands.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
I don't know, man, I don't know, maybe they're using
them for fuel Biofuel, just abig cow chipper.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Yeah, yeah, biofuel yeah, they're using the milk.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
That's what it is they're using milk for fuel.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Yeah, there's a bunch of cows on a bunch of
spaceships, just like hooked upto some titty suckers just
dumping milk into their warpdrives mooey milkers.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
I just thought this was very fascinating, um,
especially again All this shit'shappening around Fort Greeley.
That's what's even morefascinating about it.
We didn't even touch on theAlaska Triangle.
Speaker 4 (43:47):
I can talk about the Alaskan Triangle.
If you want, go for it.
What do you got?
We got time.
So, fun fact, this isn't a partof the Vile of Ordesies, but
it's very, very similar.
So Basically it's very, verysimilar, um, so it basically
it's, uh, like a cousin to thebermuda triangle, right, um, but
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it's, you know, located inalaska.
Um, it's super famous fordisappearances, ufo sightings,
cryptids and just all aroundstrange phenomena, um, so
basically, uh, its location isthree points uh, it's anchorage,
uh, genoa, and I'm I can'tpronounce this word, but it's
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boot kit.
Yeah, no, no, you got it farnorth coast, um, but yeah, it
spans basically most of, like,the rugged, isolated terrain of
alaska.
Um, and uh.
So some weird just points aboutthis uh, triangle um, since
1988, over 16 000 people havegone missing in the alaskan
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triangle, and that is far higherper capita than anywhere else
in the us.
Um, and this triangle accountsfor more than half of Alaska's
Missing persons cases, eventhough it covers a less
populated portion Of the state.
Planes vanish without wreckagehere, hikers disappear without
trace and search parties oftenEnd up with finding nothing here
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.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Wasn't this kind of A part of that missing 401
episode that we did?
This sounds vaguely.
Don't people think that theseare?
Wasn't this kind of a part ofthat missing 401 episode that we
did?
This sounds vaguely.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
Don't people think that?
Speaker 3 (45:25):
these are because there's a bunch of underground
caverns and shit that peoplejust randomly fall into and they
get lost, or something thatsounds familiar to me.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
There's these geological structures underneath
state parks that are causingthis weird shit to happen.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
So that's kind of what the vile of ordeces revert
referred to.
Um, so, basically, what it isis, uh, these are different
regions on earth that arecharacterized by like, uh,
paranormal phenomena and likemass disappearances and just UFO
sightings or just anything likethat.
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Um, that's what these placesare, um, and it's really weird
because if you like look at amap at where these are, they it
kind of like runs like above andbelow the equator uh, in this
instance alaska isn't quitethere, but Um, alaska's way out
of the equator.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
It's like way, way up there exactly so.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
Um, going back to the disappearances, though, in 1972
, there was a disappearance of aHouse Majority Leader, hale
Boggs.
A small aircraft carrying Boggsvanished between Anchorage and
Genoa.
There was like a massive 39-daysearch.
There was no wreckage, nobodies, no, like literally had
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no nothing.
Yeah, so some theories behindthe the Alaskan triangle.
You've got your naturalexplanations right.
So you've got extreme terrain.
They've got very craggy peaks,thick forest and just fields of
ice that you know make searchand rescue almost impossible.
Extremely brutal weather,sudden storms, whiteouts,
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negative 50 degree temperatures,stuff like that.
And then the geomagneticanomalies which you see in most
of these, like triangles thatare very, very easily you know,
machine interference, compass,compass interference, all that
kind of shit.
You, you name it radio, like itjust doesn't work there very
well, um, and then you've gotyour paranormal and ufo theories
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.
Um, the region is rife with ufosightings, um, especially in
connection with mount hayes and,of course, the black pyramid,
like we talked about earlier.
Locals report, you know,glowing orbs, silent aircraft
and just strange aerial lights,and a lot of people believe that
you know their portals todimensional rifts and stuff like
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that, just just like any otherfucking triangle would be.
So you know, you've got a lotof that going on between the
locals and, just like I mean,alaska's got, you know, not the
biggest population, but they'vegot enough people to spread this
kind of shit to.
You know, the mainland states?
Um, you've got some cryptidsand some nature lore here too.
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Uh, there's a thing called thekushtaka, which is a
shape-shifting otter man wholures people to their deaths.
Um, you've got pornits.
I don't know if I'm saying thatright, but it's a race of large
primitive humanoids that, Iguess, attack humans, um, and
some of these stories predatelike colonial times, um, often
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with the stories referring to uh, people being taken by the
others, um, which you know iswhat it is, I guess.
And then, of course, the BlackPyramid is one of the bigger
mysteries that surround thisarea as well, which I went over
already.
But, yeah, there's a lot oflike weird hotspots that are
within this triangle.
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Mount Hayes is like a, a hugelike ufo hotspot.
Uh, like most of the ufostories you'll see, um are here
in alaska, happen around mounthayes.
Um, you've got lake.
Uh, I want to say it's liamanaI'm a lot of these names I'm
just gonna butcher the shit outof but frequent, frequent
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cryptid sightings going on atthis lake, and and then Gnome
has so many disappearances thatit actually inspired the movie
the Fourth Kind, if you've seenthat.
Oh yeah, I was disappointedwith that movie.
Speaker 2 (49:30):
I thought that movie was fucked up.
Speaker 3 (49:33):
Well, I was more disappointed because the
marketing for it was all like oh, this is real found footage of
people in that area and it'sjust fucking Mia Jovovich.
So I was a little disappointedbecause they just straight up
lied.
I thought I was actually seeingsome freaky footage.
No, it's all fake shit.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
I mean, I haven't seen it since I was like a
teenager probably, but like Itried watching it for the first.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
I watched it for the first time, maybe like three
years ago.
It's quite boring.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
I remember when I saw it.
I remember it being scary asshit.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Okay, okay, the end that's fine, but like.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
I said I was pretty honest, it's something with owls
man Freaky.
Speaker 4 (50:14):
But uh, oh yeah, it was owls.
I think it was supposed to belike a but either way.
Um, but yeah, I mean again, wekind of talked about this
earlier too, but I guess there'slike a big uh travel channel
episode about this uh trianglewhere you can see some shit
about it.
But other than that, that's thekind of the basics of it.
Uh, very in a nutshell kind ofway, but really really Really,
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really interesting actually.
Speaker 3 (50:39):
Yeah, and again, all this is happening around Fort
Greeley, except the triangle,it's kind of everywhere.
Speaker 4 (50:45):
Yeah, the triangle encompasses that.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
But yeah, I wonder how much of this, all these
sightings and everything andmissing peoples and all that?
I wonder how much of this isbecause there's such a rampant
alcohol problem in Alaska.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
They got nothing to do.
They're just fucking wasted.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
I just looked up the statistics, and 38% of Alaskan
men are binge drinkers and 13%of the women are.
So 40% of the dudes out inAlaska are just drunk as piss
all the time.
Speaker 2 (51:15):
Binge drinking has a pretty low standard.
I think drinking like fourdrinks in like a two hour period
or something like that istechnically binge drinking.
Oh, a hundred percent of thepeople on this show are binge
drinkers, so I don't think.
Speaker 4 (51:32):
I guess I'm binge drinking right now.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
Either way, I do wonder what all this is about,
and I hope we find some sort ofI don't know answer someday.
That'd be cool, but today isnot that day.
No, no, it's not.
You boys got anything else youwant to talk about when it comes
to aliens and Fort Greeley?
Speaker 2 (51:54):
Five or more drinks for men in a single sitting is
considered binge drinking 40% ofAlaskans have five or more
drinks a day.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
Well, no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
Not a day.
And if you sit down and startdrinking and you don't stop
drinking until you've drank atleast five drinks, that is
considered binge drinking itdoesn't have to be on it Drink
five, but anyway, oh yeah, lookat 3.5.
But anyway, oh yeah, look atyou.
I think it's all the nuke wastethat they pumped into the
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fucking ground in the 70s and60s.
That's what I think.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
It's a little bit more extreme than lead poisoning
.
Speaker 2 (52:34):
A little bit.
Speaker 4 (52:38):
Not extreme enough.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
I think the lightning theory for the caribou Makes
sense honestly.
Speaker 3 (52:44):
Yeah, that happens quite often, actually, like if
they were standing in like water.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
Like real shallow water or something I could 100%
see it.
Speaker 3 (52:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (52:55):
I read an article that was kind of similar to that
, where like a group of cows gotstruck by lightning and like 25
cows died instantly.
Speaker 2 (53:03):
I mean lightning will fuck you up yeah, and out there
in.
Alaska.
It's got nothing else to hit,so like if there's like a guy if
there's like a tree stump inthe middle of like a marshy area
where there was like shallowwater and they were standing in
that and it like hits that treestump, I could a hundred percent
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see it like blowing up thattree stump, make it a crater and
like killing everything.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (53:30):
I can.
Speaker 3 (53:30):
I can buy the lightning strike theory.
Speaker 4 (53:33):
The the lightning since moving to Florida.
Um, you know, in the Midwest weget a ton of lightning and
whatnot, but uh, since moving toFlorida, fucking, the lightning
is like on a whole differentlevel than I've ever seen before
and it's it's like lower to theground, like the clouds are all
like way lower to the ground.
So when lightning strikes it'slike loud and like right in your
(53:55):
face and it just like rumblesthe whole earth like I've never
felt like lightning rumble mywhole house, like it does here.
And like we get likethunderstorms and stuff like all
the time, and they're not likesevere like you get in the
midwest where you're like, ohfuck, is it gonna hail or is it
a tornado, like it's just likelong periods of rain and
thunderstorms and it's actuallyreally nice because I enjoy that
(54:16):
.
But I've never seen or heardlightning like I have here and
we were actually at the parksone day and it started to
thunderstorm while we were atthe park.
So we're like, oh shit, likelet's get out of the park and go
like drink at some of thehotels or whatever, and we're
like trying to like walk back tothe car and I seriously I've
never seen lightning this closewithout you know being hit by it
(54:38):
before.
Um, I've never been hit by it,so that doesn't really make
sense.
But I've never seen lightningthat close to me before is what
I'm trying to say.
And this is like walking infront of me and I just see her
fucking, this big crack ofthunder comes down and I just
see her turn around and juststart fucking running and I've
never seen someone move thatfast.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
But it was so crazy like I can't even imagine what
being hit by lightning feelslike and it kind of it's like
kind of scary as fuck, not gonnathere's a dude like a truck
driver that got hit by lightningbecause he was like driving
down the road and he was hanginghis arm out the window and the
lightning hit his arm and nowhe's got like he's.
He's fine, but he has likethese scars where the lightning
(55:19):
went through his veins and itlooks super cool yeah.
Speaker 4 (55:23):
Oh, yeah, like that before.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
There's a guy you might have seen him.
There's a guy in Yorkville thatgot hit by lightning and he
used to come into the AT&T thatI worked at and I made a.
It was one of those thingswhere, like you, you can't help
but stare because you see thescars yeah, I'm like off his
whole body and it looked reallycool.
I was like, hey, man, uh, oryou bend in lightning or like
(55:50):
the avatar over there and he'slike what I was like I'm sorry,
it's a show, it's a cartoon.
This man was like 70 years oldand I'm like, hey, you bend in
lightning, like, like.
And there was a guy was like 70years old.
Speaker 4 (56:02):
I'm like, hey, you've been in lightning, like Ang and
Corey was a guy that got struckby lightning seven times and
didn't die.
Hell yeah, what a man.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
That's a really long amount of time.
That's a really tall amount oftime to live and not die.
Speaker 4 (56:16):
Guess what his name was Lightning McQueen.
Yeah, you got it.
You got it.
Yeah, it was.
It was roy, it was just roysullivan.
Speaker 3 (56:28):
Oh, that's not fun at all.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
Well, everybody thank you for joining us on this I
mentioned that I read this newyork times article from 1972
about the caribou and towardsthe bottom of the article
there's a snippet that I thoughtwas funny, that, just talking
about the government, it sayswhen they were trying to turn
the land over or before that Iguess they said the Alaskan Army
Command insists that there isno toxic chemical in confirming
(56:51):
the temporary loss of about 50nerve gas canisters.
Sunk in the 1960s, it sunk in1967 at blueberry Lake about 35
miles from the carcasses.
So the army, straight up, justfucking lost 50 caskets of nerve
(57:16):
gas in this Lake.
Speaker 3 (57:18):
Sounds about right.
Speaker 2 (57:18):
They were like whoopsie.
Speaker 4 (57:20):
Why are the fish acting?
Speaker 3 (57:22):
weird fuck's wrong with the fish in Alaska.
Well, everybody, thank you forjoining us on this weird Alaskan
themed ride.
Go find us.
You can find us everywherewe're.
Don't look under the internetor dilute pod everywhere.
(57:42):
Send us an email.
Deloitte pod at gmailcom.
Do that.
Send us an email.
Just talk to us, yeah, justtalk to us.
Speaker 4 (57:50):
We're lonely.
Please Tell Mike about your day.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
Yeah, and if you ever come across an Alaskan dad,
he's probably Irradiated fromFort Greeley, so don't touch him
.
Matt what you got.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
I'll ask you this what are you doing later?
Speaker 3 (58:14):
Are you asking me?
Speaker 2 (58:16):
I'll ask anybody.
Speaker 3 (58:18):
What am I doing later ?
Not a whole lot.
What are you?
You doing later?
Speaker 2 (58:23):
I'll ask you this china trying to do an alaska
joke.
Speaker 3 (58:29):
Oh, I get it oh, I'll ask you this.
Oh, I get it yeah I'm juststupid, it's all good.
Fort Fort Greeley I hardly knewher.
Speaker 4 (58:44):
Doug, what do you got ?
Speaker 3 (58:49):
Um, I don't know, man Doug, I'll ask you this what?
Speaker 2 (58:53):
do you got that's a great joke, Mike.
Speaker 3 (58:56):
Thanks, dude.
Yeah, where'd you hear it?
Speaker 4 (59:01):
Some fucking idiot, some dipshit.
I don't know, man.
I'll ask you this though um, Idon't know, is that just like
beans?
Beans, alaskan aliens, blackpyramid.
I thought you had a rhyme, butyou obviously didn't if you
don't, if you don't know, nowyou do Beans beans Alaskan
(59:26):
greens.
The magical fruit Yep.
The more you eat, the more youtoot.
Speaker 3 (59:32):
Thanks everybody, Bye .
Speaker 2 (59:34):
I'll ask you this Get lost.
Speaker 3 (59:36):
Skedad, I'll ask you this why are you still here?
Speaker 4 (59:41):
Why are you still here?
Please leave.
Speaker 2 (59:59):
Don't look under the internet.
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