DLUTI 198 - Weird Youtube: Apollo 13 Animations and Birthing Videos - Don't Look Under the Internet

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Speaker 4 (00:17):
Don't look under the internet now what's our gamers
issue, boy, and I'm here to tellyou about a podcast I'm
listening to what the fuck justwent?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
in this corner of the ring we got Jason.
No.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
No, then what's your name, jason?
Continue, my guy In that corner.
We got Matt.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
It feels like it's been a long time.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
It kind of has it has .
And in that corner we got Doug.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Hey, first time here.
Just happy to be a part ofthings.
I hate you Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I will see myself out and I'm Michael, as always, so
welcome I like how the firstlink under the YouTube section
of the outline is a Facebooklink.
Yeah, Someone did notunderstand the assignment.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
If you click it, it it goes to YouTube okay.
I don't know why I did that.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
He's got you on a technicality while you're there,
check out all the AI photosthat my grandma's falling for.
This is Jackie.
She's celebrating her 79thbirthday and no one came, so she
baked her own cake and she'ssuper sad about it.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
You ever see those photos yes usually a bunch of
soldiers if I see one moreBigfoot vlogs video I'm probably
gonna laugh, because I reallyenjoy those I like that's what
AI should have been made for.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, the Star Wars ones are not as funny, if you
ask me.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
The Star Wars ones are peak.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I've been saying have you guys been seeing the ones
about like the Pleasant Mart,like the grocery shopping ones,
where they're like we're down atthe Pleasant Mart asking
shoppers like what you buying?
And it's always like this olddude just being like ah yeah,
I'm trying to find some pussy tosmell, like he's just doing
weird shit.
It's pretty good, interesting.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Trying to find some pussy to smell Anyway.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Some pussy.
I'm not even kidding, it's likeexactly what Welcome to.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Don't Look Under the.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Internet.
Yeah, this is.
We haven't even introduced theshow fully, we just kind of
started talking about shit.
This is Don't Look Under theinternet a podcast about uh, old
men that like to smell puss.
Um, uh, so today is gonna be aninteresting I don't know how I

(02:58):
can even follow up with what youcan't.
There's nothing.
Um.
He's like, are you stuck on thesmell and puss?
I of am.
I don't want to hear that again.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
So today, Can you turn Jason's mic down?
Just a smidge Mine.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
And I turn mine up a smidge.
There you go perfect.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
That makes no sense to me.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
So today I figured let's have a fun day and one of
my favorite things to do BecauseI have nothing else to do with
my time is I like to go onYouTube and I just find some
weird shit.
Now, I'm not trying to say Ifound the best weird shit today,
Neither did I.

(03:41):
But y'all got some stiffcompetition.
I found some juicy bangers onYouTube that I'm really excited
to show you boys about.
But before we get into thetopic, I just want to hit us up
with the old-fashioned deludingHow's above your head Keeping.
We have a person that I want togive a shout-out, actually, a
couple people.
First and foremost, we gotGhost, ghost, ghost.

(04:06):
Oh yeah, we're going to play agame.
Is it good Name, is it?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
good, it's fine.
It's probably not your name,it's just a word.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
That's true.
I don't think your name isGhost, unless you're like a
Danny Phantom type of person.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Or a Call of Duty character.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Yeah, speaking of Ghosts, our other character is
Beware the Gray Ghost.
That's a fun name.
So one of you is scared of theother.
Yeah, yeah.
So we got ghosts.
And then following it up, isthe warning for the ghosts.
Why don't?

Speaker 3 (04:38):
you come here to get away.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I like names that are instructions.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Like step one Pour mozzarella on your fingers.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, it gives me A sense of direction in life.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
You heard him Big nugget hot cheese.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
I love that direction .
It's the best direction I couldever see.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
You take a jug, put some cheese in it.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
You heard him Next person.
What do you think they're up to?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
I don't know.
I recently remembered Bigfootsister, bitch fat, as I was
scrolling through the scores theother day.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
And I was like oh yeah that's a classic too.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
When we had that new one, I was like 15 pounds of
butter in a bathtub or somethinglike that.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, oh, it was a lot Also.
15 pounds of anything would notfill a bathtub.
Oh, it's a lot.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Also a 15 pounds of anything would not fill a
bathtub.
So what I'm hearing is youeither need to be an instruction
or just a very descriptivething Like a bunch of adjectives
and a noun.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
You really can't leave up any room for
interpretation, because we willtake that and interpret.
Be as explicit.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
We will do your job.
Be as explicit as you can be inthe confines of what they will
allow you to name yourself.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Right.
Yeah, we're not asking for muchhere we're not asking for a lot
here.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Change your name on Patreon, everyone.
Our next one is Blitz Fox.
Blitz Fox, that's fun.
You know what?
I'm going to give all of these,except the Grey Ghost Warning
one that one's going to get agood.
The.
I'm going to give all of these,except the gray ghost warning
one that one's going to get agood, the other is going to get
a fine.
It's not bad.
It's not bad.
They're not like you said.
It's not like.
This is Derek.
I'm like, except if your namewas this is Derek.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
That might not be right.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Okay, yeah, that's a different story.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
But this is, this is descriptive.
Sheena Easton and she's here inyour pocket, in your Patreon
now if you were like Derek, theguy who eats 15 pounds of lard
and bath tub shits smooth, Iassume that's what would happen
if you ate a bunch of lard it'sjust a large colon pressed log

(06:44):
of lard that comes out.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Yeah, you can resell it.
Real nice, you can resell it.
It's like that story that youtold a while ago of the person
that was like what would happenif you ate just horse semen or
whatever?
Yeah, yeah, it's that kind ofsituation Exactly so good
outcomes only.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
So today, like I said , we're going to be scouring
YouTube To find some juicybangers on YouTube.
Who wants to go first?
Anyone daring enough to gofirst?
Oh, we.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Well, I don't know how many everyone has, but I
have like a handful.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
I have one channel With about 500 that we could
look at I got five channels,whoa I have well, I have four
channels, but mine arerelatively small.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
I went down kind of a weird rabbit hole of looking
for things and then I gotsidetracked on a couple like
specific topics That'll happen,and then I yeah, so I just I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
It doesn't matter, I have one channel and a pet
project.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
So let's do this, let's each do one.
You know, we'll just go in arotation I do one, and then
we'll do, doug do one, then wedo Matt doing that.
We Doug do one, then we do Mattdo one, then we let Chase do
one.
Then back to me, how's thatsound Sound good.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
I want you guys to let me know after mine if you'd
like to dive into other videoson the channel.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
I don't know.
I'm like that with one of minetoo.
Is this going?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
to spawn like an entire saga, like we had the
whole fucking virtual ascensionsaga.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
One can only hope, I really hope, this channel does
not spawn that honestly, one ofmy channels could probably be
its own episode, but I didn'twant to talk about it that much
and you'll definitely understandwhy at some point.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
So okay yeah, well, to start things off, on my end,
I have a channel that doesn'treally have a great name to find
, it's just three dots, but thehandle is everyone underscore is
underscore connected.
Now this channel has fourvideos attached to it.

(09:00):
They're all like very short.
These four videos go fromanywhere from 15 seconds to a
minute 21 seconds.
Like they're very short andthey're all like very short.
These four videos go fromanywhere from 15 seconds to a
minute 21 seconds.
Like they're very short andthey're just like weird ambient
noise to like weird distortedkind of video game playthrough.
It's not much going on here,but they got 60,000 subscribers

(09:24):
and their most recent upload has2.5 million views and again,
it's just like a video gameplaythrough.
There's not a whole lot goingon here.
Well, I guess this one's notthis one, it's more like ambient
video game landscapes yeah,this looks like a waterfall from
Unreal 1.

(09:44):
Yeah, yeah, but they're all kindof like that.
The first one is literally thetitle is just question marks and
then like if you go to like theI don't know how to describe it
If you click on a video and yougo down to the profile picture,

(10:06):
it's five symbols.
But if you're looking at theprofile itself, it's got a
different profile picture.
It's an eye.
So I'm like who the fuck?
What's happening here?
And on top of it, if you go ontheir homepage, it's because the
channel name is a bunch of newlines.

(10:26):
And then that little thing.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
That little thing that you're perceiving as the
channel icon is actually in thename is what's happening it
looks like the channel icon, butthey've strategically
positioned it such that it it'sgotcha well, if you go to home,
you'll see where you would havelike a description of the
channel.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
It's justcha.
Well, if you go to home, you'llsee where you would have like a
description of the channel.
It's just like a broken emoji,like that little xbox and then
just the word dell d-e-l.
Over and over and over again.
And they have one other channelon here called dream makers, as
20, about 30,000 subscribers,and they do pretty much the same
thing, just a bit more.
A few, just more videos likepretty much the same thing, just

(11:05):
a bit more.
A few, just more videos likeit's the same, like video game,
ambient noise, stuff.
I don't know what this channelis and why it's more popular
than us, and I'm mad at thatbecause, god damn it, I don't do
much here.
You don't do much here.
I just want to get subscribersand I want to do better than

(11:27):
this fucking 4 video channelthat uploads video games where
sounds are just like.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Why do better when we could just do that?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
2.5 million views.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I will have to say I'm really enjoying the fact
that they're playingCounter-Strike 1.6.
Yeah, Did you ask how I foundthis.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Counter-Strike 1.6.
Yeah, yep Did you ask how Ifound this Counter-Strike, the
best.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
So I found this because, with the amount of shit
that I look up from this showevery now and then, kind of like
that video, that episode we didon that, like 312895, yadda,
yadda, yadda this popped up in asimilar fashion was just like
something you might want towatch.
And it's just like here's this,what do you?

Speaker 3 (12:09):
think, and I'm like that other one turned out to be
like glitch art, right.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
I don't remember, I really don't remember what it
was that's actually funny.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
You say that, mike, because that's actually how I
got my first topic of this too.
It was recommended to me and Iwas like why I okay, hold topic
of this?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
too.
It was recommended to me and Iwas like why?
Okay, hold up, hold up.
Sorry, I gotta cut the streamand start it again because my
VPN automatically connected andnow every single time I click on
something on YouTube, it asksme to do a caption.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I've been watching you do this and I was like oh.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
I'm taking my sweatshirt off.
It's warmer down here than.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
I thought you were putting your hoodie on.
I'm like what?

Speaker 4 (12:52):
I was a little cold little nipple boy and I'm warm
oh band twitch we got nips onstream, I got titties on fucking
twitch.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
They're banned from the chat for public streams.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Oh man they almost got a fucking.
We got nips on stream.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I got titties on fucking Twitter.
You're banned from the chat forpublic streams, oh, no, oh man,
they almost got a fucking.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Oh my God, Okay, I'm putting away my ASAP Ferg hoodie
.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Double check your stream key.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
How's everyone doing?

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Ooh, so how's everyone doing Boo?

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Boo, what if it just froze and it was just mics and
nips on?

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Twitch, that'd be nice.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Only mics.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Only mics.
Can we please throw up just anhour and not a still frame, like
I want Mike to stand literallyjust shirt up in front of a
camera, like just in the middleof a room, for like a whole hour
.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
I know I really want us to do like the old girls gone
wild commercials get the steeldrum playing in the back like
man, they used to be the shitback in the day.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
You were like all right, I'm up at midnight, maybe
we'll see the commercial.
Come on.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Didn't that guy go to jail for sex trafficking or
something?

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Probably no.
He fled to Mexico.
So he didn't go to jail.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
He wanted for sex trafficking.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yes, he is.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
He is guilty of sex trafficking.
He can't be charged.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Thanks, mexico.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Thanks Obama, thanks Obama.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
How's the stream looking better?

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Let me just click on a YouTube video.
Let's see.
I'm sending you a book, page itwas like every time I clicked
on a YouTube video.
It was like click on the buses.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Click my bus, please.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Is there a bus there?
Yeah, we gooch oh.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
We fawmkin goochin Topical.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Topical.
Okay, anyway, welcome backvideo.
We never stopped.
So everyone else heardeverything we were talking about
.
But yeah, that's this.
Everyone is connected.
There's not a whole lot going onwith this at the moment.
I'm sure it's just some dudelike, hey, can I make some
bullshit and put it online andsee if it gathers attention.
But I could be wrong.

(15:20):
But yeah, I'm not going to lie.
The biggest reason I wannabring this up and the reason I'm
doing this YouTube one Isbecause the last one we did I
talked about Fucking Was itBosco Bosco Park?
And it was really Really small.
No one going on that.
I was like, oh, this will befun to bring up.
Didn't think there was enoughOn it to do a topic.
And God damn, nightmind's likehey is like hey, I'm going to do

(15:41):
an episode on it and take allthe fucking credit from Deluty's
own Mike Allen, because I'm theone that discovered that first,
nightmind.
I'm the video game guy.
I'm the first to discovereveryone's connected now too.
So if I see Nightmind doing afucking video on everyone's
connected, I know he's listeningto us.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
He's ripping our fucking shit off His fucking red
web.
They totally toast me rippingour fucking shit off is fucking
Red Web.
They totally toast me rippingour shit off.
They 100% watch this and takeideas from us.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
They even did.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
March Monsters.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
My brain child that went so well.
I mean, I think it went okay.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
I think we were real tired of it by the end.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah.
I think we're all just donewith it Wasn't that during the
fucking, weren't we doing thatduring fucking Ash Vlog?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yes, that is why there's the reason Two real bad
things to try to do at the sametime.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, we really screwed the pooch on that one.
Well, Doug, what do you got forus?
Alright, so the first one I'mgoing to talk about, Matt, if
you want to queue it up, isactually the very top link, the
RG Jubilee.
So this channel is titled RGJubilee and it's got almost four

(16:58):
and a half thousand subscribers, 431 videos on this channel,
and this was just recommended tome, probably because I watch
weird shit on my own youtube.
But, like, I can't even begin totell you what the fuck is going
on here.
Um, if you just scroll throughthe videos, like, if you're just
looking at the videos on thischannel, um, it's like a mixture

(17:21):
of cartoons, 3dD, like animated, and then like actual videos of
this woman, and I really trulydo not know what the purpose of
this is.
But, like, for like a coupleweeks, she was doing only Apollo
13 stuff and then there's a lotof Rock of Fire Explosion.

(17:44):
If you're familiar with that,she does a lot of stuff with
that in her videos.
Um, I obviously did not gothrough and watch all of these
videos, but if you were to puton like any fucking like video,
you're just going to be likewhat, what the fuck is going on
Like?

Speaker 4 (17:59):
uh it just none of it .

Speaker 1 (18:01):
None of it makes sense.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
There's one birthday.
Some of these say two and ahalf hours long yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Oh yeah, Some of them are very long.
Some are like three minutes,five minutes, Some are 15.
And then there's like a twohour, a three, Like there's no
rhyme or reason to this, and Ilike this one is just called the
Singing Embryo, Like what thefuck?

Speaker 3 (18:20):
This is a whole movie , froggy.
Oh my God, I almost did this.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Except it says string the Apollo 13 astronauts at the
bottom.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (18:31):
But it is a whole fucking movie.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Yeah, there's like some weird underline, like weird
religious shit happening heretoo.
I think, oh yeah, oh yeah, oneof them like I, I don't know, I,
I really I like I said there'sprobably enough here to do a
whole, a whole ass fucking likeepisode on right you should have

(18:57):
saved this for an episode we,but there's no, no one's telling
us we can't do this.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
We're gonna have to revisit this one because I
haven't deep-dived this at all.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I didn't want to deep-dive it.
I just wanted to bring it topeople's attention that there's
this woman doing weird fuckingshit on her phone.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
She's in front of a coronavirus.
Can we make this?
Our little dancing avatar inthe corner of all of our videos
Sure.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
In the bottom corner.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Just down in the bottom it's that fucking purple.
What was that?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah, I have to assume that she's doing most of
this stuff or taking assets fromsomething else, because I know
a lot of it's some movie ripsthat she's done, but she puts a
lot of.
There's a lot of editinghappening here and I'm not
really sure what, what, what thefuck.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
I hope that's edited.
No, I don't this.
I don't know if there's a lotof editing that goes into this.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
This is what she looks like.
This looks like that shit fromlike e christmas cards that you
would like put your face on anelf and they dance yeah, this is
yeah, like terrence and parentsand Philip, yeah.
This is RG Jubilee.
This is fucking weird.
I'm not going to lie, though.
That Earth Day, like likespinning Earth like logo thing,

(20:16):
I would have that as like abackground.
That's like a really coollooking like retro Earth effect
thing.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
This one's better, I think 2000, the four horses.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
What in the fuck am I looking at, right?

Speaker 3 (20:28):
now.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Yeah, audio or audio only listeners.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
I'm sorry, yeah, I'm just I don't know a good way to
describe this.
It's like it's like bad, likeearly 2000s 3D modeling, but
then it's like people dancing ina volcano and there's flames on
a deck.
And then there was a lion onfire.
Yeah, now this house is sinkinginto the river.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I'm telling you, this lady has too much time on her
hands and I guarantee she's justdoing this shit in some program
like.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
I guarantee it.
Now it just says war andthere's a horse on the screen.
Four horses declared death andhell, how many videos are there,
there's a horse on the screen,four horses declared Death and
hell.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
How many videos are there?
There's 431.
Jesus Christ, oh my God.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Kill a quarter part of world wit, sword and death
and beasts of the earth.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
When was the most recent upload?
Two months ago.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
So she's active, she's active, she's active, oh
my god and her most popularvideo is fucking 32 minutes long
, has 82,000 views and it's justcalled Jan and Phil in low just
for kids.
Cd animated by RosalieGranziano dot WMV.

(21:44):
This explains a lot.
It is a full claymation rip ofoh my god, oh yeah.
She also clearly likes Trump,thank you Does she.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Because that fucking thing looks like she hates Trump
.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Chucky.
So now what we're looking at islike one of those monkey dolls
with the symbols that smacktogether, but it's Trump and
it's sitting in her lap.
This is like a real live action.
This isn't weirdly edited.
This is just a video of her inher house.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
I mean, there are people in the background that
are yes, yeah, there are we talkabout.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
There are cardboard cutouts in the background.
They're moving men Olympicathletes, I guess.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Those are just real and they're moving around.
I thought, they were animated,but those are like mechanical.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
It's like they took a cardboard cutout and she put
some mechanism to make them.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh no, they're Apollo astronauts.
That's what they are.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
While trying to figure that out, I didn't
realize what was going on withthe fucking monkey Trump thing,
his eyeballs are coming out ofhis head and it's fucking
hilarious.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
So not only according to this video, not only is she
an editor and can edit hervideos, but also she's some sort
of engineer, because someonehad to make that mechanism for
those cardboard cutouts in thebackground.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Maybe her cursed son Polly got it for her.
The description of this videosays my cursed son Polly got me
this cute Trump doll.
It is a lot of fun.
Thank you, Love it.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
What the fuck is a cursed son?
Someone in the comments let usknow?

Speaker 2 (23:22):
I really hope that isn't supposed to be two
separate words.
Her cursed son probably.
That's exactly what this is.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
This is cursed as fuck what?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
is that.
But yeah, this is what sent medown the rabbit hole of the rest
of my videos.
I was like, okay, well, this islike semi-popular.
There's 4,000 people at leastthat have seen this.
There's a ton of videos herehere.
They're getting a lot of views.
And then I kind of went downthis you'll see, with my other

(23:51):
and my other stuff.
I went to like weird unlistedand uh, like really really low
view count videos.
I kind of went down this likejust a weird slope of of how
much weirder can I find, youknow?

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Oh good, so this is the least weird Gotta, gotta,
gotta.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Fantastic, I'm upset that we're starting the episode
with this because I don't thinkit can get.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
It's gone off the wheels immediately.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yeah, you should have done that a bit.
It's only going to get worseBecause.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
I'm not going to get worse.
What?
Because I'm not going to lie.
I thought I had bangers.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
I think you just want to see.
We're just speechless.
The audio listeners are justlike what the fuck is happening.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
What is going on right now?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I'm currently watching a video called Biggie
2025 Ship 5566 Movie.
That is two hours and nineminutes long, and it is 100%
something that she someone made.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
This is Flash right.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
I guess it's the Apollo astronauts with a dog and
Elon Musk flying to the moon.
Things are happening.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
There's no good way to describe this.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Oh, the dog's dancing now.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Oh, hell, yeah, oh, she's in the back yeah, she is
in the back.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
So do you think she really loves uh, apollo 13 and
nasa?

Speaker 2 (25:15):
well, let me, let's see if this description tells us
anything.
Hi everybody, it is that timeagain to celebrate my 55 year of
my Apollo 13 cartoons.
This one is a big special forthis day and mouth because it
celebrates also the real missionof Apollo 13 too.
Also, it celebrates SpaceX andthe starship with Elon Musk.

(25:35):
So sit back and enjoy this funshow.
It's funny.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Does she just have some sort of mental disorder.
Is this just dementia orsomething?

Speaker 2 (25:47):
I don't think somebody with dementia could
make this yeah that's fair.
My uncle's got dementia and,like he, can't remember how to
like answer a phone call, soyeah, it's definitely it's.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
I think it's just the way I titled it, and you
probably saw this, matt.
It's just lady with too muchtime on her hands, is what I
think.
It's just the way I titled it,and you probably saw this, matt.
It's just lady with too muchtime on her hands, is what I
think wow, okay, what in?

Speaker 3 (26:13):
the ass you're welcome none of us said thank
you, doug, I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
I'm very happy that I heard this you didn't even say
thank you.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
You said it with your eyes.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
I don't know what that fucking thing is, but I
very happy that I heard this.
You didn't even say thank you,you said it with your eyes.
I don't know what that fuckingthing is, but I'm happy that it
exists.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
I'm fucking here for it tomorrow when I leave for
work, I'm gonna throw thischannel on on my living room tv
and just see what kind of textmessages I get throughout the
day please do that, please okayour oh fuck, we just have a
camera just like yeah, reactionjust dead, stop like what the?

Speaker 4 (26:49):
fuck well um Matt.
How do you top it I?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
can't, I 100% cannot so mine um Jesus Christ, all
right yeah, I think you won thenight on that one, doug.
Real talk.
Mine is a YouTube channel.
I hope so.

(27:17):
Well, rather than a video.
You know what, Mike.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Why you gotta be such a hater.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Okay, let me pull my fucking shit up.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
It's in my blood.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
So my thing is YosemiteBear62.
Some people may have heard ofthis man.
If not, you may be familiarwith the double rainbow video.
Yeah, oh no, yeah, so thedouble rainbow video.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
He died.
Oh my God, I'm so happy you'redoing this.
Sorry, matt, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
So the Double Rainbow video is a video that was
uploaded in 2010.
And it like blew up.
It became super viral.
But it was posted on YouTube bythis guy named YosemiteBear62.
His username at the time wasactually HungryBear9562, but his

(28:06):
name was Paul Vasquez.
He used to be a truck driverand he quit his job and he
bought an eight-acre plot ofland right outside of Yosemite
National Park, which is why he'scalled Yosemite Bear.
His nickname is Bear.
He calls himself Bear in all ofhis videos.
So he started vlogging abouthis life around 2007.

(28:28):
And on January 8th of 2010, heposted the famous Double Rainbow
video, which is just calledYosemite Mountain.
Double Rainbow 1810.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
How many views do?

Speaker 2 (28:45):
you think that has 51 million views.
It's just him in his front yardnear Yosemite and there's two
rainbows going across the skyand he's like, oh my god, it's a
double fucking rainbow.
And he's losing his mind and healmost breaks down crying in
this video because he's likeit's so beautiful all the way um

(29:07):
.
so anyway, jimmy kimmel repostedthis to his twitter account and
said that it was the funniestvideo in the world, and after
that happened, it gained over amillion views, and then it just
kept growing and growing andgrowing to today where it's got
51 million views.
And he was in the.

(29:34):
So Vasquez was interviewedabout this later and he claims
he was sober when the video wasrecorded and he ended up going
on a bunch of talk shows,including Kemmel and Tosh oh,
which I didn't even know, Toshoh no, was still a thing at 2010
.
But oh shit, yeah.
So he went on Tosh.0, and heended up getting lots of roles
in a bunch of commercials.

(29:55):
But that's not what'sparticularly interesting about
this.
What's particularly interestingabout this is he died in 2020.
So in a Facebook post on May3rd 2020, he said that he wasn't
feeling good and that he wasfeeling feverish and that he was
having trouble breathing and hedidn't go to the hospital, and

(30:16):
he said that he looked forwardto being reincarnated and
enjoying the ride.
So he died in the emergency roomthe next or the next day, on no
a few days later, may 11th ormay 9th.
So he died in the emergencyroom.
Apparently, he was tested forcovid, but the results of the
test weren't actually publiclyreleased.
He was 57 at the time.

(30:38):
It's he had some health issues.
If you go through and watchsome of his videos, um, people
pretty much agree that he gotCOVID and died as a combination
of COVID and his poor health ingeneral.
The interesting part is, if yougo to YosemiteBear62, the
YouTube page, you will notice avideo was posted a day ago and

(31:00):
five days ago and six days agoand six days ago, and multiple
uploads a day for the past fiveyears.
How's this possible?
Well, it turns out that thisguy had scheduled.
He recorded so many videos ofhis life and they're just like
random little snippets of thingsthat he was doing or whatever

(31:21):
he was up to for the day.
Or just him talking to thecamera and he scheduled them
years in advance.
One Reddit post claims thatthis that he scheduled in 15
years into the future.
I'm not sure.
It's a long time, that number.
I couldn't actually find like asource for the 15 years, but
nevertheless, we're here fiveyears on and they're still being

(31:43):
posted and, like I said, it's alot of fucking videos.
They're like multiple minuteslong and it's like multiple,
sometimes multiple videos a day,but it's interesting to like
see this guy's life.
Um, there's a bunch ofdifferent plot lines going on
here, because they're posted outof order.
So the date that they'rerecorded is in the title of the

(32:05):
video, but they're just postedin completely random order.
So, like a month ago heuploaded something from 2015.
But then a couple days beforethat, he may have uploaded
something from 2019.
A couple days before that, andso, like you see these things
that he's going through, but youget snippets of it as they're

(32:26):
uploaded.
Um, there is so like he got abunch of attention for being
this really, um, kind of humble,seeming like super jovial, like
friendly, like teddy bear kindof guy.
Um the weird part of this is, ifyou dig into the videos, you

(32:49):
start to see that, like he isnot exactly what he seems to be
on the on the surface.
Like there's one video where hetalks about actually being
severely depressed and notwanting to be alive anymore and
that his his, uh he at one pointhe had lost 180 pounds and then
he broke his ankle and then hegained all the weight back and

(33:10):
he said that he didn't want tobe alive anymore and that if he
could get some money, he wouldgo to Thailand and try to get
his ankle operated on.
You can tell, like in some ofthe vlog videos, that his mental
state kind of goes up and downand he definitely had some stuff
going on.
One of the most disturbingthings, I think, is so around

(33:35):
2015 I think it started in 2014.
This ended in late 2015.
I think he met this met thiswoman named Laura, and Laura
shows up and starts living withhim and there's some really
uncomfortable videos where hestarts filming her when she

(33:59):
obviously doesn't want to befilmed, and then there's a
really uncomfortable video whereshe actually records a vlog on
her own and and she talks abouthow, like things aren't going
well with bear, and then shestarts to say some like really

(34:20):
uncomfortable stuff about him,like how he's kind of
manipulative and that he's notexactly what he seems like he is
on the camera.
This video only has 300 views,so I think almost nobody knows
that this kind of stuff is therebut the deeper you dig into it,
the more it's like she.
She says in this video that heover shares to an extreme degree

(34:43):
and he 100 over shares to anextreme degree.
So if you want to get realuncomfortable by like digging
into a dead person's psyche andlike seeing every intimate
moment of their life, here'shere you go for you and it's
gonna keep coming for the next10 years yeah, that's wild.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Yeah, I'm so happy you brought that up, because the
first time I heard that story Iheard that he kept uh, he
scheduled posts like x amount oftime in advance.
Um, but I was always kind ofunder the impression that this
guy was like a I don't know likean internet idol.
Kind of like the impressionthat this guy was like a
internet idol, kind of likesomeone you aspire to be a good
person all through and through.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
But it's, it's he may have been a good guy because,
like most people, most peopleonly put out like what they want
you to see, right, everybody?
Has moments they're not proudof and like things about them
that they wish people didn'tknow.
This guy didn't hide any ofthat shit.

(35:44):
Yeah, like she.
Obviously she recorded thevideo, but he had to have posted
it yeah, right, right.
So he was like yeah, he chose tobe like I want people to see
this, and there's videos wherehe's like talking about her
breaking up with him and thenthere's like a video where he
talks about she gets mad at himbecause he posted a video that
she didn't want filmed and thenit ended up on the front page of

(36:07):
Reddit.
And it's just like even when hefucks up, he's like gonna film
it and post it.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Damn, he really is.
Just like you said, recordingevery aspect of his life, ups
and downs.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
You get to see him, it's a g song channel where he
just like oh, yeah, like thatset a camera up to watch him
sleep in the park for like twohours.
Yeah, there's some shit content, baby, it's content apparently
I mean in even after she.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
She posted that video of her talking about him.
She decided to stick around fora while because she shows up in
videos that were apparentlyrecorded like a year after that,
so I guess I don't know whoknows.
That's fucking weird.
I wonder how much money he madesolely off of Double Rainbow.
I don't know if he made it.
I don't know.
He lives in a trailer RightDown by the river.

(37:01):
Yeah well, I, I don't think I'mkidding.
Uh, he's in a river a lot ofthem.
His land is pretty like.
It doesn't look like he livesin very good conditions, which
I'm sure contributed to him notmaking it.
But Damn yeah, if you want toget uncomfortably close to a

(37:21):
person who has been dead forfive years.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Died for five years.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Yeah, here's your opportunity.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
That's nuts.
That's super cool.
Yeah, I don't think any of.
We all saw the Double Rainbowvideo when it came out.
It was big right.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Yeah, but our listeners are like 15 years old,
so they're born around the timethat's fair.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yeah, that was just a super positive, super uplifting
video, that kind of doublerainbow all the way all the way
like 90 positive.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
There's like a Honda commercial that they use that on
or something and they just like, put like a Honda underneath
the rainbow.
They're just like.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
It's so beautiful yeah, if you go look at his
Wikipedia page, there's a bunchof fucking commercials and shit
that he's been in.
He was in briefly an extra in amovie, I think, yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
I wonder if he was in that.
Was it Weezer Pork and Beans?
I?
Wonder if he was in Pork andBeans, who's to say Jason?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
You're.
So maybe you got Weezer.
Would that have been before,but Weezer Beezer.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Yeah, maybe I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Jason, what do you got?
Get us out of this depressinghole of Rainbow man that died
and is apparently not as good aperson as you thought.
I guess this goes to show nevermeet your heroes.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
Speaking of heroes, I found a channel and it's just
Road Pavement 2.
Nice Electric Boogaloo.
Electric Boogaloo, I will say.
And just to start all of thisoff, this is advertised as Life

(39:00):
and Times of a disabled person.
This is a lot.
There's a lot going on here.
A lot of these videos seempretty normal and they're all
over the place in the terms oflengths.
However, I will say they'restill posted.
This last video was posted 10hours ago.
The one before that was 22hours ago, 23 hours ago, a day

(39:20):
ago, three days ago, three daysago.
He posts a ton.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Wow, that is a baby coming out of a vagina.
Oh, it goes back in, don'tworry what.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
That's the point.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Did I accidentally share something?
No, this is all on YouTube, man.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
We are looking at this on YouTube, so I'm assuming
it can be on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Just don't hover over the first pick.
Don't leave the cursor over thefirst video.
Thank you, Doug.
Maybe don't play any of thevideos I'm not sure at this
point.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
We're staying right here on the home screen.
You can, I will say if righthere on the on the home screen
you can, you can, okay, I willsay, if you click on the twitch
is that was maybe, who knows, ohit's twitch different?

Speaker 3 (40:03):
I don't, because these are all.
These are literally um.
A lot of these uh images arepulled from like, um medical
animations of like how thingsare, like how things work and
stuff see, this is educationaltwitch, listen it is, and if you
want to know what we'reactually talking about here,
there are a lot of videos onthis page, um, of something that

(40:24):
this man claims to be calledunbirthing so this one is a
young woman becomes a virginagain, and this animation is
okay to play some videos.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
I just like randomly clicked through a bunch and
nothing.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
There's nothing to.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
There might be some things said on a few of the
videos.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Most of it, and again , this is the life and times of
a disabled person.
I'm not exactly sure how thisguy is disabled, in what way,
based on the videos, I don'tknow, but these.
It's like he's obsessed withthese unbirthing videos and
sharing with the world how womencan make themselves virgins

(41:07):
again, and that's by simplytaking the child that they just
gave birth to, and just puttingit back.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
So this A Young Woman , woman becomes a virgin again
video.
It's it's almost five minuteslong.
A lot of these videos are like48 seconds a minute.
This is almost five minuteslong and it's medical animations
of just this fucking.
This it's a baby and it justgoes right back into the woman's
body, curls and you just see,like the shit.
It's almost like the.
If you played the ace venturascene when he comes out of the

(41:38):
rhinos ass, just in, like the.
It's almost like the.
If you played the ace venturascene when he comes out of the
rhino's ass, just in reverse,and it's very strange if anyone
needs to know what software isusing, you can always use wonder
share filmora.
He's using the free plan um,there's a lot of other videos
that are just super random.
There's one that's like I'mgonna hire a private
investigator and it's him.

(42:00):
You can't understand half thethings he says, he rambles on.
But the one right below that isjust called I have a honeydew
melon and it's a minute video ofhow he has a honeydew melon oh,
I'm looking guy.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
There's a lot of anime on here.
When you say he's, he'sdisabled, is this in the
physical variety or mental?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Okay, and I don't want to listen to him anime.
You know, you know, shut upDoug um, but yeah, so if you
keep scrolling down you'll gothrough.
There's a bunch of anime videos.
There's a five-minute videothat's called a full-blown drunk
gets zapped by the police, soapparently he takes great joy in

(42:42):
watching there's thesealtercations.
There's one called road pavementversus pedo bear, and it's it
just seems like whenever hefeels like recording something,

(43:03):
it doesn't matter what the fuckit is he just kind of does it
and that's it.
Here's a cool video called youlive twice, but die once.
Sounds like a James Bond movie.
It does, because it makes nofucking sense, seriously.
Um, there's, oh, there'sanother one that he says.
It's called I lost 500 poundsby simply eating or by simply

(43:25):
shitting.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
I got my shits pat by shitting hard in the lawn, yeah
.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
I'm sorry.
I have lost 500 pounds by usingthe toilet.
There you go.
I guess you were there.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I have lost500 pounds by using the toilet.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
There you go.
I guess you were there.
Yeah, I was close.
But is he eating all that lard?
He might, because it'll justcome out smooth, like Matt said.
So he's good to go.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
This individual was on 4chan quite frequently.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
That explains a lot.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
So he is mentally Well, I mean he's got.
He's got a pedo bear referencein here, which is a reference I
have not seen in years years.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Yeah, like holy shit.
Yeah, that's, he definitelyfrequented fortune.
Um, there's a.
He was real, real pissed offwhen fortune went down, except
for amanda's birthday cake, butthat's a story for a different
time what hang on, Jason, we'llget right back to you.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
We were at Amanda's birthday a few months ago and
her friend puts down this giantcookie cake that has a bear on
it.
It didn't occur to me, I didn'treally think about it, and then
I was like, oh, it's a bear.
And he was like, yeah, it's apedo bear.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
And I was like oh, that's a bear.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
And he was like, yeah , it's a pedo bear.
And I was like, oh, that's areference Cool.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
That's a reference.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
I haven't heard in a long time.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Dude back in the dig days.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
And then I proceeded to tell this story, which is
back in the dig days.
I got the most downvotedcomment I've ever left on
anything in my entire life.
There was a post that was atthe top of dig that was like
somebody who was falsely accusedof molestation or something had
been released from prison andand I'd made an ascii pedo bear

(45:06):
and stuck it in in the comment.
And then I was like I'm freeand and I got like like 1500
down votes and like lots ofpeople were blind, just being
like what the fuck man

Speaker 3 (45:13):
I'm free.
Yeah, there's Thanks 2011.
There's not a lot to this.
There is a lot to this channel,but not like A lot of substance
.
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Well, quantity over quality, it's fucking hundreds
Um.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
He says something about President Trump here.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
They always do, so it is the mentally disabled type.
Okay, I'm sensing a patternhere they always do, they always
do, so it is the mentallydisabled type, okay president
trump's mass deportation program, which is great.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
One of my favorite dualities here, though, is
there's one video.
It says I, I have stoppedmaking the unbirthing videos
literal.
Next day he posts a how to makeunbirthing videos he posted one
11 hours ago.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
So right, like obviously you're not baiting
switched also, I'm curious,because the name of the page is
road pavement.
Two where's one, where's one?
What happened to one?

Speaker 3 (46:15):
or is this like maybe look up road pavement on
youtube real quick, so it comesup two, where's one, where's one
?
What happened?

Speaker 4 (46:17):
to one, or is this like somebody already had?
Like maybe, yeah, look up roadpavement on youtube real quick
see what comes up.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Doug, get on it um the only other piece of
information I have about thisguy is he is a self-proclaimed
psychic doctor and psychictherapist again the mental yes,
this.
All tracks are here, okay yeah,there's an equation being being
written down here and I thinkwe can solve it now yeah, he's
got a cash app he's got cashyeah he does.

(46:44):
He's got cash app.
There's a store in a fourth wallyeah, a fourth wall store you
can buy stuff from for this, uh,from this guy.
I didn't look at that because Iwas too he's got kamala harris
for president 2025 glasses picka lane dude.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
Is it Trump or Kamala man?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
oh, he's got president Trump 2025 ones too,
though oh, so he's just playinghe's an arms dealer in this war.
Oh god, there was porn.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
I'm sorry, I didn't expect that he's got a hentai
unbirthing mat well if YouTubedidn't?

Speaker 4 (47:26):
catch if YouTube didn't catch.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Uh uh, horus orifices oh god, I think we're safe this
time around.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Man, we're toast we're toast on Twitch, you know.
Funny enough speaking of justlike titties on YouTube.
So before I found out, before Ihad HBO, I was looking for a
way to watch the Spawn cartoonfrom the 90s oh my god, yeah
it's the awesome shit.
Fucking.

(47:54):
Youtube's got a bunch of it andthere's nudity in that, and
it's just all on YouTube.
Youtube don't care.
It's got hundreds of thousandsof and there's nudity in that,
and it's just all on YouTube.
Youtube don't care.
It's got hundreds of thousandsof views.
They don't give a damn.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
We need to remember to delete this bot after this.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Yes, yes, save it and forget it.
Bye.
Well, thank you for you know,I'm not going to say thank you,
I'm just going to say way tofind that.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Yeah, no one should be thanking me for the hellish
rabbit hole I just can.
We presented to them cash apphim and in the comment section,
just be like hey I stopped.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
I unbirthed, but it came out again anyway.
Am I a double mom or a doublevirgin now?
I don't know, I've lost trackno baby no, like me a triple
version.
Put it back yeah, can I tripleup On this shit?
Yeah, what time are we at?
Right now.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Probably about 40ish minutes, 48 minutes and a bunch
of that.
We couldn't hear you Startingthe stream, yeah he restarted
the stream 48 minutes, so we got.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Let's go, let's do a couple more yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
I can.
I can definitely Knock two outand one go with the rest of my
shit.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
So yeah, all right.
Well, let me go next.
Nope, mr impatient over here.
So, matt, go ahead and look upmr zed for me.
Go to that channel for me.
So let me give you a little bitof backstory on mr zed here.
Mr Zed is a Robot From thefuture.

(49:19):
He's come back in time to doStand up comedy in the 1980s.
This is real what?
No, it's not.
Mr Zed did actual stand upcomedy in the 80s.
His whole shtick was he was arobot.
He did robot pun jokes andeverything.
He's very good at doing therobot and jokes and everything
holy.
He's very good.
Yeah, it is very good at doingthe robot like and movements and

(49:40):
everything holy shit he's verygood at being a robot, but the
weird thing is his stand-uppretty great, pretty fun.
He had a tv show that lastedlike three episodes and I
believe that was in like theearly to mid 90s and with that
show they decided you know, cgiis pretty popular right now.

(50:02):
We have no budget, we couldprobably do a lot with that
right, and so they tried.
This shit looks like it shouldbe some weird analog horror
youtube thing, but it's alllegit.
It doesn't look like it shouldbe a legit TV show, but it is.
I'm very fascinated with thisman, he, and to describe what he

(50:24):
looks like, he looks like a Kendoll.
Essentially.
He's got like plastic hair, hishe put like makeup on to look
plastic.
He, his clothes are plastic keyas well, and he's doing you
know, fucking.
He's moving around like a robotand he does like robot
mannerisms.
It's truly fascinating.
Again, it's Mr Zed, but hisshow again should not exist.

(50:46):
It's weird, it's, it'sunnerving.
If you ask me, what do you boysthink?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I I've seen this guy before.
It's he's.
He's pretty silly.
I didn't realize he had a show,though, so it's very
interesting.
The graphics are similar toFucking Drowned God yeah 100%.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
It gives off Max Headroom vibes.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Yes, it does Hugely Max.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Bigly.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
But honestly.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
He did some stuff Like up until like the 2000s and
whatnot.
He's not really heard ofanymore, but he was still doing
it.
There's some more like higherQuality videos of him still
doing the shtick and you cantell he's older now.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
I bet the effect isn't as convincing With the
videos better quality.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
I'm sure, but like I just found it truly fascinating.
I stumbled upon that a longtime ago, with the videos better
quality, I don't know, oh I'msure, but like I just found it
truly fascinating.
I stumbled upon that a longtime ago.
I wanted us to talk about it,but you know, there's not really
an opportunity to talk about anactual TV show from the 80s
with just a weird robot man.
But I just thought it was atruly fascinating thing.
Everyone should go.
Look up Mr Zed.
I kid you not.

(51:55):
When I found him I probablywatched his videos for a good
hour and a half two hoursstraight Because I was just so
enveloped by it.
And they're entertaining.
He's funny.
It's 80s humor, so take it withthat grain of salt, but he's
funny.
He's got a very good, slightlyracist overtones.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
No, not even that.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
It's just timely references.
It's like 80s, late 90s, early90s, shit like that.
He did a.
He did a really cool um, um, Idon't like I guess episode or
something.
I think he was on some like youknow, they got like america's
got talent.
Yeah, he was on some show likethat a while ago I think, and he
did like a more like it waslike a stand-up thing, but it

(52:36):
got a little creepy at a certainpoint because there's a moment
where, like it's like oh, I'mdownloading the new Mr Zed like
body and everything, so likethey pulled out like this robot,
like um, this, like robot legitrobot and like the face nice
what.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Mr Zedcom has got a bunch of information, or you can
also go to.
Zedcom and there's just a bunchof fucking videos on here.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yeah, the dude, I like the one where he's beating
off just a whole bunch but as arobot, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah,
oh yeah, oh yeah.
I am about to come Coming inthree.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Coming, coming Exe Loading Come.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Why is?

Speaker 4 (53:29):
it a side protocol?
Why is it a subroutine?

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Why is it?

Speaker 4 (53:35):
a subroutine.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, that's all I got on Mr Z,but truly a fascinating man.
I highly recommend watchingsome of his work.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
He's very fun, that does look like a lot of fun.
I don't know.
Two hours.
I feel like I would get overthe shtick pretty quick.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
But I enjoy the like early 90s comedy stand up
because it was such a cocaineriddled vibe.
It's that.
And like the amazing Jonathan,yes, fucking incredible, that is
cocaine riddled.
Yeah, his old shit is insanelygood 80s Wall Street and 90s
comedy.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
They got the same, same, same vibes.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
The Venn diagram is basically a circle.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
That was mine, dougoug, you have more I'm gonna
do.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
I'm gonna do two real quick because they're short, um
so, kind of, going back to myother channel, uh, once I like
was looking for stuff, I waslike man, I want to come across
like a low, a low viewed, likeno subscriber channel.
Um so, matt, if you want topull up, uh, the one that says

(54:46):
weird low count channel, um,it's called entry dot, no entry.
Uh, uh, it's.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Doug, since you're talking about low counts, just
to add to mine my, I think theaverage views on the ones I was
talking about is like 38 views,it's just itty bitties yeah.
You're doing another low count.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
This is like four subscribers, eight videos
They've got.
It looks like 65 views, or 68views is the max that they have
on there.
If you click on any of these,it's exactly what you expect.
It's gonna sound like it's justsome weird fucking noise over
some creepy picture.
That's it.

(55:25):
There's no.
There's like no cameras.
There's like no, there's likeno comments on like any of these
videos either.
Um, oh yeah, I forgot.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
I was gonna try and translate that there's like no
comments on like any of thesevideos either.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Um, ooh, there's some .
Oh yeah, I forgot, I was goingto try and translate that.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
I didn't, I didn't do that, but uh yeah, there's like
I just saw Matt.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
Just he's like, ooh, I've never seen more laser focus
.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Yeah, so I think some of them, I think some of them
have description yeah, some ofthem, some of them do some of
them don't but uh, that's it.
It's just this really weird lowcount channel it's that doesn't
have any rhyme or reason, allthe video it's like there for

(56:10):
just purely being creepy.
Um, and then that got methinking composition, and that
got me thinking about how manylike how many unlisted videos
are out there just floatingaround that you could come
across or just kind of I don'tknow like think about like all

(56:31):
the weird people who probablyjust unlist a bunch of weird
shit, right, and then I cameacross this unlisted video in
the Redditverse.
Real quick, matt.
Can you read that?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
description they comb and they comb and they comb and
they comb and they comb andthey comb and they comb and they
comb and they comb and theycomb and they comb.
But my body isn't my hair.
What is this?
Did asked for this?
I must be mistaken.
I mustn't feel dirty.
What a disgrace.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no Can you put that into atext to speech.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, no, no no, no, no,
no, no, no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
, no, no, no, no, no, no no nono no no no no no no no, no, no,
no, no no no no no no no no nono, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no
no no, no, no, no, no, no, no,no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nono no no no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no no no no no, no,no, no, no, no.
Fine, that's fine.

(57:34):
And dandy, I found, I found thelow count channel I was looking
for there you go, it did itsjob, it's doing its job, it's
staying low count.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
You know I'm saying so it's like that um, what was
it?
Uh, kfc murder chicks.
The genre where it's likewhat's it's deep internet, is
that once it?

Speaker 3 (57:49):
hits 20 views on youtube or any kind of video, it
disqualifies itself from thegenre yeah, right.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
So again, I found that and I was like I I went
down a rabbit hole of all theselike unlisted videos that I
could find.
There's some pretty good, likereddit, uh posts about it all,
um, but if you pull up the one,uh, that says she died in india.
Matt, that's the weird.
I found this unlisted fuckingvideo and it just says the same

(58:21):
thing over and over.
It's two minutes long and itjust says she died in india two
years later, over and over again, and I don't really know why.
Um, apparently it's a part of apoem, I guess.
Actually the comments on thisvideo are very funny, um, like
someone who's just like we diein an india with this one.

(58:42):
And then, uh, someone was justlike guys, hear me out, she died
in india two years later.
Um, it's just like all thatkind of shit.
But I was just, I was kind ofgoing through and like some of
the, some of the unlisted videosthat I was like looking at or
finding it's just like surelysays a lot about dying, in india
too, it's just I don't know.
It makes me wonder, like whatunlisted shit is out there.

(59:05):
You know what I'm saying.
Like it's just, it's just weirdto think about.
But uh, also, if you just like,click on this person's youtube.
There's nothing on it, it'sjust.
Yeah, it's just nothing.
Oh, this person.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
This person says this randomly one time.
I heard this randomly one timeand during my security night
shift I suddenly startedthinking about it.
This makes me think, though.
This is the sort of thing Idon't know if you guys saw where
somebody made a post that letpeople know that like mattress

(59:38):
firm was getting these newmattresses that are bed frames,
I think that had speakers inthem, but they were bluetooth
speakers and they had absolutelyno like security on them at all
oh god you could just walk pastthe mattress firm and just
connect your phone to it andplay whatever the fuck you
wanted, and the employees?
the employees couldn't doanything about it other than
unplug the things because therewas no controls on the bluetooth
speaker and apparently it wasloud as hell.

(59:59):
So that's what I'm thinking youshould do with this, is just
play this over one of thosespeakers, so all the mattress
firm people are just like Justcast it to whatever Jumbotron
has a Chromecast attached to it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
There you go when you're in an apartment and you
see people's random Samsung TVsand shit that you can cast to
there and you see people'srandom like their Samsung TVs
and shit that you can cast here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
there you go, there's an idea.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Here you're watching this now.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
My neighbor started that to me the other day.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Your neighbor.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Yeah, I was.
So the houses in myneighborhood are pretty close to
each other and I was sitting onthe couch watching NASCAR and
all of a sudden that thing popsup and it's like like Kirk's
iPhone wants to cast your TV andI was like no fuck you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
You should have let him.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Then I closed it and I was like I should have let him
do that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Maybe it was a call for help.
I'm locked in the bathroom.
This is the only way I know howto get a hold of you.
Matt will help me.
I have to connect to his TV.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
You know, now that I think of it.
I haven't seen Kirk in one.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
What else do you have ?
You said, he had a two for atwo, two for grace here.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Well, that was, that was, it was this one, and that
was the that was video.
Oh, oh, right, Right, I haveone more that we'll talk about
later if we have time, but Idon't actually think we can even
show any of the videos onTwitch I'd love to see it.
Is Gore allowed on Twitch?

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Can we just get a Pornhub channel where we put all
the videos we're not allowed tostream to Twitch?
Good idea.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Truly, I just can't even believe that this last
channel I have is on YouTube atall.
So well, yeah, Anyways, go, go,go forth.
Well, Matt, do you have anotherone?

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
I have a personal request A lost media, if you
will.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
Do you want to do it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Yeah, sure, it'll take five seconds, all right.
So this is a personal lostmedia request I have and I know
nobody who listens to thispodcast is going to have this,
but I'm thinking about startingmy own search for it because
I've tried to find it.
There's a NASCAR driver namedDenny Hamlin and if you don't
know who that is, it's notrelevant at all really but in

(01:02:12):
2015, he did this promotion withDenny's, the restaurant and
they put this thing out.
It was a couple of it was atleast two YouTube videos and a
website, but it was calledDenny's Denny's and the idea was
that Denny's, that Denny wasborn.
Denny Hamlin was born in theparking lot of a Denny's and
that's why his name is Denny andlike there's these like

(01:02:35):
surrealist humor videos that aretotally off brand for like a
NASCAR advertising like program,but it's like he talks about
how, like all he's ever wantedin life was to like own a
Denny's and have his own item onthe Denny's menu and stuff.
And there's like these at leasta few minutes long, at least a

(01:02:56):
couple of YouTube videos wherehe's like designing menus, item
menu items and like dreamingabout Denny's and stuff, and I
just remember them being superfucking funny, but they deleted
them.
They deleted the YouTube videosand they're not on the Wayback
Machine.
If you go back on the WaybackMachine you can find the
metadata, like the pages, butthe video.
They didn't archive the videosand I cannot find the videos
anywhere and I need to seeDenny's, denny's.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
Again, I need to see Denny get a.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Grand Slam.
We just need to like yeah,anyone who listens to us I feel
like people that listen to us orany podcast like us.
There'd be a pretty good chanceof one of you having a handle
on some lost media leads Right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
I'm going to get on the fucking Lost Media forums
and I'm going to be like Denny's, Denny's who's got it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
I know one of you who's got it?
Help me up.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Got Denny's, denny's.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
You heard it everybody Get to work.
Yeah, losers, we don't pay youto sit around, get out, we don't
pay you.
Well, three more here.
I can probably run through thempretty quickly.
So my first one is just calledSomebody.
The user on YouTube isTheyAreSomebody, and what you

(01:04:07):
get out of this is basicallyWait, matt, are you looking at
Denny's?

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Yeah, I had an article about Denny's.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
You can see.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
I can find lots of screenshots from the videos.
This is one of them which youcan see.
I mean, tell me, you know thisis going to be funny, right?
But then you get all the way tothe bottom and here's where the
YouTube video would be if I hadone.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
If I had one.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
Well, yeah, they're really teasing you with that one
Little bastards Blue balled youall the way to the end.
Yeah, somebody find Denny'sDenny Watch it.
Someone's gonna have like a DVDwith those on there or
something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
You know the Denny's, Denny's collection.
Yeah there's some around there.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Anyway, this is called Somebody.
The handle on youtube is theyare somebody and it is 16 videos
.
It's got almost 100 000followers.
The videos do relatively well.
I mean, you'll see a lot ofthem hit like 2.3 million.
One is 2.3 million, the otherhas like a mil.
Some only have like 43 000, sothey kind of vary.

(01:05:17):
But um, they're, yeah, they'rebasically just weird, like angel
statues and other, like liminalseeming.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Yeah, this is like liminal horror test footage.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
Yeah, and if you click on it there's nothing
really happening, just stillimages with like very odd music.
It's like Victorian esque musicodd music, it's like
victorian-esque music, like it'slike like that weird horror
kind of so like the, thesoundtrack to the lincolnshire
poker poacher numbers stationyeah, um, but yeah, it's just
like there's not a whole lot tothem, but they're, they're,

(01:05:53):
they're kind of a vibe I'm notgonna lie like it's eerily
calming that's a way to describethis like the music that comes
with it and everything it's.
It's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
It's like, if you're super into horror stuff, I
terror yeah it's, it's music toscare too, um christ, that's all
it is music to murder, to musicto slowly lose your grip on
reality too yeah, yeah, thatliterally just looks like, uh,
just analog horror, like testfootage yeah, but if you like

(01:06:27):
the music, uh, mike, they havethe links to the music in their
descriptions yeah, yeah, they'renot like.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
I think it's like a somewhat music channel type of
thing.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Well, this one just says song question, question,
question.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Question question.
Question question.
I just made this.
I hope y'all like it.
That's what they said.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
It's a short remixing the video.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
Yeah, but yeah, I don't know, it's a vibe dude,
it's a creepy vibe.
If you like it, there you go.
This makes me feel like I'm inan alternate universe of the
Mandela catalog, where thealternates are all nice.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Yeah, I get that, what oh?

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Mandela catalog.
But yeah, it's oddly religiousfeeling, oddly soothing, I can't
describe it.
Just go look it up.
It's called Somebody and theirprofile picture is this blank
it's just a dark spot to matchthe dark background so it
doesn't look like they have aprofile picture.
It's interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
There's this one with like these abandoned, like
buildings that are like onewindow wide and if you look at
the top common is $10,000apartment in New York.
Uh yeah recommend it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
It's weird, and then I'll talk about the other one,
and then I have one more afterthat.
I shall just knock it on mineThen, doug, do you want to wrap
us up?
Sure, oh yeah, all right.
So next one I have is MickBaldy, mc dot.
B-a-l-d-i-e-e.
Now this mcbaldie, mcbaldie.
Now this one's a bit weirder.

(01:08:01):
This seems like it's some sortof like gothic religious
undertone overtones slapping youin the face it's like an analog
horror type of thing, and everyvideo you click on it's like
and the wise mother told thechildren of the night behave and

(01:08:23):
be nice.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
Oh is it a vampire thing?

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
Not really.
It's all focusing on this onemasked angel type of person, but
everything's kind of AIgenerated.
I'm getting that vibe,especially from the first video.
The first video definitely doeskind of treat it like it's
supposed to be an analog horror.
It's called how to Be Human andit starts off with like ah, ah,
ah, there's music.
I don't want copyright, butit's like how to Be Human.

(01:08:48):
And then it's like anAI-generated picture of a church
and the audio is like this iswhere humans live and they
believe in angels and blah, blah, blah.
Uh, um, angels have fun, nicefaces and things like that.
It's very odd.
Um, there are there's 181videos and this dude be
uploading.

(01:09:08):
It's like it's like threeuploads a week.
Now.
Everything is relatively short,Like they're usually around two
to three minutes long, which isgood, Um, but it's very you
already talked about thecomments on some of these videos
.
Not yet there's so many.
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
we're fine.

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
Oh, also there's one called channel 14 real quick,
and it's like a news acre typeof thing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Yes, of course I.
I just I.
I was just looking at some ofthe comments on stuff and, like
everyone is so positive yeahit's weird.
It's weird, that's not.
You know, there's nobody jokingaround, it's mostly just people
being like, oh my, like so somany good blessings for everyone
like it's just weird to see.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
I don't, I don't know yeah, it's very odd, curated
very hard.
Can I just say that commentsaid the sky used to go hunk
shoe, but now it goes shoe hunk.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
I'm literally looking at that comment right now.
Were you really?
Is that when the sky learned tobreathe backwards?
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
That's wild.
I found the incel videos.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
We're like YouTube common Eskimo brothers.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
Oh, you found the incel video.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Oh yeah, which ones are the incel videos?

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
The.
How does someone ask you for afriend?
Um, but yeah, this is just veryfascinating to me.
I, there's something here.
Maybe we'll come back to thisone day and cover it in an
actual episode.
I don't know, um, somethinghere.
Maybe we'll come back to thisone day and cover it in an
actual episode.
I don't know, um, maybe, but Ilook super interesting.
I really wanted to bring it up.
Just because it's the, the thatis fucked.
This, yeah, yeah, the fuckingreligious overtones is beating

(01:10:47):
in the head with it all.
Yeah, the way, everything.
Like one of them, again likeone of them's.
Just like, uh, do not, do not,uh, uh, delve into the past for
too long as you learn from thepast.
But you don't want to stay inthe past, because the past,
although you can learn from it,can also bind you and it just
like it's like biblical talk youknow what I mean Like you're

(01:11:07):
reading from the Bible.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
It's very strange stuff, very self-helpy.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
But then you got this weird creepy angel thing doing
it all.
It's all.
It's like it's.
It's all self-helpy, but it'slike devilish at the same time.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Amanda found Denny's Denny's.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
Hold on, amanda found Denny's.
Denny's Yay, she found Denny's.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Denny's.
I think Matt might be leaving.
Gotta go, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:11:32):
Matt's done for the night Running the stream.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Okay, it's the short Denny's Denny's video.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
So there's two videos , but she found one of them Hell
yeah.
How did she find it that youcouldn't?

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Somebody uploaded a NASCAR Denny Hamlin commercial
compilation three years ago andit's like five minutes into it.
Hell yeah, dude, jesus, it's sospecific.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
I was like I'm not going to go through it Anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
Anyway, that's MC Baldy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
I haven't listened to anything that's happened for
the last five minutes.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
That's MC.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Baldy Probably better for your health.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
My last one, and then Duck and Takeover.
A lot of people have probablyseen these already.
Oh yeah, it's from Mr Friendand it's those the moon woke up
short videos that you see allthe time on youtube now when I
first found this it wasn't thatbig, but now they've garnered
like millions of views on their,their videos, but it's like a
whole series series.

(01:12:29):
Now they got like episodes andshit like it's up to episode
five now I wish they wouldchange the face never they're
all the same.
But yeah, mr friend, it's, it'sa funny little, it's a fun,
little cool thing.
It's just the moon suddenlyjust grew a mouth and eyes and
started eating planets and shit,kind of fun.
But this is definitely justlike a guy's like youtube
channel just for like to showoff his like three-year
rendering and stuff he's gotlike, yeah, pokemon stuff,

(01:12:50):
there's like cthulhu, there'sgodzilla shorts, there's.
It's just a bunch of shortsthat looks like this guy's
making.
Yeah, just a bunch of shortsthat looks like they're making.
Just a cool little video, coollittle channel.
Highly recommend looking at it,mr Friend.
Mr Flint Doug, get us out ofhere and then we can watch some
Denny's Denny's.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
Alright.
So In my conquest of findingthe weirdest Shit on YouTube, it
led me to A YouTube channeljust called Llama.
Finding the weirdest shit onYouTube.
It led me to a YouTube channeljust called Llama98579, but it's
titled Noah Martin.
Matt, don't put this up you cango and look at the channel if

(01:13:34):
you want, but it's a long storyshort.
The reason I found the channelwas because of a video called
the Effects of Datura funny shit, and if you're familiar with
what Datura is, it's a reallypotent hallucinogen and yeah.
So long story short.
The video itself is reallystupid.

(01:13:57):
It's just like this guytripping balls, like two guys
tripping balls and the peoplethey're with just being really
annoying.
It's like the the worst tripbabysitters I've ever seen in my
life.
I actually would just hate toknow these people, as is, as in
general.
But that video, aside from allthe other videos on here

(01:14:18):
randomly, has to do withsomething called Morgellons
disease, and if you're notfamiliar with what that is which
I wasn't either it's a verypoorly understood condition
characterized by skin lesions,crawling sensations and the
presence of fibers or filamentsemerging from embedded within

(01:14:38):
the skin, and some medicalprofessionals classify it as a
form of delusional parasitosisand others think it's the
possibility of an infectiouscause potentially linked to
Lyme's disease.
But I digress.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Lyme's disease or Lynch's disease Lyme's.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Unfortunately, all the videos are of surgery of
this guy's face, just sayingeverything out of this, his like
body, like full blown someonewith a pair of wire cutters
digging into their arm is whatit is, yeah it's glad I'm not

(01:15:21):
looking at that, that's yeah, itlike literally he's cutting
these like little chunks of shit, like growing around like these
, like literally like littlesores around his body out of his
arm and like out of hisdifferent places.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
And there's like literally like 14 videos of just
this happening, although onevideo is called massive UFO and
it's just like a dot in the sky,which is clearly a plane.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
But it's like he's trying to pull something out of
this gigantic.
I'm glad I don't know that he'scut in his arm.
It's like he's yeah, it'ssnipping at something like he's
trying to dig something out ofthe like.
He's trying to dig somethingout of the like he's trying to
pull like.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Like a bullet or something out.
Like in the movies you know.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
When they like, go in and grab the bullet and yank it
out.
It's like that, but he's notgrabbing anything.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
It's like he thinks there's something there, but
there's nothing in there, oh God, it's awful.
I hate it.
I'm glad I don't have this upright now.
That'll make me pass out.
We don't want to see that onTwitch, or do we, let's see.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
I feel like you might not want to see that, but a lot
of other people.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
Jason probably wants to see it.
But yeah, basically, when Ifound it, I was like what the
fuck am I looking at here?
Oh yeah, that sounds like it'dbe all about that shit.
I truly can't believe that.
Hey, this is on youtube andlike, okay, because it's clearly
just a man self-ergerizing.
Uh, it's so weird.

(01:16:47):
And well, he's not even doingit himself.
I'm pretty sure somebody elseis doing it to him.
But regardless, it's just weird, and this guy his name is Jack
looks exactly like the type ofperson you think would be doing
this on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Yeah, oh gross Jesus shit.

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Yeah, so if you want to have a good time, I guess I
just search up Noah Martin onYouTube and see where it takes
you.
Uh, but yeah, that was my, thatwas my descent into madness
with YouTube.
I started off with a crazy oldlady and I ended up with a crazy
old man I still think Punchanimation to surgery.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
Well, since that's the last one, boys, let's play
the game.
Real or fake, real or fake?
Let's play who won tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
That's five out of five.
Don't look unders.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
Don't look under that internet.
Let's play the game.
Who won tonight?
Doug, yeah, I think.
Doug, you won with RG.
What was it called?
Rg?
What Jubilee.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
RG Jubilee.
Yeah, that was fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Doug won on what the fuck is this?
And what the RG Jubilee.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
Yeah, that was fantastic, doug won on what the
Fuck is this and what the Fuckis this?
100%.
It was so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
I was like talking to Mike at work one day, like last
week, when we were looking shitup and I'm just like man, I
cannot, I do not know what totalk about.
And I was like stressed, andhere we are.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
You win with all the new you won.

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
You won tuesday yeah, everyone go look at rg jubilee.
That shit is fucking weird, butin a good way there's content
about 14 hours yeah, it's fine,um that's that's gonna kill me
tomorrow for sure it's fine.
It's fine.
Um, I would say, as always, um,you know, go, follow us on All

(01:18:44):
our socials and whatnot.
You can find us on our website,dilutycom.
Uh, you can find just aboutEverything on Dilutycom.
Just go there.
Go there, yeah, uh, go to ourPatreon.
Patreoncom Such DilutyPod.
You can also become a member onour website on dilutycom.
Check out our twitch.
Obviously, it's twitchtv slashdilutypod.
I post let's plays on thererelatively frequently of me

(01:19:07):
playing just halo and shit.
I'm going through halos rightnow.
It's fun that's me playing withme.
Yeah, sometimes Doug and I playmagic, so just hop on.
You know we're just doing shitover there.
Patreon, join our patreon.
We do monthly game nights andit's super fun and uh, yeah, um,

(01:19:28):
amongst other things like bonuscontent, super cool, super fun
stuff.
Um, I have a few.
I have an email that I want toread out here real quick, boys.
Um, let me find it real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
You remember what not to say, right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
What Mike never reads the fucking donations anyway,
because he doesn't see them.

Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
No, I already did the donations.
We did that.
That was the subscribers.
Oh, you know what?
We did that on the Magic Night,though I said something about
it on the Magic Night.
I could say it again here realquick.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Wait, I said something about on the magic
night.
I could say it again here realquick.
Wait, we just can't say theirreal name.
Yeah, that was on as long asyou know.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
Yeah, those on fourth wall, I think.
Just change one of the letters.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
Yeah, right, um, we won't.
We'll never know.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
I can't find it, matt , help me.
Um, in the meantime, I help me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
In the meantime, I think you know what we're
talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
Yeah, I do, the one where it's like there it is Not
supposed to say person's name.
Person from Carbondale.
Hey guys, I'm from Carbondale,illinois, and I love your
episode on the big muddyMurfreesboro monster.
My mom actually worked inMurfreesboro.
It's a big part of the culturehere and they even have a statue
.
Hell, yeah, yeah, dog, theyhave a statue there.
That's pretty cool and thatcame from Mississippi, little

(01:20:41):
Trotsky.
So thanks, little Trotsky.
Per their request, I will notsay your name Again.
Someone says do Blair Witch?
We're not gonna fucking do it.
I'm sorry, but yeah, just gofrom there.
But no, an email, I want toshow up.
We asked before what happens ifsomeone gets struck by
lightning, like what can happento them, and someone gave us an
email and responded Um, this isfrom um lurch.

(01:21:03):
I'm not gonna say the rest oftheir email, just lurch.
But it says uh, hey, if youguys are wondering what can
happen to someone if they getstruck by lightning, I have an
aunt that got struck bylightning.
She was a teenager, probablyback in the 70s, and she could
never wear a watch again.
They would just stop working ifshe put one on.
Digital or mechanical, itdoesn't matter.
Still haven't figured out what'sgoing on, but I figured.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
She's Magneto now.

Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
Still haven't figured out what's going on, but I
figured I'd give you an example.
I know him, I'm Lurch.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
Thank you, lurch, yeah if anyonenier, if they were
like yeah, if I just wanted tolet you guys know that when you
get struck by lightning I havean aunt that got struck by
lightning and she's dead- that'swhat happens.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
That would have been infinitely more tragic, but also
infinitely funnier.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
It would have been yeah, I just want to shout that
out real quick, because we didask about that.
So yeah, anyway, yeah, go hug adad, go kiss a dad.
One, two, skip a few, 99, 100dads.
Go do it, jason.
What do you got?

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
Smack your clam right in the lips.
Okay, great, Doug.
What do you?

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
got To compliment that.
Smack your peen against yourbean.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Matt, what do you got ?
And to compliment that, smackyour peen against your bean,
smack your wiener against yourcleaner wiener cleaner soap.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Wiener peen.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
I'm gonna risk it for the fucking copyright strike
and I'm gonna cut Denny'sDenny's out of the center of
that commercial compilation andupload it by itself to my own
YouTube channel by the time thiscomes out.
If you YouTube Denny's Denny's,you'll find it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
You'll also find.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
Matt.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
You'll find Matt there going.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
It's like reaction video.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
It's like me, mystery theatering Like yes.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
Yes, we did it.
Yeah, we found Denny's Denny.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
But also stay paranoid, because this will be
the only episode that I haven'tsaid that on.

Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
I also, jason.
You might be able to help meout with this.
Jason, my my knees hurt.
Ok, ask me which knees.
Why would I ask you me out withthis, jason?
My knees hurt.
Okay, ask me which knees.
Why would I ask you?
I need you to scratch my kneesit hurts.
Which knees?
My wee knees.

(01:23:30):
Goodbye everybody, I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
End it, cut it, cut it.
I can't Stop it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
Don't look under the internet you.

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